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Speaker 1: What's up with you?

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Speaker 2: Is this the right number? It's the loser line.

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Speaker 1: Go on, just call me back if you haven't heard

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Speaker 1: the loser line before. It works like this. Let's say

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Speaker 1: someone approaches you while you're out at the club and

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Speaker 1: drops this charming pickup line on you hate you exotic thing?

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Speaker 1: Are you from the Caribbean? Because Jamaican me horn? Whatever

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Speaker 1: you do, don't kick him right in the steel drums

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Speaker 1: and tell him to get lost. Instead, invite him over

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Speaker 1: for a tasty coconut drink and a banana boat ride.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I mean, I bet you'd like that, Alan,

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Speaker 1: And that's when you leading the digits to the loser line.

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Speaker 1: So hopefully he calls and leaves an awkward voicemail that

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Speaker 1: we can play on the air with messages like this one.

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Speaker 2: Hey, I don't care what the Internet says or those

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Speaker 2: dumbass politicians. Mermaids are I swear everything I was telling

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Speaker 2: you about them, It's true. My grandpa actually caught one

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Speaker 2: on his fishing boat back in the eighties when he

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Speaker 2: lived in Florida. He said it got tangled in his

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Speaker 2: net and then he had to let it go because

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Speaker 2: crazy I pitched noise like a so he got her free.

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Speaker 2: But here's the real crazy thing. I've seen the drawings

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Speaker 2: and the sketches that my grandpa made of what he saw.

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Speaker 2: It is very close to Ariel from the Disney movie,

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Speaker 2: like crazy close. So I'm telling you, man, mermaids are real.

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Speaker 3: I mean, how could he have possibly drawn Ariel.

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Speaker 1: Wow from back in the eighties?

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Speaker 4: Though?

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Speaker 1: Arial yes, he ripped off cereal from a Florida mermaid And.

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Speaker 3: That's why they get no voice because that sounds annoying.

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Speaker 3: Oh if that's how Yeah, everybody would have turned that

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Speaker 3: TV on.

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Speaker 4: I'm a little word. We actually just called all the

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Speaker 4: ships from the.

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Speaker 5: Sea next message.

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Speaker 6: Hey, Thomas, it's from the bar last night. I know

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Speaker 6: that you were asking me, since I am a certified astrologist,

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Speaker 6: what I could read from your birth chart, and I

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Speaker 6: just need you to know that after a little bit

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Speaker 6: of investigating, I have got to tell you that something

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Speaker 6: big is going to happen to you tomorrow at noon

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Speaker 6: because you are a Sagittarius son with a Gemini moon

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Speaker 6: and we are having a full moon. You absolutely need

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Speaker 6: to know about this. This full moon is going to

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Speaker 6: rock your world and I am going to need your

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Speaker 6: credit card information before I can tell you more about this,

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Speaker 6: just for nine ninety nine minute, which is an amazing

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Speaker 6: price considering my credentials.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, canstra just not predict to when the

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Speaker 1: voicemail machine is gonna end? Got cut off at the end.

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Speaker 5: Right there?

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Speaker 3: She's not a psychic, that's different.

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Speaker 6: Oh sorry, I.

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Speaker 1: Know you gave her the loser line, but I'm worried

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Speaker 1: about him. Now, what's gonna happen?

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Speaker 3: Jose would be the perfect candidate to then give the

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Speaker 3: credit card.

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Speaker 5: And as.

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Speaker 1: I don't know one day of the weekness was left

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Speaker 1: on our voice fails, we'll have you call her hosell

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Speaker 1: find out. I give you the number. But I just

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Speaker 1: checked our listeners star charts, and I'm foreseeing massive disappointment

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Speaker 1: when they go to our YouTube page and see all

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Speaker 1: of our faces. So come join the thousands of others

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Speaker 1: who've left us comments like yikes, that's what you all

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Speaker 1: look like. Oh god, it's free.

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Speaker 3: Okay, there's no credit card required.

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Speaker 1: That's true. Your eyes will never recover, nor will your

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Speaker 1: ears after you subscribe and witness the questionable content and

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Speaker 1: the physical shortcomings that we have to offer you. Now

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Speaker 1: back to the clips.

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Speaker 4: Hey, uh, this is named the guy from the pharmacy.

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Speaker 4: We like exchange numbers in line, and I so full disclosure.

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Speaker 4: I kind of overheard what you got at the counter

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Speaker 4: when you like went up to the window for your

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Speaker 4: like prescription the birth control, the birth control pills. And

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Speaker 4: I don't know, I'm just wondering that's just for like

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Speaker 4: like health reasons, right, Like you're not currently with somebody

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Speaker 4: else or doing stuff with other people, right, or maybe

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Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't want I don't want to

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Speaker 4: thank this, but you didn't get those for me, right,

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Speaker 4: I mean, I mean probably not. It's not like you

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Speaker 4: need a guy in the line at the drug store

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Speaker 4: and then like ten seconds later you're like, Jimmy, the

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Speaker 4: birth control, I need it, because that would be kind

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Speaker 4: of like that'd be kind of crazy, right, like kind

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Speaker 4: of quick. But yeah, anyway, sorry, this message is getting

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Speaker 4: a little long. I think I'm talking too much, but

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Speaker 4: I would like to see you again if you're not

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Speaker 4: like sleeping with other people or whatever.

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Speaker 3: Every woman listening, they're over shriveled up and died just hearing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah those type of sounds.

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Speaker 1: How do we get yours back?

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Speaker 6: Why don't you.

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Speaker 3: Take the birth Yeah, that's how you feel I'm.

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Speaker 4: Going to be.

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Speaker 1: That could be a good line.

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Speaker 2: Like you said, you order right when you're there, turn around,

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Speaker 2: handed to the girl behind you, and here you go.

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Speaker 1: You may need this after you saw me.

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Speaker 5: Look, I mean, I know I've got kind of weird

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Speaker 5: and intense between us, you know, at the end of

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Speaker 5: the night there, But just how my face is, It's okay,

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Speaker 5: especially when I'm around younger guys. My friend said, I

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Speaker 5: have RMS resting milk face. I don't know. I can't

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Speaker 5: control it. I don't. It just happens when I'm around

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Speaker 5: like gen Z meals, specifically, it comes out on my face.

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Speaker 5: And I'm sorry, I'm not really disgusted by all gen

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Speaker 5: Z meals. I just look like I am, but I'm not. Okay,

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Speaker 5: that's just my RMS. So you know, hopefully we can

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Speaker 5: meet up again and I can just give you my

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Speaker 5: normal MF.

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Speaker 2: God, this is so weird. Brook.

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Speaker 1: Has anyone ever said that to you that you have

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Speaker 1: resting milk face? No?

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Speaker 3: No, before.

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Speaker 1: I think it's a compliment though it's like synonymous with

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Speaker 1: you've got the cougar stare. I think she's a milf,

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Speaker 1: but she got the loser line.

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Speaker 6: She thinks she's mill for the kids.

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Speaker 3: Think it's a carrot face. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Man, Well, remember you can hit up and subscribe to

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Speaker 1: our YouTube at Broken Jeffrey, where we post all of

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Speaker 1: our content, our second dates, our phone taps, and yes,

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Speaker 1: videos of us reacting live in studio to our favorite

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Speaker 1: loser line, did you see my RMF?

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Speaker 4: We've got a phone tap coming up.

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Speaker 2: Drooking Jeffrey in the morning,