WEBVTT - #271: That's a Fine Looking Penis, Idn't It?

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<v Speaker 1>Start Up, dot Up, start Up, Brooklyn Boys, start Up,

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<v Speaker 1>Brooklyn Boys.

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<v Speaker 2>Start Up, start ups, dot Up.

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<v Speaker 1>They making noise dot up, start up, dot up, utt.

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<v Speaker 2>Up, dot Up, Episode two seventy one, The Brooklyn Boys Podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I sense a little echo in your microphone today?

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<v Speaker 2>You have need a reverb on? No, I don't, Actually

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<v Speaker 2>you got I got reverb? I got echo? Yeah a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit. Hey, do you have a breaking news sounder

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<v Speaker 2>like we used to play in the morning show? Breaking news?

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<v Speaker 3>Now?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I can find one real quick? Hold on?

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<v Speaker 2>How fast? How fast we can? You got one? Right about?

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on a second, my funk soul brother? Oh wait,

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta stop. Well he not used to what nine

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<v Speaker 2>billion dollar sounds here? Then? This sounds like welcome by Cutters?

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<v Speaker 2>How about no, how about powered by riverside? The hell

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<v Speaker 2>are you doing? Waits? So when I got my twenty

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<v Speaker 2>thousand dollars zillion dollar piece of equipment, it came with

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<v Speaker 2>these It came with these little sounders and things inside

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<v Speaker 2>of it sound effects. So so let's see if I

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<v Speaker 2>hear it right.

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<v Speaker 4>Here?

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<v Speaker 5>You go?

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<v Speaker 2>No, how about this? No, I don't like that. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't like that at all. How about how about breaking news?

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<v Speaker 2>Now how about this? No, no, no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I got this one. Okay, breaking news now, no, how

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<v Speaker 2>about this? Like that one? You like that? No, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't like that one. I don't like that one at all.

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<v Speaker 2>I need something like you know, the breaking news is ok.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's move to it. Breaking news. Looking in the background

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<v Speaker 2>of Scary's webcam, his stack of papers is gone. Staking news.

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<v Speaker 2>His apartment looks clean. Yes we know. We go now

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<v Speaker 2>live to the Scary Jones studio for an update. Scary,

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<v Speaker 2>what do you have by the table? I've got nothing today.

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<v Speaker 2>I've just said the table is clear as you could see.

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<v Speaker 2>I think going on. Were you robbed? No? My Estella

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<v Speaker 2>was here today. My cleaning lady. Oh, the one who

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<v Speaker 2>threw out your sneakers. Yeah, yeah, that yes, yes, we

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<v Speaker 2>kept her around a little bit, a little bit. So

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<v Speaker 2>you're telling me Estella, you're cleaning lady has not been

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<v Speaker 2>at your house in six months. No, No, she's been

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<v Speaker 2>at the house. But I think she wanted to actually

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<v Speaker 2>clean the other wing of the house. She wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>clean the table, she wanted to clean the glass table.

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<v Speaker 2>So she moved the stack of papers. So she moved

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<v Speaker 2>him from here out of the frame over there. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>so it's not really clean, No it's not. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>this big news. The slices need to know the paper's gone. No, no,

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<v Speaker 2>they'll be back soon enough. They really really need to

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<v Speaker 2>do video podcasts. If you don't, you never want to

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<v Speaker 2>do them. Oh yeah, you know what, Brody, Seriously, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna take you to task on this one.

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<v Speaker 3>No.

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<v Speaker 2>No, More and more slices have been asking when are

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<v Speaker 2>we gonna start releasing some video because you know that

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<v Speaker 2>on my other podcast, speaking Volumes with Share, Yeah, she's

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<v Speaker 2>hot show. Huh, she's hot. She looks good on camera.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, but she's half the podcast on the other half. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you're the other half. She's she's the good looking one

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<v Speaker 2>like she's but you know, like we don't have a

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<v Speaker 2>better half. And I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid to

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<v Speaker 2>put myself out there on video you should be speaking

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<v Speaker 2>of which, speaking of putting yourself out there, are you

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<v Speaker 2>just trying to change the topic. No, No, it's a

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<v Speaker 2>perfect segue. I am gonna tell you about a TV

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<v Speaker 2>show I can't believe the entire world's not watching. And

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<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you now, we'll do it next break. I'll

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<v Speaker 2>tell you about this TV show. We're going to name it.

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<v Speaker 2>When I tell you this, we're going to name this episode,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you in advance normally scary. And I take

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<v Speaker 2>like twenty minutes after the episode to figure out what

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<v Speaker 2>we're gonna call it. Yeah, come up with a catchy name.

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<v Speaker 2>We argue about it. We are going to call this

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<v Speaker 2>episode that's a fine looking penis exactly like, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>mean with an accent. But I'll tell you more about

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<v Speaker 2>it. It can't be like, that's a mighty fine penis. It's

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<v Speaker 2>got to be exactly that, that's a fine that's a

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<v Speaker 2>fine looking penis. Okay, all right, there's a rhyme and

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<v Speaker 2>reason to this. I don't know about a rhyme, but

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<v Speaker 2>there's a reason. Yeah, but people. The problem with that, though,

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<v Speaker 2>is people who judge the book by the cover. They're

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<v Speaker 2>just gonna see that and without context and be like,

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<v Speaker 2>these guys are much a bunch of persons. Let me

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<v Speaker 2>tell you something. The TV show I'm going to tell

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<v Speaker 2>you about, Yeah, it's all about judging a book by

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<v Speaker 2>its cover, so to speak. In fact, the covers are

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<v Speaker 2>mentioned a lot. But to find a can't this exists?

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<v Speaker 2>Don't use the word blow and penis in the same sentence.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to tell you it's pretty close to this

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<v Speaker 2>TV show. Okay, awesome, can't wait, that's the next break.

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<v Speaker 2>So as we record this right now and being from Brooklyn,

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<v Speaker 2>were in Noah's Ark, we are, we are on my window, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we are in Brooklyn is the epicenter of a huge

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<v Speaker 2>storm passing through right now. It is pouring rain. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>having friends of mine send me pictures and video from

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<v Speaker 2>famous intersections in Brooklyn. Like, for instance, remember where John

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<v Speaker 2>Travolta walked down the street eating around the corner from

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<v Speaker 2>I grew up and staying alive. Yep, the corner sixth Street,

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<v Speaker 2>twenty twentieth and nineteenth Way, Like, send you a picture

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<v Speaker 2>of the intersection what it looks like right now. The

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<v Speaker 2>cars are my daughter's got stuck on a train today,

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<v Speaker 2>the subway flooded, cars are underwater. Brody, I can't believe

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<v Speaker 2>what I'm seeing. Cats and dogs living together. It's mayhem.

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<v Speaker 2>This is that This is your famous corner right here, Brody,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna send it to you. You're gonna you're gonna laugh. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>now you're not gonna laugh. You're you're gonna be you're

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be. Tell me what I'm gonna be, So I

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<v Speaker 2>make sure i'm the right thing. You want to be shocked,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll be all right, I'll have shocked. This is Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, No, I sent it here, all right. I

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<v Speaker 2>was getting ready. What the hell was that a fine

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<v Speaker 2>looking penis you were looking at? No, that's the fine

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<v Speaker 2>looking penis in it. You open it up. Hold on,

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<v Speaker 2>is this is?

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<v Speaker 6>This?

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<v Speaker 3>Is?

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<v Speaker 2>This gonna be the large black man with the large

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<v Speaker 2>black beans. Okay, because that's what you're doing. That's Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, is that crazy? Oh my god, it's looking south.

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<v Speaker 2>This is twentieth Avenue. Yeah, oh oh no, yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So usually when I when a car in that neighborhood underwater,

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<v Speaker 2>it's because they owed somebody money. My father just called me.

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<v Speaker 2>He goes, Anthony, we got some We got some water

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<v Speaker 2>in the basement, the base flooding. Come bring you, come,

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<v Speaker 2>bring you with Williams Sonoma mop got two inches two

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<v Speaker 2>inches of water standing water. The human bucket. Bring your

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<v Speaker 2>simple human bucket that you paid three hundred dollars for, Anthony,

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<v Speaker 2>come over. I gotta say it's crazy because you know

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of a lot of the apartments in Brooklyn

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<v Speaker 2>in that area are like you walk down into them

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<v Speaker 2>at the below street level. Can you imagine how much

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<v Speaker 2>water they're getting. I would imagine it's like Venice, So

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<v Speaker 2>it's like going home for all the Italians. But we

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<v Speaker 2>never get down. Brooklyn is usually spared from the brunt

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<v Speaker 2>of anything. Usually you hear it's other areas of the

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<v Speaker 2>Tri State area and Brooklyn. It's always like Brooklyn got

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<v Speaker 2>well like half as much she Gate. But don't forget Brooklyn. Brooklyn.

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<v Speaker 2>Brooklyn's part of Long Island, So Brooklyn, Queens and Long

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<v Speaker 2>Island is all part of the same piece of land.

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<v Speaker 2>Brooklyn is surrounded by water on three sides. It would

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<v Speaker 2>be a peninsula, except the other end of it is

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<v Speaker 2>also an island. It's all island, so of course it's

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<v Speaker 2>going to get water, of course. And Vnsonhurst is the

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<v Speaker 2>neighborhood on the water right. Well, I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like a lot of it was spared when we

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<v Speaker 2>had that bad hurricane back in twenty twelve. But Hurricane Sandy,

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<v Speaker 2>it's that destroyed, destroyed Coney Island and Seagate and like

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<v Speaker 2>the tip Staton Island. Yeah, but anyway, this is what's

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<v Speaker 2>going on in our old neighborhood right now, Brodie, So

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<v Speaker 2>we get to Staten Island. I met a new neighbor

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<v Speaker 2>this week, a friend of a friend. She was on speakerphone.

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<v Speaker 2>My friend my next door neighbors is, oh, uh, because

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<v Speaker 2>I'm selling my trampoline. Right So she's like, oh, she

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<v Speaker 2>may want to buy your trampoline. So she puts her

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<v Speaker 2>on speakerphone. She goes, yeah, so I'm like two blocks away,

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<v Speaker 2>I want to come buy your trampoline. I'm like, are

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<v Speaker 2>you from Staten Island of Bensonhurst? She goes, actually both,

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<v Speaker 2>I grew up in Staten Island. My parents were divorced.

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<v Speaker 2>I also lived at Bensonhurst. Mistake, you can't mistake that accent.

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<v Speaker 2>I love her already. That's great. She really you know something,

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<v Speaker 2>She grew up six blocks from me, about ten blocks

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<v Speaker 2>from you. Now, because you know, you guys are like minded,

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<v Speaker 2>you come from the same area, cut from the same cloth. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>we can't compare in pizza place. Yeah, you guys know,

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<v Speaker 2>you feel like you know each other your family. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna cut her a brake on that trampoline. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>sorry the connection went bad. Hello, Hello, I said, I

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<v Speaker 2>said are you going to cut her a brake on

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<v Speaker 2>the trampoline because she's like family system is broken again.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't. Yeah, okay, there Brody, Oh you're back. They are?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, that's so crazy. I you see, if I

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<v Speaker 2>was selling something and I felt like I made a

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<v Speaker 2>bond with somebody or I kind of like knew them,

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<v Speaker 2>like they were like friends, even though they weren't, and

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<v Speaker 2>they had some stuff in common, I think my price

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<v Speaker 2>would go down a little bit just to cut them

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<v Speaker 2>from a break. You don't. You don't do that with anyone.

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<v Speaker 2>That depends if. But she's she's a Yankees fan, so okay,

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<v Speaker 2>she's back to even again, I asked. I said, oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, you're perfect. Do you also a Met's fans?

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<v Speaker 2>Just fuck No? I was like, you're out no discounts

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<v Speaker 2>for Yankees fans. Yeah, but I feel like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes people deserve a little bit of a break. She

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<v Speaker 2>has a nice house than I do, so she's good.

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<v Speaker 2>He's very nice.

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<v Speaker 7>Though.

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<v Speaker 2>It was really the point and the fact that her

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<v Speaker 2>accent was like, yeah, come over and buy your trampoline.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like you from Staten Island. She's yeah, from Staten Island.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like originally from Brooklyn. Yeah, my father. So did

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<v Speaker 2>she have a gut her mouth or what?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, no, I don't. I didn't get into that yet.

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<v Speaker 2>If I had told her the price of the trampoline,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe she would have cursed to me. Then you'd bounce

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<v Speaker 2>her right out of there. Very nice to be, very

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<v Speaker 2>nicely done.

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<v Speaker 8>Man.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, did you hear that? This just came out today?

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<v Speaker 2>A song from the Rolling Stone? It was Rolling Stones? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>Lady Gaga and Stevie Wonder, all three of them in

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<v Speaker 2>this song. Google the song right now, I'll google the later.

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<v Speaker 2>Am I gonna play? I gotta tell you I didn't

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<v Speaker 2>see that coming. Neither did Stevie Wonder. Thank you, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>I did that joke on the Morning show. Nobody freaking

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<v Speaker 2>nobody just even recognize that I was doing a joke,

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<v Speaker 2>except that one Texter, whoever you were, I hope you

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<v Speaker 2>were a slice for life.

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<v Speaker 3>They were.

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<v Speaker 8>No.

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<v Speaker 2>They texted in, They're like, are we all just going

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<v Speaker 2>to just gloss over Scary's hilarious joke? He said, I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't see that coming because I didn't see that coming.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you ever think those three would all be together

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<v Speaker 2>in his song? No? No, you know, We had Stevie

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<v Speaker 2>Wonder up at the radio station like twenty years ago

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<v Speaker 2>and I had to do IDs with him. Now, just

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<v Speaker 2>a reminder for everyone if you don't remember that, the

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<v Speaker 2>IDs is paper. Oh yeah, the id's are on a

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<v Speaker 2>sheet of paper and they say, hey, this is celebrity.

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<v Speaker 2>Insert your name here, and you're listening to Elvis Strand

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<v Speaker 2>the morning show on Z one hundred. Hey, this is

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<v Speaker 2>celebrity and you're listening to JJ on Z one hundred. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>and you get on the whole list of everybody. Me scary,

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<v Speaker 2>all of us. We will put our names on it. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I had to do it with Stevie Wonder, So I said, Stevie, listen,

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<v Speaker 2>there's a sheet here that I would normally ask someone

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<v Speaker 2>to read. But what I'll do is I'll say it

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<v Speaker 2>and you can just repeat it. And he was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's great, man, that's great. So I said, hey, this

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<v Speaker 2>is Stevie Wonder and you're listening to Elvis Strand in

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<v Speaker 2>the morning show and he went, Stevie want and he

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<v Speaker 2>repeated everything I said. It was great. Yeah, I would

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<v Speaker 2>have been. I threw in a couple of the ones.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, you know, I was like repeat after me.

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<v Speaker 2>I said, Hey, this is Stevie Wonder and I like cheese,

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<v Speaker 2>and he did it. He basically would have said anything

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted to missaken't know what's on the sheet, he doesn't,

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<v Speaker 2>it was on the paper. I was like, Hey, this

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<v Speaker 2>is Stevie Wonder. You're listening to David Brody, the funniest

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<v Speaker 2>man on the on the planet. And you're listening to

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<v Speaker 2>Dave Brody in the morning. You're listening to the rightful

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<v Speaker 2>host of the boarding show, David Brody. That's hysterical. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that was fun. It was great meeting him. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't have to dress up to do it. Who

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<v Speaker 2>is talking about we we need we need a new

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<v Speaker 2>a young, a young blind executive producer for the young

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<v Speaker 2>blind celebrity because the Stevie Wonder jokes are you know,

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<v Speaker 2>are old. They're from the seventies and eighties. Like people

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<v Speaker 2>don't know who Stevie Wonder is today, a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of people. I used to make the glass

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<v Speaker 2>eye joke about Sammy Davis Junior, but right, but people

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<v Speaker 2>someone called for that today. I forgot who it was.

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<v Speaker 2>They called for us. Who is a famous blind celebrity

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<v Speaker 2>to young, young blind celebrity that's in today's day and age.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I can't think of one, but a, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>there's this. No, there's a guitar player who's probably fifty. No,

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<v Speaker 2>that was big about fifteen years ago. No, there's no

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<v Speaker 2>like blind ed sheet up up, yeah, up and coming

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<v Speaker 2>somebody right. So anyway, h got my first phone call today? Ever,

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<v Speaker 2>we're all Did you get an iPhone fifteen? Yes? Got

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<v Speaker 2>my guy? I got my iPhone fifteen. Can I say

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<v Speaker 2>one thing? Though? You want to borrow some of my

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<v Speaker 2>old androids USBC club plugs? Though you times ago, I

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<v Speaker 2>got my first phone call from my new phone from

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<v Speaker 2>your phone. No, I got my phone rang for the

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<v Speaker 2>first time my new iPhone. But i'll feels like the

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<v Speaker 2>first time. Can I award you the wise he feels

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<v Speaker 2>when you're making your transfer from your old phone to

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<v Speaker 2>your new phone, whatever it is. And I know it's

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<v Speaker 2>just a ring tone. I know it takes a few

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<v Speaker 2>hours sometimes. Don't do that late at night because if

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<v Speaker 2>you leave it when you go to sleep, your alarm's

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<v Speaker 2>not going to go off in the morning. I got

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<v Speaker 2>I got fucked this morning. I didn't iPhone problems. I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't why that Android would still work if it's in

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<v Speaker 2>the middle of transferring data back and forth. None of

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<v Speaker 2>that stuff works. It was kind of pissed. The only

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<v Speaker 2>alarm you have is your phone. That's it. Oh so

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<v Speaker 2>I woke up late, but thank god I did show No, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I was. I made it on time. Oh okay, somehow

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<v Speaker 2>I did. But anyway, so you blame your iPhone. I

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<v Speaker 2>android would have taped you on the shoulder, made you breakfast,

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<v Speaker 2>and then helped you pick out your wardrobe.

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<v Speaker 3>Hi o.

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<v Speaker 4>The Brooklyn Boys Podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>We will be right back.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I need to hear about this show. This is

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<v Speaker 2>it a British show?

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<v Speaker 9>It?

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<v Speaker 2>Well it is, yes, okay, very good idea, very good slices.

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<v Speaker 2>If you already know what I'm talking about, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>bear with me on that. That's a mighty fine penis

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<v Speaker 2>you got there, David Brody. Yeah, Actually, the exact quot

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<v Speaker 2>where I believe was that's a fine pit. That's a

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<v Speaker 2>fine look on penis in it, in it, in it,

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<v Speaker 2>which is how the British say, isn't it isn't it?

