WEBVTT - Bowl Chat - A Potpourri of Topics with Nate 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:03.760 You what which one is my volume? It's too loud. 0:00:03.920 --> 0:00:07.960 We started already. Hello, put your headphones on. I don't 0:00:08.000 --> 0:00:10.560 want to put them on because they're too fucking loud. Dude, 0:00:10.560 --> 0:00:12.960 Why do you gotta curse right off the back? That's 0:00:13.000 --> 0:00:18.400 me today? And why? Hello? Okay? That's better? What's the matter? 0:00:21.040 --> 0:00:24.720 You have to know? I know I have it, but 0:00:24.800 --> 0:00:27.639 it's getting worse and that sure is held in help. 0:00:27.880 --> 0:00:32.400 Sorry swearing? Sorry, I think keeps the mics hot. 0:00:32.720 --> 0:00:35.600 I think I need an ant also for what I 0:00:36.240 --> 0:00:38.400 I think I have. I think I have build up 0:00:38.440 --> 0:00:39.000 in my ears. 0:00:39.680 --> 0:00:43.000 That could be possible. Do you want me to look? Yeah? 0:00:43.120 --> 0:00:46.360 Do I have anything? You see anything? Little? Look? Sometimes 0:00:46.440 --> 0:00:49.160 I can go like this and it's not wax though, 0:00:49.320 --> 0:00:53.760 it's just crud. See look that? So what is that? 0:00:53.760 --> 0:00:58.240 That's disgusting? Not dry skin? House Scott. We've gone over 0:00:58.320 --> 0:01:01.080 this before. What is you? Well? Your body made out 0:01:01.120 --> 0:01:04.160 of skin? I under skin in your ears? What are 0:01:04.160 --> 0:01:05.720 you talking about? No? I don't want to sit next 0:01:05.720 --> 0:01:07.480 to him. I don't want to sit next to you. Good, 0:01:08.560 --> 0:01:11.959 you've created an island for yourself. How does that feel? 0:01:14.760 --> 0:01:17.840 You had a crumb on me? It's ears? It's this skin. 0:01:17.920 --> 0:01:18.600 It's dead skin. 0:01:18.720 --> 0:01:21.200 I don't believe. I don't believe, so I would have 0:01:21.240 --> 0:01:22.600 a test it in a lab. I don't think that's 0:01:22.600 --> 0:01:23.640 what it is. It's dead skin. 0:01:23.760 --> 0:01:25.880 Trust me. I asked the same thing. Chunks of dead 0:01:25.920 --> 0:01:29.360 skin in your ear? You might have skin there and 0:01:29.840 --> 0:01:33.319 my favorite with skin everywhere? Why do you think it's 0:01:33.319 --> 0:01:36.199 that dead skin? Because I clean it out in the morning. 0:01:36.400 --> 0:01:39.640 You don't. It doesn't make sense. Do you notice if 0:01:39.680 --> 0:01:43.600 you don't moisturize, Yeah, what happens? Your skin gets flaked, crushy. 0:01:43.800 --> 0:01:45.720 It doesn't flat. My skin doesn't flake off like a 0:01:45.840 --> 0:01:50.400 like a snake. Right, we talk about something else? Can 0:01:50.440 --> 0:01:51.960 we talk about it? Can we talk about things that 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:53.360 bother me? That people do in the bathroom? 0:01:53.640 --> 0:01:55.480 How come when I'm taking a dump, some guy comes 0:01:55.480 --> 0:01:56.520 in and brushes his teeth? 0:01:56.720 --> 0:01:59.720 What is that? I don't understand. Why? Why are people 0:01:59.720 --> 0:02:01.960 brushed their teeth in the bathroom at work? Andrew? If 0:02:02.000 --> 0:02:04.840 we're silent, will he just move to the next He 0:02:04.960 --> 0:02:07.240 just continues to talk, where's my straw go? And then 0:02:07.880 --> 0:02:10.720 somehow get to you like he'll he just he just 0:02:10.760 --> 0:02:12.720 continues to poke and poke and poke. 0:02:14.040 --> 0:02:16.760 Stop poking me, seriously, though, why do Why do people 0:02:16.840 --> 0:02:17.880 brush their teeth at work? 0:02:18.000 --> 0:02:18.600 I don't know that. 0:02:18.680 --> 0:02:21.519 I don't know. I think that's discussed. I have done 0:02:21.560 --> 0:02:24.000 it in the past, and I felt dirty in that bathroom. 