WEBVTT - I Kissed a Monkey and I Liked It (Introducing Co-Host David Gborie) 0:00:03.160 --> 0:00:11.119 Monkeys are thoughts. Monkeys are thoughts. I think objectively, monkeys 0:00:11.160 --> 0:00:14.640 are thoughts. Everybody can agree with that. This isn't this 0:00:15.200 --> 0:00:18.560 look you you played politics on a different episode. You 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:23.880 know what I mean. Republicans, Democrats, We're not here to 0:00:24.360 --> 0:00:27.440 draw a line anymore. We can all agree monkeys are thoughts. 0:00:27.720 --> 0:00:31.480 That's clear. That's not even up for the bag. That's 0:00:31.520 --> 0:00:34.400 regardless of how you feel about age. Come on, look 0:00:34.880 --> 0:00:53.599 wherever it comes from, monkeys are thoughts. Racist, also mostly 0:00:53.840 --> 0:01:03.760 money stuff. I can't tell me. Yep, yep, yep, there 0:01:03.760 --> 0:01:07.040 it is. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to 0:01:07.080 --> 0:01:11.840 another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me, the podcast 0:01:11.920 --> 0:01:15.039 where we dive deep, deep into the pockets of black 0:01:15.080 --> 0:01:19.160 conspiracy theories and we finally worked to prove that Morgan 0:01:19.319 --> 0:01:22.399 Freeman's hoop ear ring was made from some of the 0:01:22.520 --> 0:01:27.000 last remaining medals produced at the start of the Industrial Revolution. 0:01:27.400 --> 0:01:30.480 They don't make coop ear rings like that anymore, no sir. 0:01:31.040 --> 0:01:34.080 That type of metal is rare, and only a person 0:01:34.160 --> 0:01:38.319 as old and as odd as Morgan Freeman could even 0:01:38.319 --> 0:01:41.960 still possess it. That's the conspiracy theory. I'm spreading this week, 0:01:42.040 --> 0:01:45.800 i'm your host, you're you're now co host. I am 0:01:45.840 --> 0:01:49.160 a co host now because I am joined today by 0:01:49.200 --> 0:01:52.040 by my co host, a man who has been on 0:01:52.080 --> 0:01:55.800 the podcast before. So funny, so talented, but goddamnit that 0:01:55.920 --> 0:01:58.800 we added. We're adding this motherfucker and he's wearing purple, 0:01:58.960 --> 0:02:01.880 just like me. It was. It's serendipitous than a bit. 0:02:02.320 --> 0:02:04.200 It's gonna be a great time. Give it up for 0:02:04.200 --> 0:02:09.639 for my co host, Mr David Boy. But I couldn't 0:02:09.680 --> 0:02:12.160 think what I wanted to come in with a good 0:02:12.240 --> 0:02:15.920 sound to like start off this partnership. I think it 0:02:16.040 --> 0:02:19.440 took yourself long to make the decision. Yeah, what the 0:02:19.560 --> 0:02:21.920 sound was gonna be. I was having a real because 0:02:21.919 --> 0:02:23.840 I didn't want it. First in my head, I was like, 0:02:24.000 --> 0:02:30.120 more fire that's not the right one. Now, that's not 0:02:30.320 --> 0:02:33.280 you're not a more fireman. And I know I wanted 0:02:33.400 --> 0:02:38.639 in my heart that's well, we gotta work on your 0:02:38.639 --> 0:02:42.720 sounds already. You're letting the listeners down with these sounds 0:02:42.760 --> 0:02:46.200 that you've been on what for eight seconds, and the 0:02:46.240 --> 0:02:49.440 sounds are failing hard. It's only up here from here though, 0:02:49.600 --> 0:02:52.280 that's you know what I mean. We just started the 0:02:52.320 --> 0:02:56.040 bottom and that's how I do it. Im. This is 0:02:56.560 --> 0:02:59.320 we've been we've been planning this for a little while now. 0:02:59.400 --> 0:03:03.480 This is very exciting. I'm glad you're joining joining the pot. Yeah, 0:03:03.520 --> 0:03:05.920 I love it. I love it. I love doing minimal 0:03:06.000 --> 0:03:11.120 research and having maximum opinions. Yeah, I really, I'm really 0:03:11.160 --> 0:03:13.720 going to be looking to you for color commentary on 0:03:13.720 --> 0:03:16.519 on a lot of things that probably don't require color. 0:03:16.639 --> 0:03:19.120 You know. Yeah, that's what that's that's really where I get. 0:03:19.200 --> 0:03:21.520 That's where I shine. Don't worry about the noises. My 0:03:21.600 --> 0:03:26.400 commentary is the noises. I'll take care of the noises 0:03:26.800 --> 0:03:29.200 and now on I'll be the noise man. You'll be 0:03:29.280 --> 0:03:34.120 color comments. I'm not going to try perfect well, I don't. 0:03:34.280 --> 0:03:37.720 I don't want us to dilly or daly. Because the 0:03:37.800 --> 0:03:42.120 conspiracy theory you and I decided was worth digging into 0:03:42.240 --> 0:03:45.000 this week, and it's it's one that I feel like 0:03:45.560 --> 0:03:49.640 I have I have circled a few times, but never 0:03:49.760 --> 0:03:53.280 fully tapped into. But we said, my mama told me, 0:03:55.240 --> 0:04:02.680 HfV came from human who has sex with a monkey. Man. 0:04:02.800 --> 0:04:07.520 Tell me everything you know about about this subject. I mean, 0:04:07.560 --> 0:04:09.960 this one, this one is personal because I'm gonna say 0:04:09.960 --> 0:04:15.960 it I'm you know as hell and uh, you know, 0:04:16.160 --> 0:04:18.920 early nineties there's a lot of a lot of African 0:04:18.960 --> 0:04:23.520 slander going around by way of terms like booty scratcher 0:04:23.560 --> 0:04:26.920 and things like that, and then this ship came up, 0:04:26.960 --> 0:04:30.360 and you had to It came up so often people like, oh, 0:04:30.400 --> 0:04:35.040 you're from Africa. I heard they fuck monkeys over there. Yeah, 0:04:35.200 --> 0:04:38.880 Like we're just like it's a free for all. You're 0:04:38.920 --> 0:04:43.040 just you guys are just running around snatching up monkeys 0:04:43.040 --> 0:04:46.040 out of trees and fun. Because also, if we were 0:04:46.080 --> 0:04:49.040 sucking all the animals, you don't think so cooler ship 0:04:49.120 --> 0:04:53.560 would have came out than AIDS. And that's not I 0:04:53.560 --> 0:04:57.240 don't we didn't do that, But I'm saying like, like 0:04:57.320 --> 0:05:00.960 there were other cool things would happen besides a A right, 0:05:01.200 --> 0:05:04.839 I mean objectively what we're talking about AIDS. There was 0:05:04.920 --> 0:05:10.039 also Studio fifty four with that era of sex and sexuality, right, so, 0:05:10.560 --> 0:05:14.080 and who are they to be monkey Studio fifty four 0:05:14.120 --> 0:05:16.120 If y'all are sucking the ship out of them and 0:05:16.279 --> 0:05:18.520 to that extreme, there would just be a lot of 0:05:18.520 --> 0:05:22.080 other crazy cool ship going on. Some kind of hybrid 0:05:22.120 --> 0:05:24.560 tiger babies we would have had. Are there tigers and 0:05:24.880 --> 0:05:29.040 I don't think that's correct. Some kind of crazy panther 0:05:29.279 --> 0:05:32.080 people race like, OK, you got it, like a lot 0:05:32.080 --> 0:05:36.840 of other things besides just aids, right, They're they're only 0:05:36.920 --> 0:05:39.640 picking at I love that this is the defense you have. 0:05:40.040 --> 0:05:43.080 You guys are only picking at the bad stuff that 0:05:43.240 --> 0:05:45.880 came out of sucking those monkeys. I'm not saying we 0:05:46.040 --> 0:05:49.880 fucked monkeys. I'm saying if we were sucking monkeys, then 0:05:49.920 --> 0:05:53.240 then then we were sucking everything and there would be 0:05:53.960 --> 0:05:58.120 a host of aids like I like virs, well, that's 0:05:58.320 --> 0:06:01.039 I like. I like this and because I don't think 0:06:01.080 --> 0:06:03.839 I had ever considered the possibility. And maybe this is 0:06:03.920 --> 0:06:08.200 my own, my own prejudgment, right, If I'm being honest 0:06:08.279 --> 0:06:12.520 with you, I'm a former version of myself was calling 0:06:12.600 --> 0:06:16.320 Nigga's African booty scratchers and it was huge. I I 0:06:16.400 --> 0:06:21.520 brame John Singleton. Oh yeah, he played his part. That 0:06:21.640 --> 0:06:25.560 was a major blow to the African community. That was huge. 0:06:26.800 --> 0:06:31.440 That was huge that. I love the idea of some 0:06:31.560 --> 0:06:35.520 sort of like Council of African Nations coming together and 0:06:35.560 --> 0:06:42.320 being furious at John Singleton for for making you all 0:06:42.320 --> 0:06:46.960 the punchline in in his movies. One scene ruined most 0:06:47.040 --> 0:06:50.839 of my elementary school. Jesus Christ, this is a big deal. 0:06:51.320 --> 0:06:54.799 But to that point, I it had never even occurred 0:06:54.839 --> 0:06:59.640 to me that monkeys would be the stopping or not 0:06:59.800 --> 0:07:02.400 be the stopping point. Rather that like for me, it 0:07:02.480 --> 0:07:05.320 was like, oh you I've heard y'all fuck monkeys and 0:07:05.560 --> 0:07:09.039 stop in stop. I never advanced it beyond that. But 0:07:09.120 --> 0:07:11.720 to your point, if you're sucking a monkey, you probably 0:07:11.720 --> 0:07:17.080 could sucking more sleek, sexy animal too, far more majestic 0:07:17.200 --> 0:07:22.120 beings on the African plains. Have you seen monkeys the 0:07:22.320 --> 0:07:26.640 crass yead? No, they're they're not classy animals, no vulgar, 0:07:26.800 --> 0:07:32.120 i'd say, to be honest. But you've seen like a giraffe, Yeah, 0:07:32.200 --> 0:07:34.560 what I mean, there's like there's just like a lot. 0:07:34.880 --> 0:07:38.679 You've seen a gazelle like, but monkeys, that's the ones. 0:07:39.160 --> 0:07:41.600 One of the things that I remember from going on 0:07:41.640 --> 0:07:44.320 to the Fari, I went like whatever it was three 0:07:44.440 --> 0:07:47.080 years ago, and one of the things I remember is 0:07:47.480 --> 0:07:49.960 as we were driving, we saw a giraffe who was 0:07:50.040 --> 0:07:52.080 like drinking water. And one of the things they do, 0:07:52.200 --> 0:07:55.400 they'll like dip their head and down to whatever they're 0:07:55.440 --> 0:07:59.280 they're drinking and then they'll like lift their necks up 0:07:59.320 --> 0:08:04.280 and pray the water over themselves, almost like a sexy fountain. 0:08:04.800 --> 0:08:06.920 It's like, how could you watch a giraffe do that 0:08:06.960 --> 0:08:09.680 and not be like, I funk the ship out that giraffe. 0:08:09.760 --> 0:08:16.560 I'm yeah, they got that big old black tongue. I 0:08:16.600 --> 0:08:18.920 didn't put a color on it. I don't know what 0:08:18.960 --> 0:08:21.680 the color does, but I do know that to be 0:08:21.760 --> 0:08:25.559 a detail. I just yeah, there's there's just there's there's 0:08:25.600 --> 0:08:27.760 far as I've never seen a giraffe in the wild 0:08:28.160 --> 0:08:31.600 because I've only been to the cities in Africa, but yeah, 0:08:32.080 --> 0:08:35.120 there was just I just feel like if that was 0:08:35.240 --> 0:08:39.960 the case, there's so much better animals to now. I 0:08:40.040 --> 0:08:43.520 do remember that part of the reason and the claim 0:08:43.559 --> 0:08:47.240 at least that people were sucking monkeys is because and 0:08:47.480 --> 0:08:50.240 part of the reason that HIV was a product of 0:08:50.320 --> 0:08:54.440 us fucking monkeys was because that monkeys are so close 0:08:55.040 --> 0:08:59.600 to human beings that the genetic closeness is part of 0:08:59.640 --> 0:09:02.600 the reasoning for the birth of the disease in the 0:09:02.640 --> 0:09:07.760 first place, which in retrospect sort of doesn't quite make sense. 0:09:07.800 --> 0:09:12.040 I would imagine that like we'd get diseases from anything 0:09:12.080 --> 0:09:15.480 we put our dick in and the genetics isn't the 0:09:15.520 --> 0:09:18.959 part that makes it disease worthy? Well you know what? Okay, 0:09:19.000 --> 0:09:21.920 So I did very minimal research, of course, is what 0:09:22.000 --> 0:09:26.320 I found out is that there is because so there's 0:09:26.320 --> 0:09:30.000 there's there's three kinds of it. There's HIV, which is 0:09:30.080 --> 0:09:34.720 just human immuno deficiency virus, right, but then there's also 0:09:34.920 --> 0:09:40.079 very similar s i V simon immuno deficiency virus. Right, 0:09:40.320 --> 0:09:44.920 that's the monkeys, that's monkeys, but then there's also fi V. 0:09:47.440 --> 0:09:51.080 So how come all these old dusty white diaches with cats. 0:09:51.559 --> 0:09:55.440 Nobody's worried about what that was? You know what I mean? 0:09:56.200 --> 0:10:00.360 See hold on, that's how they get you, because that's 0:10:00.400 --> 0:10:04.240 that's the scam that was run on you and other 0:10:04.320 --> 0:10:09.120 African children throughout your upbringing. Because I'm seeing it now 0:10:09.200 --> 0:10:13.920 because there's there's very clearly this other form of immuno 0:10:14.080 --> 0:10:19.640 deficiency virus sitting there that no one's ever accused anyone. 0:10:19.840 --> 0:10:24.160 And white people love cats. They love their mouths, yeah, 0:10:24.200 --> 0:10:26.679 and their cat their tongues ain't even nice. They got 0:10:26.720 --> 0:10:29.080 them paper tones, they got growth, and they let them 0:10:29.080 --> 0:10:36.000 poop in their houses. That's that's also fat that's fact. 0:10:36.320 --> 0:10:39.480 He draw the party lines where you will, it won't 0:10:39.480 --> 0:10:42.439 be about cats pooping in white people's houses. Listen here, 0:10:42.520 --> 0:10:44.680 here's what I love. Freedom, all right, that's what I 0:10:44.720 --> 0:10:49.600 worry about. Party locks. But to that point, no one's 0:10:49.679 --> 0:10:54.040 ever accused anyone of fucking their cat, and that being 0:10:54.080 --> 0:11:01.040 the potential birth of AIDS up. So so ultimately, somebody 0:11:01.280 --> 0:11:05.760 is taking advantage of the propaganda machine to make this 0:11:05.920 --> 0:11:09.640 a African problem, when in fact it could very well 0:11:09.679 --> 0:11:12.240 be a Scandinavian problem, you know what I mean, It 0:11:12.280 --> 0:11:14.720 could be one of whatever, one of these white places 0:11:14.760 --> 0:11:18.440 where cats roam freely and do catship. And I think 0:11:18.440 --> 0:11:21.760 that there's a lot of kinds of cats, right, bobcats 0:11:22.160 --> 0:11:28.160 links that's a snow cat, right, snow leopard. I'm pretty 0:11:28.200 --> 0:11:33.679 sure that's one of them. I'm eating up. I'm eating up. 0:11:34.040 --> 0:11:36.960 I'm eating up. Give me some runway. I'm just saying, like, 0:11:37.080 --> 0:11:40.520 why does it? Why was it Africa? Why why did 0:11:40.520 --> 0:11:43.240 you have to have come from Africa? I do think, 0:11:43.280 --> 0:11:46.640 I mean, and it's you're really getting on a train here, 0:11:46.679 --> 0:11:51.320 because I do think ultimately it points to the gross 0:11:51.440 --> 0:11:56.080 correlation that happened with AIDS and HIV and black people. 0:11:56.440 --> 0:11:59.880 The very I would argue intentional correlation that happened there, 0:12:00.160 --> 0:12:02.880 which I'd be remiss if I didn't admit that, like 0:12:03.360 --> 0:12:08.000 our population suffered greatly from you know, HIV and all 0:12:08.000 --> 0:12:12.000 the other ship. But it isn't because we invented the motherfucker. 0:12:12.080 --> 0:12:17.520 It's simply because of from all the stuff, from all 0:12:17.559 --> 0:12:19.880 the stuff. We also got COVID. Nobody was like it's 0:12:19.920 --> 0:12:24.080 a black thing. No. In fact, if I remember correctly, 0:12:24.280 --> 0:12:26.800 we were real proud not to have had it for 0:12:26.800 --> 0:12:29.520 a little while. And I definitely tweeted about that. I 0:12:29.559 --> 0:12:32.840 definitely tweeted that a bunch of times, like just some 0:12:33.000 --> 0:12:36.360 kind of like third world immunity. Take that ship back 0:12:36.400 --> 0:12:39.439 to England. It was early pandemic. I've since cut my 0:12:39.559 --> 0:12:43.240 Twitter off, I understand. Sure. I hope that was the 0:12:43.280 --> 0:12:46.760 sole reason you had to cancel your Twitter missing. I 0:12:46.800 --> 0:12:48.840 went too hard on black people not be able to 0:12:48.840 --> 0:12:51.920 get COVID. I gotta I gotta just shut this ship down. Yeah, 0:12:52.000 --> 0:12:54.000 I really, because I had to stand by during the 0:12:54.000 --> 0:12:55.880 whole of Bola things. So I was like, we got 0:12:55.920 --> 0:13:02.080 one and then it was a misstep on look, we 0:13:02.200 --> 0:13:05.200 all we all were here for the first like three 0:13:05.240 --> 0:13:09.079 