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Speaker 1: everybody to the Calm Down Podcast. Before we started, I
Speaker 1: got this from Aaron. Oh no, she's looking at her phone.
Speaker 1: What's wrong with good news? Bad news? What do you want?
Speaker 1: I always like bad news first and end with an
Speaker 1: exclamation point. Ted Lasso star Brett Goldstein says their writing
Speaker 1: season three as this season finale. No, I'm not ready
Speaker 1: for it to be over. I think there should be
Speaker 1: a rule that if you win that many awards, you
Speaker 1: have to at least do five seasons. This is not right. No,
Speaker 1: it's like it's like the nineties bulls being like, hey,
Speaker 1: you know what, we're gonna stop it too. No, let's
Speaker 1: keep it going, keep going. Here's the thing that is
Speaker 1: one of let's talk Let's talk this through because I'm
Speaker 1: really upset. I first of all, got excited driving the
Speaker 1: other day on the four oh five because there's a
Speaker 1: huge sign with all of them out there, and I
Speaker 1: was like, oh my god, are they coming back? When
Speaker 1: are they coming back? Well? I guess not. They're not
Speaker 1: coming back for a while, because they're still writing season three.
Speaker 1: But then like the world sucks right now. There's so
Speaker 1: much bad news going on with everything and just awful stories.
Speaker 1: Ted Lasso is such a bright spot. I'm sorry we
Speaker 1: need another petition. That's so upsetting. Come on, Jason Sadekis,
Speaker 1: you're this is like the best thing ever. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get his mom's email. Um, I'm gonna email her and
Speaker 1: see if you can get to the body on this.
Speaker 1: Kathy hey, um. Not to divert attention quickly away from
Speaker 1: this devastating news. What is Succession ever coming back? Or
Speaker 1: oh yeah, succession? I'm waiting for Handmaid's Tales. Did you
Speaker 1: ever get into Handmade No, I'm still trying to handmade
Speaker 1: Its Tale. There's maybe there's multiple of them, because I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what, there's not multiple of seasons of ted Lasso,
Speaker 1: So there's that we'll get into Handmaids and Tale. But yes, Succession,
Speaker 1: I feel like I've been here. Is a COVID obviously
Speaker 1: stopped production on everything. I saw tears of them on
Speaker 1: the street doing filming, and now what that was at
Speaker 1: least a year ago. What's happening? What's the turnaround? Somebody
Speaker 1: getting a producer on the line, what's the turnaround time
Speaker 1: for these shows, Rob Riggle call your friend Jason Sideki, Okay,
Speaker 1: do you want the good news? Yes? Please hold on
Speaker 1: back to back to ted Lass. So you think at
Speaker 1: least five seasons, right? I think if you win, how
Speaker 1: many awards do they win? Like they want everything at
Speaker 1: the exactly I think that you need at least five
Speaker 1: seasons when you win that many awards, or you know what,
Speaker 1: you're not a for an award If you're not going
Speaker 1: to commit to at least five seasons, let somebody else win.
Speaker 1: Let somebody else win the like the Sex and the
Speaker 1: Cities of the World or the freaking um what was
Speaker 1: the show that was on for like seven hundred seasons
Speaker 1: Seinfeld vs. Friends V. That's exactly what I was thinking about.
Speaker 1: She was winning them all. She's and oh my god
Speaker 1: that if you guys haven't seen V Julia Louis dreyfist,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you haven't. Should I start, Aaron? It
Speaker 1: is right up our alley? What an expression that is? Um,
Speaker 1: it's like a hot dogged down the hallway. I love, love,
Speaker 1: love that show. It is so funny. Her assistant all
Speaker 1: this like the uh whatever, supporting and Jesus said I
Speaker 1: ever working entertainment. Supporting actors are so great in it too.
Speaker 1: I need to watch it. Ted Lasso, by the way,
Speaker 1: has won seven Emmys. Yes, if number seven, I think
Speaker 1: you should absolutely have to come back for seven seasons,
Speaker 1: will give you five. But this is troubling, upsetting. I
Speaker 1: do not like this news. Do you want the good news? Yes,
Speaker 1: great news for the Los Angeles Rams and great news
Speaker 1: for football. Aaron Donald is not retiring. He resigned, became
Speaker 1: the highest paid defensive player ever, and I'm pumped about it.
Speaker 1: And I'll say this about Aaron Donald. I was having
Speaker 1: this conversation with Matthew last week. I was I think
Speaker 1: I talked about this on the podcast. I had to
Speaker 1: talk to him on the phone, just getting ready, Oh
Speaker 1: for San Francisco l A game. I think it was
Speaker 1: week eighteen. CHRISA. I sat outside because I was at
Speaker 1: the hair Salona had to step outside because it was
Speaker 1: too loud, as like a club in their royal um.
Speaker 1: And I sat and talked to him for thirty five
Speaker 1: to forty minutes. I don't think that guy gets enough attention.
Speaker 1: I don't think he gets enough credit for what he does.
Speaker 1: He was telling me about having to reinvent himself or
Speaker 1: having when you know all the focuses on you and
Speaker 1: you have two to three guys on you all the time,
Speaker 1: how do you continue to make plays? What do you
Speaker 1: do to adjust? And he was just talking to me
Speaker 1: about watching film and trying to do what he does
Speaker 1: and he'll come up to, you know, to his D
Speaker 1: line coach and say, hey, let's do this or what
Speaker 1: about that. I talked to his D line coach about
Speaker 1: it before the game. I started getting jacked up. I'm
Speaker 1: getting jacked up now. I love that guy so much.
Speaker 1: I think in the NFC Championship when he was really
Speaker 1: vocal on the sidelines, and also at the Super Bowl
Speaker 1: obviously when he made that play. Hopefully he gets the
Speaker 1: love he deserves. What do you think about that? Do
Speaker 1: you think he does? I think that he's definitely known
Speaker 1: around the league as you know, the most dominant, the
Speaker 1: best defensive player. UM awards would suggest that as well,
Speaker 1: that he's not been snubbed for somebody else. That said,
Speaker 1: it's also because of this personality. You know, he is
Speaker 1: quiet and he just goes about his business and he's
Speaker 1: not that loud. You know, his body and his play
Speaker 1: is so loud, but he's more subdued. I remember after
Speaker 1: you had that conversation with him, you called me. I
Speaker 1: was at living spaces where I am often looking for
Speaker 1: a cloud couch alternative, a dupe, if you will, and
Speaker 1: you were so excited about your conversation with him, and
Speaker 1: I was lucky enough. You know, part of I missed
Speaker 1: doing sidelines here and there. I give you all the
Speaker 1: credit in the world because I can't do the travel
Speaker 1: like you have done for a two decades, but I am.
Speaker 1: I miss sitting down with players, and I missed those
Speaker 1: you know, midweek calls and stuff that you have with them,
Speaker 1: which is what I got to interview him for NFL
Speaker 1: Films and it was such an enjoyable interview quiet. So
Speaker 1: to try to like learn more about him, the big
Speaker 1: row chamboa player. This guy crush rock paper scissors. I
Speaker 1: feel like I can. He's an incredible rock paper scissors player.
Speaker 1: He beats everyone every time. Oh my god, I'm obsessed.
Speaker 1: I want to play him. Yeah, and I don't know Aaron, Sorry,
Speaker 1: Third and four have talent for a little match. It
Speaker 1: only takes a second. You can read it anywhere. Um,
Speaker 1: But yeah, he's really really good at that, but I
Speaker 1: think it also has to do with the like psychological
Speaker 1: warfare that he doesn't and on the field and takes
Speaker 1: that into extracurriculum activities like ros Shambo if you will.
Speaker 1: But yeah, no, I'm really happy for him, and I'm
Speaker 1: happy for that team. And it would be a huge
Speaker 1: loss for the league to have him leave early on
Speaker 1: an account of a few dollars. So kudos to that
Speaker 1: organization for doing the right thing, because he is the
Speaker 1: gift that keeps on giving. I gotta be honest, that's
Speaker 1: a jersey I want. I've said it over and over
Speaker 1: over the last year, like I want and I need
Speaker 1: nine jersey. I think that he's just He's unbelievable. I
Speaker 1: love him on the field, I love him off the field.
Speaker 1: I'm pump tea staying. I'm pump ties down street from
Speaker 1: us at so FI. It's going to be exciting. Summer's umber.
Speaker 1: Summer is not over. But when But the other day
Speaker 1: and we talked about it, when I saw that hundred
Speaker 1: days until the season starts, I got excited. I have
Speaker 1: that I have mixed feelings where it's like there's still
Speaker 1: some stuff I want to do, but then also like
Speaker 1: I flew earlier this week to interview Cordial Person, who
Speaker 1: was a great story considering the fact he's headed into
Speaker 1: his tenth year and he had his most productive year
Speaker 1: in his night. Really yeah, and everyone's like, oh, this
Speaker 1: breakout player. It's like, no, dude, it was his ninth season.
Speaker 1: But he's been with five different teams, eight different offensive coordinators,
Speaker 1: and the guy does everything, I mean, plays all. And
Speaker 1: I loved what he said. He goes, my mom worked
Speaker 1: three jobs growing up, why can't I play three different positions?
Speaker 1: So I've seen that so love yeah, so sweet, so um.
Speaker 1: That gets me excited for football when I sit there
Speaker 1: and talk to those guys. But what doesn't make me
Speaker 1: sided and still going to have to get this is
Speaker 1: the delays in the fucking aff work. I've got to
Speaker 1: a good one this week. I got four hours is
Speaker 1: a tough one and I've got a look. I understand travel,
Speaker 1: it's part of it, but I forgot I feel like
Speaker 1: I've been really lucky lately, so I need to do.
Speaker 1: So then what do I do. I go in huts
Speaker 1: and news, I buy a book. I have like seven
Speaker 1: weeks and in the process of starting this one's called
Speaker 1: win the Day It's all about how because I'm at
Speaker 1: the places you know better than anyone in my life
Speaker 1: where I'm not looking back. I need to not look forward.
