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Speaker 1: You're real hippie, Chris, I really have become pretty spiritual.

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Speaker 2: In quarantine. Yeah, are you leaving? I you wanna way

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Speaker 2: back home?

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Speaker 3: Either way, we want to be there, doesn't matter how

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Speaker 3: much baggage you claim and give us time and they

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Speaker 3: urmano and gage.

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Speaker 4: We want to send you off in style. You want

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Speaker 4: to welcome you back home. Tell us all about every

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Speaker 4: scared or was it fine?

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Speaker 2: Malborn?

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Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need to ride?

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Speaker 1: To ride?

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Speaker 2: Do you need.

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Speaker 4: With?

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Speaker 2: Karen and Chris.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to Do you need to ride? This is Chris Fairbanks.

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Speaker 2: And this is Karen Kilgara.

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Speaker 1: We are recording still from our homes because we are

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Speaker 1: responsible and we care about the well being of others.

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Speaker 2: And we're riddled to you. Yeah, as do you. And

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Speaker 2: we're riddled with COVID nineteen.

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Speaker 1: No, guys, thank compassion nineteen. It's im I'm about.

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Speaker 5: It's a serious case, an asymptomatic case of compassion nineteen.

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Speaker 1: I got compassion too. I got compassion nineteen.

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Speaker 2: I have I care about Yui Bola.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm hot with fever with compassion for stranger

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Speaker 1: as are the homeless people on my street. They wear masks.

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Speaker 1: That's what I that's the point I keep upbringing because

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Speaker 1: I have some mask deniers in my neighborhood.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're everywhere. Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And then the guy that usually is yelling at trash

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Speaker 1: cans and then knocking them over and then sweeping up

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Speaker 1: his masks and screaming at cars, it's wearing a mask.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Someone that struggles with mental illness and doesn't have anyone

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Speaker 2: And here's the thing.

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Speaker 5: And I don't know if you've ever considered this. These

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Speaker 5: people might just be homed people that you think don't

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Speaker 5: wear nice clothes. Ever thinks about that?

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Speaker 2: What if they own every house on your book? They're

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Speaker 2: like the landlord. They're an overwhelmed landlord.

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Speaker 1: I'm just like, oh, you poor person. And then I

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Speaker 5: They're They're just talking to themselves, are on the phone

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Speaker 5: all the time. They're not schizophrenic. There's what if things

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Speaker 5: are so much better then you think they are.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Maybe, Yeah, that's a sign of wealth that you only

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Speaker 1: wear one shoe.

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Speaker 2: In my Land. It is my people are from.

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Speaker 1: I'm driving up to my Land. I'm going to Montana.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to leave on Monday, and I'm and I

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Speaker 1: just got tested. I'm waiting for the results again. I'm

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Speaker 1: sure they will be negative. And then I'm going to

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Speaker 1: and the work, go up and hang out with my dad.

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Speaker 5: Now, do you have a plan because my sister said

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Speaker 5: when she drove, I think they drove to Shasta and

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Speaker 5: they said it was impossible to find a bathroom because

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Speaker 5: most places aren't open to people coming in and out.

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Speaker 1: Well, and not to be graphic, but it's easier for boys.

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Speaker 1: I've become a very skilled driving urinator. I have jars

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Speaker 1: with still has a pickle in the bottom. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: do you remember all of his jars with one pickle?

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Speaker 2: And it already looks like urine? So it's fine, really fine.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I just stop at a gas station and I

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Speaker 1: just put it on a fence post for someone else

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Speaker 1: to there. I think that was the funny most random thing.

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Speaker 1: Living Color had funny moments I watched when I was

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Speaker 1: And you go back and watch it and it's like

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Speaker 1: pickle jar with a pickle in it, I'm just admitting

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Speaker 1: that's where I got that, but it is I did

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Speaker 1: steal it. I've been stealing a lot during this.

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Speaker 2: During COVID nineteen.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, my tax guy told me a joke. He basically said,

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Speaker 1: it's funny because the government is like, yeah, we know

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Speaker 2: We just want to make sure.

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Speaker 1: You know, so you do the math. And it's like,

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Speaker 1: you have to go to jail. Like he really said

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Speaker 1: Then I tweeted it and everyone's like, hey, nice stolen tweet.

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, god, damn it. It's like when my

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Speaker 1: find out it was something Seinfeld said in The Night

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Speaker 1: All Deaths.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, everybody, yeah, you can use that, you can

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Speaker 5: I feel like I did a thing one time that

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Speaker 5: because I was squirreling. It was I think Oscar night

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Speaker 5: year that Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper were there for

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Speaker 5: Stars Born Sure, and she was wearing a dress that

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Speaker 5: was exactly the dress that I wore to the freshman

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Speaker 1: Was it the year you wore your your raw meat dress.

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Speaker 2: When I was sponsored by the local butcher.

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Speaker 5: But her prom, she actually she wore like this lavender

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Speaker 5: dress that was made of this eighties like prom dress

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Speaker 2: It was shocking.

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Speaker 5: So when I saw it, I was scrolling through my

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Speaker 2: Just took a picture of the picture I saw it.

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Speaker 5: On and I didn't really look at whose account it was.

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Speaker 5: Bradley Cooper was peeing. So then I was like I

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Speaker 5: made a joke about Bradley Cooper peeing and my prom dress,

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Speaker 5: and all these people were like, you directly stole this

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Speaker 5: Shit, Yeah, this guy's done a bunch of stuff like

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Speaker 5: he put this huge stream of pee.

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Speaker 2: Down in right, and then did a whole joke.

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Speaker 5: And then I basically had to say I stole this

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Speaker 5: and be like, I promise you, that's not.

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Speaker 2: What I meant to do.

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Speaker 5: Like I thought i'd like stumbled upon a real thing

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Speaker 5: in the picture, but I'd taken the comedy picture.

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Speaker 2: From a comedy account right right. It was really embarrassing.

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Speaker 1: I DM the person that originally tweeted this tax joke. Also,

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Speaker 1: they didn't reply. They thought I was, oh, sure your

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Speaker 1: tax guy told you it. I'm like, hey, tax guys,

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Speaker 2: They love tax comedy. Say had to light in the movie.

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Speaker 1: So the brunt of your low return isn't because you're

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Speaker 1: already laughing about this damn joke.

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Speaker 2: Can I say this too?

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Speaker 5: After years of going to get my taxes done, I

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Speaker 5: think it's the weirdest thing. They just basically make you

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Speaker 5: and then they ask you like a couple of random

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Speaker 5: questions that they could just like who care put five

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Speaker 2: Who?

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Speaker 5: It doesn't matter. We all know it doesn't matter. But

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Speaker 5: you have to just sit there watching them for like

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Speaker 5: an hour, and then it's like, that's the tax you

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Speaker 5: personally pay to get your taxes done, so you have

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Speaker 5: to observe the taxes being done in silence, you have

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Speaker 5: anything to do with it. When it's like I would

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Speaker 2: Yeah I could do it. I know I don't. I can't.

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Speaker 1: I have tried before, and you don't get a return

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Speaker 1: that way. You just start somehow safe. But he gets me.

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Speaker 1: He's like, how what percentage of your car do you

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Speaker 1: use as a restroom? What little things that a little

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Speaker 1: business like is your that you have a to put that?

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Speaker 1: Maybe put that desk in your garage? I don't know,

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Speaker 1: wink wink. Because he used to work for the irs,

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Speaker 1: so he's the perfect tax guy's he can play both sides. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and so's. He's been great for me. But yeah, while

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Speaker 2: And then the minute I'm.

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Speaker 1: Like, oh, you're in a photo with Tommy Lasorda. Huh,

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Speaker 1: he's like, and I'm like, you just have to sit

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Speaker 2: Yeah. It's really really awkward.

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Speaker 1: And he's always like, uh, oh boy, you didn't make

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Speaker 1: Every year he builds the suspense.

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Speaker 5: And then that guy really likes to spin a yarn

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Speaker 5: with you. He was comedy or drama. He's bringing entertainment

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Speaker 5: to you as you get your taxes down.

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Speaker 2: We're pals. We have a good time together. We laugh.

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Speaker 2: How old is this man, Chris?

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Speaker 1: I think he's an age appropriate friend. He's probably he's

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Speaker 2: Is he really twitter?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's young for IRS tax slash freelance tax guy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I thought all freelance tax guys had to be

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Speaker 1: I know, I know that my first tax guy is

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Speaker 1: not alive anymore, and because I just quit being able

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Speaker 1: sad that he was. He was a salesman for the vitamin.

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Speaker 1: It's like a pyramid scheme vitamin thing. Yeah, he was

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Speaker 1: trying to he was trying to stay alive, Karen.

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Speaker 5: Look, we all have to in all different ways, whether

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Speaker 5: it's through powerful multi vitamins that feeds your body, on

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Speaker 5: look right over here, we've got stuff you said that

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Speaker 5: you're feeling sluggish, and then here's your taxes down, all

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Speaker 2: Down here not being done.

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Speaker 5: I take a look up at the literal pyramid of

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Speaker 5: vitamins that I had behind me.

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Speaker 2: Did They were in a triangle formation behind them, just

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Speaker 2: like the game I'm keeling.

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Speaker 1: It's healing.

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Speaker 5: You want to see ancient Egypt when it's some kind

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I was having a very bad day one day years ago,

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Speaker 1: and I stuck my card into a parking meter and

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Speaker 2: I just pushed it all the way in and it

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Speaker 5: Was sorry, I'm gonna have to walk you back. Did

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Speaker 1: No, it just I was like zip and then it

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Speaker 1: And then Brennan did a skit where he's like, where's

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Speaker 1: And I pulled down my pants and he swiped his

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Speaker 2: Yes, but they still gave him the nickelback tickets. I

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Speaker 1: But we finally got him with that, and then we.

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Speaker 5: And also, you guys, really for a contest like that,

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Speaker 2: To give it our all. We're ready to take those

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Speaker 2: pants off. Yeah, all those fails. Get naked. I've always

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Speaker 1: Not anymore, of course, but hell yeah, no, you got to.

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Speaker 1: It's a good way to get out of a lot

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Speaker 1: You know, since this quarantine started, I've been just walking

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Speaker 2: Whose skull did you buy?

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Speaker 5: It's time to support that guy. He's following you around

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and I do.

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Speaker 1: When someone has multiple under the eye tattoos, including the

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Speaker 5: I mean, it's good to support those people because I

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Speaker 1: Sometimes you're in a gang. Sometimes you're just a permanent clown.

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Speaker 5: Sometimes you just made weird tattoo decisions to reflect your

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Speaker 5: That's really I feel like people that get face tattoos

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I remember. She's been there since our meeting.

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Speaker 2: She says, Oh that's her, that's her character. Yeah, thank you.

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Speaker 1: I miss Yeah, I've been, I guess somewhat recklessly going

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Speaker 1: and I've been going. It just feels somewhat normal to

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Speaker 2: It's good.

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Speaker 1: It's been real fun.

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Speaker 2: That's very good. Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I get I have to get tested, but I

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Speaker 2: You know, I am asymptomatic as far as I know.

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Speaker 5: Like, I just keep checking, you know, I just keep

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Speaker 5: updating my two week thing of like, well that's been

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so are ye how are you doing? Are you feeling?

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Speaker 1: I think I have it you need That's what I meant, asymptomatically.

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Speaker 2: How do you feel? I feel terrible.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I can't feel any of the horrible, horrible symptoms. No,

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Speaker 2: I was going to ask about swimming. Yes, and it's

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Speaker 1: breathing because I'm just trying to go back and forth

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00:22:06,440 --> 00:22:10,040
Speaker 1: and do laps. And I didn't. I didn't anticipate like that.

447
00:22:10,160 --> 00:22:12,920
Speaker 1: It was kind of like meditation because I left it

448
00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:17,639
Speaker 1: totally calm. Yep, And blood has gone to every extremity

449
00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:19,639
Speaker 1: of your body and it's the best.

450
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:23,080
Speaker 5: Someone told me, it's double whatever normal if you do

451
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:26,040
Speaker 5: normal cardio, like you're going to walk five miles, if

452
00:22:26,080 --> 00:22:30,120
Speaker 5: you swam the same length, it's double.

453
00:22:29,880 --> 00:22:32,119
Speaker 2: The impact on your body. Oh it has as if

454
00:22:32,119 --> 00:22:33,199
Speaker 2: you did it ten miles.

455
00:22:33,359 --> 00:22:36,520
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, at least, like if I think of running

456
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:39,119
Speaker 1: back and forth in a pool for twenty minutes or

457
00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:41,240
Speaker 1: next to a pool the length of a pool, I

458
00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:44,800
Speaker 1: could do that all day. But yeah, just swimming back

459
00:22:44,840 --> 00:22:47,800
Speaker 1: and forth twenty times is so much work. And I

460
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,920
Speaker 1: can tell I haven't been doing it. I look a

461
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:54,800
Speaker 1: little like I've gained some weight. But that's okay. No

462
00:22:54,880 --> 00:22:57,160
Speaker 1: one's judging. No one's in my apartment to.

463
00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:58,320
Speaker 2: Judge, No one's around.

464
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:01,400
Speaker 1: No. Yeah, you know, aasionally on the way to the bathroom,

465
00:23:01,440 --> 00:23:02,440
Speaker 1: I'll do five chin ups.

466
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:04,840
Speaker 2: We all know about my chin up bar. I've seen

467
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:05,479
Speaker 2: your chinipar.

468
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:07,520
Speaker 5: Remember when you stopped in the middle of a comedy

469
00:23:07,640 --> 00:23:11,159
Speaker 5: zoom comedy show and did some pull ups when you like,

470
00:23:11,240 --> 00:23:12,919
Speaker 5: your sound got sucked up and you just went and

471
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:13,800
Speaker 5: did pull ups.

472
00:23:15,160 --> 00:23:17,200
Speaker 1: I can do a lot when I've I had had

473
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:20,240
Speaker 1: That was a night that I can I felt like

474
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:23,640
Speaker 1: that game night was like a party. So I was drinking. Yeah,

475
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:25,600
Speaker 1: and man, I can do a lot of pull ups

476
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:26,439
Speaker 1: when I've been drinking.

477
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:28,679
Speaker 2: That helps it a little bit.

478
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:32,040
Speaker 1: Does a lot of people talk about the negative aspects,

479
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:35,760
Speaker 1: the way it ends lives or affects marriages, But no

480
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:38,000
Speaker 1: one talks about how many more chin ups you can

481
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:38,960
Speaker 1: do on booze.

482
00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:41,920
Speaker 2: And It's what's crazy is they should be talking about

483
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:48,120
Speaker 2: it in grammar schools, presidential fitness test events. The little kids.

484
00:23:47,960 --> 00:23:50,680
Speaker 5: Drinking a beer real quick before they do an arm,

485
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:51,600
Speaker 5: the five second arm.

486
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:56,800
Speaker 2: Hang. Yeah, I can finally touch my toes vomit. No,

487
00:23:56,920 --> 00:24:00,560
Speaker 2: I'm an alcoholic. It's sixth grade. What have you been?

488
00:24:01,119 --> 00:24:05,400
Speaker 2: What's can you? What's one highlight memory.

489
00:24:05,040 --> 00:24:08,400
Speaker 5: Moment of the last say the last since the last

490
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:11,000
Speaker 5: time we recorded, of anything that's happened to you at all.

491
00:24:11,320 --> 00:24:16,840
Speaker 1: I get a lot of daily sweet messages from the

492
00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:20,600
Speaker 1: people that have watched my comedy special. That nice that

493
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:25,720
Speaker 1: and they say really specific nice things, and that has

494
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:28,520
Speaker 1: been happening. Not a lot of I've been. I did

495
00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:31,640
Speaker 1: Mark Marin's podcast that was really fun and that.

496
00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:33,200
Speaker 2: Did it go good? Yeah?

497
00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:36,680
Speaker 1: It did go well. Yeah, he was We had a

498
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:39,360
Speaker 1: lot of fun. And the whole time I just all

499
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:42,639
Speaker 1: I was thinking about was his girlfriend had died, and

500
00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:45,119
Speaker 1: on the tip of my tongue, I wanted to say,

501
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:48,080
Speaker 1: I'm sorry for your loss, but thank god I didn't.

502
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:51,760
Speaker 1: During the we just had a fun, light conversation about

503
00:24:51,920 --> 00:24:54,440
Speaker 1: comedy and when we both because we kind of moved

504
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:57,359
Speaker 1: to La around the same time, and did the ramada

505
00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:58,880
Speaker 1: in this terrible room.

506
00:24:59,320 --> 00:25:01,360
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, we both. That's how I.

507
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:03,480
Speaker 1: First knew him, as we would go to this dark

508
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:07,000
Speaker 1: place that was bad for comedy, where they would lure

509
00:25:07,080 --> 00:25:11,560
Speaker 1: people staying in the hotel down to hear jokes against

510
00:25:11,600 --> 00:25:14,919
Speaker 1: their will, and we just kind of relived things. I

511
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:17,679
Speaker 1: don't know, we had we had fun and good. I

512
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:20,560
Speaker 1: don't even know him very well, but I realized we

513
00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:23,840
Speaker 1: had some stuff in common. So it was just, yeah,

514
00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:25,240
Speaker 1: it was it was a good time.

515
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:26,160
Speaker 2: Good.

516
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:29,200
Speaker 1: I ordered a dollhouse and then canceled it because I

517
00:25:29,240 --> 00:25:30,639
Speaker 1: knew I was going to Montana.

518
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:33,919
Speaker 2: That was exciting. Yeah, okay, what was that like?

519
00:25:34,280 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 5: Talking directly to customer service at the dollhouse company?

520
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,960
Speaker 2: I did? I did.

521
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:43,600
Speaker 1: I bypassed Amazon and said, hey, let's I need.

522
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:46,120
Speaker 2: To talk to a human being. Where was that dollhouse

523
00:25:46,119 --> 00:25:46,960
Speaker 2: company located?

524
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:50,919
Speaker 1: They are actually located in Los Angeles. No, Yeah, robo

525
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:55,919
Speaker 1: time makes I think that they're manufactured overseas somewhere, but

526
00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:58,200
Speaker 1: there is a place here that makes a lot of

527
00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:00,520
Speaker 1: DIY miniature houses.

528
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:02,360
Speaker 2: I called them directly.

529
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:05,320
Speaker 1: They dealt with it, and then my Amazon order was

530
00:26:05,359 --> 00:26:07,640
Speaker 1: canceled and Amazon was like, we don't know why they're

531
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:12,000
Speaker 1: out of stock, and it's like, oh, I went straight

532
00:26:12,040 --> 00:26:12,480
Speaker 1: to the man.

533
00:26:12,520 --> 00:26:14,440
Speaker 2: You don't need to worry about it. Some friends of

534
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:16,440
Speaker 2: the pod took care of it. Yeah, exactly.

535
00:26:16,800 --> 00:26:20,600
Speaker 1: But yeah, I've been Yeah, I've been meeting up with

536
00:26:21,280 --> 00:26:24,240
Speaker 1: some dude friends like Brooks, Swedeland and those guys. We

537
00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:26,800
Speaker 1: go ride bikes by the river and then we hang

538
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:29,520
Speaker 1: out under a bridge and then.

539
00:26:29,440 --> 00:26:31,760
Speaker 2: You go find a dead body and then you run

540
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 2: across the chain tracks.

541
00:26:33,080 --> 00:26:38,040
Speaker 1: It is very It is very much like stand by me. Yes,

542
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:40,800
Speaker 1: we've been meeting under the river and it's very enjoyable.

543
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:45,320
Speaker 1: We bring snacks, there's blankets. It's very fun and wholesome.

544
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:47,720
Speaker 2: Who else besides Brooks Brooks.

545
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:53,679
Speaker 1: Was Nick Turner, Carl has Nick Rutherford. We have a

546
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:54,280
Speaker 1: little group.

547
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:55,040
Speaker 2: You know that.

548
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,560
Speaker 5: That group is the curly haired Boys. That's the name

549
00:26:57,600 --> 00:27:00,679
Speaker 5: of your group. Every one of you has relatively the

550
00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:01,200
Speaker 5: same hair.

551
00:27:01,359 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 1: Every one of them had a history of curly hair,

552
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:06,640
Speaker 1: although I'm the only one pursuing it right now.

553
00:27:06,760 --> 00:27:08,680
Speaker 2: You might want to invite Stephen into that group because

554
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:12,560
Speaker 2: he absolutely qualified to Steven Big. He's got Steven. You

555
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:16,000
Speaker 2: want to hang out by the river with some it's

556
00:27:16,040 --> 00:27:16,720
Speaker 2: age appropriate.

557
00:27:16,800 --> 00:27:19,680
Speaker 5: So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Stephen, you stay away from

558
00:27:19,680 --> 00:27:21,359
Speaker 5: that river bed. Those boys are no good.

559
00:27:21,960 --> 00:27:23,119
Speaker 2: It's weird there.

560
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 1: Oh so, I'm this is like Los Feliz area, Like

561
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:32,560
Speaker 1: there's like a there's a horse, a horse stable and

562
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:35,520
Speaker 1: a walking bridge that's brand new in space age and

563
00:27:35,560 --> 00:27:36,320
Speaker 1: the river.

564
00:27:36,359 --> 00:27:38,320
Speaker 2: The Bourbank Equestrian Center.

565
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,480
Speaker 1: Right, it's not quite Burbank.

566
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:43,639
Speaker 2: It is by the zoo a little bit.

567
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:46,320
Speaker 1: It is kind of by the zoo. Oh it is okay,

568
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:50,360
Speaker 1: you know then okay, we've been meeting by that. And

569
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,680
Speaker 1: the river it's the La River, and we know it's

570
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:55,280
Speaker 1: a naturally occurring river, but it's hard to believe because

571
00:27:55,320 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 1: it's just surrounded by cement embankments and and these flood

572
00:28:01,280 --> 00:28:02,480
Speaker 1: gates and everything.

573
00:28:02,560 --> 00:28:05,359
Speaker 2: But it's where they filmed the car race in Grease,

574
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:06,560
Speaker 2: right exactly.

575
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, for those of you listening at home, it's all cement.

576
00:28:09,760 --> 00:28:12,960
Speaker 5: There's nothing river like about it except for a very

577
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:18,679
Speaker 5: small erie oh erie canal. I meant it like like

578
00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:22,320
Speaker 5: creepy in its smallness. Yeah, Nile love water where it's like,

579
00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:24,080
Speaker 5: how come you designed it like this because there's no

580
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:24,880
Speaker 5: water down here.

581
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:28,240
Speaker 1: But then over here it's not that narrow Erie canal.

582
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:29,800
Speaker 1: It is a wide.

583
00:28:29,880 --> 00:28:31,159
Speaker 2: Bowl on river with.

