Speaker 1: The girl is only films to be buried with. Hello,
Speaker 1: and welcome to films to be buried with. My name
Speaker 1: is Brett Goldstein. I'm a comedian, an actor, a writer,
Speaker 1: a director, a thief in the night, and I love films.
Speaker 1: As Frank Sinatra once said, the big lesson in life,
Speaker 1: baby is never be scared of anyone or anything except hereditary.
Speaker 1: That one really shited me up. Wow, can't blame the
Speaker 1: old crooner. There is a scary film. Every week I
Speaker 1: invite a special guest over. I tell them they've died.
Speaker 1: Then I get them to discuss their life through the
Speaker 1: films that meant the most of them. Previous guests include
Speaker 1: Barry Jenkins, himesh Patel, Sharon Stone, and even Brambles. But
Speaker 1: this week it's the brilliant actor, writer, podcaster, and web
Speaker 1: series creator and Audible creator. It's Felicia Day. Head over
Speaker 1: to the Patreon at patreon dot com forward slash Brett Goldstein,
Speaker 1: where you get extra stuff from all the episodes. You
Speaker 1: get extra questions, you get a secret from the guest.
Speaker 1: You also get the whole episode uncut and ad free,
Speaker 1: and does a video. Find out all of that over
Speaker 1: at Patreon dot com forwards last Brett Goldstein, so Felicia
Speaker 1: Day is an actor, a writer, a producer, a creator,
Speaker 1: a podcaster, a twitter a gamer, and a legend to
Speaker 1: many many people. She made her own show, The Guild,
Speaker 1: which ran for many many years. She's just made something
Speaker 1: huge for Audible. She is a person who fucking makes
Speaker 1: shit happen. It was very exciting to talk to Iver
Speaker 1: recorded this on Zoom a few weeks ago. I'd never
Speaker 1: met her before, and I think you're really going to
Speaker 1: like this one. So that is it for now. I
Speaker 1: very much hope you enjoy episode two hundred and seventy
Speaker 1: six of Films to be Buried With. Hello, and welcome
Speaker 1: to Films to be Buried With. It is I Brett Goldstein,
Speaker 1: and I am joined today by an actor, a writer,
Speaker 1: a creator, a podcaster, a gamer, and Molden Butler, a
Speaker 1: writer anything else that is possible to be a doing
Speaker 1: all the things at all the times person in a
Speaker 1: way that means everyone else look lazy. It she is.
Speaker 1: It's the one and only. Please welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: It's release today.
Speaker 2: Yay. You know, honestly, I just wanted to I wanted
Speaker 2: to be in the Guinness Book of world records with
Speaker 2: the number of hyphens in my biography, and I think
Speaker 2: I'm getting up there.
Speaker 3: I'm getting there.
Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you. I always try and like
Speaker 1: add when I have guests on and I'll say, like,
Speaker 1: you know, a person who walks down the street, I'll
Speaker 1: try and build things so that they have more hyphens.
Speaker 1: With you, I didn't have enough breath for all the hyphens.
Speaker 2: No, you're you're a classically trained actor. You have all
Speaker 2: the breath in the world. I know.
Speaker 1: I mean I'm not, and I don't, but thank you.
Speaker 1: How's it going? See? How are you? Where are you?
Speaker 2: I live in Los Angeles and it is it's really
Speaker 2: nice here right now it's like seventy two degrees. But
Speaker 2: I'm about to go to Hawaii tomorrow, so I'm really
Speaker 2: rubbing it in today. I'm sorry you what?
Speaker 1: Why holiday? What do you say?
Speaker 2: Well, I'm in a show called Supernatural and sometimes we
Speaker 2: do conventions with the cast, so we're doing that so
Speaker 2: it's kind of work but not really. And then the
Speaker 2: week after that, I'm going to Costa Rica, So can
Speaker 2: I be a bigger dick? Right now?
Speaker 1: You're right? This is great? Sorry, your life is so
Speaker 1: I'm happy for you. I'm happy for you. This is good.
Speaker 1: So you You are a hero to many people, including
Speaker 1: some people that I work with, who say that you
Speaker 1: inspired them to do everything that they do because you started.
Speaker 1: You just made your own shit, built a whole series, wrote, directed,
Speaker 1: created it, made it a hit, did everything.
Speaker 2: That's amazing. So somebody, that's how I got on here
Speaker 2: because I knew somebody who liked my work that works
Speaker 2: with you. That's really neat. I appreciate that they were.
Speaker 1: They were bigging you up so much, and they were like,
Speaker 1: you have to you have to check out all that stuff,
Speaker 1: and I'm sorry that I didn't. I'm not so big
Speaker 1: in the gaming one thing that that, and I didn't
Speaker 1: know the stuff. But when I look into everything he's done,
Speaker 1: it's pretty fucking amazing and weirdly, or not weirdly, I
Speaker 1: watched the first episode of the Guild and the last
Speaker 1: episode of the Gild, and it's like, it's such an
Speaker 1: amazing thing to see the production values and everything, and
Speaker 1: then it starts really great, ends really great, but it's
Speaker 1: like it becomes a fucking thing.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we shot it in a closet with like
Speaker 2: a two hundred dollar camera and one hundred dollars and
Speaker 2: then for six years we wrote and I didn't direct,
Speaker 2: I did produce everything. I kind of show ran the
Speaker 2: whole thing. And we did six seasons over six years.
Speaker 2: And yeah, it is really different because we got actual budget,
Speaker 2: but it was still only the budget of.
Speaker 3: A very very very very like indie movie.
Speaker 2: Like it's like maybe the craft service budget of an
Speaker 2: actual television show. So you never had money, and we
Speaker 2: always shot it in my house, but we had millions
Speaker 2: of fans all over the world, which is really exciting.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I appreciate that.
Speaker 1: It's so cool and it's everything I admire. I like
Speaker 1: people who just fucking get it done. I love it.
Speaker 2: I explain it well. I mean, you're not a stranger
Speaker 2: to Hollywood, and you know how long it takes to
Speaker 2: get anything made, if it ever gets it's like one
Speaker 2: percent of things ever get made, and even if you're
Speaker 2: paid for it and never gets seen. And that is
Speaker 2: so frustrating to me. I hate it. And that's you know,
Speaker 2: why I've done this audible project we'll eventually talk about,
Speaker 2: and why I do graphic novels and I stream I
Speaker 2: just like making stuff and like every time I get
Speaker 2: into that cycle of like, let's adapt to my p
Speaker 2: for someone, or like, try to pitch a show. It's
Speaker 2: like three years goes by and you got nothing to
Speaker 2: show for it. It's awful.
Speaker 1: Agreed, I just want to make shit. I agree. What
Speaker 1: is your audible thing? This is your latest thing? What
Speaker 1: is this? What is this?