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<v Speaker 2>That's a fine looking So so the title of this

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<v Speaker 2>podcast has to be that full praise. Well, that's a

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<v Speaker 2>fine looking penis. You could put in enough of the

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<v Speaker 2>Tea's okay. Start with there's a show on Max. It's

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<v Speaker 2>it's been around seven years in the UK and it's

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<v Speaker 2>on Max now and it's already one of the most

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<v Speaker 2>watched shows on Max. And it's a game show. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a dating game show like nothing you've ever seen. Scary.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how the Morning show isn't talking about

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<v Speaker 2>this every day. And at Danielle, who was married to

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<v Speaker 2>a brit By the way, I spoke to her husband yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>As a matter of fact, we're talking about a bunch

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<v Speaker 2>of things. I didn't tell him about the show because

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<v Speaker 2>I want I didn't watch it until last night. So

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<v Speaker 2>here's the way the show goes. They show up a

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<v Speaker 2>bachelor or a bachelorette that could be straight, gay or bye.

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<v Speaker 2>The game has played out differently depending on your sexual preferences,

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<v Speaker 2>your orientation. Uh. And let's say it's a straight woman.

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<v Speaker 2>So the first episode I watched was a straight woman

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<v Speaker 2>and they show her working out at the gym, and

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<v Speaker 2>the dating shows where they show them working and talking

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<v Speaker 2>about I'm looking for a man that can you know,

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<v Speaker 2>take me out, treat me all right with the British accent.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I'm looking for a guy that can and whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>They talk about herself and I'm you know, I'm twenty

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<v Speaker 2>eight or whatever she is and they talk. Okay, great.

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<v Speaker 2>Then they bring her on to the stage and there's

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<v Speaker 2>a female host. Welcome to the show. You're excited to

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<v Speaker 2>be here. Yeah, yeah, Okay. Throughout this explanation scary, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>gonna ask you if you would go on this show

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<v Speaker 2>as a single person. Okay, I'll keep asking you as

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<v Speaker 2>I'd explained the show. So you come out on the stage.

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<v Speaker 2>There are like there are six what look like phone

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<v Speaker 2>booths you can't see, and they're frosted over. There's a yellow,

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<v Speaker 2>a pink of green and blue or red or whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>six different colors, and they're lit up and there's people

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<v Speaker 2>in them, right, and you don't see who's in them.

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<v Speaker 2>And they introduced. The host talks to the woman who

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<v Speaker 2>wants to date, and she says, you're nervous, you excited

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<v Speaker 2>to be on the show. Yes, I'm hoping to find

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<v Speaker 2>someone to date. And ultimately she has to pick someone

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<v Speaker 2>to go on a date with like a normal game show, right,

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<v Speaker 2>a dating show that makes sense. I mean that sounds

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<v Speaker 2>like it's been done before several times in several formats.

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<v Speaker 2>And ready are you ready? Yes? Are you ready to

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<v Speaker 2>see your candidates for your date? Yes? Absolutely. And the

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<v Speaker 2>first thing they do. You'd think the first thing they

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<v Speaker 2>do is watch say hello, Hello Maggie, Hello Meggie, Hi Maggie,

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<v Speaker 2>like on the dating game. Nope. The glass booth lifts

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<v Speaker 2>up and you see all of them naked from the

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<v Speaker 2>waist down and she gets to now examine all the penises. No,

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<v Speaker 2>come on, scary. They show it close ups. There's tattoos

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<v Speaker 2>around the penises, they're all flaccies. What kind of scent?

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<v Speaker 2>And by the way, I don't judge, I'm Jewish, but

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not explained. Why what do you mean by that?

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<v Speaker 2>A minute, I'm not judging, but I'm telling you that

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<v Speaker 2>it looks like in the UK ninety five percent of

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<v Speaker 2>the men on the show are uncircumcised, which is an

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<v Speaker 2>odd look for me because I'm not used to seeing that.

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<v Speaker 2>Not that I'm used to seeing penises. So this is

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<v Speaker 2>this isn't This isn't like a porno or something like that. No,

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<v Speaker 2>this is an X ray. It's called naked attraction. Slices

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<v Speaker 2>don't leave yet to go watch, waiting to say we're

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<v Speaker 2>already done. They turned us off. No, don't leave, don't leave.

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<v Speaker 2>We should have saved this for the end, Brody, but

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<v Speaker 2>the hell then this is bad on our point. The

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<v Speaker 2>Hardstess then has her look at all the penises. It's

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<v Speaker 2>just let's go look at it. Let's go look at

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<v Speaker 2>yellow the penises and yellow the booth is. What do

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<v Speaker 2>you think, Oh, that's a fine looking penis. Yes, oh

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<v Speaker 2>I like it. It's clean, it's all shaved. I like that.

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<v Speaker 2>And what okay, let's go to the blue one. What

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<v Speaker 2>do you think of this one? And she critiques the

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<v Speaker 2>penis and the legs and the hands because you see this, Oh,

0:18:34.960 --> 0:18:39.200
<v Speaker 2>he's got big hands. And so there was one guy

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<v Speaker 2>who was in a wheelchair in the episode I watched,

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<v Speaker 2>so he was sitting down. She's like, I can't really

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<v Speaker 2>see him, he's sitting down. So he had to spread

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<v Speaker 2>his legs so she could see his penis. Again, this

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<v Speaker 2>is a game show, So she analyzes all the penises,

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<v Speaker 2>she critiques them, and then so then she has to

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<v Speaker 2>like send two of them home. So then they come out, Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>the curtains go up on them, or the tubes go up,

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<v Speaker 2>and then they came out naked and she says goodbye

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<v Speaker 2>to them. I'm so sorry, and you get to see

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<v Speaker 2>these people. He's like, oh, Max is a stockbroker and

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<v Speaker 2>he lives in Liverpool. Jogging out, is there a studio audience? Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>no blur, no blur, just walks out. Okay, So now

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<v Speaker 2>they're down to round two? Are you ready to keep going?

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<v Speaker 2>They get dressed though at least no. They walk off

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<v Speaker 2>and then they show them in the locker room naked

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<v Speaker 2>and they do like a testimonial. I really thought I

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<v Speaker 2>was gonna get Picture's rather cute. And they just sit

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<v Speaker 2>there naked, talking about it was a fun experience being naked.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's that. So then they go to round two.

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<v Speaker 2>Round two, they lift the thing up a little bit more.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you see their abdomens and still the penises, and

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<v Speaker 2>one of the guys was like an elephant. She's like,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a rather large penis, isn't it. She's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so just do prefer large penises? Well, you know, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't have that. I've been with all kinds and they

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<v Speaker 2>don't particularly like the small ones. And then she said,

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<v Speaker 2>the guy with the small penis home, and she said it,

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<v Speaker 2>she's like to all for me and I don't like

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<v Speaker 2>the I don't like the fal skin and then wrinkly.

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<v Speaker 2>So she sent them home and the guys like imagine

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<v Speaker 2>like in not caring what anyone thinks. Like rather than

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<v Speaker 2>just saying he's not really my type, they actually say like,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like his penis, and the guy has to

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<v Speaker 2>like come out from it, like show his face all

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<v Speaker 2>and be like, I'm the guy she said home like

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<v Speaker 2>my penis. I can't believe this. I cannot believe that

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<v Speaker 2>you're putting me on right now. No, no, the wait

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<v Speaker 2>before you go further. Yeah, are they these guys talking

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<v Speaker 2>while they're No, they don't talk. They don't talk. They

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<v Speaker 2>don't talk. They shake hands, you know, I guess. So

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<v Speaker 2>here's the thing they don't. I've got to mention. The

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<v Speaker 2>six people all have at least one characteristic. Do they

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<v Speaker 2>cross swords? No? No, they're in a semicircle on the stage,

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<v Speaker 2>all in their own boots. There. These men allegedly are

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<v Speaker 2>picked based on the things that she said in her

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<v Speaker 2>survey of what she likes in a man. So you

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<v Speaker 2>don't have any there's no personality here. There's no chance

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<v Speaker 2>for this penis and chest to see how smart they are?

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<v Speaker 2>The guy? Are they funny? So let me ask you

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<v Speaker 2>a question. Do you think when she narrowed it down?

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<v Speaker 2>She nawed it down to the guy in the wheelchair

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<v Speaker 2>who had a medium to small sized penis, right, and

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<v Speaker 2>the tattooed ripped guy with the unbelievably large people. Of course,

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<v Speaker 2>that's the one you chose. That is correct, That is correct,

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<v Speaker 2>So that's gonna win every time. I don't know about that.

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<v Speaker 2>So then the second half of the show, this particular episode,

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<v Speaker 2>is a guy. Now, wait a minute, so far scary.

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<v Speaker 2>Well let's get to the guy. Is this so far?

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<v Speaker 2>Is this a show you would go on if you

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<v Speaker 2>had women naked? No, if you were single, if you

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<v Speaker 2>were single? Oh h no, because I don't think you

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<v Speaker 2>can judge from that. Okay, well, by the way, there's

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<v Speaker 2>no there's no male version of this. Why there's a

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<v Speaker 2>male Yes? The next part of the show is a

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<v Speaker 2>straight guy and they show him working out at the gym,

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<v Speaker 2>talking about what he likes in a woman, what he's

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<v Speaker 2>looking for, more like it comes out. They go, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>are you ready to see your your choices? And then

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<v Speaker 2>the booths lift up and now it's all with hands,

0:22:10.200 --> 0:22:13.560
<v Speaker 2>legs and thighs and vaginas and he and he and

0:22:13.600 --> 0:22:15.840
<v Speaker 2>he goes, uh, so he's just what do you think. Well,

0:22:15.880 --> 0:22:18.440
<v Speaker 2>they're all shaved really clean. I like that. He goes, Oh,

0:22:18.440 --> 0:22:20.200
<v Speaker 2>you like it when it when women are clean shape. Yeah,

0:22:20.200 --> 0:22:22.919
<v Speaker 2>I once reached down for one walk. Okay, all right,

0:22:23.920 --> 0:22:26.080
<v Speaker 2>this goes I had a problem. He goes, yeah, I had.

0:22:26.080 --> 0:22:28.520
<v Speaker 2>I had a problem too much hair. So then he's

0:22:28.760 --> 0:22:32.160
<v Speaker 2>then the camera zooms in on the privates of all

0:22:32.280 --> 0:22:35.200
<v Speaker 2>six women. This is gonna be like an X rated thing.

0:22:36.640 --> 0:22:38.560
<v Speaker 2>It's called Yes, it's an X ray and this is

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<v Speaker 2>HBO Max. It's on Max. Is no HBO Max anymore?

0:22:42.240 --> 0:22:47.320
<v Speaker 2>It's on Max Max. Yes, But but I'm surprised Max

0:22:47.320 --> 0:22:50.680
<v Speaker 2>would pick up a show like this. Why HBO had nudity, Yeah,

0:22:51.359 --> 0:22:55.680
<v Speaker 2>is one thing, but gratuitous nudity and close up genitalia.

0:22:56.160 --> 0:22:59.840
<v Speaker 2>It's not sexual. It's game show, is okay? So then

0:22:59.840 --> 0:23:02.160
<v Speaker 2>he then he looks at the six vaginas and he goes,

0:23:02.359 --> 0:23:04.119
<v Speaker 2>that girls a lit. That girl's a little large. I

0:23:04.160 --> 0:23:06.000
<v Speaker 2>used to be overweight, and I don't think I want

0:23:06.000 --> 0:23:08.800
<v Speaker 2>a date one who's overweight. By the way you're you're discounting.

0:23:08.800 --> 0:23:11.680
<v Speaker 2>For you, that's like fat shaming. I thought apparently in

0:23:11.720 --> 0:23:14.600
<v Speaker 2>the UK it's allowed. So rather than just say I

0:23:14.640 --> 0:23:17.720
<v Speaker 2>don't care for this woman's you know, he's like, she's

0:23:17.760 --> 0:23:19.879
<v Speaker 2>just too doldged for me, because they they may go,

0:23:20.119 --> 0:23:21.919
<v Speaker 2>can we see all the women turn around? So now

0:23:21.920 --> 0:23:24.400
<v Speaker 2>all the women's asses are showing. He goes, yeah, that's

0:23:24.440 --> 0:23:26.720
<v Speaker 2>too much, So he makes the chubby girl go home.

0:23:27.080 --> 0:23:29.200
<v Speaker 2>She wasn't that fat, she was like a little bit still.

0:23:29.280 --> 0:23:32.600
<v Speaker 2>But what world is this? What year is this? It's

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like this is something, this is something that

0:23:34.960 --> 0:23:37.639
<v Speaker 2>you would have you may have gotten away with in that.

0:23:37.960 --> 0:23:39.720
<v Speaker 2>You know, they called the vagina the fanny, right, so

0:23:39.760 --> 0:23:42.240
<v Speaker 2>they're like, what do you think of he fanny? And

0:23:42.359 --> 0:23:44.280
<v Speaker 2>now keep you in mind, these women are standing behind

0:23:44.560 --> 0:23:48.320
<v Speaker 2>the glass and all you can see is there fanny.

0:23:48.480 --> 0:23:50.159
<v Speaker 2>I felt this is something that from like the like

0:23:50.280 --> 0:23:54.399
<v Speaker 2>to early two thousands, and I feel like you remember

0:23:54.520 --> 0:23:56.800
<v Speaker 2>would have been canceled by now you remember nudity when

0:23:56.840 --> 0:23:58.800
<v Speaker 2>we were younger, right, when women didn't shame of course,

0:23:59.320 --> 0:24:00.639
<v Speaker 2>so all you could say he was the bush, you

0:24:00.680 --> 0:24:03.720
<v Speaker 2>didn't see anything. No, But now that women completely shave

0:24:03.800 --> 0:24:07.720
<v Speaker 2>wax and peel and pluck and whatever. Yeah, there's detail there.

0:24:08.400 --> 0:24:10.840
<v Speaker 2>So you're the camera is showing you literally from like

0:24:10.880 --> 0:24:13.359
<v Speaker 2>a foot away. You're looking at all of them, and

0:24:13.359 --> 0:24:17.040
<v Speaker 2>he's picking it out. Like, yeah, I'm getting comfortable here.

0:24:17.640 --> 0:24:19.159
<v Speaker 2>She says, are you happy with your selection?

0:24:19.359 --> 0:24:19.479
<v Speaker 6>Oh?

0:24:19.520 --> 0:24:21.879
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, quite happy? This is great. Yeah. He's like, you're

0:24:21.960 --> 0:24:24.240
<v Speaker 2>kidding the candy shop, aren't you. She's like yep, he

0:24:24.240 --> 0:24:26.840
<v Speaker 2>goes absolutely. So he whittles it down. He's like, oh,

0:24:26.840 --> 0:24:29.800
<v Speaker 2>that one's now one woman. Her privates were too close

0:24:29.840 --> 0:24:31.919
<v Speaker 2>to the glass, they were too high. He goes, oh,

0:24:31.960 --> 0:24:34.200
<v Speaker 2>that one's obviously too tall for me. I'm only five eight.

0:24:34.520 --> 0:24:39.280
<v Speaker 2>So he sends her home because her vagina was too tall. Okay,

0:24:39.440 --> 0:24:42.720
<v Speaker 2>so then she leaves, right, anyway, this is the show.

0:24:42.840 --> 0:24:44.760
<v Speaker 2>Then they go on a date and they show them afterwards.

0:24:45.000 --> 0:24:47.919
<v Speaker 2>But so now they had bisexuals on, and apparently if

0:24:47.920 --> 0:24:50.520
<v Speaker 2>you're bisexual, they show you three women and three men,

0:24:50.760 --> 0:24:53.960
<v Speaker 2>so you can choose what you're in the mood. Fork. Well,

0:24:54.000 --> 0:24:57.400
<v Speaker 2>now get attraction on Max. Yeah, so that's that's why

0:24:57.440 --> 0:25:01.000
<v Speaker 2>this episode will be called that a fine looking penis,

0:25:01.000 --> 0:25:03.520
<v Speaker 2>isn't it. Well, you know what I'm doing as soon

0:25:03.560 --> 0:25:07.120
<v Speaker 2>as we get off this podcast, I'm gonna read Yeah,

0:25:07.280 --> 0:25:11.200
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna resubscribe to Max, which I drove, sh don't.

0:25:11.480 --> 0:25:14.159
<v Speaker 2>I don't subscribe to Max. It's not that it's poorn

0:25:14.200 --> 0:25:18.720
<v Speaker 2>or it's sexual. It's just so unbelievably it's awkward forward

0:25:19.119 --> 0:25:23.440
<v Speaker 2>and awkward and and and harsh, and then nobody comes

0:25:23.440 --> 0:25:25.840
<v Speaker 2>out offended. That's the thing Like in America, if you

0:25:26.040 --> 0:25:28.159
<v Speaker 2>like that girl's fat, send her home. She'd come out

0:25:28.200 --> 0:25:30.480
<v Speaker 2>and punch you. But they're like, I'm sorry, I guess

0:25:30.480 --> 0:25:33.040
<v Speaker 2>that wasn't a good match for him. They're not offended.

0:25:34.080 --> 0:25:35.920
<v Speaker 2>They have a different way of looking at things. They

0:25:35.960 --> 0:25:38.280
<v Speaker 2>do everything backwards. I mean they drive on the opposite

0:25:38.320 --> 0:25:41.160
<v Speaker 2>side of the road. This is this is beyond opposite

0:25:41.200 --> 0:25:43.400
<v Speaker 2>side of the roads. Scary you guys got to talk

0:25:43.400 --> 0:25:46.600
<v Speaker 2>about on the morning show. This is the most I've seen.

0:25:46.640 --> 0:25:49.880
<v Speaker 2>My follow up questions, Can we have them as a sponsor? Yeah?

0:25:50.000 --> 0:25:53.800
<v Speaker 2>Or a guest that would be great. We'll take them.

0:25:55.280 --> 0:25:56.359
<v Speaker 4>With Siri and Verdie.

0:25:57.720 --> 0:26:00.000
<v Speaker 2>I haven't won. I haven't recovered from the last fifteen minutes.

0:26:01.400 --> 0:26:04.359
<v Speaker 2>There are six seasons on Max right now, so we

0:26:04.359 --> 0:26:09.000
<v Speaker 2>get plun and choose from Yeah, Okay, so This was

0:26:09.040 --> 0:26:11.719
<v Speaker 2>a kind of an awkward moment for me. I suppose

0:26:11.760 --> 0:26:16.160
<v Speaker 2>to the last fifteen minutes, no names will be mentioned.

