WEBVTT - The Ice Queen

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Noble Blood, a production of I Heart Radio

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<v Speaker 1>and Aaron Manky listener discretion is advised. A few years ago,

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<v Speaker 1>the Russian tourism industry discovered that they had a problem.

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<v Speaker 1>That problem was winter. If you can imagine, the masses

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<v Speaker 1>weren't flocking to see Russia's historically significant architecture or world

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<v Speaker 1>class art collections when the temperatures dipped below freezing. That's

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<v Speaker 1>when even stockpiled provisions of top tier vodka can't manage

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<v Speaker 1>to unseat the damp, creeping chill that settles in your

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<v Speaker 1>chest in Russia in the winter. And so in two

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<v Speaker 1>thousand sis, a group of corporate sponsors and luxury hotel

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<v Speaker 1>chains came together with an idea an ice sculpture to

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<v Speaker 1>drum up tourism. Not just an ice sculpture, an ice palace,

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<v Speaker 1>a palace can structed entirely of ice in downtown St. Petersburg,

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<v Speaker 1>one that would weigh over five hundred tons at a

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<v Speaker 1>cost of a hundred and fifty thousand dollars. It was

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<v Speaker 1>to be an exact replica of a massive ice palace

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<v Speaker 1>that had stood on the shore of the frozen Neva

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<v Speaker 1>River two centuries earlier. It would be built exactly to

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<v Speaker 1>the specifications laid out by that eighteenth century architect. There

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<v Speaker 1>were ice trees filled with carved ice birds, clocks built

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<v Speaker 1>from ice with visible ice gears. Guests waited in line

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<v Speaker 1>for hours for their chance to walk through the palace,

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<v Speaker 1>to marvel at the detail of the carving, to walk

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<v Speaker 1>through the ice bedroom and see the ice mattress with

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<v Speaker 1>ice blankets and ice pillows and cascading ice curtains down

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<v Speaker 1>the four posters, all made of ice. Translucent law dogs

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<v Speaker 1>glimmered in the fireplace that would never actually be able

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<v Speaker 1>to contain real fire. Ice was dyed green on the

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<v Speaker 1>mantelpiece to resemble marble. And then as guests worked their

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<v Speaker 1>way through, they came to the throne room, where there

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<v Speaker 1>stood this single change that the modern builders had made

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<v Speaker 1>from the eighteenth century original, a sculpture of the Empress

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<v Speaker 1>Anna Ivanovna, the patroness who had commissioned the original ice palace.

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<v Speaker 1>The Empress was a tall woman and broad, and she

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<v Speaker 1>was sculpted in all of her courtly splendor, wearing a

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<v Speaker 1>heavy airmine cloak and a massive royal crown which ballooned

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<v Speaker 1>up from her head, where a pair of dark, tight

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<v Speaker 1>ringlets fell past her shoulders. Her face was round in life,

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<v Speaker 1>her cheeks had been described as Westphalian ham. Now in ice.

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<v Speaker 1>She was here as a ghost, semi trans decent and

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<v Speaker 1>impossibly still, watching an endless stream of tourists and locals

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<v Speaker 1>gawk at the strange spectacle that had been constructed around them.

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<v Speaker 1>If you didn't know who she was, Empress Anna might

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<v Speaker 1>seem like a proud or even whimsical figure, only the

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<v Speaker 1>second female crowned as the leader of Russia, a woman

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<v Speaker 1>with the vision to imagine how miraculous a palace would

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<v Speaker 1>look if it was blue and clear and glistening. But

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<v Speaker 1>Empress Anna's ice palace wasn't built as a celebration of

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<v Speaker 1>Russia or as a way to promote tourism. It was

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<v Speaker 1>built out of cruelty and capriciousness. She was a woman

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<v Speaker 1>who spent her entire life manipulated, treated as a toy,

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<v Speaker 1>and so when she reached power, she treated others like toys,

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<v Speaker 1>their lives made malleable for her amusement. Her ice palace

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<v Speaker 1>was meant to be both a symbol of her power

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<v Speaker 1>were and an execution chamber, but it was also something

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<v Speaker 1>to make her laugh, and if you'll forgive the pun,

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<v Speaker 1>I find that the most chilling part of all. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>Dana Schwartz, and this is noble blood. Anna Ivanovna had

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<v Speaker 1>almost no memories of her father, Ivan, the older brother

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<v Speaker 1>of Peter the Great. Ivan was severely disabled, both physically

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<v Speaker 1>and mentally, and so his younger brother was appointed his

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<v Speaker 1>co regent. By the time Ivan was an adult, he

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<v Speaker 1>was half paralyzed and almost blind, his mind all but

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<v Speaker 1>lost to senility. When the Emperor finally died at age seven,

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<v Speaker 1>he was unable to remember his own name. His daughter,

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<v Speaker 1>Anna was three, and so Peter the Great became the

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<v Speaker 1>singular psar of Russia as the niece of the Czar,

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<v Speaker 1>and would never have been allowed to marry for love.