Speaker 1: I need to be present in the moment. So this
Speaker 1: book is about that. I'm going to read thirty pages
Speaker 1: of it, like I've done, and then I'm gonna set
Speaker 1: it down. Then I'm gonna pick up a book. So
Speaker 1: I need to make a concerted effort to start and
Speaker 1: finish one book at a time. I didn't read anything
Speaker 1: this summer. There's still time I will do. You know
Speaker 1: what I started, but I am not doing it every
Speaker 1: single day, which I'm supposed to. I have tried, but
Speaker 1: then there's some days where you wake up in your
Speaker 1: house blows up. We'll get to that in just a moment. Um.
Speaker 1: My girlfriend Lauren got this for me for my birthday.
Speaker 1: It's called the Five Journal, and it's great and I
Speaker 1: feel like you do this with your brother all the time.
Speaker 1: But you wake up in the morning and before you
Speaker 1: do anything kind of like what you were saying before
Speaker 1: you turn on social media. All the kind of stuff
Speaker 1: you say, all the things that you are grateful for,
Speaker 1: all the things that you hope happen in the day,
Speaker 1: and you're kind of a couple of affirmations. Okay, I
Speaker 1: obviously trying very or you know, still wishing for a
Speaker 1: little bit of luck on the baby side of things.
Speaker 1: So I will always mention that because there the whole
Speaker 1: thought process is if you think it and believe it,
Speaker 1: it's going to happen or put it, you know, into
Speaker 1: the universe, and then they have it before you go
Speaker 1: to bed as well. So you have a day and
Speaker 1: you have a night and you flip the page and
Speaker 1: the same thing. So we were laughing because one of
Speaker 1: my girlfriends was like, so, what are you putting in
Speaker 1: this thing? And I was like, I was talking about
Speaker 1: having a baby. I was talking about stuff for my career.
Speaker 1: It's also good like things you want to get done
Speaker 1: in the day. What are you thankful for? You could
Speaker 1: say like this comfy bed. It's gorgeous here in South Bay,
Speaker 1: like there's not a cloud in the sky. I was
Speaker 1: so mad at my husband one day, I wrote I
Speaker 1: what would make today great? And I wrote if Jared
Speaker 1: doesn't talk to me, hey, that's where you were at
Speaker 1: that that day and putting out the environment talk to
Speaker 1: the universe. He probably tried to talk to you and
Speaker 1: make commends. Um, wait, so are you good about it?
Speaker 1: You were saying you want to be better at it? Like,
Speaker 1: where's that you're inconsistent? Oh, it's just like some mornings
Speaker 1: where you wake up. I'm like, it's now too thirty.
Speaker 1: I'm like, am I allowed to write in the day part?
Speaker 1: And now that it's three o'clock at night, maybe I will.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's really cool. I love it. They have
Speaker 1: great quotes as you start the day, and yeah, it's
Speaker 1: really cute. It's called the five Minute Journal. I've seen
Speaker 1: it on Instagram and now you guys probably will too
Speaker 1: because I spoke about it. And if you're anywhere near
Speaker 1: your phone, you're going to get an ad for it.
Speaker 1: That I mean, that whole thing is speaking of putting
Speaker 1: it into the universe, putting into your iPhone. I know,
Speaker 1: I don't know how I feel. Sometimes I get excited
Speaker 1: that they're listening to me. I'm like, oh, this is
Speaker 1: exactly the outfit that I wanted the Patriot Act. And
Speaker 1: you know what, It's an interesting dichotomy because the other
Speaker 1: day I'm at Barnes and Noble and she's like, do
Speaker 1: you want to sign up for the membership things? S.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, because here's what we're doing. We're paying
Speaker 1: the dollars to save the ninety dollars and in the
Speaker 1: end you probably do save money. But I don't want
Speaker 1: to stand there. I don't want to give my information.
Speaker 1: And then I'm offended that she's asking for my information,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, this is why am I offended? All
Speaker 1: my information is out there? And this is the part
Speaker 1: where I'm like, I get mad because I do all
Speaker 1: these things to protect the information and then it's out there.
Speaker 1: But then I get excited about the referral for evading suit.
Speaker 1: So you know why don't get darns and Noble was
Speaker 1: still in business. I'm excited to hear that. Oh I
Speaker 1: look because I love getting If I can't get the
Speaker 1: When I was staging a house, I needed the coffee
Speaker 1: table books right away and I had to put the
Speaker 1: Amazon order in right away, so I can't get them there.
Speaker 1: Yeah they have a yeah ton everywhere they got books,
Speaker 1: they got the Starbucks is in their Starbucks Starbucks is.
Speaker 1: They've still got some Starbucks is in there, girl, girl,
Speaker 1: I will tell you right now. Those store bucks is
Speaker 1: are everywhere. There's a car for anyone that lives in Woodenville, Washington.
Speaker 1: You know what corner I'm talking about. Course, Starbucks originated
Speaker 1: in Seattle, so it's only right. There's a Starbucks in
Speaker 1: a grocery store. There was a Starbucks in the Barns
Speaker 1: and Noble. There's a Starbucks on the one corner of
Speaker 1: the street, and there's another Starbucks on the other corner.
