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Speaker 1: you did, yeah, and it was actually pretty damn good.

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Speaker 2: Where did you listen on the hill? Oh, as you

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Speaker 1: It's not running the whole time. It's just you run

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Speaker 2: Okay, and then you run up and then walk really

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Speaker 1: I've heard good athletes do that. Billy taught me about

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Speaker 2: And if there's one thing I look at Billy and

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Speaker 1: He was damn good at baseball. He said, hey, do

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Speaker 1: you want to run hills in Hermosa Beach? And I

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Speaker 1: go for sprints? He said, no, hills, simple as that.

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Speaker 2: That's the best workout I've ever heard.

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Speaker 2: Yep? Yep, just sitting in the hills. Can't hear you

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Speaker 1: I had the uh I believe Justin said he's getting

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Speaker 2: That's good. Me and him took a little time off.

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Speaker 2: Has he letting it? Has he let himself go since

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no. I understand gaining weight and pregnancy, you

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Speaker 1: You know, you've been through it three times and you

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Speaker 1: I mean, my wife goes, I gained ten pounds, so

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Speaker 2: No, she never told me exactly how much. And like

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Speaker 1: Hell of a salad bar they have now? Huh the olive?

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Speaker 1: I'm not afraid of you.

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Speaker 2: Don't kiss me. You set up, let's go. We're gonna

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Speaker 2: do it. Ardea, oh the one two sore losers? What up, everybody?

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Speaker 2: I am lunchbox. I know the most about sports, so

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Speaker 1: It's a sizzle master. I'm from the North.

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Speaker 2: I'm an alpha male.

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Speaker 1: I live on the west side of Nashville with Bazer.

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Speaker 1: Apparently every probably two acres is worth about four million.

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Speaker 1: Typically, dude, that is, when we get a week or

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Speaker 2: That has to be worsome. I think farmers want rain,

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Speaker 1: Because it's an unattractive river. But who cares if it's brown.

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Speaker 2: And I will tell you our place, great marketing by

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Speaker 2: bet this is freaking awesome. We're honey, we're gonna get

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Speaker 2: out in nature. Honey, bring the kayaks. We're moving in. Honey.

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Speaker 1: You know how you said you want to walk Radner,

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Speaker 2: You're telling me they're advertising makes it look like you

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Speaker 1: But that's why they're smart, because they never once said

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Speaker 2: There's no boat slip.

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Speaker 1: Definitely not that gotta go a couple miles up. But

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Speaker 2: No, it's sort of like Los Angeles Country Club last weekend.

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Speaker 2: I'm watching that and I don't think I feel like

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Speaker 2: we neglected to talk about it enough. The fact that

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Speaker 2: it is two hundred and fifty thousand dollars to join

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Speaker 1: Well, we have friends that are in clubs. I want

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Speaker 2: They can't be two hundred and fifty thousand dollars. They

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Speaker 1: Nope, this must be a list of all the things

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Speaker 2: You can only take phone calls in your car or

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Speaker 2: Your pants have to be pleated, collared shirts only, and

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Speaker 2: I don't worry. I didn't bring socks. Okay, Well, it's

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Speaker 2: And no celebrities are allowed to join their club, So

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Speaker 1: Well, we found out from the submarine there's billionaires, millionaires,

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Speaker 2: It just tells you there's so much money in the

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean meet a rich person because it'll put

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Speaker 1: We're damn lucky to have jobs and be employed. Meet

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Speaker 2: People.

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Speaker 1: There's a different way of life that some people live. Granted,

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Speaker 2: We live.

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Speaker 1: We're blessed, We're a're blessed.

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Speaker 2: We are we're not. I'm not saying we're not blessed,

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Speaker 2: but me to a rich person, it takes you about

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Speaker 2: a little bit. Hey, well we're good, right, our life's good.

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Speaker 2: Hunt you like your car? Right, Hey, we're we're successful, right,

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Speaker 1: You like the country, right, you want to live out there?

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Speaker 2: Right? You don't want a condo high rise? Do you not?

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Speaker 1: Said it's an option?

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Speaker 2: But you want to live in the country, right, You're

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Speaker 2: okay with a car port, right, Like I mean a garage.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't have to be enclosed. Right.

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Speaker 1: We get our tax refund They don't get tax refunds.

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Speaker 2: They're so rich.

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Speaker 1: Think of that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, think about that. When it's tax time they have

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Speaker 2: I mean that's pretty cool, right right. Hey, yeah, I'm here.

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Speaker 2: I'm thinking about joining your golf club. Can you give

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Speaker 2: me some information? Oh yeah, yeah, it's two hundred and

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Speaker 2: fifty thousand dollars to join in this economy.

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Speaker 1: Did you say all timer for a year? So just

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Speaker 2: In this economy. So it's two hundred and fifty thousand

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Speaker 1: And also you get reimbursed if your buddy has a

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Speaker 1: couple too many mickeys on hold eight drops his drawers

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Speaker 2: I doubt that's allowed, Like I doubt you're allowed to

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Speaker 1: I love Ammuni too. One out house for nine holes.

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Speaker 2: I mean no, no, I love Ammuni when they have

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Speaker 1: Oh great, I'm dying of thirst. On whole six. There's

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Speaker 1: water here, let me get it. Oh it's bone dry.

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Speaker 1: Oh let me look for a cart girl. Oh, those

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Speaker 1: haven't existed since the pandemic.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, ah, all of a sudden, we're not gonna put

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Speaker 1: Then they realize that we're addicted to golf. They can

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh, you're not gonna have the driving range open

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Speaker 2: on Monday and Tuesday. Well, I guess I'll come back

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Speaker 2: on Wednesday, because I mean, I love it so much.

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Speaker 1: Did you see the new sign on the door? No,

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Speaker 1: at our Muni, if you get here early, you're guaranteed

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Speaker 2: So that just means so they shipped out their cars.

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Speaker 2: They got rid of half of them.

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Speaker 1: Obviously they had enough carts that would fill the course,

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Speaker 1: so they've realized maybe they sold a couple, maybe they

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Speaker 1: don't clean all of them. Hey, we can just say

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Speaker 1: the course. Well, there's no reason to have seventy five

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Speaker 2: Also, the sign does say now that you should say it.

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Speaker 2: I remember. It says if you don't have a tea time,

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Speaker 2: you are not guaranteed a cart. So if you're a

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Speaker 2: walk up, that's what it was. If you're a walk up, ah, sorry,

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Speaker 2: you don't get priority when it comes to carts. We

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Speaker 2: have to save those for the people that have tea times. Really,

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Speaker 2: so my money doesn't count because I don't have a reservation.

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Speaker 1: Because I'm bored.

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Speaker 2: I don't really understand it.

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Speaker 1: Justin's final day here it is. It was October maybe

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Speaker 1: six months ago, seven months ago.

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Speaker 2: Final day.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna go golfing, all right, man, let's go.

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Speaker 2: Let's be men.

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Speaker 1: Let's have a couple of mickeys. We're not gonna cry, man,

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Speaker 1: this is golf day.

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Speaker 2: We get to the golf course, our MUNI let me

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Speaker 2: go get the cart out of carts. There's no more cars.

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Speaker 2: Me and Justin have never walked the course before because

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Speaker 1: We're not pros and we're not old people, and we're

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Speaker 1: not puist. I don't give an fat the course. I'm

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Speaker 1: not walking. If I want to walk, I'll go get

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Speaker 2: I will tell you, though, it is a very walkable

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Speaker 2: it's not too bad to walk. Peace.

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Speaker 1: I agree with that, but it goes against my story.

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Speaker 1: Got it so I have to get this golf cart.

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Speaker 1: And I said, well, Justin, it's your damn final day, dude,

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Speaker 1: And they tell us there's no golf cart. There's no

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Speaker 1: it's totally against tradition.

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Speaker 2: Told this story before, but it's worth retelling. I'm intrigued,

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Speaker 2: so I don't remember it.

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Speaker 1: I see some slop dick. He's been messing around in

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're in the cart return. Yes, the storage barn.

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Speaker 2: There's kids not paying attention. There's an eighty year old.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what he was doing. It almost just

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Speaker 1: So what do I do out? I wait for a

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Speaker 1: guy to return his cart. Look once, look twice, cross

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Speaker 2: There's no cart. People at the cart. I grab it,

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Speaker 2: reversed it all the way to Justin's car. Happened. It's

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Speaker 1: I was worried though I thought it was gonna run

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Speaker 2: And that's the problem. And they also don't have to gens.

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Speaker 2: Last day he only played nine. You didn't soak up

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Speaker 1: And it should be noted there's no GPS trackers on those,

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Speaker 2: They didn't. Also, I was hoping that you were gonna say, so,

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Speaker 2: there was a cart there, the guy went in to

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Speaker 2: get you know, he was making the turn. He went

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Speaker 2: in to get a support missile, and so I just

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Speaker 2: been a story. How brutal would that have been?

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Speaker 1: What kind of a bad beats that?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so dude, I get this shit. I had the

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Speaker 2: to turn, you go get some food, you get a.

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Speaker 1: Port missile, get a power right, maybe another mickey if

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Speaker 1: you think you can put it down. I go out

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Speaker 2: My bag's just there on the ground, Like I could

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Speaker 2: have sworn, I parked the car to here. I'm pretty

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Speaker 2: sure in the first nine I was riding in a

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Speaker 2: with a note that says thanks. I didn't agree to that.

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Speaker 1: One of these little vandy shits stole my cart.

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Speaker 2: You believe that these kids, you know, I do that

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Speaker 2: he would have to walk out and just be like, huh, damn,

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Speaker 2: but you gotta be kidding me.

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Speaker 1: They had the audacity to steal my car due it would.

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Speaker 2: Take some balls to steal someone's cart, Like I mean,

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Speaker 2: I get it at the grocery store. You know there's

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Speaker 2: the cart guy is out there struggling and you see

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Speaker 2: eye out. No way to claim it, golf course, they

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Speaker 2: at least have numbers on them. I don't know how

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Speaker 2: the marshal is gonna come find you because there's three

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Speaker 1: Good luck because the cart's stealing at the walmart?

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Speaker 2: Does happen?

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Speaker 1: Is it because there's a shortage of carts or you

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Speaker 1: have the exact same stuff that that person had in

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Speaker 1: their head that they wanted to get.

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Speaker 2: I would bet that happens every once in a while.

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Speaker 2: Like if you put a gallon of milk and some

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00:19:21,119 --> 00:19:23,000
Speaker 2: chips in there, and you just saw milk chips and

439
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,800
Speaker 2: you start pushing and someone's like, hey, ex kids, big

440
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:30,360
Speaker 2: ex kids, meig, that's my card. Screw you lady. Oh yeah,

441
00:19:30,359 --> 00:19:32,960
Speaker 2: that's right. Those are doritos. I had son chips. Bad,

442
00:19:33,040 --> 00:19:35,400
Speaker 2: my bad, sorry about that. I could see that happening.

443
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:38,359
Speaker 2: But I'm gonna tell you a story about golf cart stealing.

444
00:19:39,320 --> 00:19:45,120
Speaker 2: We did it twice in high school. It was an epic,

445
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,120
Speaker 2: epic thing we did. And I'll tell you right after

446
00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:52,800
Speaker 2: this hell of the cheese. So back when I was

447
00:19:52,800 --> 00:19:56,760
Speaker 2: in high school, though, we had pagers, right, and pager

448
00:19:56,840 --> 00:20:02,080
Speaker 2: goes off and we're like, all right, cool, let me

449
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,840
Speaker 2: check out it is. It's Tommy. I was calling Tommy.

450
00:20:05,359 --> 00:20:07,000
Speaker 1: Tommy, Bahama, how's it going, man?