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<v Speaker 1>But it seems that when her uncle ordered her to

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<v Speaker 1>marry Frederick William, the Duke of Courland, to secure a

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<v Speaker 1>lucrative alliance, she was genuinely excited. Seventeen year old Anna

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<v Speaker 1>wrote to Frederick William, her new fiancee. I cannot but

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<v Speaker 1>assure your Highness that nothing could delight me more than

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<v Speaker 1>to hear of your declaration of love for me. For

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<v Speaker 1>my part, I assure your Highness that I share your

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<v Speaker 1>feelings at our next happy meeting, to which I look

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<v Speaker 1>forward eagerly, I shall God willing avail myself of the

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<v Speaker 1>opportunity of expressing them to you personally. Anna's mother had

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<v Speaker 1>been an old school Russian s arena. She had been

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<v Speaker 1>selected to marry the infirm Sar to be after parading

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<v Speaker 1>in a bride show of potential candidates. Throughout Ivan's declining health,

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<v Speaker 1>Anda's mother dutifully cared for him, standing at his side

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<v Speaker 1>wiping drool from his chin, and her only failure as

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<v Speaker 1>a wife had been berthing only daughters. Those were the

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<v Speaker 1>values that she passed on to Anna into her sister.

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<v Speaker 1>They were educated at home, taught that their purpose, above

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<v Speaker 1>all else was to be wives. Anna was only semiliterate,

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<v Speaker 1>but she knew that much by heart. Anna's wedding to

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<v Speaker 1>Frederick William was a gorgeous affair, accompanied by the full

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<v Speaker 1>pageantry of the Russian court. Her cape was laced with gold,

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<v Speaker 1>she wore a tiara. The night ended with a fireworks

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<v Speaker 1>display over the palace, and Anna stood side by side

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<v Speaker 1>with the boy that she had pledged to devote herself

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<v Speaker 1>to for the rest of their lives. Anna watched the fireworks,

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<v Speaker 1>completely unaware of the misery that would soon befall her,

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<v Speaker 1>where only of the glittering sky and her new husband's

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<v Speaker 1>shining eyes. The next night, her uncle bizarre through a

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<v Speaker 1>second wedding, this time for a pair of dwarves. Peter

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<v Speaker 1>the Great held a fancy of breeding an entire race

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<v Speaker 1>of dwarves, and so just as he arranged the wedding

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<v Speaker 1>of his niece, he arranged the wedding of two of

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<v Speaker 1>the fools he kept in his palace for his amusement.

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<v Speaker 1>The dwarf bride was dressed exactly as Anna had been

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<v Speaker 1>the previous night, in an exact replica of her embroidered gown,

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<v Speaker 1>a fifth of its original size. The guests of the party,

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<v Speaker 1>all of the dwarves Peter the Great could summon, were

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<v Speaker 1>given excessive amounts of alcohol so the court could watch

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<v Speaker 1>them stumbled drunkenly as they jumped out of cakes and

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<v Speaker 1>attempted to dance. It was a cruel mockery, cruel to

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<v Speaker 1>the dwarves forced into a servile role as entertainment, but

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<v Speaker 1>also intended as a cruelty to the court that was

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<v Speaker 1>watching them. Peter the Great had designed this second wedding

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<v Speaker 1>as a grow Tesk fun house mirror for the Russian

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<v Speaker 1>court to watch themselves, and poor Anna, famously unbeautiful even then,

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<v Speaker 1>happened to be the centerpiece. The bride doubled in miniature

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<v Speaker 1>for everyone to laugh at, and the guests did laugh.

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<v Speaker 1>They laughed, and they drank, and they laughed some more,

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<v Speaker 1>and then drank some more, and the festivities continued for

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<v Speaker 1>another week till it was finally time to send Anna

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<v Speaker 1>and her new husband off back to Courland and for

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<v Speaker 1>everyone to get on with their lives. To get to

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<v Speaker 1>Courland in present day Latvia, it would be a journey

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<v Speaker 1>of many days. When Anna and Frederick William entered their

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<v Speaker 1>coach the morning of their departure, Frederick William was still

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<v Speaker 1>drunk from a drinking competition with Peter the Great the

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<v Speaker 1>night before. He was pale and sweating his hair wet

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<v Speaker 1>against his forehead, even in the Russian chill. They only

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<v Speaker 1>made it twenty kilometers before Frederick William dropped dead. But

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<v Speaker 1>just because a husband dies doesn't mean the alliance that

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<v Speaker 1>the marriage was meant to cement is any less important.

