1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:27,560 Speaker 1: Ridiculous History is a production of iHeartRadio. Welcome back to 2 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:31,360 Speaker 1: the show Ridiculous Historians. Happy Holidays. Thank you always so 3 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:34,760 Speaker 1: much for tuning in. Shout out to our super producer 4 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:37,640 Speaker 1: Max the Atlanta Sanna Williams. 5 00:00:37,880 --> 00:00:41,480 Speaker 2: O La La la la. Indeed, man, you've been back 6 00:00:41,520 --> 00:00:43,960 Speaker 2: pocketing that one, Ben, just for the holiday time. 7 00:00:43,800 --> 00:00:48,120 Speaker 1: Off the Dome, Off the Dome Freestyle days. Thank you. Noel, 8 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:53,520 Speaker 1: I am Ben Bullen. You are Noel Brown. This is candidly. 9 00:00:53,960 --> 00:00:57,600 Speaker 1: This is a little bit of a weird therapy thing 10 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:03,360 Speaker 1: for me because I have kicked soda again and it's 11 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:04,760 Speaker 1: crazy uphill. 12 00:01:05,120 --> 00:01:06,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I do it every now and again, 13 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:09,760 Speaker 2: just like for a treat like the salami for the cats, 14 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:13,880 Speaker 2: if anyone remembers that meme. But by and large I 15 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:17,080 Speaker 2: am a Seltzer guy. Seltzer has replaced soda for me. 16 00:01:17,840 --> 00:01:20,360 Speaker 2: I have a soda stream, but I never put in 17 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:23,480 Speaker 2: the I never put in the syrups. I just like 18 00:01:23,560 --> 00:01:27,000 Speaker 2: a good old fashioned regular plane Seltzer. Plane. 19 00:01:27,040 --> 00:01:30,200 Speaker 3: Old Seltzer is a way to go. Yeah, Ben, how's 20 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:31,000 Speaker 3: the dreams going? 21 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:33,440 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I mean to tell you about this. 22 00:01:33,560 --> 00:01:35,919 Speaker 1: Nola has heard this from the last Tomic with soda. 23 00:01:35,959 --> 00:01:40,319 Speaker 1: But the thing I didn't expect where the weird soda 24 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:44,120 Speaker 1: withdrawal dreams. Probably the strangest one was I was in 25 00:01:44,120 --> 00:01:49,040 Speaker 1: a fight with a vampire very like climactic Stephen Kink's 26 00:01:49,120 --> 00:01:53,200 Speaker 1: Midnight Mass style, okay, and then part way through the fight, 27 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:55,720 Speaker 1: I'm like, you know, wave it like fighting it off 28 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:58,160 Speaker 1: with like a quarter staff thing as a cross on it, 29 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:03,080 Speaker 1: And part way through the vampire pauses and says time out. 30 00:02:03,440 --> 00:02:06,600 Speaker 1: And then it took from somewhere a can of Coca Cola, 31 00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:10,400 Speaker 1: opened it and did the iconic coke drink where you go, 32 00:02:12,880 --> 00:02:15,760 Speaker 1: and then put it down, and the dream continued. I 33 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:17,520 Speaker 1: had a sponsored ad and a dream. 34 00:02:17,720 --> 00:02:20,120 Speaker 2: Well, yeah, that's we're not too far from that, irl. 35 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:22,560 Speaker 2: But not to like editorialize your dream too much. But 36 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:24,400 Speaker 2: wouldn't it have been fun if the vampire had just 37 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:27,680 Speaker 2: sunk his fangs into the can itself. That would have 38 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:29,959 Speaker 2: been a fun little twist, it would have. It would 39 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,840 Speaker 2: have Speaking of vampires and being good at fighting, I 40 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:36,200 Speaker 2: think all three of us have been enjoying Skyrim lately, 41 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:39,000 Speaker 2: and in one of my very first journeys out into 42 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:42,000 Speaker 2: the wilds of Skyrim, I was attacked by a vampire, 43 00:02:42,840 --> 00:02:45,000 Speaker 2: and I guess they got to hit in because a 44 00:02:45,000 --> 00:02:47,680 Speaker 2: little bit later I kept getting a notification that you 45 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:50,680 Speaker 2: are starting to grow weary as the sun comes up, 46 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:53,480 Speaker 2: and you have a strange craving. 47 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,480 Speaker 3: It's when they do that spell. They they kind of 48 00:02:56,600 --> 00:03:01,920 Speaker 3: suck on you, like spell they can give you vamp purists. 49 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:03,280 Speaker 2: I forget what the name of it. In the s 50 00:03:04,480 --> 00:03:06,880 Speaker 2: it seems to have subsided though I didn't really do 51 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:10,920 Speaker 2: anything about it. No, I don't think I did. But 52 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:14,640 Speaker 2: maybe will the the potion to cure all diseases fix 53 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:17,359 Speaker 2: that for you? Yeah, okay, I must have done that. Then. 54 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:19,040 Speaker 3: It's one of these things that if you take care 55 00:03:19,080 --> 00:03:21,360 Speaker 3: of it in you know, a couple of days, it's fine. 56 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:24,120 Speaker 3: But if you kind of don't, you know, it's like 57 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:25,760 Speaker 3: most things, if we don't take care of it, it 58 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:26,799 Speaker 3: can turn out really good. 59 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:29,720 Speaker 2: Where some people go that route though, right where they're like, 60 00:03:29,760 --> 00:03:31,840 Speaker 2: I want to do this and I miss I imagine 61 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:35,160 Speaker 2: if you service it correctly, it gives you special perks 62 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:36,880 Speaker 2: to some degree. But then you do have to feed 63 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:38,040 Speaker 2: on human blood. 64 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,560 Speaker 1: Without spoiling too too much. 65 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:41,560 Speaker 2: Yeah. 66 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:44,080 Speaker 1: I was very into the vampire quest line. I wanted 67 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:47,280 Speaker 1: to love the were wolves, but I chose vampire and 68 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:50,800 Speaker 1: have got You can become a vampire lord, and so 69 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:54,360 Speaker 1: you do get some you get some cool perks. 70 00:03:54,480 --> 00:03:59,400 Speaker 2: They have their own boots, the vampire boots, so you know, yeah, 71 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:02,840 Speaker 2: but Sun, yeah, well you can fix that problem too. 72 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:08,160 Speaker 2: But one thing the vampires do not have in Skyrim, 73 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:12,320 Speaker 2: despite all their cool stuff, is soda pop. Because you know, 74 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:15,960 Speaker 2: the world of Elder Scrolls in Skyrim is fascinating and 75 00:04:16,160 --> 00:04:19,560 Speaker 2: endless and so cool, but it has a severe lack 76 00:04:19,640 --> 00:04:21,600 Speaker 2: of soda. They have a lot of beverages, but they 77 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:25,880 Speaker 2: don't have carbonated's mead all toe wine is a popular choice. 78 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:29,520 Speaker 2: You guys. You know, I think we are not allowed 79 00:04:29,560 --> 00:04:32,600 Speaker 2: to just casually do this out of nowhere, but I 80 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:35,480 Speaker 2: really love people from a certain part of the country 81 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:39,960 Speaker 2: that calls soda uh just pop. I think that would 82 00:04:40,000 --> 00:04:42,120 Speaker 2: be a little bit too much, even a form of 83 00:04:42,120 --> 00:04:46,080 Speaker 2: cultural appropriation, if we just started casually referring to Coca 84 00:04:46,120 --> 00:04:47,000 Speaker 2: Cola as pop. 85 00:04:47,360 --> 00:04:49,440 Speaker 3: I guess I could kind of, because I. 86 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:51,560 Speaker 2: Mean, Michigan, You're a Michigander. 87 00:04:51,760 --> 00:04:54,520 Speaker 3: I have family who call it pop. It's it's kind 88 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:55,680 Speaker 3: of cringe when I hear it. 89 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:56,480 Speaker 2: I honestly think. 90 00:04:56,360 --> 00:04:59,720 Speaker 3: It's it's like it's with the Midwestern accent. It's very 91 00:05:00,120 --> 00:05:01,720 Speaker 3: it's a little Mickey Mouse, you know what I mean. 92 00:05:01,760 --> 00:05:04,320 Speaker 3: It's a little like ah shucks, right, it really is. 93 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:07,839 Speaker 1: There's also I mean, you know, when in Rome do 94 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:10,800 Speaker 1: as the Romans do, so I've I've referred to it 95 00:05:10,839 --> 00:05:13,720 Speaker 1: as pop. I still think that's better that when I'm 96 00:05:13,760 --> 00:05:16,920 Speaker 1: traveling there. I still think that's better than the tendency 97 00:05:16,960 --> 00:05:20,040 Speaker 1: we see sometimes in the in the South to call 98 00:05:20,120 --> 00:05:21,560 Speaker 1: every soft drink a coke. 99 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:25,320 Speaker 2: I just call it soda. But I do have to 100 00:05:25,360 --> 00:05:29,560 Speaker 2: walk back my claim of having kicked soda entirely full 101 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:32,279 Speaker 2: sugar soda, I have kicked entirely, but I do drink 102 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:35,640 Speaker 2: diet coke still on a pretty regular basis. Call them 103 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:37,400 Speaker 2: DC's nice. 104 00:05:37,440 --> 00:05:40,400 Speaker 1: I like it not to be confused with R C Cola, 105 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:44,560 Speaker 1: which will going to name check later in our exploration. Folks, 106 00:05:44,560 --> 00:05:48,880 Speaker 1: soda pop is just amazing. It's not healthy, and a 107 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:51,280 Speaker 1: lot of people probably drink too much of it. I 108 00:05:51,279 --> 00:05:54,320 Speaker 1: sure did back in the day, but can we blame them. 109 00:05:54,560 --> 00:05:58,120 Speaker 1: If you, like us, spent some formative years in the 110 00:05:58,360 --> 00:06:02,520 Speaker 1: Georgia or Atlanta area, you're probably most familiar with Coca cola. 111 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:04,560 Speaker 1: But that is only the beginning of the story. The 112 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:08,000 Speaker 1: world of soda is wide and vast. We've been texting 113 00:06:08,040 --> 00:06:11,080 Speaker 1: each other in our little group chat with sort of this, 114 00:06:11,200 --> 00:06:13,800 Speaker 1: remember this vibe, but what happened to this one? And 115 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:17,520 Speaker 1: it's the history of this is bub bubbling to the 116 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:22,440 Speaker 1: brim with ridiculousness. So let's pop the top and get started. 117 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:25,000 Speaker 1: Maybe we talk with the terms like soft drink, soda, 118 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:26,440 Speaker 1: pop itsever. 119 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:29,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, I got to imagine, just right off the rip, 120 00:06:29,279 --> 00:06:33,880 Speaker 2: that a soft drink refers to anything that like isn't alcoholic, 121 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:35,760 Speaker 2: you know, because it's a soft It's like if it's 122 00:06:35,800 --> 00:06:38,440 Speaker 2: for kids, you know, it's a soft drink. Also, it's 123 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:41,279 Speaker 2: a little bit of a backhanded, almost disc kind of 124 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:45,480 Speaker 2: it's like you you're soft. One thing, just another Skyrim reference, 125 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,120 Speaker 2: a term of abuse thrown around a lot in that 126 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:51,080 Speaker 2: game is a milk drinker. Being a milk drinker it 127 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:53,760 Speaker 2: means that you're a little baby boy who doesn't like 128 00:06:53,839 --> 00:06:57,279 Speaker 2: to consume or and bube, you know, the hard stuff. 129 00:06:57,880 --> 00:07:02,520 Speaker 1: My new favorite, my new favorite anachronistic insult that I 130 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:05,919 Speaker 1: recently learned is calling someone fatherless. 131 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:09,840 Speaker 2: Geez. That's kind of like a baster, right, Yeah, it's 132 00:07:10,120 --> 00:07:11,920 Speaker 2: it's almost worse though it's more direct. 133 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:15,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's worse than that, you know, I don't know. Well, 134 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:19,960 Speaker 1: use that one carefully, folks. Soft drink, No, you're absolutely right, 135 00:07:20,120 --> 00:07:24,080 Speaker 1: is an umbrella term for any number of non alcoholic beverages. 136 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:30,000 Speaker 1: That's their primary commonality. They're usually carbonated, but not always, 137 00:07:30,400 --> 00:07:34,640 Speaker 1: and they'll often nowadays, they'll have some kind of angle, 138 00:07:34,760 --> 00:07:39,160 Speaker 1: some flavor profiles, so it's not just carbonated water. There 139 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:42,760 Speaker 1: will be all kinds of natural or artificial flavors. They 140 00:07:42,840 --> 00:07:45,720 Speaker 1: might add some juice if they're getting fancy, and there's 141 00:07:45,800 --> 00:07:50,240 Speaker 1: almost always a sweetening agent, whether it's corn syrup or 142 00:07:50,320 --> 00:07:51,760 Speaker 1: actual cane sugar, et cetera. 143 00:07:52,160 --> 00:07:54,120 Speaker 2: I love this term you threw into the dock here 144 00:07:54,200 --> 00:07:59,080 Speaker 2: ben edible acids. That that seems like an umbrella term 145 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:02,000 Speaker 2: in and of itself. It could perhaps refer to things 146 00:08:02,040 --> 00:08:04,080 Speaker 2: that might make you see stuff as well. 147 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:06,600 Speaker 1: There we go, shout out to our friends at the 148 00:08:06,840 --> 00:08:10,040 Speaker 1: at Britannica. There we gotta, we gotta do a history 149 00:08:10,080 --> 00:08:11,480 Speaker 1: of Britannica one day. 150 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:16,080 Speaker 2: That way, well, and speaking of rule Britannia or Britannica, 151 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:19,720 Speaker 2: you know, you'll often hear people referring to a soft 152 00:08:19,840 --> 00:08:22,640 Speaker 2: cider in the UK as being you know, a cider 153 00:08:22,720 --> 00:08:24,800 Speaker 2: still have some alcohol in them, but they are a 154 00:08:24,800 --> 00:08:28,200 Speaker 2: little bit of a lighter alcoholic beverage. So soft cider 155 00:08:28,240 --> 00:08:30,400 Speaker 2: as a term I've seen used a lot in like 156 00:08:30,480 --> 00:08:31,400 Speaker 2: BBC stuff. 157 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:34,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, and there was another one historically. I think it 158 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:38,600 Speaker 1: was weak beer, which sounds kind of like an insult, 159 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:40,640 Speaker 1: but it was just a normal phrase back in the 160 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:44,160 Speaker 1: day and week sauce man weak sauce and not everything 161 00:08:44,679 --> 00:08:48,840 Speaker 1: that fits these commonalities counts as a soft drink because 162 00:08:49,640 --> 00:08:53,840 Speaker 1: coffee is not a soft drink, or not refer to it, 163 00:08:54,200 --> 00:08:58,840 Speaker 1: not referred to as one, tea, milk, hot chocolate, straight 164 00:08:58,920 --> 00:09:02,520 Speaker 1: up vegetable or fruit juice, those don't count in general. 165 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:07,400 Speaker 1: The main thing is, as you described, is that a 166 00:09:07,520 --> 00:09:12,440 Speaker 1: soft drink was meant to be a distinguishing description from 167 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:13,559 Speaker 1: hard liquor. 168 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:18,040 Speaker 2: Absolutely. I mean, we certainly know too. Historically there was 169 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:22,240 Speaker 2: a time where people drank beer, you know, like water 170 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:25,839 Speaker 2: because of the fact that the fermentation process killed all 171 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:28,120 Speaker 2: the bad stuff that would have been in the normal 172 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:31,120 Speaker 2: water supply. So, you know, especially in like Nordic times 173 00:09:31,240 --> 00:09:33,160 Speaker 2: or whatever, you know, you'd have people that were just 174 00:09:33,600 --> 00:09:36,640 Speaker 2: stay and toasty all day long because it was really 175 00:09:36,679 --> 00:09:40,160 Speaker 2: the only alternative to drinking, you know, kind of putrefied water. 176 00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:45,280 Speaker 1: M Yeah, it's kind of like the choice between dysentery 177 00:09:45,600 --> 00:09:48,880 Speaker 1: and day drinking, and history decided for. 178 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:51,679 Speaker 2: A while, right, there should be a rapper with the 179 00:09:51,800 --> 00:09:57,200 Speaker 2: name mc dysentery, but dis you know, nice? I like 180 00:09:57,280 --> 00:09:57,680 Speaker 2: that one. 181 00:09:57,800 --> 00:10:03,160 Speaker 1: That's a good one. Also, there was really interesting cherry 182 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:06,480 Speaker 1: picked historical fact I've found and I haven't verified it, 183 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:12,800 Speaker 1: but someone was like when the Irish first discovered whiskey, 184 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:15,120 Speaker 1: they didn't do anything for two hundred years. 185 00:10:15,360 --> 00:10:19,040 Speaker 2: It was like man discovering fire, you know, right, fire water. 186 00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:23,120 Speaker 1: And it's strange because going into this, I don't know 187 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:24,880 Speaker 1: about you guys, but I think a lot of people 188 00:10:24,880 --> 00:10:28,080 Speaker 1: would assume that soda pop is a pretty recent invention. 189 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:32,200 Speaker 1: But the story really starts back in the seventeen hundreds, 190 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:35,880 Speaker 1: and the idea of carbonating stuff is way way older. 191 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:40,760 Speaker 2: That's right. Beer and champagne, of course, are both alcoholic 192 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:45,120 Speaker 2: beverages that are best enjoyed carbonating or actually the I 193 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:49,720 Speaker 2: believe the very process of the fermentation creates some amount 194 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:52,440 Speaker 2: of carbonation, if I'm not mistaken, right, it gives you 195 00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:55,920 Speaker 2: sort of a natural amount of bubbles. Those drinks, of course, 196 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:59,560 Speaker 2: have been around for centuries. By the seventeenth century, street 197 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:03,560 Speaker 2: vendor in Paris were selling lemonade, which has its own story. 198 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:06,760 Speaker 2: I believe we've done a history of lemonade and lemonade stands. 199 00:11:07,040 --> 00:11:10,760 Speaker 2: And also ciders were not that hard to come by either, 200 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:15,720 Speaker 2: But the very first drinkable man made glass of carbonated 201 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:20,360 Speaker 2: water wasn't around until more along the lines of the 202 00:11:20,400 --> 00:11:21,719 Speaker 2: seventeen sixties. 203 00:11:22,559 --> 00:11:25,680 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, shout out to what was that episode Rise 204 00:11:25,720 --> 00:11:26,680 Speaker 1: of the clown Pants. 205 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:30,960 Speaker 2: Oh, yes, sir, that was a gross one. Check it 206 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:33,079 Speaker 2: out though, it's a good classic, And yeah, I love 207 00:11:33,080 --> 00:11:35,160 Speaker 2: the idea. You know, people refer too often as one 208 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:39,320 Speaker 2: of their favorite characteristics of a soda pop or of 209 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:43,160 Speaker 2: seltzer is that burn of the of the carbonation. People 210 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:45,640 Speaker 2: call it the bite and the burn, and it was 211 00:11:45,679 --> 00:11:47,440 Speaker 2: referred to back in the day as sort of a 212 00:11:47,480 --> 00:11:50,880 Speaker 2: being almost spicy. And I have heard little kids say, oh, 213 00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:53,520 Speaker 2: that's spicy, but they're referring to more of the way 214 00:11:53,559 --> 00:11:54,720 Speaker 2: it hits the throat, you know. 215 00:11:55,160 --> 00:12:02,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, that sensation of effervescence was a huge factor in 216 00:12:02,280 --> 00:12:07,200 Speaker 1: the creation of modern soda pop because in the days 217 00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:11,480 Speaker 1: of the Greco Romans, people believe that natural mineral water 218 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:16,040 Speaker 1: had curative medicinal properties. Because you feel the little bubbles, 219 00:12:16,080 --> 00:12:20,439 Speaker 1: it feels like something is happening, so people assumed it 220 00:12:20,559 --> 00:12:23,760 Speaker 1: was good. If people thought the effervescence, if they assumed 221 00:12:23,760 --> 00:12:26,960 Speaker 1: that tingly feeling was bad, then we might not have 222 00:12:27,040 --> 00:12:27,600 Speaker 1: soda pop. 223 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:30,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's almost like it feels like it's doing something, 224 00:12:30,160 --> 00:12:33,720 Speaker 2: you know, it feels like there are curative properties at work. 225 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,880 Speaker 2: And you know, mineral water is still around today. Of course, 226 00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:40,160 Speaker 2: you know Perrier and San Pellogrino. I have a little 227 00:12:40,160 --> 00:12:43,080 Speaker 2: bit more mineral content in them because I believe of 228 00:12:43,120 --> 00:12:46,880 Speaker 2: the source and some you know, carbonated water, they believe 229 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:49,240 Speaker 2: they come out of the ground carbonated you know, there 230 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:52,080 Speaker 2: are these like kind of bubbling springs where that stuff 231 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:53,880 Speaker 2: comes out like that. If I'm not mistaken, I might 232 00:12:53,920 --> 00:12:56,280 Speaker 2: be overstating the case. I know you're correct, I think. 233 00:12:56,400 --> 00:13:03,920 Speaker 1: And so in this meliueuring soft drink invenors wanted to 234 00:13:04,040 --> 00:13:09,960 Speaker 1: reproduce this health enhancing quality or perception. It wanted to 235 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:13,560 Speaker 1: make really kind of a patent medicine, and they first 236 00:13:13,640 --> 00:13:17,160 Speaker 1: started using chalk and acid edible acid we assume to 237 00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:18,040 Speaker 1: carbonate water. 238 00:13:18,400 --> 00:13:22,360 Speaker 2: Shock weird. Okay, So the first soft drinks that were 239 00:13:22,360 --> 00:13:26,000 Speaker 2: actually mass marketed came around in the seventeenth century as 240 00:13:26,040 --> 00:13:29,160 Speaker 2: a mixture of water and lemon juice with a little 241 00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:32,439 Speaker 2: bit of honey added to sweeten the deal. In sixteen 242 00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:39,320 Speaker 2: seventy six, the Compigni de Lemonadillos was formed in Peri 243 00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:43,840 Speaker 2: and granted a monopoly. They were given a monopoly to 244 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:48,640 Speaker 2: produce and sell these products, and vendors would carry around 245 00:13:48,760 --> 00:13:52,560 Speaker 2: tanks of the stuff on their backs, like an early 246 00:13:52,840 --> 00:13:57,000 Speaker 2: predecessor to the camelback from which they dispensed these cups 247 00:13:57,040 --> 00:13:59,319 Speaker 2: of lemonade. That would you know, they'd reuse the cups. 248 00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:03,640 Speaker 1: And everybody knew when they started working on soda as 249 00:14:03,679 --> 00:14:08,160 Speaker 1: a concept, everybody knew the primary thing was the bubbles. 250 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:11,320 Speaker 1: That is how you made it feel official and medicinal. 251 00:14:11,559 --> 00:14:15,360 Speaker 1: And a lot of people worked on just the concept 252 00:14:15,520 --> 00:14:19,880 Speaker 1: of carbonation. We're talking about academics, we're talking about independent 253 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:24,240 Speaker 1: scientists kind of doing their renaissance man thing. You can 254 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:28,120 Speaker 1: see the first time someone used the term gas to 255 00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:31,400 Speaker 1: talk about this carbon dioxide stuff. That was a Flemish 256 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:34,800 Speaker 1: scientist named Jean Baptista Van. 257 00:14:35,840 --> 00:14:44,520 Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh, what a great name. You know, it's funny. 258 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:49,400 Speaker 2: In Germany, carbonated water is referred to as mit gas. 259 00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:53,600 Speaker 2: That just means with gas with bubbles and also, guys, 260 00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:58,720 Speaker 2: isn't it funny? How if you accidentally drink some coke 261 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:03,120 Speaker 2: that has gone flat, it is disgusting. The bubbles make 262 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:06,440 Speaker 2: all the difference. It's a psychological thing. It's weird. It's 263 00:15:06,480 --> 00:15:09,480 Speaker 2: literally making you think that something tastes better than it 264 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:13,520 Speaker 2: actually tastes. It's an illusion of the mind, an. 265 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:17,840 Speaker 1: Illusion of the mind. Yeah, and you're absolutely right, because 266 00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:22,720 Speaker 1: soda shares something a similar quality to French fries. Right, 267 00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:26,280 Speaker 1: they're good while they're fresh, and then they turn into 268 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:29,400 Speaker 1: just regular oddly cut potatoes. 269 00:15:29,560 --> 00:15:33,000 Speaker 2: I sat let them get cold. So there's a. 270 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:36,320 Speaker 1: Guy named Robert Boyle who occurs in the stories of 271 00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:41,080 Speaker 1: philosopher and scientists. He later helps found modern chemistry. He 272 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:45,360 Speaker 1: talks about mineral waters in a book with a cartoonish title, 273 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:49,320 Speaker 1: Short Memoirs for the Natural Experimental History of Mineral Waters. 274 00:15:50,400 --> 00:15:51,120 Speaker 1: Rolls off the talk. 275 00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:53,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that was in sixteen eighty five, and in 276 00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:55,920 Speaker 2: that book there were sections about examining some of these 277 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:59,160 Speaker 2: mineral springs that we were talking about, and you know, 278 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:04,760 Speaker 2: looking into the properties that this water contain as well 279 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:07,280 Speaker 2: as their effects on the human body. And to quote 280 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:11,600 Speaker 2: the book of the Imitation of Natural Medicinal Waters by 281 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:16,640 Speaker 2: Kamic and other Artificial wys, this is like old English 282 00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:20,240 Speaker 2: stuff at its finest, chemic good chym i col and 283 00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:25,240 Speaker 2: ways as wayes. So let's fast forward a little bit 284 00:16:25,480 --> 00:16:28,960 Speaker 2: to talk about the kind of rise of the soda industry. 285 00:16:29,440 --> 00:16:33,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, there's a guy named Joseph Priestley. He was 286 00:16:33,440 --> 00:16:37,480 Speaker 1: an English clergyman and a scientist, and his street name 287 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:41,479 Speaker 1: now is the father of the soft drinks industry, because 288 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:45,320 Speaker 1: he demonstrated how you could take the fermenting vats from 289 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:49,480 Speaker 1: a brewery and experiment with the gas that they created, 290 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:52,680 Speaker 1: like you're saying, during the fermentation process. So it's seventeen 291 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:55,640 Speaker 1: seventy two. He's hanging with the College of Physicians in 292 00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:59,320 Speaker 1: London and he says, look at this, I've made a 293 00:16:59,400 --> 00:17:04,320 Speaker 1: corbinate apparatus and if only I had a pump, I 294 00:17:04,359 --> 00:17:08,560 Speaker 1: could have more high impregnation of fixed air within the water. 295 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:14,119 Speaker 2: I mean, he basically invented the prototype for the soda stream, right, 296 00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:16,359 Speaker 2: you know, because I mean, it's so cool. It's also 297 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:18,119 Speaker 2: like if it's fun, it's like almost like doing your 298 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:20,640 Speaker 2: own little science project at home. You get these can 299 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:25,400 Speaker 2: these these well I guess, these kind of metal tanks, 300 00:17:25,480 --> 00:17:29,119 Speaker 2: miniature tanks of CO two, and then you put it in, 301 00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:33,000 Speaker 2: You put the bottle in, and it essentially imbues, you know, 302 00:17:33,160 --> 00:17:36,479 Speaker 2: or injects the water with this gas, and then it 303 00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:38,040 Speaker 2: creates carbonated water. 304 00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:41,880 Speaker 1: And this this is all interesting, right, this is all 305 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,879 Speaker 1: very ted talkie. Look at the world we could create 306 00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:48,159 Speaker 1: in the future. But it's still just a series of 307 00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:51,760 Speaker 1: proofs of concept. The brand of sort of the first 308 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:55,560 Speaker 1: like production of carbonated water comes from a guy named 309 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:59,840 Speaker 1: Thomas Henry, and he cribbed Priestley's work, or we should 310 00:17:59,840 --> 00:18:02,080 Speaker 1: say he read it and then he applied it. He 311 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:05,360 Speaker 1: made his water in these twelve gallon barrels. And then 312 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:09,960 Speaker 1: someone heard about Priestley, someone heard about Henry, someone heard 313 00:18:09,960 --> 00:18:12,800 Speaker 1: about some other guys. One of the main characters in 314 00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:17,600 Speaker 1: the history of soda Jacob Schwepp, a Swiss jeweler who said, hey, 315 00:18:18,119 --> 00:18:21,199 Speaker 1: I can play along at home. He started selling his 316 00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:27,120 Speaker 1: artificial mineral waters, still unflavored, to people in Geneva where 317 00:18:27,119 --> 00:18:29,440 Speaker 1: he lived, and then later he started his own business 318 00:18:29,480 --> 00:18:33,880 Speaker 1: in London, which makes Sweps super old and the oldest 319 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:36,199 Speaker 1: soda brand still around today. 320 00:18:36,560 --> 00:18:39,679 Speaker 2: It's honestly still one of the best. You know, I 321 00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:42,639 Speaker 2: think that the Ginger Sweps ginger Ale is, you know, 322 00:18:42,800 --> 00:18:46,679 Speaker 2: pretty universally considered one of the best, and it's just 323 00:18:46,880 --> 00:18:49,360 Speaker 2: the most popular one you see on the shelf. You'll 324 00:18:49,359 --> 00:18:52,040 Speaker 2: see Seagrums every now and then. But it's funny how 325 00:18:52,119 --> 00:18:55,159 Speaker 2: like even coc Cola purchase I believe put coca and 326 00:18:55,200 --> 00:19:00,520 Speaker 2: pepsi they own Schweps and Seagrums, respectively. I can't remember 327 00:19:00,720 --> 00:19:04,480 Speaker 2: which owns which, but they didn't make it themselves because 328 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:07,720 Speaker 2: this pre existing legacy company had already kind of cornered 329 00:19:07,760 --> 00:19:10,200 Speaker 2: the market and the recipe on ginger Ale. 330 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:14,160 Speaker 1: Yeah, and Schweps in this regard reminds me a little 331 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:18,000 Speaker 1: bit of Henry Kissinger Jimmy Carter, because it outlived so 332 00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:20,919 Speaker 1: many of its competitors rivals. Some folks will tell you 333 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:25,399 Speaker 1: there's another another brand that deserves the title of first 334 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:29,600 Speaker 1: soda or oldest soda, and that's something called Verners, which 335 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:30,440 Speaker 1: comes about. 336 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:35,360 Speaker 2: Yeah, really popular war I'm certain I believe in Michigan 337 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:36,280 Speaker 2: had to. 338 00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:39,920 Speaker 3: Do very big in Michigan. That's a very very very popular. 339 00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:43,240 Speaker 2: They make a spicy one. If I'm not missing incredibly spicy. Great. 340 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,720 Speaker 3: I don't drink sod at all, but you know I 341 00:19:47,080 --> 00:19:49,760 Speaker 3: will have a Werner's a fresh. Verners just don't get 342 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:53,040 Speaker 3: the two leader of it, because after you crack it open, 343 00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:55,640 Speaker 3: it goes from spicy to. 344 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:57,960 Speaker 2: Not that's and then it's just then it's just weird, 345 00:19:58,119 --> 00:20:01,560 Speaker 2: gross spicy fla favored water exactly. 346 00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:04,840 Speaker 1: And also so we wanted to give Verners their due, 347 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:07,560 Speaker 1: and we want to note that in the great swep 348 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:11,560 Speaker 1: Verner's Debate, it really depends on how we define soft drink, 349 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:13,520 Speaker 1: and there have been some serious debates about it. You 350 00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:17,280 Speaker 1: can find them online. It's amazing how people spend their time. 351 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,680 Speaker 2: Don't we know it? Right? Yeah? I mean look at us. Right. 352 00:20:21,880 --> 00:20:26,120 Speaker 1: So this was again mostly these kinds of drinks were 353 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:31,680 Speaker 1: considered medicinal, and people would make different grades of carbonated water. 354 00:20:31,840 --> 00:20:35,760 Speaker 1: There was a letter written by a business tycoon named 355 00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:39,840 Speaker 1: Matthew Bolton to the philosopher Erasmus star When in seventeen 356 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:42,919 Speaker 1: eighty four, and Noel, I thought you would enjoy this 357 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:45,399 Speaker 1: when they break down the types of carbonated water. 358 00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:51,320 Speaker 2: Yeah, Jay Schwepp prepares his mineral waters in three varieties. 359 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:54,560 Speaker 2: Number one for common drinking with dinner, Number two for 360 00:20:56,600 --> 00:21:00,720 Speaker 2: nephritic nephritic patients. Help me out with that one, any problems, 361 00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:03,399 Speaker 2: got it? Okay? And because once again we're still leaning 362 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:06,520 Speaker 2: into the medicinal aspect of these products at this point. 363 00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:10,719 Speaker 2: And number three contains the most alkali, given only in 364 00:21:10,800 --> 00:21:13,919 Speaker 2: more violent cases. I don't know what that means. I 365 00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:17,760 Speaker 2: don't either, what the use your imagination? 366 00:21:18,119 --> 00:21:21,359 Speaker 1: You are fatherless in a violent case, Yes, you have 367 00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:25,720 Speaker 1: a violent kidney. So these things were humming along, but 368 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:28,600 Speaker 1: we still haven't reached the age of modern soda quite yet. 369 00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:32,359 Speaker 1: The first US patent for the creation of what they 370 00:21:32,400 --> 00:21:35,960 Speaker 1: called imitation mineral water comes around eighteen ten. 371 00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:38,840 Speaker 2: That's so funny because it really is they're trying to 372 00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:42,600 Speaker 2: duplicate again from the earliest days, the effects of a 373 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:46,080 Speaker 2: very natural process. So I love that. You know, the 374 00:21:46,119 --> 00:21:50,320 Speaker 2: whole idea for this racket comes from nature. So yeah, 375 00:21:50,359 --> 00:21:54,000 Speaker 2: to your point, The first US patent comes through around 376 00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:57,280 Speaker 2: eighteen ten. Then in eighteen nineteen, a guy named Samuel 377 00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:02,760 Speaker 2: Fanstock creates the modern day roughly soda fountain. 378 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:06,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, which is cool because it's older than I thought. 379 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:08,760 Speaker 1: I guess I assumed it was late eighteen hundreds or 380 00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:12,680 Speaker 1: post Civil war, but they were. People were already expanding 381 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:17,040 Speaker 1: all aspects of this industry. Nobody knows to this very day, 382 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:22,679 Speaker 1: nobody knows exactly who started adding flavoring and sweeteners to soda, 383 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:25,479 Speaker 1: and no one knows exactly when they did it. 384 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:27,800 Speaker 2: But we know that by. 385 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:32,640 Speaker 1: The late eighteenth and early nineteenth century, people were already 386 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:35,359 Speaker 1: selling wine with carbonated water. 387 00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:38,440 Speaker 2: They were Lincoln the weird to me. I don't know why. 388 00:22:38,480 --> 00:22:40,800 Speaker 2: I mean, I guess Champagne, you know, honestly, unless it 389 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:44,840 Speaker 2: comes from the Champagne region of France, it's usually just 390 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:48,399 Speaker 2: considered a sparkling wine, so a white. But can you 391 00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:51,919 Speaker 2: imagine drinking carbonated red wine? That seems just wrong. 392 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:55,320 Speaker 1: I saw I saw someone at a party, I want 393 00:22:55,359 --> 00:22:59,920 Speaker 1: to say, who was drinking some kind of like die 394 00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:01,880 Speaker 1: coke red wine thing. 395 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:04,400 Speaker 2: That's the thing I have heard about that. Yeah, coc 396 00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:06,800 Speaker 2: and red wine is a thing. Maybe I'll try it. 397 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:08,880 Speaker 3: What do you guys think of those people who put 398 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,240 Speaker 3: coffee in their coke? 399 00:23:11,600 --> 00:23:14,200 Speaker 2: Yeah? I actually just heard about that watching a new 400 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:17,840 Speaker 2: show called Murder at the End of the World from 401 00:23:18,160 --> 00:23:21,520 Speaker 2: Oh Gosh, the woman and her directing partner who did 402 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:24,199 Speaker 2: like another Earth and sound of my voice and the 403 00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:27,080 Speaker 2: OA it's good. But there's a whole scene involving a 404 00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:31,439 Speaker 2: character putting coke into their coffee or vice versa, and 405 00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:33,399 Speaker 2: then the other person in the scene tries it and 406 00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:35,639 Speaker 2: find it disgusting. But you may recall there was a 407 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:42,439 Speaker 2: brief period where a Coca Cola had a coffee coke hybrid. Right, 408 00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:44,880 Speaker 2: it was black. I wanted to like it. 409 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:47,640 Speaker 1: It was not good. It was not good. I don't 410 00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:49,440 Speaker 1: know how that got off the drawing board. 411 00:23:49,520 --> 00:23:51,600 Speaker 2: But well, because I think it's one of those things 412 00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:53,600 Speaker 2: like people just do and they're like, well, what if 413 00:23:53,600 --> 00:23:55,280 Speaker 2: we just give it to them? Give people what they want. 414 00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:57,520 Speaker 2: But it turns out maybe there aren't that many people 415 00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:57,960 Speaker 2: that want that. 416 00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:01,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe they're sample size was weird. Maybe they talked 417 00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:04,880 Speaker 1: only to the twelve people who like that. But we say, 418 00:24:04,920 --> 00:24:08,920 Speaker 1: as coffee lovers folks, by the way, so we know 419 00:24:09,040 --> 00:24:13,840 Speaker 1: that coke when they made coke black, and when pepsi 420 00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:16,919 Speaker 1: makes pepsi clear and all those things. They're really just 421 00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:22,560 Speaker 1: doing iterations of a centuries old phenomenon. Which is adding 422 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:28,040 Speaker 1: flavors and any kind of kick to to regular old 423 00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:32,480 Speaker 1: seltzer water. Ginger becomes popular in eighteen twenty is a flavoring, 424 00:24:32,520 --> 00:24:34,360 Speaker 1: then lemon, and then tonic. 425 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:37,520 Speaker 2: Well, and to your point about the soda fountain, you 426 00:24:37,560 --> 00:24:39,600 Speaker 2: know what we have today that are still referred to 427 00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:42,840 Speaker 2: as fountain drinks. All of that stuff is mixed kind 428 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:45,359 Speaker 2: of by machine or like by these you know, this 429 00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:50,360 Speaker 2: process where it just injects the flavoring into the carbonated water. 430 00:24:50,359 --> 00:24:52,960 Speaker 2: Which is also why you'll find that a fountain drink 431 00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:56,439 Speaker 2: version of a particular soda tastes different a lot of 432 00:24:56,440 --> 00:25:00,600 Speaker 2: times than the canned or bottled version because it the 433 00:25:00,680 --> 00:25:06,240 Speaker 2: mix isn't always scientifically a curio, but the soda fountain 434 00:25:06,359 --> 00:25:09,919 Speaker 2: early days, it was, you know, a person that was 435 00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:13,320 Speaker 2: hand mixing these things, you know, like the old soda jerk. 436 00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:18,879 Speaker 1: Also, not to turn anybody into germophobes, but a lot 437 00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:23,199 Speaker 1: of the variants in soda, in soda from a fountain 438 00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:26,280 Speaker 1: depends on whether or not the fountain is clean exactly. 439 00:25:26,600 --> 00:25:29,439 Speaker 2: You ever had like a diet coke from a soda fountain, 440 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:31,159 Speaker 2: and it tastes a whole hell of a lot like 441 00:25:31,240 --> 00:25:37,119 Speaker 2: regular coke. That's because there's some what's the word contamination. 442 00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:42,760 Speaker 1: Going on there, and people quickly realized that they could, 443 00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:48,240 Speaker 1: with relatively little effort, they could turn one product line 444 00:25:48,240 --> 00:25:52,520 Speaker 1: of plain old saltz water into a monopoly of different 445 00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:59,680 Speaker 1: spicy flavored drinks pineapple, orange, lemon, apple, just like picture 446 00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:03,520 Speaker 1: of fruit. And at some point someone decided it should 447 00:26:03,560 --> 00:26:04,359 Speaker 1: also be a soda. 448 00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:07,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, now you know, we've again with the kind of 449 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:11,919 Speaker 2: craze of you know, just Seltzer's one joke that I 450 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:13,800 Speaker 2: always love to repeat. I don't remember where I heard it, 451 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:17,840 Speaker 2: but they say, like Lacroix flavored Lacroix tastes like somebody 452 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:20,520 Speaker 2: whispered the name of a fruit from the next room. 453 00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:21,280 Speaker 1: Yeah. 454 00:26:22,040 --> 00:26:24,200 Speaker 2: Whatever, take with that, do with it what you will. 455 00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:27,440 Speaker 2: But of course, these you know, syrup based. 456 00:26:27,280 --> 00:26:30,240 Speaker 3: Drinks, you guys never had the lemon. I hate it 457 00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:32,080 Speaker 3: and I don't like Yeah, there's no quiz. 458 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:34,800 Speaker 2: It's too much, it's too heavy, and it tastes more 459 00:26:34,840 --> 00:26:37,119 Speaker 2: like oil, like like it says it's like you're drinking 460 00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:39,960 Speaker 2: essential oils or something that's sweet. Yeah. 461 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:42,480 Speaker 1: I'm also, just to be honest, I'm not the biggest 462 00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:45,480 Speaker 1: fan La Croix is ever gonna have. I respect people's 463 00:26:45,560 --> 00:26:47,879 Speaker 1: right to enjoy what they want, but I'll just drink 464 00:26:47,960 --> 00:26:51,120 Speaker 1: water and then eat whatever fruit that stuff. 465 00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:53,640 Speaker 2: Propos to be smart. I like Polar, I think better 466 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:56,800 Speaker 2: than Lacroix. Polar is pretty good. They're on black cherry. 467 00:26:56,880 --> 00:27:00,240 Speaker 2: Montanees is a local Seltzer company outfit here and the 468 00:27:00,320 --> 00:27:03,280 Speaker 2: lad But what I was saying, the syrups in question 469 00:27:03,359 --> 00:27:05,680 Speaker 2: here that we're being used in the eighteen sixty five 470 00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:09,760 Speaker 2: incredibly sweet. And that was by design. Yeah, that was 471 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:12,120 Speaker 2: the whole idea. It was really like a treat kind 472 00:27:12,119 --> 00:27:12,639 Speaker 2: of a drink. 473 00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:15,080 Speaker 1: And they're figuring it out as they go, As we 474 00:27:15,119 --> 00:27:17,600 Speaker 1: say in Corporate America, they're sort of building the plane 475 00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:19,840 Speaker 1: while they're flying it, and they make a lot of 476 00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:22,520 Speaker 1: great breakthroughs, but of course there are also a lot 477 00:27:22,520 --> 00:27:26,520 Speaker 1: of mistakes along the way. Probably the most infamous mistake 478 00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:29,120 Speaker 1: in the history of soda occurs in eighteen eighty five 479 00:27:29,480 --> 00:27:32,800 Speaker 1: when a guy named Charles Alderton, who must have been 480 00:27:32,880 --> 00:27:36,679 Speaker 1: having a terrible day, invents something that is called doctor Pepper. 481 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:39,800 Speaker 1: It was originally called Waco and people are still drinking 482 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:42,800 Speaker 1: it of their own volition. You don't I get I mean, 483 00:27:43,080 --> 00:27:46,119 Speaker 1: if you're going to have that many ingredients make a 484 00:27:46,119 --> 00:27:46,960 Speaker 1: couple of them not. 485 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:49,919 Speaker 2: Poop fair enough. I don't know about that. We'll get 486 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:52,600 Speaker 2: to it. But to me, Doctor Pepper always I think 487 00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:54,280 Speaker 2: was it was kind of one of those things where 488 00:27:54,280 --> 00:27:56,280 Speaker 2: it's like, what is this supposed to taste? Like it's 489 00:27:56,400 --> 00:28:00,760 Speaker 2: vaguely black cherry but sort of not. Let's hear more 490 00:28:00,760 --> 00:28:02,440 Speaker 2: about this, Ben, I'm intrigued. 491 00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:05,440 Speaker 1: This is this is the side note. Yeah, I'm really 492 00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:07,600 Speaker 1: glad you talked about the taste. 493 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:09,800 Speaker 2: This is. This is so weird. 494 00:28:10,240 --> 00:28:14,000 Speaker 1: Uh, but we do know what Alderton was attempting to 495 00:28:14,040 --> 00:28:18,160 Speaker 1: do with Waco now known as Doctor Pepper. The story 496 00:28:18,440 --> 00:28:21,400 Speaker 1: is no true this is. But the story is that 497 00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:26,119 Speaker 1: he was working in a in a pharmacy and he 498 00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:30,199 Speaker 1: was trying to recreate the He wanted the soda to 499 00:28:30,320 --> 00:28:34,080 Speaker 1: taste the way that the pharmacy smelled. 500 00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:40,040 Speaker 2: Okay, so medicinal like cleaning product like bleach. What are 501 00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:40,920 Speaker 2: we talking about here? 502 00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:44,400 Speaker 1: I see there's a there's a method to the madness, Noll. 503 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:48,080 Speaker 1: There's a reason that I'm dunking on Doctor Pepper. Also, 504 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,880 Speaker 1: I'm leaning into it. I just should get a funny 505 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:55,240 Speaker 1: but uh but yes, and you know, honestly, Doctor Pepper 506 00:28:55,440 --> 00:29:02,480 Speaker 1: went on to have an amazing uh product, but the 507 00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:08,280 Speaker 1: whole game changed very shortly afterwards. Like doctor Pepper invented 508 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:13,160 Speaker 1: eighteen eighty five, just one year later, a guy in Atlanta, 509 00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:18,600 Speaker 1: Georgia in eighteen eighty six he invents something called coca cola, 510 00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:21,960 Speaker 1: and he does it. The rumor is to help him 511 00:29:22,040 --> 00:29:23,440 Speaker 1: kick his war feet out. 512 00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:25,960 Speaker 2: Oh weird. What's the guy's name again? I always forget 513 00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:26,640 Speaker 2: the coke guys? 514 00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:27,840 Speaker 1: John Pemberton. 515 00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:32,120 Speaker 2: Pemberton, that's right. So, yeah, you've got some nice ub 516 00:29:33,120 --> 00:29:36,520 Speaker 2: let's call them honorifics. I guess he've made up for 517 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:41,040 Speaker 2: the Spello, the Gretzki of guzzle, Oh, the tiger Woods 518 00:29:41,040 --> 00:29:44,840 Speaker 2: of tonic water, the Kobe Bryant of soda. Yeah, no, accurate. 519 00:29:44,880 --> 00:29:47,840 Speaker 2: This guy really did change the game for better or worse. 520 00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:50,920 Speaker 2: In eighteen eighty six, John Pemberton did just that. He 521 00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:54,040 Speaker 2: invented coca cola, and the history of coke is rife. 522 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:57,280 Speaker 2: You know, we've all heard the rumors that are largely 523 00:29:57,320 --> 00:30:00,400 Speaker 2: true that the original recipe of coca cola did in 524 00:30:00,440 --> 00:30:06,360 Speaker 2: fact contain cocaine in addition to the cola nuts, not 525 00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:10,520 Speaker 2: to be confused with koala nuts. Yeah, that's yeah. 526 00:30:10,920 --> 00:30:14,400 Speaker 1: Also, cocaine had a much less sinister reputation. 527 00:30:15,240 --> 00:30:17,680 Speaker 2: They gave you a papa, It gave you a little zip. 528 00:30:18,360 --> 00:30:20,480 Speaker 2: It was in a lot of stuff back then. It 529 00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:21,880 Speaker 2: sure was a lot. 530 00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:26,400 Speaker 1: Of metals, a lot, a lot of medicine. Yeah, and 531 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:30,680 Speaker 1: this all happens during the period of rapid expansion. By 532 00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:34,720 Speaker 1: eighteen sixty, there are one hundred and twenty three bottling 533 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:38,160 Speaker 1: plants for soft drinks in the US, and then just 534 00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:40,920 Speaker 1: ten years later there are three hundred and eighty seven. 535 00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:45,880 Speaker 1: By nineteen hundred, there are almost three thousand different plants 536 00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:47,000 Speaker 1: just making soda. 537 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:50,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, popular stuff. It really did kind of kick off 538 00:30:50,960 --> 00:30:55,440 Speaker 2: a bit of a craze, but still doesn't quite explain 539 00:30:56,040 --> 00:30:59,720 Speaker 2: the absolutely meteoric rise of soda and how I just 540 00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:03,880 Speaker 2: became such a staple. And believe it or not, we 541 00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:09,040 Speaker 2: really owe a lot of credit to the temperance movement, 542 00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:20,120 Speaker 2: the idea of being a teetotaler and soda being sort 543 00:31:20,120 --> 00:31:26,720 Speaker 2: of a mandated I guess, substitute for alcoholic beverages. People 544 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:30,120 Speaker 2: needed something to take the edge off, and it did 545 00:31:30,200 --> 00:31:35,200 Speaker 2: contain you know, chemicals, you know, caffeine, sugar. Obviously, it 546 00:31:35,200 --> 00:31:38,200 Speaker 2: made you feel something. It's better than you know, not drinking. 547 00:31:39,200 --> 00:31:44,400 Speaker 1: Yeah right, these party police here's how I picture it. 548 00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:47,280 Speaker 1: I picture it like they're kind of militant. They had 549 00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:47,960 Speaker 1: a reputation. 550 00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:50,280 Speaker 2: Oh I'm sorry. They they had cocaine in them too. 551 00:31:50,320 --> 00:31:53,520 Speaker 2: By the way, they really did make you feel something better, right, 552 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,200 Speaker 2: carry on there. 553 00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:59,920 Speaker 1: It's weird because I'm picturing in my mind a media 554 00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:03,160 Speaker 1: of teetotalers and they're worried about their public image, and 555 00:32:03,160 --> 00:32:06,040 Speaker 1: they're like, guys, people are saying that we're not fun, 556 00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:09,960 Speaker 1: and well, don't listen to them. They're drunk, and they say, no, 557 00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:13,040 Speaker 1: we need something, We need something positive. So we're not 558 00:32:13,120 --> 00:32:16,800 Speaker 1: a movement that's just dedicated to eradicating something. We need 559 00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:20,600 Speaker 1: an alternative. So let's get the kids hanging out at 560 00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:24,720 Speaker 1: pharmacies and selling soft drinks a soda fountains. That made 561 00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:28,720 Speaker 1: those places wholesome social hanging spots, like going to a 562 00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:32,320 Speaker 1: community center or something. And then that made in the 563 00:32:32,360 --> 00:32:37,120 Speaker 1: teetotaler calculus that made bars and later speakeasies even worse. 564 00:32:37,440 --> 00:32:40,600 Speaker 1: These were like the last refuges of low lifes and 565 00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:42,680 Speaker 1: degenerates before they reached the grave. 566 00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:46,280 Speaker 2: I mean, they're not wrong, you know, there are certain 567 00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:51,000 Speaker 2: type of dive bar situations that are the sort of 568 00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:55,800 Speaker 2: roosting places for you know, the problematic elements, you know, 569 00:32:56,040 --> 00:32:58,600 Speaker 2: folks that are maybe what you might call problem drinkers. 570 00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:02,600 Speaker 2: You're more likely to see a fight or a knifing, 571 00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:04,880 Speaker 2: you know, break out in one of these spots than 572 00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:07,600 Speaker 2: you would say, at a soda fountain or what we 573 00:33:07,640 --> 00:33:07,959 Speaker 2: call it. 574 00:33:08,000 --> 00:33:10,160 Speaker 3: Like, I feel like I've worked in many of these places. 575 00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:12,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, you certainly have, Max, That's where we first became 576 00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:14,600 Speaker 2: acquainted with one another, and you worked at a pretty 577 00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:18,080 Speaker 2: reputable joint. But there are certain spots that, you know, 578 00:33:18,160 --> 00:33:22,280 Speaker 2: especially in bigger cities, where you may well not be 579 00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:25,080 Speaker 2: welcome if you're not a known quantity. 580 00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:27,400 Speaker 3: I actually got to jump in here because I legitimately 581 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:30,080 Speaker 3: cannot remember the name of this place in Chicago, so 582 00:33:30,120 --> 00:33:32,920 Speaker 3: I can't really slander them. But there's this bar in Chicago. 583 00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:35,960 Speaker 3: It's cash only, and you have to I forget that 584 00:33:36,040 --> 00:33:38,240 Speaker 3: there's a way to get in. But there's like the 585 00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:41,440 Speaker 3: big thing about it is it's everyone knows like everything 586 00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:44,200 Speaker 3: they're doing inside is illegal, Like they're selling like boozze, 587 00:33:44,200 --> 00:33:47,720 Speaker 3: Like after hours, you can't smoke inside any building in Chicago. 588 00:33:47,840 --> 00:33:50,040 Speaker 3: People are just chain smoking, and there's all the sides 589 00:33:50,120 --> 00:33:52,040 Speaker 3: up from the said like, oh, all this stuff. But 590 00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:53,760 Speaker 3: it's just so funny to walk in because it's like 591 00:33:53,880 --> 00:33:56,960 Speaker 3: there's this facade and everyone knows this is a total facade, 592 00:33:57,040 --> 00:33:58,400 Speaker 3: but as soon as you walk in, it's like nope. 593 00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:00,280 Speaker 3: And the one thing is all the bartenders are all 594 00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:03,320 Speaker 3: really old and they're all really mean. 595 00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:07,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, there's stuff I've seen. I've seen similar things, Like 596 00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:11,920 Speaker 1: in London, I stumbled onto a place through through contact 597 00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:15,880 Speaker 1: and it was you were able to smoke cigarettes inside, 598 00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:18,160 Speaker 1: probably other stuff too. I didn't stay too long. It's 599 00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:21,000 Speaker 1: a weird vibe and they were doing after hours things. 600 00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:24,600 Speaker 1: In their loophole was that they are a private club 601 00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:28,080 Speaker 1: or they're a private property kind of thing, so they're 602 00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:30,760 Speaker 1: not quote unquote open to the public. 603 00:34:31,080 --> 00:34:33,040 Speaker 3: I think they had something similar to that. But I 604 00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:38,360 Speaker 3: think their loophole was they had some hands in organized crime. 605 00:34:38,719 --> 00:34:41,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go. Not unusual and yeah, I mean, 606 00:34:41,680 --> 00:34:44,000 Speaker 2: of course, you know we talk about these speakeasies, right 607 00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:47,600 Speaker 2: and once you know, the temperance movement took hold and 608 00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:51,280 Speaker 2: the laws changed and alcohol was illegal, that did become 609 00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:54,440 Speaker 2: a hotbed of organized crime. A lot of these locations 610 00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:57,560 Speaker 2: were run by you know, the mob or mob like elements. 611 00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:02,160 Speaker 1: And just like with boot lagging, transportation played a big 612 00:35:02,239 --> 00:35:05,560 Speaker 1: role in the rise of soda because for a while, 613 00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:09,640 Speaker 1: you could only get this stuff if you were living 614 00:35:09,719 --> 00:35:13,359 Speaker 1: in proximity of some sort to a factory and there 615 00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:15,719 Speaker 1: was a horse drawn carriage that could reach you. But 616 00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:18,080 Speaker 1: now all of a sudden, we have gas powered trucks 617 00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:22,360 Speaker 1: and automobiles. The American shipping industry is experiencing a revolution, 618 00:35:22,719 --> 00:35:25,719 Speaker 1: and the reach of soda extends as well. So by 619 00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:28,799 Speaker 1: nineteen twenty, the US alone is home to more than 620 00:35:28,920 --> 00:35:32,319 Speaker 1: five thousand bottling plants, and that's all they do, day in, 621 00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:35,800 Speaker 1: day out. They make weird Sodas the first vending machines 622 00:35:35,840 --> 00:35:39,440 Speaker 1: come along, they put soda into cups. And I can't 623 00:35:39,440 --> 00:35:43,680 Speaker 1: say cups for some reason without remembering that amazing meme 624 00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:46,239 Speaker 1: of the lizard drinking out of cups. I think we 625 00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:47,920 Speaker 1: talked about this on stuff. They want you to know. 626 00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:50,239 Speaker 1: Oh it's classic, not all of it aged well, but 627 00:35:50,280 --> 00:35:51,040 Speaker 1: it's so funny. 628 00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:54,359 Speaker 2: Okay, So let's take a quick pause in the history, 629 00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:56,719 Speaker 2: just talk a little bit more about process. We talked 630 00:35:56,719 --> 00:36:02,000 Speaker 2: about injecting the bubbles. You know, into still water to 631 00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:05,560 Speaker 2: kind of mimic the effects and qualities of this naturally 632 00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:09,440 Speaker 2: carbonated stuff. But you know, these early processes were much more, 633 00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:12,880 Speaker 2: you know, kind of single serving. Right, We're now in 634 00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:16,080 Speaker 2: a situation where we've got to mass produce this stuff. 635 00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:20,239 Speaker 2: So how does the technology start to evolve to meet 636 00:36:20,280 --> 00:36:21,399 Speaker 2: the demand. Oh? 637 00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:24,759 Speaker 1: Yeah, it starts with the water. Of course, often that's 638 00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:29,880 Speaker 1: coming from a safe processed municipal supply, but just to 639 00:36:29,920 --> 00:36:34,600 Speaker 1: be certain, these companies also will process it further, so 640 00:36:35,680 --> 00:36:38,520 Speaker 1: it's weird without getting two in the weeds. Sometimes they 641 00:36:38,640 --> 00:36:41,399 Speaker 1: just run it through a sand filter to get rid 642 00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:45,120 Speaker 1: of solid matter, and then they run it through an 643 00:36:45,160 --> 00:36:49,520 Speaker 1: activated carbon purifier to get rid of chlorine color and 644 00:36:49,719 --> 00:36:52,680 Speaker 1: other taste or odors, except in the case of course 645 00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:54,719 Speaker 1: Doctor Pepper, where I think they just go to a 646 00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:57,359 Speaker 1: sewer and start scooping stuff up with a lab. 647 00:36:57,640 --> 00:36:59,160 Speaker 2: How do you really feel about Doctor Pepper? 648 00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:01,600 Speaker 1: We had to pick one. We had to pick one 649 00:37:01,600 --> 00:37:05,279 Speaker 1: to dunk on. Max is giving a thumbs down. Wait, Max, 650 00:37:05,280 --> 00:37:06,200 Speaker 1: are you the I know? 651 00:37:06,239 --> 00:37:08,080 Speaker 2: I I don't think so at all. 652 00:37:08,160 --> 00:37:08,239 Speaker 4: No. 653 00:37:08,280 --> 00:37:10,319 Speaker 3: I hate Doctor Pepper because they have like the most 654 00:37:10,360 --> 00:37:13,880 Speaker 3: annoying commercials of all time to play NonStop during college football. 655 00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:16,560 Speaker 3: I've also adopted this thing where I don't buy products 656 00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:21,080 Speaker 3: that advertise during college football fa So I've continued to 657 00:37:21,120 --> 00:37:22,399 Speaker 3: not buy doctor Pepper, and. 658 00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:24,960 Speaker 2: That is a reasonable bias. It is not something that 659 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:28,640 Speaker 2: I necessarily reached for when I'm having my little soda treat. 660 00:37:29,400 --> 00:37:31,440 Speaker 2: But I don't hate it, perhaps as much as you 661 00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:33,880 Speaker 2: guys do. And there are better versions of it, like 662 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:38,439 Speaker 2: what is it? You know, geez not Werners, but there's 663 00:37:38,480 --> 00:37:42,000 Speaker 2: another you see him at like cool like Delis like 664 00:37:42,080 --> 00:37:44,600 Speaker 2: in New York. It's got this weird bearded man on 665 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:50,319 Speaker 2: the on the like, but they have a really good 666 00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:53,560 Speaker 2: black cherry Doctor Brown Doctor Brown's good. That's not the 667 00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:56,719 Speaker 2: one that is very similar, very much in the same wheelhouse. 668 00:37:56,880 --> 00:38:00,600 Speaker 2: They also Doctor Brown's has an excellent black cherry soda. 669 00:38:00,920 --> 00:38:03,320 Speaker 2: So of course, all of this starts, like you said, 670 00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:07,840 Speaker 2: with water. Oftentimes, as we know, even with bottled water 671 00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:12,000 Speaker 2: made by these soda magnates that they got into the 672 00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:13,719 Speaker 2: business and hey, let's just sell the stuff that we 673 00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:16,239 Speaker 2: make the stuff out of. It just comes from the 674 00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:21,000 Speaker 2: good old fashioned municipal water supply, though it is oftentimes 675 00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:24,640 Speaker 2: processed a little bit further in order to maintain some 676 00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:29,520 Speaker 2: sort of standards for the finished product. Impurities within water 677 00:38:29,560 --> 00:38:33,560 Speaker 2: supplies for different parts of the country. Municipalities can of 678 00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:37,160 Speaker 2: course vary from time to time, and there are allowable 679 00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:41,080 Speaker 2: levels of impurities that can vary as well by municipality. 680 00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:44,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, so in most plants these days, the water is 681 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:48,760 Speaker 1: going to go through a process called super chlorination and coagulation. 682 00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:52,759 Speaker 1: For two hours. The water gets exposed to a cartoonishly 683 00:38:52,840 --> 00:38:56,680 Speaker 1: high amount of chlorine and to something called a floculent. 684 00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:00,600 Speaker 1: Floculant is just a fancy word for thing that removes 685 00:39:01,320 --> 00:39:04,480 Speaker 1: algae and bacteria and then it goes back through this 686 00:39:04,719 --> 00:39:08,399 Speaker 1: sand filter carbon thing. But at that point you still 687 00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:11,640 Speaker 1: don't have something you can sell as soda. You need 688 00:39:11,680 --> 00:39:14,280 Speaker 1: the bubbles, you need the magic. And I'll be honest, 689 00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:17,400 Speaker 1: this got me watching the old school Gene Wilder, Willy 690 00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:20,520 Speaker 1: Wonka or Charlie in the chocolate factory. It holds up, man, 691 00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:21,680 Speaker 1: it's really good. 692 00:39:22,080 --> 00:39:26,320 Speaker 2: So now we've purified the water to some degree, let's 693 00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:29,560 Speaker 2: talk about how we get those bubbles, which is kind 694 00:39:29,560 --> 00:39:33,320 Speaker 2: of the feature of the whole product into said water. 695 00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:39,280 Speaker 2: Carbon dioxide gas gives these beverages that sparkle that bites. 696 00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:44,000 Speaker 2: And also it makes it more shelf stable, doesn't it. 697 00:39:44,680 --> 00:39:50,479 Speaker 1: It really does. Yeah, And the carbonation is created by 698 00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:54,759 Speaker 1: chilling the liquid and then cascading it in thin layers 699 00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:58,919 Speaker 1: over a series of plates in this enclosure that has 700 00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:03,319 Speaker 1: pressurized carbon dioxide gas. It's a really cool like how 701 00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:06,760 Speaker 1: stuff gets made opportunity. You know, you can see videos 702 00:40:06,800 --> 00:40:10,120 Speaker 1: of this on YouTube. And the amount of gas the 703 00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:14,880 Speaker 1: water will absorb depends on how high the pressure is 704 00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:18,240 Speaker 1: and how low the temperature is. So it's fascinating science. 705 00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:22,000 Speaker 1: We're still not done. Now we've got basically selter our 706 00:40:22,040 --> 00:40:25,799 Speaker 1: imitation mineral water, but everybody's selling seltzer. How do we 707 00:40:25,880 --> 00:40:27,520 Speaker 1: hush it up a little? How do we add some 708 00:40:28,080 --> 00:40:29,600 Speaker 1: so an angle? 709 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:32,600 Speaker 2: You know? Yeah, syrups right, and you know, of course 710 00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:36,400 Speaker 2: we've got syrups that are naturally occurring, like maple syrup, 711 00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:40,040 Speaker 2: you know, from the sap of the maple tree. But 712 00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:45,040 Speaker 2: when you're talking about concentration of flavor, you know, to 713 00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:48,560 Speaker 2: get that sort of essence of like a particular type 714 00:40:48,560 --> 00:40:52,279 Speaker 2: of flavor with be a lemon, black, cherry, raspberry, or 715 00:40:52,280 --> 00:40:55,920 Speaker 2: what have you, we're talking about creating this stuff. First, 716 00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:58,600 Speaker 2: you have a simple syrup which is a great thing 717 00:40:58,640 --> 00:41:00,319 Speaker 2: in and of itself. I'm a big fan of using 718 00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:03,799 Speaker 2: simple syrup and iced coffee or even regular coffee, which 719 00:41:03,840 --> 00:41:07,799 Speaker 2: is basically just cooking down sugar into sort of a 720 00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:10,040 Speaker 2: more viscous solution, right. 721 00:41:10,320 --> 00:41:13,879 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's a solution of water and sugar, and 722 00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:16,960 Speaker 1: you can take some other steps. You can treat this 723 00:41:17,239 --> 00:41:20,880 Speaker 1: simple sugar with carbon you can filter it if sugar 724 00:41:20,960 --> 00:41:24,040 Speaker 1: is not you know, top quality, and all the other 725 00:41:24,239 --> 00:41:27,720 Speaker 1: ingredients are added in a precise order to create what's 726 00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:30,640 Speaker 1: called the finished syrup. This is where stuff like a 727 00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:33,960 Speaker 1: secret recipe comes in, because it's not just what you 728 00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:37,200 Speaker 1: put in. It's when you combine these things your order 729 00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:37,920 Speaker 1: of operations. 730 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:41,080 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, hence the Willy wonknness of it all. And 731 00:41:41,120 --> 00:41:45,080 Speaker 2: there are two methods for producing that finished syrup. In 732 00:41:45,239 --> 00:41:48,680 Speaker 2: the first method, the syrup is diluted with water and 733 00:41:48,719 --> 00:41:52,760 Speaker 2: then the product gets cooled carbonated. You know, it's cooked 734 00:41:52,840 --> 00:41:54,520 Speaker 2: right like I said, with making the simple syrup, and 735 00:41:54,520 --> 00:41:59,680 Speaker 2: then it's cooled down, carbonated and bottles. And in the 736 00:41:59,719 --> 00:42:02,080 Speaker 2: second to the maker actually measures a precise amount of 737 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:05,120 Speaker 2: syrup into each bottle. You got the carbonated water separately, 738 00:42:05,400 --> 00:42:07,280 Speaker 2: then you fill it with the syrup or add it 739 00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:10,840 Speaker 2: and first then you know, dilute it with the carbonated water. 740 00:42:11,080 --> 00:42:14,840 Speaker 2: In either case, the sugar is about fifty one to 741 00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:19,440 Speaker 2: sixty percent of the syrup and it is reduced to 742 00:42:19,640 --> 00:42:22,759 Speaker 2: around eight to thirteen percent in the finished beverage, So 743 00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:27,400 Speaker 2: it is considerably I guess, packing a lot of punch. 744 00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:31,440 Speaker 2: It's a very dense like it's like dark matter, you know, 745 00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:32,800 Speaker 2: when it comes to flavoring. 746 00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:36,920 Speaker 1: Right, yeah, yeah, if you ever, if you ever worked 747 00:42:37,080 --> 00:42:41,960 Speaker 1: in a restaurant or hospititality industry, you may have heard 748 00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:45,239 Speaker 1: of people who just tried the straight syrup. It's very 749 00:42:45,360 --> 00:42:49,719 Speaker 1: much not as cool as the soda. It's just too concentrated, right, 750 00:42:50,680 --> 00:42:55,759 Speaker 1: And one twelve ounce soft drink can contain more than 751 00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:58,600 Speaker 1: forty grams of sugar as a result. Here, that's a 752 00:42:58,640 --> 00:42:59,719 Speaker 1: lot of sugar, right. 753 00:43:00,080 --> 00:43:02,759 Speaker 2: Seeing those images in like health class where it's like 754 00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:06,560 Speaker 2: it shows you the pile of sugar, the physical pile 755 00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:10,280 Speaker 2: of sugar that would go into forty grams of sugar 756 00:43:10,719 --> 00:43:14,760 Speaker 2: physically to look at is a frickin' ant hill of sugar. 757 00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:15,319 Speaker 2: I saw. 758 00:43:15,480 --> 00:43:19,520 Speaker 1: I saw Bernie Sanders, the politician Bernie Sanders recently and 759 00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:25,160 Speaker 1: his his rant for the day was soda and children. 760 00:43:25,200 --> 00:43:27,920 Speaker 1: And he had like a twenty ounce Coca cola bottle 761 00:43:27,960 --> 00:43:30,680 Speaker 1: that buddy yeah, and he was, yeah, it's what he asked, 762 00:43:30,719 --> 00:43:31,640 Speaker 1: Coca cola bottle. 763 00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:35,680 Speaker 4: And he's like, this single bottle of Coca cola alone 764 00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:39,920 Speaker 4: contains fourteen tea spoons of sugar. That's far more than 765 00:43:40,080 --> 00:43:43,280 Speaker 4: is recommended or even allowed for twoldren. 766 00:43:43,880 --> 00:43:46,799 Speaker 2: That's ten percent of the five percent of the one 767 00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:51,080 Speaker 2: percent of the allowable limits of sugar intake for the 768 00:43:51,120 --> 00:43:52,120 Speaker 2: American people. 769 00:43:52,600 --> 00:43:55,000 Speaker 1: And then he'll bet his percentages. 770 00:43:55,120 --> 00:43:57,879 Speaker 2: It's Bernie Sanders catchphrase. 771 00:43:57,400 --> 00:44:01,919 Speaker 1: And shout out to who whatever genius is cutting his hair. 772 00:44:02,560 --> 00:44:04,800 Speaker 1: I'm kidding, I'm I'm personally hey. 773 00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:07,000 Speaker 2: He doesn't. He just kind of runs his fingers. 774 00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:12,200 Speaker 1: I find him just such a fascinating historical. 775 00:44:12,480 --> 00:44:16,080 Speaker 3: Is not the best thing ever. It was BID's inauguration. 776 00:44:16,239 --> 00:44:22,759 Speaker 3: He wore these ned and yeah, they got him on. 777 00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:25,239 Speaker 3: Colbert got him on like right afterwards. Ask him and 778 00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:28,080 Speaker 3: he's like he like said who it was, and then 779 00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:30,520 Speaker 3: he very quickly tried to retract it because he's like 780 00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:33,279 Speaker 3: everyone's like flooding this woman asking for more, and she 781 00:44:33,400 --> 00:44:36,160 Speaker 3: just made she like knitted them for him, and everyone's like, 782 00:44:36,200 --> 00:44:37,960 Speaker 3: can we get some of these herself? And she's like, no, 783 00:44:38,160 --> 00:44:40,080 Speaker 3: this is just something I did. I like to knit. 784 00:44:43,160 --> 00:44:43,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, he really is. 785 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:48,600 Speaker 1: He always looks like in so many appearances, I I 786 00:44:48,640 --> 00:44:54,200 Speaker 1: can't disassociate him from his cousin's fantastic show Curb Your Enthusiasm, 787 00:44:54,640 --> 00:44:57,440 Speaker 1: and I always feel like he's sort of in a 788 00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:59,680 Speaker 1: Curb Your Enthusiasm episode when. 789 00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:04,879 Speaker 2: I say her distant cousins that, I think, yeah, I say, though, yeah, 790 00:45:04,920 --> 00:45:07,640 Speaker 2: they definitely have a vibe that they share. So we've 791 00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:12,799 Speaker 2: got this mega, mega concentrated flavor you know, crack that 792 00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:17,120 Speaker 2: is now you know, uh, injected into the carbonated water. 793 00:45:17,520 --> 00:45:23,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, and look, politics aside, our Palbernie is absolutely correct 794 00:45:23,920 --> 00:45:27,640 Speaker 1: about the health concerns surrounding soda. It's delicious, it's interesting, 795 00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:30,359 Speaker 1: it's it's a heck of a treat, but it is 796 00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:34,680 Speaker 1: not healthy. And here we're going to pause, not for 797 00:45:34,719 --> 00:45:38,560 Speaker 1: a soda break. We're staying strong throughout this episode. But 798 00:45:38,760 --> 00:45:41,640 Speaker 1: this is gonna have to be a two parter because 799 00:45:41,640 --> 00:45:44,120 Speaker 1: we're setting up the history, some of which is ridiculous, 800 00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:46,319 Speaker 1: but we have yet to get to the most ridiculous part, 801 00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:48,920 Speaker 1: which is the sodas of yesteryear. 802 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,000 Speaker 2: That's right, and the Yeah, there's a lot of interesting 803 00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:55,160 Speaker 2: history there too, and just a lot of absurd marketing 804 00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:57,520 Speaker 2: that goes into this kind of stuff, and we'll talk 805 00:45:57,560 --> 00:46:00,359 Speaker 2: a lot about the nostalgia factor of it all is well. 806 00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:05,120 Speaker 2: Huge thanks to super producer Max Williams, his brother Alex Williams, 807 00:46:05,160 --> 00:46:06,200 Speaker 2: who composed our theme. 808 00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:10,839 Speaker 1: Big Big thanks to Jonathan Strickland aka the Quizter, Big 809 00:46:10,880 --> 00:46:14,120 Speaker 1: Big thanks to A. J. Jacobs aka the Puzzler. Check 810 00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:18,279 Speaker 1: out our friends over on Ridiculous Crimes Aaron Elizabeth, Dan 811 00:46:18,440 --> 00:46:22,160 Speaker 1: Dave if you want to hear more ridiculous often heist 812 00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:26,719 Speaker 1: related history. And I'm hoping that we can. We've been 813 00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:28,640 Speaker 1: talking about forever, but I'm hoping we could get a 814 00:46:28,680 --> 00:46:30,439 Speaker 1: crossover going with them in the New Year. 815 00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:34,800 Speaker 2: I think that's definitely gonna happen. We'll see you next time, folks. 816 00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:44,120 Speaker 2: For more podcasts from iHeartRadio, visit the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, 817 00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:46,320 Speaker 2: or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.