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Speaker 1: good is God? Man? Sometimes I just I don't know,

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Speaker 1: very very special Memorial Date Steve Harvey Show. I gotta

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Speaker 1: Happy Memorial Day to you. Good morning Mommy, Mommy, Carla, Carla,

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Speaker 1: and hey, sexy nephew Tommy. It's Memorial Day. Were barbecueling,

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Speaker 1: If Memore Day, Baby, we're gonna make a do what

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Speaker 1: right now Tommy, don't like that, big God. Some people

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Speaker 1: Is it recorded? Ain't it tell everything? They live? No?

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Speaker 1: Steve Harvey Morning. We got some special stuff. Y'all. Ain't

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Speaker 1: hurt back cool, I'd be Memorial Day. Hey, you're talking

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna live as long as I'm gonna live. Steve, Yes,

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Speaker 1: as long as the Lord has me on the earth.

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Speaker 1: Talk from your chest. But something though, we got that

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Speaker 1: something funny coming up, ignorant Junior. I got onef of

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Speaker 1: today to be told right after this. You're listening Steve

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Speaker 1: Morning Show, all right, coming up right now? May Day. Now,

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Speaker 1: what is this exactly, Steve, Steve, you said it. If

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Speaker 1: Cell phones, right, So what we had to do was

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Speaker 1: more may days in Ski? Oh, I have way more

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Speaker 1: Jay finally called me. He said, Man, what's up? I said, Man, Jay,

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Speaker 1: next gig as I said, missip He said, started driving night.

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Speaker 1: I am Veacon deaf Jam as you know, um past

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Speaker 1: you can you make to this this morning? I got

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Speaker 1: today something Some days are breathed heavier than today. Today.

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Speaker 1: you don't have the will You get used to it?

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Speaker 1: you think used to keep your mouth open? Okay, I'll

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Speaker 1: passed of Motown to speak privately with brothers. Titus Callaway.

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Speaker 1: Sadles that we need you a top with him, speak

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Speaker 1: I as you know the the the death choir song

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Speaker 1: No time to communicate with them that there's only one

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Speaker 1: Just you hear me? You hear me? To stop breathing.

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Speaker 1: We have reasons for it to believe. This is why

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Speaker 1: What's her last name? Lowbody? Nah? Huh, that's her name here,

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Speaker 1: They have strawberry plantations In case you didn't know it, well,

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Speaker 1: reverendad No, this is a complaint about past the Motown Deacon,

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Speaker 1: Deacon Kirby, Deane squad Pump. You're listening morning show. All right,

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Speaker 1: it's not looking good. I mean, we can all agree

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Speaker 1: right now. Yeah. So our question for everyone is have

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Speaker 1: you ever been fired? Because there is talk of impeachment,

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Speaker 1: firing him, all of that. Have you ever been fired?

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Speaker 1: And what did you do? Let's start with you, mister Harvey.

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Speaker 1: Have I ever been fired? Yeah? Yeah? Have I ever been?

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Speaker 1: was in charge of me. I just never got it.

421
00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 1: I've been fined. I've been fired for a lot of reasons.

422
00:31:56,960 --> 00:31:59,040
Speaker 1: One time I got fired because I had a giant

423
00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:02,480
Speaker 1: to cleaning john. You know, I was vacuuming and you know,

424
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:05,400
Speaker 1: shampooing carvers on floors right before opening up my carb

425
00:32:05,520 --> 00:32:09,080
Speaker 1: cleaning company. And the cleaning company that the lady came

426
00:32:09,120 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 1: in and ran it and handed me some gloves and said,

427
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:15,720
Speaker 1: you're doing tarlets tonight? And I said doing doing toilets

428
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:19,760
Speaker 1: were And she said here at this office complex. And

429
00:32:19,880 --> 00:32:21,840
Speaker 1: I went in the bathroom and it's about, you know,

430
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:25,080
Speaker 1: about four toilets in them, and I don't. I don't

431
00:32:25,080 --> 00:32:31,320
Speaker 1: do tarlets even back then. I'm not I'm not cleaning

432
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:34,560
Speaker 1: the tarlet. It's nothing wrong with it. Nothing, I'm not knocking.

433
00:32:34,640 --> 00:32:37,280
Speaker 1: I'm above it. I just got a thing I don't

434
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:39,920
Speaker 1: want to clean no toilet. People that do that, I

435
00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:41,920
Speaker 1: ain't got no problem. And some great people out there

436
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:45,240
Speaker 1: earn a living. I'm not knocking that, but I'm I'm

437
00:32:45,280 --> 00:32:49,960
Speaker 1: not cleaning toilet I don't want to, and so I

438
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:53,120
Speaker 1: just stood in there. I washed out the face bowl. Now,

439
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:57,040
Speaker 1: I mopped it everything, and I sprayed some spray on everything,

440
00:32:57,480 --> 00:33:00,480
Speaker 1: and I came out. So it was her company, you know.

441
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 1: So she went in there to check everything after them,

442
00:33:03,160 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 1: and she said, I don't believe these toilets have been cleaned?

443
00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:09,719
Speaker 1: Did you clean them? I said, to the best of

444
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:13,760
Speaker 1: my ability? And she said, well, maybe your abilities wasn't

445
00:33:13,800 --> 00:33:16,400
Speaker 1: good enough. I said, well, how would you like it done?

446
00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 1: She said, well, it just doesn't seem like anything. But

447
00:33:19,640 --> 00:33:24,400
Speaker 1: I think you just sprinkle the disinfecting them because it

448
00:33:24,480 --> 00:33:28,720
Speaker 1: foamed up, and I think that's all you did. I said, well, yes, ma'am,

449
00:33:28,760 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 1: but you know I did the best. She said. You

450
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:34,240
Speaker 1: take a brush, you scrubble into the rim and you

451
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:37,040
Speaker 1: scrubbed down the side. That's when it's cleaned. You take

452
00:33:37,080 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 1: that scrub bush you're going up. That's why you had

453
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 1: these rubber gloves. Then you take these disinfectant cloths and

454
00:33:41,400 --> 00:33:43,480
Speaker 1: you wipe them off down and get all up under

455
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:46,240
Speaker 1: the seat. I said, right there, right there, all up

456
00:33:46,320 --> 00:33:50,720
Speaker 1: under the seat. Okay, you're talking about what people ask me.

457
00:33:56,000 --> 00:34:00,200
Speaker 1: She said, yeah, And what is wrong with that. I said, ma'am.

458
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 1: I did the best I could. She said, well, you

459
00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 1: don't need to be working here because you're gonna be

460
00:34:04,800 --> 00:34:07,760
Speaker 1: on toilets from now. I took the rubber gloves off.

461
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:11,319
Speaker 1: I said, thank you for the opportunity, ma'am. She said no, no, no, no, no,

462
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:15,040
Speaker 1: don't quit. You're fired. I said, well, I can take

463
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 1: it either way. I ain't doing any damn toilets difference.

464
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:22,719
Speaker 1: That was it, man, That was That was my first job.

465
00:34:22,760 --> 00:34:26,240
Speaker 1: I got fired from. Oh wow, well, second job, second

466
00:34:26,480 --> 00:34:29,720
Speaker 1: second job. A bunch of times, A lot of times.

467
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:32,760
Speaker 1: I didn't mind having people over me, but I always

468
00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:34,480
Speaker 1: trying to found a slick way to deal with it.

469
00:34:34,560 --> 00:34:37,400
Speaker 1: So I'm working in this clothing store. I wasn't a

470
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:39,480
Speaker 1: tailor at that time. It was my job to make

471
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:42,279
Speaker 1: sure they're putting new suits up. And Steve would tell

472
00:34:42,320 --> 00:34:46,520
Speaker 1: his suits coming big boxes, huge boxes, okay, big enough

473
00:34:46,560 --> 00:34:49,400
Speaker 1: that if you need a break, you could get in

474
00:34:49,440 --> 00:34:54,719
Speaker 1: a box and go to sleep and nobody would know

475
00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:57,360
Speaker 1: you were in the box, right unless they heard you

476
00:34:57,440 --> 00:35:03,279
Speaker 1: snoring in the box. The box here, Yeah, I was

477
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:05,800
Speaker 1: in there. I was a sleep I was out at

478
00:35:05,640 --> 00:35:09,560
Speaker 1: the top over it, and somebody came back and said,

479
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:18,120
Speaker 1: there's a neat bro one one of these boxers is snoring, snores,

480
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:21,719
Speaker 1: and so you can look and see me in the box, right,

481
00:35:22,160 --> 00:35:24,320
Speaker 1: And that's when I had to say clean out my

482
00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:27,520
Speaker 1: my locker because I was in the box sleep with

483
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:38,640
Speaker 1: the lead on. So I lost that job, right, Shirley,

484
00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:43,359
Speaker 1: you've never been fired, not that I know. Maybe one

485
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:45,560
Speaker 1: time one time, but it's not funny or good. They

486
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:52,480
Speaker 1: just go ahead. I worked at a pick and pay.

487
00:35:53,400 --> 00:35:55,319
Speaker 1: I was a stock clerk. And then you know when

488
00:35:55,360 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 1: they got crowded on Mother's Day, on Mother's weekend, which

489
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:01,120
Speaker 1: is the first to the month, that's what they called

490
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:04,440
Speaker 1: it Mother's Day weekend. That's when all the checks came out.

491
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:07,200
Speaker 1: That's the most crowded the grocery store in the hood. Right,

492
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:10,280
Speaker 1: So I had to go up and I have to bag.

493
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:12,480
Speaker 1: I started off as a bag I was really good.

494
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:15,040
Speaker 1: I could bag. I double bag everything. That's that's the

495
00:36:15,120 --> 00:36:18,160
Speaker 1: real neat package is right weight everything. So every now

496
00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:20,360
Speaker 1: and then we're going there. So I became a stoker,

497
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:23,319
Speaker 1: so I would stock the shells. And this white guy

498
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:27,239
Speaker 1: named Leo worked in the dairy department. I scored there

499
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:29,759
Speaker 1: and ask him questions because I wanted to work and

500
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:33,359
Speaker 1: produce more than anything. Man. And so this dude named

501
00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:36,760
Speaker 1: Leo worked in uh dairy, and I was in produced

502
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:39,200
Speaker 1: talking to this old black guy that'd been running produced

503
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:41,200
Speaker 1: for twenty some years. How I got the job? How

504
00:36:41,200 --> 00:36:43,520
Speaker 1: could I get it? You know, I'm about he's seventeen

505
00:36:43,600 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 1: years old. And the dude Leo came up and started talking.

506
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:48,640
Speaker 1: He said, so, what do you want to get in

507
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:50,920
Speaker 1: produced for it? And I just said, well, you know, man,

508
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:54,160
Speaker 1: I've always been interested in him. He said, look, dairy's

509
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:55,719
Speaker 1: where you want to be. Come back here and I'll

510
00:36:55,719 --> 00:36:57,320
Speaker 1: show you. You know, We're just going back there and

511
00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 1: we're talking. He's showing me all the dairy stuff now,

512
00:37:00,200 --> 00:37:02,200
Speaker 1: like I don't won't work with that. Now, I said,

513
00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:04,400
Speaker 1: I really like produce. We're going back and forth. So

514
00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:07,480
Speaker 1: he got a little irritated. Not that I was knocking

515
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:09,799
Speaker 1: the dairy department, It's just that I wanted to work

516
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 1: in produce. Man. I didn't really want to be putting

517
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 1: cards of milk on the shelf. I wanted to work

518
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:17,520
Speaker 1: with vegetables and stuff, and and so then he kept

519
00:37:17,560 --> 00:37:20,000
Speaker 1: on and didn't. Finally, man, he said, oh, so what

520
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:24,359
Speaker 1: is it you just all of you just enjoy picking things? Oh,

521
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:30,479
Speaker 1: hold on, man, what's what you mean by that? I said?

522
00:37:30,680 --> 00:37:32,759
Speaker 1: He said, I guess it's just inherent though, you know,

523
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:37,880
Speaker 1: I just want to pick something what Andy started? Right,

524
00:37:42,360 --> 00:37:48,359
Speaker 1: you're listening, all right, y'all, it's time again for him.

525
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:52,080
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen him. You can do better than that. Steven,

526
00:37:52,120 --> 00:37:56,880
Speaker 1: say my name, Good morning. Everybody dance him. Eugene, Yes, you,

527
00:37:57,160 --> 00:38:00,239
Speaker 1: it's Eugene Antwine Ferguson. Yeah, I'm get money to Anthony Brown,

528
00:38:00,360 --> 00:38:04,640
Speaker 1: Charlie Strawberry, Cala Farrow Junior, and Timmy and the leader

529
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:08,719
Speaker 1: of this group. I'm Stephen Harvey. So good morning to

530
00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:14,200
Speaker 1: every wine. Morning butterfly flap on flap brother, morning butterfly, Jay.

531
00:38:14,239 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 1: You're not speaking. Oh no, I spoke. I said, good morning.

532
00:38:17,040 --> 00:38:20,280
Speaker 1: No I didn't hear you, Carli, because you talk morning butterfly.

533
00:38:20,640 --> 00:38:23,120
Speaker 1: Hey mean yeah, I speak good about the individually wasting town.

534
00:38:23,200 --> 00:38:27,000
Speaker 1: What you what you want? Well, that's how we open

535
00:38:27,040 --> 00:38:29,920
Speaker 1: the show. The show is running. But I'm not on

536
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:32,279
Speaker 1: the show. When you speak in the morning, I'm not

537
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,400
Speaker 1: like and this ain't the time for you. We all

538
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:36,520
Speaker 1: know who we are. Who are you and what do

539
00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:40,359
Speaker 1: you want? Let me let me ask this question. Who

540
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:44,200
Speaker 1: you got a town with a town. I don't like

541
00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:49,439
Speaker 1: your town, dog, you don't like my tone? I don't

542
00:38:49,560 --> 00:38:57,680
Speaker 1: like your town. Can't cut his mic? Call? Now what's up? Now?

