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Speaker 1: Sports Radio. How many times am I going to have

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Speaker 2: All right, all right, gomen do your life from Philly.

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Speaker 1: It's the number one rated Polly and Tony.

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Speaker 2: Foolsco Show, y'all always Polly Fosco here with Tony Foolsco

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Speaker 2: and Tony Huge Show. We're going to give you our

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Speaker 2: reaction to this Tom Brady roast that people are calling

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Speaker 2: funny funny.

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Speaker 1: It was not funny at all, not even a little.

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Speaker 2: Little NBA, but that's all you're getting people, because nobody

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Speaker 3: No, everybody's lost interest already, Nobody cares anymore.

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Speaker 4: That's you.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we can read the room, can't we. Anyway.

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Speaker 2: That's why we're gonna do a lot of NFL talk today,

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Speaker 2: give the people what they wanted. You know, we're bringing

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Speaker 2: on someone who has literally the worst job in the

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Speaker 2: whole world. He's a Dallas Cowboys flock. Can you think

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Speaker 2: of a sadder existence? Anyway, You'm gonna get his reaction

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Speaker 1: Who knows what that means.

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Speaker 3: But let's just say you can bet that the judge

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Speaker 3: is gonna have some problems starting his car.

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Speaker 2: all right, our top story you know, all over our

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Speaker 2: social medias this week. You know, people they've been sharing

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Speaker 2: clips from this Tom Brady roast and saying it was

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Speaker 2: the funniest thing ever and whatnot. It wasn't funny in

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Speaker 2: the lightest. I mean, not funny at all, right, Tony,

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Speaker 2: not even a little bit. You know, first of all,

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Speaker 2: it was supposed to be a comedy. Where were all

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Speaker 2: the comedians. You know, if you're gonna have a roast, you.

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Speaker 3: Gotta invite actual funny people like Carrot Top, Jeff Dunham, Galiga.

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Speaker 3: I mean, you know, instead of hurling insults, Gallagher would

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Speaker 3: be hurling fru. You know, he'd be like, you want

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Speaker 3: to see the flating, and then he'd smash a watermelon

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Speaker 3: painted as a football and splattered the entire front row.

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Speaker 1: Now, that's comedy exactly. And you know who else they

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Speaker 1: should have had up at Tony who? Jeff Foxworth? Great?

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Speaker 1: Like he could have been like you might be.

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Speaker 2: A New England Patriot if you cheat at football, you know.

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Speaker 1: Would have brought the house down.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. And you know all those jokes, they don't

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Speaker 2: Exactly why you hit him with one? Now we have

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Speaker 1: Ye wait till you hear this one.

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Speaker 3: Hey, Tom Brady, you know I looked up your stats

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Speaker 3: and it says you got sacked a lot. Oh wait, sorry,

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Speaker 3: It's even funny. Hey Tom Brady, you're famous for telling

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Speaker 1: Oh what what's with you? Back then produced to look

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Speaker 1: He doesn't get the nuance. He's a comedy. Get comedy,

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Speaker 2: Staying in football, another strange story. After a recent practice,

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Speaker 2: Bengals QB coach Brad Kragthorpe said, Joe Burrow quote looked

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Speaker 1: I didn't see any difference. This is a very bizarre quote,

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Speaker 3: Yeah, of course he looks like Joe Burrow. That's because

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Speaker 3: he is Joe Burrow. Who else is he gonna look

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Speaker 3: Imagine if you're the Steelers defense and you're playing the

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Speaker 1: Just the very thought.

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Speaker 2: Provoking analysis there. Tony and were moving to the NBA

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Speaker 1: Clone of him. Wow. And this is just a very

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Speaker 3: You know, Jokic saying he wants to be cloned shows

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Speaker 3: can go wrong with cloning. Of course, I'm talking about

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Speaker 3: the great Arnold Schwarzeneger movie The Sixth Day. You know,

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Speaker 3: if you have a clone, he's gonna start taking over

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Speaker 3: I think Nicola Jokic needs to think before he says

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Speaker 1: Just terrifically said Tony.

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Speaker 2: And you know, another troubling situation we saw here t

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Speaker 2: this is just so much more of this pathetic skinny

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Speaker 1: I mean, isn't this just a pathetic isn't.

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Speaker 3: It absolutely what happened to real men in the NBA.

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Speaker 3: They wouldn't even miss a Tuesday night regular season game

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Speaker 3: to see their child get born. You know, in fact,

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Speaker 3: they'd ignore the child for the first eighteen years of

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Speaker 3: And think about it. You go see your child get born,

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Speaker 1: It's you skipping out on work. Just a terrible example

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Speaker 1: to set for a newborn child. Just so well, said Tony.