451
00:20:07,119 --> 00:20:09,040
Speaker 2: Well you actually you know, he gives his little code

452
00:20:09,040 --> 00:20:11,760
Speaker 2: to the number, like number four. All right, Tommy, what's up? Dude? Dude,

453
00:20:11,880 --> 00:20:13,600
Speaker 2: you got to come to the Randalls. Come to the

454
00:20:13,680 --> 00:20:18,480
Speaker 2: Randalls parking Lot. Funniest thing you've ever seen in your life?

455
00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:19,760
Speaker 1: Tommy, how's your mommy?

456
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:22,639
Speaker 2: And I'm like, Tommy, come on, dude. Tommy's mister exaggeration.

457
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:25,120
Speaker 2: He's like, no, I'm here with I'm here with Aaron, dude,

458
00:20:25,160 --> 00:20:28,960
Speaker 2: just get here, get here. But sir, Randall's a grocery store. Yeah,

459
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,280
Speaker 2: it's a grocery store, Florida. People want to understand that

460
00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:33,560
Speaker 2: neither wou our Michigan people. Sorry, sorry, either with our

461
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:37,919
Speaker 2: California people in Nevada, our japan people, Netherlands, Nigeria. You

462
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:40,880
Speaker 2: guys have L and L mar Uh what Sri Lanka?

463
00:20:41,080 --> 00:20:41,560
Speaker 2: Where else?

464
00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:46,919
Speaker 1: Yes, Dubai also Costa Rica, Costa Maya sayulita continue.

465
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,080
Speaker 2: So we're like, all right, let's let's go over there.

466
00:20:49,240 --> 00:20:51,600
Speaker 2: And it's like twelve thirty at night, right, Like what

467
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:53,640
Speaker 2: could be so fun in high school? Yeah?

468
00:20:53,680 --> 00:20:55,600
Speaker 1: You got to stay out till twelve thirty at night.

469
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:59,320
Speaker 2: Yeah? Nice. My parents just fall asleep, there's no curfew.

470
00:20:59,400 --> 00:20:59,960
Speaker 1: That's genius.

471
00:21:00,160 --> 00:21:01,760
Speaker 2: And then my mom would wake up and start cleaning

472
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,240
Speaker 2: the house at two am, and she'd hit me on

473
00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:07,120
Speaker 2: the text, just what kind of flop house? And she'd

474
00:21:07,119 --> 00:21:09,679
Speaker 2: be like where are you? Just tell her wherever. So

475
00:21:10,160 --> 00:21:12,920
Speaker 2: we roll into the parking lot and all of a sudden,

476
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:18,399
Speaker 2: here comes Tommy rolling up and goes watch this, and

477
00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:22,640
Speaker 2: he goes and here he comes driving a freaking golf cart,

478
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:26,440
Speaker 2: him and Aaron, and you knew it wasn't theirs.

479
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:29,000
Speaker 1: Yes, from the golf cars.

480
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:34,760
Speaker 2: No apartment complex. Ah, you know how apartment complex when

481
00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:37,440
Speaker 2: you're a perspective resident, they drive you on a golf

482
00:21:37,480 --> 00:21:40,800
Speaker 2: cart to see the freaking apartment. The good life, the

483
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:46,560
Speaker 2: good life. And so they had had some drinks and

484
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:49,240
Speaker 2: they were leaving someone's apartment like I don't know, some

485
00:21:49,359 --> 00:21:51,119
Speaker 2: chick that lived there, like you know, that's where her

486
00:21:51,119 --> 00:21:53,760
Speaker 2: family lived. And they saw the golf cart and they're like,

487
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:56,560
Speaker 2: oh my god, the key's in it. So they drove

488
00:21:56,600 --> 00:21:59,439
Speaker 2: the golf cart away and we drove it and we

489
00:21:59,560 --> 00:22:02,040
Speaker 2: drove it and we drove it all around.

490
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:04,440
Speaker 1: A nearby apartment complex at the grocery store.

491
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:07,679
Speaker 2: Yes, and so we drove it to Tommy's house, and

492
00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:10,439
Speaker 2: we drove it around the neighborhood. We're we got all

493
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:12,280
Speaker 2: these people. I mean, we're just taking trips. It's two

494
00:22:12,320 --> 00:22:12,879
Speaker 2: in the morning.

495
00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:15,479
Speaker 1: Are you thinking you're gonna get caught? You looking for lights?

496
00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:19,480
Speaker 2: Oh, we're scared. Crap liss every blue light. We're driving

497
00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:24,280
Speaker 2: on freaking big like not roads, not not Mopack, but Mesa.

498
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:26,240
Speaker 2: Like it's a big road, like it's a two lane

499
00:22:26,280 --> 00:22:29,440
Speaker 2: like Mesa. It's it's is that what Anderson's off? Yeah,

500
00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:34,520
Speaker 2: that's our high school Masa on Mesa. Okay, I mean

501
00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:36,919
Speaker 2: it's not a small road like it's legit road, two

502
00:22:37,000 --> 00:22:40,000
Speaker 2: lanes and I mean you know. So we drive it

503
00:22:40,040 --> 00:22:41,920
Speaker 2: to his house and this is fun. Then we have

504
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:44,520
Speaker 2: like seven people on it and we decide to go

505
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:49,600
Speaker 2: off roading. Right, it's two o'clock in the morning.

506
00:22:49,680 --> 00:22:51,639
Speaker 1: And it's winter, summer, it's gonna be summer.

507
00:22:52,119 --> 00:22:55,600
Speaker 2: It's probably summer. Feeling that it has to me fall, Okay,

508
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:59,119
Speaker 2: maybe spring, I don't remember.

509
00:22:59,359 --> 00:23:00,720
Speaker 1: I'm not great times of the year.

510
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:06,680
Speaker 2: Run and all of a sudden, boom, the roof gets

511
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:11,199
Speaker 2: caught on a tree branch, drainage ditch and flings everybody

512
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:13,720
Speaker 2: off like, oh crap, And I mean it's all the

513
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,520
Speaker 2: golf cart's busted.

514
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,560
Speaker 1: Up, the roof's mangled, yeah, mangle.

515
00:23:19,680 --> 00:23:21,359
Speaker 2: But you have no ties to this golf car. We

516
00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:24,560
Speaker 2: have no ties to the golf cart. H we ditch

517
00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:25,440
Speaker 2: it in the woods. Right?

518
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,200
Speaker 1: Is that a crime yet?

519
00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:30,520
Speaker 2: Stealing a golf cart? Probably probably not.

520
00:23:31,400 --> 00:23:33,760
Speaker 1: I'm curious. Is golf cart is severe as a vehicle?

521
00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:36,600
Speaker 2: Probably not, because it's not worth that's a good question.

522
00:23:36,640 --> 00:23:38,399
Speaker 2: But the keys were in it. I don't know. You

523
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:42,040
Speaker 2: guys basically stole a car, yeah, basically. And we drove

524
00:23:42,080 --> 00:23:44,439
Speaker 2: it all around like we drove it down far west, like,

525
00:23:44,480 --> 00:23:47,560
Speaker 2: we drove it all over like like north Central Austin,

526
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:50,600
Speaker 2: Like we drove it all over, Like we drove it everywhere.

527
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,600
Speaker 2: You guys are paying tolls, Like at one o'clock in

528
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,080
Speaker 2: the morning, we're dry. I mean, how do we not

529
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:55,920
Speaker 2: get stopped? I mean the fact that the cop didn't

530
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,719
Speaker 2: drive by and see was driving this golf cart at

531
00:23:57,720 --> 00:24:00,000
Speaker 2: one in the morning on Mesa or Far West whatever,

532
00:24:00,119 --> 00:24:02,640
Speaker 2: I don't know, Northwest Hills. We're driving golf cart.

533
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:04,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys need to change your patrols.

534
00:24:05,119 --> 00:24:08,080
Speaker 2: So we we ditch it in the woods, and the

535
00:24:08,119 --> 00:24:09,800
Speaker 2: next day we're like, dude, we gotta we gotta take

536
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:10,080
Speaker 2: it back.

537
00:24:10,160 --> 00:24:13,080
Speaker 1: Oh, you couldn't drive it anymore after the roof rain off.

538
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:16,320
Speaker 2: Well, right, we could have driven it, but it's kind

539
00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:18,200
Speaker 2: of like I mean, but we're like, we got to

540
00:24:18,240 --> 00:24:21,119
Speaker 2: take it back, right, it was mangled pretty bad. So

541
00:24:21,760 --> 00:24:23,840
Speaker 2: we decide to put it in the back of Rob's truck.

542
00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:32,720
Speaker 2: Maybe wait during daylight? Yeah, well overnight? Was it at night?

543
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,080
Speaker 2: Was it that night? We we got to get off

544
00:24:35,119 --> 00:24:39,200
Speaker 2: crime music for the timeline. Let me get the dude,

545
00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:41,240
Speaker 2: cause if you guys ditched it in a bush overnight,

546
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:46,159
Speaker 2: that's genius. Yes, we did. And we wait until the

547
00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:48,480
Speaker 2: next night and We're like, all we got to take

548
00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:49,280
Speaker 2: it back. OK.

549
00:24:49,480 --> 00:24:52,320
Speaker 1: The whole day, you guys are probably panicking, panicking, panicking,

550
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:54,359
Speaker 1: But why you because your fingerprints are on it.

551
00:24:54,400 --> 00:24:56,320
Speaker 2: I don't know why we're panicking. You could just leave

552
00:24:56,359 --> 00:24:58,520
Speaker 2: it there. We could just leave it there, We could

553
00:24:58,560 --> 00:24:59,920
Speaker 2: just burn it, we could do anything.

554
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:01,480
Speaker 1: What do you do with it?

555
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 2: We could have taken it apart, piece by piece and

556
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:06,840
Speaker 2: thrown it in the dumpster, right, it didn't matter you

557
00:25:06,840 --> 00:25:10,800
Speaker 2: guys dropping the river. We could have taken it into

558
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:12,200
Speaker 2: town lake and just run it off.

559
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:14,280
Speaker 1: Had a lot, I go to jail.

560
00:25:16,320 --> 00:25:20,480
Speaker 2: So we got a funny the Ripper, the Rainy Street Ripper.

561
00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:24,760
Speaker 2: That's the same thing he did. That's right soon. But

562
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,240
Speaker 2: we were we were before the Ripper. We were the originals.

563
00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:30,560
Speaker 2: We're the ogs. So we decided we're gonna put it

564
00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:34,159
Speaker 2: in the back of the truck. And the only problem

565
00:25:34,240 --> 00:25:38,280
Speaker 2: is it's too big and you couldn't close the tailgate noted.

566
00:25:38,800 --> 00:25:40,920
Speaker 2: So I'm thinking about getting one in the country. Now

567
00:25:40,920 --> 00:25:44,399
Speaker 2: I know, We're like, no problem, we'll just hold on

568
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:50,679
Speaker 2: to it so it won't roll out. How much is

569
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:54,560
Speaker 2: hanging off? It's not hanging off, it's just the tailgate

570
00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:56,960
Speaker 2: won't close, like you can't close it, so it's just

571
00:25:57,080 --> 00:26:00,359
Speaker 2: over that crack. So we're in the back of a

572
00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:05,560
Speaker 2: truck holding it and we're going uphill Mesa. Well not,

573
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:06,840
Speaker 2: we're not even a Mason yet.

574
00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,119
Speaker 1: I remember Billy showed me at school and it was

575
00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:11,119
Speaker 1: on the.

576
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:13,960
Speaker 2: Top of a cliff. Yeah, so it's called Mesa. I

577
00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:17,480
Speaker 2: think Mesa is a cliff. So we're back in the

578
00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:21,280
Speaker 2: neighborhood and we're we're have in the back of Aaron's

579
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:24,480
Speaker 2: truck and Rob is following behind us in his truck.

