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Speaker 1: and I'll be watching it is clover, how do you know?

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Speaker 2: Sorry? Enjoy? What is the worst possible glitch that you

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Speaker 3: You can't see your screen anymore.

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Speaker 2: Whatever it is that you're thinking of right now, whatever

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Speaker 2: it is, this one is worse than anything possible, because

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Speaker 2: more than a few people online have been upset claiming

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Speaker 2: Apple's newest iPhone update has somehow resurrected their old deleted nudes.

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Speaker 4: No wait, hold on, that can happen.

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Speaker 2: People say, Hey, naughty photos that they deleted years ago

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Speaker 4: After you empty the trash and you do all the

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Speaker 4: things and it's all gone, it's still.

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Speaker 2: Coming right back to the top of their photo gallon.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, you are. There are people panicking right

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Speaker 4: now listening to this, Are people hearing from their axes.

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Speaker 2: Did you forget about this photo?

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Speaker 5: Well?

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Speaker 2: Apple sure didn't.

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Speaker 4: It's it's kind of like down.

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Speaker 2: It's like when you put on a jacket and find

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Speaker 2: except instead of cash, it's a blurry bathroom photo of

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I forgot about that.

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Speaker 2: So normally, if you delete a photo off of your phone,

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Speaker 2: it goes into your trash for a month before it's

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Speaker 2: if the data really is coming back from the dead,

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Speaker 2: this could be a major problem for Apple and for brook.

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Speaker 1: Brook.

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Speaker 2: Why don't you open and show jose your gallery? Really

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Speaker 2: see what pops up?

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Speaker 3: I can tell you softball in camp?

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Speaker 2: Those are not you know what, This is a bad idea.

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Speaker 4: Let's move on. Put the phone, put the phone down

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Speaker 4: into it.

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Speaker 6: We gotta move on.

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Speaker 2: I don't no, we would give us something to distract you.

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Speaker 6: It's time for me to take you way back to

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Speaker 6: a crazy time when the hair was big, shoulder pads

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Speaker 6: Bill Cosby. Oh I'm talking about the nineteen eighties. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: thank Jeffery. That on this day. In nineteen eighty, the

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Speaker 6: very first pac Man arcade machine was installed in the

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Speaker 6: Japanese movie theater. But back then he was called puck

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Speaker 6: Man because he looked like a hockey fot makes sense.

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Speaker 6: But when he came to America, they thought, hey, if

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Speaker 3: Unsavory mon.

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Speaker 4: That was more for thought that I would.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, that's right. So pac Man was born, and he

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Speaker 6: video games. And that's why today, to celebrate that hungry

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Speaker 6: little puck video game Day, we'll be doing a special

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Speaker 6: Most Famous Video Game Characters edition of blenty of twenty.

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Speaker 6: I have a list of the top twenty most iconic

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Speaker 6: You just have to name them to stay in the game.

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Speaker 6: Let's start with the woman whose exes all look like Wallauigi.

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Speaker 6: That's Alexis Alexi's top twenty most iconic video game characters

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Speaker 6: according to a poll. Go ahead and name it.

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Speaker 7: Okay, Well, I'm not gonna last long in this, so

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Speaker 7: I'm gonna take the easy one now and say Mario.

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Speaker 6: Mario number two on my Yes, iconic is the descriptor

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Speaker 6: according to all. Let's go to Brook.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna follow it Alexis's footsteps, because this is

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Speaker 6: Luigi is number fourteen on my No, it's not all Nintendo.

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Speaker 6: This is a wide swath of games, all video games.

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Speaker 6: Hose you play video games? Yes, stream, well it's your turn.

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Speaker 3: Please Lord tell me we have Halo fans. And master

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Speaker 6: Master Chief is number seven on my own.

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Speaker 4: That is not even part of my vocabulary.

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Speaker 2: These are all g rated video games that are on it.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, kid friendly.

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Speaker 6: There's some violence in here, but yeah, mostly kid friendly.

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Speaker 6: Master Chief's got a gun.

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Speaker 2: Let me take the ones that are not from that.

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Speaker 6: I don't want to read your list at.

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Speaker 2: All, and I guess I'll go stick with the Nintendo

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Speaker 4: That's good, Donkey Kong.

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Speaker 6: It's number nine nine on my list. Who's up there? Two, seven, nine,

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Speaker 7: All right, I don't know what they're in, but like

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Speaker 7: it's just a name I know is Zelda.

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Speaker 4: They're in Zelda.

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Speaker 6: Oh you're gonna say Zelda.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not the yas that's the name of the game.

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Speaker 6: Zelda is not on my list. Zelda is the name

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Speaker 3: Can I use it.

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Speaker 6: That's not your turn, Jose. Let's go over to Brooks.

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Speaker 4: God, I wrote down Zelda to.

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Speaker 3: Prince the list.

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Speaker 6: It's a Frankenstein doctor Frankenstein situation there.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, Okay, give me Sonic the Hedgehog.

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Speaker 6: Sonic the Hedgehog. It's number three on my list.

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Speaker 3: That's the ones I couldn't think of.

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Speaker 6: Jose. It's your turn.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with the name of Zelda, and that's Link.

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Speaker 2: Well, I know, back in the days, I would always

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm thinking, who was the character.

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Speaker 6: The main block?

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Speaker 2: Gives me the Tetris block.

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Speaker 4: They're talking the square, the square of the six, I

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Speaker 4: I mean the straight line is where it's at.

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Speaker 2: You just want to lay, but it never comes when

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Speaker 6: The Z shaped Tetris block is number twenty one on

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Speaker 4: Can we say pac Man? I didn't know how that

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Speaker 6: I had try try Bron try and say pac Man.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna say, miss pac Man, Thank you Brook.

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Speaker 6: That's number five on the list. Nice Jose, We're back

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Speaker 3: I was gonna ask, can we say pac Man?

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Speaker 6: Because Jose, I swear to God, try I try to

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Speaker 4: I think he already said it was the list.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna go Bowser Bowser, number seventeen on my us.

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Speaker 6: Back to Brook. We're sudden death now.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna go with Princess Peach.

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Speaker 6: Princess Peach number eighteen on my list. We're still in

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Speaker 6: Sudden Death. Silver saved still available, Jose oh Man.

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Speaker 8: Just because it was my favorite game, I'm gonna go

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Speaker 8: with the Teenage Mutan Ninja Turtles.

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Speaker 6: The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles did not make the top

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Speaker 6: What does edition have?

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Speaker 4: Plenty of twenty video game of my life.

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Speaker 6: There were some tough ones on this list. It was

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Speaker 6: a very tough list. Number one number one Angeline and

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Speaker 6: Number four in the list was pac Man. I was

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Speaker 6: I swear we can say he was there. Pikachu number eight.

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Speaker 6: Crash Bandicoot made the top ten. Cloud Strive from Final

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I forgot the video.

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Speaker 6: and Steve from Minecraft was number twenty. See He's from Minecraft?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, Brooke got the video game trivia right against

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Speaker 4: He just read that list and it literally sounded like

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Speaker 2: So you get to choose you to get shocked today, Brooke,

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Speaker 4: I choose Hose.

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Speaker 2: They finished him.

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Speaker 3: I like big butts and I can not lie you.

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Speaker 8: When a girl walks in win anybody Way Center routing

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Speaker 2: Oh game over, Jose. Sorry, that is your shock collar

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Speaker 9: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: In order to get what you want from someone, sometimes

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, jeff Oh no, we do it here all

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Speaker 4: What do you want?

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Speaker 2: Like when we want Jose to show up to work

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Speaker 2: on time, we tell him his twitch streamers are gonna

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Speaker 10: Yes, I'm gonna spend the night in the studio.

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Speaker 4: Then that he's only thirty five minutes late for that exactly.

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Speaker 2: Or when Digital Jake tells Brook that we have to

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Speaker 2: really have to do videos. He just says that shows

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Speaker 2: to actually put on makeup and stop scaring the rest of.

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Speaker 4: The office jokes on you still have a shower in

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Speaker 2: Well, we're gonna need some serious mental manipulation for our

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Speaker 4: During What's on your Mind makeup free.

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Speaker 2: Well, Brooke, we're gonna film this. I would go reapply

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Speaker 2: What's on your Mind right now.

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Speaker 2: You know, if you really think about it, we have

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Speaker 2: you feel bad about that? Clearly my head is in

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Speaker 2: a great space this morning. What's on your Mind where

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Speaker 4: Let's go over to Brooknyah, I've had two of them

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Speaker 4: that have kicked me.

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Speaker 2: What's on your mind?

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Speaker 4: Well, actually, what's on your mind is about my daughter

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Speaker 4: Well, no, I need to go move him sometimes soon,

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Speaker 4: I've been scared to go back, but I have a

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Speaker 4: Is he an old shirt?

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Speaker 2: It sounds like he's missing teeth.

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Speaker 4: Okay, it's from my hometown.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and he wants people to hear him. It sounded

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Speaker 4: And you had to ask him.

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Speaker 2: Well, he's like, hey, come over here. So I'm trapped

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Speaker 4: Ten dollars eggs.

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Speaker 2: Well, so if he showed you before he robbed you,

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Speaker 4: That's from Sarah, Oh twenty o'clock or No. Seven twenty

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Speaker 2: Another text says, what's on my mind. I'm going on

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Speaker 2: what's your secret to sneaking the booze into that?

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Speaker 4: You can put anything into a Caprice sun after.

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Speaker 2: A hot tip And one more text says so right now,

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Speaker 2: I'm on a Brook and Jeffrey Binge on Spotify. I've

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Speaker 2: Every time Jeffrey says something a little off kilter, it

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Speaker 2: whenever she doesn't quite get something. Jose always adds in

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Speaker 2: When you guys gang up on Brook we got at

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Speaker 4: That's nice.

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Speaker 2: So you're saying, yeah, we're gonna do more of that today.

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Speaker 9: Two brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 2: The couple then ended up together on The Last Bachelor

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Speaker 2: got a combined total of two point six million followers.

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Speaker 3: Wow, that's a lot. Is even more money?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Sure, The winners of Love Island added three point three

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Speaker 2: million followers, But on this show, the most recent champion

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Speaker 2: of Battle of the Tinder Dates lost fourteen followers. Oh sorry, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it definitely won't make you famous, but you'll be the

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Speaker 2: all of our listeners. Whose disastrous love life is the

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Speaker 9: Hopeless one dating app Then dares you, guys swipe right?

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Speaker 9: The question is whose love life is more tragic?

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Speaker 6: It's Battle of the Tinder Dates.

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Speaker 2: It's the dating game show that's teaching a preschool class

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Speaker 2: Battle of the Tender Dates, where two of our listeners

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Speaker 2: We'll explain the rules in just a second. First, let's

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Speaker 4: He's so many.

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Speaker 2: In the other corner, his dating profile lets all the

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Speaker 2: Here's how the game works. One contestant will start by

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Speaker 5: Okay, So I met a girl on tender go out

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Speaker 2: Like reorganize something.

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Speaker 8: Oh did she make the pressure hard? Because I hate

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Speaker 4: you just got done.

448
00:21:23,240 --> 00:21:24,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, what did she do?

