Speaker 1: Second date, up date. If you see a cute somebody
Speaker 1: out in the wild, I can tell you what animals
Speaker 1: would do, but it might make you blush.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I had to let you out help myself.
Speaker 1: That's just how love works in the animal world, but
Speaker 1: with humans it's a little bit of a different story.
Speaker 1: In general, a lot of guys get too scared to
Speaker 1: approach if they spot an attractive woman out in the wild.
Speaker 2: Well, we are praying, mantis.
Speaker 1: Rip a guy's head off right after you're done with us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: That's the thing. The fear tends to take over. But
Speaker 1: one of our listeners says he found a way to
Speaker 1: conquer that fear by using a game. Apparently it's interesting.
Speaker 2: Usually women don't like it when you play games.
Speaker 1: I don't know how it works. So let's welcome Richard
Speaker 1: to the show. Richard, How you doing man?
Speaker 3: How you doing?
Speaker 4: Guys?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you a happy guy, Richard coming in?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: What's this like game or strategy that you use when
Speaker 1: you approach women.
Speaker 3: Well, it's a familiar game to all of you, I bet,
Speaker 3: but we play it in a different way. Me and
Speaker 3: my buddy when we're out, you know, in a public place,
Speaker 3: where we're around gorgeous women or women in general, and
Speaker 3: what we do is we shoot rock paper scissors.
Speaker 5: Oh to like see who gets to go talk to
Speaker 5: her first or something.
Speaker 3: Whoever loses is the one that has to go and
Speaker 3: strike up it.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's actually kind of smart because like, either way
Speaker 1: one of you has to approach and like make a move.
Speaker 6: I want us to pick something up, like get off
Speaker 6: the couch, you know.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's interesting. I guess that's fun too. So that
Speaker 1: did that happen to you recently?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I mean, as you might expect, the rejection rate
Speaker 3: is pretty high. You would also be surprised how often
Speaker 3: it works.
Speaker 5: Okay, and I'm guessing it worked this time since you're
Speaker 5: on the phone, it does.
Speaker 3: Yep, exactly. My buddy's paper covered my rock and we
Speaker 3: were at the park one day and there was a
Speaker 3: cute girl just sort of sitting on a blanket. Walked
Speaker 3: over and introduced myself and her name is Hannah, and.
Speaker 2: Oh and she liked your paper.
Speaker 3: Huh, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1: Do you tell them about the day? Do you say, hey,
Speaker 1: how are you?
Speaker 3: No? No, no, no, no no. This is between my
Speaker 3: pal of me.
Speaker 1: I was gonna think this and that's the reason.
Speaker 5: I mean, you've done this so many times. Do you
Speaker 5: have a go to opening line that you use when
Speaker 5: you lose Roal Champeaux and have to.
Speaker 3: Approach No, not really use the same line. It's like
Speaker 3: anything else, it just gets tired and you're not into it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So what did you say to Hannah?
Speaker 3: I just said, hey, how are you? It's gorgeous out
Speaker 3: and she said in this room.
Speaker 1: Just both swooned at the same time.
Speaker 3: No weather, I know, it's stupid as it is.
Speaker 2: It works, Yeah, but the thing is, it's not a
Speaker 2: line like that's nice.
Speaker 5: It feels it feels yeah, normal and relaxed.
Speaker 1: So were you able to get her number off of that?
Speaker 3: Yeah? And we we talked for a little while and
Speaker 3: we set up a dinner date, like a proper date,
Speaker 3: you know, downtown at a nice place.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: How did nice dinner go? That's exciting.
Speaker 3: It went really well. And we were in there for
Speaker 3: like about close to like an hour and a half,
Speaker 3: two hours, I mean, just taking our time, casual conversation,
Speaker 3: and she looked hot. I mean, she looked so good.
Speaker 3: So it's one of those things where I wanted to
Speaker 3: kind of prolong the fun for as long as I could,
Speaker 3: but it had to end. So we walked outside and
Speaker 3: there's like one of these live remote TV crews doing,
Speaker 3: you know, person on the street interview stuff.
Speaker 5: In a positive way, or at your restaurant just is
Speaker 5: getting shut down for how.
Speaker 3: No, had nothing to do with the restaurant. They wanted
Speaker 3: to ask people about, like crime in downtown.
Speaker 1: Have you heard about rogue? People playing rock paper?
Speaker 3: So busted? So they asked me, you know, and I'm
Speaker 3: a bit of a hand, so I was.
Speaker 1: Like, all right, that's fun You did a TV interview
Speaker 1: in the middle of your ID.
Speaker 2: Wow, that's so funny.
Speaker 3: So did my thing and then we sort of moved
Speaker 3: on from there. I didn't get a kiss. I got
Speaker 3: like a big hug.
Speaker 5: Really because you're famous now it's funny in the interview
Speaker 5: or you're being like dead serious talking about.
Speaker 3: I tried to be sincere, but I'm still trying to
Speaker 3: be lighthearted about it.
Speaker 5: Yeah I could if you're seeing someone do that.
Speaker 1: I don't think the local TV news stations would appreciate
Speaker 1: like a comedian coming on and joking about the crime
Speaker 1: in their city.
Speaker 2: Which they would ask me.
Speaker 1: They really should. One ratings would go up here that
Speaker 1: channel seven. I'm waiting. Okay, So you said you ended
Speaker 1: with a long hug, and that seems pretty good. What's
Speaker 1: happened since then?
Speaker 3: Not a lot, And that's why I'm kind of talking
Speaker 3: to you guys.
Speaker 5: Oh no, you should have used that moment to be like,
Speaker 5: come back to my place. We'll watch the eleven o'clock.
Speaker 2: News to get people back to her. Yeah, that's right, jose,
Speaker 2: I need.
Speaker 3: You to come with me and my buddy to the party.
Speaker 1: All right. So have you spoken to her at all
Speaker 1: since then?
Speaker 3: Or no? It's been silent, like no communication back day.
Speaker 2: Everything sounds so good. It's a mystery, I know, that's
Speaker 2: what I thought.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm just happy that we have a famous person
Speaker 1: on the phone with us now to boost the ratings
Speaker 1: of this second date up there. We're gonna come back
Speaker 1: and call Hannah for you right after this second date update.
Speaker 1: Who would have thought a little rock Scissors paper RSP
Speaker 1: could lead to some t l C.
Speaker 2: It's rock papers even HPV, I don't know.
Speaker 6: That's aren't very high.
Speaker 2: Get your vaccine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that didn't happen though, because they only hugged. They
Speaker 1: just hugged at the end of the day. Too many
Speaker 1: weird acronyms coming together there. But I bring it up.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I only bring it up because
Speaker 1: that's how our listener, Richard met Hannah. A game of
Speaker 1: Rock paper scissors led to a fancy dinner date that
Speaker 1: eventually led to a TV interview with the local news.
Speaker 2: That's the wildest part man.
Speaker 1: Somewhere along the way, it must have gotten off the tracks,
Speaker 1: because now he's reaching out to us for help.
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally.
Speaker 5: We never heard, Like, it seemed like you enjoyed the
Speaker 5: TV interview, But did she say anything about it?
Speaker 3: I don't know. She kind of got in on it.
Speaker 3: I pulled her into the interview, and so it was,
Speaker 3: you know, both of us.
Speaker 1: So that's good.
Speaker 3: Oh, the hug was after okay, all right.
Speaker 5: Walked away in the middle of God, do you think
Speaker 5: that the reporter realized that she was interviewing someone that
Speaker 5: was on a first date, Like, that's so funny.
Speaker 1: I'm nervous because we're not just calling one famous person,
Speaker 1: We're possibly calling two famous people.
Speaker 3: Pressure is on.
Speaker 1: Here we go. Let's see if Hannah picks up.
Speaker 2: Her phone, ringing off the whole interview.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hi, we're looking to speak with Hannah who's calling.
Speaker 1: There is a radio show called Brook and Jeffrey in
Speaker 1: the Morning.
Speaker 2: Maybe this is her agent?
Speaker 4: Okay, is this Hannah?
Speaker 3: It is?
Speaker 6: How can I help you?
Speaker 1: Hi, Hannah? We're doing something on our show. It's a
Speaker 1: segment called a second Date Update.
Speaker 3: Hi.
Speaker 4: Okay, and there's a lot of you on the line there, Hi,
Speaker 4: radio show.
Speaker 1: You're probably disappointed that this isn't like a crime podcast.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: We heard you give good local television interviews.
Speaker 6: Oh wow, how did you.
Speaker 3: Hear about that interview?
Speaker 1: We heard about it because a guy that you went
Speaker 1: out with recently, Richard, told us about your Jesus? Oh wow?
Speaker 2: Is that what I heard?
Speaker 6: It was more of an oh, but yeah, we can
Speaker 6: go with.
Speaker 1: Okay. Well, we were calling to try and ask you
Speaker 1: some questions to figure out how you felt about Richard
Speaker 1: and how you felt about the date, because he told
Speaker 1: us a lot about it. Okay, Like I could just
Speaker 1: tell you. What we know is you met him at
Speaker 1: a park. You must have thought he was pretty charming
Speaker 1: because you went out to dinner with him at a
Speaker 1: nice restaurant and uh said, you had a great time,
Speaker 1: and you even got interviewed by the local news sounds
Speaker 1: like a cool day right after it was done.