580
00:26:24,760 --> 00:26:27,119
Speaker 1: Slow down, Aaron, and he's going.

581
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:28,400
Speaker 2: Up the hill and we're trying to hold We're trying

582
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:30,840
Speaker 2: to hold it. Just gets too much. Rob stand down

583
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:34,000
Speaker 2: and we let it go out of the truck. Out

584
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:39,439
Speaker 2: of the truck, boom, boom, rolls, boom, crashes into a

585
00:26:39,480 --> 00:26:42,240
Speaker 2: tree and right. Rob is luckily able to hit reverse

586
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:44,040
Speaker 2: and swerve out it. Get out of the way, Rob,

587
00:26:44,119 --> 00:26:48,600
Speaker 2: get out. OK. So what do you do? Do? You

588
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,119
Speaker 2: just leave it? No, our dumb asses run and jump

589
00:26:51,160 --> 00:26:58,040
Speaker 2: in it trying to get it to start. It's smoking.

590
00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:01,960
Speaker 2: People come out of their house, guys, it's time to go. Guys.

591
00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,960
Speaker 2: We got a bell dish, we got a bell. We

592
00:27:04,040 --> 00:27:06,600
Speaker 2: ditch it, We ditch it, We ditch it. I got

593
00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,240
Speaker 2: a life, mother, don't know what happens, you know what

594
00:27:09,280 --> 00:27:10,840
Speaker 2: I mean? Like whatever, we leave it. We're out.

595
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 1: Did you say it was smoking and on fire?

596
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, like it was smoking because we were trying to

597
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:16,000
Speaker 2: start it and it would had crashed into the tree.

598
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:21,119
Speaker 2: Oh fire. And so we leave it. We're done, and

599
00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:23,760
Speaker 2: we're like, oh my god, we are such idiots. We

600
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:28,000
Speaker 2: are such idiots, like so stupid. Right, And the next

601
00:27:28,080 --> 00:27:31,480
Speaker 2: night we're like, we're never doing that again. We're never

602
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:34,959
Speaker 2: doing that again. Next night, we drive by an apartment

603
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:43,680
Speaker 2: complex off a Graystone and Tommy goes, hold on, let

604
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:45,880
Speaker 2: me check. He runs out there.

605
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:50,879
Speaker 1: He had kept the key in all the panic, he

606
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 1: had the hed.

607
00:27:53,119 --> 00:27:56,640
Speaker 2: He wear it's all to bring the key with him

608
00:27:57,119 --> 00:28:01,320
Speaker 2: before the thing blew up, before it blew up. And

609
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:05,480
Speaker 2: we go to another apartment complex. Balcony's probably started right up.

610
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:11,880
Speaker 2: Got us another golf cart, oh shit, And we drove it.

611
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:16,200
Speaker 2: We drove it out on three sixty. That's a toll road,

612
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:19,679
Speaker 2: three sixties highway with the bridge you see it at

613
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:23,679
Speaker 2: the Dell Class. Yes, we drove it on three sixty

614
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:26,959
Speaker 2: because Aaron lived over off at three sixty, so we

615
00:28:27,040 --> 00:28:30,600
Speaker 2: drove it on three sixty and then we just did

616
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:33,800
Speaker 2: sit in a freaking little like in between some houses

617
00:28:33,840 --> 00:28:36,440
Speaker 2: in a little ravine and just left it there. After

618
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:40,320
Speaker 2: a couple hours of driving. It never got caught. Never

619
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:42,600
Speaker 2: got caught, dude.

620
00:28:42,760 --> 00:28:47,360
Speaker 1: Those apartment complex people probably lost their minds the next day, dude.

621
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:49,240
Speaker 2: And after saying we're never going to do it again,

622
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,440
Speaker 2: and then Tommy jumping out of the car and running

623
00:28:51,440 --> 00:28:53,920
Speaker 2: into an apartment complex and coming back with another golf cart,

624
00:28:54,480 --> 00:28:57,200
Speaker 2: I mean you wanted to. And when we saw him

625
00:28:57,240 --> 00:28:59,720
Speaker 2: the first night with the golf cart, like when he's like,

626
00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:01,520
Speaker 2: this is the funniest thing ever, I'm like, it can't

627
00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 2: be that funny. When he came driving from behind the

628
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:07,960
Speaker 2: Randalls in the golf cart, we now fell over, dude.

629
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:15,160
Speaker 2: We were laughing so damn hard, just like where did

630
00:29:15,200 --> 00:29:19,160
Speaker 2: you get that? And then it's like, let me drive,

631
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,320
Speaker 2: let me drive, I want to drive, I want to drive.

632
00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:25,000
Speaker 2: It was. It was the stupidest thing, but it was

633
00:29:25,160 --> 00:29:30,040
Speaker 2: so fun, so exhilarating. It's so scary all at the

634
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:30,480
Speaker 2: same time.

635
00:29:30,640 --> 00:29:32,720
Speaker 1: And you probably gave if there's any kid listeners, you

636
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 1: gave ideas.

637
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,560
Speaker 2: I don't suggest it. We had the sore losers. We

638
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:38,360
Speaker 2: do not condone any of the golf carts seiler and

639
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,760
Speaker 2: I would say that it has been the statue of limitations.

640
00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:44,040
Speaker 2: I would bet those apartment complexes have changed management many times,

641
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:47,959
Speaker 2: so they probably you know, it's all good, and it was.

642
00:29:48,040 --> 00:29:49,760
Speaker 2: It was one of the crazier things we did. I

643
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:51,880
Speaker 2: was just like, this is so stupid. Let me drive,

644
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:54,480
Speaker 2: won't drive, won't drive, and then we I mean, and

645
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:56,240
Speaker 2: the fact that we got bored with it on the road.

646
00:29:56,320 --> 00:29:58,840
Speaker 2: We started off roading through people's yards and that's when

647
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:01,560
Speaker 2: we hit the tree branch at first night. So stupid.

648
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:04,600
Speaker 2: All dudes, not chicks were there? Really?

649
00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:06,880
Speaker 1: Oh yes, story just got better. Dude, you were a

650
00:30:06,960 --> 00:30:07,960
Speaker 1: pimp in high school.

651
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:11,240
Speaker 2: There were chicks there. You guys are all just running

652
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:14,480
Speaker 2: rampant at two thirty in the morning. Yeah, it was bad.

653
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:16,640
Speaker 2: It was just crazy. I mean, it was so stupid,

654
00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:18,760
Speaker 2: so fun, so awesome. Dude.

655
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:20,720
Speaker 1: That's one of those you just tell somebody the next day.

656
00:30:21,040 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 1: It's just the most badass story. Nobody's topping that story. No,

657
00:30:24,840 --> 00:30:27,200
Speaker 1: you're at brunch or breakfast or school. If you had

658
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:30,280
Speaker 1: a school and you're telling that, dude, everybody had to

659
00:30:30,280 --> 00:30:37,280
Speaker 1: look at you like man. You for sure, regardless of race, creed, income, riches, rags,

660
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:40,960
Speaker 1: regardless of anything. You had the coolest night on anybody

661
00:30:41,000 --> 00:30:42,640
Speaker 1: of anybody on planet Earth last night.

662
00:30:43,160 --> 00:30:47,200
Speaker 2: Yeah. Its a great feeling. Do you want another golf

663
00:30:47,240 --> 00:30:47,800
Speaker 2: cart story?

664
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:50,080
Speaker 1: This one involves.

665
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:55,840
Speaker 2: The golf player. No, it involves a the University of

666
00:30:55,920 --> 00:31:04,400
Speaker 2: Arkansas football stadium. Whoo, We'll be right back.

667
00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:10,840
Speaker 1: Surprising, I remembered all the details, right, Yeah.

668
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:12,880
Speaker 2: I mean I did a pretty good job. But this one.

669
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:14,600
Speaker 1: Is this you involved?

670
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:15,479
Speaker 2: No, I'm not involved.

671
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:18,120
Speaker 1: Myres Sean Lynch University of California.

672
00:31:18,280 --> 00:31:23,520
Speaker 2: I pretty much. Uh, my cousin's fraternity brother, he told

673
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:26,480
Speaker 2: me this story. They went. He was a coaching youth

674
00:31:26,880 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 2: baseball team in the summer. Is he cool with you

675
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 2: telling it? Yeah, he's cool. And he they had a

676
00:31:32,880 --> 00:31:36,480
Speaker 2: tournament in in Fayetteville, and so him and the you know,

677
00:31:36,480 --> 00:31:38,240
Speaker 2: the kids are asleep, and him and the other coach

678
00:31:38,360 --> 00:31:41,680
Speaker 2: go out have a couple of beers whatever, and they're

679
00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:43,760
Speaker 2: driving back by the University of Arkansas like, oh, let's

680
00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:46,440
Speaker 2: stop at the football steaum. Check it out, Bear Bryant.

681
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:53,040
Speaker 2: Now it's Alabama, and they start walking around. There's a

682
00:31:53,040 --> 00:31:58,880
Speaker 2: gate open, so they walk in and they go out

683
00:31:59,360 --> 00:32:02,800
Speaker 2: and they sell on fitty yard line. Okay, have a

684
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 2: couple of beers, smoke a little bit. They're like, oh,

685
00:32:06,840 --> 00:32:10,480
Speaker 2: let's go look in the tunnel. They find a golf cart.

686
00:32:13,160 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 2: They stayed there for three hours, driving the golf cart

687
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:19,400
Speaker 2: up every single ramp. They got in the suites, they

688
00:32:19,400 --> 00:32:22,600
Speaker 2: were eating like popcorn. They found souvenir cups. They took

689
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:27,400
Speaker 2: out souvenir cups. They had access to the entire stadium

690
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:29,840
Speaker 2: for three hours. They were just driving the golf cart

691
00:32:29,880 --> 00:32:34,560
Speaker 2: around inside Arkansas Stadium. They drove it out onto the field. Wow,

692
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:38,880
Speaker 2: a couple of beers, they said. They went and sat

693
00:32:38,920 --> 00:32:42,520
Speaker 2: in the press box. Everything was wide open and they

694
00:32:42,520 --> 00:32:44,840
Speaker 2: were just in. Their truck is parked right outside, so

695
00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:47,960
Speaker 2: it's not like they're just like if security drives by,

696
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,080
Speaker 2: like what the hell's the truck doing here? No one

697
00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:54,080
Speaker 2: ever came. He said, he spent three hours, and the

698
00:32:54,120 --> 00:32:56,080
Speaker 2: whole time he's going, God, damn, we're gonna get arrested.

699
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 2: We're gonna get arrested. And then he would be like,

700
00:32:58,400 --> 00:32:59,240
Speaker 2: this is so awesome.

701
00:32:59,280 --> 00:33:02,360
Speaker 1: Did they find any more supplies alcohol.

702
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:04,920
Speaker 2: I don't remember him finding any more alcohol, because that

703
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:07,400
Speaker 2: be the worst. You get busted and you're drunk, because

704
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,880
Speaker 2: the drinking is probably what led to the three hours.

705
00:33:09,920 --> 00:33:13,520
Speaker 2: Otherwise you're too scared. And the smoking because they're they're

706
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:15,920
Speaker 2: smoking and drinking and they're on the fifty yard line.

707
00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:17,840
Speaker 2: Then they go in the stands. Then they take the

708
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:19,560
Speaker 2: golf cart and they drive it up the ramp. Oh

709
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 2: we're on the first level. Oh, let's go up here.

710
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:23,960
Speaker 2: We're in the suite. Oh, look at us, and they're yelling.