0:02:25.280 --> 0:02:27.880 The water doesn't feel right consciously bringing a toothbrush and 0:02:27.880 --> 0:02:29.360 toothpaste to a bathroom at work. 0:02:29.360 --> 0:02:31.520 Maybe they have a dentist appointment later. They you ever 0:02:31.560 --> 0:02:34.000 do the fingering. I've done the thing. I've done the 0:02:34.040 --> 0:02:36.000 finger But why would you have toothpaste at work? I 0:02:36.040 --> 0:02:36.280 don't know. 0:02:36.400 --> 0:02:39.000 I used to everyone in a while, you eat a 0:02:39.040 --> 0:02:41.880 meal where it's really just swish to swish. It's not 0:02:41.960 --> 0:02:44.960 the same thing. You can't get stuff off of your 0:02:45.000 --> 0:02:45.960 teeth by swishing. 0:02:46.120 --> 0:02:48.359 I like in the mornings at five am, when I 0:02:48.400 --> 0:02:50.160 go in there to do my biz. I've just had 0:02:50.160 --> 0:02:52.600 a thing of coffee, so I'll put my head underneath 0:02:52.639 --> 0:02:57.160 the faucet, drink that water, swish and spit it out. 0:02:57.240 --> 0:02:59.000 Do you you'll drink I don't drink it. 0:02:59.040 --> 0:03:01.280 I don't drink it. I swished with it. It doesn't matter. 0:03:01.360 --> 0:03:04.120 He's in your body. Yeah, okay, Well I wash my 0:03:04.160 --> 0:03:05.079 berries in there, so. 0:03:06.720 --> 0:03:10.560 My raspberry berries. I wash my berries. Yes, they have charlett. 0:03:10.560 --> 0:03:13.240 Both know that if you're in Mexico and you just 0:03:13.880 --> 0:03:18.280 accidentally get some shower water in your mouth, you will 0:03:18.320 --> 0:03:19.200 get dysenterio. 0:03:19.280 --> 0:03:21.080 Some of those, yeah, but most doesn't believe it. 0:03:21.120 --> 0:03:24.440 Most of those resorts now they're filtered, most all of them, 0:03:24.480 --> 0:03:25.959 most of them, not all of them. 0:03:26.000 --> 0:03:29.400 The decent ones are all of them. Okay. He doesn't 0:03:29.440 --> 0:03:31.440 believe dead skin in your ear is a thing. He 0:03:31.480 --> 0:03:34.360 doesn't believe that you could get like some weird disease 0:03:34.400 --> 0:03:36.840 from water. I know you can. You won't drink out 0:03:36.840 --> 0:03:38.760 of this water machine here, I will. 0:03:38.760 --> 0:03:40.960 I make coffee with it, that water machine. I drink 0:03:41.000 --> 0:03:42.720 out of that water missione all the time. I always have. 0:03:42.680 --> 0:03:44.080 Coffee, guarantee. 0:03:44.560 --> 0:03:48.040 Somebody in that bathroom where you sip water to swish 0:03:48.080 --> 0:03:52.279 your coffee coffee breath, somebody has washed their balls. 0:03:51.960 --> 0:03:54.960 In that sink. Okay, I guarandamn, I agree with you. 0:03:55.160 --> 0:03:57.760 There's no doubt you're sink in the morning. Yes, because 0:03:57.800 --> 0:04:01.320 I'm gonna bring it up what you're sink your morning 0:04:01.360 --> 0:04:04.880 routine that you've told me about. Yes, do you ever 0:04:05.160 --> 0:04:08.000 like have water out of that sink all the time? 0:04:08.720 --> 0:04:12.600 So wait, you flop your thing on the onto the sink. 0:04:12.640 --> 0:04:14.440 I do not flop it onto the sink. Would you 0:04:14.520 --> 0:04:14.960 stop it? 0:04:16.000 --> 0:04:18.160 I do not flop it on drive the action if 0:04:18.160 --> 0:04:20.679 you If I'm okay, I can tell you four pieces 0:04:20.680 --> 0:04:24.440 of toilet paper, fold it up, neatly, present it on counter. 0:04:25.440 --> 0:04:28.320 Flop it's not flopping. No, it isn't. I just dab 0:04:28.360 --> 0:04:30.760 it until it stops and I I flush it. 0:04:30.839 --> 0:04:33.480 Just cares? Do you dab or do you just let 0:04:33.480 --> 0:04:36.200 it sit down and dribble a dab? The fact that 0:04:36.240 --> 0:04:38.280 you even put that on your countertie. 