Speaker 1: And she said she desperately wants our help. If she
Speaker 1: didn't put desperate in the email, probably wouldn't have clicked
Speaker 1: on if you called her really. Yeah, you like only
Speaker 1: our desperate listeners. I like that because I identify with it.
Speaker 1: I too, am a very desperate person. So desperate, Melanie,
Speaker 1: welcome to the show. Nice to meet you. I'm desperate, Jeff,
Speaker 1: how are you doing today? Hi? How are you guys?
Speaker 1: I'm so excited to be on with you. Okay, he
Speaker 1: just called you desperate. I'm not sensing the desperation in
Speaker 1: your voice. It sounds more chipper. You know. I'm one
Speaker 1: of those people that just believes in like energy, and
Speaker 1: so if that's what he feels like, that's one thing.
Speaker 1: But me, I'm pumped about this, like I want I
Speaker 1: want to see how this goes. Okay, you desperate. I
Speaker 1: was hoping for a lower energy person, so you can
Speaker 1: problem you can't. This is great, Melie. I'm really I'm
Speaker 1: not happy that you're excited and happy. Yeahssion, I could
Speaker 1: be low energy. No, no, be yourself. Okay, So just
Speaker 1: tell us about the guy that you went out with.
Speaker 1: What's his name? His name is Jared. Okay, what's his energy? Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he did. I I met him like he I met
Speaker 1: him through a friend, through a friend. It wasn't like
Speaker 1: a blind date. But when I met him speaking about energy,
Speaker 1: like he was just so like bright. So what did
Speaker 1: you guys do? Did you talk much before you met
Speaker 1: up or not? Really? We kind of made it like
Speaker 1: way to for the date. We went to this cute
Speaker 1: little cafe. It was really nice, and I mean we
Speaker 1: had a great time. We sat, we chatted like he's
Speaker 1: you know, I told him that I'm into crystals and
Speaker 1: auras and energy and all that next level and stuff.
Speaker 1: She's just right now. This is basically like a blind date.
Speaker 1: You said you barely even spoke to him before you
Speaker 1: met him, Like what was it like when you first
Speaker 1: walked in? Like what was your first impression? Oh? I
Speaker 1: thought he was so hot. Not only was he like
Speaker 1: his energy was good, but like he got a nice caboose. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's where the bright energy was coming from. Okay, like
Speaker 1: sunshine coming out of that hole. He had some sunshine,
Speaker 1: like you said, and it went it's really well. Like
Speaker 1: we chatted about like when he's into he plays on
Speaker 1: a softball team and you know, He was telling me
Speaker 1: that he kind of like tweaked his knee. So I
Speaker 1: recommended a road course and a clear crystal, so this
Speaker 1: way he could amplify the healing. And you know, he
Speaker 1: seems really into it. Like everything. We were just vibing
Speaker 1: and after we had dinner we went out. Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: talking like a million miles a minute, which is great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I can tell you're really excited about this, but um,
Speaker 1: you really do believe very strongly in this crystal energy stuff.
Speaker 1: I do. Okay, are you saying that you brought some
Speaker 1: crystals with you to the cafe? Yes? I always have
Speaker 1: crystals on me, Like I wear some and then I
Speaker 1: bring some, depending on like what I'm trying to manifest
Speaker 1: and what I'm trying to attract. So can I be honest? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've been kind of curious about this life. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: you have a crystal your house, right, Like, yeah, we
Speaker 1: have a few in my family room. You're dabbling. I
Speaker 1: don't know what they do, but they're they're supposed to
Speaker 1: be good. Like how do you how do you know
Speaker 1: that they change anything? Like? What kind of crystals are
Speaker 1: you bringing out on a date? I usually bring like
Speaker 1: an amethyst because that's my birth stone, and that's for
Speaker 1: like love. And then I bring a rose course because
Speaker 1: that's healing and that's love. And then I usually bring
Speaker 1: a clear course because that amplifies the other two crystals
Speaker 1: and brings them to like their maximum potency. Okay, and
Speaker 1: so how do you How does it work? You just
Speaker 1: like pull it out and then you'll what rob on
Speaker 1: the affected area or you just got to carry it.
