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Speaker 2: Okay, wait, wait though, Jose, Hey, welcome to the full show.

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Speaker 3: By the way, we will get.

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Speaker 2: It started in just a second, but we do want

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Speaker 2: to read some wonderful comments from you.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 2: When you comment, either it's on social at Brooke and Jeffrey,

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Speaker 2: or you can text into seven eight five nine two,

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Speaker 2: or just leave a comment on Spotify.

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Speaker 1: These ones come from Spotify. LJ.

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Speaker 2: Rowe and said, I started listening to you guys two

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Speaker 2: years ago when my son was born. I listened to

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Speaker 2: so many episodes Rocking that Baby to sleep.

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Speaker 4: You.

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Speaker 1: Now I'm here with my second child doing the same thing.

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Speaker 3: I'm helping raise a kid.

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Speaker 5: Okay, okay, hold on, no, no, it's not going to

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Speaker 1: Okay, here's the thing.

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Speaker 6: LJ.

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Speaker 1: Jose always made my children cry.

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Speaker 7: I don't know you.

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Speaker 1: Share that photo again, Jose you holding you holding Nora

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Speaker 1: when she's a baby.

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Speaker 8: She's never cried harder.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So thank you again. We've got a great show

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Speaker 2: plan for you. We've got a brand new second date update.

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Speaker 1: And what's on your mind?

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Speaker 2: I gotta say, is today is a very special treat

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Speaker 2: that someone has a link to Kim Kardashian. Yeah, I'm

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Speaker 2: just saying you got you gotta stick with us to

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Speaker 2: hear it. The full show starts right now.

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Speaker 9: It's not too late to support families affected by the

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Speaker 9: LA wildfires. You can still go to Brook Andjeffrey dot

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Speaker 9: com get your merch for a cause T shirt or

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Speaker 9: sweatshirt and one hundred percent of the proceeds go straight

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Speaker 9: to Convoy of Hope.

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Speaker 3: And the new design is so good it is.

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Speaker 1: Thank you and thank you for all the feedback. It's

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Speaker 1: been fantastic to hear that you love it too, all the.

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Speaker 9: Stuff that's definitely not written by Brooks family. First time

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Speaker 9: to write Brook and Jeffrey in the morning, but in

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Speaker 9: the news today. An interesting study just came out and

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Speaker 9: we all know that men have hardened exteriors. Like everyone

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Speaker 9: in this room is looking at me right now thinking, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 9: he's hard. It has a two dollars steak that guy.

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Speaker 9: Nothing can penetrate that songbird's heart.

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Speaker 9: I know you're I'm just reading your minds. It's okay,

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Speaker 9: but surprising new research has found guys actually fall in

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Speaker 9: know that wasn't the case with Brooke and her husband.

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Speaker 9: She had to basically caveman him and drag him back

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Speaker 2: They do you know how many men before him were

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Speaker 2: like God, shut off.

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Speaker 1: I can't even tell you.

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Speaker 9: Go back to your side of the family.

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Speaker 9: But research says the average love progression for females is

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Speaker 8: Days on seven years. For me, I find her, I fall.

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Speaker 9: Cycle, but it doesn't track with the rest of the research,

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Speaker 8: That's not me.

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Speaker 12: In fact, many young males will be head over heels

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Speaker 9: For example, women are totally obsessed with the shock collar

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Speaker 11: Because of digital Jake.

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Speaker 9: Sorry, ladies, get in line behind Brook's mom. That's a

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Speaker 11: Here we go.

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Speaker 7: Happy National Scott Day.

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Speaker 4: Scott.

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Speaker 7: That's right, March fifth is the day we celebrate all

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Speaker 1: Not like Scottish people. No, you're talking about people named Scott.

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Speaker 7: Scott the co worker who always microwaves fish for lunch,

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Speaker 7: Today we're going bigger than your average Scott. We're talking

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Speaker 7: Great Scott Edition of twenty of twenty. Yeah, all right,

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Speaker 11: I can't think of a shingle Scott.

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Speaker 3: In my personal life.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if only I knew.

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Speaker 7: Alexis said, Scott Jones. That is incorrect. His name was

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Speaker 9: So his first name doesn't have to be Scott. It

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Speaker 1: It's your turn, okay, seventeen my lucky.

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Speaker 7: Number, Jeffrey's lucky number.

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Speaker 1: How dare you?

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Speaker 15: Brook?

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Speaker 7: A legendary sidekick, he helped win six championships, but wasn't

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Speaker 7: Brook said, Scottie Pippin, that's correct.

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Speaker 15: I knew.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, played the Chicago Bulls down. She's rebound.

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Speaker 3: She's doing lucky tonight.

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Speaker 7: If Michael's listening, Oh God, think about Scottie Pippin.

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Speaker 1: Jose, it's your turn.

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Speaker 7: I'm going to go to number two. Jose. He turned

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Speaker 8: Scott? And he's funny and.

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Speaker 7: You're describing all Scott's right, more specific?

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Speaker 9: God, Scott, Scott.

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Speaker 11: Why are we so excited to remember?

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Speaker 7: All right, Jeffrey, it's your turn.

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Speaker 11: Okay, I'll take a backwards four.

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Speaker 7: Interesting Jeffrey, this Olympic gold medalist made back flips on

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Speaker 9: Back flips on ice. I'm feeling really disappointed with myself

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Speaker 7: Scott m is incorrect. His name is Scott Hamilton. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 7: around the round to Brook and Jose. The two Scott's left, Brook,

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Speaker 7: I need a number three three Brook. This is a

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Speaker 13: What Scott is that man?

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Speaker 7: What's ant man's name?

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Speaker 1: My son loves a man.

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Speaker 3: It's a good movie. I heard it is Paul Rudd.

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Speaker 7: House out? He said, Scott Grikowski. That is the worst

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Speaker 17: I'm the superhero played.

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Speaker 7: By Paul Rudd. Brook got everything but the thing I

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Speaker 8: My name sat Scott Bologno.

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Speaker 9: I never told you, guys, this was destined for you.

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Speaker 8: Think just because of her answer, I gotta go Bro.

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Speaker 15: Up in just a few minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 9: This is weird, but lately I've been getting contacted by

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Speaker 9: It's not because of all the questionable dating advice that

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Speaker 9: the fact that we're grown adults still doing juvenile prank

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm never gonna grow up.

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Speaker 9: While all of those are very concerning, the mental health

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Speaker 11: Share about our lives.

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Speaker 9: Apparently they're so disturbing they want to feature us in

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Speaker 9: We're not giving you any brain fodder to analyze because

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Speaker 11: Straight to the air during a brand new What's on

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Speaker 9: My neighbor's diary, said I don't respect other people's boundaries,

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Speaker 13: Not true.

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Speaker 9: Okay, I have high boundary awareness, especially when I ask

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Speaker 1: I don't know how.

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Speaker 9: And if you don't have his number, text into Jose

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Speaker 9: It twos No, alexis what's been on your mind?

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Speaker 14: I visited one of my friends over the weekend that

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Speaker 3: She apologized for everything.

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Speaker 3: Sorry man? And I've been telling this story to my

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Speaker 18: Yea, and they say that's how they feel about me.

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Speaker 18: I'm on an apology diet. I'm not saying sorry for

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Speaker 2: It okay, Eternally, remember I started half, all right, Jeffrey,

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Speaker 19: Sorry?

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Speaker 1: Not sorry.

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Speaker 20: My dad is.

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Speaker 9: Getting older now, so he's working part time and volunteers

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Speaker 11: Well, wait to hear the story.

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Speaker 9: It turns out he's doing sea lion rescue in southern California.

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Speaker 2: You never know.

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Speaker 11: She dates all sorts of guys.

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Speaker 8: Her scale is wise.

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Speaker 11: If you're going from Pete.

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Speaker 9: Davidson to my dad, it's not exactly a step down.

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Speaker 8: I mean totally.

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Speaker 1: That's a lovely man.

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Speaker 3: Why are we giving out Jose's number?

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Speaker 6: That number?

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Speaker 9: Absolutely not with respect for pulling Kim K's number down

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Speaker 9: what's been on your mind?

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Speaker 11: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. It's Brook and

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Speaker 8: Everyone calls someone out in your head.

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Speaker 9: Though I know, I'm pretty sure you're talking about Chicken

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Speaker 9: Another text says, just listening to the podcast from a

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Speaker 9: and Ge that's so awesome, Lilli and should be reminded

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Speaker 1: There's recording, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 11: You can't forget that.

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Speaker 9: Another text says, hey, guys, Jessica here, I've been listening

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Speaker 11: I've never laughed so hard at a radio station in

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Speaker 1: Radio station. Yeah, I'm going to be worried about her

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Speaker 11: You're laughing at the.

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Speaker 9: Radio station for employing us, right, because I agree? Question

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Speaker 15: Two brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 9: You know, I was thinking about this the other day

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Speaker 9: on our segment Battle of the Tinder Dates, whoa.

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Speaker 11: Do you think would win? Who of us would have

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Speaker 9: I mean Brook, she's got the fake tooth guy. Oh yeah,

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Speaker 9: Alexis found out that she was dating the same dude

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Speaker 11: It's like most of her stories.

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Speaker 9: Remember I took that date to Nobu in Miami and

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Speaker 13: Oh by no, and the parking.

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Speaker 11: Lot was in the rear. I had a guy not

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Speaker 9: It's a toss up, we'll say, And whoever's on the

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Speaker 15: One dating app.

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Speaker 14: Then, dares you guys swipe right the question is whose

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Speaker 15: It's Battle of the Tinder Dates.

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Speaker 20: It's the hot dating game show that President Franklin Roosevelt

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Speaker 11: Say hello to dead bird Edward.

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Speaker 1: I'm just hoping that you found the pigeons already dead. Yeah,

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Speaker 9: No comment from Edward on that one. And in the

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Speaker 9: But here's how the game works. One contestant will start

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Speaker 9: We're going back and forth for three rounds till we

457
00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:53,760
Speaker 9: declare a winner. We're gonna kick it off with dead

458
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:57,359
Speaker 9: Bird Edward. Let's do it all right.

459
00:21:57,520 --> 00:22:01,080
Speaker 4: So took the lady to a nice restaurant, and when

460
00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:03,480
Speaker 4: I went to the bathroom, I told her to order

461
00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,520
Speaker 4: whatever she wants. You do, get what you want. A

462
00:22:06,560 --> 00:22:10,960
Speaker 4: little later, food comes out, and then more food comes out,

463
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:14,040
Speaker 4: and then even more food comes out.

464
00:22:14,200 --> 00:22:17,800
Speaker 1: Oh man, we always know one person who orders like

465
00:22:17,880 --> 00:22:18,720
Speaker 1: this at a restaurant.

466
00:22:19,920 --> 00:22:24,680
Speaker 4: Apparently she ordered everything on the menu. Oh, he said.

467
00:22:25,119 --> 00:22:27,480
Speaker 4: I couldn't decide, so I just got it all.

468
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:30,960
Speaker 8: You'resed to literally.

469
00:22:31,480 --> 00:22:33,520
Speaker 11: Everything, Cassandra, can you beat that?

470
00:22:34,040 --> 00:22:37,359
Speaker 21: I'm got a guy to some drinks and we sat down.

471
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:39,920
Speaker 21: He asked me if I had it the credit score.

472
00:22:41,320 --> 00:22:44,480
Speaker 11: He asked about your credit score, Yes, he did.

473
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:47,320
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean I've heard a lot of people like

474
00:22:47,440 --> 00:22:49,359
Speaker 2: want to know that in the dating world.

