Speaker 1: Get your hands together, and we're going to stop and part.
Speaker 2: To party.
Speaker 3: See Elvis da ran after party, all.
Speaker 4: Right, which you cant that somebody somebody contagious?
Speaker 5: Oh thank god, not yet. But after Daniel's Haunted House, I.
Speaker 6: Might be there a lot of spits spraying around.
Speaker 5: There always is because you're spitting in people's faces, people
Speaker 5: and yelling.
Speaker 3: Two years in a row, I got ill.
Speaker 5: I told her I can't afford it this year because
Speaker 5: I have a lot of stuff I have to do,
Speaker 5: so I have to find a different place to be.
Speaker 6: Are you going to be masked up?
Speaker 5: I'm gonna I will wear a mask, but I think
Speaker 5: I'm just gonna do something that's not.
Speaker 3: Screaming in people's faces.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna maybe like hide behind something and just move
Speaker 5: and scare those Oh that's good, that'll be good.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Grab people's ankles as.
Speaker 4: The least desirable position in a haunted house, because there's
Speaker 4: got to be the one that.
Speaker 6: Oh god, I can't believe I have to do the
Speaker 6: up Pete.
Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, yeah, people were pan or whatever? What?
Speaker 6: Oh god, what did you say?
Speaker 7: Nothing?
Speaker 3: What did you says?
Speaker 2: With that?
Speaker 6: Somebody is a fan of golden showers?
Speaker 2: So gross.
Speaker 7: No, No, you're not.
Speaker 4: I know it would be into that kind of thing,
Speaker 4: being peede on or being on someone.
Speaker 7: I mean, I've done it without somebody knowing what in
Speaker 7: the shower I was a secret pede Wait?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 6: How old was this in high school?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 7: After soccer practice? I mean I'm sure I did it
Speaker 7: as a baby also, but as an adult?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 4: Why not?
Speaker 2: Water?
Speaker 7: Nobody knows?
Speaker 3: Did you get off on it or did you just
Speaker 3: have to?
Speaker 7: That's all?
Speaker 3: And it was did you hate the person? Wait? Did
Speaker 3: you did you really say ha ha?
Speaker 7: You know I thought that internally.
Speaker 6: Imagine he did it out loud like that and.
Speaker 2: It went undetected.
Speaker 7: Yeah, because hot water is hot water, that's true.
Speaker 3: Would that person have been upset if they knew that
Speaker 3: you peede on them?
Speaker 7: I don't think so.
Speaker 6: Oh wow, okay, all right, good time. Nobody else willing
Speaker 6: to cop to this. I've done it.
Speaker 3: You got pet On in Scotti shower?
Speaker 1: Was Scotty the one that pete on you?
Speaker 2: Wait, you've actually just let it go someone with.
Speaker 5: A consenting person and your enthusiastic consenting who wanted who
Speaker 5: wanted it?
Speaker 3: You wanted?
Speaker 5: They wanted it?
Speaker 4: We were it was curious, like we were both like,
Speaker 4: I wonder if this is something? And so it was
Speaker 4: in the shower, because who does it anywhere else?
Speaker 7: Was it reciprocal? You see videos they do it elsewhere?
Speaker 2: Was it reciprocale?
Speaker 6: No comment on that, Oh my, I didn't want you
Speaker 6: asked for it.
Speaker 4: I wanted to see if there would be any sort
Speaker 4: of I'll tell you.
Speaker 7: As long as it's the clear p it's okay, the
Speaker 7: sick yellow, no good.
Speaker 2: I can what is going on?
Speaker 6: Imagine that saraus is one fetish.
Speaker 2: I do not understand a lot of people.
Speaker 3: Are into it.
Speaker 4: Do not understand to it.
Speaker 2: It's a hard pass for me.
Speaker 5: Unless it's a hot girl in a pool, then you're okay.
Speaker 1: No hold on a second, in a pool it is
Speaker 1: the same thing.
Speaker 2: It's not the same thing it is.
Speaker 8: If it's if they're there, there are hot women in
Speaker 8: a pool around me, and it found out, and I
Speaker 8: found out that they someone might have peed, I'd be
Speaker 8: okay with it.
Speaker 9: I wouldn't be swimming away. Yeah, I would just going
Speaker 9: about my business.
Speaker 3: But I were mid level women, I wouldn't know.
Speaker 2: It was my guys, my guy friends.
Speaker 5: You heard my questions, you heard my questions mid level women.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you tell me. No, I don't want you
Speaker 2: to be like I'm doing it right now. I want
Speaker 2: to know after.
