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Speaker 1: The Jewils Show on demand Jebils Dirty Little Secret. Time

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Speaker 1: for dirty little secret. Remember we said secret, weird secret secret.

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Speaker 1: It's time for dirty little secret. Se get out secret.

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Speaker 1: There's an R in the word secret. That's not a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret. That's something that everybody should know. It's

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Speaker 1: time for dirty little secret. And if you have a

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret to share with us, just text in

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Speaker 1: four one O six one. We'll let you tell your

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Speaker 1: secret no matter what it is, on the show. And

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Speaker 1: we always keep you anonymous. Nobody knows who you are.

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Speaker 1: We don't even ask what your name is. What's your

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret? Okay? So yeah, oh god, I hate

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Speaker 1: to admit this, but I'm not entirely sure. Said I'm

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Speaker 1: so jazzed up about being a parent anymore. Uma, hold

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Speaker 1: on one second. So that's your secret? Yeah, yeah, look

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Speaker 1: it's okay. So here's the thing is, it's like, obviously,

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Speaker 1: you know, we've all been home way too much lately, uh,

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Speaker 1: and and you know it's like everybody's sort of you know,

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Speaker 1: testing their own patients with one another, and and basically

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Speaker 1: just you know, over the past couple of months, I've

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Speaker 1: just like really really found that I'm just like getting

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Speaker 1: you know, just really short with like my wife and

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Speaker 1: you know, my kids are getting on my nerves and

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Speaker 1: absolutely right, but I mean the fact that that happens

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Speaker 1: though from time to time it sounds though like the

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Speaker 1: system or of a concrete thing for you, like you

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Speaker 1: just realize that you're tired of being a parent. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's it's it's well, I mean, it's one of those

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Speaker 1: things where it's like, you know, prior to the whole

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Speaker 1: quarantine thing, it was like, you know, I would at

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Speaker 1: least get the break of going to work each day.

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Speaker 1: Right now that I'm now that I'm working from home,

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Speaker 1: and now that I'm around them all the time every

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Speaker 1: single bay, it's just like I just I don't know,

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Speaker 1: I just at the end of my rope and and

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Speaker 1: I don't know if if I'm you know, built for this,

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Speaker 1: and and it just you know, it just doesn't feel

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Speaker 1: like it's worth it, if you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: That's a tough problem because it's hard to get rid

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Speaker 1: of a child, I assume. Yeah, yeah, yeah it is. Yeah, sorry,

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Speaker 1: that's out of like I've tried that, but but you know,

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Speaker 1: but no, it's just it's just one of those things

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Speaker 1: where it's just like I just don't. I just don't

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Speaker 1: know what to do. You know. It's like I wake

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Speaker 1: up every morning and and it's like it's even gotten

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Speaker 1: to the point where it's like I've got my own

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Speaker 1: sort of secret calendar that i keep hidden away with

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Speaker 1: my work stuff, where I'm literally checking off days until

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Speaker 1: my children turn eighteen. And wow, nothing that you dig

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Speaker 1: about it. Huh dang, no, you know, I mean, like,

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Speaker 1: don't get don't get me wrong. It's like when they

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Speaker 1: were born, like I was so I was so excited

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Speaker 1: to be a dad, and you know, the magic of

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Speaker 1: these kids, you know, it's just like it filled my

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Speaker 1: heart was like so much warmth and so much love.

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Speaker 1: But now I'm just like, oh my god, they're just

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Speaker 1: you know, it's like they're so loud that they never

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Speaker 1: ever stop. And then even once they go to bed

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Speaker 1: at night, it's just like, you know, I'm already exhausted.

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Speaker 1: And then that's when my wife wants like a lone

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Speaker 1: time for the two of us, and I'm just like

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Speaker 1: I'm already done, Like I'm done with my day, you know,

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Speaker 1: and you don't want any more of the kids. It

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Speaker 1: sounds like, so don't do that, Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: get sent Yeah seriously. Yeah, I mean that's that's that

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Speaker 1: is one idea for sure. But but yeah, anyway that

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Speaker 1: I guess that's just my dirty level secrets that I

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Speaker 1: just you know, I'm tired. I'm tired of being a parent. Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 1: well I'm sorry to hear that. Yeah that sucks. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm sure a lot of people that can relate at

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Speaker 1: the moment. Yeah for sure. How long you got until

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Speaker 1: you're done being a parent then you can finally be

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Speaker 1: happy again? Too long? The Jewels Show on demand