475
00:22:49,560 --> 00:22:52,440
Speaker 21: I understand that, but usually girls asked that question. But

476
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:54,960
Speaker 21: he asked me, and I just said yeah, like ooh,

477
00:22:55,080 --> 00:22:59,080
Speaker 21: yes I do. And then he whipped out some papers

478
00:23:00,119 --> 00:23:01,880
Speaker 21: he need to meet a code sign on the car.

479
00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:03,879
Speaker 21: Whoa believe me?

480
00:23:05,480 --> 00:23:07,960
Speaker 2: See now you're the half owner of a really cool

481
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:08,880
Speaker 2: Honda Accord.

482
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:14,640
Speaker 21: Look him. My name is Cassandra, not your mama.

483
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:21,320
Speaker 9: I heard the bell, which means we're on the round too,

484
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:22,720
Speaker 9: so Edward tossing it back to you.

485
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:26,800
Speaker 4: Okay, So I invited a girl for a first date.

486
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:29,480
Speaker 4: And now I've a decent apartment. It's pretty nice apartment

487
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:32,440
Speaker 4: where you need to inswer the code for the elevators

488
00:23:32,480 --> 00:23:33,399
Speaker 4: and in doors and.

489
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,640
Speaker 11: Right, wow, got locks and everything.

490
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:39,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, it's a sa place. I made a

491
00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:41,960
Speaker 4: mistake of giving them to her one day when she

492
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:42,800
Speaker 4: came into my place.

493
00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:44,600
Speaker 9: You you gave the girl that you went out with

494
00:23:44,760 --> 00:23:45,960
Speaker 9: all the codes to your building.

495
00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:48,479
Speaker 4: Yeah, the actress code to get there.

496
00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:50,000
Speaker 3: Oh you were too lazy to go downstairs.

497
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:52,399
Speaker 1: That's what it is.

498
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:53,440
Speaker 9: I feel you on that ever.

499
00:23:53,640 --> 00:23:56,680
Speaker 19: Anyway, so things don't work out between is. But I

500
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:59,280
Speaker 19: see her my place the next week. You she was

501
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:01,920
Speaker 19: using my artment gym to work out.

502
00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:04,119
Speaker 22: Smart dude.

503
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:07,439
Speaker 4: So another time I'm seen her there with playing pool

504
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:08,280
Speaker 4: with her friends.

505
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:11,600
Speaker 11: And did she actually move into the building.

506
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:14,560
Speaker 4: Yeah, so she never moved in, but like, I'm pretty

507
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:18,840
Speaker 4: sure she got engaged and used my party room to celebrate.

508
00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:22,960
Speaker 9: Still with your coach's using the guest parking in.

509
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:26,159
Speaker 11: The garage, Cassandra, time to CounterPunch.

510
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:30,679
Speaker 21: It's some guy invited me to rooftop for drinks.

511
00:24:31,400 --> 00:24:32,639
Speaker 8: Rooftops are fun.

512
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,719
Speaker 21: Yeah, but when I got there it was an elementary

513
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:40,000
Speaker 21: school parking lot. I'm like, okay, what And then we

514
00:24:40,119 --> 00:24:43,679
Speaker 21: went to the rooftop of the elementary school. He had

515
00:24:43,800 --> 00:24:46,959
Speaker 21: long tears, he had little flowers. Some wine.

516
00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:48,720
Speaker 8: Actually turn to be nice.

517
00:24:48,960 --> 00:24:51,080
Speaker 17: It would have been cute if I was thirteen.

518
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:55,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, elementary school is not good.

519
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:57,280
Speaker 8: You should have gone high school.

520
00:24:57,440 --> 00:25:01,280
Speaker 11: Yeah cool, yeah yeah. The thirty final round. We need

521
00:25:01,320 --> 00:25:02,520
Speaker 11: your best stories here.

522
00:25:02,680 --> 00:25:05,320
Speaker 4: So I've got this. I'm winning. I'm winning with this one,

523
00:25:05,400 --> 00:25:07,920
Speaker 4: all right, take it away. I showed up to the

524
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,920
Speaker 4: barn me the girl I walked in.

525
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:14,560
Speaker 19: Everyone there just started clapping and congratulating me. I was like,

526
00:25:14,840 --> 00:25:19,560
Speaker 19: I was beyond confused exactly. They were like cheering, hey, congrats,

527
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:24,040
Speaker 19: and she comes up to me goes, hey, I'm so sorry.

528
00:25:24,600 --> 00:25:27,680
Speaker 19: I just came back to my hometown and after being

529
00:25:27,760 --> 00:25:31,520
Speaker 19: gone for a few years, I told all my friends

530
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:33,320
Speaker 19: and family that I'm engaged.

531
00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:37,040
Speaker 1: Oh oh god, wait, so people think she's engaged to you?

532
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:39,359
Speaker 4: Yes, exactly.

533
00:25:39,720 --> 00:25:42,160
Speaker 8: Wow, She's back the whole night.

534
00:25:42,160 --> 00:25:48,160
Speaker 19: Making them storries about how we met. Yes, weirdest date ever,

535
00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:48,840
Speaker 19: hands down.

536
00:25:49,240 --> 00:25:51,040
Speaker 2: I'm sure she made up some horror story about how

537
00:25:51,040 --> 00:25:52,480
Speaker 2: you broke her heart and everyone hates you.

538
00:25:54,440 --> 00:25:55,920
Speaker 11: Cassandra. Here it is last shot.

539
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:59,560
Speaker 21: I went on a date with the homeboy and I

540
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 21: woke and I said, I'm here to meet Jerome. Sorry,

541
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:06,639
Speaker 21: Jerome the hostess ROTI.

542
00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:09,080
Speaker 1: I at the restaurant.

543
00:26:09,359 --> 00:26:11,760
Speaker 21: Yeah, I don't know what's wrong. But she took me

544
00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:15,600
Speaker 21: to the back and dal was in the back and

545
00:26:15,760 --> 00:26:17,240
Speaker 21: he was walking on a treadmill.

546
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:21,080
Speaker 1: Wait, dnes on a treadmill in the back of a restaurant.

547
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,440
Speaker 21: Yes, yes, I was like, what's going on?

548
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:25,080
Speaker 4: He said, yeah, boy, this with me.

549
00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:26,880
Speaker 1: He brought a treadmill with him.

550
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:30,879
Speaker 21: Yeah, he's gonna walk in treadmill because the family he

551
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:32,000
Speaker 21: didn't get a step th in.

552
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:36,480
Speaker 3: Tell that man he could walk in place.

553
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:42,560
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, let's lug around a sixty pound treadmill.

554
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:43,560
Speaker 11: Like a true man.

555
00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:45,880
Speaker 8: Can I get a table by the window and ten

556
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:47,160
Speaker 8: feet of space so I can.

557
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:52,879
Speaker 9: Put that means the matches over judges, we need to

558
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:53,200
Speaker 9: score it.

559
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:56,359
Speaker 14: Alexis, I'm going Edward for the girl with your apartment

560
00:26:56,400 --> 00:26:58,240
Speaker 14: coached Brook.

561
00:26:58,480 --> 00:26:59,959
Speaker 1: I can't get over dude on a treadmill.

562
00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:01,159
Speaker 11: Okay, tie it up.

563
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:02,679
Speaker 9: Jose gets the final choice.

564
00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:04,160
Speaker 8: I'm going with treadmill guy.

565
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:04,880
Speaker 15: Wow.

566
00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:12,359
Speaker 9: Surprise upset Jane Vonja Cassandra, you are lonely data of

567
00:27:12,440 --> 00:27:13,040
Speaker 9: the week.

568
00:27:14,760 --> 00:27:21,320
Speaker 1: Wow, Jane Fonda.

569
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:25,680
Speaker 9: Okay, okay, I don't know what you're drinking this morning, Cassandra.

570
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:27,440
Speaker 9: That definitely send them over to the studio.

571
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:31,439
Speaker 21: Then, okay, next time.

572
00:27:31,320 --> 00:27:33,000
Speaker 9: Seven five, nine two. If you want to appear on

573
00:27:33,040 --> 00:27:35,000
Speaker 9: the next edition of Battle of the Tinder Dates, your

574
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:38,280
Speaker 9: phone TAP's coming up right after this freaking Jeffrey in

575
00:27:38,320 --> 00:27:42,639
Speaker 9: the morning, aside from radio host, what's the most boring

576
00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 9: job in the.

577
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:48,440
Speaker 1: World, I say accountant, but my mom would argue against that.

578
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:55,200
Speaker 9: Yeah, paint drying, assistant manager, the main just the assistant

579
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:57,080
Speaker 9: or paper clip counter.

580
00:27:57,440 --> 00:27:59,640
Speaker 11: Professionally, those auld be my guesses.

581
00:28:00,080 --> 00:28:00,960
Speaker 8: A computer would do that.

582
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:03,359
Speaker 9: I don't know, but apparently working front desk at a

583
00:28:03,480 --> 00:28:07,680
Speaker 9: roadside motel can also be pretty tedious, especially when you

584
00:28:07,760 --> 00:28:08,840
Speaker 9: don't have a lot of customers.

585
00:28:08,880 --> 00:28:10,960
Speaker 1: Coming through or paper clips account sure.

586
00:28:11,240 --> 00:28:13,359
Speaker 9: And I say that because the roommate of a guy

587
00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:16,080
Speaker 9: who works that exact job reached out saying, can you

588
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:19,399
Speaker 9: please do anything to help spice up my roommate's day

589
00:28:19,440 --> 00:28:23,080
Speaker 9: where he works eight hours staring out the window of

590
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:24,080
Speaker 9: a motel.

591
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:26,560
Speaker 1: So he could clean a counter or two.

592
00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:28,200
Speaker 8: I'm just said.

593
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:31,600
Speaker 11: Exactly, so we're going to try to help him out.

594
00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:32,080
Speaker 9: In your phone.

595
00:28:32,119 --> 00:28:39,600
Speaker 22: Tap right now, all travel lodge, This is Will.

596
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:44,400
Speaker 13: If it's the motel, I to ay.

597
00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:47,160
Speaker 4: Too, Yes it is.

598
00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:48,480
Speaker 17: Are you looking at book a room?

599
00:28:49,040 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 13: Oh no, no, no, thank you?

600
00:28:52,880 --> 00:28:54,720
Speaker 17: Okay, Well how can I help you?

601
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:57,560
Speaker 13: Well, I like to book a room clean?

602
00:28:58,640 --> 00:28:59,960
Speaker 17: Oh you do want to book a room? All right,

603
00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:02,640
Speaker 17: that's what I said. Can I get a name for

604
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 17: the reservation?

605
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:07,480
Speaker 13: My name is Edward, but my friends call me Steady Eddie.

606
00:29:08,240 --> 00:29:10,480
Speaker 17: Okay, I'm Edward. When are you looking to stay with us?

607
00:29:11,120 --> 00:29:15,040
Speaker 13: Well it's tonight, but I do have a particular request.

608
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 4: Okay.

609
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 6: Yeah.

610
00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 13: So like my parents Doug and Dorothy, their first day

611
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,800
Speaker 13: was at your motel, like thirty years ago or forty

612
00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 13: years they're super old. Okay, that's actually where I was conceived.

613
00:29:32,440 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 13: Oh right, amazing, Right anywhere seeing with on the ground floor.

614
00:29:41,840 --> 00:29:44,320
Speaker 13: And I don't mean like on the ground well maybe

615
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:47,720
Speaker 13: actually knowing my mom, I haven't I I mean it

616
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:50,800
Speaker 13: was the room one one four and I have been

617
00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:53,560
Speaker 13: back there many many times just to check it out.

618
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 17: So that's that's the room that you're wanting them one

619
00:29:57,240 --> 00:29:59,880
Speaker 17: one four is oh oh no, oh gosh.

