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Speaker 2: You wanta way back home?

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Speaker 3: Either way, we want to be there.

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Speaker 4: Doesn't matter how much baggage you claim and give us

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Speaker 3: We want to send you off inside. We wanna welcome

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Speaker 1: Tell us all about it. We scared or was it fine?

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Speaker 2: Now?

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Speaker 1: Porn?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 3: Do your need ride.

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Speaker 2: With Karen and Chris? Welcome to Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: This is Chris Fairbank.

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Speaker 1: And this is Karen Kilgarreff with us.

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Speaker 2: Today as our guest. Already in the car. I picked

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Speaker 2: him up before I picked up Karen. Sometimes we mix

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Speaker 2: it up. Matting bread. That's Matt.

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Speaker 1: Look at him, I mean, listen to him listeners voice.

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Speaker 2: You can tell just from that smooth jazz voice that

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Speaker 2: he's taller than me, very tall. You can tell just

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Speaker 5: We're just talking about how Karen went to Yale. Yeah,

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Speaker 5: tell us about your sorority and Yale.

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Speaker 1: God, guys, I was an alpha fee all the way

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Speaker 1: a living. That's how I put myself through college. Some

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Speaker 2: The fraternity I went to. We roasted our own coffee beans.

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Speaker 2: We were called Kappa Cappuccino.

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Speaker 5: Fuck you, dare you pull out that year? Three open?

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Speaker 5: This is a fucking podcast. Will you give me a ride? Please? Daddy?

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Speaker 6: Working title?

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Speaker 2: We're still working on the title. That was a that's

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Speaker 2: a joke from like fifth grade.

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Speaker 1: You what fraternity did you attend?

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Speaker 2: Yes? You seem like a Fiji boy.

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Speaker 5: I was a Fiji boy Fiji water.

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Speaker 2: Remember their call letters Fiji.

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Speaker 5: And I pledged every year. Never got in, but uh,

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Speaker 5: you know, lived in the backyard, in the tent and

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Speaker 1: You were just in it for the beatings, kind of Princeton.

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Speaker 5: Yeah. I loved getting beaten up. That's the only way

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Speaker 1: Well, that's perfect. Then fraternity life is perfect for you.

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Speaker 5: Now, what is this podcast?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 5: Explain this to me? And I asked Chris earlier, and

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Speaker 5: I want to ask you, Karen, do you regret starting

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Speaker 5: a podcast where you have to do legitimate work.

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Speaker 6: I'll answer for Karen on this, yes, and I'll answer

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Speaker 2: Yes.

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Speaker 5: Idea for a podcast. But I'm just like, you've basically

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Speaker 1: And scheduling, there's a there's an almost borderline mathematical scheduling

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Speaker 1: situation that I, as a flighty barely together adults, can't

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Speaker 5: That really surprises me that Chris is the one handling the.

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Speaker 6: Scheduling, and a lot of people might be offended by that.

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Speaker 2: But you are so right, you are.

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Speaker 1: It's hard.

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Speaker 2: It's hard for me to get my anguish over things.

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Speaker 5: I drove to a place that I didn't need to

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Speaker 1: You know why, because we want the guests to work

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Speaker 2: For Empathy is part of our podcast. You need to

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Speaker 1: You've got to feel.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I definitely feel sorry for you guys, absolutely

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Speaker 1: I was you know, what's funny?

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Speaker 2: Can I get a ride home after this?

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Speaker 1: What's funny is I was surprised. Chris said, oh, matt

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Speaker 5: I was like, these are two people, I like, why

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Speaker 2: Why do we constantly we want to hurt everybody. I'm

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Speaker 2: We have not killed anyone yet, right, not yet, recall

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Speaker 1: That's why we have nothing to do with that.

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Speaker 6: Your home security is not our problem.

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Speaker 5: What a tragedy. If you guys were to take this

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Speaker 1: I'd imagine if we and we have said this before,

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Speaker 1: that will shoot up the iTunes comedy podcast chart.

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Speaker 5: You will get some ratings.

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Speaker 1: We will beat Harmontown.

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Speaker 5: I'm positive he's the one to beat.

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Speaker 2: Every time you go to the improv, there's a bunch

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Speaker 5: Those advertisements that they played before shows that the Improv

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Speaker 1: Hi five Jamie. Oh, we're doing a Should I just

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Speaker 1: We're doing We're doing a show with April Richardson at

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Speaker 1: the Improv this coming Wednesday, April thirteenth. You are on it?

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Speaker 2: Oh god, I got to check my schedule.

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Speaker 1: You agree to it, You're you're on the flyer and everything.

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Speaker 1: Have special surprise guests if you want to be the

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Speaker 5: Matt done.

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Speaker 1: You keep saying yes fast.

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Speaker 5: I know you won't learn the lesson in Santa Monic.

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Speaker 5: You can drive me to the.

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Speaker 1: Improv and then when you get there, you're going to

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Speaker 1: have dental work with no anesthesia. That's what you agree to.

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Speaker 1: That's the show.

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Speaker 2: Matt runs a very fun show himself, which wasn't it?

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Speaker 1: It is a great show.

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Speaker 2: It's really fun. It has it has you don't know

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Speaker 2: it's going to be a show. It's in a bookstore,

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Speaker 2: it's behind a bookstore, it's outdoor on paper. That wouldn't

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Speaker 5: But then, similar to this podcast, all bad ideas.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and then somehow, somehow all the negatives make a positive.

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Speaker 6: That's right, Yeah, the things everything comes together.

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Speaker 1: I find that the audience members at Matt's show and

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Speaker 5: Ross's co producer.

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Speaker 1: There's something You're fine, You're fine, keep going straight, Okay.

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Speaker 2: Okay, oh that guy knew And yeah, that's the most

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's very terrible because you turn and then there's

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Speaker 1: I was just going to say that every time I've

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Speaker 5: We give them heroin and it's good, it's good.

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Speaker 1: That's how I do all comedy, no matter for rain

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Speaker 5: Can't kill a tall man.

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Speaker 5: Feel free to try it.

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Speaker 1: I can pay your night.

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Speaker 6: See if I can kill you with my dragon.

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Speaker 1: I like this neighborhood.

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Speaker 2: It is nice.

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Speaker 6: That's why I went up.

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Speaker 6: I didn't live over here.

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Speaker 2: I lived at the beach, and it's some inconvenient what.

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Speaker 2: It's therapeutic. I like I wade in the.

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Speaker 5: I went for a long walk today where I live

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Speaker 5: I was harmonizing. I was having just the sweetest little day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, did you find the answer? Are in the forest?

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Speaker 1: You can see the farthest on the serengetti.

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Speaker 2: Both my grandfathers were well above six feet tall.

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Speaker 2: Maybe Pilot and my dad and I both we're just

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Speaker 1: Look, look, I was ripped off.

448
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Speaker 5: It's a perfectly average sized penis. And I want people

449
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Speaker 5: to know that.

450
00:21:36,880 --> 00:21:43,760
Speaker 2: You've never heard of a grower. Yeah, I'll never know

451
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:44,800
Speaker 2: why I'm not tall.

452
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Speaker 5: Like Chris, tell us about your relationship with your father.

453
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Speaker 5: By the way, I'm the host of this podcast. Give

454
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Speaker 5: me a ride to my daddy.

455
00:21:52,359 --> 00:21:54,920
Speaker 1: That's what happens tallest. The tallest man gets to take

456
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Speaker 1: over the podcast.

457
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Speaker 2: We are We are very close for it's very similar.

458
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Speaker 2: We can tell him anything.

459
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Speaker 6: He's very supportive, he's very funny, and.

460
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Speaker 2: I think that I've always had his support and I

461
00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:09,720
Speaker 2: think it's made me lazy, and I kind of wish

462
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:12,560
Speaker 2: he was abusive, because then that motivates people to become

463
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Speaker 2: very famous. But my dad's always believed in me. So

464
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:17,960
Speaker 2: I slept until noon today.

465
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Speaker 5: See that I had that nice, nice combination of a

466
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Speaker 5: father who was just withholding enough to make me want yeah,

467
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,320
Speaker 5: but a mother who told me I could do anything

468
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Speaker 5: I ever wanted to write, or if I could achieve anything.

469
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Speaker 2: It's got to be a perfect balance. In just a

470
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Speaker 2: little bit too much of something, I can just backfire.

471
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Speaker 2: And you got yourself a kid who's up on a

472
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Speaker 2: tower with a rifle.

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Speaker 5: Karen, what about you.

474
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Speaker 1: I had a father who was over six feet tall,

475
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Speaker 1: six foot four, I think, assault of the earth, Assault

476
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Speaker 1: of the earth, a fireman, a man who took care

477
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Speaker 1: of business, a man who didn't let people sass especially

478
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Speaker 1: young men. I watched him one time. There was we

479
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Speaker 1: went to a state basketball championship and there was a boy,

480
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Speaker 1: a teenage boy, who was yelling, like screaming at his

481
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Speaker 1: girlfriend and pointing in her face. And my dad went

482
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Speaker 1: over and said, get the fuck out of here. I

483
00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:16,520
Speaker 1: don't think he said. He said get out of here,

484
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Speaker 1: and the kid walked away. And then later on inside

485
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Speaker 1: the basketball game, my dad and our next door neighbor

486
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Speaker 1: were walking by and the kid was in the crowd,

487
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Speaker 1: like the second row up, and he was like, hey,

488
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Speaker 1: fuck you, baldy or something like that, and my dad

489
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,639
Speaker 1: reached back without looking and picked him up by the

490
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Speaker 1: collar and yanked him outside and then kicked him in

491
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Speaker 1: the ass. And he just kicked him in the ass,

492
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Speaker 1: and then he like started crying and left.

