1 00:00:01,080 --> 00:00:04,120 Speaker 1: Alright, nephew, it is time for the prank. Phone call 2 00:00:04,160 --> 00:00:05,960 Speaker 1: of course, coming up at the top of the hour, 3 00:00:06,080 --> 00:00:08,680 Speaker 1: right about four minutes after. It's today's Strawberry letter, the 4 00:00:08,720 --> 00:00:12,880 Speaker 1: subject since she got the ring, she changed everything. But 5 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:15,640 Speaker 1: right now, nephew, it's time for the prank. What do 6 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:24,280 Speaker 1: you have for us? A wedding and a funeral? A 7 00:00:24,320 --> 00:00:34,600 Speaker 1: wedding and a funeral. Oh, same time, same church, same day. 8 00:00:35,040 --> 00:00:39,000 Speaker 1: It is Hello this Ryan. Hi, I'm trying to Ryan Ryan. 9 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:41,919 Speaker 1: How you doing. Hey, I'm good. I'm a second. This 10 00:00:42,000 --> 00:00:44,240 Speaker 1: is Josh. Josh is over at the I want to 11 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:46,920 Speaker 1: be officials at the church where you guys are getting 12 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:49,760 Speaker 1: married tomorrow. Yeah, yeah, how are you doing? I want 13 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:53,360 Speaker 1: to thank you all for that too, man, we'll appreciate it. Yeah. Well, 14 00:00:53,360 --> 00:00:55,680 Speaker 1: we definitely hope to make you remember here soon or later, 15 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:58,400 Speaker 1: since you guys are getting married. You know, hey, man, 16 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:00,560 Speaker 1: you know I'm trying to get this worst schedule change up. 17 00:01:00,600 --> 00:01:02,040 Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. They got me working on 18 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:05,040 Speaker 1: Sundays now, man, So son, I tweaked at the mood 19 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:07,400 Speaker 1: that around a little bit. I'll be there. Okay. Listen, 20 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:09,920 Speaker 1: we have a bit of a situation that has come up. 21 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:14,000 Speaker 1: We had some problems and miscommunication and it's definitely been 22 00:01:14,000 --> 00:01:16,880 Speaker 1: on the outside. Uh. They had your name Ryan down 23 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:19,800 Speaker 1: here with your phone number as well as you're you're 24 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:22,200 Speaker 1: a soon to be why sonya. They had her name here, 25 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:24,080 Speaker 1: but we didn't want to call her with this. We 26 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:26,520 Speaker 1: wanted to just reach out and talk to you and 27 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:29,600 Speaker 1: see if it just makes you ware of what's going on. Okay, Well, 28 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:32,040 Speaker 1: what's what's going on? Man? There's been a mix up 29 00:01:32,080 --> 00:01:34,479 Speaker 1: on on scheduling. I don't know if you know such 30 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:38,679 Speaker 1: the older make she passed away a week ago and 31 00:01:38,760 --> 00:01:40,160 Speaker 1: you're not You're not a member of the church, so 32 00:01:40,240 --> 00:01:41,840 Speaker 1: you wouldn't know it. But she's one of the one 33 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:44,000 Speaker 1: of the oldest members here at the church. Such the 34 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:48,240 Speaker 1: older Maid passed away. And what's going on? Is you 35 00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:52,680 Speaker 1: all's wedding is tomorrow at twelve o'clock, right, but the 36 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:59,400 Speaker 1: actual funeral is at three o'clock here at the church. Okay, Uh, 37 00:01:59,720 --> 00:02:03,440 Speaker 1: what ma shame again, Brother Wood, Josh, Josh, Okay, look here, 38 00:02:03,520 --> 00:02:07,120 Speaker 1: brother Josh. Um hey, man, we we we already got 39 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:10,000 Speaker 1: this thing. Emotion, man, we didn't stand now they have 40 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:14,360 Speaker 1: been a two hundred differentations, man, I mean blessed and 41 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:16,919 Speaker 1: and and I understand that, but but but I mean, 42 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:19,519 Speaker 1: you know, she's there's no way we could have moved 43 00:02:19,520 --> 00:02:22,120 Speaker 1: it around. Now. The figure problem the funeral home is 44 00:02:22,200 --> 00:02:25,400 Speaker 1: bringing the casket first thing in the morning. So what 45 00:02:25,440 --> 00:02:27,160 Speaker 1: I want what I wanted to make you aware of, 46 00:02:27,200 --> 00:02:28,919 Speaker 1: and I didn't want you to tell your wife this, 47 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:32,200 Speaker 1: but the actual casket will be in the Saints area, 48 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:34,680 Speaker 1: but we will have it. Hold the hold of man, 49 00:02:34,760 --> 00:02:38,600 Speaker 1: are you serious? I look at y'all need the moodest round. 50 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:40,840 Speaker 1: I don't know what y'all gonna do. Y'all have a 51 00:02:40,840 --> 00:02:45,040 Speaker 1: fellowship all in the back or something like that. Uh, Ryan. 52 00:02:45,080 --> 00:02:47,440 Speaker 1: The only place we can actually put the casket, and 53 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:49,160 Speaker 1: if we didn't put it there is in the actual 54 00:02:49,240 --> 00:02:52,040 Speaker 1: room that you're assumed to be wife would be changing it. 55 00:02:52,280 --> 00:02:57,360 Speaker 1: That's the only place changing the room when there dead body. 56 00:02:57,639 --> 00:03:00,960 Speaker 1: But you kid what and you know what, I understood that. 57 00:03:00,960 --> 00:03:02,600 Speaker 1: That's the first thing I thought of it, I thought, 58 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:04,480 Speaker 1: I said, And that's still put the casket the way 59 00:03:04,520 --> 00:03:07,400 Speaker 1: it goes for the people, and we're gonna cover it up. 60 00:03:07,639 --> 00:03:12,160 Speaker 1: And see, basically, you actually didn't. But I can't even 61 00:03:12,160 --> 00:03:14,400 Speaker 1: believe you call on me with didn't man, look at 62 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:17,040 Speaker 1: and excuse my french man. Yeah, I know I need 63 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:18,760 Speaker 1: to get back in the church, I really do. But 64 00:03:18,840 --> 00:03:21,280 Speaker 1: right now, Doug, this ain't going down like this. Man. 65 00:03:21,480 --> 00:03:24,520 Speaker 1: We didn't already paid the money. And first, first of all, 66 00:03:24,720 --> 00:03:27,680 Speaker 1: first of all, you know, she I don't even feel 67 00:03:27,720 --> 00:03:30,600 Speaker 1: like she may had to pay, you know, to hold 68 00:03:30,639 --> 00:03:33,160 Speaker 1: no wedding over at hut Hurt where she paid times at. 69 00:03:33,360 --> 00:03:35,360 Speaker 1: That's that's the first thing. You know. I ain't like 70 00:03:35,440 --> 00:03:36,920 Speaker 1: that from the jumping. But I wentn't here to when 71 00:03:36,920 --> 00:03:39,840 Speaker 1: women because she want her pastor to marry us. And 72 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:42,000 Speaker 1: now you got to nerd to tell me that's how 73 00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:44,760 Speaker 1: we arrange something. That funeral gonna happen the same day 74 00:03:44,760 --> 00:03:46,680 Speaker 1: as my wedding and my wife's got to get dressed 75 00:03:46,720 --> 00:03:49,520 Speaker 1: in the room with a dead body. Well, no, we're 76 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:51,000 Speaker 1: not gonna put it in there. Bro. I was like, 77 00:03:51,040 --> 00:03:53,160 Speaker 1: I say, I'm putting that body the first thing in 78 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:55,760 Speaker 1: the morning. I'm gonna put that body in the right 79 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:58,720 Speaker 1: there in front of the uh bullpit, and we're gonna 80 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,840 Speaker 1: cover it. Now what you're it now? It is you 81 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:04,240 Speaker 1: get more flowers, because there's gonna be flowers from the funeral. 82 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:06,680 Speaker 1: So I'm thinking that's probably gonna be a little bit 83 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,800 Speaker 1: of a perfect point. I just wanted you to be 84 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:12,320 Speaker 1: one's probably gonna be more people than you think, because 85 00:04:12,360 --> 00:04:14,160 Speaker 1: some of the people that's gonna be at your wed 86 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:17,000 Speaker 1: and it's really for the funeral. A hold of man, 87 00:04:17,160 --> 00:04:20,480 Speaker 1: are you serious right now? I mean, look at doctor, 88 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:24,120 Speaker 1: I've been paid for the when that happened at this church, man, Okay, 89 00:04:24,360 --> 00:04:26,839 Speaker 1: ain't and no disrespect to the lady that has passed, 90 00:04:26,880 --> 00:04:30,240 Speaker 1: called blessed so family. I ain't planning to not putting 91 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:33,760 Speaker 1: no dead body, having no funeral at my wedding. Man, 92 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:38,680 Speaker 1: that's crazy the church to sir, she's a member of 93 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:40,840 Speaker 1: the church too. I don't give it. I don't be 94 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,280 Speaker 1: no member of the church. Man. I've been paid for 95 00:04:43,320 --> 00:04:46,040 Speaker 1: this wed and it's gonna happen tomorrow. Man. You by 96 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:54,160 Speaker 1: fixing of putting the dead body, it's my wedding, Mr. Right, 97 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:57,520 Speaker 1: I mean, no disrespect, but the woman has passed. She 98 00:04:57,680 --> 00:04:59,960 Speaker 1: is not gonna get up. I mean, what what are 99 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:02,480 Speaker 1: the problem? The problem is you calls me with this 100 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:04,960 Speaker 1: main the day before my win and we didn't schedule 101 00:05:05,240 --> 00:05:09,520 Speaker 1: there six months ago, thirty thousand dollars on this wid okay, 102 00:05:09,560 --> 00:05:11,240 Speaker 1: and I you're gonna tell me that we got to share. 103 00:05:11,279 --> 00:05:13,920 Speaker 1: I will win with a funeral, but the hellers won't 104 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:17,279 Speaker 1: with you. Man, do you want to have your winning 105 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:19,960 Speaker 1: at this church? I'll pay for them? And which you 106 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:22,240 Speaker 1: mean I'm having the wind? Okay? I tell you what 107 00:05:22,480 --> 00:05:23,760 Speaker 1: lit there about the bit in the morrow I wrote 108 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:26,600 Speaker 1: in the right out to the street, playing things in 109 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:29,480 Speaker 1: front and and and and throw flowers like throwing rice. 110 00:05:29,720 --> 00:05:32,839 Speaker 1: But we're gonna have a win inside the same tire tomorrow. 111 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:35,679 Speaker 1: I promise you that I care. I care not assure 112 00:05:35,720 --> 00:05:38,159 Speaker 1: you that there won't be I have no other place 113 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:40,400 Speaker 1: to put the body. Okay, Well I'll bet you find 114 00:05:40,440 --> 00:05:42,440 Speaker 1: someone to put it. If I get that a mark, 115 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:44,240 Speaker 1: it's about it in there. It's gonna be a couple 116 00:05:44,279 --> 00:05:47,200 Speaker 1: of boutis in there name. You got two choices to 117 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:50,160 Speaker 1: move that funeral or to reimburse me back this thirty 118 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:52,719 Speaker 1: thousand dollars out of hour to spend those only two choices, 119 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:54,320 Speaker 1: I want to hear about it. Meet me at the 120 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:56,680 Speaker 1: front door to night with a thirty thousand dollar cash. 121 00:05:56,720 --> 00:05:58,880 Speaker 1: Your check always said they had his wind up in 122 00:05:58,920 --> 00:06:01,520 Speaker 1: the to morrow morning. You heard I ain't playing I 123 00:06:01,560 --> 00:06:05,200 Speaker 1: ain't playing at all, no jokes. That's wrong with y'all. Man, 124 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:08,960 Speaker 1: you can do something else. Understand that nothing I don't 125 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:12,000 Speaker 1: want to from you. Man. All I'm saying is it's 126 00:06:12,000 --> 00:06:15,480 Speaker 1: gonna be a waiting at this church more without sad 127 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:18,120 Speaker 1: about it. That's all I'm saying. Push it to the band. Man. 128 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:21,000 Speaker 1: There's there's one more, a bit of an issue that 129 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:23,480 Speaker 1: I need to tell you. Also, what can be worse 130 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:25,200 Speaker 1: than a dead about it? What issue can be worse 131 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:28,240 Speaker 1: than dead? By that way, the man the issue, sir, 132 00:06:28,360 --> 00:06:31,680 Speaker 1: that it is worse than the dead bodyals this deal, nephew. 133 00:06:31,760 --> 00:06:35,239 Speaker 1: Comment from the Steve Harvey Morning Show. Your best man, 134 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:45,640 Speaker 1: Jeff got me the prank phone. Call you what you 135 00:06:45,680 --> 00:06:48,000 Speaker 1: know the way Babe. The bitch man about to get 136 00:06:48,000 --> 00:06:52,520 Speaker 1: the best loop when he can possibly get man playing this, 137 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:58,640 Speaker 1: then God lead that day just over. Uh. It is 138 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:01,320 Speaker 1: to get the best beating the ownpossible band. I'm telling 139 00:07:01,279 --> 00:07:04,960 Speaker 1: you all right, one more question. What's the baddest radio 140 00:07:05,040 --> 00:07:10,280 Speaker 1: show in the land? Ryan the Steve Good Morning Show, Babe, 141 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:13,800 Speaker 1: kind of scary? Ain't win somebody to have a funeral 142 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:16,400 Speaker 1: with a win? Well, I'm not walking down the aisle 143 00:07:16,440 --> 00:07:18,880 Speaker 1: with my bridal party, and we got passed by this. 144 00:07:19,120 --> 00:07:21,760 Speaker 1: And I just say something about a winning any winning 145 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:27,440 Speaker 1: you go to it is pretty much an anyone because 146 00:07:27,440 --> 00:07:33,880 Speaker 1: somebody's gonna what die. Somebody's life has died. And here's 147 00:07:34,040 --> 00:07:36,200 Speaker 1: here's something else I know about weddings in the funeral? 148 00:07:36,280 --> 00:07:39,680 Speaker 1: Did you know that taps taps in the wedding song? 149 00:07:39,800 --> 00:07:42,520 Speaker 1: Like in the same damn key? Thank you very much? 150 00:07:44,840 --> 00:07:50,760 Speaker 1: That get your boy in the same key. Its millions 151 00:07:50,760 --> 00:07:52,960 Speaker 1: of songs in the same key. It ain't the same 152 00:07:53,080 --> 00:07:56,760 Speaker 1: notes same, it's the same notes. It's not helping him. 153 00:07:56,800 --> 00:08:00,160 Speaker 1: He's been Let bitter man live, Let him live. I 154 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:04,600 Speaker 1: know you can beat this man about life at the 155 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:08,440 Speaker 1: wedding though June, because he wants it to be a funeral. 156 00:08:11,560 --> 00:08:17,600 Speaker 1: He died three times? Is that what happened? A little bit? 157 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:22,480 Speaker 1: And you die after each man? Yeah? Are you dead? Now? 158 00:08:23,320 --> 00:08:28,040 Speaker 1: What your bitter? What come on? Did you become a 159 00:08:28,080 --> 00:08:34,240 Speaker 1: diabetic doing the marriage? Did you did you pick that 160 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:37,439 Speaker 1: disease diabetes? Diabetes because it has the word die in it? 161 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:40,400 Speaker 1: What what is it with you? I don't get it. No, 162 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:44,679 Speaker 1: you don't understand what he beat a man? He picked 163 00:08:44,679 --> 00:08:56,080 Speaker 1: that disease cause the hand, she'll go head I know, okay, 164 00:08:56,920 --> 00:09:02,080 Speaker 1: all right, Well thank you nephew. M Yeah he is king, 165 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:05,600 Speaker 1: isn't he? Alright? Coming up Strawberry Letters. Since she got 166 00:09:05,600 --> 00:09:08,920 Speaker 1: the ring, she's changed everything. Strawberry Letter right after this