620
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:06,680
Speaker 13: Actually I like the room next to it. Please, that's

621
00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:07,960
Speaker 13: room one one six.

622
00:30:10,120 --> 00:30:14,040
Speaker 22: Let me make sure and theven Why because.

623
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:16,120
Speaker 13: My parents just left the house and they're heading your

624
00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 13: way right now.

625
00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:17,840
Speaker 23: We do.

626
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:19,719
Speaker 4: Right now.

627
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:21,640
Speaker 13: We don't have a lot of time here. So if

628
00:30:21,680 --> 00:30:24,040
Speaker 13: I if I can get into one sixteen, then I'd

629
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:31,440
Speaker 13: like to listen listen to Yeah, I've always wondered because

630
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:33,920
Speaker 13: you know, like I wasn't there back then.

631
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:40,520
Speaker 22: Okay about this when you get here, if the room's

632
00:30:40,560 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 22: booked or not?

633
00:30:41,200 --> 00:30:43,480
Speaker 4: Okay, No, I don't make.

634
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:47,360
Speaker 13: Sure there's no perverts or any freak shows ahead of me.

635
00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 13: You know, Oh, is there a way that I could

636
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:51,800
Speaker 13: send some oysters to the room.

637
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:54,840
Speaker 17: This is a motel. We don't have oysters here.

638
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:59,240
Speaker 13: Maybe a couple of slim gyms get the party started.

639
00:30:58,960 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 9: You know.

640
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:02,840
Speaker 17: Yeah, don't do anything like that. No room service, No

641
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 17: sending anything to rip.

642
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:06,200
Speaker 13: Sorry, Okay, well fine, what if I go to the

643
00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 13: front desk and I bring some pineapple juice? Can you

644
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,680
Speaker 13: just drop off with them and say it's from their

645
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:11,280
Speaker 13: little boy.

646
00:31:11,680 --> 00:31:14,760
Speaker 17: No, I can't do that. I'm gonna I'm gonna level

647
00:31:14,800 --> 00:31:15,800
Speaker 17: with you here. I'm gona be honest.

648
00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 22: Yeah, your parents probably just want a knight to themselves

649
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:21,800
Speaker 22: and don't need anything extra from there.

650
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,760
Speaker 13: I've been with them for thirty years. I've never left

651
00:31:24,800 --> 00:31:27,600
Speaker 13: the house without them. They're gonna be scared without them.

652
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:27,840
Speaker 23: Things.

653
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,000
Speaker 22: You need to give your parents some privacy.

654
00:31:32,800 --> 00:31:35,960
Speaker 13: And what you're saying, you want me to drop off

655
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 13: some blindfolds. You're clinking. No, No, that's not clinkery doomed.

656
00:31:41,680 --> 00:31:42,160
Speaker 15: That, dame.

657
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:45,200
Speaker 17: No, I am not saying that. Please do not bring

658
00:31:45,280 --> 00:31:45,920
Speaker 17: blind holes.

659
00:31:46,320 --> 00:31:48,920
Speaker 13: I do actually have an exact replica of the Indiana

660
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:51,320
Speaker 13: Jones whip. I don't know if my dad knows how

661
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:54,000
Speaker 13: to use it, and I could damp to me.

662
00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:58,200
Speaker 22: You've not come here, Okay, just stay away. Okay, Well,

663
00:31:58,240 --> 00:32:00,200
Speaker 22: I have other customers and I need to help them

664
00:32:00,280 --> 00:32:00,520
Speaker 22: right now.

665
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:04,640
Speaker 13: Oh sure, other customers, like you mean, like the perverts.

666
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:07,200
Speaker 13: I like Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. I'm at

667
00:32:07,240 --> 00:32:09,720
Speaker 13: Brooks in the motel right now, checking on theories and

668
00:32:09,920 --> 00:32:13,080
Speaker 13: slim gyms and checking out all the rooms, listening for

669
00:32:13,440 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 13: sure for my parents.

670
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:17,080
Speaker 17: I have been on the phone with you for long enough.

671
00:32:17,160 --> 00:32:18,160
Speaker 17: I have other customers.

672
00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:21,120
Speaker 13: I need to take care of your roommate. Freddy said,

673
00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:22,960
Speaker 13: you've been so bored lately. That's why he need to

674
00:32:23,000 --> 00:32:24,440
Speaker 13: set you up for this prank phone call.

675
00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:28,520
Speaker 17: Wait, how do you know my roommate? How do you

676
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 17: know Freddy?

677
00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:31,920
Speaker 5: Because this is actually jose from the radio show brook

678
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:34,280
Speaker 5: and Jeffrey in the Morning, and we're doing a phonetop man.

679
00:32:34,680 --> 00:32:37,400
Speaker 11: Freddy said, you out wait wait are you wait?

680
00:32:37,560 --> 00:32:38,640
Speaker 17: So Freddy did this?

681
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 5: Yeah, Freddy said, you've been super bored at your job.

682
00:32:41,280 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 5: Every time you come home. You're like, Doug, nothing is

683
00:32:43,440 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 5: happening at my job.

684
00:32:44,760 --> 00:32:48,520
Speaker 21: Like I was, like, who who listen much?

685
00:32:49,040 --> 00:32:51,920
Speaker 13: Excuse me? Excuse me. I wouldn't say weird. Some people

686
00:32:51,960 --> 00:32:53,360
Speaker 13: are very close to their family.

687
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:55,239
Speaker 17: I'm gonna have nightmares now.

688
00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 13: Well, I'm going to be sleeping knife and sleep in

689
00:32:57,960 --> 00:32:59,760
Speaker 13: room one sixteen next to my parents.

690
00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:02,240
Speaker 17: Okay, you're you're a little too good at that.

691
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:07,480
Speaker 15: Wake up every morning was fum tabs weekday mornings on

692
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:10,480
Speaker 15: the Twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

693
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:15,360
Speaker 11: What are you willing to do for someone before a

694
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 11: first date?

695
00:33:17,320 --> 00:33:17,720
Speaker 8: Before?

696
00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 9: Clean your apartment always Bro's guess, buy a new outfit,

697
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:29,080
Speaker 9: Maybe break up with your husband. WHOA wait, Brooke would

698
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:31,520
Speaker 9: give that some major considerations.

699
00:33:31,560 --> 00:33:34,880
Speaker 1: Breaking up, right, I talked to him about it.

700
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 11: Yeah, that's probably a good call.

701
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:39,960
Speaker 9: But today one of our listeners made a huge ask,

702
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:43,560
Speaker 9: a request that we've never heard before on the show,

703
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:46,840
Speaker 9: telling a guy if he wanted any shot at going

704
00:33:46,920 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 9: out with her, he'd have to do this first, and

705
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:54,360
Speaker 9: we couldn't believe he actually went through with it. You're

706
00:33:54,440 --> 00:33:57,120
Speaker 9: gonna find out in your second date update right after

707
00:33:57,240 --> 00:34:02,880
Speaker 9: this second date update. Is it okay to request something

708
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:03,800
Speaker 9: on a first date?

709
00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:07,680
Speaker 1: What like a restaurant you like or like.

710
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:10,600
Speaker 9: Some girls may want to request you pay for the

711
00:34:10,719 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 9: uber home, or guys might request that you split the

712
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:15,279
Speaker 9: bill with them.

713
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:15,800
Speaker 1: Okay.

714
00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:21,360
Speaker 9: I always request complete and total anonymity. That's why I

715
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:23,680
Speaker 9: wear a Lucha Libre mask when I meet them at

716
00:34:23,680 --> 00:34:27,120
Speaker 9: the gas station, because I will not be sharing my

717
00:34:27,200 --> 00:34:30,000
Speaker 9: real identity with you, and you have to be okay

718
00:34:30,080 --> 00:34:31,080
Speaker 9: with you mysterio.

719
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:33,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, you really need to change up that mask because

720
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:33,920
Speaker 1: everybody knows it now.

721
00:34:35,120 --> 00:34:38,360
Speaker 9: The thing is is everybody everybody has their thing, and

722
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:43,840
Speaker 9: our listener Natella not Natella. Natella says she has a

723
00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 9: request in her dating profile and isn't sure if maybe

724
00:34:47,520 --> 00:34:50,680
Speaker 9: it caused a problem with her getting another hangout, So

725
00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:51,919
Speaker 9: let's welcome to the show.

726
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:52,960
Speaker 11: Natella.

727
00:34:53,680 --> 00:34:55,480
Speaker 6: Hi, guys, it's like if it.

728
00:34:55,520 --> 00:34:57,719
Speaker 2: Was in your dating profile, it'd be hard to get

729
00:34:57,719 --> 00:34:59,200
Speaker 2: the first hangout, not a second.

730
00:34:59,280 --> 00:35:01,839
Speaker 8: One IoT literally spelled.

731
00:35:01,520 --> 00:35:04,080
Speaker 6: Out, well, yeah, there's a part there that you can

732
00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:06,800
Speaker 6: put your voice prompt and you can record your answers.

733
00:35:07,400 --> 00:35:09,319
Speaker 9: Yeah, instead of just like typing it out, they can

734
00:35:09,360 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 9: actually hear what you.

735
00:35:10,239 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 3: Sound like the time they're bad.

736
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:15,279
Speaker 9: But I'm sure that's not the case with not.

737
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:16,120
Speaker 3: To I'm sure not.

738
00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:21,440
Speaker 6: I mean, you guys, tell me. The prop says, all

739
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:24,640
Speaker 6: I ask is that you and then my answer is

740
00:35:25,480 --> 00:35:27,600
Speaker 6: all I ask is that you don't have a beard.

741
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:28,840
Speaker 1: Don't have a beard?

742
00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:29,359
Speaker 11: No beard?

743
00:35:29,480 --> 00:35:29,839
Speaker 21: A beard?

744
00:35:30,400 --> 00:35:32,920
Speaker 11: Why even if a guy did have a beer to

745
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:36,759
Speaker 11: be like, is there a reason? It's very specific.

746
00:35:37,280 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 6: I just don't like the beard. I mean, kissing a

747
00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:42,200
Speaker 6: guy with the beard. I've done it before and what.

748
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:45,160
Speaker 2: About Jeff is literally playing with his beard as he's

749
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:48,160
Speaker 2: talking to and just stop for my.

750
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 14: Roommate right now has a like a breakout from making

751
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:51,359
Speaker 14: out the guy with a beard?

752
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:55,600
Speaker 3: How hard does she push somebody's face?

753
00:35:59,480 --> 00:35:59,799
Speaker 8: It's not.

754
00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:01,800
Speaker 11: Okay.

755
00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:04,080
Speaker 9: So you don't like being stabbed in the mouth with

756
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:05,160
Speaker 9: somebody's facial hair?

757
00:36:05,280 --> 00:36:08,960
Speaker 6: Okay, super uncomfortable. It's not something I'm into. So you know,

758
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:11,960
Speaker 6: I asked that the guy who responded please don't.

759
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:12,320
Speaker 10: Have a beard.

760
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 6: And of course the guy who responded has a beard.

761
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,000
Speaker 8: And it goes to show we don't always read it.

762
00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:21,080
Speaker 8: We just say she's wait.

763
00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 2: That's on you then to not go out with them

764
00:36:24,160 --> 00:36:25,839
Speaker 2: if you don't like the beard, because you can see

765
00:36:25,880 --> 00:36:26,719
Speaker 2: his picture right.

766
00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 23: Yeah.

767
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 6: But I did ask him if he wanted to go

768
00:36:29,719 --> 00:36:31,320
Speaker 6: out with me if he could shave it off, and

769
00:36:31,719 --> 00:36:33,080
Speaker 6: he actually shaved it off.