Speaker 2: It's a television show I wanted to make. I pitched
Speaker 2: no one wanted it, and I was like, you're not
Speaker 2: telling me I can't make it. So I basically found
Speaker 2: someone audible to help me make it into the television
Speaker 2: show I always dreamed about. So it's about it's like
Speaker 2: a fantasy comedy. It's about a chosen one who fails
Speaker 2: and kind of like fifteen years later gets a world
Speaker 2: blown up when this girl enters it and sort of
Speaker 2: makes her reevaluate her past and like create this much
Speaker 2: different future than did she imagined for her. So it's
Speaker 2: kind of like I think the biggest compliment with somebody
Speaker 2: said it was kind of like a Hitchhiker's guy, the
Speaker 2: Gaxy or Red Dwarf or something like that, because that's
Speaker 2: like comedy. Yeah, So it's very like big price, no
Speaker 2: thank you, thank you one Amazon reviewer. So anyway, it's
Speaker 2: seven hours of content, ten episodes. Neil Gaiman is in it,
Speaker 2: Sean Aston, Lily Pitchew, London, London Hughes, who you might
Speaker 2: be familiar with. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it.
Speaker 1: That's side. So congratulations.
Speaker 2: I was intimidated to come on this podcast because I
Speaker 2: know it's about film, and I feel like I had
Speaker 2: a kid like six years ago, and I have not
Speaker 2: been keeping up with my film and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: he's a fancy film guy.
Speaker 3: He's gonna like be upset.
Speaker 2: I haven't seen Raging Bull lately like he's I was
Speaker 2: very intimidated.
Speaker 1: Did you listen to an episode and go, oh no,
Speaker 1: he likes Grease too. It's still going to be fine.
Speaker 2: Yes, my expectations were brought down. But like you know,
Speaker 2: you have a fancy name, you look fancy. I just
Speaker 2: assume you're going to be a film you know, aficionado,
Speaker 2: and I'm certainly not that person. So I appreciate you
Speaker 2: being a little bit on my level.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm a dummy, don't worry about that now. So
Speaker 1: have you only watched kids films the last six years
Speaker 1: or no films?
Speaker 2: I would say kids films? I mean I will listen.
Speaker 2: Frozen one and two bring me to tears every time
Speaker 2: I watched them. Okay, Maana when she walks toward Taffiti like,
Speaker 2: I'm just you know, it's lady empowerment time.
Speaker 3: I'm just very excited.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I haven't. I mean, listen, I'm not going
Speaker 2: to pay one hundred dollars to pay a sitter to
Speaker 2: watch my kids so I can watch a movie.
Speaker 1: Felicia, What I've forgotten to tell you something? What what
Speaker 1: I forgot to tell you, Felicia is that you've died.
Speaker 1: You're dead? Oh? No, yeah, you're dead.
Speaker 2: Who's depressing?
Speaker 1: Is it depressing? I guess it is. You've got a
Speaker 1: fuck loads of stuff you still need to do? How
Speaker 1: did you die? I guess is the real question here?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: My death? Did it happen right now? Or can it
Speaker 2: happen in the future, because.
Speaker 1: I do stop to it kind happened right, Yeah, it's.
Speaker 2: After my kid has grown up. Okay, eighteen, so this
Speaker 2: is like eighteen.
Speaker 1: Listen, No, listen, with all due respect, I think you're
Speaker 1: still fucking your kid up. You're doing at eighteen?
Speaker 2: Okay? What age is going to be? The age which
Speaker 2: I'm not a kid up.
Speaker 1: There's no good age. But you're now saying let's just
Speaker 1: let her finish go.
Speaker 2: She's twenty five, you're still sucking her up.
Speaker 4: Well, okay, listen, I don't know do you have children, Like.
Speaker 1: No, But I'm aware of what happens, right, I mean,
Speaker 1: twenty five is back than eighteen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, twenty she's twenty five. I'm thirty again. I'm
Speaker 2: still thirty, okay, okay, And I'm like, well, my dream
Speaker 2: is at a certain point. My kid is at the
Speaker 2: house and I just sell everything and I just wander
Speaker 2: the world.
Speaker 3: So I got nothing, I own.
Speaker 2: Nothing, and I'm just like airbnbing myself around the world
Speaker 2: a month here, a month there. So basically, I decide
Speaker 2: to go and commune with the animals in a jungle somewhere,
Speaker 2: maybe the rainforest or in India. And I get mold
Speaker 2: by a tiger. Okay, but it's quick, it's not that painful.
Speaker 2: They go for the throat first. I'm dead very fast,
Speaker 2: and then I feed the world with my corpse and
Speaker 2: that's how I die.
Speaker 1: Okay, where were you when this tiger molded very quickly?
Speaker 2: Let's just say India. You know, it's like a bad.
Speaker 2: You know, yeah, maybe life was really not the anti
Speaker 2: life of.
Speaker 1: Pipes somewhere in India. You get mold by a tiger
Speaker 1: and then you feed the world. So we're discovering that
Speaker 1: you're quite enormous at this age.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, you know, I love to eat and at
Speaker 2: that point I won't be an actor and I'll have
Speaker 2: to stay a certain weight.
Speaker 1: So beyond mobidly at base you're like big.
Speaker 2: I transform it a guy you are by gold unit.
Speaker 1: All right, you get mob bi. I mean impressed the
Speaker 1: tiger can get near jugular or something. But the tiger did.
Speaker 2: They climb me like a mountain?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, pretty may. I mean that's a pretty big
Speaker 1: gift to the world.
Speaker 2: So it sounds like Me and Zaka film.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like really impressive to the sequel Felicia. Okay,
Speaker 1: so that's good. That's a good way to die. You did.
Speaker 1: You did good with your buddy. I mean, at the
Speaker 1: same time, you probably to have got that size. You've
Speaker 1: used up in an awful lot of resources, so I
Speaker 1: think it's probably just balanced out. You're feeding them out
Speaker 1: after it.
Speaker 2: It's all recycling, right, it just.
Speaker 1: Goes back into the Yeah, okay, do you worry about death, Felicia,
Speaker 1: Do you worry about dying.
Speaker 3: Only when I go through an airport scanner.
Speaker 2: For some reason, I'm always worrying that when I go
Speaker 2: through the scanner the airport, like a tumor is popping
Speaker 2: up somewhere inside. That's my flight anxiety.
Speaker 1: I thought you meant that you got through the scanner
Speaker 1: and they and they tell you you've got kinds of they
Speaker 1: have a side they got seen.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, it's been ever. They're like, oh,
Speaker 2: we saw a growth. That would be horrible. Now I
Speaker 2: get like I got hypochondria. I got a little bit
Speaker 2: of hypochondria, but not in the air. I know that
Speaker 2: I'm helpless in the air, so I don't actually get
Speaker 2: nervous while flying. It's just going through the airport scanner
Speaker 2: and the bag scanner.
Speaker 3: I'm like, there's something coming through here.
Speaker 1: So, yeah, what do you think happens when you die?
Speaker 3: Do you think, no, we're just meat, We're just meet
Speaker 3: and we're doing you.
Speaker 1: Are when you die? Yeah? Yeah, he certainly are for
Speaker 1: the entire world. So you think that there's nothing just
Speaker 1: fang blackout in your consciousness?
Speaker 2: Nothing, I don't think. So, I mean, really, where's the
Speaker 2: evidence of anything. Where's the evidence of anything? I mean,
Speaker 2: it's nice to think of. I mean, I feel like
Speaker 2: there's a lot of maybe like undetectable energy, like you know,
Speaker 2: intuition and stuff like that. But then now scientists are
Speaker 2: saying that it's just like really fast microcomputing in.