0:04:37.720 --> 0:04:40.640 Don't know what you're talking about. Is this an established 0:04:40.680 --> 0:04:41.360 thing on this show. 0:04:41.520 --> 0:04:45.320 No, we haven't talked about his. Uh listen, I don't 0:04:45.320 --> 0:04:46.080 want to describe it. 0:04:46.120 --> 0:04:47.919 I'm just saying when you get up in the morning, guys, 0:04:47.960 --> 0:04:49.920 mostly I'm guessing it happens to girls too, and your 0:04:49.920 --> 0:04:52.320 p first thing in the morning. Sometimes you still dribble 0:04:52.360 --> 0:04:54.520 a drip or two or three everybody, because you know 0:04:54.760 --> 0:04:57.200 you don't have it. It's important you don't get like 0:04:57.200 --> 0:04:58.520 two or three drips in your under the. 0:04:58.600 --> 0:05:01.200 Way I do the I push you do that? Yeah, 0:05:01.320 --> 0:05:04.800 you push behind the sack? What what you don't know 0:05:04.839 --> 0:05:08.119 about that? Oh? Please tell me, I've never heard of that. Wait, 0:05:08.200 --> 0:05:10.479 you don't do that. No, I just like just go. 0:05:10.600 --> 0:05:14.440 Do you like about you can help? You could poop 0:05:14.440 --> 0:05:16.400 if you do that now, because they have control of 0:05:16.440 --> 0:05:18.640 my sphincter. Okay, let me discribe it. 0:05:18.720 --> 0:05:20.719 Please tell me about the bag. I did it just 0:05:20.720 --> 0:05:25.800 a second ago. So here, yes, wait, I washed my 0:05:25.920 --> 0:05:28.960 hands all right in the water that you drink from. 0:05:29.000 --> 0:05:31.000 Idiot, I don't drink. 0:05:31.040 --> 0:05:34.960 I just wish that you garble barrier because I noticed 0:05:34.960 --> 0:05:38.360 I would get the little dribble that you're discussed. So 0:05:38.440 --> 0:05:41.839 what I do now is after I finish going, I 0:05:41.880 --> 0:05:44.760 will reach back there, not touch it. I will use 0:05:44.800 --> 0:05:48.839 my underwear as some sort of cover barrier barrier, and 0:05:48.920 --> 0:05:51.599 I will push behind the sack and it gets the 0:05:51.640 --> 0:05:52.680 last few dribbles out. 0:05:52.880 --> 0:05:56.359 Really try it, I try, wait to try it. You 0:05:56.400 --> 0:05:58.720 don't know about. This is young enough where he doesn't 0:05:58.720 --> 0:05:59.520 have to worry about. 0:05:59.279 --> 0:06:01.640 Hold on the other couple of little extra drips after 0:06:01.680 --> 0:06:03.479 you pee. Is that an age thing or does it 0:06:03.520 --> 0:06:05.240 just happen? It can happen, ten right, It can happen 0:06:05.240 --> 0:06:08.120 to anyone. But typically people that get older they have 0:06:08.160 --> 0:06:09.880 problems with going. 0:06:09.680 --> 0:06:11.440 Because I'm not going to stand there for twenty seconds 0:06:11.480 --> 0:06:14.360 and just know you don't have to shape who does? 0:06:14.680 --> 0:06:17.640 Why are you violently? There are people I have VPS. 0:06:17.920 --> 0:06:23.160 Yeah, vps's that violent pe syndrome where I just shake 0:06:23.279 --> 0:06:25.040 violently after to get everything out. 0:06:25.640 --> 0:06:27.480 I'm telling you what that you don't have to shake anywhere. 0:06:27.520 --> 0:06:29.600 If you do the push, if you just press up, 0:06:30.000 --> 0:06:32.039 it's like a magic button. There's a couple of drops 0:06:32.080 --> 0:06:33.880 of just and it's not done. 0:06:34.040 --> 0:06:36.960 Yes, why are you doing that? When you pee? I 0:06:37.040 --> 0:06:38.679 just don't because I don't want drips in my underwear. 