770
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:34,319
Speaker 13: Woah wow.

771
00:36:34,560 --> 00:36:36,439
Speaker 8: When I wrote that up, I was kidding most guys

772
00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:37,719
Speaker 8: ticked forever to grow a beard.

773
00:36:37,760 --> 00:36:38,279
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

774
00:36:38,400 --> 00:36:40,560
Speaker 9: So that was the request that you made of him

775
00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:43,640
Speaker 9: before your date started, is you cannot have a beard

776
00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:46,320
Speaker 9: when we meet up, and he actually did it.

777
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:47,319
Speaker 15: He did.

778
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:49,040
Speaker 3: Were you able to recognize him?

779
00:36:49,640 --> 00:36:50,440
Speaker 9: You know what's his name?

780
00:36:51,640 --> 00:36:52,440
Speaker 6: Michael Okay.

781
00:36:52,719 --> 00:36:55,000
Speaker 23: I was actually pretty impressed that he even did it.

782
00:36:55,560 --> 00:36:55,759
Speaker 3: Yeah.

783
00:36:56,160 --> 00:36:58,840
Speaker 9: Women usually don't get to say over a man's entire

784
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,640
Speaker 9: like look and appearance and wardrobe until like a year

785
00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:04,840
Speaker 9: or two into the relationship earlier.

786
00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:07,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, do it a little bit more subtly than

787
00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:11,440
Speaker 1: you realized that. A year later, you're like, wait, everything's changed,

788
00:37:12,880 --> 00:37:13,520
Speaker 1: everybody now.

789
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,759
Speaker 9: But the fact that he did that before the date

790
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:18,879
Speaker 9: even started, that that speaks a lot right for him

791
00:37:18,960 --> 00:37:19,400
Speaker 9: liking you.

792
00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:21,359
Speaker 11: So what else happened on the day.

793
00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:24,480
Speaker 6: Yes, so we continue to talk about my profile because

794
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,759
Speaker 6: he did mention another part that I have on there,

795
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:30,120
Speaker 6: and what it says is dating me is like having

796
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:32,400
Speaker 6: a human version of a Golden retriever.

797
00:37:33,080 --> 00:37:34,640
Speaker 23: I'm only happy to see you.

798
00:37:35,080 --> 00:37:38,520
Speaker 6: I will smother you with attention and affection and once

799
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:38,759
Speaker 6: in a.

800
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:39,720
Speaker 10: While I nimble.

801
00:37:44,440 --> 00:37:44,680
Speaker 9: She was.

802
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:50,879
Speaker 11: All right, So I guess a lot of the date

803
00:37:51,120 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 11: was talking about your dating profile.

804
00:37:53,080 --> 00:37:53,239
Speaker 9: Then.

805
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:55,560
Speaker 6: Yeah, Yeah, we did talk a lot about my profile,

806
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:57,160
Speaker 6: and he didn't really get to see a lot of

807
00:37:57,160 --> 00:38:00,440
Speaker 6: pictures of me because you're allowed to put six cures

808
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:02,479
Speaker 6: and I actually ended up putting five of the same

809
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:03,360
Speaker 6: exact picture.

810
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:09,080
Speaker 1: I would think if I saw that on a dating map,

811
00:38:09,160 --> 00:38:11,719
Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh, why do you do that?

812
00:38:12,120 --> 00:38:12,319
Speaker 9: Yeah?

813
00:38:12,840 --> 00:38:15,279
Speaker 6: I do like a little mystery. Sometimes girls say a

814
00:38:15,320 --> 00:38:16,640
Speaker 6: little too much on their profiles.

815
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:20,200
Speaker 1: Okay, So did he concliment you on how you looked

816
00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:20,840
Speaker 1: when he met you?

817
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:24,279
Speaker 23: Yeah, he said he really liked my dress and he

818
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 23: was really impressed with how long my hair was.

819
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 6: I guess you couldn't tell him those one picture.

820
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:31,040
Speaker 9: Okay, please tell me you were the same outBut from

821
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:33,160
Speaker 9: that picture, well, he just shaved his beard, so hair

822
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:34,200
Speaker 9: length is very type of.

823
00:38:35,800 --> 00:38:37,439
Speaker 11: He's like, so long.

824
00:38:37,640 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 8: Wow, you got to keep yours.

825
00:38:39,280 --> 00:38:40,360
Speaker 11: Just take forever to grow that.

826
00:38:40,760 --> 00:38:43,160
Speaker 9: Okay. So, aside from all the physical stuff that we've

827
00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:44,800
Speaker 9: been talking about, did you have a good.

828
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:47,400
Speaker 11: Personal connection with Michael? Like, what did you guys actually do?

829
00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:47,880
Speaker 21: So?

830
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 24: Yeah, we went to grabbed some wine at the really

831
00:38:50,120 --> 00:38:52,840
Speaker 24: nice spot I know about, and we talked about paddle

832
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:57,759
Speaker 24: boarding and pharmacies. Pharmacies, We talked about our favorite ones,

833
00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:59,319
Speaker 24: because not all of them are nice.

834
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:01,319
Speaker 3: That's true, you know, that's true.

835
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:04,120
Speaker 1: The one by my house, the shelves were literally empty.

836
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:13,200
Speaker 3: It's so weird. This place, it's really weird.

837
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 1: It's more of a conversation starter than people.

838
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:20,360
Speaker 9: All the guys are buying up all the shaving equipment,

839
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,160
Speaker 9: so there's nothing less so that you go out with

840
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:25,880
Speaker 9: Mattella here. I'm surprised he's not calling you back because

841
00:39:26,320 --> 00:39:29,040
Speaker 9: most of our pharmacy centric dates that we've had before

842
00:39:29,120 --> 00:39:32,400
Speaker 9: on the show, they always work out. So how did

843
00:39:32,440 --> 00:39:33,320
Speaker 9: you and Michael leave it?

844
00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:34,040
Speaker 15: Well?

845
00:39:34,280 --> 00:39:35,040
Speaker 23: I asked him.

846
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:36,920
Speaker 24: I said, hey, like, you don't want to let me

847
00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:40,120
Speaker 24: give you my Golden Retriever a little nibble?

848
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:42,320
Speaker 23: Is that what you meant when I brought my nose

849
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:45,000
Speaker 23: on his cheek and he didn't like it?

850
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:45,920
Speaker 1: He didn't like?

851
00:39:46,040 --> 00:39:47,560
Speaker 11: What what's wrong with this guy?

852
00:39:49,880 --> 00:39:50,680
Speaker 15: Did you really do that?

853
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:52,000
Speaker 1: I thought she was joking?

854
00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:52,719
Speaker 24: Well, I asked him.

855
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:54,160
Speaker 23: I said, do you want me to give you the

856
00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:54,960
Speaker 23: Golden Retriever?

857
00:39:55,600 --> 00:39:56,960
Speaker 15: And I thought you would like it?

858
00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:58,839
Speaker 6: But he didn't think he was cute at all.

859
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:00,200
Speaker 21: I scared him.

860
00:40:02,040 --> 00:40:03,760
Speaker 1: I guess you were like trying to do an inside

861
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:07,600
Speaker 1: joke thing. It just fell flat. Unfortunately, was that the

862
00:40:07,680 --> 00:40:09,799
Speaker 1: only like awkward moment, not that.

863
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:11,719
Speaker 23: I could think of, but there could have been.

864
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:15,279
Speaker 9: Well, let's see what he has to say when we

865
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:17,360
Speaker 9: call him. I don't know if he's going to pick up.

866
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:19,200
Speaker 9: But if he does, we're going to ask him some

867
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:20,560
Speaker 9: very important questions.

868
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:22,600
Speaker 1: A Golden Retriever.

869
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:29,279
Speaker 9: Yeah yeah, I kind of like I can't do a

870
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:31,520
Speaker 9: Golden Retriever though in my Lucha libre masks. So I

871
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:33,640
Speaker 9: have to figure out a different golden Retriever if I

872
00:40:33,680 --> 00:40:36,160
Speaker 9: can roll. Let's figure that out when we come back

873
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:38,440
Speaker 9: and call Michael for your second date update right after

874
00:40:38,520 --> 00:40:44,239
Speaker 9: this second date update. It's the question every man is

875
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:46,919
Speaker 9: dying to hear at the end of a first date.

876
00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:50,800
Speaker 9: So you want me to give you the Golden Retriever?

877
00:40:53,400 --> 00:40:56,480
Speaker 9: She rubs her wet nose all over your soft beards.

878
00:40:58,160 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 1: But I wanted to get labbordod o.

879
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:00,600
Speaker 21: Don't get that.

880
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:06,160
Speaker 9: But that's what our listener Natella actually did on her

881
00:41:06,239 --> 00:41:08,760
Speaker 9: first date with a guy named Michael. It was supposed

882
00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:10,839
Speaker 9: to be like a playful, humorous thing because in her

883
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:15,400
Speaker 9: dating profile she describes herself as a human Golden Retriever.

884
00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:17,440
Speaker 1: And I mean, when you said it like that, it

885
00:41:17,520 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 1: sounds funny. It sounds like a funny moment.

886
00:41:19,600 --> 00:41:19,759
Speaker 6: You know.

887
00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:23,040
Speaker 1: It kind of sucks that he didn't take it very well.

888
00:41:23,239 --> 00:41:23,759
Speaker 8: We don't know.

889
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:26,759
Speaker 9: The nose rubbed move could be the reason. Michael's been

890
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:29,320
Speaker 9: a little avoidant. But Brooke, you're usually rubbing stuff in

891
00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:30,960
Speaker 9: the first five minutes of meeting a guy. Is there

892
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:32,120
Speaker 9: anything else stand out to you?

893
00:41:32,360 --> 00:41:32,840
Speaker 15: I don't know.

894
00:41:33,239 --> 00:41:36,200
Speaker 2: I mean, it could honestly be that you only put

895
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:38,160
Speaker 2: one picture up on your hinge.

896
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:42,439
Speaker 1: Account, and so I mean it could backfire. Yeah, maybe

897
00:41:42,680 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 1: you just weren't what he was expecting.

898
00:41:44,280 --> 00:41:46,520
Speaker 8: Yeah, he's expecting a black lab and got a golden retriever.

899
00:41:46,719 --> 00:41:48,719
Speaker 9: What do you think of that, Natella, I don't know.

900
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,000
Speaker 23: I think I really scared him a little bit with

901
00:41:51,160 --> 00:41:51,879
Speaker 23: my nose kids.

902
00:41:52,239 --> 00:41:54,720
Speaker 1: Okay, I think that that should be fine.

903
00:41:54,920 --> 00:41:57,279
Speaker 3: I think if a man you would go, actually you

904
00:41:57,280 --> 00:42:01,400
Speaker 3: would never mind. I mean, maybe he just doesn't have

905
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:02,120
Speaker 3: a good sense.

906
00:42:01,960 --> 00:42:03,319
Speaker 1: Of humor and then you don't want to date him,

907
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:05,000
Speaker 1: and it would be like what, you're a dog, I'm

908
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:05,319
Speaker 1: a wall.

909
00:42:07,440 --> 00:42:10,360
Speaker 9: Maybe he has intimacy issues and that was too fast,

910
00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:12,440
Speaker 9: but he doesn't kiss till the third date.

911
00:42:14,200 --> 00:42:15,160
Speaker 11: It went a little bit quick.

912
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:17,840
Speaker 1: There are guys that do not get there for no

913
00:42:18,040 --> 00:42:18,400
Speaker 1: rubbing it.

914
00:42:19,160 --> 00:42:20,960
Speaker 9: Maybe in his mind it's like.

