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Speaker 1: Hey, Scott you ready.

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Speaker 2: Oh I am so very ready. I want to laugh

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Speaker 2: and laughing.

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Speaker 1: Laugh over forty dads get pranked, show up to an

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Speaker 1: eighth grade graduation wearing the same exact shirt.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that's a good prank. Every one of them wants

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Speaker 2: to give you a forehead kiss, because that's what a

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Speaker 2: stable of dads is all about. So, uh, give your

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Speaker 2: dad a text, and when he responds, tell him, Hey, Dad,

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Speaker 2: I'm listening to bananas.

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Speaker 3: Still weld understand, would you?

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Speaker 4: It's for your micilion pieces, BAA.

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Speaker 1: Guys gowns, non binary pounds. Welcome to banana. Scottie Landis

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Speaker 1: is looking at me right now.

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Speaker 2: And that's Kurt KURTI b brown Oler over there. We're

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Speaker 2: hanging out. Kurt, I have a funny little anecdote to

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Speaker 1: All right, I like anecdotes.

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Speaker 2: You happened, You're obsessed. So my neighbors, I have newer neighbors.

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Speaker 2: They're my next door neighbors. And for about a month

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Speaker 2: they had something going on in their house. They were working.

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Speaker 2: I don't know. They had contractors in there, so I

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Speaker 2: don't know what they were fixing. We didn't talk about it.

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Speaker 2: They're ideal neighbors in many ways because they smile and wave,

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Speaker 2: but we don't really talk over the fence, and we're

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so while this.

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Speaker 2: Was happening, I noticed, if I was on the back

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Speaker 2: a week later, the sound of a microwave on the deck.

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Speaker 2: And slowly they've brought all of their kitchen appliances onto

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Speaker 2: I mean, I really hope, or they're having a true

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Speaker 2: mental breakdown. But so the work has stopped for about

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Speaker 2: So even though the work is done, I think they're

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Speaker 1: Not out Honestly, probably smart to have a microwave outside

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they've only been around for fifty or sixty years,

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Speaker 2: and I guess things have gotten sicker. People have. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: So anyways, it's not really a big story, but I

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Speaker 2: just want you to know that on a daily basis,

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Speaker 2: I listened to my name. We're microwaving something and I

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Speaker 2: them in their porch hot pockets. It's just a great way.

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Speaker 2: It really caught me off guard today. And maybe one

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Speaker 1: I don't know, what. Do you have any microwave tricks

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Speaker 1: That's a life hack that'll take thirty seconds off your life.

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Speaker 2: This dude would order a hot, hot coffee like you

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Speaker 2: No, that's fine, that's an art installation at that point, exactly.

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Speaker 2: Brian Little. He emailed us at the Bananas Podcast gmail

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Speaker 1: Oh that's great.

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Speaker 2: A fellow, a fellow bananimal who hates invasive species and

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Speaker 1: Finally work, Finally nobody's doing anything about it. Do you

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Speaker 2: Yeah, tell me something.

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Speaker 1: Plus dads show up to eighth grade graduation wearing the

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Speaker 2: Bananas Podcast on Instagram.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you. This was sent in by Keith Bellinger.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, Keith, Thank you Keith. This was in a

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Speaker 2: Yeah, pretty good website.

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Speaker 1: It's written by Regina Sienra. Ooh, I think I'm saying

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Speaker 1: Best in the Biz, Queen, Best Queen, the Queens.

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Speaker 1: When a prank goes incredibly well well, it leaves everyone

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Speaker 1: It says wind Nagel up top, and it says wind

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Speaker 2: It's very I love great videos.

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Speaker 1: Each dad's each dad slowly begins to realize something is off.

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Speaker 2: This is like a dream. This is what's strange about men.

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Speaker 2: Is he unknowable artist with depths beyond comprehension, is just

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Speaker 2: I mean, dear God, that is so very good. Here's

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Speaker 2: Lizzie Nist. We love Lizzie Nist. This was in the

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Speaker 2: they had the train cars with an elephant in it,

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Speaker 2: and lions and then kids and adulthood city and like

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Speaker 2: country kids like farm kids, which is still on the

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Speaker 2: side of the road. And see that must have been.

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Speaker 1: Well.

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Speaker 2: I can't think of anything even close to that. And

440
00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:04,000
Speaker 2: the internet has screwed us all up. We've all seen

441
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:06,840
Speaker 2: everything inside and out, and too much of it. Well,

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00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:09,919
Speaker 2: but just imagine being a little farm kid sitting on

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Speaker 2: the ground and two giraffes step off of a train.

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Speaker 2: It had to have been otherworldly.

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Speaker 1: Scotty, I don't have to imagine. Oh, because before they

446
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:27,880
Speaker 1: made it illegal to do this in probably two thousand

447
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Speaker 1: and two, way Barnum and Bailey Circus used to come

448
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Speaker 1: to Manhattan. The only way to get the animals to

449
00:24:36,560 --> 00:24:40,320
Speaker 1: Manhattan because they couldn't take them over bridges, they couldn't

450
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Speaker 1: take like there was like rules about stuff. They would

451
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Speaker 1: bring all of the buses and everything and park them

452
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Speaker 1: in Long Island City and then all of it was

453
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Speaker 1: it long No, well, not Long Island City, it was

454
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Speaker 1: somewhere in Queens it was. They all would come through

455
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Speaker 1: the tunnel. Wow on the was on the east side.

456
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Speaker 1: Where was that tunnel coming from? I remember it being

457
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Speaker 1: far up there was a tunnel on the east side.

458
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Speaker 1: There's no tunnel on the east side of Manhattan, is there.

459
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Speaker 1: There is just Lincoln in but that's down south.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't. Yeah, that's down near the Battery Park or whatever.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember it was a tunnel. It must have

462
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Speaker 1: been anyway. Anyway, an entire circus came marching out of

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Speaker 1: a tunnel, led by two elephants, and then they had

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Speaker 1: drafts behind them and then clowns like twirling like they

465
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Speaker 1: make it made it a show because they're coming out

466
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Speaker 1: of like the the exit of a tunnel and everyone's

467
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:42,160
Speaker 1: just like twirling and tipping over and it was fucking crazy.

468
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Speaker 1: And that's just to see elephants like walking down the

469
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Speaker 1: street in Manhattan is so insane.

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Speaker 2: And this is Manhattan, New York, not Manhattan, Kansas.

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Speaker 1: Right, No, it was Manhattan, Kansas. It was the tunnel

472
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Speaker 1: in Manhattan, Kansas. Really nice, rigid it is from.

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Speaker 2: That's right, Goku State. Wildcats. Damn, that's pretty cool. Yeah,

474
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Speaker 2: I'm an elephant guy, by the way, might be my

475
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Speaker 2: favorite animal. I love an elk.

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Speaker 1: What really, they're in crewd interesting? You know what I

477
00:26:14,840 --> 00:26:18,840
Speaker 1: like to think about telling me like that blue whales

478
00:26:19,840 --> 00:26:21,760
Speaker 1: used to just walk around on the ground.

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Speaker 2: Amazing, need more of that.

480
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Speaker 1: Hear that. When you hear that, you're just like, oh,

481
00:26:28,080 --> 00:26:31,680
Speaker 1: you're it's all made up. You're making things up. Evolution

482
00:26:31,920 --> 00:26:36,840
Speaker 1: isn't real, Like it's it sounds so fucking crazy. It

483
00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:38,840
Speaker 1: was just like there was a big giant thing and

484
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Speaker 1: it walked around and then it eventually it just became

485
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Speaker 1: that whale.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know exactly. Yeah. It just time. It's just

487
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Speaker 2: time is.

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Speaker 1: So so it's to imagine.

489
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Speaker 2: It's just impossible to imagine time. When you're living. You

490
00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:56,600
Speaker 2: just go, oh, this is how it's always been. And

491
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:59,920
Speaker 2: then and then you read one history book and go, nope,

492
00:27:00,400 --> 00:27:01,000
Speaker 2: I was wrong.

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00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:04,639
Speaker 1: All right, I'll tease us into us some thumbs up.

494
00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,399
Speaker 2: I love thumbs ups.

495
00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:13,359
Speaker 1: This gets the award for like snottiest headline from the

496
00:27:13,400 --> 00:27:14,119
Speaker 1: New York Times.

497
00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:15,879
Speaker 2: Here it is, that's saying something.

498
00:27:16,520 --> 00:27:19,360
Speaker 1: Scientists made a list of lost birds and now they

499
00:27:19,359 --> 00:27:23,679
Speaker 1: want us to find them.

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00:27:23,720 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 2: Oh okay, well I'll do my part. We should get

501
00:27:30,040 --> 00:27:33,280
Speaker 2: into birding as we get older. Anyways, I'm ready, Yeah,

502
00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:35,880
Speaker 2: I'm ready. We'll get Koreena Newsom back on here. Let's

503
00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:40,800
Speaker 2: go birding, I'm ready. Brandy Doccas Sir Dacas wants to

504
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:45,800
Speaker 2: thumb up her friend Alison MacArthur for starting a podcast

505
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:49,320
Speaker 2: called Loudmouth of the South, which is to what Brandy says,

506
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:53,240
Speaker 2: basically Memphis comedians talking about how loud they are. So

507
00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:55,720
Speaker 2: if you need a new podcast and you like Southern stuff,

508
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:59,359
Speaker 2: loud Mouth of the South, congratulations and thumbs up. Allison.

509
00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:04,800
Speaker 2: Mariah Kline wants to thumb Molly up. Molly is her

510
00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:08,119
Speaker 2: best friend and expecting a baby girl in September. Molly

511
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:11,439
Speaker 2: also wants to thumb up Molly's husband, Ian, whose third

512
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:16,320
Speaker 2: sci fi fantasy book of the Vanguard Chronicles was just released.

513
00:28:16,359 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 2: So congratulations Molly and Ian on the baby in the book.

514
00:28:19,280 --> 00:28:23,320
Speaker 2: Thumbs ups, Yeah, thumb up. Thumbs up our artist Buddy

515
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:25,320
Speaker 2: Jen Vickers, who we did meet at one of our

516
00:28:25,359 --> 00:28:28,520
Speaker 2: live shows. Kurt is thumbing up Brady the Murror List.

517
00:28:29,560 --> 00:28:33,399
Speaker 2: Brady recently coordinated a gorilla style outdoor gallery in the

518
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:37,160
Speaker 2: Belltown neighborhood of Seattle, art over ads. I guess it's

519
00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:40,640
Speaker 2: really hard to get public space and public funding for art,

520
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 2: so at Brady the Black on Instagram coordinated sort of

521
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 2: an art attack, which we could not support more thumbs up.

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00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:54,160
Speaker 2: Thumbs up, Kat wants to thumb her husband and herself

523
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:58,120
Speaker 2: way up. They are surviving their first month of having

524
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 2: identical twin boys. Kat says, this is harder than I

525
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 2: ever could have imagined, but we are getting there. Kat's

526
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 2: nameless husband is the best partner and dad she could

527
00:29:07,600 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 2: ask for. And they're joining us for their second spit

528
00:29:12,440 --> 00:29:16,240
Speaker 2: splitty in the city in Denver at Banana Way.

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00:29:16,440 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 1: That's exciting. OK, yeah, it's gonna be crazy. I'm so

530
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:20,840
Speaker 1: excited for.

531
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:23,400
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's filling up. We got the numbers in

532
00:29:23,520 --> 00:29:27,920
Speaker 2: and it's going gumpop ran the numbers and Banana's vest

533
00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 2: is gonna works.

534
00:29:29,120 --> 00:29:29,920
Speaker 1: It's gonna work.

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00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,680
Speaker 2: Man, We're gonna do more than one. So all of

536
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:36,240
Speaker 2: you people dming us and saying I wish doing in Boston,

537
00:29:36,320 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 2: doing in l A, doing in Australia, doing in next year,

538
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:42,720
Speaker 2: just start saving those pennies, start recycling those cans. Bananas

539
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:47,080
Speaker 2: Fest two as long as you know, as long as

540
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 2: the hand of God doesn't reach down to rapture all

541
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:53,400
Speaker 2: of us, and it's just one thousand banana costumes. Actually

542
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:55,080
Speaker 2: that could be kind of cool. What a way to go.

543
00:29:56,160 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 2: Just just all the sinners come around the corner. Just

544
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:00,520
Speaker 2: see banana peels everywhere.

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00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:01,960
Speaker 1: Oh, that's so great.

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00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:07,040
Speaker 2: Last, but not least, Morgan Holly Classic. That's a classic

547
00:30:07,080 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 2: American name, isn't. Morgan Holly wants to thumb her twelve

548
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:14,800
Speaker 2: year old son, Brandon up. Brandon is trying football for

549
00:30:14,840 --> 00:30:17,320
Speaker 2: the first time this season, and she's so proud of

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00:30:17,360 --> 00:30:19,840
Speaker 2: him for stepping outside of his comfort zone and doing

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Speaker 2: something new. And you know what, Brandon thumbs up. We

552
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:24,760
Speaker 2: are too, buddy. I hope you have a great season

553
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 2: and make some good friends and maybe lay somebody out

554
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:28,360
Speaker 2: that you don't like.

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00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:32,840
Speaker 1: I don't know, Brandon. When I was twelve, I thought

556
00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:36,960
Speaker 1: I should try football. And I had never watched a

557
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:39,400
Speaker 1: football game in my life, and I didn't know anything

558
00:30:39,440 --> 00:30:42,280
Speaker 1: about it. So I bought a book and I read

559
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:44,600
Speaker 1: all the rules of football, and then I bought all

560
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 1: the gear, and then I went to one practice and

561
00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,680
Speaker 1: I said, not for me. I never went back. So

562
00:30:50,760 --> 00:30:53,320
Speaker 1: I wish you better luck than me with football.

563
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:55,880
Speaker 2: And now Kurt's been on TV in movies, so it

564
00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 2: all comes out for the best. The guy's been on

565
00:30:58,760 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 2: TV so many times movies. Let's get back into it.

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00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:06,720
Speaker 2: Oh one other thing I want to have. If you listen

567
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 2: to Bananas on Spotify, there was an update and it

568
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:12,160
Speaker 2: unfollowed us. So if you listen Bananas, just check your

569
00:31:12,200 --> 00:31:14,960
Speaker 2: Spotify and refollow us. It's going on.

570
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:18,160
Speaker 1: Why is all? Why are all the podcast apps doing this? Man?

571
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:21,280
Speaker 2: It's really weird. But I mention it in our Instagram

572
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:25,040
Speaker 2: stories and I would say about fifty bananimals are like, yup,

573
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,120
Speaker 2: just checked. It happened to me. Sorry about that guy.

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00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:29,240
Speaker 2: So if you just did an Apple update or a

575
00:31:29,240 --> 00:31:31,720
Speaker 2: phone update or whatever, just check to see if you're

576
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:34,160
Speaker 2: following us on Spotify. A lot of you do, and

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00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:36,240
Speaker 2: thank you so much. And that's all I'm going to

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00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:37,040
Speaker 2: say about.

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00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:41,200
Speaker 1: That annoying And of course Bananas Fest. We are now

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00:31:41,200 --> 00:31:45,440
Speaker 1: officially sold out for both live podcasts of Bananas Fast Big,

581
00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:48,920
Speaker 1: thank you very much. But I'm still my stand up

582
00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:51,440
Speaker 1: I got three stand up shows. They are not sold out.

583
00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 1: There are tickets available folks, Thursday and two on Friday,

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Speaker 1: and so come on over and say hi during that time.

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00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:01,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, pack it out. That's gonna be so fun. I'll

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00:32:01,960 --> 00:32:06,640
Speaker 2: probably be at the I think Friday later. Yeah, that's

587
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:08,200
Speaker 2: what I was gonna say either I'll be at the

588
00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:11,000
Speaker 2: Friday show or shows, so come say hey if you

589
00:32:11,040 --> 00:32:13,160
Speaker 2: see me. I'm very friendly and I'll say hello to you.

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00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:16,920
Speaker 2: And at bananas Fest, just like after our live shows

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Speaker 2: and just all the time being an adult, civilized. If

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00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:21,080
Speaker 2: you want to say hi, I say hi. If you

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00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 2: want to hug, let's just say hey, can I have

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Speaker 2: a hug and we'll say yeah, sure. Let's just all

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Speaker 2: consent to each other. We're not walking around hugging people,

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00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:32,480
Speaker 2: is what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we're not gonna We're not gonna be hugging without consent.

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00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 2: Nope, we ain't them touchy feely boys.

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Speaker 1: And if you need, if you're interested in volunteering, we're

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Speaker 1: still looking for a couple of volunteers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks to everybody who did sign up.

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00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:49,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you to everyone who did sign up. We

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00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:52,160
Speaker 1: really appreciate you. Also, there's gonna be I don't know

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00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:53,720
Speaker 1: if we've talked about this, but there's gonna be a

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00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:55,800
Speaker 1: sober zone at bananas Fest.

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Speaker 2: There is a sober recharge just chill out zone. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And it's like in its own little square, which is

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Speaker 1: pretty cool. It's like down an alleyway and in this

609
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:08,239
Speaker 1: little square and we have a bananimal who's actually was

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Speaker 1: it was his idea and he's going to be running it.

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Speaker 2: That is so nice. And uh, it's important because you know,

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00:33:17,360 --> 00:33:21,720
Speaker 2: I think the gentleman's name was I think it's Stephen.

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00:33:21,920 --> 00:33:26,800
Speaker 2: I'm almost positive it's Stephen Michael as Stephen G. Michael.

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00:33:27,080 --> 00:33:30,200
Speaker 2: And you suggested it to us so sweetly and kindly,

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00:33:30,360 --> 00:33:34,480
Speaker 2: and we're gonna absolutely do it, which is awesome. So

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Speaker 2: thanks for volunteering. And also, Kurt, I don't know if

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Speaker 2: you saw, but I got ordained. I am now ordained

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Speaker 2: to Mary in Colorado.

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Speaker 1: Nice work.

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Speaker 2: So now you're going to have two actual ministers in

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Speaker 2: front of you, marrying between four and twenty people. And

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Speaker 2: I think we have like fifteen couples.

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Speaker 1: Yes, between four and twenty. It gets cut off at

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Speaker 1: twenty folks. Yeah, damn, right in there, Mary twenty. We

625
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Speaker 1: just don't have the time, Nope, wish because I have o'clock.