0:26:16.320 --> 0:26:19.800
<v Speaker 2>I got an invite to another wedding. Oh is someone

0:26:19.840 --> 0:26:25.880
<v Speaker 2>from sales? Now somebody who is a friend of the

0:26:25.880 --> 0:26:29.200
<v Speaker 2>Morning Show and some people in the industry, an industry

0:26:29.240 --> 0:26:33.080
<v Speaker 2>friend will say, no, it is now the entire Morning

0:26:33.119 --> 0:26:35.600
<v Speaker 2>Show got invites to the wedding, and it said, hey,

0:26:35.840 --> 0:26:39.840
<v Speaker 2>here's your wedding invite Elvis and Alex Gandhi and Brandon

0:26:40.880 --> 0:26:49.200
<v Speaker 2>Sheldon couples, he wrote, and his wife. But here's your invite, Scury.

0:26:49.359 --> 0:26:52.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, uh, wait a second, and I'm not thinking, like, well,

0:26:52.320 --> 0:26:54.879
<v Speaker 2>wait a second. Maybe the plus one is assumed. So

0:26:54.960 --> 0:26:57.040
<v Speaker 2>I had to compare and contrast with everybody else. Oh,

0:26:57.040 --> 0:27:00.680
<v Speaker 2>because you did mention other couples that aren't married. Gandhi's

0:27:00.760 --> 0:27:04.800
<v Speaker 2>not married, right, So I said to everybody else, hey,

0:27:05.160 --> 0:27:09.440
<v Speaker 2>does your e E card have who's an evite? Does

0:27:09.480 --> 0:27:12.359
<v Speaker 2>your E card have it as you and the guest

0:27:12.440 --> 0:27:15.120
<v Speaker 2>are just your name but plus one? And like, no,

0:27:15.200 --> 0:27:17.720
<v Speaker 2>it has the guest's name. So I've come to the

0:27:17.720 --> 0:27:20.960
<v Speaker 2>conclusion that I was not invited with a guest. Now

0:27:22.680 --> 0:27:25.119
<v Speaker 2>you know, my girlfriend I'm not going, is what you're saying.

0:27:25.200 --> 0:27:27.840
<v Speaker 2>But you were not invited. I could go as your

0:27:27.840 --> 0:27:30.960
<v Speaker 2>plus one, couldn't I well, if I had a plus one,

0:27:31.240 --> 0:27:33.199
<v Speaker 2>I don't even have that. That's my point. I've been

0:27:33.280 --> 0:27:37.280
<v Speaker 2>robin for what for fourteen years? Now? Yeah, Now, maybe

0:27:37.320 --> 0:27:41.320
<v Speaker 2>they're only inviting people who have a significant other or something.

0:27:41.359 --> 0:27:45.240
<v Speaker 2>And now now but what but what about me? Just

0:27:45.240 --> 0:27:47.720
<v Speaker 2>because I'm not married? Just because you don't know her

0:27:47.840 --> 0:27:51.159
<v Speaker 2>doesn't mean you shouldn't invite her. Does that mean you

0:27:51.160 --> 0:27:55.639
<v Speaker 2>shouldn't invite her? It's crazy to me. I don't know

0:27:55.640 --> 0:27:57.320
<v Speaker 2>what to do. I don't know if I should say something,

0:27:57.880 --> 0:28:02.280
<v Speaker 2>which I just not go. It's well I know this person. Mmm,

0:28:02.880 --> 0:28:06.400
<v Speaker 2>not really, which is why you weren't invited. But how

0:28:06.400 --> 0:28:09.000
<v Speaker 2>do you feel about? Hold on? Hold on? Turn off

0:28:09.000 --> 0:28:10.120
<v Speaker 2>to mic in and tell me what it is. Don't

0:28:10.160 --> 0:28:14.520
<v Speaker 2>have to mic for a second. Turn hold on. Oh

0:28:14.560 --> 0:28:20.080
<v Speaker 2>I know them, I mean maybe twice I met them,

0:28:20.560 --> 0:28:22.760
<v Speaker 2>So maybe not invite Okay, so to say the least,

0:28:22.840 --> 0:28:27.880
<v Speaker 2>but there's been I guess it's a big debate because

0:28:27.920 --> 0:28:30.119
<v Speaker 2>if you're a bride, think about it this way. If

0:28:30.160 --> 0:28:34.000
<v Speaker 2>you're a bride and you are having your wedding. Some

0:28:34.080 --> 0:28:38.520
<v Speaker 2>brides do not want. That's what most strangers in the room.

0:28:38.800 --> 0:28:41.160
<v Speaker 2>They don't want. They don't want to invite anybody who

0:28:41.200 --> 0:28:43.520
<v Speaker 2>they don't know personally, They don't want to know they

0:28:43.560 --> 0:28:47.440
<v Speaker 2>know they know Brandon, I don't know. I think so, yes,

0:28:47.720 --> 0:28:50.560
<v Speaker 2>I think they do. Saniel you said, Danielle de Lilo's going.

0:28:50.640 --> 0:28:54.120
<v Speaker 2>Is she bringing a boyfriend? I don't know who. My

0:28:54.120 --> 0:28:58.800
<v Speaker 2>My point is, do you feel that I mean, is

0:28:58.840 --> 0:29:00.720
<v Speaker 2>it about the bride and the groom or is it

0:29:00.720 --> 0:29:03.240
<v Speaker 2>about the guests at that point? Because you want your

0:29:03.240 --> 0:29:06.680
<v Speaker 2>guests to feel comfortable. But you know there are a

0:29:06.720 --> 0:29:09.960
<v Speaker 2>lot of brides out there who feel that, Hey, look,

0:29:10.280 --> 0:29:13.719
<v Speaker 2>I don't you know. It's expensive to throw this wedding.

0:29:13.920 --> 0:29:16.120
<v Speaker 2>It's my day. I don't want people I don't know

0:29:16.840 --> 0:29:20.080
<v Speaker 2>showing up at my wedding, which means your plus one

0:29:21.080 --> 0:29:25.840
<v Speaker 2>who I don't know, can't come. It's crazy, though, because

0:29:26.080 --> 0:29:28.719
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't you rather have me come up come to your wedding,

0:29:29.080 --> 0:29:33.160
<v Speaker 2>someone you love and know and you want there And

0:29:33.440 --> 0:29:37.719
<v Speaker 2>as opposed to do you care more about me than

0:29:37.800 --> 0:29:41.400
<v Speaker 2>your love for me or someone or the fact that

0:29:41.440 --> 0:29:44.520
<v Speaker 2>a stranger is at your wedding and a lot of

0:29:44.520 --> 0:29:48.040
<v Speaker 2>people feel that having a stranger at the wedding is

0:29:48.080 --> 0:29:52.920
<v Speaker 2>worse than So basically, I'm screwed and I'm gonna I'm

0:29:52.920 --> 0:29:54.920
<v Speaker 2>gonna feel like you feel like this people love this

0:29:54.920 --> 0:29:58.080
<v Speaker 2>person loves you. I just feel like an idiot. I

0:29:58.160 --> 0:30:01.080
<v Speaker 2>just feel like I'm gonna go alone now and everybody

0:30:01.120 --> 0:30:04.280
<v Speaker 2>else has a guest and I just don't. I don't

0:30:04.320 --> 0:30:05.960
<v Speaker 2>know if I want to be part of that environment.

0:30:06.200 --> 0:30:11.240
<v Speaker 2>You know, I'm wondering. I feel I feel a little disrespected. Okay, knocking,

0:30:12.240 --> 0:30:16.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm wondering if you've got middleman, what do you mean? Well,

0:30:16.360 --> 0:30:19.000
<v Speaker 2>the person you mentioned may not have a roster of

0:30:19.040 --> 0:30:21.120
<v Speaker 2>people on the Morning Show at the top of their head.

0:30:22.240 --> 0:30:25.280
<v Speaker 2>So they contact a contact person on the Morning Show,

0:30:25.560 --> 0:30:30.200
<v Speaker 2>whether it's best assistant Andrew, senior executive producer Nate, and

0:30:30.240 --> 0:30:33.040
<v Speaker 2>they say, oh, give us a list who should who

0:30:33.040 --> 0:30:36.520
<v Speaker 2>should be invited, so we don't forget anybody. And maybe

0:30:36.840 --> 0:30:39.520
<v Speaker 2>the person that submitted the list forgot to give Robin

0:30:39.560 --> 0:30:45.040
<v Speaker 2>an invite, or maybe this person knows Brandon and other

0:30:45.080 --> 0:30:48.040
<v Speaker 2>plus ones better than they know Robin. But even so,

0:30:48.360 --> 0:30:50.960
<v Speaker 2>you should have plus I gotta be honest. We'll let

0:30:51.000 --> 0:30:56.680
<v Speaker 2>me finish after the Stiletto's rock fiasco of the last wedding.

0:30:57.000 --> 0:30:58.920
<v Speaker 2>I'm not so sure that maybe people didn't think you

0:30:58.960 --> 0:31:01.120
<v Speaker 2>wanted her to be there since she ruined your last wedding.

0:31:01.120 --> 0:31:03.840
<v Speaker 2>According to here, they didn't know about that incident. They

0:31:03.840 --> 0:31:05.680
<v Speaker 2>listened to the Book and Boys podcast. They might. But

0:31:05.760 --> 0:31:08.600
<v Speaker 2>if you think, I mean, do you think I'm wrong

0:31:08.720 --> 0:31:12.520
<v Speaker 2>for wanting to bring my girlfriend? I mean, and that

0:31:12.560 --> 0:31:14.880
<v Speaker 2>I get invited. I just think that they're all you gift.

0:31:14.920 --> 0:31:16.560
<v Speaker 2>You give a bigger gift when there's a I know

0:31:16.600 --> 0:31:19.080
<v Speaker 2>Scary Jones gives a bigger gift, but it's it's it's

0:31:19.080 --> 0:31:22.760
<v Speaker 2>the classy thing to do too, because everybody who you

0:31:22.800 --> 0:31:25.920
<v Speaker 2>invite is someone special in your life. You want them

0:31:25.960 --> 0:31:29.840
<v Speaker 2>to be feel happy and comfortable at the wedding. Now,

0:31:29.840 --> 0:31:33.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm not saying bring someone who you just met off

0:31:33.720 --> 0:31:36.280
<v Speaker 2>the street. But I've been with you know, I've been

0:31:36.280 --> 0:31:39.280
<v Speaker 2>with my girlfriend for years, so why you know? It's

0:31:39.320 --> 0:31:41.360
<v Speaker 2>just you know, some people are like, oh no, I

0:31:41.360 --> 0:31:45.760
<v Speaker 2>don't know them, so that's more important to me than

0:31:45.800 --> 0:31:51.200
<v Speaker 2>my love for you. I don't think knowing this person wedding.

0:31:51.720 --> 0:31:56.160
<v Speaker 2>This is the argument expensive would that person know whether

0:31:56.240 --> 0:31:59.600
<v Speaker 2>or not you were married and this person has money.

0:31:59.760 --> 0:32:01.880
<v Speaker 2>They person you told me has some money. Yeah, but

0:32:01.920 --> 0:32:04.280
<v Speaker 2>some people, if I'm bringing it back, if I'm dialing

0:32:04.280 --> 0:32:08.440
<v Speaker 2>it down to some a typical everyday person who's getting married,

0:32:09.320 --> 0:32:13.880
<v Speaker 2>they have these weddings cost a fortune, so in their

0:32:14.000 --> 0:32:18.120
<v Speaker 2>mind they don't want to squander or waste money on

0:32:18.440 --> 0:32:20.600
<v Speaker 2>someone they don't know, or they don't want someone to

0:32:20.640 --> 0:32:23.000
<v Speaker 2>again turning up in their pictures. You know, they say

0:32:23.040 --> 0:32:24.760
<v Speaker 2>to me, I don't want a video picture the video.

0:32:24.960 --> 0:32:27.120
<v Speaker 2>You don't want to harp. I don't want to harp

0:32:27.200 --> 0:32:30.040
<v Speaker 2>on Gandhi and Brandon only because they're not married. Everyone

0:32:30.040 --> 0:32:34.120
<v Speaker 2>else you mentioned was married. If she knows Brandon or

0:32:34.160 --> 0:32:36.800
<v Speaker 2>she's better friends with Gandhi than you, where she might

0:32:36.840 --> 0:32:39.040
<v Speaker 2>know Gandhi's in a serviage relationship with Brandon. First of all,

0:32:39.080 --> 0:32:40.400
<v Speaker 2>Brandon's a lot of fun. I would want him at

0:32:40.440 --> 0:32:43.200
<v Speaker 2>the wedding, that's a that's a no brainer. But does

0:32:43.240 --> 0:32:45.680
<v Speaker 2>she know him where? If she was making the list,

0:32:45.720 --> 0:32:48.280
<v Speaker 2>she'd be like, oh, Brandon where she doesn't know Robin

0:32:48.520 --> 0:32:52.040
<v Speaker 2>and may not even know you're dating anyone. Right, But

0:32:52.080 --> 0:32:55.200
<v Speaker 2>my point is you should You should actually do your

0:32:55.280 --> 0:32:58.240
<v Speaker 2>due diligence to find out you care about wanting me there,

0:32:58.720 --> 0:33:00.720
<v Speaker 2>So shouldn't you ask around a little bit and be

0:33:00.760 --> 0:33:02.920
<v Speaker 2>like the scary of a girlfriend or if I don't,

0:33:02.920 --> 0:33:06.040
<v Speaker 2>you know, the scariest what's scary status? But what even

0:33:06.080 --> 0:33:07.800
<v Speaker 2>if he's not But even if he doesn't have a girlfriend,

0:33:07.840 --> 0:33:11.200
<v Speaker 2>even if I was single, you're not gonna You're not

0:33:11.200 --> 0:33:14.720
<v Speaker 2>gonna give me a scary plus one on the that's

0:33:14.720 --> 0:33:17.240
<v Speaker 2>a different story. I had a cousin who got married

0:33:17.240 --> 0:33:19.160
<v Speaker 2>and the parents paid for the wedding. They said, if

0:33:19.160 --> 0:33:22.720
<v Speaker 2>you're not engaged, you're not coming. That was the rule. Though.

0:33:23.880 --> 0:33:26.800
<v Speaker 2>The funny thing is some people that were dating didn't

0:33:26.840 --> 0:33:31.240
<v Speaker 2>get to bring their dates me, and some people that

0:33:31.320 --> 0:33:35.760
<v Speaker 2>were engaged broke off the engagement, right, Well, you can

0:33:35.800 --> 0:33:38.360
<v Speaker 2>never tell. Well, that's the other thing. That's the other

0:33:38.400 --> 0:33:42.760
<v Speaker 2>thing you would bring. You know, people bring the you know,

0:33:42.800 --> 0:33:46.080
<v Speaker 2>the couples show up to this wedding as guests, and

0:33:46.440 --> 0:33:48.280
<v Speaker 2>you know, five ten years down the road, they may

0:33:48.320 --> 0:33:50.000
<v Speaker 2>look at these pictures and be like, oh, that one

0:33:50.040 --> 0:33:54.960
<v Speaker 2>broke up. That that anymore, you're gonna you're gonna be it.

0:33:55.080 --> 0:33:56.840
<v Speaker 2>You're gonna be at d that ain't making the wedding

0:33:56.880 --> 0:34:01.240
<v Speaker 2>book table. What do you mean, Well, when you when

0:34:01.280 --> 0:34:03.360
<v Speaker 2>you see you're never getting married. When you get all

0:34:03.400 --> 0:34:06.120
<v Speaker 2>the pictures from the wedding, you pick out the pictures

0:34:06.160 --> 0:34:07.960
<v Speaker 2>you want in the wedding book. So let's say you

0:34:08.000 --> 0:34:10.600
<v Speaker 2>have twenty tables at your wedding, You're probably only gonna

0:34:10.640 --> 0:34:13.719
<v Speaker 2>have fourteen of them in the wedding album. There's the coworkers.

0:34:13.719 --> 0:34:16.200
<v Speaker 2>Aren't making it into the wedding album this unless you're

0:34:16.200 --> 0:34:17.560
<v Speaker 2>gonna bring it to work. Then they got to be

0:34:17.600 --> 0:34:19.239
<v Speaker 2>in the because they're like winding in the wedding book.

0:34:19.600 --> 0:34:22.359
<v Speaker 2>You know, the friends of friends, the people you because

0:34:22.360 --> 0:34:24.520
<v Speaker 2>they're in the industry. But those people are all at

0:34:24.520 --> 0:34:27.560
<v Speaker 2>a table. They're not making the wedding book because you know,

0:34:27.719 --> 0:34:29.440
<v Speaker 2>ten years from now, you're like, who are those people?

0:34:29.840 --> 0:34:31.719
<v Speaker 2>You think this person who you mentioned to me, who's

0:34:31.719 --> 0:34:34.040
<v Speaker 2>getting married in eight years? Ten years, you can look

0:34:34.040 --> 0:34:37.399
<v Speaker 2>back at a wedding, go you know, uh, spouse, let's

0:34:37.440 --> 0:34:40.720
<v Speaker 2>reminiscetur at our wedding. Look at all the wonderful people,

0:34:40.719 --> 0:34:42.960
<v Speaker 2>the friends we had. They're like, who the fuck is

0:34:42.960 --> 0:34:44.600
<v Speaker 2>that guy with no date? Oh, I don't know. I

0:34:44.600 --> 0:34:46.400
<v Speaker 2>think he worked on that radio show in New York. Oh,

0:34:46.440 --> 0:34:47.719
<v Speaker 2>good thing he didn't bring a date. He would have

0:34:47.800 --> 0:34:50.680
<v Speaker 2>just had one more person in the picture. Counter point

0:34:50.960 --> 0:34:55.799
<v Speaker 2>counter points, Yes, some close family that makes the wedding book.

0:34:56.400 --> 0:34:59.359
<v Speaker 2>As you say, they can look back seven eight years

0:34:59.400 --> 0:35:02.040
<v Speaker 2>down the road and look at that wedding book and

0:35:02.360 --> 0:35:05.360
<v Speaker 2>find people that are in those pictures that have gotten

0:35:05.360 --> 0:35:09.359
<v Speaker 2>divorces and broken up. Yeah, the difference doesn't mean no,

0:35:09.400 --> 0:35:12.919
<v Speaker 2>it was like that guy's an asshole, speak fuck that guy.

0:35:13.000 --> 0:35:16.200
<v Speaker 2>That guy's anymore. That guy's an alcoholic. This one cheated

0:35:16.239 --> 0:35:20.200
<v Speaker 2>on her husband, this one here is was got arrested,

0:35:20.239 --> 0:35:22.279
<v Speaker 2>this one's in jail. You can look at this. You

0:35:22.280 --> 0:35:24.160
<v Speaker 2>can look at the wedding book and and have the

0:35:24.200 --> 0:35:28.760
<v Speaker 2>same haphazard collage of pictures that you were trying to avoid.