449
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,280
Speaker 5: She kind of ended up doing the opposite of fixing

450
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,840
Speaker 5: the pressure. She took the shower handle.

451
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:33,200
Speaker 4: What he like, took it off and took it with her.

452
00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:36,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, she just took it. She left a note, he said,

453
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:39,880
Speaker 5: stop wasting the water. You're killing the seals. I'll give

454
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:42,359
Speaker 5: it back if you promised de bait only once a week.

455
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:46,760
Speaker 2: Gosh, she likes a dirty boy.

456
00:21:46,960 --> 00:21:53,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's using her powers for good, all right, she

457
00:21:53,359 --> 00:21:53,840
Speaker 4: really is.

458
00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:54,240
Speaker 2: Alex.

459
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:58,000
Speaker 13: You sas at a bar and my date and I

460
00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:02,080
Speaker 13: wanted to play darts. So she was just the worst

461
00:22:02,320 --> 00:22:03,000
Speaker 13: at darts.

462
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,679
Speaker 4: And is that the end of the story, Like it

463
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:06,520
Speaker 4: was so embarrassing.

464
00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:11,280
Speaker 13: Yeah, no, it gets worse. So we're playing and she

465
00:22:11,400 --> 00:22:14,000
Speaker 13: throws a dart and it lands in the waitress's leg.

466
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:17,000
Speaker 2: Oh no, how many points does that work?

467
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,600
Speaker 13: Well, i'll tell you what it was good for us

468
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:21,640
Speaker 13: getting kicked out of the bar.

469
00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:25,399
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh god, I mean that's a reason.

470
00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:26,120
Speaker 3: Yeah.

471
00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:28,600
Speaker 13: What's crazy though, is that she decided not to tell

472
00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:30,560
Speaker 13: me that she had in like an eye exam and

473
00:22:30,560 --> 00:22:33,680
Speaker 13: her eyes were like dilated and whatnot. She couldn't see anything.

474
00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:39,400
Speaker 2: She is not going to give up on that. We're

475
00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:41,600
Speaker 2: on the round two, Vinnie, we're throwing it back to you.

476
00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:44,840
Speaker 5: Okay, we decided to go to an escape room.

477
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:48,320
Speaker 4: Oh, an escape room, just the two of you.

478
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:52,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, just the two of us. So while we're solving clues,

479
00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:55,840
Speaker 5: she becomes I think she thought this before. She thinks

480
00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:59,000
Speaker 5: the whole thing is a government conspiracy. Wait, the escape

481
00:22:59,080 --> 00:23:00,879
Speaker 5: room in general?

482
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:02,480
Speaker 4: Oh, in general?

483
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:04,640
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, totally, So keep going.

484
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,879
Speaker 5: Yeah, if you think the government is testing us for

485
00:23:07,920 --> 00:23:09,960
Speaker 5: some reason, and then like the people running the rooms

486
00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:12,919
Speaker 5: are going to send those reports back to the lizard

487
00:23:12,920 --> 00:23:13,760
Speaker 5: people or whatever.

488
00:23:14,440 --> 00:23:17,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, the eighteen year old showder behind the desk is

489
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:18,600
Speaker 4: all part of the point.

490
00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:22,200
Speaker 2: That's how they hired Tom Cruise in the Mission Impossible films.

491
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:24,680
Speaker 5: He escaped from a rope and at this point I realized,

492
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:26,919
Speaker 5: oh great, I'm trapped in an escape room with a

493
00:23:26,960 --> 00:23:28,320
Speaker 5: conspiracy and nut job.

494
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:31,800
Speaker 2: That's good for you. They tend to be the wildest.

495
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:34,320
Speaker 4: Wait, are you telling me she didn't pass a government

496
00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:35,960
Speaker 4: test and wasn't able to get out?

497
00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's like, I refuse to escape.

498
00:23:38,119 --> 00:23:44,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, can you counter please?

499
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:45,000
Speaker 13: I wish.

500
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,440
Speaker 5: I went on the day with lizard Girl.

501
00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,560
Speaker 2: What happened to you?

502
00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:49,840
Speaker 14: Yeah?

503
00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:52,320
Speaker 13: So I went on a date with an aspiring actress

504
00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:54,840
Speaker 13: and I knew that she was like into the film industry.

505
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:56,720
Speaker 13: But she wants to be like a queen of scream,

506
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:58,200
Speaker 13: like a horror film actress.

507
00:23:58,280 --> 00:24:01,040
Speaker 4: Yes, oh okay, that's a good goal.

508
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:03,919
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, great goal until like every little thing that

509
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:06,520
Speaker 13: happens your fate scream like screaming at the top of

510
00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:09,560
Speaker 13: her lungs.

511
00:24:10,800 --> 00:24:12,720
Speaker 4: She's a method actress character.

512
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:16,360
Speaker 13: Oh my god, it was so ridiculous. I never want

513
00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:17,800
Speaker 13: to see another horror movie again.

514
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:20,440
Speaker 3: Gets to the table.

515
00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:24,399
Speaker 2: We're on to the third and final round here, So gentlemen,

516
00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:26,760
Speaker 2: we need your best stories. What have you got for us?

517
00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:30,760
Speaker 5: Minnie, we went to a state fair, okay, and I

518
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:34,720
Speaker 5: won a goldfish as a prize. The first thing she

519
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:37,760
Speaker 5: told me, I have to keep it alive forever because

520
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:39,960
Speaker 5: it symbolizes our relationship.

521
00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:45,720
Speaker 4: No, can you replace it without her knowing like my parents?

522
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:49,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's our love fish.

523
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:48,879
Speaker 13: Ye.

524
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:51,760
Speaker 5: Well, this leads into it. We go back to my place,

525
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:55,760
Speaker 5: we start making out and she starts crying. I turn

526
00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:57,160
Speaker 5: around and the fish is dead.

527
00:24:57,240 --> 00:25:03,080
Speaker 13: Oh oh god, it killed itself.

528
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:09,560
Speaker 2: That's better than whatever story you were going to finish with.

529
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:12,040
Speaker 13: So al So, I went met up with this lady

530
00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:15,240
Speaker 13: for coffee and I sit down, we have our coffees,

531
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:17,359
Speaker 13: and she's just straight up looking on her phone for

532
00:25:17,480 --> 00:25:20,399
Speaker 13: like ten minutes, like typing away. Did not acknowledge my

533
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:24,360
Speaker 13: existence or anything like that. Weird, Okay, Yeah, I mean

534
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:26,600
Speaker 13: like really into her phone. So I was like about

535
00:25:26,640 --> 00:25:28,880
Speaker 13: to leave, and then she grabbed my hand and showed

536
00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:31,720
Speaker 13: me her phone screen. Yeah, and she typed out like

537
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:34,680
Speaker 13: this whole long thing about saving her voice until noon

538
00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:37,600
Speaker 13: because she's trying to get her voice to sound sexier.

539
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:41,119
Speaker 4: Did you ever get to hear it?

540
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:44,320
Speaker 13: Yeah? So it was eleven fifty and she's like made

541
00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:46,720
Speaker 13: me wait ten minutes, and then after ten minutes she

542
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:47,879
Speaker 13: said bye and left.

543
00:25:48,200 --> 00:25:49,800
Speaker 2: Oh hear the voice?

544
00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:50,440
Speaker 3: Was it cool?

545
00:25:50,600 --> 00:25:52,080
Speaker 4: She said? Bye? Was it hot?

546
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,800
Speaker 13: It was the least hot bye I've ever heard of.

547
00:25:58,240 --> 00:25:58,560
Speaker 10: It.

548
00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:01,719
Speaker 2: It's the final bell that means the match is over, judges,

549
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:02,920
Speaker 2: let's score at Alexis.

550
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 7: I'm gonna go Alex Shraving to watch your waitress get

551
00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:07,600
Speaker 7: hit with a dart.

552
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,960
Speaker 4: One for italics, Alex Man, I'm going Vinnie because of

553
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,160
Speaker 4: the shower handle feet.

554
00:26:12,240 --> 00:26:18,640
Speaker 2: We're all tied up. So it comes down to Jose. Congratulations, Minnie, Vinnie.

555
00:26:18,640 --> 00:26:21,639
Speaker 2: You did the impossible and you made Brooks sad dating

556
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:23,320
Speaker 2: history look actually normal.

557
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:29,800
Speaker 4: Wow after what.

558
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:30,080
Speaker 15: You just.

559
00:26:31,560 --> 00:26:34,159
Speaker 2: Laugh, crying tears, whatever it is, whatever it is, we

560
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:36,719
Speaker 2: except you man and text in seven eight five nine

561
00:26:36,760 --> 00:26:38,400
Speaker 2: too if you want up here on the next edition

562
00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:40,240
Speaker 2: of Battle of the Tender Days. We got your phone

563
00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:41,600
Speaker 2: tab coming up right after.

564
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,719
Speaker 9: This freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

565
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:46,280
Speaker 2: Nowadays, if you go to one of those big box

566
00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:49,640
Speaker 2: stores for home improvement, you can literally say I want

567
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:52,720
Speaker 2: a deck that's this size and in this spot in

568
00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:55,840
Speaker 2: my house, and they'll hire a team to go over

569
00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:57,480
Speaker 2: and just build it all for you.

570
00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:01,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, you want to do this just to flirt with

571
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:01,560
Speaker 3: some boys.

572
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:08,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds super convenient. It's way faster than you

573
00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:11,280
Speaker 2: doing it, and theoretically everything should go one hundred percent according.

574
00:27:10,920 --> 00:27:12,639
Speaker 4: To play Oh it always does whenever you're do in

575
00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:14,400
Speaker 4: any type of construction, Jess, Well.

576
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:16,480
Speaker 2: Unless the person hired to build it for you is

577
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 2: an ex British Black Ops agent named Clover. That's where

578
00:27:21,040 --> 00:27:23,600
Speaker 2: things can get a little sticky, and it's exactly what

579
00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:28,959
Speaker 2: happens in your phone? Tap right now?

580
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:34,160
Speaker 10: Why is this Sean?

581
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:36,240
Speaker 5: Yeah?

582
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:36,680
Speaker 13: Who's this?

583
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:37,560
Speaker 16: Me?

584
00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:42,240
Speaker 1: Names Frank, but me might's call me Clover. When was

585
00:27:42,280 --> 00:27:44,400
Speaker 1: contracted through home depot to be about.

586
00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:44,920
Speaker 10: A deck for you?

587
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:47,120
Speaker 13: Oh hi, yeah, thank you?

588
00:27:47,440 --> 00:27:49,560
Speaker 1: Well a not your house right now on the job.

589
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:54,160
Speaker 1: And if you're wondering only to have previous experience.

590
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:59,439
Speaker 17: Well hello, oh good, I'm glad you got experience. They

591
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:00,680
Speaker 17: told me that they were going to send out a

592
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:01,600
Speaker 17: good team, so.

593
00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:05,320
Speaker 1: I'm definitely a professional. In nineteen eighty two, I was

594
00:28:05,359 --> 00:28:08,000
Speaker 1: in Caracas. I'm built an entire hut out of a

595
00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:12,440
Speaker 1: snake skin. And I'm not saying multiple snakes, just one

596
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:16,080
Speaker 1: joint venomous bagga stretched them over the entire frame.