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<v Speaker 1>Anna Ivanovna, only seventeen years old, was forced to ride

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<v Speaker 1>the entire way to Coreland with the cooling corpse of

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<v Speaker 1>her husband at her side. Her destination was a strange

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<v Speaker 1>land that she would be expected to rule alone. Though

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<v Speaker 1>she would write hundreds of letters to her uncle in

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<v Speaker 1>Saint Petersburg begging him for permission to come home or

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<v Speaker 1>to marry again, her please went unheeded. The peace with

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<v Speaker 1>Corland was essential, Anna's happiness was not, And besides, if

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<v Speaker 1>she got married again, her husband or God forbid, child

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<v Speaker 1>could complicate the line of succession. No, it was better

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<v Speaker 1>for everyone if Anna stayed put, a teenage widow who

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<v Speaker 1>would never be permitted to love again. Anna's letters to

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<v Speaker 1>Peter the Great continued, hundreds of them, all desperately pleading

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<v Speaker 1>for her uncle to allow her to get married again.

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<v Speaker 1>She had only been seventeen and experienced marriage for a

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<v Speaker 1>period of days. Why now did she have to be

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<v Speaker 1>alone forever? But then, in seventeen, fifteen years after Anna's

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<v Speaker 1>all too brief marriage, Peter the Great died, and five

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<v Speaker 1>years after that, his grandson and heir, Sir Peter the Second,

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<v Speaker 1>died too young and with no heir, which meant Russia

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<v Speaker 1>now faced a crisis of succession. Peter the Great had daughters,

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<v Speaker 1>but they were born out of wedlock, daughters he had

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<v Speaker 1>had with the maid he married only after she gave birth.

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<v Speaker 1>But then there was Anna and her sister. Their father,

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<v Speaker 1>Ivan had been Peter's older brother after all, and their

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<v Speaker 1>mother had been a high born noblewoman who cared for

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<v Speaker 1>her infirm husband with all of the virtue that one

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<v Speaker 1>could ever ask for. Anna's sister was the elder, but

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<v Speaker 1>she was married to a prominent duke, and she already

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<v Speaker 1>had a daughter. The Privy Council, in charge of appointing

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<v Speaker 1>the next Russian leader, worried that the husband could try

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<v Speaker 1>to steal power, and the daughter next in line would

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<v Speaker 1>complicate things all over again. But Anna dutiful. Anna was

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<v Speaker 1>a childless widow with no husband to try to wield

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<v Speaker 1>control and no children that would be next in line

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<v Speaker 1>for succession, plus being the younger daughter and not naturally

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<v Speaker 1>in line for the throne, She would be grateful to

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<v Speaker 1>the Privy Council for choosing her, and deferential to them

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<v Speaker 1>and all of her decision making. She would be a figurehead,

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<v Speaker 1>and to that end, they journeyed to Courland to make

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<v Speaker 1>her sign a declaration of conditions. Anna would become the Empress. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>but she could not declare war or peace, impose new taxes,

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<v Speaker 1>or punish the nobility without trial. She signed the papers

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<v Speaker 1>to a round of applause in her palace in Coreland,

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<v Speaker 1>before embarking on the long journey back to St. Petersburg.

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<v Speaker 1>For the first time in twenty years, she returned to

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<v Speaker 1>a Russian court of bickering and power hungry noble families.

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<v Speaker 1>The Privy council was made of two noble families, which

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<v Speaker 1>infuriated a handful of other noble families who wanted their

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<v Speaker 1>own chance a manipulating the new empress and so egged

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<v Speaker 1>on by the lesser nobles. As soon as she arrived

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<v Speaker 1>in the Russian capital and Press, Anna Ivanovna dissolved the

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<v Speaker 1>council that had granted her the throne. She publicly repudiated

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<v Speaker 1>the conditions she had been forced to sign, ripping them

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<v Speaker 1>in half in public and then for good measure. Since

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<v Speaker 1>some of the men who had written them to the

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<v Speaker 1>scaffold and a few more to Siberia, Anna would be

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<v Speaker 1>an autocrat like her predecessors. Perhaps, before the council had

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<v Speaker 1>gone through with their selection, they would have been wise

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<v Speaker 1>to look up at the sky the night before Anna

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<v Speaker 1>was crowned, Empress Aurora Borealist lit up the Russian horizon

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<v Speaker 1>in shimmering red. People at the time said that it

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<v Speaker 1>looked like blood. Though as Empress she brought with her

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<v Speaker 1>a married lover from Corland, Anna Ivanovna never remarried herself.