711
00:33:24,000 --> 00:33:26,160
Speaker 2: They went on up beside the stadium. They would yell

712
00:33:26,200 --> 00:33:28,040
Speaker 2: at each other. I mean, he said it was so

713
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:32,360
Speaker 2: awesome to have access to the entire stadium for three

714
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:35,200
Speaker 2: hours while they're drinking and smoking, just all up in there.

715
00:33:35,360 --> 00:33:38,200
Speaker 1: What you'll find is maintenance controls all that at the

716
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:41,280
Speaker 1: golf carts with the apartment complex and maintenance at the

717
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,960
Speaker 1: football stadium. They're not gonna go lock every sweet door.

718
00:33:44,560 --> 00:33:47,120
Speaker 1: And maybe they forgot one little barn door open. That's

719
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 1: how you get in. Maintenance guy not necessarily goes home,

720
00:33:50,600 --> 00:33:52,400
Speaker 1: maybe went and took a nap, maybe went and was

721
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:52,880
Speaker 1: on lunch.

722
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 2: Now he probably went home because it was in the

723
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:56,800
Speaker 2: middle of the night, so he just accidentally left the

724
00:33:56,840 --> 00:33:58,440
Speaker 2: gate door open. Left the gate open.

725
00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:01,600
Speaker 1: But once you're in that, there's not gonna be a

726
00:34:01,600 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 1: bunch of other mouse traps because.

727
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:04,360
Speaker 2: They're not gonna have a lot of they're not gonna

728
00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:05,920
Speaker 2: have the lasers like you see in the movies in

729
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:08,359
Speaker 2: a safe. It's like they figure they're gonna lock every

730
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:11,360
Speaker 2: gate so they don't need to have alarms and censors inside.

731
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:14,239
Speaker 2: But he goes into more detail. I don't remember all

732
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,760
Speaker 2: the details, but the fact that he went into Arkansas's

733
00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:19,800
Speaker 2: football stadium for three hours, smoke and drank, drove a

734
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,960
Speaker 2: golf cart out on the field, and then drove it

735
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:25,680
Speaker 2: up all the ramps and hilarious. Tell me they threw

736
00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:28,960
Speaker 2: the lights on. He didn't find the lights. I don't

737
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:29,600
Speaker 2: think he threw that.

738
00:34:29,680 --> 00:34:33,439
Speaker 1: That's people residents around Arkansas got a night game.

739
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:37,359
Speaker 2: Hey they having uh, midnight football.

740
00:34:36,880 --> 00:34:38,880
Speaker 1: Because that's something you can see for miles.

741
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:42,640
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Think how fast the costs would be

742
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:44,719
Speaker 2: there at the lights boo boom boo boom. I mean

743
00:34:44,920 --> 00:34:48,040
Speaker 2: you would have to get out of there in seconds. Yeah,

744
00:34:48,080 --> 00:34:49,960
Speaker 2: But I will tell you a story about a golf

745
00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:54,239
Speaker 2: cart and Benijah stole one no our Muni that we play.

746
00:34:55,239 --> 00:34:56,560
Speaker 2: So the neighbor of the other day is like, hey,

747
00:34:56,640 --> 00:34:59,120
Speaker 2: you want to go play golf? Is this Jerry? No,

748
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:01,120
Speaker 2: Jerry still has not hit me up. And is he

749
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:05,680
Speaker 2: a neighbor Jerry No, he is a dad of one

750
00:35:05,719 --> 00:35:08,080
Speaker 2: of my kid's friends. Pay part of me for not

751
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:12,759
Speaker 2: memorizing that's okay. This guy is Josh and he's like, hey, man,

752
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:15,120
Speaker 2: you want to go play golf? Like, yeah, he just

753
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:17,359
Speaker 2: started up golf two months ago. He's never played.

754
00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 1: Before, and you're going with him?

755
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:23,800
Speaker 2: Why not? That sounds like a nightmare. No, he's cool, dude,

756
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:26,759
Speaker 2: Like the guy real nice, lives down the street. Like,

757
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:29,840
Speaker 2: why not go play some golf, Like chill.

758
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:32,200
Speaker 1: See Bill's that talked about golf. But he apparently he's

759
00:35:32,239 --> 00:35:34,239
Speaker 1: not that great. I'm not gonna go with I'm good

760
00:35:34,280 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 1: friends with Bill, but I'm not gonna go with him

761
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:37,399
Speaker 1: if he's gonna chop it all up.

762
00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:39,120
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter if he chops it up. You're just

763
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:41,440
Speaker 2: there to hang out with him, work on your golf game.

764
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:43,800
Speaker 2: He works on his golf game. You get an afternoon

765
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:46,600
Speaker 2: in the sun. It's perfect. Too many woodshots though, it

766
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:48,920
Speaker 2: kind of throws off the whole day. Also just getting

767
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 2: to know this guy. I don't know him that well.

768
00:35:50,680 --> 00:35:51,719
Speaker 2: What's your favorite color?

769
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:52,359
Speaker 1: What's your sign?

770
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 2: John? I don't know Josh that well, but just learning

771
00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:57,200
Speaker 2: things about him. It's cool. It's like it's like two

772
00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:01,160
Speaker 2: bros on the golf course. So we get to the

773
00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:04,800
Speaker 2: t and there's four older gentlemen and probably in their seventies.

774
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:06,400
Speaker 1: Have they taken over the MUNI?

775
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:10,080
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, And they're like, oh, what time's your tea time?

776
00:36:10,239 --> 00:36:12,440
Speaker 2: And then we're like eleven forty and they're like, okay,

777
00:36:12,480 --> 00:36:15,680
Speaker 2: we're eleven thirty. I'm like, really, these four old men

778
00:36:15,719 --> 00:36:17,080
Speaker 2: are going to go in front of us and not

779
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 2: let the twosoon play in front of them? Okay, cool,

780
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 2: Oh you guys are all for walking. This is gonna

781
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:25,680
Speaker 2: be awesome. We're gonna be waiting on you guys all day.

782
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:29,359
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, our tea times at one thirty, Q are

783
00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:30,800
Speaker 1: tea times at eleven thirty.

784
00:36:30,920 --> 00:36:35,000
Speaker 2: Go clock, get the out of our way. But okay,

785
00:36:35,040 --> 00:36:38,400
Speaker 2: fine whatever, you guys go ahead. They weren't a problem

786
00:36:38,960 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 2: because I mean I forgot Josh is new at.

787
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:44,400
Speaker 1: Golf, so they could equal out four old yeah exactly.

788
00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:47,839
Speaker 2: So It was perfect, never had a problem, never had

789
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:49,400
Speaker 2: to wait on them. There was no one behind us

790
00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 2: the whole day. Beautiful. We make the turn, play the tenth.

791
00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:58,879
Speaker 2: You're going eighteen with Josh going eighteen, and we play

792
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:04,080
Speaker 2: the tenth, no problem. We hit tee off on the eleventh, beautiful,

793
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:06,239
Speaker 2: par three ray and now I was a par four

794
00:37:06,360 --> 00:37:10,640
Speaker 2: over over the creek, a little dog leg right and

795
00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:15,480
Speaker 2: the old men. There was some kind of jumble right there.

796
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 2: I don't know why that little spot got jumbled. So

797
00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:19,200
Speaker 2: we're waiting for the old guys. They get off the tee,

798
00:37:19,239 --> 00:37:20,160
Speaker 2: they go to the next hole.

799
00:37:20,280 --> 00:37:22,320
Speaker 1: Some of those dumb asses going pick balls out of

800
00:37:22,320 --> 00:37:22,720
Speaker 1: the creek.

801
00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:24,960
Speaker 2: That's I think that's probably kind of why it was,

802
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 2: because it was right at that point at the creek.

803
00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:28,880
Speaker 2: One of the guys doesn't even play golf. He just

804
00:37:28,920 --> 00:37:31,080
Speaker 2: goes on the course and steals balls on the creek.

805
00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:31,920
Speaker 2: I see him doing that.

806
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:34,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's when I stopped caring if I actually hit

807
00:37:34,080 --> 00:37:35,680
Speaker 1: it with my ball. He's on my hole.

808
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:37,960
Speaker 2: He doesn't even get out of the damn way. I

809
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:41,799
Speaker 2: don't care. So we hit it over the creek and

810
00:37:42,440 --> 00:37:44,000
Speaker 2: we're in the fairway and we're about to hit our

811
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:46,880
Speaker 2: second shot. You're both on the fairway. Yeah, well, I

812
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:48,920
Speaker 2: mean hit took him about three shots to get over

813
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:51,480
Speaker 2: the creek, Like he hit one off the tee boom,

814
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:52,920
Speaker 2: second one right to in front of.

815
00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:54,200
Speaker 1: The creek, and then he hit it over one to

816
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 1: twenty out right.

817
00:37:55,280 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 2: So we're sitting there and we're talking I'm about to

818
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:02,799
Speaker 2: hit and I hear excuse me, excuse me? Turn around

819
00:38:02,840 --> 00:38:05,720
Speaker 2: behind us and this guy's driven up in his golf

820
00:38:05,719 --> 00:38:07,680
Speaker 2: cart to the edge of the creek. He's like, hey,

821
00:38:07,680 --> 00:38:10,879
Speaker 2: you might if we play through. Is it red? What?

822
00:38:11,040 --> 00:38:14,040
Speaker 2: Martiall caart? No, He's like, you might if we played through.

823
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:19,200
Speaker 2: I'm like what And he was like, yeah, you might

824
00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 2: if we played through. And I'm like, there's a group

825
00:38:22,040 --> 00:38:23,719
Speaker 2: in front of us. You can't really go anywhere. And

826
00:38:23,719 --> 00:38:28,319
Speaker 2: he goes, I think we fucking can you give me

827
00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:29,840
Speaker 2: the bleep button? Ready?

828
00:38:30,080 --> 00:38:32,440
Speaker 1: He hits you with the hard f on the course.

829
00:38:32,239 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I was like, are you serious? I said,

830
00:38:39,680 --> 00:38:41,319
Speaker 2: this is the first time we've seen you all day.

831
00:38:41,320 --> 00:38:44,160
Speaker 2: This is our eleventh hole. You've been waiting what thirty seconds?

832
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:47,200
Speaker 2: And he goes, do you really want to do this

833
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:52,680
Speaker 2: right now? Who is this bro? Ski? And what is

834
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:55,919
Speaker 2: he doing at our MUNI I don't know. And he

835
00:38:55,960 --> 00:38:58,200
Speaker 2: was like, and I was like, do you really want

836
00:38:58,239 --> 00:39:00,839
Speaker 2: to do this right now? You're not just drop boy,

837
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 2: It's time for you to GoF. That's what I told him.

838
00:39:02,920 --> 00:39:04,480
Speaker 2: I said, do you really want to do this right now?

839
00:39:04,480 --> 00:39:07,640
Speaker 2: And he goes, well, I'm evan doing it, you vandy vagina,

840
00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:11,000
Speaker 2: get off my hole, suck on this one, look at

841
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:14,319
Speaker 2: this hole. And I was just like, and I said,

842
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 2: so he was trying to get almost fight, yes, because

843
00:39:17,640 --> 00:39:20,239
Speaker 2: watching those barstool fight right, he watches these fights on

844
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:22,000
Speaker 2: the course, and he wants, you want to do this

845
00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:26,920
Speaker 2: right now? And I said, seriously, we're in the fairway.

846
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,719
Speaker 2: It's not like you're on the tea box with us,

847
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:31,160
Speaker 2: like and you're waiting on us, Like we're in the

848
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:33,000
Speaker 2: fairway about to hit onto the green right.

849
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:35,319
Speaker 1: So his thirty second wait, maybe he's a minute, but

850
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,719
Speaker 1: there's another group in front of you, right, there's no

851
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:40,480
Speaker 1: reason to let somebody play right when you're backlogged.