Speaker 9: The fact, and and I'm okay with it because I'm
Speaker 9: like whatever, I'm sure I've been sitting in.
Speaker 7: Worse just you know, the guys you're standing next to
Speaker 7: a peeing on you. Also, you don't know, No, what's.
Speaker 6: The difference between hot person P and ugly person P.
Speaker 3: It's to still.
Speaker 2: Pe No, it's it's yeah, but I don't mind it
Speaker 2: as much.
Speaker 3: It doesn't look different.
Speaker 1: So you're telling me if you and I are in
Speaker 1: the pool and I decide to pee in the pool
Speaker 1: and then tell you after you're gonna freak out.
Speaker 2: I might freak out. Yeah, yeah, I'm.
Speaker 7: Very I've peed next to you in a pool. What
Speaker 7: yeah you have sure?
Speaker 3: Let me tell you that's gross.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 3: I don't ever want to.
Speaker 5: Be near Scott in a pool because I feel like
Speaker 5: he's the person who will.
Speaker 7: Deliberately be I don't how you can't pee on someone
Speaker 7: in a pool. Okay, right, warm over here.
Speaker 6: I don't want to know.
Speaker 8: I don't want to know you're about to do it
Speaker 8: or doing it if you if you admit it after
Speaker 8: the fact, I may freak out, but and I certainly
Speaker 8: don't want you to be outside the pool peeing into
Speaker 8: the pool.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: What difference does that make, though.
Speaker 9: Because now you're streaming it right into the pool and
Speaker 9: I'm seeing it.
Speaker 3: It's the same thing.
Speaker 7: I've said it before. I've never gotten out of a
Speaker 7: pool to pee in my life.
Speaker 6: Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2: Ever?
Speaker 6: Are you kidding me? Dick's pool, your dad's pool. You
Speaker 6: urinate in that pool, the same pool your children?
Speaker 3: Do you know what he said?
Speaker 5: He desperately wants to be able to poop in the
Speaker 5: ocean and hasn't been able.
Speaker 7: To my body.
Speaker 2: Why do you desperately want I just want to see.
Speaker 7: What it feels like. But it can only be like
Speaker 7: here in New York in dirty water. It can't be
Speaker 7: like a nice blue water in the Caribbean. Come out
Speaker 7: like a Polaris missile.
Speaker 5: Oh God, how did we get here?
Speaker 4: I will say there was one time where I actually
Speaker 4: asked men to pee on me.
Speaker 7: What what jellyfish?
Speaker 4: No? It was scuba diving lessons, and we were scuba
Speaker 4: diving out off of Catalina in southern California, and the
Speaker 4: water temperature was about sixty degrees eight is freezing, So
Speaker 4: the only way you can really stay warm is to pee.
Speaker 4: So there's a point where I'm like, everybody, just get together,
Speaker 4: let's just try and warm up.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 6: Ill, So I wasn't turned on, I was freezing it
Speaker 6: warm off.
Speaker 4: You have a wet suit on, but the water temperature
Speaker 4: still sixty so you're in there for thirty.
Speaker 3: Wait, so if you pee, it's warm for circulating in
Speaker 3: the suit.
Speaker 7: Wait, you're just supposed to like you want to you
Speaker 7: want like a bear hug pee, or you want to
Speaker 7: take it out.
Speaker 4: We huddle together and all urinated in kind of like
Speaker 4: a circle, and it's the.
Speaker 7: Ocean for god.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, see yeah, you know what I will say.
Speaker 2: I'm going to give it pass to the ocean. Thank you.
Speaker 2: I'm okay with open ocean.
Speaker 3: Pea sure, I mean everything else is people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're with whale P and dolphin P and o.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, no, but pool pee off limits?
Speaker 6: Thank you?
Speaker 7: Why chlorine?
Speaker 6: No, it's still not enough chlorine. It's soon in your
Speaker 6: regular pool.
Speaker 5: There's not enough in like a pool at a water
Speaker 5: park where you can smell that chlorine.
Speaker 7: Because it's dirty. Diapers everywhere in the pool there those
Speaker 7: pull ups don't the wet thing, they don't work.
Speaker 3: Why are you so lazy that you can't get up
Speaker 3: and go to the bathroom.
Speaker 7: You gotta dry off, go in a house, pey in
Speaker 7: the bushes.
Speaker 5: At least, everything we learned about Scottie is worse than
Speaker 5: the thing we learned before.
Speaker 8: It truly is.
Speaker 5: So every day is like our worst day with him.
Speaker 7: There's more.
