Speaker 1: Start Up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start Up,
Speaker 1: Brooklyn Boys.
Speaker 2: Start Up, start ups, dot Up.
Speaker 1: They making noise dot up, start up, dot up, utt.
Speaker 2: Up, dot Up, Episode two seventy one, The Brooklyn Boys Podcast.
Speaker 2: Oh I sense a little echo in your microphone today?
Speaker 2: You have need a reverb on? No, I don't, Actually
Speaker 2: you got I got reverb? I got echo? Yeah a
Speaker 2: little bit. Hey, do you have a breaking news sounder
Speaker 2: like we used to play in the morning show? Breaking news?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 2: I mean I can find one real quick? Hold on?
Speaker 2: How fast? How fast we can? You got one? Right about?
Speaker 2: Hold on a second, my funk soul brother? Oh wait,
Speaker 2: I gotta stop. Well he not used to what nine
Speaker 2: billion dollar sounds here? Then? This sounds like welcome by Cutters?
Speaker 2: How about no, how about powered by riverside? The hell
Speaker 2: are you doing? Waits? So when I got my twenty
Speaker 2: thousand dollars zillion dollar piece of equipment, it came with
Speaker 2: these It came with these little sounders and things inside
Speaker 2: of it sound effects. So so let's see if I
Speaker 2: hear it right.
Speaker 4: Here?
Speaker 5: You go?
Speaker 2: No, how about this? No, I don't like that. I
Speaker 2: don't like that at all. How about how about breaking news?
Speaker 2: Now how about this? No, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: I got this one. Okay, breaking news now, no, how
Speaker 2: about this? Like that one? You like that? No, I
Speaker 2: don't like that one. I don't like that one at all.
Speaker 2: I need something like you know, the breaking news is ok.
Speaker 2: Let's move to it. Breaking news. Looking in the background
Speaker 2: of Scary's webcam, his stack of papers is gone. Staking news.
Speaker 2: His apartment looks clean. Yes we know. We go now
Speaker 2: live to the Scary Jones studio for an update. Scary,
Speaker 2: what do you have by the table? I've got nothing today.
Speaker 2: I've just said the table is clear as you could see.
Speaker 2: I think going on. Were you robbed? No? My Estella
Speaker 2: was here today. My cleaning lady. Oh, the one who
Speaker 2: threw out your sneakers. Yeah, yeah, that yes, yes, we
Speaker 2: kept her around a little bit, a little bit. So
Speaker 2: you're telling me Estella, you're cleaning lady has not been
Speaker 2: at your house in six months. No, No, she's been
Speaker 2: at the house. But I think she wanted to actually
Speaker 2: clean the other wing of the house. She wanted to
Speaker 2: clean the table, she wanted to clean the glass table.
Speaker 2: So she moved the stack of papers. So she moved
Speaker 2: him from here out of the frame over there. Oh
Speaker 2: so it's not really clean, No it's not. But yeah,
Speaker 2: this big news. The slices need to know the paper's gone. No, no,
Speaker 2: they'll be back soon enough. They really really need to
Speaker 2: do video podcasts. If you don't, you never want to
Speaker 2: do them. Oh yeah, you know what, Brody, Seriously, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna take you to task on this one.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 2: No, More and more slices have been asking when are
Speaker 2: we gonna start releasing some video because you know that
Speaker 2: on my other podcast, speaking Volumes with Share, Yeah, she's
Speaker 2: hot show. Huh, she's hot. She looks good on camera.
Speaker 2: But yeah, but she's half the podcast on the other half. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're the other half. She's she's the good looking one
Speaker 2: like she's but you know, like we don't have a
Speaker 2: better half. And I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid to
Speaker 2: put myself out there on video you should be speaking
Speaker 2: of which, speaking of putting yourself out there, are you
Speaker 2: just trying to change the topic. No, No, it's a
Speaker 2: perfect segue. I am gonna tell you about a TV
Speaker 2: show I can't believe the entire world's not watching. And
Speaker 2: I'm telling you now, we'll do it next break. I'll
Speaker 2: tell you about this TV show. We're going to name it.
Speaker 2: When I tell you this, we're going to name this episode,
Speaker 2: I'm telling you in advance normally scary. And I take
Speaker 2: like twenty minutes after the episode to figure out what
Speaker 2: we're gonna call it. Yeah, come up with a catchy name.
Speaker 2: We argue about it. We are going to call this
Speaker 2: episode that's a fine looking penis exactly like, yeah, I
Speaker 2: mean with an accent. But I'll tell you more about
Speaker 2: it. It can't be like, that's a mighty fine penis. It's
Speaker 2: got to be exactly that, that's a fine that's a
Speaker 2: fine looking penis. Okay, all right, there's a rhyme and
Speaker 2: reason to this. I don't know about a rhyme, but
Speaker 2: there's a reason. Yeah, but people. The problem with that, though,
Speaker 2: is people who judge the book by the cover. They're
Speaker 2: just gonna see that and without context and be like,
Speaker 2: these guys are much a bunch of persons. Let me
Speaker 2: tell you something. The TV show I'm going to tell
Speaker 2: you about, Yeah, it's all about judging a book by
Speaker 2: its cover, so to speak. In fact, the covers are
Speaker 2: mentioned a lot. But to find a can't this exists?
Speaker 2: Don't use the word blow and penis in the same sentence.
Speaker 2: I have to tell you it's pretty close to this
Speaker 2: TV show. Okay, awesome, can't wait, that's the next break.
Speaker 2: So as we record this right now and being from Brooklyn,
Speaker 2: were in Noah's Ark, we are, we are on my window, Yeah,
Speaker 2: we are in Brooklyn is the epicenter of a huge
Speaker 2: storm passing through right now. It is pouring rain. I'm
Speaker 2: having friends of mine send me pictures and video from
Speaker 2: famous intersections in Brooklyn. Like, for instance, remember where John
Speaker 2: Travolta walked down the street eating around the corner from
Speaker 2: I grew up and staying alive. Yep, the corner sixth Street,
Speaker 2: twenty twentieth and nineteenth Way, Like, send you a picture
Speaker 2: of the intersection what it looks like right now. The
Speaker 2: cars are my daughter's got stuck on a train today,
Speaker 2: the subway flooded, cars are underwater. Brody, I can't believe
Speaker 2: what I'm seeing. Cats and dogs living together. It's mayhem.
Speaker 2: This is that This is your famous corner right here, Brody,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna send it to you. You're gonna you're gonna laugh. Well,
Speaker 2: now you're not gonna laugh. You're you're gonna be you're
Speaker 2: gonna be. Tell me what I'm gonna be, So I
Speaker 2: make sure i'm the right thing. You want to be shocked,
Speaker 2: I'll be all right, I'll have shocked. This is Oh
Speaker 2: my god, No, I sent it here, all right. I
Speaker 2: was getting ready. What the hell was that a fine
Speaker 2: looking penis you were looking at? No, that's the fine
Speaker 2: looking penis in it. You open it up. Hold on,
Speaker 2: is this is?
Speaker 6: This?
Speaker 3: Is?
Speaker 2: This gonna be the large black man with the large
Speaker 2: black beans. Okay, because that's what you're doing. That's Oh
Speaker 2: my god, is that crazy? Oh my god, it's looking south.
Speaker 2: This is twentieth Avenue. Yeah, oh oh no, yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: So usually when I when a car in that neighborhood underwater,
Speaker 2: it's because they owed somebody money. My father just called me.
Speaker 2: He goes, Anthony, we got some We got some water
Speaker 2: in the basement, the base flooding. Come bring you, come,
Speaker 2: bring you with Williams Sonoma mop got two inches two
Speaker 2: inches of water standing water. The human bucket. Bring your
Speaker 2: simple human bucket that you paid three hundred dollars for, Anthony,
Speaker 2: come over. I gotta say it's crazy because you know
Speaker 2: a lot of a lot of the apartments in Brooklyn
Speaker 2: in that area are like you walk down into them
Speaker 2: at the below street level. Can you imagine how much
Speaker 2: water they're getting. I would imagine it's like Venice, So
Speaker 2: it's like going home for all the Italians. But we
Speaker 2: never get down. Brooklyn is usually spared from the brunt
Speaker 2: of anything. Usually you hear it's other areas of the
Speaker 2: Tri State area and Brooklyn. It's always like Brooklyn got
Speaker 2: well like half as much she Gate. But don't forget Brooklyn. Brooklyn.
Speaker 2: Brooklyn's part of Long Island, So Brooklyn, Queens and Long
Speaker 2: Island is all part of the same piece of land.
Speaker 2: Brooklyn is surrounded by water on three sides. It would
Speaker 2: be a peninsula, except the other end of it is
Speaker 2: also an island. It's all island, so of course it's
Speaker 2: going to get water, of course. And Vnsonhurst is the
Speaker 2: neighborhood on the water right. Well, I don't know. I
Speaker 2: feel like a lot of it was spared when we
Speaker 2: had that bad hurricane back in twenty twelve. But Hurricane Sandy,
Speaker 2: it's that destroyed, destroyed Coney Island and Seagate and like
Speaker 2: the tip Staton Island. Yeah, but anyway, this is what's
Speaker 2: going on in our old neighborhood right now, Brodie, So
Speaker 2: we get to Staten Island. I met a new neighbor
Speaker 2: this week, a friend of a friend. She was on speakerphone.
Speaker 2: My friend my next door neighbors is, oh, uh, because
Speaker 2: I'm selling my trampoline. Right So she's like, oh, she
Speaker 2: may want to buy your trampoline. So she puts her
Speaker 2: on speakerphone. She goes, yeah, so I'm like two blocks away,
Speaker 2: I want to come buy your trampoline. I'm like, are
Speaker 2: you from Staten Island of Bensonhurst? She goes, actually both,
Speaker 2: I grew up in Staten Island. My parents were divorced.
Speaker 2: I also lived at Bensonhurst. Mistake, you can't mistake that accent.
Speaker 2: I love her already. That's great. She really you know something,
Speaker 2: She grew up six blocks from me, about ten blocks
Speaker 2: from you. Now, because you know, you guys are like minded,
Speaker 2: you come from the same area, cut from the same cloth. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we can't compare in pizza place. Yeah, you guys know,
Speaker 2: you feel like you know each other your family. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're gonna cut her a brake on that trampoline. I'm
Speaker 2: sorry the connection went bad. Hello, Hello, I said, I
Speaker 2: said are you going to cut her a brake on
Speaker 2: the trampoline because she's like family system is broken again.
Speaker 2: I can't. Yeah, okay, there Brody, Oh you're back. They are?
Speaker 2: You know, that's so crazy. I you see, if I
Speaker 2: was selling something and I felt like I made a
Speaker 2: bond with somebody or I kind of like knew them,
Speaker 2: like they were like friends, even though they weren't, and
Speaker 2: they had some stuff in common, I think my price
Speaker 2: would go down a little bit just to cut them
Speaker 2: from a break. You don't. You don't do that with anyone.
Speaker 2: That depends if. But she's she's a Yankees fan, so okay,
Speaker 2: she's back to even again, I asked. I said, oh
Speaker 2: my god, you're perfect. Do you also a Met's fans?
Speaker 2: Just fuck No? I was like, you're out no discounts
Speaker 2: for Yankees fans. Yeah, but I feel like, you know,
Speaker 2: sometimes people deserve a little bit of a break. She
Speaker 2: has a nice house than I do, so she's good.
Speaker 2: He's very nice.
Speaker 7: Though.
Speaker 2: It was really the point and the fact that her
Speaker 2: accent was like, yeah, come over and buy your trampoline.
Speaker 2: I'm like you from Staten Island. She's yeah, from Staten Island.
Speaker 2: I'm like originally from Brooklyn. Yeah, my father. So did
Speaker 2: she have a gut her mouth or what?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Oh, no, I don't. I didn't get into that yet.
Speaker 2: If I had told her the price of the trampoline,
Speaker 2: maybe she would have cursed to me. Then you'd bounce
Speaker 2: her right out of there. Very nice to be, very
Speaker 2: nicely done.
Speaker 8: Man.
Speaker 2: You know, did you hear that? This just came out today?
Speaker 2: A song from the Rolling Stone? It was Rolling Stones? Yeah,
Speaker 2: Lady Gaga and Stevie Wonder, all three of them in
Speaker 2: this song. Google the song right now, I'll google the later.
Speaker 2: Am I gonna play? I gotta tell you I didn't
Speaker 2: see that coming. Neither did Stevie Wonder. Thank you, dude.
Speaker 2: I did that joke on the Morning show. Nobody freaking
Speaker 2: nobody just even recognize that I was doing a joke,
Speaker 2: except that one Texter, whoever you were, I hope you
Speaker 2: were a slice for life.
Speaker 3: They were.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 2: They texted in, They're like, are we all just going
Speaker 2: to just gloss over Scary's hilarious joke? He said, I
Speaker 2: didn't see that coming because I didn't see that coming.
Speaker 2: Did you ever think those three would all be together
Speaker 2: in his song? No? No, you know, We had Stevie
Speaker 2: Wonder up at the radio station like twenty years ago
Speaker 2: and I had to do IDs with him. Now, just
Speaker 2: a reminder for everyone if you don't remember that, the
Speaker 2: IDs is paper. Oh yeah, the id's are on a
Speaker 2: sheet of paper and they say, hey, this is celebrity.
Speaker 2: Insert your name here, and you're listening to Elvis Strand
Speaker 2: the morning show on Z one hundred. Hey, this is
Speaker 2: celebrity and you're listening to JJ on Z one hundred. Right,
Speaker 2: and you get on the whole list of everybody. Me scary,
Speaker 2: all of us. We will put our names on it. Well,
Speaker 2: I had to do it with Stevie Wonder, So I said, Stevie, listen,
Speaker 2: there's a sheet here that I would normally ask someone
Speaker 2: to read. But what I'll do is I'll say it
Speaker 2: and you can just repeat it. And he was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's great, man, that's great. So I said, hey, this
Speaker 2: is Stevie Wonder and you're listening to Elvis Strand in
Speaker 2: the morning show and he went, Stevie want and he
Speaker 2: repeated everything I said. It was great. Yeah, I would
Speaker 2: have been. I threw in a couple of the ones.
Speaker 2: I was like, you know, I was like repeat after me.
Speaker 2: I said, Hey, this is Stevie Wonder and I like cheese,
Speaker 2: and he did it. He basically would have said anything
Speaker 2: I wanted to missaken't know what's on the sheet, he doesn't,
Speaker 2: it was on the paper. I was like, Hey, this
Speaker 2: is Stevie Wonder. You're listening to David Brody, the funniest
Speaker 2: man on the on the planet. And you're listening to
Speaker 2: Dave Brody in the morning. You're listening to the rightful
Speaker 2: host of the boarding show, David Brody. That's hysterical. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that was fun. It was great meeting him. You know,
Speaker 2: I didn't have to dress up to do it. Who
Speaker 2: is talking about we we need we need a new
Speaker 2: a young, a young blind executive producer for the young
Speaker 2: blind celebrity because the Stevie Wonder jokes are you know,
Speaker 2: are old. They're from the seventies and eighties. Like people
Speaker 2: don't know who Stevie Wonder is today, a lot of
Speaker 2: a lot of people. I used to make the glass
Speaker 2: eye joke about Sammy Davis Junior, but right, but people
Speaker 2: someone called for that today. I forgot who it was.
Speaker 2: They called for us. Who is a famous blind celebrity
Speaker 2: to young, young blind celebrity that's in today's day and age.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I can't think of one, but a, yeah,
Speaker 2: there's this. No, there's a guitar player who's probably fifty. No,
Speaker 2: that was big about fifteen years ago. No, there's no
Speaker 2: like blind ed sheet up up, yeah, up and coming
Speaker 2: somebody right. So anyway, h got my first phone call today? Ever,
Speaker 2: we're all Did you get an iPhone fifteen? Yes? Got
Speaker 2: my guy? I got my iPhone fifteen. Can I say
Speaker 2: one thing? Though? You want to borrow some of my
Speaker 2: old androids USBC club plugs? Though you times ago, I
Speaker 2: got my first phone call from my new phone from
Speaker 2: your phone. No, I got my phone rang for the
Speaker 2: first time my new iPhone. But i'll feels like the
Speaker 2: first time. Can I award you the wise he feels
Speaker 2: when you're making your transfer from your old phone to
Speaker 2: your new phone, whatever it is. And I know it's
Speaker 2: just a ring tone. I know it takes a few
Speaker 2: hours sometimes. Don't do that late at night because if
Speaker 2: you leave it when you go to sleep, your alarm's
Speaker 2: not going to go off in the morning. I got
Speaker 2: I got fucked this morning. I didn't iPhone problems. I
Speaker 2: didn't why that Android would still work if it's in
Speaker 2: the middle of transferring data back and forth. None of
Speaker 2: that stuff works. It was kind of pissed. The only
Speaker 2: alarm you have is your phone. That's it. Oh so
Speaker 2: I woke up late, but thank god I did show No, no,
Speaker 2: I was. I made it on time. Oh okay, somehow
Speaker 2: I did. But anyway, so you blame your iPhone. I
Speaker 2: android would have taped you on the shoulder, made you breakfast,
Speaker 2: and then helped you pick out your wardrobe.
Speaker 3: Hi o.
Speaker 4: The Brooklyn Boys Podcast.
Speaker 5: We will be right back.
Speaker 2: Oh I need to hear about this show. This is
Speaker 2: it a British show?
Speaker 9: It?
Speaker 2: Well it is, yes, okay, very good idea, very good slices.
Speaker 2: If you already know what I'm talking about, you know,
Speaker 2: bear with me on that. That's a mighty fine penis
Speaker 2: you got there, David Brody. Yeah, Actually, the exact quot
Speaker 2: where I believe was that's a fine pit. That's a
Speaker 2: fine look on penis in it, in it, in it,
Speaker 2: which is how the British say, isn't it isn't it?
Speaker 2: That's a fine looking So so the title of this
Speaker 2: podcast has to be that full praise. Well, that's a
Speaker 2: fine looking penis. You could put in enough of the
Speaker 2: Tea's okay. Start with there's a show on Max. It's
Speaker 2: it's been around seven years in the UK and it's
Speaker 2: on Max now and it's already one of the most
Speaker 2: watched shows on Max. And it's a game show. It's
Speaker 2: a dating game show like nothing you've ever seen. Scary.
Speaker 2: I don't know how the Morning show isn't talking about
Speaker 2: this every day. And at Danielle, who was married to
Speaker 2: a brit By the way, I spoke to her husband yesterday.
Speaker 2: As a matter of fact, we're talking about a bunch
Speaker 2: of things. I didn't tell him about the show because
Speaker 2: I want I didn't watch it until last night. So
Speaker 2: here's the way the show goes. They show up a
Speaker 2: bachelor or a bachelorette that could be straight, gay or bye.
Speaker 2: The game has played out differently depending on your sexual preferences,
Speaker 2: your orientation. Uh. And let's say it's a straight woman.
Speaker 2: So the first episode I watched was a straight woman
Speaker 2: and they show her working out at the gym, and
Speaker 2: the dating shows where they show them working and talking
Speaker 2: about I'm looking for a man that can you know,
Speaker 2: take me out, treat me all right with the British accent.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm looking for a guy that can and whatever.
Speaker 2: They talk about herself and I'm you know, I'm twenty
Speaker 2: eight or whatever she is and they talk. Okay, great.
Speaker 2: Then they bring her on to the stage and there's
Speaker 2: a female host. Welcome to the show. You're excited to
Speaker 2: be here. Yeah, yeah, Okay. Throughout this explanation scary, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna ask you if you would go on this show
Speaker 2: as a single person. Okay, I'll keep asking you as
Speaker 2: I'd explained the show. So you come out on the stage.
Speaker 2: There are like there are six what look like phone
Speaker 2: booths you can't see, and they're frosted over. There's a yellow,
Speaker 2: a pink of green and blue or red or whatever,
Speaker 2: six different colors, and they're lit up and there's people
Speaker 2: in them, right, and you don't see who's in them.
Speaker 2: And they introduced. The host talks to the woman who
Speaker 2: wants to date, and she says, you're nervous, you excited
Speaker 2: to be on the show. Yes, I'm hoping to find
Speaker 2: someone to date. And ultimately she has to pick someone
Speaker 2: to go on a date with like a normal game show, right,
Speaker 2: a dating show that makes sense. I mean that sounds
Speaker 2: like it's been done before several times in several formats.
Speaker 2: And ready are you ready? Yes? Are you ready to
Speaker 2: see your candidates for your date? Yes? Absolutely. And the
Speaker 2: first thing they do. You'd think the first thing they
Speaker 2: do is watch say hello, Hello Maggie, Hello Meggie, Hi Maggie,
Speaker 2: like on the dating game. Nope. The glass booth lifts
Speaker 2: up and you see all of them naked from the
Speaker 2: waist down and she gets to now examine all the penises. No,
Speaker 2: come on, scary. They show it close ups. There's tattoos
Speaker 2: around the penises, they're all flaccies. What kind of scent?
Speaker 2: And by the way, I don't judge, I'm Jewish, but
Speaker 2: I'm not explained. Why what do you mean by that?
Speaker 2: A minute, I'm not judging, but I'm telling you that
Speaker 2: it looks like in the UK ninety five percent of
Speaker 2: the men on the show are uncircumcised, which is an
Speaker 2: odd look for me because I'm not used to seeing that.
Speaker 2: Not that I'm used to seeing penises. So this is
Speaker 2: this isn't This isn't like a porno or something like that. No,
Speaker 2: this is an X ray. It's called naked attraction. Slices
Speaker 2: don't leave yet to go watch, waiting to say we're
Speaker 2: already done. They turned us off. No, don't leave, don't leave.
Speaker 2: We should have saved this for the end, Brody, but
Speaker 2: the hell then this is bad on our point. The
Speaker 2: Hardstess then has her look at all the penises. It's
Speaker 2: just let's go look at it. Let's go look at
Speaker 2: yellow the penises and yellow the booth is. What do
Speaker 2: you think, Oh, that's a fine looking penis. Yes, oh
Speaker 2: I like it. It's clean, it's all shaved. I like that.
Speaker 2: And what okay, let's go to the blue one. What
Speaker 2: do you think of this one? And she critiques the
Speaker 2: penis and the legs and the hands because you see this, Oh,
Speaker 2: he's got big hands. And so there was one guy
Speaker 2: who was in a wheelchair in the episode I watched,
Speaker 2: so he was sitting down. She's like, I can't really
Speaker 2: see him, he's sitting down. So he had to spread
Speaker 2: his legs so she could see his penis. Again, this
Speaker 2: is a game show, So she analyzes all the penises,
Speaker 2: she critiques them, and then so then she has to
Speaker 2: like send two of them home. So then they come out, Uh,
Speaker 2: the curtains go up on them, or the tubes go up,
Speaker 2: and then they came out naked and she says goodbye
Speaker 2: to them. I'm so sorry, and you get to see
Speaker 2: these people. He's like, oh, Max is a stockbroker and
Speaker 2: he lives in Liverpool. Jogging out, is there a studio audience? Yes,
Speaker 2: no blur, no blur, just walks out. Okay, So now
Speaker 2: they're down to round two? Are you ready to keep going?
Speaker 2: They get dressed though at least no. They walk off
Speaker 2: and then they show them in the locker room naked
Speaker 2: and they do like a testimonial. I really thought I
Speaker 2: was gonna get Picture's rather cute. And they just sit
Speaker 2: there naked, talking about it was a fun experience being naked.
Speaker 2: So that's that. So then they go to round two.
Speaker 2: Round two, they lift the thing up a little bit more.
Speaker 2: Now you see their abdomens and still the penises, and
Speaker 2: one of the guys was like an elephant. She's like,
Speaker 2: that's a rather large penis, isn't it. She's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: so just do prefer large penises? Well, you know, I
Speaker 2: don't have that. I've been with all kinds and they
Speaker 2: don't particularly like the small ones. And then she said,
Speaker 2: the guy with the small penis home, and she said it,
Speaker 2: she's like to all for me and I don't like
Speaker 2: the I don't like the fal skin and then wrinkly.
Speaker 2: So she sent them home and the guys like imagine
Speaker 2: like in not caring what anyone thinks. Like rather than
Speaker 2: just saying he's not really my type, they actually say like,
Speaker 2: I don't like his penis, and the guy has to
Speaker 2: like come out from it, like show his face all
Speaker 2: and be like, I'm the guy she said home like
Speaker 2: my penis. I can't believe this. I cannot believe that
Speaker 2: you're putting me on right now. No, no, the wait
Speaker 2: before you go further. Yeah, are they these guys talking
Speaker 2: while they're No, they don't talk. They don't talk. They
Speaker 2: don't talk. They shake hands, you know, I guess. So
Speaker 2: here's the thing they don't. I've got to mention. The
Speaker 2: six people all have at least one characteristic. Do they
Speaker 2: cross swords? No? No, they're in a semicircle on the stage,
Speaker 2: all in their own boots. There. These men allegedly are
Speaker 2: picked based on the things that she said in her
Speaker 2: survey of what she likes in a man. So you
Speaker 2: don't have any there's no personality here. There's no chance
Speaker 2: for this penis and chest to see how smart they are?
Speaker 2: The guy? Are they funny? So let me ask you
Speaker 2: a question. Do you think when she narrowed it down?
Speaker 2: She nawed it down to the guy in the wheelchair
Speaker 2: who had a medium to small sized penis, right, and
Speaker 2: the tattooed ripped guy with the unbelievably large people. Of course,
Speaker 2: that's the one you chose. That is correct, That is correct,
Speaker 2: So that's gonna win every time. I don't know about that.
Speaker 2: So then the second half of the show, this particular episode,
Speaker 2: is a guy. Now, wait a minute, so far scary.
Speaker 2: Well let's get to the guy. Is this so far?
Speaker 2: Is this a show you would go on if you
Speaker 2: had women naked? No, if you were single, if you
Speaker 2: were single? Oh h no, because I don't think you
Speaker 2: can judge from that. Okay, well, by the way, there's
Speaker 2: no there's no male version of this. Why there's a
Speaker 2: male Yes? The next part of the show is a
Speaker 2: straight guy and they show him working out at the gym,
Speaker 2: talking about what he likes in a woman, what he's
Speaker 2: looking for, more like it comes out. They go, all right,
Speaker 2: are you ready to see your your choices? And then
Speaker 2: the booths lift up and now it's all with hands,
Speaker 2: legs and thighs and vaginas and he and he and
Speaker 2: he goes, uh, so he's just what do you think. Well,
Speaker 2: they're all shaved really clean. I like that. He goes, Oh,
Speaker 2: you like it when it when women are clean shape. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I once reached down for one walk. Okay, all right,
Speaker 2: this goes I had a problem. He goes, yeah, I had.
Speaker 2: I had a problem too much hair. So then he's
Speaker 2: then the camera zooms in on the privates of all
Speaker 2: six women. This is gonna be like an X rated thing.
Speaker 2: It's called Yes, it's an X ray and this is
Speaker 2: HBO Max. It's on Max. Is no HBO Max anymore?
Speaker 2: It's on Max Max. Yes, But but I'm surprised Max
Speaker 2: would pick up a show like this. Why HBO had nudity, Yeah,
Speaker 2: is one thing, but gratuitous nudity and close up genitalia.
Speaker 2: It's not sexual. It's game show, is okay? So then
Speaker 2: he then he looks at the six vaginas and he goes,
Speaker 2: that girls a lit. That girl's a little large. I
Speaker 2: used to be overweight, and I don't think I want
Speaker 2: a date one who's overweight. By the way you're you're discounting.
Speaker 2: For you, that's like fat shaming. I thought apparently in
Speaker 2: the UK it's allowed. So rather than just say I
Speaker 2: don't care for this woman's you know, he's like, she's
Speaker 2: just too doldged for me, because they they may go,
Speaker 2: can we see all the women turn around? So now
Speaker 2: all the women's asses are showing. He goes, yeah, that's
Speaker 2: too much, So he makes the chubby girl go home.
Speaker 2: She wasn't that fat, she was like a little bit still.
Speaker 2: But what world is this? What year is this? It's
Speaker 2: I feel like this is something, this is something that
Speaker 2: you would have you may have gotten away with in that.
Speaker 2: You know, they called the vagina the fanny, right, so
Speaker 2: they're like, what do you think of he fanny? And
Speaker 2: now keep you in mind, these women are standing behind
Speaker 2: the glass and all you can see is there fanny.
Speaker 2: I felt this is something that from like the like
Speaker 2: to early two thousands, and I feel like you remember
Speaker 2: would have been canceled by now you remember nudity when
Speaker 2: we were younger, right, when women didn't shame of course,
Speaker 2: so all you could say he was the bush, you
Speaker 2: didn't see anything. No, But now that women completely shave
Speaker 2: wax and peel and pluck and whatever. Yeah, there's detail there.
Speaker 2: So you're the camera is showing you literally from like
Speaker 2: a foot away. You're looking at all of them, and
Speaker 2: he's picking it out. Like, yeah, I'm getting comfortable here.
Speaker 2: She says, are you happy with your selection?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, quite happy? This is great. Yeah. He's like, you're
Speaker 2: kidding the candy shop, aren't you. She's like yep, he
Speaker 2: goes absolutely. So he whittles it down. He's like, oh,
Speaker 2: that one's now one woman. Her privates were too close
Speaker 2: to the glass, they were too high. He goes, oh,
Speaker 2: that one's obviously too tall for me. I'm only five eight.
Speaker 2: So he sends her home because her vagina was too tall. Okay,
Speaker 2: so then she leaves, right, anyway, this is the show.
Speaker 2: Then they go on a date and they show them afterwards.
Speaker 2: But so now they had bisexuals on, and apparently if
Speaker 2: you're bisexual, they show you three women and three men,
Speaker 2: so you can choose what you're in the mood. Fork. Well,
Speaker 2: now get attraction on Max. Yeah, so that's that's why
Speaker 2: this episode will be called that a fine looking penis,
Speaker 2: isn't it. Well, you know what I'm doing as soon
Speaker 2: as we get off this podcast, I'm gonna read Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna resubscribe to Max, which I drove, sh don't.
Speaker 2: I don't subscribe to Max. It's not that it's poorn
Speaker 2: or it's sexual. It's just so unbelievably it's awkward forward
Speaker 2: and awkward and and and harsh, and then nobody comes
Speaker 2: out offended. That's the thing Like in America, if you
Speaker 2: like that girl's fat, send her home. She'd come out
Speaker 2: and punch you. But they're like, I'm sorry, I guess
Speaker 2: that wasn't a good match for him. They're not offended.
Speaker 2: They have a different way of looking at things. They
Speaker 2: do everything backwards. I mean they drive on the opposite
Speaker 2: side of the road. This is this is beyond opposite
Speaker 2: side of the roads. Scary you guys got to talk
Speaker 2: about on the morning show. This is the most I've seen.
Speaker 2: My follow up questions, Can we have them as a sponsor? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Or a guest that would be great. We'll take them.
Speaker 4: With Siri and Verdie.
Speaker 2: I haven't won. I haven't recovered from the last fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2: There are six seasons on Max right now, so we
Speaker 2: get plun and choose from Yeah, Okay, so This was
Speaker 2: a kind of an awkward moment for me. I suppose
Speaker 2: to the last fifteen minutes, no names will be mentioned.
Speaker 2: I got an invite to another wedding. Oh is someone
Speaker 2: from sales? Now somebody who is a friend of the
Speaker 2: Morning Show and some people in the industry, an industry
Speaker 2: friend will say, no, it is now the entire Morning
Speaker 2: Show got invites to the wedding, and it said, hey,
Speaker 2: here's your wedding invite Elvis and Alex Gandhi and Brandon
Speaker 2: Sheldon couples, he wrote, and his wife. But here's your invite, Scury.
Speaker 2: I'm like, uh, wait a second, and I'm not thinking, like, well,
Speaker 2: wait a second. Maybe the plus one is assumed. So
Speaker 2: I had to compare and contrast with everybody else. Oh,
Speaker 2: because you did mention other couples that aren't married. Gandhi's
Speaker 2: not married, right, So I said to everybody else, hey,
Speaker 2: does your e E card have who's an evite? Does
Speaker 2: your E card have it as you and the guest
Speaker 2: are just your name but plus one? And like, no,
Speaker 2: it has the guest's name. So I've come to the
Speaker 2: conclusion that I was not invited with a guest. Now
Speaker 2: you know, my girlfriend I'm not going, is what you're saying.
Speaker 2: But you were not invited. I could go as your
Speaker 2: plus one, couldn't I well, if I had a plus one,
Speaker 2: I don't even have that. That's my point. I've been
Speaker 2: robin for what for fourteen years? Now? Yeah, Now, maybe
Speaker 2: they're only inviting people who have a significant other or something.
Speaker 2: And now now but what but what about me? Just
Speaker 2: because I'm not married? Just because you don't know her
Speaker 2: doesn't mean you shouldn't invite her. Does that mean you
Speaker 2: shouldn't invite her? It's crazy to me. I don't know
Speaker 2: what to do. I don't know if I should say something,
Speaker 2: which I just not go. It's well I know this person. Mmm,
Speaker 2: not really, which is why you weren't invited. But how
Speaker 2: do you feel about? Hold on? Hold on? Turn off
Speaker 2: to mic in and tell me what it is. Don't
Speaker 2: have to mic for a second. Turn hold on. Oh
Speaker 2: I know them, I mean maybe twice I met them,
Speaker 2: So maybe not invite Okay, so to say the least,
Speaker 2: but there's been I guess it's a big debate because
Speaker 2: if you're a bride, think about it this way. If
Speaker 2: you're a bride and you are having your wedding. Some
Speaker 2: brides do not want. That's what most strangers in the room.
Speaker 2: They don't want. They don't want to invite anybody who
Speaker 2: they don't know personally, They don't want to know they
Speaker 2: know they know Brandon, I don't know. I think so, yes,
Speaker 2: I think they do. Saniel you said, Danielle de Lilo's going.
Speaker 2: Is she bringing a boyfriend? I don't know who. My
Speaker 2: My point is, do you feel that I mean, is
Speaker 2: it about the bride and the groom or is it
Speaker 2: about the guests at that point? Because you want your
Speaker 2: guests to feel comfortable. But you know there are a
Speaker 2: lot of brides out there who feel that, Hey, look,
Speaker 2: I don't you know. It's expensive to throw this wedding.
Speaker 2: It's my day. I don't want people I don't know
Speaker 2: showing up at my wedding, which means your plus one
Speaker 2: who I don't know, can't come. It's crazy, though, because
Speaker 2: wouldn't you rather have me come up come to your wedding,
Speaker 2: someone you love and know and you want there And
Speaker 2: as opposed to do you care more about me than
Speaker 2: your love for me or someone or the fact that
Speaker 2: a stranger is at your wedding and a lot of
Speaker 2: people feel that having a stranger at the wedding is
Speaker 2: worse than So basically, I'm screwed and I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 2: gonna feel like you feel like this people love this
Speaker 2: person loves you. I just feel like an idiot. I
Speaker 2: just feel like I'm gonna go alone now and everybody
Speaker 2: else has a guest and I just don't. I don't
Speaker 2: know if I want to be part of that environment.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm wondering. I feel I feel a little disrespected. Okay, knocking,
Speaker 2: I'm wondering if you've got middleman, what do you mean? Well,
Speaker 2: the person you mentioned may not have a roster of
Speaker 2: people on the Morning Show at the top of their head.
Speaker 2: So they contact a contact person on the Morning Show,
Speaker 2: whether it's best assistant Andrew, senior executive producer Nate, and
Speaker 2: they say, oh, give us a list who should who
Speaker 2: should be invited, so we don't forget anybody. And maybe
Speaker 2: the person that submitted the list forgot to give Robin
Speaker 2: an invite, or maybe this person knows Brandon and other
Speaker 2: plus ones better than they know Robin. But even so,
Speaker 2: you should have plus I gotta be honest. We'll let
Speaker 2: me finish after the Stiletto's rock fiasco of the last wedding.
Speaker 2: I'm not so sure that maybe people didn't think you
Speaker 2: wanted her to be there since she ruined your last wedding.
Speaker 2: According to here, they didn't know about that incident. They
Speaker 2: listened to the Book and Boys podcast. They might. But
Speaker 2: if you think, I mean, do you think I'm wrong
Speaker 2: for wanting to bring my girlfriend? I mean, and that
Speaker 2: I get invited. I just think that they're all you gift.
Speaker 2: You give a bigger gift when there's a I know
Speaker 2: Scary Jones gives a bigger gift, but it's it's it's
Speaker 2: the classy thing to do too, because everybody who you
Speaker 2: invite is someone special in your life. You want them
Speaker 2: to be feel happy and comfortable at the wedding. Now,
Speaker 2: I'm not saying bring someone who you just met off
Speaker 2: the street. But I've been with you know, I've been
Speaker 2: with my girlfriend for years, so why you know? It's
Speaker 2: just you know, some people are like, oh no, I
Speaker 2: don't know them, so that's more important to me than
Speaker 2: my love for you. I don't think knowing this person wedding.
Speaker 2: This is the argument expensive would that person know whether
Speaker 2: or not you were married and this person has money.
Speaker 2: They person you told me has some money. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: some people, if I'm bringing it back, if I'm dialing
Speaker 2: it down to some a typical everyday person who's getting married,
Speaker 2: they have these weddings cost a fortune, so in their
Speaker 2: mind they don't want to squander or waste money on
Speaker 2: someone they don't know, or they don't want someone to
Speaker 2: again turning up in their pictures. You know, they say
Speaker 2: to me, I don't want a video picture the video.
Speaker 2: You don't want to harp. I don't want to harp
Speaker 2: on Gandhi and Brandon only because they're not married. Everyone
Speaker 2: else you mentioned was married. If she knows Brandon or
Speaker 2: she's better friends with Gandhi than you, where she might
Speaker 2: know Gandhi's in a serviage relationship with Brandon. First of all,
Speaker 2: Brandon's a lot of fun. I would want him at
Speaker 2: the wedding, that's a that's a no brainer. But does
Speaker 2: she know him where? If she was making the list,
Speaker 2: she'd be like, oh, Brandon where she doesn't know Robin
Speaker 2: and may not even know you're dating anyone. Right, But
Speaker 2: my point is you should You should actually do your
Speaker 2: due diligence to find out you care about wanting me there,
Speaker 2: So shouldn't you ask around a little bit and be
Speaker 2: like the scary of a girlfriend or if I don't,
Speaker 2: you know, the scariest what's scary status? But what even
Speaker 2: if he's not But even if he doesn't have a girlfriend,
Speaker 2: even if I was single, you're not gonna You're not
Speaker 2: gonna give me a scary plus one on the that's
Speaker 2: a different story. I had a cousin who got married
Speaker 2: and the parents paid for the wedding. They said, if
Speaker 2: you're not engaged, you're not coming. That was the rule. Though.
Speaker 2: The funny thing is some people that were dating didn't
Speaker 2: get to bring their dates me, and some people that
Speaker 2: were engaged broke off the engagement, right, Well, you can
Speaker 2: never tell. Well, that's the other thing. That's the other
Speaker 2: thing you would bring. You know, people bring the you know,
Speaker 2: the couples show up to this wedding as guests, and
Speaker 2: you know, five ten years down the road, they may
Speaker 2: look at these pictures and be like, oh, that one
Speaker 2: broke up. That that anymore, you're gonna you're gonna be it.
Speaker 2: You're gonna be at d that ain't making the wedding
Speaker 2: book table. What do you mean, Well, when you when
Speaker 2: you see you're never getting married. When you get all
Speaker 2: the pictures from the wedding, you pick out the pictures
Speaker 2: you want in the wedding book. So let's say you
Speaker 2: have twenty tables at your wedding, You're probably only gonna
Speaker 2: have fourteen of them in the wedding album. There's the coworkers.
Speaker 2: Aren't making it into the wedding album this unless you're
Speaker 2: gonna bring it to work. Then they got to be
Speaker 2: in the because they're like winding in the wedding book.
Speaker 2: You know, the friends of friends, the people you because
Speaker 2: they're in the industry. But those people are all at
Speaker 2: a table. They're not making the wedding book because you know,
Speaker 2: ten years from now, you're like, who are those people?
Speaker 2: You think this person who you mentioned to me, who's
Speaker 2: getting married in eight years? Ten years, you can look
Speaker 2: back at a wedding, go you know, uh, spouse, let's
Speaker 2: reminiscetur at our wedding. Look at all the wonderful people,
Speaker 2: the friends we had. They're like, who the fuck is
Speaker 2: that guy with no date? Oh, I don't know. I
Speaker 2: think he worked on that radio show in New York. Oh,
Speaker 2: good thing he didn't bring a date. He would have
Speaker 2: just had one more person in the picture. Counter point
Speaker 2: counter points, Yes, some close family that makes the wedding book.
Speaker 2: As you say, they can look back seven eight years
Speaker 2: down the road and look at that wedding book and
Speaker 2: find people that are in those pictures that have gotten
Speaker 2: divorces and broken up. Yeah, the difference doesn't mean no,
Speaker 2: it was like that guy's an asshole, speak fuck that guy.
Speaker 2: That guy's anymore. That guy's an alcoholic. This one cheated
Speaker 2: on her husband, this one here is was got arrested,
Speaker 2: this one's in jail. You can look at this. You
Speaker 2: can look at the wedding book and and have the
Speaker 2: same haphazard collage of pictures that you were trying to avoid.
Speaker 2: I will tell you the difference. Yeah, people in my
Speaker 2: in my family or my wife's family. If you look
Speaker 2: at our wedding pictures, there's one or two people that
Speaker 2: the family doesn't speak to anymore. So then you look
Speaker 2: in the picture you go, huh, don't talk to that
Speaker 2: guy anymore. That's it. But there are people in the
Speaker 2: wedding album friends of mine at the time, friends of
Speaker 2: my wife's, that people she worked with. Well, you go,
Speaker 2: what a fucking wasted dinner that was like you look
Speaker 2: back and you go like I thought that was a thing,
Speaker 2: Like I really thought that was a good friend. And
Speaker 2: then a year later they never spoke again. You're like,
Speaker 2: I could have saved that money. Right, those are the
Speaker 2: people you don't want in the wedding album. I guess
Speaker 2: because you don't know. You don't know about the friends
Speaker 2: like I had. I had a bunch of people in
Speaker 2: the comedy industry that I used to be really good
Speaker 2: friends with. I'm not friends with them anymore. Just the word.
Speaker 2: It didn't work out. I got married a long time ago,
Speaker 2: so I look back and I go, ah, yeah, I
Speaker 2: don't talk to that guy anymore. Oh, I see in
Speaker 2: my fucking wedding album. Like the video, I can edit.
Speaker 2: I can edit the video, no problem. These people in
Speaker 2: the video don't like edit technology.
Speaker 3: Edit.
Speaker 2: Stand on the end. The people on the end, yeah,
Speaker 2: right in the family photos, the people that are the fringe,
Speaker 2: people that are not family and there right on the end. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you go on the end, right, Like the Morning Show,
Speaker 2: we took group pictures and everyone's like, don't stay on
Speaker 2: the end. They'll crop your ass. You're the first one
Speaker 2: to go yep, that's why I was always I was
Speaker 2: always in the in the middle. I just find I'm
Speaker 2: a little butt heard about it. I'm not gonna lie,
Speaker 2: I'm not. I always had to kneel. Brody mich was
Speaker 2: in the center of the picture. No, I went into
Speaker 2: the center. But it didn't work out for me because
Speaker 2: they always like, oh you know what, Brody, you and
Speaker 2: and so and so Neil in the front. So I
Speaker 2: was on my knee, very uncomfortable. Photographs can't crop out
Speaker 2: that person either, though. Can't come back the magic erase
Speaker 2: pens now on the phones and everything. You can crop
Speaker 2: out the kneels without the kneelers. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I just thought you'd take my side on this. I
Speaker 2: thought for I thought, for sure you Robin should have
Speaker 2: been invited. I'm saying, you know what, I think it
Speaker 2: is scary. I think this person, from what I remember,
Speaker 2: might have a closer relationship with Nate. And so if
Speaker 2: you invite one producer on the show, someone must have said, well,
Speaker 2: you gotta to invite your other producer, all right, fine,
Speaker 2: invite them, right. So you were like a no, no,
Speaker 2: You were like an also, no, I was you don't
Speaker 2: interact with that person? A lot, do you I do,
Speaker 2: actually really yeah a lot. Well, when you when you
Speaker 2: speak to them, do you often bring up your your
Speaker 2: fourteen year girlfriend and by the way, not your fourteen
Speaker 2: year old glfriend you broke up with that fourteen years Yeah.
Speaker 2: Do you ever say like, oh, no and so, no,
Speaker 2: but I But regardless of that, whether you know or not,
Speaker 2: it's common courtesy. I'm a grown ass man. I'm not
Speaker 2: just a twelve year old boy. I'm not sixteen. I'm saying.
Speaker 2: What I'm saying is you, whether you know or not,
Speaker 2: I'm saying you should in me with a plus one.
Speaker 2: I think you got you got middleman. But knowing asked
Speaker 2: for a list and somebody didn't think to mention Robin,
Speaker 2: that's what you should have. But even if she doesn't
Speaker 2: know Robin, you're missing the point. I she should just
Speaker 2: invite you with a plus one whoever you want respect,
Speaker 2: respect the mind to just bring some No, you should
Speaker 2: know that I'm not going to bring some rando off
Speaker 2: the street that either I will volunteer and come solo,
Speaker 2: or if there's someone specially in my life that I'm dating,
Speaker 2: that I should bring them. But it's my prerogatives to
Speaker 2: do else? Is anyone else invited by themselves? I have
Speaker 2: to find out. I don't know that you could sit
Speaker 2: with though, Okay, I don't know if I'm if two people,
Speaker 2: if two people were invited with no dates, Let's say
Speaker 2: you and Sam, even though Sam's married, you could sit
Speaker 2: with s and Sham was invited with William. Oh, well
Speaker 2: he's married to him married, that's okay. All of a sudden,
Speaker 2: the marriage gives the automatic green light. I also feel
Speaker 2: like I am when I just finished second half of
Speaker 2: marriages and in divorce. So chances are that wedding album
Speaker 2: or there's people that you didn't want there, and there's
Speaker 2: total strangers. There's a fifty percent shot that they're gonna
Speaker 2: look back at this in ten years. Okay, as advocate,
Speaker 2: If there's a fifty percent chance of their marriage ending,
Speaker 2: why do they want to waste an extra fucking a
Speaker 2: couple of hundred dollars on Robin. I'm sitting now, I'm like,
Speaker 2: our marriage didn't work, and we wasted money on that
Speaker 2: gov own's girlfriend, or that marriage worked. They look at
Speaker 2: these old videos and pictures and they're like that one,
Speaker 2: that one went up in flames, that's not a good.
Speaker 2: That was a terrible rule. Even if Robin came and
Speaker 2: you were sitting next to Robin at the wedding, they'd
Speaker 2: look at the picture ten So who's that guy? Who
Speaker 2: the fuck is she?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 10: Who's she?
Speaker 2: No, one don't remember her name. I think that Gandhi
Speaker 2: has a more of a connection with this person and
Speaker 2: maybe has brought up Brandon or talked about him, or
Speaker 2: say hey, my boyfriend's a really big fan of yours,
Speaker 2: or you're both from the same area of the country.
Speaker 2: I think maybe there might be some something way that
Speaker 2: he's prop of mind with her. An exception was made
Speaker 2: and again, uh, Robin runs your last wedding, So maybe
Speaker 2: maybe Brandon's a better choice. I think in middle I
Speaker 2: got your middleman slices. What do you think it's scary?
Speaker 2: Get middlemanned and someone scary works with every day fucked him?
Speaker 2: Or did the person having the party overlooked and didn't
Speaker 2: do research. Hit that talkback feature on your heart radio
Speaker 2: app Let us know it's the podcast. You could land
Speaker 2: a plane in between the space of me talking and
Speaker 2: you hitting that button. What you talking about willis oh?
Speaker 2: People have been sending me videos of spoofs of Facebook
Speaker 2: marketplace of people selling things on Facebook marketplace. So now
Speaker 2: the new trend is to walk up to the counter
Speaker 2: and people are doing this in different places and going
Speaker 2: is this available? And then the person might account and
Speaker 2: goes yes, and then they just walk away because that's
Speaker 2: what happens constantly. So I have started labeling some things
Speaker 2: that I post as it's available and then the item
Speaker 2: right so that it says it entitle So this I
Speaker 2: got two scams this week. Let me tell you about
Speaker 2: the scams. I put up an item, a kid's item
Speaker 2: from that my kids outgrew, and I got an immediate
Speaker 2: post is is this still available? I want to pick
Speaker 2: up it? Please text my cell? Who says that? First
Speaker 2: of all, who says I want to pick up it?
Speaker 2: And then who says please text my cell? What else
Speaker 2: would I text your toaster oven? You're fucking idiot. And
Speaker 2: then there's an area code that's nowhere near where I live.
Speaker 2: I know area codes move around, but still nowhere near live.
Speaker 2: Then I get another one, is this still available? I
Speaker 2: want to buy? Please text my cell at another Rando
Speaker 2: area code. I want to buy if you try to,
Speaker 2: so I want to write them back like you scamming bastard,
Speaker 2: you have nothing better to do, but immediately wouldn't go
Speaker 2: through because they'd already left the group, which means it's
Speaker 2: a scam again. So this other item scary. I'm selling
Speaker 2: this item, it's called it's available, and then what it
Speaker 2: is and I'm asking ninety five dollars for it? Scary?
Speaker 2: What did what did remy offer me for it? Remy? Yeah,
Speaker 2: my ninety five dollar thing. Remy. Oh, she offered you
Speaker 2: forty five dollars for it, right, thirty five dollars. I'll
Speaker 2: come now, I said. I said, no, not a chance.
Speaker 2: Then have I have something that's four hundred and forty
Speaker 2: five dollars okay, that I'm selling on the marketplace. This
Speaker 2: person sent me one hundred and fifty and pick up
Speaker 2: today or tomorrow. So I said, four hundred and forty dollars,
Speaker 2: pick up whenever you like. They'll offered me one hundred
Speaker 2: and fifty on a four hundred and forty five dollars item.
Speaker 2: So this person wrote, I'm selling something that was my
Speaker 2: that was my my father's, that I've had in the
Speaker 2: house forever. It's an old piece of electronic equipment. It's
Speaker 2: a collector's item. Six hundred and twenty five dollars scary. Yeah,
Speaker 2: This person writes, what is the lowest? Now? In now.
Speaker 2: By the time this person wrote that they wanted to
Speaker 2: bid on it, I had already written, already have offers
Speaker 2: for six hundred, meaning don't offer me four hundred, I've
Speaker 2: already This person wrote, what is the lowest you would consider?
Speaker 2: I said six, like it says in the post. This
Speaker 2: person says, are you flexible on the price, to which
Speaker 2: I replied, it actually says I'm not. In the descript
Speaker 2: this person says five hundred cash in hand, I'll be
Speaker 2: right over. I said, no, you will not. This person said,
Speaker 2: this is an old piece of equipment. A lot can
Speaker 2: happen in thirty years. You should be asking less, I
Speaker 2: said most people. First of all, it says in description,
Speaker 2: probably doesn't work. I said, I don't care what happened
Speaker 2: to it. I'm selling it as is. And by the way,
Speaker 2: a lot is two words because they spell it alot. Wow.
Speaker 2: This person wrote, I wonder what would interest you for
Speaker 2: a trade for this vintage item of yours? So I wrote,
Speaker 2: six hundred and forty dollars would be a wonderful trade
Speaker 2: that would be of interest of me. So they wrote
Speaker 2: like a hahaha, No, seriously, what would you like to
Speaker 2: trade for it? And I said six hundred dollar bills
Speaker 2: and two twenties. They unfollowed it. This person said, oh,
Speaker 2: will you sell it for three hundred since it's tested?
Speaker 2: And I said, I listed it's untested in the in
Speaker 2: the post, so I'm asking six hundred and forty based
Speaker 2: on the fact I know it's untested.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 2: So they were back, yeah, but you don't know whether
Speaker 2: it works or not. Exactly right, because if I knew
Speaker 2: if I knew it worked, maybe I would have charged
Speaker 2: nine hundred dollars for it. Right on eBay, it's selling
Speaker 2: for eleven hundred the ones that work assholes. I'll give
Speaker 2: you three hundred because it's untested untested. This person wrote,
Speaker 2: very nice stereo. Are you open to offers? And I said,
Speaker 2: do you mean am I?
Speaker 3: Am?
Speaker 2: I open to getting less money I'm asking for No,
Speaker 2: I already have office of six hundred dollars. Oh, because
Speaker 2: I'm only thirty five minutes away and I was ready,
Speaker 2: I'm going to offer you five hundred cash in hand.
Speaker 2: I said, again, I've got an offer of six hundred.
Speaker 2: Why would I take five hundred. There's another item I'm selling.
Speaker 2: It's called It's available. That's it. It's available. But what
Speaker 2: it is? This person writes, Hi, David, is this still available?
Speaker 2: I wrote, no, this person. On the original post of
Speaker 2: the radio I'm selling for six forty, they put a
Speaker 2: smiley face ahaha laughing emoji. So I said, I'm sorry, sir,
Speaker 2: what's funny about my post? The insane price? Good luck?
Speaker 2: You'll never get that except for the fact that you
Speaker 2: haven't offer already. Yeah, I said, except for the fact
Speaker 2: I already sold it. The guy's coming Saturday to pick
Speaker 2: it up. And then someone else wrote, don't be jealous.
Speaker 2: They're going for much more money on eBay. But this
Speaker 2: guy was like, oh, you live a good that money.
Speaker 2: I got that money, Go fuck yourself. Facebook Marketplace, I
Speaker 2: gotta say, man, this sounds like a lot of stress
Speaker 2: to me. I don't know that this is a part
Speaker 2: of Facebook that I never I click on ever, because
Speaker 2: this would be my life. My life would be answering
Speaker 2: these trolls back, these morons, morons, How do you handle it? Well, No,
Speaker 2: there are trolls on there because there are people there
Speaker 2: that try and be little good people. No, there's good people,
Speaker 2: and and and again. The guy's coming tomorrow and I
Speaker 2: already spoke to him on the phone. Got we do
Speaker 2: the shit. Yeah, but you know it's cash. I don't
Speaker 2: have to give an eBay percentage. Fucking eBay fucked me,
Speaker 2: by the way, because none of you have to give
Speaker 2: like thirteen percent of his sales. But now if you
Speaker 2: sell more than six hundred dollars, you have to pay
Speaker 2: income tax on that. So I have to pay another
Speaker 2: fifteen point three percent on top I've already lost fifteen
Speaker 2: percent Debay. It's becoming very difficult to make money because
Speaker 2: everybody's taking some of it my money. You know why
Speaker 2: we have we have talkbacks in a little while, and
Speaker 2: we have sound I got to play right, but yeah,
Speaker 2: and we also Brody, you went behind my back and
Speaker 2: I did, and you wrote a parody song based on
Speaker 2: what we were talking about a couple of episodes ago,
Speaker 2: when my parents talking about well, I'm going to reiterate it,
Speaker 2: my parent iterate it. My parents decide I did to go. Yeah,
Speaker 2: my father went shopping for family a family tombstone because
Speaker 2: basics of what tombstone A plot of one of those headstones,
Speaker 2: the gravestone because we figured we got to get a
Speaker 2: bargain now, so I didn't. I was very weirded out
Speaker 2: by seeing my name the scary on a name of
Speaker 2: a gravestone. You know, before it's before, before it's time.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying. It's wide enough for the
Speaker 2: five of you. And then three spouts the whole plot,
Speaker 2: the whole thing, right, Yes, So they went shopping like now.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's it's just weird to me. And I
Speaker 2: was creeping out the thing I would do to save money,
Speaker 2: but even I wouldn't do that. It's crept out. It's
Speaker 2: creeped out. So anyway, you just started to take the
Speaker 2: ball and run with it. So I made a little
Speaker 2: I made a little song parody about the family gravestone.
Speaker 2: Do we want to hear that for me? Yeah, let's
Speaker 2: hear it. Oh my god, I can't believe it. Serious
Speaker 2: Headstone movie about somewhere.
Speaker 8: When they are his story, serious the family, when they're
Speaker 8: all the side.
Speaker 2: You'll be the time wow for the family when they're
Speaker 2: his stories Stones. Thanks, thank you so much. There, David Brody,
Speaker 2: there you go. We'll step now. We got some sound listen,
Speaker 2: Yeah we do, we do? Yeah, all right, let's play.
Speaker 2: You have drain Weasel. Excuse me, I gotta go drain
Speaker 2: the weasel. Yeah, do you have the clip called drain Weasel?
Speaker 2: Imann tell you what about what it's about first? Now,
Speaker 2: it's one of these infomercial commercials, like you know, all
Speaker 2: the all the ones with the bulb head ones that
Speaker 2: we did, like don't now before they're all going, we're
Speaker 2: going out of business. I want you to read. At
Speaker 2: the last thing you hear is the announcer telling you
Speaker 2: how great this thing is and then tell me what's
Speaker 2: wrong with his one thing he says that's great that
Speaker 2: this product has. That's like you listen to it, gad
Speaker 2: any day.
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Speaker 2: Catch that drain Weasel has over twenty thousand reviews.
Speaker 4: Anyone could do it. The drain Weasel removes blockages from
Speaker 4: Andy shower you see tough any drain man. Drain Weazel
Speaker 4: has over twenty thousand reviews.
Speaker 2: And and does he say they're five star reviews? Does
Speaker 2: he say they're good reviews?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 2: They just have twenty thousand reviews? Yes, what if they're
Speaker 2: all you suck? Yeah they could be. It could be
Speaker 2: a one it could be a one star product.
Speaker 9: Right.
Speaker 2: They absolutely have to be bad reviews because he doesn't
Speaker 2: say they're good. Yeah, that would have been a highlight.
Speaker 11: Right.
Speaker 2: I'm doing a commercial right now and for an unknown
Speaker 2: product and unnamed we can't ful and I specifically say
Speaker 2: over twenty thousand and five star reviews, right, And what
Speaker 2: that doesn't tell you is how the reviews are there
Speaker 2: in total? Are there one hundred thousand reviews?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 2: And some of them were one star and only twenty
Speaker 2: thousand of five? Right, So it's nothing. That's one of
Speaker 2: all the averages. It's all relative, all relative. Right, So yeah,
Speaker 2: drain weasel over twenty thousand reviews and nothing. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 2: I have the clip Deuce Vaughan won. Yeah. Deuce Vaughan
Speaker 2: is one of the three running backs on the Dallas Cowboys,
Speaker 2: and this announcer is talking about all three of them.
Speaker 2: I want you to tell me what what Mister one's
Speaker 2: first name is according to this announcer, ALLUS offense.
Speaker 12: You know, I'm excited to see what they do as
Speaker 12: the season progresses because I think they've got an outstanding
Speaker 12: running back group.
Speaker 2: Tony Palmard is the lead guy, no question about that.
Speaker 12: But Rico Dalado when he gets in there, he's very dynamic,
Speaker 12: very physical. Duche Vaughan is very unique with his skill set.
Speaker 2: Did you hear it? Can you make it any louder,
Speaker 2: by the way, any louder? That was very loud? All right,
Speaker 2: now play play clock two.
Speaker 12: I'm excited to see what they do as the season
Speaker 12: progresses because I think they've got an outstanding running back group.
Speaker 7: Tony Palmard is the.
Speaker 12: Lead guy, no question about that. But Rico Dalado when
Speaker 12: he gets in there, he's very dynamic, very physical.
Speaker 2: Dude Vaughan is very unique. Dude, play the isolated one,
Speaker 2: the shorter versions that like Douchevan.
Speaker 13: To me, Vaughn is very unique. Dude's Vaughn is. Dude's
Speaker 13: Vaughn is very unique. He called him Douchevanche Vaughan. All right,
Speaker 13: there's a clip here called OCD, right yep. Now you
Speaker 13: know OCD is what it means, your obsessive compulsive disorder,
Speaker 13: and it means you may have to, like like Danielle,
Speaker 13: has to go out the same door she came in.
Speaker 13: If a room has two doors, you obsessed about things, Well,
Speaker 13: you have to do things repeated over and over and
Speaker 13: over again a certain amount of times. Yeah, and everyone says, oh,
Speaker 13: I'm OCD, but they don't mean they're really OCD. This
Speaker 13: is a guy on the Fantasy Football channel on Sirius
Speaker 13: XM who claims he's OCD. Listen to the clip and
Speaker 13: you tell me if he's OCD.
Speaker 2: Thirty two helmets to just flip them around. It's that
Speaker 2: long of the process. Roads come on.
Speaker 14: My kitchen downstairs is still a disaster from breakfast this morning,
Speaker 14: so I didn't have time.
Speaker 15: To clean it up after.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you might have OCD up and getting ready
Speaker 2: for it.
Speaker 16: You can't get cleaned at some point.
Speaker 17: But I gotta tell you.
Speaker 2: I got oc D. I can't I listen, I can't
Speaker 2: stand I can't stand still. Soundery yells on me all
Speaker 2: the time because I'm on the show. At somebody's text me.
Speaker 2: I'm like, that's not These are not examples of o
Speaker 2: c D.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 2: My point is as if he he he keeps saying it,
Speaker 2: so he cain't help himself because he has. So you're saying.
Speaker 2: What you're saying is he's leaning into his own problem,
Speaker 2: illustrating it by saying it over and over again. He
Speaker 2: has OCD, right, So now I believe him. No, but
Speaker 2: he said it like four more times. He's like Peter Malar.
Speaker 2: He keeps saying it. But he did say but he
Speaker 2: also said some things that don't sound like an O
Speaker 2: c D problem. Today he was talking No, he was
Speaker 2: talking about how he organizes it. I can't still still
Speaker 2: not sitting to be able to sit still is a
Speaker 2: fidget problem. Has nothing to do with O c D. Right,
Speaker 2: it's right, it's a. It's a. It's right, hyperactive, it's
Speaker 2: not O c D. Then he was talking about because
Speaker 2: I'm on the show and somebody's texted me. I'm host,
Speaker 2: like someone's texting him. Has nothing to do with being
Speaker 2: O c D. Right, right, But he keeps saying he is,
Speaker 2: over and over and over again. Okay, I thought you,
Speaker 2: I thought you. Well, then that's we're playing that clip
Speaker 2: for two different reasons. I got something else out of it. Then,
Speaker 2: you know whatever, Okay, I I think I told you
Speaker 2: was it during the podcast? I think I told you
Speaker 2: about Nicki Latarulo. Who's gonna be your new favorite Nicky? Yes, hey,
Speaker 2: Nicki Latarulo, she's on s n Y. She's fantastic. She
Speaker 2: speaks like every girl we grew up with. But you know,
Speaker 2: when you take a word that's plural or ends an
Speaker 2: s and you want to make it possessive, you would say,
Speaker 2: like Elvis's car, right, but Elvis isn't plural, right, but
Speaker 2: Elvis isn't plural, it's singular. Listen to she. I guess
Speaker 2: she must have read the teleprompter and it had an apostrophe.
Speaker 2: But listen now, she says the name of the football team,
Speaker 2: which clip is this? Giants one? I don't have it, seriously, Yeah,
Speaker 2: not part of this package. Sorry, I'm now playing off
Speaker 2: my phone. Play off my phone, then hold up a.
Speaker 10: Stadium where we'll hear from Brian Dable on the Giants
Speaker 10: Final regular the.
Speaker 2: Giants is the Giants is final? Two Giants Final? Oh
Speaker 2: my god, that's great. The Giant's just to be Giants Final.
Speaker 2: Tune up the Giants Final. Yeah, okay again, lover, but
Speaker 2: you can't say Giants is Okay? That doesn't make a
Speaker 2: right all right? This podcast, by the way, over five
Speaker 2: thousand reviews. Yeah, what about his back and World Champs
Speaker 2: and none of that's Oh? Oh yes, what's wrong with
Speaker 2: this guy? Play with his back? What's wrong with this guy?
Speaker 2: Shot Jose in the rear of his back, the rear
Speaker 2: back and the rear's back. That's hysterical. Yeah, on the
Speaker 2: rear of his back. World Champions. Play it. I don't
Speaker 2: remember what it is, but play it. But I congratulated
Speaker 2: the Indie Edge team that won the World Series for
Speaker 2: the second row in a year. Oh, they won for
Speaker 2: the second row in a year. That's just yeah. Second
Speaker 2: wrote right in the World Series for the second rower
Speaker 2: in a year. That's just No. A person with dyslexier
Speaker 2: talking backwards to the state, it's odd. All right, we'll
Speaker 2: play findings. Okay.
Speaker 18: Family members have said that they actually got treatment for it.
Speaker 18: This really backs up other findings we found that.
Speaker 2: It backs up the findings, the findings they found. They
Speaker 2: found the findings. What else would you do with the
Speaker 2: findings behind them? Yeah, if I have my thirteen year
Speaker 2: old on here? Oh oh uh, this clip, what is
Speaker 2: he talking about? Because anyone on and it made it sense,
Speaker 2: But what does he sound like he's talking about it's
Speaker 2: a dog food commercial. Thirteen year old X like a
Speaker 2: puppy him. The thirteen year old acts like a puppy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's that's what he said. He's talking about dog food.
Speaker 2: Thirteen year old X like a puppy him. Okay, my
Speaker 2: thirteen year old acts like a puppy again. All right,
Speaker 2: I said that was weird. All right, listen that mind
Speaker 2: mind blowing. A fine looking penis. By the way, fine
Speaker 2: a fine looking penis in it. It's a fine looking penis.
Speaker 19: And now.
Speaker 2: Did you just sit down a fine looking penis? Hey,
Speaker 2: the other day I blew up on the radio. What now,
Speaker 2: like me? It's fourth qu Yeah right, it's fourth quarter scary,
Speaker 2: so you know I'm blowing up these days, dude. Okay,
Speaker 2: you guys have heard of bagels. We've talked to everyone
Speaker 2: knows what a bagel is, or if you're from the
Speaker 2: Philadelphia area, baggle, a bagel, a begel, a begel. And
Speaker 2: then we we've heard of Bali's. It's a it's a
Speaker 2: regional thing. By the way, the thing you're about to
Speaker 2: mention is unrelated to yes, yes it is. Okay, but
Speaker 2: some people called it a bali. We talked about it
Speaker 2: on the air, but it's not. You know what a
Speaker 2: bagel is. Think of what a flagel is. A flagel
Speaker 2: is a flatlatlaned bagel, a flat bagel, a flailing bagel.
Speaker 2: It is a flat bagel. It is a bagel. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that has been flat bagel compressed. It's it's it's usually wider,
Speaker 2: it's it's bigger, but it's got it's arguably has less dough,
Speaker 2: but although there's been arguments that say that it has
Speaker 2: just as much dough. But it's it's kind of flat.
Speaker 2: It's denser, but it's a flat basar people who think
Speaker 2: it has less though. Danielle and I ordered flagels for
Speaker 2: breakfast because it's just a plain flagel. Mm hm and
Speaker 2: what is they what do they show up with a bagel?
Speaker 2: Just a bagel, uncut bagel. I'm like, wait a second, Oh,
Speaker 2: speaking of uncut bagels that I mentioned the penises in Britain,
Speaker 2: that's a mighty fine bagel you got there, that's a
Speaker 2: mighty fine bagel in it. Yeah, and it, dude, a
Speaker 2: bagel is not a flagel, and a flagel is not
Speaker 2: a bagel. But but a man, which is a meal.
Speaker 2: I was so angry and then Gandhi caught me in
Speaker 2: one of my worst moments because I was screaming. She
Speaker 2: put a filter on me. I saw that. By the way,
Speaker 2: kudos to Gandhi. Brilliant, brilliant use of the filter. I
Speaker 2: was pissed off beyond belief because there's a big difference
Speaker 2: if you don't have it. Let me know, I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna want to bag I'm not gonna want a bagel.
Speaker 2: I wanted a flag I was in the mood. This
Speaker 2: person who packed it, you know, decided, well, it's close enough,
Speaker 2: it's in the family. But there it was a bagel
Speaker 2: that was flatter than the other ones. But no, but
Speaker 2: there's the flagel. When you toast it is different. It
Speaker 2: has a crunch to it. There's a lot more going
Speaker 2: on there, right, because when you toast a bagel, it
Speaker 2: doesn't crunch. My point is, if you order something mm hmm,
Speaker 2: expect to get either either pack and either deliver what's
Speaker 2: ordered or just say you don't have it, don't try
Speaker 2: and replace it. What's the difference between you and me.
Speaker 2: I always get what I order. I never have yeah, right,
Speaker 2: and if I have anything's wrong, I just roll with it,
Speaker 2: but don't take liberties and replace the item. There's a
Speaker 2: specific reason why I ordered a flagel and not a bagel,
Speaker 2: because I was moved for a flagel. I understand that
Speaker 2: you were. It was a flagrant a mistake on that pot.
Speaker 2: They fucked you off and they wanted to make the money,
Speaker 2: and I paid two twenty five extra for this flagel. Oh,
Speaker 2: so what happened when you called? What did you get
Speaker 2: to two dollars twenty five cents more than a bagel? Well,
Speaker 2: they got to pay the guy to sit on it. Dude,
Speaker 2: I got ra But what did you get when you called?
Speaker 2: I got a bit. I didn't call. Oh, we we sat?
Speaker 2: What did I What have you not listened to this
Speaker 2: podcast once? Have you not paid any attention to the
Speaker 2: teachings of David Brody? There were slices right now pounding
Speaker 2: their forehead going, how is scary not call and get free? Dessart?
Speaker 2: It was more trouble than it was worth it. And
Speaker 2: we were on the air. We were on the air.
Speaker 2: What we're gonna do? Hey, Elvis? So you have an
Speaker 2: a do it? You have?
Speaker 20: You have it?
Speaker 2: Be right back, Elvis. I got to go handle this
Speaker 2: flagel bagel problem. Do you guys have an assistant now
Speaker 2: that Andrew? No, it's got no one to make the call. No,
Speaker 2: we don't. It's not that. I mean, if you asked
Speaker 2: Diamond nicely, Diamond might be about answering the phones. I
Speaker 2: know she's very busy. I said, you asked nicely. Maybe
Speaker 2: during commercial here's a nice voice. She probably sweet talked
Speaker 2: to them bothers me. And then you expect could you know,
Speaker 2: when you anticipate an order showing up for food, you
Speaker 2: expect right good, except it be amazing. You expect it
Speaker 2: to And what kind of what kind of place? Not
Speaker 2: the name of the place, this kind of place? It
Speaker 2: was a bagel store? Oh it has bagel in the title?
Speaker 2: Was it a four star? Michelin stars? That got rated?
Speaker 2: Because when things go wrong for me and TJ Friday,
Speaker 2: you always go, well, what do you expect you going
Speaker 2: to TJ Friday? Well, skate, what do you expect you
Speaker 2: went to a bagel store? Well, there aren't bagel chefs
Speaker 2: working there, but there aren't. They don't they don't go
Speaker 2: poppy bagel, Yes chef, they don't do that, but there
Speaker 2: are no such things. Can I get a shmear on
Speaker 2: and everything. Yes, sir chef, there's no such thing as
Speaker 2: a flagel store, so I have to get the flagel
Speaker 2: at the bagel store. Okay, I got Maybe someone should
Speaker 2: open up a flagel star or oh my god, no,
Speaker 2: all right, I gotta go.
Speaker 5: It.
Speaker 2: I feel like I let you down. I was on
Speaker 2: your side until you said you didn't call them. All right,
Speaker 2: you're around two twenty five, scary, and you didn't get
Speaker 2: your flagel. So let me ask you a question. Why
Speaker 2: didn't you just mush the bagel? Because that's not a
Speaker 2: flagel they made they're made differently. It's a flat bagel,
Speaker 2: but they're made differently. I don't know. There's a different taste.
Speaker 2: They're not the same thing, same thing. It's not just
Speaker 2: a smashed bagel. There's more. There's something about it that's different.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, all right. We have a difference between a
Speaker 2: bagel and a flagel, not just a shape. Let's see
Speaker 2: what Let's see. Let's see what Google says. A flagel
Speaker 2: has made the same way as a regular bagel. The
Speaker 2: dough is mixed, proof, boiled, and bake. The differences. The
Speaker 2: flagel is flattened after it is boiled before it goes
Speaker 2: in the oven. The result is a crispy or thin bagel.
Speaker 2: Thank you, it's crispy and crunchy, so squash it and
Speaker 2: put it in the toaster on the shut up dick.
Speaker 2: All right, we got some talkbacks. If you listen on
Speaker 2: the iHeartRadio app, there's a little microphone there you could know.
Speaker 2: But if you're a new listener, you don't know, and
Speaker 2: maybe you don't listen, maybe listen on Spotify. I don't know.
Speaker 2: By the way, next week, episode two seventy two, I
Speaker 2: expect to hear reviews of Naked Attraction, the TV show
Speaker 2: I talked about, that you watched it, I used to
Speaker 2: they already watched it, and what you think of it.
Speaker 2: This is my that's what I want for next week,
Speaker 2: And this is my way of getting new people to
Speaker 2: send talking because some we're getting a lot of the
Speaker 2: same repeat customers, which is fine, but I'm to hear
Speaker 2: some new voices. So if you listen in the iHeartRadio app,
Speaker 2: click on the microphone when you see it and leave
Speaker 2: us a talkback like this one. This is pointing to
Speaker 2: episode two sixty eight, The Bribe and Groom.
Speaker 15: Hey guys on the topic of wedding gift etiquette. I
Speaker 15: wanted to know what you guys thought as far as
Speaker 15: giving a gift when you travel, do you go buy
Speaker 15: still the head or do you have to incorporate that
Speaker 15: you pay for the plane ticket and all that. I
Speaker 15: was married last year and I had two couples flying
Speaker 15: from out of state, and they each gave one hundred
Speaker 15: dollars for the couple as opposed to like one hundred
Speaker 15: and fifty per person.
Speaker 2: What do you guys think you want.
Speaker 3: To go.
Speaker 2: In order of cheap to I think, well, you're gonna
Speaker 2: you're gonna be surprised. Oh. I think that if I'm
Speaker 2: footing the bill to go to David Brodie's Destination wedding
Speaker 2: and I'm paying for my flight, paying for hotel, room
Speaker 2: and everything, that's thousands of dollars that I'm gonna be
Speaker 2: out to see my friend get married, I may reduce
Speaker 2: the amount in the envelope. At that point, I think
Speaker 2: I may take away a little bit because because of
Speaker 2: the cost that's incurred. I don't know, this guy obviously
Speaker 2: wanted full you know, his full gift. Well, I think
Speaker 2: look domination wedding. Yeah, it's it's a Coastnation wedding. There's
Speaker 2: a you know, a destination wedding. You're assuming everyone's flying in, right,
Speaker 2: But if you invited people two couples, you knew how
Speaker 2: to fly in. You probably know whether they're wealthy or not,
Speaker 2: or middle class, lower mill whatever. You probably have some
Speaker 2: idea what they can afford. And if they're spending five
Speaker 2: hundred to one thousand dollars to come, I think one
Speaker 2: hundred dollars gift says, listen, you wanted us here, we
Speaker 2: wanted to show you, we wanted to be here. We
Speaker 2: gave you the gift, uh on top of traveling. I
Speaker 2: think that's a fair gift. I think one hundred dollars
Speaker 2: is fine. I do because you can't expect it to cost.
Speaker 21: A posts that are obviously fake. I saw a story
Speaker 21: on Instagram where this woman in Brooklyn claims that her
Speaker 21: Uber driver tried to kidnap her and that the cops
Speaker 21: can't find out who it was. For getting any information
Speaker 21: that's obviously fake me that the NYPD can't call up
Speaker 21: Uber corporate or whatever and be like, who picked up
Speaker 21: this woman on this state, this time, this address, going
Speaker 21: to that address?
Speaker 20: No way.
Speaker 2: You need a search warrant. Yeah, there's a lot of
Speaker 2: steps involved, but you can't just it's a private company
Speaker 2: first of all, so it's it's a tough right drivers.
Speaker 2: You need a search down and it's possible. It's also
Speaker 2: possible the woman had no record on her phone, so
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know the story, but there's a
Speaker 2: scam could be, but I don't know. They have to
Speaker 2: go through a lot of hoops to get My daughter
Speaker 2: left her phone in an uber and they would not
Speaker 2: tell me who the driver was unless I had the
Speaker 2: police involved. So you never know.
Speaker 10: Hey, brook boys, this is MJ through MJ Brody. Scary
Speaker 10: Scary Brody. Yes, absolutely agree with scary. I think the
Speaker 10: same thing with a wedding. I looked at how much
Speaker 10: it costs per plate. That's what I gave my person
Speaker 10: I was supposed to go with, did get sick and
Speaker 10: I asked for a doggie dad. But that was like
Speaker 10: thirty years ago. But I definitely agree you should if
Speaker 10: you like them, give them more money.
Speaker 2: But absolutely, thank you, appreciate you. Wait a minute, she said,
Speaker 2: she's MJ from MJ. MJ from NJ, New Jersey. Oh,
Speaker 2: New Jersey. Okay, sorry, all right, so here we are,
Speaker 2: episode two sixty nine. Take off your pants and jacket.
Speaker 2: Someone's commenting on that Jay again.
Speaker 10: I love you guys, you are hilarious. Back to the
Speaker 10: wedding thing, Yes, I looked at the venue. My friend
Speaker 10: next year wish she she was going to a wedding.
Speaker 10: She asked me how much she should give really good
Speaker 10: friend to hers. She doesn't have a partner, you know,
Speaker 10: she's single. And I said, well, look at how much
Speaker 10: the menu is. It's like, who does that? And I
Speaker 10: said I do anyway, She thought, always nuts. Love you guys,
Speaker 10: and get one Valdez.
Speaker 2: Back what Valdez. By the way, Slice wants starting to
Speaker 2: send videos and pictures of them in Walmart and they'll love.
Speaker 8: Hi.
Speaker 2: Okay, let me interject for a minute. When she said
Speaker 2: her friend was Jewish, I thought she was gonna make
Speaker 2: some comment that her friend was cheap, but then she
Speaker 2: pointed out that her friend doesn't judge by how much
Speaker 2: they spend, which was a compliment. So I take back
Speaker 2: what I was about to think.
Speaker 10: Hey, guys, sorry I keep repeating myself from NJ. Brody
Speaker 10: scary scary Brody. You guys, I love you. I may
Speaker 10: sound out of bread because I'm at the gym. Got
Speaker 10: to get one Valdez Marilyn's voice. I'm glad that she
Speaker 10: was able to like the heavy metal music. And you
Speaker 10: guys are hilarious. I'm the one that walks a lot,
Speaker 10: and I have to pee you all the time on
Speaker 10: all the trees in New Jersey. All right, keep it up.
Speaker 20: Bye.
Speaker 2: She peas on trees. Peas on trees. Okay, very nice
Speaker 2: on trees, all right, fas on deck. All right, Hey guys,
Speaker 2: what's up?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 22: Scary whenever you take meat for a barbecue, when you're
Speaker 22: a designated meat distributor for the barbecue, whatever meat you take,
Speaker 22: is there some left over stays there? You can't ask
Speaker 22: for it back. That's just the way it is. Yeah,
Speaker 22: but use it as a listen. Next thing, change so
Speaker 22: much goddamn meat.
Speaker 2: That's right. I brought a lot of meat to this
Speaker 2: barbecue and then over half of it went in my
Speaker 2: friend's free heye, speaking of bringing a lot of meat.
Speaker 2: Naked attraction on Max the game show. I told you about.
Speaker 23: Hey, Brooklyn boys, it's Jacob scary. If you ever come
Speaker 23: out to this neck of the woods, hit me up,
Speaker 23: tell me what you're interested in. I'll try and guide
Speaker 23: you around. I'm been over in this area for quite
Speaker 23: a few years.
Speaker 2: What area.
Speaker 23: I do door dash part time over here, so I'm
Speaker 23: very familiar with.
Speaker 2: The area Neck of the Woods. So if you want
Speaker 2: to know where something is, hit me up. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: want to know what you want. He didn't say a word. Ohit, Hey,
Speaker 2: Brooklyn boys, it's Jacob Scary you Nope, didn't say he
Speaker 2: says Jay again. I think he thinks we remember where
Speaker 2: he's from. Jay, you didn't tell us what neck of
Speaker 2: the woods?
Speaker 6: Hey, Brooklyn boys. Here just kidding. It's Rebecca from Jersey.
Speaker 6: What el quand you're always in the talkback, so I
Speaker 6: thought i'd say, hi, whatever you're smoking, I want some.
Speaker 6: By the way, they can't have free merch or giveaways.
Speaker 6: Because Brody doesn't have a job and Scary has like
Speaker 6: seventeen million vacations, he can't do this. They cannot give
Speaker 6: free stuff.
Speaker 2: Love you, guys, I love your point. And yes, I
Speaker 2: like how our slices are making friends over the talk
Speaker 2: talk or I have the talkback. Yeah, yeah, all right,
Speaker 2: here's wow. We have a couple of pages of these. Wow,
Speaker 2: there's a lot. You guys, You guys, and then I
Speaker 2: have one thing to talk about before we leave.
Speaker 14: Hey, Brody and Scary, Scary and Brody. This is Lisa
Speaker 14: from Nutley in New Jersey's Life for Life. Just want
Speaker 14: to let you know my grandfather came over on Ellis
Speaker 14: Island from Italy. His name was Vincent di for Brizio.
Speaker 14: He said, Mianmo Vincenzo di Fabries. And next thing you know,
Speaker 14: my one uncle's last name ended in tif my other
Speaker 14: uncle's name ended in TuS and my father's name was
Speaker 14: Gabriel Di for Brizio with the Zio at the end.
Speaker 14: And I just can't believe it, these crazy sons of bitches.
Speaker 14: I love you guys.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they butchered it as they showed that. That's what
Speaker 2: you got. That's what you get for dropping the ends
Speaker 2: of the words. They had klamade one shot to make
Speaker 2: it right. You got it, Pop State, New York. I
Speaker 2: just want to say that if your truth life for life,
Speaker 2: one Valdez, maybe that you should love Seery as much
Speaker 2: as you love Brody. So one Valdez, by the way,
Speaker 2: we are laughing at him. We are not laughing at
Speaker 2: one Vasquez, who you all know. We're very good. We're
Speaker 2: like we don't know he's disappeared. Now he's becoming on
Speaker 2: last week off from a legend.
Speaker 9: Brody Scary Scary Brody is Alex from Billy's.
Speaker 2: You're wrong.
Speaker 9: If your ceremony starts at five, guests are supposed to
Speaker 9: arrive by four thirty, but the ceremony starts time on
Speaker 9: the invite, and it is courtesy to arrive twenty to
Speaker 9: thirty minutes before ceremony.
Speaker 2: Hard disagree. She needs to write plan for the She
Speaker 2: needs to plan for the stupidity and the latest of
Speaker 2: the guests. If the if it says five o'clock, the
Speaker 2: bride should walk in at five point fifteen, five point thirty.
Speaker 2: She used to make sure everyone gets there. Because people
Speaker 2: get there and people see five o'clock, they think, oh,
Speaker 2: I got to be there at five o'clock, and things
Speaker 2: can go wrong. No, it starts at five. I've never
Speaker 2: seen a bride show up on time ever, Dude, I've
Speaker 2: been hundreds of weddings. If it always just two o'clock
Speaker 2: on the it's just two o'clock on the ceremony. The
Speaker 2: bride comes in at fucking two thirty sometimes, like she's
Speaker 2: like a rock star, the headliner of a show, no way,
Speaker 2: no way. You go to a Broadway show and it
Speaker 2: says starts at seven, what time you get there? But
Speaker 2: that's a Broadway show Apples and Oranges. No, the star
Speaker 2: comes out at seven, the crowd goes crazy. You can't
Speaker 2: walk in at seven oh one, yet they make you
Speaker 2: stand until it alone. When you went to a Gudget
Speaker 2: Roses concert that's at eight o'clock, What the fuck time
Speaker 2: did Axl Rose show up on stage three days later?
Speaker 2: Exactly my point? I rest my case. Excellent. Your bride's
Speaker 2: got a crackhead.
Speaker 7: Two hundred and seventy, Episode seventy. Brody, you're wrong leave taking.
Speaker 7: First of all, you work in the restaurant business fucking
Speaker 7: twenty fucking fifteen, twenty years ago, and nobody gives a
Speaker 7: ship a long time ago, so I don't think that
Speaker 7: it can ring you up for a fucking penny. It's
Speaker 7: one dollar and six cents, okay.
Speaker 2: Okay, send me a dollar six right now, five.
Speaker 7: Dollar tip, six dollar tip, nine dollar tip. Who gives
Speaker 7: a ship?
Speaker 19: Wow?
Speaker 2: That was okay.
Speaker 7: I'm two hundred and seventy, Part two. This is Nick,
Speaker 7: by the way, get what the fuck? It's one fucking.
Speaker 2: Dollar send me a dollar.
Speaker 7: How much inflation is? Right? Now? Everything is expensive, right, listen.
Speaker 7: I think there is a difference between being a frugal
Speaker 7: and just being an animal. And then the poor guy
Speaker 7: had to go a void one dollar transaction.
Speaker 2: Get with his bore, He continues.
Speaker 7: He's Brooklyn boys. This is a note regarding episode two seventy.
Speaker 7: But you understand this is nick.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 7: I don't think Skary Jones is bougie. I think Skary
Speaker 7: Jones actually is a nice man. And he would leave
Speaker 7: a tip even if she would be charged a stupid
Speaker 7: dollar and six cents. And uh, brody, you don't have
Speaker 7: to always get something, Okay, just leave the tip next time.
Speaker 2: Wait he said he was done. He's no, he's got
Speaker 2: another one. By the way, all five of these in
Speaker 2: a row came in at three o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 2: So this guy that is a pretty drunk, ripping me.
Speaker 2: He has acts to grind hold on before you put
Speaker 2: the next one round. I wasn't basing my ring up
Speaker 2: a penny based on when I was in restaurants I
Speaker 2: recently the waiter will suggest, oh, I have to bring
Speaker 2: up a penny so you can leave it, have no problem, right,
Speaker 2: But if the system can't, I can't do it ring
Speaker 2: up a dollar six, motherfucker, No tell me you're gonna
Speaker 2: do it? Or say would you like a soda something
Speaker 2: to go?
Speaker 6: And I would like?
Speaker 2: But your int if your intention is to tip, and
Speaker 2: the endgame is to leave a tip, then who gives
Speaker 2: a fuck? If it's if it's six or a dollar
Speaker 2: plus a dollar, the dollars the dollar went to the restaurant.
Speaker 2: Give it. It's a donation to a fucking change company
Speaker 2: dollar Episode seventy, leave a far taking.
Speaker 7: Pretty much giving you all this experience. Holy ship, Brodie,
Speaker 7: you're drinking a Dodge Archer in this shitty economy right.
Speaker 2: Now, at least years ago, at least gossip.
Speaker 7: Damn hershey war at midnight. That ship costs dollar fifty
Speaker 7: before taxes. Get the hell out of here.
Speaker 2: What he's trying to say? You want a goddamn gas guzzler?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's it. Gets twenty miles to the gallony.
Speaker 2: I used to on a car. I got eight.
Speaker 16: Brody, scary, scary Brody, Jason, curly curly Jason. Here hey look,
Speaker 16: episode two sixty two. Nobody in Philadelphia says, Baggel. It's
Speaker 16: just not it. It's a fucking bagel. Get it straight
Speaker 16: Ooh scary. Last episode you said some shit about the meat.
Speaker 16: You brought that shit up two years ago. You're bringing
Speaker 16: back old shit again. Come on, man, get some new
Speaker 16: stories like Brody. Brody's got stories every week. Ain't even working.
Speaker 16: Come on, man, let's go.
Speaker 2: Happened happened again? All right? Thanks?
Speaker 11: Hey guys, how's it going this Gilbert here from Texas. Yeah, Brody,
Speaker 11: I wouldn't even thought twice about that dollar or totally
Speaker 11: a dollar. I would have even given the guy the
Speaker 11: gift card that had six dollars and change left over.
Speaker 11: I would have given that to the waiter.
Speaker 2: Plus the tip.
Speaker 22: Uh.
Speaker 11: Man, Usually you're on your side, but I don't know. Man,
Speaker 11: what's next? White sox, white shoes and moving down to
Speaker 11: the bolkovit.
Speaker 2: Wow? Wow, See, I'm telling you, Brody, you're too petty.
Speaker 2: Hold on a second. So this guy wants me to
Speaker 2: give a six dollar gift card to the restaurant where
Speaker 2: the waiter already works and eats for free a lot
Speaker 2: of Hey, here's a gift card for where you work.
Speaker 2: That would make me a bigger dick.
Speaker 24: Brooklyn was very nicely scary, scary and Brody Michael here
Speaker 24: from Brooklyn. Hey, Brody, a dollar sex, Dude. You sat
Speaker 24: in the restaurant. They have to clean, they have to
Speaker 24: do dishes, they do lots of things. You use a
Speaker 24: gift card. You had no balance, so you get the
Speaker 24: restaurant a dollar six and you tip the guy.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 24: I don't get why you made such a big deal
Speaker 24: out of that. I'm what's scary on this one. It
Speaker 24: doesn't matter a dollar sixty nine cents a penny.
Speaker 2: What does it matter? You were in the rest Yeah
Speaker 2: cycle again part two?
Speaker 24: Brodie got me dying here, dude listening to this.
Speaker 2: I get it. I get it.
Speaker 24: You definitely didn't want to give up your dollar a
Speaker 24: for free whatever can restaurant.
Speaker 2: I get that, but I'm.
Speaker 24: Still scary the fact that it's a dollar. Who cares,
Speaker 24: it's a dollar? But you got me dying with the
Speaker 24: crap you're saying.
Speaker 2: I love how he had to make his point to life.
Speaker 2: Thanks you guys. Listen, what was the bottom line of
Speaker 2: that call? I'm wrong, but he laughed. Then I win.
Speaker 25: That's where you'll Maddie from Queens, Brodie nitpicking over a dollar? Seriously,
Speaker 25: your entire lunch was free on gift cards that weren't
Speaker 25: even yours to be given scariosus stay dinner. Therefore, now
Speaker 25: you owe your cousin a free lunch because you had
Speaker 25: her pay the tip, therefore paying the majority of her lunch.
Speaker 25: You now owe her a lunch because it was no
Speaker 25: longer free for her.
Speaker 2: Thank you, all right? In fairness, I owe my cousin
Speaker 2: a free lunch minus what she tipped.
Speaker 18: Hey, b boys, Christy Ceibral place for life. Brody, you
Speaker 18: are owed a dollar six. I would have said to
Speaker 18: the kid, yeah, you give me a dollar, keep the
Speaker 18: six and here's the rest of your tips. Or I
Speaker 18: would have just taken the dollar out of here.
Speaker 2: I can already tell it from her voice.
Speaker 3: Just cheap, right.
Speaker 25: I don't care what Scary says, love you scary.
Speaker 3: Nope, but you are owed a dollar.
Speaker 2: No, you're not.
Speaker 7: Keep up.
Speaker 2: I don't want no, I don't want her as a
Speaker 2: relative because I'm not going to get a good present.
Speaker 2: You got an extra dollar to give it to you.
Speaker 2: I could tell her type no way, argues over type.
Speaker 2: Wait a minute, yes, over a quarter, over a dollar,
Speaker 2: A dollar, A dollar, Brody, A dollar six six dollars six.
Speaker 2: I love you. I love you too. Were standing up
Speaker 2: for us.
Speaker 21: You say Brody is scary, but now I gotta say
Speaker 21: scary and Brody Brillian a dollar six, man, Get the
Speaker 21: fuck out of here.
Speaker 2: You're wrong on that.
Speaker 4: MJ.
Speaker 2: Gary, Indiana. What's up? Guys?
Speaker 19: Tamara from Binghamton weighing in on the dollar six it is.
Speaker 19: You can't just charge someone's card to dollar six without
Speaker 19: asking the thank you care. If it's only a dollar six,
Speaker 19: it's still money. I'm scary on with scary. I'm not
Speaker 19: with Scary on this one. I'm with Brody on this
Speaker 19: one all the way. And I usually side with Brody,
Speaker 19: so I'm not surprised.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised she's another one. He does not on my
Speaker 2: Christmas list list. Jeez yeah, exactly, Hankah. She probably doesn't
Speaker 2: sell exactly. She celebrates Honkah, not Christmas. This is true.
Speaker 4: That means a dollar six, Brody exactly.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but you know what, so far, you got
Speaker 2: two people in your corner, and and the rest of
Speaker 2: the slices so far twelve let's say nothing. Oh but
Speaker 2: there's a lot of these. Here comes more.
Speaker 26: Hi, guys, this is Michelle from Philadelphia. I'm one hundred
Speaker 26: with Brody. There's no reason to pay the extra dollar six.
Speaker 26: Come on, it's all about thank you, scary love you.
Speaker 2: The money went to the restaurant. Now you wanted to
Speaker 2: tip the person anyway, you had a free gift card
Speaker 2: for Hello. Let's go back to the crux of this,
Speaker 2: the beginning of this. The next You're stolen.
Speaker 17: Fifty three.
Speaker 2: I hate this is called You're Going to Burn in
Speaker 2: Hell episode two fifty three.
Speaker 17: It still could be Guys, episode two fifty three. I
Speaker 17: hate to break it to you, Brody, but I definitely
Speaker 17: streamed several episodes of The Brooklyn Boys while I was
Speaker 17: in living earlier this year in March. I'm just catching
Speaker 17: up on episodes now. Otherwise I would have told you earlier.
Speaker 3: Love you, guys.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, what, oh okay?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 20: Missing guys.
Speaker 5: Michael from Dayton, Ohio. Again. This is in referenced episode
Speaker 5: two seventy and I want to call out Brody on
Speaker 5: the dollar six ship Man. Somebody is asked a dollar
Speaker 5: I know, I know you are very thrifty or real
Speaker 5: strict with your money, but man, it was just a
Speaker 5: dollar six.
Speaker 2: Send me a dollar six is that in the laundry. Thanks, guys.
Speaker 2: That's why I don't do a laundry. I have my
Speaker 2: own Washington dryer. Hey, we'll let me tell you what.
Speaker 2: Stop before she takes you aside. Everyone who says it's
Speaker 2: just a hold on. Everyone who says it's just a
Speaker 2: dollar six. I'm gonna have to set up a gofund
Speaker 2: me and every one of you people can send me
Speaker 2: a dollar six since it's no big deal it's just
Speaker 2: a dollar six. I'll tell you what. Everybody sends me
Speaker 2: a dollar six, I will tell you you're right. Okay, how
Speaker 2: about that? Play the next call? It hates me.
Speaker 25: Usually it's brody and scary, but in this case, it's
Speaker 25: scary and Brody say the dollar six.
Speaker 2: Come on, send me a dollar six.
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, Hannah from North Perslia of New Jersey agree
Speaker 3: with Brody's cheapness, but Jarge's more dollar six, Yes, and
Speaker 3: then not giving you anything in return. That's kind of weird.
Speaker 2: I give him too, Okay, thank you. Come back to Jersey.
Speaker 20: Hey, Brooken boys, that's your boy one. Hey, and it's
Speaker 20: brody and scary. Hey, Brody, I would have let's just
Speaker 20: say the tip was going to be twenty five dollars.
Speaker 20: I would have give the them as twenty four dollars
Speaker 20: just because he stupidly bring me up for a dollar,
Speaker 20: and I would have just left.
Speaker 2: So he agrees with me, but I don't agree with him.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to gyp the waiter. I told him
Speaker 2: he was wrong nicely, but the dollar was going to
Speaker 2: the restaurant, So I gave him a very nice tip.
Speaker 2: Don't worry well, actually said, I think they'd be very
Speaker 2: happy with twenty four dollars because once again, it's only
Speaker 2: a dollar six. So whether whether it's a twenty four
Speaker 2: dollars tip or twenty five dollars tip, that would be
Speaker 2: a big smile on the person's face. Dollar didn't go
Speaker 2: to him and went to the restaurant. Do you think
Speaker 2: that that they would care if I if fans went
Speaker 2: to the government, Oh please, they didn't care the same way.
Speaker 2: You shouldn't have cared.
Speaker 20: A broken and it's always brody and scary, Hey scary.
Speaker 20: You definitely don't know the definition of simp.
Speaker 4: Simp.
Speaker 20: The origin word is simpleton. She's a stupid or dumb person.
Speaker 20: If you look it up in the diction.
Speaker 2: I'm stopping that right there. Because yes, that's the original one.
Speaker 2: But if you look on Urban Dictionary and look at
Speaker 2: the term simp, then I'm talking about a simpleton. It's
Speaker 2: it's a different. One is a noun, one is one
Speaker 2: is one is a verb. If you're if you're a simp,
Speaker 2: well yeah, if you're a simp, you could be a
Speaker 2: simpleton or someone who simps. If you simp, have we
Speaker 2: read this? Did we read the definition on here? Yes,
Speaker 2: you're someone who obsesses over someone. Yes, do anything? Yeah,
Speaker 2: like like I'm a simp for Taylor Swift, right, but
Speaker 2: a simp meaning a a guy will do. I'll do
Speaker 2: I'll bend over backwards right for someone in my everyday life.
Speaker 2: You know some Okay, we we gotta move on. We
Speaker 2: gotta scary.
Speaker 20: It doesn't matter if there's a fight that breaks out
Speaker 20: of the bar. They love it because they make the money.
Speaker 20: I actually spoke to the security girls. You actually probably
Speaker 20: didn't talk to you anybody because you say they they
Speaker 20: say whose day? Give me names? I spoke to Mike,
Speaker 20: I spoke to Max. They love the fights. They love
Speaker 20: the fight nights. The restaurant gets crowded, the batter gets crowded.
Speaker 20: Everybody makes money. It's all about the money. Hey, and
Speaker 20: it's always brody and scary. Brody to your point, I
Speaker 20: am a nerdy guy. I have video games, I play
Speaker 20: board games. I do enjoy a good fight. Uh, there
Speaker 20: has to be a fighter that they're trying to kill
Speaker 20: each other. I don't like them to see, you know,
Speaker 20: just slapping around and fight that takes, you know, forever.
Speaker 20: I have gone to bars, I have gone through strip cups,
Speaker 20: but it's with my guy friends now, you know.
Speaker 2: I was talking about the UFC conversation. I don't want
Speaker 2: to see UFC in a restaurant while I'm eating red
Speaker 2: sauce Italian restaurant. I don't need to see keep it
Speaker 2: off the screens A Broken Boys because it does belong
Speaker 2: in a bar, not in a restaurant.
Speaker 20: A Broken Boys boy, and it's always brilliant, it's scary.
Speaker 20: You don't remember the story whole broken bar closed down.
Speaker 20: There was this entertainment entertainer name the Pussy Whisper, and
Speaker 20: he was hired, had a bunch of women butt naked
Speaker 20: dancing on the bar and then started having sex. And
Speaker 20: then the bar closed down and everything got closed down
Speaker 20: and everybody got fired. Remember, So, yeah, I don't think
Speaker 20: it's a good idea.
Speaker 2: What's a good idea? Here's a good idea before you
Speaker 2: play the next call. Anything over two messages? Yours a
Speaker 2: dollar six rule. And this one sounds like he's he's
Speaker 2: on the fucking toilet. Listen to this sounds like in
Speaker 2: the bathroom.
Speaker 20: You were doing boy about and it's always brodian and scary.
Speaker 20: It's scary. You don't like usc fights, you don't like,
Speaker 20: you know, like regular fights. Come on, man, it was
Speaker 20: just the toster on. You have a low to touster level.
Speaker 20: Mister Covid Denier over there. All right, boy, that's a
Speaker 20: wrap up.
Speaker 2: He wasn't a toilet. I can tell I know because
Speaker 2: you pissed on the phone. Man, I know bathroom acoustics.
Speaker 27: Brody, if you were planning on tipping this guy five dollars,
Speaker 27: why didn't you just give him three dollars ninety four cents.
Speaker 27: You can't slout your dollars six or three dollars ninety
Speaker 27: five cents eeeming that you want.
Speaker 2: That penny because the dollar was going to the restaurant
Speaker 2: with a.
Speaker 27: Better choice than to argue about a measly dollar six.
Speaker 2: Argue, Man, that's low it is avoid it and then
Speaker 2: he got a tip. It was a win win for.
Speaker 21: Brooklyn boys, Brody and Ferry. Regarding episode sixty.
Speaker 19: Nine, hear, you're trying to blame Robin for.
Speaker 2: Missing the wedding.
Speaker 7: Why would you show up.
Speaker 2: At five o'clock because five o'clock went because bride to
Speaker 2: light on.
Speaker 19: You should blame her for looking hot because you wanted
Speaker 19: to be quote unquote fashionably late.
Speaker 4: That's your fault.
Speaker 14: Bye, Brody, the steak dinner, Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 2: Want to see in a fish tank? What the hell's
Speaker 2: going on? Sounds like she's in a bubbling cauldron. I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: but if it says five o'clock ceremony, you know as
Speaker 2: a bride. As a bride, you walking late? And now
Speaker 2: the last one and then I had a start. Hey guys,
Speaker 2: good morning.
Speaker 4: This is Gilbert here from Texas.
Speaker 11: It's Friday at twenty ninth at ten am Central time,
Speaker 11: and I'm anxiously waiting here for your podcast. Hopefully everything
Speaker 11: is okay with you, guys, and you can get back
Speaker 11: on the air as soon as possible.
Speaker 2: I'll be here waiting, Yes you will. Okay, Now that
Speaker 2: guy sounded like a construction driver more than the last
Speaker 2: guy because he sounded like he was driving like a
Speaker 2: some kind of forklift or something. Before we get out
Speaker 2: of here, I told you I was gonna go see
Speaker 2: a Broadway show. Last week. I went to see The
Speaker 2: Shark Is Broken, and of course I stopped at Carmines
Speaker 2: for Little Chicken Partman by play. How was it, Hick,
Speaker 2: Glenn Rolnick? Shark Has Broken is fantastic. If you've seen
Speaker 2: the movie Jaws, especially, you'll fucking love it. I went
Speaker 2: with our friend Greg from Caroline's Comedy Club. He was
Speaker 2: seeing it for the fifth time. The cast is amazing.
Speaker 2: Ian Shaw, son of Robert Shaw from the movie Jaws,
Speaker 2: wrote it. He's in it as playing his father, and
Speaker 2: Alex Brightman brilliant. Oh my god, is Richard is so good?
Speaker 2: Such a good movie, so many such a good play,
Speaker 2: so many inside jokes. Go watch the movie Jaws. If
Speaker 2: you haven't seen it yet, then go see the show
Speaker 2: The Shark Is Broken. It's only a limited time run.
Speaker 2: In fact, Alex Brightman just got announced he's gonna be
Speaker 2: in Spamlot, So go see The Shark Is Broken before
Speaker 2: it's no longer on Broadway. Hurry, it's good. But if
Speaker 2: you have to see the movie first, and that was
Speaker 2: a long episode. They were a lot of total effects.
Speaker 2: Broc that's a fine working Greeness is b Boys, Brol