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Speaker 1: Hello, hey, hey, hey, cheer you's chip chip chip chill

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Speaker 1: you crumpets.

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Speaker 2: Hello.

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Speaker 3: This is the unexpression.

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Speaker 4: That's not it. That's not what this says. This is

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Speaker 4: the unofficial expert. I don't know what podcast Sydney is on.

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Speaker 2: This is the unofficial Expert with Sydney and more.

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Speaker 3: Oh what's that for?

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Speaker 1: My throat was moist? Do you need some water?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: I'm okay because we are sponsored.

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Speaker 4: By We're not we're funded by this spit in my throat.

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Speaker 2: Hiki, Hey, Honny, how you doing today? I'm quite fabulous.

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Speaker 2: It's beautiful. It's the fall. My edges are growing, it's just.

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Speaker 1: The other Your edges are there.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna say thriving, but like the word right below thriving,

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Speaker 4: like they're like right on the way to Thrian.

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Speaker 2: Speaking of you roasting me, I feel like I'm an

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Speaker 2: expert at that of being roasted by getting roasted by

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Speaker 2: many people, which I'm like, I don't understand where this

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Speaker 2: roasting comes from.

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Speaker 4: You know, it's good that you're you think you're an

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Speaker 4: expert at it, though, because some people can't take like

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Speaker 4: being joked on.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I could take I get it. I mean,

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Speaker 2: when you are so perfect, people just find the litwest

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Speaker 2: things to like get at you, to break you down.

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Speaker 2: But I already know that I'm a star, you know,

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Speaker 2: so I let people have it, and I'm just like whatever,

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Speaker 2: you know, I laugh. Most of the times, it's really funny.

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Speaker 2: People are hysterical. I mean, Marie, I can't even talk

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Speaker 2: about the countless times you just like ran through roasting

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Speaker 2: on me on the podcast and off.

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Speaker 3: I don't even know if that's true.

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Speaker 1: And wait, weren't you guys roasting me yesterday?

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Speaker 4: I mean, but like we were all roasting each other

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Speaker 4: and people were trying to roast me, and I was like, no,

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Speaker 4: I'm too hot for this.

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Speaker 3: That's what happened.

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Speaker 2: I mean for me, I feel like when people are

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Speaker 2: roasting you, you just got to sit back and evaluate

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Speaker 2: the situation in hand. You're like, is this coming from

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Speaker 2: a bad place or a good place. For the most part,

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Speaker 2: in certain circles, when people are roasting you, it's coming

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Speaker 2: from love.

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Speaker 1: But that's true. That's true. Like if people, like, if

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Speaker 1: it's somebody that you're cool with.

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Speaker 4: And it's a friend of yours or a family member,

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Speaker 4: it's usually they're joking on you, but they love you.

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Speaker 4: But like, if it's somebody that you're not really cool

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Speaker 4: We're not cool enough for you to be talking about

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but you see the problem is that when you're

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Speaker 2: cause your loved ones don't know when to roast you,

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Speaker 2: they be roasting you in front of random folks sometimes

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Speaker 2: and then the random people jo oh well we cool,

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Speaker 2: let me catch it, let me get it any like

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Speaker 2: tag me in, Jack, You ain't cousin, You ain't an uncle,

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Speaker 2: you ain't an aunt, you ain't a friend. What are

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Speaker 2: you doing getting real too personal? Did you just mention

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Speaker 2: something that was on my snapchat right now?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Like you are a follow up, You are not a friend.

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Speaker 1: Stop it.

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Speaker 3: Don't you come from me? Listen As long as you're.

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Speaker 4: Not somebody who's like ready to fight somebody over a

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Speaker 1: I knew this guy.

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Speaker 4: I said something to him and we were all laughing,

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Speaker 4: we're all comics, and.

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Speaker 1: He pulled me to the side.

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Speaker 3: Do I know this car?

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Speaker 1: No, this is when I was in LA.

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Speaker 4: He was from Texas, so apparently everything's bigger in Texas,

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Speaker 4: including the men's pusses. And he was like, he was like, listen,

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Speaker 4: I was like, what are you even talking about? Like

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Speaker 4: friends if you're a comedian who can't take a joke.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's what it is like when you roasted somebody.

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Speaker 2: We be taking it in and then we go home

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Speaker 2: and then you like make some some soup or a sandwich,

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Speaker 2: and then why are you making a sandwich?

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Speaker 3: And you're putting on the mail.

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Speaker 2: You're like, wait, hold on, what the fuck was just

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Speaker 4: You're like, but we weren't. I was just talking about

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Speaker 4: the bodega exactly exactly. I just want to tell you

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Speaker 2: And then that's how the fight start because it's like, wait,

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Speaker 2: you talking about from what yesterday?

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Speaker 3: I don't even remember yesterday.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't.

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Speaker 4: You can't come up to me with like responses tomorrow

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Speaker 4: for today because I'm gonna look at you like you

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Speaker 4: a day late and a dollar short.

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Speaker 3: So nobody wants to hear it.

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Speaker 4: And it's just silly. It's silly, like we joking just

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Speaker 4: next time. Be ready to have those jokes saved for

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Speaker 4: me when I started to roast you. Now, so I'm waiting,

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Speaker 4: no book, got a you have a composition book full

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Speaker 4: teaser whatever that thing is. You don't know how eyes work.

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Speaker 4: But I see you, I'll see you, boob.

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Speaker 3: So Marie, what were you're an expert in this.

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Speaker 1: I was an.

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Speaker 4: Expert at group chats this week. Okay, when I tell

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Speaker 4: you I was killing the group chat game.

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Speaker 1: This is how I group chat.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I'm part of several group chats, right, and what

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Speaker 4: I do is I just put them all on do

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Speaker 4: like the third thing up.

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Speaker 3: So I'll be like, I'll scroll up a little bit.

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Speaker 1: And be like, girl, I love your new headshots.

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Speaker 4: And then everybody's like, oh my god, I haven't seen

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Speaker 4: you in days, but you so good. Right, I'll throw

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Speaker 4: one joke in and I'm in like one or two

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Speaker 4: is I'll scroll up and I'll just throw some shade

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Speaker 4: at Sydney real quick, and everybody you'll be like.

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Speaker 1: Hello, wello, wello llo, wello, wello.

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Speaker 2: Well yeah, that's pretty much what happens. I'm like, so

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Speaker 2: you're welcome, Marie, You're welcome.

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Speaker 4: Or Sydney will snapshot things in the group and be

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Speaker 4: like we are you seeing this?

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Speaker 1: And I'll be like, oh, I gotta go scroll up

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Speaker 1: three more days because you please me.

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Speaker 2: We're like Kobe and Shaq at this group chack, oh Shaq,

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Speaker 2: watch one of us?

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Speaker 4: Why we got to pick? And how about how about this?

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Speaker 4: How about where Kobe and Phil Jackson?

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Speaker 1: I like that better? You could be Kobe, I'll be

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Speaker 1: Phil Jackson. He got nine rings? Are you okay with that?

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Speaker 1: Or do you want you want to be?

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Speaker 3: Again?

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Speaker 1: Well, because I don't want to, I don't.

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Speaker 4: I'm not okay because Phil Jackson has nine rings and

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Speaker 4: Kobe has a couple, but he's the star that people know.

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Speaker 4: I feel like for what they do, they're both masters.

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Speaker 3: Let's uh end scene.

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Speaker 4: I can't believe you don't want to be Phil Jackson

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Speaker 4: anyway anyway, so we leave bald No. I feel like

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Speaker 4: he's a white man who still has all of his

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Speaker 4: salt and peather hair.

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Speaker 3: I don't know who Phil Jackson is.

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Speaker 4: He's the head coach of the Lakers, but he was

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Speaker 4: the coach of the Chicago Bulls when Michael Jordan won

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Speaker 4: all the rings.

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Speaker 1: Okay, see, why did you bring up sports if you

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Speaker 4: Also, he doesn't coach the Lakers no more so, just

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Speaker 4: so I know what I'm talking about. Okay, So we'll

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Speaker 4: figure out who's Phil Jackson as the episode, the.

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Speaker 3: Next, the next episode, we'll figure it out.

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Speaker 4: So this episode we have a really interesting guest, a

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Speaker 1: Do you want to.

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Speaker 3: Produce our guest today? No, that's all you girl.

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Speaker 4: She's googling Phil Jackson right now. Actually, jac shut up?

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Speaker 3: How does Phil phil?

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Speaker 1: Today? Our guest?

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Speaker 4: Our expert today is an expert in all things or

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Speaker 4: the unofficial expert in all things sex.

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Speaker 1: In public places.

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Speaker 4: Yes, when you hear somebod these stories, you're gonna be like,

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Speaker 4: I need to go to church because I.

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Speaker 1: Don't give it away.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, hold on, just just go to church so you

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Speaker 4: Guys, give it up for our unofficial sex and public

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Speaker 4: public places expert.

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Speaker 3: Paris.

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Speaker 1: Yay, Paris, Hi Paris you guys.

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Speaker 2: First of all, let's talk about what Paris got on.

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Speaker 2: Do you have uptowns? Are those air Force ones? You're

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Speaker 2: wearing air Force one at the unofficial.

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Speaker 3: Grandma skirt and like a tuxedo top and like a

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Speaker 2: Underwear number, because you never know what's going to happen

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Speaker 2: today for you. You are sex and public places, so

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Speaker 2: you always ready. Do you have like a backup pant

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Speaker 2: panted loaning? Do you like like underwear situation? Do you

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Speaker 2: have a backup?

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Speaker 3: No? After this, it's going to have to be like

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Speaker 3: free balling. No.

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Speaker 4: Also wearing a number of brooches. One of them is

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Speaker 4: a is an angel in an owl.

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Speaker 3: There's an owl. Hell, we got this little dance of skinny.

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Speaker 3: Where do you get these brooches from? All? These are

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Speaker 3: broaches or they're like ventage and they're kind of like given,

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Speaker 3: that's something you.

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Speaker 1: Stole some of those.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all that is.

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Speaker 1: You know they were given to me because you took something.

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Speaker 2: What is is that you volunteer at the Senior Citizen

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Speaker 2: Home and you'd be going.

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Speaker 3: Through and you were like glad about to this job

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Speaker 3: real quick, I tell your story.

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Speaker 1: Stealing from old people is funny.

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Speaker 3: It's so clutch.