Speaker 1: There's four Starbucks in the one corner of this town
Speaker 1: in Seattle. I said, this is crazy. Where in the
Speaker 1: hell can I get a hot cup of coffee? I've
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with Duncan Donuts and I just wanted Dunkin
Speaker 1: Donuts to come to the South Bay so bad. And
Speaker 1: we have this I think it was a jack in
Speaker 1: the box that it is totally been stripped. They're redoing it.
Speaker 1: The inside has been gutted. There's a fence around it.
Speaker 1: And I almost put on the Calm Down podcast. I
Speaker 1: g today like took a picture of it and said,
Speaker 1: please Duncan Donut. God, say this is going to be
Speaker 1: a Dunkin Donuts Because every place I drive by that
Speaker 1: they're either building or it's like four leaves. I'm like,
Speaker 1: that would be a good Dunkin Donuts. That would be
Speaker 1: a good dunkin Donuts. You gotta have ample space for
Speaker 1: a drive through or you don't. You have to have
Speaker 1: a good amount of parking. You have to have a
Speaker 1: place for the bagels and the donuts and the coffee rolls,
Speaker 1: present bagels in the coffee. So East this is did
Speaker 1: you develop that from living on the East coast? East
Speaker 1: coast and just being in seventeen thousand airports and yanning
Speaker 1: like feeling bad for myself that I'm missing a holiday
Speaker 1: or I'm not or I'm single and I'm alone. So
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna get myself a coffee roll
Speaker 1: and a freaking hot coffee with two pops and Hazel
Speaker 1: that and I don't care. I'll tell you why I'm
Speaker 1: so excited to work at ESPN. It was a place
Speaker 1: that I always wanted to work out, workout, So there
Speaker 1: was two things. When I first got there, I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, this is my dream job. That was
Speaker 1: quickly interrupted by the dunkin Donuts. I had never been
Speaker 1: to a dunkin Donuts. I think about it. I mean
Speaker 1: having freaking Starbucks my whole life. I owned a coffee stand.
Speaker 1: I sold the opposite of Starbucks. I worked at a Starbucks.
Speaker 1: I mean, where's that green apron? I mean, no one
Speaker 1: loved the Starbucks coffee and coffee in general like I did.
Speaker 1: But I was introduced to Dunkin Donuts in Connecticut everywhere. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh my god, the minute that the pumpkin comes out,
Speaker 1: I'd count down the days until they release the pumpkin.
Speaker 1: Then no wonder. I was large and in charge. I
Speaker 1: would have the pumpkin muffin every day with the hot
Speaker 1: pumpkin coffee, two creams, no sugar. It was heaven. Although
Speaker 1: there is a Dunkin Donuts around the corner for me
Speaker 1: and I don't go to it anymore. Why I forget
Speaker 1: about it? Don't? How could you forget about it? I
Speaker 1: also want an endorsement from them, Duncan on the go
Speaker 1: that's my middle name? Like, how am I not okay?
Speaker 1: You've got your Eli mannings at all? How do I
Speaker 1: not have a Dunkin Donuts ad? Like? I love that staff.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna happen in my current every morning I'm not.
Speaker 1: And another conversation I have with my girlfriends when I'm
Speaker 1: hungover or I'm traveling in the morning and I feel
Speaker 1: bad for myself when I'm missing everything in life is
Speaker 1: a I don't know if I've had this with you,
Speaker 1: but Jackie and Heather and Megan Carter always give me
Speaker 1: a hard time about this. I like a hoasted bagel
Speaker 1: plane from Duncan Donuts with strawberry cream cheese. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: are the strawberry cream cheese queen. You don't like that
Speaker 1: cream cheese queen. Never in a million years would I
Speaker 1: put strawberry cream cheese on a bagel. I'm not a
Speaker 1: bagel good. But I love that for you and if
Speaker 1: it makes you feel happy, if it makes you happy,
Speaker 1: I still like something about her the other day. No no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no, that's been over for a while. Can
Speaker 1: I tell I'm just on top of Extra. Thank you
Speaker 1: guys for still employing me. You can check me out.
Speaker 1: I'm on extra once a month, not knowing if you
Speaker 1: are still working on Extra, which you are. I'm sure
Speaker 1: you're going to be talking about this. And I found
Speaker 1: this person on Instagram and I know he kind of
Speaker 1: announced he was on it. Derek Jeter is on Instagram.
Speaker 1: I covered Derek. I know you did too. Before the
Speaker 1: day ends, I tweeted about this because it made my
Speaker 1: whole day. Go to his Instagram. Watch the story he
Speaker 1: put up. As he's driving the car, his daughter story
Speaker 1: is in the backseat, and all she's saying is, I
Speaker 1: want to go to Elsa's house, Daddy, I want to
Speaker 1: go to Elsie's house. Then he's like trying to like
Speaker 1: just kind of get her to calm down and say, Okay,
Speaker 1: start counting for me, this little girl. I just loved
Speaker 1: it so much. And I know you have a Derek
Speaker 1: Jeter story and I have several because he was so professional,
Speaker 1: so lovely, so everything being the captain and I this
Speaker 1: is just a side I've never seen of him. And
Speaker 1: it couldn't be sweeter. There he is calling me now,
Speaker 1: it's so cute. Hold on, let me turn off my
Speaker 1: landline because it's the only thing working in my house.
