WEBVTT - Second Date Update: Crystal Clear Aura

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<v Speaker 1>And she said she desperately wants our help. If she

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<v Speaker 1>didn't put desperate in the email, probably wouldn't have clicked

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<v Speaker 1>on if you called her really. Yeah, you like only

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<v Speaker 1>our desperate listeners. I like that because I identify with it.

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<v Speaker 1>I too, am a very desperate person. So desperate, Melanie,

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<v Speaker 1>welcome to the show. Nice to meet you. I'm desperate, Jeff,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you doing today? Hi? How are you guys?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so excited to be on with you. Okay, he

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<v Speaker 1>just called you desperate. I'm not sensing the desperation in

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<v Speaker 1>your voice. It sounds more chipper. You know. I'm one

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<v Speaker 1>of those people that just believes in like energy, and

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<v Speaker 1>so if that's what he feels like, that's one thing.

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<v Speaker 1>But me, I'm pumped about this, like I want I

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<v Speaker 1>want to see how this goes. Okay, you desperate. I

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<v Speaker 1>was hoping for a lower energy person, so you can

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<v Speaker 1>problem you can't. This is great, Melie. I'm really I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not happy that you're excited and happy. Yeahssion, I could

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<v Speaker 1>be low energy. No, no, be yourself. Okay, So just

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<v Speaker 1>tell us about the guy that you went out with.

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<v Speaker 1>What's his name? His name is Jared. Okay, what's his energy? Like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he did. I I met him like he I met

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<v Speaker 1>him through a friend, through a friend. It wasn't like

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<v Speaker 1>a blind date. But when I met him speaking about energy,

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<v Speaker 1>like he was just so like bright. So what did

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<v Speaker 1>you guys do? Did you talk much before you met

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<v Speaker 1>up or not? Really? We kind of made it like

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<v Speaker 1>way to for the date. We went to this cute

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<v Speaker 1>little cafe. It was really nice, and I mean we

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<v Speaker 1>had a great time. We sat, we chatted like he's

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I told him that I'm into crystals and

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<v Speaker 1>auras and energy and all that next level and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>She's just right now. This is basically like a blind date.

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<v Speaker 1>You said you barely even spoke to him before you

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<v Speaker 1>met him, Like what was it like when you first

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<v Speaker 1>walked in? Like what was your first impression? Oh? I

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<v Speaker 1>thought he was so hot. Not only was he like

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<v Speaker 1>his energy was good, but like he got a nice caboose. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's where the bright energy was coming from. Okay, like

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<v Speaker 1>sunshine coming out of that hole. He had some sunshine,

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<v Speaker 1>like you said, and it went it's really well. Like

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<v Speaker 1>we chatted about like when he's into he plays on

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<v Speaker 1>a softball team and you know, He was telling me

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<v Speaker 1>that he kind of like tweaked his knee. So I

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<v Speaker 1>recommended a road course and a clear crystal, so this

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<v Speaker 1>way he could amplify the healing. And you know, he

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<v Speaker 1>seems really into it. Like everything. We were just vibing

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<v Speaker 1>and after we had dinner we went out. Yeah, you're

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<v Speaker 1>talking like a million miles a minute, which is great. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I can tell you're really excited about this, but um,

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<v Speaker 1>you really do believe very strongly in this crystal energy stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>I do. Okay, are you saying that you brought some

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<v Speaker 1>crystals with you to the cafe? Yes? I always have

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<v Speaker 1>crystals on me, Like I wear some and then I

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<v Speaker 1>bring some, depending on like what I'm trying to manifest

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<v Speaker 1>and what I'm trying to attract. So can I be honest? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I've been kind of curious about this life. Oh yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you have a crystal your house, right, Like, yeah, we

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<v Speaker 1>have a few in my family room. You're dabbling. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what they do, but they're they're supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>be good. Like how do you how do you know

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<v Speaker 1>that they change anything? Like? What kind of crystals are

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<v Speaker 1>you bringing out on a date? I usually bring like

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<v Speaker 1>an amethyst because that's my birth stone, and that's for

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<v Speaker 1>like love. And then I bring a rose course because

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<v Speaker 1>that's healing and that's love. And then I usually bring

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<v Speaker 1>a clear course because that amplifies the other two crystals

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<v Speaker 1>and brings them to like their maximum potency. Okay, and

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<v Speaker 1>so how do you How does it work? You just

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<v Speaker 1>like pull it out and then you'll what rob on

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<v Speaker 1>the affected area or you just got to carry it.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I did rub the clear course on his

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<v Speaker 1>knee that he said wasn't feeling well. So I did

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<v Speaker 1>do that. What was his response to that? Because I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like people are either like, oh, that's kind of

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<v Speaker 1>cool or whoa. He seemed interested. I will say that

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<v Speaker 1>he seemed interested. He wanted to hear about it. I'm interested.