Speaker 1: I mean I did rub the clear course on his
Speaker 1: knee that he said wasn't feeling well. So I did
Speaker 1: do that. What was his response to that? Because I
Speaker 1: feel like people are either like, oh, that's kind of
Speaker 1: cool or whoa. He seemed interested. I will say that
Speaker 1: he seemed interested. He wanted to hear about it. I'm interested.
Speaker 1: Are there crystals that make things bigger? There are pill
Speaker 1: that make things bigger? Okay? So I mean, after all
Speaker 1: the crystal talk, how did the rest of the date go?
Speaker 1: It wasn't really well, Like we were just hanging out
Speaker 1: and I really had an awesome time. He said that
Speaker 1: his knee was bothering him, so he was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna head out or whatever. And so when I
Speaker 1: was leaving, I gave him a big hug, and I said,
Speaker 1: I really had a nice time and I hope to
Speaker 1: do it again, and he was like, yeah, me too,
Speaker 1: and then it just kind of like has been fading.
Speaker 1: Do you think he was disappointed that the crystal didn't
Speaker 1: work since his knee still hurt. Maybe do you regret
Speaker 1: not giving him a crystal before he took off? I do? Oh? Really?
Speaker 1: You think maybe if he held on to one, it
Speaker 1: could have bonded you, like the two energies from all
Speaker 1: the crystals would have connected strongly. Guess I'm just talking
Speaker 1: to my bund. I was on board. Okay, yeah, I'll
Speaker 1: buy it. Sounds if he answers and once to go
Speaker 1: on another date, I promise that I will give him
Speaker 1: a crystal this time gifts for him. Yeah, she wants
Speaker 1: to give you her crystal. Yeah, how did you make that?
Speaker 1: That's what she said you wanted to do that way,
Speaker 1: that's what we're going to offer. We're going to play
Speaker 1: a song first, we'll come back and we'll try and
Speaker 1: get you a second date. Update. Okay, thank you guys.
Speaker 1: Hold on, Melodie, you know I met a guy behind
Speaker 1: a seven eleven ones who offered me some crystal I
Speaker 1: turned it down. That's good, Martin Joey. I don't know,
Speaker 1: because after speaking with Melanie, I feel like maybe I
Speaker 1: should have accepted it because she's a crystal fanatic. She
Speaker 1: is just bursting with positive energy, especially because she went
Speaker 1: out with a great guy recently named Jared, and she
Speaker 1: says they had a blast together. They had some food,
Speaker 1: rubbed rocks on each other, but after their date they
Speaker 1: got their rocks off. Right after that, though, Jared's been
Speaker 1: difficult to get a hold of, and so she's turned
Speaker 1: to us asking for help. Melanie, is there a crystal
Speaker 1: that you could hold for me right now to turn
Speaker 1: me into a better radio host so that this might
Speaker 1: actually go well? I will recommend Selenite because it is
Speaker 1: always charged and ready to go. So that will amplify you,
Speaker 1: that will cleanse you, That will get you going a
Speaker 1: wait better than the five hour energy that he drinks
Speaker 1: every day. Yeah, okay, nice, Do you have one for
Speaker 1: credit card debt too? That's a pie, right, that's money
Speaker 1: that's gonna help you sushwetting lectured by the crystal. But
Speaker 1: you don't have one to make things big? Ye? So
Speaker 1: all this crystal talk aside, like you are still feeling
Speaker 1: really positive about this. Right. He was so cool with me.
Speaker 1: Our vibe was like right where I wanted it to be.
Speaker 1: So it has to work out like it happened to.
Speaker 1: We're gonna keep that optimism going. Yes, we're gonna take
Speaker 1: that energy and we're gonna dial Jarrett's number and see
Speaker 1: what he has to say. Are you ready? Yes? I am,
Speaker 1: Thank you? All right, here we go. Hello, Hi, is
Speaker 1: this Jarrett? This is Jared Jared Jarrett Jarrett, Jared, Jared. Oh, Mary,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry about that. Man. Hey, Jared, what's up? My
Speaker 1: name's jeff from the radio show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning.
Speaker 1: What's going on? Something Like a lot of people are
Speaker 1: there right now? Ye us. These are the people of
Speaker 1: the morning radio show Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning. Hello, Hello,
Speaker 1: What's what's going on? Oh? Okay? So I mean he
Speaker 1: needed more than that job. Jeffrey's holding his hand out
Speaker 1: right now. You can see him. The crystals aren't working.
Speaker 1: I get okay, So we're doing something Jared called a
Speaker 1: second date update. Jared, That's what I said. Do you
Speaker 1: have a nickname? Man? No, Honestly, I'm pretty lost right now.
Speaker 1: What's what's going on. All right, sir, We were doing
Speaker 1: something on the show called a second Date update. That's
Speaker 1: where we help our listeners after they've been ghosted by
Speaker 1: someone after what they thought was a really great date.
Speaker 1: And so you recently went out with a woman who
Speaker 1: had a great time with you, and now you've been
Speaker 1: a little bit difficult to reach. Her name's Melanie. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I do know Melanie. Okay, okay, okay, and acknowledge that
Speaker 1: you've been difficult to reach. Yeah, I guess I've been
Speaker 1: a little standoffish, just a little so. I mean she
Speaker 1: did say it's only been a week, you know, have
Speaker 1: you just been like too busy to call her back
Speaker 1: or schedule something. I mean, So she's awesome, Like, if
Speaker 1: you guys have talked to her, you know, she's got
Speaker 1: a great personality. She is gorgeous. Oh she is. Oh
Speaker 1: that's awesome. She's so high energy. I mean she's super positive.
Speaker 1: Really high energy is kind of the vibe we got
Speaker 1: from her. Yeah. That's great. Yeah, and she's like into
Speaker 1: some cool stuff. But I don't really want to embayless
Speaker 1: her in the radio, So I don't want to like
Speaker 1: talk about why I haven't been getting back to her.
Speaker 1: That's okay. Not a lot of people listen to this show,
Speaker 1: so you're not going to really embarrass her in front
Speaker 1: of anybody. I think what Jeff means, she's the one
Speaker 1: that contacted us, She's listened to these, she knows there
Speaker 1: could be something embarrassing, and like she's pretty open. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's that's fair. Um, okay, okay, So again I want
Speaker 1: to reiterate she's great. But he mentioned on the date
Speaker 1: she's really into crystals, and that's cool. But she she
Speaker 1: mentioned she doesn't she doesn't shower her, babe, because the
Speaker 1: crystals take care of that for her. Oh did you
Speaker 1: mean like a spiritual cleansing, not like an actual physical cleansing.
Speaker 1: That's what I thought at first until the washs of
Speaker 1: physical smell you could actually smell her. Yeah, And and
Speaker 1: like again, great personality, beautiful, so like I wanted to
Speaker 1: get close to her, but she came over to like
Speaker 1: rub a crystal on my knee, which was I thought
Speaker 1: was really sweet. I had to hold my breast, Guys,
Speaker 1: And I hate saying that because because because like I'm
Speaker 1: not trying to like make her feel bad, it just
Speaker 1: it was not good. I feel you, bro, I go
Speaker 1: to a lot a lot of reggae concerts, and I've
Speaker 1: met many men and women that smell look just like
Speaker 1: there's a lot of fair, modest energy. We work with
Speaker 1: a woman who refuses to shower a lot too. I shower.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, Jared, I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: Really really, I'm just not trying to identify. Been holding
Speaker 1: his breath the whole time, shut up, step and so
Speaker 1: that that was the main thing for you, Jared. The
Speaker 1: smell was too much. Yeah, it was just too much.
Speaker 1: And like you know, all things consider, I think she's
Speaker 1: a great person, but that really turned me off. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but sometimes sometimes when you're around to smell long enough,
Speaker 1: you get used to it and then you don't smell
Speaker 1: it anymore. No, just like you know, like if you're
Speaker 1: the only person that eats garlic, right, it's going to
Speaker 1: be really pungent. But if everybody's eating garlic, then you
Speaker 1: don't really you're yeah, you don't really well take it in.
Speaker 1: I mean, here's the good news, Jared. I know you
Speaker 1: can't smell her right now because we're on the phone,
Speaker 1: but Melanie is here because she's been on the other
Speaker 1: line listening, and she does want to talk to you. Oh, Jared, really,
Speaker 1: it's a showering, Like that's the thing that's so silly
Speaker 1: to me. That's like such a thing that we could fix.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I mean, yeah, yes, we can fix it.
Speaker 1: But I don't want to presume that you would be
Speaker 1: willing to change if you don't like the shower. So
Speaker 1: I didn't know, you know, I didn't know if you're
Speaker 1: flexible on Matt. So some Melanie, you're saying you're willing
Speaker 1: to fix this, and you're willing to bathe for Jared,
Speaker 1: not necessarily bathe. But what I can do is I
Speaker 1: could just go ahead and switch up what I use
Speaker 1: to cleanse my body. But I had such a great time,
Speaker 1: and I just think that it's such a weight that
Speaker 1: we can't just try to work this out. I wish
Speaker 1: you would hold on, Melanie, hold on. So are you saying,
Speaker 1: by by change up what you do, you're just mean
Speaker 1: switch crystals or do you actually mean get some soap
Speaker 1: and some water onto your body. Yeah, because you told
Speaker 1: me that the crystals cleanse your body. But h they do,
Speaker 1: they do. And it's also it's so it's so unnatural
Speaker 1: to constantly be washing ourselves so you know, I mean,
Speaker 1: I can make adjustments, but we're kind of surprised that
Speaker 1: that's where you're throwing the line. Oh, crystals can soak.
Speaker 1: Crystals be added crystal like a dog crystal or maybe
Speaker 1: a dove. I mean, so Melanie, like your routine right
Speaker 1: now is just to like rub yourself down with crystals
Speaker 1: pretty much. I mean, I wash my hands good because obviously,
Speaker 1: like I eat with them and stuff like that. So
Speaker 1: it's not like I'm totally a filth monger like where
Speaker 1: I'm just like not washing at all. But when is
Speaker 1: the last time that you stepped into an actual shower.
Speaker 1: It's probably been about two months, and it wasn't like
Speaker 1: I took a hour. Like if it's raining really hard,
Speaker 1: I go out and oh my gosh, listen, that's not gross.
Speaker 1: That's Mother Nature cleansing me and providing my natural scent.
Speaker 1: Like I don't see what's wrong with this. Well, okay,
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody's saying what's wrong with it. It's
Speaker 1: just that Jared is attracted to it. I really want
Speaker 1: clean living in my life, and that goes a little
Speaker 1: further than crystals, you know. I mean I can use
Speaker 1: essential oils that you know, make it less. I guess
Speaker 1: you're saying and that I'm pungent. I don't think I'm there,
Speaker 1: but I can do something but the oils to kind
Speaker 1: of pressing myself up for a big gate. Look, I
Speaker 1: am very sorry, but you are there, and I think
Speaker 1: if you wouldn't be essential well, I'm not trying to
Speaker 1: be mean, I'm just being honest. Here smellier than you realize.
Speaker 1: And if you are willing to do essential oils, why
Speaker 1: wouldn't you be willing to use some soap and shower
Speaker 1: once in a while. If you like me as much
Speaker 1: as you say you do, I just don't want to
Speaker 1: change like everything about me for some guy that didn't
Speaker 1: even like call me back for a week. Okay, so
Speaker 1: this is going downhill? Okay, Yeah, we went from fix
Speaker 1: it to now No. We gotta get the positive crystal
Speaker 1: back out. Pull it back out, Melanie and sid you
Speaker 1: right our there you go? Now that sorry, thank you
Speaker 1: for laughing. Now that we have the happy crystal back
Speaker 1: in our hands, I want to ask Jared, would you
Speaker 1: be willing to go out on one more date with Melanie?
Speaker 1: We will pay for it. I'm sure after two or
Speaker 1: three dates you would actually get used to her scent.
Speaker 1: You might actually love it. You might want to bottle
Speaker 1: it and carry it around it Stop put it behind
Speaker 1: your neck. It was bad. I can't do it. I
Speaker 1: can't do it. Back to my manifestation. Find myself somebody
Speaker 1: that loves me for me, you know, and like sense.
Speaker 1: So there's some hippy waiting for you, Crystal out there,
Speaker 1: just begging for you. Right, you guys are the best.
Speaker 1: You made me feel better. I know. We're like a
Speaker 1: like a show in crystal form. Freaking Jeffrey in the morning,