543
00:38:57,719 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 1: Listen to me, now, Eugie, your mic is and can't

544
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:04,319
Speaker 1: nobody hear you? Now? Now you all you here is

545
00:39:04,600 --> 00:39:08,239
Speaker 1: my tone and we can't hear yo tone. See that's

546
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:10,000
Speaker 1: the power we got up in here. Now we're gonna

547
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:12,400
Speaker 1: put you back up. Put him back up, cat Ta

548
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:17,680
Speaker 1: don't dude that now tame my mic out? Watch yo tone?

549
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:20,960
Speaker 1: Why would you? He shouldn't be allowed to turn out

550
00:39:21,000 --> 00:39:24,200
Speaker 1: people a microphone? Cut it off. See that's what happens.

551
00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:27,480
Speaker 1: See that right then, don't come in here, boss and

552
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:34,200
Speaker 1: nobody around. This is our show. Shirley, Carla, Junior, Jay

553
00:39:34,719 --> 00:39:38,879
Speaker 1: and Tommy, You two Bossy and me my cutters mic

554
00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:42,960
Speaker 1: back up. I am a part of this, yell just

555
00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:45,840
Speaker 1: as well. And you didn't damn that out of that.

556
00:39:46,960 --> 00:39:50,239
Speaker 1: I'm having my Peak Yellow and Blue Barbecue party. I

557
00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:53,759
Speaker 1: want everyone to um and that are red, white and blue.

558
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:56,480
Speaker 1: I do peak yellow and blue. We're doing Peak yellow

559
00:39:56,480 --> 00:40:01,319
Speaker 1: and blue um Barbecue Part I don't know if they're

560
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:04,880
Speaker 1: making fan of meal. But anyway, the Future Brothers are

561
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:08,879
Speaker 1: gonna be there. Bag in God Butterfly, do you think? Yeah,

562
00:40:08,920 --> 00:40:11,680
Speaker 1: the Pink, Yellow and Blue Barbecue Party. The Future Brothers are,

563
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:13,840
Speaker 1: they're gonna be there. They always do all the catering

564
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:17,480
Speaker 1: and they they grill everything you want. You know, they

565
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:21,319
Speaker 1: have the name of the Comedians a Future then be there,

566
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:24,000
Speaker 1: the Future Brothers and they're dressed in future color and

567
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:25,719
Speaker 1: they you know, it's sad, and they do all of

568
00:40:25,760 --> 00:40:37,080
Speaker 1: their cookies. Don't say that, Steve, don't say that. Hello. Anyway,

569
00:40:37,520 --> 00:40:40,120
Speaker 1: anybody wants to come to the Pink, Yellow and Blue

570
00:40:40,120 --> 00:40:43,279
Speaker 1: Barbecue Party. It's going down on Sunday and we're gonna

571
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:45,160
Speaker 1: have a party and the Future Brothers are going to

572
00:40:45,239 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 1: be cooking. They have great quality food, oh man, the

573
00:40:49,640 --> 00:40:52,480
Speaker 1: Future body. And they got their own special South. Their

574
00:40:52,520 --> 00:40:57,439
Speaker 1: souse is incredible. They got they specially made it. It's

575
00:40:57,520 --> 00:40:59,520
Speaker 1: all in the South, it's all in the top. But

576
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:04,080
Speaker 1: they're me it's so tender, very very tender meat. That's

577
00:41:04,080 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 1: what you want. You want tender meat, and you want

578
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:10,879
Speaker 1: to go South. Anyway, all right, we gotta go. Jay

579
00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:21,080
Speaker 1: is up next to Murder another kids, as you're listening show.

580
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:24,240
Speaker 1: All right, Charlie back, it's time to get it done.

581
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:26,640
Speaker 1: It's time to do what this boy came over here

582
00:41:26,640 --> 00:41:28,920
Speaker 1: to do. He doing way moding that, but you know,

583
00:41:31,120 --> 00:41:34,440
Speaker 1: bought for one bit. He muscle his way in overhead.

584
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:39,840
Speaker 1: Cut out all this damn talking on this there. I'm sorry.

585
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:46,360
Speaker 1: All right, we got a fresh one for you today, Steve.

586
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:48,720
Speaker 1: I don't think Shirley for coming up with the concept

587
00:41:48,760 --> 00:41:52,560
Speaker 1: of this Shelty Charlie Wilson song. Now, his song is Blessed.

588
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:56,200
Speaker 1: It's about blessed. It's about being thankful for what you got.

589
00:41:56,280 --> 00:42:03,480
Speaker 1: My song a little different, it's about being stressed. There's

590
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 1: a lot of stressful situations out there. Do you just

591
00:42:07,680 --> 00:42:09,560
Speaker 1: got out of one? Just got out of one? So

592
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:16,239
Speaker 1: here we go, stress, not blessed, Steve Harty money show man.

593
00:42:16,320 --> 00:42:20,280
Speaker 1: I'm just a bundle of bad nerves. Man. I'm shaking

594
00:42:20,360 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 1: all the time. If you give me a glass of milk, man,

595
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:26,240
Speaker 1: I give you butter back. That's how much I'm saying.

596
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:30,000
Speaker 1: I want to go nowhere, standing house all the time.

597
00:42:30,800 --> 00:42:34,040
Speaker 1: I adn't take packages in mail. No, you don't know,

598
00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:43,040
Speaker 1: and people scared. I don't stand in the yard. Ain't away,

599
00:42:43,160 --> 00:42:48,640
Speaker 1: but I might do it Sunday. It's laying by my side. Damn.

600
00:42:48,760 --> 00:42:52,960
Speaker 1: I just people fighting on the freeway, crazy me and

601
00:42:53,080 --> 00:42:56,200
Speaker 1: the scream. I don't bother them, My God, enough on

602
00:42:56,360 --> 00:43:01,160
Speaker 1: my flea. I'm afraid to be laid Mary. No, I

603
00:43:01,239 --> 00:43:05,200
Speaker 1: might give him better. So I get high to get

604
00:43:05,320 --> 00:43:08,839
Speaker 1: by drinking, and I can't any night. And so we've

605
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:12,160
Speaker 1: been looking my hand. You see me cry because I

606
00:43:12,200 --> 00:43:15,920
Speaker 1: ain't got nothing but better love. Ask me I do

607
00:43:16,080 --> 00:43:19,080
Speaker 1: and I'm stressed. Yes, I put the letter D in

608
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:22,360
Speaker 1: the word deep russ. I always have a drobbing in

609
00:43:22,480 --> 00:43:26,600
Speaker 1: my hole. My Yes, I'm stressed, Yes, I'm stressed. Yes,

610
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:29,600
Speaker 1: don't ask me all I'm doing. I'm a mess. Yes,

611
00:43:29,920 --> 00:43:33,800
Speaker 1: my side piece pass to pretend any jesh ever, says

612
00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:38,720
Speaker 1: her on my face. Yes, I'm stressed, Yes, I'm stressed. Yes,

613
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:42,319
Speaker 1: it's me. All I'm doing. I'm stressed. Yes, I'm put

614
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:45,080
Speaker 1: good at a D in the word deep Russ. I

615
00:43:45,160 --> 00:43:49,120
Speaker 1: always have a drobbing in my hole. Yes, I'm stressed. Yes,

616
00:43:49,280 --> 00:43:52,480
Speaker 1: I'm stressed. Yes, don't ask me how I'm doing. I'm

617
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:56,120
Speaker 1: a mess. Yes, the side piece past to pretend any

618
00:43:56,440 --> 00:44:03,480
Speaker 1: jes see a smile up on my face. Yes, we

619
00:44:03,560 --> 00:44:10,719
Speaker 1: do it. That is how we do it. I'm stressed.

620
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:17,000
Speaker 1: I'm stressed. Is that a car wreck? Car crack? Keep

621
00:44:17,000 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 1: it throbbing in my chick and it was give me

622
00:44:23,000 --> 00:44:25,239
Speaker 1: a glass of milk. I'm shaking my hard. I'm gonna

623
00:44:25,280 --> 00:44:37,279
Speaker 1: give you back. But that was a great jack. That

624
00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:55,360
Speaker 1: was good reason what you say. You showed us a

625
00:44:55,520 --> 00:45:06,359
Speaker 1: positive Yeah, shake it again. I'm sure I am all right.

626
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:11,439
Speaker 1: Check me out, y'all com prep shell Underwood the first

627
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Speaker 1: of the fourth. Uh, and I should be there. We're

628
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Speaker 1: gonna Roachell on the fourth, alright, wod Los Angeles, California. Man,

629
00:45:20,000 --> 00:45:28,960
Speaker 1: I'm stressed about that. Wow, Jay, about everything, Steve, I mean,

630
00:45:29,000 --> 00:45:32,360
Speaker 1: things seem to be going well with you lately. Stressed

631
00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:35,400
Speaker 1: about anything? Yeah, a good week? Yeah, last week I

632
00:45:35,440 --> 00:45:40,440
Speaker 1: can understand. But this week Friday, I mean, it's more coming.

633
00:45:40,520 --> 00:45:47,719
Speaker 1: But you know I ain't. Oh, it's more coming already.

634
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:50,480
Speaker 1: I already know what the mission to some people is.

635
00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:53,680
Speaker 1: But I ain't very stressed. I'm sick of some mess.

636
00:45:54,920 --> 00:45:58,880
Speaker 1: I'm sick of summer. It is mess. Yes, starting to

637
00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:03,440
Speaker 1: look like I'm less, but all I mean sick this mess.

638
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:14,200
Speaker 1: I wish they would get a life phone calls coming up. Yeah,

639
00:46:14,239 --> 00:46:19,000
Speaker 1: you're listening morning show. Alight, y'all we back coming up

640
00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:22,480
Speaker 1: at top of that. We got strap letter. But come on, food,

641
00:46:22,520 --> 00:46:25,680
Speaker 1: what you got? I find to get you one? Now

642
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:30,200
Speaker 1: you ain't ready for this? Oh? Yes, right here? Okay,

643
00:46:30,560 --> 00:46:34,920
Speaker 1: maybe I need to do a disclaimer. You're going there. Well,

644
00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:42,440
Speaker 1: let's hear the prank. We'll see we're here. Hello. Hello,

645
00:46:42,480 --> 00:46:46,720
Speaker 1: I'm trying to reach a carry. Yes, this is carried

646
00:46:47,480 --> 00:46:50,879
Speaker 1: hi carry. My name is Oliver. Oliver. You uh put

647
00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:54,080
Speaker 1: in an application with with the employment agency about looking

648
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:56,799
Speaker 1: for some work as far as being a lifeguard for

649
00:46:56,880 --> 00:46:59,920
Speaker 1: the summer this coming summer. Oh yeah, I did. Okay,

650
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:03,759
Speaker 1: have you had much experience being a lifeguard? Yeah, I've

651
00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:07,200
Speaker 1: been doing this for a while out back, since I

652
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:13,680
Speaker 1: was like eighteen I got my CPR certification. I've had

653
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:17,280
Speaker 1: as many as like two hundred people at one time

654
00:47:17,520 --> 00:47:20,319
Speaker 1: watching them. So I'm good. I'm good at what I do.

655
00:47:20,360 --> 00:47:24,319
Speaker 1: I love it. Okay, okay, Now for my understanding, you're

656
00:47:24,640 --> 00:47:27,320
Speaker 1: in college right now. I'm studying too. What are you studying.

657
00:47:27,640 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 1: I'm studying to be at r N and nurse. See

658
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:33,440
Speaker 1: that's what I do. I love helping people, so like

659
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:36,879
Speaker 1: being a lifeguard. That gives me, you know, some kind

660
00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:40,200
Speaker 1: of hands on experience with people outside the hospital. So

661
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:44,239
Speaker 1: it's good. It's good, very good, very good. Well, i'll

662
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:47,000
Speaker 1: tell you what. I've looked over your application and I've

663
00:47:47,080 --> 00:47:50,920
Speaker 1: checked everything out thoroughly, and I'm very excited about maybe

664
00:47:50,920 --> 00:47:53,279
Speaker 1: getting you too. I don't know if you're familiar with it,

665
00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:58,560
Speaker 1: but public pool it's actually in subdivision. There's two pools there.

666
00:47:58,560 --> 00:48:01,839
Speaker 1: Are you familiar work, I'm familiar with it. They're they're

667
00:48:01,920 --> 00:48:05,080
Speaker 1: near where I live. Yeah, okay, Well, there's actually in

668
00:48:05,120 --> 00:48:09,279
Speaker 1: the back of there's a gated community and that is

669
00:48:09,320 --> 00:48:12,200
Speaker 1: actually the particular property that I'm talking about you coming

670
00:48:12,200 --> 00:48:15,800
Speaker 1: out and working for us there at the pool site

671
00:48:16,200 --> 00:48:18,600
Speaker 1: for the for the whole summer. We want to start

672
00:48:18,680 --> 00:48:21,839
Speaker 1: actually on May first, and we want to go all

673
00:48:21,840 --> 00:48:26,520
Speaker 1: the way to probably the last week in August. Are

674
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:28,839
Speaker 1: you Are you capable of taking on a job like

675
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:31,799
Speaker 1: that from Monday to Friday, And if we can get

676
00:48:31,800 --> 00:48:35,040
Speaker 1: you on Monday to Friday, We're gonna actually hire some

677
00:48:35,680 --> 00:48:39,120
Speaker 1: some more college students for for Saturday and Sunday. What

678
00:48:39,120 --> 00:48:43,439
Speaker 1: do you say, Oh, I say Okay, that sounds great.

679
00:48:43,680 --> 00:48:48,799
Speaker 1: Weekends off, yeah, yeah, exactly. Now we start off from

680
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:51,400
Speaker 1: we want you from twelve to six. There's actually classes

681
00:48:51,440 --> 00:48:55,000
Speaker 1: that take place from ten to twelve, but from twelve

682
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:57,960
Speaker 1: to six, it's open to the entire community, and we

683
00:48:58,080 --> 00:49:01,280
Speaker 1: want you to be the lifeguard there. The job actually

684
00:49:01,320 --> 00:49:05,759
Speaker 1: pays twenty five dollars an hour. Wow, you would be

685
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:09,719
Speaker 1: our head lifeguard and we would we would want you

686
00:49:09,760 --> 00:49:11,680
Speaker 1: to be there from you know. I mean if you

687
00:49:11,719 --> 00:49:13,759
Speaker 1: start at twelve, we'd actually like you to get there

688
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:16,840
Speaker 1: around eleven thirty, you know, just just to be prepared

689
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:20,000
Speaker 1: and be the overseer and make sure the other lifeguards

690
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:23,440
Speaker 1: get there on time. And you know, we'll go from there. Now.

691
00:49:23,520 --> 00:49:26,880
Speaker 1: Carry there's only one catch that that actually comes along

692
00:49:26,880 --> 00:49:30,480
Speaker 1: with this job that you definitely have to do and

693
00:49:30,560 --> 00:49:33,640
Speaker 1: carry out as far as your duties are concerned. We

694
00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:36,959
Speaker 1: want you to work an additional four hours from six

695
00:49:37,040 --> 00:49:39,480
Speaker 1: to ten at night, but it's gonna pay you fifty

696
00:49:39,520 --> 00:49:42,840
Speaker 1: dollars per hour, so you'll make an extra two hundred dollars.

697
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:45,680
Speaker 1: How do you feel about that? Man? I feel good.

698
00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:48,520
Speaker 1: I mean, with the recession and everything, I can use

699
00:49:48,600 --> 00:49:52,400
Speaker 1: that money right now, especially during the summertime. Okay, now

700
00:49:52,560 --> 00:49:54,880
Speaker 1: here's the deal. This is in a gated community like

701
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:58,200
Speaker 1: I told you before, but also it's gonna be adults

702
00:49:58,280 --> 00:50:04,719
Speaker 1: at night, and there are actually gonna be swimming nude. Yeah,

703
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:06,920
Speaker 1: they're gonna be swimming nude. And what they asked is

704
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:09,279
Speaker 1: if they're gonna be swimming nude, they want to make

705
00:50:09,320 --> 00:50:12,560
Speaker 1: sure that the lifeguard that's protecting them is gonna be

706
00:50:12,680 --> 00:50:19,680
Speaker 1: nude as well. Okay, I'm ana certified lifeguard, I'm CPR certified.

707
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:24,279
Speaker 1: I'm a student. I've had other jobs, but nudity wasn't

708
00:50:24,320 --> 00:50:28,719
Speaker 1: on my resume and and I understand that wholeheartedly. But

709
00:50:28,840 --> 00:50:32,640
Speaker 1: we're talking about you possibly making seventeen hundred and fifty

710
00:50:32,680 --> 00:50:34,600
Speaker 1: dollars a week. How do you feel about seventeen hundred

711
00:50:34,600 --> 00:50:36,640
Speaker 1: and fifty a week for your nursing school. I'm sure

712
00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:39,920
Speaker 1: that'll that'll definitely pay for it throughout the entire summer.

713
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:43,840
Speaker 1: That should be a big health shouldn't it? Yeah? It would,

714
00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:47,680
Speaker 1: But I mean, I mean, are are you How do

715
00:50:47,719 --> 00:50:50,160
Speaker 1: you feel about trying it for a few weeks and

716
00:50:50,200 --> 00:50:51,960
Speaker 1: then you know, how how do you feel about that?

717
00:50:53,280 --> 00:50:56,239
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I mean, you're gonna watch over

718
00:50:56,239 --> 00:50:58,799
Speaker 1: with some adults who are actually just gonna be nude

719
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:01,279
Speaker 1: in the pool, and you're nude as well, up on

720
00:51:01,320 --> 00:51:09,480
Speaker 1: the big chair that overwatches everybody. Seventeen fifty I don't

721
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:13,560
Speaker 1: seventeen fifty carry, you know, I don't think I'm gonna

722
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:16,959
Speaker 1: be able to do that. Seventeen fifty carry. We're talking

723
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:20,319
Speaker 1: about four hours of you being nude along with some

724
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:22,319
Speaker 1: other people that are already knew. So, I mean, what's

725
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:24,200
Speaker 1: the big deal. You know? What we need you to

726
00:51:24,200 --> 00:51:26,560
Speaker 1: do is come down. We're gonna do some drills, some

727
00:51:26,680 --> 00:51:29,759
Speaker 1: lifeguard drills to make sure that you're definitely qualified. But

728
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:31,640
Speaker 1: we're gonna make sure that when you do those, you

729
00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:35,040
Speaker 1: gotta be naked as well. Okay, what what Why would

730
00:51:35,080 --> 00:51:39,840
Speaker 1: I have to do some drills naked? I'm already a lifeguard.

731
00:51:39,840 --> 00:51:41,960
Speaker 1: I would I need to drill? And I understand that.

732
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:45,359
Speaker 1: But in order we for our particular property, we gotta

733
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:47,480
Speaker 1: make sure that you're actually prepared and ready, you know,

734
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:51,040
Speaker 1: I understand. Well, that's the way it is, Carrot. We

735
00:51:51,120 --> 00:51:54,640
Speaker 1: need you to come down and do some drills. It's

736
00:51:54,680 --> 00:51:56,560
Speaker 1: not gonna take a long probably about a half hour.

737
00:51:56,960 --> 00:51:58,680
Speaker 1: You come down, you get undrafted you get in the

738
00:51:58,719 --> 00:52:01,279
Speaker 1: pool and we make sure that you're all abide um

739
00:52:01,520 --> 00:52:05,200
Speaker 1: to swim, nude, to handle to saving somebody's life, nude,

740
00:52:05,560 --> 00:52:08,600
Speaker 1: the whole nine yards. But I mean, what if my

741
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:12,160
Speaker 1: family come to that, you know, carry I you know

742
00:52:12,280 --> 00:52:14,880
Speaker 1: I can't go back and forth with you. I can't now.

743
00:52:14,920 --> 00:52:17,000
Speaker 1: I know you you you know. I looked at your resume.

744
00:52:17,120 --> 00:52:18,680
Speaker 1: I looked at what you were doing and what you're

745
00:52:18,719 --> 00:52:20,719
Speaker 1: pursuing in life, and I thought this would be a

746
00:52:20,760 --> 00:52:23,560
Speaker 1: great opportunity for you. But I can't be here. I mean,

747
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:26,719
Speaker 1: I can't do that to my family. You can know. No,

748
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:28,719
Speaker 1: wait a minute, hang on a second. Now, you can't

749
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:32,040
Speaker 1: tell me you can't do it now? Oh yes, yes

750
00:52:32,120 --> 00:52:34,520
Speaker 1: I can't. You get your down here in the morning

751
00:52:34,719 --> 00:52:36,879
Speaker 1: so I can get these drills done, and I want

752
00:52:36,920 --> 00:52:39,120
Speaker 1: you naked when you get here and get in this pool.

753
00:52:39,120 --> 00:52:41,359
Speaker 1: You're understand me. Who the hell do you think you're

754
00:52:41,400 --> 00:52:44,479
Speaker 1: talking to? Are you some kind of pool timp? Life

755
00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:47,560
Speaker 1: glod 'm the resources herd pimp. You're new timping me.

756
00:52:48,080 --> 00:52:49,879
Speaker 1: I don't have to come down there. If I want

757
00:52:49,920 --> 00:52:52,080
Speaker 1: to come down there, you gotta bring. You can get

758
00:52:52,160 --> 00:52:54,600
Speaker 1: out of here tomorrow and get in this pool and

759
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:57,760
Speaker 1: do the drill. You think you're talking to I'm talking

760
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:00,279
Speaker 1: to you. You get your man here tomorrow. You duty

761
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:02,560
Speaker 1: true need to do. It's gonna get you a Pamela

762
00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:07,000
Speaker 1: Anderson Baywatch because I ain't a true gach. It's what

763
00:53:07,160 --> 00:53:09,759
Speaker 1: are you doing? A new grass stop for you all

764
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:12,720
Speaker 1: freaking I don't know them. I don't know them people.

765
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:15,000
Speaker 1: I don't give it. Who you know? Now, you get

766
00:53:15,040 --> 00:53:17,440
Speaker 1: your down here and you take the job. I'm not

767
00:53:17,600 --> 00:53:21,200
Speaker 1: coming down that to y'all. Fuck so tomorrow and swim

768
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:23,800
Speaker 1: new and life. Go ahead now for a bunch of

769
00:53:24,520 --> 00:53:27,560
Speaker 1: runchy I don't know you take your times to I'm

770
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:29,680
Speaker 1: trying to be nice to you when you come a

771
00:53:29,760 --> 00:53:33,160
Speaker 1: house with that no. But because I'm not that kind

772
00:53:33,200 --> 00:53:35,640
Speaker 1: of a girl, you got me. Okay, you need to

773
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:40,080
Speaker 1: go get you a Pamela Anderson Baywatch. You know DeepC diving.

774
00:53:40,880 --> 00:53:43,040
Speaker 1: I don't know what you need, but I'm know what

775
00:53:43,200 --> 00:53:46,600
Speaker 1: you need. You set your black down here tomorrow. Who

776
00:53:48,120 --> 00:53:50,320
Speaker 1: I'm talking to you? Who you think you're talking to?

777
00:53:50,719 --> 00:53:53,840
Speaker 1: Who I'm talking to you? Do you think you're talking

778
00:53:53,920 --> 00:53:56,160
Speaker 1: to I got something I want to say to you.

779
00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:58,800
Speaker 1: You're listening? You know what You've got a grayhead and

780
00:53:58,880 --> 00:54:01,120
Speaker 1: stare because I'm buying got this phone in your face

781
00:54:01,320 --> 00:54:05,200
Speaker 1: right now. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve Harvey

782
00:54:05,400 --> 00:54:12,800
Speaker 1: Morning Show. You just got pranked by your girlfriend. I

783
00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:23,360
Speaker 1: just sank you, baby, your girlfriend, Frank, she's gonna have

784
00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:28,040
Speaker 1: one lest float. I cannot believe she gave me like this.

785
00:54:28,600 --> 00:54:30,960
Speaker 1: All right, I gotta ask you something, baby, what is

786
00:54:31,360 --> 00:54:34,640
Speaker 1: what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio

787
00:54:34,840 --> 00:54:41,680
Speaker 1: show in the land, The Steve Harvey Morning Show. All

788
00:54:41,719 --> 00:54:48,000
Speaker 1: I want to know was it a home run? Stupidest?

789
00:54:48,040 --> 00:54:51,239
Speaker 1: On course? That's all I don't used to describe that

790
00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:53,719
Speaker 1: when you ask us, and I mean it was a

791
00:54:53,840 --> 00:54:59,319
Speaker 1: home run and stupidity and you getting your button beat down. Yes,

792
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:03,440
Speaker 1: it was good. Yeah, I just need to make sure

793
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:06,360
Speaker 1: stupid it's own course, that's all me nervous where you

794
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:10,080
Speaker 1: make me nervous? All right? Wait till I call your husband,

795
00:55:10,160 --> 00:55:13,480
Speaker 1: then you're gonna be nervous. Magafest June thirty, don't miss

796
00:55:13,520 --> 00:55:16,359
Speaker 1: it a time to laugh, Dallas, Texas at the Kay

797
00:55:16,440 --> 00:55:20,000
Speaker 1: Bailey Hutchinson Convention Center. It's going down June thirty, hosted

798
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:23,320
Speaker 1: by Yours Truly and the one and only headliner, Cedric

799
00:55:23,400 --> 00:55:26,480
Speaker 1: the Entertainer. Tickets on sale right now. Come hang out

800
00:55:26,560 --> 00:55:31,320
Speaker 1: with us, Maga, fast, clean comedy all night long. Is

801
00:55:31,360 --> 00:55:33,919
Speaker 1: that gonna be rough for you? I know it would

802
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:39,960
Speaker 1: go for Jack. Oh not cushion? Yeah? Well so so

803
00:55:40,120 --> 00:55:42,839
Speaker 1: do you have to practice not? You know, your your show?

804
00:55:43,680 --> 00:55:47,080
Speaker 1: You have to practice. I got to practice. Yeah, you

805
00:55:47,160 --> 00:55:50,239
Speaker 1: have to practice not cushion. Yeah, I got. I'm gonna

806
00:55:50,280 --> 00:55:52,759
Speaker 1: make show. I don't make no honey, Hey y'all do

807
00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:59,080
Speaker 1: it what? You can't talk right here? N can't talk

808
00:55:59,200 --> 00:56:05,640
Speaker 1: right now? That that's me at last weekend Strawberry Letter

809
00:56:05,719 --> 00:56:10,040
Speaker 1: coming up. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Show. All right,

810
00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:12,600
Speaker 1: we got the Strawberry Letter coming up next and it's

811
00:56:12,640 --> 00:56:15,440
Speaker 1: a crazy one as always. But before we get to it,

812
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:20,520
Speaker 1: NFL Cornerback Antonio Cromarty became famous or infamous, if you

813
00:56:20,600 --> 00:56:23,840
Speaker 1: must say, back in twenty ten when he appeared on

814
00:56:23,880 --> 00:56:26,600
Speaker 1: the show Hard Knocks and named all the many kids

815
00:56:26,680 --> 00:56:31,160
Speaker 1: he's fathered with different women since then. He reportedly this

816
00:56:31,320 --> 00:56:34,800
Speaker 1: is great news. He reportedly got a vasectomy, which doesn't

817
00:56:34,880 --> 00:56:38,840
Speaker 1: seem to be working well though, especially considering his current

818
00:56:38,920 --> 00:56:45,800
Speaker 1: wife is pregnant with his fourteenth childteenth child. Yeah, according

819
00:56:45,880 --> 00:56:49,359
Speaker 1: to report, he had of asectomy after ten kids. Now

820
00:56:49,640 --> 00:56:52,400
Speaker 1: ten kids, he had one, and since then he's added

821
00:56:52,440 --> 00:56:55,920
Speaker 1: four more to the family, including a set of twins.

822
00:56:57,120 --> 00:57:02,480
Speaker 1: Lacy Fertle. Yes, it's especially amazing because, according to the

823
00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:07,480
Speaker 1: American Urological Association, the odds of a vasectomy not working

824
00:57:08,000 --> 00:57:17,080
Speaker 1: are one in two thousand. Yeah, I mean at four kids. Yes, Yeah,

825
00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:20,920
Speaker 1: he didn't think we stopped after five or six. He

826
00:57:21,240 --> 00:57:26,240
Speaker 1: walked by you. You get pregnant, man, you'll be playing

827
00:57:26,280 --> 00:57:32,080
Speaker 1: football to he's six, So that happen. Yeah, he'll playing

828
00:57:35,200 --> 00:57:41,040
Speaker 1: out of game, myself, my home after somewhere what some

829
00:57:41,280 --> 00:57:43,840
Speaker 1: that would hurt. Yeah, but we gotta find out what's

830
00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:47,560
Speaker 1: gonna stop this. At some point, I need to plug

831
00:57:47,640 --> 00:57:49,800
Speaker 1: in it. That's what it means. Yeah, man, I saw

832
00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:52,640
Speaker 1: this story yesterday. That was pretty I like it. He's

833
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:58,720
Speaker 1: a hell of a football player. No, he's got fourteen

834
00:58:00,040 --> 00:58:02,000
Speaker 1: hell of a nice guy. Man. When you talk to him, Man,

835
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:06,200
Speaker 1: nice guy, hell of a ball player. Man talk articulate,

836
00:58:06,360 --> 00:58:11,520
Speaker 1: really sharp guy. Man just got kids, man, Man, a

837
00:58:11,640 --> 00:58:16,840
Speaker 1: lot of several different women. Yeah. Yeah, ain't no Walgreens,

838
00:58:16,920 --> 00:58:21,960
Speaker 1: No one. Well you got them any women. He's very engaging.

839
00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:27,680
Speaker 1: One thing he does have his conversation. He's not boring. No,

840
00:58:27,920 --> 00:58:33,160
Speaker 1: he ain't boring. He's married now. Yeah. Yeah, but didn't

841
00:58:33,160 --> 00:58:36,600
Speaker 1: get that many women, Brittany. He's very talkative. But you know,

842
00:58:36,720 --> 00:58:38,320
Speaker 1: I mean, there are a lot of women out there that,

843
00:58:38,600 --> 00:58:41,160
Speaker 1: you know, try to trap those guys. They didn't get pregnant.

844
00:58:42,600 --> 00:58:47,040
Speaker 1: But fourteen though, jeez, when do you stop? You don't,

845
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:55,240
Speaker 1: he's got to stop, which I'm going to let me.

846
00:58:55,320 --> 00:59:01,280
Speaker 1: Y'all got to get a trade. Everybody ain't going to

847
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:09,160
Speaker 1: Somebody ain't gonna make it. Somebody gonna manage a Wendy. Yeah,

848
00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:12,160
Speaker 1: all y'all are not done in college, and two of

849
00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:19,760
Speaker 1: them gonna be statistics. I would actually open up an

850
00:59:19,800 --> 00:59:22,440
Speaker 1: adoption agency at my house. You just come get one

851
00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:28,080
Speaker 1: at eat. Let's go, let's buckle up, hold on, tight

852
00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:34,479
Speaker 1: head is start. Thank you Tommy subjects. He doesn't call anymore. Hello,

853
00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:37,000
Speaker 1: Stephen Shirley. I met a guy about a month ago.

854
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:40,080
Speaker 1: We met at a restaurant he co owns with a friend.

855
00:59:40,480 --> 00:59:43,479
Speaker 1: We sat there for the whole night, chatting the night away,

856
00:59:43,800 --> 00:59:46,600
Speaker 1: and left in the morning. He got my numbers from

857
00:59:46,600 --> 00:59:49,080
Speaker 1: a girlfriend of mine just before we left the place.

858
00:59:49,480 --> 00:59:52,200
Speaker 1: He then called thirty minutes later to find out if

859
00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:55,680
Speaker 1: we got home safe. The next day I called him,

860
00:59:56,120 --> 00:59:59,440
Speaker 1: we had a chat, and during the week he proposed

861
01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:04,120
Speaker 1: to meet again with me, but he didn't pitch. I

862
01:00:04,160 --> 01:00:06,600
Speaker 1: don't get that part. I don't get that, but anyway,

863
01:00:06,600 --> 01:00:09,360
Speaker 1: buddy didn't pitch. That's what she says. Then called later

864
01:00:09,440 --> 01:00:13,320
Speaker 1: to apologize as he had to present reports to his manager.

865
01:00:13,880 --> 01:00:16,960
Speaker 1: In the same week, Friday, we met again at the restaurant,

866
01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:20,840
Speaker 1: then later went home, and the next week he called

867
01:00:20,880 --> 01:00:23,200
Speaker 1: and told me he wanted to see me, even if

868
01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:25,880
Speaker 1: it was only for a minute. By that time I

869
01:00:26,040 --> 01:00:30,360
Speaker 1: was on my way home. I called him again. We chatted,

870
01:00:30,760 --> 01:00:33,400
Speaker 1: then we met again at the restaurant and he offered

871
01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:36,600
Speaker 1: to give me a full body massage, of which I

872
01:00:36,760 --> 01:00:41,160
Speaker 1: rejected him nicely. Recently, he doesn't call at all. He

873
01:00:41,280 --> 01:00:43,600
Speaker 1: doesn't get back to me like he used to. Can

874
01:00:43,680 --> 01:00:47,240
Speaker 1: you please advise advise on what I can do without

875
01:00:47,320 --> 01:00:54,640
Speaker 1: compromising myself in this situation. Warmest regards, Laredo. Oh okay, Laredo.

876
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:58,040
Speaker 1: If what I think happened actually did happen, then that

877
01:00:58,160 --> 01:01:01,320
Speaker 1: could be and it's probably why he's not calling you anymore.

878
01:01:01,560 --> 01:01:03,919
Speaker 1: You said you guys met at a restaurant then later

879
01:01:04,080 --> 01:01:07,440
Speaker 1: went home. I gotta ask you if you meant that

880
01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:10,640
Speaker 1: you went home together, because that's certainly what it sounds like.

881
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:12,600
Speaker 1: But then at the end of the letter you said

882
01:01:12,640 --> 01:01:15,000
Speaker 1: you don't want to compromise yourself. But if you guys

883
01:01:15,080 --> 01:01:18,960
Speaker 1: went home together already, then I'm assuming you compromised yourself

884
01:01:19,040 --> 01:01:22,120
Speaker 1: earlier in the letter. It's a little confusing right there

885
01:01:22,280 --> 01:01:24,400
Speaker 1: for me. And there's a lot of stuff going on,

886
01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:27,720
Speaker 1: a lot of stuff happening really really fast. You called

887
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:31,120
Speaker 1: him the next day, You immediately called him the next day.

888
01:01:31,600 --> 01:01:33,800
Speaker 1: It sounds a little eager, a little desperate to me.

889
01:01:34,280 --> 01:01:36,800
Speaker 1: That's just that's my opinion, you know. And I have

890
01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:40,320
Speaker 1: some other questions. Why was he presenting reports to his

891
01:01:40,520 --> 01:01:44,120
Speaker 1: manager if he owns the restaurant. A lot of confusing

892
01:01:44,200 --> 01:01:48,560
Speaker 1: stuff going on in this letter. Also, you called him again.

893
01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:50,960
Speaker 1: He asked you for a full body massage. You rejected

894
01:01:51,040 --> 01:01:53,480
Speaker 1: him nicely. See again, that doesn't sound like you know,

895
01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:56,680
Speaker 1: you guys went home and got busy. I don't know.

896
01:01:56,960 --> 01:02:00,640
Speaker 1: This letter's confusing to me, Steve. What do you think

897
01:02:03,320 --> 01:02:06,280
Speaker 1: you can at least get started. This whole thing is

898
01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:14,200
Speaker 1: just a mess because your letter is sporadic. You've given

899
01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:20,640
Speaker 1: us information out of order, incomplete, And anytime a woman

900
01:02:20,720 --> 01:02:25,040
Speaker 1: writes incompletely, it's because she's intentionally leaving something out. You're

901
01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:28,560
Speaker 1: the most You're the most thorough communicators I know on earth.

902
01:02:29,240 --> 01:02:32,160
Speaker 1: You all will tell it all because you all's gift

903
01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:37,520
Speaker 1: is probing and digging and getting into the depth of

904
01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:39,960
Speaker 1: the conversation. So when you read a letter from a

905
01:02:40,040 --> 01:02:43,640
Speaker 1: woman who has an incomplete letters because she's trying to

906
01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:47,520
Speaker 1: pick the information she's going to share with you and

907
01:02:47,800 --> 01:02:50,680
Speaker 1: leave out other information, you all are the best at

908
01:02:50,760 --> 01:02:54,160
Speaker 1: it in the world, communicating and talking. So how she

909
01:02:54,240 --> 01:02:57,400
Speaker 1: didn't wrote a letter that we don't understand, it's because

910
01:02:57,720 --> 01:03:00,600
Speaker 1: she then left some stuff out. But she trying to

911
01:03:00,640 --> 01:03:03,720
Speaker 1: figure out. But now how does she clean up and

912
01:03:03,840 --> 01:03:07,440
Speaker 1: fix this mess? Well, I got some news for you

913
01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:12,080
Speaker 1: when we come back, ma'am um. And you probably not

914
01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:16,000
Speaker 1: gonna like this answer right here, but this answer is

915
01:03:16,120 --> 01:03:19,800
Speaker 1: the truth because you are a chapter in the book

916
01:03:21,600 --> 01:03:26,040
Speaker 1: and sport fishing. Oh, she's the chapter in the book.

917
01:03:26,120 --> 01:03:28,360
Speaker 1: That's why I wrote it. I'll explain it to you

918
01:03:28,440 --> 01:03:34,320
Speaker 1: when we come back. You're listening. Twenty one minutes after that,

919
01:03:34,400 --> 01:03:37,800
Speaker 1: I here's a letter. He doesn't call anymore. You know, ma'am,

920
01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:40,080
Speaker 1: you left a lot of information out of your letter.

921
01:03:40,280 --> 01:03:44,160
Speaker 1: U Laredo or Larado, whatever your name is. You met

922
01:03:44,200 --> 01:03:46,080
Speaker 1: a guy about a month ago. You met a restaurant

923
01:03:46,160 --> 01:03:49,640
Speaker 1: he co owns with a friend. Um, like Shirley said,

924
01:03:49,680 --> 01:03:51,920
Speaker 1: if he co owns a restaurant, why is he um

925
01:03:52,640 --> 01:03:56,360
Speaker 1: feeling out reports to his manager? Uh, the owner don't

926
01:03:56,400 --> 01:03:59,000
Speaker 1: feel out reports to the manager. The manager feels out

927
01:03:59,040 --> 01:04:02,680
Speaker 1: of reports to the own. Here's see, here's what he's

928
01:04:02,760 --> 01:04:06,240
Speaker 1: Here's what started this whole thing. Ladies, be careful of

929
01:04:06,320 --> 01:04:10,880
Speaker 1: this right here. We chatted the whole night and left

930
01:04:10,960 --> 01:04:13,640
Speaker 1: in the morning. He got my numbers from a girlfriend

931
01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:16,720
Speaker 1: of mine just before we left the place. He then

932
01:04:16,880 --> 01:04:19,160
Speaker 1: called thirty minutes later to find out if we got

933
01:04:19,240 --> 01:04:22,800
Speaker 1: home safe. See right there. You're impressed by that, and

934
01:04:22,920 --> 01:04:25,120
Speaker 1: then he called to make sure I got home. Ladies,

935
01:04:25,240 --> 01:04:28,959
Speaker 1: listen to me. Don't be totally impressed by the things

936
01:04:29,000 --> 01:04:32,280
Speaker 1: that we automatically do in the beginning. These are things

937
01:04:32,360 --> 01:04:35,840
Speaker 1: that guys are automatically taught to do in the beginning.

938
01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:38,640
Speaker 1: Don't be totally impressed with that. I mean, it's nice

939
01:04:38,680 --> 01:04:41,120
Speaker 1: that he does it. This region's troublesome. If he does it,

940
01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:44,480
Speaker 1: that's the red flag. But please don't bring out the

941
01:04:44,560 --> 01:04:47,160
Speaker 1: band just because he called to see if you got

942
01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:51,480
Speaker 1: home safe. Hell, that's routine. Player move one on one

943
01:04:51,960 --> 01:04:55,760
Speaker 1: first night, okay. Then the next day I called him,

944
01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:57,880
Speaker 1: You had a chat. Then he proposed to meet you again,

945
01:04:57,960 --> 01:04:59,920
Speaker 1: but he didn't pitch. I think that's mean that they

946
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:03,080
Speaker 1: he didn't show up, he didn't play. Then later called

947
01:05:03,120 --> 01:05:05,800
Speaker 1: to apologize, and in the same week we met again

948
01:05:05,840 --> 01:05:08,200
Speaker 1: at the restaurant. YadA YadA. The next week he called

949
01:05:08,280 --> 01:05:09,760
Speaker 1: told me he wanted to see me for a minute,

950
01:05:09,960 --> 01:05:11,520
Speaker 1: but you was on the way home. I called him

951
01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:14,400
Speaker 1: again in the restaurant. Then he offered to give you

952
01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:18,439
Speaker 1: a full body massage, and you rejected him nicely. Now

953
01:05:18,880 --> 01:05:21,280
Speaker 1: recently he doesn't call at all. He doesn't get back

954
01:05:21,280 --> 01:05:23,160
Speaker 1: to me like he used to. Can you please advise

955
01:05:23,280 --> 01:05:27,640
Speaker 1: on what I can do without compromising myself in this situation? Okay?

956
01:05:27,880 --> 01:05:31,440
Speaker 1: First of all, what's wrong if all y'all deal was

957
01:05:31,600 --> 01:05:33,959
Speaker 1: chat a few times at the restaurant, at the house,

958
01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:37,040
Speaker 1: he offered to do a full body massage. You told him.

959
01:05:37,120 --> 01:05:40,280
Speaker 1: Now now he don't call no more. Okay, then that's

960
01:05:40,320 --> 01:05:44,120
Speaker 1: the chapter in the book that spurred the sport fisherman theory.