493
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Speaker 2: He started crying.

494
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Speaker 1: He's like a high school kid. This was before you

495
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Speaker 1: could sue anybody all the time for any reason. So

496
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Speaker 1: I saw him do a lot of things like that.

497
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Speaker 5: I wire because here's what here, I think this is

498
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Speaker 5: actually a disadvantage of being tall. His or just made

499
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Speaker 5: maybe me specifically, is I am a coward and I

500
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:07,800
Speaker 5: will not stand up for myself.

501
00:24:07,840 --> 00:24:07,959
Speaker 2: Now.

502
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Speaker 5: The thing is, I'm so tall that I never do

503
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Speaker 5: have to stand up for myself.

504
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Speaker 6: Right, people picked fights with me because I'm little.

505
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Speaker 5: Sure, that's right, But I've never been in a fight.

506
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Speaker 5: I've been punched the grade. Oh, I cut in line

507
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:24,800
Speaker 5: in pe class, do what we were doing? Layups and

508
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Speaker 5: a bully, just some poor kid who dropped out high school.

509
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exactly.

510
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Speaker 5: Yeah, actually that is so spot one. And he said,

511
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Speaker 5: if you don't get to the back of the line,

512
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Speaker 5: I'm going to punch you in the face. And I said, no,

513
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Speaker 5: you won't, and then he punched me in the face.

514
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Speaker 5: Five times.

515
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Speaker 2: I've had the same thing happened where I'm like, you're

516
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Speaker 2: not going to do anything, and then my nose was broken.

517
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Speaker 2: I miss, I misjudged you.

518
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Speaker 5: You.

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Speaker 1: I don't envy that about boys? Is do you truly

520
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:03,159
Speaker 1: have to deal with physical confrontation in a way. Oh, girls,

521
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:05,680
Speaker 1: we're just mental. We'll just fuck you up for years

522
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:08,000
Speaker 1: and years, kind of in the soul level.

523
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Speaker 2: My dad isn't afraid of a fight either. And one

524
00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,960
Speaker 2: time we were at a drive in and I was

525
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Speaker 2: sick and I was flemy, and I spit out. We

526
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:17,840
Speaker 2: were parked watching a movie and I spit out the

527
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Speaker 2: window and my dad had set up some lawn chairs,

528
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Speaker 2: and I guess I inadvertently my lugi landed on one

529
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Speaker 2: of these. Then my dad. My dad went to pick

530
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Speaker 2: up the chairs at the end of the movie and

531
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Speaker 2: put his hand and ended up in the store. And

532
00:25:32,359 --> 00:25:34,400
Speaker 2: he just went to the truck next to us, which

533
00:25:34,440 --> 00:25:37,160
Speaker 2: was these two young kids. He's like, did you spit

534
00:25:37,240 --> 00:25:39,199
Speaker 2: on my chick? He got in this kid's face, and

535
00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:42,480
Speaker 2: I was like, Dad, Dad, Dad, that may have been me.

536
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:45,359
Speaker 2: I think that was me. So I embarrassed my father.

537
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Speaker 2: It was horrifying. Oh wow, it was my I spit.

538
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Speaker 2: I spat you did it? I believe we were watching

539
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:52,720
Speaker 2: the X Files movie.

540
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Speaker 1: But I have to say it's so to me, it's

541
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Speaker 1: a very attractive thing when someone will just fucking throw down.

542
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Speaker 1: I think it's very I mean, I wouldn't do it,

543
00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:04,080
Speaker 1: but yeah, it's a hard thing to do.

544
00:26:04,200 --> 00:26:07,120
Speaker 2: Now. It's every woman loves a good scuffle.

545
00:26:06,880 --> 00:26:08,399
Speaker 1: Right, we really do.

546
00:26:08,640 --> 00:26:13,719
Speaker 2: And if you're pretty, you ain't crazy. And it's nineteen

547
00:26:13,760 --> 00:26:21,240
Speaker 2: fifty five. Every dame needs a strong, hairy man, nice

548
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:24,680
Speaker 2: clean mustache and a white T shirt and kind of

549
00:26:24,720 --> 00:26:27,520
Speaker 2: a fleshy body, but a good body for nineteen fifty five.

550
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Speaker 1: I know, like, maybe it does a couple push ups,

551
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Speaker 1: but nothing crazy.

552
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Speaker 2: You know, a leading man's body.

553
00:26:32,119 --> 00:26:35,159
Speaker 1: Yes, leading over to the deli.

554
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Speaker 2: Leading a large group of people to.

555
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Speaker 1: The Has anyone in this carver been to the Thirsty Crow?

556
00:26:42,440 --> 00:26:44,000
Speaker 1: I hate it.

557
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Speaker 5: It's not a good bar. It would be a great

558
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Speaker 5: bar if there were only three people.

559
00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:51,240
Speaker 1: There, Yes, exactly like you would if you went in

560
00:26:51,280 --> 00:26:52,439
Speaker 1: and there was no one in there, you'd be like,

561
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Speaker 1: I found a wonderful fantasy land. Yes, but it's still

562
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Speaker 1: it's just chock full of people cause laying I live

563
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Speaker 1: in Silver Lake.

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Speaker 2: No.

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Speaker 5: The last time I went there, I went in, I

566
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:06,440
Speaker 5: ordered a drink, I did not get the drink for

567
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Speaker 5: twenty five minutes, and then I just walked out. Yeah,

568
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:10,640
Speaker 5: and that was bad of me to do.

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Speaker 2: But I do not like why.

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Speaker 5: Well, because I ordered the drink, I don't know. Was

571
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:16,000
Speaker 5: it bad?

572
00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:17,159
Speaker 1: No, they just drank it.

573
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Speaker 5: Thanks.

574
00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,639
Speaker 1: I mean, seriously, you're off the hook one hundred percent

575
00:27:20,680 --> 00:27:25,280
Speaker 1: on that. Come on, how about customer service waiting on me?

576
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Speaker 2: Karen? You're not much of a boozer. What do you

577
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:31,160
Speaker 2: at at all? What were you doing a thirsty.

578
00:27:30,920 --> 00:27:33,920
Speaker 1: Crowd not drinking and being mad about it. A.

579
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Speaker 6: You wouldn't like any bar if I didn't drink.

580
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Speaker 1: But also I, all of.

581
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Speaker 2: A sudden, it's crowded and you're surrounded by drunk people.

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Speaker 1: The worst that. And also I've passed the point age

583
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Speaker 1: wise where anything like that is charming to me. Like

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Speaker 1: I did all that. I think if I was in

585
00:27:48,560 --> 00:27:51,359
Speaker 1: my early thirties, that would all be very exciting and

586
00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:53,200
Speaker 1: I'd be like, I wish the guy with the suspenders

587
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:56,160
Speaker 1: was talking to me. But I don't give a shit anymore.

588
00:27:56,480 --> 00:27:59,359
Speaker 1: So it all looks even ten times stupider than it

589
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:00,160
Speaker 1: actually is.

590
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:01,920
Speaker 5: It's like, why are you all dressed up like this?

591
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:04,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, it looks like Super Spirit Week in high school

592
00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:04,919
Speaker 1: to me.

593
00:28:05,480 --> 00:28:08,359
Speaker 2: It's yeah, so it is the Thirsty Crow, one of

594
00:28:08,359 --> 00:28:12,359
Speaker 2: those places where everyone's the bartenders look like Stalin Oh yes,

595
00:28:12,920 --> 00:28:14,160
Speaker 2: like their hair parted over.

596
00:28:14,520 --> 00:28:16,600
Speaker 1: It's borderline nazis.

597
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 5: Inside that.

598
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:20,680
Speaker 6: And hey, I know I kind of have that look

599
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:22,720
Speaker 6: about like absolutely.

600
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 2: Yes I am. Because you're taught at your black at

601
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Speaker 2: the Dickens.

602
00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:31,439
Speaker 5: Now, Chris mad Man, here, we'll step out. How often

603
00:28:32,040 --> 00:28:37,920
Speaker 5: your hair Karen. Karen open the door and screens. She

604
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:39,800
Speaker 5: rolls out the side of the car.

605
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Speaker 2: Kevin Unlock, Kevin Chris Forgot.

606
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Speaker 5: How often do you get your hair?

607
00:28:49,480 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 2: Fine, my boy, that's a good question. I've I've got.

608
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:56,480
Speaker 2: I was someone that used to just shave my head

609
00:28:56,520 --> 00:28:58,800
Speaker 2: and then grow it out and in the middle stage

610
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:02,320
Speaker 2: before the afro, and I would just wear hats and

611
00:29:02,360 --> 00:29:05,720
Speaker 2: not let oxygen touch my scalp and have bad Dan drifts.

612
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 2: So I would either have a shaved head or a fro,

613
00:29:08,960 --> 00:29:11,120
Speaker 2: and then I'd just start over. But I'd started getting

614
00:29:11,160 --> 00:29:14,240
Speaker 2: haircuts and putting pamad in and everything.

615
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:16,400
Speaker 5: You're talking about putting product in your product in.