Speaker 1: Um well, Aaron tends to that. She's not kidding. She
Speaker 1: wrote on here, this is the best thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: You know what. I love Derek. I loved dark and
Speaker 1: you covered him way longer than I did. I love
Speaker 1: Derek because he did that ship the right way. Yes,
Speaker 1: he didn't go and get married and she do some
Speaker 1: shady ship. You know what he said? He said you
Speaker 1: know what, I'm gonna keep being single. I can't get
Speaker 1: in trouble for that. M hmmm. He did it the
Speaker 1: right way. And that wife of his, let me tell you,
Speaker 1: and those babies had to interview her a couple of
Speaker 1: times on Extra. Could not be a sweeter human being,
Speaker 1: like you know on the show, like they come up
Speaker 1: with the entourage is usually and whatever. Hannah Davis came
Speaker 1: all by herself, that little cutie with just for publicists,
Speaker 1: didn't need hair and makeup, didn't because she's freaking gorgeous
Speaker 1: and like just everything about those two, I'm like, you know,
Speaker 1: just little angels they are. And also the creators of
Speaker 1: the Last Dance they're coming out or the whole series
Speaker 1: on him, and I cannot wait for it. I think
Speaker 1: it's at the end of June. I'm so excited. I
Speaker 1: hope he tells the truth about some of the people
Speaker 1: on his team because you know, I'll be locked in
Speaker 1: on that one. And that aciated with him is he
Speaker 1: didn't put up with any fake ship and I love
Speaker 1: the Captain for that and he was always, like I said,
Speaker 1: so lovely. I cannot wait for that. The I g
Speaker 1: follow huge Derek Jeter fan even though this girl is
Speaker 1: born and raised a red Sock die Hard. So I'm
Speaker 1: so excited. Troy to Lewitsky. Uh, he was a rookie
Speaker 1: when I was covering them, he wore the number two,
Speaker 1: played the shortstop position because Derek of Derek Jeeter. And
Speaker 1: when they played the Yankees, the Yankees came to town
Speaker 1: and normally that this was like before Inner league stuff
Speaker 1: and so or before there was as many Inner league games.
Speaker 1: It was like every now and then or whatever. Who
Speaker 1: covered baseball me, I said every now and then. Um,
Speaker 1: but anyway, so he said, the Yankees came to town,
Speaker 1: and Todd Hilton like this was a team full of
Speaker 1: like a bunch of pranksters, and Matt Holiday like baseball
Speaker 1: guys spent so much time together, they just suck with
Speaker 1: each other. So Todd Helton and Matt Holiday bought all
Speaker 1: of Derrek Jeter's cologns and they put it in the
Speaker 1: lockers of all the Rockies players and sprayed it all
Speaker 1: over Troy's jersey. So he had to go out on
Speaker 1: the field smelling like Derek Jeeter. So and he had
Speaker 1: never met him before. So then Todd introduces him and
Speaker 1: he's like, dude, why do you smell like me? He's like,
Speaker 1: they drenched my jersey in your cologne. And so he
Speaker 1: looked like such a homer because he's wearing his number.
Speaker 1: He plays his position and smelled like him. But it
Speaker 1: was very cute. Yeah, he's I think. There's a line
Speaker 1: in the trailer for and I'm Gonna butcher it like
Speaker 1: I butcher everything else. It talks about how he was
Speaker 1: like the biggest star, but he did so well just
Speaker 1: being incognito in the city of New York. I mean,
Speaker 1: go with your big bad self, dj Into. You can
Speaker 1: do no wrong up in her. So you just said
Speaker 1: a couple of times something about the house that's going on. No,
Speaker 1: we were laughing because my husband is out of town
Speaker 1: and whenever he leaves, ship breaks, ship goes down. I'm
Speaker 1: very self sufficient. I can handle I got it. We're good. Um.
Speaker 1: So we were laughing as he was getting ready to
Speaker 1: leave town, and I just said, what do you think
Speaker 1: is going to happen this time? We always get news
Speaker 1: on the baby front. We always get whatever news. Last
Speaker 1: time it was the pipe broke in the house. It
Speaker 1: was like spouting in the kitchen. I'm like, what the hell?
Speaker 1: Another time that he left. They were much like yourself,
Speaker 1: wanting to take down a wall, a fence wall and
Speaker 1: move it over. And they came with blueprints and they're like, hey,
Speaker 1: we're tearing this down now. I'm like, my husband is
Speaker 1: not even in this country, right, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: So last night, go to bed. We watched a little
Speaker 1: bit of the basketball game that we were watching Housewives
Speaker 1: and when she says she talked about how yeah, and
Speaker 1: so go to bed, everything's great, and then wake up
Speaker 1: to do the alarm our alarm our entertainment system. It's
Speaker 1: all kind of like on the same bullshit panel. And
Speaker 1: other side note of this, we were all as a
Speaker 1: group out on Friday night and everybody was talking about
Speaker 1: their houses and some have news, some have old we
Speaker 1: have an older house, like our houses eleven years old. Whatever.