852
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:43,520
Speaker 2: Yes, And I was like, no, we're good, and he goes,

853
00:39:43,719 --> 00:39:48,360
Speaker 2: are you eving serious? And I was like, yeah, dude,

854
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 2: like we are. We're playing at a great pace. You

855
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:52,960
Speaker 2: can go back to your friends and we'll hit And

856
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:54,920
Speaker 2: he was like, that's a bullshit.

857
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:57,920
Speaker 1: Why don't you guys go suck each other off. You're

858
00:39:57,960 --> 00:39:58,759
Speaker 1: good at that, aren't you.

859
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:02,560
Speaker 2: And I'm like, what in the like he literally waited

860
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:05,080
Speaker 2: thirty seconds. We played eleven holes. This is the first

861
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:08,960
Speaker 2: time we've seen them all day, and he drew, I've

862
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 2: never seen someone drive up into the fair way to

863
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 2: ask you if they can play through back from.

864
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:14,400
Speaker 1: The tea box.

865
00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:16,680
Speaker 2: That's the first for me as well. It's usually if

866
00:40:16,719 --> 00:40:18,960
Speaker 2: you if you keep meeting up on the tea box,

867
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:23,800
Speaker 2: I get it play through. So then as we're walking

868
00:40:23,840 --> 00:40:26,600
Speaker 2: off the green, one of the guys hits a shot

869
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:30,440
Speaker 2: over our head. This is going to escalate and I

870
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:35,759
Speaker 2: said if you, and I gave him the finger. The

871
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:38,560
Speaker 2: other two guys were in the woods, in the woods

872
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:41,319
Speaker 2: for twenty minutes looking for their damn balls. Never saw

873
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,440
Speaker 2: them again, and they want to play and they wanted

874
00:40:43,480 --> 00:40:45,920
Speaker 2: to play through, and they thought they were Billy badass.

875
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:48,479
Speaker 2: But and my buddy Josh, who like I said, brand

876
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:51,600
Speaker 2: new to golf, he was like, what was that all about.

877
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:54,279
Speaker 2: Ye had to explain it to him and I was like, well,

878
00:40:54,320 --> 00:40:57,280
Speaker 2: usually that doesn't happen. I don't know what that was about.

879
00:40:57,360 --> 00:40:59,399
Speaker 2: I was like, dude, all I was doing was trying

880
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,879
Speaker 2: to be nice. Like I was like, we weren't. He goes,

881
00:41:02,320 --> 00:41:03,840
Speaker 2: that's the first time we were Like did we do

882
00:41:03,880 --> 00:41:04,359
Speaker 2: something wrong?

883
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:07,720
Speaker 1: I was like, no, Josh, that wasn't a great example

884
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:08,719
Speaker 1: of day one on the court.

885
00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:10,840
Speaker 2: I was like, that is not exactly how it goes

886
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:13,640
Speaker 2: on a golf course and he was like, yeah, I

887
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 2: thought we were about to have to fight. His last

888
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:18,719
Speaker 2: day on the course, he was like, and I was like, yeah, dude,

889
00:41:18,760 --> 00:41:20,080
Speaker 2: but the only problem was there was three of them

890
00:41:20,120 --> 00:41:21,839
Speaker 2: and there's like two of us. And he goes, well,

891
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:25,239
Speaker 2: I got clubs. I said, Josh, you're smart. Guess what

892
00:41:25,520 --> 00:41:27,919
Speaker 2: they have clubs too. Man, it's gonna be a duel.

893
00:41:28,040 --> 00:41:31,520
Speaker 2: And he was like that's true. And I just could

894
00:41:31,560 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 2: not believe that. He drove up into the fairway to

895
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:37,440
Speaker 2: ask if they could play through. It made no sense.

896
00:41:37,680 --> 00:41:39,840
Speaker 2: And then he said do you want to do this

897
00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:40,399
Speaker 2: right now?

898
00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:43,239
Speaker 1: Maybe he didn't mean fight, he meant argue you want

899
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:45,040
Speaker 1: to throw throw it on insults.

900
00:41:46,320 --> 00:41:49,239
Speaker 2: I didn't insult, though, and there was no insult for

901
00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:51,880
Speaker 2: me to him, so I wasn't insulting. All I would say.

902
00:41:51,960 --> 00:41:54,000
Speaker 2: All I did was say no, you can't play through

903
00:41:55,239 --> 00:41:59,319
Speaker 2: it was I was like, wow, this is intense, this

904
00:41:59,400 --> 00:42:03,040
Speaker 2: is IMMUNI like it's a freaking afternoon round of golf.

905
00:42:03,120 --> 00:42:05,440
Speaker 1: I didn't know this is Riviera Country Club.

906
00:42:05,560 --> 00:42:07,560
Speaker 2: I didn't know we were playing a gust that I

907
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:09,479
Speaker 2: needed to get them out of your way here.

908
00:42:09,520 --> 00:42:11,239
Speaker 1: I got something in my pocket for you. It's a

909
00:42:11,239 --> 00:42:16,640
Speaker 1: middle fingal you. Yeah, coach, that makes me think you

910
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:18,759
Speaker 1: may need to roll with a foursome from here on out.

911
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:21,560
Speaker 1: If these kids are getting more aggressive, aggressive on the courses.

912
00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 1: Pardon my French guys.

913
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:26,759
Speaker 2: But they weren't vandy kids. I would say they were

914
00:42:26,800 --> 00:42:32,800
Speaker 2: mid twenties, maybe thirty. Unemployed. No they they maybe I

915
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:34,440
Speaker 2: don't know what the industry they were in.

916
00:42:34,320 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 1: But might have been chefs, might have been maintenance, might

917
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:39,640
Speaker 1: have been grat mower's.

918
00:42:39,840 --> 00:42:41,640
Speaker 2: They could have been anything, could have been anything.

919
00:42:41,680 --> 00:42:44,319
Speaker 1: Some of these kids, they don't go to college. I mean,

920
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:47,200
Speaker 1: you can do anything with your hands. If they're that aggressive,

921
00:42:47,239 --> 00:42:50,279
Speaker 1: I bet guarantee they work outside. Guarantee it's a lumber mill,

922
00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:52,439
Speaker 1: a mine where I come from. Down here.

923
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:53,000
Speaker 2: I don't know.

924
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:56,280
Speaker 1: Maybe you know what I mean, maybe it's road construction

925
00:42:56,760 --> 00:43:00,160
Speaker 1: something like that. It was a very like whoa, you

926
00:43:00,239 --> 00:43:03,320
Speaker 1: hit him with the bird middle fingerbird.

927
00:43:02,840 --> 00:43:04,719
Speaker 2: After they hit it over our head, and when he

928
00:43:04,800 --> 00:43:05,880
Speaker 2: hit it over our head, I don't know if he's

929
00:43:05,880 --> 00:43:08,680
Speaker 2: trying to and I'm like, here's my thing. Okay, you're mad,

930
00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:10,520
Speaker 2: you won't let us, We won't let you play through.

931
00:43:10,920 --> 00:43:12,600
Speaker 2: So then if you hit us with a golf ball,

932
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:17,160
Speaker 2: then what does that make you feel better? Or instantly

933
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:18,880
Speaker 2: are you like, oh my god, what the hell did

934
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:21,880
Speaker 2: I just do? Because there's gonna be a problem if

935
00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:24,000
Speaker 2: you hit him with a golf ball. That's serious to

936
00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:26,960
Speaker 2: the sault and it's obviously on purpose.

937
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:29,680
Speaker 1: But did you go up to the golf ball tee

938
00:43:29,719 --> 00:43:30,840
Speaker 1: it up real nice.

939
00:43:30,600 --> 00:43:33,120
Speaker 2: And hit it back at it? No, Because what's funny

940
00:43:33,160 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 2: is they hit it over us all the way onto

941
00:43:35,640 --> 00:43:38,680
Speaker 2: another hole that so it ended up being a terrible shot,

942
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:41,560
Speaker 2: and he's probably one hundred yards out like the wrong way,

943
00:43:42,040 --> 00:43:45,640
Speaker 2: So really him trying to do that is like, well,

944
00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:48,080
Speaker 2: I'm so cool, And then we never saw him again.

945
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:50,080
Speaker 2: They sucked. They were terrible. Two of the guys had

946
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:51,520
Speaker 2: to be terrible because they're hitting it in the woods

947
00:43:51,520 --> 00:43:52,240
Speaker 2: every damn shot.

948
00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 1: What this tells me is they not saw it on TV,

949
00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:57,640
Speaker 1: but they had played with maybe a rich buddy, maybe

950
00:43:57,680 --> 00:43:59,560
Speaker 1: a buddy that was good. Maybe it a nice course,

951
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:03,279
Speaker 1: something similar happened to this, But there was variables here.

952
00:44:03,400 --> 00:44:05,080
Speaker 1: There was a group in front of you, which means

953
00:44:05,080 --> 00:44:07,040
Speaker 1: you don't play through because you're not gonna go any faster.

954
00:44:07,080 --> 00:44:08,960
Speaker 2: You're not gonna go any faster whatsoeppen.

955
00:44:09,000 --> 00:44:11,480
Speaker 1: And also, if two of your buddies in your threesome

956
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:13,719
Speaker 1: that you guys are all having sex together, if two

957
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:17,240
Speaker 1: of the threesome partners suck, that then brings you down

958
00:44:17,480 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 1: to where you can't ask if you can play.

959
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:21,640
Speaker 2: Through, because then we're just gonna be sitting there waiting

960
00:44:21,640 --> 00:44:23,840
Speaker 2: on you to play through, which is gonna take a

961
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:26,120
Speaker 2: long time. And then it's also gonna we're gonna be

962
00:44:26,160 --> 00:44:27,600
Speaker 2: waiting on you on the next hole because guess what,

963
00:44:27,600 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 2: they're gonna hit it right, They're gonna hit it left,

964
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:30,800
Speaker 2: they're gonna hit it right, they're gonna hit it in

965
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:34,200
Speaker 2: the water, they're gonna hit in the woods. Intense day

966
00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:34,640
Speaker 2: of golf.

967
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:38,520
Speaker 1: But uh, I will I will say this though, if

968
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:40,759
Speaker 1: you're gonna ask somebody to play through. You then have

969
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:43,680
Speaker 1: to be a decent golfer. You not if there's a

970
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:46,160
Speaker 1: lot of pressure, if you're gonna ask somebody to play through.

971
00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:48,160
Speaker 1: Because then he showed his cards, his two buddies hitting

972
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:50,720
Speaker 1: the woods. He hit it fifty over the hole. Obviously

973
00:44:50,719 --> 00:44:51,880
Speaker 1: that's not play through material.

974
00:44:52,360 --> 00:44:53,960
Speaker 2: You don't have to be a good golfer, but you

975
00:44:54,000 --> 00:44:58,160
Speaker 2: can't if you do play through. Don't sit there and

976
00:44:58,239 --> 00:44:59,960
Speaker 2: walk around the hole green and line up your place.

977
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:03,040
Speaker 2: Do it quickly, like be respectful, to be like, okay,

978
00:45:03,080 --> 00:45:05,439
Speaker 2: look at the putt, cool, putt it, get it within

979
00:45:05,480 --> 00:45:08,680
Speaker 2: five feet, pick it up. No need to three put

980
00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:11,000
Speaker 2: on a green when you're trying to play through things

981
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:13,640
Speaker 2: like that. It was just it was a little intense.

982
00:45:13,680 --> 00:45:15,880
Speaker 2: It was a little aggressive. Almost gotten a fight on

983
00:45:15,920 --> 00:45:18,600
Speaker 2: the course. Man. People were angry.

984
00:45:18,719 --> 00:45:22,240
Speaker 1: See you're playing with your other two buddies, happy pride months.