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Speaker 1: We got to judge a dog contest. It's gonna be

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Speaker 1: a very big, crazy, weird day. Also, when we're not

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00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:16,760
Speaker 1: in the dunk tank, well we'll just have a hunk

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Speaker 1: in there.

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Speaker 2: Dunk thenk yeah, dunk the honk yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So when we're not in the dunk tank, just

632
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:25,719
Speaker 1: dunk a honk, you know, for the patriarchy.

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00:34:25,880 --> 00:34:28,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, he represents the patriarchy. He is a hunk. We've

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00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:31,239
Speaker 2: seen him shirtless. And I think it's gonna make a

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00:34:31,239 --> 00:34:33,440
Speaker 2: dollar donation to dunk the honk and that's all going

636
00:34:33,520 --> 00:34:35,960
Speaker 2: to go to charity, not to not to the banana boys.

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Speaker 2: Prepared to eat, prepared to drink, have a great time.

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Speaker 2: We're all gonna be so fun together, all right.

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Speaker 1: This was sent in by Rita, So thank you Rita.

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Speaker 4: This was.

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Speaker 2: That sounds real?

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00:34:49,200 --> 00:34:51,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, so this was scientists made a list of lost

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Speaker 1: birds and now they want us to find them. And

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00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,160
Speaker 1: that's pretty much the whole story.

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00:34:56,320 --> 00:34:57,839
Speaker 2: It's scientists up to.

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00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:01,239
Speaker 1: It's just like the name of the birds, and then

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00:35:01,239 --> 00:35:06,160
Speaker 1: it says when it's like last scene, but there's some

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00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:10,400
Speaker 1: great names in here. Bird names are fucking crazy.

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Speaker 2: How did they get there?

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Speaker 1: How did they get there? I had a joke about

651
00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,359
Speaker 1: it for a little while, and I just I don't

652
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:18,440
Speaker 1: know if it's a stupid joke.

653
00:35:19,239 --> 00:35:21,800
Speaker 2: I loved it, but I also know I think you

654
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:24,480
Speaker 2: should try it on Friday because there will be a

655
00:35:24,480 --> 00:35:27,279
Speaker 2: lot at them in comedy works because there's so many

656
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:30,879
Speaker 2: ban animals who just know that you're a bird guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

657
00:35:31,160 --> 00:35:32,520
Speaker 2: it's so damn funny though.

658
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:36,399
Speaker 1: I will, I'll try it. I will definitely be doing it. Yeah,

659
00:35:36,440 --> 00:35:40,319
Speaker 1: that the Bananas weekend, because I'll be doing every joke

660
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:43,799
Speaker 1: I have. That's that's not old got the show. This

661
00:35:43,960 --> 00:35:47,280
Speaker 1: article is just the names of birds that we're supposed

662
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 1: to find for the scientists. And there's certain ones that

663
00:35:50,640 --> 00:35:52,680
Speaker 1: haven't been seen since nineteen fifty nine. So I don't

664
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:54,280
Speaker 1: know where the fuck they think we're gonna.

665
00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:56,000
Speaker 2: Find them in the sky, I would guess.

666
00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,360
Speaker 1: But also it's this. This is part of the New

667
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:02,080
Speaker 1: York Times. It's called the World of Birds, which is

668
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:05,280
Speaker 1: it says how to start birding. There's like a whole

669
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:07,920
Speaker 1: article on how to start birding. I'll send it to you, Scottie.

670
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,160
Speaker 1: We're going to start birding.

671
00:36:09,320 --> 00:36:10,640
Speaker 2: Okay, we're bird boys.

672
00:36:10,800 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 1: We're bird boys. So here's what I really want to

673
00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:15,520
Speaker 1: tell you guys about. Okay, single man rents billboard to

674
00:36:15,560 --> 00:36:19,359
Speaker 1: find a date, promises he quote has normal hobbies and

675
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:29,279
Speaker 1: can cook PARENTHESI sees, well, this was sent in by.

676
00:36:27,440 --> 00:36:30,760
Speaker 2: It sounds like a keeper. This guy hobbies, can.

677
00:36:30,600 --> 00:36:35,759
Speaker 1: Cook, and can figure out how to rent a billboard, yeah,

678
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,399
Speaker 1: which isn't exactly the easiest thing to do. As someone

679
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:42,040
Speaker 1: who's rented billboards, yeah we have Yeah. This was sent

680
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:44,240
Speaker 1: in by Joan Joanna Swan.

681
00:36:44,480 --> 00:36:46,760
Speaker 2: Thank you, Joanna, Thank you, Joanna Swan.

682
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:52,359
Speaker 1: This was in People magazine. It's written by David Chu.

683
00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:56,279
Speaker 1: Thank you, David so good. It is single twenty eight

684
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:59,920
Speaker 1: year old man from West Philadelphia born and raised, chose

685
00:37:00,239 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 1: unconventional route to try and find love, putting himself out

686
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:07,319
Speaker 1: there on a billboard. David Klein, a dated manager, paid

687
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:10,000
Speaker 1: over one thousand dollars to rent a billboard, which will

688
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:13,320
Speaker 1: hopefully result in him no longer being single. ABC affiliate

689
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:16,759
Speaker 1: wpv I reported the large, colorful sign currently hangs in

690
00:37:16,760 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 1: his neighborhood and features an image of smiling clin giving

691
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:22,799
Speaker 1: up thumbs up sign. The ad reads want to go

692
00:37:22,840 --> 00:37:24,160
Speaker 1: on a date with Dave?

693
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:26,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, who wouldn't who?

694
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:28,759
Speaker 1: I love this guy. Sign also lists a couple of

695
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:32,920
Speaker 1: fast facts about clients, which include that he has normal hobbies,

696
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 1: owns a cat pictured, and ken cook well. In an

697
00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:40,680
Speaker 1: interview with WPVII, the bachelor said the billboard was just

698
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:42,799
Speaker 1: supposed to be funny for the most part, but that

699
00:37:42,880 --> 00:37:45,680
Speaker 1: it has led to some messages, which is great. Quote.