Speaker 1: It's fine, but ship starts to break. And as my
Speaker 1: husband always says, which I roll my eyes out at
Speaker 1: the more ship you have, the more ship breaks, more
Speaker 1: ship that you have the brakes, whatever, blah blah, I
Speaker 1: butchered it. So we're all joking about that our entertainment
Speaker 1: system is so outdated because it was hot and cute
Speaker 1: eleven years ago. But it's just like once ship goes down,
Speaker 1: there's those people are no longer in service to work
Speaker 1: it right because the technology changes exactly and you've got
Speaker 1: the stupid iPad on the wall and it's just it's
Speaker 1: all whatever. So this morning, how How's got to go
Speaker 1: peeps and poop before he gets his breakfast. I'm trying
Speaker 1: to get us out of the house because we're locked
Speaker 1: in this fortress. You know, the pads frozen, We're not
Speaker 1: getting out. Okay, So I go to the downstairs. These
Speaker 1: are broken. Mine are broken, Yeah, not working frozen. I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, how am I getting out of the
Speaker 1: house without the cops being alerted? That are you know whatever?
Speaker 1: So I'm like, okay, weird, So I take off the grid.
Speaker 1: I'm doing the toothpick. Where the hell are the toothpicks
Speaker 1: at a time like this, don't know? Do we reset?
Speaker 1: We're looking at your reset button and only to pick
Speaker 1: or a safety pin is gonna get in there. Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: hold the toothpick. Now. I'm sweating because I have a
Speaker 1: cup of coffee. I'm sweating. How he's panting, He's got
Speaker 1: a wee wee Like I'm just like, okay, holding it
Speaker 1: in comes up. No program, no security, no no television,
Speaker 1: no nothing, no air. Okay, goods? Maybe like got it?
Speaker 1: Maybe I hold it in for fifteen seconds not fifteen
Speaker 1: makes a difference, hold it in? Nope. Okay, now we
Speaker 1: have no program. I'm gonna open the door. The alarm
Speaker 1: is going to go off, and I have nowhere to
Speaker 1: turn it off, and the dog's gotta pick. I don't
Speaker 1: and poop. I don't know what to do. And Jillian
Speaker 1: and Dahm are coming over in twenty minutes to do
Speaker 1: my hair and makeup this. What could go wrong? Calling
Speaker 1: my husband where he is and he's on a bike tour.
Speaker 1: Uh and at a pub. Okay, well that doesn't help me.
Speaker 1: Who who ordered this? Who installed this? Who do I call?
Speaker 1: They're not in service anymore. So I call the alarm
Speaker 1: service and I'm like, Hi, my alarm is gonna go off. No,
Speaker 1: it hasn't gone off. No I know it hasn't gone off,
Speaker 1: but it's gonna go off. Do you hear this dog panting?
Speaker 1: I've got to let him out of the house. I've
Speaker 1: got to get whatever Jake comes over from State Farm
Speaker 1: from and the t vs, the music. The more important
Speaker 1: to me. The alarm, all of it's connected and we
Speaker 1: can someone came over that fast? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I had to tell the alarm service could they turn
Speaker 1: it off from there? Because I was about to take
Speaker 1: the dog out and I need someone to come fix it.
Speaker 1: And you know, now we need a whole new system.
Speaker 1: And that's a pretty check to write when your husband
Speaker 1: isn't another country. We did you get to go? We? We?
Speaker 1: And how he did? He went? We? But then my
Speaker 1: man like he knows when I'm in a rush, So
Speaker 1: then we're snipping everything we do the fake leg up.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I don't want to go here. I want
Speaker 1: to go how he gets your us? And but um yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot of decisions to be made when the better
Speaker 1: half is out of town and here's me. I'm like,
Speaker 1: let's just get a whole new thing. Let's do And
Speaker 1: then he wants to talk about it today. No, I
Speaker 1: don't want to tell I just want to do it.
Speaker 1: He's like, well, let's just talk to Jake and like
Speaker 1: we'll see the options. I'm sorry, does your hotel room
Speaker 1: have TV? Because this entire house doesn't have TV? And
Speaker 1: we got the lightning and uh, the rangers because they're wait,
Speaker 1: I can't even watch it. I'm a Backstreet Boy. Shit,
Speaker 1: I got YouTube TV. Anyways, if you guys didn't tune
Speaker 1: into the pregame this week, we had a revelation which
Speaker 1: I feel like you and I talked seven hundred times
Speaker 1: a day, and so the fact that we didn't know
Speaker 1: this is great. Look, I'm always learning something about you.
Speaker 1: This one has never been to the Hollywood Bowl. She
Speaker 1: called it the Holiday Bowl. She's so excited. She used
Speaker 1: to working on Holiday Bowl and now she's going to
Speaker 1: the Holiday I'm sure you did. Yeah, we know that.
Speaker 1: We know the whale was content comeback. Is that in Orca?
Speaker 1: We don't know at a time like this. Um, but yeah,
Speaker 1: we're going to the Backstreet Boys concert. Not together, I mean,
Speaker 1: unbeknownst to us. We're going and I'm not even a family.
Speaker 1: You'll find our group. I'll hear your group. That's one
Speaker 1: thing along the same lines of the house story. Seven
Speaker 1: is actually six forty five because I wake up every
Speaker 1: morning if not before seven thirty, for the same reason.