915
00:42:21,000 --> 00:42:22,560
Speaker 1: A bunt to me. And so if we're going to

916
00:42:22,640 --> 00:42:23,720
Speaker 1: do a baseball.

917
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:25,680
Speaker 3: And now I think it's weird.

918
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:29,879
Speaker 9: Everybody has different standards when it comes to physical touch

919
00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:30,480
Speaker 9: and intimacy.

920
00:42:30,560 --> 00:42:31,279
Speaker 11: So let's call him.

921
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:33,160
Speaker 9: We'll see if he answers and will pick his brain

922
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:36,879
Speaker 9: a little bit. Okay, and I don't mean that sexually brooked,

923
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:39,759
Speaker 9: So get there, all right?

924
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:40,160
Speaker 13: Here we go?

925
00:42:48,880 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 4: Hello?

926
00:42:49,960 --> 00:42:50,120
Speaker 5: Hey?

927
00:42:50,280 --> 00:42:52,680
Speaker 11: Is this Michael Yeah speaking?

928
00:42:53,000 --> 00:42:55,279
Speaker 9: Hey man. My name is jeff from a radio show

929
00:42:55,320 --> 00:42:57,799
Speaker 9: called Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning, and the whole

930
00:42:57,840 --> 00:42:58,319
Speaker 9: show is here.

931
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:01,920
Speaker 1: What's we heard a little bit about a date.

932
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:02,120
Speaker 15: You went on?

933
00:43:03,040 --> 00:43:05,279
Speaker 10: Oh uh, this is kind of weird.

934
00:43:05,360 --> 00:43:08,000
Speaker 9: Yeah, Brooke coming on a little bit strong, already scaring.

935
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:10,239
Speaker 8: We heard about your dating life, so we hunted you down.

936
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:13,040
Speaker 1: Yeah you're supposed to say just how are you?

937
00:43:13,320 --> 00:43:16,520
Speaker 9: Yeah, like normal people. But look, Michael, we're doing a

938
00:43:16,560 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 9: segment on our show. It's called the Second Date Update.

939
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:20,360
Speaker 9: I don't know if you've ever heard of that before.

940
00:43:22,120 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 10: Actually I think I have heard of that, but like

941
00:43:25,719 --> 00:43:26,920
Speaker 10: a podcast or something.

942
00:43:26,760 --> 00:43:27,680
Speaker 8: Yeah, really popular.

943
00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:29,360
Speaker 1: We have a good podcast.

944
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,040
Speaker 9: Well, if you know who's doing that podcast, let us

945
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:32,560
Speaker 9: know so we can do a see some desist because

946
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:33,120
Speaker 9: that's not okay.

947
00:43:33,640 --> 00:43:34,399
Speaker 23: Yeah, I think.

948
00:43:35,920 --> 00:43:39,280
Speaker 2: Probably talking about our point.

949
00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:42,080
Speaker 9: Okay, but I'm calling you because one of our listeners

950
00:43:42,480 --> 00:43:44,239
Speaker 9: said that she went out on a date with you

951
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:47,600
Speaker 9: and hasn't had a follow up since then, and she's

952
00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:49,399
Speaker 9: kind of bummed about it. Wants to know if there's

953
00:43:49,400 --> 00:43:51,560
Speaker 9: a reason I'm talking about Natella.

954
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:54,560
Speaker 10: Oh okay, I see where this is gone.

955
00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:56,560
Speaker 8: Yeah, I remember.

956
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:59,239
Speaker 1: It's going to where you explain why you haven't called

957
00:43:59,280 --> 00:44:00,440
Speaker 1: her back, hopefully.

958
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:00,759
Speaker 21: Well.

959
00:44:01,239 --> 00:44:02,879
Speaker 10: Look, I'm not sure how much she told you, guys,

960
00:44:03,200 --> 00:44:04,120
Speaker 10: but it got a little weird.

961
00:44:05,600 --> 00:44:06,239
Speaker 13: The dog thing.

962
00:44:07,360 --> 00:44:07,799
Speaker 4: What yeah?

963
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:08,520
Speaker 11: What what about?

964
00:44:08,560 --> 00:44:11,440
Speaker 9: It was weird to you because when we heard it,

965
00:44:11,520 --> 00:44:14,960
Speaker 9: it all sounded very, very normal, and there was some

966
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:15,719
Speaker 9: humor mixed in.

967
00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:18,200
Speaker 10: I guess I just heard someone say about the dog thing,

968
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:20,759
Speaker 10: so a little bit of I'm sure.

969
00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:24,560
Speaker 9: Yeah, I mean she told us that she likes to

970
00:44:24,719 --> 00:44:27,200
Speaker 9: joke about herself as being like a human version of

971
00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 9: a Golden Retriever.

972
00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:29,719
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, because she can't be.

973
00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:35,840
Speaker 10: Yeah, you guys have no idea we're talking about the

974
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:38,360
Speaker 10: Golden Retrievers in general, because it was on a profile and.

975
00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:40,120
Speaker 4: Out of nowhere.

976
00:44:40,280 --> 00:44:42,719
Speaker 10: She puts her nose on the edge of her wine

977
00:44:42,800 --> 00:44:45,680
Speaker 10: glass and starts lapping her wine like like if it

978
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:46,319
Speaker 10: was like a dog.

979
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:50,440
Speaker 2: She was putting her tongue in the wine reached the

980
00:44:50,480 --> 00:44:52,640
Speaker 2: wine in the glass if they filled it a good bill,

981
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:53,040
Speaker 2: I mean.

982
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:53,600
Speaker 1: That's a nice bar.

983
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:57,920
Speaker 10: There's more though, So after that, I was already a

984
00:44:57,960 --> 00:44:59,799
Speaker 10: little weirded out, and she's like, I want to play

985
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:02,360
Speaker 10: a game. So I was like, sure, why not. She's like,

986
00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:04,040
Speaker 10: you have to guess how much I like you? And

987
00:45:04,120 --> 00:45:05,239
Speaker 10: she starts panting, like.

988
00:45:07,680 --> 00:45:08,520
Speaker 9: Panting like a dog.

989
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:11,120
Speaker 1: And that was the indicator of how much she liked you,

990
00:45:11,280 --> 00:45:12,400
Speaker 1: is how much she was panting.

991
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:14,200
Speaker 10: I'm not sure what the answer was, but she just

992
00:45:14,280 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 10: like panted harder, so I don't know, maybe that means

993
00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:17,200
Speaker 10: she liked anymore.

994
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:20,759
Speaker 9: It was her tail wagging too behind her, like I

995
00:45:20,840 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 9: don't understand, Like how far did this golden retriever joke go?

996
00:45:25,800 --> 00:45:28,880
Speaker 10: Well, there was another weird part, which was basically, she

997
00:45:29,040 --> 00:45:32,400
Speaker 10: like put her wet nose into my cheek and I

998
00:45:32,440 --> 00:45:33,839
Speaker 10: don't even know how it knows got wet.

999
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 11: See that that was the part that we had heard

1000
00:45:36,239 --> 00:45:37,279
Speaker 11: and we thought it was good.

1001
00:45:37,480 --> 00:45:39,440
Speaker 1: That's good though, because a wet nose it does indicate

1002
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:40,000
Speaker 1: she's healthy.

1003
00:45:40,160 --> 00:45:44,319
Speaker 11: Yes, she's in good health.

1004
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,759
Speaker 1: She told us that she knew that was a regrettable moment.

1005
00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 1: For her.

1006
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:49,759
Speaker 10: I thought she was going to pull out a leash.

1007
00:45:50,440 --> 00:45:54,399
Speaker 9: Okay, so she took the golden retriever joke a little

1008
00:45:54,440 --> 00:45:56,759
Speaker 9: bit too far. But I don't think that should take

1009
00:45:56,800 --> 00:46:01,319
Speaker 9: away from the connection that you guys had, because well,

1010
00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:03,439
Speaker 9: I mean, yeah, I was she a good girl.

1011
00:46:03,600 --> 00:46:05,040
Speaker 11: She said that she liked him.

1012
00:46:05,719 --> 00:46:07,600
Speaker 9: I can't hear her painting on the other line, so

1013
00:46:07,640 --> 00:46:10,000
Speaker 9: I don't know how much exactly, but she is waiting

1014
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:10,600
Speaker 9: to talk to you.

1015
00:46:11,360 --> 00:46:13,279
Speaker 1: Speak sick man.

1016
00:46:13,280 --> 00:46:14,359
Speaker 10: Are you joking right now?

1017
00:46:14,800 --> 00:46:16,840
Speaker 9: No, I forgot to tell you. She's listening on the

1018
00:46:16,920 --> 00:46:18,040
Speaker 9: other on the other phone.

1019
00:46:18,719 --> 00:46:25,000
Speaker 11: Great, now tell her are you there, Hi? Coming in

1020
00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:25,720
Speaker 11: pretty normal?

1021
00:46:26,239 --> 00:46:28,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet you're a little embarrassed.

1022
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:29,880
Speaker 6: She doesn't have.

1023
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:37,280
Speaker 11: Nattella.

1024
00:46:37,440 --> 00:46:40,640
Speaker 9: He was saying that you maybe took the Golden retriever

1025
00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:42,960
Speaker 9: stuff a little bit too far for his liking.

1026
00:46:43,640 --> 00:46:45,520
Speaker 6: Yeah, but he also didn't tell you that we had

1027
00:46:45,560 --> 00:46:48,960
Speaker 6: a really good connection. Like we talked about paddleboarding a lot,

1028
00:46:49,080 --> 00:46:51,759
Speaker 6: and remember our conversation about the pharmacies.

1029
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:52,799
Speaker 23: Michael, it's that great.

1030
00:46:53,440 --> 00:46:55,960
Speaker 10: Yeah, I mean, look, there was good parts of our conversation.

1031
00:46:56,239 --> 00:46:59,000
Speaker 10: It's just other parts were like significantly weirder.

1032
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:02,959
Speaker 21: I don't know what you thought was weird.

1033
00:47:03,239 --> 00:47:05,799
Speaker 23: I'm guessing from what I'm listening is that you thought

1034
00:47:05,840 --> 00:47:08,320
Speaker 23: the doc thing was weird. But you have to understand,

1035
00:47:08,440 --> 00:47:12,320
Speaker 23: Like I'm coming from Golden Retrievers. They're like sweet and

1036
00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:16,239
Speaker 23: they're loyal and you know they're playful.

1037
00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:20,839
Speaker 2: Out nobody ever says, may I look at that hot

1038
00:47:20,920 --> 00:47:21,880
Speaker 2: gold Retriever.

1039
00:47:22,719 --> 00:47:25,840
Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, we'll think about this, like, you can't have

1040
00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:28,240
Speaker 6: a Golden Retriever without the girl.

1041
00:47:28,760 --> 00:47:30,840
Speaker 23: You can't have a girl without the Golden Retriever.

1042
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:31,759
Speaker 15: You see?

1043
00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:34,799
Speaker 3: Are you saying that you're always a dog?

1044
00:47:35,200 --> 00:47:37,799
Speaker 23: It's my profile, Michael, It's what it says on there.

1045
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:39,520
Speaker 13: I have to live it up.

1046
00:47:41,400 --> 00:47:41,920
Speaker 8: Profile.

1047
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:44,560
Speaker 1: So you're not willing to back down on the dog stuff.

1048
00:47:44,960 --> 00:47:47,319
Speaker 23: I wouldn't even know how to back down. I am

1049
00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:48,320
Speaker 23: the Golden Retriever.

1050
00:47:48,480 --> 00:47:49,160
Speaker 24: That's who I am.

1051
00:47:49,840 --> 00:47:52,440
Speaker 9: She's learned sid stay but not back down as one

1052
00:47:52,480 --> 00:47:59,120
Speaker 9: of the commands yet, so okay, she takes she takes

1053
00:47:59,160 --> 00:48:00,440
Speaker 9: it very very seriously.