Speaker 6: So weird, very cool.
Speaker 2: Wait, what's so weird? The date was so weird?
Speaker 6: Of the news like that, you guys are calling me,
Speaker 6: Oh that makes sense.
Speaker 1: I understand, But we're just trying to help get Richard
Speaker 1: some answers here because he's a little bit confused why
Speaker 1: there hasn't been a second meet up.
Speaker 6: I'm not quite sure what he told you, but.
Speaker 1: What I just said that.
Speaker 6: Sounds like everything. Well, I guess the news thing was
Speaker 6: kind of the issue.
Speaker 2: It was an issue.
Speaker 5: He said that they just interviewed you about like local
Speaker 5: crime and how you felt about it.
Speaker 4: That part's true, but I don't know if he told
Speaker 4: you that he actually noticed the newspeople first and kind
Speaker 4: of ran over to them because he said it was
Speaker 4: his dream to be on the local news.
Speaker 2: All he said was that he was a ham.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he.
Speaker 1: Doesn't shy away from that. And there's all kind of personalities.
Speaker 1: Some people are like, oh my god, my moment.
Speaker 2: And some people were like, this sounds terrifying.
Speaker 1: Is that a turn off to you? Like he's kind
Speaker 1: of fame hungry.
Speaker 6: I mean, I don't know if it was same hungry,
Speaker 6: but just like the whole thing was just really like
Speaker 6: just too much, Like what do you mean?
Speaker 4: Okay, So apparently the local news was doing a story
Speaker 4: about some kind of perse snatcher, an event that had
Speaker 4: like literally just happened that night.
Speaker 2: More generic the way he described it.
Speaker 6: Okay, No, it was not generic.
Speaker 4: And apparently this has been happening repeatedly in the area.
Speaker 4: And this is where it gets really creepy and weird. Yeah,
Speaker 4: he mentioned that he saw the guy, the per snatcher guy,
Speaker 4: while we were walking into the restaurant for our date.
Speaker 2: Did he though, I mean, maybe he did.
Speaker 6: I don't know. I mean, he said, he's like giving
Speaker 6: the guy the.
Speaker 4: News reporter a physical description, like this guy's got shifty eyes,
Speaker 4: he might have had something under his.
Speaker 2: Jacket or is that what you're thinking.
Speaker 4: That's what it seems like, and that and like he
Speaker 4: goes through this whole description of this perse snatcher person
Speaker 4: and then looks right into the camera and says, and
Speaker 4: if you don't believe me, just ask my girlfriend, and
Speaker 4: then kind of pulled me into the frame.
Speaker 2: That's it exactly.
Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah, he did mention that you were on TV
Speaker 1: for a bit, but I didn't know.
Speaker 6: No, he like yanked me into the frame.
Speaker 4: I was kind of standing off to the side, like
Speaker 4: deciding whether or not I should just dip.
Speaker 1: So did you show off your man or what?
Speaker 6: This was our first date, and I mean the park
Speaker 6: was nice, the date was nice. But at this point,
Speaker 6: I'm like, wait, you're talking about me like I'm your girlfriend.
Speaker 6: We've only known each other for like three hours to.
Speaker 5: Give up the benefit of the doubt, like, well, maybe
Speaker 5: he did see the perse snatcher and didn't.
Speaker 6: Want to tell you. And the best part is afterwards
Speaker 6: he tells me that he's super proud of me, and
Speaker 6: I did great on camera.
Speaker 2: I mean maybe he met like hey, Fred, that's a
Speaker 2: girl girlfriend.
Speaker 4: No, he made it like I'm his girlfriend and that
Speaker 4: if the news people don't believe him, then he can
Speaker 4: just double check with me.
Speaker 6: Because I saw the guy too.
Speaker 3: Well.
Speaker 1: I know that it was awkward when he pulled you
Speaker 1: into the TV interview, So now we're going to even
Speaker 1: it out and make it awkward by pulling him into
Speaker 1: this phone.
Speaker 5: Interview boyfriend, because he's on the other line, I'm wanting
Speaker 5: to talk to you.
Speaker 6: Thanks for the Hey, big guy, how's it going.
Speaker 3: That hurts?
Speaker 2: It didn't hurts?
Speaker 3: Yeah, way twisted around you guys like, yeah, you've read it.
Speaker 3: I'm saying that this is kind of embellishing what what happened?