616
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:18,720
Speaker 2: My hair three three to four to five years ago,

617
00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:21,480
Speaker 2: and I don't wear as many hats anymore, and I

618
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:24,840
Speaker 2: think I like it. But because of my coarse pubic

619
00:29:25,080 --> 00:29:29,040
Speaker 2: like hair, I do have to get haircuts every month.

620
00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 5: Once a month. That's that seems about right. First, if

621
00:29:31,640 --> 00:29:34,320
Speaker 5: you're trying to keep a style, you gotta go about month.

622
00:29:34,360 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 2: Yep, yep. And I and I go short on the sides,

623
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 2: now very high and tight, very prey vanilla ice.

624
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Speaker 1: It's a good look.

625
00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 2: Thanks, thanks, thank you.

626
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,720
Speaker 1: Once met. Have you ever had long hair?

627
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:50,400
Speaker 5: I did when I was in ninth grade. I grew

628
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:53,560
Speaker 5: my hair to my shoulders, think up scene. It was

629
00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:55,240
Speaker 5: a bad look for me.

630
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Speaker 2: Was it?

631
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Speaker 5: But I loved it. It was like my rebellious stage.

632
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:00,959
Speaker 5: And it was against school dress code, and so I

633
00:30:01,040 --> 00:30:03,800
Speaker 5: was constantly like being harassed by the vice principals to

634
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:05,200
Speaker 5: cut it and getting detention.

635
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:07,480
Speaker 2: Yes you went to a private school.

636
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:10,120
Speaker 5: No, I went to a public school, but in southeast Texas,

637
00:30:10,200 --> 00:30:12,520
Speaker 5: and so there was like strict dress code.

638
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 2: And I'm going to Tyler, Texas to do stand up

639
00:30:17,520 --> 00:30:18,360
Speaker 2: from near there.

640
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:22,280
Speaker 6: No, that's northeast. Never mind, it's by Dallas.

641
00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:23,960
Speaker 1: You know, Texas is kind of big.

642
00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:27,080
Speaker 2: Texas is one of the biggest, if not the third

643
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Speaker 2: or fourth.

644
00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:33,000
Speaker 5: There are many bigger states than Texas, but it's up there.

645
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:37,400
Speaker 2: How many in Alaska? Texas is third, Montana is fourth.

646
00:30:37,720 --> 00:30:42,040
Speaker 2: You know, it's less than a million people, five coming

647
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Speaker 2: in strong. We have noveda.

648
00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:46,320
Speaker 5: This has been How big are the states?

649
00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:49,160
Speaker 1: This podcast?

650
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 5: Kevin Killar Kilgarfer.

651
00:30:53,600 --> 00:30:57,320
Speaker 1: There are two Kevin Kilgarriffs. Everybody just yeah, is there

652
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Speaker 1: another Karen Kilgarriff. Yes, my cousin John Mary Karen Tilgarriff,

653
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:03,600
Speaker 1: which was a was very mad for a couple of years.

654
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:04,520
Speaker 2: Coincident.

655
00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:07,040
Speaker 1: Now I realized we'll all be dead soon and nothing matters.

656
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:10,200
Speaker 5: I got a weird one of those two where my

657
00:31:10,520 --> 00:31:17,560
Speaker 5: mom married Mark Ingebretsen and her sister married Roger Ingebretsen

658
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 5: spelled differently, different family. You're kidding, no, And in a

659
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 5: town of five hundred people, there's just more. Inga Bretson's

660
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,120
Speaker 5: up in Iowa, Minnesota.

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Speaker 2: It's a name that when I first met you, I'd

662
00:31:28,360 --> 00:31:30,520
Speaker 2: avoid saying it because I thought i'd suck it up.

663
00:31:30,480 --> 00:31:32,440
Speaker 5: Your last and I noticed that. I noticed that you

664
00:31:32,480 --> 00:31:35,120
Speaker 5: did that very angry.

665
00:31:35,160 --> 00:31:38,840
Speaker 2: It sounds like two names that you wear matching together

666
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:41,280
Speaker 2: because of a relationship in People magazine.

667
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 5: I should have changed it.

668
00:31:43,120 --> 00:31:46,960
Speaker 1: Like Ingrid and Brett.

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Speaker 2: We saw Inger Bretson. That's I can't I can't remember

670
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:52,840
Speaker 2: what I sat up there.

671
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:53,920
Speaker 1: You don't have to.

672
00:31:54,600 --> 00:31:57,520
Speaker 6: I like to walk through that park just because I

673
00:31:57,720 --> 00:31:58,680
Speaker 6: like new experiences.

674
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:00,000
Speaker 5: I love that you call it a park.

675
00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:03,720
Speaker 1: That group of homeless people that are that are laying

676
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:06,280
Speaker 1: on bricks, ye dog each other.

677
00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:10,600
Speaker 2: And they're very vocal and it's an aggressive little park.

678
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:12,560
Speaker 5: Do you go to Barnes Doll Park? This one we're

679
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:13,080
Speaker 5: passing to the.

680
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:14,120
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that one's nice.

681
00:32:14,360 --> 00:32:17,520
Speaker 2: That's that seems like a good place to hide.

682
00:32:18,040 --> 00:32:19,040
Speaker 1: That's where you hide your crime.

683
00:32:19,840 --> 00:32:22,120
Speaker 2: Wow, that looks horrifying.

684
00:32:22,240 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 1: No, no, no, up above it, there's like a there's

685
00:32:24,120 --> 00:32:25,800
Speaker 1: a plateau and grass.

686
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:27,360
Speaker 2: Oh it's rain and CDs.

687
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:28,520
Speaker 1: That's grill.

688
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:31,560
Speaker 5: Chris Ferbank still plays music off of.

689
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:34,760
Speaker 1: CDs so many that they're falling out of his visor.

690
00:32:35,720 --> 00:32:38,680
Speaker 2: I know that CDs are obsolete, and I hand mine

691
00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:40,280
Speaker 2: out and say they're.

692
00:32:40,160 --> 00:32:42,719
Speaker 1: Drink coasters out the window.

693
00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:45,480
Speaker 2: No, that shows concert do Comedy for a Living?

694
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:47,160
Speaker 1: Oh you do? How's it going?

695
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:50,240
Speaker 2: I just picked it up. It's great. It's so easy.

696
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:51,480
Speaker 2: It's so easy.

697
00:32:51,520 --> 00:32:52,920
Speaker 1: It took a close easy.

698
00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:55,480
Speaker 2: What you do is write down some ideas. Yeah, and

699
00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:57,240
Speaker 2: then you grab the mic stand and put it to

700
00:32:57,280 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 2: your side and people laugh. And at the end your

701
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:03,120
Speaker 2: sell CDs and you fly places. Usually the flight is covered.

702
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 1: Yeah.

703
00:33:03,880 --> 00:33:07,880
Speaker 2: Usually you get your check right away. It's real fun.

704
00:33:07,920 --> 00:33:08,680
Speaker 2: It's a great living.

705
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:09,560
Speaker 6: It's a great living.

706
00:33:10,080 --> 00:33:13,640
Speaker 2: And it's consistent. That's what I like about it. The consistency.

707
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:16,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's you know, it's like once you peaky, stay there.

708
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:19,840
Speaker 2: Oh yeah. So what I like about Comedy for a

709
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:21,800
Speaker 2: Living is it's the staying power.

710
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, is it real?

711
00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:25,840
Speaker 2: If you're doing okay and you do Conan one minute,

712
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 2: and then as you leave Conan you get in a

713
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:30,160
Speaker 2: car wreck and you lay in bed four months, don't worry.

714
00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:33,080
Speaker 2: Your career will still be there, will.

715
00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:34,680
Speaker 1: Wait for you.

716
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:38,040
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, a rough year. I mean you can't. You

717
00:33:38,080 --> 00:33:42,000
Speaker 2: can't tell Brian Wilson, I'm not. You can't just lay

718
00:33:42,040 --> 00:33:42,400
Speaker 2: in bed.

719
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,400
Speaker 5: You need to have me on your podcast more often

720
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:46,360
Speaker 5: so we can catch up.

721
00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:49,120
Speaker 2: Well, I would have, but I knew you had animosity

722
00:33:49,160 --> 00:33:51,080
Speaker 2: towards the whole theme of it.

723
00:33:51,800 --> 00:33:53,600
Speaker 1: You know what, though, if you guys start a podcast

724
00:33:53,600 --> 00:33:55,600
Speaker 1: called catch Ups, you could do this once a.

725
00:33:55,560 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 2: Week and talk about condomy and leave me out of

726
00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 2: it would be the best.

727
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 5: No, Kevin's allowed.

728
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:10,880
Speaker 2: Man the man sons Kevin. But yeah, yeah, it was

729
00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:14,360
Speaker 2: the very first time Karen and I recorded. I was

730
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:18,520
Speaker 2: so nervous to be a passenger in a car because,

731
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:21,360
Speaker 2: especially because her car is the same make and model

732
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:23,920
Speaker 2: of the car I was in a reckon because we

733
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:27,040
Speaker 2: just got rear ended someone. It's just one of those

734
00:34:27,080 --> 00:34:29,560
Speaker 2: things where I've had such a great night in my

735
00:34:29,600 --> 00:34:33,160
Speaker 2: whole life, when things are really good or something great happens,

736
00:34:33,760 --> 00:34:36,560
Speaker 2: I've trained myself to just be like, Okay, something terrible

737
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:40,160
Speaker 2: has to happen now, it's the balance of life. Yes,

738
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:43,239
Speaker 2: and yeah, that was a great example of that.

739
00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:45,520
Speaker 6: I was like riding on a cloud and then all

740
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:46,760
Speaker 6: of a sudden boom.

741
00:34:46,920 --> 00:34:48,520
Speaker 5: Well it's because you're under six feet tall.

742
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:50,760
Speaker 2: It is the guy would have seen.

743
00:34:50,920 --> 00:34:53,960
Speaker 1: Have you ever been reminded that nothing because his head.

744
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,799
Speaker 2: His head goes out of a holy car car.

745
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:00,920
Speaker 5: It's the wor It sucks.

746
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:04,320
Speaker 1: It's but you know it's worse rear ending someone. Oh yeah,

747
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:05,200
Speaker 1: I've done that three times.

748
00:35:05,320 --> 00:35:06,080
Speaker 6: You know it's your fault.

749
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:07,759
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah.

750
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:11,920
Speaker 5: Have you ever been rear ended lightly? And let the

751
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:13,040
Speaker 5: person off the hook?

752
00:35:13,880 --> 00:35:17,400
Speaker 1: I have been t boned lightly, okay, and let the

753
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:19,239
Speaker 1: person off the hook. Because I had been in so

754
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 1: many car sins that were my fault, I knew what

755
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:23,520
Speaker 1: a gift it would be. The guy backed out of

756
00:35:23,520 --> 00:35:26,440
Speaker 1: his driveway really fast, and I was driving maybe a

757
00:35:26,480 --> 00:35:28,759
Speaker 1: tiny bit too fast. This was in my hometown, and

758
00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:30,920
Speaker 1: he but he just bounced off the side of my

759
00:35:30,960 --> 00:35:32,799
Speaker 1: car and we were both kind of in shock. But

760
00:35:32,920 --> 00:35:35,919
Speaker 1: he was it was totally his fault. And I was like, look,

761
00:35:35,960 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 1: this is an old car. That's a tiny dent and

762
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:40,279
Speaker 1: I don't care, and he was like, are you kidding me?

763
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,960
Speaker 1: And I was like, have a great day, Like I

764
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:44,440
Speaker 1: did a kind of a pay it forward.

765
00:35:44,719 --> 00:35:46,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's great.

766
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:46,399
Speaker 1: Yeah.

767
00:35:46,440 --> 00:35:48,480
Speaker 2: I've done that for something every time, and it's only

768
00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:51,120
Speaker 2: been a couple of times. One time I rear ended

769
00:35:51,120 --> 00:35:53,200
Speaker 2: someone at a light, I was looking down at my

770
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:57,600
Speaker 2: printed out map quest map, so bum ninety seven, yeah,

771
00:35:57,600 --> 00:36:05,840
Speaker 2: I would say to technology and I and another time, uh,

772
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:09,359
Speaker 2: someone tapped me and then of course this big one

773
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:13,040
Speaker 2: where we got all bruised. But every time it was

774
00:36:13,080 --> 00:36:16,479
Speaker 2: an uninsured person. And so that's the first thing they say.

775
00:36:16,600 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 2: It's like, can we just handle this?

776
00:36:19,160 --> 00:36:19,399
Speaker 5: Now?

777
00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:23,640
Speaker 2: I'm uninsured and for some reason that I don't, I

778
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:25,719
Speaker 2: don't want to go no, fuck you man.

779
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:28,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, because there it's such a bad position. Have you

780
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:28,759
Speaker 1: is it happened to.

781
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:31,200
Speaker 5: You somebody wh hit me who's uninsured?

782
00:36:31,520 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 1: I know any of those.

783
00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:36,760
Speaker 5: I've been hit. I've been hit a number of times,

784
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:40,080
Speaker 5: and I've let somebody off the hook once. I actually

785
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:42,399
Speaker 5: the first time I got hit in La I got

786
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:45,000
Speaker 5: rear ended, but it was very light, but I followed

787
00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:47,520
Speaker 5: through with getting the money and then I use the

788
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:49,920
Speaker 5: money to buy a video camera to film some of

789
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:50,840
Speaker 5: my comedy sketches.

790
00:36:51,160 --> 00:36:54,120
Speaker 1: Oh you just yes, So no regrets is what you're

791
00:36:54,600 --> 00:36:55,399
Speaker 1: and you can do that.

792
00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:58,520
Speaker 2: That's not illegal, it's just it's supposed to be. It's

793
00:36:58,560 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 2: between you and your God.

794
00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:02,799
Speaker 5: But then I've made up for it by letting a

795
00:37:02,840 --> 00:37:05,359
Speaker 5: couple people who have lightly rendered me off the hook.

796
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:05,759
Speaker 2: Yeah.

797
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:07,280
Speaker 5: Nice, So I'm still going to heaven.

798
00:37:07,440 --> 00:37:10,440
Speaker 2: There's many Amen had a car wash, these guys.

799
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:11,720
Speaker 6: This is the fourth time I forgot.

800
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 2: They were drying off my car and some lady in

801
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:17,960
Speaker 2: a Prius just but it was like she was running

802
00:37:17,960 --> 00:37:20,520
Speaker 2: away from the loss. She just backed into my car

803
00:37:21,080 --> 00:37:23,120
Speaker 2: and then was going to leave, and the car wash

804
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:25,560
Speaker 2: guys were like, hey, you just hit a car and

805
00:37:25,600 --> 00:37:26,160
Speaker 2: she got out.

806
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:29,240
Speaker 6: She's like, no, I didn't, and I saw it happened.

807
00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:31,080
Speaker 1: Was in a BMW, No, she was.

808
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:34,520
Speaker 2: In a Prius. Starting to hate even more than the

809
00:37:34,680 --> 00:37:37,680
Speaker 2: Prius drivers. I appreciate what they're trying to do, but

810
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:40,440
Speaker 2: there's a sense of obligation that makes them drive like

811
00:37:40,600 --> 00:37:45,080
Speaker 2: BMW people, and they're silently the silence, the silent news.

812
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:50,279
Speaker 2: I wonder if the environmental benefits benefits have exceeded the

813
00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:53,600
Speaker 2: fact that the Prius says, are silently just running over

814
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 2: pedestrians every single day. Yeah, but the ozone.

815
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:01,800
Speaker 1: Exactly, we are overpopulated severely.

816
00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:04,439
Speaker 5: That's the that's actually the way the priests are helping

817
00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:06,120
Speaker 5: the apartments by killing.

818
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:09,879
Speaker 1: That's why they made them. The fact that they made

819
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:14,640
Speaker 1: a car dead quiet is clearly that's their hidden agenda.

820
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,759
Speaker 5: That's funny.

821
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:18,440
Speaker 1: We gotta spread that around.

822
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,360
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna like a rumor.

823
00:38:22,640 --> 00:38:24,560
Speaker 1: Like rumor Willis spread it around.

824
00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:29,560
Speaker 2: But this one one was so being defiant about clearly.

825
00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:31,880
Speaker 2: She's like, no, I didn't. It's like we all just

826
00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:35,239
Speaker 2: saw you. And finally she said, fine, come to my

827
00:38:35,680 --> 00:38:40,000
Speaker 2: house and my husband will write a check. Because I

828
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:42,320
Speaker 2: and I went, I got a quote for the bumper,

829
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:45,799
Speaker 2: and and I took the lowest one and I said, here,

830
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:48,000
Speaker 2: I'll probably get it painted, so you don't have to.

831
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:50,239
Speaker 2: I just made up a number. But here's what it

832
00:38:50,239 --> 00:38:53,000
Speaker 2: costs for me to replace my bumper. She wrote me

833
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:55,520
Speaker 2: a check and yeah, I paid rent with it.

834
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:59,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, did you guys have what's that dream car.

835
00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:04,840
Speaker 2: That I would see? My I'm my cars. I'm like

836
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:07,080
Speaker 2: a fifteen year old with posters on his wall. When

837
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 2: it comes to cars, I sort of like that that

838
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:13,400
Speaker 2: BMW sports car that has blue all over it and

839
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:15,520
Speaker 2: it looks like an exotic.

840
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:16,960
Speaker 5: You sound like a fifteen year old.

841
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:19,120
Speaker 2: I know, I like and I want there to be

842
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:24,439
Speaker 2: Kathy Ireland in a bikini laying on the hood. No,

843
00:39:24,520 --> 00:39:27,520
Speaker 2: I think I'm a big fan of Honda Cords. I

844
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:30,400
Speaker 2: think I'll get another Honda Cord. Yeah, in my reality

845
00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 2: and my dreams.

846
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:35,520
Speaker 1: I have to say. There's that new BMW that looks

847
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:36,360
Speaker 1: like a little toy.

848
00:39:36,880 --> 00:39:39,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think I actually don't know what you're talking about.

849
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:43,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks like a car that you rub on

850
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:45,239
Speaker 2: the carpet to make it go, like you.

851
00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:46,719
Speaker 1: Pull it back three times and then it would go

852
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:48,759
Speaker 1: real hoss, put a penny in the bump. I don't

853
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:50,600
Speaker 1: know why I like it. I think it's the BMW

854
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 1: version of a PRIs it is, isn't it.

855
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:53,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't.

856
00:39:53,920 --> 00:39:56,200
Speaker 1: It's so dumb looking and normally I would hate something

857
00:39:56,239 --> 00:39:57,040
Speaker 1: like that, But.

858
00:39:57,280 --> 00:40:00,880
Speaker 2: That car looks like a used butt plug. It's so sorry,

859
00:40:01,120 --> 00:40:02,399
Speaker 2: I don't know that makes sense.

860
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,120
Speaker 1: Before You're blue and white.

861
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,320
Speaker 6: Yeah, and I've never interrupted someone with you.

862
00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:09,960
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, No, it was worth it. But actually, you

863
00:40:09,960 --> 00:40:11,880
Speaker 1: know what I would if it was a dream car situation,

864
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:16,040
Speaker 1: I would love to get my mother's Volvo that we

865
00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:19,440
Speaker 1: had growing up. That's probably like an eighty an eighty

866
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 1: five perfect rectangle Voval. It was really square. Hers was

867
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:28,320
Speaker 1: goldish silverish with a with a tan interior.

868
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:29,880
Speaker 2: I want to change.

869
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:31,839
Speaker 1: It's the best. There's a lot of people driving it in.

870
00:40:32,239 --> 00:40:35,439
Speaker 2: Like an early eighties deep wagon air with wood paneling. Yes,

871
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:37,120
Speaker 2: that's chrome.

872
00:40:38,400 --> 00:40:39,120
Speaker 1: Is that what your parents?

873
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:40,160
Speaker 2: What's that?

874
00:40:40,600 --> 00:40:41,839
Speaker 1: Sorry? Did your parents have it?

875
00:40:42,080 --> 00:40:42,400
Speaker 2: No?

876
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:43,440
Speaker 6: No, they're just pretty.

877
00:40:43,880 --> 00:40:44,959
Speaker 2: I love them, Matt.

878
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:47,160
Speaker 5: I want a car that my dad used to, which

879
00:40:47,200 --> 00:40:50,120
Speaker 5: is a Bronco. Although those are so unsafe, but there's

880
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:52,600
Speaker 5: something whenever I see a Bronco I'm like, I want

881
00:40:52,640 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 5: that thing.

882
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:56,440
Speaker 2: Like O J style Yeah, yeah, during Like, God, I

883
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:58,360
Speaker 2: want that Bronco. What do you do again?

884
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:02,799
Speaker 1: What color did your dad have?

885
00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:03,960
Speaker 5: Red and white?

886
00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:04,520
Speaker 2: Yeah?

887
00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:05,520
Speaker 5: Style?

888
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:06,040
Speaker 2: Yes?

889
00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:09,080
Speaker 6: Like is this an old one that like a seventies one?

890
00:41:09,719 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 5: Yeah? Well yeah, it was like a It's like imagine

891
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:14,200
Speaker 5: a Bronco.

892
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:18,200
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, now stop thinking.

893
00:41:19,320 --> 00:41:20,920
Speaker 2: Can I move on to something else?

894
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:22,239
Speaker 5: Stop thinking.

895
00:41:26,000 --> 00:41:28,280
Speaker 2: That would be the best ad Bronco colon.

896
00:41:28,400 --> 00:41:29,839
Speaker 1: Stop Stop thinking.

897
00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:35,600
Speaker 2: That's yeah. I also part of me. And this is

898
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:38,960
Speaker 2: kind of silly, but I really like the AMC Eagle,

899
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:41,640
Speaker 2: which is a wagon that is four wheel drive. And

900
00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:45,200
Speaker 2: this is coming from my snowboarding days, but I really

901
00:41:45,200 --> 00:41:49,360
Speaker 2: always wanted to drive a vintage like GMC Eagle with

902
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:52,279
Speaker 2: big tires up because it's not a big douchey four

903
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:56,600
Speaker 2: by four car, and it's also wood paneled, just like what.

904
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,960
Speaker 5: I also kind of want, like a truck. Now, I weirdly,

905
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,520
Speaker 5: I grew up in Texas, and I I've spent so

906
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 5: much time rejecting Texas and now I'm coming back around

907
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:06,360
Speaker 5: and I'm like, I want to what fucking whip like

908
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:09,120
Speaker 5: wear cowboy hats and drive around in a stupid truck.

909
00:42:09,640 --> 00:42:09,920
Speaker 1: I have.

910
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:16,200
Speaker 6: No I just comedy. I started comedy in Austin.

911
00:42:16,280 --> 00:42:20,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, but Texas, I have the same thing. Though rejecting

912
00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:23,799
Speaker 1: I tried to I'm from a small town that was

913
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:27,040
Speaker 1: very farm based, and so when I moved to like

914
00:42:27,080 --> 00:42:29,399
Speaker 1: San Francisco, I tried to pretend I was like from

915
00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:33,400
Speaker 1: New York all my life and recently, like anytime I

916
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:36,360
Speaker 1: see like that, sometimes somebody will just be driving like

917
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:40,680
Speaker 1: a seventies Ford, like an all white, you know, vintage Ford,

918
00:42:41,120 --> 00:42:44,000
Speaker 1: and my mouth will like water. Like it's that thing

919
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,319
Speaker 1: of like ooh, or somebody you know, anybody that's got

920
00:42:46,320 --> 00:42:49,840
Speaker 1: like a snap button cowboy shirt, Like that's totally like

921
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:52,360
Speaker 1: seventies pet Luma. It makes me crazy.

922
00:42:52,680 --> 00:42:55,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that too. I like that love too.

923
00:42:55,840 --> 00:42:59,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very like, it's very homey. Like I realized

924
00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:00,520
Speaker 1: from a distance, I don't want.

925
00:43:00,440 --> 00:43:03,040
Speaker 5: To know to sign a maturity right to like because

926
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:05,400
Speaker 5: you spend your whole life being like, fuck, fucked my

927
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:07,560
Speaker 5: mom and dad and where I grew up and I

928
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:10,080
Speaker 5: hate it, yes, And then like when you're finally like,

929
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:13,440
Speaker 5: now there was some good things about that, that's like good.

930
00:43:13,280 --> 00:43:15,239
Speaker 1: Right, Yes, I think it's very good.

931
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:20,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, I chilled my whole life. I was born in California,

932
00:43:20,320 --> 00:43:22,280
Speaker 2: and then we moved in my whole life. My parents

933
00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:24,640
Speaker 2: kind of apologized that we didn't live by the beach,

934
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:28,360
Speaker 2: but we were in a part of Montana that's so beautiful.

935
00:43:28,400 --> 00:43:31,799
Speaker 2: It's just a what was once a glacial lake, just

936
00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:36,080
Speaker 2: a city surrounded by mountains. Wow, and there's bears and

937
00:43:36,160 --> 00:43:38,960
Speaker 2: deer everywhere. It's beautiful. I go back now and I'm like,

938
00:43:39,480 --> 00:43:41,960
Speaker 2: how could I ever have taken this for granted? And

939
00:43:42,000 --> 00:43:43,799
Speaker 2: now I live at the beach, and I'm like, well,

940
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:48,279
Speaker 2: look at this snoozefest. It's just one flat water thing.

941
00:43:48,600 --> 00:43:51,360
Speaker 1: Great stupid? Yeah, why failed the salt?

942
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:53,359
Speaker 2: I really pulled out.

943
00:43:54,160 --> 00:43:55,719
Speaker 5: Would you ever move back to Montana?

944
00:43:55,800 --> 00:43:59,520
Speaker 2: I sure would, Yeah, if if it made sense for

945
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:02,720
Speaker 2: me to do what I'm doing for a living there, if.

946
00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:05,400
Speaker 1: They opened a comedy school, you could go and be professor.

947
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:08,360
Speaker 2: See that's even that just sounds so depressing, But I

948
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 2: guess yeah, ask me again in ten years I might

949
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:13,080
Speaker 2: want to be a professor of comedy at the time

950
00:44:13,160 --> 00:44:17,600
Speaker 2: as a comedy university. Oh so well, I my kid.

951
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:23,000
Speaker 2: Probably Yeah, let's just hope.

952
00:44:23,120 --> 00:44:24,600
Speaker 5: What let me ask you this, what age do you

953
00:44:24,640 --> 00:44:27,479
Speaker 5: guys want to live to? When do you want to die?

954
00:44:27,640 --> 00:44:29,880
Speaker 6: I'm so scared of dying lately.

955
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:34,359
Speaker 2: That yeah, it's a yeah. It's just brushes with death

956
00:44:34,400 --> 00:44:37,200
Speaker 2: and having it surround me on a daily basis, the

957
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:42,160
Speaker 2: hauntings at my current apartment. I want, I think I

958
00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:44,120
Speaker 2: want to live to be an old guy, to see

959
00:44:44,160 --> 00:44:49,719
Speaker 2: if I can resist being like a grumpy, typical old man.

960
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:52,320
Speaker 2: Way that will happen, Because.

961
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:54,839
Speaker 1: I already am, You're already damn it, Well you're half

962
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:56,480
Speaker 1: a grup old man. But then you're half like the

963
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:57,719
Speaker 1: funnest old man of all.

964
00:44:57,719 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 2: Okay, hear that, man?

965
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:03,000
Speaker 5: You could you have to work, Chris. Okay, I've watched.

966
00:45:03,640 --> 00:45:06,520
Speaker 1: I've watched, and you're a bossy old man.

967
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 2: I've watched my dad as he gets older be more

968
00:45:10,040 --> 00:45:12,600
Speaker 2: calm and cool and laid back. I think that's the direction,

969
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:16,000
Speaker 2: all know. I like to think that, or I'll just

970
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:20,279
Speaker 2: be waving a stick and yelling at everybody, just incontinent

971
00:45:20,520 --> 00:45:21,480
Speaker 2: tube coming out of.