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<v Speaker 1>What had been a youthful idealization of love and marriage

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<v Speaker 1>had charred and crystallized over the years into something cold

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<v Speaker 1>and sour. One Russian Prince, Michael Alexeyevitch Galatson, made the

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<v Speaker 1>mistake of getting married without Anna's permission, and he made

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<v Speaker 1>the deadly mistake of marrying a Catholic. Prince Mikhael Galatson

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<v Speaker 1>had fallen in love with a beautiful Italian woman and

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<v Speaker 1>brought her back to Russia, where their happy marriage represented

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<v Speaker 1>everything that the aging power hungry and resented about the world.

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<v Speaker 1>Not long after they made it back to Russia, the

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<v Speaker 1>beautiful Italian Catholic woman died, and though one might think

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<v Speaker 1>Anna would see that as punishment enough for Prince Michael,

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't. The Empress stripped him of his title and

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<v Speaker 1>forced him to become a court jester for her amusement

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<v Speaker 1>to entertain the privileged aristocrats in court with his humiliation

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<v Speaker 1>day after day during the endless Russian winter Bortumn. First,

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<v Speaker 1>Michael was forced to pretend to be a chicken, sitting

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<v Speaker 1>on a massive nest set up for him in the

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<v Speaker 1>throne room, coated in feathers and clucking on command. When

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<v Speaker 1>guests came, Anna would make him pretend to lay an egg.

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<v Speaker 1>But it was her ultimate act of creative humiliation that

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<v Speaker 1>would be her master stroke. If Michael liked getting married

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<v Speaker 1>so much, he would get married again, only this time

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<v Speaker 1>Anna would choose his bride, and she chose one of

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<v Speaker 1>her female jestures, one famous for being the ugliest woman

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<v Speaker 1>in Russia, an older woman named Avdotia bouji Nova, her

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<v Speaker 1>surname a nasty joke on the Russian word for roast pork.

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<v Speaker 1>The wedding would be a spectacle one that would begin

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<v Speaker 1>with the parade filled with dwarves and foreigners taken prisoner,

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<v Speaker 1>and all of the deformed and disabled people that served

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<v Speaker 1>as entertainment for Anna and her court. They rode in

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<v Speaker 1>procession all these people presented as curiosities, along with the

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<v Speaker 1>low left drunks of the Russian streets in carts pulled

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<v Speaker 1>by goats and pigs. The subjects from foreign land were

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<v Speaker 1>dressed in clothes from their native countries, forced to do

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<v Speaker 1>what I'm sure Anna believed to be authentic native dancing. Finally,

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<v Speaker 1>the bride and groom arrived, dressed as clowns, and they

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<v Speaker 1>were flaunted down the street in a golden cage together

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<v Speaker 1>on the back of an elephant. Eventually they made it

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<v Speaker 1>to their destination. Anna's Ice Palace, a palace made entirely

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<v Speaker 1>of ice pulled from the Neva River, massive blocks of

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<v Speaker 1>it glued together with water so it looked like it

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<v Speaker 1>was carved from a single piece of glass. Local villagers

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<v Speaker 1>had watched and gathered breathless as the massive edifice had

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<v Speaker 1>erected itself over a matter of weeks, a thing both

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<v Speaker 1>delicate and monumental, Over thirty feet tall and over one

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<v Speaker 1>feet long. It was spectacular, an apparition, a marvel of engineering.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a ghost palace, a reflection back at the

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<v Speaker 1>twisted Empress and her malice. There were cannons outside, built

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<v Speaker 1>entirely of ice, that, when loaded with gunpowder, could actually

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<v Speaker 1>fire ice cannonballs at sixty paces. On the ice palaces lawn,

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<v Speaker 1>a massive hollow elephant carved out of ice held its

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<v Speaker 1>trunk aloft in the sky. Oil lit on fire could

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<v Speaker 1>be spewed out of the elephant's trunk, so it looked

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<v Speaker 1>like the elephant was spitting flames into the dark night sky,

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<v Speaker 1>and inside the hollow elephant sculpture was tucked a man

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<v Speaker 1>with a horn so that the ice elephant could really bellow.