Speaker 1: Dogs need to go outside half the bathroom. It's fine,
Speaker 1: six hammering, hammering, hammering. I'm like, fuck the house. Next
Speaker 1: is they're building a house next door fine, it happens,
Speaker 1: but it's a Saturday, and aren't there some city ordinances
Speaker 1: that say, like we can't start construction until eight and
Speaker 1: why are we doing this on the weekend. So it happens.
Speaker 1: But what I'm not okay with is I'm not okay
Speaker 1: with getting a letter that says which, by the way,
Speaker 1: I never checked my mailbox. So when people are like, oh,
Speaker 1: we sent you something in the mail, I'm like, who's
Speaker 1: who's using mail anymore? Like honestly, like things are like
Speaker 1: coming out of the mailbox. And when I've been gone
Speaker 1: for a couple of days that the neighbors, Hey, do
Speaker 1: you want me to get your mail, I'm like, no,
Speaker 1: don't worry about I never checked the mail. Well maybe
Speaker 1: I should start anyway. So this is why I don't
Speaker 1: check the mail. There's always bad news in the mail,
Speaker 1: Always bad news in the paper. For want keep on. Always.
Speaker 1: When I go to bed, bath, and beyond, I don't
Speaker 1: have the coupon. It's the one coupon I off. She says, Oh,
Speaker 1: you don't have the coupon. I'm like, no, I don't
Speaker 1: have it. It's sitting on the counter that I didn't
Speaker 1: have because I was running the errands. Didn't think I'd
Speaker 1: end up here. But now I'm buying a picnic set
Speaker 1: and some lawn chairs that I didn't plan on spending
Speaker 1: money on today. Anyways, I can't spend money on anything
Speaker 1: anymore because I have to move my fence twelve fucking inches.
Speaker 1: Twelve inches, folks, that's a ruler. That is the size
Speaker 1: of Dr Jay's hand. That's a lot to me. That
Speaker 1: is that's no space. The neighbor is fighting over twelve inches?
Speaker 1: What you were going to make me uproot my fence
Speaker 1: because not my fault. Not I didn't build this house.
Speaker 1: The contractor should pay for this. My property line was wrong.
Speaker 1: So now the new owners of that problem. Are you
Speaker 1: here though? Are you sure it's wrong? I feel like
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're gonna do there, but I
Speaker 1: think this sounds sophisticated. I think you should go to
Speaker 1: the county and check. I don't know what you're gonna
Speaker 1: do there, but I think you should roll up to
Speaker 1: the county building. I feel like your dad would say that.
Speaker 1: I think you need to go to the county or
Speaker 1: call your county. Call your county. What your county am
Speaker 1: I in? I was gonna say if you can tell
Speaker 1: me what county I'm in Los Angeles? Right? I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Am I in Los Angeles? I think?
Speaker 1: So I know? Isn't it sad? I know the county
Speaker 1: I grew up in, but I don't know what county.
Speaker 1: And then I think we're in Los Angeles County. I
Speaker 1: don't know, But where's this magical building? Because I will
Speaker 1: roll up to the county building and I'm sure that
Speaker 1: I will have to wait and they'll say did you
Speaker 1: make an appointment online? And then I'll say, no, I
Speaker 1: didn't make an appointment online. I wanted to show up
Speaker 1: in person and bitch about the fact. Show you how
Speaker 1: much twelve inches? Yeah, twelve inches? I have to uproot
Speaker 1: the entire fence, and now I got to get the
Speaker 1: dogs out of the yard and not paying for the
Speaker 1: dog daycare? How long does the fense gonna take to
Speaker 1: get And are you paying for the fence lady, or no?
Speaker 1: I have to pay for it. There is a myriad
Speaker 1: of questions here that I don't think you're city building. Yeah,
Speaker 1: this city one. Please write your congressman and ask these questions.
Speaker 1: My god, the only question I have is do you
Speaker 1: have hat hair? Extenison because your hair, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: are you crazy yet stopping? And they were even washed,
Speaker 1: which half the time they aren't. So that's why issue
Speaker 1: right now is dealing with twelve inches of fun. I
Speaker 1: can't wait for these neighbors to move it, and I
Speaker 1: will not be decorating their house. You know what I mean?
Speaker 1: I feel you. Hey, disclaimer for anyone that thinks my
Speaker 1: alarm doesn't work in my house, it does now. So
Speaker 1: my TVs don't work, but the priority I guess in
Speaker 1: this house screwed Lightning Rangers. But our our alarm is
Speaker 1: back in service, so don't even I'll tell you what
Speaker 1: else is back in service. I swore off gambling. I
Speaker 1: paid off my balance that I owed. I got so mad.
Speaker 1: I lost more money than I wanted to over the
Speaker 1: last two months, and I said to myself, no, I'm
Speaker 1: not going to bet on this game to Celtics Warriors
Speaker 1: because the first game I bet on, the Warriors couldn't
Speaker 1: even cover three points at home against a team that
Speaker 1: had no one who had ever played in the finals.
Speaker 1: And I was like, this is a layup hunt intended.
Speaker 1: What did I do last night? I'm so glad I
Speaker 1: did I bet on the Warriors because I was like,
Speaker 1: there's no chance they lose at home and don't cover
Speaker 1: the four points I'm gonna give them. I bought half
Speaker 1: of a point, and thank goodness, I am now in
Speaker 1: my little gambling thing. Okay, good about myself because I
Speaker 1: wasn't gonna bet, and I said to myself, now you're
Speaker 1: not gonna bet this time, and it's gonna be the best.
Speaker 1: It's gonna win, and you get mad for not gambling.
Speaker 1: So I did, and I'm happy, and that's gonna pay
Speaker 1: for the fence that I have to move twelve inches.
Speaker 1: I still think you should talk to this city about it.
Speaker 1: I don't know who in the county, what city you're in.
Speaker 1: You should talk to the city the countess. Um. I
Speaker 1: have another thing that I did. I got my nose
Speaker 1: wax yesterday. Hallelujah, hallelu you. Was so afraid when they
Speaker 1: wax inside my knows because you have to breathe, like
Speaker 1: I'm not not breathing. And then I was like, can
Speaker 1: I focus on just breathing in the other nostril. I
Speaker 1: was afraid I was going to get the hot wax
Speaker 1: up in my nasal passage. Well, we need the hot
Speaker 1: wax in our ears. That's still a task. We thought,
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't want to do. What want with me?
Speaker 1: How deep that route was and they're so deep? Well,
Speaker 1: the roots are huge. I've never pulled my like nostril
Speaker 1: hair out before. Are you finding a drip? I know
Speaker 1: that you were worried about that drip. Yeah, it's like
Speaker 1: this was a game trip in this house. Or I
Speaker 1: just was getting this um uh, like a little thing
Speaker 1: done to my face, which i've been. I's been the
Speaker 1: fourth treatment and she was up there and my husband's
Speaker 1: nose trimm er broke before we went to toloom, which
Speaker 1: I was upset about. So I went in there with
Speaker 1: little scissors and I was thinking as I was doing it,
Speaker 1: how dangerous it was. So I just thought to myself,
Speaker 1: since you wouldn't tell me that I had nose hair sticky,
Speaker 1: see those I did not see them. I saw someone
Speaker 1: else's nose hair, and I told her he did. Why
Speaker 1: would I not say that? They're going to the Amalfi
Speaker 1: Coast with her to be discussed at a later day.
Speaker 1: I'm very busy. I don't know what's going on. I
Speaker 1: just checked my schedule. Um. I would always tell you.
Speaker 1: I'm so proud of you. Yes, it's a game changer.
Speaker 1: It doesn't hurt at all. I think her Brazilians more
Speaker 1: than getting her nose done. I don't know why we're
Speaker 1: still doing braziliance. Okay, let's that's my next gift to you, lazer.
Speaker 1: I thought, have we done that? I lazered? Okay, good?
Speaker 1: What's the brasiling for? Oh? Now you're talking like ten
Speaker 1: years back in the day. Oh thank god. I was
Speaker 1: gonna say, we're not still doing that? Are we we
Speaker 1: waxing the nose? But we're okay? Okay, good. I need
Speaker 1: to wax my kneecaps though, because I cannot get the
Speaker 1: proper angle on certain areas. Wait a minute, so I put.
Speaker 1: I was doing some stuff yesterday. I was helping out
Speaker 1: a friend with different house stuff. I came home. I
Speaker 1: was gonna laid by the pools, really nice outside. I'm rich, trafical,
Speaker 1: I'm not rich anymore. I'm gonna give up all my
Speaker 1: money to the neighbor. I have seven You won't working. Really,
Speaker 1: your fence is going to be in the pool. It's
Speaker 1: gonna be it. It's gonna be a hot tub by
Speaker 1: the time this fence because this pool and have anyways,
Speaker 1: so the backup, I'm put a bathing suit on and
Speaker 1: I'm rubbing the oil on my like, yes, it's oil,
Speaker 1: sunscreen on the face whatever. Yeah, So I'm rubbing the
Speaker 1: oil and I was like, what is going on back here?
Speaker 1: All the hair on the back of that hamstring that
Speaker 1: you forget about? Then I did this because I'm blond baby. No,
Speaker 1: no, no no, no, no no, no. I was at in that sunlight.
Speaker 1: I did a peek under. I said, holy sh it,
Speaker 1: there are so many long black hairs. No, there's not.
Speaker 1: I started the back of your legs in Mexico. No
Speaker 1: there's not. You did not get Then you didn't get
Speaker 1: close enough, just like you're accusing me. I'm not looking
Speaker 1: at that nose hair I did. I got. I said,
Speaker 1: holy there are there's those stragglers. And if anyone take
Speaker 1: a look at that natural sunlight when we're done talking
Speaker 1: up on your deck. Yeah, And no one told me
Speaker 1: don't really hard to shave shoot, because it's almost like,
Speaker 1: do you go against the grain. Those are really hard
Speaker 1: to get to. I don't think we ever want to
Speaker 1: go against the grain. And that might be a big
Speaker 1: misconception about us. Where's Richard died at a time like this.
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