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Speaker 1: consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.

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Speaker 1: Trust Brook, Jeffrey and Jose's friends with a free remote

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Speaker 1: consultation from Bradley Johnson Lawyers. Visit one eight hundred douy

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Speaker 1: away dot com or call.

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Speaker 2: Eight hundred do you wy Away.

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Speaker 3: It's phone tap time. And if you're a fan, you've

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Speaker 3: probably heard Rolando the sensual Latin Lover on the show.

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Speaker 3: There's Clover, the ex British intelligence officer.

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Speaker 2: That's my boy, Jeff, don't do the impression. That's Jose's character.

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Speaker 2: I don't like double clothes.

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Speaker 3: Today we're about to meet a brand new person. His

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Speaker 3: name is Daniel, but in the children's entertainment biz he's

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Speaker 3: known as Cowboy Dan the balloon man.

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Speaker 2: Hire you at kids party?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks like he just got booked last minute

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Speaker 3: to do a kid's party this weekend. And the father

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Speaker 3: doesn't know about that yet.

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Speaker 2: Fathers never know about it.

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Speaker 3: He's about to find out though. In your phone tap

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Speaker 3: right now, it's.

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Speaker 2: Another on the twenties.

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Speaker 4: Hello, Well, how do there am I speaking with mister Garrett? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, what is this? In regards to.

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Speaker 4: Well, this is none other than Cowboy Dan the balloon Man.

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Speaker 2: How are you?

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Speaker 1: I'm good, balloon Yeah, sorry, I don't understand what is this?

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Speaker 1: What is this about?

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Speaker 4: I'm the entertainer for your child's birthday party this weekend.

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, my wife said, I'm just gonna get a

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Speaker 4: call from a magician.

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Speaker 1: Sorry about that?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Oh you mean the amazing pet Baroni. Yeah, I

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Speaker 4: don't know, I don't know. She was just I was

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Speaker 4: waiting for a call from Yes, yes.

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Speaker 2: Sir, yes, sir. He was scheduled to do this gig. Well,

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Speaker 2: that was before his accident. Oh wow, okay, apparently he pulled.

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Speaker 4: A rabbit out of his hat and the little feller

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Speaker 4: just bit his arm clean off. What Yeah, he accidentally

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Speaker 4: bought one of them Tasmanian flesh eating bunnies from down under.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I know where down under is? What

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Speaker 2: is that? Texas?

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Speaker 4: Uh, Australia.

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Speaker 2: That's a no, that was a joke. Oh that's a

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Speaker 2: little cowboy humor for you. Ain't nothing below Texas. That's

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Speaker 2: the southest gets.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So how can I help you, Cowboy Dan?

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Speaker 4: So, Cowboy Dan the balloon Man is happy to offer

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Speaker 4: his services for your little tax birthday soiree. It's a

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Speaker 4: fancy word for party.

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Speaker 2: Okay, what's the little cow polk's name? Your sons? All right, Well,

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Speaker 2: listen to this Lucas. He's got a.

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Speaker 4: Lot of mukeas, and I hope he doesn't puke this

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Speaker 4: up at the party. Right.

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Speaker 2: What was that? I come up with songs on the fly.

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Speaker 4: You give me your word, any word at all, and

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Speaker 4: I will make a little country ditty about it.

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Speaker 2: It's my specialty. Well, go ahead, give me a word.

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Speaker 4: You know you've already done my son, Lucas as mucus.

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Speaker 2: There's not a lot of words that rhyme with Lucas, so.

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Speaker 4: I don't really know how he's going to feel about

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Speaker 4: anything more.

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Speaker 2: Why do we try a different word?

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Speaker 1: Uh? I come on, just try me try railroad?

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Speaker 2: Did you say railroad? I did?

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I don't like that word, but nah, I don't like it. Now,

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Speaker 2: how about a different word. Let's skip one.

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Speaker 4: No, no, no, no, no. You said any word?

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Speaker 2: Well, what am I supposed to do? Railroad? Sale?

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: You're the one that improvides songs.

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Speaker 4: Well, you're the one that gave me the only word

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Speaker 4: in the world that doesn't rhyme with anything. That's not

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Speaker 4: my problem.

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Speaker 2: I have a idea.

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Speaker 4: How about we do something for the tots. All tolldays

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Speaker 4: they're for boys, and at the party we'll be singing

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Speaker 4: a lot up noise. All right, sounds like you're just

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Speaker 4: making all this stuff up.

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Speaker 2: That's where the skill comes in. It's called improvamization.

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Speaker 1: Well whatever, it is not fun for kids.

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Speaker 4: Oh fun, Oh, let's have some let's have some fun.

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Speaker 2: Let's all go reason.

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Speaker 4: I hope you don't shine, and I'm legally license in

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Speaker 4: this state to care up.

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Speaker 2: But I won't bring it with me to the party

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Speaker 2: unless you want me to.

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Speaker 4: No, Okay, no, that's fine, that is totally fine. You

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Speaker 4: were the worst children's entertainer, I pers oh entertainer, oh,

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Speaker 4: and entertainer. There should be a disclaimer because none of

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Speaker 4: this is real.

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Speaker 2: What are you insane?

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Speaker 4: Burn?

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, what do you think? It's a prank?

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Speaker 4: What this is?

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Speaker 1: Actually?

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Speaker 2: Jose from the radio.

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Speaker 4: Show Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, Man, this is

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Speaker 4: a frank phone call.

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Speaker 1: Wow, I was gonna have to call my wife.

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Speaker 4: Speaking of your wife, that's who set you up, Susan.

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Speaker 4: She said that you left all the birthday planning up

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Speaker 4: to her. She wanted to mess with you, and boy,

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Speaker 4: howdy did we.

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Speaker 3: I'm so glad because I don't know how I was

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Speaker 3: gonna handle the rest.

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Speaker 1: Well, getting rid of you.

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Speaker 2: Jarrett, let me handle the rest.

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Speaker 4: Hit it ah. Speaking of Susan, she has been boozing

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Speaker 4: and after this prank phone call, we're all losing.

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, Can I can I

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Speaker 2: come to the party now?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: We have enough.

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Speaker 2: We have enough off fiddlesticks

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with phone taps weekday mornings on

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Speaker 1: the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning