Speaker 1: You what which one is my volume? It's too loud.
Speaker 1: We started already. Hello, put your headphones on. I don't
Speaker 1: want to put them on because they're too fucking loud. Dude,
Speaker 1: Why do you gotta curse right off the back? That's
Speaker 1: me today? And why? Hello? Okay? That's better? What's the matter?
Speaker 1: You have to know? I know I have it, but
Speaker 1: it's getting worse and that sure is held in help.
Speaker 1: Sorry swearing? Sorry, I think keeps the mics hot.
Speaker 2: I think I need an ant also for what I
Speaker 2: I think I have. I think I have build up
Speaker 2: in my ears.
Speaker 1: That could be possible. Do you want me to look? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Do I have anything? You see anything? Little? Look? Sometimes
Speaker 1: I can go like this and it's not wax though,
Speaker 1: it's just crud. See look that? So what is that?
Speaker 1: That's disgusting? Not dry skin? House Scott. We've gone over
Speaker 1: this before. What is you? Well? Your body made out
Speaker 1: of skin? I under skin in your ears? What are
Speaker 1: you talking about? No? I don't want to sit next
Speaker 1: to him. I don't want to sit next to you. Good,
Speaker 1: you've created an island for yourself. How does that feel?
Speaker 1: You had a crumb on me? It's ears? It's this skin.
Speaker 1: It's dead skin.
Speaker 3: I don't believe. I don't believe, so I would have
Speaker 3: a test it in a lab. I don't think that's
Speaker 3: what it is. It's dead skin.
Speaker 1: Trust me. I asked the same thing. Chunks of dead
Speaker 1: skin in your ear? You might have skin there and
Speaker 1: my favorite with skin everywhere? Why do you think it's
Speaker 1: that dead skin? Because I clean it out in the morning.
Speaker 1: You don't. It doesn't make sense. Do you notice if
Speaker 1: you don't moisturize, Yeah, what happens? Your skin gets flaked, crushy.
Speaker 1: It doesn't flat. My skin doesn't flake off like a
Speaker 1: like a snake. Right, we talk about something else? Can
Speaker 1: we talk about it? Can we talk about things that
Speaker 1: bother me? That people do in the bathroom?
Speaker 2: How come when I'm taking a dump, some guy comes
Speaker 2: in and brushes his teeth?
Speaker 1: What is that? I don't understand. Why? Why are people
Speaker 1: brushed their teeth in the bathroom at work? Andrew? If
Speaker 1: we're silent, will he just move to the next He
Speaker 1: just continues to talk, where's my straw go? And then
Speaker 1: somehow get to you like he'll he just he just
Speaker 1: continues to poke and poke and poke.
Speaker 3: Stop poking me, seriously, though, why do Why do people
Speaker 3: brush their teeth at work?
Speaker 1: I don't know that.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I think that's discussed. I have done
Speaker 3: it in the past, and I felt dirty in that bathroom.
Speaker 2: The water doesn't feel right consciously bringing a toothbrush and
Speaker 2: toothpaste to a bathroom at work.
Speaker 1: Maybe they have a dentist appointment later. They you ever
Speaker 1: do the fingering. I've done the thing. I've done the
Speaker 1: finger But why would you have toothpaste at work? I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 3: I used to everyone in a while, you eat a
Speaker 3: meal where it's really just swish to swish. It's not
Speaker 3: the same thing. You can't get stuff off of your
Speaker 3: teeth by swishing.
Speaker 2: I like in the mornings at five am, when I
Speaker 2: go in there to do my biz. I've just had
Speaker 2: a thing of coffee, so I'll put my head underneath
Speaker 2: the faucet, drink that water, swish and spit it out.
Speaker 2: Do you you'll drink I don't drink it.
Speaker 1: I don't drink it. I swished with it. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: He's in your body. Yeah, okay, Well I wash my
Speaker 1: berries in there, so.
Speaker 2: My raspberry berries. I wash my berries. Yes, they have charlett.
Speaker 3: Both know that if you're in Mexico and you just
Speaker 3: accidentally get some shower water in your mouth, you will
Speaker 3: get dysenterio.
Speaker 1: Some of those, yeah, but most doesn't believe it.
Speaker 3: Most of those resorts now they're filtered, most all of them,
Speaker 3: most of them, not all of them.
Speaker 1: The decent ones are all of them. Okay. He doesn't
Speaker 1: believe dead skin in your ear is a thing. He
Speaker 1: doesn't believe that you could get like some weird disease
Speaker 1: from water. I know you can. You won't drink out
Speaker 1: of this water machine here, I will.
Speaker 2: I make coffee with it, that water machine. I drink
Speaker 2: out of that water missione all the time. I always have.
Speaker 1: Coffee, guarantee.
Speaker 3: Somebody in that bathroom where you sip water to swish
Speaker 3: your coffee coffee breath, somebody has washed their balls.
Speaker 1: In that sink. Okay, I guarandamn, I agree with you.
Speaker 1: There's no doubt you're sink in the morning. Yes, because
Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring it up what you're sink your morning
Speaker 1: routine that you've told me about. Yes, do you ever
Speaker 1: like have water out of that sink all the time?
Speaker 2: So wait, you flop your thing on the onto the sink.
Speaker 2: I do not flop it onto the sink. Would you
Speaker 2: stop it?
Speaker 3: I do not flop it on drive the action if
Speaker 3: you If I'm okay, I can tell you four pieces
Speaker 3: of toilet paper, fold it up, neatly, present it on counter.
Speaker 2: Flop it's not flopping. No, it isn't. I just dab
Speaker 2: it until it stops and I I flush it.
Speaker 1: Just cares? Do you dab or do you just let
Speaker 1: it sit down and dribble a dab? The fact that
Speaker 1: you even put that on your countertie.
Speaker 3: Don't know what you're talking about. Is this an established
Speaker 3: thing on this show.
Speaker 1: No, we haven't talked about his. Uh listen, I don't
Speaker 1: want to describe it.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying when you get up in the morning, guys,
Speaker 2: mostly I'm guessing it happens to girls too, and your
Speaker 2: p first thing in the morning. Sometimes you still dribble
Speaker 2: a drip or two or three everybody, because you know
Speaker 2: you don't have it. It's important you don't get like
Speaker 2: two or three drips in your under the.
Speaker 1: Way I do the I push you do that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you push behind the sack? What what you don't know
Speaker 1: about that? Oh? Please tell me, I've never heard of that. Wait,
Speaker 1: you don't do that. No, I just like just go.
Speaker 1: Do you like about you can help? You could poop
Speaker 1: if you do that now, because they have control of
Speaker 1: my sphincter. Okay, let me discribe it.
Speaker 3: Please tell me about the bag. I did it just
Speaker 3: a second ago. So here, yes, wait, I washed my
Speaker 3: hands all right in the water that you drink from.
Speaker 1: Idiot, I don't drink.
Speaker 3: I just wish that you garble barrier because I noticed
Speaker 3: I would get the little dribble that you're discussed. So
Speaker 3: what I do now is after I finish going, I
Speaker 3: will reach back there, not touch it. I will use
Speaker 3: my underwear as some sort of cover barrier barrier, and
Speaker 3: I will push behind the sack and it gets the
Speaker 3: last few dribbles out.
Speaker 1: Really try it, I try, wait to try it. You
Speaker 1: don't know about. This is young enough where he doesn't
Speaker 1: have to worry about.
Speaker 2: Hold on the other couple of little extra drips after
Speaker 2: you pee. Is that an age thing or does it
Speaker 2: just happen? It can happen, ten right, It can happen
Speaker 2: to anyone. But typically people that get older they have
Speaker 2: problems with going.
Speaker 1: Because I'm not going to stand there for twenty seconds
Speaker 1: and just know you don't have to shape who does?
Speaker 1: Why are you violently? There are people I have VPS.
Speaker 2: Yeah, vps's that violent pe syndrome where I just shake
Speaker 2: violently after to get everything out.
Speaker 3: I'm telling you what that you don't have to shake anywhere.
Speaker 3: If you do the push, if you just press up,
Speaker 3: it's like a magic button. There's a couple of drops
Speaker 3: of just and it's not done.
Speaker 1: Yes, why are you doing that? When you pee? I
Speaker 1: just don't because I don't want drips in my underwear.
Speaker 1: That's all. Well, I don't either. I we should just
Speaker 1: sit down when you pay. It doesn't matter. It still
Speaker 1: comes out of the same place. Yeah, but I feel
Speaker 1: like you'd probably get more out.
Speaker 2: Maybe I should just where it depends. I'm not even
Speaker 2: bother going to the bathroom, just piss myself all day.
Speaker 1: Honestly, one day you will get there. And I'm very
Speaker 1: much like anticipating you to be like what I just
Speaker 1: I'm so busy all the time. Old chat brought to
Speaker 1: you by poise. Yeah, what is that? Soys? I don't
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't buy it.
Speaker 2: Poises poisons poised depends the despire end.
Speaker 1: No, it's like discrete.
Speaker 2: Oh so you don't see the line, right, you don't
Speaker 2: look it doesn't seem like you're wearing a diaper, which
Speaker 2: is basically would you know that they had a sample?
Speaker 1: They give away a sample.
Speaker 2: It was like there was a commercials I call, you know,
Speaker 2: or go to depends whatever dot com and get a sample.
Speaker 2: I got a sample. I still have the box in
Speaker 2: my garage. I want to try it. I just want
Speaker 2: to try it.
Speaker 3: So here's the question I have on adult diapers. They're
Speaker 3: built more well, well, go to adult diaper talk. They're
Speaker 3: built more for accidental pe right. I don't think they're
Speaker 3: for pooh at all. They're for bladder leakage.
Speaker 1: Yeah. No, I think there's a different type for that one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what is that call that one? I diaper? Yeah, actual diaper.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that one is, but yeah, otherwise
Speaker 1: it is a they have to have like an extra
Speaker 1: absorbent for that. There's probably people with some loose sphincters.
Speaker 1: I don't even want to. I can't like poop makes
Speaker 1: me grow, It's just gross. You you know I didn't
Speaker 1: change diapers with your kids. I did. I didn't like it,
Speaker 1: but I did it. Google that real quick. When I'm
Speaker 1: guaranteed adult diapers for poop.
Speaker 2: You know, while we're talking about poop and you're looking
Speaker 2: that up, you don't. You don't have a dog.
Speaker 1: But after you have a kind of have a dog Luna,
Speaker 1: do you pick up her poop? Yeah? So here's here's
Speaker 1: my thing. Oh, you've said this before. You pick up
Speaker 1: your dog's poop. You don't pick up other dogs poop. Right,
Speaker 1: it's stupid.
Speaker 2: It's not stupid, it is I don't want other warm
Speaker 2: poop in my hand through a bag.
Speaker 1: I can see the point. You're right, why would you
Speaker 1: pick that up? By the way, because to me, nice, yeah,
Speaker 1: you got. I hate people that have dogs and do
Speaker 1: not pick up after their dog. That is discussed. That's
Speaker 1: a horrible human foul. Yes, but I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't pick up other dogs poop, just like just
Speaker 2: like I have said, I could never have changed another
Speaker 2: child's diaper, Like I can't go to some other kid
Speaker 2: that maybe I'm just watching and clean out their ass.
Speaker 1: I can't do it. So if it's one that you
Speaker 1: need to get for I'm seeing they have it's you
Speaker 1: have to get the continents ones.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, oh, but in continents is also urination.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it seems like there's like layered ones. Oh so
Speaker 1: there's extra space in the back, yeah, because that can't
Speaker 1: be too tight.
Speaker 2: It's so sad. One of these days we're all gonna know.
Speaker 2: I'm headed there faster than the both of you.
Speaker 1: Speaking of free things that you would get, they don't
Speaker 1: give you free things in the newspapers anymore, not that
Speaker 1: I've gotten a newspaper recently. I mean like they would
Speaker 1: almost give you samples of things, like right, remember the
Speaker 1: detergent you would get in the mask, and yes, I
Speaker 1: could use that in the bag, and in this newspaper
Speaker 1: bag there would sometimes be free stuff in there. Do
Speaker 1: you want to know how stupid I was? Yes, I
Speaker 1: didn't realize that. And this may have happened to other people.
Speaker 1: When you wash your clothes, do you use tide pods
Speaker 1: or detergent? Detergent, detergent? Okay, I was using tide pods
Speaker 1: for a sect and it didn't melt what it didn't
Speaker 1: melt where you put it. So that's the thing, because
Speaker 1: then I was also putting detergent like because then it
Speaker 1: was like this is stupid. Type pods are dumb. Then
Speaker 1: I bought detergent and then I would just go do
Speaker 1: quick ones around the detergent. I didn't realize you have
Speaker 1: to put it in the water and there's a dispenser
Speaker 1: in the top. I don't use the dispenser. Why I
Speaker 1: just put it right when you could throw it into
Speaker 1: the tub. But the tide pod you're supposed to put
Speaker 1: in the Yeah, well I have a one that opens
Speaker 1: like this doesn't top loader? Yeah, I have a top
Speaker 1: top loader.
Speaker 2: So you have a washing machine? Yeah in your apartment? Yes,
Speaker 2: like in your apartment.
Speaker 1: Yes, let me tell you pandemic deal BB well not anymore.
Speaker 1: They jack that price, but you still have to have
Speaker 1: a hookup for it. Yeah, they have it all. This
Speaker 1: is not something new I.
Speaker 2: Know, but most most apartments don't have their own washer dryer.
Speaker 2: A lot more do now, really new construction, I guess. Yeah,
Speaker 2: a lot of new buildings do because you get so
Speaker 2: much more for.
Speaker 1: It, so nice.
Speaker 3: I remember the first apartment I had with a washer
Speaker 3: dryer in it. I was so excited, and I go
Speaker 3: there and I get the apartment. I was so excited.
Speaker 3: I do my first load of laundry and the washer
Speaker 3: doesn't drain, so all of my clothes were in this
Speaker 3: bucket of water. And I called the woman and she goes, oh, yeah,
Speaker 3: it doesn't drain. You have to take clothes out and
Speaker 3: drive them. I'm like, what, why wouldn't you tell me
Speaker 3: that when I got this apartment, well, it's broken.
Speaker 1: So they sold it as a washer dryer. Then she
Speaker 1: refused for like two months. I'm finally like, I can't
Speaker 1: do this. Well that was like my old land lady
Speaker 1: who legit was like, oh, the AC's broken. I sent
Speaker 1: the part and so then I'm like, ma'am, that requires
Speaker 1: like a technician and she's like, no, it doesn't. It's
Speaker 1: probably an easy part for you to fix. So I
Speaker 1: sent a picture after she sent me the part that
Speaker 1: said if you do this and you're not a trained electrician,
Speaker 1: you will die. And she was like, I'll see what
Speaker 1: I can do. It never got fixed, you know, I've had.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, do you remember your very first apartment?
Speaker 1: Was it? No?
Speaker 3: It's actually very nice. It was in Tucson, Arizona. Who
Speaker 3: and it was four hundred dollars a month fully furnished.
Speaker 1: Wow. Yeah, great. My first apartment was Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go.
Speaker 2: That apartment was great, I mean it was it was
Speaker 2: a walk up and it was fine. But my second
Speaker 2: apartment in Hoboken was so old and it was right
Speaker 2: across the street from a social club. So we heard
Speaker 2: things social club, but it is like a hand handy place. No, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: you know it was a gangster place.
Speaker 1: Ah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like, why didn't you say that? Well,
Speaker 2: I don't know it was that it said social club outside,
Speaker 2: but it wasn't. They would sit out there in chairs,
Speaker 2: you know, during the day, and you know, every once
Speaker 2: in a.
Speaker 1: While to do the accenting. Yeah, right, every once in
Speaker 1: a while you'd hear something, were you in the mob
Speaker 1: or something, because you're very like just like odd about this.
Speaker 2: This apartment was a fourth floor walk up. It was terrible,
Speaker 2: and there were holes in the floor and there was
Speaker 2: a clear glass on the on the bathroom door.
Speaker 1: It was glass.
Speaker 3: You close the bathroom door and there was a wind
Speaker 3: there was even like that, there was a wind glass.