985
00:45:23,360 --> 00:45:30,200
Speaker 2: We'll take a break. What did I have over here?

986
00:45:30,280 --> 00:45:31,880
Speaker 1: Ray, I don't have a final segment.

987
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:42,040
Speaker 2: No, Oh, Lionel Messi he will start July twenty first,

988
00:45:42,080 --> 00:45:43,040
Speaker 2: will be his first game.

989
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:44,480
Speaker 1: Oh, that's bad news.

990
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:48,880
Speaker 2: July twenty first, that's too late. That's too late. Miami's

991
00:45:48,880 --> 00:45:52,680
Speaker 2: gonna be way out. Not only July twenty first, but

992
00:45:53,239 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 2: every single Inter Miami game for the rest of the

993
00:45:57,080 --> 00:46:02,160
Speaker 2: season is sold out home. And Lionel Messi is such

994
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:07,600
Speaker 2: a big deal that every single MLS game they are playing,

995
00:46:07,880 --> 00:46:12,600
Speaker 2: even though they're the last place team, is sold out.

996
00:46:12,880 --> 00:46:15,160
Speaker 2: That makes sense. You looked up ticket prices right away

997
00:46:15,160 --> 00:46:17,120
Speaker 2: and you said it was bad. Yes, but that is

998
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:19,520
Speaker 2: so impressive that he is that big of a draw

999
00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:25,040
Speaker 2: that that many people want to see Lionel Messi play. Womanya. Well,

1000
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:27,359
Speaker 2: I know, Womenanya is not Messi.

1001
00:46:28,040 --> 00:46:30,160
Speaker 1: But Messi is massive overseas.

1002
00:46:30,200 --> 00:46:32,200
Speaker 2: He's just not as big here. I didn't learn about

1003
00:46:32,239 --> 00:46:34,480
Speaker 2: him until two thousand and seven. I didn't even know

1004
00:46:34,480 --> 00:46:36,920
Speaker 2: who he was. Well, I understand that, oh, but I'm

1005
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:39,600
Speaker 2: what I'm saying is that is such a big deal

1006
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:42,759
Speaker 2: for the MLS that they are selling out stadiums just

1007
00:46:42,800 --> 00:46:46,759
Speaker 2: for this one dude, even though Interer Miami sucks and.

1008
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:49,600
Speaker 1: They've done it before with zoaladof that guy that retired,

1009
00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:52,160
Speaker 1: yeah him, and then also Beckham, so we've had it

1010
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:54,040
Speaker 1: a little bit. But Messi's the big one, right.

1011
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:57,680
Speaker 2: Beckham was was a big one. Messi is a whole

1012
00:46:57,680 --> 00:47:01,319
Speaker 2: other level. And I just that is so big for

1013
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:05,560
Speaker 2: the MLS and it's so cool, and I'm mad that

1014
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:09,840
Speaker 2: he is not coming to Nashville, but I'm already counting

1015
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:11,359
Speaker 2: down the day till next year when he comes.

1016
00:47:11,440 --> 00:47:13,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys already had those games in the block.

1017
00:47:13,560 --> 00:47:16,560
Speaker 2: Because I've already had people ask me, hey, man, anyway

1018
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:18,960
Speaker 2: we can come with you that game? They don't have

1019
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:24,080
Speaker 2: anymore with him, No next year already all ready like

1020
00:47:24,280 --> 00:47:29,440
Speaker 2: who asked Josh Jerry? No, no, not Josh, but I

1021
00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:35,640
Speaker 2: will say. Her name is Jenny Ginny and her husband, Carlos.

1022
00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:39,839
Speaker 2: Jenny and Carlos. They we were over there the other

1023
00:47:39,880 --> 00:47:40,480
Speaker 2: day and they're like.

1024
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:44,280
Speaker 1: Hey, we'll watch the kids for free. Well they weekend before.

1025
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:48,160
Speaker 2: They said, what are the chances that we could tag

1026
00:47:48,200 --> 00:47:52,360
Speaker 2: along next year when Messi comes Shareholder and I said,

1027
00:47:53,160 --> 00:47:54,880
Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean, I think I want my

1028
00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 2: kids to see MESSI play. Even though my kids won't

1029
00:47:57,560 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 2: remember it, the fact that they will have they'll get

1030
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:02,600
Speaker 2: to do it, to see MESSI play. I don't think

1031
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:05,239
Speaker 2: I can do it. And someone asked me, also, man,

1032
00:48:05,280 --> 00:48:07,439
Speaker 2: you think about selling your Messy tickets when he comes

1033
00:48:07,480 --> 00:48:09,840
Speaker 2: next year? You could pay for your whole season tickets

1034
00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:11,719
Speaker 2: by just having the MESSI tickets, all right.

1035
00:48:11,640 --> 00:48:13,879
Speaker 1: A couple thousand, It be better to watch it in person.

1036
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:16,000
Speaker 2: Exactly what I said. I said. I thought about that also,

1037
00:48:16,040 --> 00:48:18,439
Speaker 2: but then I looked at it as man my chance

1038
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:21,320
Speaker 2: to see one of the greatest some people say greatest

1039
00:48:21,360 --> 00:48:24,120
Speaker 2: soccer player ever. I can't sell the tickets. You ever

1040
00:48:24,160 --> 00:48:27,640
Speaker 2: see Jordan? Never saw Jordan in person? You ever see Kobe?

1041
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:32,320
Speaker 2: Saw Kobe? You did Lakers? Laker? Spurs? I saw Kobe

1042
00:48:32,320 --> 00:48:37,080
Speaker 2: and Shack all the time. I saw dark Novitsky, I

1043
00:48:37,120 --> 00:48:37,840
Speaker 2: saw album.

1044
00:48:37,920 --> 00:48:40,120
Speaker 1: I was gonna cross over to other sports. Oh, go ahead,

1045
00:48:40,120 --> 00:48:41,759
Speaker 1: I don't need to know all the Spurs players that

1046
00:48:41,800 --> 00:48:42,759
Speaker 1: you saw when they played them.

1047
00:48:42,800 --> 00:48:49,799
Speaker 2: Okay, go ahead. Uh Brady never saw Brady Hockey Gretzky, No,

1048
00:48:50,160 --> 00:48:53,440
Speaker 2: did you see Brady? No? Did you see Jordan?

1049
00:48:53,560 --> 00:48:54,920
Speaker 1: I saw Johnny Manziel.

1050
00:48:57,000 --> 00:49:00,160
Speaker 2: When the Browns came to Titanville.

1051
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:06,560
Speaker 1: It's on a preseason game. Who's Christian McCaffrey.

1052
00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:14,360
Speaker 2: Okay, I saw bo Jackson play baseball? Why does the

1053
00:49:14,360 --> 00:49:15,160
Speaker 2: one button cut out?

1054
00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:17,120
Speaker 1: It's like I can't move my headphones and then it

1055
00:49:17,160 --> 00:49:19,240
Speaker 1: won't cut out. But then if I can't move my headphones,

1056
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:21,040
Speaker 1: I have to blindly look over at the button bar.

1057
00:49:21,120 --> 00:49:23,040
Speaker 2: No, no, but your headphone shouldn't make it cut out.

1058
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:24,839
Speaker 1: It's really what makes it do it. I swear to God,

1059
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:27,439
Speaker 1: it's the weirdest thing. So like right now, I won't

1060
00:49:27,480 --> 00:49:27,719
Speaker 1: do it.

1061
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:29,279
Speaker 2: Here you go.

1062
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:32,359
Speaker 1: And then I woke up in the morning and said

1063
00:49:33,400 --> 00:49:34,399
Speaker 1: I banged her.

1064
00:49:38,320 --> 00:49:41,000
Speaker 2: I didn't move my headphones. Now move your headphones and

1065
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:41,600
Speaker 2: do it all right.

1066
00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:45,560
Speaker 3: I woke up in the morning and I said, I

1067
00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:53,440
Speaker 3: am now a man, and I.

1068
00:49:53,400 --> 00:49:55,760
Speaker 2: Didn't do it. I don't know, but okay, other greats

1069
00:49:55,760 --> 00:49:58,680
Speaker 2: that I saw, bo Jackson and baseball.

1070
00:49:58,280 --> 00:49:59,759
Speaker 1: But we need to get back to Miami because I

1071
00:49:59,800 --> 00:50:02,320
Speaker 1: have some than to say, go ahead the bait. Martin McGuire,

1072
00:50:02,400 --> 00:50:03,839
Speaker 1: Sammy saw them?

1073
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:08,239
Speaker 2: You did saw them? Saw them? Dude? Not only did

1074
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:10,360
Speaker 2: I see them? Oh I think I saw Mark McGuire.

1075
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:18,640
Speaker 2: I saw Mark McGuire, Sammy Sosa. Sunday night baseball Field, Chicago, Illinois.

1076
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:23,600
Speaker 2: Took the l from Mark them up to Wrigley watched

1077
00:50:23,600 --> 00:50:27,399
Speaker 2: the game standing room only third and I got there

1078
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:30,480
Speaker 2: and it was early in the game, and we walked

1079
00:50:30,480 --> 00:50:33,200
Speaker 2: down third base line. Ten rows up from the third

1080
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:38,080
Speaker 2: base bag and there's three seats and three seats, and

1081
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:40,440
Speaker 2: I sit down in three, and me and my cousin

1082
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:43,319
Speaker 2: and my other cousin, then my brother and a couple

1083
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:46,719
Speaker 2: other people behind us. We sit there. We don't have

1084
00:50:46,760 --> 00:50:50,480
Speaker 2: tickets for there. No one ever comes until the sixth inning.

1085
00:50:51,560 --> 00:50:53,359
Speaker 2: The usher walks up to me. And this is when

1086
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:55,839
Speaker 2: McGuire and Sosa I mean ninety eight, I mean this

1087
00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:59,600
Speaker 2: is home run, home run derby the Pennan chase the

1088
00:50:59,760 --> 00:51:03,960
Speaker 2: free in the race to sixty one. They're both playing

1089
00:51:04,000 --> 00:51:06,600
Speaker 2: Sunday Night Baseball. And in the sixth inning, the usher

1090
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:09,960
Speaker 2: comes up. He goes, can I see your ticket?

1091
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:12,600
Speaker 1: Yes, let me grab it. It's in my cargo pocket.

1092
00:51:12,880 --> 00:51:15,480
Speaker 2: The only problem is we had standing room only tickets.

1093
00:51:15,480 --> 00:51:19,719
Speaker 2: Those weren't our seats. We sat there illegally, in the

1094
00:51:19,719 --> 00:51:21,680
Speaker 2: mill of Sunday Night Baseball. We're supposed to be in

1095
00:51:21,680 --> 00:51:25,480
Speaker 2: the standing room only crowd. And it's a dugout and

1096
00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:28,200
Speaker 2: we are ten rows up from the third base bag. Hey,

1097
00:51:28,239 --> 00:51:31,760
Speaker 2: third base, play your bag, you tea bag, And I'm like, damn,

1098
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:34,120
Speaker 2: all right, well we're about to get kicked out of here.

1099
00:51:34,120 --> 00:51:37,719
Speaker 2: And I just pat my chest, pat my pocket all

1100
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:41,560
Speaker 2: the search for the tickets, and I'm like man, I

1101
00:51:41,600 --> 00:51:46,040
Speaker 2: don't have mine, but she has hers to the chick

1102
00:51:46,120 --> 00:51:53,520
Speaker 2: next to me. I didn't know the chick genius, and

1103
00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:56,279
Speaker 2: this worked. I'm gonna tell you right now, smart and

1104
00:51:56,320 --> 00:52:00,680
Speaker 2: the usher goes, ma'am, can I see your ticket? She

1105
00:52:00,760 --> 00:52:03,440
Speaker 2: pulled out her ticket. He goes, all right, enjoy the game.

1106
00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:05,800
Speaker 2: That should cover for this guy too. How does that

1107
00:52:05,880 --> 00:52:09,200
Speaker 2: make any sense? Makes no sense? But it worked. Like

1108
00:52:09,239 --> 00:52:11,600
Speaker 2: I didn't know the chick, didn't know her, still don't

1109
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:13,560
Speaker 2: know her and don't know what happened to her. But

1110
00:52:13,600 --> 00:52:15,640
Speaker 2: that was my move and it worked. And we sat

1111
00:52:15,680 --> 00:52:17,120
Speaker 2: ten rows up even though it was supposed to be

1112
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:21,400
Speaker 2: standing room only, and we saw Maguire and Sosa slight segue.

1113
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:25,359
Speaker 1: July twenty first, that's when Messi starts playing. And that's

1114
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:28,960
Speaker 1: also when the ramifications of this are really gonna be

1115
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:33,160
Speaker 1: seen throughout. There's gonna be ripples, there's gonna be whirlpools,

1116
00:52:33,200 --> 00:52:36,040
Speaker 1: and there's gonna be waves and shockwaves sent throughout the country.

1117
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:38,000
Speaker 2: He does well.

1118
00:52:38,440 --> 00:52:40,919
Speaker 1: More kids watch the games, more kids see it on TV,

1119
00:52:41,080 --> 00:52:44,200
Speaker 1: your kids see it in person. More American youth is

1120
00:52:44,239 --> 00:52:49,239
Speaker 1: into soccer. There's more fandom, pandemonium, bedlam soccer starts to

1121
00:52:49,280 --> 00:52:51,920
Speaker 1: become bigger and bigger. Soccer ends up being one of

1122
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:53,799
Speaker 1: the top three sports in the next ten years, all

1123
00:52:53,800 --> 00:52:54,719
Speaker 1: because of MESSI.

1124
00:52:58,000 --> 00:53:01,399
Speaker 2: Is that her bold prediction? Big picture? I like it.

1125
00:53:01,760 --> 00:53:02,279
Speaker 2: I hope so.

1126
00:53:02,360 --> 00:53:04,400
Speaker 1: I hope so too. We have nothing to lose.

1127
00:53:04,760 --> 00:53:07,200
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know if it'll be as I

1128
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:12,000
Speaker 2: think it's already bigger than hockey. Oh it is. Yeah.

1129
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:17,239
Speaker 2: And also I'm going to NASCAR on Sunday. Well, it's

1130
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:17,879
Speaker 2: breaking news.

1131
00:53:17,960 --> 00:53:22,200
Speaker 1: We don't have any NASCAR. This one's good for it.

1132
00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:26,000
Speaker 2: Yeah. Going to NASCAR on Sunday night. Oh well, there's

1133
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:29,399
Speaker 2: the Big Seven. There it is, and we're supposed to happen. Hey,

1134
00:53:29,920 --> 00:53:35,000
Speaker 2: allegedly we have booked a NASCAR driver for Monday podcast.

1135
00:53:35,640 --> 00:53:38,320
Speaker 1: Hey, did you check your oil? Check mine? How's it going?

1136
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:40,319
Speaker 2: Talladay? You want me to tell you who it is?

1137
00:53:42,040 --> 00:53:51,440
Speaker 2: It would be Josh Blicky. Holy shit, No way, Josh

1138
00:53:51,800 --> 00:54:00,759
Speaker 2: Blicky on Monday's pod allegedly Roger Clemens still nothing.

1139
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:03,680
Speaker 1: Well, and he just responded some Uh. I think he's

1140
00:54:03,719 --> 00:54:04,479
Speaker 1: going on first take.

1141
00:54:05,360 --> 00:54:08,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I hit him up too, I know, but

1142
00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:11,960
Speaker 2: he retweeted them. I know he did.

1143
00:54:12,400 --> 00:54:14,640
Speaker 1: I you going with the kids, You're going for work

1144
00:54:14,680 --> 00:54:15,760
Speaker 1: with credential.

1145
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:18,840
Speaker 2: No, I'm going credentialed with my wife. Uh.

1146
00:54:18,880 --> 00:54:20,680
Speaker 1: And where is it at? Is it by the fairgrounds

1147
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:21,160
Speaker 1: or no?

1148
00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:23,680
Speaker 2: No? No, no, that that is different. It's it's like

1149
00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:26,719
Speaker 2: thirty minutes outside of town, all right, Bristol. No, it's

1150
00:54:26,760 --> 00:54:28,879
Speaker 2: not in Bristol, but it's Hey, it's a night race.

1151
00:54:28,960 --> 00:54:31,160
Speaker 2: We're gonna be under the lights. Baby, that is pretty cool.

1152
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:33,000
Speaker 2: I don't know anything. I don't know who to, I

1153
00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:34,880
Speaker 2: don't know who I'm cheering for. I'm just going and

1154
00:54:34,920 --> 00:54:35,760
Speaker 2: it's gonna be great.

1155
00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:38,439
Speaker 1: So did you have to go to that to land

1156
00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:39,120
Speaker 1: us the interview?

1157
00:54:39,480 --> 00:54:42,839
Speaker 2: No, Scuba just hit me up and said, hey, would

1158
00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:45,200
Speaker 2: you like this guy on? I said, bring it, bring it,

1159
00:54:45,239 --> 00:54:48,719
Speaker 2: We'll take them. Would love to talk about gas changes

1160
00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:50,759
Speaker 2: and oil price. Yeah, what kind of gas do you got?

1161
00:54:50,800 --> 00:54:52,959
Speaker 2: You guys use regular unleaded? How's you guys?

1162
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:57,319
Speaker 1: Miles per gallon? You guys go to Costco and get

1163
00:54:57,320 --> 00:54:59,200
Speaker 1: your gas quite a discount.

1164
00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:02,360
Speaker 2: Do you if you use the fuel resort reward points

1165
00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:04,920
Speaker 2: at a shell where you get five cents off every gallon?

1166
00:55:05,120 --> 00:55:07,080
Speaker 1: Starting to think Costco, dude, it's not a good idea.

1167
00:55:07,120 --> 00:55:08,879
Speaker 1: We don't shop there all we do is get gas there?

1168
00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:10,239
Speaker 1: Maybe not worth the membership.

1169
00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:14,480
Speaker 2: We we shop at Costco, but we don't really get it.

1170
00:55:15,040 --> 00:55:16,719
Speaker 2: We're not very good at it.

1171
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:19,520
Speaker 1: Like you have to think ahead, like do you have

1172
00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:20,520
Speaker 1: storage space?

1173
00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:22,440
Speaker 2: Yes, you have to have storage space. And it's like,

1174
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:26,200
Speaker 2: am I really saving money if I buy twenty thousand

1175
00:55:26,239 --> 00:55:29,680
Speaker 2: pounds of goldfish? Like? Am I saving money? Or am

1176
00:55:29,680 --> 00:55:31,480
Speaker 2: I just giving my kid more damn goldfish?

1177
00:55:31,719 --> 00:55:33,960
Speaker 1: My chicken went, God, what are the allergy pills there?

1178
00:55:34,040 --> 00:55:34,239
Speaker 2: Dude?

1179
00:55:34,280 --> 00:55:37,320
Speaker 1: We have enough allergy pills until twenty thirty When MESSI gets.

1180
00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:42,759
Speaker 2: Here, like you go and it's like, oh, I want

1181
00:55:42,760 --> 00:55:44,480
Speaker 2: to get some chicken. Oh I have to buy fifty

1182
00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:48,080
Speaker 2: two pounds of chicken. I can't put fifty two pounds

1183
00:55:48,080 --> 00:55:48,959
Speaker 2: of chicken in a week.

1184
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:52,719
Speaker 1: Well, you can freeze it was stay like that, but yeah.

1185
00:55:53,239 --> 00:55:55,040
Speaker 2: Well I understand that. But then you freeze it, and

1186
00:55:55,040 --> 00:55:56,799
Speaker 2: it's like okay, then I gotta think, okay a day

1187
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:59,840
Speaker 2: in advance. I gotta thought out. We're not that with

1188
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,120
Speaker 2: three kids. We're not that organized. We think, oh my god,

1189
00:56:02,360 --> 00:56:04,920
Speaker 2: it's an hour, what what are we gonna have for

1190
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:08,040
Speaker 2: dinner tonight? Uh, We'll throw some sauce on the chicken.

1191
00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:09,960
Speaker 2: Let's cook it. Oh wait, we didn't thaw it out.

1192
00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:10,960
Speaker 2: I mean that's how we work.

1193
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:14,040
Speaker 1: Have you ever been to the liquor store? Yes, e Costco.

1194
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:16,680
Speaker 1: It's cheaper, yes, so we went there when got a

1195
00:56:16,719 --> 00:56:19,120
Speaker 1: tequila bottle. Tequila bottle has been on top.

1196
00:56:19,000 --> 00:56:22,040
Speaker 2: Of our fridge now for three years. Dude, I don't

1197
00:56:22,080 --> 00:56:25,800
Speaker 2: need a damn tequila bottle that intense for my lifestyle.

1198
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:28,000
Speaker 1: I mean, this isn't spring Break Panama City Beach two

1199
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:30,560
Speaker 1: thousand and seven. And it's like me, some of the

1200
00:56:30,600 --> 00:56:32,200
Speaker 1: stuff you see, dude, you can never get it out

1201
00:56:32,239 --> 00:56:32,720
Speaker 1: of your house.

1202
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:35,160
Speaker 2: Right. Oh, I'm gonna buy some oranges. No, I don't

1203
00:56:35,200 --> 00:56:38,080
Speaker 2: need fifteen pounds of oranges. I just need five oranges, right,

1204
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:44,040
Speaker 2: Not at Costco? Man, Hey, you want some cereal? Oh sorry,

1205
00:56:44,080 --> 00:56:46,840
Speaker 2: it is three gallons of cereal. Well I can't like

1206
00:56:48,360 --> 00:56:51,040
Speaker 2: so I don't know, I mean, and then I'm like, oh,

1207
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:54,960
Speaker 2: look they have golf balls. Oh they're twelve dollars. I

1208
00:56:55,000 --> 00:57:00,120
Speaker 2: look at my wife. She goes not in this economy

1209
00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:03,360
Speaker 2: like I want to. I want to get some mouthwash.

1210
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:06,120
Speaker 2: You gotta buy three bottles of mouthwashed? Where the hell

1211
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:11,640
Speaker 2: am I supposed to put the other two it is interesting.

1212
00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:14,040
Speaker 2: So we haven't figured out how to shop at Costco

1213
00:57:14,080 --> 00:57:14,880
Speaker 2: the correct way.

1214
00:57:14,760 --> 00:57:16,560
Speaker 1: And we go to the frozen section. Dude, our fridge

1215
00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:18,919
Speaker 1: is miniature. Our freezers, man, that's what. I don't even

1216
00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:20,200
Speaker 1: have room to fit any of it in.

1217
00:57:20,760 --> 00:57:23,240
Speaker 2: You buy one thing and the frozen section, it's like

1218
00:57:23,320 --> 00:57:24,600
Speaker 2: it takes up your whole freezer. Dude.

1219
00:57:24,600 --> 00:57:27,200
Speaker 1: It my chick got popsicles this economy. Yeah, and you

1220
00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:30,080
Speaker 1: can't fit anything else in there with the popsicles in there.

1221
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:32,080
Speaker 1: There's like seventy five of them.

1222
00:57:32,640 --> 00:57:37,320
Speaker 2: Bam. All right, Well what do you got going this weekend? Uh?

1223
00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:41,680
Speaker 1: Basers out of town for still? Well, yeah, she's in Alabama.