700
00:37:45,719 --> 00:37:47,439
Speaker 1: It may shock you to know, but the guy who

701
00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:50,160
Speaker 1: bought a billboard is a funny haha. He he really

702
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:53,279
Speaker 1: is actually one hundred percent single. He added. If you

703
00:37:53,360 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 1: live in Philadelphia or anywhere with central air conditioning, feel

704
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:58,800
Speaker 1: free to send me a message. My only request is

705
00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 1: that if you want to reach out, I appreciate if

706
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:04,120
Speaker 1: you didn't send me spam, threats or anything weird. I

707
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:07,360
Speaker 1: have literally no idea if this will be popular at

708
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:09,960
Speaker 1: all or totally forgettable in two days, So just have

709
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:12,640
Speaker 1: fun and feel free to ask me out. So far,

710
00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:14,759
Speaker 1: as said, he's gotten a few messages. Even as a

711
00:38:14,880 --> 00:38:17,759
Speaker 1: date in the works, Responses to client's billboard, which will

712
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:21,239
Speaker 1: be on display four to one month, have been positive.

713
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:23,720
Speaker 1: So if you want, if you're interested, you're in Philly,

714
00:38:23,760 --> 00:38:27,960
Speaker 1: you want to date Dave, It's date Underscore Dave, Underscore Philly.

715
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:31,279
Speaker 1: I'm going there right now to look and see what's

716
00:38:31,320 --> 00:38:35,400
Speaker 1: the latest situation, because last time Dave was still single.

717
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:37,480
Speaker 1: Let's see date here.

718
00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:37,919
Speaker 2: It is.

719
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:44,359
Speaker 1: The craziest part about this is that someone else took

720
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:50,640
Speaker 1: out another Instagram which is Alisa dates Dave Philly, but

721
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:53,799
Speaker 1: it doesn't seem like Alisa is dating Dave. Alsa has

722
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 1: started just an Instagram account to try and woo Dave.

723
00:38:58,120 --> 00:38:59,440
Speaker 1: I guess date Dave.

724
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:01,080
Speaker 2: What could go wrong?

725
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,200
Speaker 1: What could go wrong?

726
00:39:03,680 --> 00:39:07,000
Speaker 2: We could go wrong? This very public, it's good. I mean,

727
00:39:07,040 --> 00:39:10,560
Speaker 2: I like it. It's hard to meet people. Maybe maybe

728
00:39:10,560 --> 00:39:12,440
Speaker 2: this guy's sick of the apps. We all know the

729
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:15,080
Speaker 2: apps are terrible. And I actually just read an article

730
00:39:15,120 --> 00:39:17,520
Speaker 2: recently that said people are starting to step away from

731
00:39:17,560 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 2: the apps and do more like singles, mixers, like hiking clubs,

732
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 2: cooking clubs, like people are kind of getting back into

733
00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:29,400
Speaker 2: doing speed dating and real life things. And you go, well, yeah,

734
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:33,439
Speaker 2: it's it's a bummer when you put yourself out there

735
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:37,439
Speaker 2: and somebody's like, Nope, eyebrows are too big. We will

736
00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:39,840
Speaker 2: never be in love. It's a crazy feeling.

737
00:39:40,480 --> 00:39:46,560
Speaker 1: Dave is still single, and he looks cute. He looks

738
00:39:46,680 --> 00:39:52,040
Speaker 1: like me if I had very long red hair and

739
00:39:52,280 --> 00:39:53,400
Speaker 1: terrible glasses.

740
00:39:53,680 --> 00:39:55,239
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll work on the glasses.

741
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, his glasses are not great. Sorry, Dave.

742
00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:01,200
Speaker 2: Hey, we probably have a warby Parker somewhere for bananas.

743
00:40:01,200 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 2: Try it.

744
00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:03,840
Speaker 1: I don't Yeah, yeah, I don't know if it still works.

745
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 2: Costco has affordable glasses. Go check him out. Dave as

746
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:09,799
Speaker 2: of Straighten Up.

747
00:40:10,120 --> 00:40:13,360
Speaker 1: As of three days ago, Dave is still single big

748
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:15,239
Speaker 1: fan of Dave. Go dat.

749
00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:16,120
Speaker 2: It's a good effort.

750
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:19,279
Speaker 1: It's a great effort. I like it. Anytime anybody takes

751
00:40:19,320 --> 00:40:22,640
Speaker 1: out a billboard that's not for buy this thing from

752
00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:27,320
Speaker 1: a corporation, I think, yay, awesome. I love Chaz Chas.

753
00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:30,399
Speaker 1: I love you know. There's a guy, there's a there's

754
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:35,680
Speaker 1: a salon in Los Angeles, Chas Dean. He's taken out

755
00:40:35,680 --> 00:40:39,640
Speaker 1: the same billboard for probably twenty years, and his look

756
00:40:39,680 --> 00:40:42,720
Speaker 1: has changed over the twenty years.

757
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:43,919
Speaker 2: It's different kind of guy.

758
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:48,600
Speaker 1: He's his look. Have you seen Chas Dean's look recently?

759
00:40:49,239 --> 00:40:51,879
Speaker 2: Me? Yeah, I see it every time I drive down

760
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:53,759
Speaker 2: Western I see that guy once a day.

761
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 1: And uh, it's a different look now, isn't it. It

762
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,800
Speaker 1: used to know like kind of slicked in, like frosted

763
00:40:59,840 --> 00:41:02,479
Speaker 1: tear hips kind of dude. And now he's got very

764
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:06,359
Speaker 1: very long hair. It's a whole new it's a whole

765
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 1: new Chas Deine.

766
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:13,000
Speaker 2: Yeah. And for he apparently he crushes it on like

767
00:41:13,400 --> 00:41:17,200
Speaker 2: QVC or whatever. It's called now like. Apparently he makes

768
00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:19,719
Speaker 2: his money because when he goes on and sells us

769
00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:22,160
Speaker 2: he does hair care and skin products, mostly hair care,

770
00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:24,080
Speaker 2: I think, but he does have a couple of salons

771
00:41:24,120 --> 00:41:26,799
Speaker 2: around the city. But what I've been told is, first

772
00:41:26,840 --> 00:41:31,280
Speaker 2: of all of my male gay friends in LA all

773
00:41:31,280 --> 00:41:33,879
Speaker 2: have met him at least once, and all either like, yeah,

774
00:41:33,920 --> 00:41:36,600
Speaker 2: he's fine, or they're like, oh, he's great. It's a

775
00:41:36,760 --> 00:41:39,440
Speaker 2: very funny like mix of he just must be out

776
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 2: and about chas Deine is known. And I will say

777
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:45,520
Speaker 2: we won't comment on anybody's physical appearance, but I will

778
00:41:45,560 --> 00:41:49,480
Speaker 2: say that once you see him, you'll never not recognize

779
00:41:49,520 --> 00:41:52,479
Speaker 2: him exactly. Yes, he's one of one.