1054
00:48:00,600 --> 00:48:02,560
Speaker 1: Maybe it's like kind of convenience.

1055
00:48:02,560 --> 00:48:04,719
Speaker 3: It's like a girlfriend and a pet all wrapped up

1056
00:48:04,800 --> 00:48:05,160
Speaker 3: in one.

1057
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:08,360
Speaker 8: Hey, you can eat peanut butter together on the couch.

1058
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:11,240
Speaker 9: Is that something that would be appealing to you, Michael

1059
00:48:11,320 --> 00:48:13,759
Speaker 9: in a relationship, because if it is, we would offer

1060
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:17,520
Speaker 9: to pay for another date with Natilla, or actually, maybe

1061
00:48:17,520 --> 00:48:20,280
Speaker 9: I should ask her first, Natilla, is is that something

1062
00:48:20,360 --> 00:48:20,840
Speaker 9: that you'd.

1063
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:21,000
Speaker 8: Be up for?

1064
00:48:22,960 --> 00:48:23,160
Speaker 15: Yes?

1065
00:48:23,440 --> 00:48:24,040
Speaker 10: I would.

1066
00:48:26,000 --> 00:48:29,400
Speaker 9: Jus, girl, that is not.

1067
00:48:32,239 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 1: Public.

1068
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:36,640
Speaker 3: Do we have a gift cartoons where you can.

1069
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:36,920
Speaker 1: Bring your.

1070
00:48:39,920 --> 00:48:41,960
Speaker 11: Wow, Natella, are you a furry?

1071
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:45,080
Speaker 6: Do you do that? Oh? I'm very well groomed.

1072
00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:46,480
Speaker 10: If you're asking, that's.

1073
00:48:47,840 --> 00:48:50,799
Speaker 9: Close to the question. But now I'm afraid to ask

1074
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:51,520
Speaker 9: you anything else.

1075
00:48:54,760 --> 00:48:58,680
Speaker 11: We'll pay for this pet control right now. Yeah, we

1076
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:03,000
Speaker 11: will fun this new date if you want to do it. Michael,

1077
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,239
Speaker 11: would you care to bark back your approval to her?

1078
00:49:06,560 --> 00:49:09,919
Speaker 10: Yes, guys, I guess, to be really honest, I don't

1079
00:49:09,920 --> 00:49:11,400
Speaker 10: know if our weirds are matching up.

1080
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:14,040
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good way to put it.

1081
00:49:18,719 --> 00:49:19,600
Speaker 3: Alexis gets you.

1082
00:49:20,239 --> 00:49:21,960
Speaker 11: I'm just gonna make her want to chase after him

1083
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:22,439
Speaker 11: even more.

1084
00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:27,239
Speaker 6: Hey, Michael, I'm like so turned on right now.

1085
00:49:27,360 --> 00:49:32,319
Speaker 17: Oh god my god, because I think we all got

1086
00:49:32,440 --> 00:49:32,600
Speaker 17: to go.

1087
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:34,880
Speaker 11: Mattella.

1088
00:49:34,920 --> 00:49:36,239
Speaker 9: I think it's a no this time.

1089
00:49:36,640 --> 00:49:38,480
Speaker 23: It might be a no right now, but wait, please

1090
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:39,280
Speaker 23: sees me tomorrow.

1091
00:49:39,320 --> 00:49:39,920
Speaker 6: It's gonna be a.

1092
00:49:39,960 --> 00:49:48,120
Speaker 9: Yesrow was gonna have a newspaper in her mouth, looking

1093
00:49:48,239 --> 00:49:50,920
Speaker 9: Jeffrey in the morning Man. They say that there's somebody

1094
00:49:51,040 --> 00:49:55,000
Speaker 9: out there for everyone, and this call just makes me wonder.

1095
00:49:55,320 --> 00:49:55,879
Speaker 7: Is there really?

1096
00:49:56,120 --> 00:49:58,880
Speaker 11: I don't know, are you sure? Because I'm scared for

1097
00:49:59,000 --> 00:50:01,160
Speaker 11: what guy matches perfectly with that?

1098
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:03,040
Speaker 8: Oh there's a dog catcher out there.

1099
00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:08,800
Speaker 2: That was strange, how like I don't want to be

1100
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:11,520
Speaker 2: a judge because everybody's into their own things and stuff.

1101
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:14,719
Speaker 1: But it's just like, maybe you stick within that community.

1102
00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:17,880
Speaker 2: It's also I think the same, you know what, I

1103
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:22,319
Speaker 2: may date within the community that understands what you.

1104
00:50:22,680 --> 00:50:26,919
Speaker 9: Like behaving like a dog most of the time. Yeah,

1105
00:50:27,160 --> 00:50:30,040
Speaker 9: I just know I've never recoiled more than when she

1106
00:50:30,160 --> 00:50:31,720
Speaker 9: said I'm well groomed.

1107
00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:35,440
Speaker 11: If that's what you're I know, not even close to

1108
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:36,800
Speaker 11: the question that I was asking.

1109
00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 1: It's something I could never actually say.

1110
00:50:38,719 --> 00:50:40,000
Speaker 11: Yeah, I love you.

1111
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:41,160
Speaker 5: Want him to be into it because I want to

1112
00:50:41,200 --> 00:50:43,160
Speaker 5: hear an argument between them when they start growling at

1113
00:50:43,160 --> 00:50:43,440
Speaker 5: each other.

1114
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:49,280
Speaker 11: Oh, Gods, calls.

1115
00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:50,759
Speaker 9: Like these that made me think God is going to

1116
00:50:50,800 --> 00:50:53,279
Speaker 9: do another biblical flood soon and start the human race

1117
00:50:53,360 --> 00:50:55,680
Speaker 9: over from scratch. We're getting to that point, all right.

1118
00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:58,120
Speaker 9: Just about the dogs.

1119
00:50:58,520 --> 00:51:00,439
Speaker 11: Were right which would doll.

1120
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:03,520
Speaker 9: But you know, if you ever want some help with

1121
00:51:03,600 --> 00:51:06,279
Speaker 9: your dating life, with your love situation, email the show.

1122
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:08,279
Speaker 9: We can call that person who's not calling you back

1123
00:51:08,400 --> 00:51:10,279
Speaker 9: and go check out all of our second dates. They're

1124
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:12,680
Speaker 9: up on podcast where you get yours at Brook and.

1125
00:51:12,719 --> 00:51:15,120
Speaker 15: Jeffrey, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1126
00:51:17,080 --> 00:51:20,160
Speaker 9: Nobody's perfect at their job. It's Brook and Jeffrey in

1127
00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:23,640
Speaker 9: the Morning. We all make mistakes here, probably me more

1128
00:51:23,680 --> 00:51:28,279
Speaker 9: than anybody, jeff But we all have our moments. And

1129
00:51:28,400 --> 00:51:32,080
Speaker 9: that's why I feel empathy for an employee at City Group. Uh,

1130
00:51:32,280 --> 00:51:33,680
Speaker 9: you know the financial institution.

1131
00:51:34,280 --> 00:51:36,040
Speaker 7: Anyone said that, Yeah, I do.

1132
00:51:36,239 --> 00:51:39,120
Speaker 9: I feel bad because his job was to credit a

1133
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:42,120
Speaker 9: customer's account with two hundred and eighty dollars.

1134
00:51:42,920 --> 00:51:45,920
Speaker 11: But he made a mistake. You do, credited him with

1135
00:51:46,040 --> 00:51:46,960
Speaker 11: a little bit more than that.

1136
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Speaker 9: I love, not just an extra zero or two, an

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Speaker 9: extra eighty one trillion dollars?

1138
00:51:56,239 --> 00:51:59,879
Speaker 3: So what do you fall asleep on the zero entry?

1139
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:02,120
Speaker 11: Little finger slip?

1140
00:52:02,520 --> 00:52:05,080
Speaker 9: Now, the funny part is they didn't realize it for

1141
00:52:05,200 --> 00:52:06,600
Speaker 9: almost an hour and a half.

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Speaker 21: Whoa.

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00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:10,680
Speaker 9: And they couldn't transfer it back right away either because

1144
00:52:10,680 --> 00:52:11,640
Speaker 9: it was so much.

1145
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:15,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just allowed to transfer that much money.

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00:52:16,600 --> 00:52:18,760
Speaker 2: Don't you think there should be other things in place

1147
00:52:18,880 --> 00:52:20,640
Speaker 2: before hands like that can happen.

1148
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Speaker 8: I worry about dude.

1149
00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:25,080
Speaker 1: I can't even get into my like Gmail account without

1150
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:25,480
Speaker 1: a pinch.

1151
00:52:25,800 --> 00:52:28,720
Speaker 11: Yes, City Group works different. They make it easy.

1152
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:31,600
Speaker 9: They tried to get the customer on the phone, and

1153
00:52:31,760 --> 00:52:33,520
Speaker 9: the customer wasn't dancing.

1154
00:52:33,680 --> 00:52:34,160
Speaker 6: I bet.

1155
00:52:35,600 --> 00:52:39,800
Speaker 9: Vacation setting up setting up this offshore account and believe.

1156
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:43,880
Speaker 9: But in the end, three hours later they were able

1157
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:46,000
Speaker 9: to transfer it back without incident.

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Speaker 1: Can you imagine the stress of that three hours?

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00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:50,560
Speaker 6: Yeah.

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00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:52,279
Speaker 11: But here's the most incredible part.

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00:52:52,480 --> 00:52:56,400
Speaker 9: Last year alone at City there were ten near misses

1162
00:52:56,520 --> 00:53:00,319
Speaker 9: of a billion dollars or more, down from thirty team

1163
00:53:00,520 --> 00:53:01,520
Speaker 9: the year before that.

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00:53:02,880 --> 00:53:06,520
Speaker 1: That means means the training's working trying to get fired.

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00:53:08,719 --> 00:53:11,239
Speaker 11: I think the lesson is sign up for City Group

1166
00:53:11,640 --> 00:53:12,520
Speaker 11: because you never know.

1167
00:53:14,719 --> 00:53:16,160
Speaker 9: This is a better ad to sign up for a

1168
00:53:16,239 --> 00:53:18,880
Speaker 9: bank than anything I've ever heard in any commercial.

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00:53:19,000 --> 00:53:19,160
Speaker 13: Ever.

1170
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:22,000
Speaker 2: People you're like, what's my account right now? You're like,

1171
00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:23,680
Speaker 2: I have no idea. It changes by the day.

1172
00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:25,880
Speaker 8: I'm a negative.

1173
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:28,200
Speaker 9: How does this happen?

1174
00:53:29,160 --> 00:53:31,000
Speaker 11: Laser Stories is coming up right after this.

1175
00:53:37,200 --> 00:53:40,239
Speaker 9: It's the radio segment that's encouraging two powerhouse companies to

1176
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:44,360
Speaker 9: come together for a new product, The Door Ruggy, a

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00:53:44,480 --> 00:53:47,000
Speaker 9: collab between Dorito's and the Snuggie.

1178
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:51,000
Speaker 1: Oh I don't like Door Ruggy.

1179
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:56,360
Speaker 9: The dough is very important, same comfortable blanket feel, but

1180
00:53:56,440 --> 00:53:58,760
Speaker 9: everywhere you go you leave a trail of nacho cheese

1181
00:53:58,840 --> 00:53:59,560
Speaker 9: dust behind you.

1182
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:01,840
Speaker 11: Lick your couch clean.

