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Speaker 1: I ever believe who's getting a divorce. It's the Jewel Show,

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Speaker 1: a major celebrity couple, and it's not us and you

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Speaker 1: calling it quits Alex and I are Mary. By the way,

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Speaker 1: you didn't know that you're going to drop a bomb yet. No,

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Speaker 1: it's not Alex and my sale for saying that. I

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Speaker 1: was saying the Jewel Show and the listeners listening, Oh,

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Speaker 1: that's not us and you that makes sense. It doesn't

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Speaker 1: make any sense. We're not getting divorced from you. And

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Speaker 1: also I need to learn how to comprehend words better English.

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Speaker 1: It's the Jewel Show. Who's getting divorced? Though? Is it

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Speaker 1: Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck? Even though they're not married yet?

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Speaker 1: They aren't. Is it Jennifer Lopez and the guys it's

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Speaker 1: just gonna date right after Ben Affleck? Is it j

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Speaker 1: Loo and a Rod? Is it j Lo and Ben

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Speaker 1: Affleck when they get back together for the fourth time?

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Speaker 1: Could be? But getting a divorce? Major celebrity Yuri Tola Koi,

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Speaker 1: Uri Tola Koi is getting divorced? Okay, who's that? You

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Speaker 1: know who? That is? All right? I don't know if

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Speaker 1: you remember this story, but a few years ago, this guy,

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Speaker 1: Yuri Tolakoi from Japan, famously married a specially designed adult

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Speaker 1: doll named Margo. I do rememb remember that it was

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Speaker 1: all over the internet. He was marrying this sex toy

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Speaker 1: that he had made named Margo, and Margo and he

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Speaker 1: were very happy for a while. I think he and

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Speaker 1: Margo were doing well. Right. He would talk, she would

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Speaker 1: listen no matter what he said. She always had that

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Speaker 1: weird surprise look on her face that those dolls have.

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Speaker 1: Everything was great, but apparently Yuri had a wandering eye

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Speaker 1: at the club. Who else is he saying at the club?

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Speaker 1: Even was one of her relatives there? The guy that

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Speaker 1: went like internet famous last year for marrying a sex

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Speaker 1: doll named Margo has come out and admitted that he

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Speaker 1: has a relationship with someone else, and he actually cheated

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Speaker 1: on the doll with something that he met at a

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Speaker 1: club something. Yes, what Apparently he was at an appearance,

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Speaker 1: because when you marry a doll on the internet and

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Speaker 1: the world talks about, you get to do appearances at

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Speaker 1: clubs and they pay you. They're like, hey, I remember

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Speaker 1: the guy that married the sex doll. He's gonna be

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Speaker 1: here tonight. Okay. Two hundred bucks. No, so he was

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Speaker 1: at an appearance, and apparently at that appearance he met

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Speaker 1: an ashtray, an ashtray, an ashtray like for cigarettes. Yes,

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Speaker 1: and he says that he's now estranged from his current wife,

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Speaker 1: who is a doll, and he's seeing the ashtray because

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Speaker 1: he quote unquote broke his marital bond. No wait, oh no,

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Speaker 1: he oh god. All I have to say about this is,

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Speaker 1: who are you to judge? I'm not judging him at all.

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Speaker 1: I am judging. I'm I'm judging him because I actually

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Speaker 1: I am judging him because I don't think you should

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Speaker 1: cheat on your spouse. First. Yeah, wait, you know it's

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Speaker 1: gonna be there. It's not going anywhere. It doesn't have legs.

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Speaker 1: You actually know that will be there. No, somebody else

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Speaker 1: might fall in love that ashtray. I doubt it. I

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Speaker 1: guess you're right. Who are you to judge? You could

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Speaker 1: tell the You could tell the owner of the club

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Speaker 1: who hired you to be there. Hey man, the ashirt there?

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Speaker 1: Could you be a favor? Do you keep it in

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Speaker 1: the back like for me, like just for like a

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Speaker 1: little while. I just got to handle some quick And

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Speaker 1: then you go home and you talk to your doll,

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Speaker 1: and you go, hey, you're a doll, so this isn't

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Speaker 1: gonna really hurt you at all. I'm divorcing you. Then

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Speaker 1: you go there the next day you're like, hey, where's

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Speaker 1: that astro? I want to marry it? Pretty simple, right,

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Speaker 1: but don't cheat on it. I mean, I've never loved

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Speaker 1: anything that much where I would marry it, not an

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Speaker 1: animate object. That being well, that's a good question. If

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Speaker 1: you could marry one ananimate object, what would be the

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Speaker 1: thing that you would marry? My PlayStation for shoal, marry

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Speaker 1: your PlayStation. I've thought about it, even up until I

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Speaker 1: had to go friend. I was like, well, I mean

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Speaker 1: my PlayStation loves me, okay, that likes thresh. What would

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Speaker 1: you marry if you if you marry if you were

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Speaker 1: to marry an inanimate object, what would it be? It

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Speaker 1: would be my like adult toy. Oh yeah, I mean

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Speaker 1: that makes sense. It makes a lot of it. Yeah, wow, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you whenever we do these hypothetical things like what your

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Speaker 1: answers always really make the most sense, And I think

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Speaker 1: about I'm like, why wouldn't I have thought of that? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: There was well, you know, my strange obsession type show

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Speaker 1: or something show on those people one time, So all

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Speaker 1: right makes sense? I would um, I would marry right now.

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Speaker 1: The inanimate object that I would marry would be this

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Speaker 1: like wood burning device that I got just like it

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Speaker 1: so much. Yeah, it's cool, really well, I like it

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Speaker 1: right now. I want to use it more. I've only

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Speaker 1: used it like a few times just to test it out.

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Speaker 1: But it's like where you can take wood and like

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Speaker 1: burn like art into it. It's cool. Okay, do you

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Speaker 1: love someone you would marry it right now? Yeah? Okay,

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Speaker 1: but I probably I probably would have to divorce it

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Speaker 1: and marry something else because like that's just a new relationship.

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Speaker 1: Like I just got it a little while ago, and

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Speaker 1: it's really cool. So at a certain point where we're like,

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Speaker 1: well it's wood burning tool, doesn't do it for me anymore.

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Speaker 1: I just found something that like would like burn metal

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Speaker 1: or something. You know. That's how it works, relationships, man. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: text ten four one h six one. If you could

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Speaker 1: marry any inanimate object, what would it be? And remember,

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