780
00:41:53,000 --> 00:41:54,480
Speaker 1: There's one of one.

781
00:41:54,840 --> 00:41:58,680
Speaker 2: He's one of one. He's But I like what Dave's

782
00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:02,160
Speaker 2: up to. I think it's a funny. It's a funny effort,

783
00:42:02,200 --> 00:42:04,840
Speaker 2: and you got to put yourself out there, you just

784
00:42:04,920 --> 00:42:09,680
Speaker 2: got to. I was working this one job and there's

785
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:15,960
Speaker 2: another famous billboard around Los Angeles up for work boot warehouse.

786
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:17,960
Speaker 2: Do you know the one for it? It's a yellow one.

787
00:42:18,120 --> 00:42:22,360
Speaker 2: It has a woman wearing like Timberland boots. She's got

788
00:42:22,480 --> 00:42:26,440
Speaker 2: caught like a jean daisy dukes on. She's a little

789
00:42:26,840 --> 00:42:31,279
Speaker 2: she has an ample bosom, proudly shown. And so we

790
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:33,600
Speaker 2: were in this room. We were in Hollywood, and we

791
00:42:33,600 --> 00:42:37,360
Speaker 2: were like five guys, five gals, all writing, and we

792
00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:40,239
Speaker 2: got into a debate that took maybe an hour and

793
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:42,800
Speaker 2: a half to the point where we sent the writer's

794
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:46,040
Speaker 2: assistant out to get coffee to drive by the closest one.

795
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:51,040
Speaker 2: And here's what we were debating. Is the woman modeling

796
00:42:51,120 --> 00:42:56,319
Speaker 2: on the workboot warehouse is she white or is she

797
00:42:56,400 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 2: Asian American? Oh, she's white, She's Asian American.

798
00:43:01,840 --> 00:43:02,919
Speaker 1: What Oh?

799
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:06,239
Speaker 2: It was people dug in and if you if you

800
00:43:06,239 --> 00:43:08,359
Speaker 2: want to google imager Kurt, it's the say it's been

801
00:43:08,400 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 2: the same billboard for so long, and it she is

802
00:43:12,120 --> 00:43:16,240
Speaker 2: an Asian American woman with blonde hair. And the room

803
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:20,080
Speaker 2: was so divided. People were almost yelling like fuck you

804
00:43:20,160 --> 00:43:22,040
Speaker 2: at each other because they were like, I see it

805
00:43:22,080 --> 00:43:24,399
Speaker 2: every day. They're like, you're looking at her boobs, you're

806
00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:26,840
Speaker 2: not even looking at her face, and you're you know,

807
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:28,680
Speaker 2: I'm over there just being like, well, the boots are

808
00:43:28,719 --> 00:43:29,760
Speaker 2: tied very nicely.

809
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:36,200
Speaker 1: Uh, dude, that that's so crazy. It's crazy, right, Oh, anyways,

810
00:43:36,040 --> 00:43:36,960
Speaker 1: it's so crazy.

811
00:43:37,120 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 2: If you visit Los Angeles with your family or friends,

812
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:42,600
Speaker 2: your spouse, your partner, you're maybe you're on your honeymoon

813
00:43:42,640 --> 00:43:45,120
Speaker 2: and you're driving around and you see a yellow billboard

814
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:48,319
Speaker 2: of a woman laying down with work boots on. Just

815
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 2: know that that model is Asian American and we're we

816
00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:55,560
Speaker 2: are here for it. She looks great, She's moving a

817
00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:58,920
Speaker 2: lot of boots. We're proud of her. Isn't that crazy?

818
00:43:58,960 --> 00:44:00,000
Speaker 2: I just blew your mind, didn't I?

819
00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 1: Urt Yep, I never knew.

820
00:44:02,440 --> 00:44:06,759
Speaker 2: You never would have known until a writer's room for

821
00:44:06,800 --> 00:44:11,359
Speaker 2: an animated show. We're screaming at each other. A lot

822
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:14,120
Speaker 2: of bananimals sent this in, Kurtibe. I'm sure you saw it,

823
00:44:14,160 --> 00:44:16,960
Speaker 2: maybe saw it in your own time. Alex Smith is

824
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:19,319
Speaker 2: who I had send it in first. So thank you,

825
00:44:19,480 --> 00:44:23,319
Speaker 2: Alex Smith. You are truly the greatest human in the

826
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:27,520
Speaker 2: history of the planet. Nissan Pathfinder burns to the ground

827
00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:30,759
Speaker 2: after dressedic spider removal technique backfires.

828
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:33,120
Speaker 1: I mean, this is it. This is what we come

829
00:44:33,160 --> 00:44:36,759
Speaker 1: here for to hear stories about people who destroy their

830
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 1: cars because they have one small bug inside.

831
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:43,640
Speaker 2: That's right. This was written by the absolute eracknet expert

832
00:44:43,680 --> 00:44:50,200
Speaker 2: to the stars tyre Tyra Lawler casts goodness for a

833
00:44:50,239 --> 00:44:52,920
Speaker 2: website that Kurt's checking in I don't know twenty five

834
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:55,880
Speaker 2: one hundred times a day car expert dot com.

835
00:44:56,120 --> 00:44:57,799
Speaker 1: You know what I do is I now have an

836
00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:01,640
Speaker 1: AI voice read every article post and I wake up

837
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:04,719
Speaker 1: to it. So I have a radio that clicks on

838
00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:07,359
Speaker 1: and it just reads articles from what is.

839
00:45:07,320 --> 00:45:09,560
Speaker 2: It a car expert dot com?

840
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:11,480
Speaker 1: A cor expert dot com.