961
01:05:44,680 --> 01:05:48,880
Speaker 1: He's fishing not to keep but to throw back. Now

962
01:05:49,200 --> 01:05:52,919
Speaker 1: you are a throwback, not because of the actions you did,

963
01:05:53,400 --> 01:05:59,280
Speaker 1: but because he just not looking for someone like you.

964
01:06:00,120 --> 01:06:05,000
Speaker 1: Here's the deal. See, it seems like she did everything right.

965
01:06:05,440 --> 01:06:07,400
Speaker 1: I agree with Shirley. Did you sleep with the guy

966
01:06:07,480 --> 01:06:09,600
Speaker 1: when you went home? What does that mean? But if

967
01:06:09,640 --> 01:06:13,600
Speaker 1: you didn't, you've done everything right enough soul that you

968
01:06:13,760 --> 01:06:17,240
Speaker 1: found out he was wrong. See, ladies, that's what you

969
01:06:17,360 --> 01:06:21,080
Speaker 1: gotta get yourself in the position to do constantly. You've

970
01:06:21,120 --> 01:06:24,120
Speaker 1: got to do enough of the right things and then

971
01:06:24,160 --> 01:06:26,800
Speaker 1: you'll find out if the guy's wrong or not. Is

972
01:06:26,840 --> 01:06:29,040
Speaker 1: it not better to find out right now that he

973
01:06:29,160 --> 01:06:32,479
Speaker 1: won't call you than if you didn't broke off the cookie? Yeah,

974
01:06:32,760 --> 01:06:35,880
Speaker 1: gave him your time in a short This is only

975
01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:39,400
Speaker 1: a week or two were talking. But now she's so

976
01:06:39,600 --> 01:06:41,680
Speaker 1: distraught she didn't wrote a letter because she can't figure

977
01:06:41,680 --> 01:06:45,000
Speaker 1: out what's wrong. It's nothing wrong. You figured out that

978
01:06:45,120 --> 01:06:48,680
Speaker 1: he was wrong. You did everything right. The guy's talking.

979
01:06:48,800 --> 01:06:52,280
Speaker 1: He didn't call you back walk away? Yea, she was

980
01:06:52,320 --> 01:06:55,080
Speaker 1: feeling him though, and she just wanted to right quit

981
01:06:55,200 --> 01:06:58,280
Speaker 1: feeling it because he ain't feeling you exactly. He's not

982
01:06:58,400 --> 01:07:01,280
Speaker 1: that into you. All right, email us your Instagram us,

983
01:07:01,320 --> 01:07:03,880
Speaker 1: your thoughts on today's letter at my Girl, Shirley. Okay,

984
01:07:04,200 --> 01:07:08,680
Speaker 1: switching gears now, Steve, here we go, Jay Junior, Tommy, Carla, everyone.

985
01:07:09,040 --> 01:07:13,200
Speaker 1: Imagine a world where former First Lady Michelle Obama had

986
01:07:13,240 --> 01:07:16,920
Speaker 1: never become our first Lady. Now. This is according to

987
01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:21,240
Speaker 1: a new book, Barack Obama proposed marriage to another woman

988
01:07:21,400 --> 01:07:24,479
Speaker 1: before he met Michelle. Now. In his book The Making

989
01:07:24,520 --> 01:07:29,520
Speaker 1: of Barack Obama, David Barrow says that Barack actually popped

990
01:07:29,560 --> 01:07:34,600
Speaker 1: the question to Sheila Miyoshi Jagger twice and got rejected twice.

991
01:07:34,920 --> 01:07:39,320
Speaker 1: This was before he fell for Michelle. Garrow also claims

992
01:07:39,440 --> 01:07:43,360
Speaker 1: that Obama believed, even when he was in law school

993
01:07:43,600 --> 01:07:47,600
Speaker 1: that he'd be president someday. All right. However, the author

994
01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:51,600
Speaker 1: added that the love between Barack and Michelle is real

995
01:07:52,400 --> 01:07:55,640
Speaker 1: and it is profound. I believe that you can see it.

996
01:07:55,840 --> 01:08:02,880
Speaker 1: You can see it, you know. Yeah. So Sheila Miyoshi

997
01:08:03,600 --> 01:08:10,920
Speaker 1: Jagger white, Yeah, she's she's um. She When I saw

998
01:08:11,000 --> 01:08:13,200
Speaker 1: the picture, they said she was white. But she looked

999
01:08:13,280 --> 01:08:17,280
Speaker 1: he would. Yeah, and that's also what they said. But

1000
01:08:17,439 --> 01:08:19,639
Speaker 1: that's also what they said in the book, the book

1001
01:08:19,680 --> 01:08:21,920
Speaker 1: as well. Yeah, they said that if he had his

1002
01:08:22,000 --> 01:08:26,160
Speaker 1: eye on the presidency, that would have been no, no, no,

1003
01:08:26,400 --> 01:08:32,920
Speaker 1: no would. But she's the one that she'd be mad

1004
01:08:33,120 --> 01:08:38,280
Speaker 1: because she herself India. Yeah yeah, yeah, she could have

1005
01:08:38,360 --> 01:08:41,080
Speaker 1: been first lady. But that's life, you know, that's life.

1006
01:08:41,160 --> 01:08:43,439
Speaker 1: But he got the one. He was posted head, he

1007
01:08:43,560 --> 01:08:48,519
Speaker 1: was a beautiful family and everything. Actually he was being stupid.

1008
01:08:48,560 --> 01:08:51,640
Speaker 1: He'd have made a mistake if he had married her.

1009
01:08:53,000 --> 01:08:56,400
Speaker 1: It blew everything. He wouldn't He didn't know, Yeah, he

1010
01:08:56,520 --> 01:08:59,600
Speaker 1: didn't know. He couldn't even no idea to playing that

1011
01:09:00,040 --> 01:09:04,080
Speaker 1: odd had he had your idea at all? What was

1012
01:09:04,120 --> 01:09:06,439
Speaker 1: gonna happen? Him? Here said even when he was in

1013
01:09:06,600 --> 01:09:10,799
Speaker 1: law school, he was gonna be president, not not Sheila

1014
01:09:10,960 --> 01:09:16,840
Speaker 1: Jagger though, no feeling me osha, Yeah, yeah, this is

1015
01:09:17,360 --> 01:09:21,080
Speaker 1: because jagged rounds with and that's would have been a

1016
01:09:21,160 --> 01:09:25,040
Speaker 1: lot of stuff. She married to Mick Jagger. Night. That's

1017
01:09:27,439 --> 01:09:33,200
Speaker 1: that's a lot of reasons why Tom didn't. That's the

1018
01:09:33,320 --> 01:09:38,320
Speaker 1: listen is adding started he hired me because I don't

1019
01:09:38,600 --> 01:09:43,040
Speaker 1: understand what I knew why they won't let Jay talk

1020
01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:51,439
Speaker 1: that I was confusing. I understand stuff come out of

1021
01:09:51,600 --> 01:10:00,720
Speaker 1: his Damn wow, this damn man, it ain't even appalling. Man, Hey, man,

1022
01:10:00,800 --> 01:10:02,439
Speaker 1: let me tell you something. I had this couple on

1023
01:10:02,600 --> 01:10:06,760
Speaker 1: my show, these four sisters. They was all women on

1024
01:10:06,880 --> 01:10:11,880
Speaker 1: the show from a place in Georgia, coming Georgia. And

1025
01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:15,400
Speaker 1: the lady on the end good looking women. Man, all

1026
01:10:15,439 --> 01:10:18,280
Speaker 1: of them count thick. They're good looking girls. The one

1027
01:10:18,360 --> 01:10:24,040
Speaker 1: on the end, her job was she tastes moonshine. She

1028
01:10:24,240 --> 01:10:28,479
Speaker 1: a moonshine sampler, you know, and you know moonshine is illegal,

1029
01:10:29,120 --> 01:10:33,040
Speaker 1: but they still running it down in Georgia. Yeah, so

1030
01:10:33,760 --> 01:10:35,800
Speaker 1: everybody in the county bring it to her for her

1031
01:10:35,840 --> 01:10:37,600
Speaker 1: to taste it and tell him if it's good. En

1032
01:10:38,120 --> 01:10:42,120
Speaker 1: of course missing in it. And so she was a

1033
01:10:42,200 --> 01:10:45,280
Speaker 1: really bright chick. Though she had another job during the daytime,

1034
01:10:45,320 --> 01:10:47,920
Speaker 1: but she did all the moonshine testing on the weekend.

1035
01:10:48,720 --> 01:10:52,759
Speaker 1: And her other sister was crazy too, these two women.

1036
01:10:52,840 --> 01:10:57,240
Speaker 1: Man was so wild on this show, man, And they

1037
01:10:57,280 --> 01:10:59,800
Speaker 1: were so crazy, man. One on them party all time,

1038
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:03,960
Speaker 1: on them drink moonshine. So the bit between it was, oh,

1039
01:11:04,160 --> 01:11:06,600
Speaker 1: I said, man, y'all crazy. Yeah, sweet crazy, I know

1040
01:11:06,680 --> 01:11:08,519
Speaker 1: we could they both be talking about how crazy. I

1041
01:11:08,960 --> 01:11:11,840
Speaker 1: tell you how crazy I'm You said, most people meet

1042
01:11:11,960 --> 01:11:15,400
Speaker 1: us and they go and they go, oh, most people

1043
01:11:15,479 --> 01:11:18,560
Speaker 1: meet us are shocked, and a Paul. And then the

1044
01:11:18,640 --> 01:11:21,160
Speaker 1: other one said, and I'm Paul, and he she said,

1045
01:11:21,200 --> 01:11:30,080
Speaker 1: and I'm shocked. You're listening right now. It's a new

1046
01:11:30,200 --> 01:11:34,000
Speaker 1: segment called am I Being Petty? So you just want

1047
01:11:34,040 --> 01:11:37,080
Speaker 1: to know is situation going on in your life? Are

1048
01:11:37,120 --> 01:11:41,360
Speaker 1: you being petty about it? Jay? Where you at with this? Okay?

1049
01:11:41,640 --> 01:11:43,920
Speaker 1: I go to my friend's house. They got a nice

1050
01:11:44,240 --> 01:11:48,759
Speaker 1: big screen television. Huge when watching when watching the movie,

1051
01:11:48,960 --> 01:11:50,720
Speaker 1: and sometimes when you watch a movie, you don't hear

1052
01:11:50,800 --> 01:11:53,880
Speaker 1: what the person says, right, So you say, could you

1053
01:11:53,960 --> 01:11:58,920
Speaker 1: rewind that? And he says, rewind is five dollars extra?

1054
01:11:59,280 --> 01:12:02,040
Speaker 1: So yeah it is. It costs. Yeah, it comes. You

1055
01:12:02,120 --> 01:12:04,840
Speaker 1: mean the cable to the cable companies charge you extra

1056
01:12:04,920 --> 01:12:07,160
Speaker 1: for to rerun. So he says, I don't have that.

1057
01:12:08,080 --> 01:12:11,400
Speaker 1: So well I left because I don't like I just

1058
01:12:11,520 --> 01:12:16,320
Speaker 1: can't sit and watch television with somebody who don't have rewind.

1059
01:12:16,560 --> 01:12:23,120
Speaker 1: It's an insult. It just noo. It messes up my spirit. Yeah,

1060
01:12:23,200 --> 01:12:29,280
Speaker 1: am I being all I'm asking? Is am I being picked? Yes? Okay.

1061
01:12:29,400 --> 01:12:32,439
Speaker 1: So my girlfriend, you guys know her Tracy, through a

1062
01:12:32,560 --> 01:12:35,759
Speaker 1: fiftieth birthday party for her husband Saturday night. So Nesto

1063
01:12:35,840 --> 01:12:37,519
Speaker 1: and I went. We got all dressed up and went.

1064
01:12:37,960 --> 01:12:40,479
Speaker 1: You know, of course they have food and everything. Why

1065
01:12:40,680 --> 01:12:45,320
Speaker 1: is it everywhere we go Nesto piles his plate when

1066
01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:47,640
Speaker 1: he goes. I mean it piles his plate to the

1067
01:12:47,800 --> 01:12:51,640
Speaker 1: ceiling more than he needs. Yes, just I mean it's embarrassing.

1068
01:12:51,760 --> 01:12:54,439
Speaker 1: Does he eat all the food? Yes, and then he

1069
01:12:54,560 --> 01:12:58,320
Speaker 1: goes back for seconds. I think he's hungry and he eats.

1070
01:12:59,160 --> 01:13:01,799
Speaker 1: So this time he asked me, could I go get dessert.

1071
01:13:02,320 --> 01:13:04,600
Speaker 1: I just got up and just went and got in

1072
01:13:04,680 --> 01:13:12,120
Speaker 1: the car. I was ready to yes, car, I just left.

1073
01:13:15,120 --> 01:13:18,200
Speaker 1: I was that was embarrassing. Do you know they had,

1074
01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:21,599
Speaker 1: you know, like a Mexican food spread. They had talking

1075
01:13:22,320 --> 01:13:25,120
Speaker 1: nice nice. I mean it was really really nice. But

1076
01:13:25,240 --> 01:13:29,120
Speaker 1: I mean, he's got to come on now, be really really.

1077
01:13:29,479 --> 01:13:31,519
Speaker 1: I was in the car. I was in the car

1078
01:13:31,680 --> 01:13:36,400
Speaker 1: and it was going. I had started. I started the

1079
01:13:36,479 --> 01:13:43,880
Speaker 1: car up. Okay, okay, big patty, Yeah, sorry, and my

1080
01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:50,680
Speaker 1: blood pity come on the day, probably the other day

1081
01:13:50,800 --> 01:13:56,479
Speaker 1: was Mother's Day and came over, okay, and I was

1082
01:13:56,560 --> 01:14:02,759
Speaker 1: eating a pint of hogging doss, Sir and a little Noah.

1083
01:14:03,800 --> 01:14:07,680
Speaker 1: He walks up and he seen me, so he go man.

1084
01:14:08,520 --> 01:14:11,720
Speaker 1: So I put a little bit in his mouth. His

1085
01:14:11,920 --> 01:14:15,800
Speaker 1: sister Rose must know the tone of it. So she

1086
01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:18,800
Speaker 1: heard it. She came around. Then she's not in front

1087
01:14:18,840 --> 01:14:21,960
Speaker 1: of me, Papa. I crea because she could talk a

1088
01:14:22,040 --> 01:14:24,120
Speaker 1: little bit. So I give her a little bit of

1089
01:14:24,120 --> 01:14:29,000
Speaker 1: ice cream. Morgan's daughter Ale, she looking for Rose. She

1090
01:14:29,200 --> 01:14:33,040
Speaker 1: see the ice cream line. She get it. So now

1091
01:14:34,080 --> 01:14:37,479
Speaker 1: I ain't got the hold pint to my second, which

1092
01:14:37,640 --> 01:14:41,280
Speaker 1: was my plan. I'm not sharing this ice cream with

1093
01:14:41,479 --> 01:14:45,600
Speaker 1: three of my grandkids, and I didn't want to. So

1094
01:14:45,760 --> 01:14:48,479
Speaker 1: what I did was to stop him. After about four

1095
01:14:48,640 --> 01:14:51,840
Speaker 1: bites each, you know, my pint starting to get away

1096
01:14:51,920 --> 01:14:54,760
Speaker 1: from it. So I figured the best way to get

1097
01:14:54,880 --> 01:14:57,479
Speaker 1: him away from me as I took a big glob

1098
01:14:57,600 --> 01:15:00,599
Speaker 1: of it and stuck it in Noah's mouth, a big

1099
01:15:00,680 --> 01:15:03,519
Speaker 1: glob and put it in Ale's mouth, and a big

1100
01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:07,719
Speaker 1: glob and put it in uh rose mouth and gave

1101
01:15:07,840 --> 01:15:16,479
Speaker 1: all them brain freeze, yes, yes, net through something. So

1102
01:15:16,600 --> 01:15:21,519
Speaker 1: they were trying to work out that's severe things between

1103
01:15:21,640 --> 01:15:24,040
Speaker 1: the eye and they just got on away from and

1104
01:15:24,080 --> 01:15:25,640
Speaker 1: I finish heat and I'm just trying to figure out

1105
01:15:25,680 --> 01:15:31,240
Speaker 1: without being petty. Yes, yes he was, Yes, he was

1106
01:15:31,400 --> 01:15:34,640
Speaker 1: ja his grand babies. He was being petty. Can I

1107
01:15:34,760 --> 01:15:37,960
Speaker 1: ask your plan was to eat ice? Can buy yourself? Right?

1108
01:15:38,520 --> 01:15:40,680
Speaker 1: That's what you want? Yes, that's all you want it?

1109
01:15:40,720 --> 01:15:48,120
Speaker 1: Now you want? He was being babies. The fact that

1110
01:15:48,200 --> 01:15:57,439
Speaker 1: they cute against I love. I love that. Yeah, I

1111
01:15:57,520 --> 01:16:00,559
Speaker 1: got one, y'all. Okay, so Steve, yes, we've been hetty. Okay,

1112
01:16:01,120 --> 01:16:02,800
Speaker 1: let me ask you. Am I being petty? So you

1113
01:16:02,880 --> 01:16:04,760
Speaker 1: know how it is? You know, we got friends, you know,

1114
01:16:05,000 --> 01:16:08,960
Speaker 1: different levels of living lifestyle. Let's just say so. My

1115
01:16:09,080 --> 01:16:12,080
Speaker 1: girl she called me. She's been herring her man. They've

1116
01:16:12,120 --> 01:16:14,920
Speaker 1: been budgeting and playing and they got a pool. They

1117
01:16:15,040 --> 01:16:19,240
Speaker 1: got a pool. They was like, she didn't want me

1118
01:16:19,280 --> 01:16:21,639
Speaker 1: to see it till it was time. Everything was ready.

1119
01:16:21,720 --> 01:16:24,760
Speaker 1: So she's like, come on, girl, let's sit outside on

1120
01:16:24,880 --> 01:16:27,519
Speaker 1: the deck, have a glass of wine. Chop it up,

1121
01:16:27,600 --> 01:16:30,040
Speaker 1: catch up, girl, I'm on my wake got over there.

1122
01:16:30,720 --> 01:16:34,000
Speaker 1: Do y'all know? Ill walked outside. This girl got an

1123
01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:38,880
Speaker 1: above ground pool. No you're not, You're not being vetted.

1124
01:16:41,640 --> 01:16:47,479
Speaker 1: She said, you know you're not. I would say something

1125
01:16:47,479 --> 01:16:53,840
Speaker 1: about me calling I've been grimming over the wall to see.

1126
01:16:54,400 --> 01:17:04,320
Speaker 1: Come on, what I'm doing ain't to get your leg

1127
01:17:04,640 --> 01:17:11,160
Speaker 1: into You're not climbing? You feel me? Do you feel me?

1128
01:17:12,120 --> 01:17:15,240
Speaker 1: Is down on that one. I got to climb over

1129
01:17:15,479 --> 01:17:23,760
Speaker 1: everybody see your backsackol. She was like, Shirlette, fatty at

1130
01:17:23,920 --> 01:17:27,400
Speaker 1: all what people in the bub brown pools need to do?

1131
01:17:28,040 --> 01:17:34,000
Speaker 1: What needs to be said on the phone and above?

1132
01:17:36,040 --> 01:17:44,760
Speaker 1: Would you like the climb in? So right? So she's

1133
01:17:44,840 --> 01:17:48,040
Speaker 1: looking at me. We got the wine glass of the

1134
01:17:48,240 --> 01:17:52,800
Speaker 1: wide bottom. Let's just go inside. I don't want to

1135
01:17:52,800 --> 01:17:55,320
Speaker 1: set outside with all these bugs and stuff. I didn't

1136
01:17:55,320 --> 01:18:00,360
Speaker 1: know what to say, okay by being patty, Yes you're not.

1137
01:18:00,680 --> 01:18:04,240
Speaker 1: You're not being patty. I'm your name on the pool,

1138
01:18:07,520 --> 01:18:14,080
Speaker 1: Marco marcol Hell no, that's what it is. He said,

1139
01:18:14,360 --> 01:18:19,240
Speaker 1: I'm not climbing. I knew he would see it my way.

1140
01:18:20,280 --> 01:18:24,000
Speaker 1: I gotta get my leg up over my shoulder. And

1141
01:18:24,280 --> 01:18:27,000
Speaker 1: I don't have a pool and I don't have in

1142
01:18:27,120 --> 01:18:32,400
Speaker 1: my house. I'm feel the same way. But when I

1143
01:18:32,520 --> 01:18:39,200
Speaker 1: get one, it will be in ground sharing. Yes, I

1144
01:18:40,040 --> 01:18:45,080
Speaker 1: didn't told myself, you know my groin trying to get

1145
01:18:45,120 --> 01:18:51,040
Speaker 1: into you're listening to Harvey Morning Show. All right, nephew,

1146
01:18:51,200 --> 01:18:56,280
Speaker 1: weekend confessions. This is all your nephew. M Yeah, I'm

1147
01:18:56,320 --> 01:18:57,720
Speaker 1: not here to help you. I'm just here to I

1148
01:18:57,800 --> 01:18:59,280
Speaker 1: just want to hear what you're going through. Give us

1149
01:18:59,280 --> 01:19:02,519
Speaker 1: a call. Eight seven and seven twenty nine, Steve, it's

1150
01:19:02,600 --> 01:19:05,280
Speaker 1: time to confess whatever you did over the weekend. Don't

1151
01:19:05,320 --> 01:19:08,400
Speaker 1: calling here. What's your real name? Find you another name

1152
01:19:08,439 --> 01:19:10,320
Speaker 1: and just let it all out and let the nephew

1153
01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:14,519
Speaker 1: here what you going through? All right, let's go to

1154
01:19:14,560 --> 01:19:18,639
Speaker 1: the phones line one. Let's go to James out of Tennessee. James,

1155
01:19:19,200 --> 01:19:22,080
Speaker 1: what's going on? Man? What's going on? Man? What's happening?

1156
01:19:22,479 --> 01:19:27,160
Speaker 1: It's all good, man. My confession is that man, my girlfriend.

1157
01:19:27,240 --> 01:19:31,120
Speaker 1: She's always hanging out with friends and family on the weekends.

1158
01:19:31,200 --> 01:19:32,880
Speaker 1: You know, she's always going out of town with him

1159
01:19:32,880 --> 01:19:34,880
Speaker 1: man weekend. But when I try to do it, you know,

1160
01:19:35,000 --> 01:19:37,080
Speaker 1: there's a big problem. There a big argument about it.

1161
01:19:37,200 --> 01:19:39,360
Speaker 1: You know, I can't do what she do. When I

1162
01:19:39,479 --> 01:19:41,240
Speaker 1: do the same thing, she do the other problem. So

1163
01:19:41,400 --> 01:19:43,800
Speaker 1: this weekend, she decide she's going to hang out with

1164
01:19:43,880 --> 01:19:46,000
Speaker 1: her mom and her sister. I said, cool. I gotta work,

1165
01:19:46,200 --> 01:19:48,400
Speaker 1: but I really didn't have to work, so I decided

1166
01:19:48,439 --> 01:19:51,120
Speaker 1: to go to Atlanta. You know. So when she called me,

1167
01:19:51,479 --> 01:19:53,200
Speaker 1: I told her I was at work. I couldn't talk

1168
01:19:53,240 --> 01:19:55,200
Speaker 1: on the phone normally, that's how it is when I'm

1169
01:19:55,200 --> 01:19:57,280
Speaker 1: at work. But I wasn't doing the type of work

1170
01:19:57,840 --> 01:20:02,160
Speaker 1: I was doing. So when she got back Sunday, you know,

1171
01:20:02,280 --> 01:20:04,240
Speaker 1: I came back in with my work clothes on, and

1172
01:20:04,360 --> 01:20:06,200
Speaker 1: she's like, how it worked this with guys? Oh? Man,

1173
01:20:06,400 --> 01:20:08,960
Speaker 1: work was good. I got all sweaty and where they worked,

1174
01:20:09,000 --> 01:20:13,320
Speaker 1: so work with doid man? So you made it through.

1175
01:20:13,400 --> 01:20:16,840
Speaker 1: She don't know nothing. I don't know nothing, man, Keep

1176
01:20:16,920 --> 01:20:19,720
Speaker 1: going back out of town next week? Yes, her, so

1177
01:20:19,920 --> 01:20:24,960
Speaker 1: am I you too? Going back to work. Always keep

1178
01:20:25,040 --> 01:20:29,479
Speaker 1: them work close in there. Keep yeah, keep them work

1179
01:20:29,520 --> 01:20:31,360
Speaker 1: clothes in the truck, and keep them sweaty so you

1180
01:20:31,400 --> 01:20:33,760
Speaker 1: can put that on when you come in. Yea little

1181
01:20:33,760 --> 01:20:39,519
Speaker 1: over time. That is not good advice about what he said?

1182
01:20:41,040 --> 01:20:49,680
Speaker 1: You stupid? I get back then round? How much? Man? Yes, hey, ja,

1183
01:20:49,840 --> 01:20:52,040
Speaker 1: I got a character for your called uncle over Man.

1184
01:20:53,479 --> 01:20:59,559
Speaker 1: We have enough characters on this show. Characters we can't

1185
01:20:59,680 --> 01:21:06,360
Speaker 1: get on the shows we get them. Cagness platinum. Thank you.

1186
01:21:07,960 --> 01:21:10,400
Speaker 1: Let's go to line two and talk the TJ out

1187
01:21:10,439 --> 01:21:12,639
Speaker 1: of Kentucky. He's smart. He didn't give us his real

1188
01:21:12,760 --> 01:21:17,599
Speaker 1: name DJ. They were going on run good morning, Good morning, man,

1189
01:21:17,640 --> 01:21:20,680
Speaker 1: what's your confession? All right, don't judge me, man, but

1190
01:21:21,240 --> 01:21:23,800
Speaker 1: look I ended up skipping out on the Mother's Day

1191
01:21:23,840 --> 01:21:30,360
Speaker 1: bill yesterday. Man. God no. Now, first of all, we

1192
01:21:30,520 --> 01:21:32,840
Speaker 1: get there, they say it's a little so no, twenty

1193
01:21:32,880 --> 01:21:34,960
Speaker 1: five minute wait. I'm cool with that. I know it's

1194
01:21:35,040 --> 01:21:38,920
Speaker 1: Mother's Day. They sit us down. It takes about fifteen

1195
01:21:39,000 --> 01:21:41,880
Speaker 1: minutes just for the server to come by. They don't

1196
01:21:41,880 --> 01:21:47,040
Speaker 1: apologize for my drink was wrong, So I'll just order

1197
01:21:47,080 --> 01:21:49,320
Speaker 1: to order Sam Adams. They gave me a bob like,

1198
01:21:49,439 --> 01:21:51,040
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, whatever, just get just give me

1199
01:21:51,120 --> 01:21:53,080
Speaker 1: a gim bean. You can't mess head up. Just Jim

1200
01:21:53,160 --> 01:21:59,200
Speaker 1: being neat, waited about another about fifteen minutes for that order.

1201
01:21:59,240 --> 01:22:04,000
Speaker 1: The food. My youngest daughter's fool was burnt. My oldest

1202
01:22:04,040 --> 01:22:07,360
Speaker 1: daughter's fool got there about fifteen minutes later. I'm going,

1203
01:22:08,240 --> 01:22:11,800
Speaker 1: this can be real. So it actually took another server

1204
01:22:11,960 --> 01:22:14,559
Speaker 1: to come by, like are y'all all right? Like all right, cool?

1205
01:22:15,160 --> 01:22:18,680
Speaker 1: So you know what I was like. My wife was

1206
01:22:18,800 --> 01:22:21,840
Speaker 1: just completely fresher. I said, go ahead, go to the car.

1207
01:22:22,439 --> 01:22:24,000
Speaker 1: She looked at me, like, what are you doing? Sit?