1224
00:57:41,160 --> 00:57:45,320
Speaker 2: Work meetings and work dinners and some uh swingers party.

1225
00:57:45,440 --> 00:57:47,400
Speaker 1: No, it's some auction or something, doing it for a

1226
00:57:47,520 --> 00:57:50,840
Speaker 1: charity coach. Oh sorry, Rayl, bite my time. Oh so

1227
00:57:50,880 --> 00:57:53,480
Speaker 1: she's in BAM. I believe she gets back halfway through

1228
00:57:53,520 --> 00:57:56,400
Speaker 1: the weekend. So I'm tanning all weekend if the sun

1229
00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:59,560
Speaker 1: comes out, because I got d R public in a week.

1230
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:02,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, I am. We're going to dinner on Saturday night.

1231
00:58:02,680 --> 00:58:04,880
Speaker 2: We're going to some restaurant. I don't know what it's called.

1232
00:58:05,640 --> 00:58:08,680
Speaker 2: We're going with another couple and then we are going

1233
00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:10,880
Speaker 2: to the NASCAR on Sunday. I got a big weekend

1234
00:58:11,120 --> 00:58:11,680
Speaker 2: the NASCAR.

1235
00:58:11,720 --> 00:58:13,360
Speaker 1: See, I couldn't do the Sunday night. That's what I

1236
00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:14,600
Speaker 1: was wondering. Why I turned it down.

1237
00:58:14,720 --> 00:58:16,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you could. It would just be hard

1238
00:58:16,680 --> 00:58:19,520
Speaker 2: on your body and your mental mind frame. It's late. Yeah,

1239
00:58:19,560 --> 00:58:22,640
Speaker 2: So hopefully I have some great NASCAR stories on Monday.

1240
00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:24,720
Speaker 2: Hopefully we'll have good stories on Monday. Try to hit

1241
00:58:24,720 --> 00:58:26,919
Speaker 2: the golf course, getting some fights this weekend. I don't

1242
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:28,240
Speaker 2: know anything for you guys.

1243
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:30,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I might need to hit the golf course. Dude,

1244
00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,200
Speaker 1: I haven't played since maybe since you meet Kevin and

1245
00:58:32,360 --> 00:58:35,960
Speaker 1: Eddie that long? Did I go with just Justin? Hasn't

1246
00:58:36,000 --> 00:58:39,080
Speaker 1: men I go with Bill? Did I go with myself?

1247
00:58:39,480 --> 00:58:40,640
Speaker 1: Went by myself one time?

1248
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:42,280
Speaker 2: Oh? Well, you can always hit me up, dude. I'm

1249
00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:43,840
Speaker 2: always down to swing the sticks.

1250
00:58:43,920 --> 00:58:46,640
Speaker 1: Pretty memorable. I almost forgot about it. I went by myself.

1251
00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:48,960
Speaker 2: Is it just one?

1252
00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:51,560
Speaker 1: Yes, dude, it's just one. Like, where do you think

1253
00:58:51,560 --> 00:58:53,560
Speaker 1: my other buddy is like hiding in the bathroom.

1254
00:58:53,560 --> 00:58:54,080
Speaker 2: It's just me.

1255
00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:56,960
Speaker 1: I'm going one person. Oh, I've never seen one person

1256
00:58:57,080 --> 00:58:58,680
Speaker 1: golf by himself. Okay, dude, thanks for.

1257
00:58:58,920 --> 00:59:01,040
Speaker 2: It happens all the time. Man, I'm here all the

1258
00:59:01,080 --> 00:59:03,000
Speaker 2: time by myself, so you have seen it. I do it.

1259
00:59:03,040 --> 00:59:04,480
Speaker 2: I do it on the rank. And you know what, buddy,

1260
00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:06,760
Speaker 2: I'm actually this is me. This is buddy.

1261
00:59:06,760 --> 00:59:09,200
Speaker 1: I'm actually willing to get into a fight right now.

1262
00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:11,120
Speaker 2: I'm kind of wanting to. So do you really want

1263
00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:12,720
Speaker 2: to do this right now? So you want to know.

1264
00:59:12,600 --> 00:59:14,439
Speaker 1: Why I come as just one person? Because your course

1265
00:59:14,480 --> 00:59:16,280
Speaker 1: is such a piece of shit. You guys have three nines.

1266
00:59:16,520 --> 00:59:18,240
Speaker 1: What course has three nines? But yours?

1267
00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:18,439
Speaker 2: Yours?

1268
00:59:18,480 --> 00:59:21,480
Speaker 1: Because you're a muni. You're never gonna be the Revi Era.

1269
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:23,440
Speaker 1: You're never gonna be the La course that costs a

1270
00:59:23,520 --> 00:59:25,960
Speaker 1: quarter of a million. You're just a muni. So that's

1271
00:59:25,960 --> 00:59:27,960
Speaker 1: why I come here. Because I can walk on, I

1272
00:59:27,960 --> 00:59:30,640
Speaker 1: can piss on your greens. I can chop chili dip.

1273
00:59:30,640 --> 00:59:32,360
Speaker 1: I'm gonna chop it up a little bit. I'm gonna

1274
00:59:32,360 --> 00:59:34,640
Speaker 1: hook it left, I'm gonna fade it right. Sometimes I'm

1275
00:59:34,680 --> 00:59:36,880
Speaker 1: gonna totally shank it. I'm gonna duck hook it because

1276
00:59:36,880 --> 00:59:39,600
Speaker 1: I don't give a shit. Your Muni sucks. That's why

1277
00:59:39,600 --> 00:59:42,280
Speaker 1: I come as one person. Okay, So I can do

1278
00:59:42,360 --> 00:59:44,560
Speaker 1: that at yours. I can't do it at Opryland. I

1279
00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:46,560
Speaker 1: can't do it at Valdosta. I can't do it when

1280
00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:48,600
Speaker 1: I go to Georgia with Eric. But here I can

1281
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:50,720
Speaker 1: go as one person and I'll hang up and listen.

1282
00:59:53,560 --> 00:59:55,480
Speaker 1: I gotta hit him with that, dude.

1283
00:59:57,960 --> 01:00:00,560
Speaker 2: Sir, I was just asking to make sure. Man, I'm

1284
01:00:00,600 --> 01:00:04,000
Speaker 2: just making sure I heard you. Correct. Oh sorry, you

1285
01:00:04,040 --> 01:00:05,920
Speaker 2: weren't making fun of me, No, sir, I was just

1286
01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:09,280
Speaker 2: making sure I heard you. Okay, yeah, then I'll yeah,

1287
01:00:09,360 --> 01:00:12,640
Speaker 2: just one please, my apologies.

1288
01:00:13,720 --> 01:00:14,840
Speaker 1: I do like the lady in there.

1289
01:00:14,840 --> 01:00:16,360
Speaker 2: She's so sweet. She is nice.

1290
01:00:16,520 --> 01:00:18,080
Speaker 1: Go in there, you get a port missile, you get

1291
01:00:18,120 --> 01:00:20,160
Speaker 1: some beers, and I mean the whole time, she's just

1292
01:00:20,520 --> 01:00:22,880
Speaker 1: not lack of a better word, she's just rubbing you

1293
01:00:22,920 --> 01:00:24,120
Speaker 1: off and making you feel great.

1294
01:00:24,280 --> 01:00:26,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree with you verbally. Yeah. Now what I

1295
01:00:26,880 --> 01:00:28,800
Speaker 2: do when I call, I'm always like, oh, can I

1296
01:00:28,800 --> 01:00:30,320
Speaker 2: get a tea time for two? And then when I

1297
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:31,760
Speaker 2: show up, oh, sorry they had to cancel.

1298
01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:34,680
Speaker 1: Wait what Yeah?

1299
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:37,240
Speaker 2: If I make a tea time in advance, yeah, I

1300
01:00:37,280 --> 01:00:39,280
Speaker 2: say it's for two, and then when I show up,

1301
01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:46,680
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh they had to cancel. Genius dude. Yeah,

1302
01:00:46,920 --> 01:00:48,840
Speaker 2: and someone did say that we need to make a

1303
01:00:48,840 --> 01:00:52,000
Speaker 2: futures bet on the women USA soccer team to win it.

1304
01:00:52,040 --> 01:00:55,080
Speaker 2: All saw that plus two fifty saw it, and I

1305
01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:57,000
Speaker 2: think you guys, if you want to do that, you

1306
01:00:57,040 --> 01:00:59,120
Speaker 2: can do that straight up. Or you can parlay it

1307
01:00:59,160 --> 01:01:02,200
Speaker 2: with the Las Vegas Aces to win the WNBA Championship.

1308
01:01:02,280 --> 01:01:04,200
Speaker 2: They're already up to minus one twenty five. They were

1309
01:01:04,280 --> 01:01:06,720
Speaker 2: minus one oh five. They keep winning. Man, I saw

1310
01:01:06,760 --> 01:01:10,680
Speaker 2: it minus one thirty. Oh no, oh no, all right,

1311
01:01:11,200 --> 01:01:13,600
Speaker 2: we'll have a good weekend everybody. I'm gonna go get

1312
01:01:13,640 --> 01:01:14,320
Speaker 2: a massage.

1313
01:01:14,680 --> 01:01:17,360
Speaker 1: Come on. Wim Banaia, I just got my nets forty

1314
01:01:17,400 --> 01:01:20,480
Speaker 1: two Jersey. Oh that's where he played for overseas.

1315
01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:24,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, whim Banaia, Welcome to San Antonio. Baby.

1316
01:01:25,160 --> 01:01:27,919
Speaker 1: I was worried for you. It says nets. I thought

1317
01:01:27,920 --> 01:01:29,800
Speaker 1: he went to the nets some trade or something.

1318
01:01:29,840 --> 01:01:32,400
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh my god. Wait could they trade it?

1319
01:01:32,560 --> 01:01:36,680
Speaker 2: They could, but they're not going to he went to

1320
01:01:36,680 --> 01:01:39,640
Speaker 2: the Dets. Oh my gosh, don't do that. Don't do that.

1321
01:01:39,920 --> 01:01:43,040
Speaker 2: Wim Banaia, welcome home. I'll take you out on the

1322
01:01:43,120 --> 01:01:46,240
Speaker 2: river walk. Try me, Tiana, go see eat at meat Thiana.

1323
01:01:46,280 --> 01:01:49,720
Speaker 2: It's excellent, great, food. Go to Dick Slash.

1324
01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:51,960
Speaker 1: Resorts, dude, because they're actually dicks there.

1325
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:54,120
Speaker 2: No, go to Dick Slash Resort. You will love and

1326
01:01:54,160 --> 01:01:55,920
Speaker 2: it's so funny. Brawls everywhere.

1327
01:01:56,400 --> 01:01:58,320
Speaker 1: But I believe there's a barbecue spot on there that's

1328
01:01:58,320 --> 01:01:58,800
Speaker 1: pretty good.

1329
01:01:59,400 --> 01:02:00,920
Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't know. It's been a while since I've

1330
01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:03,680
Speaker 2: been the same, but I made We need to make

1331
01:02:03,680 --> 01:02:09,800
Speaker 2: a trip just to see Wimbanya. All right, we're out, dude.

1332
01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:12,400
Speaker 2: I can't believe that trade last night. That was crazy trade.

1333
01:02:13,600 --> 01:02:15,960
Speaker 2: I can't believe he's playing there now. I mean, the

1334
01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:18,360
Speaker 2: NBA just, I mean all crazy, just shook it up.

1335
01:02:18,520 --> 01:02:22,120
Speaker 2: This crazy trade after trade after trade, the NBA looks

1336
01:02:22,120 --> 01:02:24,640
Speaker 2: totally different than it did last night. Wake for us

1337
01:02:24,720 --> 01:02:29,040
Speaker 2: man Man, Wow who Wow