972
00:45:21,400 --> 00:45:24,279
Speaker 1: My like a Don Martin cartoon of an old man.

973
00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 2: Everything. I have to mention catheters every episode.

974
00:45:32,120 --> 00:45:32,440
Speaker 5: That's right.

975
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:34,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sorry, we're medically obligated.

976
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:35,600
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride his.

977
00:45:35,719 --> 00:45:41,080
Speaker 2: Sponsored by brought to you by Catheters, any brand, usable

978
00:45:41,239 --> 00:45:41,560
Speaker 2: or new?

979
00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:44,080
Speaker 1: Throw him up there, toss him in.

980
00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,640
Speaker 2: The hole and forget about the weekend.

981
00:45:48,520 --> 00:45:51,719
Speaker 5: Oh no, you want to die And I feel like

982
00:45:51,760 --> 00:45:52,880
Speaker 5: I'm posting this podcast.

983
00:45:52,880 --> 00:45:55,480
Speaker 1: No, I love it, love that you are so tired.

984
00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:56,280
Speaker 1: I'm so tired.

985
00:45:57,000 --> 00:45:59,120
Speaker 2: We haven't asked one question of you.

986
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:00,239
Speaker 6: I think.

987
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:03,040
Speaker 1: I think, well, I don't want to get too dark,

988
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:05,560
Speaker 1: but my mom did die of Alzheimer's, so I don't

989
00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:07,239
Speaker 1: want to go to the at all.

990
00:46:07,280 --> 00:46:09,759
Speaker 2: My mom's currently dying of Alzheimer's. Karen and I, that's

991
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:12,200
Speaker 2: what we that's our genuine worry.

992
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:13,840
Speaker 1: Sure, and our original podcast.

993
00:46:13,880 --> 00:46:15,920
Speaker 5: That is my worry too, is I don't think I

994
00:46:15,960 --> 00:46:18,799
Speaker 5: have Alzheimer's in my family, but just being stupid, just

995
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:20,920
Speaker 5: getting to a point where it's like my brain doesn't work.

996
00:46:21,120 --> 00:46:24,319
Speaker 2: Yes, it's very frightening because we all sense that, Like

997
00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:28,239
Speaker 2: I'll forget something you called me Kevin John Cryer's name

998
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:30,279
Speaker 2: when I after I watch a movie or something and

999
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:34,360
Speaker 2: I think this is my brain's shrinking. There's glowing orange spots.

1000
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:35,799
Speaker 2: If we did that scan Yep.

1001
00:46:36,080 --> 00:46:37,959
Speaker 6: Yeah, I worry about it all the time.

1002
00:46:38,000 --> 00:46:41,360
Speaker 2: But now that it's become such a real thing, I'm like,

1003
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:44,799
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go back to worrying about things that are

1004
00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:50,920
Speaker 2: kind of unreasonable or unrealistic. You're like hang gliding accidents.

1005
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:52,120
Speaker 1: And bury this one deep deep down.

1006
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:54,480
Speaker 6: Yeah, because it's real and it's scary.

1007
00:46:54,560 --> 00:46:56,920
Speaker 2: And yeah, Karen and I were gonna have a we

1008
00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 2: were gonna have a mom podcast where people come on

1009
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:02,480
Speaker 2: top my moms. Then we thought that might be sad,

1010
00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:06,239
Speaker 2: and then we were gonna have a specific Alzheimer's one

1011
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:10,280
Speaker 2: where we just talk about Alzheimer's, which would be even darker.

1012
00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:14,440
Speaker 1: And I wanted to call that one before I forget.

1013
00:47:14,560 --> 00:47:16,840
Speaker 5: You got to do at least a couples.

1014
00:47:16,160 --> 00:47:18,719
Speaker 1: We might we might well do a sub we do

1015
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:21,759
Speaker 1: talk about it. But I think I think separate from that,

1016
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:26,400
Speaker 1: I think I would say, like early eighties, if all,

1017
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:30,200
Speaker 1: if all health things went well, yes, or you know,

1018
00:47:30,680 --> 00:47:32,800
Speaker 1: a nice die in your sleep in your early eighties,

1019
00:47:32,800 --> 00:47:33,640
Speaker 1: sons primo.

1020
00:47:34,440 --> 00:47:38,280
Speaker 2: I but no, I look at my dad is coming

1021
00:47:38,320 --> 00:47:41,480
Speaker 2: on seventy five. For god, I should know old. My

1022
00:47:41,520 --> 00:47:45,719
Speaker 2: dad's mid seventies, and I don't think I want him

1023
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:46,759
Speaker 2: to be gone in five years.

1024
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:49,319
Speaker 6: I think he'll be pretty great at eighty five.

1025
00:47:49,400 --> 00:47:50,800
Speaker 2: That's the only horse.

1026
00:47:50,960 --> 00:47:52,960
Speaker 5: Well, that's the reality. You get to that point and

1027
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:54,719
Speaker 5: you're like, no, I'm not ready yet.

1028
00:47:55,000 --> 00:47:58,319
Speaker 1: And also these days, like my sister is very up

1029
00:47:58,360 --> 00:48:01,600
Speaker 1: on all of the latest in Alzheimer's drugs and she's

1030
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:03,960
Speaker 1: like they are on the verge of curing it. So

1031
00:48:04,120 --> 00:48:07,000
Speaker 1: like if that that's the kind of thing where every

1032
00:48:07,040 --> 00:48:10,359
Speaker 1: decade things are get so much more advanced and it's

1033
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:12,960
Speaker 1: going faster and faster. By the time we are in

1034
00:48:13,000 --> 00:48:16,960
Speaker 1: our eighties, life might be way better for paper.

1035
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:18,840
Speaker 5: Though, is we won't see that until the end of

1036
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:21,320
Speaker 5: our life. So when they when they create eternal life,

1037
00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:22,520
Speaker 5: will be old.

1038
00:48:22,800 --> 00:48:24,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's good. I don't want to live forever

1039
00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:25,920
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ.

1040
00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't want to relive anything. I don't want

1041
00:48:28,040 --> 00:48:29,680
Speaker 2: to go back to I don't want to go back

1042
00:48:29,680 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 2: to the fifth grade and say.

1043
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:35,440
Speaker 5: Oh, Chris has made some mistakes in his he doesn't

1044
00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:35,719
Speaker 5: need to.

1045
00:48:36,800 --> 00:48:39,920
Speaker 2: But i'll Grandpa Chris wants is to just take a

1046
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:42,160
Speaker 2: little swig of baby piss or whatever they're going to

1047
00:48:42,239 --> 00:48:46,040
Speaker 2: have selling it just pops themselves.

1048
00:48:46,280 --> 00:48:48,319
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think, yeah, it has something to do with

1049
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:49,120
Speaker 6: baby here, right.

1050
00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:52,160
Speaker 5: I think I just like to be like murdered when

1051
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:53,919
Speaker 5: I'm eighty murdered.

1052
00:48:53,600 --> 00:48:58,560
Speaker 2: How specifically, just wild driving a Corvette and then someone.

1053
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:02,760
Speaker 1: Because I would love to murder somebody and I feel

1054
00:49:02,760 --> 00:49:03,680
Speaker 1: like we could work this out.

1055
00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 5: I would love that, honestly, when I'm eighty two.

1056
00:49:06,200 --> 00:49:10,359
Speaker 1: Okay, kill me, great, kill you with a gun while

1057
00:49:10,360 --> 00:49:10,840
Speaker 1: you're driving.

1058
00:49:10,920 --> 00:49:15,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, don't let me know what's coming either, right, Okay.

1059
00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:18,600
Speaker 2: Just damn a handful of pills nonchalantly in my mouth.

1060
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:25,279
Speaker 1: What if I fix your break fallows? Just fold it

1061
00:49:25,320 --> 00:49:30,920
Speaker 1: into some cheddar cheese and you'll be fine. I love it.

1062
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:33,800
Speaker 2: That's how I want to get murdered.

1063
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:42,279
Speaker 1: You're watching Jeopardy and drinking some white wine with some

1064
00:49:42,320 --> 00:49:44,360
Speaker 1: crackers and cheese, thinking everything's.

1065
00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 5: Fine, and another older woman.

1066
00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:53,760
Speaker 1: An insanely old woman, me, really play the podcast back.

1067
00:49:53,960 --> 00:49:56,560
Speaker 1: You promised I could have this one last thing.

1068
00:49:58,239 --> 00:50:02,520
Speaker 2: I can't believe it's still on soundcl Company.

1069
00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:05,879
Speaker 1: It'll last forever, you know.

1070
00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:13,080
Speaker 2: Now it's SoundCloud dot universe because the Internet has spanned

1071
00:50:13,440 --> 00:50:15,880
Speaker 2: to our other inhabbiting planets.

1072
00:50:16,040 --> 00:50:19,320
Speaker 5: It is you of Alzheimer's. You need to contain your pills.

1073
00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:23,120
Speaker 2: You the young man that used to work at the bakery.

1074
00:50:24,000 --> 00:50:27,160
Speaker 2: Sorry that hits to him one time. My grandma who

1075
00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:28,760
Speaker 2: had who had also been.

1076
00:50:28,640 --> 00:50:30,239
Speaker 1: Touching its close, but just for you.