Speaker 3: Your brain, and I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'd like to think there's something more, but i'd like
Speaker 2: to I think it's maybe like an amorphous life force
Speaker 2: that we're like we go back in the bin and
Speaker 2: somebody gets a little bit of it, So not really reincarnation,
Speaker 2: but like everybody gets everybody's in a life pool and
Speaker 2: you get a little body and then you got to
Speaker 2: put it back in the pool and it goes other places.
Speaker 1: Well, so in the same way that your buddy having
Speaker 1: been mob bid, it feeds the earth. You think you're
Speaker 1: so your consciousness bits of that guide to everyone else
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 2: In the poll, Yeah, that would be my ideal. So
Speaker 2: you're not like hanging on to your past, like you're
Speaker 2: not like a continuous being, but you're at least feeding
Speaker 2: the existence of everything. I don't know. That would be.
Speaker 1: Nice so much so someone gets your good bits and
Speaker 1: someone else gets your bad bits, and it spreads around
Speaker 1: a bit, so it's almost a lottery of which bit
Speaker 1: of which person you're getting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it makes a whole person, yeah, or like not
Speaker 2: a person an aunt. I mean, we're all life forces,
Speaker 2: you know. Not I should be a vegetarian with this philosophy.
Speaker 2: I am not, but I should theoretically be because it
Speaker 2: could be my grandma eaten you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it could be. But your grandma could also be
Speaker 1: a plan. You don't know, it's true.
Speaker 3: Also, I would want to be eaten.
Speaker 2: Put me to use, you know, like I don't understand
Speaker 2: about embalming your body and like sticking you in a
Speaker 2: coffin and you're like you're completely cut off from like
Speaker 2: what made you just throw me in the ground man?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Well, and by ground, do you mean into the
Speaker 1: tiger's den?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly where you.
Speaker 1: Can be eaten. Yeah, just throw you in.
Speaker 2: The mixer, yeah, exactly, like a composter, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 2: grind me up. Yeah, lovely, lovely. It's a very good point.
Speaker 1: Yeah that is. I mean, what is the point of
Speaker 1: keeping it with their dead buddies?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't get it. I think it's
Speaker 2: a waste of time every time I see. You know,
Speaker 2: I just was in Copenhagen and they turned a huge
Speaker 2: cemetery in the middle of town into a park, and
Speaker 2: I was like, this is lovely because people can sit
Speaker 2: and go through and they can be like, hey, look
Speaker 2: it's Bobby.
Speaker 3: He died a hundred years ago. I wonder what that
Speaker 3: guy was about.
Speaker 1: So so what the park? Does it still have headstones
Speaker 1: when they get rid of the headstone?
Speaker 3: No, there's news, there's new headstones.
Speaker 2: There are people being buried there now. But then you
Speaker 2: could just kind of wander through and like sit and
Speaker 2: have picnic and see people's gravestones.
Speaker 1: Interesting, Yeah, why not? I don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's a space thing. It's taking up a lot
Speaker 2: of space. Yeah, it's a lot of space. Like ever
Speaker 2: keep it in la a lot. But they're like that
Speaker 2: one cemetery that's near the zoo and it's like eight forever. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like hundreds of acres of just you know green.
Speaker 3: I'm like, this is a waste. Put a playground in there.
Speaker 2: You know, the golf course on this exactly. It's a
Speaker 2: new kind of dog. You're gonna dodge around the two.
Speaker 1: Yeah, then it's like minigolf meats big golf because you've
Speaker 1: got to navigate their headstoves. It's quite a good idea.
Speaker 2: I would put a windmill of her mind. There would
Speaker 2: be a gooftah.
Speaker 1: That's a great idea. Well, I got news for you,
Speaker 1: Felicia Day. Okay, there is a heaven. There is a heaven,
Speaker 1: and you're welcome there. Actually, and it's filled with your
Speaker 1: favorite thing. What's your favorite thing?
Speaker 2: If it's not my daughter, it's video games, So.
Speaker 1: It's video games. Quick question on your video games thing.
Speaker 1: Because in the beginning of the guild and in an
Speaker 1: interview I reviewed, is just talk of like addiction and whatever.
Speaker 1: Are you still addicted to video guys? How is your
Speaker 1: relationship with video games love of your life? A problem?
Speaker 1: Where are you at? No?
Speaker 2: No, no, I monetize my hobby. I'd stream on Twitch
Speaker 2: so that and I monetize it only to justify being
Speaker 2: away from my kid because it's a quote unquote job.
Speaker 2: And sometimes you know, I'm like, oh, I'm keeping up
Speaker 2: by gaming profile so that sometimes I get sponsorship or
Speaker 2: like you know, brand deals or whatever. But really it's
Speaker 2: just because I love video games. So yes, I am
Speaker 2: not addicted and I part of me kind of is
Speaker 2: you know those times when you're an actor and you
Speaker 2: just have no fulfillment and you're just like wandering around
Speaker 2: for anyone to approve of you, even though it's completely speecious,
Speaker 2: and you don't you know, you know it's not about
Speaker 2: your talent and who you are, but it actually is.
Speaker 2: And then you're just crying in the car after an audition.
Speaker 2: The best thing to do is because and play a
Speaker 2: video game. Right, So that's what I did, and that's
Speaker 2: why I wrote the Guild because I was addicted to
Speaker 2: video games. The only thing that made me happy was
Speaker 2: kind of logging onto this false sense of like I
Speaker 2: have purpose. I'm farming, you know, fake weeds. But I
Speaker 2: did turn it into something productive, and now I truly
Speaker 2: just play for fun. I stream like three times a week,
Speaker 2: and you know, it's just three hour chunks. It's like
Speaker 2: watching three movies a week. You know.
Speaker 3: That's why I don't keep sproaming these as much.
Speaker 1: That's fair, all right, Well, your heaven is filled with
Speaker 1: video games. Every room is a video game. Sometimes you're
Speaker 1: in the video game, sometimes you're sitting playing the video game.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you're just watching the video game. But it's got
Speaker 1: all the kinds that you could love and enjoy it.
Speaker 1: They're everywhere and everyone there is either a character from
Speaker 1: a video game that you like or someone that you
Speaker 1: like playing video games with. We're so happy to see you,
Speaker 1: but they want to talk to you about your life
Speaker 1: through film, and you're like, oh, fuck, I haven't watched
Speaker 1: many films. They're like, well, you're here and we're going
Speaker 1: to try. The first thing they ask you is, what's
Speaker 1: the first film you remember seeing? Felicia Day?
Speaker 2: Okay, the first film I remember seeing is Bamby And
Speaker 2: when the mom died it was trauma.
Speaker 1: Yeah, trauma and you want to be dead at eighteen
Speaker 1: when you're kids eighteen, haven't seen Baby? I don't.
Speaker 2: It's not seen Bamby. No, No, I mean it's horrible.
Speaker 2: It's the worst thing in the world. I'm like, how
Speaker 2: is this okay? But I don't know. If you've read
Speaker 2: a lot of like nineteen cent tree literature for kids,
Speaker 2: you know it's all about orphans.
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, Old Disney, Harry Potter, Everyone's it's the dream,
Speaker 1: isn't it.
Speaker 2: It's the dream to get rid of those parents at
Speaker 2: a very young age and be on your own. Man.
Speaker 2: It really is the Orphan Dream, but for Bamby see,
Speaker 2: I'm I anthropomorphize animals in cinema to the point where
Speaker 2: I actually can't watch them. Like remember the King Kong
Speaker 2: movie where they went to the island and they it
Speaker 2: was the Peter Jackson one. It was probably like ten
Speaker 2: years ago. I started sobbing so hysterically within the first
Speaker 2: ten minutes when they were trying to capture Kong on
Speaker 2: the island that I had to leave the cinema.
Speaker 3: And this is as a very adult woman.
Speaker 2: So like when there's an animal Baker reel on screen,
Speaker 2: I cannot deal. And I think it's all rooted in
Speaker 2: the trauma of seeing Barbie. I mean, not Barbie bad
Speaker 2: Bambe way too early bar Barbie.
Speaker 1: Too oh man. I mean yeah, it's very true, bag
Speaker 1: And it's funny. I always mentioned this on the podcast,
Speaker 1: but I just go. I recorded this with my friend
Speaker 1: Richien Kind and say, and she said something. I think
Speaker 1: she was talking about Bambi, but like she said, you
Speaker 1: read all these things where it's like it's actually good
Speaker 1: for children to watch these films because it prepares them
Speaker 1: for death or something like that. And she said when
Speaker 1: her dad died that she never thought for a second.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I'm glad I saw Bambi. That made this
Speaker 1: much easier.
Speaker 2: Yes, and Dumbo is just as traumatic.
Speaker 1: Forget it, dum forget it.
Speaker 2: No cheers everywhere. So yeah, now that's that's the first
Speaker 2: movie I remember seeing. I mean, I don't remember ever enjoy.
Speaker 2: I'm the kind of person who always remembers the bad
Speaker 2: things in life, so like, I don't remember like, oh,
Speaker 2: I had such a pleasurable time at this I remember
Speaker 2: the trauma of each trying to be captured. And I
Speaker 2: remember like my mom taking me to Aliens and being
Speaker 2: so traumatized that I just sat in the lobby the
Speaker 2: whole time, where she was like get out. You know,
Speaker 2: like all I remember are traumatic events. I don't remember like, wow,
Speaker 2: that was awesome. No, that's not my brain.
Speaker 1: Well all right, and what about the film that scared
Speaker 1: you the Mice? Do you like me scared? No? So?
Speaker 1: Do you not like scary video games? Betty? Scary games? Oh?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I scream no. You know what. I have a very
Speaker 2: high fight or flight response, which is why I'm so
Speaker 2: bad at auditions. I just run screaming from any situation
Speaker 2: where people are judging me. So I do not have
Speaker 2: the tolerance for it, so I don't watch any scary
Speaker 2: films at all. And I guess the scariest was Aliens
Speaker 2: because I was so terrified and it was in a
Speaker 2: dark theater and I was probably like I don't know, nine,
Speaker 2: or you know, maybe even younger, like seven or eight.
Speaker 3: It was too early, too early.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't be at the cinema watching Aliens at seven, ye.
Speaker 3: So yeah, that was definitely the scariest.
Speaker 2: I think I saw a little bit of like Jason,
Speaker 2: you know, I remember seeing the guy with the ski
Speaker 2: mask and just you know, being traumatized by that and
Speaker 2: having that haunt my dreams, thinking that he was in
Speaker 2: my dreams. I watched probably like fifteen minutes that when
Speaker 2: I was too young. So yeah, as an adult, I
Speaker 2: really do shelter myself from all trauma because everything scares me.
Speaker 3: Why that's not my entertainment.
Speaker 1: Fact? I mean, is there is there? Is there anything
Speaker 1: in Again, I'm taking this off the guild, but the
Speaker 1: fake worlds of video games versus real word. I've played
Speaker 1: some video games and video guys, but I've never done
Speaker 1: the I've never tried it. It's no judgment as in
Speaker 1: I've just never done it. I don't know warcraft thing
Speaker 1: where you're fully a character and you exist in as
Speaker 1: well and you're meeting people and stuff like that. Is
Speaker 1: that just a wonderful thing that takes you. That is
Speaker 1: a safe space that you're like not in the world.
Speaker 3: Oh for sure, Oh for sure.
Speaker 2: I mean you can.
Speaker 3: There are co op.
Speaker 2: Games where you can play terrifying games, and I've been
Speaker 2: terrified by them. So having my friends with me didn't
Speaker 2: make me less terrified. There was a ghost eating me.
Speaker 2: But like there are I love playing co op games
Speaker 2: with my friends where we're just kind of hanging out
Speaker 2: and we're doing stuff together. Like I'm playing a game
Speaker 2: called My Time at sand Rock and it's like a
Speaker 2: farming game. We have a farm, we build houses, we like,
Speaker 2: go out and get rocks to build machines with, so
Speaker 2: the machines will make us do collectors, so we have
Speaker 2: water to make the farm grow crops, and like we're
Speaker 2: working together and then we're just chatting the whole time.
Speaker 2: So that kind of collaboration and like activity, you know,
Speaker 2: actively doing with your friends is really fun, probably better
Speaker 2: to do in real life than you can, but we don't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you to have a fun. That's so nice. And
Speaker 1: when you're talking, you're just talking about your life's talking
Speaker 1: about today. You're not just talking about we need to
Speaker 1: get a truck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well we're screaming at each other that we don't
Speaker 2: have enough wood to build this thing, and like you
Speaker 2: need to go solve this quest while I do this.
Speaker 2: But yeah, we're chatting. I mean I play a lot
Speaker 2: of Fortnite too, which I never oh yeah yeah, and
Speaker 2: you just kind of like jump out and you just shop.
Speaker 2: You know, you're shopping and you're getting good outfits and
Speaker 2: you're you're shopping for guns, and then you're maybe killing
Speaker 2: as many people as you can. It's so fun.
Speaker 1: Yeay, killing them in their fun sweet way, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's so sweet. Yeah. What about crying? Are you a crier?
Speaker 1: What is the film that made you cry the most? Oh?
Speaker 2: God, all right, I will tell you it's a terrible,
Speaker 2: terrible I mean again, we talk about King Kong, so
Speaker 2: that's traumatic crying. Right. I had to walk out a
Speaker 2: Babe Pig in the City because that was also a
Speaker 2: traumatizing film for me. Yeah, I mean that's that film
Speaker 2: with the fire. Are you do you remember that film?
Speaker 2: That is a stressful film, yeah, too stressful. But the
Speaker 2: one that made me dry heave and I just literally
Speaker 2: was like snot everywhere was a terrible movie called My Life.
Speaker 3: And I think Michael Keaton was in it.
Speaker 1: Ah My life with Nicole Gibbon, where he's recording videos
Speaker 1: for their baby because he's dying, and so the whole
Speaker 1: film of videos he's making for his kid that hasn't
Speaker 1: been born yet. About that, yeah, fuck in my life.
Speaker 1: I forgot about that.
Speaker 2: It was literally just made to ring you out, like
Speaker 2: there's no other function for that movie, like let's just traumatize,
Speaker 2: like not trauma, but just like let's get every tear
Speaker 2: out of this per it was and I saw it
Speaker 2: with my mom and it was just like traumatic. I
Speaker 2: mean it's it's like the first ten minutes of Up.
Speaker 1: But spread over an hour forty five.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh god, it's so traumatic.
Speaker 1: I forgot about my life. Respect for bringing that up. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a good I mean, is it good? I
Speaker 2: don't remember it being good. Yeah, So did you think
Speaker 2: do you think My Life was a good movie? Like,
Speaker 2: I don't think it was reviewed, like this is an
Speaker 2: eternal I don't think did it win anything?
Speaker 3: Probably not, Like it was just.
Speaker 1: I think, but it was a sort of film they
Speaker 1: don't make anymore. It was like a Hollywood film that
Speaker 1: was a weepye that was like from mid budget. It
Speaker 1: was good. Yeah, I think it was a good film,
Speaker 1: good sid film. And I think it was the guy
Speaker 1: I got a memory for this stuff and nothing else.
Speaker 1: The guy who directs it, writes it, I think is
Speaker 1: the guy who wrote Ghost, the film Ghost.
Speaker 2: Oh so he was like a weepy special he liked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he likes death and stuff. Yeah. Wow, I mean
Speaker 1: I think it's probably a good film, solid film, good solid. Yeah,
Speaker 1: as far as I remember.
Speaker 2: Bruce Joel Rubin Bruce Joel, he's a meditation teacher and photographer,
Speaker 2: so he is like.
Speaker 1: Here, he's indeed, he's in. Did he write Guys?
Speaker 2: He tell you where we went? He wrote Ghost. The
Speaker 2: last thing he wrote was Ghosts the musical. Did he
Speaker 2: pass Away? No, he's still alive. He's just chilling. He's like,
Speaker 2: I did it. Well. He also, I'm sorry. He also
Speaker 2: wrote Deep Impact, which feels not on brand fast.
Speaker 1: Ah well yeah, no. Deep Impact is all about death
Speaker 1: with the father and daughter holding each other while the
Speaker 1: big wave hits them.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're right. That's the that's I got the Crater.
Speaker 3: Movies mixed up. Okay, yes, there were two.
Speaker 1: That yeah, yeah, no, how I get it.
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What is the film that you love? It is not
Speaker 1: critically acclaimed, most people don't like it, but you love
Speaker 1: it unconditionally.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, this is really hard because, as you know
Speaker 2: or may not know, I'm in Mystery Science Theater three
Speaker 2: thousand and I loved Mystery Science Theater three thousands. So
Speaker 2: there are so many bad films that I love, and
Speaker 2: I kind of love that films I used to. I
Speaker 2: got my start in the film business in Austin volunteerings
Speaker 2: for film festivals like south By Southwest and Great Austin
Speaker 2: Screenwriting Festivals. So I've seen my you know, I love
Speaker 2: how the sausage is made, and I like seeing how
Speaker 2: a movie like I see. I like seeing a movie
Speaker 2: that's not that great because you could see how it's made,
Speaker 2: and then you appreciate everything else a little bit more,
Speaker 2: and then you appreciate something about it that's great that
Speaker 2: might not be everything, but like you were, just like, wow,
Speaker 2: that was really worth making. So for me, I guess
Speaker 2: the movie would be like Kroll or something.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, yeah, yeah, why not.
Speaker 2: That's a great say yeah that, and I will say
Speaker 2: Underworld with Kate Uscottsdale is one of my favorite movies.
Speaker 1: Underworlde one of twenty or something.
Speaker 2: One or twenty, I don't care. I don't know. It
Speaker 2: was kind of my dream. I was like, should I
Speaker 2: get a boob and a nose job and try to be
Speaker 2: in one of these movies as an extra? I was like,
Speaker 2: could I do it? But I'm not Eastern European enough
Speaker 2: or something like, it's not gonna happen. But anyway, I
Speaker 2: love it. I love the everything about the outfits. I
Speaker 2: love the vampire lore, I love the style, I love
Speaker 2: the fighting.
Speaker 1: Right, it's great. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Just if they did a TV show, I really would
Speaker 2: be like, get me in there. I want to be
Speaker 2: the person who loads me. I want to be the
Speaker 2: cue for the Underworld world. All right, I'll be the
Speaker 2: one who loads everybody's daggers. Yes, give them some.
Speaker 3: I'll give him some gadgets.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, I'm going to Actually.
Speaker 1: That's a great idea.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: On the other hand, what is a film that you
Speaker 1: used to love, you loved it very much, but you've
Speaker 1: watched it recently and you thought I like this no more.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, well I think that could be any like
Speaker 2: eighties comedy. You know you watch like the Porky's and
Speaker 2: you're like, oh oh oh yeah.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, it doesn't hold up. It don't hold up.
Speaker 1: It really doesn't. Eighties comedies. I'm problematic now. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And you know it's it's a whole new world.
Speaker 2: You know, it's very interesting how like sexuality, like it
Speaker 2: was okay, like is it is it the sexuality that
Speaker 2: makes me a comment? No, it's just like the way
Speaker 2: theyproach the sexuality.
Speaker 3: But like, I think we could use more liberated boobs
Speaker 3: in movies.
Speaker 2: So agreed, Yeah, let's just get them out, but let's
Speaker 2: get them out in a more respectful way. So yeah,
Speaker 2: I regret so much I didn't get him out earlier
Speaker 2: in my life and I breastfood, so it's not happening now.
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, you're right, because it's about how it's
Speaker 1: approached them. Yeah, it's always weird. But there's so many
Speaker 1: EGS comedies where it's.
Speaker 2: Like ha ha ha.
Speaker 1: Hit some boobs ha ha.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's built very male, gayzy and always
Speaker 2: very jiggly, and like I think there's like a. There's
Speaker 2: an area between that and Lena Dunnoman girls, Like, there's
Speaker 2: something in between them we can get into, you know. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's something you can do with the lighting. You know,
Speaker 2: let's celebrate the body without objectifying it, and we don't
Speaker 2: have to really like, oh, that's what that looks like
Speaker 2: on a bad Monday, you know, not talking about her body.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying the movie shot it, Okay, like she's beautiful.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, lazy love that show. What is the film
Speaker 1: that means the mice to you? Not necessarily the film
Speaker 1: itself is any good, but because the experience you had
Speaker 1: around seeing the film will always make it special to
Speaker 1: you for this shit day.
Speaker 2: Okay, well this is kind of like my favorite film area,
Speaker 2: so I'll go ahead and just throw it in. Because
Speaker 2: when I was a child, I was homeschooled and I
Speaker 2: never left my house.
Speaker 3: I had no friends, no birthday parties, nothing.
Speaker 2: My mom homeschooled me, but it was really just like
Speaker 2: shut the door, we don't go out until we go
Speaker 2: to ballet class. So I had no concept of what
Speaker 2: other children liked or appreciated or liked in other people.
Speaker 2: So I would do a little bit of work on
Speaker 2: my own, you know, like a wolf. I'd be like, oh,
Speaker 2: I should learn some math today, you know, and then
Speaker 2: I would watch AMC all day. So like I never
Speaker 2: watched contemporary. We went to the movies sometimes, but I
Speaker 2: would watch like Betty graybole and like my idea of
Speaker 2: a woman was formed by watching mostly comedies from the thirty.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's very interesting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so my favorite movie, and I had it on
Speaker 2: a VHS tape. You guys, this is a format that
Speaker 2: you've probably never seen because we didn't have any fancy
Speaker 2: stuff for a long time. I had Bringing Up Baby
Speaker 2: starring Kry Grant and Catherine Hepburn, on a VHS type
Speaker 2: and I played it so many times I wore out
Speaker 2: the tape and I had to throw it away because
Speaker 2: it broke. And that is my favorite film. And that's
Speaker 2: this film that I would watch, I'm not kidding two
Speaker 2: times a week. I would put it in there, and
Speaker 2: I loved it so much, and I think it really
Speaker 2: informed my idea about what women, you know, in comedy
Speaker 2: should be like that kind of screwball. Screwball woman is
Speaker 2: kind of like super empowered, like super yeah, confident in herself.
