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Speaker 1: Yo yo as always Polly Fool's go here with Tony.

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Speaker 3: Foolsco and Tony Yo, huge, shout.

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Speaker 1: Huge, Let's go unlike the last show, which we're gonna

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Speaker 1: this note, you know, people, these morons, they keep coming

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Speaker 1: up to us, Tony and they say, why do you

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Speaker 3: Why not Monday? After the game?

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Speaker 1: And you know rons you know what, yeah, you know

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Speaker 1: All just beautifully said that, Tony, and right well, on

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Speaker 1: that note, on today's show, we're gonna shut down these morons.

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Speaker 1: It's a major change for the show, Tony. You know,

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Speaker 1: And you know you talk about a huge step forward

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Speaker 1: Because that's what all these stupid algorithms out there are

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Speaker 3: Well, if you out there want.

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Speaker 1: The robots to take over, and you know you'll become

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Speaker 1: But if you don't want that, you know, like most people,

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Speaker 3: These robots they're not gonna win, no.

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Speaker 4: Exactly, and you know, except for the room bas you know,

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Speaker 3: First, out of the game.

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Speaker 1: Despite the win over KSE, we got these people morons

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Speaker 1: When you break this down, you gotta like this approach

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Speaker 4: Never when you break it down, throwing the football is

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Speaker 1: All valid points all around that, Tony, And well, let's

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Speaker 3: And you know people don't realize this because they're dupe.

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Speaker 1: But so why do you think all these DV networks

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Speaker 4: It's all about preserving the competitive balance exactly.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, talking about that Tony great transition by you big

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Speaker 2: Is one hundred percent.

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Speaker 1: Just a lot of great moments there in that deem history.

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Speaker 1: Just a slam dunk argument all around that dony yank you. Well,

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Speaker 1: for the betterment of all of society, Trony, and we're

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Speaker 3: Isn't that right, Tony?

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Speaker 2: Yep? Welcome to the future.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, right now, we're gonna start our auditions and you

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Speaker 1: What we did is we had our producer back then

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Speaker 1: what what do you have explained to me what we're

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Speaker 5: It's a short clip of something you asked them to read,

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Speaker 5: and yeah, you're gonna pick your favorite.

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Speaker 3: Wow, and this guy works in the TV business?

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Speaker 1: Is he?

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Speaker 2: Are you AI? Are you a robot? You a robot?

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Speaker 5: No? Not a robot?

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Speaker 1: Exactly what a robot would say. Yeah, okay, so right

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Speaker 1: now you're going to play a clip. That's what's going

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Speaker 5: Yes, the first one is Ivy.

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Speaker 3: What do you mean a name?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a computer pervert.

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Speaker 5: That's the name is in the computer. It's in the program.

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Speaker 2: This week, the two and oh Eagles host the Rams.

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Speaker 2: What are your thoughts on this one.

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Speaker 1: Very knowledgeable, Tony. Yeah, she clearly knew the man. You know, No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not surprised. He was very a beautiful Asian woman.

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Speaker 2: Over her with a nice figure.

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Speaker 1: Of course, he's an expert at this. He can't get

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you get a good job with this one, you know.

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Speaker 1: I like how she's got that bare mid drift there.

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Speaker 5: That's how she comes in the program. I didn't build her.

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Speaker 3: Sure you didn't.

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Speaker 1: who do you have for a second one?

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Speaker 5: The next one is back.

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Speaker 4: But the computer got it right there, got it right there.

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Speaker 4: But above you know, you got to have it together.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm assuming that's not the one that the producer

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Speaker 3: It was the first one.

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Speaker 1: Maybe he's both who knows what he's in he's okay producer?

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Speaker 1: Right there are first away at Ivy and Beck. Okay,

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Speaker 5: Third is Taylor?

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Speaker 3: That right, very popular name? Yea right?

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Speaker 5: The Chiefs have started zero to two and Patrick Mahomes

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Speaker 5: Wow?

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Speaker 1: No, talent, and I mean that in a sports television

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Speaker 1: I'm right now, it's not because no, you.

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Speaker 3: Know, strikingly beautiful woman I've ever.

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Speaker 2: Seen in my life.

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Speaker 4: No, kay, but no, no, so intelligent, so intelligent, pop

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Speaker 2: You know. I I like her a lot. I'd like

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Speaker 1: Don'ty You do realize that's just the video. Yeah, I understand.

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Speaker 4: I used to watch you know, Christy Canyon on video

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Speaker 1: But you see that they're just all video. They're not

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Speaker 1: They don't need There's no real Taylor in real life.

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Speaker 2: She's just what happened on her? Where'd she go? What happened?

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Speaker 1: No, No, she's not. She was never real never, She's

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Speaker 2: She's like the Simpsons.

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Speaker 3: I mean, sure, you know, just a hot version of

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Speaker 4: Sure, well that's very disappointing. But also she's still very inspiring.

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Speaker 1: to vote you whoever you want to be our female

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Speaker 1: not number three.

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Speaker 2: Definitely, not number two, one of three.

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Speaker 1: Comment put your comment with your vote, your comment right

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Speaker 1: now in the comment section. Okay, and fight those robots,

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Speaker 1: not the ones that you just watched in the video,

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Speaker 1: but the other ones. All right, Well, there you go.

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Speaker 1: That ends our contest. That ends our show. Terrific, great job,

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Speaker 1: exactly better than the last one.

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Speaker 3: Way you wait?

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Speaker 5: What?

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Speaker 2: Oh here he comes? What do you want?

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Speaker 5: What?

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Speaker 2: Just go?

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Speaker 5: Go directions?

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Speaker 3: Yeah we heard you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, go.

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Speaker 5: You called the ex Cowboys player Moose Johnson.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that's his nickname.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, his real name is Daryl bro.

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Speaker 5: No, yeah, that's not what I'm pointing out. His last

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Speaker 1: Oh I see, as in I'm going to drop a

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Speaker 1: ton of bricks on your car.

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Speaker 4: Oh as in, you don't have a tiny Johnston, you

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Speaker 4: have a micro Johnson.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, be quiet, what Jim you said?

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Speaker 5: Jim McMahon is the second best Vikings quarterback of all

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Speaker 2: Uh super Bowl winner, Bro.

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Speaker 3: That's all that matters, bro.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but when.

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Speaker 5: A ranking a team's best QBS, you can't count the

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Speaker 3: Oh well, you know what, you can count the seconds

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll show you something that works, my oozy.

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Speaker 5: Oh what Frankly, with all that's been going on in

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Speaker 1: You know, you do make a valid point. In fact,

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Speaker 1: I have to say, I do feel like Tony and

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Speaker 1: I might. Oh you may be an apology for the

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Speaker 4: You know, I feel you do deserve an apology from

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Speaker 4: God for giving you a micro penis.

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Speaker 3: And you know what God just gave us, Tony. What's

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Speaker 3: a great guest next week?

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Speaker 2: Just booked super.

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Speaker 3: Bowl hero Eagles legend Nick Foles.

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Speaker 3: job as always.

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Speaker 2: Same to you, Polly, another floorless show.

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Speaker 3: There you go. We'll see you people next week.

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Speaker 2: See your