841
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:15,040
Speaker 2: Of course he has an AI voice of Chaz Dean

842
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:19,239
Speaker 2: read him every article before his children's awake, and he

843
00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:20,320
Speaker 2: makes them porridge.

844
00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:22,239
Speaker 1: I don't turn the lights on. I lay in the

845
00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:24,760
Speaker 1: dark and I listen to every article on car expert

846
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:25,440
Speaker 1: dot com.

847
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:28,680
Speaker 2: You don't want to miss a word when Tyra Lawler

848
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:33,840
Speaker 2: cass is typing away about just breaking stories like the

849
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:37,040
Speaker 2: Nissan Pathfinder that burned to the ground after a drastic

850
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:43,279
Speaker 2: spider removal technique backfired. Apparently it was too hard to

851
00:45:43,360 --> 00:45:48,279
Speaker 2: find a can of bug spray. Emergency services responded to

852
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 2: a car on fire in Townsville after a man reportedly

853
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 2: tried to set a spider a light. What a light?

854
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:58,560
Speaker 2: She didn't have to go for that, Tyra, You could

855
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:03,239
Speaker 2: just say on fire uh seven News Townsville reports that

856
00:46:03,440 --> 00:46:06,759
Speaker 2: Nissan Pathfinder was burnt to a crisp and it is

857
00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:09,560
Speaker 2: this thing is a charcoal briquette.

858
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:14,040
Speaker 1: What was he? What was this person burning the spider with? What?

859
00:46:14,040 --> 00:46:14,400
Speaker 2: What?

860
00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:14,720
Speaker 1: Also?

861
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:14,920
Speaker 4: What?

862
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:18,760
Speaker 1: Why do you jump right to fire? There's so many

863
00:46:18,800 --> 00:46:19,799
Speaker 1: ways to do this.

864
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:23,480
Speaker 2: There's left shoe, there's right shoe, there's open the door

865
00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:26,839
Speaker 2: and blow. They'll just be cool with spiders. Spiders are

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Speaker 2: pretty good for the most part.

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Speaker 1: Fine, there's just there's like two that are a problem,

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Speaker 1: and they're probably not in your car unless it's Australia.

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Speaker 1: Is this Australia.

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Speaker 2: I believe it is.

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Speaker 1: Oh, it's Australia, all right. It probably was trying to

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Speaker 1: kill them. It probably was driving the car.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, don't mind me. Seven News Townsville reports that Nissan

874
00:46:50,280 --> 00:46:53,400
Speaker 2: Pathfinders burnt took Crisp, with video showing firefighters and police

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00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:57,600
Speaker 2: assessing the smoldering wreckage audio from the emergency services so

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00:46:57,719 --> 00:47:00,800
Speaker 2: they're nine to one one in America disc the scene

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00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 2: played over the footage quote, oh, this is what the

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00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 2: person said. This is what the guy said to the

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Speaker 2: emergency services worker. Set the car on fire, trying to

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Speaker 2: kill spider. I have no further details. Fantastic, that's all

881
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:20,120
Speaker 2: you need to know. It's unclear if the fifty seven

882
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Speaker 2: year old driver was injured during the fire or if

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00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:26,120
Speaker 2: he was able to successfully kill the spider. We'll never

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00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:30,879
Speaker 2: know that. So how should one get bugs from a car?

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00:47:30,920 --> 00:47:33,200
Speaker 2: For Star Wars, Don't panic, Kurt, That's what.

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00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:35,879
Speaker 1: We're moving on to. We have not yet found out

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00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:39,200
Speaker 1: how he lit the car on fire trying to this.

888
00:47:39,320 --> 00:47:41,120
Speaker 1: We're just going to go right to safe ways of

889
00:47:41,120 --> 00:47:42,440
Speaker 1: getting a spider out of your car.

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00:47:42,600 --> 00:47:45,680
Speaker 2: The one call that they released said set the car

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Speaker 2: on fire trying to kill a spider. I have no

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Speaker 2: further details.

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00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:51,480
Speaker 1: It's not an article. This is not an I'm furious

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00:47:51,560 --> 00:47:54,760
Speaker 1: we fear sent this by one hundreds hundreds of ban animals.

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00:47:54,960 --> 00:47:57,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, because they know I like Rube Goldberg's. They like

896
00:47:57,840 --> 00:47:59,920
Speaker 2: when one thing leads to another and it escalates to

897
00:48:00,160 --> 00:48:06,719
Speaker 2: a point of cartoon Mary Melody's level of absurdity. So yes,

898
00:48:06,880 --> 00:48:10,880
Speaker 2: Kurt Tyler Lawler Cast knows Bananas as an educational podcast.

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00:48:10,920 --> 00:48:13,640
Speaker 2: So she says, so, how does one get rid of

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00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:15,960
Speaker 2: bugs in a car? For starters, don't panic if you

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00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 2: see one. Yes, it's hard to maintain composure. If that

902
00:48:19,800 --> 00:48:23,239
Speaker 2: cockroach starts flying, But we'd rather you pull over first

903
00:48:23,320 --> 00:48:26,880
Speaker 2: and deal with the insect erected or multi lake creature

904
00:48:26,920 --> 00:48:32,319
Speaker 2: while stationary. You can give a quick car wash, well

905
00:48:32,360 --> 00:48:35,719
Speaker 2: that's insane, and a vacuum. Or you can use citronella

906
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:37,320
Speaker 2: base inseec repellents.

907
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:40,600
Speaker 1: Oh what is going on with Ted? All of these

908
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:42,160
Speaker 1: suggestions are fucking looty to.

909
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:45,400
Speaker 2: She gets paid for word count. There's no other answer.

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00:48:45,520 --> 00:48:49,120
Speaker 1: What about just like a cup over the spider and

911
00:48:49,160 --> 00:48:52,280
Speaker 1: then a magazine underneath the cup, walk the spider outside,

912
00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:55,920
Speaker 1: let it go out there. Instead, we're gonna get citronella

913
00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:57,759
Speaker 1: candle inside the car.

914
00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:01,200
Speaker 2: Or citrilla based insec repell and only use bait and

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00:49:01,239 --> 00:49:05,960
Speaker 2: incesticides as a last resort solution. Oh and we'll repeat

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00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:09,719
Speaker 2: that again. Please don't use fire to drive bugs out

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Speaker 2: of your vehicle. Besides, try explaining to your insurance that

918
00:49:13,200 --> 00:49:15,640
Speaker 2: you accidentally set your car a blaze because of the

919
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:16,560
Speaker 2: bugs in there.

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00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:21,360
Speaker 1: I don't understand.

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00:49:22,160 --> 00:49:27,279
Speaker 2: I don't either. I've never felt this way when I'm

922
00:49:27,400 --> 00:49:31,600
Speaker 2: fine with bugs. When I spent a god three or

923
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Speaker 2: four nights in the Amazon going up the Amazon River,

924
00:49:35,560 --> 00:49:39,280
Speaker 2: staying at what we were told was an eco resort

925
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:42,920
Speaker 2: that ran on solar power, and it probably did in

926
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Speaker 2: the eighties when it was built and then seemingly abandoned.

927
00:49:46,640 --> 00:49:50,120
Speaker 2: And all night long I heard one of the hosts

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Speaker 2: of the TV show just repeatedly trying to kill what

929
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:58,360
Speaker 2: he said were cockroaches as big as his hand in

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Speaker 2: his own screened in little sleeping cabin. And I didn't

931
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Speaker 2: even think about it. I got in bed. I was

932
00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:08,719
Speaker 2: so tired, and the jungle is so loud at night.

933
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:11,400
Speaker 2: Yeah that, and I was like, what is he doing?

934
00:50:11,520 --> 00:50:14,239
Speaker 2: And He's like, dude, these cockroaches were like as big

935
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Speaker 2: as a dollar bill. Whoa, I'm so dumb. I just

936
00:50:18,680 --> 00:50:21,600
Speaker 2: went to sleep, woke up. I Hey, I haven't gotten

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00:50:21,600 --> 00:50:24,760
Speaker 2: COVID yet, so maybe something. Maybe, but me wearing dirty

938
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Speaker 2: goodwilll shirts and letting cockroaches crawl all over me up

939
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Speaker 2: the Amazon River, maybe that's the secret. And I need

940
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Speaker 2: to call Laurel Bristow and have myself studied.

941
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Speaker 1: Guys, I'm looking up other articles. That's why I'm a

942
00:50:41,840 --> 00:50:44,160
Speaker 1: little quiet. I'm looking up other articles on this. For

943
00:50:44,239 --> 00:50:47,320
Speaker 1: car fire, no one, no one has done any reporting

944
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Speaker 1: on this. No one has done any reporting on this.

945
00:50:49,480 --> 00:50:52,759
Speaker 1: This was a TikTok and then everyone just watched a

946
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:54,080
Speaker 1: TikTok and wrote an article.

947
00:50:54,480 --> 00:50:56,239
Speaker 2: Well that's news these days, isn't it.

948
00:50:57,360 --> 00:51:00,200
Speaker 1: Come on, guys, medium is in the biz medium.

949
00:51:00,680 --> 00:51:03,480
Speaker 2: I know, and you know Tyrol Aller casts who usually

950
00:51:03,640 --> 00:51:05,759
Speaker 2: it goes above and beyond all.

951
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:09,760
Speaker 1: We always think Tyra is the best in the bez.

952
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:13,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, we think she's like top shelf reporting. But you

953
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:15,880
Speaker 2: know what, maybe it just came across her news desk

954
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:19,240
Speaker 2: at car expert dot com and they said, I don't

955
00:51:19,280 --> 00:51:23,520
Speaker 2: care what you're doing, drop it, yeah, and type this

956
00:51:23,719 --> 00:51:27,759
Speaker 2: TikTok into an article that gives very little information and

957
00:51:28,000 --> 00:51:31,080
Speaker 2: only has a screenshot of a video, so it looks

958
00:51:31,080 --> 00:51:34,520
Speaker 2: like you're looking through vasolene when you see it. But

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Speaker 2: thank you to the hundreds, if not one thousand animals

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Speaker 2: who said Scotti will read this one. Alex Smith, you

961
00:51:40,239 --> 00:51:45,759
Speaker 2: were the absolute winner. God. I mean, I just I

962
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Speaker 2: don't I just wouldn't panic, Like it's just not I

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00:51:49,280 --> 00:51:52,560
Speaker 2: don't know, it doesn't seem to freak me out. Bugs

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Speaker 2: just don't bother me, is what I'm getting to.

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Speaker 1: Bugs don't bother scotty guys, So don't they don't bother

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Speaker 1: me with a bug. Okay, it's not gonna work.

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Speaker 2: I got an ant farm for Christmas when I was

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Speaker 2: like seven years old. You had to mail in to

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Speaker 2: get the ants. I did. One got on my finger

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Speaker 2: and bit it so hard, like, oh it hurts.

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Speaker 1: I was a biting ant that came in the mail.

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Speaker 1: Why not non biting ants to put in your ant farm.

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Speaker 1: That seems crazy.

974
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was the eighties, man, it was still wild

975
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:25,480
Speaker 2: and Lucy goosey. We didn't have the internet check it,

976
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Speaker 2: we didn't have Yelp for ant farms. It was just

977
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Speaker 2: my uncle Kenny said, this kid likes to look at

978
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:34,560
Speaker 2: dirt and insects, and yeah, bit me hard, it hurts,

979
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Speaker 2: and I still love ants.

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Speaker 1: Well that's it, Scottie. Thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: Pal. I love doing bananas with you. And by the

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00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:44,440
Speaker 2: time this one comes out, you and I may be

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Speaker 2: on our way to Denver. So thank you to the.

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Speaker 3: Actual thousands of people who have come seen Bananas live

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Speaker 3: over the last four years, and thousands of you have

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Speaker 3: taken the time and Kurty B and I.

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00:53:02,480 --> 00:53:23,920
Speaker 2: Yes, so damn much bananas. Oh yeah, Bananas is an

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Speaker 2: exactly right media production.

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Speaker 1: Our producer and engineer is Katie Levine.

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Speaker 2: The catchy Bananas theme song was composed and performed by Khan.

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Speaker 1: Artwork for Bananas was designed by Travis Millard, and.

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Speaker 2: Our benevolent overlords are the great Karen Kilgareff and Georgia

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Speaker 2: Hartstar

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Speaker 1: And Lisa Maggott is our full human, not a robot intern.