Speaker 1: What's your theory and why that went. Why did that,
Speaker 1: you know changed?
Speaker 2: It's very interesting. I think the fifties came in and
Speaker 2: women got oppressed a lot after the war was over.
Speaker 2: You know, they were kind of put in their place
Speaker 2: and whom the men came back and shoved them into
Speaker 2: more of a home role, and the ideal of a
Speaker 2: woman became very like, we need women to get back
Speaker 2: to where we want them to be. And you know,
Speaker 2: I think women became a lot more liberated obviously in
Speaker 2: the seventies, but it was more like an angry liberated,
Speaker 2: you know, versus like we're having fun liberated, we're doing
Speaker 2: our own thing. And so I think, you know, the
Speaker 2: nineties had that, you know, sort of like indie girl
Speaker 2: kind of pucker posy vibe. There was a little bit
Speaker 2: element of it, but I don't think we've ever kind
Speaker 2: of recaptured it. And I think that you know, women
Speaker 2: in comedy especially, you got to be like super charactery
Speaker 2: to be able to be funny. But women who are
Speaker 2: just kind of fun and funny are not the star.
Speaker 2: They're always like the second fiddle that you laugh at
Speaker 2: versus like laugh with now in writing. And I think
Speaker 2: it's because predominantly in comedy. It's written by men like
Speaker 2: white men, right, most of that, those big comedies now
Speaker 2: it's like the Seth Rogan of you know, Love Is movies,
Speaker 2: but like you wouldn't say that, oh the women in
Speaker 2: those kind of movies and the jet up into movies
Speaker 2: other than you know, there are some exceptions like but
Speaker 2: like not super focused on a woman's journey through it,
Speaker 2: you know, like I would say, Bridesmaids is like one,
Speaker 2: you know, one of the best examples of like that
Speaker 2: kind of but it didn't like spawn a bunch of them.
Speaker 2: I don't know, Am I wrong? What do you think?
Speaker 1: I don't think. Well, I think there are there are,
Speaker 1: there are examples I could counter with, but I think
Speaker 1: it's definitely true. There isn't a huge wave of mainstream Look,
Speaker 1: there isn't a huge wave of mainstream cinema that has
Speaker 1: big comedies anymore at all, Like there aren't of any kind.
Speaker 3: No, you're truly right, Yeah, it's mostly TV.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I keep I keep thinking about that. Why
Speaker 1: there hasn't been big big comedy, even big character comedy.
Speaker 1: Big character comedy at the cinema seems to have gone.
Speaker 1: I don't know if he'll come back. I'm sure it
Speaker 1: will because everything guys in circles, but yeah, that hasn't
Speaker 1: been maybe like Ace Venture, you know, like a big
Speaker 1: broad character film. When was the last one?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, let's be honest, like, who's a super
Speaker 2: star woman? Like you're just like like like remember Julia Roberts,
Speaker 2: like that superstar and Meg Brant, you know, I mean
Speaker 2: she's still amazing, but like remember like that was a star,
Speaker 2: a woman's star, and there any comedy women in that
Speaker 2: vein Nowadays you'd be.
Speaker 3: Like she's a star in that world like Center Bullock.
Speaker 2: But again, like she's kind of that would be ten
Speaker 2: years ago, like there were there were those women, Like
Speaker 2: what's the equivalent nowadays? I don't know. There's amazing actresses,
Speaker 2: but there's not that kind of comedy right now.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, we're gonna fix this.
Speaker 2: Let's do it.
Speaker 1: Given there, what is the film that you might relate to?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean I feel like Sleepless in
Speaker 2: Seattle was also one of my very favorite movies, and
Speaker 2: Nora Ephron like has something in my heart that is like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, all of her writing.
Speaker 3: I know it's like glossy and not real, but it's.
Speaker 1: Like she's amazing.
Speaker 2: I know, there's she's got heart and she's got comedy.
Speaker 2: You know, she has humor and comedy and it's a
Speaker 2: very female point of view.
Speaker 3: But like her point of view is universal, and.
Speaker 2: I think it's really hard nowadays where people are like, oh,
Speaker 2: that's a diverse view, but it's so I don't know,
Speaker 2: I feel like the female perspective being mainstream is kind
Speaker 2: of hard now right. It's always like, oh, we're getting
Speaker 2: that version of it right, versus like everyone's just looking
Speaker 2: at It's like, yeah, it's a female filmmaker, but it's
Speaker 2: for everybody. I feel like maybe it's a marketing apartment thing,
Speaker 2: but yeah, I don't know. She kind of eclipsed all
Speaker 2: of that. She was just a filmmaker and her her
Speaker 2: point of view was so clear in her work and
Speaker 2: again just appealing to everyone, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah that's interesting. Sleepy's having a fucking amazing, amazing film.
Speaker 2: Mush Well. I was in love with Tom Hanks from
Speaker 2: a very young age. The Man with One Red Shoe,
Speaker 2: Remember that that was like I had a VHS tape.
Speaker 2: Those were two VHS tape Bring Up Baby and Man
Speaker 2: with One Red Shoe.
Speaker 1: All Right, Felicia. Here we go. Okay, we have to
Speaker 1: do it, because this is what a podcast is. What's
Speaker 1: the sexiest film you've ever seen?
Speaker 2: Oh boy, where.
Speaker 1: Do we stop?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a really hard one. Like that's not something
Speaker 2: I really think about. I mean I saw Emmanuel like
Speaker 2: wait too early. I was on like late up night
Speaker 2: and I.
Speaker 1: Was like on the double Bell with Aliens.
Speaker 2: What it was? It was like late night USA, And
Speaker 2: of course I wasn't being supervised.
Speaker 3: I was like, what is this?
Speaker 2: So I guess if you were going to do that.
Speaker 2: I also remember, like remember the first time I saw
Speaker 2: another woman's like private part, Like it was it?
Speaker 3: I think it's a lady in red with like what was.
Speaker 1: That guy with Gene Wader Kelly Brok.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was like naked from the you know, from
Speaker 2: the and I was like a naked person. That was
Speaker 2: my first naked person I saw in film, and then
Speaker 2: I accidentally saw him Manuel. I mean, I think anything
Speaker 2: with Carrie Grant really full in my boat. There's also
Speaker 2: a Clive Owen Julia Roberts movie. What was that movie?
Speaker 2: It was seven that long ago. Yeah, that's a really
Speaker 2: sexy movie because I just loved them together. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I wish I could get like, yeah, I can't. I
Speaker 2: can't think of anything else that comes to mind. This
Speaker 2: is a good question. I need to watch more sexy movies.
Speaker 2: It's not Porky's with the jiggly old titties.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Well there's a sub category to this question. We'll
Speaker 1: see where this gut says trop boners worrying. Why don't
Speaker 1: a film you found arousing that you weren't sure you should?
