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Get a mirror on the 0:00:40.880 --> 0:00:43.000 other side of the door, and then he did every 0:00:43.040 --> 0:00:45.880 morning you get up, get his coffee, and he would 0:00:45.880 --> 0:00:48.600 look at himself. Oh my god, I can't believe I 0:00:48.640 --> 0:00:52.960 look like absolute ship again. You'll look great, You'll look great. 0:00:53.159 --> 0:00:56.240 Stop it being an image consultant in like what he saw. 0:00:56.400 --> 0:00:58.080 Look at me. I couldn't even be in like a 0:00:58.160 --> 0:01:00.440 sears ad or something. You can death gonna lea be 0:01:00.520 --> 0:01:03.440 in a sears ad for what? Backpacks? Where you just 0:01:03.480 --> 0:01:06.280 see my back wearing the backpack because it's not my face, 0:01:06.400 --> 0:01:09.639 he dad, do you my mom? Gives me in school 0:01:09.640 --> 0:01:13.400 today said you don't don't don't do it? Wait, what's 0:01:13.440 --> 0:01:16.240 going What do you mean? What school? Because he makes 0:01:16.240 --> 0:01:19.520 fun of me because you're so handsome. It makes fun 0:01:19.520 --> 0:01:21.880 of you because I'm so handsome. Yes, all the kids 0:01:21.920 --> 0:01:24.319 are jealous of how handsome. It stopped. What are they 0:01:24.360 --> 0:01:26.720 saying to you? Do I tell him, mom, don't look 0:01:26.720 --> 0:01:28.920 at her. It's hard to look at you. Look at 0:01:29.000 --> 0:01:31.520 your father because I'm so hand What is this? What 0:01:31.560 --> 0:01:36.160 are they They said that you have mom, you two. 0:01:36.640 --> 0:01:39.720 You're just not their cup of tea. I, on the 0:01:39.760 --> 0:01:42.680 other hand, think that you look great. So hold on, 0:01:42.760 --> 0:01:44.600 hold on. What do they say? They're saying I'm ugly. 0:01:44.720 --> 0:01:47.200 They're saying I'm cute. They're saying I'm too cute, that 0:01:47.240 --> 0:01:49.480 I'm not their cup of tea. What he started to see? 0:01:49.480 --> 0:01:51.120 What you started? He has a big meeting today and 0:01:51.160 --> 0:01:53.720 you're putting him in a bad headspace before his meeting 0:01:53.760 --> 0:01:56.160 with Jake Paul later. And I have to go in 0:01:56.320 --> 0:01:59.000 believing in myself. You've seen how beautiful this guy is. Yeah, 0:01:59.120 --> 0:02:02.080 really hard time dealing with what his son was telling him. 0:02:02.280 --> 0:02:05.200 I was only being honest. If it's school calling him 0:02:05.240 --> 0:02:08.520 a walking Picasso. His meeting with Logan Paul didn't go 0:02:08.560 --> 0:02:10.440 so well. Okay, I'm sorry, I'm like to the meeting. 0:02:10.440 --> 0:02:13.520 I'm just I've had a really long morning, not because 0:02:13.639 --> 0:02:16.240 someone said I looked ugly or anything like, because that's 0:02:16.280 --> 0:02:18.320 not the case, right, I'm sorry, I'm just having a 0:02:18.360 --> 0:02:22.280 hard times my brother. Yeah, I'm I'm I'm Luke Paul. 0:02:22.560 --> 0:02:25.679 You know like Logan, You're I know your Logan. Yeah, 0:02:25.680 --> 0:02:28.080 I'm Logan Paul. You or Jake Paul right right, whatever, dude, 0:02:28.120 --> 0:02:32.600 So guys, thank you local Logan. We're just having a 0:02:32.639 --> 0:02:35.320 hard time understanding you because you your face is wrapped 0:02:35.360 --> 0:02:38.680 in bandages and you're wearing that yet hat and you're right, 0:02:38.760 --> 0:02:40.520 I I wanted to make sure I had my best 0:02:40.520 --> 0:02:43.239 face when I met you guys, and unfortunately the things 0:02:43.240 --> 0:02:49.600 are shake your bag. I'm sure I'm taking him off. Yeah, 0:02:49.080 --> 0:02:51.880 I just got the facelift about three weeks ago, so 0:02:51.880 --> 0:02:53.720 hopefully everything is settled. But let me just take some 0:02:53.760 --> 0:02:55.160 of the stuff off and you just tell me how 0:02:55.200 --> 0:02:57.880 good this looks. Uh, it might be a little bit. Well, 0:02:59.000 --> 0:03:01.160 put it back the way you had it, real quick. 0:03:01.160 --> 0:03:02.880 I want to see that way too, real quick. Put 0:03:02.880 --> 0:03:05.239 the bandages back on my face, put it back on 0:03:05.320 --> 0:03:06.720 where you had it. I just want to see how 0:03:06.760 --> 0:03:09.960 that looks. I'm putting that's a little you know what. 0:03:10.560 --> 0:03:13.119 I think I like this one better. But yeah, yeah 0:03:13.160 --> 0:03:16.880 this is dude, keep that what get better with the stuff? 0:03:17.520 --> 0:03:19.240 Are you saying that? Wait? Hold on, well why are 0:03:19.280 --> 0:03:22.960 we doing this? Is because I'm ugly? Just come out, dude. 0:03:23.600 --> 0:03:26.320 Chicks love band just makes you look pretty fucking you know, 0:03:27.200 --> 0:03:29.600 kind of invisible man thing right, That's what my wife 0:03:29.639 --> 0:03:31.799 was saying. Sure, hey, bro, you mind if we have 0:03:31.960 --> 0:03:34.400 a quick sidebar, real quick. What you want to talk 0:03:34.400 --> 0:03:37.760 about having him call joking joking Paul? Yeah, that's that. 0:03:37.920 --> 0:03:41.000 That'll be the second thing we talked about. What's this face? Man? 0:03:41.800 --> 0:03:44.480 Not great? Not great, it's not it's not the best. 0:03:44.680 --> 0:03:46.200 If he's going to be the new face of our 0:03:46.280 --> 0:03:50.800 company and model our new Paul brand backpacks, he's gonna 0:03:50.840 --> 0:03:53.360 have what meeting were you on, dude? What he's supposed 0:03:53.360 --> 0:03:55.880 to be your model for our products? Dude? Yeah? You 0:03:55.960 --> 0:04:03.520 do what? Wait? What's going on your dude? I what? Yeah? 0:04:03.880 --> 0:04:09.400 Having to fight well Martin the image consultant, He decided 0:04:09.440 --> 0:04:12.839 to go consult with his last excision doctor. For lack 0:04:12.880 --> 0:04:18.039 of a better word, you fucking burned me these facelifts. Um. I, 0:04:18.080 --> 0:04:20.440 first of all, I take no responsibility for what I 0:04:20.480 --> 0:04:22.600 see before me. How is that way? Hold on? How 0:04:22.640 --> 0:04:25.200 do you not take responsibility? You're the you. You did 0:04:25.240 --> 0:04:30.440 the surgery to my face. I don't even Paul, Are 0:04:30.480 --> 0:04:33.719 you know it's mean Martin? Wait pause for just a second. 0:04:33.760 --> 0:04:35.000 What was the name that you said? You said you 0:04:35.040 --> 0:04:36.720 came up with a name for him, and then they 0:04:37.040 --> 0:04:40.159 think it's Martin. Something I would I suggest that maybe 0:04:40.320 --> 0:04:45.760 you said opening you fucking here listening? Okay, it's Martin, 0:04:45.880 --> 0:04:49.640 just sucking picking her about? Martin? Is are you? Yes? 0:04:49.760 --> 0:04:55.240 It's me? Record recognize you? I mean I'm nurse Susie. 0:04:55.360 --> 0:04:59.120 How Hi, Hi, Hi, it's me Martin Susie. Or you 0:04:59.400 --> 0:05:02.360 mean to take the panages? They're off? Did you need 0:05:02.440 --> 0:05:05.320 me to put the bandages? You know what this is? 0:05:05.520 --> 0:05:09.880 This is? Do you want thicker? Yeah? This is kind 0:05:09.880 --> 0:05:13.119 of routine procedure after after one of our clients comes 0:05:13.160 --> 0:05:16.680 back and then shows us the doctor. They look you 0:05:16.800 --> 0:05:18.359 just cover up his face. But I don't want to 0:05:18.400 --> 0:05:20.960 worry you all because I know your medical professionals. But 0:05:21.000 --> 0:05:24.040 my my face. I feel like it's turning gangreness or something. 0:05:24.080 --> 0:05:27.039 It smells weird. I look like Dorian when he puts 0:05:27.080 --> 0:05:29.880 the mask on in the mask. Never in all my 0:05:30.040 --> 0:05:33.880 years is that the mask one or two one? Obviously 0:05:33.960 --> 0:05:37.320 who talks about the other one? If I think Kennedy, Yeah, 0:05:37.360 --> 0:05:42.680 they're the good one. I love the one with the dog. Yeah, 0:05:42.800 --> 0:05:45.320 gets the dog gets it in the first one. Yeah, 0:05:45.760 --> 0:05:49.640 really for a moment. In second one, it's really great. 0:05:49.800 --> 0:05:54.120 But I just gotta say I was not a huge 0:05:54.120 --> 0:05:56.640 fan of them going to the well again with with 0:05:56.720 --> 0:05:58.599 the dog putting on the mask in the second Yeah, 0:05:58.600 --> 0:06:00.440 you know what I liked about the first one was 0:06:00.480 --> 0:06:03.120 the mechanics where he goes through the things like you're 0:06:03.200 --> 0:06:06.520 not gonna give me a nasty bill for my car, 0:06:06.640 --> 0:06:10.080 and then he's like, whoo, I like that anyway back 0:06:10.120 --> 0:06:13.000 to business. Here are so ugly now it's an inductor. 0:06:13.279 --> 0:06:17.279 Shafer had recommended it brandy surgery that could possibly correct 0:06:17.680 --> 0:06:24.960 the mistakes scalpel alarm fault, so I don't have to 0:06:24.960 --> 0:06:30.040 look at this car ship all right? Are you talking? You? So? 0:06:30.160 --> 0:06:35.320 We can you can you please put some more I'm 0:06:35.360 --> 0:06:39.160 gonna give him some more past that as the nurse 0:06:39.200 --> 0:06:42.120 gating with that Jews, we had the opportunity to see 0:06:42.160 --> 0:06:44.719 what he was dreaming about. You was in his GiMA. 0:06:45.120 --> 0:06:48.440 And thank you so much to all of the editors 0:06:48.440 --> 0:06:51.560 here at US Weekly. Bro, you're so handsome. I know, 0:06:51.839 --> 0:06:56.160 but I know, I know, and you know what I'm 0:06:56.160 --> 0:06:58.719 gonna say again, thank you so much for recognizing my 0:06:58.839 --> 0:07:02.159 natural beauty. No surgery has done at all. This is 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:04.919 my God given face and it's just such an honor. 0:07:05.000 --> 0:07:07.120 So thank you so much for saying, and honestly saying, 0:07:07.160 --> 0:07:09.760 I'm the least ugly guy in town. I'd like to 0:07:09.800 --> 0:07:17.040 make a toast handsomest mad little there. Are you awake? 0:07:17.320 --> 0:07:24.400 You can come out, you can come out a wake? 0:07:24.600 --> 0:07:27.040 Are you all wake? Are you wipe out? Okay, here's all, 0:07:27.080 --> 0:07:31.200 here's a white out. You're the prettiest point in town, right, doctor? 0:07:33.280 --> 0:07:34.920 You might want to get a second a printing on that. 0:07:42.080 --> 0:07:44.880 This is this is American's Life. I'm your host Storry 0:07:45.000 --> 0:07:48.480 with producer Andy Especially. Guest contributor for this episode is 0:07:48.520 --> 0:07:51.280 Myles Grey. We will be using a Trust These Ends 0:07:51.360 --> 0:07:54.280 generator to bring you a story in three improvised acts. 0:07:54.600 --> 0:07:58.320 This week's theme confidence You have It you know, I 0:07:58.440 --> 0:08:02.280 have it, So you influence some of us. Never end 0:08:02.280 --> 0:08:16.600 at achieving it, stay with us. Act one all right, 0:08:16.800 --> 0:08:19.480 doesn't have to be intentional, is what he was always 0:08:19.520 --> 0:08:24.200 telling himself on a daily basis. At sometimes could just 0:08:24.240 --> 0:08:31.160 be accidental. Look at the sky, look at the ground. 0:08:32.040 --> 0:08:37.199 It's art everywhere. It's art, art everywhere, it's art. I 0:08:37.400 --> 0:08:39.960 think you're done with your you don't mind, I'm would 0:08:40.040 --> 0:08:42.680 like to ask the next student. I have several renditions 0:08:42.679 --> 0:08:44.560 of the look at the sky. It's all I know, Chris. 0:08:44.800 --> 0:08:47.120 I know you do, and you always have different renditions 0:08:47.160 --> 0:08:48.480 of all the bits that you come to come to 0:08:48.520 --> 0:08:51.200 class with. But I'll just sit down here in this 0:08:51.320 --> 0:08:56.240 chair and wait, Okay, you're got along what I was saying. Naw, okay, Kevin, 0:08:56.240 --> 0:08:57.320 do you have anything you want to present to the 0:08:57.320 --> 0:09:01.400 class as far as yeah, yeah, scene yeah. Again, I 0:09:01.400 --> 0:09:03.520 think just going along with sort of like the whole 0:09:03.600 --> 0:09:06.240 vibe I think that you've put out as a teacher. Um. So, 0:09:06.320 --> 0:09:08.800 and again I'm like super grateful for like kind of 0:09:08.880 --> 0:09:11.320 like expanding our minds, like in terms of what art is. 0:09:11.360 --> 0:09:14.040 So it's very nice to have students appreciate what I do. Yeah. No, 0:09:14.080 --> 0:09:17.400 totally and I totally do so, like hopefully remember that 0:09:17.440 --> 0:09:19.720 when you're sort of casting your next production. But yeah, 0:09:19.720 --> 0:09:22.040 of course, yeah, so this is what I'm gonna do. 0:09:22.280 --> 0:09:24.000 Is just sort of like it's sort of like a 0:09:24.040 --> 0:09:29.520 spoken word thing. So like anything can be art, right, 0:09:30.040 --> 0:09:34.760 So why not this? Why not tonight? Why don't we 0:09:35.080 --> 0:09:40.479 party like it's our art form and we are Rembrandt 0:09:41.160 --> 0:09:46.640 just smanging claws left and right. I just have one 0:09:46.640 --> 0:09:51.920 thing to say about your presentation. It was just it 0:09:52.040 --> 0:09:57.240 was just talking. It was just okay, what wasn't There 0:09:57.280 --> 0:09:59.640 was nothing too that, it was just talking. I came 0:09:59.720 --> 0:10:02.720 up with thirty six bars of a song about the 0:10:02.800 --> 0:10:07.960 goddamn sky. It was clear he Chris was super salty 0:10:09.840 --> 0:10:12.520 that the situation. He needs to build this confidence. That 0:10:12.800 --> 0:10:16.800 all right? Uh so I'm back. I've really been working 0:10:16.840 --> 0:10:20.760 on working on my presentation another song. Thank you for 0:10:20.800 --> 0:10:25.600 that comedy. But I thought that was very funny. That's 0:10:25.600 --> 0:10:30.400 not let me write that down it is. That's a 0:10:30.520 --> 0:10:34.880 very common expression. Chris, shut up. Please, Chris has some respect, 0:10:34.920 --> 0:10:37.960 have some respect. Please. I want to apologize on behalf 0:10:38.000 --> 0:10:40.440 of Chris for like totally fucking the vibe up in 0:10:40.480 --> 0:10:44.040 here because I know how much like how dedicated you 0:10:44.080 --> 0:10:46.920 are to like just acting ever since you were on 0:10:47.000 --> 0:10:50.120 Even Stevens back in two thousand two two episodes. Yeah, 0:10:50.240 --> 0:10:52.400 I certainly won't forget it, and it seems like some 0:10:52.440 --> 0:10:54.079 people do forget it. And I'm and I really want 0:10:54.080 --> 0:10:56.719 to apologize about. All he's doing is reading back your 0:10:56.760 --> 0:11:00.440 IMDb credits. He's not making any solid points. Look, I 0:11:00.559 --> 0:11:03.240 know that I have more experience than mostly people in 0:11:03.280 --> 0:11:06.040 this class, and that's fine. I'm trying to impart my 0:11:06.400 --> 0:11:09.000 wisdom and everything that I've learned. I don't need this. 0:11:09.040 --> 0:11:12.200 I'm going to talk to the headmaster, Christopher, did you 0:11:12.240 --> 0:11:14.720 have something that you wanted to raise with me? Yes, 0:11:14.920 --> 0:11:19.160 So I have a complaint about the caliber of instructors 0:11:19.200 --> 0:11:22.920 that we have here at this fine institution. Yes. I 0:11:23.080 --> 0:11:28.880 poured my heart and soul into my audition. And then 0:11:28.960 --> 0:11:32.640 this other kid comes along. He just talks the headmaster 0:11:32.720 --> 0:11:37.680 of the Mecademia Academia. He said, look at its audition date. 0:11:37.800 --> 0:11:39.480 You gotta rewind it. You gotta rewind it to get 0:11:39.600 --> 0:11:45.600 the real meat and potatoes. Look at the sky. Fuck La. 0:11:46.920 --> 0:11:49.840 I'm sorry, Chris, this is this is actually really it's 0:11:49.880 --> 0:11:52.360 not great and I would say that the biggest things 0:11:52.400 --> 0:11:55.880 it's lacking confidence. What I demand to speak to the 0:11:56.000 --> 0:11:59.000 whoever is ahead of the headmaster of this university. And 0:11:59.000 --> 0:12:01.120 this is the problem. I think you're always looking for 0:12:01.160 --> 0:12:04.000 an excuse that's outside of yourself, rather than looking inward 0:12:04.040 --> 0:12:07.160 and solving the problem like that. Um, I agree, there's 0:12:07.160 --> 0:12:09.920 not only just one headmaster. Why well, because that's how 0:12:09.960 --> 0:12:13.120 it was on. It's just just shared custody over the mastery. 0:12:13.200 --> 0:12:15.160 Thank you. In fact, I was going to finish that 0:12:15.280 --> 0:12:18.040 sentence sentience thank you in me. What he did he 0:12:18.120 --> 0:12:20.480 tried to go to a head master. Master you tried 0:12:20.520 --> 0:12:23.360 to paith that and say, hey, reject that payment to 0:12:23.440 --> 0:12:26.280 that acting school in maddic. I'm sorry, sir, we don't 0:12:26.440 --> 0:12:29.880 actually cancel paper. I don't know how you got this number. 0:12:29.920 --> 0:12:33.520 You're saying, you're disputing that you you're actually learning something 0:12:33.559 --> 0:12:35.000 in the class. That's why you want to camp. No. 0:12:35.200 --> 0:12:39.959 I I regret, Okay, I regret and rolling in the class. Okay, 0:12:40.040 --> 0:12:41.360 you know what, why don't you do? You want to 0:12:41.360 --> 0:12:44.720 hear my song that they thought was just so uncomfortable. 0:12:44.760 --> 0:12:47.440 I don't know if is it absolutely vital to me? 0:12:47.640 --> 0:12:50.440 It just sounds like you bought something and you weren't satisfied. 0:12:50.440 --> 0:12:52.640 That sounds like a dispute for someone else, not Paithal. 0:12:52.960 --> 0:12:55.080 They sent me here are you? Are you telling me 0:12:55.120 --> 0:12:57.080 that you're going to pass the back to somebody else? Well, 0:12:57.200 --> 0:12:59.280 let's I guess I'll hear the song first and then 0:12:59.320 --> 0:13:01.640 I can you. I won't feel as bad telling you know. 0:13:02.960 --> 0:13:04.839 It's kind of scaredest thing it now, because well why 0:13:04.920 --> 0:13:06.720 is that? I mean, I'm sure it's beautiful, and it 0:13:06.720 --> 0:13:08.360 doesn't the song live in your art. I have just 0:13:08.400 --> 0:13:10.480 had so many people turned me down that I've I've 0:13:10.520 --> 0:13:12.440 lost Mike. Let me tell you howbidence it has been shattered, 0:13:12.520 --> 0:13:14.480 Chris is it? Let me tell you something. I was 0:13:14.520 --> 0:13:17.160 in a class in Los Angeles trying to be an 0:13:17.160 --> 0:13:20.160 actor too, and I let a teacher crush my spirit 0:13:20.240 --> 0:13:23.040 and I ended up going to greener pastures. And that's 0:13:23.040 --> 0:13:25.079 working in customer service at papal. How was this so 0:13:25.160 --> 0:13:27.720 much to say? That doesn't really sound like greener pastors? 0:13:28.200 --> 0:13:30.679 In a way, it is because how I see what 0:13:30.720 --> 0:13:33.120 I do is art as well. Um, it's the art 0:13:33.160 --> 0:13:35.200 of making sure people are satisfied. And I had to 0:13:35.240 --> 0:13:38.720 just sort of re contextualize things to give myself confidences. 0:13:38.800 --> 0:13:42.360 Mysterious agent Paper was doing such a great job explaining 0:13:42.440 --> 0:13:45.240 the whole situation painting a picture of his memory, that 0:13:45.360 --> 0:13:48.480 this was transported into that memory and we were able 0:13:48.520 --> 0:13:52.600 to relive it. Mr Marshall. So I'm I'm just hoping 0:13:52.679 --> 0:13:55.719 that my I guess my submission today will be good 0:13:55.800 --> 0:13:57.840 enough for you. Please, by all means, let me hear it. 0:13:58.440 --> 0:14:05.520 Everything can be art no matter how hard you try. 0:14:05.880 --> 0:14:07.960 Thank you, thank you. I just want to say this. 0:14:08.160 --> 0:14:09.880 There are some people whore made for acting, uh huh, 0:14:10.040 --> 0:14:12.120 some people who were made for radio, and then some 0:14:12.160 --> 0:14:15.640 people are made for customer service. Fuck you. I would say, 0:14:15.679 --> 0:14:18.280 maybe check out PayPal? Okay, well, do you know when 0:14:18.559 --> 0:14:25.760 they're having auditions? All right, welcome to you PayPal auditions. 0:14:26.600 --> 0:14:28.960 I would like we're going to just go ahead and 0:14:29.160 --> 0:14:33.600 go in alphabetical order. Later. First we got Aaron Aaronson. 0:14:34.440 --> 0:14:38.960 Let's hear your PayPal audition? Wow? Me? Hi? Can I 0:14:39.520 --> 0:14:43.320 this call is being recorded or for customer service? Can 0:14:43.360 --> 0:14:46.120 I do that again? Please? Yeah? Sure you can do 0:14:46.160 --> 0:14:48.200 it again. You can practice it in your car. If 0:14:48.320 --> 0:14:52.920 you leave here, you're out of here, all right. Next uh, 0:14:53.760 --> 0:14:56.960 Kristen Christineson isn't here, Robert, and the next one we 0:14:57.040 --> 0:14:59.440 got here. I just want to say, I'm very I'm 0:14:59.520 --> 0:15:04.120 very nervous, so please you know what, Hey, everybody's always 0:15:04.200 --> 0:15:06.840 nervous when they come in here and audition to be 0:15:06.880 --> 0:15:11.120 a PayPal customer service representative. Okay, you're not the first 0:15:11.200 --> 0:15:13.160 one to feel the heat. Do I have to sit 0:15:13.200 --> 0:15:25.080 on this pleather couch? And I'm please you? And hello, 0:15:25.240 --> 0:15:29.280 thank you for calling PayPal? How how how many you? Yes? 0:15:29.760 --> 0:15:34.800 I attempted to murder my spouse with this gin sue 0:15:34.880 --> 0:15:37.800 knife and it did not cut through the flesh. I 0:15:37.800 --> 0:15:42.400 would like a refund on my purchase for this knife. Absolutely, 0:15:42.520 --> 0:15:45.120 we'll get on that right away. Now. Was that Was 0:15:45.160 --> 0:15:47.880 it advertised as being able to cut through the flesh 0:15:47.920 --> 0:15:50.040 of your spouse? Or Can I stop you right there? Yes, 0:15:51.360 --> 0:15:54.120 I gotta say, I'm pretty impressed with the fact that 0:15:54.200 --> 0:15:58.880 you did not immediately gasp in terror upon hearing that 0:15:58.960 --> 0:16:02.880 he committed his crime and didn't threaten to call the police. 0:16:03.000 --> 0:16:05.640 Because we don't turn out our customers here at PayPal 0:16:06.560 --> 0:16:17.520 job coming up at too the first a word from 0:16:17.520 --> 0:16:29.840 our esteemed sponsors Stay with Us Act to the interview 0:16:30.520 --> 0:16:34.080 Miles Gray, thank you so much for coming to a show. 0:16:34.120 --> 0:16:37.480 How long have you been a listener? Uh, I've since 0:16:37.560 --> 0:16:40.400 June when it came out. We've been around. We went 0:16:40.520 --> 0:16:44.120 much longer than that. Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't. I'm 0:16:44.240 --> 0:16:46.280 I just I got to get nervous and I don't 0:16:46.280 --> 0:16:47.880 like them to disappoint people. So I just sort of 0:16:47.920 --> 0:16:50.360 said a date, what do you when? Do you think 0:16:50.360 --> 0:16:53.440 he was when you first started? We probably started when 0:16:53.480 --> 0:16:58.120 you're a little boy. Uh? Yeah, yeah, I would say whatever. 0:16:58.160 --> 0:17:01.480 The longest time is someone can listen, right, it's great. 0:17:01.920 --> 0:17:04.600 So so when you were a child, you'd gather around 0:17:04.680 --> 0:17:06.919 the radio and listen to this show. It's what you're 0:17:06.960 --> 0:17:09.040 trying to tell me. I'm pretty sure I learned how 0:17:09.040 --> 0:17:12.800 to speak English because of this show because in me Yeah, 0:17:12.880 --> 0:17:16.800 and a really weird accent growing up, because I modeled 0:17:16.840 --> 0:17:19.000 my voice after you. You know, we actually have in 0:17:19.000 --> 0:17:22.040 the archives that very first episode from way back then. 0:17:22.160 --> 0:17:26.680 When you listen, I would absolutely love to hear it. Yeah, 0:17:26.800 --> 0:17:31.160 we have it. Pushing the button now, Okay, happy birthday, Miles. 0:17:31.200 --> 0:17:34.440 Thank you so much for having me. Um, do you 0:17:34.480 --> 0:17:36.480 want to open your presence now? Miles, i'd love to 0:17:36.600 --> 0:17:39.520 and just to engage in the feeling of paper crumbling 0:17:39.960 --> 0:17:43.080 enter my fingers as a way to celebrate consumer culture. 0:17:43.320 --> 0:17:47.760 You're English is sounding really good? Have you been listening 0:17:47.800 --> 0:17:51.160 to a lot of this is Americans Live, because that's 0:17:51.200 --> 0:17:53.840 the only place where I've heard such good English, because 0:17:53.920 --> 0:17:56.280 You're English used to be terrible, but it was very bad. 0:17:56.400 --> 0:17:58.840 I am aware of anything, and thank you for for 0:17:58.880 --> 0:18:03.399 adopting me, and of course was our pleasure giving me 0:18:03.440 --> 0:18:06.359 a complex about how I was speaking English. Its hardy 0:18:06.359 --> 0:18:09.320 to go back to deeper archives by doing myles was 0:18:09.400 --> 0:18:12.520 listening to the show? Was the English sounded like back then? 0:18:12.920 --> 0:18:17.639 They press play high miles. We're your new parents? Whoa 0:18:17.960 --> 0:18:20.760 shout out to you my parents school, Thank you for 0:18:20.840 --> 0:18:26.000 having me here? Cool? That's tough. Stop, um, this is 0:18:26.040 --> 0:18:29.880 actually a pretty cool voice where I'm from originally. So 0:18:31.000 --> 0:18:32.640 I don't want to have I don't want to feel 0:18:32.680 --> 0:18:36.960 like I'm being rejected purely on sonic reasons. I would 0:18:36.960 --> 0:18:43.840 do something good. Hey, everybody, one, two, three, fuck that's 0:18:43.880 --> 0:18:46.480 my catch phrase. I learned in English on my way here. 0:18:46.800 --> 0:18:49.320 It seems like my learned English from all kinds of 0:18:49.440 --> 0:18:51.640 radio show hosts. Who is the one that you're learning 0:18:51.680 --> 0:18:55.200 English from prior to me, that was this Dutch DJ 0:18:56.000 --> 0:19:00.920 from Rotterdam. What was his name? Just I think Abjornd. Yeah, 0:19:01.080 --> 0:19:04.000 we have his old air checks, his old air checks. 0:19:04.160 --> 0:19:06.840 That's okay with you? Yeah, sure, go ahead, thank you? Hey, 0:19:06.840 --> 0:19:09.919 you won one two Dutch radio rotter Damn. It's is 0:19:10.000 --> 0:19:12.800 your man. Youre on the on the radio. Who's gonna 0:19:12.840 --> 0:19:15.320 be playing some of the sickest e d M jams? 0:19:15.359 --> 0:19:18.000 After this we have stuff from afro Jack and armand 0:19:18.040 --> 0:19:20.920 van Buren coming your way. But the first let's check 0:19:20.960 --> 0:19:30.159 in with giggle fart bull. Here we go one, two, three. 0:19:30.920 --> 0:19:33.560 Who's the English did you learn? After you learn from 0:19:33.680 --> 0:19:35.800 him and then from me? Is now you don't talk 0:19:35.880 --> 0:19:39.320 like me? Yeah? I it's it's sort of a hybrid 0:19:39.359 --> 0:19:42.960 of Fresh Prince of bel Air and the Sopranos, sort 0:19:43.000 --> 0:19:45.639 of the next two things that really shaped how I spoke. 0:19:45.760 --> 0:19:47.560 You know they actually, um, I don't know if you 0:19:47.560 --> 0:19:50.479 guys know this, but they know tell me, but there 0:19:50.520 --> 0:19:54.240 was a pilot for a Fresh Prince Sopranos hybrid show. 0:19:54.480 --> 0:19:56.359 Did you know that? Did you ever see it? Let's 0:19:56.359 --> 0:20:01.879 hear that you should thank Gobba. Go over here, you 0:20:02.000 --> 0:20:05.199 talking about Uncle Phil. I'm not younger Phil, I'm your 0:20:05.240 --> 0:20:09.000 uncle Jue. What the fun, Uncle June? Why doesn't my 0:20:09.080 --> 0:20:11.879 dad want me? I like the premise of it. That 0:20:12.080 --> 0:20:15.440 started the networks. Next, wait, don't do TV show. Let's 0:20:15.440 --> 0:20:18.400 watch like looks at me? Your fucking fresh pressure better 0:20:18.520 --> 0:20:20.480 over here? We got the trigger guy over here, This 0:20:20.720 --> 0:20:23.760 fucking coach. We tugged a couple of couple of shows. 0:20:23.800 --> 0:20:26.320 He's gotta just got our garbage roach. What you gotta 0:20:26.320 --> 0:20:29.080 shake about that, Uncle Phil? Why can't we just get 0:20:29.080 --> 0:20:32.800 our own money legally? But we gotta rob garbage? Shrug? 0:20:33.000 --> 0:20:35.480 He's got the point. Don't you didn't even know that? 0:20:35.480 --> 0:20:38.639 That was a very popular TV show when for many seasons, 0:20:38.920 --> 0:20:41.200 I decided I wanted to play a segment from the 0:20:41.320 --> 0:20:46.720 very final episode of The Fresh Prince of Montclaire of Montclair. 0:20:47.520 --> 0:20:50.840 I'm passing plain now, Oh man, I'm gonna miss this place. 0:20:51.840 --> 0:20:56.399 You do mine, Uncle June? Can I get a second 0:20:56.440 --> 0:21:02.439 by myself? I'm getting sentiment? Okay. There was a clip 0:21:02.480 --> 0:21:05.480 from the fain episode, and I said, what if there's 0:21:05.480 --> 0:21:08.560 anything else? And then I put up the reunion. It's 0:21:10.520 --> 0:21:12.520 this clip is really good. What can I say? You 0:21:12.520 --> 0:21:15.479 I missed you, guys. I tell you, guys, but all 0:21:15.480 --> 0:21:18.880 lot of times she tell you, guys. Should I missed 0:21:18.920 --> 0:21:21.280 you too? Man. You know, I'm real sorry that I 0:21:21.440 --> 0:21:24.280 replaced you, you know, half way through the first season. 0:21:24.320 --> 0:21:27.040 You know I didn't. I shouldn't have done that, replace 0:21:27.119 --> 0:21:29.879 you with a lighter scanned uncle. June and I have 0:21:29.920 --> 0:21:31.879 a lot of regrets. But I hope we can. I 0:21:31.880 --> 0:21:34.199 hope we can. You know, just just build some bridges 0:21:34.240 --> 0:21:35.600 if they get back to where we used to be. 0:21:35.720 --> 0:21:41.200 You know what, forget about it. Tell me about you 0:21:41.280 --> 0:21:43.520 up bringing. You said you're well, we had a little 0:21:43.520 --> 0:21:47.360 bit of a conversation prior to recording, and you tell 0:21:47.440 --> 0:21:49.680 me that you're from Los Angeles. Yeah, can you tell 0:21:49.680 --> 0:21:51.360 me a little bit more about that. Yeah, I grew 0:21:51.440 --> 0:21:54.240 up in the San Fernando Valley, which is like the 0:21:54.280 --> 0:21:57.920 New Jersey of l A the way people talk about it. So, yeah, 0:21:58.000 --> 0:21:59.760 I just grew up in l A my whole life, 0:22:00.000 --> 0:22:03.399 and I've never left with the squad here. I didn't 0:22:03.400 --> 0:22:05.800 have many I didn't I didn't branch out too much, 0:22:06.720 --> 0:22:08.520 but you know, I had jobs that would take me 0:22:08.560 --> 0:22:10.800 further afield. But for the most part, yeah, I just 0:22:11.000 --> 0:22:13.480 uh I grew up like every kid does out here, 0:22:13.760 --> 0:22:16.119 just on the you know, on the hot streets. And 0:22:16.200 --> 0:22:18.200 you have a great podcast, you have two of them. 0:22:18.359 --> 0:22:21.159 You have the Daily at Guys. Sure. Yeah, and then 0:22:21.200 --> 0:22:25.359 you also have and tell us to do about that. 0:22:25.440 --> 0:22:27.800 I mean, if it's it's it's what it sounds like. 0:22:27.840 --> 0:22:31.960 It's ninety day fiance and Weed Weed Cultured. I'm high 0:22:32.040 --> 0:22:35.080 talking about it with Sophia Alexandra, another fairly funny comedian, 0:22:35.280 --> 0:22:37.840 and yeah, we just talked from our perspective, as you know, 0:22:37.880 --> 0:22:41.959 immigrant kids who like trash reality shows, specific type of 0:22:42.000 --> 0:22:45.160 strain when it comes to the type of we that. Yeah, 0:22:44.920 --> 0:22:49.240 I smoke Indicas mostly Sativa's. Are they they give me 0:22:49.320 --> 0:22:53.320 Jodie Foster panic room? Yeah, sometimes what happened is to Tevas. Yeah, 0:22:53.320 --> 0:22:54.639