584
00:28:33,119 --> 00:28:38,160
Speaker 1: Cattails and bushes and birds and some tents like people

585
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:40,600
Speaker 1: live on these little islands. It looks like a real

586
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:43,160
Speaker 1: like it. I don't know if they cultivated it, like

587
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,920
Speaker 1: the city went in and threw some fertilizer down. But

588
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:49,160
Speaker 1: it is green and pretty. So if you just look

589
00:28:49,200 --> 00:28:52,120
Speaker 1: at the water, the river and the islands and the trees,

590
00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:55,120
Speaker 1: it's gorgeous. And then you pan over and it's just

591
00:28:55,400 --> 00:28:57,840
Speaker 1: a grease cement race.

592
00:28:58,600 --> 00:29:03,160
Speaker 2: Track, just like Hollywood itself. There's a scene in.

593
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:08,640
Speaker 1: The movie Drive where he's silently you know, there's no

594
00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:09,560
Speaker 1: he has no.

595
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:14,160
Speaker 2: Lines in it, Ryan Gosling. He just looks that jacket.

596
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:17,440
Speaker 1: But he takes the girl and her son on a

597
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:21,880
Speaker 1: drive down that grease down the La River embankment, and

598
00:29:21,920 --> 00:29:25,680
Speaker 1: then they stop and they're suddenly at a nature preserve.

599
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 1: I think I discovered that. I think that it exists.

600
00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:31,120
Speaker 2: And we discovered it on our bicycles.

601
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, and you went in there and shot all

602
00:29:33,840 --> 00:29:34,480
Speaker 5: the peacocks.

603
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:38,680
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, I got very early haired boys stuff. I

604
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:39,880
Speaker 2: just love that.

605
00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:44,120
Speaker 1: About La is that you forget there's these little nooks

606
00:29:44,120 --> 00:29:47,840
Speaker 1: and crannies that are like all I hate that I

607
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:53,360
Speaker 1: use the phrase nooks and crannies. There's there's hidden nature everywhere.

608
00:29:53,760 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 2: There's Thomas's English muffin level areas that are filled with butter.

609
00:30:00,120 --> 00:30:05,840
Speaker 2: The butter of nature that's much better. Nooks and crannies.

610
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:08,960
Speaker 5: Remember that commercial named it was like a big feature

611
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 5: of Thomas's English Muffins that that there are pockets for

612
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 5: the butter to go into and there's a selling point.

613
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:18,560
Speaker 1: Did someone in an English accent say nooks and crannies?

614
00:30:18,760 --> 00:30:19,000
Speaker 4: Mmm?

615
00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:21,560
Speaker 2: I don't think they did an English I can't remember.

616
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:28,640
Speaker 1: There was just big butter, butter bubbles, butter reservoirs. I

617
00:30:28,760 --> 00:30:32,080
Speaker 1: like English muffins because they have butter reservoirs.

618
00:30:33,480 --> 00:30:35,360
Speaker 2: Oh oh God.

619
00:30:35,560 --> 00:30:38,640
Speaker 5: I have a story for you because so April Richardson's

620
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:41,880
Speaker 5: been staying with me. What because she she came to

621
00:30:42,240 --> 00:30:45,240
Speaker 5: America because she's going to go visit her family, but

622
00:30:45,280 --> 00:30:48,760
Speaker 5: she's like quarantining with me. She doesn't she already tested

623
00:30:48,800 --> 00:30:51,080
Speaker 5: negative and then she's she and her friend are going

624
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:52,640
Speaker 5: to drive back to Atlanta together.

625
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 2: So she's been quarantining here.

626
00:30:55,080 --> 00:30:57,160
Speaker 5: So basically every day it's just me and April are

627
00:30:57,240 --> 00:31:00,480
Speaker 5: just watching TV, eating and who's swimming in.

628
00:31:00,480 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 2: The pool all day.

629
00:31:01,520 --> 00:31:04,360
Speaker 5: But the first day we did it, we went out

630
00:31:04,360 --> 00:31:05,960
Speaker 5: there at like eleven thirty in the morning and it

631
00:31:06,000 --> 00:31:08,840
Speaker 5: was actually still almost foggy, and we stayed in the

632
00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:11,400
Speaker 5: pool until like two and when we got out of

633
00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:14,840
Speaker 5: the pool. We were both so sunburnt, like, and it

634
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:18,640
Speaker 5: was as if we had never dealt as pale, dark

635
00:31:18,680 --> 00:31:20,640
Speaker 5: haired women, had never dealt with the sun before.

636
00:31:20,680 --> 00:31:22,520
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, I have, I have.

637
00:31:22,760 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 5: I had such a bad sunburn on my face, Like

638
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:30,560
Speaker 5: I haven't worn less than SPF fifty like sunblock on

639
00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:31,960
Speaker 5: my face since I was fifteen.

640
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:35,160
Speaker 2: Anything less, it's pointless.

641
00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 5: And also like, you know, there's melanoma runs in my family.

642
00:31:39,160 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 5: It's a you know, it's also an aesthetic look or whatever.

643
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,960
Speaker 5: I just stood in the pool, I have. My forehead

644
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:48,520
Speaker 5: is peeling, like my whole face was sunburn this when

645
00:31:48,520 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 5: the makeup comes off my nose, I look like the

646
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:55,200
Speaker 5: fucking scarecrow. Well, the first thing I do is burn

647
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 5: and it just like we were. Mine wasn't as bad

648
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:00,600
Speaker 5: because I've been in the sun this summer, but April,

649
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 5: because he's been in England this whole time, got like score,

650
00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:09,360
Speaker 5: Oh no, really bad. Yeah, it was really bad. So

651
00:32:09,400 --> 00:32:10,800
Speaker 5: you're going to quarantine with your dad?

652
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:14,880
Speaker 1: Yeah at first, Eventually, uh, hang out with my dad

653
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 1: and then I'm going to move into another place for

654
00:32:19,320 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 1: the second week and hang out with my friends separately

655
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 1: and shoot some videos hoops with oh cool yeah, gotta

656
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:31,280
Speaker 1: be great. I just gotta be careful when I'm driving up.

657
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wear gloves. I'm gonna gingerly handle gas pumps.

658
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:40,000
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm. I'm gonna, like I said, peanut jar the

659
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:42,040
Speaker 1: whole way, keep.

660
00:32:41,840 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 2: It, save it, send it somewhere.

661
00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:46,760
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna they haven't shown that you can get

662
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:48,400
Speaker 1: it this way, but I'm not going to make any

663
00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:50,040
Speaker 1: eye contact with truckers.

664
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 2: That's just trouble.

665
00:32:52,040 --> 00:32:55,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's in all virus aside. That's just how

666
00:32:55,480 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 1: you get shanked by one of these road warriors.

667
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:00,000
Speaker 2: That's you, Chris.

668
00:32:59,800 --> 00:33:04,280
Speaker 5: There's no need to mad dog people that drive eighteen wheelers.

669
00:33:04,760 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 2: The fact that you had to cross that off your

670
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:07,440
Speaker 2: list is scary enough.

671
00:33:07,600 --> 00:33:10,320
Speaker 1: You know what, everyone I've ever known that as a

672
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:12,520
Speaker 1: truck driver is a sweet, kind person.

673
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,080
Speaker 2: And why you're trying to fight with them and stare

674
00:33:15,120 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 2: them down, I don't know.

675
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 1: You're right, They're just they just they're in love with

676
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,360
Speaker 1: the road. And they usually have a Corgie in the

677
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:21,880
Speaker 1: cab with.

678
00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:28,240
Speaker 2: Them and maybe a couple white whities, some crosstops, some Bennies,

679
00:33:28,560 --> 00:33:33,360
Speaker 2: some down tears. What are those things? You know? Trucker pills.

680
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:37,160
Speaker 5: They got some black bees, sure, and they got red ladies.

681
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 1: Yeah you got you take them pop a couple of

682
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:40,640
Speaker 1: red ladies.

683
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:43,440
Speaker 2: When you got a long haul overnight, you get a

684
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 2: fucking iceberg. You get to take two icebergs and a larchmant.

685
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:51,760
Speaker 1: Is there a scene from Smoking in the bandit that

686
00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:55,120
Speaker 1: where they talk about drug names and you're just reciting

687
00:33:55,120 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 1: them all?

688
00:33:55,600 --> 00:33:56,280
Speaker 2: How do you know?

689
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:59,320
Speaker 1: Probably about red ladies and whities.

690
00:34:00,280 --> 00:34:03,080
Speaker 5: Don't be sexist. I know about all the pills, just

691
00:34:03,120 --> 00:34:05,880
Speaker 5: like boys do. Can I tell you what I want?

692
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:09,120
Speaker 5: I don't know about any of the pills. Oh, I'll

693
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:12,839
Speaker 5: have to give you the pill list. It's amazing. All

694
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:13,799
Speaker 5: the cool boys have it.

695
00:34:13,920 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 2: You just hand me.

696
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:18,279
Speaker 1: It's Santa Claus scroll and it's hundreds and hundreds of

697
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:18,799
Speaker 1: truck or.

698
00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:21,000
Speaker 2: Pills aspirin al leave.

699
00:34:21,960 --> 00:34:24,480
Speaker 1: I've heard of those, well.

700
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:27,240
Speaker 5: I said every pill. I forgot to put my garbage

701
00:34:27,239 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 5: out again this week. It is so irritating. I have

702
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:33,400
Speaker 5: to put my garbage out on Tuesday night because the

703
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 5: garbage maman comes literally like six am on Wednesday morning.

704
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:40,440
Speaker 2: I again forgot. Yeah, so it's another week.

705
00:34:40,719 --> 00:34:43,600
Speaker 1: So it's where do is it out in the street

706
00:34:43,680 --> 00:34:45,759
Speaker 1: or do you keep it in the house, stinking up

707
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:46,359
Speaker 1: lip It.

708
00:34:46,320 --> 00:34:47,280
Speaker 2: On the side of the house.

709
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 5: But then I have to keep it up above because

710
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:51,160
Speaker 5: the dogs will get it.

711
00:34:51,200 --> 00:34:52,880
Speaker 2: And if I well, I won't be leaving.

712
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:55,479
Speaker 5: But if I do something, I'll come in and they'll

713
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:58,960
Speaker 5: be like garbage from five days ago laying throughout the

714
00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:00,359
Speaker 5: living room because Frank got.

715
00:35:00,280 --> 00:35:02,719
Speaker 1: Into a bag and wants to bring it inside to

716
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:03,720
Speaker 1: show you what he found.

717
00:35:04,440 --> 00:35:07,879
Speaker 5: Hey, remember this, Hey, remember you loved this pizza? Now

718
00:35:07,920 --> 00:35:08,600
Speaker 5: I love it too.

719
00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:11,399
Speaker 2: But it's the kind of thing where like.

720
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:16,520
Speaker 5: There's no excuse to forget the garbage night putting the

721
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:19,600
Speaker 5: garbage out when I've been doing it for a year straight, Like,

722
00:35:19,640 --> 00:35:21,080
Speaker 5: there's just no excuse.

723
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:24,960
Speaker 1: And especially now that there's a lot less to think about.

724
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:28,839
Speaker 2: There really is, and I still can't do it. I'm

725
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:29,440
Speaker 2: so mad.

726
00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:33,040
Speaker 1: No, there's certain things I don't know what. We are

727
00:35:33,160 --> 00:35:35,600
Speaker 1: less likely to go out that front door. I think

728
00:35:35,640 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 1: that has a lot to do with everything, or at

729
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,640
Speaker 1: least that's why I'm doing less laundry. I'm scared to

730
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:43,759
Speaker 1: go that this launder bat So when I've gone out

731
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:49,160
Speaker 1: running or when I go skateboarding, I sweat a lot lately.