1208
01:22:24,120 --> 01:22:29,280
Speaker 1: Just go ahead, go to the car. She was like,

1209
01:22:29,400 --> 01:22:32,360
Speaker 1: what are you doing? Just go to the car. Now,

1210
01:22:33,280 --> 01:22:35,559
Speaker 1: I know everybody know what the supermarkets. I went here

1211
01:22:35,600 --> 01:22:37,280
Speaker 1: and bought some gift cards because you know it gets

1212
01:22:37,360 --> 01:22:39,519
Speaker 1: little kroked points whatnot. So I bought a little fifty

1213
01:22:39,560 --> 01:22:42,960
Speaker 1: dollars no gift card. I look at the build, I'm like,

1214
01:22:43,080 --> 01:22:46,120
Speaker 1: all right, one hundred and fifty dollars and I'm about

1215
01:22:46,200 --> 01:22:48,519
Speaker 1: thirty I'm about thirty feet from that front though. I

1216
01:22:48,600 --> 01:22:50,559
Speaker 1: slipped that gift card in there. I said, it's about

1217
01:22:50,600 --> 01:22:53,200
Speaker 1: two hundred dollars on that gift card. Like all right,

1218
01:22:54,200 --> 01:22:55,720
Speaker 1: they went all the way to the back. I just

1219
01:22:55,840 --> 01:22:59,880
Speaker 1: slipped out, and my wife knew about it. My wife

1220
01:23:00,160 --> 01:23:04,000
Speaker 1: let me have it last night. You didn't wait wait,

1221
01:23:04,040 --> 01:23:06,320
Speaker 1: wait wait, I'm a little loft. Anybody missed something. The

1222
01:23:06,439 --> 01:23:09,439
Speaker 1: bill was one fifty, right, the bill was about what?

1223
01:23:10,200 --> 01:23:12,800
Speaker 1: The bill was about one fifty and you left a

1224
01:23:12,920 --> 01:23:16,120
Speaker 1: gift card that was two hundred. No, I told you

1225
01:23:16,240 --> 01:23:20,880
Speaker 1: there was about two hundred. I got it. So she

1226
01:23:21,120 --> 01:23:25,519
Speaker 1: so she bought a hundred dollars show. Uh huh, okay,

1227
01:23:26,800 --> 01:23:30,679
Speaker 1: I should have tipped the other waiter that helped you. Yeah,

1228
01:23:31,479 --> 01:23:36,120
Speaker 1: so wrong. You think they might come looking for you? Well,

1229
01:23:36,160 --> 01:23:40,080
Speaker 1: you out of that drug your ass. I own a restaurant,

1230
01:23:40,120 --> 01:23:45,759
Speaker 1: you need your ass. I left cutting off my wife.

1231
01:23:45,840 --> 01:23:52,080
Speaker 1: That's what really just caught as a restaurant owner. No, no, Jay,

1232
01:23:52,160 --> 01:24:01,880
Speaker 1: you agree with everything we can. I always agree with you, Jay,

1233
01:24:03,280 --> 01:24:08,560
Speaker 1: A man as you. Happy Mother's day? Do you what?

1234
01:24:13,479 --> 01:24:15,080
Speaker 1: All right, Let's go to line three and tact to

1235
01:24:15,160 --> 01:24:27,560
Speaker 1: Keisha out of Illinois. T share, Hey, cruise. That's Carlos Shirley, Um, Tommy,

1236
01:24:28,120 --> 01:24:34,160
Speaker 1: Julia James. It's a lot of y'all right. Yeah, we're crowded.

1237
01:24:34,400 --> 01:24:38,519
Speaker 1: Uh huh. What's your confession? Baby? So my confession is,

1238
01:24:38,800 --> 01:24:41,519
Speaker 1: first of all, I can write a Strawberry book with

1239
01:24:41,600 --> 01:24:45,400
Speaker 1: my confession, but I'm a summary down. Um. I found

1240
01:24:45,439 --> 01:24:48,800
Speaker 1: out that my husband he was cheating, and he's been

1241
01:24:48,880 --> 01:24:51,080
Speaker 1: cheating the whole time he was married. He's been married

1242
01:24:51,120 --> 01:24:55,759
Speaker 1: for three hens. So I decided, Okay, I'm a patient person.

1243
01:24:56,160 --> 01:24:59,439
Speaker 1: I didn't get the information and just so ballistic. I'm

1244
01:24:59,720 --> 01:25:01,320
Speaker 1: as amazing and I put it in my arch a

1245
01:25:01,360 --> 01:25:03,240
Speaker 1: little like Okay, this is what I was gonna do.

1246
01:25:03,640 --> 01:25:06,400
Speaker 1: So the weekend came and he worked nights, right, he

1247
01:25:06,560 --> 01:25:09,920
Speaker 1: worked like all night into life early in the morning,

1248
01:25:10,000 --> 01:25:12,479
Speaker 1: so I don't see him into the next day. So

1249
01:25:12,800 --> 01:25:15,320
Speaker 1: I was taking him to work. I had to drop

1250
01:25:15,439 --> 01:25:17,160
Speaker 1: them off, and I was like, look, I don't want

1251
01:25:17,200 --> 01:25:19,040
Speaker 1: to do this no more. I don't want to be married.

1252
01:25:19,120 --> 01:25:21,840
Speaker 1: I don't want to be with you. I had he had.

1253
01:25:22,960 --> 01:25:24,880
Speaker 1: I had handed him my phone and I was like,

1254
01:25:25,000 --> 01:25:27,160
Speaker 1: I got something to do and I got some wet

1255
01:25:27,200 --> 01:25:29,400
Speaker 1: a dot and he was like, how are you with

1256
01:25:29,600 --> 01:25:31,600
Speaker 1: me about? Why do I want to leave? And I

1257
01:25:31,760 --> 01:25:34,000
Speaker 1: was like, no, I'm I'm I'm leaving. I'm gonna put

1258
01:25:34,040 --> 01:25:36,960
Speaker 1: your stuff out. So when I got home last night,

1259
01:25:37,160 --> 01:25:41,519
Speaker 1: I got every thing, I mean everything, and I put

1260
01:25:41,600 --> 01:25:44,400
Speaker 1: it at all out, put it all out on the purse,

1261
01:25:45,000 --> 01:25:48,160
Speaker 1: left went over to somebody else's house and I won't

1262
01:25:48,160 --> 01:25:49,880
Speaker 1: then when he came home this morning, so I don't

1263
01:25:49,920 --> 01:25:58,040
Speaker 1: know what happened. Oh God, hey, you're listening to show?

1264
01:25:58,840 --> 01:26:04,439
Speaker 1: All right, all right, all right, weekend confessions, baby, Yeah,

1265
01:26:04,520 --> 01:26:07,200
Speaker 1: we were talking to Keisha, right, and before you close

1266
01:26:07,240 --> 01:26:09,800
Speaker 1: out the confessions, I have one Timmy to go ahead

1267
01:26:09,840 --> 01:26:13,439
Speaker 1: and finish up. Oh okay, okay, yeah, let's go. We're

1268
01:26:13,479 --> 01:26:15,840
Speaker 1: going back to Keisha. Keisha dropped her husband off at

1269
01:26:15,880 --> 01:26:18,639
Speaker 1: work and told him that it was pretty much a rapping,

1270
01:26:18,800 --> 01:26:22,200
Speaker 1: went home and packed all his stuff and put it outside. Keisha,

1271
01:26:25,200 --> 01:26:27,679
Speaker 1: all right, baby, so that's just it. You ain't gonna

1272
01:26:27,960 --> 01:26:29,479
Speaker 1: is he gonna even be able to get back home

1273
01:26:29,640 --> 01:26:32,960
Speaker 1: from work? Oh nah, because I'm not going to get

1274
01:26:33,080 --> 01:26:36,360
Speaker 1: his old dusty self. Let me tell you something, this man,

1275
01:26:36,520 --> 01:26:39,240
Speaker 1: it should be a whole other show about how people

1276
01:26:39,439 --> 01:26:44,160
Speaker 1: cheat on Facebook. The brother then cheated with everybody, from

1277
01:26:45,040 --> 01:26:48,000
Speaker 1: the lady who gave us a dog to one of

1278
01:26:48,080 --> 01:26:52,320
Speaker 1: my students parents. The dude being busy. Okay, so when

1279
01:26:52,360 --> 01:26:54,320
Speaker 1: I had him the phone, it was a bunch of

1280
01:26:54,400 --> 01:27:01,599
Speaker 1: screenshot of his Facebook messages to the chick. So he's

1281
01:27:01,640 --> 01:27:05,760
Speaker 1: just he just couldn't understand, like, oh my god, oh

1282
01:27:05,880 --> 01:27:12,840
Speaker 1: my god, you can't explain that you've been well, but

1283
01:27:13,000 --> 01:27:15,400
Speaker 1: he's you've been going in his phone. How long you've

1284
01:27:15,400 --> 01:27:18,640
Speaker 1: been going through his phone? Oh look, I go in

1285
01:27:18,720 --> 01:27:20,760
Speaker 1: the brother's phone. But it didn't even matter that I

1286
01:27:20,880 --> 01:27:22,639
Speaker 1: was going in the brother's phone. He had a whole

1287
01:27:23,120 --> 01:27:28,479
Speaker 1: Facebook alias cage that he was like doing everything with

1288
01:27:28,720 --> 01:27:33,439
Speaker 1: and the brother was so that everything was there. Okay,

1289
01:27:34,800 --> 01:27:39,840
Speaker 1: what is she calling her husband? But the brother? Brother?

1290
01:27:43,880 --> 01:27:46,960
Speaker 1: You through she she she's really through you. Now we

1291
01:27:47,120 --> 01:27:54,559
Speaker 1: know she's through men calmed, she's calmed. Hi. Yeah, she's called.

1292
01:27:55,520 --> 01:27:58,519
Speaker 1: As a matter of fact, my cousins that I'm relieved

1293
01:27:58,600 --> 01:28:02,880
Speaker 1: the brother gonna be going. Okay, brother once you referred

1294
01:28:02,880 --> 01:28:05,360
Speaker 1: to as the brother and you're the husband. Yeah, yeah,

1295
01:28:05,439 --> 01:28:10,960
Speaker 1: you're damn yeah, you go. You're gonna keep the dog too, baby? Yes? Yes,

1296
01:28:12,439 --> 01:28:15,439
Speaker 1: where's the dog going with him? With you? The dog

1297
01:28:15,520 --> 01:28:17,840
Speaker 1: got to go with him, especially if you're gonna be

1298
01:28:18,120 --> 01:28:21,679
Speaker 1: uh messing with the lady who didn't game us the dog. Yeah,

1299
01:28:21,680 --> 01:28:33,720
Speaker 1: you don't want that dog. Know that you're going to

1300
01:28:33,760 --> 01:28:39,160
Speaker 1: turn that dog and Michael Vicker? Boys, can you check

1301
01:28:39,240 --> 01:28:44,320
Speaker 1: me to Michael? I get treated better over there. The

1302
01:28:44,400 --> 01:28:47,200
Speaker 1: dog don't even know why. It's got to go. We're

1303
01:28:47,240 --> 01:28:53,599
Speaker 1: with you, girl. We know two people through. Yeah, good

1304
01:28:53,680 --> 01:29:04,200
Speaker 1: luck and Monique, let's go with let's go with line six, Um, Tommy,

1305
01:29:04,280 --> 01:29:09,360
Speaker 1: let's go to Kevin. Kevin, good morning morning, how y'all

1306
01:29:09,360 --> 01:29:12,200
Speaker 1: doing this morning? Good man, real fast man. When you

1307
01:29:12,280 --> 01:29:14,840
Speaker 1: got a lot of time, what's your confession for my confessions.

1308
01:29:14,840 --> 01:29:22,439
Speaker 1: I hooked up with my married X over the weekend. Married. Okay, Kevin?

1309
01:29:22,520 --> 01:29:27,120
Speaker 1: You married? No, I'm single? Okay? Is she married? Yeah?

1310
01:29:31,800 --> 01:29:45,080
Speaker 1: Am a degree? Damn? Go ahead, Kevin. The thing was dy.

1311
01:29:45,160 --> 01:29:48,080
Speaker 1: I went out right and went to a certain club

1312
01:29:48,640 --> 01:29:50,599
Speaker 1: and we met up. You know, I was sitting at

1313
01:29:50,600 --> 01:29:52,720
Speaker 1: the barn having a few drinks and she came up

1314
01:29:52,800 --> 01:29:55,280
Speaker 1: and she recognized me. So we got to talking right.

1315
01:29:55,920 --> 01:30:00,800
Speaker 1: So after we left the club, man, man, just hang on,

1316
01:30:00,960 --> 01:30:03,200
Speaker 1: we got to hit all these is carryovers. We'll be

1317
01:30:03,320 --> 01:30:08,400
Speaker 1: right back. You're listening Steven Show. Yo, what's happening? Man?

1318
01:30:08,439 --> 01:30:10,760
Speaker 1: This your man Mike Keps And when I'm riding down

1319
01:30:10,800 --> 01:30:13,240
Speaker 1: the street, I don't listen to nothing but Steve Harvey's

1320
01:30:13,320 --> 01:30:19,600
Speaker 1: Morning Show. All right. I love that we are in

1321
01:30:19,760 --> 01:30:23,200
Speaker 1: Weekend Confessions. We got Kevin still on the line. Yeah. Yeah,

1322
01:30:23,280 --> 01:30:28,280
Speaker 1: that was a line six cat Kevin, Yes, sir, go

1323
01:30:28,360 --> 01:30:32,000
Speaker 1: ahead and finish man. Yeah, Well, like I said, and

1324
01:30:32,120 --> 01:30:33,880
Speaker 1: I got the hotel room. Man, I'm gonna just put

1325
01:30:33,920 --> 01:30:36,439
Speaker 1: it like this, Toment. It was fifty Sage Darker Part two.

1326
01:30:36,920 --> 01:30:41,320
Speaker 1: Just put it like that. You put some work in, didn't, Yes, sir,

1327
01:30:42,520 --> 01:30:45,880
Speaker 1: I don't know how she made me proud? Sir, did

1328
01:30:45,960 --> 01:30:50,400
Speaker 1: you make me proud? Yes? I did, Yes, I did it.

1329
01:30:53,240 --> 01:30:57,280
Speaker 1: Now you're married. That's married, Kevin. No, man, I'm curious, okay,

1330
01:30:58,479 --> 01:31:01,360
Speaker 1: I'm single by me the next day and wants to

1331
01:31:01,439 --> 01:31:03,720
Speaker 1: know if she should tell her husband. I told her

1332
01:31:04,080 --> 01:31:06,200
Speaker 1: that was up to earth and I hung up the phone.

1333
01:31:07,479 --> 01:31:12,080
Speaker 1: No I should tell her. Huh what now? She like? Ah,

1334
01:31:14,240 --> 01:31:16,759
Speaker 1: I want to help you, not Kevin. You don't care. Kevin,

1335
01:31:17,040 --> 01:31:20,160
Speaker 1: you don't care about it. But my thing is that

1336
01:31:20,360 --> 01:31:23,000
Speaker 1: that was on hurt. I was not there looking for it.

1337
01:31:23,040 --> 01:31:31,000
Speaker 1: It h Yeah, a weapon, that's what you think should be. Yeah.

1338
01:31:31,120 --> 01:31:34,560
Speaker 1: You think y'all gonna hook up again? Man? Probably not?

1339
01:31:35,720 --> 01:31:40,679
Speaker 1: Oh okay, after that, after that, tell your husband come in. Yeah.

1340
01:31:40,840 --> 01:31:43,120
Speaker 1: Where If she tells him and he comes looking for you,

1341
01:31:43,600 --> 01:31:47,080
Speaker 1: well he doesn't know where I stared. Soon she might

1342
01:31:47,200 --> 01:31:50,080
Speaker 1: tell him where else. Well I got something fun. If

1343
01:31:50,080 --> 01:31:58,240
Speaker 1: he do sound good on the phone, this is crazy

1344
01:31:58,400 --> 01:32:06,080
Speaker 1: right here. You're done, Kevin, he's done. Be safe. He

1345
01:32:06,200 --> 01:32:10,679
Speaker 1: put is a great work partner. So he's done. We're clear.

1346
01:32:10,800 --> 01:32:15,360
Speaker 1: He's done. Right, all right, Let's go to line four

1347
01:32:15,800 --> 01:32:21,800
Speaker 1: uh and talk to Jonah out of Mississippi. Jonah, good morning,

1348
01:32:21,840 --> 01:32:24,840
Speaker 1: Good morning, how y'all doing his morning? Good morning, good morning?

1349
01:32:24,880 --> 01:32:27,599
Speaker 1: What's your confession? Okay, tom me, you want somebody else?

1350
01:32:27,640 --> 01:32:36,000
Speaker 1: Do you savement? Dog? I'm good. Yes. My partner had

1351
01:32:36,080 --> 01:32:40,280
Speaker 1: me to deliver his mother, I uh, Mother's Day present

1352
01:32:40,360 --> 01:32:44,880
Speaker 1: because he hadn't worked. Okay, I got I got there

1353
01:32:45,280 --> 01:32:48,160
Speaker 1: and I guess she had just got out the shower.

1354
01:32:48,560 --> 01:32:51,519
Speaker 1: She came to the door. She had it fully, I

1355
01:32:51,600 --> 01:32:56,240
Speaker 1: mean she had a big long housecoat. Dog. I gave

1356
01:32:56,280 --> 01:33:00,240
Speaker 1: a little gift and then she said, but you want something,

1357
01:33:00,320 --> 01:33:02,720
Speaker 1: some breakfasts. I said, well, yes, ma'am. I don't you know.

1358
01:33:02,880 --> 01:33:06,439
Speaker 1: I good with that. She picked her plate. I sat

1359
01:33:06,520 --> 01:33:09,320
Speaker 1: down at the nook to eat, and by the time

1360
01:33:09,400 --> 01:33:13,920
Speaker 1: I heard her yeah, and she had burned her hand

1361
01:33:14,040 --> 01:33:18,479
Speaker 1: on the stove. I rushed in and to help her out,

1362
01:33:19,160 --> 01:33:24,120
Speaker 1: and I happened to step on the coach house coach

1363
01:33:25,000 --> 01:33:29,280
Speaker 1: and it came open. Yeah, and uh, I'm like, oh,

1364
01:33:29,400 --> 01:33:32,000
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, and kind of turn her

1365
01:33:32,040 --> 01:33:36,080
Speaker 1: head and she was like, maybe that's okay, but you

1366
01:33:36,280 --> 01:33:39,280
Speaker 1: you act like you ain't never seen a woman before. Yeah.

1367
01:33:39,680 --> 01:33:42,800
Speaker 1: And I'm like, well, yes, yes, ma'am, but no, ma'am

1368
01:33:42,960 --> 01:33:45,519
Speaker 1: you know, and she said, I want to look at

1369
01:33:45,600 --> 01:33:52,720
Speaker 1: don't act and um I put in we can we

1370
01:33:52,800 --> 01:34:01,879
Speaker 1: come back to Jonah the best confession. You're listening. She shout,

1371
01:34:02,920 --> 01:34:05,320
Speaker 1: all right, we're back weekend confessions. We got Jona on

1372
01:34:05,360 --> 01:34:08,439
Speaker 1: the line. Jonah went by his boys mother's house and

1373
01:34:08,560 --> 01:34:11,600
Speaker 1: drove off with Gil. She cooked him some breakfast. She

1374
01:34:11,760 --> 01:34:14,600
Speaker 1: burnt her hand, he stepped on the him of the

1375
01:34:14,680 --> 01:34:18,559
Speaker 1: house coat. Everything came open, and that's where we come

1376
01:34:18,600 --> 01:34:21,200
Speaker 1: back to Jonah to get the rest of the store. Yeah,

1377
01:34:21,320 --> 01:34:23,720
Speaker 1: Jonah was on line for a cat Jonah Line four

1378
01:34:23,880 --> 01:34:27,880
Speaker 1: out of Mississippi, Yester. And after the house coat came open,

1379
01:34:28,000 --> 01:34:31,200
Speaker 1: like I said, she came home to me, and it

1380
01:34:31,400 --> 01:34:34,080
Speaker 1: was more or less like what you're gonna do now?

1381
01:34:34,600 --> 01:34:38,280
Speaker 1: I felt uncomfortable, But after she made the first move

1382
01:34:38,360 --> 01:34:44,280
Speaker 1: and grabbed me, yeah, and it was more like attention. Hey, Yeah,

1383
01:34:45,680 --> 01:34:48,280
Speaker 1: I had to go for one another. And she just

1384
01:34:48,439 --> 01:34:51,000
Speaker 1: kept the burnt hand in the ast the whole time.

1385
01:34:51,880 --> 01:34:55,320
Speaker 1: She has an island in the middle, and she put

1386
01:34:55,360 --> 01:34:58,040
Speaker 1: her hand under the water and threw one leg up

1387
01:34:58,080 --> 01:35:00,400
Speaker 1: on them. So she was taking care of the head

1388
01:35:00,439 --> 01:35:02,680
Speaker 1: and taking care of you at the same time. Yea,

1389
01:35:02,800 --> 01:35:08,920
Speaker 1: So your sir, multi tasking, incredible, Mama. The leg up

1390
01:35:08,960 --> 01:35:13,640
Speaker 1: on the island, that's how long was you over there?

1391
01:35:13,680 --> 01:35:17,639
Speaker 1: How long did this go on? Thy five? Forty five minutes?

1392
01:35:17,920 --> 01:35:21,599
Speaker 1: Go ahead, Jonah, Now that's how you bring over mother's

1393
01:35:21,600 --> 01:35:25,720
Speaker 1: to day president just like that? How does she look there?

1394
01:35:25,960 --> 01:35:31,360
Speaker 1: Attracted lady well preserved for her age? Okay, I ain't

1395
01:35:31,840 --> 01:35:36,040
Speaker 1: like George Wallace's mama. Right the head out of the

1396
01:35:36,960 --> 01:35:42,400
Speaker 1: hold up, Jona. Jonah, you stood up and put in

1397
01:35:42,560 --> 01:35:49,120
Speaker 1: work for forty five minutes. Yes, sir, Well, I'm a man.

1398
01:35:51,960 --> 01:36:03,600
Speaker 1: This boy man, that's right, John. I think Johnna just

1399
01:36:03,720 --> 01:36:08,040
Speaker 1: found freedom, he said, I'm not man what you're talking about?

1400
01:36:09,320 --> 01:36:11,759
Speaker 1: Last time you put it in forty five minutes standing

1401
01:36:11,880 --> 01:36:19,559
Speaker 1: straight upward with a nap I could. Okay, So John,

1402
01:36:19,760 --> 01:36:22,360
Speaker 1: let's talk you. Let's talk about your boy, because this

1403
01:36:22,640 --> 01:36:26,599
Speaker 1: this is one of your partners. What mama right? Yes, sir, yeah,

1404
01:36:26,640 --> 01:36:30,280
Speaker 1: that's I know you feel a little bad about that part. Huh, yes, sir, Yes, sir,

1405
01:36:31,160 --> 01:36:40,640
Speaker 1: you ain't told no no, no, no, I got but

1406
01:36:40,760 --> 01:36:43,800
Speaker 1: are you going back over to Mama's house though I

1407
01:36:44,360 --> 01:36:48,200
Speaker 1: don't know about that one you reckon? You may go then?

1408
01:36:48,439 --> 01:36:53,160
Speaker 1: What it sounds like John Coffy. I mean, if my

1409
01:36:53,240 --> 01:36:55,360
Speaker 1: boy go I have to go with him, if I mean,

1410
01:36:55,400 --> 01:36:58,599
Speaker 1: you know, but other than that, No, but you're gonna

1411
01:36:58,640 --> 01:37:01,040
Speaker 1: tell me when when you're boy go out of town,

1412
01:37:01,200 --> 01:37:04,000
Speaker 1: you might not slide back by that. Just check on him.

1413
01:37:04,600 --> 01:37:10,080
Speaker 1: My dad sounds like John Coffee, like the drink Suhill.

1414
01:37:10,680 --> 01:37:21,040
Speaker 1: No sucking over there for real, played to the rest

1415
01:37:21,080 --> 01:37:23,160
Speaker 1: of the you know his ship blins. I mean, you know,

1416
01:37:23,280 --> 01:37:26,439
Speaker 1: if I keep popping up like that? Oh yeah, So

1417
01:37:27,080 --> 01:37:28,400
Speaker 1: what would you do if he asked you to take

1418
01:37:28,439 --> 01:37:30,000
Speaker 1: something else back over to his mama? You just have

1419
01:37:30,120 --> 01:37:34,880
Speaker 1: a fit. Can't over him? You can't do that? Yeah,

1420
01:37:34,880 --> 01:37:36,760
Speaker 1: I might have to make an excuse up. I don't

1421
01:37:36,880 --> 01:37:41,320
Speaker 1: I don't know well, you know, I just I don't knowe.

1422
01:37:42,040 --> 01:37:46,160
Speaker 1: How is his mama? Man? She between fifty five and

1423
01:37:46,520 --> 01:37:51,040
Speaker 1: sixty Oh them good number boy, and she's well preserved

1424
01:37:51,120 --> 01:37:57,639
Speaker 1: for her age. Yes, yes, thirty nine. You're the man.

1425
01:37:58,240 --> 01:38:02,200
Speaker 1: You're the man, goes in the fifty five forty five

1426
01:38:02,320 --> 01:38:12,120
Speaker 1: minutes your record, He said he didn't know. Sure. I

1427
01:38:12,280 --> 01:38:14,320
Speaker 1: had to give it how he could understand it. When

1428
01:38:14,360 --> 01:38:22,720
Speaker 1: you reckon, you may go back, well maybe gotrectly after while, right,

1429
01:38:23,000 --> 01:38:25,080
Speaker 1: but you has been a little while ago. For I

1430
01:38:25,160 --> 01:38:32,200
Speaker 1: went there. You got anything to take over your mama house,

1431
01:38:32,840 --> 01:38:37,680
Speaker 1: I ain't doing that. I live, will not be forth right.

1432
01:38:39,880 --> 01:38:41,720
Speaker 1: You gonna tell you said I live, will not be

1433
01:38:41,960 --> 01:38:48,720
Speaker 1: forth right about it. Save slave and talented man. He

1434
01:38:48,800 --> 01:38:51,000
Speaker 1: just made it. He just made freedom to family. That

1435
01:38:51,080 --> 01:38:53,600
Speaker 1: stuff must be good. Turn him to a slave with

1436
01:38:53,800 --> 01:39:01,559
Speaker 1: the guard. Ain't gonna hush the leg up on that island.

1437
01:39:02,800 --> 01:39:15,080
Speaker 1: No suck, Jone, your real name is John Confident? Okay,

1438
01:39:17,479 --> 01:39:21,120
Speaker 1: Jone is my name? Man. I don't know him to

1439
01:39:21,160 --> 01:39:23,280
Speaker 1: give advice, man, but you ought at least swing back

1440
01:39:23,320 --> 01:39:25,160
Speaker 1: a couple of times to check on mama. Man. Just

1441
01:39:25,280 --> 01:39:29,400
Speaker 1: make sure see how mama doing. Get you some more breakfast,

1442
01:39:29,960 --> 01:39:32,439
Speaker 1: and get that leg hiked up on that on that island.

1443
01:39:32,520 --> 01:39:36,960
Speaker 1: One more tap. Oh, I'm supposed to be turning out,

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Speaker 1: not getting turned out. You're going to back over there

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Speaker 1: and stop laying you know what? Calling from there right

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Speaker 1: now in the kitchen. It's just crazy. She upstairs and

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Speaker 1: some ups or so that leg. What did you say?

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Speaker 1: What does she get back with that prescription? It's gonna

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Speaker 1: be okay. That's your profession of your chance. I appreciate

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Speaker 1: your collar, man, I have a good day, all right,

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Speaker 1: I reckon, I reckons. We will hush now, hush man. Okay,

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Speaker 1: it was a good day, A good day. It was

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Speaker 1: a good day. One thing about it. Afterwards, though, I

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Speaker 1: don't feels no waste time, long lined, I steal those

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Speaker 1: feels no waste time. Come on, Jane Cleveland couple. I

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Speaker 1: didn't die though. We keep the call. For all Steve

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