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Speaker 3: I did? Ding as queen from me? Dog? You guys

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Speaker 1: What do you do?

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Speaker 3: My host a monthly show called The Say Our Collective

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Speaker 3: Electric Art Collective. It's based out of Brookland, and what

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Speaker 3: We both done that show. It's dope.

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Speaker 4: It was a dope show. Mine was like I did

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Speaker 3: Yeah, when you do in that warehouse things. Well, we

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Speaker 4: So how did you get into that? How did you

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Speaker 3: I've always been kind of an entertainer, come from like

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Speaker 4: We didn't even we didn't introduce her as that. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: You got mad names too, just like me, right, you

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Speaker 3: got all her egos? Well, I mean like Paris isn't

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Speaker 1: And you got mad brooches on and you got on uptowns.

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Speaker 2: And I got an uptowns, you got some legs, you

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Speaker 3: I was blessed with that thanks to the shoutouts like

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Speaker 3: for days, Oh my god.

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Speaker 4: So you were like Paris wanted.

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Speaker 3: Of course I couldn't come on. That's like real whack

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Speaker 3: back it up. Yeah, I got back that ship up.

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Speaker 3: So you went to Paris? Did you like it? Oh?

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Speaker 3: My god. I did what I was supposed to do.

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Speaker 3: I found up, I got real feed.

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Speaker 1: I got real feed in Paris.

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Speaker 3: It was I did what I was supposed to do.

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Speaker 3: I got roofi. Okay, I know, back out, back it out.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'll sit you here. Bill Cosby was alone, okay,

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Speaker 1: So so what happened? How did you get rufine?

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Speaker 3: Okay? So it was like the second day or the

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Speaker 3: So it was more like a year o trip. I

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Speaker 2: Wait, and how much did that cost? Because me and

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Speaker 2: Marie want to do something like that.

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Speaker 3: Honestly, we were smart about it. That shit was cheap

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Speaker 1: Hostel and I don't want a job.

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Speaker 3: Listen, we're all in there, like approaching thirties. Yeah, when

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Speaker 1: Okay, well, if I could turn about the haad of

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Speaker 3: So grateful that we have said too, but I was

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Speaker 3: also grateful that I have people that like hook us

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Speaker 2: Houses, so new people who are already out there, of course,

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Speaker 2: So give me all your connects.

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Speaker 4: Pass them to us, tell them two cute black girls

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Speaker 3: just do that, yes, are you kidding? And then especially

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Speaker 1: New York and New Yorkans, I think it's New Yorkers.

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Speaker 1: And New Aurekans, New Aurekans.

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Speaker 3: I was going to say that too, but that's real specky.

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Speaker 1: Yeah I didn't say that.

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Speaker 3: So what happened?

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Speaker 4: So you're you're you're being real cheap in Paris and

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Speaker 4: there are someone in the hostel room feed you're.

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Speaker 3: Like, so I we went out to like our first

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Speaker 3: and then long behold, wait.

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Speaker 1: Can you please? You went to the bar to get

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Speaker 1: a drink?

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Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I went to the bar, got to drink

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Speaker 3: for me and my best friend.

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Speaker 2: So your first drink, it was my first drink already

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Speaker 3: I think it was the bartender.

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Speaker 3: But then all I remember was after that drink, I

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Speaker 3: chileng drinking and drink gone gone and my gone. Kind

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Speaker 3: of scary, but like I wish she roofi too.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, both of you were rufied at the same.

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Speaker 3: Time, same fucking time. This this is crazy, except she had,

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Speaker 1: Like she left you there or somebody.

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Speaker 3: Left each other. I think, I don't know. It's always

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Speaker 2: And Marie were roofie together. I would be holding her

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Speaker 3: But it's like, you don't know, I'll be.

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Speaker 1: Roofed with her hands, Like come here, what is this?

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Speaker 1: Who is this? Get off?

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Speaker 3: My butty's open, she said, my butt Is it open?

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Speaker 1: Because that's what happened to Rufe. It opens up your ass.

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Speaker 2: Yeah listen, I've been rufe too, so I know. Oh okay, yeah,

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Speaker 2: it definitely like my my butthole started whistling.

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Speaker 3: And that's when I lived. It was it was whistling.

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Speaker 4: Oh happy day, your butt was whistling.

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Speaker 1: So she just left you in the club.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, we didn't know what happened, but she ended

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Speaker 3: It's definitely like probably like four to six hours later.

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Speaker 1: How do you know?

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Speaker 3: I don't what's the place? Nice? It was kind of cool.

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Speaker 3: because you can't rate by a dad like a dad's

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Speaker 1: You got tag team by a father's son. That's not funny.

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Speaker 3: But that's perspective. But I don't know that could be

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Speaker 1: It was like it was like dad tag me in.

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Speaker 3: Hashtag daddy.

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Speaker 3: I think so. I think because he was kind of older,

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Speaker 2: Like, okay, we need to get to the like sex

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Speaker 3: That was with consent.

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Speaker 4: So wait, so after that happened, you stayed in Paris

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Speaker 3: Thinking no, no, I mean I was sobered for a

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Speaker 2: Okay, so wait, you didn't go to the hospital there though,

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Speaker 2: to find out if something happened.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm not going to chime ruin my trap.

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Speaker 5: Said your trip was already ruined a little bit.

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Speaker 3: I was a little jann after that.

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Speaker 1: You were like, I have six weeks of this.

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Speaker 2: I can't go to the hospital.

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Speaker 3: I can't go to the house, like a few more

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Speaker 2: I don't want to find out that I might be pregnant.

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Speaker 4: It was like, listen, I just wanted to It could

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Speaker 4: burn while pe for six more weeks and then I'll

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Speaker 4: figure out what the antelote when I get to New York.

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Speaker 3: That's crazy. I never had STD Oh my god, lucky

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Speaker 3: you lucky? You mean this ship knock on because you

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Speaker 3: know some of us have been through it, you know.

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Speaker 2: Some of us aka us just sitting it.

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Speaker 3: So paris.

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Speaker 1: I feel like you have a lot of stories for us.

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Speaker 1: I just want to know.

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Speaker 2: So that opened you up to like sex and public places,

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Speaker 2: like what happened?

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Speaker 3: Like? Or have you always always been a sexual devient? Okay?

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Speaker 4: So can you tell us when you realize you were

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Speaker 3: No, that's like a difference.

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Speaker 1: Know just how old were you?

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Speaker 1: Like twelve?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 2: have a movie.

447
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,720
Speaker 3: But yeah, I was young when I knew I liked

448
00:19:45,119 --> 00:19:46,480
Speaker 3: sexual things.

449
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:49,159
Speaker 4: I feel like I feel so old, like I feel

450
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:50,920
Speaker 4: so delayed, which is.

451
00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:53,800
Speaker 3: Why I went and like was I'm very curious person

452
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:56,920
Speaker 3: like curiosity. Hopefully it was not going to kill this cat. Oh,

453
00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:01,520
Speaker 3: I am very curious. And I liked your go test

454
00:20:01,560 --> 00:20:05,240
Speaker 3: that ship out, So I'm going to go and figure

455
00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:07,879
Speaker 3: out a lot of things, Like I'll go go to

456
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:10,840
Speaker 3: boundaries like people shouldn't do like cross that thin red

457
00:20:10,920 --> 00:20:12,359
Speaker 3: line once in a while.

458
00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:14,920
Speaker 1: So S and M B D S M.

459
00:20:15,880 --> 00:20:19,000
Speaker 3: That's in there. That's in there. That's but that's all.

460
00:20:19,359 --> 00:20:20,240
Speaker 3: That's also very.

461
00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:23,240
Speaker 2: Selective, okay, because you look like you got some kind of.

462
00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:27,159
Speaker 3: Standards, like what hell? Yeah, I mean, but I do

463
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:29,800
Speaker 3: have standards, but like but like not really.

464
00:20:29,600 --> 00:20:31,280
Speaker 2: Wait are you just about to tell me how you

465
00:20:31,359 --> 00:20:33,760
Speaker 2: don't have standards right now? Because I do, but like

466
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,479
Speaker 2: not listen, just less end the sentence with you have

467
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:37,760
Speaker 2: standards standards?

468
00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:38,639
Speaker 3: Okay? Cool?

469
00:20:41,119 --> 00:20:46,000
Speaker 2: Yes, too much Sauce. I can't with you right now, Paris, Maara, Nara.

470
00:20:46,119 --> 00:20:47,920
Speaker 2: You got too much Mara and Nara right now.

471
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,680
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that shit is heavy. I can't with

472
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:54,280
Speaker 3: you guys. Okay, So, like, what do you want to

473
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:54,800
Speaker 3: hear about it?

474
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:59,639
Speaker 4: I want to hear maybe what's the craziest place that

475
00:20:59,720 --> 00:21:00,480
Speaker 4: you have hooked up with?

476
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:02,960
Speaker 3: One of them is a taxi cab in what in

477
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:06,879
Speaker 3: a taxi in a taxi camp. It wasn't an uber,

478
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:10,399
Speaker 3: it was not no, uber was not around. Not an

479
00:21:10,480 --> 00:21:11,639
Speaker 3: idea yet awful.

480
00:21:11,920 --> 00:21:13,639
Speaker 1: So who did you hook up with in a taxi?

481
00:21:13,880 --> 00:21:17,080
Speaker 3: Okay, well there's more than one, but like, okay, I

482
00:21:17,119 --> 00:21:18,159
Speaker 3: guess I.

483
00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:19,199
Speaker 1: Can't wait till you get to the house.

484
00:21:19,560 --> 00:21:22,400
Speaker 3: Nope, well no, I guess like at a young age,

485
00:21:22,400 --> 00:21:25,879
Speaker 3: you remember like taxic Confessions. Yeah, remember that show on

486
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,879
Speaker 3: HBO Taxicab Confession. So like I was young watching that

487
00:21:28,920 --> 00:21:31,520
Speaker 3: ship and I always know I was like, oh, from

488
00:21:31,520 --> 00:21:33,560
Speaker 3: that point on, I wanted I want to do ship

489
00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:34,520
Speaker 3: in a taxi cab.

490
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:38,000
Speaker 1: So that on that show they used to bang in taxis.

491
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,120
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the nineties.

492
00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:43,159
Speaker 1: You watch that, I'm gonna do that. So who who

493
00:21:43,240 --> 00:21:44,080
Speaker 1: did you do that with?

494
00:21:44,440 --> 00:21:47,000
Speaker 3: Well? The first one was kind of the first one

495
00:21:47,040 --> 00:21:50,040
Speaker 3: was like, but like, I've done it like three times

496
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:53,679
Speaker 3: with three different people. That's not that bad. It's not

497
00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:53,960
Speaker 3: a lot.

498
00:21:54,040 --> 00:21:58,760
Speaker 4: Actually is more three more than I've done, but you

499
00:21:58,800 --> 00:21:59,480
Speaker 4: don't count.

500
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,000
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you.

501
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:03,680
Speaker 3: I'm above all this. Shut up.

502
00:22:03,800 --> 00:22:05,640
Speaker 1: I transcend taxicabs.

503
00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:08,399
Speaker 3: Can you fly? Bit? No?

504
00:22:08,680 --> 00:22:11,640
Speaker 1: I go underground. I take I take the underground road.

505
00:22:12,080 --> 00:22:12,359
Speaker 3: You're a.

506
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:19,320
Speaker 1: Turtle, I'm shredder.

507
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:25,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've created a pinionta turtles. So but have you? So, wait,

508
00:22:25,040 --> 00:22:26,440
Speaker 4: what about cab drivers?

509
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:29,360
Speaker 3: Yeah? What about them? What about them?

510
00:22:30,119 --> 00:22:30,359
Speaker 4: Have you?

511
00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:32,840
Speaker 2: Taxicab confessional? Cab driver?

512
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:33,320
Speaker 1: Oh?

513
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:34,960
Speaker 3: I wish I was on that show. But there was

514
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:38,560
Speaker 3: this one guy. Okay, So like micro penises are real?

515
00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:40,879
Speaker 1: Wait? Yeah, is that how we're going to start to

516
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:41,960
Speaker 1: start the story off.

517
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:45,320
Speaker 3: Yeah. I feel like that's how everybody needs to know,

518
00:22:45,359 --> 00:22:47,159
Speaker 3: Like it's a real thing. It's not just like a

519
00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:54,080
Speaker 3: phrase like an idea. Micro penises are real. They sound horrifing.

520
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:57,080
Speaker 3: It kind of sucks because like if you're trying to

521
00:22:57,119 --> 00:22:59,119
Speaker 3: put those shoes on for a second and you're like,

522
00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:03,680
Speaker 3: oh the world, I can't imagine having a micro penis. Yeah,

523
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,280
Speaker 3: so how did you get to this microphone? Okay? So

524
00:23:06,320 --> 00:23:09,560
Speaker 3: I went out. I'm chilling and because this isn't my

525
00:23:09,600 --> 00:23:14,159
Speaker 3: first time at the rodeo, akay, taxi man h I

526
00:23:14,280 --> 00:23:17,600
Speaker 3: kind of like spit like the lingo. There's like, certainly.

527
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,320
Speaker 1: What do you say to test out somebody?

528
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,560
Speaker 3: I guess when it comes to like these average guys

529
00:23:22,640 --> 00:23:26,120
Speaker 3: like taxi Man's, you gotta like ask them if they're married,

530
00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:27,879
Speaker 3: because like most of them are, like, okay, he was

531
00:23:27,920 --> 00:23:30,280
Speaker 3: this hot ass Arab. Most of them are like Muslim, Arab,

532
00:23:30,480 --> 00:23:34,000
Speaker 3: like Indian. We got all kinds of like yeah, but aren't.

533
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:35,520
Speaker 4: You afraid that you're gonna say something and they're gonna

534
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:37,359
Speaker 4: be offended and like New.

535
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:40,760
Speaker 3: York kill you. Fuck now, you're gonna get offended or

536
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:43,119
Speaker 3: you're gonna get something told at you, no matter what.

537
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:44,000
Speaker 3: It's New York City.

538
00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:46,040
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I would have not restarted.

539
00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:48,600
Speaker 4: But I'm not gonna ask no Muslim man or no

540
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,160
Speaker 4: Arab man or nobody who's in a car that can

541
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:53,240
Speaker 4: lock me in anything that's gonna.

542
00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:54,320
Speaker 1: Make him kill me.

543
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:58,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely. I watch a lot of you know, I

544
00:23:58,200 --> 00:24:01,199
Speaker 3: guess that's being a woman. I'm a six ft four

545
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:05,520
Speaker 3: game man, Like try that ship, you guys, meant my

546
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:07,440
Speaker 3: dad he helped me with that. My dad.

547
00:24:07,800 --> 00:24:09,960
Speaker 2: Do you have mads or a taser or anything like that?

548
00:24:11,640 --> 00:24:15,400
Speaker 1: You got hands? Hands?

549
00:24:16,359 --> 00:24:19,720
Speaker 3: Like, are you crazy? He's lasted. But when I was six,

550
00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:23,080
Speaker 3: Nas came from there, are you kidding? Hands left or right?

551
00:24:23,240 --> 00:24:26,120
Speaker 1: I don't know if Nas was banging cab drivers though, no.

552
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:28,600
Speaker 3: Oh my god, he would hate me if I said that.

553
00:24:28,640 --> 00:24:30,360
Speaker 3: I'm not putting the two and two together.

554
00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:34,200
Speaker 2: And that's that friend, because Nas will be listening to. Honestly,

555
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:36,320
Speaker 2: he will be he will be.

556
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:43,000
Speaker 4: Nasier like my friends, God godson. So what happened? So

557
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:45,399
Speaker 4: you micropanises are real? You getting you know, the lingo

558
00:24:45,440 --> 00:24:46,720
Speaker 4: you're chatting with the cab drivers.

559
00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:50,560
Speaker 3: Phrases would be like are you how old are you?

560
00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:52,360
Speaker 3: How long have you lived here?

561
00:24:52,680 --> 00:24:54,360
Speaker 1: That sounds like regular small talk.

562
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:57,359
Speaker 3: That sounds like what I say when you're talking like

563
00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:01,200
Speaker 3: taxi cabs and like trying to like figure out certain things,

564
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,720
Speaker 3: you like go about it a certain way. Okay.

565
00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:06,560
Speaker 4: I thought that was just me being conversational in a cab.

566
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:09,120
Speaker 4: Beg you live in a neighborhood. Oh you going home

567
00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:11,480
Speaker 4: after this? Oh my god? You think these people think

568
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:14,720
Speaker 4: that I want to bang them in the cab, Marie.

569
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,879
Speaker 4: That's why my reviews are so low on Uber.

570
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,320
Speaker 2: I've actually had a couple of people hit on me

571
00:25:19,680 --> 00:25:21,639
Speaker 2: and I didn't even know that they were hitting on me,

572
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:24,639
Speaker 2: And then they were eventually like, I've.

573
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:25,800
Speaker 3: Been looking for a black girl.

574
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:28,439
Speaker 4: Like what, No, you're not going to tell me that

575
00:25:28,480 --> 00:25:30,520
Speaker 4: you're trying to add a black woman to your collection

576
00:25:30,680 --> 00:25:33,440
Speaker 4: of exactly vaginas that you've that's happened now?

577
00:25:34,520 --> 00:25:36,960
Speaker 3: And I was like, first of all, this car need to.

578
00:25:36,840 --> 00:25:43,879
Speaker 4: Tune up transmission is terribly Nah, don't that's like that.

579
00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:46,080
Speaker 4: This is how you don't get a black woman. I've

580
00:25:46,080 --> 00:25:48,120
Speaker 4: been looking for a black woman. That's how you don't.

581
00:25:48,160 --> 00:25:50,760
Speaker 4: That's not how you start to way to drive that up.

582
00:25:51,800 --> 00:25:54,119
Speaker 2: And you're not even in a you're not in a

583
00:25:54,160 --> 00:25:55,560
Speaker 2: black car suv.

584
00:25:56,200 --> 00:25:58,600
Speaker 4: Now we send a toyo to sea and right now

585
00:25:58,600 --> 00:25:59,760
Speaker 4: and it's a dusty grain.

586
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:03,879
Speaker 2: I'm gonna walk now, I'm gonna walk.

587
00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:07,359
Speaker 4: I used to work at this restaurant and I was

588
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:10,280
Speaker 4: a hostess. It was in La and this girl came in.

589
00:26:10,359 --> 00:26:12,879
Speaker 4: She was real pretty. She's talking to me, She's asking

590
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:14,919
Speaker 4: me about the menu, blah blah blah. I'm like, hey,

591
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:16,159
Speaker 4: you can come back if you're not gonna eat here,

592
00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,240
Speaker 4: blah blah blah blah.

593
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:19,520
Speaker 1: And she was like if I come back, will you

594
00:26:19,520 --> 00:26:19,800
Speaker 1: be here?

595
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,240
Speaker 4: And I was like maybe, you know these are my

596
00:26:21,320 --> 00:26:23,879
Speaker 4: shifts bla And then she left and I was like

597
00:26:23,920 --> 00:26:26,359
Speaker 4: she was really nice. And everybody at the hostand was

598
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:29,080
Speaker 4: like she was hitting on you and I was like, no,

599
00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:31,679
Speaker 4: I'm not gay, and they were like, but she was.

600
00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:34,919
Speaker 4: You see that tapered cutter she had, bitch, I have

601
00:26:34,960 --> 00:26:45,879
Speaker 4: a taper cut and you're gay so so so.

602
00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:47,359
Speaker 3: Has anybody ever hit on you?

603
00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,720
Speaker 2: Pirates that you were like, no thing, no, hold on,

604
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:50,760
Speaker 2: I want to get the restaurant.

605
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:56,040
Speaker 4: A lot of women hit on you. You better get

606
00:26:56,080 --> 00:26:57,119
Speaker 4: that up, cougar money.

607
00:26:57,160 --> 00:26:58,879
Speaker 3: I know, I think about it sometimes, like can I

608
00:26:58,920 --> 00:27:01,200
Speaker 3: do it? But I'm like one of the true queers.

609
00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:06,080
Speaker 3: They never put my dick in a vagina virgina. Yeah,

610
00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:10,639
Speaker 3: I can't like virgina. I'm not into vagina. I ate

611
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:12,520
Speaker 3: that ship. That's how bad. I didn't want to fuck it.

612
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:14,960
Speaker 1: Wait you you would? You did that?