Speaker 1: Oh God, So Scotty, your whole your whole family is
Speaker 1: in the pool one Sunday and you like your mom,
Speaker 1: your dad, your kids, your girlfriend, and you just peek
Speaker 1: within your pool.
Speaker 7: I told you I've never gotten out of a pool.
Speaker 3: You've never been in my pool, and you'll never be there.
Speaker 7: Now I think I've been in your pool.
Speaker 5: Everything you have pe Elvis has pulled in you.
Speaker 3: We were all there, of course, right on us.
Speaker 1: We've all been peed on by Scotty.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you've all peed in pools. Nos, in my.
Speaker 3: Life, Yes, for sure, I've peed in a pool.
Speaker 9: Yes, I've peen in the hard rock pool in Vegas
Speaker 9: because everyone was drinking and.
Speaker 2: Drunk, and I might have I might.
Speaker 7: Have had thing is half. You know how many times
Speaker 7: you got to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Please, No, But I.
Speaker 5: Don't purposely and like consciously be like I got a pee, I'm.
Speaker 7: Gonna do it right here, I'll purposely do it. I'm like,
Speaker 7: you know what, I'm not getting.
Speaker 2: Out purposely and personal pool pee.
Speaker 9: That's disrespectful to the guts the host of the party.
Speaker 7: Welcome to our pool. Notice there's no piano.
Speaker 8: Pianes sign like that for some reasons.
Speaker 9: Hang on a second, Joe, your dad Dick, Yes, the
Speaker 9: jokes write themselves.
Speaker 6: He's in that pool. Would you go to that pool
Speaker 6: with your dad's page?
Speaker 7: He definitely does. He scuba doves when he's cleaning it
Speaker 7: for hours. Of course. He peas everyone peas.
Speaker 1: Have you told your mommy pee in her pool?
Speaker 7: Well, she hasn't been in the pool in years. She
Speaker 7: didn't care.
Speaker 2: I like to.
Speaker 9: I like to reduce the chances that there's pee and
Speaker 9: the zerination around me.
Speaker 2: And that is that is what Ghani said. That's why
Speaker 2: I go into adults only pools.
Speaker 1: You just admitted to peeing in an adult pool at
Speaker 1: the hard We were drunk.
Speaker 2: At the hard Rock and it was ten fifteen years
Speaker 2: ago and we were like it was the middle of
Speaker 2: the afternoon and nobody was sober.
Speaker 7: And every public pool has so.
Speaker 4: Much yeah yeah that I can't argue with, which is
Speaker 4: why I don't go to public And when I went
Speaker 4: to the Atlantic City, when I went to the Golden Nugget,
Speaker 4: someone turned it into the Brown Nugget because it was
Speaker 4: a loaner and they had shot the pool.
Speaker 2: Everyone had to get out. It was disgusting because they
Speaker 2: allowed babies in there.
Speaker 3: You turned into the brown Nugget.
Speaker 5: Someone dropped the Golden Nugget the name of the celebrity.
Speaker 5: But there's a very, very famous celebrity who we have
Speaker 5: all encountered, whose kid was at a really nice hotel
Speaker 5: that we've all stayed at and craft in the pool
Speaker 5: and they made everybody get out and drain the pool.
Speaker 5: And this celebrity went off at the staff yelling at them,
Speaker 5: how dare you embarrass me?
Speaker 3: And they're like, your kid crapped the pool, I'm embarrassing.
Speaker 3: Who did say it, Danielle.
Speaker 1: Draining that pool was so annoying as a lifeguard having
Speaker 1: to get the poop out of pools when when kids
Speaker 1: would do it, I mean it would shut the pool
Speaker 1: down for almost the entire day because you would have
Speaker 1: to bring it into the water all the way down it.
Speaker 2: It was a hot day in August in Atlantic City.
Speaker 2: It was like ninety five degrees.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I know, people do worse things in those pools,
Speaker 7: those drunk couples.
Speaker 3: What is worse than a turn at the golden nugget?
Speaker 3: That's not worse, You don't think so, I think outweighs that.
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, it's so gross, but that's I think be done.
Speaker 4: Done.
Speaker 6: Looking at a lot of you very differently. Does anyon
Speaker 6: have a pool?
Speaker 7: You're not. You're not looking at me any differently.
Speaker 2: Well, that's true, that is true.
Speaker 4: That's actually complimentary to some of the things that you've
Speaker 4: done in your life.
Speaker 6: So you actually gained points with this conversation.
Speaker 2: This was a classic.
Speaker 6: That's right.
Speaker 7: I had two teddy bears.
Speaker 6: Did you be at your birthday party?
Speaker 2: After party,