Speaker 3: It was supposed to be clouded, but like the cloudy
Speaker 3: wore off. So there was a window and on the
Speaker 3: door in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: So that was terrible. And then there was a checkerboard
Speaker 1: in the kitchen on the floor.
Speaker 2: It was terrible. And it was one of those railroad ones,
Speaker 2: so it was like a big loss. You had to
Speaker 2: walk through a bedroom to get to a bath. It
Speaker 2: was terrible and and yeah, and the appliances were not right,
Speaker 2: and it's just it was a It was an awful apartment. Then,
Speaker 2: you know, my next one had the prostitutes and drug
Speaker 2: dealers upstairs and had a leaky brown water coming through
Speaker 2: the bathroom. He had a pot over your head on
Speaker 2: the toilet. Things I learned and you probably learned this too.
Speaker 2: When you get an apartment, get the top most floor possible.
Speaker 3: You know, you can walk on top of it, so
Speaker 3: nobody either walks on top of you. And if there's
Speaker 3: a plumbing problem, the people below you have it exactly
Speaker 3: you don't have I know what. That's so true.
Speaker 1: You didn't do that, Oh no you did. But the
Speaker 1: people below you complain. Yeah, the people below me have
Speaker 1: complained that I'm too loud. Yes, oh really, yeah, but
Speaker 1: there she's an idiot, so it's my fault, I don't think. So.
Speaker 2: Now we've already discussed her. She better not be listening
Speaker 2: after what he said about her.
Speaker 1: It wasn't that bad. Yeah, what did he say? It
Speaker 1: was just me it wasn't that bad A horrible person
Speaker 1: she is? Oh my god, I never said that kind
Speaker 1: of Does she lead you nasty notes? She did leave
Speaker 1: me a note just saying that her quality of life
Speaker 1: has been diminished, diminished. Yes, and she's like, we hear
Speaker 1: things at nine o'clock at night, ma'am nine o'clock at night.
Speaker 1: That's her complaint exactly. Isn't even quiet hours? Is it
Speaker 1: hardwood floors? Though? I think it's like a I want
Speaker 1: to say it's more tile that looks like wood. Because okay,
Speaker 1: so she's hearing you your footsteps, Okay, I do have
Speaker 1: I do walk. My footsteps are quite heavy. I will say,
Speaker 1: I blame thump. I'm a thumper. Yeah, I come from
Speaker 1: my whole family.
Speaker 3: Is I would have complained about you my seconder. I
Speaker 3: can't remember which apartment, but my first apartment in California,
Speaker 3: I'm in there and I was a one bedroom I
Speaker 3: shared with another guy. He took the bedroom. I slept
Speaker 3: in the living room, and the woman above me was
Speaker 3: mentally ill. Oh no, so she would just walk in
Speaker 3: circles throughout her apartment for the entire for like all
Speaker 3: night and all day. And finally I'm like, I can't
Speaker 3: deal with this anymore. So I go up there, knock
Speaker 3: on the door, like she opens the door. And as
Speaker 3: soon as she opened the door, I looked past her.
Speaker 3: She had worn a hole through the carpet and it
Speaker 3: was just this path around her coffee table. And I
Speaker 3: think she was mentally allers in a house coat. Yes
Speaker 3: she was whether cats did not have cats, but she
Speaker 3: did have a house coat on it. And I just
Speaker 3: felt bad because then I'm like, I can't live here.
Speaker 3: And then they moved her. And then she came to
Speaker 3: my apartment door one day sobbing, like twenty years.
Speaker 1: You don't make me move, please, Oh my gosh. And
Speaker 1: you made her move. Yeah, I'm like, I need to sleep.
Speaker 1: I need to sleep. I couldn't deal with it in
Speaker 1: a living room, yeah, I'm like a pull out bed. No,
Speaker 1: I had a food time. How long did you sleep
Speaker 1: on that? I was a year. I lived like that.
Speaker 1: Tim lived in the back. Problems must have been unreal.
Speaker 2: US radio people do not do well with roommates because
Speaker 2: the hours are so opposite.
Speaker 1: It's just it's pretty bad.
Speaker 2: I mean, I I loved living with, you know, my roommate,
Speaker 2: because we were good friends. But the times. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: Like I was. I was doing overnights at that time,
Speaker 2: so I was going to sleep at seven o'clock in
Speaker 2: the evening, you know, and he's first getting home, you know,
Speaker 2: cooking right outside my door, because the kitchen was outside
Speaker 2: my door. Because that's you know, how this ridiculous apartment was.
Speaker 1: And I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just if you cannot live with somebody, that's probably
Speaker 2: your best bet.
Speaker 1: I Yeah, I don't live with anybody, and it is
Speaker 1: the best day in the entire world. Yeah, I lived
Speaker 1: with Josh. You and Josh. I love Josh. I live
Speaker 1: with Sam. I live with the best roommate out of
Speaker 1: those two, the better roommate, I guess that would be. Well,
Speaker 1: I wound up living with Josh afterwards, so so you would.
Speaker 1: He's pretty good.
Speaker 3: So yeah, I had the best roommate I ever had
Speaker 3: was Tom and it was because we worked totally opposite schedules.
Speaker 3: I would be getting up to go to work when
Speaker 3: he was coming home from work, and then vice versa.
Speaker 1: It was the best situation. We never saw each other.
Speaker 1: That was my situation with my first roommate, Jack's. She
Speaker 1: worked the night shift and I with Jack worked didn't
Speaker 1: you work here. This not the singer he didn't she Yeah,
Speaker 1: she used to work for Premiere, but she did nights.
Speaker 1: So then it was great because when I would come home,
Speaker 1: that's awesome. And then when you saw each other, you'd
Speaker 1: be like, oh, let's hang out, because you would very
Speaker 1: rarely see Yeah. And then I mean she got a
Speaker 1: boyfriend who lived overseas, so she was just gone for months. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's take a break and then we'll make fun of Andrew.
Speaker 1: Fair enough. Why we'll be back. Why right after this
Speaker 1: ed we're back? What are you making fun of me for? No?
Speaker 2: I just think that, you know, since Nate and I
Speaker 2: are here and we're kind of close to the same age,
Speaker 2: we should do some generational stuff and and oh boy,
Speaker 2: there were some stuff that you've never heard of before,
Speaker 2: you know, because you weren't alive in the eighties, like
Speaker 2: what I don't know, Dastard Lee and Muttley.
Speaker 1: Hey, how about how about we start humming the songs
Speaker 1: and see if he guesses it did that? Yeah, it's man,
Speaker 1: you get that. Yeah, Yeah, that's good. That was so good.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love myrsh I have one go
Speaker 1: damn chips. Yes, all right, but it wasn't didn't really
Speaker 1: want to like hum theme song. No, I didn't either,
Speaker 1: but you know, all right, well, let's I have a question.
Speaker 1: Do you wear robes? Never I went a robe? I
Speaker 1: never ever I have. You could I could see that's
Speaker 1: the person. She's old. Oh my, she's like three foot seven,
Speaker 1: she's size year old.
Speaker 2: I was thinking about Webster and Gary Coleman just a
Speaker 2: second ago because I was gonna hum those themes.
Speaker 1: So which one do you like better? Webster? Hold on? Dude?
Speaker 1: Webster does? Does it Instagram Live? He does? Emmanuel Lewis. Yes.
Speaker 2: Our friend Kubby was like, dude, you got to see this,
Speaker 2: and he sent me the link the other night, and
Speaker 2: there's there's Webster, manuel Lewis, Hey.
Speaker 1: Everybody, and he's just he looks just the same. He
Speaker 1: looks like Webster. And I don't have that syndrome that
Speaker 1: you can't age, well not age, but I just think
Speaker 1: you don't. He probably has a kidneything like Gary Coleman had.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know what he's got, but you know, I
Speaker 2: was waiting for him to say, ma'am what.
Speaker 1: I literally don't know? George?
Speaker 3: Okay, So in that show, he had the dumb waiter.
Speaker 3: He also had the things. I know what a dumb
Speaker 3: waiter is. What you do you remember when? I think
Speaker 3: it was the episode somebody broke into the house. Do
Speaker 3: you remember that one? And he was hiding in like
Speaker 3: the dumb waiter, and then he went behind the clock.
Speaker 2: Oh, yes, that was also in the in the like
Speaker 2: one of the opening scenes. Yes, the thing open and
Speaker 2: he was in there. And there's an elevator also, right,
Speaker 2: there was an that was the dumb inside of there
Speaker 2: there was an elevator.
Speaker 1: So cool, such a great shows what he was a
Speaker 1: sports guy, right, George Papanopolos? Who was the who he was? Yeah? He?
Speaker 1: I think he was a football player. Wasn't he had
Speaker 1: the mustache? Hang on? What are you doing? It's so
Speaker 1: much on you that I'm like clinging to the side
Speaker 1: of the frame. Slide over here, Scotty.
Speaker 2: And then I was I was watching Silver Spoons the
Speaker 2: other day. Silver spoons?
Speaker 1: What the hell is silver Spoon? Who Schroeder? You don't
Speaker 1: know who Rick Schroeder is. I don't know who Wroeder is. No,
Speaker 1: isn't he like n C I s he's in one
Speaker 1: of those things? Hang on webs true in the eighties.
Speaker 1: He was Ricky Schroeder and he was on a show
Speaker 1: called Silver Spoons. Who there?
Speaker 2: You know, the dad was was crazy rich and I
Speaker 2: just I'm also Alfonso Roberto was on Yeah, I have
Speaker 2: never seen this man.
Speaker 3: Alfonso Roberto was on that show. You know Alfonso, Yeah,
Speaker 3: from The Fresh Prince of bel Air. Yeah, he was
Speaker 3: on still silver Spoons. Great, and his name was Alfonso.
Speaker 3: So it's kind of weird when they used like the
Speaker 3: real name on the show. He was Alfonso on the show.
Speaker 3: This guy, Yes, that's really Harris.
Speaker 1: That's a guy's name. He did play football. Okay, do
Speaker 1: you know what I have that I think is gonna
Speaker 1: be worth a lot of money? I have two unopened
Speaker 1: pair of Easis.
Speaker 2: Why we're trying to we're trying to like shame you
Speaker 2: of old TV shows, and you keep changing the subject.
Speaker 1: Well, because it's just you guys just being like, oh
Speaker 1: do you remember Goofy Leit Goofy Latrod from the show.
Speaker 1: But Boopy Snoopy, Oh you don't remember? Here, let me
Speaker 1: sing the things just rag on him and then he
Speaker 1: was he was hey, it's just like Scary was walking
Speaker 1: and Gandrew's just yeah, it's just like SpongeBob SquarePants. But
Speaker 1: I'm like, I have no clue what you're talking than you.
Speaker 1: I only know a little bit because my kids watched it.
Speaker 2: And oh, I think Cooper's trying to be in the
Speaker 2: SpongeBob SquarePants play at school.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know there was a play. Well yeah, well,
Speaker 1: I mean there was one on Broadway for a while. Dude.
Speaker 1: Remember you were like, Eh, that was crap. Remember that
Speaker 1: remembered it was.
Speaker 2: On Okay, you made fun of it. I did, yes,
Speaker 2: because I wanted to go see it. And you're like, no,
Speaker 2: that's garbage. Okay, squid word Okay, you're just saying things now.
Speaker 1: Isn't squid word from that? From Yes? But it's just
Speaker 1: again krabby Patties.
Speaker 3: I was told I sounded like squidward. Does my voice
Speaker 3: sound like square somebody from that show? Somebody said you
Speaker 3: sound just like blank?
Speaker 1: Squid word? Uh, squid word? Maybe if you he has
Speaker 1: a more nasally voice, if you were a smurf, you'd
Speaker 1: be brainy. Is that what? Okay? Eighties? Great? Yep, time
Speaker 1: to go back. Why was there only one female Top
Speaker 1: of the Way time? Wait? Yeah, of that, let's get
Speaker 1: dark for a second on this one. If there's only
Speaker 1: one female smurf, it was a kids show. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't think smurfs were produced from sexual intercourse.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think so either. I think they came
Speaker 2: up from the ground rushroom were direfrom mushrooms thoughts. So
Speaker 2: do you remember as a kid going into the stationary store?
Speaker 1: What's a stationary store? The Hallmark store? You not really? Really? So?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you don't remember Goofy seven. Goofy seven
Speaker 1: had the best stationary Oh don't you remember.
Speaker 3: The commission Actually our paper ours was called the paper Factory,
Speaker 3: and I don't.
Speaker 1: I only remember this because my mom still tells the story.
Speaker 3: Those just came back out paper factories that they took
Speaker 3: over the Home for Home the paper fact kidding.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: So yeah, we went to the paper factory because my
Speaker 3: mom did calligraphy and stuff, so she needed supplies and calligraphy.
Speaker 1: What I know what calligraphy is.
Speaker 3: So prior to going I drank four cans of grape
Speaker 3: soda to the point where the guy's bringing a bucket
Speaker 3: us sawdust to get throw on them.
Speaker 1: Anyway, So back to where a pew kid, weren't you
Speaker 1: I wasn't a pew kid.
Speaker 2: I was just this sick kid constant and claims to
Speaker 2: remember like every time he's thrown up in his life,
Speaker 2: because every time four times.
Speaker 1: No, it's it was more than that. But I have
Speaker 1: a terrible fear of it. You probably threw up a
Speaker 1: lot in school.
Speaker 3: Uh not in school, But I actually hated throwing up
Speaker 3: to the point where I would do the whole I've
Speaker 3: got it down with science. To not vomit, try to
Speaker 3: It takes.
Speaker 1: A lot of just like and then the cold sweat
Speaker 1: comes and you know you broke it. Well, I went
Speaker 1: thirteen years without vomiting. I will keep track, I do.
Speaker 1: The last time growing up I threw up who no
Speaker 1: one likes it was sixth grade? Shut up and then
Speaker 1: that's the last time. No, And then I remember October ninth,
Speaker 1: twenty nineteen, was the I think, listen to you.
Speaker 3: I know it's I date terrible. Remember I was terrified
Speaker 3: of it. You remember it because I hated it.
Speaker 1: I have a It was two thousand and six, and
Speaker 1: I threw up again this year April fourth. The problem
Speaker 1: is, is a hurt.
Speaker 2: So bad, but then it finally feels so good after
Speaker 2: you know you know it doesn't.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it does. That's that's taste. Wretching. Wretching. See you
Speaker 1: you enjoy throwing it? No? Oh no, I do not.
Speaker 2: It's a really terrible, awful feeling. I try to avoid
Speaker 2: it at all costs. If I feel it, I'm like no, please, no,
Speaker 2: and I try to suppress it. Yeah you yeah, your nose,
Speaker 2: but then you just wanted yours.
Speaker 1: And then once you get the cold sweat, you know
Speaker 1: it's past.
Speaker 2: I don't ever want to do it because it hurts.
Speaker 2: It's such a painful process.
Speaker 1: And you're so scary. I would rather have such violent diarrhea.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, I grow up. Please. Yeah. By
Speaker 1: the way, I pooped in the box and it came
Speaker 1: back negative, congrats to me? Good for you? Or what? What? Oh? Hate?
Speaker 1: When I was gonna have colon cancers? Great, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk to Scotty now because it's something that
Speaker 1: he might know about. Old unless you've had hemorrhoids. Yes,
Speaker 1: so when I first started here, I had terrible hair.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show, Nate and Preparation H sent a
Speaker 1: whole box. Oh so I think I I have an
Speaker 1: internal one? You know what else? You have. What do
Speaker 1: I do for that? The beat us beatus.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna tap out of this conversation.
Speaker 3: It hurts when I go now, Okay, but I don't
Speaker 3: think there's anything back there.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I'm gonna I'm gonna ask a couple of questions. Okay,
Speaker 1: doctor Andrew, And does it hurt? Okay, that's a good sign.
Speaker 1: That well, not good, but that means probably internal when
Speaker 1: you wipe, does it hurt? It's not really, although there
Speaker 1: was a little definitely internal stop stop stop stop please.
Speaker 1: It was like, you need to use witch Hazel. This
Speaker 1: is crossing the line. Put it in there. It was crossing.
Speaker 1: So what you need to do is and Scotty Emphis advice.
Speaker 1: I think we need to start an Amazon affiliate program.
Speaker 1: You could join it and then any products you recommend
Speaker 1: you get kickbacks. But I use this spray because they
Speaker 1: have all those wipes. You know how they have those
Speaker 1: disposable wipes. Who's our audience. I'm just asking, Well, I'm
Speaker 1: talking to my friend right now. Yeah. You it's just
Speaker 1: a spray you spray in your toilet tissue. It has
Speaker 1: all the things that you need and then you just
Speaker 1: do it and it.
Speaker 2: Calls it toilet tissue?
Speaker 1: Where did you come from? You just went from I
Speaker 1: need to be excluded from the narrative to who calls
Speaker 1: a toilet tissue? On anyway, it's a spray that you
Speaker 1: spray on the toilet paper. But how does it get
Speaker 1: in there? Because it's in weight. It was like a
Speaker 1: piece of glass was stuck in there. Yes, ah, okay,
Speaker 1: so you need to use this. I'll send you the
Speaker 1: link please. And it's internal sotal help, yes, because it's
Speaker 1: using aloe and it uses all these different types and
Speaker 1: it absorbs in Yes. And let me tell you something
Speaker 1: which Hazel. It's such a funny name because when you
Speaker 1: hear it, you really just think like who makes it?
Speaker 1: I just think of like a large witch being like haha,
Speaker 1: isn't it basically just alcohol for the most part? Probably?
Speaker 1: Can we go back to stationary stores please? Yeah? All right,
Speaker 1: let's get away from this. Also, if we have an
Speaker 1: Amazon affiliate program by this time, go hit the link
Speaker 1: for the toilet paper spraying. Buy some hemorrhoid cream. It's
Speaker 1: it's not hammerh cream whatever. You should use it all
Speaker 1: the time.
Speaker 2: So, Nate, do you remember as a kid going to
Speaker 2: the stationary store, the corner stationary store, okay, and there
Speaker 2: was a display yeah, and there was smurfs like you
Speaker 2: could it was like one through hundred, and also matchbox
Speaker 2: cars and they would be yea in this thing and
Speaker 2: you would ask the guy, yes, can I have number
Speaker 2: sixteen please, and be like we're out of it. Damn it,
Speaker 2: you know, because I used to I used to stalk
Speaker 2: those things, and I'm I don't know, I just I
Speaker 2: vaguely remember that, yes, vaguely would go in and you
Speaker 2: would say, I want uh, you know, Baker, Smurf or whatever.
Speaker 1: He called him, stalker, the guy Baker. He was a baker. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was the baker. They called him.
Speaker 2: He was something else. It wasn't baker's, no, it was
Speaker 2: something that he had a tattoo on his arm. He
Speaker 2: had a heart tattoo on his arm. I remember, kind
Speaker 2: of badass for a baker. He was bad ass and
Speaker 2: a smurf.
Speaker 3: But yeah, but yeah, no, you have you had these
Speaker 3: displays the station were great had a tattoo. That lends
Speaker 3: to the fact that there must have been a tattoo
Speaker 3: artist Smurf who was like all tatted up.
Speaker 1: Get in the chair, get it. A can. Hey, Siri,
Speaker 1: do you think smurf ed had a tramp stamp? She
Speaker 1: definitely did. Who was the smurf that had a tattoo?
Speaker 1: I don't have an answer for that because there's something else.
Speaker 1: Just google it. She doesn't know you. Also fun facts,
Speaker 1: speaking of tattoo artists surf, there's also if you've ever
Speaker 1: seen cars, there's a TSA for the cars to get
Speaker 1: on plane, which implies that there was a car's incident
Speaker 1: that made them have to get extra security measures. Wait, car,
Speaker 1: the car is the show? No, the movie the movie? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so that means like do they have to take their
Speaker 1: tires off because somebody had like a fire bomb in
Speaker 1: their If you really look into it about how random
Speaker 1: the car's universe is, there's so many things like that,
Speaker 1: Like apparently there was like a car's hitler, there's and
Speaker 1: they all. If you go deep enough into where it is,
Speaker 1: you're like, how who who left all this open for
Speaker 1: things to be? Like an animator definitely just was effing
Speaker 1: with somebody at some point and just like yep, leave
Speaker 1: that there. Did you have a cabbage patch kid?
Speaker 3: I know I wanted one, but then I do remember
Speaker 3: my dad was like, why do you want one of
Speaker 3: those things?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think he thought I might have been uh huh.
Speaker 2: I remember my neighbor got one that fell off a truck.
Speaker 2: I remember that one. And then the only one I
Speaker 2: was able to get was a girl. And I didn't
Speaker 2: want a girl as a little boy, you know, as
Speaker 2: it is, I was getting a doll, you know. So
Speaker 2: I changed Gibson perfume. That's the truth, Yes, But so
Speaker 2: I changed the name. I sent away for a new
Speaker 2: birth certificate, and I changed the name because its name
Speaker 2: was Laura something or other and I forget the name
Speaker 2: I changed. It had burst every and each ass was signed.
Speaker 2: It said Xavier Roberts are on the ass. It smelled like,
Speaker 2: I mean, everybody did. Andrew I didn't. Well, because you're young, okay,
Speaker 2: you weren't born in the eighties. It was a huge
Speaker 2: eighties thing. Oh, I know we had Tickle me Elmo massive.
Speaker 1: Well, I had that too, if I remember correctly, you
Speaker 1: bought yourself a tickle me Elmo.
Speaker 2: No, but I had a again, we had to find
Speaker 2: back in nineteen ninety six when those things were that
Speaker 2: was you know, radio stations were trying to give them away,
Speaker 2: like if you got it if you got to tickle
Speaker 2: me Elmo on the Morning Show. That was like giving
Speaker 2: away a thousand dollars cash.
Speaker 1: But first, I think the first was Furby's.
Speaker 3: Wasn't that the first craze or maybe it did come
Speaker 3: before that, Yeah, yeah, but I remember nobody could get
Speaker 3: a Ferby in the local radio stations.
Speaker 1: They would due to Furbie giveaway and people would listen
Speaker 1: and try and call and win those damn things.
Speaker 2: I remember somehow the Morning Show got our hands on
Speaker 2: four Tickle me elmos and Greg t and I had
Speaker 2: to go drive down an alley and find this guy
Speaker 2: with his beat up van and he gave us this
Speaker 2: box that had four Tickle me elmos in it.
Speaker 1: And it gave or did you pay for him?
Speaker 2: This is the radio station must have okayed or whatever.
Speaker 2: So we just we had to pick it up from
Speaker 2: this guy. So we were the couriers, you know. So
Speaker 2: we picked it up in the alley and we're like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, and it was like driving with bricks
Speaker 2: of gold, Like you have no idea. Do you remember
Speaker 2: after Sandy when like the police were following the gas
Speaker 2: trucks because it was like gold, you know, and it
Speaker 2: was it was unreal. I felt like, I don't know,
Speaker 2: I felt like I was a band.
Speaker 1: In here for Hurricane Sandy. I wasn't, But I wasn't either.
Speaker 1: You wasn't You weren't Miami for school? Really? Yeah? It
Speaker 1: was the year before I came here. It's what's it
Speaker 1: been like ten years already? Yeah? Yeah, wow, yeah, because
Speaker 1: twenty twelve. I remember being in school and I remember
Speaker 1: we got the day off and they were like, yeah,
Speaker 1: Hurricane Sandy. It didn't rain, it wasn't bad at all.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, yeah, it's not gonna be that bad.
Speaker 1: And then it came up north and my, my, everybody
Speaker 1: else was like, yeah it was really bad. Yeah, Scotty,
Speaker 1: you weren't only in your what late thirties? Then shut up?
Speaker 1: But no, I was in my earlier mid thirties. I
Speaker 1: think he was just he's Benjamin buttoning it always Curmudgeony.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what was wed The day before that
Speaker 2: storm hit. I was at Adventureland with the kids at
Speaker 2: Pumpkin Park and they had a hurricane simulator as like
Speaker 2: in the arcade, you know, and I made a joke.
Speaker 1: I'm like, ah, we could just wait and go outside tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Why am I going to spend five bucks? You know?
Speaker 2: And then it was so bad and I see that
Speaker 2: post every year and I'm like, oh man, that was
Speaker 2: a terrible. Why don't just take it down because it's
Speaker 2: a it's a memory take down. Listen, if things in
Speaker 2: your life happened, you leave them because it happened. You
Speaker 2: don't just erase parts of your life.
Speaker 1: So if you ever were to make it on say
Speaker 1: like a show or something, you wouldn't delete anything from
Speaker 1: your Facebook A show. Yeah, like just say you ever
Speaker 1: were to go I don't know on because now they
Speaker 1: troll all your social media.
Speaker 2: Because look, anything that's out there is already out there.
Speaker 2: So if you try to delete stuff, it's out there.
Speaker 2: And yeah, but you can hide some of it. See
Speaker 2: that's the people have.
Speaker 3: Well that's the problem, I guess is people will dig
Speaker 3: far enough back that they'll.
Speaker 1: Find, yes, something in any event. Well he's like, it's
Speaker 1: out there, why not in any event?
Speaker 2: So it was it was you know, the gas stations
Speaker 2: were really screwed up at that point because there was
Speaker 2: no there was no power and most of them didn't
Speaker 2: have backup anything. Plus they couldn't get gas anyway because
Speaker 2: everything was all screwed up, And so anytime that there
Speaker 2: was a fuel truck like they were, they had police
Speaker 2: escorts because people were I don't know what someone thought
Speaker 2: they were gonna do. They're gonna hijack this truck and
Speaker 2: fill their car up, and I didn't know what they
Speaker 2: think they were gonna do, but they were getting You
Speaker 2: know these guys.
Speaker 1: Do you guys talk about heady topics on this show?
Speaker 1: What's heady? So? Have you read about what's happening in
Speaker 1: Haiti right now? Kind of like what you're destructing hetty?
Speaker 1: Or Haiti? Hey, Hetty? Topics about Haiti? What does hetty mean?
Speaker 1: Explain that one? Hey, Hetty is like, isn't this like
Speaker 1: a hot It's an old lady's name, Hetty. That's Headley. No,
Speaker 1: greg t has a grandma named Hetty? What is that
Speaker 1: short for? I don't know, Patricia? Sure, forget, I forget
Speaker 1: I said anything. Just can you go back and believe
Speaker 1: the last thirty seconds? No, it's out there. I don't
Speaker 1: even want to talk about it. I don't do a
Speaker 1: heady topic. What's that? I never heard of Hetty? I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I think I know someone with a grandma named Hetty.
Speaker 1: Just call it hot topic. Forget it? Forget?
Speaker 2: I say, all right, forgotten? Should we take another break
Speaker 2: and then come back right after that?
Speaker 1: Time? Is it? I don't know where's your thing? Ohnutes,
Speaker 1: we'll beat time and which time stand by? We'll be
Speaker 1: back right after this, everybody, and here we are. We're back. Interesting,
Speaker 1: if we do a live show, would you want to
Speaker 1: be on stage with us? Sure? That would be fine.
Speaker 2: Actually, don't think we ever actually introduced the show. Hi,
Speaker 2: I'm Scotty B. That's Andrew and Nate. Our guest is
Speaker 2: here on Benks today.
Speaker 3: Thank you for inviting me. Not the day of where
Speaker 3: you're setting up? Today's Wednesday, October twenty sixth.
Speaker 1: Isn't it so much fun? On this one? I enjoy
Speaker 1: bull chat because it's anything you just anything goes? Yeah,
Speaker 1: anything goes? Do you remember how? I don't. I've never
Speaker 1: seen it. You're only singing that because it was Indiana
Speaker 1: and Indiana Jones and Temple of Doom. Right, I never
Speaker 1: saw that movie. Yeah, he's never seen dress work either.
Speaker 1: Anything goes was a busby Berkeley, I think musical back
Speaker 1: in the buzz. You don't know this, you know so
Speaker 1: many old I Actually, here's I'm just gonna I'm gonna
Speaker 1: hill Bixby. No, who's bad? I'm gonna come clean on something.
Speaker 1: You have a lot of inside jokes about a lot
Speaker 1: of older people. So you're talking to me? Or does
Speaker 1: Scotti bee no to you? Okay? Like Robert Cole. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of them where you'll just say random things
Speaker 1: and it's almost like it's just your own inside joke.
Speaker 1: I have a joke about you where I want to
Speaker 1: hear it. Have you ever heard of Dee Dee Larreau.
Speaker 1: She was in Shades Above Miami with the line, oh
Speaker 1: give me a kiss, why don't you? That's you literally
Speaker 1: do that all the time with old movies. If you
Speaker 1: got the reference, it'd be funny. And de dealer is
Speaker 1: that's not a real person Monroe. That was a good example.
Speaker 1: Oh Moroccan moonset with the line, oh are you guys
Speaker 1: dressing up for Halloween? I want to I don't have
Speaker 1: a costume? Can I have a frosted shredded bit bite
Speaker 1: sized flavor of strawberry?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Wow? Oh? This is Tops? You know about Tops? Right?
Speaker 2: Yes, it's a grocery store chain. It was, well, it's Canadian.
Speaker 2: If I'm not mistaken, righty. We haven't in New York,
Speaker 2: but up state. This one, Oh yeah, that's the one
Speaker 2: you like. This is the one where so we had
Speaker 2: a time that says, I don't want that man?
Speaker 1: What was stroke? I don't want that man? Is your
Speaker 1: only one? There? You go?
Speaker 3: Oh, you need milk with these drying Well, I'm supposed
Speaker 3: to mix it in my mouth when McDonald's yesterday?
Speaker 1: And did you drink out of this? No? I poured
Speaker 1: in my coffee. Actually, I need this for my coffee.
Speaker 1: This is disgusting. What a blueberry question? What'd you get
Speaker 1: for McDonald's?
Speaker 2: I didn't Cooper needed the dumb pumpkin bucket, so I got.
Speaker 2: I got the happy meal with the dumb pumpkin bucket,
Speaker 2: and I got milk with it.
Speaker 3: Anyway, we had a Tops growing up down the street
Speaker 3: from us, and somebody was shot in there. Oh so
Speaker 3: then then everything what we tried to avoid talking about
Speaker 3: Tops is the one in Buffalo that was had.
Speaker 1: That really shooting. Well, there was one that happened in Eerie.
Speaker 1: Let's not talk about this, should we add at this? No?
Speaker 1: I'm so bad things happened and was it Tops? We
Speaker 1: just didn't know any way, my mom wouldn't let us
Speaker 1: go there. Oh what, well didn't that in Eerie, also
Speaker 1: the place of that documentary The Pizza Guy, the pizza bomber. Yeah, hey,
Speaker 1: didn't know about the thing around his neck? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: he was, that's what it was called.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the guy was so So the story goes turns
Speaker 3: out to be baloney that he was sent to deliver
Speaker 3: a pizza. When he went to deliver the pizza, the
Speaker 3: person said, hey, thanks for the pizza, and then said,
Speaker 3: all right, you're gonna go rob this bank, and to
Speaker 3: guarantee that you do, put a bomb around his neck.
Speaker 3: And then so he went to a bank, gave them
Speaker 3: a note that said I have a bomber around my neck.
Speaker 3: I'm supposed to get money, gave him the money. He
Speaker 3: got detained, oddly enough by my friend Chris. The cop
Speaker 3: put his hand Yeah, the cop put his handcuffs on him,
Speaker 3: had him kneeling in a parking lot, and then the
Speaker 3: time went off and it had blew off.
Speaker 1: Hold up, that was fake. That was real. I mean,
Speaker 1: it happened, but it wasn't. It was like a scam. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So then it turns out they're like, well, my this
Speaker 3: is so crazy. This person was told to rob a place,
Speaker 3: but he was in on it. No way, Yeah, he was,
Speaker 3: I guess mentally challenged and challenged.
Speaker 1: What is the term? Now? I'm sorry ill, I don't know. Yeah, regardless,
Speaker 1: I did not know that. Yeah. And then when they
Speaker 1: do the further investigation Netflix documentary, Yes, it was actually
Speaker 1: pretty good.
Speaker 3: When they do the further investigation, one of the women
Speaker 3: behind it had a body in her freezer, is what
Speaker 3: range story.
Speaker 1: And it all happened like half a mile from the
Speaker 1: radio station. I saw it walking in. That's terrifying, eerie
Speaker 1: something else. There was something else about Erie that seems
Speaker 1: like there's eerie happenings in Erie, Pennsylvania. All right, that's
Speaker 1: my news reporter, but more I'm Andrew Pagleasie see you
Speaker 1: at eleven mm hmm. I think that would be my
Speaker 1: good sign off line. If you had a sign off line,
Speaker 1: what would it be? I don't know. Yours would be
Speaker 1: have a good day, everybody. What do you say when
Speaker 1: you do the weather? Doesn't he say something? No, I'll
Speaker 1: mix of sun and clouds, some sun, some shade high
Speaker 1: sixty five ever said, shall smiles and frowls? No.
Speaker 2: Also, you can't say have a good day. After the
Speaker 2: eleven o'clock newscast, the day is over. Like when you
Speaker 2: go to the supermarket. There are times where I'll all right,
Speaker 2: so I'll check out, or I'll go to seven eleven
Speaker 2: or something. It's like eight o'clock, seven o'clock at night,
Speaker 2: Thank you, sir, have a good day?
Speaker 1: Already? Did Well? You just stop everything and look back
Speaker 1: at them and say, already, darre I did say that
Speaker 1: one time. And do you know what that person on
Speaker 1: the other end feels like, well, they're not thinking, so
Speaker 1: they probably have to be the one to call it out.
Speaker 2: No, but they're probably not. They probably don't feel because
Speaker 2: they're not thinking.
Speaker 1: They probably don't feel because they're not thinking.
Speaker 2: If you're gonna say have a good day at eight
Speaker 2: o'clock at night, I mean, unless you're dating, that really.
Speaker 1: Bothers you that much. You have to take time out
Speaker 1: of your day.
Speaker 2: Oh I don't take time, you do me. I'm walking out,
Speaker 2: there's no time taken.
Speaker 1: But you taking the time to go already did that
Speaker 1: is a planned out thing that you're doing in your
Speaker 1: head to almost be like no, I didn't know they
Speaker 1: were going to say that to me. No, whatever, Just
Speaker 1: think next time that somebody's trying to be nice. No,
Speaker 1: it's just it's just like it's just like when you're
Speaker 1: at the cashier they say, find everything all right today?
Speaker 1: No I didn't. Then they don't know what else to say,
Speaker 1: because no one ever says no, I can't. You are
Speaker 1: a nightmare customer, and I just know it.
Speaker 2: No, but these are things that they just they Okay.
Speaker 2: When the customer comes you tell them have a nice day.
Speaker 2: Ask them what they found everything that they were looking for.
Speaker 1: If they say no, there's no plan, yes, there is
Speaker 1: no Scott. It happened to me one time. There was
Speaker 1: I was opal.
Speaker 2: I was looking for the oatmeal, the bananas and cream.
Speaker 2: One they didn't happen to me one time.
Speaker 3: It didn't feel so I got the peaches and cream instead,
Speaker 3: and the girl said find everything okay today? And I
Speaker 3: said no, And she didn't even say another word to me.
Speaker 3: Just beep beep beep to ninety six.
Speaker 1: Please why ask if you don't care, just to know
Speaker 1: that's not how it went down. It is in my head.
Speaker 1: I'm picturing it going, did you find everything okay? No?
Speaker 3: Maybe she was scared of you so I wouldn't be
Speaker 3: rude I'm not rude, like maybe just you garbling or
Speaker 3: saying something on your but no, I'm I'm always very pleasant.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, I didn't and that was it, and
Speaker 1: they don't. It's not that's not nice, that's condescending. Well,
Speaker 1: how do you say no nicely?
Speaker 3: You could say no, actually I was looking for the
Speaker 3: bananas and cream blank?
Speaker 1: Would you happen to know where it is?
Speaker 2: I probably said that, but they don't know where it is.
Speaker 1: That's not what you said.
Speaker 3: They don't know, but they don't know where it is.
Speaker 3: They're beat beepers. They don't know where it is.
Speaker 1: They do know because the income. Anybody in a grocery
Speaker 1: store where's the blank? Doesn't care? People don't care anymore.
Speaker 1: You can't make that assumption.
Speaker 2: A lot of people just don't care anymore. I do care,
Speaker 2: most don't. Most don't.
Speaker 1: I know these things. I know these things.
Speaker 2: Why you're holding the microphone, you're holding the whole stand.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be that close to you now,
Speaker 1: all right, Maxie Priest, what who? I don't actually get
Speaker 1: that one, really, Maxi Priest. I want to be close
Speaker 1: to Okay, I didn't know who's saying that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, every once in a while when I'm listening to
Speaker 3: music like the eighties, I'm like, this song, I've heard
Speaker 3: this before, and I look at the band. I have
Speaker 3: no clue who it is. Yeah, Like there was a
Speaker 3: song called Wet Wet Wet or something like that. What
Speaker 3: it was like by a boy band, Wet wet wet
Speaker 3: vaguely familiar?
Speaker 1: Is it? Bump bump bump by B two K. We're
Speaker 1: talking around and let me see that sexy buddy go
Speaker 1: bump bump bom.
Speaker 2: I was trying to explain to my daughter the other day,
Speaker 2: how eight six seven five three O nine jenny, Yeah,
Speaker 2: remember that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: How they had a Nobody could have that phone number
Speaker 2: anymore after that song because everybody was getting called. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And I tried to explain that there were different area codes,
Speaker 2: so there were many many eight six seven five three
Speaker 2: on nines, Yeah, and nobody could have it now they do.
Speaker 1: I remember when the area codes got added, wait, area code,
Speaker 1: even when you weren't alive. When area codes got added,
Speaker 1: I've been around. I was when you had to add
Speaker 1: it to the like when you dial the number, Oh,
Speaker 1: you had to dial it, dial it.
Speaker 2: Well, that happens from time, but you you're not old
Speaker 2: enough to remember, like Wells five eight, seven oh three.
Speaker 1: What's that? You don't even remember that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, when I was really little, they still were
Speaker 2: using names. Really, yeah, there were some places that still Andrew,
Speaker 2: I'll explain it without being a dick.
Speaker 1: So this is gonna be hard. So you know what
Speaker 1: a phone is, dear, so you would dial it, so
Speaker 1: we'd call Sarah. She would patch you through back in
Speaker 1: the day, Andrew.
Speaker 2: So if you looked at an old like rotary phone,
Speaker 2: then they have it on push buttons. Also, you know
Speaker 2: how the numbers corresponded to letters. Two was abcis yes, yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 2: we all know that, right. So there were different like
Speaker 2: sections in towns, and what they would do with the
Speaker 2: first two numbers, for whatever reason, would be letters. So
Speaker 2: I remember in my town it was Wells five like
Speaker 2: seven two four three because it was like nine nine
Speaker 2: three something you had you had to convert the letters
Speaker 2: into numbers, so dumb.
Speaker 1: I don't know why they did that, but that got
Speaker 1: rid of this. That's why there were.
Speaker 2: Numbers on the phone, because that's how they told people
Speaker 2: to call, and you'd have to.
Speaker 1: Like, so, why do they still have the letters? Tell?
Speaker 2: Well, because you still have to call like one eight
Speaker 2: hundred lawyer. Yeah, you have to figure out what the number.
Speaker 1: I remember contests as kids or for like now, that's
Speaker 1: what I call music CDs. The first ones they would
Speaker 1: always advertise and they'd give you the number at the
Speaker 1: bottom and then it would be, oh, you could get
Speaker 1: this free disc holder if you call. Now.
Speaker 2: You know what always drove me crazy when they gave
Speaker 2: away when they gave out eight hundred numbers on TV,
Speaker 2: they'd say.
Speaker 1: Call one eight hundred lawyer. That's one eight hundred five
Speaker 1: eighty seven, four three two one. I was like, wait a.
Speaker 2: Minute, I wanted to remember, well, that number I would remember,
Speaker 2: but yeah, when I wanted to yea lawyer, I would.
Speaker 2: But if it was like, you know, dirty rag, dirty rag,
Speaker 2: dirty rag, just saying.
Speaker 1: Like how the person who's outside and cleans the window,
Speaker 1: he doesn't like that she uses a rag. It's a
Speaker 1: dirty rag. I guarantee you when you go you sniff
Speaker 1: the door after it's who sniffs doors? It's weird. That's
Speaker 1: the weather guy. That's the weather guy. Look, that's mister
Speaker 1: g or something. What's his name? What? No watch watch
Speaker 1: when he turns around. He's the old. He's the he's
Speaker 1: the he's the weather guy. That's him, that's the weather guy. Yes,
Speaker 1: I want him to come in here. I would honestly
Speaker 1: have no idea. Does he's child too, He looks like
Speaker 1: he's had a lot of blasts he has. I want
Speaker 1: him to come in. I wanted to come in. I
Speaker 1: can't remember his name. I think that's mister G. Does
Speaker 1: he want my seat? He could take my seat. He
Speaker 1: can have mine as like a weird nerdsm hold on,
Speaker 1: hold on, Oh my god, what was it like doing
Speaker 1: the news of the eighties. Yes, he was dressed like
Speaker 1: he walked out of a Yes, yes, mister G. Did
Speaker 1: he just come from the weather hiking experience? He just
Speaker 1: came from brunch. Telling you that's him. That's great. I'm
Speaker 1: so happy it's him now it's in my life. Think
Speaker 1: that that man at that door was that man? You know? Instead,
Speaker 1: if that is that guy, that you should be at
Speaker 1: the airport identifying people's faces. I agree you would. Way, Yes,
Speaker 1: that's him. That is not him. I'm telling you.
Speaker 2: If it's not him, it's another weather guy. Hold on,
Speaker 2: hold on, hold on home. I would love for it
Speaker 2: to just turn out that it's just some guy.
Speaker 1: No old New York weather man. Oh you're not gonna
Speaker 1: get any responses with that.
Speaker 2: Were we talking about? Sorry, meteorologist. You know you can't
Speaker 2: say weatherman.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you. I took a meteorology class in college.
Speaker 1: First of all, cheated my whole way through. But second
Speaker 1: of all, meteor like that science behind it is so
Speaker 1: insane that no wonder why they never get it right.
Speaker 3: I actually dropped out of a meteorology class because it
Speaker 3: was so difficult.
Speaker 1: So difficult is legit? A math major like got his
Speaker 1: master's in mathematics and I showed him the meteorol g
Speaker 1: math and he's like, this does not make sense. This
Speaker 1: is not math. It's very hard. It's too much.
Speaker 2: That was mister G the weather guy. Well, if you're
Speaker 2: from New York, you know who that guy followers?
Speaker 1: Does he at? I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm not looking at this thing. But he was wandering,
Speaker 2: he was looking for a bathroom or something like.
Speaker 1: He didn't I don't think that that is who you
Speaker 1: think it was. I'm telling you, and I'm actually even
Speaker 1: more excited that if we.
Speaker 3: Whatever it was, I don't want to hang with him
Speaker 3: because he gave us the double thumbs up.
Speaker 1: Nobody does that anymore. Sorry, nobody does that anymore. It
Speaker 1: does sometimes the double thumbs up with the smile. Yeah,
Speaker 1: what is he running? That wasn't him? No, all right,
Speaker 1: so there was a different weather guy. I'm telling you
Speaker 1: he's a news guy. Whoever it was. He had a
Speaker 1: lot of plastics, Yes, they all do. Yes, he had
Speaker 1: the Miami special. He's probably over at the AM station
Speaker 1: doing something. Did you ever notice that East Coast plastic
Speaker 1: surgery is different than West Coast plastic It's a difference.
Speaker 1: West Coast, I think, is more pulled. You could very
Speaker 1: much tell. It's all always a very pulled Look, what's
Speaker 1: the East Coast? Then? East Coast is more it's slights.
Speaker 1: There is the Miami nose job that I will say.
Speaker 1: It always is like a pinch. Oh yeah, and the
Speaker 1: facelifts aren't as noticeable what I feel. West Coast is
Speaker 1: always noticeable. Yeah, you could always tell when someone has
Speaker 1: had plastic surgery female male or both? Uh? Both? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: facelifts especially. Yeah, you've never gotten any botox or anything? No, no,
Speaker 1: would you ever.
Speaker 3: I've talked about, like when I get older, getting my
Speaker 3: my neck fat removed so that I have a more
Speaker 3: defined chin line.
Speaker 1: Huh jawl line? Is it hereditary? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I just noticed that in like pictures where my profile
Speaker 3: is I kind of have a little ball ba sea
Speaker 3: ball bae under under the chin sort of thing.
Speaker 1: But no, I don't really care at this point. Whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I'm just trying to find this guy. He
Speaker 1: was not He doesn't exist. He doesn't exist. It does.
Speaker 1: It's some random man who was just up here visiting
Speaker 1: a news guy. Did you see he did the whole thing.
Speaker 1: He's a weather Describe the whole thing he did. It's
Speaker 1: Sonny on the West and yeah, you know he did
Speaker 1: the whole hand thing. No, he didn't. He wants the
Speaker 1: two thumbs up and waved and he walked away. He's
Speaker 1: a news guy. I watched the news a lot. I'm
Speaker 1: telling you that was mister g We got to bring
Speaker 1: Grandpa back to the home in a little bit while
Speaker 1: he was out there looking for the bathroom. He's looking
Speaker 1: for the bathroom, out there to stalk him in the bathroom,
Speaker 1: probably wearing poise. When the podcast is full circle, it is,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go find him in the hallway. That's creepy.
Speaker 1: Why stalk him? Hey, are you a newscasterer? No?
Speaker 2: But that's just the thing. I can't ask him who
Speaker 2: he is because he is someone.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he'll introduce himself to you. He doesn't, but
Speaker 1: he shouldn't have to.
Speaker 2: That's the thing. He's a he's a nostalgic. Everybody knows him.
Speaker 2: I'll walk up to him and say, who the f
Speaker 2: are you?
Speaker 1: Know?
Speaker 2: You wouldn't know? You think that he's saying already did
Speaker 2: to a cashiers.
Speaker 1: Rude. You go to him and say, oh, who are you? No,
Speaker 1: he would, I know Nate wouldn't say it that way.
Speaker 1: He'd be like, Hi, I'm Nate woul Do you know
Speaker 1: you from somewhere exactly? And that would probably make his
Speaker 1: whole day and be like, does this any memory cloudy
Speaker 1: in the West Starborough? No, I'm telling you it was
Speaker 1: just until is mister G. That was mister G. The
Speaker 1: weather saying it. You keep saying it. Go introduce yourself
Speaker 1: to him in the bathroom. It's going to be real awkward.
Speaker 1: Have a great time to wipe him right. Thank you
Speaker 1: so much for listening. We really appreciated serial Killers PC
Speaker 1: dot com. He was wearing a bright vest right. He
Speaker 1: was dressed.
Speaker 2: He was dressed very brightly. Yeah right, the weather. He
Speaker 2: was dressed like a ray of sunshine. That's what they do.
Speaker 1: All right, We're going to take Grandpa back to the home. Now,
Speaker 1: Thanks everybody.
Speaker 2: What do you end that for? People love length? What
Speaker 2: are you ending it for? People love length?
Speaker 1: Yes? All right, well we appreciate you all. This is
Speaker 1: one of our longest step it is not. We've gone
Speaker 1: over an hour many times. Well not today. Thank you
Speaker 1: all again. Why are you trying to Why are you
Speaker 1: doing this? Call? We gotta go. I'm not driving you home? Then, okay,
Speaker 1: hold your car up, all right? No, because and then
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna sit here and all right until the
Speaker 1: next time.
Speaker 2: Can we just make a pack as soon as we're
Speaker 2: done right now, we're gonna go find the guy and
Speaker 2: there you're gonna go.
Speaker 1: Find the three of us. You're gonna go find No,
Speaker 1: it's a packed Oay, we're gonna we're gonna agreeing to
Speaker 1: We're gonna all right, we'll.
Speaker 3: See you Monday with an all new Serial Killers and
Speaker 3: then Wednesday a week from today with another ball chat.
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