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know if it's it's not film, but
Speaker 2: I did. I did at one point buy some hentai
Speaker 2: to be able to spice up my personal life. And
Speaker 2: I popped it in and it was like about a nurse.
Speaker 2: But it's you know what hendti is.
Speaker 1: Explain what do you mean buying a hentai? What do
Speaker 1: you mean?
Speaker 2: Like hentai is like anime porn. So it's animated porn,
Speaker 2: you know, from from Japan. So they have categories of hintai.
Speaker 2: A lot of them have tentacles to do buy it.
Speaker 2: This was nurse. It was it was like I bought
Speaker 2: some like for some reason, I went categories. So I
Speaker 2: bought like nurse teacher, like some really weird you know,
Speaker 2: adventure elf and so I popped him in did not
Speaker 2: do anything for my relationship. So here's the here's the story.
Speaker 2: I took them. I ended up not watching them, although
Speaker 2: the nurse one was like, you know, it's very very fine.
Speaker 1: There was a cartoon of a nurse having sex.
Speaker 2: Well it's more than that. You need to look up henta.
Speaker 2: I can't believe I'm introducing you a man who has
Speaker 2: a beard to head tie.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're introducing well let's see, well continue please, I
Speaker 1: mean anyway already.
Speaker 2: So stack the stack of hen dye. And I was
Speaker 2: cleaning my house and I just threw them in a
Speaker 2: box and I took it to Goodwill, not thinking about it.
Speaker 1: And this.
Speaker 2: And this gentleman who was probably eighty five years old
Speaker 2: picks up and it's just a naked animated nurse with
Speaker 2: her titties out, you know, and kind of a cock
Speaker 2: coming in on the front. And he was like, oh, oh,
Speaker 2: I don't think we can take this man.
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh no, I'm so sorry. He's like,
Speaker 3: I'll take it.
Speaker 1: He took it, He took the whole stack.
Speaker 2: I was so flustered.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, good for him.
Speaker 2: You know you're gonna Goodwill.
Speaker 3: You get a little bonus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what is objectively the greatest film of old time?
Speaker 1: Minde your favorite, but it's the greatest.
Speaker 2: This is hard because I did and I don't know
Speaker 2: if we'll get to it, but I don't know.
Speaker 3: This is hard.
Speaker 2: I mean, Carsablanca, Godfather. You know, you walk away from
Speaker 2: these things like amazing. But I kind of like Hard
Speaker 2: Boiled starting Chelium, Fat Joe. That's one of my favorite movies,
Speaker 2: and I think it's the most incredible movie. And I'll
Speaker 2: watch that movie over and over again. I love it
Speaker 2: so much. It's just so oh.
Speaker 4: That one shot they do in it, it's unbelievable, and
Speaker 4: it sort of sets up like all the genre of
Speaker 4: movies we have nowadays, Like I mean, you know, The
Speaker 4: Killer probably predates it, But at the end of the day,
Speaker 4: I just love that movie.
Speaker 2: The in the it's so good.
Speaker 1: You could have that. That's a fucking great chount. It's
Speaker 1: never come up.
Speaker 3: Okay, great, great, thank you.
Speaker 2: I'm going to say the typical ones that I should,
Speaker 2: but that one is one of my favorite.
Speaker 3: I can watch it any day of the week.
Speaker 1: Fantastic, fantastic. What is the film? You could all have
Speaker 1: watched themized over and over again, and is it bringing
Speaker 1: up baby?
Speaker 2: It's up baby for sure. For sure, it's prettod at baby.
Speaker 2: I mean, but all those I love the Thin Man,
Speaker 2: I watched those a lot, His Girl Friday, Philadelphia's Story, Yeah,
Speaker 2: all those SCREWBALLI comedies, Carol Lombard, anything she was in,
Speaker 2: she was so freaking amazing.
Speaker 1: It's a real Yeah, it's a different it's a different
Speaker 1: type of women that was in the in the films.
Speaker 3: Yeah, very different vibe.
Speaker 2: They were very unapologetic and they didn't seek to please men.
Speaker 2: They fell the guy would fall in love with her regardless,
Speaker 2: but she wasn't playing for any of it. She was
Speaker 2: like she had her own world. And you know, these
Speaker 2: were all mostly written by men, but like these women
Speaker 2: were incredible. They were three dimensional. They were they were
Speaker 2: just people, and they had their full lives and they
Speaker 2: had full agendas and it was just kind of unspoken,
Speaker 2: like the I don't know, there was something about it
Speaker 2: that I don't see now a day's and I feel
Speaker 2: like those rules are sadly missing.
Speaker 1: What is the worst film you've ever seen? Now you
Speaker 1: like bad films, I don't know how you would qualify
Speaker 1: a worst film. It might be a film you just
Speaker 1: didn't enjoy. What's the worst film you've ever seen?
Speaker 2: It's the worst film I've ever seen, But it's also
Speaker 2: the most enjoyable because you're just like, what. So it's
Speaker 2: called The Rape and it stars Charlie Sheen okay, and
Speaker 2: he plays a how do I put this an alien
Speaker 2: murder car. He gets killed reincarnated into the body of
Speaker 2: a car by I think, and he seeks vengeance on
Speaker 2: the gang quote unquote who killed him, and is also
Speaker 2: harassing his ex girlfriend who somehow gets naked in a
Speaker 2: waterfall no reason.
Speaker 3: It is one of the worst films I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: Is he just then just a voiceover on a car?
Speaker 1: Or does he is his face in the car? Like
Speaker 1: how is he? No?
Speaker 2: No, no, it's a car. It's like Kit from Night Rider,
Speaker 2: but murder it and he like he exacts vengeance in
Speaker 2: a way where you're just like, yeah, murder them, like
Speaker 2: you're just so excited that people are getting killed by this.
Speaker 2: But there's a car gang that he's fighting, So there's
Speaker 2: all these car sequences, and it's in this little town
Speaker 2: that has one diner and a really incompetent sheriff and
Speaker 2: like the things that happen in it are so laughable.
Speaker 2: It's truly an astonishing ride.
Speaker 1: So do you think he did like two days on set,
Speaker 1: he's just filmed his bit and then he dies and
Speaker 1: voice over, I think so, And they put him on
Speaker 1: the poster. This sounds fucking great, they're right, yeah, And
Speaker 1: then there's like scenes going. Yeah.
Speaker 2: In a small town in Arizona, a mysterious man's spirit
Speaker 2: descends from the sky, a manifest in a sports card
Speaker 2: and total targets a local, violent road racing gang of
Speaker 2: motorheads headed by a ruthless bully who'll do anything to
Speaker 2: get what he wants.
Speaker 3: Okay boo, I mean.
Speaker 1: So yes, please, I'll take two.
Speaker 2: It's so good, it's so great, and it's so unbelievable,
Speaker 2: like how bad, Like you're just like this was a
Speaker 2: scene they wrote, and the dialogue and the people who
Speaker 2: are like clearly thirty, who are acting like yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: a teen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's how does it end? Can he spoil the ending?
Speaker 1: Does he come back to life?
Speaker 2: I don't know. He definitely doesn't go back to life.
Speaker 2: I don't remember, actually, I don't remember. It was so bad.
Speaker 2: Sherln fens in it. She's the one who gets naked.
Speaker 2: Randy Quaid's in it. It's got quite a lineup. Nick
Speaker 2: Cassavetti's Oh Place Packard, which is just it's the role
Speaker 2: of a lifetime.
Speaker 3: Really, I can't.
Speaker 2: I think it's revealed that he's rec Yeah. I feel
Speaker 2: like the end is revealed that he's reincarnated in the
Speaker 2: car the guy who died, you know, like die so
Speaker 2: and it's like thank you, thanks for running these people over.
Speaker 1: Well, and then the car just drives off into the sunset.
Speaker 3: You know, what if it isn't that it should have been.
Speaker 2: Drives after murdering so many people.
Speaker 1: Flashes a signal. Guys, ah, I really want to see that.
Speaker 1: What's is the flat day YouTube? Comedy? You've made comedy?
Speaker 1: What is the film that made you laugh the mice?
Speaker 3: Oh wow, it's got the Airplane.
Speaker 2: I've seen that movie like four or five times probably no,
Speaker 2: probably probably fifty, Like I mean over the years, I've
Speaker 2: seen that movie. I mean that kind of comedy I admire.
Speaker 2: I mean, how do you write that kind of comedy
Speaker 2: that like Fletch and all that sort of farcical oh
Speaker 2: so funny. So for sure it's Airplane.
Speaker 1: Good answer. I mean, you're not wrong with that answer.
Speaker 1: Felicia Day, You've been excellent. It has been a joy
Speaker 1: to meet you. My friends were correct, however, Oh that's great.
Speaker 1: WHOA when your daughter was twenty five and you were thirty,
Speaker 1: and you went you gave up all, you sold all
Speaker 1: your athlete goods and you went for a one around India.
Speaker 1: You had eaten so much food that you were now
Speaker 1: the size of a mountain. No one mentioned it. Everyone, well, Jesus,
Speaker 1: we better step out of the way. But you were
Speaker 1: hard to miss. Let's say that, and you wander into
Speaker 1: a tiger area in India, and a tiger mold you
Speaker 1: quite quickly and painlessly, because frankly, are so enormous that
Speaker 1: your nerve endings were nowhere near the top of your
Speaker 1: skin by this point they were probably a mile away
Speaker 1: from the top of it. So you've got more painlessly. Confidently,
Speaker 1: the tiger ran up your entire massive body and sliced
Speaker 1: your throat and ate it dead. You fell out dead,
Speaker 1: and you fed the world. I was walking along with
Speaker 1: a coffin. You know what I'm like, I'm like, I
Speaker 1: wonder what flish is that they? What is all this?
Speaker 1: These mountains of meat that are being distributed around in
Speaker 1: buckets everywhere. It's just fucking meat being handed out. Ever
Speaker 1: everwhere I goes meat behind. I guess everyone see fleeh
Speaker 1: and they go, I've seen it. I've eaten her. Like what? Anyway,
Speaker 1: I see what is that? After you fed the world?
Speaker 1: They're still left over. Just there's bits of meat, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, bloody, So I start packing you in. Just
Speaker 1: stop slopping in them bits of meat at the left
Speaker 1: of you. They're still more than I was expecting based
Speaker 1: on what I heard about you. I still couldn't believe
Speaker 1: the actual side of it. Anyway, I've stuck in the coffin.
Speaker 1: There's as much as I can get in there. There's
Speaker 1: no room in this coffin now. There's only enough room
Speaker 1: to slide one DVD into the side for you to
Speaker 1: take the cross to the other side. And in Heaven
Speaker 1: it's movie night every night, and one night it's your
Speaker 1: movie night. What film are you taking to show? All
Speaker 1: the game is in heaven when it is your movie night?
Speaker 1: Felicia daygo, oh.
Speaker 2: God, this is hard. Is it my movie?
Speaker 3: Or is it I need something for the quorum?
Speaker 1: You know, it's the movie you've chosen to show. Everyone.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I feel like I shouldn't pick Bringing
Speaker 2: Up Baby because it is black and white, and I
Speaker 2: don't want to, like.
Speaker 1: I think you should be taking that, you think people
Speaker 1: will kind of handle black and white.
Speaker 2: Also, I just I feel like it should be probably
Speaker 2: the first Star Wars, like you know, that's gonna be
Speaker 2: pleasing to me. Oh, it could be like Crouching Tiger,
Speaker 2: Hidden Dragon, like I think I would. That's a good
Speaker 2: one because I do, as I told you, I love
Speaker 2: martial arts films. My brother was super commercial arts as
Speaker 2: a kid. Every Friday night at University of Texas, they
Speaker 2: would show a martial art movie and I would go
Speaker 2: every night and sit in the balcony. It was all
Speaker 2: golden harvest. I fell in love with Jentlee during those times.
Speaker 2: I mean once upon a time in China two or three,
Speaker 2: I can't remember. I totally fell in.
Speaker 1: Love with them, Leave the Web and four yes please,
Speaker 1: oh yeah.
Speaker 3: Four yeah, any of them.
Speaker 2: So I would say that as far as like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is a movie we could watch and dissect. We're
Speaker 2: taking that format and bring it to an artistic level,
Speaker 2: I would probably pick that one. Cutchy Tiger, I mean, yep,
Speaker 2: mon is pretty amazing too, like I think that we
Speaker 2: could really Yeah, Crouching Tiger you sure, yeah, pretty hard. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's good, it's good.
Speaker 3: It's so beautiful.
Speaker 2: It's so beautiful.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're taking that. It's a wonderful choice. Thank you,
Speaker 1: Felicia Day, thank you for doing this. Is there anything
Speaker 1: you would like tell us to look out for? What's
Speaker 1: listen to you to watch in the coming months? You're audible, Yes,
Speaker 1: you could.
Speaker 2: Go to audible dot com slash third ie and check
Speaker 2: that out. It's seven hours of wonderful entertainment. And no,
Speaker 2: I'm just always on social, always on Twitch. If you
Speaker 2: want to come by and watch me, you know, for me,
Speaker 2: it's all good. Thank you for having me, Brett. I'm
Speaker 2: a big fan of you.
Speaker 1: So this is thank you so much for doing this.
Speaker 1: It's been very nice to meet you. And I know
Speaker 1: an awful lots of people that can to be very,
Speaker 1: very very excited that I got to speak to you.
Speaker 1: So thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank you, I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: All right, have a lovely death and good day to you.
Speaker 2: Bye bye.
Speaker 1: So that was episode two hundred and seventy six. Head
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Speaker 1: helps numbers and my neighbor Marien really loves it. Thank
Speaker 1: you so much for everyone who listened. I really hope
Speaker 1: you're all well. Thank you to Melicia forgiving me her time.
Speaker 1: Thanks to Scrubyous Pip and distract some pieces of Network.
Speaker 1: Thanks to Buddy Peace for producing it. Thanks to iHeartMedia
Speaker 1: and Will Faraoh's Big Money Players Network for hosting it.
Speaker 1: Thanks to admisson Simply Graphics and needs to lay them
Speaker 1: for the photography. Come and join me next week where
Speaker 1: I have a absolutely banging guest. You are going to
Speaker 1: love it, But that is it for now. In the meantime,
Speaker 1: I have a lovely week, and now more than ever,
Speaker 1: please be excellent to each other.