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<v Speaker 1>Are there crystals that make things bigger? There are pill

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<v Speaker 1>that make things bigger? Okay? So I mean, after all

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<v Speaker 1>the crystal talk, how did the rest of the date go?

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't really well, Like we were just hanging out

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<v Speaker 1>and I really had an awesome time. He said that

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<v Speaker 1>his knee was bothering him, so he was like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna head out or whatever. And so when I

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<v Speaker 1>was leaving, I gave him a big hug, and I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I really had a nice time and I hope to

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<v Speaker 1>do it again, and he was like, yeah, me too,

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<v Speaker 1>and then it just kind of like has been fading.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think he was disappointed that the crystal didn't

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<v Speaker 1>work since his knee still hurt. Maybe do you regret

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<v Speaker 1>not giving him a crystal before he took off? I do? Oh? Really?

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<v Speaker 1>You think maybe if he held on to one, it

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<v Speaker 1>could have bonded you, like the two energies from all

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<v Speaker 1>the crystals would have connected strongly. Guess I'm just talking

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<v Speaker 1>to my bund. I was on board. Okay, yeah, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>buy it. Sounds if he answers and once to go

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<v Speaker 1>on another date, I promise that I will give him

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<v Speaker 1>a crystal this time gifts for him. Yeah, she wants

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<v Speaker 1>to give you her crystal. Yeah, how did you make that?

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<v Speaker 1>That's what she said you wanted to do that way,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what we're going to offer. We're going to play

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<v Speaker 1>a song first, we'll come back and we'll try and

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<v Speaker 1>get you a second date. Update. Okay, thank you guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, Melodie, you know I met a guy behind

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<v Speaker 1>a seven eleven ones who offered me some crystal I

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<v Speaker 1>turned it down. That's good, Martin Joey. I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>because after speaking with Melanie, I feel like maybe I

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<v Speaker 1>should have accepted it because she's a crystal fanatic. She

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<v Speaker 1>is just bursting with positive energy, especially because she went

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<v Speaker 1>out with a great guy recently named Jared, and she

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<v Speaker 1>says they had a blast together. They had some food,

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<v Speaker 1>rubbed rocks on each other, but after their date they

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<v Speaker 1>got their rocks off. Right after that, though, Jared's been

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<v Speaker 1>difficult to get a hold of, and so she's turned

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<v Speaker 1>to us asking for help. Melanie, is there a crystal

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<v Speaker 1>that you could hold for me right now to turn

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<v Speaker 1>me into a better radio host so that this might

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<v Speaker 1>actually go well? I will recommend Selenite because it is

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<v Speaker 1>always charged and ready to go. So that will amplify you,

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<v Speaker 1>that will cleanse you, That will get you going a

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<v Speaker 1>wait better than the five hour energy that he drinks

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<v Speaker 1>every day. Yeah, okay, nice, Do you have one for

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<v Speaker 1>credit card debt too? That's a pie, right, that's money

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<v Speaker 1>that's gonna help you sushwetting lectured by the crystal. But

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<v Speaker 1>you don't have one to make things big? Ye? So

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<v Speaker 1>all this crystal talk aside, like you are still feeling

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<v Speaker 1>really positive about this. Right. He was so cool with me.

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<v Speaker 1>Our vibe was like right where I wanted it to be.

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<v Speaker 1>So it has to work out like it happened to.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna keep that optimism going. Yes, we're gonna take

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<v Speaker 1>that energy and we're gonna dial Jarrett's number and see

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<v Speaker 1>what he has to say. Are you ready? Yes? I am,

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you? All right, here we go. Hello, Hi, is

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<v Speaker 1>this Jarrett? This is Jared Jared Jarrett Jarrett, Jared, Jared. Oh, Mary,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry about that. Man. Hey, Jared, what's up? My

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<v Speaker 1>name's jeff from the radio show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on? Something Like a lot of people are

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<v Speaker 1>there right now? Ye us. These are the people of

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<v Speaker 1>the morning radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Hello, Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>What's what's going on? Oh? Okay? So I mean he

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<v Speaker 1>needed more than that job. Jeffrey's holding his hand out

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<v Speaker 1>right now. You can see him. The crystals aren't working.

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<v Speaker 1>I get okay, So we're doing something Jared called a

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<v Speaker 1>second date update. Jared, That's what I said. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>have a nickname? Man? No, Honestly, I'm pretty lost right now.

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<v Speaker 1>What's what's going on. All right, sir, We were doing

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<v Speaker 1>something on the show called a second Date update. That's

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<v Speaker 1>where we help our listeners after they've been ghosted by

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<v Speaker 1>someone after what they thought was a really great date.

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<v Speaker 1>And so you recently went out with a woman who

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<v Speaker 1>had a great time with you, and now you've been

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit difficult to reach. Her name's Melanie. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I do know Melanie. Okay, okay, okay, and acknowledge that

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<v Speaker 1>you've been difficult to reach. Yeah, I guess I've been

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<v Speaker 1>a little standoffish, just a little so. I mean she

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<v Speaker 1>did say it's only been a week, you know, have

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<v Speaker 1>you just been like too busy to call her back

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<v Speaker 1>or schedule something. I mean, So she's awesome, Like, if

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<v Speaker 1>you guys have talked to her, you know, she's got

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<v Speaker 1>a great personality. She is gorgeous. Oh she is. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>that's awesome. She's so high energy. I mean she's super positive.

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<v Speaker 1>Really high energy is kind of the vibe we got

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<v Speaker 1>from her. Yeah. That's great. Yeah, and she's like into

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<v Speaker 1>some cool stuff. But I don't really want to embayless

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<v Speaker 1>her in the radio, So I don't want to like

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<v Speaker 1>talk about why I haven't been getting back to her.

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<v Speaker 1>That's okay. Not a lot of people listen to this show,

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<v Speaker 1>so you're not going to really embarrass her in front

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<v Speaker 1>of anybody. I think what Jeff means, she's the one

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<v Speaker 1>that contacted us, She's listened to these, she knows there

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<v Speaker 1>could be something embarrassing, and like she's pretty open. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's fair. Um, okay, okay, So again I want

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<v Speaker 1>to reiterate she's great. But he mentioned on the date

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<v Speaker 1>she's really into crystals, and that's cool. But she she

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<v Speaker 1>mentioned she doesn't she doesn't shower her, babe, because the

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<v Speaker 1>crystals take care of that for her. Oh did you

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<v Speaker 1>mean like a spiritual cleansing, not like an actual physical cleansing.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I thought at first until the washs of

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<v Speaker 1>physical smell you could actually smell her. Yeah, And and

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<v Speaker 1>like again, great personality, beautiful, so like I wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>get close to her, but she came over to like

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<v Speaker 1>rub a crystal on my knee, which was I thought

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<v Speaker 1>was really sweet. I had to hold my breast, Guys,

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<v Speaker 1>And I hate saying that because because because like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not trying to like make her feel bad, it just

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<v Speaker 1>it was not good. I feel you, bro, I go

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<v Speaker 1>to a lot a lot of reggae concerts, and I've

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<v Speaker 1>met many men and women that smell look just like

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<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of fair, modest energy. We work with

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<v Speaker 1>a woman who refuses to shower a lot too. I shower.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just saying, Jared, I know what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>Really really, I'm just not trying to identify. Been holding

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<v Speaker 1>his breath the whole time, shut up, step and so

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<v Speaker 1>that that was the main thing for you, Jared. The

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<v Speaker 1>smell was too much. Yeah, it was just too much.

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<v Speaker 1>And like you know, all things consider, I think she's

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<v Speaker 1>a great person, but that really turned me off. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but sometimes sometimes when you're around to smell long enough,

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<v Speaker 1>you get used to it and then you don't smell

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<v Speaker 1>it anymore. No, just like you know, like if you're

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<v Speaker 1>the only person that eats garlic, right, it's going to

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<v Speaker 1>be really pungent. But if everybody's eating garlic, then you

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<v Speaker 1>don't really you're yeah, you don't really well take it in.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, here's the good news, Jared. I know you

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<v Speaker 1>can't smell her right now because we're on the phone,

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<v Speaker 1>but Melanie is here because she's been on the other

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<v Speaker 1>line listening, and she does want to talk to you. Oh, Jared, really,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a showering, Like that's the thing that's so silly

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<v Speaker 1>to me. That's like such a thing that we could fix.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, I mean, yeah, yes, we can fix it.

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<v Speaker 1>But I don't want to presume that you would be

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<v Speaker 1>willing to change if you don't like the shower. So

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know, you know, I didn't know if you're

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<v Speaker 1>flexible on Matt. So some Melanie, you're saying you're willing

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<v Speaker 1>to fix this, and you're willing to bathe for Jared,

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<v Speaker 1>not necessarily bathe. But what I can do is I

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<v Speaker 1>could just go ahead and switch up what I use

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<v Speaker 1>to cleanse my body. But I had such a great time,

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<v Speaker 1>and I just think that it's such a weight that

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<v Speaker 1>we can't just try to work this out. I wish

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<v Speaker 1>you would hold on, Melanie, hold on. So are you saying,

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<v Speaker 1>by by change up what you do, you're just mean

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<v Speaker 1>switch crystals or do you actually mean get some soap

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<v Speaker 1>and some water onto your body. Yeah, because you told

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<v Speaker 1>me that the crystals cleanse your body. But h they do,

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<v Speaker 1>they do. And it's also it's so it's so unnatural

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<v Speaker 1>to constantly be washing ourselves so you know, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I can make adjustments, but we're kind of surprised that

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<v Speaker 1>that's where you're throwing the line. Oh, crystals can soak.

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<v Speaker 1>Crystals be added crystal like a dog crystal or maybe

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<v Speaker 1>a dove. I mean, so Melanie, like your routine right

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<v Speaker 1>now is just to like rub yourself down with crystals

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<v Speaker 1>pretty much. I mean, I wash my hands good because obviously,

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<v Speaker 1>like I eat with them and stuff like that. So

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<v Speaker 1>it's not like I'm totally a filth monger like where

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just like not washing at all. But when is

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<v Speaker 1>the last time that you stepped into an actual shower.

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<v Speaker 1>It's probably been about two months, and it wasn't like

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<v Speaker 1>I took a hour. Like if it's raining really hard,

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<v Speaker 1>I go out and oh my gosh, listen, that's not gross.

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<v Speaker 1>That's Mother Nature cleansing me and providing my natural scent.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I don't see what's wrong with this. Well, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think anybody's saying what's wrong with it. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just that Jared is attracted to it. I really want

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<v Speaker 1>clean living in my life, and that goes a little

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<v Speaker 1>further than crystals, you know. I mean I can use

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<v Speaker 1>essential oils that you know, make it less. I guess

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<v Speaker 1>you're saying and that I'm pungent. I don't think I'm there,

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<v Speaker 1>but I can do something but the oils to kind

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<v Speaker 1>of pressing myself up for a big gate. Look, I

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<v Speaker 1>am very sorry, but you are there, and I think

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<v Speaker 1>if you wouldn't be essential well, I'm not trying to

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<v Speaker 1>be mean, I'm just being honest. Here smellier than you realize.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you are willing to do essential oils, why

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't you be willing to use some soap and shower

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<v Speaker 1>once in a while. If you like me as much

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<v Speaker 1>as you say you do, I just don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>change like everything about me for some guy that didn't

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<v Speaker 1>even like call me back for a week. Okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>this is going downhill? Okay, Yeah, we went from fix

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<v Speaker 1>it to now No. We gotta get the positive crystal

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<v Speaker 1>back out. Pull it back out, Melanie and sid you

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<v Speaker 1>right our there you go? Now that sorry, thank you

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<v Speaker 1>for laughing. Now that we have the happy crystal back

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<v Speaker 1>in our hands, I want to ask Jared, would you

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<v Speaker 1>be willing to go out on one more date with Melanie?

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<v Speaker 1>We will pay for it. I'm sure after two or

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<v Speaker 1>three dates you would actually get used to her scent.

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<v Speaker 1>You might actually love it. You might want to bottle

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<v Speaker 1>it and carry it around it Stop put it behind

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<v Speaker 1>your neck. It was bad. I can't do it. I

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<v Speaker 1>can't do it. Back to my manifestation. Find myself somebody

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<v Speaker 1>that loves me for me, you know, and like sense.

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<v Speaker 1>So there's some hippy waiting for you, Crystal out there,

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<v Speaker 1>just begging for you. Right, you guys are the best.

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<v Speaker 1>You made me feel better. I know. We're like a

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<v Speaker 1>like a show in crystal form. Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,