Speaker 3: I mean, you know, I I think I saw the
Speaker 3: first snatcher. Guy who were right there with me? I
Speaker 3: mean I didn't face it. I mean, if there was
Speaker 3: a guy who was going to be downtown snatching pursues,
Speaker 3: just look at that dude and think, Okay.
Speaker 6: Well, yeah we saw a guy.
Speaker 4: We saw lots of guys like that doesn't mean that
Speaker 4: he's the purse snatcher and.
Speaker 3: That yes, he look like is guilty or sketchy.
Speaker 6: Or I mean, yes he looked a little sketchy, But
Speaker 6: I don't know that that's the first snatcher. And I'm
Speaker 6: not going to go accusing him of being the first
Speaker 6: catcher on national on local TV.
Speaker 1: Was a purse No?
Speaker 2: Was he on several persons? That's the key.
Speaker 6: No, he was just walking by quickly in a dark outfit.
Speaker 6: But he wasn't wearing a trench coat or anything. It
Speaker 6: was like he was hiding stuff under the coat.
Speaker 3: Y wait wait, wait, wait wait you were the one
Speaker 3: that said look at that dude with like the bandana on,
Speaker 3: you know, like, who were him?
Speaker 6: And I was trying to help you find the word.
Speaker 6: I was like, do you you mean you said he
Speaker 6: had something on his head? I'm like, oh, do you
Speaker 6: mean a bandana?
Speaker 2: Wait? Did you say that on television?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh god for crimes? All right, Well, this is clearly
Speaker 1: irresponsible on Richard.
Speaker 3: I would say it's shared responsibility. I mean, if they
Speaker 3: brought this guy into your studio and you took a
Speaker 3: look at him, you'd be like, yep, first snatches.
Speaker 2: Or they'd come into the studio and be like, which,
Speaker 2: what have you did it?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You shifty ourselves with them.
Speaker 1: Well, the real snatching that we're interested in is the
Speaker 1: snatching of hearts and love.
Speaker 2: She just threw up a little bit in her mouth.
Speaker 1: The reason that we called you, Hannah is because Richard
Speaker 1: wants to go out with you again.
Speaker 5: I mean, lord, maybe that's a good thing.
Speaker 6: I mean, are we going to have a date on
Speaker 6: television this time?
Speaker 1: I want you guys to go out again. And I
Speaker 1: think the only appropriate way to decide this is by
Speaker 1: doing rock paper scissors. And if you both have the
Speaker 1: same exact thing, then you know that it's meant to
Speaker 1: be and you can go out.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, okay, I'll do rock papers for an eight.
Speaker 1: Okay, I will count to three on three both shout
Speaker 1: out the name of what you're throwing. It is good
Speaker 1: for radio, and this is the one time that we're
Speaker 1: going to do this unless it works, and then we're
Speaker 1: going to do rock paper scissors on the tens every
Speaker 1: single game. So here we go, both ready, one, two, three?
Speaker 2: Why would you go with paper first? What are you thinking?
Speaker 4: Again?
Speaker 1: You're out At least we started with rock paper scissors
Speaker 1: and we ended that way and we saw the local
Speaker 1: crime in the meantime too. Hey maybe on the local
Speaker 1: shifty eyes and something under the jacket, keep a lookout,
Speaker 1: rook Jeffrey in the morning. Oh, I'm just bummed for
Speaker 1: our listeners because we won't be doing rock paper scissors
Speaker 1: on the ten starting Monday morning.
Speaker 5: Man, it's going to actually replace phone taps. Yeah, they're
Speaker 5: just people and battle them.
Speaker 1: It was probably the hottest segment in all of radio.
Speaker 2: But oh man, I'm lame, Alexis. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: You didn't like it. Yeah, I love paper tow I
Speaker 2: handle all life problem and.
Speaker 1: Look, I do feel like we should say if you
Speaker 1: talk to the news, don't lie or embellish stories just
Speaker 1: to make it sound better. I know that nobody watches
Speaker 1: the local news, and you think that you're trying to help.
Speaker 1: But Brook has journalist friends who work over there.
Speaker 2: They need They actually work really hard.
Speaker 1: Don't confuse them with your lives.
Speaker 5: No, no, they're just trying to help the community out
Speaker 5: and save democracy all at the same time.
Speaker 2: You know, one man on the street interview at a time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, if that was boring, you know, maybe you
Speaker 1: should lie, but uh, email the show and we're not lying.
Speaker 1: We're gonna help you with your dating life. Call that
Speaker 1: person who's not calling you back. Go check out all
Speaker 1: of our second date podcasts wherever you get yours at
Speaker 1: Brooke
Speaker 2: And Jeffrey, Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning,