Speaker 1: Surely this right here. Oh my god, you hit my car.
Speaker 1: You hit my car. This is April fools right here, baby,
Speaker 1: this is a good one for April fools. You hit
Speaker 1: my car. And let me say this, I appreciate all
Speaker 1: the love. I appreciate all the love that you all
Speaker 1: enjoyed the Jasmine Crockett prank phone call. And that's not it.
Speaker 1: It's not over where. It's gonna be more so for
Speaker 1: all your celebrities. That's whether you're politicians, lawyers, singers, actors.
Speaker 1: You might want to check your phone because time it
Speaker 1: gonna hit you up, it's gonna happen. I'm just letting
Speaker 1: you know it's gonna happen. I'm gathering good numbers and
Speaker 1: it's gonna happen. So be ye ready, all right, the
Speaker 1: nephew is coming this right here.
Speaker 2: You hit my car. Let's go catch doc.
Speaker 3: Oh you wait that here? Raymond Neles all over the place.
Speaker 1: Hello, I'm trying to speak to Adels. This is Do
Speaker 1: you live in an apartment number seven eight?
Speaker 3: Oh, that depends on who's asking.
Speaker 1: My name is Herman Welles. I live in building three,
Speaker 1: apartment one O five. Do you live in a part
Speaker 1: I'm in number seventy eight.
Speaker 3: What you want with where I live?
Speaker 1: Look, ma'am, do you drive a camera? A Toyota camera
Speaker 1: light blue one?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Your next door neighbor then told me that you ran
Speaker 1: into my car. I got a Bens, a black one
Speaker 1: of two thousand and five C two forty.
Speaker 2: Now I got light blue.
Speaker 3: Scratches on my My neighbor.
Speaker 1: Told you what your neighbor. Matter of fact, his name
Speaker 1: is Brian Kendall.
Speaker 3: I told you the cross up live across the hall.
Speaker 3: What the cross I that live across the hall told
Speaker 3: you what?
Speaker 1: Ma'am. Listen, all I know is he said he live
Speaker 1: in apartment eighty.
Speaker 2: He lived next door to you.
Speaker 1: You live in a supposedly apartment seventy eights right here
Speaker 1: in Cambridge Court apartments. Now, all I'm saying is he
Speaker 1: told me your car is that? Which is the light
Speaker 1: blue car? Hit my backed into my car. Now, I
Speaker 1: ain't trying to create no problem, but somebody got to
Speaker 1: fix my car and I got light blue scratches on
Speaker 1: my Bens.
Speaker 3: I checked my light blue claming. Wasn't the only light
Speaker 3: blue camera they made?
Speaker 2: Ma'am, You're the.
Speaker 1: Only light You're the only light blue car in the parking.
Speaker 3: Lot, the only light blue car in the parking lot
Speaker 3: right now. I ain't gonna say I've been the only
Speaker 3: light blue car in the parking lot, ma'am, I'm not
Speaker 3: look and I'm in the middle of watching t What
Speaker 3: can I do for you?
Speaker 1: What you mean?
Speaker 2: What can you do for me? You didn't hit my car.
Speaker 3: He ain't touch your car. If you got some cameras
Speaker 3: out in this parking live.
Speaker 1: That saw me hit your car, No, I don't have
Speaker 1: no cameras.
Speaker 3: But then I believe this conversation is over and I
Speaker 3: don't give what the cross eyed mad across the hall
Speaker 3: told you.
Speaker 1: Look, let me tell you something. You didn't hit my car.
Speaker 3: Hold on, hold on playing Uh is you yelling at me?
Speaker 1: I'm not yelling at you, but you hit my car
Speaker 1: to the only.
Speaker 2: Light blue car in the parking.
Speaker 3: Line, the only light blue car in the parking lot.
Speaker 3: Now and as a matter of correct, my client is
Speaker 3: me in the park a lot. My sister borro my
Speaker 3: car go to the stop.
Speaker 1: Well, is it possible that your sister is the one
Speaker 1: that hit my car? Now? Now? What okay? Is your
Speaker 1: sister when is she coming back? Maybe she hit my
Speaker 1: car and didn't tell you she hit my car.
Speaker 3: No, she ain't hit your car. She ain't hit your car,
Speaker 3: because she would have told me she hit your call. Look,
Speaker 3: I said, ain't nobody hit your car. My car ain't
Speaker 3: got no scratches on it. Give what kind of scratches
Speaker 3: you got on your car? But I can't do a
Speaker 3: thing about it. And even if you did, let me
Speaker 3: just be clear, I ain't got no insurance, no way,
Speaker 3: so I can't do nothing for you.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, Wait a minute, let me tell.
Speaker 3: You something you ain't got to tell me. You ain't
Speaker 3: got to see me. Thank And as far as I'm concerned,
Speaker 3: this conversation is over.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, let me ask you have a call
Speaker 2: it back.
Speaker 4: Mister.
Speaker 3: You act like I ain't got your on my car,
Speaker 3: But no, you had them scratches on your car all ready,
Speaker 3: and you ain't finna use me as no excuse to
Speaker 3: get you no new paper.
Speaker 2: I ain't had no scratches already on my car.
Speaker 3: Yeah you had them, Oh yeah, you had no idea.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna tell them an insurance is justin if he
Speaker 3: come over here now, because you gonna be using your insurance.
Speaker 3: I already told you I ain't got it.
Speaker 1: Don't make me come over to your apartment number seven eight,
Speaker 1: standing in the door.
Speaker 3: I'm on my way to the door now I'm standing
Speaker 3: in the door. Come on, come on.
Speaker 1: Look, I got thirty five hundred dollars worth of scratches
Speaker 1: on my car that you need to pay for you
Speaker 1: to own.
Speaker 3: That ain't even worth thirty five one hundred dollars. So
Speaker 3: you already doing better than me? What? What? What?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 3: Look? I already told you I'm tired of talking to you.
Speaker 3: I'm watching TV and you ain't got talking to me
Speaker 3: about it.
Speaker 1: I need to talk to you about this car.
Speaker 2: I got thirty cut your car.
Speaker 3: My car ain't bumped up against your car. I ain't
Speaker 3: even park next to no BMW's lately.
Speaker 1: It's a bean whatever, it's a ben C two forty,
Speaker 1: a black giver.
Speaker 3: If it's a being seven seven and seven, I can't
Speaker 3: help you.
Speaker 2: They don't make a seven seven lady. Look, you know what?
Speaker 2: Can I say something to you?
Speaker 3: No, you can't say you know what you can say
Speaker 3: to me? You can say bye.
Speaker 1: I just want to say one more thing to you,
Speaker 1: one more thing.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna give you a one moment thing. Go ahead, on.
Speaker 2: All I want to.
Speaker 1: Say is this, nephew, Timmy from the Steve Harvey Morning Show,
Speaker 1: your sister robbing out of d C.
Speaker 2: You putting me up?
Speaker 3: Oh that it's gonna make me. You know what, I
Speaker 3: don't even have y'all show. I listened to the show
Speaker 3: on the internet and this, Oh you wait till I
Speaker 3: talked to her ally.
Speaker 1: Mister Dale, Well, Lizzen, before you go, can you tell
Speaker 1: me what is the baddest radio show in the.
Speaker 3: Land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show. Alright, nephew, talk me.
Speaker 2: You knew you didn't run into nobody else.
Speaker 3: I hear nobody because I'll be trying to pull myself
Speaker 3: out their phone, so won't nobody here?
Speaker 2: You know? All right.
Speaker 1: Now, that deserves some praise up in here, y'all already
Speaker 1: know what? All right, I'm the only light blue camera
Speaker 1: in parking lot right now, right now? Who tell you
Speaker 1: that talking about the crosshide person blank blank cross the hall.
Speaker 1: That was a good one, Thank you so kind of
Speaker 1: all right? This week I'm headed to Charlotte, North Carolina.
Speaker 1: It is Charlotte Friday Night, soul Out Saturday shows and
Speaker 1: soul Out. I got a couple of tickets left for
Speaker 1: Sunday show, So get your tickets if you want to
Speaker 1: come see the Nephew.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna get in a little bit early on Thursday.
Speaker 1: Hang out with my boy at the Marquis and Charlotte's
Speaker 1: where I hang out when I go sholl I hang
Speaker 1: out at the market, my boy, Kennedy. What is the
Speaker 1: MARQUI Oh, it's like a night light jazzy type of
Speaker 1: you know, some place you would go to. You know,
Speaker 1: it's class. It's for a man like yourself, the Marquee.
Speaker 1: Matter of fact. What you're doing this weekend?
Speaker 2: I want you want to do? You want to do
Speaker 2: ten minutes?
Speaker 1: You're not going to gonna give him ten minutes.
Speaker 2: That's hey, call card. Don't give no more, say no,
Speaker 2: I know what you can do.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna such it. I'm gonna start a fire. Can't
Speaker 4: get put out team because I'm not gonna do ten.
Speaker 4: Once you give me ten, I'm gonna goss to do twenty.
Speaker 4: Because you gotta understand, if I walk out on the
Speaker 4: comedy stage right now, three of them minutes is pure applause.
Speaker 2: I tell you right now, I got room for you.
Speaker 1: Can't Braill Comedy Club outside of Los Angeles April thirteenth,
Speaker 1: that Sunday night, one night only, one show only. The
Speaker 1: Nephew was coming in any way, the hell I can
Speaker 1: go down real big though. Bill Comedy Club is to
Speaker 1: April ninety Team Jackson Florida. That is Easter weekend, Jacksonville, Florida.
Speaker 1: Than Nephew. It is an evening with Nephew Tommy. That's
Speaker 1: at the Florida Theater. That is April nineteenth. It's Easter weekend.
Speaker 1: You can wear your Easter suit Saturday with me, just
Speaker 1: to make sure it look right.
Speaker 2: Sunday for past I ain't.
Speaker 4: Gonna smell the same on Sunday, though, y'all, don't I understand.
Speaker 2: I understand. I ain't going. I'm not gonna lock the smoking.
Speaker 2: I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lock the dose on you at the
Speaker 1: Florida Theater. Tickets on sale right now. Laying in the
Speaker 1: cut is Louisville, Kentucky, twenty three, twenty four, twenty five. Louisville,
Speaker 1: Kentucky at the Louisville Comedy Club. That's Memorial Weekend, May
Speaker 1: twenty three, twenty four, twenty five tickets. I'm gonna sell
Speaker 1: red now. Possibly a king might be opening for ten minutes.
Speaker 2: You never know. Okay, all right, all right, you're listening
Speaker 2: Steve Harvey Morning Show