732
00:35:49,280 --> 00:35:52,040
Speaker 1: I don't know why. I think it's glandular. But when

733
00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:55,040
Speaker 1: I come home i've been I keep those clothes on

734
00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:58,720
Speaker 1: and I do a pre wash by wearing those clothes

735
00:35:58,760 --> 00:36:01,840
Speaker 1: in the shower and just kind of washing.

736
00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 2: It sounds strange.

737
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,879
Speaker 1: I know, I know that this is I know you're

738
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:10,320
Speaker 1: not gonna like this, Karen, But I do my sweaty

739
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:13,520
Speaker 1: outfit on and I wash it and then I line

740
00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:16,799
Speaker 1: dry it and it gets dry and then it's not

741
00:36:17,000 --> 00:36:19,480
Speaker 1: smelly and it's half clean, and then I put it

742
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:20,160
Speaker 1: in the hamper.

743
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 2: Do you see what I'm saying. That's yes.

744
00:36:22,719 --> 00:36:25,000
Speaker 5: I just think you can take those clothes off and

745
00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:28,040
Speaker 5: wash them with them. There's I did very like Steve

746
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:30,600
Speaker 5: Martin's the jerk about standing and washing it.

747
00:36:31,560 --> 00:36:32,360
Speaker 2: It's ridiculous.

748
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:35,319
Speaker 1: And if people were watching me shower like they used

749
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:39,440
Speaker 1: to do, I probably would feel embarrassed. But to be honest,

750
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 1: I was taking them off. I was washing them by

751
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:45,840
Speaker 1: hand and kind of rubbing them together. And it's easier

752
00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:48,040
Speaker 1: to wash your clothes if you keep them on and

753
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:50,919
Speaker 1: you just do all the motions of a shower while

754
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:53,319
Speaker 1: wearing a T shirt. I'm getting the armpit area, I'm

755
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:57,560
Speaker 1: getting the front, I'm using oxy clean. I'm spraying myself

756
00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:01,520
Speaker 1: with chemicals. But then but then I out and I

757
00:37:01,560 --> 00:37:03,799
Speaker 1: get another wear out of it. If it's if it's

758
00:37:03,840 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 1: another run or another skateboard session. I don't need a

759
00:37:06,600 --> 00:37:07,920
Speaker 1: fully clean shirt for that.

760
00:37:08,920 --> 00:37:10,800
Speaker 2: You do, though, I think it's key.

761
00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:15,760
Speaker 1: I don't like waste getting dressed to go immediately get sweaty.

762
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 1: It's just the waste of an outfit. But that's very gross.

763
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:22,560
Speaker 2: I would thank you the focus.

764
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:25,480
Speaker 5: It's disgusting, and I think the focus should be more

765
00:37:25,520 --> 00:37:29,560
Speaker 5: on the reception, because you don't want to be the

766
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:31,799
Speaker 5: guy in the skateboard group, which I know means the

767
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:34,759
Speaker 5: world to you, and it's a hard earned skateboard group

768
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:38,359
Speaker 5: and they're i'm sure vicious, and you can't show up

769
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:40,440
Speaker 5: smelling like the weird girl in eighth grade.

770
00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:44,439
Speaker 1: Here's the it's just a testament to how we've been

771
00:37:44,560 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 1: distancing because no one smelled shit so far.

772
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:51,120
Speaker 2: And are you sure that? Would they say it? I?

773
00:37:51,280 --> 00:37:53,200
Speaker 1: You know what, those guys don't talk to me much.

774
00:37:53,239 --> 00:37:55,120
Speaker 1: I don't think they care about me all that much.

775
00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:57,399
Speaker 2: Did they know you're there? Chris? Is it your group

776
00:37:57,440 --> 00:37:57,920
Speaker 2: of friends?

777
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:02,120
Speaker 1: They don't know anything about me except as a skateboarder

778
00:38:02,160 --> 00:38:04,160
Speaker 1: that isn't quite as good as them. So it's a

779
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 1: very much and I think it's good for me that

780
00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 1: it's like a sixth grade situation where I have to

781
00:38:09,640 --> 00:38:11,839
Speaker 1: earn their respect every time I go meet them.

782
00:38:12,160 --> 00:38:12,480
Speaker 2: Cool.

783
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:16,600
Speaker 5: Wait, are they again age appropriate or are they younger

784
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:17,120
Speaker 5: than you?

785
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:19,560
Speaker 1: No, they're all they're all in their forties. Yeah, but

786
00:38:19,680 --> 00:38:20,720
Speaker 1: they're really good.

787
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:23,200
Speaker 5: They're all did they ever did they ever have a

788
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:25,560
Speaker 5: video that was for sale and Thrasher magazine?

789
00:38:25,640 --> 00:38:30,359
Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, they've all they've all been pro skateboarders.

790
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:31,560
Speaker 2: I think that's cool.

791
00:38:31,680 --> 00:38:34,040
Speaker 1: So I'm just as stude that always has done it

792
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:36,839
Speaker 1: as a hobby and they don't care about comedy or

793
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:38,319
Speaker 1: any stuff that I'm doing.

794
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:41,879
Speaker 2: No. Really, Yeah, so eight people like that.

795
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:46,600
Speaker 1: It's the only reason I half washed my shirt.

796
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:49,520
Speaker 5: It's like your little revenge, a half revenge for you.

797
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:55,680
Speaker 5: How did you find this group of people?

798
00:38:56,000 --> 00:38:59,440
Speaker 2: No, this idea of it was your skateboarding group. And no,

799
00:38:59,600 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 2: it's essentially a group you stand near who're all together.

800
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:03,799
Speaker 2: It is.

801
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:05,920
Speaker 1: It is sad that as I talk it out, I

802
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 1: feel kind of embarrassed about it. There's one guy, sorry,

803
00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:10,160
Speaker 1: there's one guy.

804
00:39:09,960 --> 00:39:12,040
Speaker 2: That is I laugh like this or should I stop laughing?

805
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:16,400
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it's okay. I am unaffected by anything.

806
00:39:17,080 --> 00:39:19,520
Speaker 2: I know that you have dark brown hair.

807
00:39:19,719 --> 00:39:21,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, look at these eyebrows.

808
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:22,560
Speaker 2: They're natural.

809
00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:26,880
Speaker 1: I look like a clown probably, But I my friend

810
00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:31,120
Speaker 1: Ira is a friend. But he has since moved to

811
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:34,440
Speaker 1: San Diego. But he introduced me to this group. And

812
00:39:34,480 --> 00:39:38,200
Speaker 1: I keep going to these seven am meetups, and and

813
00:39:38,239 --> 00:39:40,600
Speaker 1: I think it's become kind of obvious that they don't

814
00:39:40,640 --> 00:39:42,240
Speaker 1: really care if I'm there.

815
00:39:42,480 --> 00:39:44,520
Speaker 2: So I don't know if I'm gonna keep going.

816
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:48,160
Speaker 5: Have you gone and given them gift bags or anything

817
00:39:48,280 --> 00:39:51,200
Speaker 5: extended yourself in any way you make a friendship.

818
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:56,160
Speaker 1: I have not brought them gifts I have made to Yeah,

819
00:39:56,280 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 1: I haven't. I haven't done much. Yeah, and maybe I

820
00:40:01,560 --> 00:40:04,520
Speaker 1: need to try. I need to extend myself a little more.

821
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:07,560
Speaker 2: What was the skateboard company that sent you decks and

822
00:40:07,640 --> 00:40:09,840
Speaker 2: T shirts? Girl? Girl?

823
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:13,040
Speaker 5: What if you brought you're like, hey, guys, I'm and look,

824
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:14,879
Speaker 5: I realized this is a white lie, but it might

825
00:40:14,960 --> 00:40:17,880
Speaker 5: get you in a little further. Hey, I own girl,

826
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:22,319
Speaker 5: it's my I'm good friends with Spike Jones. And then

827
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:25,200
Speaker 5: you hand out decks to them and see.

828
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:28,480
Speaker 1: These guys actually know those people. Probably it would just

829
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:30,040
Speaker 1: be it's just backfire.

830
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:34,120
Speaker 2: They're like super embarrassing. Yeah, yeah, that's my brother in law.

831
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:37,920
Speaker 2: How dare you? I'll I'll fight you in the river bank.

832
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:40,120
Speaker 2: I just thought, oh God, I hope I won't have

833
00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:43,400
Speaker 2: to fight down by the river. Well, I thought at

834
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:47,560
Speaker 2: this point, Brooks Wheeland waiting in the reeds to vacuu ups.

835
00:40:47,719 --> 00:40:53,560
Speaker 1: Brooks Whelan has this brother that is Dave Bautista, giant,

836
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:56,680
Speaker 1: like a bodybuilder, and he showed me pictures of him,

837
00:40:56,719 --> 00:41:00,360
Speaker 1: and I was laughing out loud because it's his older

838
00:41:00,440 --> 00:41:03,319
Speaker 1: sibling and he's just a big he looks like the

839
00:41:03,440 --> 00:41:04,320
Speaker 1: rock or something.

840
00:41:04,480 --> 00:41:07,279
Speaker 2: It was just really funny. He showed me that when

841
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:08,480
Speaker 2: we're down by the river.

842
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:10,040
Speaker 1: Me and the boys, we show each other a lot

843
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:11,600
Speaker 1: of photos of our families.

844
00:41:12,719 --> 00:41:15,320
Speaker 2: He pulled up a bunch of his brothers.

845
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:17,879
Speaker 1: And in the light was hitting the water just right.

846
00:41:19,480 --> 00:41:23,520
Speaker 2: And man, he's got a muscular older brother. And then

847
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:28,560
Speaker 2: this crane swept by, I don't know, drinking Mickey's Big

848
00:41:28,600 --> 00:41:30,799
Speaker 2: Mouse and looking at family albums.

849
00:41:31,480 --> 00:41:36,839
Speaker 1: It's like down by the river, Yeah it's very mid eighties, yes,

850
00:41:37,440 --> 00:41:38,400
Speaker 1: but yeah, I don't know.

851
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:39,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, these skateboarders.

852
00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:41,960
Speaker 1: I thought at some point i'd advance and get better

853
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,759
Speaker 1: and they'd be like, hey, you have a lot of

854
00:41:44,760 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 1: old skills that are surfacing, but I've kind of leveled out.

855
00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:48,840
Speaker 2: I'm not getting much better.

856
00:41:50,160 --> 00:41:52,600
Speaker 5: They would be like, you made such great progress, Chris,

857
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:54,200
Speaker 5: and they'd go kind of rally around you.

858
00:41:54,239 --> 00:41:57,000
Speaker 1: That was a day everyone left a little early and

859
00:41:57,040 --> 00:42:00,319
Speaker 1: no one said good goodbye to me. Oh, I think

860
00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:02,080
Speaker 1: I need to find a new group, Karen.

861
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:07,439
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's good. I don't like that for you. That's

862
00:42:07,480 --> 00:42:10,279
Speaker 2: all right. Not everyone needs to like me.

863
00:42:11,040 --> 00:42:13,480
Speaker 5: But here's the thing about I think skateboarders are so

864
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:17,160
Speaker 5: chill that it's not like I think you kind of

865
00:42:17,160 --> 00:42:19,800
Speaker 5: get the same treatment either way. Right, It's just about

866
00:42:19,840 --> 00:42:21,879
Speaker 5: all they give a shit about is their obsessive need

867
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:24,439
Speaker 5: to land the move they're working on. Right, So they're

868
00:42:24,480 --> 00:42:27,759
Speaker 5: not going, oh, Chris with his half clean shirt is here.

869
00:42:28,280 --> 00:42:30,320
Speaker 5: They're just doing their thing and if you want to

870
00:42:30,320 --> 00:42:31,720
Speaker 5: be there, fine and whatever.

871
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:36,400
Speaker 2: You are so right, and I thank you for saying that.

872
00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:37,960
Speaker 2: You're right. They aren't even thinking.

873
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:42,000
Speaker 1: My whole life, I've always thought, oh, no one likes

874
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:45,760
Speaker 1: me or but the fact is they're just not thinking

875
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:48,480
Speaker 1: about you. They're thinking about their own stuff, and it's

876
00:42:48,520 --> 00:42:51,520
Speaker 1: not about you. And I have a weird it's almost

877
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:53,960
Speaker 1: like a narcissism in me that I need them to

878
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 1: be reacting to my existence. Yes, it's important, Yeah, it

879
00:42:58,600 --> 00:43:01,680
Speaker 1: really is. In the long run, I should be Maybe

880
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:03,640
Speaker 1: i'd be a little better if I was less worried

881
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:06,319
Speaker 1: about what they think and I was more thinking about my.

882
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:08,239
Speaker 2: Moves well, or that.

883
00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:10,680
Speaker 5: Or you could sleep with one with one of their

884
00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:13,920
Speaker 5: wives and then get in that way where suddenly everyone's

885
00:43:13,920 --> 00:43:16,759
Speaker 5: talking about who is this Fairbanks guy? Why does he

886
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 5: have such a hold on the group.

887
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:18,919
Speaker 2: You're right.

888
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 1: The minute I showed up today, I did think I

889
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:26,239
Speaker 1: should sleep with one of your wives. But COVID distancing,

890
00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:29,360
Speaker 1: They all wind kids, they seem like nice people.

891
00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:33,960
Speaker 2: I'd be shattering family. Sleep later. Look, you got to

892
00:43:34,000 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 2: make your mark. Whoever has to pay for that. That's

893
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:41,760
Speaker 2: not your proversion of Shoot first, ask questions later, Test first?

894
00:43:41,800 --> 00:43:46,320
Speaker 2: What is it? Test first? Sleep of people? Okay, gotcha, gotcha.

895
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:50,720
Speaker 1: Don't say until you see the whites of their brand

896
00:43:50,719 --> 00:43:58,600
Speaker 1: new wow babies. Oh it's terrible. I'm not sleeping with anyone, Karen.

897
00:43:58,760 --> 00:43:59,880
Speaker 1: I'm living like a monk.

898
00:44:00,480 --> 00:44:01,200
Speaker 2: Look we all are.

899
00:44:01,560 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 5: That's also I think a really powerful part of quarantine

900
00:44:06,560 --> 00:44:09,040
Speaker 5: for the people that there's lots of people who are

901
00:44:09,040 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 5: in relationships and at this point they're absolutely miserable and

902
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:15,560
Speaker 5: God bless them all. And then there's the people who

903
00:44:15,560 --> 00:44:22,160
Speaker 5: aren't in relationships and they're feeling a hopelessness as to

904
00:44:22,239 --> 00:44:25,480
Speaker 5: the level of which that they've never experienced before. That's

905
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:27,719
Speaker 5: everyone is very unhappy.

906
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:33,399
Speaker 1: I have never vacuumed with sexual frustration before.

907
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:36,600
Speaker 2: But it is a thorough job, and.

908
00:44:36,719 --> 00:44:39,840
Speaker 5: It almost certains into its own sexual experience after a while.

909
00:44:40,160 --> 00:44:46,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just yeah, it is my own. It's orgasmic

910
00:44:46,080 --> 00:44:48,400
Speaker 1: that I was thinking of getting a new carpet, but

911
00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:50,680
Speaker 1: I think I can just keep working on this one

912
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:54,240
Speaker 1: with some of my erotic energy that I've been putting

913
00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:54,680
Speaker 1: into it.

914
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:57,239
Speaker 5: Yeah, put the energy in and bring the carpet back

915
00:44:57,280 --> 00:44:59,839
Speaker 5: to life. Don't get a new one, just bring it.

916
00:45:00,360 --> 00:45:02,160
Speaker 5: Vacuum out every last piece of dirt.

917
00:45:02,320 --> 00:45:07,840
Speaker 1: But I want one of those round, natural ones.

918
00:45:08,360 --> 00:45:11,040
Speaker 5: Like the ones that look like somebody braided a big

919
00:45:11,040 --> 00:45:12,280
Speaker 5: old shitty rug together.

920
00:45:12,480 --> 00:45:14,920
Speaker 2: Thank all the pieces, all the material pieces.

921
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:18,640
Speaker 1: It's very macrome owl on the floor looking carpet. Yeah,

922
00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:19,520
Speaker 1: I want one of these.

923
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:21,640
Speaker 5: The first it's the first carpet you step in when

924
00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:22,840
Speaker 5: you walk into the lake house.

925
00:45:23,160 --> 00:45:26,680
Speaker 1: Yes, I want a lake house carpet. Sure, yeah, we

926
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:27,040
Speaker 1: all do.

927
00:45:27,480 --> 00:45:28,360
Speaker 2: Hey, we all do.

928
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 5: Look, that is your next step toward a relationship is

929
00:45:32,160 --> 00:45:38,720
Speaker 5: get get carpets that people who love cottages would admire.

930
00:45:38,920 --> 00:45:42,400
Speaker 5: And then that will draw like a moth to a flame.

931
00:45:43,200 --> 00:45:44,919
Speaker 5: You'll have ladies in and out.

932
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:48,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it'll and it'll be good talking. Boy, It's good.

933
00:45:48,239 --> 00:45:50,879
Speaker 1: It's a good conversation starter. Carpet here?

934
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:54,920
Speaker 2: What would that? What would that sound like? That conversation starter? Uh?

935
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:59,319
Speaker 1: Thank you for asking? Uh that that's me saying that

936
00:45:59,360 --> 00:46:03,360
Speaker 1: to you. Here's the conversation. Oh, you've come over. Perhaps

937
00:46:03,360 --> 00:46:07,040
Speaker 1: you'd like to take off your shoes before you walk.

938
00:46:07,040 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 1: I'm my goddamn new carpet. That backfired.

939
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:13,880
Speaker 5: That seems aggressive, It got weird. Your voice was real low.

940
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:17,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, very threatening. Well I haven't had a lot

941
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:20,520
Speaker 1: of practice being around people. So let's try again.

942
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:21,120
Speaker 2: You.

943
00:46:21,200 --> 00:46:25,040
Speaker 1: Hey, do you like my new round, natural colored carpet.

944
00:46:25,320 --> 00:46:28,279
Speaker 1: Go ahead and walk right across it. I don't care

945
00:46:28,280 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 1: if it gets dirty. I just want to get to

946
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:31,480
Speaker 1: know you. What do you think.

947
00:46:32,840 --> 00:46:35,280
Speaker 2: That was awful so many different ways.

948
00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:40,279
Speaker 5: Okay, you told me where to walk, Okay, I also

949
00:46:40,320 --> 00:46:43,120
Speaker 5: don't want to take my shoes off in a stranger's apartment.

950
00:46:43,280 --> 00:46:45,200
Speaker 1: No, I said leave them on the second time, I

951
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:47,120
Speaker 1: was like, go ahead and walk wherever you want. You

952
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:48,960
Speaker 1: have the freedom to march across.

953
00:46:49,280 --> 00:46:50,839
Speaker 5: I thought you were doing a thing where you were

954
00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:54,279
Speaker 5: super into like your your foot guy, and you're into

955
00:46:54,680 --> 00:46:56,960
Speaker 5: bare feet. And then you're like, walk all over my

956
00:46:57,040 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 5: dirty apartment with your feet, Like I'm going to start

957
00:46:59,680 --> 00:47:01,560
Speaker 5: taking pictures and posting them on Wiki.

958
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:05,080
Speaker 1: I don't have that much pent up sexual energy. And

959
00:47:05,120 --> 00:47:09,240
Speaker 1: I don't understand these feet people, to be honest. Eating

960
00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:12,560
Speaker 1: the most beautiful foot, the most ugly knobby foot with

961
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:16,880
Speaker 1: corns and bunions. I'm unaffected either way. I just don't

962
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:20,520
Speaker 1: pay attention to feet. Does that make me toenails? I

963
00:47:20,600 --> 00:47:22,160
Speaker 1: do you know?

964
00:47:22,280 --> 00:47:24,080
Speaker 2: What do you look for in a toenail? Criss?

965
00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:27,200
Speaker 1: Just for them to not look like you've been kicking

966
00:47:27,400 --> 00:47:33,520
Speaker 1: tree stumps all day. Just take care of them, you know.

967
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 2: But other than that, you have no requirements.

968
00:47:36,239 --> 00:47:38,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't need feet to be all supple.

969
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:41,360
Speaker 2: I don't need them to not be ugly.

970
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:44,240
Speaker 1: I just need everyone in the world to wear shoes.

971
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:47,000
Speaker 1: I have the opposite of a foot fetish.

972
00:47:47,320 --> 00:47:48,440
Speaker 2: You want to cover them up.

973
00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:50,960
Speaker 1: I want the world to wear combat boots.

974
00:47:51,680 --> 00:47:53,839
Speaker 5: Let me ask you a question you have So say

975
00:47:53,840 --> 00:47:57,600
Speaker 5: you have your beautiful woven natural rug in the circular

976
00:47:57,640 --> 00:47:58,880
Speaker 5: one that's right in your doorway.

977
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:01,160
Speaker 2: I have a dog eared on Amazon ready to order.

978
00:48:01,280 --> 00:48:04,840
Speaker 5: Yes, so imagine that that's been delivered in three weeks

979
00:48:04,840 --> 00:48:07,239
Speaker 5: from now, and you have it thrown down. And there's

980
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:10,239
Speaker 5: a gal and she's taken her shoes off outside and

981
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:11,440
Speaker 5: she walks into your apartment.

982
00:48:11,480 --> 00:48:12,399
Speaker 2: You're like, this is it?

983
00:48:12,880 --> 00:48:16,960
Speaker 5: And then her feet are so dry and calloused that

984
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:19,839
Speaker 5: they actually catch on that carpet and drag it with

985
00:48:19,920 --> 00:48:24,239
Speaker 5: them into the rest of the house. What's your call there?

986
00:48:24,320 --> 00:48:26,120
Speaker 5: What's the next play there?

987
00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:28,919
Speaker 1: First of all, I think that her feet are dry

988
00:48:28,960 --> 00:48:33,239
Speaker 1: because she's been putting hand sanitizer on them. You know

989
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:35,880
Speaker 1: it drives the skin. You don't You only need to

990
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:39,279
Speaker 1: do that with your hands. I sing the Birthday Song

991
00:48:39,360 --> 00:48:42,040
Speaker 1: twice as I wash my hands, and then I sing

992
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:43,880
Speaker 1: it a second time as I wash my feet.

993
00:48:44,320 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 2: You don't need to do that.

994
00:48:46,080 --> 00:48:49,480
Speaker 1: You just need to keep Also, she's not coming in

995
00:48:50,239 --> 00:48:51,440
Speaker 1: while you're washing your feet.

996
00:48:51,560 --> 00:48:52,239
Speaker 2: No one is.

997
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:54,879
Speaker 1: Coming into my apartment. This is going to be a

998
00:48:54,920 --> 00:48:58,360
Speaker 1: meet and greet at the door. Oh, I will open

999
00:48:58,360 --> 00:49:01,160
Speaker 1: the door and say, look in here. I got this

1000
00:49:01,200 --> 00:49:04,080
Speaker 1: new carpet, but you can't come in. Good, good, So

1001
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:07,279
Speaker 1: and the fact that you really it's kind of a

1002
00:49:07,360 --> 00:49:11,040
Speaker 1: horrifying situation. You're saying, her feet are so dry that

1003
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:12,880
Speaker 1: they snaged the carpet.

1004
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:17,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, oh god. So she has the face. It

1005
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:20,240
Speaker 2: looks she is the face of an angel. Angels angel

1006
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:22,960
Speaker 2: she is, she's your dream lady from when you were

1007
00:49:22,960 --> 00:49:23,800
Speaker 2: twelve years old.

1008
00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:27,560
Speaker 1: But her feet are eagle talents.

1009
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:31,280
Speaker 5: It looks like crusty Italian bread that have hooked onto

1010
00:49:31,280 --> 00:49:31,880
Speaker 5: this carpet.

1011
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:32,920
Speaker 2: That's also natural.

1012
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:38,160
Speaker 5: Oh, the two naturally naturally occurring items nixed together. And

1013
00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 5: then she it looks like she's wearing one big almost

1014
00:49:40,719 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 5: like a one big what are those called snow a snowshoe.

1015
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:49,400
Speaker 5: Shit's your rug and she's wearing it all around your apartment.

1016
00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:50,800
Speaker 2: Okay, you win, Karen.

1017
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:54,120
Speaker 1: I guess I do have some opinions about feet.

1018
00:49:54,400 --> 00:49:57,000
Speaker 2: I told you, I knew I was going to prove it.

1019
00:49:57,080 --> 00:49:58,040
Speaker 2: You beat it out of me.

1020
00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:02,560
Speaker 1: I would maybe ask La, the lady whose feet snag

1021
00:50:02,719 --> 00:50:06,439
Speaker 1: my carpet and make it free, I would possibly ask

1022
00:50:06,480 --> 00:50:07,320
Speaker 1: to leave my home.

1023
00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:09,680
Speaker 5: You know what you could do, I'm going to solve

1024
00:50:09,719 --> 00:50:12,160
Speaker 5: this problem that I made up for you. Is like

1025
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:14,839
Speaker 5: you're saying, you go, hey, can we have a hallway hang?

1026
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:19,040
Speaker 5: I realized I am more comfortable that way. You actually

1027
00:50:19,080 --> 00:50:22,719
Speaker 5: give it a term like that Chris's hallway hangs. Then

1028
00:50:22,760 --> 00:50:24,799
Speaker 5: she can see it, she can visualize it. Oh, I

1029
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:27,640
Speaker 5: belong out here with this one big rugshoe. Oh yeah,

1030
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:30,120
Speaker 5: And I'll stand in the hallway and talk to him.

1031
00:50:31,040 --> 00:50:32,799
Speaker 1: So as long as I give it a name like

1032
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:34,200
Speaker 1: it's a popular thing to.

1033
00:50:34,200 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 5: Do, it's just the thing you do every day at four,

1034
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:37,960
Speaker 5: it's Chris's hallway hang.

1035
00:50:38,200 --> 00:50:41,040
Speaker 2: Yeah. Like with my buddy Jim, we have stoop drinks.

1036
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:44,200
Speaker 1: We go out on a stoop and then he says

1037
00:50:44,280 --> 00:50:46,839
Speaker 1: that shit want to have a stoop drink, And I'm like, yeah,

1038
00:50:46,880 --> 00:50:49,239
Speaker 1: I know what that is. I've become comfortable with that

1039
00:50:49,360 --> 00:50:50,600
Speaker 1: saying I have to come up with this.

1040
00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:51,879
Speaker 2: Jim one of the skateboarders.

1041
00:50:52,120 --> 00:50:55,640
Speaker 1: No, no, he's a he's a regular friend that actually

1042
00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:56,040
Speaker 1: likes me.

1043
00:50:58,600 --> 00:50:59,959
Speaker 2: He cares about my well being.

1044
00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:03,759
Speaker 1: I was going to tell those guys today, I'm going

1045
00:51:03,800 --> 00:51:05,160
Speaker 1: to be gone for a couple of weeks.

1046
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:07,160
Speaker 2: I'm going to go to Montana. But I didn't even

1047
00:51:07,239 --> 00:51:10,720
Speaker 2: bother you'd be like, guys, guys, you can still hang

1048
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:14,040
Speaker 2: totally cool with me. I'm not going to be here though, So.

1049
00:51:14,360 --> 00:51:18,080
Speaker 1: There's a slim chance sometime in a couple of weeks

1050
00:51:18,120 --> 00:51:20,520
Speaker 1: they'll all be at Costco and they'll be like, Hey,

1051
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:24,480
Speaker 1: where's Chris. We just realized we miss him. Yes, that

1052
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:26,560
Speaker 1: kind of smelly little guy.

1053
00:51:27,800 --> 00:51:34,000
Speaker 2: They're going to be like, hey, we finally stuck that Allie. Yeah,

1054
00:51:34,160 --> 00:51:38,439
Speaker 2: Allie's flip a mick flip? Uh the mick whatever called?

1055
00:51:38,719 --> 00:51:42,040
Speaker 1: Uh just say a tray flip, Like say it. We

1056
00:51:42,040 --> 00:51:44,200
Speaker 1: were working on our three sixty flips the other day.

1057
00:51:45,040 --> 00:51:45,920
Speaker 1: Three sixty flip.

1058
00:51:46,000 --> 00:51:50,440
Speaker 2: It's so they finally yeah, three sixties now, and then

1059
00:51:50,520 --> 00:51:54,919
Speaker 2: they finally have the chance to focus on something outside themselves, right,

1060
00:51:54,960 --> 00:51:57,000
Speaker 2: which is a painful thing for them because they had

1061
00:51:57,040 --> 00:51:58,080
Speaker 2: hard childhoods.

1062
00:51:58,440 --> 00:52:00,360
Speaker 5: Yeah, and that's the reason that they scaped in the

1063
00:52:00,360 --> 00:52:02,920
Speaker 5: first place, is just to get away from the screaming

1064
00:52:03,320 --> 00:52:04,520
Speaker 5: and the light abuse.

1065
00:52:04,760 --> 00:52:06,879
Speaker 2: You mean, now, you bring up a good point.

1066
00:52:06,920 --> 00:52:09,440
Speaker 1: I've asked none of these guys about their childhoods.

1067
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:12,200
Speaker 2: Get in. That's way I can ext it myself. Bring

1068
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:12,720
Speaker 2: a gift.

1069
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:14,800
Speaker 1: Ask about what it was like when they were kids.

1070
00:52:15,160 --> 00:52:17,719
Speaker 2: You're like, did you grow up similar to any of

1071
00:52:17,719 --> 00:52:18,920
Speaker 2: the dog town z boys?

1072
00:52:19,880 --> 00:52:23,120
Speaker 5: Just ask that first and they'll love that. They'll know

1073
00:52:23,200 --> 00:52:24,319
Speaker 5: you saw the documentary.

1074
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:28,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, which any core skateboarder does. They bring up that dog.

1075
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:32,839
Speaker 5: I feel like you're playing with not that they're mean,

1076
00:52:33,040 --> 00:52:38,399
Speaker 5: but like skateboarders as a hanging group seem very it's

1077
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:43,759
Speaker 5: borderline surfing where it's very clicky and like locals only

1078
00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:45,640
Speaker 5: type stuff. I mean, it feels like you're playing with

1079
00:52:45,680 --> 00:52:47,720
Speaker 5: fire here, even though they're fifty.

1080
00:52:48,360 --> 00:52:52,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's my experience hasn't been it's always like quirky,

1081
00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:55,839
Speaker 1: creative kids. But you're right, this feels very much like

1082
00:52:55,880 --> 00:52:59,239
Speaker 1: we're all meeting at a surf spot and it's kind

1083
00:52:59,239 --> 00:53:03,560
Speaker 1: of territory. That's exactly how it is. You're hitting all

1084
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:06,720
Speaker 1: the nails on the heads. So here's the serration today.

1085
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:11,000
Speaker 5: Here's what I think. When you were in Montana, get

1086
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:14,879
Speaker 5: everyone a little souvenir, and so when you come back,

1087
00:53:15,200 --> 00:53:17,799
Speaker 5: here's this is a snow globe with the mountain range

1088
00:53:17,840 --> 00:53:19,600
Speaker 5: that I looked at as a child.

1089
00:53:19,680 --> 00:53:22,839
Speaker 2: Sure, okay, and that's for you, Rudy, you're so good.

1090
00:53:22,960 --> 00:53:24,880
Speaker 2: What if I gave them all snow globes?

1091
00:53:25,280 --> 00:53:29,520
Speaker 1: I just this one, says Glacier National Park. I hope

1092
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:30,319
Speaker 1: you enjoy it.

1093
00:53:30,719 --> 00:53:32,000
Speaker 2: Yep, they're all wrapped.

1094
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:36,080
Speaker 5: Yeah, you really take a moment. After the session's over.

1095
00:53:36,640 --> 00:53:39,160
Speaker 1: I'll bring them stick you know what I will pick up.

1096
00:53:39,200 --> 00:53:41,800
Speaker 1: I'll pick some stickers up and I'll give them stickers

1097
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:45,399
Speaker 1: from my local friends skate shop. Maybe they'll appreciate that.

1098
00:53:45,760 --> 00:53:51,120
Speaker 5: Great, Yes, But then I would also something to remember

1099
00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:53,200
Speaker 5: the state by. You know, maybe they've never had a

1100
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:55,160
Speaker 5: chance to go to Montana, so you can.

1101
00:53:55,040 --> 00:53:59,160
Speaker 2: Say these are our fresh blueberries. What have you?

1102
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:01,560
Speaker 1: What if I had dry through Glacier Park, take some

1103
00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:04,120
Speaker 1: pictures and just show them pictures on my phone.

1104
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:06,839
Speaker 2: Is that enough of a gift. It's not. That's not

1105
00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:07,200
Speaker 2: a gift.

1106
00:54:07,280 --> 00:54:10,160
Speaker 1: Look at this, it's going to the sun Road. It's beautiful.

1107
00:54:10,239 --> 00:54:11,440
Speaker 1: All right, that's enough.

1108
00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:17,480
Speaker 2: That's enough. You look, looks don't touch? Yeah, everyone looked.

1109
00:54:17,480 --> 00:54:19,799
Speaker 5: Don't touch is the most devastating thing someone could say

1110
00:54:19,800 --> 00:54:22,719
Speaker 5: to you. And you're just like, look at my thing, look,

1111
00:54:22,800 --> 00:54:23,400
Speaker 5: don't touch.

1112
00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:29,239
Speaker 1: Oh God, Yeah, that was that seems abusive. That's yeah, Yeah,

1113
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:32,200
Speaker 1: that's a that's a real say it don't spray it thing.

1114
00:54:32,960 --> 00:54:36,279
Speaker 1: I have a speech, I'm working on it. I have

1115
00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:38,319
Speaker 1: a tongue thrust. You think I asked for it. It

1116
00:54:38,360 --> 00:54:40,800
Speaker 1: was a gift from God. I don't need some popular

1117
00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:43,440
Speaker 1: kid saying say it, don't spray it. I need the news,

1118
00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:48,359
Speaker 1: not the weather. You're hurting my feelings. Sorry, spit.

1119
00:54:48,480 --> 00:54:52,400
Speaker 2: Did you spit on kids? It sounds like a lot, Karen,

1120
00:54:52,760 --> 00:54:54,320
Speaker 2: A lot. Yeah.

1121
00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:59,160
Speaker 1: I was a spitter and a nose picker. I found

1122
00:55:00,360 --> 00:55:02,920
Speaker 1: Actually this isn't I was gonna say. It was my story.

1123
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:06,279
Speaker 1: My friend Ross, he liked this girl and then he

1124
00:55:06,360 --> 00:55:10,600
Speaker 1: found a note in the playground and it was a

1125
00:55:10,760 --> 00:55:13,399
Speaker 1: note that one girl had written to another. And she said,

1126
00:55:13,400 --> 00:55:16,320
Speaker 1: I sure like Ross. He's really cute, but he picks

1127
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:19,320
Speaker 1: his nose a lot. And I just remember now, I

1128
00:55:19,719 --> 00:55:22,080
Speaker 1: was thinking, well that that note could have been about me.

1129
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:25,279
Speaker 2: Look, I just did it. Yeah, but that's not the

1130
00:55:25,280 --> 00:55:28,120
Speaker 2: same pinching the side of your nostril because there's a

1131
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:31,759
Speaker 2: little itch or maybe there's something going on. Yes, it's passable.

1132
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:33,879
Speaker 5: No to do it in your car when you're by

1133
00:55:33,880 --> 00:55:36,440
Speaker 5: yourself and this was zoom a zoom call.

1134
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:40,120
Speaker 1: But what what kind of a kid in sixth grade

1135
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:42,960
Speaker 1: takes out a tiss to you and blows their nose

1136
00:55:43,000 --> 00:55:47,160
Speaker 1: all loud and making sure the whole classroom looks back

1137
00:55:47,200 --> 00:55:49,840
Speaker 1: at them. You.

1138
00:55:49,880 --> 00:55:53,439
Speaker 5: No, you're acting like the only choice is to pick

1139
00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:59,080
Speaker 5: your nose at school. Why don't boys understand that every

1140
00:55:59,120 --> 00:56:02,319
Speaker 5: move you make it school will absolutely be talked about

1141
00:56:02,320 --> 00:56:04,480
Speaker 5: and held against you. Yeah, Like, if you want to

1142
00:56:04,480 --> 00:56:07,000
Speaker 5: pick your nose, that's for you to do in the

1143
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:10,160
Speaker 5: privacy of your bedroom with the music turned out.

1144
00:56:10,280 --> 00:56:11,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, totally yeah.

1145
00:56:11,960 --> 00:56:16,279
Speaker 1: But listening to punk rock, Yeah, that's how you get

1146
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:19,520
Speaker 1: a nose bleed. I picked my nose to Roxy music.

1147
00:56:22,120 --> 00:56:23,640
Speaker 2: Because you're fucking stylish.

1148
00:56:23,760 --> 00:56:29,360
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, okay, uh yeah, thank god I kicked that habit.

1149
00:56:30,360 --> 00:56:36,920
Speaker 5: It's a love picking picking, picking a love. I couldn't

1150
00:56:36,920 --> 00:56:38,719
Speaker 5: think of it roxy music songs, so I just went

1151
00:56:38,880 --> 00:56:39,759
Speaker 5: I went with that one.

1152
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,319
Speaker 1: Well, get on Spotify and rediscover.

1153
00:56:41,840 --> 00:56:50,120
Speaker 2: Them abb alone picking your nose to avalon Ah, that's funny.

1154
00:56:50,800 --> 00:56:53,640
Speaker 1: Oh god, Ross, I'm sorry I told a story about

1155
00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:54,520
Speaker 1: the note you found.

1156
00:56:54,680 --> 00:56:58,120
Speaker 2: If you're listening Ross, listen, Wait, what grade was that in?

1157
00:56:58,640 --> 00:56:58,799
Speaker 5: Oh?

1158
00:56:58,880 --> 00:57:01,279
Speaker 2: Like sixth grade, because you know, it's funny.

1159
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:03,240
Speaker 5: April and I were talking about it. We were laughing

1160
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:05,319
Speaker 5: so hard at all the things that happened to you

1161
00:57:05,360 --> 00:57:08,200
Speaker 5: that are bad in like junior high in high school.

1162
00:57:08,360 --> 00:57:12,359
Speaker 2: Yeah that you cause she, like she and Millie had.

1163
00:57:12,719 --> 00:57:14,520
Speaker 5: We're talking about somebody they went to high school with

1164
00:57:15,200 --> 00:57:18,360
Speaker 5: and how like they were popular in high school and

1165
00:57:18,440 --> 00:57:22,000
Speaker 5: not and not, you know whatever, life didn't do well

1166
00:57:22,040 --> 00:57:24,760
Speaker 5: by them, and that whole idea of like thank god

1167
00:57:25,000 --> 00:57:27,760
Speaker 5: we didn't peak in high school. But as we were

1168
00:57:27,760 --> 00:57:29,920
Speaker 5: talking about it, I'm like totally. But then I thought

1169
00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:32,640
Speaker 5: to myself, where I'm like, no, but I've been so

1170
00:57:34,920 --> 00:57:38,360
Speaker 5: you know, fueled by like I didn't I wasn't popular

1171
00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:40,160
Speaker 5: in high school and how much it bothered me and

1172
00:57:40,760 --> 00:57:43,240
Speaker 5: how much I wanted to like prove that I'm popular

1173
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:44,080
Speaker 5: or whatever.

1174
00:57:44,200 --> 00:57:45,960
Speaker 2: And it's like, but you can't.

1175
00:57:46,040 --> 00:57:48,240
Speaker 5: You look back and like the people that were popular

1176
00:57:48,480 --> 00:57:50,920
Speaker 5: weren't funny or cool.

1177
00:57:51,080 --> 00:57:54,640
Speaker 2: It was just this weird they played football or yeah yeah,

1178
00:57:54,720 --> 00:57:56,040
Speaker 2: or they were just for the girls.

1179
00:57:56,040 --> 00:57:58,560
Speaker 5: It was like they were all pocket sized, small or

1180
00:57:59,000 --> 00:58:01,400
Speaker 5: just had weird per thick faces or whatever. But like

1181
00:58:02,200 --> 00:58:04,880
Speaker 5: but then went on to kind of like muck around

1182
00:58:04,920 --> 00:58:07,560
Speaker 5: in reality and not have a very good time because

1183
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:10,400
Speaker 5: no one gave a shit about them once high school

1184
00:58:10,440 --> 00:58:10,720
Speaker 5: was over.

1185
00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:12,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's sad to think about it. I feel bad

1186
00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:15,000
Speaker 1: for that. I haven't been to a high school reunion.

1187
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:17,200
Speaker 1: I don't think I want to be confronted by that stuff.

1188
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:20,240
Speaker 1: But you're right. I didn't like high school. I thought

1189
00:58:20,240 --> 00:58:22,800
Speaker 1: no one liked me until the very end, Like senior year,

1190
00:58:22,880 --> 00:58:25,360
Speaker 1: I was like, wait, a lot of these people like me.

1191
00:58:25,480 --> 00:58:27,480
Speaker 1: And then I had so much fun in college and

1192
00:58:27,520 --> 00:58:31,000
Speaker 1: made friends right away. It's like, maybe it was just

1193
00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:33,120
Speaker 1: my high school was haunted.

1194
00:58:34,200 --> 00:58:38,240
Speaker 5: No, it was ghosts that made you unpopular, not you're

1195
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:39,600
Speaker 5: constant nose picking.

1196
00:58:40,520 --> 00:58:42,160
Speaker 2: Hey, I curved that.

1197
00:58:42,320 --> 00:58:44,600
Speaker 1: But no, you're right, I picked all through high school.

1198
00:58:45,160 --> 00:58:47,560
Speaker 2: But would you actually do it like in a class?

1199
00:58:47,720 --> 00:58:50,160
Speaker 1: Oh am, I gonna have a hanky in my back

1200
00:58:50,200 --> 00:58:51,920
Speaker 1: pocket like some kind of a grandpa.

1201
00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:54,920
Speaker 2: How is that worse than putting your finger in your

1202
00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:55,640
Speaker 2: fucking nose?

1203
00:58:55,800 --> 00:58:58,520
Speaker 1: It's just more convenient for who?

1204
00:58:58,840 --> 00:59:00,959
Speaker 2: What about those around you?

1205
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:04,080
Speaker 1: I was real secretive. No one ever saw me, no

1206
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:07,080
Speaker 1: one ever caught me. I was real good sleight of hand,

1207
00:59:07,120 --> 00:59:08,320
Speaker 1: it was early magic.

1208
00:59:08,920 --> 00:59:10,320
Speaker 2: Why wouldn't you wait to go into the.

1209
00:59:10,320 --> 00:59:13,960
Speaker 1: Bathroom because there's so many germs. That's the last place

1210
00:59:14,000 --> 00:59:17,560
Speaker 1: you could use your fingers for anything.

1211
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:19,720
Speaker 2: Have you ever picked your nose in front of the

1212
00:59:19,760 --> 00:59:22,560
Speaker 2: skateboard crew? Oh god? Probably?

1213
00:59:25,760 --> 00:59:30,080
Speaker 1: Oh god, group, those guys are never gonna like me.

1214
00:59:32,920 --> 00:59:35,200
Speaker 2: All right, Well, what are your final thoughts? Chris?

1215
00:59:36,320 --> 00:59:40,600
Speaker 1: If you haven't watched my special Rescue Cactus, I made

1216
00:59:40,600 --> 00:59:43,600
Speaker 1: it a little easier and it is now on Chris

1217
00:59:43,600 --> 00:59:48,560
Speaker 1: Fairbanks Comedy Special dot com or Rescue Cactus dot com

1218
00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:52,080
Speaker 1: great as well as where Narley. But yeah, it's on vimeo.

1219
00:59:52,320 --> 00:59:56,360
Speaker 1: Please watch it. Uh, we're getting close to our goal

1220
00:59:57,400 --> 01:00:02,400
Speaker 1: of paying for it, and yeah, thank you. That's all.

1221
01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:03,440
Speaker 1: That's all I have to plug.

1222
01:00:03,440 --> 01:00:06,280
Speaker 5: How about you, Karen, I don't have anything to plug.

1223
01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:10,720
Speaker 5: Although there's a documentary that I watched the other night.

1224
01:00:11,400 --> 01:00:15,200
Speaker 5: We keep watching these documentaries and there's this documentary called

1225
01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:19,280
Speaker 5: Recorded I believe, and it's the Marianne Stokes Project.

1226
01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:23,560
Speaker 2: There was a woman in Philadelphia, I believe.

1227
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:26,360
Speaker 5: In the all through the eighties and nineties and early

1228
01:00:26,400 --> 01:00:31,320
Speaker 5: two thousands who recorded twenty four hours of television news

1229
01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:34,480
Speaker 5: every day. She had a whole system of VCRs in

1230
01:00:34,520 --> 01:00:37,880
Speaker 5: her apartment. It's the most fascinating story. And she was

1231
01:00:37,960 --> 01:00:42,680
Speaker 5: this really, really intelligent, kind of like almost of the

1232
01:00:42,720 --> 01:00:47,760
Speaker 5: intelligentsia of the local culture woman. And she was black

1233
01:00:47,840 --> 01:00:50,840
Speaker 5: and she hosted a television show like that was on PBS.

1234
01:00:51,120 --> 01:00:54,160
Speaker 5: It's the most fascinating story. We were like blown away.

1235
01:00:54,440 --> 01:00:55,760
Speaker 5: It was really I'm going to watch it.

1236
01:00:55,800 --> 01:00:58,600
Speaker 1: I want to ask why she was recording all that,

1237
01:00:58,720 --> 01:01:01,040
Speaker 1: but it's probably in the documentary and I should just

1238
01:01:01,120 --> 01:01:01,520
Speaker 1: watch it.

1239
01:01:01,760 --> 01:01:04,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, you should. It's really good. It's really good.

1240
01:01:05,240 --> 01:01:07,720
Speaker 1: Well, I'm going to watch it. And by the way, Karen,

1241
01:01:07,880 --> 01:01:11,280
Speaker 1: see this nice white shirt that I'm wearing. Yeah, I

1242
01:01:11,560 --> 01:01:14,400
Speaker 1: washed it on my body in the shower and it

1243
01:01:14,480 --> 01:01:16,360
Speaker 1: smells great. I just got a whiff of it. It

1244
01:01:16,360 --> 01:01:19,400
Speaker 1: smells great. Don't get mad at me, because I know

1245
01:01:19,520 --> 01:01:22,760
Speaker 1: the future of clothing washing. You keep it on your

1246
01:01:22,800 --> 01:01:24,760
Speaker 1: body and you act like it's part of your skin,

1247
01:01:25,520 --> 01:01:29,600
Speaker 1: And do you wash it with shampoo and I line dryot. Yes,

1248
01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:32,000
Speaker 1: I've washed it with a soap that's good for your hair,

1249
01:01:32,080 --> 01:01:34,880
Speaker 1: and your skin is zestfully clean. And I'm going to

1250
01:01:34,920 --> 01:01:37,040
Speaker 1: write that company and say you might as well add

1251
01:01:37,080 --> 01:01:38,880
Speaker 1: clothes to the list, because.

1252
01:01:38,800 --> 01:01:41,960
Speaker 2: My shirts smell great and my skin is supple, is it.

1253
01:01:42,120 --> 01:01:44,560
Speaker 5: Are you using Lever two thousand for all your two

1254
01:01:44,600 --> 01:01:46,840
Speaker 5: thousand parts on that shirt?

1255
01:01:47,040 --> 01:01:48,160
Speaker 2: Oh fucking a.

1256
01:01:48,320 --> 01:01:51,560
Speaker 1: Do you remember a soap that hasn't existed for twenty.

1257
01:01:51,320 --> 01:01:53,800
Speaker 5: Years because it meant the world to me where I

1258
01:01:53,840 --> 01:01:55,760
Speaker 5: was like, yeah, maybe I should get I'm going to

1259
01:01:55,840 --> 01:01:58,000
Speaker 5: get my mom to buy Lever two thousand because it's

1260
01:01:58,040 --> 01:02:00,000
Speaker 5: for all your two thousand parts.

1261
01:02:00,000 --> 01:02:01,720
Speaker 1: He was sing that part of your brain that you

1262
01:02:01,960 --> 01:02:04,720
Speaker 1: could be remembering an actor when someone says name an

1263
01:02:04,760 --> 01:02:06,760
Speaker 1: actor and you just well.

1264
01:02:06,640 --> 01:02:10,440
Speaker 2: I can't have a favorite actor because you got soap

1265
01:02:10,480 --> 01:02:13,680
Speaker 2: in the brain, because I'm like, for all your two

1266
01:02:13,720 --> 01:02:16,600
Speaker 2: thousand parts. Remember, it was like and then it was

1267
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:20,000
Speaker 2: the squares. It was like this part of your elbow,

1268
01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:23,760
Speaker 2: this part of your knee. Yeah, Weaver two thousand.

1269
01:02:24,040 --> 01:02:26,360
Speaker 1: God, it's one of those ads that lets us know

1270
01:02:26,480 --> 01:02:29,320
Speaker 1: that we are evolving and we were kind of dumb

1271
01:02:29,400 --> 01:02:30,800
Speaker 1: twenty twenty five years ago.

1272
01:02:31,440 --> 01:02:31,880
Speaker 2: It's true.

1273
01:02:32,000 --> 01:02:34,960
Speaker 5: It was because that soap was almost marketed like this

1274
01:02:35,160 --> 01:02:38,920
Speaker 5: is computer soap for the future people, and.

1275
01:02:38,880 --> 01:02:40,480
Speaker 2: I was like, I've got to be a part of

1276
01:02:40,480 --> 01:02:41,120
Speaker 2: this movement.

1277
01:02:41,280 --> 01:02:45,120
Speaker 6: Now there was an American soap that washes absolutely what

1278
01:02:45,640 --> 01:02:51,040
Speaker 6: is dirty on you parts? Liver leave two thousand and

1279
01:02:51,680 --> 01:02:54,120
Speaker 6: the future of soap imagine.

1280
01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:55,640
Speaker 2: They were.

1281
01:02:55,680 --> 01:02:58,919
Speaker 1: It was like, we need a futuristic soap name yep,

1282
01:02:59,080 --> 01:03:02,560
Speaker 1: think of this unt touchable year, the year two thousand.

1283
01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:06,200
Speaker 1: It's sure, it's nineteen eighty eight now, yeah, but in

1284
01:03:06,280 --> 01:03:09,120
Speaker 1: two thousand, our soap is gonna hover off the sink

1285
01:03:09,840 --> 01:03:12,200
Speaker 1: into our space showers.

1286
01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:16,360
Speaker 2: Or we'll wash our own clothes on our bodies.

1287
01:03:16,440 --> 01:03:19,640
Speaker 1: You'll just put your hands back and much like the Jetsons,

1288
01:03:19,960 --> 01:03:22,960
Speaker 1: the soap will a little antenno come out of it and.

1289
01:03:22,880 --> 01:03:25,560
Speaker 2: It'll wash your body without your help. And then to

1290
01:03:25,880 --> 01:03:29,200
Speaker 2: turn to the camera and go, it's a living I

1291
01:03:29,440 --> 01:03:31,280
Speaker 2: hate my space job.

1292
01:03:34,480 --> 01:03:39,560
Speaker 5: You'd think this guy'd be a little cleaner. I always

1293
01:03:39,560 --> 01:03:42,320
Speaker 5: love those jokes in cartoons growing up, where they were

1294
01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:45,160
Speaker 5: overtly not jokes, like not funny, and I would just

1295
01:03:45,240 --> 01:03:46,360
Speaker 5: be like, oh.

1296
01:03:46,560 --> 01:03:50,040
Speaker 1: That's just an animal being abused. Tsd eat garbage under

1297
01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:51,800
Speaker 1: the sink all day, No.

1298
01:03:51,840 --> 01:03:54,200
Speaker 5: Wonder that weird stork doesn't want to be the garbage

1299
01:03:54,240 --> 01:03:58,960
Speaker 5: dispussal at Fort Flintstone's house. He's bummed, he's gotta eat

1300
01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:02,320
Speaker 5: all those bones. And all right, this is us wrapping up.

1301
01:04:02,440 --> 01:04:03,080
Speaker 2: Yep, yep.

1302
01:04:03,120 --> 01:04:08,640
Speaker 1: We always do wind down with conclusionary statements. Thank you

1303
01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:11,520
Speaker 1: for listening. It's good to see you, Karen. I feel

1304
01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:13,479
Speaker 1: like we're almost in the same room.

1305
01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:16,560
Speaker 5: I know, it's good to see you too. It's let's

1306
01:04:16,560 --> 01:04:20,000
Speaker 5: do another one of those trivia zoom shows. That was

1307
01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:20,840
Speaker 5: the most fun.

1308
01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:22,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, let's invite ourselves.

1309
01:04:23,000 --> 01:04:25,960
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, Well let's treat everything like a group of

1310
01:04:25,960 --> 01:04:28,440
Speaker 5: fifty year old skateboarders and just invite ourselves.

1311
01:04:28,760 --> 01:04:31,880
Speaker 1: Oh so whatevers. Really embarrassed now, I just keep showing up.

1312
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:33,880
Speaker 1: I realize these guys don't really like me.

1313
01:04:34,160 --> 01:04:36,280
Speaker 2: I'm going to show up with you one time and

1314
01:04:36,280 --> 01:04:38,560
Speaker 2: then just throw out like a folding chair and then

1315
01:04:38,640 --> 01:04:42,040
Speaker 2: watch you and take pictures and just make it all

1316
01:04:42,120 --> 01:04:44,200
Speaker 2: the most humiliating experience I have.

1317
01:04:44,400 --> 01:04:46,960
Speaker 1: I've brought friends. I'm like, look, this guy likes me.

1318
01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:48,160
Speaker 1: It just isn't helping.

1319
01:04:51,640 --> 01:04:53,880
Speaker 2: They're a tough group. But you know what if they'll

1320
01:04:53,880 --> 01:04:55,760
Speaker 2: have your back if you get stabbed.

1321
01:04:55,440 --> 01:04:57,760
Speaker 5: In that parking lot, I bet you they will come

1322
01:04:57,920 --> 01:05:01,760
Speaker 5: and wrap your wound or Saint John's.

1323
01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:03,600
Speaker 2: I think you're right. Actually, yeah, they're not.

1324
01:05:03,720 --> 01:05:08,360
Speaker 5: They're not about talk. They don't they're not about communicating feelings.

1325
01:05:08,400 --> 01:05:11,400
Speaker 2: They're men. You know there's skateboarding men. You do.

1326
01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:13,760
Speaker 1: You do have a point. And I haven't even thought

1327
01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:15,160
Speaker 1: about it that much, but you're right.

1328
01:05:15,480 --> 01:05:17,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think about it all the time.

1329
01:05:20,480 --> 01:05:23,680
Speaker 5: I can't stop obsessing over it. How we get in

1330
01:05:23,760 --> 01:05:24,520
Speaker 5: with this group?

1331
01:05:26,400 --> 01:05:28,840
Speaker 2: All right, let's go. Yeah, good to see your friend.

1332
01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:32,120
Speaker 1: You've been listening to You've been You've been listening, You've

1333
01:05:32,160 --> 01:05:32,720
Speaker 1: been listening.

1334
01:05:34,520 --> 01:05:35,440
Speaker 2: I'm a little kid.

1335
01:05:35,320 --> 01:05:38,760
Speaker 1: Who's been outside playing and I'm excited to tell me.

1336
01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:44,520
Speaker 1: You guys, Hey, you guys, you you've been listening to? Uh?

1337
01:05:44,680 --> 01:05:50,200
Speaker 2: Do you need right? D Y N A R? I

1338
01:05:50,560 --> 01:05:53,480
Speaker 2: even want to way bad?

1339
01:05:54,200 --> 01:05:58,800
Speaker 3: Either way, we want to be there.

1340
01:05:58,200 --> 01:06:00,600
Speaker 4: Doesn't matter how much bag you.

1341
01:06:00,640 --> 01:06:01,600
Speaker 2: Claim to give us.

1342
01:06:01,800 --> 01:06:06,120
Speaker 3: Time and a turmanol and gay.

1343
01:06:06,400 --> 01:06:10,880
Speaker 4: We want to send you off instar Do you want

1344
01:06:10,920 --> 01:06:12,680
Speaker 4: to welcome you back home?

1345
01:06:14,480 --> 01:06:17,120
Speaker 2: Tell us all about every scared he was?

1346
01:06:17,160 --> 01:06:17,800
Speaker 1: It fine?

1347
01:06:19,760 --> 01:06:20,400
Speaker 2: Melbourne?

1348
01:06:36,320 --> 01:06:37,680
Speaker 1: Do you need to ride?

1349
01:06:38,320 --> 01:06:41,560
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1350
01:06:42,280 --> 01:06:43,560
Speaker 4: Do you need to ride?

1351
01:06:44,240 --> 01:06:48,080
Speaker 2: Do you need to ride? Do you need to ride?

1352
01:06:48,960 --> 01:07:01,760
Speaker 2: To ride? Do you need with Karen and Chris