weeks where no black people were confirmed to have had COVID, 0:13:09.520 --> 0:13:12.400 and we truly thought that this was God coming back 0:13:12.440 --> 0:13:15.800 to the earth to finally make white people reap what 0:13:15.840 --> 0:13:18.320 they said. We all remember this, What a big month 0:13:18.400 --> 0:13:20.360 that was. We're not going to work and we're not 0:13:20.400 --> 0:13:24.400 getting sick. Uh. Dog I was. I was having a 0:13:24.440 --> 0:13:27.280 goddamn field day and then that one, that first black 0:13:27.320 --> 0:13:31.640 person showed up sick and it was like, God damn it. Yeah, 0:13:31.800 --> 0:13:34.160 that guy's gonna go down in history because that was 0:13:34.200 --> 0:13:37.600 a big letdown. It it hurt a lot of people. 0:13:38.040 --> 0:13:42.520 That was a big letdown. I would say him, that person, 0:13:42.640 --> 0:13:44.480 and I assume it's a man. I just have to 0:13:44.520 --> 0:13:46.720 assume that that a man was the first one to 0:13:46.760 --> 0:13:49.160 get sick from a black man was the first one 0:13:49.200 --> 0:13:52.640 of black people to get sick from COVID. I I 0:13:52.760 --> 0:13:58.520 have to assume that, Yeah, it's just I have to 0:13:58.559 --> 0:14:01.440 assume that he's uh, that he survived it and just 0:14:01.520 --> 0:14:06.319 has to live with this feeling for forever. I think, yeah, yeah, 0:14:06.559 --> 0:14:09.199 I mean, you know, I was like, I was all 0:14:09.240 --> 0:14:12.360 into I was like, I followed dr Umar on Twitter. 0:14:12.400 --> 0:14:15.760 I was like, Oh, it's happening. You're not a foolish man. 0:14:15.840 --> 0:14:19.840 This is like real, Yeah, I'm investing in your schools. Yeah, 0:14:20.120 --> 0:14:22.840 somebody call. Let me get that doctor Sebby book, like 0:14:22.840 --> 0:14:26.360 it could all happen. Maybe you did gear cancer. I 0:14:26.360 --> 0:14:28.200 don't know, man, We're not going to get the sickness 0:14:28.720 --> 0:14:31.400 that you know what elsie. Dr Sebby said that he 0:14:31.480 --> 0:14:35.480 was carrying was was HIV. Thought he could he could 0:14:35.520 --> 0:14:39.600 help around with HIV by drinking mineral water. All I'm 0:14:39.600 --> 0:14:41.840 saying is I've had a lot of mineral waters. I've 0:14:41.880 --> 0:14:48.040 never had HIV. Hey, And that's pretty fucking cool if 0:14:48.080 --> 0:14:53.600 you asked me, that's fucking huge, if you asked me. 0:14:53.920 --> 0:14:56.440 I don't know if the correlation is perfect, but it 0:14:56.640 --> 0:15:00.600 makes sense on my end. That's all that matters. All Right, 0:15:00.640 --> 0:15:02.640 We're gonna take a break. We'll be back with more 0:15:02.720 --> 0:15:27.480 David Bory more, my mama told me. And we are back. Yeah, 0:15:27.640 --> 0:15:30.520 we're back here with more David Bory, our new co host. 0:15:30.640 --> 0:15:33.160 And my mama told me. We're still talking about the 0:15:33.240 --> 0:15:38.600 possibility that AIDS HIV was born from a human, a 0:15:38.640 --> 0:15:42.400 man fucking a female monkey. Had you read or had 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:44.600 you heard and this this will help guide us into 0:15:44.680 --> 0:15:48.880 this research. I think pretty seamlessly had you heard specifically 0:15:48.880 --> 0:15:51.280 that it was a man who sucked a monkey. Was 0:15:51.320 --> 0:15:53.760 there any any part of you that considered it could 0:15:53.800 --> 0:15:57.120 have been a lady who took advantage of a nice 0:15:57.160 --> 0:15:59.640 monkey man. I've never thought that a woman had sex 0:15:59.640 --> 0:16:05.320 with ann any animal ever, not willingly. No, Oh fuck, 0:16:05.520 --> 0:16:08.800 all right, I just know it's never It's just my brain, 0:16:09.280 --> 0:16:12.600 you know what's crazy? And now this says a lot 0:16:12.640 --> 0:16:15.080 about me. I don't know what this says, but when 0:16:15.080 --> 0:16:17.960 you say this, in my head, I always assumed that 0:16:18.040 --> 0:16:21.760 it was a dude having sex with a boy monkey. 0:16:21.840 --> 0:16:24.240 I don't know why, and I don't know whoa. I 0:16:24.280 --> 0:16:28.480 don't know what to make of that. Whoa? You know what? 0:16:29.120 --> 0:16:31.520 You know what that feels like? And I don't mean 0:16:31.520 --> 0:16:33.920 this in a judgmental way, but it does feel honest? 0:16:34.080 --> 0:16:36.480 Is that that almost feels like it's cooked in with 0:16:36.560 --> 0:16:41.320 a type of of almost cross pollination of both the 0:16:41.440 --> 0:16:44.640 hatred that they put onto you and then the like 0:16:44.680 --> 0:16:51.120 the homophobia that was circulating alongside HIV very African hyeah. 0:16:52.400 --> 0:16:54.560 I know, I don't know to homophobia? Did you not? 0:16:54.960 --> 0:17:01.800 We were we were pretty early early adopted. No, I know. 0:17:02.080 --> 0:17:04.600 Now it's so crazy because I've never even said that, like, 0:17:04.640 --> 0:17:06.600 I never realized that that was the case, But when 0:17:06.600 --> 0:17:10.600 I say it out loud, I don't know why. I 0:17:11.960 --> 0:17:15.679 I mean, I don't know that it it much matters, 0:17:16.440 --> 0:17:18.800 right like if you always assume it was a dude, 0:17:19.280 --> 0:17:23.439 a man having sex with a female monkey. I don't 0:17:23.800 --> 0:17:26.919 know that I ever thought about the gender of the monkey. 0:17:27.280 --> 0:17:29.520 I think I always in the same way that you 0:17:29.600 --> 0:17:32.359 look at somebody's like dog, and you're not like always 0:17:32.359 --> 0:17:34.480 thinking like that's a girl dog. You're just like, hey, 0:17:34.560 --> 0:17:37.320 look at that dog. Dog. It's sort of like it 0:17:37.400 --> 0:17:40.720 was just a monkey being a monkey, And uh, it wasn't, 0:17:40.840 --> 0:17:43.480 if I'm being honest. It wasn't until I was researching 0:17:43.480 --> 0:17:47.840 this ship that they were very specific about being a 0:17:47.880 --> 0:17:51.520 female monkey that I started to feel like, okay that 0:17:52.040 --> 0:17:57.399 I guess it's a heteronormative relationship happening between these animals. 0:17:57.880 --> 0:18:00.080 I guess. Though. Also, if you're if you were on 0:18:00.160 --> 0:18:07.040 the cross species lines, head roll home. We're already, you know, 0:18:08.320 --> 0:18:12.040 I'm saying, we're already over here. I'm just trying to 0:18:12.040 --> 0:18:16.720 suck a monkey. Yeah, I'm whatever, man, I'm already. You're 0:18:16.720 --> 0:18:19.560 not supposed to be over here anyways. I don't think 0:18:19.600 --> 0:18:22.320 that anybody's gonna be like, oh, but it was a 0:18:22.320 --> 0:18:25.879 girl monkey, so he can still you know, nobody's like 0:18:26.560 --> 0:18:29.080 seduced the monkey. And it it was like, what the fund 0:18:29.160 --> 0:18:30.920 get off me? I didn't know you was a boy. 0:18:31.200 --> 0:18:39.720 That's gay. I know that's gay as fuck. Dog. I 0:18:39.760 --> 0:18:45.119 thought you was a girl monkey. I can't tell the 0:18:45.119 --> 0:18:48.760 difference between boys and girls monkey, not visually. No, and 0:18:48.960 --> 0:18:53.600 uh in in the reading that I did, apparently monkey penises, specifically, 0:18:53.640 --> 0:18:57.800 like guerrilla and chimpanzee penises don't often exceed like an 0:18:57.800 --> 0:19:00.560 inch to an inch and a half, so you know, 0:19:00.800 --> 0:19:04.720 it's more like a button than it is. Ah, that's 0:19:04.760 --> 0:19:08.560 funny because that changes a lot of my sexton game 0:19:09.080 --> 0:19:14.720 and be just a lot of Really gorillas have small penises, Yeah, 0:19:14.760 --> 0:19:17.960 gorillas are not. Uh in terms of the ratio to 0:19:18.040 --> 0:19:20.959 their body, gorillas have a very small penis. Did you 0:19:21.000 --> 0:19:23.800 know that before this? You know why I knew that 0:19:24.000 --> 0:19:28.639 is because I'm always looking at them gorilla dicks, you 0:19:28.720 --> 0:19:35.440 know what I mean? I knew that because Bruno Mars 0:19:35.640 --> 0:19:40.320 had that song where he talked about fucking like a gorilla, 0:19:41.000 --> 0:19:43.560 and uh, it was on his second album not a 0:19:43.840 --> 0:19:46.920 particularly well were received album, which is why he leaned 0:19:46.960 --> 0:19:50.640 in so hard on making seventies and eighties music. Instead, 0:19:51.520 --> 0:19:57.040 he had a second album. You think he just skipped 0:19:57.240 --> 0:20:00.720 to do the first thing. Yeah, I don't know what 0:20:00.760 --> 0:20:04.600 the middle was. So Bruno Mars has that uh, that 0:20:04.720 --> 0:20:08.359 gorilla fucking song and his ship and then Jenny's a 0:20:08.400 --> 0:20:14.040 Greeno a friend who I think you. You know, Jenny 0:20:14.119 --> 0:20:17.320 has had a joke years ago about the absurdity of 0:20:17.400 --> 0:20:21.280 Bruno Mars fucking like a gorilla given the small penis 0:20:21.400 --> 0:20:23.800 of a gorilla. Okay, first of all, sounds like that 0:20:23.880 --> 0:20:26.920 joke is very funny. Sounds like that album is pretty bad. 0:20:28.160 --> 0:20:31.919 I'd say this if you funk with Bruno, it's a 0:20:32.000 --> 0:20:37.840 it's a Bruno album. Ain't no complaints on my ends. 0:20:38.080 --> 0:20:41.320 I don't. I don't give a ship when anybody says 0:20:41.600 --> 0:20:44.040 I like that young man. So I'm cool with it. Now. 0:20:44.119 --> 0:20:46.520 When people go, hey, this is when he was making 0:20:46.560 --> 0:20:49.919 as music, I don't argue with them. I'm not defending 0:20:50.000 --> 0:20:53.200 the work. It's that's just my boy. I know. I listen, 0:20:53.240 --> 0:20:55.119 I bought the second Criss Cross album, so I'm not 0:20:55.160 --> 0:21:01.080 here to talk to you crazy. You mean, when they 0:21:01.080 --> 0:21:05.560 were like old and yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh fuck, 0:21:05.800 --> 0:21:09.200 you were really invested. I was a big fan. Yeah, 0:21:09.320 --> 0:21:12.440 God damn, how did that work out? A the one died, 0:21:17.680 --> 0:21:22.119 so you know, there wasn't a third album. They didn't 0:21:22.119 --> 0:21:25.640 have started to Mega third. I think he was sick. 0:21:25.680 --> 0:21:27.800 It wasn't even like A. It wasn't like I think 0:21:27.800 --> 0:21:29.879 he was sick. And yeah, and it was not a 0:21:30.040 --> 0:21:32.159 rap issue at all. They weren't in the streets. He 0:21:32.240 --> 0:21:35.520 truly died of some sort of like health. You know, 0:21:36.080 --> 0:21:41.040 I paying attention to fuck All right, Well, now we 0:21:41.119 --> 0:21:48.040 gotta transfer into another euno deficiency conversation. So to your 0:21:48.040 --> 0:21:51.360 original point, which I think is a very valid one, 0:21:51.440 --> 0:21:55.680 there are other types of immuno deficiency viruses. The Simian 0:21:56.160 --> 0:21:59.520 immuno deficiency virus is, in fact the one that we 0:21:59.640 --> 0:22:05.120 believe eve that scientists believe the human of meno deficiency 0:22:05.200 --> 0:22:10.480 virus was derived from. They pretty much completely discount feline 0:22:10.560 --> 0:22:13.520 in meno deficiency virus. And part of the reason they 0:22:13.520 --> 0:22:15.840 do that is they claim, and you ain't got a 0:22:15.920 --> 0:22:17.560 dress the White Man if you don't want to, but 0:22:17.600 --> 0:22:23.680 they claim that there's no ability to transfer cat aids 0:22:23.760 --> 0:22:33.160 to human beings convenient like I don't. I don't understand 0:22:33.160 --> 0:22:34.800 the proof. I mean, like I hear what you're saying. 0:22:35.960 --> 0:22:38.280 I'm just it feels like I don't know why that 0:22:38.320 --> 0:22:41.240 would be the case, right, Why is this this special 0:22:41.280 --> 0:22:46.080 aide so different than all the other right now? I 0:22:46.119 --> 0:22:49.119 feel you? And also cats not I hate that. I 0:22:49.160 --> 0:22:51.960 know so much about animal penises, but cats have those 0:22:52.080 --> 0:23:02.120 uh those no duck dix, so duck dick. Sorry, yeah, 0:23:02.160 --> 0:23:05.680 and the duck vagina is in a weird like curled 0:23:06.000 --> 0:23:09.560 kirk screw thing too, so it's like basically like following 0:23:09.600 --> 0:23:14.840 a maze up in there, whereas cat penises are like pronged, 0:23:15.480 --> 0:23:18.679 so they like, uh they basically are are built in 0:23:18.680 --> 0:23:21.280 a way that once they go in, they like kind 0:23:21.280 --> 0:23:24.400 of snap in the place and and lock the cat 0:23:24.560 --> 0:23:32.320 into so they can't run away and ship. Hold on, 0:23:33.640 --> 0:23:35.800 that's how they get you for real, You're going to jail, 0:23:35.840 --> 0:23:44.160 my man. But uh So to the the bigger question 0:23:44.920 --> 0:23:47.800 of it potentially coming from monkeys, And this is something 0:23:47.840 --> 0:23:50.640 that I didn't realize is that when we're saying monkeys, 0:23:50.720 --> 0:23:55.160 that in fact is correct. The Semion immuno deficiency virus 0:23:55.359 --> 0:23:59.600 is believed to have been derived from monkeys and not chimps, 0:24:00.040 --> 0:24:03.160 who I had long believed to be the culprit. Chimps 0:24:03.200 --> 0:24:06.480 are apes where oh you can't suck a chimp though, 0:24:07.040 --> 0:24:09.639 Yeah you know that's not who you thought who you 0:24:09.720 --> 0:24:12.840 thought of when they were fucking No. Chimpanzees will kill you. 0:24:12.920 --> 0:24:17.399 They are so strong, like there's not even like a situation. 0:24:17.480 --> 0:24:20.919 I think that you could finesse. Wow, this is a 0:24:21.000 --> 0:24:24.399 completely different interpretation than I had. I always had a 0:24:24.480 --> 0:24:26.520 chimp in my head the entire Oh, but I have 0:24:26.640 --> 0:24:29.080 a I have a believe it or not, I have 0:24:29.119 --> 0:24:34.160 a crazy chimpanzee story. Okay, I'm listening. I was, I'm excited. 0:24:35.359 --> 0:24:39.040 What a sentence. Yeah, no, this is this is wild 0:24:39.080 --> 0:24:41.520 and you can look it out. You can totally cross references. 0:24:42.040 --> 0:24:45.120 I was at a chimpanzee reserve and Sirele on rest 0:24:45.160 --> 0:24:48.440 of Africa, just like hanging out or whatever, and there 0:24:48.560 --> 0:24:51.560 was just one chimpanzee and he was so angry, like 0:24:51.640 --> 0:24:53.920 we were like because it's like it's like a preserve, 0:24:54.119 --> 0:24:56.480 so it's kind of like a zoo. So we're behind 0:24:56.520 --> 0:24:59.359 the fence looking at him and he's like taking these 0:24:59.359 --> 0:25:04.240 giant box and throwing up up at us, like big, 0:25:04.320 --> 0:25:07.720 huge rocks and we had to like duck undercover because 0:25:07.720 --> 0:25:10.040 he was like trying to hurt his really bad. His 0:25:10.160 --> 0:25:12.400 name was Bruno, and I remember it was like, man, 0:25:12.480 --> 0:25:15.359 that was fucking crazy, right, And that's really a weird 0:25:15.480 --> 0:25:17.560 that doesn't even because of the Mars thing. That's just 0:25:17.920 --> 0:25:20.119 that's just so his name was Bruno, and I was 0:25:20.119 --> 0:25:22.639 always like, yo, that's so crazy, and me and my 0:25:22.680 --> 0:25:24.159 mom would talk about it sometimes we're like, that is 0:25:24.200 --> 0:25:28.800 sucking nuts. Years later, I met my buddies house in 0:25:28.960 --> 0:25:32.360 Colorado and we're watching that show I Shouldn't Be Alive, 0:25:32.960 --> 0:25:36.400 you know that show, YEA, and they tell a story 0:25:37.040 --> 0:25:41.280 about these guys. Bruno got out and ripped off like 0:25:41.440 --> 0:25:46.960 three guys arms like a face, like killed a bunch 0:25:46.960 --> 0:25:51.840 of dudes. Fuck at that, the same thing, the whole 0:25:51.960 --> 0:25:55.960 the same ship. Fuck yeah. So that's so I've always 0:25:56.000 --> 0:25:59.359 known you couldn't suck at him since four probably it 0:25:59.440 --> 0:26:04.080 was it's like, oh boy, just in case y'all are like, yo, 0:26:04.359 --> 0:26:07.359 Bruno was canceled enough for in case this comedy tour 0:26:07.440 --> 0:26:09.600 comes to their city. I just don't want you, guys, 0:26:11.440 --> 0:26:15.560 when you cross cross reference, I want you to understand. Wait, so, 0:26:15.560 --> 0:26:17.760 so how the fund. Did they let Bruno out? How 0:26:17.760 --> 0:26:19.600