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<v Speaker 1>Mikale and his clown bride were stripped naked and sent

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<v Speaker 1>into the palace to consummate their union on the ice

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<v Speaker 1>pillows and ice blankets of the bed carved entirely out

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<v Speaker 1>of ice, an exact replica of the Royal bedchamber. Guards

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<v Speaker 1>were posted at the doors. You have to keep each

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<v Speaker 1>other close if you want to stay warm enough to

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<v Speaker 1>survive the night and the laught. It was one of

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<v Speaker 1>the coldest winters on record for Russia. The pair only

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<v Speaker 1>survived because the bride of Doughtya traded her family's heirloom

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<v Speaker 1>pearls for one of the guard's coats. The two kept

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<v Speaker 1>warm until dawn, running through the ice palace as many rooms,

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<v Speaker 1>breaking what they could and huddling under the coat. When

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<v Speaker 1>their extremities began turning blue and their breath started freezing

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<v Speaker 1>before their faces, the warmth of it being sucked forth

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<v Speaker 1>from their lungs by the greedy colt. The wedding celebrations

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<v Speaker 1>ended with a fireworks display over the frozen Neva River.

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<v Speaker 1>The entire spectacle was meant as a reminder to all

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<v Speaker 1>of the nobles in Russia, so that they could see

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<v Speaker 1>the power that Anna wielded with such capriciousness. Look what

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<v Speaker 1>I can imagine, the palace said, Look what I can construct,

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<v Speaker 1>Look what I can force you to endure. They say

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<v Speaker 1>that nine months later Mikhail and ev Dotie became the

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<v Speaker 1>parents of twins, and that their marriage, for its brutal origins,

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<v Speaker 1>went on to become a long and happy one. I

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<v Speaker 1>like that story, the idea that something beautiful and human

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<v Speaker 1>emerged from that ice palace. You can believe that if

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<v Speaker 1>you want. It was so long ago. No one will

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<v Speaker 1>fault you for imagining a pair of bright, cheek to

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<v Speaker 1>Russian babies clenching their fists around their father's fingers and

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<v Speaker 1>cooing into their mother's curls, Babies who always seemed to

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<v Speaker 1>run cold and needed layers of extra blankets before they

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<v Speaker 1>could finally fall asleep, peaceful in a warm home with

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<v Speaker 1>parents who loved them. But the truth is that Avdotia

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<v Speaker 1>caught a chill that night and she never recovered, and

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<v Speaker 1>she died a few days later. McHale continued to serve

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<v Speaker 1>at Anna's pleasure until the Empress too died within the year.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a slow and painful death for her, from

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<v Speaker 1>ulcers on her kidney. With her final words, she called

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<v Speaker 1>out for her lover, Ernest Brown and proclaimed him regent.

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<v Speaker 1>Barron's regency was short lived, a hated figure in Russian court.

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<v Speaker 1>Three weeks after the Empress's death, he was banished to

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<v Speaker 1>Siberia exile out in the cold. That's the story of

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<v Speaker 1>Empress Anna Ivanovna's ice palace and her icy rein. But

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<v Speaker 1>stick around after a brief sponsor break to hear more

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<v Speaker 1>about what came next in Russia. Princess who married Catholics

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<v Speaker 1>weren't the only enemies that in Braziana held. Of her

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<v Speaker 1>most hated rivals was her first cousin, Elizabeth, a woman

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<v Speaker 1>nearly two decades younger than her and famously beautiful, whereas

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<v Speaker 1>Anna had always been diplomatically described as sturdy. A foreign

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<v Speaker 1>minister had once come to Anna's court, where Anna had

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<v Speaker 1>asked him who the most beautiful woman in Russia, was

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<v Speaker 1>not understanding the game of forced flattery. The noble instantly

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<v Speaker 1>pointed to Elizabeth. Anna fumed with no marriage setups from

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<v Speaker 1>her bitter cousin. On the horizon, Elizabeth took a lover,

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<v Speaker 1>a handsome soldier named Alexis Shubin. The Empress took her

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<v Speaker 1>revenge when she discovered the affair by having Shubin's tongue

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<v Speaker 1>cut out. Years later, after Anna's death, Elizabeth would rise

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<v Speaker 1>to power in a coup over Anna's infant nephew. Elizabeth,

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<v Speaker 1>who was the daughter of Peter the Great, got the

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<v Speaker 1>nobles on her side by pledging that she would never

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<v Speaker 1>declare a single death sentence as Empress. Elizabeth reigned as

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<v Speaker 1>Empress for over twenty years, and she kept her word.

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