597
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:19,440
Speaker 15: And you're doing deaths now huh.

598
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 1: On any specifications you won't maya know about.

599
00:28:25,320 --> 00:28:27,360
Speaker 17: When you have the plans, I would assume.

600
00:28:27,119 --> 00:28:31,960
Speaker 1: Right, affirmative, but not everything goes according to plan. Reminds

601
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 1: me of Nigeria in the seventies.

602
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:38,760
Speaker 17: Well, I bought custom railings and those are really expensive,

603
00:28:38,760 --> 00:28:41,040
Speaker 17: and I know there's a particular way that you need

604
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:44,120
Speaker 17: to put them in. So I'm assuming they taught you,

605
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:45,440
Speaker 17: you know, how to do that.

606
00:28:45,520 --> 00:28:48,840
Speaker 10: Well, I don't read the instructions. I just do it.

607
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:51,480
Speaker 10: I don't read.

608
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:55,240
Speaker 13: What do you mean you don't read well?

609
00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:58,280
Speaker 1: I used to back in ninety seven and a toy

610
00:28:58,320 --> 00:28:59,200
Speaker 1: Whene's prison.

611
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:02,040
Speaker 10: I don't myself how not to read.

612
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 1: That's why I wouldn't be able to verbalize any of

613
00:29:05,040 --> 00:29:08,000
Speaker 1: the secret documents to my enemy.

614
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:11,840
Speaker 17: So you unlearned reading?

615
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 13: Is that what you're telling me?

616
00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:17,160
Speaker 1: Affirmative? Anything is possible when you're in the line of fire.

617
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:20,760
Speaker 17: So are we good?

618
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:20,960
Speaker 2: Now?

619
00:29:21,400 --> 00:29:24,959
Speaker 1: Well, before you go, I took the liberty of building

620
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:26,720
Speaker 1: the trap door into the scenter of your deck.

621
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 17: What what are you talking about all that way?

622
00:29:31,000 --> 00:29:34,320
Speaker 1: If you have any hostiles arrive unannounced, you just press

623
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:36,360
Speaker 1: a button and you vanish completely.

624
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:39,080
Speaker 13: Mate, I have children.

625
00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:42,360
Speaker 17: You don't put trap doors in decks if you have kids.

626
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:43,600
Speaker 2: Even if you don't have children.

627
00:29:43,640 --> 00:29:46,080
Speaker 1: Come on, you've got some little ones, do you? Or

628
00:29:46,120 --> 00:29:48,600
Speaker 1: build two then so I can escape at the exact

629
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 1: same time.

630
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:52,400
Speaker 13: You listen to me, because this has got to stop

631
00:29:52,440 --> 00:29:53,040
Speaker 13: right out here.

632
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:56,000
Speaker 10: Oh to hear at the house right now? What camouflage?

633
00:29:56,240 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 10: The children are hiding in the bushes?

634
00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:59,200
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, I'm done with this call.

635
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:01,720
Speaker 17: Okay, just build the damn deck the way that the

636
00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:05,800
Speaker 17: plans were, and I do not want any damn trap doors.

637
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:08,400
Speaker 2: Called it that wink.

638
00:30:09,040 --> 00:30:11,160
Speaker 13: No, no, no, no, I'm stop.

639
00:30:11,240 --> 00:30:12,120
Speaker 6: I'm being serious.

640
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:14,040
Speaker 2: What do you want me to do with a roof?

641
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:15,160
Speaker 13: The roof?

642
00:30:15,200 --> 00:30:15,880
Speaker 17: What are you talking about?

643
00:30:15,880 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 13: There's nothing about the roof. You're building a deck.

644
00:30:18,440 --> 00:30:21,200
Speaker 1: I'm on the roof right now. I'll see your neighbors.

645
00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:22,560
Speaker 1: They can't see me.

646
00:30:23,160 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 13: You need to get off my property now, Okay.

647
00:30:25,080 --> 00:30:27,040
Speaker 10: Well, I think I can make it to your neighbor's roof.

648
00:30:29,560 --> 00:30:31,280
Speaker 10: Bullzoy talk the chimney.

649
00:30:31,480 --> 00:30:32,240
Speaker 17: Are you on drugs?

650
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:33,360
Speaker 13: What's work with you?

651
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:35,600
Speaker 2: Well, it's probably the fact that there's a prank phone call.

652
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:36,360
Speaker 2: None of this is real.

653
00:30:36,800 --> 00:30:39,720
Speaker 8: What hell, my name's Jose for the radio show Briocking

654
00:30:39,760 --> 00:30:40,560
Speaker 8: Jeffrey in the morning.

655
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:42,000
Speaker 2: We're doing a phone tap on you.

656
00:30:43,920 --> 00:30:45,600
Speaker 10: I'm not suspended on a roof right now.

657
00:30:45,800 --> 00:30:46,680
Speaker 2: I wish I was.

658
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 13: A trapped door in my deck.

659
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:51,760
Speaker 2: Where did you come up with us?

660
00:30:52,480 --> 00:30:53,080
Speaker 10: You never know?

661
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,680
Speaker 1: And all of a sudden, a group of mafiosa walk

662
00:30:55,800 --> 00:30:57,240
Speaker 1: up on you in the middle of a barbecue.

663
00:30:57,320 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 10: Might it's happened to me before? Noways in nineteens sixty.

664
00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 13: Two, you must be like eighty five years older is

665
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:07,240
Speaker 13: on then, Yeah, that's what.

666
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:08,000
Speaker 10: The queen told me.

667
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:11,560
Speaker 1: And nineteen twelve, she's a very noise that I'm talking

668
00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:12,920
Speaker 1: about Free queens ago.

669
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 3: By the way, God.

670
00:31:16,600 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 9: Wake Up every morning was funk taps weekday mornings on

671
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 9: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

672
00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:26,960
Speaker 2: They say, trends are cyclical. All the old stuff that

673
00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:30,320
Speaker 2: went out of style years ago is suddenly back and

674
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:37,480
Speaker 2: cool again, like baggy jeans, mid calf compression socks, blazers

675
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 2: with shoulder pads. Wait, damn it, Brooke, did you get

676
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:44,360
Speaker 2: a hold of my notes again? Nobody likes shoulder pads.

677
00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:45,840
Speaker 3: Nobody here.

678
00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 2: How hard you try, they're never going to be cool again.

679
00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 4: They're not.

680
00:31:48,880 --> 00:31:51,440
Speaker 2: But fine, I will tell you one thing that's becoming

681
00:31:51,560 --> 00:31:54,280
Speaker 2: hot in the dating world all of a sudden, and

682
00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 2: it's math.

683
00:31:55,720 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 4: No even you said that with a question.

684
00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:00,960
Speaker 2: I surprised, but that's what one of our says, and

685
00:32:01,040 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 2: it helped. It helped her to meet the perfect guy.

686
00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:07,720
Speaker 2: You're gonna hear how in your brand new second Date Update,

687
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:13,440
Speaker 2: Next Second Date Update Date. I don't know why, but

688
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:16,200
Speaker 2: in the last year or so on the show, it

689
00:32:16,280 --> 00:32:19,960
Speaker 2: seems like people are trying to hack the dating system more.

690
00:32:20,200 --> 00:32:23,200
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they're not just trying to meet people and

691
00:32:23,680 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 2: let things happen the way that they happened. They're they're

692
00:32:26,080 --> 00:32:28,160
Speaker 2: actually strategizing beforehand.

693
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Speaker 4: Well because the other way wasn't working, Jeff, if you

694
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:32,280
Speaker 4: realize that, well.

695
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm just surprised that the lengths people go to.

696
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:38,719
Speaker 2: They're setting up more unique dates. They're trying new online techniques,

697
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:43,000
Speaker 2: even laying down first date traps to catch the perfect person,

698
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:45,960
Speaker 2: traps like oh did I say this was a modeling

699
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:46,800
Speaker 2: job interview?

700
00:32:46,880 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 3: Oops?

701
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 2: Sorry, I meant first date stip auto correct.

702
00:32:52,600 --> 00:32:55,640
Speaker 4: A drop h picture in the same thing. I was

703
00:32:55,640 --> 00:32:58,600
Speaker 4: totally going with one of those bear traps laws like

704
00:32:58,640 --> 00:32:59,800
Speaker 4: from the comics.

705
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:05,400
Speaker 2: No Wrong Way to Find Your Soul. And one of

706
00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:08,040
Speaker 2: our listeners emailed us saying she tested out a new

707
00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:12,360
Speaker 2: dating theory that she found online called optimal stopping math,

708
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:22,080
Speaker 2: which immediately sounds sex. Oh yeah, stopping math, what for

709
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:23,680
Speaker 2: little OSM girl?

710
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:29,560
Speaker 12: I mean that sounds way better the variable angles of

711
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:30,760
Speaker 12: a nice sauceles dry?

712
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 4: Can we get to her before you get too turned on?

713
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 2: You don't want to solve for why with me?

714
00:33:35,760 --> 00:33:36,000
Speaker 1: Bruther?

715
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:36,520
Speaker 4: I don't.

716
00:33:36,680 --> 00:33:37,400
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't.

717
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:40,160
Speaker 4: I'm not into Pictagorian's theorem or whatever.

718
00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:43,760
Speaker 2: Wow, it's dirty talk over there. Let's hear how it

719
00:33:43,800 --> 00:33:46,200
Speaker 2: actually works, though, and talk to Tara. She's the one

720
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:49,000
Speaker 2: who emailed Tara. I know this is a dating segment,

721
00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:52,480
Speaker 2: but I would absolutely love to hear more about optimal math.

722
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:53,920
Speaker 2: How does that work?

723
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:56,400
Speaker 14: Okay? I know it's boring, but hear me out.

724
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 2: What are you talking about?

725
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:02,520
Speaker 14: It's just for people who basically are tired of playing

726
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 14: games and like texting forever. Okay, and it just basically

727
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:09,000
Speaker 14: cuts right to finding the right person for you.

728
00:34:09,440 --> 00:34:10,680
Speaker 2: How okay?

729
00:34:11,120 --> 00:34:12,960
Speaker 4: Are you making your own algorithm right now?

730
00:34:13,239 --> 00:34:13,480
Speaker 15: I mean?

731
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Speaker 14: The theory is you go on twenty five first dates

732
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Speaker 14: as fast as you can.

733
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Speaker 4: Wow, it's a first first date. Yes, keep up. This

734
00:34:24,040 --> 00:34:26,960
Speaker 4: is exactly how Jose did in math. Yeah, the word problem.

735
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:30,320
Speaker 2: I know, I'm already lost to Okay, twenty five different

736
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 2: first dates as quickly as you can.

737
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Speaker 4: That's hard.

738
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Speaker 14: Yeah, So you basically have twenty five candidates to choose between,

739
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:39,920
Speaker 14: and you end up picking the one that's best for

740
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Speaker 14: you to continue with.

741
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Speaker 4: One out of twenty five.

742
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:44,359
Speaker 6: Yeah, twenty five good to start with?

743
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Speaker 4: Any dates? Yeah, a big wide neck.