1077
00:50:30,520 --> 00:50:34,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's enough for me to tell this story. My

1078
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:37,480
Speaker 2: grandma was like I picked her up because it was

1079
00:50:37,520 --> 00:50:40,439
Speaker 2: Thanksgiving and she and she goes, are you the boy

1080
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:43,040
Speaker 2: that used to work at the bakery? And I was like,

1081
00:50:43,520 --> 00:50:46,760
Speaker 2: I was like, oh ship, that was like I remember,

1082
00:50:46,800 --> 00:50:51,000
Speaker 2: that was my first potholes. That was my first touch

1083
00:50:51,080 --> 00:50:52,760
Speaker 2: with people that have been touched.

1084
00:50:53,160 --> 00:50:56,400
Speaker 1: Mine was when my mom came downstairs in a fleece

1085
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:59,640
Speaker 1: jacket with no pants on, and she pulled a carton

1086
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:02,279
Speaker 1: of mill out of the friderider and who drank all

1087
00:51:02,320 --> 00:51:06,279
Speaker 1: the milk? And my sister and I started laughing out

1088
00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:09,560
Speaker 1: of a tension because it was crazy. She would also

1089
00:51:10,160 --> 00:51:13,040
Speaker 1: often wear sunglasses on top of her head and on

1090
00:51:13,080 --> 00:51:17,720
Speaker 1: her face indoors. She was fun for others.

1091
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:20,399
Speaker 2: My mom did a really fun thing where she got

1092
00:51:20,440 --> 00:51:23,240
Speaker 2: on a city bus holding a hammer, not wearing a shirt.

1093
00:51:23,320 --> 00:51:28,080
Speaker 2: Now you're in the middle of hanging some pictures and

1094
00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:29,800
Speaker 2: then you realize you're out of nails.

1095
00:51:31,160 --> 00:51:36,160
Speaker 1: You get on the bus, all shirts aside. You go

1096
00:51:36,200 --> 00:51:37,000
Speaker 1: get those nails.

1097
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:39,520
Speaker 6: That's a fun call to get.

1098
00:51:39,880 --> 00:51:41,840
Speaker 1: My sister got See, this is why we didn't do

1099
00:51:41,880 --> 00:51:42,560
Speaker 1: that podcast.

1100
00:51:43,560 --> 00:51:44,279
Speaker 2: We're having so.

1101
00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:46,399
Speaker 5: Much fun at the same time, the hardest I've laughed.

1102
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:52,040
Speaker 1: Oh, I do like these bobals too, as as a

1103
00:51:52,080 --> 00:51:52,960
Speaker 1: car me too.

1104
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 7: It's safety, it's safe, it's sporty and uh. Clearly the

1105
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:02,759
Speaker 7: driver though, wears sketchers and has a computer and is

1106
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:04,240
Speaker 7: not voting the way we're voting.

1107
00:52:04,360 --> 00:52:06,920
Speaker 2: True, are very republic.

1108
00:52:06,600 --> 00:52:08,799
Speaker 5: We just passed Bridger Weininger's house by the way.

1109
00:52:09,000 --> 00:52:12,840
Speaker 2: There's oh this guy he was going to pass me

1110
00:52:12,920 --> 00:52:13,879
Speaker 2: on the left.

1111
00:52:14,520 --> 00:52:16,360
Speaker 1: I went to the movies with Bridger.

1112
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Speaker 6: I realized I didn't want turn left over there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, good Bridger and Scotty Landis Bridger's boyfriend, Jimmy Scotty Landis,

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Speaker 1: and I went to did you why don't you come

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Speaker 1: with us to go see ten Cloverfield Lane?

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Speaker 5: You guys, if it's not helping me professionally.

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Speaker 1: Out, I hear you, I hear you.

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Speaker 5: Oh, I had already seen it. That's why I didn't go.

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Speaker 1: Did you like it?

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Speaker 5: I did like it? John Goodman a little mid Night

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00:52:44,840 --> 00:52:47,440
Speaker 5: Shyamalani towards the end, but it's like a fun little.

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Speaker 1: We were all sweating when it was over. We were

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Speaker 1: laughing and sweating at how stressful it was. It was

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Speaker 1: pretty great.

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Speaker 2: I last night I watched a documentary about this might

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Speaker 2: be boring one, but I was affected so emotionally that

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00:53:04,080 --> 00:53:06,600
Speaker 2: I can't stop thinking about it. But it's about the

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Speaker 2: snowboard snowboarder kid that I've interviewed before, and he was

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Speaker 2: beating Sean White.

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Speaker 6: No one ever beats Sean White.

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00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:18,640
Speaker 2: And he's just a sweet kid with a sweet family

1132
00:53:18,880 --> 00:53:24,120
Speaker 2: and a down syndrome brother who's the sweetest most functioning

1133
00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:27,160
Speaker 2: down syndrome person I've ever seen in a documentary. And

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Speaker 2: his parents are the best, and he fucking wrecked trying

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Speaker 2: to learn some trick to beat Sean White and landed

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Speaker 2: right on his face. And you know, he was in

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00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:40,439
Speaker 2: a coma for weeks. He and then he came out

1138
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Speaker 2: and luckily started being able to talk in it.

1139
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:44,600
Speaker 6: But you're watching this whole thing.

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Speaker 2: He was on top. He was gonna beat Sean White.

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00:53:47,600 --> 00:53:50,440
Speaker 2: He was beating him in all these contests. Sean White

1142
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:54,880
Speaker 2: was getting pissy about it because they were friends. And

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Speaker 2: then all of a sudden he had to relearn to walk,

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Speaker 2: and this documentary shows all of it. It is. It is, yes,

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00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:03,600
Speaker 2: it is.

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00:54:03,760 --> 00:54:06,799
Speaker 6: It is a bad brain injury. And he's being unreasonable.

1147
00:54:06,840 --> 00:54:08,680
Speaker 2: He's like, I want to go back to snowboarding, and

1148
00:54:08,719 --> 00:54:11,040
Speaker 2: they're like, no, you can't. You'll die if you hit

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Speaker 2: your head again. And then finally he came around and

1150
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Speaker 2: and you know, speaks at schools about helmets and stuff.

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Speaker 6: I don't know. I just it ends happy and content

1152
00:54:23,120 --> 00:54:24,120
Speaker 6: because I was.

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00:54:24,160 --> 00:54:25,080
Speaker 1: Not on this podcast.

1154
00:54:25,120 --> 00:54:29,879
Speaker 2: Well, only last best case scenario, he would have won

1155
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Speaker 2: the Olympics, gotten money, and snowboard in another four years

1156
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Speaker 2: and then you're done, once you're past your mid twenties.

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Speaker 6: There's no retirement plan.

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Speaker 5: It's I watched it already, you know yesterday called finders Keepers. No,

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Speaker 5: it's about a guy who got into an accident plane

1160
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Speaker 5: wreck had they had to sever his or they did

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00:54:50,360 --> 00:54:52,759
Speaker 5: what is it called not sever evacuate What is the

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Speaker 5: word it looking for?

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Speaker 1: They cut up amputat Oh wow, you evacuate, all right,

1164
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Speaker 1: everybody out, everybody one leg, right leg?

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Speaker 5: Get out of here.

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Speaker 2: A bouncer comes in.

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Speaker 1: You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here.

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Speaker 5: They amputated his right leg. He wanted to keep it,

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Speaker 5: and like he kept it and then he put it

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Speaker 5: into a storage unit inside of a grill.

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00:55:20,600 --> 00:55:22,960
Speaker 6: Wait, wait, in a giant bag or something.

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Speaker 5: In a grill, in a bag in a grill. And

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00:55:25,680 --> 00:55:27,960
Speaker 5: then and then he and then he stopped paying for

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Speaker 5: the storage unit. So then one of those people who

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Speaker 5: bit on storage units came and bought the storage unit.

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Speaker 2: On a reality show or no that just no, no, no,

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Speaker 2: that just happened.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and he bought it and then he refused to

1179
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Speaker 5: give the leg back. And it's like it's the funniest

1180
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Speaker 5: it's it's a great documentary, fun it all happened. Oh yeah,

1181
00:55:45,960 --> 00:55:47,839
Speaker 5: and it is fantastic and I cried during it too.

1182
00:55:47,880 --> 00:55:53,600
Speaker 2: It's emotional, ship Lord, I like it. That reminds me

1183
00:55:53,680 --> 00:55:56,719
Speaker 2: of an idea Tighead will uh that she gets to

1184
00:55:56,840 --> 00:56:01,080
Speaker 2: talk about just a short film or maybe a mockumentary

1185
00:56:01,120 --> 00:56:03,680
Speaker 2: of a bunch of interviews talking about a.

1186
00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:05,840
Speaker 6: Person that's been through a lot, and then that person.

1187
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Speaker 2: It's like, you know, before I got my fake leg,

1188
00:56:08,680 --> 00:56:10,840
Speaker 2: I thought I'd never run again. I thought I was

1189
00:56:10,880 --> 00:56:13,919
Speaker 2: done doing marathon. So I've started running with my fake

1190
00:56:14,040 --> 00:56:17,560
Speaker 2: leg and then just show footage of someone running and

1191
00:56:17,600 --> 00:56:22,160
Speaker 2: they're just holding like a mannequin leg as they're dogging,

1192
00:56:22,960 --> 00:56:26,439
Speaker 2: and that's the that's the payoffs. I guess they would

1193
00:56:26,440 --> 00:56:28,399
Speaker 2: probably get a light chuckle, like in this Car.

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00:56:28,600 --> 00:56:30,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, it shouldn't be a full length film, that's for sure.

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00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:34,959
Speaker 2: Imagine the build up being oh yeah, yeah, taking about

1196
00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:37,960
Speaker 2: twenty minutes, then out of relief you had just laughed

1197
00:56:37,960 --> 00:56:40,600
Speaker 2: so hard.

1198
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:43,680
Speaker 1: We should definitely talk before we go. Yes, because Matt

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Speaker 1: has a TV show coming, maybe maybe coming. Made a

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Speaker 1: pilot on Comedy Central, let me.

1201
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:52,360
Speaker 2: Hear about it. I don't know about this.

1202
00:56:53,080 --> 00:56:55,759
Speaker 5: I made a pilot for Comedy Central, and we just

1203
00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:59,600
Speaker 5: finished editing it and now we're now I'm having anxiety

1204
00:56:59,600 --> 00:57:02,719
Speaker 5: attacks daily waiting to hear. Yeah, if they're gonna make

1205
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:03,920
Speaker 5: it into a TV.

1206
00:57:03,800 --> 00:57:06,680
Speaker 1: Show, do you want to talk about the name or details?

1207
00:57:06,760 --> 00:57:07,440
Speaker 1: Or do you not want to.

1208
00:57:07,400 --> 00:57:09,640
Speaker 5: Talk about the name? Is one thing we just learned

1209
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:13,960
Speaker 5: because it apparently so. It is or was n'tamed corporate

1210
00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:18,760
Speaker 5: And it's like a dark corporate satire that takes place

1211
00:57:18,800 --> 00:57:19,440
Speaker 5: in a corporation.

1212
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:20,360
Speaker 1: It's hilarious.

1213
00:57:20,480 --> 00:57:20,880
Speaker 5: Thank you?

1214
00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:22,680
Speaker 2: And can I see it?

1215
00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:23,800
Speaker 6: How do people see it?

1216
00:57:23,920 --> 00:57:25,640
Speaker 1: Or I read the script?

1217
00:57:25,760 --> 00:57:25,920
Speaker 5: Oh?

1218
00:57:26,000 --> 00:57:26,800
Speaker 2: You read the script?

1219
00:57:27,840 --> 00:57:28,440
Speaker 5: I can show you.

1220
00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:30,040
Speaker 2: Where can people read the script?

1221
00:57:31,240 --> 00:57:32,120
Speaker 1: I'll email you.

1222
00:57:32,960 --> 00:57:35,400
Speaker 2: I love to I'd love to secretly get a copy

1223
00:57:35,720 --> 00:57:36,760
Speaker 2: without anyone knowing.

1224
00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:39,960
Speaker 5: And yeah, we feel good about it, and hopefully they

1225
00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:41,640
Speaker 5: let us make nine more of them.

1226
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:43,160
Speaker 1: When do you find out?

1227
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:45,959
Speaker 5: I think I think by the end of the month

1228
00:57:46,000 --> 00:57:47,919
Speaker 5: is what we've been told. So that's not terrible because

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00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:49,920
Speaker 5: I think some people you can wait like months and

1230
00:57:49,960 --> 00:57:50,400
Speaker 5: months too.

1231
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, So happy to hear that. I'm not

1232
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Speaker 2: surprised though you're you're I would consider you a filmmaker person.

1233
00:57:57,240 --> 00:57:59,760
Speaker 6: He I acted in a music video that.

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00:57:59,560 --> 00:58:00,400
Speaker 5: That's right, you did?

1235
00:58:00,560 --> 00:58:01,360
Speaker 2: Did you direct that?

1236
00:58:01,560 --> 00:58:05,760
Speaker 5: I did not, but you kind of facilitated it.

1237
00:58:05,600 --> 00:58:07,760
Speaker 2: A lot of it's a lot of cook you did

1238
00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:09,280
Speaker 2: a lot, thank you. But it was fun.

1239
00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:10,919
Speaker 1: He was all the cooks, it was all.

1240
00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:12,680
Speaker 6: He was every cook in that kitchen.

1241
00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:14,120
Speaker 1: And still spoiled it. That's weird.

1242
00:58:14,240 --> 00:58:15,200
Speaker 6: No, it's so fun.

1243
00:58:15,240 --> 00:58:17,480
Speaker 2: I've always wanted to act in like it or being

1244
00:58:17,520 --> 00:58:19,479
Speaker 2: an indie rock music video.

1245
00:58:19,840 --> 00:58:20,760
Speaker 1: What band fun?

1246
00:58:21,280 --> 00:58:23,960
Speaker 5: A guy named Michael Komer is. The band is called

1247
00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:26,440
Speaker 5: Lace Curtains. He used to be in a band called Harlem.

1248
00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:30,120
Speaker 5: It's actually really great music. It's kind of rock.

1249
00:58:31,000 --> 00:58:32,120
Speaker 2: I loved it. I loved it.

1250
00:58:32,160 --> 00:58:33,000
Speaker 5: You would love it, Kevin.

1251
00:58:33,320 --> 00:58:37,520
Speaker 2: And then it's right up your alley cap and then

1252
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:40,480
Speaker 2: and then what was the last film you were just

1253
00:58:40,560 --> 00:58:43,280
Speaker 2: acting in it? That I like? The yard sale?

1254
00:58:43,720 --> 00:58:46,040
Speaker 5: Yard sales? Yeah, I made a number of little things.

1255
00:58:46,160 --> 00:58:50,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're just like I wish I owned a camera

1256
00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:50,880
Speaker 2: and was motivated.

1257
00:58:50,880 --> 00:58:54,920
Speaker 1: Well, if you get rear ended someday, that's right, get

1258
00:58:54,920 --> 00:58:56,920
Speaker 1: your ass up back out there and risk it.

1259
00:58:57,760 --> 00:59:03,080
Speaker 2: Buy a fake leg if I need one, Karen, what

1260
00:59:03,120 --> 00:59:04,680
Speaker 2: do you got going on? I guess this is the

1261
00:59:04,720 --> 00:59:06,600
Speaker 2: time we usually wrap it up about the.

1262
00:59:07,040 --> 00:59:09,720
Speaker 1: Is it plug time? Well, I've got a show coming

1263
00:59:09,760 --> 00:59:14,320
Speaker 1: up at the Improv Lab on April thirteenth at ten pm,

1264
00:59:14,760 --> 00:59:19,200
Speaker 1: and Chris Fairbanks is a headliner. Matt Ingebretson is our

1265
00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:22,880
Speaker 1: surprise dropping guest. Tickets are eight dollars. We would love

1266
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:26,080
Speaker 1: to see everybody there that's able to go. Because it's

1267
00:59:26,080 --> 00:59:30,800
Speaker 1: our first time doing it. It's called business Class and

1268
00:59:31,200 --> 00:59:31,760
Speaker 1: that's all.

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00:59:31,920 --> 00:59:33,280
Speaker 6: It might be a reoccurring show.

1270
00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:35,360
Speaker 1: I think it's going to be a monthly show terrific.

1271
00:59:35,520 --> 00:59:37,160
Speaker 1: So we just get all the people we think are

1272
00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:38,000
Speaker 1: funny and put it on.

1273
00:59:38,160 --> 00:59:42,040
Speaker 2: I love the Improv Lab. If I room again, it

1274
00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:43,560
Speaker 2: would be sad. Take it personally.

1275
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:47,880
Speaker 1: I hope that doesn't happen. It's great And.

1276
00:59:48,280 --> 00:59:51,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, Matt, what do you got what you're waiting on?

1277
00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:53,840
Speaker 5: Am I waiting on a pilot? You can see come

1278
00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:56,920
Speaker 5: see me weekly. A good heroin at Stories Books and Cafe.

1279
00:59:57,720 --> 00:59:59,960
Speaker 6: Great fun, great show. Some crazy hanging out there.

1280
01:00:00,720 --> 01:00:03,400
Speaker 5: Will you will get accused of sexually assaulting.

1281
01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:05,960
Speaker 2: Someone who doesn't love that, especially if your decks out.

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Speaker 1: That's called the Anita Hill Guarantee pubic hair coat.

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Speaker 6: Never really did follow that.

1284
01:00:12,080 --> 01:00:16,160
Speaker 1: Story, Oh, but you can watch it when Carrie Washington

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01:00:16,240 --> 01:00:18,480
Speaker 1: stars as Anita Hill upcoming special.

1286
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:22,840
Speaker 2: Washington Nights the other day coming up, and I'm yeah,

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01:00:23,080 --> 01:00:27,120
Speaker 2: where's April and I are starting up Almost Genius again

1288
01:00:27,160 --> 01:00:27,920
Speaker 2: tomorrow morning.

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Speaker 1: That's right, your TV show?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that be fun.

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Speaker 1: Over on True TV channel three forty seven.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, channel deep deep deep cable.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: No, I think I've seen True TV in hotel rooms.

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Speaker 5: True TV is doing it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: True TD moves.

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Speaker 1: They're everywhere.

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Speaker 6: They're moving and shaking. Yeah, And you've been moving and shaking.

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Speaker 5: It's always hard moving and shaking down the highway with

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Speaker 5: Chris and Kevin.

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Speaker 6: You've been listening to Hey buddy.

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Speaker 5: And I'm fat Bartleberts.

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Speaker 2: In here with Kevin would shot the sheriff and Chris

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Speaker 2: her Thanks. You've been listening to Do you need a ride?

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Speaker 1: D y n A? Are are you leaving?

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Speaker 2: I you wanna way back home?

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