0:35:29.200 --> 0:35:31.279
<v Speaker 2>I will tell you the difference. Yeah, people in my

0:35:31.440 --> 0:35:33.600
<v Speaker 2>in my family or my wife's family. If you look

0:35:33.640 --> 0:35:36.080
<v Speaker 2>at our wedding pictures, there's one or two people that

0:35:36.160 --> 0:35:38.640
<v Speaker 2>the family doesn't speak to anymore. So then you look

0:35:38.680 --> 0:35:40.759
<v Speaker 2>in the picture you go, huh, don't talk to that

0:35:40.760 --> 0:35:43.560
<v Speaker 2>guy anymore. That's it. But there are people in the

0:35:43.600 --> 0:35:47.239
<v Speaker 2>wedding album friends of mine at the time, friends of

0:35:47.280 --> 0:35:49.880
<v Speaker 2>my wife's, that people she worked with. Well, you go,

0:35:50.400 --> 0:35:53.960
<v Speaker 2>what a fucking wasted dinner that was like you look

0:35:54.000 --> 0:35:56.479
<v Speaker 2>back and you go like I thought that was a thing,

0:35:57.120 --> 0:35:59.120
<v Speaker 2>Like I really thought that was a good friend. And

0:35:59.160 --> 0:36:01.040
<v Speaker 2>then a year later they never spoke again. You're like,

0:36:02.000 --> 0:36:04.840
<v Speaker 2>I could have saved that money. Right, those are the

0:36:04.840 --> 0:36:07.640
<v Speaker 2>people you don't want in the wedding album. I guess

0:36:07.800 --> 0:36:10.000
<v Speaker 2>because you don't know. You don't know about the friends

0:36:10.080 --> 0:36:11.560
<v Speaker 2>like I had. I had a bunch of people in

0:36:11.560 --> 0:36:13.400
<v Speaker 2>the comedy industry that I used to be really good

0:36:13.400 --> 0:36:16.040
<v Speaker 2>friends with. I'm not friends with them anymore. Just the word.

0:36:16.040 --> 0:36:18.319
<v Speaker 2>It didn't work out. I got married a long time ago,

0:36:18.400 --> 0:36:21.600
<v Speaker 2>so I look back and I go, ah, yeah, I

0:36:21.600 --> 0:36:23.880
<v Speaker 2>don't talk to that guy anymore. Oh, I see in

0:36:23.920 --> 0:36:27.359
<v Speaker 2>my fucking wedding album. Like the video, I can edit.

0:36:27.440 --> 0:36:29.440
<v Speaker 2>I can edit the video, no problem. These people in

0:36:29.440 --> 0:36:31.839
<v Speaker 2>the video don't like edit technology.

0:36:31.960 --> 0:36:32.120
<v Speaker 3>Edit.

0:36:32.280 --> 0:36:35.719
<v Speaker 2>Stand on the end. The people on the end, yeah,

0:36:35.840 --> 0:36:39.600
<v Speaker 2>right in the family photos, the people that are the fringe,

0:36:39.760 --> 0:36:41.879
<v Speaker 2>people that are not family and there right on the end. Yeah,

0:36:41.920 --> 0:36:44.000
<v Speaker 2>you go on the end, right, Like the Morning Show,

0:36:44.000 --> 0:36:45.960
<v Speaker 2>we took group pictures and everyone's like, don't stay on

0:36:46.000 --> 0:36:48.359
<v Speaker 2>the end. They'll crop your ass. You're the first one

0:36:48.400 --> 0:36:50.440
<v Speaker 2>to go yep, that's why I was always I was

0:36:50.440 --> 0:36:53.080
<v Speaker 2>always in the in the middle. I just find I'm

0:36:53.080 --> 0:36:54.879
<v Speaker 2>a little butt heard about it. I'm not gonna lie,

0:36:55.080 --> 0:36:59.520
<v Speaker 2>I'm not. I always had to kneel. Brody mich was

0:36:59.560 --> 0:37:01.359
<v Speaker 2>in the center of the picture. No, I went into

0:37:01.400 --> 0:37:02.879
<v Speaker 2>the center. But it didn't work out for me because

0:37:02.880 --> 0:37:04.800
<v Speaker 2>they always like, oh you know what, Brody, you and

0:37:05.000 --> 0:37:06.839
<v Speaker 2>and so and so Neil in the front. So I

0:37:06.880 --> 0:37:10.359
<v Speaker 2>was on my knee, very uncomfortable. Photographs can't crop out

0:37:10.360 --> 0:37:13.320
<v Speaker 2>that person either, though. Can't come back the magic erase

0:37:13.360 --> 0:37:15.040
<v Speaker 2>pens now on the phones and everything. You can crop

0:37:15.040 --> 0:37:18.600
<v Speaker 2>out the kneels without the kneelers. Yeah, I don't know.

0:37:18.640 --> 0:37:20.400
<v Speaker 2>I just thought you'd take my side on this. I

0:37:20.440 --> 0:37:22.800
<v Speaker 2>thought for I thought, for sure you Robin should have

0:37:22.800 --> 0:37:25.840
<v Speaker 2>been invited. I'm saying, you know what, I think it

0:37:25.920 --> 0:37:30.080
<v Speaker 2>is scary. I think this person, from what I remember,

0:37:31.000 --> 0:37:35.319
<v Speaker 2>might have a closer relationship with Nate. And so if

0:37:35.320 --> 0:37:38.279
<v Speaker 2>you invite one producer on the show, someone must have said, well,

0:37:38.280 --> 0:37:40.120
<v Speaker 2>you gotta to invite your other producer, all right, fine,

0:37:40.160 --> 0:37:44.960
<v Speaker 2>invite them, right. So you were like a no, no,

0:37:45.000 --> 0:37:47.040
<v Speaker 2>You were like an also, no, I was you don't

0:37:47.120 --> 0:37:49.080
<v Speaker 2>interact with that person? A lot, do you I do,

0:37:49.200 --> 0:37:52.880
<v Speaker 2>actually really yeah a lot. Well, when you when you

0:37:52.920 --> 0:37:55.160
<v Speaker 2>speak to them, do you often bring up your your

0:37:55.239 --> 0:37:57.759
<v Speaker 2>fourteen year girlfriend and by the way, not your fourteen

0:37:57.840 --> 0:38:03.879
<v Speaker 2>year old glfriend you broke up with that fourteen years Yeah.

0:38:03.880 --> 0:38:06.680
<v Speaker 2>Do you ever say like, oh, no and so, no,

0:38:07.880 --> 0:38:11.920
<v Speaker 2>but I But regardless of that, whether you know or not,

0:38:12.560 --> 0:38:16.279
<v Speaker 2>it's common courtesy. I'm a grown ass man. I'm not

0:38:16.440 --> 0:38:19.600
<v Speaker 2>just a twelve year old boy. I'm not sixteen. I'm saying.

0:38:19.600 --> 0:38:22.440
<v Speaker 2>What I'm saying is you, whether you know or not,

0:38:22.520 --> 0:38:25.839
<v Speaker 2>I'm saying you should in me with a plus one.

0:38:25.880 --> 0:38:28.600
<v Speaker 2>I think you got you got middleman. But knowing asked

0:38:28.600 --> 0:38:31.440
<v Speaker 2>for a list and somebody didn't think to mention Robin,

0:38:31.600 --> 0:38:33.440
<v Speaker 2>that's what you should have. But even if she doesn't

0:38:33.480 --> 0:38:36.840
<v Speaker 2>know Robin, you're missing the point. I she should just

0:38:36.920 --> 0:38:39.240
<v Speaker 2>invite you with a plus one whoever you want respect,

0:38:39.719 --> 0:38:42.760
<v Speaker 2>respect the mind to just bring some No, you should

0:38:42.880 --> 0:38:45.279
<v Speaker 2>know that I'm not going to bring some rando off

0:38:45.320 --> 0:38:48.200
<v Speaker 2>the street that either I will volunteer and come solo,

0:38:48.560 --> 0:38:50.800
<v Speaker 2>or if there's someone specially in my life that I'm dating,

0:38:51.120 --> 0:38:53.400
<v Speaker 2>that I should bring them. But it's my prerogatives to

0:38:53.440 --> 0:38:57.400
<v Speaker 2>do else? Is anyone else invited by themselves? I have

0:38:57.440 --> 0:38:59.040
<v Speaker 2>to find out. I don't know that you could sit

0:38:59.080 --> 0:39:02.920
<v Speaker 2>with though, Okay, I don't know if I'm if two people,

0:39:02.960 --> 0:39:05.439
<v Speaker 2>if two people were invited with no dates, Let's say

0:39:05.480 --> 0:39:08.160
<v Speaker 2>you and Sam, even though Sam's married, you could sit

0:39:08.200 --> 0:39:11.200
<v Speaker 2>with s and Sham was invited with William. Oh, well

0:39:11.239 --> 0:39:14.400
<v Speaker 2>he's married to him married, that's okay. All of a sudden,

0:39:14.400 --> 0:39:18.080
<v Speaker 2>the marriage gives the automatic green light. I also feel

0:39:18.080 --> 0:39:20.440
<v Speaker 2>like I am when I just finished second half of

0:39:20.520 --> 0:39:23.680
<v Speaker 2>marriages and in divorce. So chances are that wedding album

0:39:23.760 --> 0:39:25.560
<v Speaker 2>or there's people that you didn't want there, and there's

0:39:25.600 --> 0:39:29.479
<v Speaker 2>total strangers. There's a fifty percent shot that they're gonna

0:39:29.480 --> 0:39:32.040
<v Speaker 2>look back at this in ten years. Okay, as advocate,

0:39:32.280 --> 0:39:34.440
<v Speaker 2>If there's a fifty percent chance of their marriage ending,

0:39:34.600 --> 0:39:36.800
<v Speaker 2>why do they want to waste an extra fucking a

0:39:36.880 --> 0:39:39.920
<v Speaker 2>couple of hundred dollars on Robin. I'm sitting now, I'm like,

0:39:40.360 --> 0:39:42.920
<v Speaker 2>our marriage didn't work, and we wasted money on that

0:39:43.120 --> 0:39:47.319
<v Speaker 2>gov own's girlfriend, or that marriage worked. They look at

0:39:47.360 --> 0:39:51.440
<v Speaker 2>these old videos and pictures and they're like that one,

0:39:51.640 --> 0:39:54.439
<v Speaker 2>that one went up in flames, that's not a good.

0:39:54.600 --> 0:39:56.640
<v Speaker 2>That was a terrible rule. Even if Robin came and

0:39:56.680 --> 0:39:58.680
<v Speaker 2>you were sitting next to Robin at the wedding, they'd

0:39:58.719 --> 0:40:01.759
<v Speaker 2>look at the picture ten So who's that guy? Who

0:40:01.800 --> 0:40:02.400
<v Speaker 2>the fuck is she?

0:40:03.480 --> 0:40:03.560
<v Speaker 5>Like?

0:40:03.640 --> 0:40:04.000
<v Speaker 10>Who's she?

0:40:04.200 --> 0:40:08.280
<v Speaker 2>No, one don't remember her name. I think that Gandhi

0:40:08.320 --> 0:40:10.839
<v Speaker 2>has a more of a connection with this person and

0:40:10.960 --> 0:40:13.600
<v Speaker 2>maybe has brought up Brandon or talked about him, or

0:40:13.600 --> 0:40:15.680
<v Speaker 2>say hey, my boyfriend's a really big fan of yours,

0:40:15.760 --> 0:40:18.680
<v Speaker 2>or you're both from the same area of the country.

0:40:18.960 --> 0:40:21.040
<v Speaker 2>I think maybe there might be some something way that

0:40:21.080 --> 0:40:23.279
<v Speaker 2>he's prop of mind with her. An exception was made

0:40:24.000 --> 0:40:27.919
<v Speaker 2>and again, uh, Robin runs your last wedding, So maybe

0:40:28.000 --> 0:40:31.000
<v Speaker 2>maybe Brandon's a better choice. I think in middle I

0:40:31.040 --> 0:40:33.720
<v Speaker 2>got your middleman slices. What do you think it's scary?

0:40:33.760 --> 0:40:37.239
<v Speaker 2>Get middlemanned and someone scary works with every day fucked him?

0:40:37.640 --> 0:40:41.000
<v Speaker 2>Or did the person having the party overlooked and didn't

0:40:41.000 --> 0:40:43.399
<v Speaker 2>do research. Hit that talkback feature on your heart radio

0:40:43.440 --> 0:40:49.160
<v Speaker 2>app Let us know it's the podcast. You could land

0:40:49.160 --> 0:40:51.360
<v Speaker 2>a plane in between the space of me talking and

0:40:51.400 --> 0:40:56.160
<v Speaker 2>you hitting that button. What you talking about willis oh?

0:40:56.840 --> 0:41:01.640
<v Speaker 2>People have been sending me videos of spoofs of Facebook

0:41:01.680 --> 0:41:05.680
<v Speaker 2>marketplace of people selling things on Facebook marketplace. So now

0:41:05.680 --> 0:41:07.560
<v Speaker 2>the new trend is to walk up to the counter

0:41:07.560 --> 0:41:10.040
<v Speaker 2>and people are doing this in different places and going

0:41:10.120 --> 0:41:12.000
<v Speaker 2>is this available? And then the person might account and

0:41:12.000 --> 0:41:16.000
<v Speaker 2>goes yes, and then they just walk away because that's

0:41:16.000 --> 0:41:20.760
<v Speaker 2>what happens constantly. So I have started labeling some things

0:41:20.760 --> 0:41:24.600
<v Speaker 2>that I post as it's available and then the item

0:41:24.840 --> 0:41:29.200
<v Speaker 2>right so that it says it entitle So this I

0:41:29.239 --> 0:41:30.960
<v Speaker 2>got two scams this week. Let me tell you about

0:41:30.960 --> 0:41:35.600
<v Speaker 2>the scams. I put up an item, a kid's item

0:41:35.719 --> 0:41:39.280
<v Speaker 2>from that my kids outgrew, and I got an immediate

0:41:39.320 --> 0:41:42.759
<v Speaker 2>post is is this still available? I want to pick

0:41:42.840 --> 0:41:47.600
<v Speaker 2>up it? Please text my cell? Who says that? First

0:41:47.640 --> 0:41:49.200
<v Speaker 2>of all, who says I want to pick up it?

0:41:49.680 --> 0:41:52.040
<v Speaker 2>And then who says please text my cell? What else

0:41:52.040 --> 0:41:54.600
<v Speaker 2>would I text your toaster oven? You're fucking idiot. And

0:41:54.640 --> 0:41:57.200
<v Speaker 2>then there's an area code that's nowhere near where I live.

0:41:57.440 --> 0:41:59.839
<v Speaker 2>I know area codes move around, but still nowhere near live.

0:42:00.000 --> 0:42:02.799
<v Speaker 2>Then I get another one, is this still available? I

0:42:02.840 --> 0:42:06.440
<v Speaker 2>want to buy? Please text my cell at another Rando

0:42:06.960 --> 0:42:10.719
<v Speaker 2>area code. I want to buy if you try to,

0:42:10.760 --> 0:42:13.440
<v Speaker 2>so I want to write them back like you scamming bastard,

0:42:13.440 --> 0:42:15.640
<v Speaker 2>you have nothing better to do, but immediately wouldn't go

0:42:15.680 --> 0:42:18.239
<v Speaker 2>through because they'd already left the group, which means it's

0:42:18.239 --> 0:42:22.080
<v Speaker 2>a scam again. So this other item scary. I'm selling

0:42:22.080 --> 0:42:24.680
<v Speaker 2>this item, it's called it's available, and then what it

0:42:24.719 --> 0:42:28.160
<v Speaker 2>is and I'm asking ninety five dollars for it? Scary?

0:42:28.440 --> 0:42:35.040
<v Speaker 2>What did what did remy offer me for it? Remy? Yeah,

0:42:35.040 --> 0:42:39.040
<v Speaker 2>my ninety five dollar thing. Remy. Oh, she offered you

0:42:39.080 --> 0:42:42.560
<v Speaker 2>forty five dollars for it, right, thirty five dollars. I'll

0:42:42.600 --> 0:42:47.120
<v Speaker 2>come now, I said. I said, no, not a chance.

0:42:47.440 --> 0:42:50.600
<v Speaker 2>Then have I have something that's four hundred and forty

0:42:50.719 --> 0:42:55.359
<v Speaker 2>five dollars okay, that I'm selling on the marketplace. This

0:42:55.400 --> 0:42:58.680
<v Speaker 2>person sent me one hundred and fifty and pick up

0:42:58.680 --> 0:43:03.520
<v Speaker 2>today or tomorrow. So I said, four hundred and forty dollars,

0:43:03.800 --> 0:43:07.320
<v Speaker 2>pick up whenever you like. They'll offered me one hundred

0:43:07.320 --> 0:43:09.640
<v Speaker 2>and fifty on a four hundred and forty five dollars item.

0:43:09.719 --> 0:43:13.680
<v Speaker 2>So this person wrote, I'm selling something that was my

0:43:13.840 --> 0:43:16.200
<v Speaker 2>that was my my father's, that I've had in the

0:43:16.239 --> 0:43:19.960
<v Speaker 2>house forever. It's an old piece of electronic equipment. It's

0:43:19.960 --> 0:43:25.680
<v Speaker 2>a collector's item. Six hundred and twenty five dollars scary. Yeah,

0:43:26.160 --> 0:43:29.040
<v Speaker 2>This person writes, what is the lowest? Now? In now.

0:43:29.320 --> 0:43:32.640
<v Speaker 2>By the time this person wrote that they wanted to

0:43:33.000 --> 0:43:38.120
<v Speaker 2>bid on it, I had already written, already have offers

0:43:38.800 --> 0:43:42.799
<v Speaker 2>for six hundred, meaning don't offer me four hundred, I've

0:43:42.800 --> 0:43:47.200
<v Speaker 2>already This person wrote, what is the lowest you would consider?

0:43:48.000 --> 0:43:50.600
<v Speaker 2>I said six, like it says in the post. This

0:43:50.640 --> 0:43:56.759
<v Speaker 2>person says, are you flexible on the price, to which

0:43:56.760 --> 0:44:00.000
<v Speaker 2>I replied, it actually says I'm not. In the descript

0:44:02.480 --> 0:44:05.480
<v Speaker 2>this person says five hundred cash in hand, I'll be

0:44:05.600 --> 0:44:12.120
<v Speaker 2>right over. I said, no, you will not. This person said,

0:44:12.520 --> 0:44:15.040
<v Speaker 2>this is an old piece of equipment. A lot can

0:44:15.080 --> 0:44:18.319
<v Speaker 2>happen in thirty years. You should be asking less, I

0:44:18.400 --> 0:44:21.320
<v Speaker 2>said most people. First of all, it says in description,

0:44:21.440 --> 0:44:24.200
<v Speaker 2>probably doesn't work. I said, I don't care what happened

0:44:24.200 --> 0:44:26.399
<v Speaker 2>to it. I'm selling it as is. And by the way,

0:44:26.440 --> 0:44:30.240
<v Speaker 2>a lot is two words because they spell it alot. Wow.

0:44:31.040 --> 0:44:34.279
<v Speaker 2>This person wrote, I wonder what would interest you for

0:44:34.400 --> 0:44:37.680
<v Speaker 2>a trade for this vintage item of yours? So I wrote,

0:44:37.960 --> 0:44:40.400
<v Speaker 2>six hundred and forty dollars would be a wonderful trade

0:44:40.480 --> 0:44:42.560
<v Speaker 2>that would be of interest of me. So they wrote

0:44:42.640 --> 0:44:45.040
<v Speaker 2>like a hahaha, No, seriously, what would you like to

0:44:45.040 --> 0:44:48.000
<v Speaker 2>trade for it? And I said six hundred dollar bills

0:44:48.040 --> 0:44:57.440
<v Speaker 2>and two twenties. They unfollowed it. This person said, oh,

0:44:57.680 --> 0:45:00.520
<v Speaker 2>will you sell it for three hundred since it's tested?

0:45:00.960 --> 0:45:04.360
<v Speaker 2>And I said, I listed it's untested in the in

0:45:04.440 --> 0:45:08.640
<v Speaker 2>the post, so I'm asking six hundred and forty based

0:45:08.680 --> 0:45:10.160
<v Speaker 2>on the fact I know it's untested.

0:45:10.360 --> 0:45:10.480
<v Speaker 4>Right.

0:45:10.560 --> 0:45:11.839
<v Speaker 2>So they were back, yeah, but you don't know whether

0:45:11.840 --> 0:45:14.600
<v Speaker 2>it works or not. Exactly right, because if I knew

0:45:14.880 --> 0:45:17.200
<v Speaker 2>if I knew it worked, maybe I would have charged

0:45:17.239 --> 0:45:19.839
<v Speaker 2>nine hundred dollars for it. Right on eBay, it's selling

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<v Speaker 2>for eleven hundred the ones that work assholes. I'll give

0:45:22.800 --> 0:45:25.920
<v Speaker 2>you three hundred because it's untested untested. This person wrote,

0:45:26.160 --> 0:45:29.920
<v Speaker 2>very nice stereo. Are you open to offers? And I said,

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<v Speaker 2>do you mean am I?

0:45:31.440 --> 0:45:31.520
<v Speaker 3>Am?

0:45:31.560 --> 0:45:36.600
<v Speaker 2>I open to getting less money I'm asking for No,

0:45:37.200 --> 0:45:40.520
<v Speaker 2>I already have office of six hundred dollars. Oh, because

0:45:40.520 --> 0:45:43.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm only thirty five minutes away and I was ready,

0:45:43.280 --> 0:45:45.080
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to offer you five hundred cash in hand.

0:45:45.520 --> 0:45:47.680
<v Speaker 2>I said, again, I've got an offer of six hundred.

0:45:47.800 --> 0:45:51.320
<v Speaker 2>Why would I take five hundred. There's another item I'm selling.

0:45:51.400 --> 0:45:54.799
<v Speaker 2>It's called It's available. That's it. It's available. But what

0:45:54.840 --> 0:45:58.800
<v Speaker 2>it is? This person writes, Hi, David, is this still available?

0:46:00.080 --> 0:46:04.200
<v Speaker 2>I wrote, no, this person. On the original post of

0:46:04.239 --> 0:46:06.719
<v Speaker 2>the radio I'm selling for six forty, they put a

0:46:06.719 --> 0:46:12.160
<v Speaker 2>smiley face ahaha laughing emoji. So I said, I'm sorry, sir,

0:46:12.280 --> 0:46:16.479
<v Speaker 2>what's funny about my post? The insane price? Good luck?

0:46:16.520 --> 0:46:19.560
<v Speaker 2>You'll never get that except for the fact that you

0:46:19.560 --> 0:46:22.359
<v Speaker 2>haven't offer already. Yeah, I said, except for the fact

0:46:22.440 --> 0:46:24.799
<v Speaker 2>I already sold it. The guy's coming Saturday to pick

0:46:24.800 --> 0:46:27.880
<v Speaker 2>it up. And then someone else wrote, don't be jealous.

0:46:28.080 --> 0:46:30.480
<v Speaker 2>They're going for much more money on eBay. But this

0:46:30.520 --> 0:46:32.200
<v Speaker 2>guy was like, oh, you live a good that money.

0:46:32.440 --> 0:46:40.719
<v Speaker 2>I got that money, Go fuck yourself. Facebook Marketplace, I

0:46:40.760 --> 0:46:43.520
<v Speaker 2>gotta say, man, this sounds like a lot of stress

0:46:43.560 --> 0:46:46.040
<v Speaker 2>to me. I don't know that this is a part

0:46:46.040 --> 0:46:48.880
<v Speaker 2>of Facebook that I never I click on ever, because

0:46:49.160 --> 0:46:52.920
<v Speaker 2>this would be my life. My life would be answering

0:46:52.960 --> 0:46:58.719
<v Speaker 2>these trolls back, these morons, morons, How do you handle it? Well, No,

0:46:58.800 --> 0:47:01.000
<v Speaker 2>there are trolls on there because there are people there

0:47:01.040 --> 0:47:04.560
<v Speaker 2>that try and be little good people. No, there's good people,

0:47:04.880 --> 0:47:06.719
<v Speaker 2>and and and again. The guy's coming tomorrow and I

0:47:06.719 --> 0:47:08.239
<v Speaker 2>already spoke to him on the phone. Got we do

0:47:08.320 --> 0:47:10.719
<v Speaker 2>the shit. Yeah, but you know it's cash. I don't

0:47:10.719 --> 0:47:13.759
<v Speaker 2>have to give an eBay percentage. Fucking eBay fucked me,

0:47:13.920 --> 0:47:15.719
<v Speaker 2>by the way, because none of you have to give

0:47:15.719 --> 0:47:18.400
<v Speaker 2>like thirteen percent of his sales. But now if you

0:47:18.480 --> 0:47:22.080
<v Speaker 2>sell more than six hundred dollars, you have to pay

0:47:22.160 --> 0:47:24.600
<v Speaker 2>income tax on that. So I have to pay another

0:47:24.640 --> 0:47:27.920
<v Speaker 2>fifteen point three percent on top I've already lost fifteen

0:47:27.920 --> 0:47:32.680
<v Speaker 2>percent Debay. It's becoming very difficult to make money because

0:47:32.719 --> 0:47:39.520
<v Speaker 2>everybody's taking some of it my money. You know why

0:47:39.560 --> 0:47:41.960
<v Speaker 2>we have we have talkbacks in a little while, and

0:47:42.000 --> 0:47:43.759
<v Speaker 2>we have sound I got to play right, but yeah,

0:47:43.800 --> 0:47:47.560
<v Speaker 2>and we also Brody, you went behind my back and

0:47:47.640 --> 0:47:50.839
<v Speaker 2>I did, and you wrote a parody song based on

0:47:50.920 --> 0:47:53.399
<v Speaker 2>what we were talking about a couple of episodes ago,

0:47:54.239 --> 0:47:56.960
<v Speaker 2>when my parents talking about well, I'm going to reiterate it,

0:47:57.080 --> 0:48:01.359
<v Speaker 2>my parent iterate it. My parents decide I did to go. Yeah,

0:48:01.400 --> 0:48:06.760
<v Speaker 2>my father went shopping for family a family tombstone because

0:48:07.360 --> 0:48:10.640
<v Speaker 2>basics of what tombstone A plot of one of those headstones,

0:48:10.680 --> 0:48:14.120
<v Speaker 2>the gravestone because we figured we got to get a

0:48:14.160 --> 0:48:18.040
<v Speaker 2>bargain now, so I didn't. I was very weirded out

0:48:18.120 --> 0:48:23.000
<v Speaker 2>by seeing my name the scary on a name of

0:48:23.040 --> 0:48:27.080
<v Speaker 2>a gravestone. You know, before it's before, before it's time.

0:48:27.320 --> 0:48:29.680
<v Speaker 2>You know what I'm saying. It's wide enough for the

0:48:29.760 --> 0:48:32.720
<v Speaker 2>five of you. And then three spouts the whole plot,

0:48:32.840 --> 0:48:37.400
<v Speaker 2>the whole thing, right, Yes, So they went shopping like now.

0:48:37.920 --> 0:48:40.520
<v Speaker 2>I mean, it's it's just weird to me. And I

0:48:40.600 --> 0:48:42.560
<v Speaker 2>was creeping out the thing I would do to save money,

0:48:42.560 --> 0:48:44.759
<v Speaker 2>but even I wouldn't do that. It's crept out. It's

0:48:44.800 --> 0:48:47.319
<v Speaker 2>creeped out. So anyway, you just started to take the

0:48:47.360 --> 0:48:49.319
<v Speaker 2>ball and run with it. So I made a little

0:48:49.360 --> 0:48:52.759
<v Speaker 2>I made a little song parody about the family gravestone.

0:48:53.800 --> 0:48:55.879
<v Speaker 2>Do we want to hear that for me? Yeah, let's

0:48:55.880 --> 0:49:03.400
<v Speaker 2>hear it. Oh my god, I can't believe it. Serious

0:49:03.520 --> 0:49:09.160
<v Speaker 2>Headstone movie about somewhere.

0:49:11.160 --> 0:49:23.799
<v Speaker 8>When they are his story, serious the family, when they're

0:49:23.880 --> 0:49:26.279
<v Speaker 8>all the side.

0:49:26.239 --> 0:49:34.399
<v Speaker 2>You'll be the time wow for the family when they're

0:49:34.440 --> 0:49:37.880
<v Speaker 2>his stories Stones. Thanks, thank you so much. There, David Brody,

0:49:38.320 --> 0:49:40.319
<v Speaker 2>there you go. We'll step now. We got some sound listen,

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah we do, we do? Yeah, all right, let's play.

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<v Speaker 2>You have drain Weasel. Excuse me, I gotta go drain

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<v Speaker 2>the weasel. Yeah, do you have the clip called drain Weasel?

0:49:51.680 --> 0:49:54.200
<v Speaker 2>Imann tell you what about what it's about first? Now,

0:49:54.200 --> 0:49:56.520
<v Speaker 2>it's one of these infomercial commercials, like you know, all

0:49:56.520 --> 0:49:58.520
<v Speaker 2>the all the ones with the bulb head ones that

0:49:58.560 --> 0:50:01.200
<v Speaker 2>we did, like don't now before they're all going, we're

0:50:01.200 --> 0:50:04.160
<v Speaker 2>going out of business. I want you to read. At

0:50:04.239 --> 0:50:06.879
<v Speaker 2>the last thing you hear is the announcer telling you

0:50:07.520 --> 0:50:10.080
<v Speaker 2>how great this thing is and then tell me what's

0:50:10.080 --> 0:50:13.200
<v Speaker 2>wrong with his one thing he says that's great that

0:50:13.280 --> 0:50:15.879
<v Speaker 2>this product has. That's like you listen to it, gad

0:50:19.760 --> 0:50:20.279
<v Speaker 2>any day.

0:50:20.280 --> 0:50:20.440
<v Speaker 7>Now.

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<v Speaker 4>Drain Weasel the amazing new drain steak that unblocks blog

0:50:24.120 --> 0:50:28.239
<v Speaker 4>drains in seconds, So fast, so easy, anyone could do it.

0:50:28.320 --> 0:50:31.399
<v Speaker 4>The drain Wheasel removes blockages from Andy shower you see

0:50:31.680 --> 0:50:36.000
<v Speaker 4>tough Andy drain and drain Weazel has over twenty thousand reviews.

0:50:38.280 --> 0:50:42.360
<v Speaker 2>Catch that drain Weasel has over twenty thousand reviews.

0:50:43.960 --> 0:50:46.879
<v Speaker 4>Anyone could do it. The drain Weasel removes blockages from

0:50:46.920 --> 0:50:50.680
<v Speaker 4>Andy shower you see tough any drain man. Drain Weazel

0:50:50.760 --> 0:50:53.120
<v Speaker 4>has over twenty thousand reviews.

0:50:53.800 --> 0:50:58.080
<v Speaker 2>And and does he say they're five star reviews? Does

0:50:58.120 --> 0:50:59.120
<v Speaker 2>he say they're good reviews?

0:50:59.160 --> 0:50:59.279
<v Speaker 7>Now?

0:50:59.520 --> 0:51:02.399
<v Speaker 2>They just have twenty thousand reviews? Yes, what if they're

0:51:02.440 --> 0:51:04.560
<v Speaker 2>all you suck? Yeah they could be. It could be

0:51:04.600 --> 0:51:06.760
<v Speaker 2>a one it could be a one star product.

0:51:06.920 --> 0:51:07.120
<v Speaker 9>Right.

0:51:07.239 --> 0:51:09.640
<v Speaker 2>They absolutely have to be bad reviews because he doesn't

0:51:09.680 --> 0:51:12.360
<v Speaker 2>say they're good. Yeah, that would have been a highlight.

0:51:13.000 --> 0:51:13.239
<v Speaker 11>Right.

0:51:13.480 --> 0:51:16.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm doing a commercial right now and for an unknown

0:51:16.480 --> 0:51:21.280
<v Speaker 2>product and unnamed we can't ful and I specifically say

0:51:21.800 --> 0:51:26.880
<v Speaker 2>over twenty thousand and five star reviews, right, And what

0:51:26.920 --> 0:51:29.000
<v Speaker 2>that doesn't tell you is how the reviews are there

0:51:29.040 --> 0:51:31.400
<v Speaker 2>in total? Are there one hundred thousand reviews?

0:51:31.600 --> 0:51:31.839
<v Speaker 6>Right?

0:51:31.920 --> 0:51:34.360
<v Speaker 2>And some of them were one star and only twenty

0:51:34.400 --> 0:51:37.000
<v Speaker 2>thousand of five? Right, So it's nothing. That's one of

0:51:37.080 --> 0:51:41.000
<v Speaker 2>all the averages. It's all relative, all relative. Right, So yeah,

0:51:41.080 --> 0:51:47.279
<v Speaker 2>drain weasel over twenty thousand reviews and nothing. Okay, Yeah,

0:51:47.280 --> 0:51:51.080
<v Speaker 2>I have the clip Deuce Vaughan won. Yeah. Deuce Vaughan

0:51:51.280 --> 0:51:53.919
<v Speaker 2>is one of the three running backs on the Dallas Cowboys,

0:51:54.760 --> 0:51:57.359
<v Speaker 2>and this announcer is talking about all three of them.

0:51:57.680 --> 0:52:00.359
<v Speaker 2>I want you to tell me what what Mister one's

0:52:00.360 --> 0:52:04.080
<v Speaker 2>first name is according to this announcer, ALLUS offense.

0:52:04.160 --> 0:52:06.680
<v Speaker 12>You know, I'm excited to see what they do as

0:52:06.800 --> 0:52:09.799
<v Speaker 12>the season progresses because I think they've got an outstanding

0:52:09.840 --> 0:52:10.560
<v Speaker 12>running back group.

0:52:11.239 --> 0:52:13.440
<v Speaker 2>Tony Palmard is the lead guy, no question about that.

0:52:13.480 --> 0:52:16.200
<v Speaker 12>But Rico Dalado when he gets in there, he's very dynamic,

0:52:16.560 --> 0:52:20.400
<v Speaker 12>very physical. Duche Vaughan is very unique with his skill set.

0:52:21.520 --> 0:52:24.239
<v Speaker 2>Did you hear it? Can you make it any louder,

0:52:24.239 --> 0:52:28.440
<v Speaker 2>by the way, any louder? That was very loud? All right,

0:52:28.480 --> 0:52:29.839
<v Speaker 2>now play play clock two.

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<v Speaker 12>I'm excited to see what they do as the season

0:52:32.840 --> 0:52:36.080
<v Speaker 12>progresses because I think they've got an outstanding running back group.

0:52:36.719 --> 0:52:37.680
<v Speaker 7>Tony Palmard is the.

0:52:37.640 --> 0:52:40.040
<v Speaker 12>Lead guy, no question about that. But Rico Dalado when

0:52:40.040 --> 0:52:42.600
<v Speaker 12>he gets in there, he's very dynamic, very physical.

0:52:42.760 --> 0:52:47.919
<v Speaker 2>Dude Vaughan is very unique. Dude, play the isolated one,

0:52:48.400 --> 0:52:50.000
<v Speaker 2>the shorter versions that like Douchevan.

0:52:50.080 --> 0:52:55.800
<v Speaker 13>To me, Vaughn is very unique. Dude's Vaughn is. Dude's

0:52:55.840 --> 0:53:02.799
<v Speaker 13>Vaughn is very unique. He called him Douchevanche Vaughan. All right,

0:53:04.000 --> 0:53:07.040
<v Speaker 13>there's a clip here called OCD, right yep. Now you

0:53:07.040 --> 0:53:11.080
<v Speaker 13>know OCD is what it means, your obsessive compulsive disorder,

0:53:12.360 --> 0:53:14.720
<v Speaker 13>and it means you may have to, like like Danielle,

0:53:14.760 --> 0:53:16.040
<v Speaker 13>has to go out the same door she came in.

0:53:16.080 --> 0:53:18.839
<v Speaker 13>If a room has two doors, you obsessed about things, Well,

0:53:18.880 --> 0:53:21.040
<v Speaker 13>you have to do things repeated over and over and

0:53:21.080 --> 0:53:23.480
<v Speaker 13>over again a certain amount of times. Yeah, and everyone says, oh,

0:53:23.480 --> 0:53:26.480
<v Speaker 13>I'm OCD, but they don't mean they're really OCD. This

0:53:26.520 --> 0:53:29.000
<v Speaker 13>is a guy on the Fantasy Football channel on Sirius

0:53:29.120 --> 0:53:32.480
<v Speaker 13>XM who claims he's OCD. Listen to the clip and

0:53:32.520 --> 0:53:34.839
<v Speaker 13>you tell me if he's OCD.

0:53:34.520 --> 0:53:37.960
<v Speaker 2>Thirty two helmets to just flip them around. It's that

0:53:38.080 --> 0:53:39.839
<v Speaker 2>long of the process. Roads come on.

0:53:40.239 --> 0:53:43.080
<v Speaker 14>My kitchen downstairs is still a disaster from breakfast this morning,

0:53:43.120 --> 0:53:43.880
<v Speaker 14>so I didn't have time.

0:53:43.760 --> 0:53:44.480
<v Speaker 15>To clean it up after.

0:53:44.520 --> 0:53:47.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but you might have OCD up and getting ready

0:53:47.120 --> 0:53:47.319
<v Speaker 2>for it.

0:53:48.360 --> 0:53:49.680
<v Speaker 16>You can't get cleaned at some point.

0:53:49.719 --> 0:53:50.600
<v Speaker 17>But I gotta tell you.

0:53:51.960 --> 0:53:54.839
<v Speaker 2>I got oc D. I can't I listen, I can't

0:53:54.880 --> 0:53:57.880
<v Speaker 2>stand I can't stand still. Soundery yells on me all

0:53:57.880 --> 0:54:00.279
<v Speaker 2>the time because I'm on the show. At somebody's text me.

0:54:00.360 --> 0:54:03.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, that's not These are not examples of o

0:54:03.960 --> 0:54:04.680
<v Speaker 2>c D.

0:54:05.320 --> 0:54:05.400
<v Speaker 8>No.

0:54:05.520 --> 0:54:09.040
<v Speaker 2>My point is as if he he he keeps saying it,

0:54:09.440 --> 0:54:12.600
<v Speaker 2>so he cain't help himself because he has. So you're saying.

0:54:12.600 --> 0:54:15.400
<v Speaker 2>What you're saying is he's leaning into his own problem,

0:54:16.280 --> 0:54:18.360
<v Speaker 2>illustrating it by saying it over and over again. He

0:54:18.400 --> 0:54:21.400
<v Speaker 2>has OCD, right, So now I believe him. No, but

0:54:21.800 --> 0:54:24.040
<v Speaker 2>he said it like four more times. He's like Peter Malar.

0:54:24.120 --> 0:54:26.400
<v Speaker 2>He keeps saying it. But he did say but he

0:54:26.440 --> 0:54:28.279
<v Speaker 2>also said some things that don't sound like an O

0:54:28.360 --> 0:54:30.880
<v Speaker 2>c D problem. Today he was talking No, he was

0:54:30.920 --> 0:54:33.720
<v Speaker 2>talking about how he organizes it. I can't still still

0:54:35.239 --> 0:54:36.840
<v Speaker 2>not sitting to be able to sit still is a

0:54:36.880 --> 0:54:39.560
<v Speaker 2>fidget problem. Has nothing to do with O c D. Right,

0:54:39.560 --> 0:54:41.839
<v Speaker 2>it's right, it's a. It's a. It's right, hyperactive, it's

0:54:41.840 --> 0:54:44.640
<v Speaker 2>not O c D. Then he was talking about because

0:54:44.640 --> 0:54:47.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm on the show and somebody's texted me. I'm host,

0:54:47.719 --> 0:54:50.160
<v Speaker 2>like someone's texting him. Has nothing to do with being

0:54:50.160 --> 0:54:53.160
<v Speaker 2>O c D. Right, right, But he keeps saying he is,

0:54:53.400 --> 0:54:55.640
<v Speaker 2>over and over and over again. Okay, I thought you,

0:54:55.920 --> 0:54:59.200
<v Speaker 2>I thought you. Well, then that's we're playing that clip

0:54:59.200 --> 0:55:02.279
<v Speaker 2>for two different reasons. I got something else out of it. Then,

0:55:02.320 --> 0:55:05.440
<v Speaker 2>you know whatever, Okay, I I think I told you

0:55:05.600 --> 0:55:07.080
<v Speaker 2>was it during the podcast? I think I told you

0:55:07.080 --> 0:55:12.319
<v Speaker 2>about Nicki Latarulo. Who's gonna be your new favorite Nicky? Yes, hey,

0:55:12.440 --> 0:55:15.560
<v Speaker 2>Nicki Latarulo, she's on s n Y. She's fantastic. She

0:55:15.880 --> 0:55:19.239
<v Speaker 2>speaks like every girl we grew up with. But you know,

0:55:19.680 --> 0:55:23.399
<v Speaker 2>when you take a word that's plural or ends an

0:55:23.520 --> 0:55:26.799
<v Speaker 2>s and you want to make it possessive, you would say,

0:55:26.840 --> 0:55:32.279
<v Speaker 2>like Elvis's car, right, but Elvis isn't plural, right, but

0:55:32.320 --> 0:55:35.680
<v Speaker 2>Elvis isn't plural, it's singular. Listen to she. I guess

0:55:35.680 --> 0:55:39.279
<v Speaker 2>she must have read the teleprompter and it had an apostrophe.

0:55:39.560 --> 0:55:42.479
<v Speaker 2>But listen now, she says the name of the football team,

0:55:43.880 --> 0:55:50.919
<v Speaker 2>which clip is this? Giants one? I don't have it, seriously, Yeah,

0:55:51.280 --> 0:55:53.600
<v Speaker 2>not part of this package. Sorry, I'm now playing off

0:55:53.600 --> 0:55:56.000
<v Speaker 2>my phone. Play off my phone, then hold up a.

0:55:56.920 --> 0:56:00.520
<v Speaker 10>Stadium where we'll hear from Brian Dable on the Giants

0:56:00.600 --> 0:56:03.160
<v Speaker 10>Final regular the.

0:56:03.120 --> 0:56:07.480
<v Speaker 2>Giants is the Giants is final? Two Giants Final? Oh

0:56:07.520 --> 0:56:10.640
<v Speaker 2>my god, that's great. The Giant's just to be Giants Final.

0:56:10.640 --> 0:56:14.920
<v Speaker 2>Tune up the Giants Final. Yeah, okay again, lover, but

0:56:15.040 --> 0:56:18.560
<v Speaker 2>you can't say Giants is Okay? That doesn't make a

0:56:18.680 --> 0:56:24.480
<v Speaker 2>right all right? This podcast, by the way, over five

0:56:24.520 --> 0:56:30.200
<v Speaker 2>thousand reviews. Yeah, what about his back and World Champs

0:56:30.239 --> 0:56:32.759
<v Speaker 2>and none of that's Oh? Oh yes, what's wrong with

0:56:32.800 --> 0:56:35.480
<v Speaker 2>this guy? Play with his back? What's wrong with this guy?

0:56:36.600 --> 0:56:40.239
<v Speaker 2>Shot Jose in the rear of his back, the rear

0:56:40.600 --> 0:56:44.719
<v Speaker 2>back and the rear's back. That's hysterical. Yeah, on the

0:56:44.760 --> 0:56:48.440
<v Speaker 2>rear of his back. World Champions. Play it. I don't

0:56:48.440 --> 0:56:50.799
<v Speaker 2>remember what it is, but play it. But I congratulated

0:56:50.880 --> 0:56:54.000
<v Speaker 2>the Indie Edge team that won the World Series for

0:56:54.040 --> 0:56:56.880
<v Speaker 2>the second row in a year. Oh, they won for

0:56:56.920 --> 0:57:00.720
<v Speaker 2>the second row in a year. That's just yeah. Second

0:57:00.719 --> 0:57:03.839
<v Speaker 2>wrote right in the World Series for the second rower

0:57:03.840 --> 0:57:07.719
<v Speaker 2>in a year. That's just No. A person with dyslexier

0:57:08.560 --> 0:57:13.120
<v Speaker 2>talking backwards to the state, it's odd. All right, we'll

0:57:13.200 --> 0:57:15.320
<v Speaker 2>play findings. Okay.

0:57:16.400 --> 0:57:19.720
<v Speaker 18>Family members have said that they actually got treatment for it.

0:57:19.800 --> 0:57:21.920
<v Speaker 18>This really backs up other findings we found that.

0:57:23.120 --> 0:57:25.640
<v Speaker 2>It backs up the findings, the findings they found. They

0:57:25.640 --> 0:57:27.600
<v Speaker 2>found the findings. What else would you do with the

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<v Speaker 2>findings behind them? Yeah, if I have my thirteen year

0:57:30.200 --> 0:57:34.080
<v Speaker 2>old on here? Oh oh uh, this clip, what is

0:57:34.120 --> 0:57:37.120
<v Speaker 2>he talking about? Because anyone on and it made it sense,

0:57:37.160 --> 0:57:38.760
<v Speaker 2>But what does he sound like he's talking about it's

0:57:38.760 --> 0:57:41.960
<v Speaker 2>a dog food commercial. Thirteen year old X like a

0:57:42.000 --> 0:57:46.960
<v Speaker 2>puppy him. The thirteen year old acts like a puppy. Yeah,

0:57:47.080 --> 0:57:48.840
<v Speaker 2>that's that's what he said. He's talking about dog food.

0:57:49.840 --> 0:57:53.000
<v Speaker 2>Thirteen year old X like a puppy him. Okay, my

0:57:53.120 --> 0:57:55.920
<v Speaker 2>thirteen year old acts like a puppy again. All right,

0:57:55.960 --> 0:57:58.560
<v Speaker 2>I said that was weird. All right, listen that mind

0:57:58.680 --> 0:58:01.760
<v Speaker 2>mind blowing. A fine looking penis. By the way, fine

0:58:01.840 --> 0:58:05.120
<v Speaker 2>a fine looking penis in it. It's a fine looking penis.

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<v Speaker 19>And now.

0:58:07.240 --> 0:58:10.080
<v Speaker 2>Did you just sit down a fine looking penis? Hey,

0:58:10.480 --> 0:58:15.520
<v Speaker 2>the other day I blew up on the radio. What now,

0:58:17.360 --> 0:58:19.920
<v Speaker 2>like me? It's fourth qu Yeah right, it's fourth quarter scary,

0:58:19.960 --> 0:58:24.480
<v Speaker 2>so you know I'm blowing up these days, dude. Okay,

0:58:25.920 --> 0:58:29.320
<v Speaker 2>you guys have heard of bagels. We've talked to everyone

0:58:29.320 --> 0:58:30.680
<v Speaker 2>knows what a bagel is, or if you're from the

0:58:30.720 --> 0:58:34.680
<v Speaker 2>Philadelphia area, baggle, a bagel, a begel, a begel. And

0:58:34.720 --> 0:58:36.960
<v Speaker 2>then we we've heard of Bali's. It's a it's a

0:58:37.000 --> 0:58:39.160
<v Speaker 2>regional thing. By the way, the thing you're about to

0:58:39.160 --> 0:58:42.520
<v Speaker 2>mention is unrelated to yes, yes it is. Okay, but

0:58:42.600 --> 0:58:44.840
<v Speaker 2>some people called it a bali. We talked about it

0:58:44.840 --> 0:58:47.480
<v Speaker 2>on the air, but it's not. You know what a

0:58:47.480 --> 0:58:52.680
<v Speaker 2>bagel is. Think of what a flagel is. A flagel

0:58:53.280 --> 0:58:58.480
<v Speaker 2>is a flatlatlaned bagel, a flat bagel, a flailing bagel.

0:58:58.720 --> 0:59:01.919
<v Speaker 2>It is a flat bagel. It is a bagel. Yeah,

0:59:01.920 --> 0:59:05.880
<v Speaker 2>that has been flat bagel compressed. It's it's it's usually wider,

0:59:06.000 --> 0:59:10.520
<v Speaker 2>it's it's bigger, but it's got it's arguably has less dough,

0:59:10.560 --> 0:59:13.120
<v Speaker 2>but although there's been arguments that say that it has

0:59:13.200 --> 0:59:15.280
<v Speaker 2>just as much dough. But it's it's kind of flat.

0:59:15.400 --> 0:59:18.439
<v Speaker 2>It's denser, but it's a flat basar people who think

0:59:18.440 --> 0:59:22.000
<v Speaker 2>it has less though. Danielle and I ordered flagels for

0:59:22.040 --> 0:59:26.080
<v Speaker 2>breakfast because it's just a plain flagel. Mm hm and

0:59:26.120 --> 0:59:29.120
<v Speaker 2>what is they what do they show up with a bagel?

0:59:29.560 --> 0:59:33.400
<v Speaker 2>Just a bagel, uncut bagel. I'm like, wait a second, Oh,

0:59:33.520 --> 0:59:35.960
<v Speaker 2>speaking of uncut bagels that I mentioned the penises in Britain,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a mighty fine bagel you got there, that's a

0:59:38.480 --> 0:59:42.320
<v Speaker 2>mighty fine bagel in it. Yeah, and it, dude, a

0:59:42.360 --> 0:59:45.000
<v Speaker 2>bagel is not a flagel, and a flagel is not

0:59:45.080 --> 0:59:48.080
<v Speaker 2>a bagel. But but a man, which is a meal.

0:59:48.360 --> 0:59:51.200
<v Speaker 2>I was so angry and then Gandhi caught me in

0:59:51.280 --> 0:59:55.080
<v Speaker 2>one of my worst moments because I was screaming. She

0:59:55.120 --> 0:59:57.840
<v Speaker 2>put a filter on me. I saw that. By the way,

0:59:58.040 --> 1:00:01.880
<v Speaker 2>kudos to Gandhi. Brilliant, brilliant use of the filter. I

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<v Speaker 2>was pissed off beyond belief because there's a big difference

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<v Speaker 2>if you don't have it. Let me know, I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>gonna want to bag I'm not gonna want a bagel.

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<v Speaker 2>I wanted a flag I was in the mood. This

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<v Speaker 2>person who packed it, you know, decided, well, it's close enough,

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<v Speaker 2>it's in the family. But there it was a bagel

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<v Speaker 2>that was flatter than the other ones. But no, but

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<v Speaker 2>there's the flagel. When you toast it is different. It

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<v Speaker 2>has a crunch to it. There's a lot more going

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<v Speaker 2>on there, right, because when you toast a bagel, it

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't crunch. My point is, if you order something mm hmm,

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<v Speaker 2>expect to get either either pack and either deliver what's

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<v Speaker 2>ordered or just say you don't have it, don't try

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<v Speaker 2>and replace it. What's the difference between you and me.

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<v Speaker 2>I always get what I order. I never have yeah, right,

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<v Speaker 2>and if I have anything's wrong, I just roll with it,

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<v Speaker 2>but don't take liberties and replace the item. There's a

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<v Speaker 2>specific reason why I ordered a flagel and not a bagel,

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<v Speaker 2>because I was moved for a flagel. I understand that

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<v Speaker 2>you were. It was a flagrant a mistake on that pot.

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<v Speaker 2>They fucked you off and they wanted to make the money,

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<v Speaker 2>and I paid two twenty five extra for this flagel. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>so what happened when you called? What did you get

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<v Speaker 2>to two dollars twenty five cents more than a bagel? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>they got to pay the guy to sit on it. Dude,

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<v Speaker 2>I got ra But what did you get when you called?

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<v Speaker 2>I got a bit. I didn't call. Oh, we we sat?

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<v Speaker 2>What did I What have you not listened to this

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<v Speaker 2>podcast once? Have you not paid any attention to the

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<v Speaker 2>teachings of David Brody? There were slices right now pounding

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<v Speaker 2>their forehead going, how is scary not call and get free? Dessart?

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<v Speaker 2>It was more trouble than it was worth it. And

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<v Speaker 2>we were on the air. We were on the air.

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<v Speaker 2>What we're gonna do? Hey, Elvis? So you have an

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<v Speaker 2>a do it? You have?

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<v Speaker 20>You have it?

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<v Speaker 2>Be right back, Elvis. I got to go handle this

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<v Speaker 2>flagel bagel problem. Do you guys have an assistant now

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<v Speaker 2>that Andrew? No, it's got no one to make the call. No,

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<v Speaker 2>we don't. It's not that. I mean, if you asked

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<v Speaker 2>Diamond nicely, Diamond might be about answering the phones. I

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<v Speaker 2>know she's very busy. I said, you asked nicely. Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>during commercial here's a nice voice. She probably sweet talked

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<v Speaker 2>to them bothers me. And then you expect could you know,

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<v Speaker 2>when you anticipate an order showing up for food, you

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<v Speaker 2>expect right good, except it be amazing. You expect it

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<v Speaker 2>to And what kind of what kind of place? Not

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<v Speaker 2>the name of the place, this kind of place? It

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<v Speaker 2>was a bagel store? Oh it has bagel in the title?

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<v Speaker 2>Was it a four star? Michelin stars? That got rated?

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<v Speaker 2>Because when things go wrong for me and TJ Friday,

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<v Speaker 2>you always go, well, what do you expect you going

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<v Speaker 2>to TJ Friday? Well, skate, what do you expect you

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<v Speaker 2>went to a bagel store? Well, there aren't bagel chefs

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<v Speaker 2>working there, but there aren't. They don't they don't go

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<v Speaker 2>poppy bagel, Yes chef, they don't do that, but there

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<v Speaker 2>are no such things. Can I get a shmear on

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<v Speaker 2>and everything. Yes, sir chef, there's no such thing as

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<v Speaker 2>a flagel store, so I have to get the flagel

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<v Speaker 2>at the bagel store. Okay, I got Maybe someone should

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<v Speaker 2>open up a flagel star or oh my god, no,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, I gotta go.

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<v Speaker 5>It.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like I let you down. I was on

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<v Speaker 2>your side until you said you didn't call them. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>you're around two twenty five, scary, and you didn't get

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<v Speaker 2>your flagel. So let me ask you a question. Why

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<v Speaker 2>didn't you just mush the bagel? Because that's not a

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<v Speaker 2>flagel they made they're made differently. It's a flat bagel,

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<v Speaker 2>but they're made differently. I don't know. There's a different taste.

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<v Speaker 2>They're not the same thing, same thing. It's not just

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<v Speaker 2>a smashed bagel. There's more. There's something about it that's different.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, all right. We have a difference between a

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<v Speaker 2>bagel and a flagel, not just a shape. Let's see

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<v Speaker 2>what Let's see. Let's see what Google says. A flagel

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<v Speaker 2>has made the same way as a regular bagel. The

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<v Speaker 2>dough is mixed, proof, boiled, and bake. The differences. The

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<v Speaker 2>flagel is flattened after it is boiled before it goes

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<v Speaker 2>in the oven. The result is a crispy or thin bagel.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, it's crispy and crunchy, so squash it and

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<v Speaker 2>put it in the toaster on the shut up dick.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, we got some talkbacks. If you listen on

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<v Speaker 2>the iHeartRadio app, there's a little microphone there you could know.

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<v Speaker 2>But if you're a new listener, you don't know, and

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<v Speaker 2>maybe you don't listen, maybe listen on Spotify. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>By the way, next week, episode two seventy two, I

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<v Speaker 2>expect to hear reviews of Naked Attraction, the TV show

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<v Speaker 2>I talked about, that you watched it, I used to

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<v Speaker 2>they already watched it, and what you think of it.

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<v Speaker 2>This is my that's what I want for next week,

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<v Speaker 2>And this is my way of getting new people to

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<v Speaker 2>send talking because some we're getting a lot of the

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<v Speaker 2>same repeat customers, which is fine, but I'm to hear

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<v Speaker 2>some new voices. So if you listen in the iHeartRadio app,

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<v Speaker 2>click on the microphone when you see it and leave

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<v Speaker 2>us a talkback like this one. This is pointing to

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<v Speaker 2>episode two sixty eight, The Bribe and Groom.

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<v Speaker 15>Hey guys on the topic of wedding gift etiquette. I

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<v Speaker 15>wanted to know what you guys thought as far as

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<v Speaker 15>giving a gift when you travel, do you go buy

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<v Speaker 15>still the head or do you have to incorporate that

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<v Speaker 15>you pay for the plane ticket and all that. I

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<v Speaker 15>was married last year and I had two couples flying

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<v Speaker 15>from out of state, and they each gave one hundred

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<v Speaker 15>dollars for the couple as opposed to like one hundred

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<v Speaker 15>and fifty per person.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you guys think you want.

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<v Speaker 3>To go.

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<v Speaker 2>In order of cheap to I think, well, you're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>you're gonna be surprised. Oh. I think that if I'm

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<v Speaker 2>footing the bill to go to David Brodie's Destination wedding

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm paying for my flight, paying for hotel, room

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<v Speaker 2>and everything, that's thousands of dollars that I'm gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>out to see my friend get married, I may reduce

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<v Speaker 2>the amount in the envelope. At that point, I think

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<v Speaker 2>I may take away a little bit because because of

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<v Speaker 2>the cost that's incurred. I don't know, this guy obviously

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<v Speaker 2>wanted full you know, his full gift. Well, I think

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<v Speaker 2>look domination wedding. Yeah, it's it's a Coastnation wedding. There's

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<v Speaker 2>a you know, a destination wedding. You're assuming everyone's flying in, right,

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<v Speaker 2>But if you invited people two couples, you knew how

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<v Speaker 2>to fly in. You probably know whether they're wealthy or not,

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<v Speaker 2>or middle class, lower mill whatever. You probably have some

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<v Speaker 2>idea what they can afford. And if they're spending five

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<v Speaker 2>hundred to one thousand dollars to come, I think one

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<v Speaker 2>hundred dollars gift says, listen, you wanted us here, we

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to show you, we wanted to be here. We

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<v Speaker 2>gave you the gift, uh on top of traveling. I

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<v Speaker 2>think that's a fair gift. I think one hundred dollars

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<v Speaker 2>is fine. I do because you can't expect it to cost.

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<v Speaker 21>A posts that are obviously fake. I saw a story

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<v Speaker 21>on Instagram where this woman in Brooklyn claims that her

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<v Speaker 21>Uber driver tried to kidnap her and that the cops

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<v Speaker 21>can't find out who it was. For getting any information

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<v Speaker 21>that's obviously fake me that the NYPD can't call up

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<v Speaker 21>Uber corporate or whatever and be like, who picked up

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<v Speaker 21>this woman on this state, this time, this address, going

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<v Speaker 21>to that address?

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<v Speaker 20>No way.

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<v Speaker 2>You need a search warrant. Yeah, there's a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>steps involved, but you can't just it's a private company

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<v Speaker 2>first of all, so it's it's a tough right drivers.

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<v Speaker 2>You need a search down and it's possible. It's also

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<v Speaker 2>possible the woman had no record on her phone, so

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I don't know the story, but there's a

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<v Speaker 2>scam could be, but I don't know. They have to

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<v Speaker 2>go through a lot of hoops to get My daughter

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<v Speaker 2>left her phone in an uber and they would not

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<v Speaker 2>tell me who the driver was unless I had the

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<v Speaker 2>police involved. So you never know.

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<v Speaker 10>Hey, brook boys, this is MJ through MJ Brody. Scary

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<v Speaker 10>Scary Brody. Yes, absolutely agree with scary. I think the

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<v Speaker 10>same thing with a wedding. I looked at how much

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<v Speaker 10>it costs per plate. That's what I gave my person

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<v Speaker 10>I was supposed to go with, did get sick and

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<v Speaker 10>I asked for a doggie dad. But that was like

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<v Speaker 10>thirty years ago. But I definitely agree you should if

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<v Speaker 10>you like them, give them more money.

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<v Speaker 2>But absolutely, thank you, appreciate you. Wait a minute, she said,

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<v Speaker 2>she's MJ from MJ. MJ from NJ, New Jersey. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>New Jersey. Okay, sorry, all right, so here we are,

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<v Speaker 2>episode two sixty nine. Take off your pants and jacket.

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<v Speaker 2>Someone's commenting on that Jay again.

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<v Speaker 10>I love you guys, you are hilarious. Back to the

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<v Speaker 10>wedding thing, Yes, I looked at the venue. My friend

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<v Speaker 10>next year wish she she was going to a wedding.

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<v Speaker 10>She asked me how much she should give really good

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<v Speaker 10>friend to hers. She doesn't have a partner, you know,

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<v Speaker 10>she's single. And I said, well, look at how much

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<v Speaker 10>the menu is. It's like, who does that? And I

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<v Speaker 10>said I do anyway, She thought, always nuts. Love you guys,

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<v Speaker 10>and get one Valdez.

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<v Speaker 2>Back what Valdez. By the way, Slice wants starting to

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<v Speaker 2>send videos and pictures of them in Walmart and they'll love.

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<v Speaker 8>Hi.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, let me interject for a minute. When she said

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<v Speaker 2>her friend was Jewish, I thought she was gonna make

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<v Speaker 2>some comment that her friend was cheap, but then she

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<v Speaker 2>pointed out that her friend doesn't judge by how much

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<v Speaker 2>they spend, which was a compliment. So I take back

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<v Speaker 2>what I was about to think.

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<v Speaker 10>Hey, guys, sorry I keep repeating myself from NJ. Brody

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<v Speaker 10>scary scary Brody. You guys, I love you. I may

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<v Speaker 10>sound out of bread because I'm at the gym. Got

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<v Speaker 10>to get one Valdez Marilyn's voice. I'm glad that she

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<v Speaker 10>was able to like the heavy metal music. And you

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<v Speaker 10>guys are hilarious. I'm the one that walks a lot,

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<v Speaker 10>and I have to pee you all the time on

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<v Speaker 10>all the trees in New Jersey. All right, keep it up.

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<v Speaker 20>Bye.

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<v Speaker 2>She peas on trees. Peas on trees. Okay, very nice

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<v Speaker 2>on trees, all right, fas on deck. All right, Hey guys,

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<v Speaker 2>what's up?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 22>Scary whenever you take meat for a barbecue, when you're

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<v Speaker 22>a designated meat distributor for the barbecue, whatever meat you take,

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<v Speaker 22>is there some left over stays there? You can't ask

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<v Speaker 22>for it back. That's just the way it is. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 22>but use it as a listen. Next thing, change so

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<v Speaker 22>much goddamn meat.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right. I brought a lot of meat to this

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<v Speaker 2>barbecue and then over half of it went in my

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<v Speaker 2>friend's free heye, speaking of bringing a lot of meat.

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<v Speaker 2>Naked attraction on Max the game show. I told you about.

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<v Speaker 23>Hey, Brooklyn boys, it's Jacob scary. If you ever come

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<v Speaker 23>out to this neck of the woods, hit me up,

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<v Speaker 23>tell me what you're interested in. I'll try and guide

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<v Speaker 23>you around. I'm been over in this area for quite

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<v Speaker 23>a few years.

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<v Speaker 2>What area.

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<v Speaker 23>I do door dash part time over here, so I'm

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<v Speaker 23>very familiar with.

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<v Speaker 2>The area Neck of the Woods. So if you want

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<v Speaker 2>to know where something is, hit me up. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>want to know what you want. He didn't say a word. Ohit, Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>Brooklyn boys, it's Jacob Scary you Nope, didn't say he

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<v Speaker 2>says Jay again. I think he thinks we remember where

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<v Speaker 2>he's from. Jay, you didn't tell us what neck of

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<v Speaker 2>the woods?

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<v Speaker 6>Hey, Brooklyn boys. Here just kidding. It's Rebecca from Jersey.

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<v Speaker 6>What el quand you're always in the talkback, so I

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<v Speaker 6>thought i'd say, hi, whatever you're smoking, I want some.

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<v Speaker 6>By the way, they can't have free merch or giveaways.

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<v Speaker 6>Because Brody doesn't have a job and Scary has like

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<v Speaker 6>seventeen million vacations, he can't do this. They cannot give

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<v Speaker 6>free stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Love you, guys, I love your point. And yes, I

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<v Speaker 2>like how our slices are making friends over the talk

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<v Speaker 2>talk or I have the talkback. Yeah, yeah, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>here's wow. We have a couple of pages of these. Wow,

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<v Speaker 2>there's a lot. You guys, You guys, and then I

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<v Speaker 2>have one thing to talk about before we leave.

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<v Speaker 14>Hey, Brody and Scary, Scary and Brody. This is Lisa

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<v Speaker 14>from Nutley in New Jersey's Life for Life. Just want

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<v Speaker 14>to let you know my grandfather came over on Ellis

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<v Speaker 14>Island from Italy. His name was Vincent di for Brizio.

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<v Speaker 14>He said, Mianmo Vincenzo di Fabries. And next thing you know,

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<v Speaker 14>my one uncle's last name ended in tif my other

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<v Speaker 14>uncle's name ended in TuS and my father's name was

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<v Speaker 14>Gabriel Di for Brizio with the Zio at the end.

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<v Speaker 14>And I just can't believe it, these crazy sons of bitches.

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<v Speaker 14>I love you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they butchered it as they showed that. That's what

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<v Speaker 2>you got. That's what you get for dropping the ends

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<v Speaker 2>of the words. They had klamade one shot to make

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<v Speaker 2>it right. You got it, Pop State, New York. I

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<v Speaker 2>just want to say that if your truth life for life,

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<v Speaker 2>one Valdez, maybe that you should love Seery as much

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<v Speaker 2>as you love Brody. So one Valdez, by the way,

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<v Speaker 2>we are laughing at him. We are not laughing at

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<v Speaker 2>one Vasquez, who you all know. We're very good. We're

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<v Speaker 2>like we don't know he's disappeared. Now he's becoming on

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<v Speaker 2>last week off from a legend.

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<v Speaker 9>Brody Scary Scary Brody is Alex from Billy's.

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<v Speaker 2>You're wrong.

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<v Speaker 9>If your ceremony starts at five, guests are supposed to

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<v Speaker 9>arrive by four thirty, but the ceremony starts time on

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<v Speaker 9>the invite, and it is courtesy to arrive twenty to

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<v Speaker 9>thirty minutes before ceremony.

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<v Speaker 2>Hard disagree. She needs to write plan for the She

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<v Speaker 2>needs to plan for the stupidity and the latest of

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<v Speaker 2>the guests. If the if it says five o'clock, the

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<v Speaker 2>bride should walk in at five point fifteen, five point thirty.

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<v Speaker 2>She used to make sure everyone gets there. Because people

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<v Speaker 2>get there and people see five o'clock, they think, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I got to be there at five o'clock, and things

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<v Speaker 2>can go wrong. No, it starts at five. I've never

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<v Speaker 2>seen a bride show up on time ever, Dude, I've

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<v Speaker 2>been hundreds of weddings. If it always just two o'clock

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<v Speaker 2>on the it's just two o'clock on the ceremony. The

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<v Speaker 2>bride comes in at fucking two thirty sometimes, like she's

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<v Speaker 2>like a rock star, the headliner of a show, no way,

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<v Speaker 2>no way. You go to a Broadway show and it

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<v Speaker 2>says starts at seven, what time you get there? But

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<v Speaker 2>that's a Broadway show Apples and Oranges. No, the star

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<v Speaker 2>comes out at seven, the crowd goes crazy. You can't

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<v Speaker 2>walk in at seven oh one, yet they make you

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<v Speaker 2>stand until it alone. When you went to a Gudget

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<v Speaker 2>Roses concert that's at eight o'clock, What the fuck time

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<v Speaker 2>did Axl Rose show up on stage three days later?

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly my point? I rest my case. Excellent. Your bride's

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<v Speaker 2>got a crackhead.

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<v Speaker 7>Two hundred and seventy, Episode seventy. Brody, you're wrong leave taking.

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<v Speaker 7>First of all, you work in the restaurant business fucking

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<v Speaker 7>twenty fucking fifteen, twenty years ago, and nobody gives a

1:14:23.520 --> 1:14:26.519
<v Speaker 7>ship a long time ago, so I don't think that

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<v Speaker 7>it can ring you up for a fucking penny. It's

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<v Speaker 7>one dollar and six cents, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, send me a dollar six right now, five.

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<v Speaker 7>Dollar tip, six dollar tip, nine dollar tip. Who gives

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<v Speaker 7>a ship?

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<v Speaker 19>Wow?

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<v Speaker 2>That was okay.

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<v Speaker 7>I'm two hundred and seventy, Part two. This is Nick,

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<v Speaker 7>by the way, get what the fuck? It's one fucking.

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<v Speaker 2>Dollar send me a dollar.

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<v Speaker 7>How much inflation is? Right? Now? Everything is expensive, right, listen.

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<v Speaker 7>I think there is a difference between being a frugal

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<v Speaker 7>and just being an animal. And then the poor guy

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<v Speaker 7>had to go a void one dollar transaction.

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<v Speaker 2>Get with his bore, He continues.

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<v Speaker 7>He's Brooklyn boys. This is a note regarding episode two seventy.

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<v Speaker 7>But you understand this is nick.

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't think Skary Jones is bougie. I think Skary

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<v Speaker 7>Jones actually is a nice man. And he would leave

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<v Speaker 7>a tip even if she would be charged a stupid

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<v Speaker 7>dollar and six cents. And uh, brody, you don't have

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<v Speaker 7>to always get something, Okay, just leave the tip next time.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait he said he was done. He's no, he's got

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<v Speaker 2>another one. By the way, all five of these in

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<v Speaker 2>a row came in at three o'clock in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>So this guy that is a pretty drunk, ripping me.

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<v Speaker 2>He has acts to grind hold on before you put

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<v Speaker 2>the next one round. I wasn't basing my ring up

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<v Speaker 2>a penny based on when I was in restaurants I

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<v Speaker 2>recently the waiter will suggest, oh, I have to bring

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<v Speaker 2>up a penny so you can leave it, have no problem, right,

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<v Speaker 2>But if the system can't, I can't do it ring

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<v Speaker 2>up a dollar six, motherfucker, No tell me you're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>do it? Or say would you like a soda something

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<v Speaker 2>to go?

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<v Speaker 6>And I would like?

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<v Speaker 2>But your int if your intention is to tip, and

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<v Speaker 2>the endgame is to leave a tip, then who gives

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<v Speaker 2>a fuck? If it's if it's six or a dollar

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<v Speaker 2>plus a dollar, the dollars the dollar went to the restaurant.

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<v Speaker 2>Give it. It's a donation to a fucking change company

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<v Speaker 2>dollar Episode seventy, leave a far taking.

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<v Speaker 7>Pretty much giving you all this experience. Holy ship, Brodie,

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<v Speaker 7>you're drinking a Dodge Archer in this shitty economy right.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, at least years ago, at least gossip.

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<v Speaker 7>Damn hershey war at midnight. That ship costs dollar fifty

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<v Speaker 7>before taxes. Get the hell out of here.

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<v Speaker 2>What he's trying to say? You want a goddamn gas guzzler?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, that's it. Gets twenty miles to the gallony.

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<v Speaker 2>I used to on a car. I got eight.

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<v Speaker 16>Brody, scary, scary Brody, Jason, curly curly Jason. Here hey look,

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<v Speaker 16>episode two sixty two. Nobody in Philadelphia says, Baggel. It's

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<v Speaker 16>just not it. It's a fucking bagel. Get it straight

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<v Speaker 16>Ooh scary. Last episode you said some shit about the meat.

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<v Speaker 16>You brought that shit up two years ago. You're bringing

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<v Speaker 16>back old shit again. Come on, man, get some new

1:17:30.720 --> 1:17:33.719
<v Speaker 16>stories like Brody. Brody's got stories every week. Ain't even working.

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<v Speaker 16>Come on, man, let's go.

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<v Speaker 2>Happened happened again? All right? Thanks?

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<v Speaker 11>Hey guys, how's it going this Gilbert here from Texas. Yeah, Brody,

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<v Speaker 11>I wouldn't even thought twice about that dollar or totally

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<v Speaker 11>a dollar. I would have even given the guy the

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<v Speaker 11>gift card that had six dollars and change left over.

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<v Speaker 11>I would have given that to the waiter.

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<v Speaker 2>Plus the tip.

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<v Speaker 22>Uh.

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<v Speaker 11>Man, Usually you're on your side, but I don't know. Man,

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<v Speaker 11>what's next? White sox, white shoes and moving down to

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<v Speaker 11>the bolkovit.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow? Wow, See, I'm telling you, Brody, you're too petty.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on a second. So this guy wants me to

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<v Speaker 2>give a six dollar gift card to the restaurant where

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<v Speaker 2>the waiter already works and eats for free a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of Hey, here's a gift card for where you work.

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<v Speaker 2>That would make me a bigger dick.

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<v Speaker 24>Brooklyn was very nicely scary, scary and Brody Michael here

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<v Speaker 24>from Brooklyn. Hey, Brody, a dollar sex, Dude. You sat

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<v Speaker 24>in the restaurant. They have to clean, they have to

1:18:40.080 --> 1:18:42.519
<v Speaker 24>do dishes, they do lots of things. You use a

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<v Speaker 24>gift card. You had no balance, so you get the

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<v Speaker 24>restaurant a dollar six and you tip the guy.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 24>I don't get why you made such a big deal

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<v Speaker 24>out of that. I'm what's scary on this one. It

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<v Speaker 24>doesn't matter a dollar sixty nine cents a penny.

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<v Speaker 2>What does it matter? You were in the rest Yeah

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<v Speaker 2>cycle again part two?

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<v Speaker 24>Brodie got me dying here, dude listening to this.

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<v Speaker 2>I get it. I get it.

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<v Speaker 24>You definitely didn't want to give up your dollar a

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<v Speaker 24>for free whatever can restaurant.

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<v Speaker 2>I get that, but I'm.

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<v Speaker 24>Still scary the fact that it's a dollar. Who cares,

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<v Speaker 24>it's a dollar? But you got me dying with the

1:19:18.720 --> 1:19:19.479
<v Speaker 24>crap you're saying.

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<v Speaker 2>I love how he had to make his point to life.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks you guys. Listen, what was the bottom line of

1:19:25.320 --> 1:19:28.200
<v Speaker 2>that call? I'm wrong, but he laughed. Then I win.

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<v Speaker 25>That's where you'll Maddie from Queens, Brodie nitpicking over a dollar? Seriously,

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<v Speaker 25>your entire lunch was free on gift cards that weren't

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<v Speaker 25>even yours to be given scariosus stay dinner. Therefore, now

1:19:42.040 --> 1:19:45.760
<v Speaker 25>you owe your cousin a free lunch because you had

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<v Speaker 25>her pay the tip, therefore paying the majority of her lunch.

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<v Speaker 25>You now owe her a lunch because it was no

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<v Speaker 25>longer free for her.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, all right? In fairness, I owe my cousin

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<v Speaker 2>a free lunch minus what she tipped.

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<v Speaker 18>Hey, b boys, Christy Ceibral place for life. Brody, you

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<v Speaker 18>are owed a dollar six. I would have said to

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<v Speaker 18>the kid, yeah, you give me a dollar, keep the

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<v Speaker 18>six and here's the rest of your tips. Or I

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<v Speaker 18>would have just taken the dollar out of here.

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<v Speaker 2>I can already tell it from her voice.

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<v Speaker 3>Just cheap, right.

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<v Speaker 25>I don't care what Scary says, love you scary.

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<v Speaker 3>Nope, but you are owed a dollar.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you're not.

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<v Speaker 7>Keep up.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want no, I don't want her as a

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<v Speaker 2>relative because I'm not going to get a good present.

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<v Speaker 2>You got an extra dollar to give it to you.

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<v Speaker 2>I could tell her type no way, argues over type.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait a minute, yes, over a quarter, over a dollar,

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<v Speaker 2>A dollar, A dollar, Brody, A dollar six six dollars six.

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<v Speaker 2>I love you. I love you too. Were standing up

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<v Speaker 2>for us.

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<v Speaker 21>You say Brody is scary, but now I gotta say

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<v Speaker 21>scary and Brody Brillian a dollar six, man, Get the

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<v Speaker 21>fuck out of here.

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<v Speaker 2>You're wrong on that.

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<v Speaker 4>MJ.

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<v Speaker 2>Gary, Indiana. What's up? Guys?

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<v Speaker 19>Tamara from Binghamton weighing in on the dollar six it is.

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<v Speaker 19>You can't just charge someone's card to dollar six without

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<v Speaker 19>asking the thank you care. If it's only a dollar six,

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<v Speaker 19>it's still money. I'm scary on with scary. I'm not

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<v Speaker 19>with Scary on this one. I'm with Brody on this

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<v Speaker 19>one all the way. And I usually side with Brody,

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<v Speaker 19>so I'm not surprised.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm surprised she's another one. He does not on my

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<v Speaker 2>Christmas list list. Jeez yeah, exactly, Hankah. She probably doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>sell exactly. She celebrates Honkah, not Christmas. This is true.

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<v Speaker 4>That means a dollar six, Brody exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, but you know what, so far, you got

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<v Speaker 2>two people in your corner, and and the rest of

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<v Speaker 2>the slices so far twelve let's say nothing. Oh but

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<v Speaker 2>there's a lot of these. Here comes more.

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<v Speaker 26>Hi, guys, this is Michelle from Philadelphia. I'm one hundred

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<v Speaker 26>with Brody. There's no reason to pay the extra dollar six.

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<v Speaker 26>Come on, it's all about thank you, scary love you.

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<v Speaker 2>The money went to the restaurant. Now you wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>tip the person anyway, you had a free gift card

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<v Speaker 2>for Hello. Let's go back to the crux of this,

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<v Speaker 2>the beginning of this. The next You're stolen.

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<v Speaker 17>Fifty three.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate this is called You're Going to Burn in

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<v Speaker 2>Hell episode two fifty three.

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<v Speaker 17>It still could be Guys, episode two fifty three. I

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<v Speaker 17>hate to break it to you, Brody, but I definitely

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<v Speaker 17>streamed several episodes of The Brooklyn Boys while I was

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<v Speaker 17>in living earlier this year in March. I'm just catching

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<v Speaker 17>up on episodes now. Otherwise I would have told you earlier.

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<v Speaker 3>Love you, guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, what, oh okay?

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<v Speaker 3>All right?

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<v Speaker 20>Missing guys.

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<v Speaker 5>Michael from Dayton, Ohio. Again. This is in referenced episode

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<v Speaker 5>two seventy and I want to call out Brody on

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<v Speaker 5>the dollar six ship Man. Somebody is asked a dollar

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<v Speaker 5>I know, I know you are very thrifty or real

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<v Speaker 5>strict with your money, but man, it was just a

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<v Speaker 5>dollar six.

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<v Speaker 2>Send me a dollar six is that in the laundry. Thanks, guys.

1:23:11.880 --> 1:23:13.320
<v Speaker 2>That's why I don't do a laundry. I have my

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<v Speaker 2>own Washington dryer. Hey, we'll let me tell you what.

1:23:16.360 --> 1:23:20.679
<v Speaker 2>Stop before she takes you aside. Everyone who says it's

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<v Speaker 2>just a hold on. Everyone who says it's just a

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<v Speaker 2>dollar six. I'm gonna have to set up a gofund

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<v Speaker 2>me and every one of you people can send me

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<v Speaker 2>a dollar six since it's no big deal it's just

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<v Speaker 2>a dollar six. I'll tell you what. Everybody sends me

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<v Speaker 2>a dollar six, I will tell you you're right. Okay, how

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<v Speaker 2>about that? Play the next call? It hates me.

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<v Speaker 25>Usually it's brody and scary, but in this case, it's

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<v Speaker 25>scary and Brody say the dollar six.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, send me a dollar six.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, guys, Hannah from North Perslia of New Jersey agree

1:23:52.560 --> 1:23:59.120
<v Speaker 3>with Brody's cheapness, but Jarge's more dollar six, Yes, and

1:23:59.240 --> 1:24:03.080
<v Speaker 3>then not giving you anything in return. That's kind of weird.

1:24:03.760 --> 1:24:07.439
<v Speaker 2>I give him too, Okay, thank you. Come back to Jersey.

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<v Speaker 20>Hey, Brooken boys, that's your boy one. Hey, and it's

1:24:11.000 --> 1:24:14.680
<v Speaker 20>brody and scary. Hey, Brody, I would have let's just

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<v Speaker 20>say the tip was going to be twenty five dollars.

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<v Speaker 20>I would have give the them as twenty four dollars

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<v Speaker 20>just because he stupidly bring me up for a dollar,

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<v Speaker 20>and I would have just left.

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<v Speaker 2>So he agrees with me, but I don't agree with him.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to gyp the waiter. I told him

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<v Speaker 2>he was wrong nicely, but the dollar was going to

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<v Speaker 2>the restaurant, So I gave him a very nice tip.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't worry well, actually said, I think they'd be very

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<v Speaker 2>happy with twenty four dollars because once again, it's only

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<v Speaker 2>a dollar six. So whether whether it's a twenty four

1:24:48.040 --> 1:24:50.960
<v Speaker 2>dollars tip or twenty five dollars tip, that would be

1:24:50.960 --> 1:24:53.400
<v Speaker 2>a big smile on the person's face. Dollar didn't go

1:24:53.439 --> 1:24:55.000
<v Speaker 2>to him and went to the restaurant. Do you think

1:24:55.040 --> 1:24:58.000
<v Speaker 2>that that they would care if I if fans went

1:24:58.040 --> 1:25:01.840
<v Speaker 2>to the government, Oh please, they didn't care the same way.

1:25:01.880 --> 1:25:04.440
<v Speaker 2>You shouldn't have cared.

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<v Speaker 20>A broken and it's always brody and scary, Hey scary.

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<v Speaker 20>You definitely don't know the definition of simp.

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<v Speaker 4>Simp.

1:25:11.360 --> 1:25:15.759
<v Speaker 20>The origin word is simpleton. She's a stupid or dumb person.

1:25:16.640 --> 1:25:17.719
<v Speaker 20>If you look it up in the diction.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm stopping that right there. Because yes, that's the original one.

1:25:22.040 --> 1:25:24.559
<v Speaker 2>But if you look on Urban Dictionary and look at

1:25:24.560 --> 1:25:27.400
<v Speaker 2>the term simp, then I'm talking about a simpleton. It's

1:25:27.479 --> 1:25:29.599
<v Speaker 2>it's a different. One is a noun, one is one

1:25:29.680 --> 1:25:32.360
<v Speaker 2>is one is a verb. If you're if you're a simp,

1:25:32.640 --> 1:25:34.000
<v Speaker 2>well yeah, if you're a simp, you could be a

1:25:34.000 --> 1:25:37.439
<v Speaker 2>simpleton or someone who simps. If you simp, have we

1:25:37.800 --> 1:25:39.760
<v Speaker 2>read this? Did we read the definition on here? Yes,

1:25:39.760 --> 1:25:44.400
<v Speaker 2>you're someone who obsesses over someone. Yes, do anything? Yeah,

1:25:44.479 --> 1:25:48.479
<v Speaker 2>like like I'm a simp for Taylor Swift, right, but

1:25:48.640 --> 1:25:51.240
<v Speaker 2>a simp meaning a a guy will do. I'll do

1:25:51.280 --> 1:25:54.439
<v Speaker 2>I'll bend over backwards right for someone in my everyday life.

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<v Speaker 2>You know some Okay, we we gotta move on. We

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<v Speaker 2>gotta scary.

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<v Speaker 20>It doesn't matter if there's a fight that breaks out

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<v Speaker 20>of the bar. They love it because they make the money.

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<v Speaker 20>I actually spoke to the security girls. You actually probably

1:26:10.400 --> 1:26:12.679
<v Speaker 20>didn't talk to you anybody because you say they they

1:26:12.760 --> 1:26:15.960
<v Speaker 20>say whose day? Give me names? I spoke to Mike,

1:26:16.200 --> 1:26:19.040
<v Speaker 20>I spoke to Max. They love the fights. They love

1:26:19.120 --> 1:26:23.240
<v Speaker 20>the fight nights. The restaurant gets crowded, the batter gets crowded.

1:26:23.320 --> 1:26:28.280
<v Speaker 20>Everybody makes money. It's all about the money. Hey, and

1:26:28.320 --> 1:26:31.599
<v Speaker 20>it's always brody and scary. Brody to your point, I

1:26:31.640 --> 1:26:35.519
<v Speaker 20>am a nerdy guy. I have video games, I play

1:26:35.600 --> 1:26:40.920
<v Speaker 20>board games. I do enjoy a good fight. Uh, there

1:26:40.920 --> 1:26:42.720
<v Speaker 20>has to be a fighter that they're trying to kill

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<v Speaker 20>each other. I don't like them to see, you know,

1:26:44.840 --> 1:26:47.799
<v Speaker 20>just slapping around and fight that takes, you know, forever.

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<v Speaker 20>I have gone to bars, I have gone through strip cups,

1:26:51.680 --> 1:26:54.800
<v Speaker 20>but it's with my guy friends now, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>I was talking about the UFC conversation. I don't want

1:26:56.840 --> 1:26:59.000
<v Speaker 2>to see UFC in a restaurant while I'm eating red

1:26:59.040 --> 1:27:02.280
<v Speaker 2>sauce Italian restaurant. I don't need to see keep it

1:27:02.320 --> 1:27:05.799
<v Speaker 2>off the screens A Broken Boys because it does belong

1:27:05.840 --> 1:27:07.400
<v Speaker 2>in a bar, not in a restaurant.

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<v Speaker 20>A Broken Boys boy, and it's always brilliant, it's scary.

1:27:12.600 --> 1:27:16.679
<v Speaker 20>You don't remember the story whole broken bar closed down.

1:27:17.160 --> 1:27:22.439
<v Speaker 20>There was this entertainment entertainer name the Pussy Whisper, and

1:27:22.479 --> 1:27:25.799
<v Speaker 20>he was hired, had a bunch of women butt naked

1:27:26.400 --> 1:27:30.160
<v Speaker 20>dancing on the bar and then started having sex. And

1:27:30.200 --> 1:27:32.840
<v Speaker 20>then the bar closed down and everything got closed down

1:27:32.840 --> 1:27:35.559
<v Speaker 20>and everybody got fired. Remember, So, yeah, I don't think

1:27:35.560 --> 1:27:36.240
<v Speaker 20>it's a good idea.

1:27:37.880 --> 1:27:40.280
<v Speaker 2>What's a good idea? Here's a good idea before you

1:27:40.280 --> 1:27:43.000
<v Speaker 2>play the next call. Anything over two messages? Yours a

1:27:43.040 --> 1:27:49.920
<v Speaker 2>dollar six rule. And this one sounds like he's he's

1:27:49.960 --> 1:27:51.960
<v Speaker 2>on the fucking toilet. Listen to this sounds like in

1:27:51.960 --> 1:27:52.840
<v Speaker 2>the bathroom.

1:27:52.960 --> 1:27:56.200
<v Speaker 20>You were doing boy about and it's always brodian and scary.

1:27:56.600 --> 1:27:59.920
<v Speaker 20>It's scary. You don't like usc fights, you don't like,

1:28:00.240 --> 1:28:03.680
<v Speaker 20>you know, like regular fights. Come on, man, it was

1:28:03.760 --> 1:28:05.920
<v Speaker 20>just the toster on. You have a low to touster level.

1:28:06.000 --> 1:28:09.760
<v Speaker 20>Mister Covid Denier over there. All right, boy, that's a

1:28:09.800 --> 1:28:10.280
<v Speaker 20>wrap up.

1:28:12.200 --> 1:28:16.599
<v Speaker 2>He wasn't a toilet. I can tell I know because

1:28:16.600 --> 1:28:19.960
<v Speaker 2>you pissed on the phone. Man, I know bathroom acoustics.

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<v Speaker 27>Brody, if you were planning on tipping this guy five dollars,

1:28:25.000 --> 1:28:29.439
<v Speaker 27>why didn't you just give him three dollars ninety four cents.

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<v Speaker 27>You can't slout your dollars six or three dollars ninety

1:28:34.280 --> 1:28:35.799
<v Speaker 27>five cents eeeming that you want.

1:28:35.640 --> 1:28:38.799
<v Speaker 2>That penny because the dollar was going to the restaurant

1:28:38.840 --> 1:28:39.120
<v Speaker 2>with a.

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<v Speaker 27>Better choice than to argue about a measly dollar six.

1:28:44.000 --> 1:28:47.720
<v Speaker 2>Argue, Man, that's low it is avoid it and then

1:28:47.760 --> 1:28:49.120
<v Speaker 2>he got a tip. It was a win win for.

1:28:51.840 --> 1:28:56.440
<v Speaker 21>Brooklyn boys, Brody and Ferry. Regarding episode sixty.

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<v Speaker 19>Nine, hear, you're trying to blame Robin for.

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<v Speaker 2>Missing the wedding.

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<v Speaker 7>Why would you show up.

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<v Speaker 2>At five o'clock because five o'clock went because bride to

1:29:06.800 --> 1:29:07.160
<v Speaker 2>light on.

1:29:07.240 --> 1:29:12.200
<v Speaker 19>You should blame her for looking hot because you wanted

1:29:12.200 --> 1:29:14.320
<v Speaker 19>to be quote unquote fashionably late.

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<v Speaker 4>That's your fault.

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<v Speaker 14>Bye, Brody, the steak dinner, Thank you, Thank you.

1:29:19.479 --> 1:29:21.400
<v Speaker 2>Want to see in a fish tank? What the hell's

1:29:21.439 --> 1:29:25.000
<v Speaker 2>going on? Sounds like she's in a bubbling cauldron. I'm sorry,

1:29:25.600 --> 1:29:29.920
<v Speaker 2>but if it says five o'clock ceremony, you know as

1:29:29.960 --> 1:29:33.000
<v Speaker 2>a bride. As a bride, you walking late? And now

1:29:33.040 --> 1:29:35.200
<v Speaker 2>the last one and then I had a start. Hey guys,

1:29:35.240 --> 1:29:35.880
<v Speaker 2>good morning.

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<v Speaker 4>This is Gilbert here from Texas.

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<v Speaker 11>It's Friday at twenty ninth at ten am Central time,

1:29:42.880 --> 1:29:46.679
<v Speaker 11>and I'm anxiously waiting here for your podcast. Hopefully everything

1:29:46.760 --> 1:29:48.439
<v Speaker 11>is okay with you, guys, and you can get back

1:29:48.479 --> 1:29:49.799
<v Speaker 11>on the air as soon as possible.

1:29:50.439 --> 1:29:54.160
<v Speaker 2>I'll be here waiting, Yes you will. Okay, Now that

1:29:54.200 --> 1:29:57.200
<v Speaker 2>guy sounded like a construction driver more than the last

1:29:57.200 --> 1:29:59.960
<v Speaker 2>guy because he sounded like he was driving like a

1:30:00.240 --> 1:30:03.599
<v Speaker 2>some kind of forklift or something. Before we get out

1:30:03.600 --> 1:30:05.240
<v Speaker 2>of here, I told you I was gonna go see

1:30:05.240 --> 1:30:06.640
<v Speaker 2>a Broadway show. Last week. I went to see The

1:30:06.640 --> 1:30:09.400
<v Speaker 2>Shark Is Broken, and of course I stopped at Carmines

1:30:09.439 --> 1:30:11.599
<v Speaker 2>for Little Chicken Partman by play. How was it, Hick,

1:30:11.600 --> 1:30:15.760
<v Speaker 2>Glenn Rolnick? Shark Has Broken is fantastic. If you've seen

1:30:15.800 --> 1:30:20.400
<v Speaker 2>the movie Jaws, especially, you'll fucking love it. I went

1:30:20.439 --> 1:30:23.240
<v Speaker 2>with our friend Greg from Caroline's Comedy Club. He was

1:30:23.280 --> 1:30:26.439
<v Speaker 2>seeing it for the fifth time. The cast is amazing.

1:30:26.960 --> 1:30:29.360
<v Speaker 2>Ian Shaw, son of Robert Shaw from the movie Jaws,

1:30:29.360 --> 1:30:32.519
<v Speaker 2>wrote it. He's in it as playing his father, and

1:30:33.000 --> 1:30:36.679
<v Speaker 2>Alex Brightman brilliant. Oh my god, is Richard is so good?

1:30:37.080 --> 1:30:39.800
<v Speaker 2>Such a good movie, so many such a good play,

1:30:40.200 --> 1:30:43.240
<v Speaker 2>so many inside jokes. Go watch the movie Jaws. If

1:30:43.240 --> 1:30:45.200
<v Speaker 2>you haven't seen it yet, then go see the show

1:30:45.240 --> 1:30:47.519
<v Speaker 2>The Shark Is Broken. It's only a limited time run.

1:30:47.560 --> 1:30:49.880
<v Speaker 2>In fact, Alex Brightman just got announced he's gonna be

1:30:49.920 --> 1:30:53.160
<v Speaker 2>in Spamlot, So go see The Shark Is Broken before

1:30:53.200 --> 1:30:55.720
<v Speaker 2>it's no longer on Broadway. Hurry, it's good. But if

1:30:55.720 --> 1:30:57.640
<v Speaker 2>you have to see the movie first, and that was

1:30:57.680 --> 1:31:01.320
<v Speaker 2>a long episode. They were a lot of total effects.

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<v Speaker 2>Broc that's a fine working Greeness is b Boys, Brol