744
00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:51,080
Speaker 2: Well I think that's probably the point. Like, you date

745
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 2: a bunch of people as quickly as you can, and

746
00:34:53,120 --> 00:34:55,279
Speaker 2: then you get a big selection to choose from.

747
00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:57,680
Speaker 4: Right, it sounds just like what the apps are already

748
00:34:57,719 --> 00:34:58,279
Speaker 4: doing to me.

749
00:34:58,400 --> 00:34:59,640
Speaker 2: It sounds like your college days.

750
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Speaker 9: Right.

751
00:35:00,760 --> 00:35:03,480
Speaker 4: I wasn't looking for the one, I was looking for

752
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:03,879
Speaker 4: the many.

753
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:07,120
Speaker 14: But it's it is different from the apps though, because

754
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 14: the thing is you need to meet all twenty five

755
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:11,879
Speaker 14: guys really quickly, like pretty much within a week.

756
00:35:12,360 --> 00:35:13,799
Speaker 2: What whoa wow?

757
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:15,160
Speaker 9: Wow? Really?

758
00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:18,680
Speaker 4: Well, how are you doing that? Or do you work?

759
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:21,360
Speaker 14: Yeah? So I do work, but here's how I do

760
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:25,880
Speaker 14: it office. Okay, wait, listen, what the purpose of meeting

761
00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:28,560
Speaker 14: them all so quickly is that? Basically, if you don't

762
00:35:28,560 --> 00:35:30,279
Speaker 14: do that, then the one you like is probably going

763
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:32,880
Speaker 14: to move on, because you know, in these online dating situations,

764
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:35,719
Speaker 14: it's fast, it's quick. Okay, okay, you can miss out

765
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:36,280
Speaker 14: on somebody.

766
00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:38,080
Speaker 4: Great. So how did you manage to go out with

767
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:39,680
Speaker 4: twenty five people in one week?

768
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 14: Okay? So this is what we did, Me and my girlfriend.

769
00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:45,880
Speaker 14: We decided we're going to do this together. So we

770
00:35:45,960 --> 00:35:49,040
Speaker 14: knocked out twenty first dates in one day.

771
00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:53,000
Speaker 2: How oh Yeah, that sounds like you'd have to play

772
00:35:53,040 --> 00:35:55,319
Speaker 2: like you have like a spreadsheet for that.

773
00:35:56,719 --> 00:35:58,799
Speaker 14: So what we did was we found a location that

774
00:35:58,920 --> 00:36:02,240
Speaker 14: had two cafes across the street from one another. Okay,

775
00:36:04,120 --> 00:36:06,600
Speaker 14: so my girlfriend, she had my Tinder and she was

776
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 14: swiping for me. She knows my type. She was setting

777
00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:12,600
Speaker 14: up basically fifteen to twenty minute long coffee dates with

778
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:14,319
Speaker 14: these guys, back to back to back.

779
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 4: So you were just bouncing between cafes, and you did

780
00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:20,200
Speaker 4: two different cafes so that the guys never overlapped into

781
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:21,600
Speaker 4: the same place, right.

782
00:36:21,960 --> 00:36:25,040
Speaker 2: Uh, That than like sitting in one cafe and letting

783
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:26,680
Speaker 2: them roll through one after the other.

784
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,920
Speaker 4: Dude, did you get caught? I mean there's got to

785
00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:32,840
Speaker 4: be one guy who lingered later or you know, early.

786
00:36:33,960 --> 00:36:36,040
Speaker 14: No, it was it worked out great, Like I actually

787
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:38,319
Speaker 14: met a time guy. Some of them did cancel, some

788
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:41,839
Speaker 14: of them were kind of like duds. Okay, Okay, there

789
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:43,640
Speaker 14: was one that I liked the most.

790
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:44,560
Speaker 2: Okay, who is that?

791
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:46,720
Speaker 9: His name was Loell.

792
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 4: Loll like like a lull in the conversation or LW

793
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:53,880
Speaker 4: E L L Lowell. Yeah, oh yeah, you got a

794
00:36:53,920 --> 00:36:57,240
Speaker 4: hotel lol.

795
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:03,600
Speaker 2: No, I not under the age of seventy. I think

796
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:08,479
Speaker 2: I knew it was okay? What made you? What made

797
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:10,560
Speaker 2: you drawn to him out of twenty different guys?

798
00:37:10,960 --> 00:37:13,120
Speaker 14: So basically what was sweet about him was he arrived

799
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:15,360
Speaker 14: with a cookie, which I thought was really cute because

800
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,720
Speaker 14: in my profile I say that I really love chocolate.

801
00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:21,400
Speaker 2: That's a good idea.

802
00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:23,840
Speaker 4: I must have been buzzing on so much caffeine it

803
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:24,839
Speaker 4: just dawned on ya.

804
00:37:25,719 --> 00:37:27,919
Speaker 2: Did you have to drink a latte every single time?

805
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:29,840
Speaker 4: You can't go to a coffee shop not buying some?

806
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:34,040
Speaker 14: I thought things other than the coffee, you know, I had,

807
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:35,600
Speaker 14: you know, treats.

808
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:39,960
Speaker 2: Okay, limping across the streets.

809
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:45,040
Speaker 4: By taking nineteen cutting you off, he shows a little

810
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:47,640
Speaker 4: gift for you. I mean, obviously that makes him stand

811
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:49,560
Speaker 4: out from the crowd exactly.

812
00:37:49,719 --> 00:37:52,040
Speaker 14: And I think going back, I think he was Date

813
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:52,920
Speaker 14: number seventeen.

814
00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:54,120
Speaker 2: Oh wow.

815
00:37:54,719 --> 00:37:56,640
Speaker 14: I was really glad that I could honestly like still

816
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 14: focus by that point, because honestly, the day was super exhausting.

817
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:03,279
Speaker 2: One date sounds exhausting to me, let alone seventeen in

818
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 2: a row, back to back to back to back terrible.

819
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:08,120
Speaker 4: I mean, were you able to hold a conversation?

820
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:08,960
Speaker 3: Oh?

821
00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:11,240
Speaker 14: Yeah, we had a really great, like fifteen minute hangout.

822
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:14,720
Speaker 14: We've been texting afterwards, and I tried to set something

823
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:16,719
Speaker 14: else up, but then in the last week, I don't know,

824
00:38:16,760 --> 00:38:18,160
Speaker 14: he kind of cooled off or whatever.

825
00:38:18,640 --> 00:38:20,239
Speaker 4: Wait, when we get him on the phone, you don't

826
00:38:20,239 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 4: want us to mention that he was the best of twenty,

827
00:38:22,600 --> 00:38:25,720
Speaker 4: do you? Because I mean some guys No, no, no, Honestly,

828
00:38:25,760 --> 00:38:27,719
Speaker 4: though some guys may be flattered by that.

829
00:38:27,920 --> 00:38:30,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, guys are competitive. We want to know that we're

830
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 2: the best out of a big group.

831
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Speaker 8: You there, you go, Yeah, yeah, tell me after I

832
00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:34,920
Speaker 8: was the best in the middle of it.

833
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:35,759
Speaker 7: I feel good knowing.

834
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:36,239
Speaker 2: Yeah.

835
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Speaker 14: I really just don't want him to know because I

836
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:40,840
Speaker 14: feel like he might find it really cringey.

837
00:38:41,880 --> 00:38:43,080
Speaker 3: I mean, it's way different.

838
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:46,480
Speaker 2: So yeah, okay, well we'll keep it a secret. Then

839
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:48,680
Speaker 2: when we call loll for you and try and get

840
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:50,960
Speaker 2: you your you have the right number, right, because.

841
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:54,040
Speaker 4: You numbers just don't mean. What if his name is wrong,

842
00:38:54,160 --> 00:38:57,000
Speaker 4: what if we're calling him the roll name? That's what

843
00:38:57,120 --> 00:38:57,880
Speaker 4: I would do.

844
00:38:58,080 --> 00:38:59,720
Speaker 14: But he's the only one I've been texting.

845
00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:04,960
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, this is really interesting. An optimal stopping math

846
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:08,680
Speaker 2: experiment where Tara met twenty guys in one day, back

847
00:39:08,719 --> 00:39:10,279
Speaker 2: to back to back to back. We're gonna call the

848
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:13,280
Speaker 2: one that she actually liked when we do your second

849
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:19,040
Speaker 2: date update right after this second date update. Going on

850
00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:22,919
Speaker 2: twenty dates with twenty dudes all in one day.

851
00:39:23,239 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 8: Wow.

852
00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:24,880
Speaker 3: Wow, that's a big statement.

853
00:39:25,080 --> 00:39:26,920
Speaker 4: It sounds like a Kate Hudson movie, doesn't it.

854
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:31,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, sounds like an episode of the Bachelorette. But it's

855
00:39:31,120 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 2: actually a dating theory called optimal stopping math, and it's

856
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,360
Speaker 2: what one of our listeners, Tara set up for herself

857
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:39,279
Speaker 2: the other night. With the help of her friend, she

858
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:43,440
Speaker 2: bounced between two coffee shops back and forth, meeting twenty

859
00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:46,799
Speaker 2: different guys over the course of a few hours to

860
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:49,520
Speaker 2: pick the one that she liked the best. And who

861
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 2: was that? It was a guy named Lowell l O

862
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Speaker 2: W E L l L. Because I will have a

863
00:39:56,400 --> 00:39:59,360
Speaker 2: whole fit about it. But he came with a chocolate

864
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:02,840
Speaker 2: cookie U for her. Yeah, Brooke is going to steal

865
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:04,600
Speaker 2: this guy. If he doesn't agree to a date.

866
00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:05,840
Speaker 4: He's actually gonna take his cookies.

867
00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:09,319
Speaker 2: Okay, rob him whatever the rest of them.

868
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:12,120
Speaker 4: I do not need another man, Jeffrey, I just need

869
00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:12,680
Speaker 4: more cookies.

870
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:16,000
Speaker 2: Your chocolate. But we're trying to hook her up with

871
00:40:16,160 --> 00:40:19,240
Speaker 2: Loll one more time because they've been texting but hasn't

872
00:40:19,239 --> 00:40:20,640
Speaker 2: been able to lock down a date. How do you

873
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:22,320
Speaker 2: feel him before we call him, Tara.

874
00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:25,520
Speaker 14: I'm interested to see what he's going to say. I

875
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:26,200
Speaker 14: mean curious.

876
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Speaker 15: I guess.

877
00:40:26,719 --> 00:40:29,200
Speaker 4: Okay, if this doesn't work out, are you gonna call

878
00:40:29,280 --> 00:40:32,400
Speaker 4: us back tomorrow for number two dude?

879
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:33,880
Speaker 2: Second best option?

880
00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:37,240
Speaker 14: No, he's the only one I clicked with, honestly.

881
00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:43,880
Speaker 2: All or nothing. Here, Well, let's call this guy and

882
00:40:43,920 --> 00:40:46,000
Speaker 2: we'll see if he picks up. Good luck to me.

883
00:40:46,120 --> 00:40:59,040
Speaker 2: Here we go just to say his name. Hello. Hey,

884
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:03,680
Speaker 2: is this loll Yeah speaking, I did it? Okay, so,

885
00:41:04,000 --> 00:41:09,480
Speaker 2: uh you are loll And we are a radio show. Hey,

886
00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:11,160
Speaker 2: we're called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

887
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:12,239
Speaker 3: What's up?