0:06:38.680 --> 0:06:40.840 That's all. Well, I don't either. I we should just 0:06:40.839 --> 0:06:43.440 sit down when you pay. It doesn't matter. It still 0:06:43.440 --> 0:06:45.000 comes out of the same place. Yeah, but I feel 0:06:45.040 --> 0:06:46.040 like you'd probably get more out. 0:06:46.120 --> 0:06:47.640 Maybe I should just where it depends. I'm not even 0:06:47.640 --> 0:06:49.640 bother going to the bathroom, just piss myself all day. 0:06:49.720 --> 0:06:52.240 Honestly, one day you will get there. And I'm very 0:06:52.360 --> 0:06:55.120 much like anticipating you to be like what I just 0:06:55.240 --> 0:06:58.640 I'm so busy all the time. Old chat brought to 0:06:58.680 --> 0:07:02.720 you by poise. Yeah, what is that? Soys? I don't 0:07:02.720 --> 0:07:03.400 I don't. I don't buy it. 0:07:03.760 --> 0:07:07.640 Poises poisons poised depends the despire end. 0:07:07.880 --> 0:07:08.919 No, it's like discrete. 0:07:09.200 --> 0:07:11.200 Oh so you don't see the line, right, you don't 0:07:11.240 --> 0:07:13.760 look it doesn't seem like you're wearing a diaper, which 0:07:13.800 --> 0:07:15.560 is basically would you know that they had a sample? 0:07:16.200 --> 0:07:17.160 They give away a sample. 0:07:17.200 --> 0:07:19.200 It was like there was a commercials I call, you know, 0:07:19.560 --> 0:07:21.960 or go to depends whatever dot com and get a sample. 0:07:22.200 --> 0:07:23.760 I got a sample. I still have the box in 0:07:23.800 --> 0:07:25.920 my garage. I want to try it. I just want 0:07:26.000 --> 0:07:26.480 to try it. 0:07:26.520 --> 0:07:28.920 So here's the question I have on adult diapers. They're 0:07:28.960 --> 0:07:34.320 built more well, well, go to adult diaper talk. They're 0:07:34.320 --> 0:07:37.680 built more for accidental pe right. I don't think they're 0:07:37.720 --> 0:07:40.080 for pooh at all. They're for bladder leakage. 0:07:40.520 --> 0:07:43.200 Yeah. No, I think there's a different type for that one. Yeah, 0:07:43.240 --> 0:07:48.520 what is that call that one? I diaper? Yeah, actual diaper. 0:07:48.560 --> 0:07:51.200 I don't know what that one is, but yeah, otherwise 0:07:51.200 --> 0:07:53.679 it is a they have to have like an extra 0:07:53.760 --> 0:07:57.960 absorbent for that. There's probably people with some loose sphincters. 0:07:58.080 --> 0:07:59.880 I don't even want to. I can't like poop makes 0:07:59.920 --> 0:08:02.480 me grow, It's just gross. You you know I didn't 0:08:02.560 --> 0:08:05.200 change diapers with your kids. I did. I didn't like it, 0:08:05.240 --> 0:08:07.800 but I did it. Google that real quick. When I'm 0:08:08.080 --> 0:08:10.600 guaranteed adult diapers for poop. 0:08:10.680 --> 0:08:12.280 You know, while we're talking about poop and you're looking 0:08:12.280 --> 0:08:13.800 that up, you don't. You don't have a dog. 0:08:14.120 --> 0:08:17.320 But after you have a kind of have a dog Luna, 0:08:17.480 --> 0:08:19.880 do you pick up her poop? Yeah? So here's here's 0:08:19.920 --> 0:08:21.960 my thing. Oh, you've said this before. You pick up 0:08:22.000 --> 0:08:24.280 your dog's poop. You don't pick up other dogs poop. Right, 0:08:25.040 --> 0:08:25.760 it's stupid. 0:08:25.840 --> 0:08:28.320 It's not stupid, it is I don't want other warm 0:08:28.480 --> 0:08:30.000 poop in my hand through a bag. 0:08:30.240 --> 0:08:32.600 I can see the point. You're right, why would you 0:08:32.640 --> 0:08:35.240 pick that up? By the way, because to me, nice, yeah, 0:08:35.280 --> 0:08:38.560 you got. I hate people that have dogs and do 0:08:38.640 --> 0:08:40.719 not pick up after their dog. That is discussed. That's 0:08:40.760 --> 0:08:43.440 a horrible human foul. Yes, but I can't. 0:08:43.480 --> 0:08:45.320 I can't pick up other dogs poop, just like just 0:08:45.360 --> 0:08:47.760 like I have said, I could never have changed another 0:08:47.920 --> 0:08:50.680 child's diaper, Like I can't go to some other kid 0:08:51.080 --> 0:08:54.040 that maybe I'm just watching and clean out their ass. 0:08:54.080 --> 0:08:56.320 I can't do it. So if it's one that you 0:08:56.400 --> 0:08:59.320 need to get for I'm seeing they have it's you 0:08:59.360 --> 0:09:00.840 have to get the continents ones. 0:09:01.280 --> 0:09:04.400 Yeah yeah, oh, but in continents is also urination. 0:09:04.920 --> 0:09:08.280 Yeah, it seems like there's like layered ones. Oh so 0:09:08.440 --> 0:09:10.920 there's extra space in the back, yeah, because that can't 0:09:10.920 --> 0:09:11.480 be too tight. 0:09:13.040 --> 0:09:15.040 It's so sad. One of these days we're all gonna know. 0:09:15.320 --> 0:09:17.199 I'm headed there faster than the both of you. 0:09:19.520 --> 0:09:21.240 Speaking of free things that you would get, they don't 0:09:21.240 --> 0:09:23.240 give you free things in the newspapers anymore, not that 0:09:23.240 --> 0:09:26.040 I've gotten a newspaper recently. I mean like they would 0:09:26.080 --> 0:09:28.640 almost give you samples of things, like right, remember the 0:09:28.679 --> 0:09:30.960 detergent you would get in the mask, and yes, I 0:09:31.000 --> 0:09:33.440 could use that in the bag, and in this newspaper 0:09:33.440 --> 0:09:36.120 bag there would sometimes be free stuff in there. Do 0:09:36.120 --> 0:09:38.400 you want to know how stupid I was? Yes, I 0:09:38.520 --> 0:09:41.840 didn't realize that. And this may have happened to other people. 0:09:42.240 --> 0:09:44.520 When you wash your clothes, do you use tide pods 0:09:44.559 --> 0:09:47.840 or detergent? Detergent, detergent? Okay, I was using tide pods 0:09:47.880 --> 0:09:51.559 for a sect and it didn't melt what it didn't 0:09:51.559 --> 0:09:54.120 melt where you put it. So that's the thing, because 0:09:54.160 --> 0:09:56.600 then I was also putting detergent like because then it 0:09:56.640 --> 0:09:58.280 was like this is stupid. Type pods are dumb. Then 0:09:58.320 --> 0:10:00.360 I bought detergent and then I would just go do 0:10:00.480 --> 0:10:02.920 quick ones around the detergent. I didn't realize you have 0:10:02.960 --> 0:10:04.840 to put it in the water and there's a dispenser 0:10:04.880 --> 0:10:07.240 in the top. I don't use the dispenser. Why I 0:10:07.320 --> 0:10:08.800 just put it right when you could throw it into 0:10:08.800 --> 0:10:11.160 the tub. But the tide pod you're supposed to put 0:10:11.200 --> 0:10:13.640 in the Yeah, well I have a one that opens 0:10:13.679 --> 0:10:16.360 like this doesn't top loader? Yeah, I have a top 0:10:16.600 --> 0:10:17.240 top loader. 0:10:17.800 --> 0:10:20.600 So you have a washing machine? Yeah in your apartment? Yes, 0:10:20.720 --> 0:10:21.560 like in your apartment. 0:10:21.640 --> 0:10:27.199 Yes, let me tell you pandemic deal BB well not anymore. 0:10:27.240 --> 0:10:28.719 They jack that price, but you still have to have 0:10:28.760 --> 0:10:31.679 a hookup for it. Yeah, they have it all. This 0:10:32.200 --> 0:10:33.920 is not something new I. 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:36.960 Know, but most most apartments don't have their own washer dryer. 0:10:37.080 --> 0:10:39.920 A lot more do now, really new construction, I guess. Yeah, 0:10:39.960 --> 0:10:41.400 a lot of new buildings do because you get so 0:10:41.480 --> 0:10:42.800 much more for. 0:10:42.679 --> 0:10:43.480 It, so nice. 0:10:43.520 --> 0:10:45.760 I remember the first apartment I had with a washer 0:10:45.800 --> 0:10:48.800 dryer in it. I was so excited, and I go 0:10:48.880 --> 0:10:53.000 there and I get the apartment. I was so excited. 0:10:53.040 --> 0:10:55.760 I do my first load of laundry and the washer 0:10:56.200 --> 0:11:00.360 doesn't drain, so all of my clothes were in this 0:11:01.240 --> 0:11:05.640 bucket of water. And I called the woman and she goes, oh, yeah, 0:11:05.679 --> 0:11:08.360 it doesn't drain. You have to take clothes out and 0:11:08.480 --> 0:11:10.760 drive them. I'm like, what, why wouldn't you tell me 0:11:10.840 --> 0:11:13.400 that when I got this apartment, well, it's broken. 0:11:13.559 --> 0:11:16.000 So they sold it as a washer dryer. Then she 0:11:16.080 --> 0:11:18.560 refused for like two months. I'm finally like, I can't 0:11:18.559 --> 0:11:20.880 do this. Well that was like my old land lady 0:11:20.880 --> 0:11:23.439 who legit was like, oh, the AC's broken. I sent 0:11:23.480 --> 0:11:26.600 the part and so then I'm like, ma'am, that requires 0:11:26.600 --> 0:11:29.120 like a technician and she's like, no, it doesn't. It's 0:11:29.200 --> 0:11:31.400 probably an easy part for you to fix. So I 0:11:31.480 --> 0:11:33.680 sent a picture after she sent me the part that 0:11:33.760 --> 0:11:36.120 said if you do this and you're not a trained electrician, 0:11:36.160 --> 0:11:38.320 you will die. And she was like, I'll see what 0:11:38.320 --> 0:11:41.439 I can do. It never got fixed, you know, I've had. 0:11:42.040 --> 0:11:44.080 I was gonna say, do you remember your very first apartment? 0:11:44.120 --> 0:11:45.520 Was it? No? 0:11:45.559 --> 0:11:49.559 It's actually very nice. It was in Tucson, Arizona. Who 0:11:50.080 --> 0:11:52.520 and it was four hundred dollars a month fully furnished. 0:11:52.559 --> 0:11:56.440 Wow. Yeah, great. My first apartment was Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Okay, 0:11:56.440 --> 0:11:56.840 here we go. 0:11:57.280 --> 0:11:59.360 That apartment was great, I mean it was it was 0:11:59.360 --> 0:12:01.760 a walk up and it was fine. But my second 0:12:01.800 --> 0:12:06.400 apartment in Hoboken was so old and it was right 0:12:06.400 --> 0:12:10.000 across the street from a social club. So we heard 0:12:10.040 --> 0:12:16.319 things social club, but it is like a hand handy place. No, no, no, no, no, 0:12:16.360 --> 0:12:17.800 you know it was a gangster place. 0:12:18.040 --> 0:12:18.280 Ah. 0:12:19.200 --> 0:12:21.320 Yeah, it was like, why didn't you say that? Well, 0:12:21.320 --> 0:12:23.440 I don't know it was that it said social club outside, 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:25.120 but it wasn't. They would sit out there in chairs, 0:12:25.400 --> 0:12:27.559 you know, during the day, and you know, every once 0:12:27.559 --> 0:12:27.720 in a. 0:12:27.720 --> 0:12:29.719 While to do the accenting. Yeah, right, every once in 0:12:29.760 --> 0:12:32.440 a while you'd hear something, were you in the mob 0:12:32.559 --> 0:12:35.240 or something, because you're very like just like odd about this. 0:12:35.240 --> 0:12:38.640 This apartment was a fourth floor walk up. It was terrible, 0:12:38.960 --> 0:12:40.840 and there were holes in the floor and there was 0:12:40.960 --> 0:12:43.480 a clear glass on the on the bathroom door. 0:12:43.720 --> 0:12:44.520 It was glass. 0:12:44.720 --> 0:12:46.320 You close the bathroom door and there was a wind 0:12:46.440 --> 0:12:48.160 there was even like that, there was a wind glass. 0:12:48.320 --> 0:12:50.160 It was supposed to be clouded, but like the cloudy 0:12:50.200 --> 0:12:52.680 wore off. So there was a window and on the 0:12:52.720 --> 0:12:53.600 door in the bathroom. 0:12:53.640 --> 0:12:55.280 So that was terrible. And then there was a checkerboard 0:12:55.280 --> 0:12:56.240 in the kitchen on the floor. 0:12:56.360 --> 0:12:58.360 It was terrible. And it was one of those railroad ones, 0:12:58.400 --> 0:12:59.839 so it was like a big loss. You had to 0:12:59.840 --> 0:13:01.520 walk through a bedroom to get to a bath. It 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:05.240 was terrible and and yeah, and the appliances were not right, 0:13:06.000 --> 0:13:08.000 and it's just it was a It was an awful apartment. Then, 0:13:08.040 --> 0:13:09.920 you know, my next one had the prostitutes and drug 0:13:09.960 --> 0:13:12.400 dealers upstairs and had a leaky brown water coming through 0:13:12.400 --> 0:13:14.000 the bathroom. He had a pot over your head on 0:13:14.040 --> 0:13:16.960 the toilet. Things I learned and you probably learned this too. 0:13:17.000 --> 0:13:20.200 When you get an apartment, get the top most floor possible. 0:13:20.480 --> 0:13:21.640 You know, you can walk on top of it, so 0:13:21.720 --> 0:13:23.400 nobody either walks on top of you. And if there's 0:13:23.440 --> 0:13:26.040 a plumbing problem, the people below you have it exactly 0:13:26.040 --> 0:13:28.240 you don't have I know what. That's so true. 0:13:28.440 --> 0:13:30.240 You didn't do that, Oh no you did. But the 0:13:30.240 --> 0:13:32.440 people below you complain. Yeah, the people below me have 0:13:32.480 --> 0:13:35.440 complained that I'm too loud. Yes, oh really, yeah, but 0:13:35.480 --> 0:13:39.720 there she's an idiot, so it's my fault, I don't think. So. 0:13:39.880 --> 0:13:41.880 Now we've already discussed her. She better not be listening 0:13:41.920 --> 0:13:42.920 after what he said about her. 0:13:43.080 --> 0:13:45.240 It wasn't that bad. Yeah, what did he say? It 0:13:45.320 --> 0:13:47.160 was just me it wasn't that bad A horrible person 0:13:47.160 --> 0:13:49.240 she is? Oh my god, I never said that kind 0:13:49.280 --> 0:13:51.319 of Does she lead you nasty notes? She did leave 0:13:51.320 --> 0:13:53.360 me a note just saying that her quality of life 0:13:53.400 --> 0:13:57.200 has been diminished, diminished. Yes, and she's like, we hear 0:13:57.280 --> 0:14:00.319 things at nine o'clock at night, ma'am nine o'clock at night. 0:14:00.559 --> 0:14:03.320 That's her complaint exactly. Isn't even quiet hours? Is it 0:14:03.360 --> 0:14:06.920 hardwood floors? Though? I think it's like a I want 0:14:06.920 --> 0:14:10.120 to say it's more tile that looks like wood. Because okay, 0:14:10.200 --> 0:14:14.120 so she's hearing you your footsteps, Okay, I do have 0:14:14.320 --> 0:14:17.440 I do walk. My footsteps are quite heavy. I will say, 0:14:17.880 --> 0:14:22.040 I blame thump. I'm a thumper. Yeah, I come from 0:14:22.080 --> 0:14:22.800 my whole family. 0:14:22.880 --> 0:14:25.960 Is I would have complained about you my seconder. I 0:14:25.960 --> 0:14:28.840 can't remember which apartment, but my first apartment in California, 0:14:29.200 --> 0:14:31.280 I'm in there and I was a one bedroom I 0:14:31.320 --> 0:14:33.840 shared with another guy. He took the bedroom. I slept 0:14:33.840 --> 0:14:36.760 in the living room, and the woman above me was 0:14:36.880 --> 0:14:40.560 mentally ill. Oh no, so she would just walk in 0:14:40.720 --> 0:14:44.240 circles throughout her apartment for the entire for like all 0:14:44.320 --> 0:14:46.160 night and all day. And finally I'm like, I can't 0:14:46.160 --> 0:14:48.360 deal with this anymore. So I go up there, knock 0:14:48.400 --> 0:14:51.520 on the door, like she opens the door. And as 0:14:51.600 --> 0:14:53.280 soon as she opened the door, I looked past her. 0:14:53.320 --> 0:14:56.040 She had worn a hole through the carpet and it 0:14:56.120 --> 0:14:58.840 was just this path around her coffee table. And I 0:14:58.880 --> 0:15:02.120 think she was mentally allers in a house coat. Yes 0:15:02.160 --> 0:15:05.000 she was whether cats did not have cats, but she 0:15:05.000 --> 0:15:06.400 did have a house coat on it. And I just 0:15:06.400 --> 0:15:08.160 felt bad because then I'm like, I can't live here. 0:15:08.200 --> 0:15:10.360 And then they moved her. And then she came to 0:15:10.400 --> 0:15:13.200 my apartment door one day sobbing, like twenty years. 0:15:13.200 --> 0:15:16.200 You don't make me move, please, Oh my gosh. And 0:15:16.280 --> 0:15:19.640 you made her move. Yeah, I'm like, I need to sleep. 0:15:19.880 --> 0:15:21.960 I need to sleep. I couldn't deal with it in 0:15:21.960 --> 0:15:24.920 a living room, yeah, I'm like a pull out bed. No, 0:15:25.000 --> 0:15:27.680 I had a food time. How long did you sleep 0:15:27.680 --> 0:15:29.720 on that? I was a year. I lived like that. 0:15:30.760 --> 0:15:33.320 Tim lived in the back. Problems must have been unreal. 0:15:33.960 --> 0:15:36.480 US radio people do not do well with roommates because 0:15:36.520 --> 0:15:38.280 the hours are so opposite. 0:15:38.800 --> 0:15:39.920 It's just it's pretty bad. 0:15:39.960 --> 0:15:42.440 I mean, I I loved living with, you know, my roommate, 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:46.080 because we were good friends. But the times. Oh my god, 0:15:46.080 --> 0:15:48.240 Like I was. I was doing overnights at that time, 0:15:48.280 --> 0:15:50.720 so I was going to sleep at seven o'clock in 0:15:50.760 --> 0:15:53.000 the evening, you know, and he's first getting home, you know, 0:15:53.040 --> 0:15:55.400 cooking right outside my door, because the kitchen was outside 0:15:55.440 --> 0:15:58.400 my door. Because that's you know, how this ridiculous apartment was. 0:15:58.880 --> 0:15:59.960 And I don't know. 0:16:00.080 --> 0:16:02.640 I just if you cannot live with somebody, that's probably 0:16:02.640 --> 0:16:03.640 your best bet. 0:16:03.880 --> 0:16:06.120 I Yeah, I don't live with anybody, and it is 0:16:06.160 --> 0:16:08.040 the best day in the entire world. Yeah, I lived 0:16:08.040 --> 0:16:09.960 with Josh. You and Josh. I love Josh. I live 0:16:10.040 --> 0:16:12.600 with Sam. I live with the best roommate out of 0:16:12.640 --> 0:16:15.320 those two, the better roommate, I guess that would be. Well, 0:16:15.360 --> 0:16:18.240 I wound up living with Josh afterwards, so so you would. 0:16:18.320 --> 0:16:18.920 He's pretty good. 0:16:20.440 --> 0:16:23.640 So yeah, I had the best roommate I ever had 0:16:24.320 --> 0:16:27.880 was Tom and it was because we worked totally opposite schedules. 0:16:27.880 --> 0:16:29.360 I would be getting up to go to work when 0:16:29.400 --> 0:16:32.480 he was coming home from work, and then vice versa. 0:16:32.600 --> 0:16:34.240 It was the best situation. We never saw each other. 0:16:34.360 --> 0:16:37.280 That was my situation with my first roommate, Jack's. She 0:16:37.400 --> 0:16:39.680 worked the night shift and I with Jack worked didn't 0:16:39.720 --> 0:16:43.360 you work here. This not the singer he didn't she Yeah, 0:16:43.480 --> 0:16:46.200 she used to work for Premiere, but she did nights. 0:16:46.400 --> 0:16:48.600 So then it was great because when I would come home, 0:16:48.920 --> 0:16:52.000 that's awesome. And then when you saw each other, you'd 0:16:52.040 --> 0:16:53.960 be like, oh, let's hang out, because you would very 0:16:54.040 --> 0:16:55.440 rarely see Yeah. And then I mean she got a 0:16:55.440 --> 0:16:58.960 boyfriend who lived overseas, so she was just gone for months. Yeah, 0:16:59.080 --> 0:17:01.040 let's take a break and then we'll make fun of Andrew. 0:17:02.280 --> 0:17:06.560 Fair enough. Why we'll be back. Why right after this 0:17:11.119 --> 0:17:13.080 ed we're back? What are you making fun of me for? No? 0:17:13.119 --> 0:17:14.520 I just think that, you know, since Nate and I 0:17:14.560 --> 0:17:16.160 are here and we're kind of close to the same age, 0:17:16.160 --> 0:17:18.600 we should do some generational stuff and and oh boy, 0:17:18.680 --> 0:17:20.800 there were some stuff that you've never heard of before, 0:17:20.840 --> 0:17:22.679 you know, because you weren't alive in the eighties, like 0:17:22.760 --> 0:17:24.439 what I don't know, Dastard Lee and Muttley. 0:17:24.480 --> 0:17:27.440