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Speaker 2: And on the subject of terrible examples, we must address

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Speaker 2: the utterly disgusting behavior from Bucks player Patrick Bev Horrible

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Speaker 2: You know, it's just so shameful to see someone behave

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Speaker 2: I just can't what was what was that?

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Speaker 3: You know, these are items I ordered from the Merstore

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Speaker 4: Uh do you subscribe to it? What do you mean?

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Speaker 2: In fact, I see our guests coming on the line,

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Speaker 2: I mean, maybe that you've been on this show before.

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Speaker 2: That's frankly, you were bad. Then all we can say

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Speaker 2: job Bobbly of all times, manager and editor of Blogging

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Speaker 2: the Boys, which covers the Dallas Cowboys. So that's all

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Speaker 1: To the show. Welcome back.

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Speaker 4: Great to be back, guys. I had some spare time

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Speaker 2: You know, we know cowboys that crumble under the pressures.

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Speaker 2: They just can't perform in the moment.

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Speaker 2: So first of all, oh, Jay, you know, we're three

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Speaker 2: move your team has made is signing their old running

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Speaker 4: you know both of you too much, you know that

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Speaker 4: giving him number fifteen. It feels like a big, old

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Speaker 4: corporate ploy. But I will say, at least the Cowboys

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Speaker 1: He's in his prime.

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Speaker 4: He went to the house Penn State doing. They're the

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Speaker 1: What this is called is called the distraction.

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Speaker 4: This is.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't answer the questions.

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Speaker 4: But the good news is the Eagles have done that

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Speaker 1: Here we go. He's jealous, I love Howie.

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Speaker 4: Jealous of Howie, and I am jealous. I mean, but

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Speaker 2: You're jealous because our team actually made moves in the

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Speaker 1: I mean, you run this blog. What the hell were

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Speaker 4: I'll be straight up with both of you. I respect

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Speaker 4: the Eagles greatly and mightily, much to my own person displeasure. However,

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Speaker 4: that they work so much harder than the Cowboys, significantly harder.

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Speaker 4: They look under way more rocks than the cowboys do,

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Speaker 4: and they lose to the Cowboys over and over and

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Speaker 3: Bro, you know you had it wrong. You said that

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Speaker 3: would you spend weeks and weeks of doing research when

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Speaker 3: you could just google Daniel Jeremiah's draft board and be.

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Speaker 1: Like, bull, exactly, we're done right there. There you go.

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Speaker 4: You could also just bring back a player who played

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Speaker 4: very well for you instead of you know me. Imagine

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Speaker 4: Tony a whole new person into the player database system

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Speaker 4: and getting a whole new person in HR's overall ecosystem.

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Speaker 4: The Cowboys did not do those. It was efficient.

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Speaker 1: You know enough of this, all right, let's talk about

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Speaker 2: You know your writers like you. You think you're so

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Speaker 2: clever with the analogies you come up with, your assimiles

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Speaker 2: is like the show Girl Meets World. So we have

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Speaker 4: Uh So, it's based on the original ninety show Boy

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Speaker 4: in school kind of followed the same path. I figured,

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Speaker 4: as diehard Philadelphia fans, you would know this, given that

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Speaker 4: the show allegedly took place in the city of brother

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Speaker 4: They love. Goes to show how inauthentic you both are.

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Speaker 4: Now we know the show bro it does speak to

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Speaker 4: the cowboys just trying to tie themselves to the past.

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Speaker 4: They've been accused of that a lot recently, but the

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Speaker 4: Zeke thing is a case steady example. But again, good

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Speaker 4: job by you guys not knowing anything about thee.

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Speaker 2: Well no, now the one who doesn't know no, because

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Speaker 2: you don't know how to talk to an audience. I mean,

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Speaker 2: you got to come up with better references. I mean, Tony,

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Speaker 2: give them a better reference than that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well, did you guys hear it? Did it work?

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Speaker 4: You're talking about it?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: We were so taken aback by it. We would take

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Speaker 3: it here to help you, bro. We want to show

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Speaker 3: you how it's done.

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Speaker 1: Bro.

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Speaker 4: But if it if it hit, and if it worked

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Speaker 4: and it created discussion and challenged us all intellectually, I feel.

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Speaker 3: Like if there's challenged intellectually, listen to everything. Watch this, bro,

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Speaker 3: This is how you do an analogy.

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Speaker 1: Bro? What about you know? Different strokes?

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Speaker 3: Jerry Jones is kind of like Philip Drummond who adopts

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Speaker 3: these two kids. Instead of Willis and Arnold, you have

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Speaker 3: Dak and Zeke. Isn't that better?

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Speaker 1: See? I understand that that makes sense.

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Speaker 4: I don't. I didn't watch that.

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Speaker 1: You disrespect different strokes, bro? You can okay?

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 3: He's another one. What about small Wonda? You know Zeke,

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Speaker 3: he's gonna have to compete. He's gonna have to compete

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Speaker 3: for a spot with running back Deuce Vaughan who's three

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Speaker 3: foot six you knowey?

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Speaker 4: Plus can they be accessed on the internet?

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Speaker 1: You can't than me?

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Speaker 5: Bro?

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Speaker 1: How old are you?

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Speaker 3: Bro?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I'm thirty four years old, and I'm also old enough

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Speaker 4: to you've.

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Speaker 1: Got to be old. One of my stand the business.

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Speaker 1: That's the problem.

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Speaker 2: We're trying to teach your age verification for guests on

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Speaker 2: this showy. Look, let's talk Dak Prescott. Right, he's entering

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Speaker 2: a contract here, right, you know he could potentially become

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Speaker 2: a free agent, right, yeah, if you had the guests

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Speaker 2: right now, which team will Doak Prescott play for next

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Speaker 2: year in the UFL.

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Speaker 4: I'm not familiar with the UFL teams obviously, but I

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Speaker 2: Hold on, you don't know small wonder, you don't know

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Speaker 2: different strokes UFL.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Ago bro really far back, But I will say

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Speaker 4: that my deepest fhere, if you would like to know,

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Speaker 4: is uh is the idea of Dak Prescott planning for

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Speaker 4: the New York Giants in twenty twenty five. That's that

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Speaker 4: would be a good thing to win you, Okay, that

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Speaker 4: would be more losses for you, though.

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Speaker 1: Bron kidding, media break please you know you.

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Speaker 4: Was likely eight and three lifetime record against the Eagles.

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Speaker 4: There's a lot of talk coming from a very very small.

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Speaker 3: Please hoo he beat Gardner, Minshew, come on please that

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Speaker 3: doesn't count.

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Speaker 1: Bro, Yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 4: And Carson Wentz your former favorite song, it doesn't count.

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Speaker 1: Exactly, Bro, don't we don't count. We don't talk about that.

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Speaker 1: That doesn't count. Bro, you got it, You got see.

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Speaker 2: You gotta pick the games that actually count. And when

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Speaker 2: you look at that, he's oho and two. It's just

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Speaker 2: very simple to see, ye exactly.

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Speaker 5: You know.

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Speaker 1: I know you're young.

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Speaker 2: Your mommy may maybe not let you stay up to

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Speaker 2: watch this, But do you see that Tom Brady roast?

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Speaker 1: You watch it?

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Speaker 4: I did? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I funny was that? How horrible was it?

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Speaker 5: Bro?

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Speaker 4: It was the second funniest thing I've seen this week.

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Speaker 4: Obviously thought it was funny, but I actually do you

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Speaker 4: want to pay you a compliment? I thought it was

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Speaker 4: kind of cowardly how they avoided the subject of Nick Foles.

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Speaker 4: If you're gonna do.

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Speaker 1: It, exactly, there you go, Bro.

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Speaker 3: Finally took forever, but we got a good, solid take

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Speaker 3: right there.

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Speaker 4: Bro, Here is something out they're very familiar with, talking

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Speaker 4: a lot about Dak Prescott.

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Speaker 2: But you know, let me teach you something about comedy

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Speaker 2: in the way it works. Because you're very young, you know,

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Speaker 2: you don't know you're watching these shows Girl Meets World.

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Speaker 2: You've never seen a classic like different Strokes. You don't

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Speaker 2: know comedy.

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Speaker 1: Know what the people like?

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Speaker 2: They like topical humor. Right, you get a guy like

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Speaker 2: Tom Brady. He's old and retired. That's why we got

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Speaker 2: a better idea for you. You're gonna love this. You're gonna

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Speaker 2: love this. Listen a roast of Dak Prescott. Don't you

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Speaker 2: think that would be a better idea.

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Speaker 4: It would if the Eagles could qualify to do it,

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Speaker 4: but they can't.

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Speaker 2: You you know, you can't even answer a question. Bro,

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Speaker 2: We give you a question and then you got to

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Speaker 2: go in a whole nother director.

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Speaker 1: You have to hear you da.

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Speaker 4: I will give each of you one roast.

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Speaker 2: We have several here, bro Tony read him some of

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Speaker 2: these jokes. You're gonna love them.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna lid to this one. This one's hilarious.

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Speaker 3: You know, you know Dak Prescott was born in the

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Speaker 3: town of Solfa, Louisiana, which makes total sense because he stinks.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's very funny.

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Speaker 1: Sorry it wasn't Girl Meets World. Yeah, exactly, bro.

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Speaker 4: To be clear, I never watched Girl Meets World. My

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Speaker 4: point of reference is about boy meets.

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Speaker 1: Didn't have enough hold on. We'll give you another one here,

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Speaker 1: Tony hit him with another one.

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Speaker 3: You know, people forget that Dak's middle name is Rain. Well, Dak,

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Speaker 3: you remind me of Rain, depressing to watch.

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Speaker 1: Oh you've done that?

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Speaker 4: He doesn't get it gets is quite pleasant.

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Speaker 1: Deliberating experience. Of course he does.

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Speaker 2: Dude, dude, you don't have a sense of humor. You're

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Speaker 2: not all right here?

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Speaker 1: All right? Maybe he needs a different style. Here we go.

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Speaker 1: If you ready for this, here we are.

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Speaker 3: You know, Dak is short for Dakota, which reminds me

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Speaker 3: of South Dakota, which was the thirty ninth state in

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Speaker 3: the Union. And you know what's also thirty ninth dak

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Speaker 3: among all NFL qbs.

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Speaker 1: Oh, get done that?

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Speaker 4: I would offer the referenced It was the thirty ninth

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Speaker 4: state in the Union. And it's this whole diet trabigan

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Speaker 4: around Tom Brady's roast, Tom Brady's New England Patriots beat Philadelphiegals.

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Speaker 1: Get out of it here, bro, he's gotta.

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Speaker 4: World.

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Speaker 1: You know what. Guess what a j o'chowa you know

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Speaker 1: what that rhymes with?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the get out you are the biggest buns killed.

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Speaker 4: Get out.

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Speaker 2: Can't take a bunch of directions.

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Speaker 1: The only direction you should go show is he off

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Speaker 1: the lone day, hang up the phone.

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Speaker 5: You know.

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Speaker 2: You can't bring these young kids on a show. Get references.

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Speaker 2: It's like exacts.

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Speaker 3: It's like I'm going through growing pains talking to young

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Speaker 3: people like this.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, let's not let him ruin, which was a

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Speaker 2: terrific show.

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Speaker 1: No, they want to thank our sponsor for of course.

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Speaker 2: Ups if it isn't someone i'd like say to the

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Speaker 2: bottom of the ocean.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, producing j what corrections? Why hurry up?

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Speaker 5: Just go? You actually believed Nikola Jokic said he wanted

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Speaker 5: to clone himself.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what he said. Bro. Read the news, bro, Yeah.

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Speaker 4: No he was.

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Speaker 5: He was obviously joking. You clearly just read a headline

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Speaker 5: and didn't bother reading the rest of the story.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, uh after the show, I'm going to

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Speaker 2: give you a rest for eternity.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't wait to read a story about you

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Speaker 3: in the obituary section. Oh you had done let's get

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Speaker 3: out of his shows.

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Speaker 5: Another thing you said the center for the te wolves

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Speaker 5: was Rudy Gobert.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, bro, Yeah, that's his name. Bro. Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Do you do you even watch basketball? It's Rudy Gobert.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well I can't wait, though, murderer, you yeah,

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Speaker 2: and I can't wait to shoot you with my revolve there.

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Speaker 1: Oh, or let's get out of here. We're finished.

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Speaker 4: What go?

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Speaker 5: You said you wanted to see the comedian Gallagher at

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Speaker 5: the Tom Brady Rose. Yea.

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Speaker 3: It would have been ten times funnier, Bro, much funnier, bro.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that probably would have been hard to pull off.

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Speaker 5: Concidering Gallagher died two years ago.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well you know who else should have died

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Speaker 1: two years ago?

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Speaker 2: You?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? And you know what, roast.

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Speaker 3: I can't wait to see when we burn your body alive?

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Speaker 2: Oh I didn't wait for Dony looked on the show.

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Speaker 1: Now this is a booking.

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Speaker 2: Super Bowl hero Eagles legend Nick Foles Away.

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Speaker 1: Go to Apple Podcasts.

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Speaker 2: Great review this show and support the merch store that

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Speaker 2: special Fusco bet merch and support our case against the government.

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Speaker 1: Ten day, Tony, great job, as always saying to you, Paully,

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Speaker 1: another falls show. Therego, We'll see people next week. To

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Speaker 1: see y'all, Okay,