888
00:41:12,360 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, I know you guys.

889
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:13,600
Speaker 15: What's up?

890
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:14,480
Speaker 2: Oh you do?

891
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:16,280
Speaker 14: Yeah?

892
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:17,919
Speaker 2: Well, welcome on to our show.

893
00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:18,080
Speaker 9: Here.

894
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:19,720
Speaker 2: We're doing a second date update today.

895
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Speaker 15: Oh okay.

896
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:25,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good thing. You know that, because, I mean,

897
00:41:26,400 --> 00:41:27,920
Speaker 2: somebody is trying to get a hold of you and

898
00:41:27,960 --> 00:41:29,000
Speaker 2: you're not calling them back.

899
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Speaker 15: Yeah. I guess I'm just thinking about it, all right.

900
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:37,640
Speaker 4: This would be so crazy to get like you're just

901
00:41:37,640 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 4: trying to process everything that makes sense?

902
00:41:39,880 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 2: What we'd don't hurt yourself thinking, we'll just tell you

903
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 2: who it is. Her name is Tara.

904
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:48,200
Speaker 15: Oh yeah, okay, you guys had a well that's okay.

905
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:51,879
Speaker 2: I feel like the smile left his voice.

906
00:41:52,680 --> 00:41:54,600
Speaker 4: I mean you only had like a fifteen to twenty

907
00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:57,120
Speaker 4: minute date. Like, it's not like you guys had a

908
00:41:57,120 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 4: big long connection.

909
00:41:59,680 --> 00:41:59,879
Speaker 14: Wow.

910
00:42:00,120 --> 00:42:02,600
Speaker 15: I mean there was some talking. I guess you could

911
00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:05,439
Speaker 15: say beforehand, but yeah, you're right, more or less.

912
00:42:06,640 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 13: What does she want to know?

913
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:10,719
Speaker 2: Well, basically she wants to know why she hasn't seen

914
00:42:10,760 --> 00:42:11,200
Speaker 2: you again.

915
00:42:11,520 --> 00:42:13,040
Speaker 3: Yeah.

916
00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:15,799
Speaker 13: Well, I mean I don't know what to say to her.

917
00:42:16,600 --> 00:42:20,920
Speaker 8: To be honest, would you chemistry like easy to talk to?

918
00:42:21,600 --> 00:42:21,759
Speaker 13: No?

919
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:25,799
Speaker 15: I mean she she was definitely cool. It's just I

920
00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:29,920
Speaker 15: guess you could tell her I know about everything. That

921
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:34,680
Speaker 15: would be a way to put it.

922
00:42:34,120 --> 00:42:36,920
Speaker 4: Mean no, no, no, let him explain. What do you

923
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:37,920
Speaker 4: mean you know about everything?

924
00:42:37,960 --> 00:42:39,600
Speaker 15: What do you know about I mean, I know I

925
00:42:39,640 --> 00:42:42,280
Speaker 15: know about the speed dating or the whatever.

926
00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:43,800
Speaker 4: How'd you find out.

927
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:46,360
Speaker 15: Tara's friends told me?

928
00:42:47,160 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 3: Why would they do that?

929
00:42:48,120 --> 00:42:49,680
Speaker 4: How do you know Tara's friends?

930
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:53,759
Speaker 15: May mean she texted me, It's it's weird apparently she's

931
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 15: been texting me kind of the whole time.

932
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:56,960
Speaker 4: Wait, who who's she?

933
00:42:58,120 --> 00:43:01,480
Speaker 15: Tara's friend was texting me in advance of us meeting

934
00:43:01,560 --> 00:43:06,359
Speaker 15: up for this copy date thing. Why and he set

935
00:43:06,440 --> 00:43:09,000
Speaker 15: up the date. That's the point, Like, Okay, it's just

936
00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 15: like a half catfish thing. I met the real Terra

937
00:43:12,239 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 15: in person, but the person who I was texting and

938
00:43:16,120 --> 00:43:18,720
Speaker 15: emailing back and forth with somebody totally different.

939
00:43:20,120 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 4: Wait, but how did you know it wasn't the real

940
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:23,399
Speaker 4: terror that you were texting with?

941
00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,160
Speaker 15: Well, because Tara's friend told me after the date.

942
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:29,399
Speaker 2: Oh, she just came out and was like, hey, by

943
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,160
Speaker 2: the way, I was the one that reached out to you,

944
00:43:31,239 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 2: not Tara.

945
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:33,520
Speaker 7: You have to be two different phone numbers.

946
00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:34,960
Speaker 13: No, it was stranger than that.

947
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:37,719
Speaker 15: It was more like, hey, guess what Tara liked you

948
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:41,239
Speaker 15: the most, which was confusing because I didn't know who

949
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:43,160
Speaker 15: was texting me at first, and then we got into it,

950
00:43:43,800 --> 00:43:46,239
Speaker 15: I found out that there was twenty guys, twenty five

951
00:43:46,320 --> 00:43:47,919
Speaker 15: people speed dating thing.

952
00:43:48,440 --> 00:43:50,760
Speaker 2: Oh my god, she told you the whole thing.

953
00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:53,680
Speaker 4: So what are you saying? You like Tara's friend or

954
00:43:53,760 --> 00:43:56,200
Speaker 4: you're freaked out about the speed dating sitch?

955
00:43:56,440 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 15: I mean the speed dating thing whatever. There's weird things

956
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:01,719
Speaker 15: that happen in life.

957
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:03,239
Speaker 2: And you you were the best guy out of all

958
00:44:03,239 --> 00:44:06,040
Speaker 2: twenty guys, so you should feel good about it any day.

959
00:44:06,280 --> 00:44:06,759
Speaker 4: Lead with that.

960
00:44:07,320 --> 00:44:08,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, now that he.

961
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:11,440
Speaker 15: Knows, I mean, sure, I get that, But I mean

962
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:13,239
Speaker 15: that's not really how I think of it. It's more

963
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:15,400
Speaker 15: just the deceitful nature of it.

964
00:44:16,360 --> 00:44:18,359
Speaker 4: But you wouldn't have showed up if she said, Hey,

965
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:20,279
Speaker 4: I'm going to try to line up twenty five dates.

966
00:44:20,320 --> 00:44:21,560
Speaker 4: You want to be one to twenty five?

967
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:22,359
Speaker 13: Uh?

968
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:23,239
Speaker 15: Probably not?

969
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:24,319
Speaker 2: No, I got you there.

970
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:27,479
Speaker 15: I mean, yeah, sure, I don't know anybody who would

971
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:28,120
Speaker 15: say yes to that.

972
00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:29,719
Speaker 2: Okay, good boy.

973
00:44:29,760 --> 00:44:32,040
Speaker 4: That's what dating is. I mean, sure she would have

974
00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:34,239
Speaker 4: gone on twenty five dates in a month and you

975
00:44:34,280 --> 00:44:36,360
Speaker 4: would have been okay with that. But just because she

976
00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:38,799
Speaker 4: did it in an afternoon, it's like the timeline.

977
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:40,919
Speaker 15: Okay, no, no, no, that's not what I mean. It's

978
00:44:40,960 --> 00:44:43,359
Speaker 15: more okay, look to put it in simplest terms, I

979
00:44:43,440 --> 00:44:44,279
Speaker 15: like the friend.

980
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:49,120
Speaker 4: Oh okay, okay, Oh that's the real stuff right there.

981
00:44:49,160 --> 00:44:51,440
Speaker 15: I mean, Tara was fine, Tara's a good person whatever.

982
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:54,879
Speaker 15: Like nothing against Tara, it's just she's not the one

983
00:44:54,920 --> 00:44:55,960
Speaker 15: I thought I was talking to.

984
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:58,640
Speaker 2: But you don't even know what well, you don't even

985
00:44:58,680 --> 00:44:59,880
Speaker 2: know what Tara's friend.

986
00:44:59,680 --> 00:45:04,080
Speaker 15: Looks like, right, I mean no, but I'd still take

987
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:06,480
Speaker 15: somebody I haven't met in person who's at least submitting

988
00:45:06,480 --> 00:45:07,280
Speaker 15: there are.

989
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:09,960
Speaker 2: Some type of guy that likes women for their personalities.

990
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:13,280
Speaker 4: That's what loser.

991
00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:14,279
Speaker 3: What is going on?

992
00:45:15,680 --> 00:45:17,920
Speaker 4: Very nice little But I don't think that Tera is

993
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:18,640
Speaker 4: gonna like that.

994
00:45:18,760 --> 00:45:21,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, because if you listen, then you know that Tara's

995
00:45:21,760 --> 00:45:24,200
Speaker 2: on the other line right now hearing this whole thing.

996
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:31,840
Speaker 15: Oh yeah, right.

997
00:45:31,680 --> 00:45:33,960
Speaker 2: I don't know if she's going to be laughing though, Terry.

998
00:45:33,760 --> 00:45:37,640
Speaker 14: There, Yeah, I'm here, and I'm just so confused because

999
00:45:37,680 --> 00:45:40,440
Speaker 14: we had such a great connection when we met in person.

1000
00:45:40,840 --> 00:45:43,920
Speaker 2: Yeah what about your your friend though, going behind your

1001
00:45:43,960 --> 00:45:46,279
Speaker 2: back and revealing the whole plan to him?

1002
00:45:46,440 --> 00:45:47,279
Speaker 3: Yeah, what the heck?

1003
00:45:47,640 --> 00:45:49,960
Speaker 14: That's messed up. I'm definitely going to talk to her

1004
00:45:49,960 --> 00:45:52,640
Speaker 14: about that. But like, she's not interested in you like

1005
00:45:52,719 --> 00:45:56,439
Speaker 14: that like you were. It was for me, like you said,

1006
00:45:59,520 --> 00:46:00,560
Speaker 14: what did she say that?

1007
00:46:02,000 --> 00:46:04,560
Speaker 15: Just that she'd like to see me for real, that's all.

1008
00:46:05,040 --> 00:46:09,719
Speaker 1: Oh my god, So this is cutting Tara out of it.

1009
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:11,960
Speaker 14: I just don't believe it.

1010
00:46:12,280 --> 00:46:12,720
Speaker 4: You don't.

1011
00:46:13,360 --> 00:46:15,960
Speaker 14: I felt like we really connected. I'm just shocked.

1012
00:46:16,440 --> 00:46:18,520
Speaker 15: I mean, you're a very nice person, don't get me wrong,

1013
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:21,279
Speaker 15: it's just the art once would have wanted something like that.

1014
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:25,160
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I guess, mumble, mumble whatever.

1015
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:25,640
Speaker 3: I gotta saying.

1016
00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:27,600
Speaker 4: I'm gonna paraphrase here.

1017
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:30,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess it's just the highs and the lowells

1018
00:46:30,440 --> 00:46:31,000
Speaker 2: of the dating.

1019
00:46:32,680 --> 00:46:36,319
Speaker 4: You like this game. No, yeah, that was a whole

1020
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:39,720
Speaker 4: point in your career that really was, so now that we've.

1021
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:40,959
Speaker 13: Reached it, I'm going to use that though.

1022
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:42,120
Speaker 15: I'm definitely gonna use.

1023
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:46,040
Speaker 2: That I'm dating Paris a friend because we're supposed to

1024
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:48,680
Speaker 2: offer to send you and Tara out on another date.

1025
00:46:48,800 --> 00:46:51,000
Speaker 4: I mean, you can at least give Tara one more try.

1026
00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:53,400
Speaker 4: You only had fifteen to twenty minutes with her. You

1027
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 4: haven't even met the friend in person that's going to

1028
00:46:56,239 --> 00:46:56,640
Speaker 4: make her friend.

1029
00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:58,719
Speaker 15: Of said, Look at the bottom line is, at the

1030
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:00,600
Speaker 15: end of the day, I had a strong your connection

1031
00:47:00,800 --> 00:47:03,440
Speaker 15: with the roommate who I was talking to for what

1032
00:47:03,680 --> 00:47:07,200
Speaker 15: like a week and a half, two weeks Tara, I

1033
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:11,000
Speaker 15: was like, it was fifteen minutes. It was basically hello, goodbye.

1034
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:12,720
Speaker 13: I mean, it's just that simple.

1035
00:47:12,719 --> 00:47:13,799
Speaker 15: I'd rather date her.

1036
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:17,279
Speaker 4: I hope that's okay, Tara. I mean, your girlfriend was

1037
00:47:17,320 --> 00:47:19,480
Speaker 4: an amazing wing woman, Like, that's a lot of work.

1038
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:23,520
Speaker 2: She reward from the waiting woman ended up taking over

1039
00:47:23,560 --> 00:47:24,319
Speaker 2: the whole plane though.

1040
00:47:24,520 --> 00:47:26,919
Speaker 4: Well, now we're wing women in her like now it's

1041
00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:28,799
Speaker 4: like back and forth, you know, you wing the wing

1042
00:47:28,920 --> 00:47:30,640
Speaker 4: and too many ways.

1043
00:47:30,800 --> 00:47:32,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's literally no one in the cockpit at this point.

1044
00:47:33,080 --> 00:47:36,080
Speaker 2: So I guess we need to get an answer from you, Lowel,

1045
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:39,440
Speaker 2: yes or no on dating Tara one more time, and

1046
00:47:39,480 --> 00:47:40,799
Speaker 2: we would pay for it if you met up with

1047
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:41,200
Speaker 2: her again.

1048
00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:44,479
Speaker 15: I just feel like it would be disingenuous. I'm gonna

1049
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:44,840
Speaker 15: say no.

1050
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:49,880
Speaker 4: Oh wow, but you'll see him at your apartment this weekend.

1051
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:54,120
Speaker 4: It sounds like, Tara, Oh god, no you okay?

1052
00:47:54,760 --> 00:47:56,440
Speaker 14: Yeah, I'm okay. I'm just upset.

1053
00:47:57,000 --> 00:48:00,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, Tara, we're sorry. I know you probably feel really

1054
00:48:00,080 --> 00:48:02,319
Speaker 2: really bad about how this ended. But at least that

1055
00:48:02,440 --> 00:48:05,920
Speaker 2: joke that I said earlier was really really funny. Remember

1056
00:48:06,200 --> 00:48:08,759
Speaker 2: that'll keep you laughing for like a month. Wow, the

1057
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:10,120
Speaker 2: highs and the lowlls.

1058
00:48:09,719 --> 00:48:10,320
Speaker 3: Of your life.

1059
00:48:10,520 --> 00:48:12,120
Speaker 4: Yeah, you didn't need to repeat it.

1060
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:15,000
Speaker 2: No, this is a Lowell moment. Yeah, Okay, we're ending.

1061
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:16,399
Speaker 14: I'm hanging up now.

1062
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:20,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, I would too, Jeffrey.

1063
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:23,799
Speaker 9: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning man.

1064
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:26,360
Speaker 2: Tara was really put in a tough position there finding

1065
00:48:26,360 --> 00:48:29,799
Speaker 2: out simultaneously that the one guy she actually liked out

1066
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:33,719
Speaker 2: of twenty was not only interested in another person, but

1067
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:37,000
Speaker 2: that other person happens to be her friend, who went

1068
00:48:37,040 --> 00:48:39,719
Speaker 2: behind her back to reveal the big plan.

1069
00:48:39,560 --> 00:48:44,320
Speaker 4: To be awkward conversation because it sounds like the girls

1070
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:48,279
Speaker 4: live together too, Yeah, yeah, I did too.

1071
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:51,200
Speaker 2: I believe that's called double jeopardy and it's worth twice

1072
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:51,960
Speaker 2: as many points.

1073
00:48:52,040 --> 00:48:54,560
Speaker 4: Oh are we still going on the math nerdy angle.

1074
00:48:54,280 --> 00:48:54,719
Speaker 6: On all this?

1075
00:48:54,840 --> 00:48:57,720
Speaker 2: I don't really know, Okay, I just know doubly awkward

1076
00:48:57,800 --> 00:48:59,560
Speaker 2: for that friend situation.

1077
00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:01,799
Speaker 4: I know, but it's one of those things where it

1078
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:04,359
Speaker 4: sucks in the moment, but you know ten years down

1079
00:49:04,400 --> 00:49:06,600
Speaker 4: the line when the roommate's married to lay.

1080
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:09,360
Speaker 6: Yeah it's true.

1081
00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:12,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, no pressure, loll a better marrier. And if you

1082
00:49:12,680 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 2: ever want help with your dating life, we can always

1083
00:49:14,719 --> 00:49:16,360
Speaker 2: try to do it. Email the show. We'll call that

1084
00:49:16,400 --> 00:49:18,160
Speaker 2: person who's not calling you back and go check out

1085
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:20,319
Speaker 2: all of our second dates wherever you get your podcasts

1086
00:49:20,560 --> 00:49:21,080
Speaker 2: at Brook and.

1087
00:49:21,080 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 9: Jeffrey Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1088
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:28,520
Speaker 2: Uh oh, I'm only doing this because I know my

1089
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:31,120
Speaker 2: co host well enough. It's Brook and Jeffrey.

1090
00:49:30,719 --> 00:49:31,640
Speaker 4: In the Morning.

1091
00:49:31,840 --> 00:49:34,320
Speaker 2: Everyone arm, Please try to contain yourself.

1092
00:49:34,360 --> 00:49:34,640
Speaker 8: I don't know.

1093
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:37,200
Speaker 3: I'm getting get anxious. Now we have alarm's going.

1094
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:39,799
Speaker 2: I had to set off an alarm because there's a

1095
00:49:39,880 --> 00:49:44,000
Speaker 2: new item at Costco. Everyone is going crazy.

1096
00:49:44,440 --> 00:49:47,440
Speaker 4: What is it? I will elbow my way through any crowd.

1097
00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:51,040
Speaker 2: Remember when I said, please try to contain yourselves five

1098
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:55,920
Speaker 2: seconds ago. Let's go back to that moment, because Costco

1099
00:49:56,040 --> 00:50:00,000
Speaker 2: was coming out with a new three pound Costco banana

1100
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:03,080
Speaker 2: cream pile. That is my favorite pie.

1101
00:50:03,160 --> 00:50:03,600
Speaker 4: Jeffrey.

1102
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:06,359
Speaker 2: I'm showing everyone the picture of it right now. We're

1103
00:50:06,360 --> 00:50:09,280
Speaker 2: gonna have the photo up on the stories at Broken Jeffrey.

1104
00:50:11,080 --> 00:50:14,239
Speaker 3: You can slip. You literally can just open the plastic.

1105
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:18,239
Speaker 4: And you guys, in high school, my best friend and

1106
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:20,360
Speaker 4: I were so cool. That's all we would do is

1107
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:26,120
Speaker 4: eat entire banana cream piles together. Yeah, and then it's

1108
00:50:26,200 --> 00:50:28,120
Speaker 4: not everybody else to tell him that we went to

1109
00:50:28,120 --> 00:50:29,360
Speaker 4: a party from another school.

1110
00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:33,720
Speaker 2: All right, Wow, it was just one pie. Sana cream parties,

1111
00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:37,120
Speaker 2: sad stories from our childhood is for a different segment. Okay,

1112
00:50:37,200 --> 00:50:37,920
Speaker 2: save that for me.

1113
00:50:38,520 --> 00:50:40,520
Speaker 4: I buy one of these and bring it into her house.

1114
00:50:40,640 --> 00:50:42,799
Speaker 2: Look, but as you can imagine, this pie is made

1115
00:50:42,800 --> 00:50:46,560
Speaker 2: with real bananas, banana cream filling, and a thick layer

1116
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:48,040
Speaker 2: of caramel whipped cream.

1117
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:53,480
Speaker 4: Especially when you say it like Jeffrey does, it sounds

1118
00:50:53,480 --> 00:50:55,600
Speaker 4: so much fancy Brook.

1119
00:50:55,640 --> 00:50:57,359
Speaker 2: How's that summer bod doing right now?

1120
00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:57,799
Speaker 3: You good?

1121
00:50:58,120 --> 00:51:00,239
Speaker 4: You know what it is? Full of it?

1122
00:51:02,280 --> 00:51:04,600
Speaker 2: Do you remember the five pound peanut butter pie from

1123
00:51:04,640 --> 00:51:06,920
Speaker 2: a year ago at Costco that everybody went nuts over

1124
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:10,319
Speaker 2: that Brook made her son kick an elderly man in

1125
00:51:10,440 --> 00:51:13,280
Speaker 2: order to get her hands on one. In line, he.

1126
00:51:13,160 --> 00:51:15,360
Speaker 4: Didn't kick the man, He just kicked the man's cane.

1127
00:51:17,800 --> 00:51:19,160
Speaker 3: But customers could.

1128
00:51:18,960 --> 00:51:22,960
Speaker 2: Get Samanta to my bad, But customers are saying this

1129
00:51:23,040 --> 00:51:25,960
Speaker 2: hefty new banana cream dessert fits right into the mount

1130
00:51:26,040 --> 00:51:28,160
Speaker 2: rushmore of Costco pie.

1131
00:51:28,200 --> 00:51:30,279
Speaker 4: It's got caramel drizzle all over it.

1132
00:51:30,440 --> 00:51:31,799
Speaker 2: I mean yeah, I said that.

1133
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:34,000
Speaker 4: Remember you said caramel whipped cream.

1134
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:40,080
Speaker 2: So my bad again, I'm sorry for not describing the

1135
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:46,560
Speaker 2: pie and whatever it is. You're welcome, America. I am

1136
00:51:46,600 --> 00:51:49,560
Speaker 2: sorry that Brook is gonna take them all. Laser stories

1137
00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:57,560
Speaker 2: is coming up right after this. It's the radio segment

1138
00:51:57,600 --> 00:52:01,960
Speaker 2: that's telling a helpful new products called the poor need

1139
00:52:01,960 --> 00:52:05,360
Speaker 2: to escape a boring meeting or a lame conversation. Just

1140
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:08,560
Speaker 2: place the portable hole on the ground, step in, and

1141
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:10,680
Speaker 2: disappear into the void forever.

1142
00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:12,040
Speaker 4: Good genius.

1143
00:52:12,480 --> 00:52:14,640
Speaker 2: I wish I could do it right now, but I can't,

1144
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:17,719
Speaker 2: because it's time for laser Stories, the segment where we

1145
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:20,120
Speaker 2: read weird news stories around the world, just like everyone

1146
00:52:20,120 --> 00:52:22,960
Speaker 2: else does, except we've got a laser and there's other

1147
00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:26,160
Speaker 2: unholy hole pluggers. Just don't. This first laser story is

1148
00:52:26,160 --> 00:52:30,520
Speaker 2: out of Canada. Recently, thousands of Canadians descended on the

1149
00:52:30,560 --> 00:52:34,880
Speaker 2: small town of Drumheller, about seventy miles northeast of Calgary. Okay,

1150
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:38,120
Speaker 2: the reason the Tourism Board launched an all out assault

1151
00:52:38,200 --> 00:52:41,840
Speaker 2: on the world record for largest gathering of people dressed

1152
00:52:41,840 --> 00:52:45,040
Speaker 2: as dinosaurs.

1153
00:52:45,960 --> 00:52:48,319
Speaker 4: That's so good. I just saw they try to do

1154
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:51,479
Speaker 4: a bunch of Kyle's in Kyle, Texas, and they didn't.

1155
00:52:51,920 --> 00:52:56,399
Speaker 2: Records not as cool as dinosaur gaped after they didn't.

1156
00:52:56,440 --> 00:52:56,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, correctord.

1157
00:52:57,120 --> 00:53:00,200
Speaker 2: The lame record of two hundred and fifty two I

1158
00:53:00,239 --> 00:53:03,680
Speaker 2: know dress ups was set in Los Angeles five years ago.

1159
00:53:03,880 --> 00:53:06,680
Speaker 4: Dude, in like such a huge city too. They couldn't

1160
00:53:06,719 --> 00:53:08,280
Speaker 4: do better than that exactly.

1161
00:53:08,320 --> 00:53:10,840
Speaker 2: So they were one hundred percent positive they could beat that.

1162
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:13,719
Speaker 2: So the day came, and so did the cars and

1163
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:17,200
Speaker 2: all the costumes and even more cars.

1164
00:53:17,440 --> 00:53:19,200
Speaker 4: Jeffrey, if you build it, they will come.

1165
00:53:19,400 --> 00:53:22,040
Speaker 2: At one point, there were estimates of over six thousand

1166
00:53:22,200 --> 00:53:23,960
Speaker 2: t rexes walking around.

1167
00:53:24,080 --> 00:53:25,040
Speaker 6: Oh my god.

1168
00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:28,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, until a kid gets lost and can't find his

1169
00:53:29,120 --> 00:53:31,520
Speaker 4: mom because everyone's in the same in place.

1170
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:35,640
Speaker 2: This picture though, of the gathering, it's so funny to

1171
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:38,920
Speaker 2: see all of them all together in one place, Oh

1172
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:39,319
Speaker 2: my god.

1173
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:41,560
Speaker 4: And they dress their even some of them have clothes

1174
00:53:41,600 --> 00:53:45,239
Speaker 4: on top of their gas. That's unbelievable.

1175
00:53:45,680 --> 00:53:49,040
Speaker 2: There was a problem. They only got an estimate of

1176
00:53:49,080 --> 00:53:51,680
Speaker 2: the number of t Rexes walking around because they weren't

1177
00:53:51,719 --> 00:53:54,520
Speaker 2: prepared to count that many people showing up.

1178
00:53:56,600 --> 00:53:57,200
Speaker 6: You count that.

1179
00:53:57,480 --> 00:53:59,719
Speaker 2: The official count was supposed to be done by handing

1180
00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:03,040
Speaker 2: out wristbands, but they only had three thousand of.

1181
00:54:02,920 --> 00:54:05,560
Speaker 4: Them, Oh my god, and gone more than.

1182
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:08,560
Speaker 2: Three thousand, Wayne Moore. And that would have been fine.

1183
00:54:08,560 --> 00:54:10,960
Speaker 2: They could have just settled for three thousand is the number.

1184
00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:14,000
Speaker 2: But a bunch of t Rexes with wristbands were seen

1185
00:54:14,120 --> 00:54:16,960
Speaker 2: leaving the event too early. Oh no, and to break

1186
00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,240
Speaker 2: the record, they all needed to stay in one spot

1187
00:54:19,280 --> 00:54:21,080
Speaker 2: for a full minute, and that didn't happen.

1188
00:54:21,160 --> 00:54:23,400
Speaker 4: T Rex could follow the rules job.

1189
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:29,800
Speaker 2: So officially, no record was broken, just all around dino chaos.

1190
00:54:31,239 --> 00:54:34,239
Speaker 2: The tourist board announced the sad news on Facebook, but

1191
00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:37,160
Speaker 2: said don't worry. They're making this an annual thing and

1192
00:54:37,200 --> 00:54:39,919
Speaker 2: they say they will be fully prepared next year.

1193
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:42,279
Speaker 5: This next.

1194
00:54:42,360 --> 00:54:46,759
Speaker 2: Laser Stories out of Atlanta, Georgia State University recently sent

1195
00:54:46,800 --> 00:54:54,640
Speaker 2: out about fifteen hundred welcome emails for the upcoming school years. Yeah,

1196
00:54:54,680 --> 00:54:57,800
Speaker 2: one problem though, not everyone who got them was actually

1197
00:54:57,840 --> 00:55:02,439
Speaker 2: accepted into the university. Oh what Now, technically it wasn't

1198
00:55:02,440 --> 00:55:05,640
Speaker 2: an official acceptance letter, but the kids who receive them

1199
00:55:05,960 --> 00:55:07,560
Speaker 2: definitely got that impression.

1200
00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:08,120
Speaker 4: Yikes.

1201
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:12,240
Speaker 2: So school realized the air and sent out retractions.

1202
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:15,520
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh, how long did they already call their grandma

1203
00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:16,080
Speaker 4: and let her go?

1204
00:55:16,480 --> 00:55:19,080
Speaker 2: The follow up notices explained the situation and told the

1205
00:55:19,080 --> 00:55:22,759
Speaker 2: students they are still being considered. But that didn't really help.

1206
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:25,759
Speaker 2: Ye one mom wrote to the school and said, our

1207
00:55:25,840 --> 00:55:28,200
Speaker 2: daughter won't talk about it. She won't even come out

1208
00:55:28,239 --> 00:55:28,680
Speaker 2: of her room.

1209
00:55:28,760 --> 00:55:30,920
Speaker 4: All day.

1210
00:55:30,640 --> 00:55:33,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. But you know life is filled with

1211
00:55:33,320 --> 00:55:34,840
Speaker 2: disappointment kids, so get used to that.

1212
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:36,080
Speaker 4: I know I was gonna say it is a little

1213
00:55:36,080 --> 00:55:36,840
Speaker 4: slice of reality.

1214
00:55:37,239 --> 00:55:40,440
Speaker 2: Following, Georgia State says they will now be triple checking

1215
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:44,120
Speaker 2: their process to make sure this never happens again. And

1216
00:55:44,200 --> 00:55:46,720
Speaker 2: if it does, then they're gonna have to start quadruple

1217
00:55:46,840 --> 00:55:49,759
Speaker 2: checking to make sure it doesn't happen just in case

1218
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:52,160
Speaker 2: they need a redo. On the redo, they will be prepared.

1219
00:55:52,600 --> 00:55:54,200
Speaker 4: I think they need to take email one to one.

1220
00:55:54,360 --> 00:55:57,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, this next laser story is out of summer madness.

1221
00:55:57,920 --> 00:55:58,840
Speaker 3: Oh so mad.

1222
00:55:59,080 --> 00:56:03,080
Speaker 2: The unofficial start of swimming pool season is Memorial Day weekend. Yes,

1223
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:06,920
Speaker 2: and this year's hottest new pool accessory may be the

1224
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:07,839
Speaker 2: coolest ever.

1225
00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:08,520
Speaker 4: What is it?

1226
00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:11,520
Speaker 2: I say that because the candy company that makes airheads

1227
00:56:11,719 --> 00:56:19,279
Speaker 2: have fully developed the first underwater vending machine. Here's here's

1228
00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:21,239
Speaker 2: how it looks like on their website. We'll love the

1229
00:56:21,239 --> 00:56:23,680
Speaker 2: picture on the brook and Jeffrey instra stories Brooks, how

1230
00:56:23,719 --> 00:56:26,560
Speaker 2: would you just how would you describe what that looks like?

1231
00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:29,279
Speaker 4: It looks like a vending machine that's just sat at

1232
00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:32,320
Speaker 4: the bottom of a pool. Jeff that says on it.

1233
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:36,480
Speaker 2: So, this first of its kind underwater vending machine dispenses

1234
00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:40,680
Speaker 2: airheads wall submerged in a pool, and they're selling a

1235
00:56:40,840 --> 00:56:42,520
Speaker 2: limited number of these online.

1236
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:45,440
Speaker 4: Okay, wait, here's that question. How do you get it

1237
00:56:45,480 --> 00:56:47,680
Speaker 4: to drop to the bottom of the machine when it's

1238
00:56:47,719 --> 00:56:48,240
Speaker 4: in the pool?

1239
00:56:48,920 --> 00:56:49,680
Speaker 3: How do you shake it?

1240
00:56:49,960 --> 00:56:52,279
Speaker 4: You to bring cash down there with you?

1241
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:54,560
Speaker 2: I do have answers for these. You're not going to

1242
00:56:54,600 --> 00:56:57,520
Speaker 2: be feeding wet money into it. There's a screen that

1243
00:56:57,640 --> 00:57:00,600
Speaker 2: asks you to pay by doing pool tricks in front

1244
00:57:00,640 --> 00:57:03,719
Speaker 2: of it to get your cane. That's so good, like

1245
00:57:03,880 --> 00:57:07,759
Speaker 2: backflaps or pretending to be at a tea party.

1246
00:57:07,760 --> 00:57:10,560
Speaker 4: Do you think even the machine is gonna get tired of? Look? Mom,

1247
00:57:10,600 --> 00:57:13,799
Speaker 4: look what you didn't see? You didn't see that one?

1248
00:57:13,880 --> 00:57:16,080
Speaker 3: You've done? Thirty six? Can involved away kid.

1249
00:57:16,320 --> 00:57:18,280
Speaker 2: Of course, this isn't gonna come cheap either. They say

1250
00:57:18,280 --> 00:57:21,120
Speaker 2: the machines will come with a lifetime supply of airheads

1251
00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:22,880
Speaker 2: and will cost seven grand.

1252
00:57:23,680 --> 00:57:26,720
Speaker 4: Wow. Is it a life time supply only if you're underwater,

1253
00:57:26,880 --> 00:57:29,040
Speaker 4: because your life is not going to be quite as long.

1254
00:57:29,160 --> 00:57:31,800
Speaker 2: That's a good point. Here's the caveat though. The machines

1255
00:57:31,840 --> 00:57:34,360
Speaker 2: will go on sale beginning on Monday, Memorial Day.