613
00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:21,880
Speaker 3: Yeah? I know my face is down there. I can't

614
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 3: believe I'm doing this. Is because I don't want to.

615
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:29,439
Speaker 4: I feel like that's more. Yeah, intimate, like that is worse?

616
00:27:30,400 --> 00:27:31,920
Speaker 4: Is better, but like worse, Like if.

617
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:33,680
Speaker 1: I could touch your walls with my tongue.

618
00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:34,639
Speaker 3: Yeah, we go.

619
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:37,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was good talk.

620
00:27:37,480 --> 00:27:40,520
Speaker 4: They'd listen to me talking to them right now, So

621
00:27:41,160 --> 00:27:42,040
Speaker 4: you get any scapped?

622
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:43,879
Speaker 1: Do you ask these questions? They'd be like, yeah, I'm

623
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:44,680
Speaker 1: getting your.

624
00:27:44,680 --> 00:27:47,240
Speaker 3: Questions are like how old are you? And are you single?

625
00:27:47,520 --> 00:27:49,679
Speaker 3: And if they're like past thirty five and single and

626
00:27:49,720 --> 00:27:52,440
Speaker 3: have never been married, then I'm like okay, homo, let's

627
00:27:52,480 --> 00:27:52,680
Speaker 3: do this.

628
00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:57,199
Speaker 4: Oh, I know some straight I feel like I know

629
00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:59,240
Speaker 4: some straight dudes who are over thirty five and have

630
00:27:59,320 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 4: never been married.

631
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:01,800
Speaker 3: They have some serious issues.

632
00:28:02,240 --> 00:28:04,359
Speaker 1: I do always think that, you know, it's.

633
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:06,520
Speaker 3: A fucking fag. You can like break it down. Then

634
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,440
Speaker 3: you have to ask them like what's going on? What's wrong?

635
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:11,080
Speaker 3: Don't you know I'm here with you. I don't want

636
00:28:11,080 --> 00:28:12,560
Speaker 3: to talk about it. And then like okay, then you're

637
00:28:12,560 --> 00:28:15,280
Speaker 3: gonna be with these it's just forever, Like next you

638
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:16,760
Speaker 3: got too many issues for me.

639
00:28:17,000 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 2: So then they're like, whoa, I got some issues, but can.

640
00:28:19,480 --> 00:28:21,879
Speaker 3: You get in the front seat. No, it's not like that.

641
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:24,120
Speaker 3: And then once I figure out like they have these

642
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:30,239
Speaker 3: major issues, and I'm like, stop that meter and you

643
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:36,879
Speaker 3: want this yeah yeah, yeah, it's always accent. I'm like, okay,

644
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:41,080
Speaker 3: so I up front, or we can go to your house,

645
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:42,880
Speaker 3: or because we're not going going to my house, I'm

646
00:28:42,880 --> 00:28:48,520
Speaker 3: not gonna have that happened once, but or we can

647
00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:50,960
Speaker 3: do it like right here in the back. And this

648
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,720
Speaker 3: gentleman was just like come up in the front. This

649
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:55,320
Speaker 3: is like last gentleman I'm specifically talking about. It was like,

650
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:56,040
Speaker 3: come up in the front.

651
00:28:56,560 --> 00:28:59,040
Speaker 1: Like and now just parked like on canal, like where

652
00:28:59,080 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 1: did where was?

653
00:28:59,720 --> 00:28:59,840
Speaker 2: Here?

654
00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:01,480
Speaker 3: Was looking me out from the Lower east Side and

655
00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:04,160
Speaker 3: he was taking me home in Bushwack. Oh that's awful.

656
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:06,840
Speaker 3: So you were in Bushwick doing this or yeah, we

657
00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:09,680
Speaker 3: were like passing mad cabs doing this, I mean cops

658
00:29:09,720 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 3: doing this too. But you actually drove to Brooklyn and

659
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:13,720
Speaker 3: did it there.

660
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:14,400
Speaker 4: Mm hmm.

661
00:29:14,760 --> 00:29:17,320
Speaker 3: Well we were talking and I was figuring it out,

662
00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:19,600
Speaker 3: and then that like once we got over the bridge,

663
00:29:19,640 --> 00:29:21,280
Speaker 3: I was like, stop that meter. Once we got to

664
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:24,280
Speaker 3: like Broadway by the train, I was like, stop the meter.

665
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:27,000
Speaker 2: So just in case things don't work out, you get

666
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:28,000
Speaker 2: gets the train.

667
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:32,520
Speaker 3: And then I said stopped the meter. I was like,

668
00:29:33,160 --> 00:29:36,120
Speaker 3: you want me. He's like, oh my god. Yeah, We're

669
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 3: like okay fine. He was really cute too. He's like

670
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:43,280
Speaker 3: this really cute middle Eastern guy. H and tiny. He's

671
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:47,520
Speaker 3: like short. Letbe like five seven and I hop in

672
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 3: the front.

673
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:49,800
Speaker 2: You said five to seven. Now we'd be having some

674
00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:50,600
Speaker 2: listeners that.

675
00:29:50,600 --> 00:29:53,880
Speaker 1: Are probably five seven.

676
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:00,320
Speaker 2: I mean, so you should correct that and just be

677
00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:02,160
Speaker 2: like an average five to seven.

678
00:30:02,520 --> 00:30:06,480
Speaker 4: Well he's six four, so five seven is tiny to him. Okay, Also,

679
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 4: five seven is not that tall.

680
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:14,960
Speaker 3: My sister five seven, like, you're just above average woman height. Yeah. Yeah,

681
00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 3: you feel some type of way to make it up

682
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:17,760
Speaker 3: in something.

683
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:20,480
Speaker 4: Else, throwing a throwing a time cruise, hidden wedge or

684
00:30:20,520 --> 00:30:22,240
Speaker 4: something something.

685
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:25,360
Speaker 3: For a long time, I can't believe that happened.

686
00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:26,040
Speaker 1: I don't believe that.

687
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:27,280
Speaker 3: Actually, don't think that actually happens.

688
00:30:27,720 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 1: I don't believe. So you happen in the front.

689
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:35,040
Speaker 3: You're in the front, and he starts like jerking me off.

690
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:40,440
Speaker 4: When you happen in front, you slide oh because you

691
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 4: can't go between the seats, right.

692
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:43,560
Speaker 1: Because you can't go to get out.

693
00:30:43,600 --> 00:30:45,840
Speaker 3: It's like me going in the front. I'm buckling my ship.

694
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:50,959
Speaker 3: I'm ready to go. It's like hello, and he goes, oh,

695
00:30:51,760 --> 00:30:54,120
Speaker 3: goes to work, and then like you know, I'm gay,

696
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:57,360
Speaker 3: So I want to like touch his penis and then

697
00:30:57,400 --> 00:30:59,920
Speaker 3: he like tries to he like takes my rest and

698
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:01,760
Speaker 3: like no, no, no, no, you can't. I'm like, wa, you

699
00:31:01,800 --> 00:31:03,080
Speaker 3: mean I can't, Yes, I can.

700
00:31:03,520 --> 00:31:05,280
Speaker 1: Right right right, you're checking me off?

701
00:31:05,320 --> 00:31:08,160
Speaker 3: What the fuck? Right, it's my turn. I wanted to

702
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:11,960
Speaker 3: feel what I'm working with and he's like no, it's

703
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:16,280
Speaker 3: it's really small. I'm like, oh, Okay, so it's below

704
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:20,480
Speaker 3: average whatever I understand. I'm about it's totally cool. I've

705
00:31:20,520 --> 00:31:23,440
Speaker 3: worked with this a long time. And he's like, no,

706
00:31:23,600 --> 00:31:25,920
Speaker 3: it's small. I'm like, yeah, whatever, it's cool. And then

707
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:30,080
Speaker 3: like I reach over for it, I get like, I'm

708
00:31:30,120 --> 00:31:32,280
Speaker 3: like furiously like trying to unbuckle his hands and.

709
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:37,080
Speaker 1: He's like sweating. He's he's like, please touch and I

710
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:38,080
Speaker 1: can't find it.

711
00:31:38,320 --> 00:31:40,440
Speaker 3: I fucking open his pants and I finally put my

712
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 3: hand inside and it's literally like just hold that like a.

713
00:31:45,520 --> 00:31:51,680
Speaker 1: Finger, just grab it. That's how scary.

714
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:55,200
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that was hard. That was like fully erect.

715
00:31:55,240 --> 00:31:58,840
Speaker 3: And then like mind not sure. Reaction was to like gasp.

716
00:31:58,520 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 1: And where's the rest?

717
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:06,760
Speaker 3: Have ever done that? Just be like, oh no, that

718
00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:09,720
Speaker 3: was my first time, Like I've never guessed.

719
00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:11,960
Speaker 2: I've seen some swan ones and I'm just like, well,

720
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:13,400
Speaker 2: you know this is what God gave.

721
00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:14,240
Speaker 3: You, Sidney.

722
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:15,160
Speaker 1: You a good Christian?

723
00:32:15,200 --> 00:32:16,600
Speaker 3: Now, I said, this is church.

724
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:20,520
Speaker 4: I take you as you are, he without saying cast

725
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 4: the first tiny penis so I'm not. I feel like

726
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:27,760
Speaker 4: I've never seen anything that was that small, But like,

727
00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:30,040
Speaker 4: if ever, I'd be like, what is that?

728
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:33,400
Speaker 3: Where? Google them? Have you never googled that. No, but

729
00:32:33,440 --> 00:32:35,520
Speaker 3: I'm a Google right now, you're gonna be.

730
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 1: Like, that's so crazy, micro penis, So what happened? So

731
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:43,320
Speaker 1: you were like, you know, laughed.

732
00:32:43,720 --> 00:32:50,560
Speaker 3: I was like, okay, I'm still really horny, and I

733
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 3: literally turned out was like, so you want to go

734
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:54,440
Speaker 3: in the back and I fu the ship out of you?

735
00:32:54,960 --> 00:32:57,160
Speaker 3: Like yeah, please? What he was like, let me do

736
00:32:57,280 --> 00:33:01,240
Speaker 3: you what I mean? I'm Firstyle, but that ship was

737
00:33:01,400 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 3: not happening. You're kidding me. The fucking It's like somebody

738
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:07,800
Speaker 3: blowing in my asshole with that little thing.

739
00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:11,480
Speaker 1: No, that is terrifying.

740
00:33:11,760 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 4: You're never afraid that when you get into these situations

741
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 4: it's something bad is going to happen to you.

742
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 1: Okay, I mean I guess it goes back.

743
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:20,680
Speaker 3: I don't think about that, like I understand that's a reality.

744
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:22,680
Speaker 3: But what I'm thinking about when I get it when

745
00:33:22,720 --> 00:33:26,120
Speaker 3: I because I feel like I do attract these situations

746
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:29,560
Speaker 3: so like they're never going to be negative. They're always

747
00:33:29,560 --> 00:33:32,760
Speaker 3: an understanding for me and to understand my souse. Wow,

748
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:35,160
Speaker 3: yeah I can't. I don't you know what next?

749
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:35,840
Speaker 1: Play it in taxi.

750
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 4: I'm gonna ask all these questions and I'm sure and

751
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:40,160
Speaker 4: then I'll be like stop the meter and they're like

752
00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:43,040
Speaker 4: what I'm gonna be like, I I'm well responding, I'm

753
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:43,560
Speaker 4: on the phone.

754
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:45,000
Speaker 1: Actually I'm on the phone.

755
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:55,400
Speaker 4: That's the beginning of a loan Order SVU episode. He's

756
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:58,680
Speaker 4: gonna take my body and throw my tiny body over

757
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,720
Speaker 4: the bridge water and then ice teeth gonna find me

758
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:04,240
Speaker 4: and be like she was actually a hoe because you know,

759
00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:05,640
Speaker 4: they think everybody that's floating in.

760
00:34:05,640 --> 00:34:06,880
Speaker 1: The water that's true.

761
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:08,080
Speaker 3: Be like she's a prostitute.

762
00:34:08,120 --> 00:34:09,600
Speaker 4: And then they go go to my mom's house and

763
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:11,640
Speaker 4: be like we found your prostitute, whole ass daughter, And

764
00:34:11,680 --> 00:34:13,680
Speaker 4: my dad's gonna be like I knew she was a hoe,

765
00:34:15,000 --> 00:34:19,080
Speaker 4: something I would never My dad would be like, my daughter, gross,

766
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:23,200
Speaker 4: can what is this?

767
00:34:23,200 --> 00:34:26,040
Speaker 1: This is a micro preas take this text text.

768
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:28,040
Speaker 3: Let me say, let me say, let me it looks

769
00:34:28,080 --> 00:34:32,200
Speaker 3: like a fucking problem. You can't even take it to

770
00:34:32,280 --> 00:34:33,000
Speaker 3: your face.

771
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:37,200
Speaker 1: It looks like a like a thumb. That's terrible.

772
00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:40,799
Speaker 3: That was that was not like I haven't I mean

773
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:41,200
Speaker 3: there are.

774
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:47,640
Speaker 1: That Wow, that was a tiny little penis.

775
00:34:48,160 --> 00:34:50,920
Speaker 4: So Paris, can you tell us, like list some of

776
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:53,920
Speaker 4: the places, like the public places that you've had sex.

777
00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:58,600
Speaker 3: Like taxicabs is totally one of them. I guess what's

778
00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:02,239
Speaker 3: iconic for New York the hallways and like buildings, Like

779
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:04,359
Speaker 3: when you're walking out and like trying to throw your

780
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 3: trash out and it's like you.

781
00:35:06,360 --> 00:35:09,080
Speaker 1: Have sex, like on the way back from the trash chute.

782
00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:12,960
Speaker 2: I know that's you catch me taking out the trash

783
00:35:13,080 --> 00:35:14,480
Speaker 2: and then fucking some trash.

784
00:35:14,560 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 1: You can see me taking out the trash and then taking.

785
00:35:16,960 --> 00:35:23,000
Speaker 3: Out underground like hallway system. No, I'm under building and like.

786
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:26,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's where the random had sex, you know what.

787
00:35:28,040 --> 00:35:29,640
Speaker 1: But it's not back in the day.

788
00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,520
Speaker 2: I think I've been in that like little passage way

789
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:34,520
Speaker 2: that you've like gone to the back of the building.

790
00:35:34,560 --> 00:35:39,239
Speaker 3: After that, there's nothing there. It's just like a hallway.

791
00:35:39,719 --> 00:35:43,200
Speaker 3: That's I've been in my early twenties. Oh, parks, parks,

792
00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 3: park benches like.

793
00:35:44,680 --> 00:35:46,799
Speaker 2: Crazy, I've done what We don't have sex on a

794
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:50,319
Speaker 2: park bench. But I've definitely which park, Central Park, Yeah,

795
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:51,120
Speaker 2: Prospect Park.

796
00:35:51,160 --> 00:35:53,480
Speaker 3: I mean Central Park is like totally not a park.

797
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 3: Park now, Washington Square Park, Astoria Park.

798
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:57,439
Speaker 1: I didn't even know it was a park.

799
00:35:57,480 --> 00:36:02,120
Speaker 4: In his historia, Queen's got parks, Oh my god, working

800
00:36:02,560 --> 00:36:03,440
Speaker 4: palm trees over.

801
00:36:03,640 --> 00:36:06,120
Speaker 2: I pulled around, I filled around on a park bench.

802
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:08,279
Speaker 3: I've never had sex when I got one time we

803
00:36:08,280 --> 00:36:10,640
Speaker 3: were about to get caught by the police. Wait, I'm lying.

804
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:12,719
Speaker 4: I'm like, I actually did have sex on a park

805
00:36:13,160 --> 00:36:14,319
Speaker 4: So you were sitting on his lap?

806
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:16,560
Speaker 3: Yeah? No, Yeah, I was bottoming of this one with

807
00:36:16,680 --> 00:36:20,080
Speaker 3: this guy and he was like, I was like bouncing

808
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:24,360
Speaker 3: on it. And then the cops doing that too, shine

809
00:36:24,480 --> 00:36:26,799
Speaker 3: the light and I always like hopped right off and

810
00:36:26,840 --> 00:36:31,240
Speaker 3: hopped right off. My dick is out, like my pants

811
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:33,799
Speaker 3: are on the farm. I'm like, well, we're not doing it.

812
00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:35,880
Speaker 3: Like if I get a ticket, it's like public and

813
00:36:37,280 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 3: decency and that. And then they like turned the light

814
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:43,080
Speaker 3: and they're like, oh god, your parents were.

815
00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:47,279
Speaker 4: Off when that happened. That's wild city. That happened to

816
00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:47,960
Speaker 4: you before too.

817
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:49,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, but there was no cops. We were just in

818
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:53,040
Speaker 2: some rinky dan park in freaking Harlem.

819
00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:54,800
Speaker 1: I didn't know Harlem had parks.

820
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:58,080
Speaker 3: Yes, apparently a lot of places at park. Yeah.

821
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:00,520
Speaker 2: You just don't get out, you don't get around.

822
00:37:00,520 --> 00:37:01,840
Speaker 3: You just stay in your apartment.

823
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:05,080
Speaker 4: I don't go to Queens and I don't go to Harlem.

824
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:07,839
Speaker 1: Yeah I did that, but it was really quick.

825
00:37:07,920 --> 00:37:11,759
Speaker 2: It was like I got on and then literally, I

826
00:37:11,800 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 2: don't know, two minutes later he was done.

827
00:37:14,640 --> 00:37:16,640
Speaker 3: He was done because because it's better.

828
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:19,120
Speaker 2: It's like I did all this in the park, like

829
00:37:19,160 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 2: there's mosquitos.

830
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:22,319
Speaker 1: He thought like, how did you did you have a

831
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:23,640
Speaker 1: skirt on or a dress?

832
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:25,360
Speaker 3: Yeah? I had I had a dress.

833
00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:27,759
Speaker 2: I got bit by a mosquito. The mosquito bit me

834
00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:30,440
Speaker 2: longer than then I was hooking up. I was like,

835
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:32,759
Speaker 2: what what are we doing? I should just have sex

836
00:37:32,800 --> 00:37:33,480
Speaker 2: with this mosquito?

837
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:35,040
Speaker 1: Like we go together.

838
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:37,960
Speaker 4: Now he's been inside me.

839
00:37:38,719 --> 00:37:39,640
Speaker 3: That's so clear.

840
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:48,640
Speaker 4: So Parks, So you have Parks cab. We always Macy's

841
00:37:49,200 --> 00:37:51,560
Speaker 4: Mazy changing room.

842
00:37:51,719 --> 00:37:54,200
Speaker 2: Listen, the price point is not high enough for me

843
00:37:54,280 --> 00:37:55,279
Speaker 2: to be in there having sex.

844
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:58,480
Speaker 1: I feel like it's just the right amount of It's

845
00:37:58,760 --> 00:37:59,480
Speaker 1: just low enough.

846
00:38:00,480 --> 00:38:02,640
Speaker 3: No, I want to be bodn have you?

847
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:04,520
Speaker 1: Yes?

848
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:06,920
Speaker 3: I have actually and I use that money.

849
00:38:07,080 --> 00:38:09,480
Speaker 1: You think that you would be able to get away with.

850
00:38:09,560 --> 00:38:13,600
Speaker 4: Having sex in adorf Nah, man, I'm like, Macy's is

851
00:38:13,640 --> 00:38:14,360
Speaker 4: where you do it.

852
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:17,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is where you can get away with hit.

853
00:38:18,120 --> 00:38:21,279
Speaker 2: I don't have no personal shopper or whatnot bringing clothes.

854
00:38:21,080 --> 00:38:22,879
Speaker 3: To my dress room.

855
00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:28,000
Speaker 4: No, so Macy's, Macy's changing. Who did you bang? Did

856
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:29,960
Speaker 4: you somebody you knew? Somebody you met at Macy's.

857
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:34,040
Speaker 3: It was somebody I met at Macy's that day. Yeah,

858
00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:34,920
Speaker 3: like okay, So.

859
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:36,720
Speaker 1: Like did they have a Macy's card?

860
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:41,680
Speaker 3: Like were They's too many details, like I don't care

861
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:43,520
Speaker 3: about that. It was just smart about the D.

862
00:38:45,480 --> 00:38:46,480
Speaker 1: How does that happen?

863
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:51,000
Speaker 3: I love if there's anything a page that I took

864
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:53,719
Speaker 3: out from like my like older queens and like my

865
00:38:53,960 --> 00:38:56,680
Speaker 3: learning from Queen's history is like cruising is the best

866
00:38:56,840 --> 00:39:00,160
Speaker 3: and it's still alive. Queen's you're talking about the my

867
00:39:00,320 --> 00:39:03,360
Speaker 3: LGBT community and my Queen's No, that's.

868
00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:04,840
Speaker 1: A story story.

869
00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:07,360
Speaker 4: I was like Queen's teaches you to have sex and

870
00:39:08,640 --> 00:39:10,320
Speaker 4: people that you meet trying on a blouse.

871
00:39:13,400 --> 00:39:15,200
Speaker 3: I guess like a part of me is like I'm

872
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:18,120
Speaker 3: always going to cruise, Like I know, I just read

873
00:39:18,239 --> 00:39:21,879
Speaker 3: on body language. Can you explain cruising? Cruising cruising down

874
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:22,280
Speaker 3: the street?

875
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:24,719
Speaker 1: It must six fo No, definitely.

876
00:39:26,160 --> 00:39:30,239
Speaker 3: Now Marie Paris. Cruising is like when you go out

877
00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:32,719
Speaker 3: and like looking, you go you go out looking for

878
00:39:32,840 --> 00:39:34,080
Speaker 3: the D and or.

879
00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:37,000
Speaker 4: A gentleman like window shopping on people's flies so you

880
00:39:37,200 --> 00:39:41,960
Speaker 4: are d patrol, You're like the watch crew, okay, and.

881
00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:45,719
Speaker 3: It comes down to like eye contact, body language, and

882
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:48,960
Speaker 3: then from there you get closer and then it's just it's.

883
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:51,520
Speaker 1: Just straight people don't cruise. We just get cat called

884
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,880
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah you. Have you ever gone out Marie and

885
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,640
Speaker 1: be like, oh, I want to I want to meet

886
00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:57,839
Speaker 1: a guy.

887
00:39:58,080 --> 00:40:00,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, But have you gone out and never cruised? I don't.

888
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 3: I don't think that I have to cruise.

889
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,360
Speaker 4: I go outside and then somebody trying to talk to me,

890
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,759
Speaker 4: I'll be like, eh, sir, leave me alone because you're

891
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:12,400
Speaker 4: so short five seven. I'm sorry. I just saw your

892
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:14,680
Speaker 4: ID when you were checking in just now. It says

893
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:16,200
Speaker 4: that you live in Queens.

894
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:21,239
Speaker 3: So bye. But also I guess like you need to

895
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:23,520
Speaker 3: go out with the intention of like having one to

896
00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:24,040
Speaker 3: have sex.

897
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:26,719
Speaker 2: I don't ever gone out with your friends and be like, yeah,

898
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:28,560
Speaker 2: we just want to go out and meet some guys,

899
00:40:28,719 --> 00:40:29,879
Speaker 2: like have them pay for our drinks.

900
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 4: Yes, that's to be every time to go outside. But

901
00:40:31,560 --> 00:40:34,280
Speaker 4: I've never been like I just want to go. I'm

902
00:40:34,280 --> 00:40:36,160
Speaker 4: gonna go return this shirt to Mason's that I wore

903
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:38,840
Speaker 4: last week and we made our contact.

904
00:40:38,920 --> 00:40:41,400
Speaker 1: We gonna have sexy in the fitting room. I've never

905
00:40:41,520 --> 00:40:42,160
Speaker 1: left my house and.

906
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:46,759
Speaker 3: Thought that, well, then you've never left the house like mine, Dick.

907
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:48,160
Speaker 1: I don't need it.

908
00:40:49,719 --> 00:40:52,000
Speaker 3: I'm doing really well. It's really.

909
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:54,040
Speaker 1: So interesting.

910
00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:56,680
Speaker 2: We're just gonna have a podcast and ask them real questions, like, so,

911
00:40:56,920 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 2: why is it that you are so okay without Penis?

912
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:03,759
Speaker 4: Panis don't pay my bills? Is paying my bills? Then

913
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:06,800
Speaker 4: I would need Penis every day. Penis was talking of

914
00:41:06,840 --> 00:41:10,680
Speaker 4: Horizon wireless for me, and Penis was calling Sally May regularly.

915
00:41:10,880 --> 00:41:13,680
Speaker 4: Then yes, I would need it daily. But it's not

916
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:15,000
Speaker 4: it's not playing none of my bills.

917
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:17,640
Speaker 3: Not so much that I needed daily. It's just more

918
00:41:17,719 --> 00:41:18,440
Speaker 3: like I'm horny.

919
00:41:18,600 --> 00:41:20,120
Speaker 1: It sounds like you need it every day.

920
00:41:20,200 --> 00:41:20,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, and May.

921
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:23,560
Speaker 4: Nothing that you said makes it sound like you don't

922
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:24,600
Speaker 4: need that's rock bottom.

923
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:25,680
Speaker 1: You rock bottom.

924
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:29,080
Speaker 4: If you're the longest, it's the longest you going out.

925
00:41:29,080 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 3: Penis, Oh my god, a really long time for you.

926
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:35,200
Speaker 3: It might be three hours, no, like I can't say

927
00:41:35,239 --> 00:41:35,759
Speaker 3: it like a year?

928
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,800
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, okay, So what happened where you where you

929
00:41:39,160 --> 00:41:40,960
Speaker 4: That's where Marie is at right where you locked up.

930
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:44,600
Speaker 1: It's it's been a year from Sidney. If you will Shutina,

931
00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:48,400
Speaker 1: if you want shut your whole China.

932
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:58,640
Speaker 4: My vagina just spilt the tea. Vagina is leaking your

933
00:41:58,680 --> 00:41:59,640
Speaker 4: piggy down for a pussy.

934
00:42:00,960 --> 00:42:03,560
Speaker 3: I love them that it gave birth to me. So

935
00:42:03,840 --> 00:42:05,160
Speaker 3: what happened?

936
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:06,839
Speaker 1: Why did you go a year without getting done?

937
00:42:07,000 --> 00:42:09,239
Speaker 3: Oh? You know, I had to like become like I

938
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:10,520
Speaker 3: had to learn how to love myself.

939
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:12,600
Speaker 2: You had to do born again Christian type shit.

940
00:42:12,719 --> 00:42:14,480
Speaker 1: Seven day advantage Jehovah's Witness.

941
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:17,640
Speaker 3: They took you to one in a program. They try

942
00:42:17,719 --> 00:42:19,480
Speaker 3: to burn you, they try to turn straight.

943
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:23,319
Speaker 1: Oh did they send you to a straight camp?

944
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:26,759
Speaker 3: No? No, he was way past that. Yeah, he just

945
00:42:26,880 --> 00:42:27,520
Speaker 3: was trying to find him.

946
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:28,359
Speaker 1: So he was like, too late.

947
00:42:28,840 --> 00:42:31,719
Speaker 3: Did you stop drinking and stuff? And no, I grew up,

948
00:42:31,719 --> 00:42:34,800
Speaker 3: although I just became responsible and I honestly like loving

949
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:37,160
Speaker 3: myself is where it comes from. You live and learn.

950
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:40,120
Speaker 2: So do you think having sex in public is a

951
00:42:40,239 --> 00:42:43,399
Speaker 2: sign of like power or or you need help?

952
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:46,440
Speaker 3: It depends how you go and it depends who you are.

953
00:42:46,640 --> 00:42:49,440
Speaker 3: It depends how you go about this ship in the beginning.

954
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 3: In the beginning, yeah, I was more like I need help,

955
00:42:52,760 --> 00:42:55,640
Speaker 3: or maybe you were just young and young, but still

956
00:42:55,840 --> 00:43:00,680
Speaker 3: young people need help. And once he became older, young

957
00:43:00,760 --> 00:43:05,480
Speaker 3: people do need help. They do. Then when you become older,

958
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:08,239
Speaker 3: it's becomes more of a decision and it becomes more Yeah,

959
00:43:08,280 --> 00:43:12,759
Speaker 3: it becomes power. And also some part of it is

960
00:43:12,800 --> 00:43:15,799
Speaker 3: somewhat afetish, you know, having sex in like the public.

961
00:43:15,719 --> 00:43:17,239
Speaker 1: Well, what else have you had sex? Have you had

962
00:43:17,280 --> 00:43:18,000
Speaker 1: sex in a church?

963
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:22,319
Speaker 3: That's actually a goal of mine. I wanted to confessional.

964
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:28,360
Speaker 3: Religious hotels are gonna not but like, I don't care whatever,

965
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:31,480
Speaker 3: they're not having sex. I am. Have you had exactly

966
00:43:31,719 --> 00:43:34,239
Speaker 3: what the questions? If God wants to strike me.

967
00:43:34,360 --> 00:43:37,440
Speaker 4: You can't have father Maul Dune sitting in your jiz spot,

968
00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 4: your wet spot.

969
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:40,040
Speaker 3: I think it's so hot. I just want to be

970
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:42,920
Speaker 3: like jailly father. It's been like fuck yeah and then

971
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:44,239
Speaker 3: like fucking that confessional.

972
00:43:44,960 --> 00:43:48,000
Speaker 1: I'm not going to hell with you today. Have you

973
00:43:48,080 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 1: had sex in a school?

974
00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:54,080
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, I've totally blown some guy in the school. Yeah. No,

975
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:56,600
Speaker 3: I wanted to blow a teacher, but that didn't happen. Well,

976
00:43:57,320 --> 00:43:59,320
Speaker 3: was it a school that you were going to? It

977
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:02,880
Speaker 3: was actually it's just school, And it's kind of like

978
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:06,640
Speaker 3: going like Sunday class Sunday school. Yeah, and we totally

979
00:44:06,719 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 3: both knew we were like little homos, and we both

980
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:13,000
Speaker 3: went to like the bathroom together, and we like totally

981
00:44:13,040 --> 00:44:14,919
Speaker 3: blew each other off. But like our ticks were small,

982
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:17,520
Speaker 3: like they barely came, so I it was pointless. I

983
00:44:17,640 --> 00:44:19,200
Speaker 3: was like real young. That was like that twelve year

984
00:44:19,239 --> 00:44:20,479
Speaker 3: old you know, discovering shit.

985
00:44:20,760 --> 00:44:23,560
Speaker 1: Oh okay, where else? Playground?

986
00:44:24,120 --> 00:44:25,160
Speaker 3: Well yeah that's the park.

987
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:29,640
Speaker 1: Okay, movie theater just a hand job.

988
00:44:30,080 --> 00:44:35,000
Speaker 3: Supermarket No, ew, I don't like supermarkets. I hate processed foods.

989
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,480
Speaker 3: So like supermarkets, like really you can go like an organic,

990
00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:40,480
Speaker 3: but like that doesn't make sense. You too good for

991
00:44:40,640 --> 00:44:41,479
Speaker 3: processed food?

992
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:44,680
Speaker 1: Put you not too good for park bench penis?

993
00:44:44,840 --> 00:44:47,920
Speaker 3: You got it? That's raw? No, no, no, no, save

994
00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:50,280
Speaker 3: sacks say sex. I shouldn't say that. No, I'm always

995
00:44:50,320 --> 00:44:55,040
Speaker 3: packed safe sex. I did say, rah, I'm always practiced

996
00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:55,640
Speaker 3: safe sacks.

997
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:57,920
Speaker 1: Have you at a restaurant? Have you ever head sexs in.

998
00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:00,480
Speaker 3: A restaurant in their bathrooms? Yeah, like you start like

999
00:45:00,600 --> 00:45:04,640
Speaker 3: getting well, restaurant fifty four below, it's over on the

1000
00:45:04,719 --> 00:45:09,719
Speaker 3: west side. M I shout out to them because they're

1001
00:45:09,719 --> 00:45:11,719
Speaker 3: going to get all this like homeot action it's like

1002
00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:16,040
Speaker 3: a predominantly like glay like show tunes, like Broadway theaters.

1003
00:45:16,239 --> 00:45:21,080
Speaker 1: So everybody be banging up there exactly where else? Art museum?

1004
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:24,759
Speaker 3: No, I mean like gay clubs. Oh my gosh. Back

1005
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:28,160
Speaker 3: in the day, what was it called rush? Holy shit?

1006
00:45:28,239 --> 00:45:28,920
Speaker 3: It doesn't it does?

1007
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:29,879
Speaker 1: It's not rush?

1008
00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:37,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, rush, I don't know. Or splash remember splash splash slash? Okay,

1009
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 3: rush was right around the corner. They're not there anymore.

1010
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:40,600
Speaker 1: But I never went in there.

1011
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:45,000
Speaker 3: But yeah, Sidney, you too good for splash. Yes, that's crazy.

1012
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 4: That's because city is super dry, because you know she's

1013
00:45:46,680 --> 00:45:53,960
Speaker 4: going through that chain anyways. And then where else, Sidney,

1014
00:45:54,000 --> 00:45:57,960
Speaker 4: did I miss anything? I feel like I asked a museum.

1015
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:01,760
Speaker 3: Have you ever had sex at your work? Your job? Okay?

1016
00:46:01,880 --> 00:46:04,080
Speaker 3: So what pays the bills? It's like I walk work

1017
00:46:04,160 --> 00:46:07,279
Speaker 3: on Broadway have a head sex in my job? Nah? No,

1018
00:46:07,520 --> 00:46:10,920
Speaker 3: everyone's kind of whack, like really, so that's where you

1019
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:13,240
Speaker 3: just are, like line where where's whack?

1020
00:46:13,640 --> 00:46:15,080
Speaker 1: Or if there's processed food there?

1021
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:18,319
Speaker 3: It just sucks. Like I want people to be woke

1022
00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:21,359
Speaker 3: and like most of them aren't. So like we try

1023
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:23,640
Speaker 3: to have like dope sex and it just doesn't work,

1024
00:46:23,719 --> 00:46:27,239
Speaker 3: you know, because they not woke. Yeah, I can't.

1025
00:46:27,280 --> 00:46:33,520
Speaker 4: Would you anywhere else? A carnival affair, a circus. I'm

1026
00:46:33,560 --> 00:46:35,359
Speaker 4: trying to get a friend's house. Have you ever head

1027
00:46:35,400 --> 00:46:36,760
Speaker 4: sex at your friend's house.

1028
00:46:36,640 --> 00:46:39,400
Speaker 3: When you're masturbated everywhere?

1029
00:46:39,640 --> 00:46:39,839
Speaker 1: Wait?

1030
00:46:39,960 --> 00:46:40,000
Speaker 4: What?

1031
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:43,160
Speaker 3: Okay? So like you know how there's like grinder and

1032
00:46:43,320 --> 00:46:45,959
Speaker 3: tinder for shit to go have sex?

1033
00:46:46,080 --> 00:46:48,640
Speaker 1: Like that's rude, just so you know you have you've

1034
00:46:48,680 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 1: masturbated at your friends rude. I don't get it having

1035
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:54,799
Speaker 1: sex at your friend's house.

1036
00:46:55,640 --> 00:46:58,880
Speaker 3: Well, no masturbating so like I get really horny. Instead

1037
00:46:58,880 --> 00:47:02,440
Speaker 3: of using like an app and like having mean like

1038
00:47:02,560 --> 00:47:05,160
Speaker 3: just meaningless sex, I'd rather masturbate and like make love

1039
00:47:05,200 --> 00:47:07,560
Speaker 3: to myself. So yeah, it depends where I'm at. I'm

1040
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:09,480
Speaker 3: used to sometimes in not my friend's house. I'm going

1041
00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 3: to rub one.

1042
00:47:10,040 --> 00:47:12,239
Speaker 1: Out at your friends. You can do that here, have you?

1043
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:12,719
Speaker 3: No?

1044
00:47:13,040 --> 00:47:15,799
Speaker 1: Okay, I've only been here once? No, here like where

1045
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:16,400
Speaker 1: we are right now.

1046
00:47:16,560 --> 00:47:19,120
Speaker 3: You didn't have to be there like more than once.

1047
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:23,440
Speaker 3: So Karlina's house, Oh for sure. Actually, everybody that's listening,

1048
00:47:23,520 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 3: everybody's house for the mouse power? Oh yeah, everybody's house?

1049
00:47:32,040 --> 00:47:33,799
Speaker 4: All right, well powers, you've been to my house one time.

1050
00:47:33,880 --> 00:47:35,279
Speaker 4: You ain't never coming back to my mouth.

1051
00:47:35,400 --> 00:47:38,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't come. We don't do that. And you

1052
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:40,719
Speaker 1: got to take your air force once and leave them

1053
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:41,239
Speaker 1: at the door.

1054
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:47,800
Speaker 3: None of that ever, gonna know. I kind of like

1055
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:49,960
Speaker 3: leave my mark everywhere I go like a dog.

1056
00:47:50,719 --> 00:47:52,080
Speaker 1: Okay, that's terrible.

1057
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:52,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it.

1058
00:47:53,000 --> 00:47:53,200
Speaker 4: I know.

1059
00:47:53,640 --> 00:47:54,279
Speaker 3: But like so.

1060
00:47:56,160 --> 00:47:57,759
Speaker 1: When we do a pop luck, you can't come.

1061
00:47:59,480 --> 00:48:01,000
Speaker 3: It's done. No different parties for you.

1062
00:48:01,160 --> 00:48:05,200
Speaker 5: We'll lower your plate down through the window. We'll leave

1063
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:10,000
Speaker 5: your plate on the fire all fours and cross the

1064
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:12,480
Speaker 5: place in the staircase.

1065
00:48:14,000 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 1: I'll put in the elevator and send it down.

1066
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:18,960
Speaker 3: We'll through the shoot give it to you in the lobby.

1067
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:19,680
Speaker 1: How about that.

1068
00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:23,759
Speaker 3: Okay, So we gotta we gotta test for you. You

1069
00:48:23,800 --> 00:48:24,120
Speaker 3: gotta do.

1070
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:25,840
Speaker 4: We have to test your expertise. We want you to

1071
00:48:25,880 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 4: put your expert glasses on.

1072
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:28,960
Speaker 3: Okay.

1073
00:48:29,280 --> 00:48:32,480
Speaker 1: Now, when you are looking for.

1074
00:48:34,120 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 2: A place to have sex, what's the best row in

1075
00:48:38,160 --> 00:48:39,800
Speaker 2: the movie theater to sit to do it?

1076
00:48:41,680 --> 00:48:44,200
Speaker 3: Either in the back so you don't you can go

1077
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:47,399
Speaker 3: all out and like nobody can like giving a fuck

1078
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:49,759
Speaker 3: is like less back there, or in the front where

1079
00:48:49,800 --> 00:48:51,640
Speaker 3: you can like be like those people that are like

1080
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:54,040
Speaker 3: one half sax in front of people. I'm calling the

1081
00:48:54,080 --> 00:48:59,879
Speaker 3: security security security you can get away with like that's

1082
00:49:00,080 --> 00:49:02,880
Speaker 3: kind of hot. I've never seen someone bold in the

1083
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:05,840
Speaker 3: front in the front, never really you've been in the

1084
00:49:05,880 --> 00:49:10,439
Speaker 3: front round. I haven't, but I've been in the back.

1085
00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:12,279
Speaker 2: And then there's like four other couples in it. But

1086
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:14,920
Speaker 2: I said, damn, can I have something to go?

1087
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:16,919
Speaker 3: But like, what time are you going?

1088
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:21,560
Speaker 1: You gotta like playing that the matinee? The you go early,

1089
00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:26,719
Speaker 1: like four o'clock, like.

1090
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:29,520
Speaker 3: The middle shower where there's crickets.

1091
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:32,440
Speaker 1: I feel like it's too I feel like it's too

1092
00:49:32,680 --> 00:49:33,560
Speaker 1: quiet in there.

1093
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:40,279
Speaker 3: Well, that's why you make a noise. I just got

1094
00:49:40,440 --> 00:49:41,440
Speaker 3: suck in my mouth, you know?

1095
00:49:42,560 --> 00:49:44,320
Speaker 4: Is that all you went in your mouth? Sydney Washington

1096
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:49,480
Speaker 4: asking for a friend? Anyway, So question number.

1097
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:50,880
Speaker 1: Two you got that. We give you a point for that.

1098
00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:51,920
Speaker 3: We're gonna give your point for that.

1099
00:49:54,800 --> 00:50:02,919
Speaker 2: Condoms skin, latex, nothing, lamb and lax. You put lamb

1100
00:50:02,960 --> 00:50:03,440
Speaker 2: in the equation.

1101
00:50:03,840 --> 00:50:04,640
Speaker 3: I tried it once.

1102
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:07,080
Speaker 1: I don't even know what a lambskin kind of is?

1103
00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:08,360
Speaker 1: Is it real lambskin?

1104
00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:11,560
Speaker 3: Yeah? I don't think it is. I think it's like

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Speaker 3: a mixture. Upset.

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Speaker 2: I think it's real lamp. I think it's lamb Chops

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00:50:16,640 --> 00:50:17,200
Speaker 2: play alone.

1108
00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:19,840
Speaker 1: I used to have lamb Chat underwear.

1109
00:50:20,080 --> 00:50:22,480
Speaker 2: I got them all right now, so ends this is

1110
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:25,200
Speaker 2: the song that you don't get a point for Lambskin

1111
00:50:25,360 --> 00:50:29,240
Speaker 2: because you can transfer as CDs through Lambskin.

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00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:31,880
Speaker 1: Really, yes, it was more of a trial and I

1113
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:32,640
Speaker 1: just try it.

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00:50:33,000 --> 00:50:35,399
Speaker 2: Yes, it feels good, but it's not. It's not gonna

1115
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:38,880
Speaker 2: protect what does it feel like. It's just it's just

1116
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:41,520
Speaker 2: don't pick up no piece of paper. If it feels

1117
00:50:41,560 --> 00:50:46,680
Speaker 2: like a piece of paper, I can't, So you don't

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00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:47,239
Speaker 2: get that point.

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00:50:47,560 --> 00:50:48,480
Speaker 1: What's the third cab?

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Speaker 3: Believe that? Okay?

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00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,399
Speaker 1: And now here's my last question for you. I don't

1122
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:54,319
Speaker 1: know Sidney has another one.

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00:50:54,320 --> 00:50:56,880
Speaker 4: My last question to you is after you bang somebody

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00:50:56,960 --> 00:51:02,200
Speaker 4: in a cab, what is the core cost of the fair?

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00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:02,560
Speaker 1: Yeah?

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00:51:03,040 --> 00:51:04,040
Speaker 3: Oh that is free?

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00:51:04,239 --> 00:51:04,560
Speaker 1: Okay?

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00:51:04,680 --> 00:51:05,440
Speaker 3: Are you kidding?

1129
00:51:05,960 --> 00:51:08,040
Speaker 1: If you had said that you put some money down?

1130
00:51:08,760 --> 00:51:13,399
Speaker 3: Did you ever have the first time? I was young

1131
00:51:13,480 --> 00:51:14,560
Speaker 3: and I was like, I don't know if I should

1132
00:51:14,560 --> 00:51:17,239
Speaker 3: pay the whole thing. Here's just like money towards the bill.

1133
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:19,760
Speaker 3: But we're fucking after this, Like, I'm not so you paid?

1134
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:20,920
Speaker 1: So you paid first?

1135
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:23,359
Speaker 3: Yeah?

1136
00:51:23,480 --> 00:51:24,880
Speaker 1: I paid, you paid and paid.

1137
00:51:25,120 --> 00:51:28,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, nah, dude, that's terrible.

1138
00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:31,000
Speaker 2: That's like cooking up with somebody and then walking home.

1139
00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:36,239
Speaker 3: Why would you do that? I know when the first

1140
00:51:36,320 --> 00:51:38,440
Speaker 3: guy happened, you learned.

1141
00:51:38,920 --> 00:51:40,920
Speaker 4: Okay, here's the bonus question for you, and this is

1142
00:51:40,960 --> 00:51:43,000
Speaker 4: something that you can't get wrong. I mean, unless you're

1143
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:45,239
Speaker 4: a liar. How many people have you been with?

1144
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:48,919
Speaker 3: Wow, Marie, you're going to ask that question?

1145
00:51:48,960 --> 00:51:49,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, ballpark it.

1146
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:55,680
Speaker 3: That's not a bonus question like four hundred, no stop,

1147
00:51:58,840 --> 00:52:01,560
Speaker 3: like between forty and fifty. I felt that.

1148
00:52:01,680 --> 00:52:04,200
Speaker 1: Seems low for what the stuff is that you said

1149
00:52:04,200 --> 00:52:04,959
Speaker 1: that you've been doing.

1150
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:06,800
Speaker 2: And I haven't been in all those places, and I

1151
00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:07,719
Speaker 2: feel like this.

1152
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:10,719
Speaker 1: Sitting the hide and that.

1153
00:52:13,239 --> 00:52:18,560
Speaker 4: Just regular old mattresses for me, regular twin bed, city

1154
00:52:18,920 --> 00:52:20,919
Speaker 4: twin bed with a one bill okay, set the mom's

1155
00:52:20,960 --> 00:52:25,480
Speaker 4: helse t with no sheets and no sheets in the bed,

1156
00:52:26,120 --> 00:52:27,760
Speaker 4: no sheets or just two flash sheets.

1157
00:52:28,440 --> 00:52:29,760
Speaker 1: Okay. Well, I feel like Paris.

1158
00:52:29,800 --> 00:52:32,480
Speaker 4: You got I think all of the points except for

1159
00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:34,320
Speaker 4: the one with the lambskin because didn't get it.

1160
00:52:34,960 --> 00:52:37,640
Speaker 3: We're paying for myself apparents, you know.

1161
00:52:38,040 --> 00:52:39,680
Speaker 1: After that, so you only got one point out of

1162
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:40,040
Speaker 1: the three.

1163
00:52:40,160 --> 00:52:43,240
Speaker 2: You actually os points you're negative five, you're.

1164
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:47,200
Speaker 3: In the right. Sometimes you're young and you learn ship

1165
00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:47,960
Speaker 3: the hard way.

1166
00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:52,399
Speaker 4: Well, I think we learned a lot today. We learned

1167
00:52:52,400 --> 00:52:56,000
Speaker 4: about micro penises. I learned that I've been to.

1168
00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:59,040
Speaker 3: The wrong way. I want to unlearn the micro I

1169
00:52:59,120 --> 00:53:01,760
Speaker 3: also want to know never encounter.

1170
00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:03,719
Speaker 1: Shout out to all the people listening right now with

1171
00:53:03,800 --> 00:53:04,640
Speaker 1: a micropeene word.

1172
00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:07,960
Speaker 3: You hang in there. We're going. We still love going.

1173
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:09,880
Speaker 3: People will somebody will love you.

1174
00:53:10,239 --> 00:53:12,839
Speaker 4: Nobody here in this room, but somebody will one day

1175
00:53:12,880 --> 00:53:16,360
Speaker 4: love somebody one day will be hot like me and

1176
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:19,080
Speaker 4: fuck the ship out of here and make your dreams

1177
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:21,400
Speaker 4: come true. But like, guys, imagine like I meet somebody

1178
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:23,200
Speaker 4: and I love him and he's beautiful, and then we

1179
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:26,560
Speaker 4: wait three months to have sex and then he is cropy.

1180
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:30,200
Speaker 2: You know you know I'm gonna leave him, Marie. Don't

1181
00:53:30,239 --> 00:53:32,799
Speaker 2: you don't act like you want to be like feeling.

1182
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:39,680
Speaker 3: It out in the morning early mornings, like accidentally fall

1183
00:53:39,760 --> 00:53:40,560
Speaker 3: into his crotch.

1184
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:42,360
Speaker 1: Nah, I'm not gonna do that.

1185
00:53:42,840 --> 00:53:44,160
Speaker 3: No morning would know nothing.

1186
00:53:44,440 --> 00:53:48,240
Speaker 1: Well, morning, splinter, that's terrible, Paris.

1187
00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:52,200
Speaker 4: Do you have anything happening that people listening can come,

1188
00:53:52,440 --> 00:53:57,200
Speaker 4: like support or if you have a regular occurring show.

1189
00:53:57,560 --> 00:54:03,239
Speaker 3: Just gave shout out called says we're now moving to

1190
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Speaker 3: Three's Brewery Company over on three through three Douglas Street. Okay,

1191
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:11,640
Speaker 3: And that's every whin that. We usually have it once

1192
00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:15,320
Speaker 3: a month and we basically give a platform and support

1193
00:54:15,400 --> 00:54:18,960
Speaker 3: local artists. Anybody can come, whether you're a mime, clown

1194
00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:25,440
Speaker 3: or a singer, musician, comedian, all the performance artists. We

1195
00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:27,200
Speaker 3: don't care. If you just want to live your life

1196
00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:28,160
Speaker 3: for six minutes, we.

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Speaker 1: Give it to you live it And where what is

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Speaker 1: your social media working people want?

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Speaker 3: You can find me at Gunkle Paris at Facebook, Twitter

1200
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:40,040
Speaker 3: that I was like, hell is gunkl? I mean gay uncle.

1201
00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:42,719
Speaker 3: I got to support like gay families and stuff because

1202
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:45,360
Speaker 3: I have a niece now and she is probably the

1203
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:46,440
Speaker 3: flame that keeps.

1204
00:54:46,239 --> 00:54:49,320
Speaker 4: Me going oh nice, Well you're the flame that keeps

1205
00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:50,480
Speaker 4: her away from the house.

1206
00:54:50,880 --> 00:54:54,160
Speaker 3: I mean we balance each other out. That's great.

1207
00:54:56,320 --> 00:54:58,399
Speaker 4: And as always, you can catch Sydney and I at

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Speaker 4: the warm up our please show the second Saturday of

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Speaker 4: every month at Carmel Lounge at seven thirty. Yes, ma'am

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Speaker 4: on the East side Deluxe apartment that's.

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Speaker 3: Not in this guy. Any of you want to see

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Speaker 3: us on social media.

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Speaker 2: My Instagram is just said j U syd BW and

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Speaker 2: then what's yours It's rez r e e E so

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Speaker 2: three e's z y Yeah, and also put us on

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00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:28,480
Speaker 2: Twitter too. You got to hit us up at us

1217
00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:31,200
Speaker 2: if you got questions, if you have stories, let us

1218
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:34,120
Speaker 2: know because I would love to retweet that and maybe

1219
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Speaker 2: see what other people got to say about it. So

1220
00:55:36,640 --> 00:55:40,680
Speaker 2: catch me on Twitter. That's just said the same thing,

1221
00:55:40,920 --> 00:55:43,480
Speaker 2: but NYC just said NYC.

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Speaker 1: And I'm miss Reezi on Twitter. N s R e

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Speaker 1: e e z y.

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Speaker 3: Perfect.

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