1 00:00:00,760 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: Jubles Dirty Little Secret. 2 00:00:03,080 --> 00:00:08,680 Speaker 2: Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a dirty little secret. Yeah. 3 00:00:08,760 --> 00:00:11,960 Speaker 1: So a few years ago, when I was nineteen, I 4 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:14,960 Speaker 1: used to like drink water, a lot of water before 5 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:17,680 Speaker 1: I went to bed so I could wake up early 6 00:00:17,800 --> 00:00:23,320 Speaker 1: and play video games. So one night I did that, 7 00:00:23,480 --> 00:00:25,319 Speaker 1: and I woke up early in the morning to go 8 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:30,600 Speaker 1: play video games. But I had serious morning. Okay, okay, 9 00:00:30,720 --> 00:00:33,800 Speaker 1: So I went to the restroom and I needed to 10 00:00:33,880 --> 00:00:37,479 Speaker 1: lean down. So I put all my weight on the 11 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:40,120 Speaker 1: toilet paper roll hanger and it's kind of like nailed 12 00:00:40,159 --> 00:00:45,680 Speaker 1: to the wall, but it broke through my weight and 13 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:48,640 Speaker 1: I face planted in terms of toilet stool, almost broke 14 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:49,160 Speaker 1: my feth. 15 00:00:50,760 --> 00:00:55,880 Speaker 2: Wow, I. 16 00:00:57,360 --> 00:01:00,360 Speaker 1: Was bleeding everywhere and I had to go like, up 17 00:01:00,400 --> 00:01:00,840 Speaker 1: my mom. 18 00:01:02,240 --> 00:01:03,560 Speaker 2: That's an awkward conversation. 19 00:01:05,000 --> 00:01:09,360 Speaker 1: She died, laughing, but she's like, what's wrong, Like you don't. 20 00:01:09,240 --> 00:01:13,000 Speaker 2: Want to see oh my gosh. Yeah. 21 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:15,640 Speaker 1: But luckily I didn't break my tee or anything. I 22 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:18,039 Speaker 1: kind of like messed up like the inside of my lip, 23 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:19,360 Speaker 1: but it's mostly healed now. 24 00:01:20,560 --> 00:01:21,720 Speaker 2: I'm glad. Yeah. 25 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:24,120 Speaker 3: I do have a question, though, why do you drink 26 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:26,400 Speaker 3: a lot of water before you play video games in 27 00:01:26,440 --> 00:01:26,839 Speaker 3: the morning. 28 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:29,959 Speaker 1: I drank it like before I went to bed. I 29 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:32,119 Speaker 1: was suddicted to video games, so I drank it before 30 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:33,880 Speaker 1: I went to bed. So wake me up like a 31 00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:34,960 Speaker 1: natural alarm clock. 32 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:40,040 Speaker 2: That's a good idea. Actually, yeah, it's actually so funny. 33 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:43,319 Speaker 1: I don't do that anymore, but those like a when 34 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:43,959 Speaker 1: I was younger. 35 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:48,120 Speaker 3: Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. Oh, 36 00:01:48,200 --> 00:01:53,200 Speaker 3: no problem. Hello, Hi, Hey, what's up? You have a 37 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:54,000 Speaker 3: dirty little secret? 38 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:55,840 Speaker 2: I do, sweet? What is it? 39 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:59,520 Speaker 4: So? My dirty little secret is that I've changed in 40 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:04,000 Speaker 4: front of my window for the past ten years. Yeah, 41 00:02:04,200 --> 00:02:06,360 Speaker 4: Like I'm never fully nude, but like enough to know 42 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:07,400 Speaker 4: this is they're a hot. 43 00:02:07,320 --> 00:02:08,960 Speaker 2: Guy across the street. Did you do it on purpose 44 00:02:09,000 --> 00:02:10,040 Speaker 2: because you want someone to see you? 45 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:13,440 Speaker 4: Or I don't do it for anybody specifically, but like 46 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:15,840 Speaker 4: for just like my neighbors. Like anytime I've moved, like 47 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:18,560 Speaker 4: i've I've always just done it. It's kind of a 48 00:02:18,600 --> 00:02:22,520 Speaker 4: thrill for me, and I do have a fantasy of, 49 00:02:22,600 --> 00:02:25,440 Speaker 4: like of hooking up with a neighbor. I don't have 50 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:27,359 Speaker 4: anybody specific. 51 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:29,239 Speaker 3: In mind, but you know, yeah, you're just hoping that 52 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:31,880 Speaker 3: you live next to some hot Australian dude. 53 00:02:32,320 --> 00:02:38,679 Speaker 2: At some point You're changing and he's like OI, and 54 00:02:38,840 --> 00:02:41,560 Speaker 2: you realize it's not hot up close, and you're like, oh, shoot, 55 00:02:42,639 --> 00:02:43,520 Speaker 2: is that what you hope for? 56 00:02:44,200 --> 00:02:46,880 Speaker 4: I mean, you never know. It's not like I know 57 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:49,000 Speaker 4: my neighbor as well, and it's like, you know, at 58 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:51,680 Speaker 4: least they'll give I'm something to talk about, like enough 59 00:02:51,720 --> 00:02:54,280 Speaker 4: for them. It'll just if I'm talking to me. 60 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:55,880 Speaker 3: You got to be careful when you hook up with 61 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:57,800 Speaker 3: a neighbor. I've done it me too. 62 00:02:58,040 --> 00:03:01,280 Speaker 2: It does not always end well. Uh, and then what 63 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:01,800 Speaker 2: do you gotta do? 64 00:03:01,919 --> 00:03:02,119 Speaker 4: Move? 65 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:07,040 Speaker 3: It was really funny because she came over randomly. She 66 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:09,200 Speaker 3: had moved in, and then she came over to introduce herself, 67 00:03:09,320 --> 00:03:11,440 Speaker 3: and then we had a conversation, and later that night 68 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:12,760 Speaker 3: she came over with a bottle of wine. 69 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:13,720 Speaker 2: I was like, you want a bottle wine? 70 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:16,400 Speaker 3: And I was like sure, And then we ended up, 71 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:19,120 Speaker 3: you know, hooking up for like a couple months, and 72 00:03:19,160 --> 00:03:21,919 Speaker 3: then I was still dating, you know, and so I 73 00:03:21,960 --> 00:03:25,080 Speaker 3: also was dating. And she heard me one time with 74 00:03:25,160 --> 00:03:27,160 Speaker 3: somebody else because our wall, our bedroom walls were right 75 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:28,760 Speaker 3: next to each other. And then she didn't talk to 76 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:30,920 Speaker 3: me anymore, and then she started dating. And then she 77 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:34,240 Speaker 3: made sure that I knew she was good for her. 78 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:39,440 Speaker 3: Thanks for your dirty little secret, no problem. 79 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:41,760 Speaker 2: What's your dirty little secret.