1256
00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:36,080
Speaker 4: You can actually buy the whole thing.

1257
00:57:36,280 --> 00:57:38,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, and at that point they'll post the specs for

1258
00:57:38,800 --> 00:57:42,080
Speaker 2: the pool edition. So we don't know exactly how big

1259
00:57:42,160 --> 00:57:44,480
Speaker 2: or small it's gonna be. It could look different than

1260
00:57:44,520 --> 00:57:46,800
Speaker 2: it does in the ad, but it does sound like

1261
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:47,720
Speaker 2: it will be real.

1262
00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:50,960
Speaker 4: Okay, oh wow, you have to get it. Except airheads

1263
00:57:50,960 --> 00:57:51,840
Speaker 4: are the worst candy.

1264
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:56,160
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, This next laser story is out of cell

1265
00:57:56,200 --> 00:58:00,480
Speaker 2: Phone Central. Recently, a study found that older foots were

1266
00:58:00,520 --> 00:58:04,600
Speaker 2: confused by some basic emojis, like the flushed face with

1267
00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:05,920
Speaker 2: wide eyes and blushed cheeks.

1268
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:06,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, what they think it was.

1269
00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:08,080
Speaker 2: They don't know what that means.

1270
00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:11,400
Speaker 4: Oh, they don't get embarrassed anymore because their life is

1271
00:58:11,440 --> 00:58:11,959
Speaker 4: too long.

1272
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:15,480
Speaker 2: But let's face it, there are some emojis that nobody understands.

1273
00:58:15,840 --> 00:58:17,800
Speaker 2: When a new study was conducted that found the most

1274
00:58:17,840 --> 00:58:21,760
Speaker 2: confusing emojis for everyone, no matter how old are young

1275
00:58:21,840 --> 00:58:24,840
Speaker 2: they are. Okay, here's the top four and what people

1276
00:58:24,920 --> 00:58:29,120
Speaker 2: think they mean? Number four nail polish.

1277
00:58:29,160 --> 00:58:31,000
Speaker 4: Doesn't it just mean you're getting your nails down hand

1278
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:33,160
Speaker 4: with your nails some people?

1279
00:58:33,280 --> 00:58:35,920
Speaker 8: That's for like backhanded insults are like, okay, when you're

1280
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:36,400
Speaker 8: being petty?

1281
00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:38,560
Speaker 4: Really, I think it's just like getting ready.

1282
00:58:39,040 --> 00:58:40,600
Speaker 2: You've heard a bunch of different ones in here. Some

1283
00:58:40,600 --> 00:58:47,400
Speaker 2: people think it means classy or posh. Number three dashing away.

1284
00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:52,080
Speaker 2: Most people think it means moving fast, but others use

1285
00:58:52,120 --> 00:58:54,480
Speaker 2: it as passing gas or feeling.

1286
00:58:54,320 --> 00:58:57,040
Speaker 4: Exhausted because the cloud of dusty.

1287
00:58:58,160 --> 00:59:00,160
Speaker 2: Number two upside down face.

1288
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:01,240
Speaker 3: It's pretty universal.

1289
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:04,440
Speaker 2: Most people think it means sarcasm, but others use it

1290
00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:08,040
Speaker 2: as smiling through pain or if you're trying to be

1291
00:59:08,120 --> 00:59:09,080
Speaker 2: passive aggressive.

1292
00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:11,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, everything's fine upside down.

1293
00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:15,640
Speaker 2: And the number one emoji that people just don't get

1294
00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:17,880
Speaker 2: these days is money with wings?

1295
00:59:19,320 --> 00:59:21,600
Speaker 4: Does that mean that your budget's gone?

1296
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:24,320
Speaker 2: Most people think it means losing money. Others use it

1297
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:27,840
Speaker 2: as gaining money, though, or even transferring money to someone.

1298
00:59:27,920 --> 00:59:33,480
Speaker 4: Okay, look at a cup half full group out there.

1299
00:59:33,560 --> 00:59:35,960
Speaker 2: The one that I don't get is the shell with wings.

1300
00:59:37,560 --> 00:59:40,320
Speaker 2: Is that some sort of Mario Kart reference? Or is

1301
00:59:40,360 --> 00:59:43,160
Speaker 2: it the secret code to get into this guy's apartment?

1302
00:59:44,440 --> 00:59:46,240
Speaker 2: Either way, I'm going to be texting it to them

1303
00:59:46,240 --> 00:59:48,640
Speaker 2: all day long. And that's how means Laser Stories has

1304
00:59:48,640 --> 00:59:50,080
Speaker 2: come to an end for the day. We'll do it again,

1305
00:59:50,240 --> 00:59:51,760
Speaker 2: same time on Friday.

1306
00:59:52,080 --> 00:59:54,520
Speaker 9: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

1307
01:00:00,880 --> 01:00:04,440
Speaker 2: Today, we have a return player named Christina.

1308
01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:05,840
Speaker 4: Why are you so somber?

1309
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:10,000
Speaker 2: When the last time on the show she lost and

1310
01:00:10,080 --> 01:00:13,960
Speaker 2: her quote for why yeah, she says, we cheated. What

1311
01:00:15,240 --> 01:00:19,240
Speaker 2: it came down to the very last question, and Christina says,

1312
01:00:19,320 --> 01:00:24,640
Speaker 2: we never let her answer, causing her to lose the game,

1313
01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:28,959
Speaker 2: and she never got the Brook and Jeffrey monographed beer

1314
01:00:29,040 --> 01:00:33,920
Speaker 2: koozy that her family has always wanted. So Christina slunk

1315
01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:38,000
Speaker 2: off into the shadows, her head hung in defeat. But

1316
01:00:38,240 --> 01:00:44,640
Speaker 2: now months later she is back to say cheaters be damned.

1317
01:00:45,280 --> 01:00:49,440
Speaker 2: She will claim vengeance once and for all, and vows

1318
01:00:49,560 --> 01:00:53,680
Speaker 2: to bring justice to the crime ridden airwaves of this

1319
01:00:53,920 --> 01:00:55,160
Speaker 2: radio station. Shift.

1320
01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:59,200
Speaker 16: When she has finished, she will stand alone on top

1321
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:02,920
Speaker 16: of the smoke during ruins of this show and laughed

1322
01:01:03,120 --> 01:01:06,720
Speaker 16: maniacally saying this brook wad.

1323
01:01:06,640 --> 01:01:07,320
Speaker 4: On me down?

1324
01:01:10,120 --> 01:01:16,400
Speaker 2: Jeffrey bringing music down? Or I am being a little

1325
01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:17,080
Speaker 2: dramatically the.

1326
01:01:17,240 --> 01:01:19,120
Speaker 4: Paper you just crumpled the questions.

1327
01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:21,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, I did crumple of all the questions, didn't I.

1328
01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:24,440
Speaker 4: You got a little carried away. How are you doing, Christina?

1329
01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:26,960
Speaker 18: I'm doing great and you're going down?

1330
01:01:27,080 --> 01:01:30,840
Speaker 4: Okay. You sound just as maniacal as Jeffrey did.

1331
01:01:30,960 --> 01:01:37,640
Speaker 2: Let's hear your evil laugh, Christine, do it. We've created

1332
01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:40,200
Speaker 2: a monster perfect. Let's say Brooke out of the studio

1333
01:01:40,480 --> 01:01:42,280
Speaker 2: and let's go over the rules for everybody. Got thirty

1334
01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:44,320
Speaker 2: seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If you

1335
01:01:44,320 --> 01:01:45,960
Speaker 2: don't know when, you could say past. But you have

1336
01:01:46,040 --> 01:01:47,920
Speaker 2: to beat Brooke outright. If you want to win. Are

1337
01:01:47,960 --> 01:01:48,520
Speaker 2: you ready?

1338
01:01:48,840 --> 01:01:49,360
Speaker 18: I'm ready?

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Speaker 2: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was born on this day in

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Speaker 2: eighteen fifty nine. He was the author of what famous

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Speaker 2: mysteries series Sherlock Holme. What is the most abundant gas

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Speaker 2: in our atmosphere? Oxygen hydrogen or nitrogen.

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Speaker 14: Hydrogen?

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Speaker 2: Blue Steel is a modeling post from what comedy film

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Speaker 2: starng Ben Stiller.

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Speaker 18: Oh Zoolander and my husband does it best?

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Speaker 2: In boxing? What does the T in TKO stand for?

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Speaker 18: Heck Nicole?

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Speaker 2: On this day in nineteen fifty six, NBC first unveiled

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Speaker 2: its new logo on television. Which bird was it? And

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Speaker 2: We're going to give you extra time to answer?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 15: Oo oh Peacock, Well done, Christina.

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Speaker 2: Now Brooke is going to come back. Into the studio

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Speaker 2: and it says on my screener here that you live

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Speaker 2: in a very rural area. And apparently something strange happened yesterday.

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Speaker 18: My son was like, Mom, there was a cow on

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Speaker 18: the way home, like with like these giant horns. And

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Speaker 18: Facebook page and all of a sudden there's like all

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Speaker 18: these people posting like those to Highland cows.

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Speaker 4: This walking down in our road, like the Scottish Highland cows.

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Speaker 4: Those big Harry, those big Hairry.

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Speaker 6: Was you were so cute.

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Speaker 2: Now Brookes, your turn? Are you ready?

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Speaker 4: I'm ready?

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Speaker 2: Your time starts now, Sir Arthur and Arthur Conan Doyle

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Speaker 2: was born on this day in eighteen fifty nine. He

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Speaker 2: was the author of what famous mystery series Nancy Drew.

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Speaker 2: What is the most abundant gas in our atmosphere? Oxygen

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Speaker 2: hydrogen or nitrogen hydrogen? Blue Steel is a modeling pose

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Speaker 2: from what comedy film starring Ben Stiller.

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Speaker 4: Oh what is it called blue Steel pass? I can't remember?

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Speaker 2: In boxing, what does the T in TKO stand for?

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Speaker 4: Total?

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Speaker 2: On this day, in nineteen fifty six, NBC first unveiled

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Speaker 2: its new logo on television. Which bird was it?

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Speaker 4: Teacock?

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Speaker 17: Oh?

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Speaker 2: This is it? Will vengeance be Christina's today? Let's go

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Speaker 12: you got four?

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Speaker 4: I the a Steel did me and I can't remember

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Speaker 4: it's with Owen Wilson. What is that movie called?

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Speaker 3: Well, you'll find out soon.

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Speaker 19: Brook only what Christina?

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Speaker 2: You did it? You took down Brook.

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Speaker 6: Congratulations.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to the answers for everybody. Sir Arthur Conan

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Speaker 2: Doyle was born on this day in eighteen fifty nine.

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Speaker 2: He was the author of Sherlock Holmes. The most abundant

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Speaker 2: gas in our atmosphere is nitrogen. Seventy eight percent of

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Speaker 2: our atmosphere is made up of it.

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Speaker 3: I was the answer because I'm gassy.

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Speaker 4: It was like they should have called it blue Steel true.

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Speaker 2: The t n TKO stands for technical technical Knockout. On

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Speaker 2: this day, in nineteen fifty six, NBC unveiled its new

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Speaker 2: logo of the peacock.

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