1183
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:05,200
Speaker 9: During Laser Stories, the segment where we read weird news

1184
00:54:05,239 --> 00:54:07,480
Speaker 9: stories around the globe, just like everyone else does, except

1185
00:54:07,480 --> 00:54:08,160
Speaker 9: we've got a laser.

1186
00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:10,160
Speaker 11: Those other dairy fairies just don't.

1187
00:54:10,440 --> 00:54:13,360
Speaker 9: This first Laser story is out of the Sunshine State.

1188
00:54:13,560 --> 00:54:14,560
Speaker 11: Our fave e.

1189
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:20,280
Speaker 9: Second annual Florida Man Games were a big success again

1190
00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:23,040
Speaker 9: and if you've never heard of it, it's like if

1191
00:54:23,040 --> 00:54:26,320
Speaker 9: a drunk guy was in charge of the Olympics. So

1192
00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:28,799
Speaker 9: they brought back a few popular events from last time,

1193
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:33,080
Speaker 9: including the Evading Arrest Obstacle course, where you escape from handcuffs,

1194
00:54:33,160 --> 00:54:35,920
Speaker 9: throw an alligator through a drive through window, and steal

1195
00:54:36,000 --> 00:54:39,560
Speaker 9: a catalytic converter, all while being chased by actual cops.

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00:54:40,920 --> 00:54:43,120
Speaker 2: It's amazing to me that nobody got arrested at that

1197
00:54:43,320 --> 00:54:45,799
Speaker 2: last year, like just forgot about the actual warrant.

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00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:46,880
Speaker 1: That they had you know.

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00:54:47,800 --> 00:54:51,200
Speaker 9: Then another popular one called the Weaponized Pool Noodle Mud

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00:54:51,320 --> 00:54:54,319
Speaker 9: Duel was back in effect. That sounds fun to me, yeah,

1201
00:54:55,880 --> 00:54:59,080
Speaker 9: along with the Florida Sumo Cage Match and Beer chug.

1202
00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,640
Speaker 9: Wear an inner tube and fight someone while holding a

1203
00:55:02,719 --> 00:55:03,680
Speaker 9: picture of beer.

1204
00:55:07,800 --> 00:55:08,759
Speaker 13: Beer out of the jug.

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00:55:08,840 --> 00:55:11,160
Speaker 1: Wins or I mean, I think there's not a lot

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00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:11,520
Speaker 1: of rules.

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00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:13,640
Speaker 9: I don't think there is a loser in that event.

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00:55:14,000 --> 00:55:15,800
Speaker 11: But the new events were the ones that had the

1209
00:55:15,840 --> 00:55:16,520
Speaker 11: crowd buzzing.

1210
00:55:16,920 --> 00:55:20,239
Speaker 9: One was called human Beer Pong and the other was

1211
00:55:20,320 --> 00:55:26,239
Speaker 9: titled Hurricane Party Prep Grocery Aisle Brawl. Okay, apparently that

1212
00:55:26,320 --> 00:55:29,760
Speaker 9: one's similar to medieval jousting, but instead you use shopping

1213
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:33,480
Speaker 9: carts while you fight it out for leftover hurricane supplies.

1214
00:55:34,760 --> 00:55:39,080
Speaker 9: Other attractions this year included lawnmower races, a mechanical gaitor

1215
00:55:39,440 --> 00:55:46,160
Speaker 9: instead of a bull, and a best mullet contest. If

1216
00:55:46,200 --> 00:55:49,040
Speaker 9: you missed out this time, you're gonna get another chance,

1217
00:55:49,080 --> 00:55:51,640
Speaker 9: because they already announced that they're doing it next year,

1218
00:55:52,239 --> 00:55:54,640
Speaker 9: bringing it back so blind it's gonna be bigger than

1219
00:55:54,640 --> 00:55:55,120
Speaker 9: the Olympics.

1220
00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:57,640
Speaker 1: The whole thing should happen in a Walmart parking lot,

1221
00:55:57,760 --> 00:55:58,960
Speaker 1: and we just sponsoring this.

1222
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:03,520
Speaker 9: Next laser shories out California. Twenty five years after the song,

1223
00:56:03,960 --> 00:56:06,560
Speaker 9: we finally know who let the dogs out.

1224
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:12,920
Speaker 11: And find out apparently it was some lady in San Bernardino.

1225
00:56:15,120 --> 00:56:16,000
Speaker 1: To the Baha men.

1226
00:56:17,120 --> 00:56:19,919
Speaker 9: Yeah, I say that because an unidentified woman who lived

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00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:23,120
Speaker 9: in that area used bolt cutters to break into an

1228
00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:26,879
Speaker 9: animal shelter the other night and set two dozen dogs free.

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00:56:27,040 --> 00:56:29,560
Speaker 13: Hey, nobody can tamping it good.

1230
00:56:29,840 --> 00:56:33,400
Speaker 3: They're not in dog prison. Yeah, it's like the shelter

1231
00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:34,560
Speaker 3: is that help them?

1232
00:56:35,080 --> 00:56:37,000
Speaker 9: It happened around three point thirty in the morning and

1233
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:40,160
Speaker 9: a security guard saw loose dogs running around and called

1234
00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:45,239
Speaker 9: the cops, so they arrested that woman nearby after they

1235
00:56:45,320 --> 00:56:47,000
Speaker 9: found several of the dogs with her.

1236
00:56:47,200 --> 00:56:49,279
Speaker 1: The security guard of the shelter didn't help get some

1237
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:50,239
Speaker 1: of the dogs back.

1238
00:56:50,920 --> 00:56:53,239
Speaker 9: She gave no reason for why she did it, so

1239
00:56:53,680 --> 00:56:58,000
Speaker 9: the cops took her to jail. As for the shelter itself,

1240
00:56:58,239 --> 00:57:00,800
Speaker 9: volunteers managed to round up all but one of the

1241
00:57:00,920 --> 00:57:03,600
Speaker 9: dogs and says the break in might turn out to

1242
00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:05,880
Speaker 9: be a good thing. A ton of people saw the

1243
00:57:06,040 --> 00:57:08,520
Speaker 9: story in the news and reached out to adopt.

1244
00:57:08,880 --> 00:57:10,759
Speaker 13: Hey, there you go.

1245
00:57:11,520 --> 00:57:13,759
Speaker 11: So that brings me to the question did they do

1246
00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:16,000
Speaker 11: this on purpose, just to get some press.

1247
00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:19,960
Speaker 9: I'm gonna have our team investigate Jose, fly down to

1248
00:57:20,000 --> 00:57:21,960
Speaker 9: Sam Bernardino and interview some dogs.

1249
00:57:22,080 --> 00:57:22,960
Speaker 8: Okay, I'm on it.

1250
00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:27,280
Speaker 9: Let me know what you find this next leer stories

1251
00:57:27,280 --> 00:57:31,280
Speaker 9: out of the Bizarre Bite Bistro, twenty two year old

1252
00:57:31,360 --> 00:57:34,960
Speaker 9: Timothy Plander bought a bag of flaming hot Cheetos and

1253
00:57:35,040 --> 00:57:38,160
Speaker 9: when he opened it, he noticed something strange. Inside. There

1254
00:57:38,280 --> 00:57:41,880
Speaker 9: was a Cheeto that looked exactly like a Pokemon character.

1255
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:48,680
Speaker 1: I thought, you're gonna say, Jesus, I've been done before.

1256
00:57:49,000 --> 00:57:49,600
Speaker 15: There was corn to.

1257
00:57:54,120 --> 00:57:55,800
Speaker 9: Charm my host the picture of it, but you could

1258
00:57:55,840 --> 00:57:58,720
Speaker 9: see it on the Brook and Jeffrey instagram. May fans

1259
00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:02,720
Speaker 9: agree with Tim? It looks like a Charizar, Yeah, one

1260
00:58:02,760 --> 00:58:06,320
Speaker 9: of the rarer characters. So he nicknamed it Cheetos. Are

1261
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:09,200
Speaker 9: it really looks like a dragon?

1262
00:58:09,360 --> 00:58:11,880
Speaker 8: It really the wings got the tail, I mean it's

1263
00:58:11,960 --> 00:58:12,680
Speaker 8: really defined.

1264
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:15,000
Speaker 9: And he got a lot of feedback online, including a

1265
00:58:15,000 --> 00:58:17,680
Speaker 9: message from a place called First and Goal Collectibles.

1266
00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:20,360
Speaker 11: So he got with them and put the Cheetos ard.

1267
00:58:20,320 --> 00:58:20,840
Speaker 9: Up for auction.

1268
00:58:21,080 --> 00:58:22,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, how much?

1269
00:58:22,640 --> 00:58:23,000
Speaker 11: How much?

1270
00:58:23,040 --> 00:58:23,240
Speaker 15: Well?

1271
00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:25,200
Speaker 9: It began with a starting bit of two hundred and

1272
00:58:25,320 --> 00:58:29,280
Speaker 9: fifty dollars. That's pretty pricey for a single cheetah.

1273
00:58:29,880 --> 00:58:31,480
Speaker 1: I mean it will last a lifetime. It's not like

1274
00:58:31,520 --> 00:58:33,040
Speaker 1: that thing's gonna get moldier, go bad.

1275
00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:33,760
Speaker 15: You know.

1276
00:58:34,640 --> 00:58:37,040
Speaker 9: Not everybody thought it was pricey, though, because it ended

1277
00:58:37,120 --> 00:58:39,560
Speaker 9: up selling for eighty eight thousand dollars.

1278
00:58:40,800 --> 00:58:43,479
Speaker 1: One way chats from the break rope?

1279
00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:43,880
Speaker 15: Are you.

1280
00:58:45,400 --> 00:58:48,240
Speaker 9: Whoever bought it apparently thinks it'll be worth even more

1281
00:58:48,320 --> 00:58:49,919
Speaker 9: than that someday down the road.

1282
00:58:50,080 --> 00:58:52,840
Speaker 8: I mean, look in Pokemon Trading is a collection. This

1283
00:58:53,240 --> 00:58:55,440
Speaker 8: Cheeto Pokemon Trading will be a collection too.

1284
00:58:55,520 --> 00:58:56,720
Speaker 1: I gotta eat a cheeto slower.

1285
00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:01,920
Speaker 11: You would be way cooler if they bought it just

1286
00:59:02,040 --> 00:59:03,040
Speaker 11: so that they could eat it.

1287
00:59:03,800 --> 00:59:07,280
Speaker 9: Either way, Timothy got a fat payday and says he

1288
00:59:07,520 --> 00:59:08,680
Speaker 9: is more than thrilled.

1289
00:59:08,840 --> 00:59:11,080
Speaker 8: Wow, are you looking through everyeet?

1290
00:59:13,080 --> 00:59:13,640
Speaker 1: What is yes?

1291
00:59:14,440 --> 00:59:16,640
Speaker 11: This next laser stories Out of Career Corner.

1292
00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:22,480
Speaker 9: There's apparently a new workplace term kicking around called task masking,

1293
00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:25,600
Speaker 9: which is where employees spend a lot of time and

1294
00:59:25,640 --> 00:59:28,600
Speaker 9: effort just trying to look like they're working hard when

1295
00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:30,920
Speaker 9: in reality they're hardly doing anything.

1296
00:59:33,840 --> 00:59:35,960
Speaker 1: It's just because everybody's happy to go back to the office.

1297
00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:43,000
Speaker 9: Probably has something to do with it, deleting whatever, big surprise.

1298
00:59:43,080 --> 00:59:46,760
Speaker 9: It sounds like it's most popular with young gen Z workers.

1299
00:59:47,000 --> 00:59:50,280
Speaker 2: No way, it was most popular with me when I

1300
00:59:50,400 --> 00:59:53,880
Speaker 2: was Yeah fishing, we finished our work in two hours,

1301
00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:54,640
Speaker 2: or you.

1302
00:59:54,720 --> 00:59:55,600
Speaker 1: Just don't know what else to do.

1303
00:59:56,840 --> 00:59:59,640
Speaker 9: There are videos on TikTok that offer advice for task

1304
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:03,160
Speaker 9: mas skin stuff like walking fast with the laptop stuffed

1305
01:00:03,200 --> 01:00:07,400
Speaker 9: under your armpit and also typing really unnecessarily.

1306
01:00:06,760 --> 01:00:11,720
Speaker 1: Louds or just sign a lot like oh god.

1307
01:00:13,120 --> 01:00:15,680
Speaker 9: It sounds a little corny, but some managers are saying

1308
01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:18,480
Speaker 9: that it's a trend that they're actually seeing trickle into

1309
01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:19,240
Speaker 9: their workforce.

1310
01:00:20,080 --> 01:00:21,760
Speaker 11: Others are saying, isn't.

1311
01:00:21,600 --> 01:00:23,640
Speaker 9: This something that's always been a thing that people do,

1312
01:00:23,840 --> 01:00:26,640
Speaker 9: but now we just give names to everything like quiet

1313
01:00:26,720 --> 01:00:28,520
Speaker 9: quitting and quiet firing, And.

1314
01:00:28,600 --> 01:00:30,200
Speaker 1: Don't you feel like the managers are the ones that

1315
01:00:30,320 --> 01:00:32,600
Speaker 1: do with the most. Yeah, I mean, let's be honest,

1316
01:00:32,680 --> 01:00:34,360
Speaker 1: how many meetings are actually useful?

1317
01:00:34,760 --> 01:00:34,960
Speaker 15: Yeah?

1318
01:00:36,120 --> 01:00:40,080
Speaker 11: Cat called out our manager? Shots fired?

1319
01:00:40,120 --> 01:00:42,920
Speaker 9: Either way, we did have a meeting about this, Yeah, exactly.

1320
01:00:43,320 --> 01:00:46,560
Speaker 9: Task masking is the latest hot term out there, so

1321
01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:51,960
Speaker 9: consider yourself informed. He and as for this guy, he

1322
01:00:52,080 --> 01:00:55,960
Speaker 9: considers himself a flask tasker oh hides it in a

1323
01:00:56,080 --> 01:00:58,680
Speaker 9: shell during work hours and then falls asleep at his

1324
01:00:58,800 --> 01:01:02,200
Speaker 9: desk for a way stuff and rolls on home. And

1325
01:01:02,320 --> 01:01:04,240
Speaker 9: that sound means Laser Stories has come to an end

1326
01:01:04,280 --> 01:01:06,160
Speaker 9: for the day. We'll do it again, same time.

1327
01:01:06,280 --> 01:01:08,800
Speaker 15: On Friday, brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

1328
01:01:17,360 --> 01:01:20,120
Speaker 9: We've got Jonathan on the phone, who's a first time

1329
01:01:20,240 --> 01:01:23,840
Speaker 9: caller into the show. He's a long time listener, though,

1330
01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:27,880
Speaker 9: he says any other time he's heard other contestants play

1331
01:01:27,960 --> 01:01:31,920
Speaker 9: this game, he thinks those people can beat Brooke.

1332
01:01:32,800 --> 01:01:34,520
Speaker 11: I should be able to curb Stomper.

1333
01:01:34,960 --> 01:01:35,240
Speaker 7: Wow.

1334
01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:36,960
Speaker 1: Life is full of comparisons.

1335
01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:41,720
Speaker 11: Brooks say hello to your new worst nightmare, Jonathan.

1336
01:01:42,520 --> 01:01:45,480
Speaker 1: Hey, Jonathan, Jonathan, this is a big days.

1337
01:01:45,480 --> 01:01:46,720
Speaker 8: Your first time making a phone call.

1338
01:01:46,800 --> 01:01:50,480
Speaker 4: Huh yeah yeah.

1339
01:01:50,560 --> 01:01:51,600
Speaker 8: Jeffs first calling.

1340
01:01:54,320 --> 01:01:55,000
Speaker 1: I got the joke.

1341
01:01:55,080 --> 01:01:58,960
Speaker 13: I'm sorry, yeah sorry.

1342
01:01:59,480 --> 01:02:00,800
Speaker 1: Jonathan cats up laughing.

1343
01:02:02,040 --> 01:02:05,080
Speaker 25: I have I have the privilege of tuning into Jose

1344
01:02:05,240 --> 01:02:06,160
Speaker 25: when he streams.

1345
01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:10,680
Speaker 9: Okay, okay, yeah, no, Jonathan, he just he laughs for

1346
01:02:10,800 --> 01:02:11,960
Speaker 9: hours and hours and hours.

1347
01:02:12,040 --> 01:02:13,360
Speaker 11: He's laughed out completely.

1348
01:02:13,640 --> 01:02:17,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, diaphragm was hurting. It's probably sore from the last stream.

1349
01:02:17,440 --> 01:02:17,640
Speaker 6: Yeah.

1350
01:02:17,840 --> 01:02:21,440
Speaker 4: Also, it's a d R one of my VIPs too.

1351
01:02:22,080 --> 01:02:23,200
Speaker 8: This is a very important person.

1352
01:02:23,280 --> 01:02:26,800
Speaker 11: Okay, you guys are respect down here.

1353
01:02:28,200 --> 01:02:30,880
Speaker 9: No brook is leaving the studio, so let's go over

1354
01:02:30,920 --> 01:02:32,960
Speaker 9: the rules real quick. He got thirty seconds answer as

1355
01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:34,800
Speaker 9: many questions as possible. If you don't know when, you

1356
01:02:34,840 --> 01:02:37,080
Speaker 9: could say pass. But you have to beat her outright if.

1357
01:02:37,000 --> 01:02:37,440
Speaker 6: You want to win.

1358
01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:38,200
Speaker 11: Are you ready?

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Speaker 4: Yes, sir?

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Speaker 11: Good luck Jonathan. Your time starts now on this day.

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Speaker 9: In two thousand and two, the Osbourne's reality TV show

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01:02:45,160 --> 01:02:51,080
Speaker 9: aired for the first time on What network? Which has

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01:02:51,360 --> 01:02:54,360
Speaker 9: more visitors annually? Disney World or disney Land?

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Speaker 4: Disney World.

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01:02:56,880 --> 01:02:59,160
Speaker 9: What Canadian baseball team was the first to have a

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Speaker 9: stadium with a tractable roof. Hawaiian pizza with ham and

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01:03:04,720 --> 01:03:08,880
Speaker 9: pineapple wasn't invented in Hawaii? What country? Was it invented in?

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Speaker 4: America?

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Speaker 8: Alright?

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Speaker 11: America?

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01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:19,440
Speaker 9: America? Okay, Jonathan, well done there, Brooks coming back into

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Speaker 9: the studio now. I believe so interesting that you are

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01:03:24,640 --> 01:03:31,320
Speaker 9: Jose's competition also streaming games on Twitch. Yeah, go, what's

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Speaker 9: the games that you like to play? Right now?

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Speaker 25: I'm doing a little bit of COD, a little bit

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Speaker 25: of pasmophobia, COD Call of Duty.

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Speaker 11: It's not a fishing game, brockets.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, what you fry fish in the game?

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Speaker 9: I like?

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Speaker 3: Is that like a British fish?

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Speaker 1: And chips saying.

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Speaker 8: Border up ding.

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Speaker 25: My my favorite thing that I love doing. That I've

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01:03:56,360 --> 01:03:59,280
Speaker 25: actually done to Jose a few times. Is I do

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Speaker 25: a Mickey now some personation.

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Speaker 9: We gotta hear it? Then go ahead, fella, See that's okay.

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Speaker 9: I was expecting a little bit more, Jonathan, Well done.

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Speaker 9: Now it's Brooks turn brook You ready over there?

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Speaker 11: Fellah?

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Speaker 9: Yeah, your time starts now on this day. In two

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01:04:30,720 --> 01:04:33,520
Speaker 9: thousand and two, the Osbourne's reality TV show aired for

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01:04:33,600 --> 01:04:37,120
Speaker 9: the first time on what network MTV, which has more

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01:04:37,240 --> 01:04:43,440
Speaker 9: visitors annually disney World or disney Land disney World. What

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01:04:43,640 --> 01:04:46,360
Speaker 9: Canadian baseball team was the first to have a stadium

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01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:50,960
Speaker 9: with a retractable roof. Hawaiian pizza with ham and pineapple

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01:04:51,240 --> 01:04:52,640
Speaker 9: was not invented in Hawaii?

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Speaker 11: What country?

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01:04:53,840 --> 01:04:54,560
Speaker 9: Was it invented in?

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01:04:55,520 --> 01:04:58,920
Speaker 11: Combining copper and tin makes what other metal?

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01:05:00,560 --> 01:05:00,840
Speaker 19: Hupper?

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01:05:02,280 --> 01:05:03,040
Speaker 1: Stainless steel?

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01:05:03,400 --> 01:05:03,880
Speaker 20: It's not it.

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01:05:06,360 --> 01:05:08,400
Speaker 9: Maybe it's a really cheap staidless steel. Well, let's go

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01:05:08,520 --> 01:05:10,760
Speaker 9: to the storeboard to see how you bolt did with Ose.

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01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:14,360
Speaker 11: I love crap I'm absolutely cuckoo for.

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01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:18,200
Speaker 5: Crap, Jonathan or as I know us Aph, you or

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01:05:18,240 --> 01:05:19,800
Speaker 5: you only got one correct today?

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01:05:21,640 --> 01:05:23,080
Speaker 13: Yep, you got four.

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01:05:26,080 --> 01:05:26,760
Speaker 8: Destroyed them.

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Speaker 11: I'm sorry, Mickey, you just got curb stomped by Brook.

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Speaker 9: What do you have to say to that.

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Speaker 4: Don't worry, I'll come back next time swinging.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's real voice.

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Speaker 9: Actually, yeah, tough coming out anyway, let's go over the

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01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:41,880
Speaker 9: answers for everybody on this day. In two thousand and two,

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01:05:41,920 --> 01:05:45,560
Speaker 9: the Osbourne's reality show aired on MTV for the first time.

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01:05:46,120 --> 01:05:49,840
Speaker 9: Between Disney World and Disneyland, disney World gets more visitors

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01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:54,520
Speaker 9: per year, fifty eight million compared to thirty million at Disneyland.

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01:05:54,600 --> 01:05:56,919
Speaker 8: I keep thinking it's gonna be Land, but it's like duh,

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Speaker 8: like World.

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Speaker 11: That's like five theme parks.

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Speaker 20: Yeah.

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Speaker 9: The Canadian baseball team with the first stadium dever retractable

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Speaker 9: roof was the Toronto Blue Jays in nineteen eighty nine

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01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:10,880
Speaker 9: with the SkyDome. Hawaiian pizza was not invented in Hawaii.

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Speaker 9: It actually came from Ontario, Canada in nineteen sixty two.

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Speaker 9: And putting together copper and ten makes bronze.

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Speaker 1: Oh there it is so.

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Speaker 9: Jonathan I'm sorry, not enough to beat Brooke today, but

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Speaker 9: just for playing, you do win a pair of tickets

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01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:28,800
Speaker 9: to see j Balvin yes Friday, May sixteenth, that Climate

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Speaker 9: Pledge Arena already.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I think Mickey Mouse wants to say before we

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Speaker 5: head out here, if your.

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Speaker 11: Twitch, hey, Johnath, then come back and play again soon.

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Speaker 9: All right, We're gonna do win Brooks Bucks, same time tomorrow,

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Speaker 9: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning.