1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:13,880 Speaker 1: Nicky Glazer Podcast. Here's Nikki. Hey everyone here I am. 2 00:00:13,920 --> 00:00:17,840 Speaker 1: It's Nicky Glazer. I'm here back in St. Louis. It's Wednesday. 3 00:00:17,880 --> 00:00:21,040 Speaker 1: It's the Nicki Glazer Podcast. Welcome to it. Uh, thank 4 00:00:21,079 --> 00:00:25,079 Speaker 1: you so much to everyone who, Um, you know who 5 00:00:25,120 --> 00:00:27,319 Speaker 1: you are, you know who I'm thinking. Shout out to 6 00:00:27,520 --> 00:00:32,760 Speaker 1: all my bustees who just you know, sometimes when you 7 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:36,320 Speaker 1: think it's the worst, the best comes from there's a 8 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:38,280 Speaker 1: rainbow at the end of the storm. Is all I 9 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:40,720 Speaker 1: want to say for how grateful I am for the 10 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:45,400 Speaker 1: outpouring of support and love that I got, um from 11 00:00:45,520 --> 00:00:52,479 Speaker 1: my emotional uh you know moments last week, yesterday or 12 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:55,080 Speaker 1: on Monday, I guess too. Um. I didn't cover it 13 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:56,920 Speaker 1: yesterday on the show, and I wanted to make sure 14 00:00:57,040 --> 00:01:00,000 Speaker 1: to UM. I think I wrote back to almost everyone 15 00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:03,160 Speaker 1: on who wrote me UM, because it was like an 16 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:06,200 Speaker 1: almost all of you said, I know you're getting so 17 00:01:06,240 --> 00:01:08,280 Speaker 1: many of these you don't need to write back. And 18 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:10,520 Speaker 1: sometimes I do hear that and I just like it 19 00:01:10,560 --> 00:01:12,600 Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, thanks for that person. But UM, 20 00:01:12,640 --> 00:01:16,280 Speaker 1: in this situation, I took the time to write back 21 00:01:16,319 --> 00:01:21,280 Speaker 1: because boy, um, you know, I just have to say, 22 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:25,880 Speaker 1: like it's just a nice reminder that truly like the 23 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:28,560 Speaker 1: worst moments in life and if you think back to 24 00:01:28,600 --> 00:01:30,440 Speaker 1: all the worst moments in your life, and maybe maybe 25 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:32,320 Speaker 1: this isn't true and I and I and I've been 26 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:35,280 Speaker 1: lucky enough to not go through some really hard times. 27 00:01:35,319 --> 00:01:38,520 Speaker 1: But like there's always some kind of silver lining that 28 00:01:38,560 --> 00:01:41,200 Speaker 1: you can find and I found it very quickly on 29 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:44,000 Speaker 1: this one with the just the amount of people that 30 00:01:44,440 --> 00:01:47,160 Speaker 1: I just felt so supported and I felt really good 31 00:01:47,160 --> 00:01:51,000 Speaker 1: about myself because I you don't you don't do you 32 00:01:51,000 --> 00:01:53,080 Speaker 1: don't write to people the way these people wrote to 33 00:01:53,120 --> 00:01:55,040 Speaker 1: me unless you care about them. And I just felt like, 34 00:01:55,360 --> 00:01:59,160 Speaker 1: oh my god, I have I or it made me 35 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:02,400 Speaker 1: feel good that I have made you feel like you're 36 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:05,120 Speaker 1: that close to me and because you are, even though 37 00:02:05,160 --> 00:02:06,559 Speaker 1: we don't know each other, you know what I'm saying, 38 00:02:06,640 --> 00:02:10,240 Speaker 1: Like it's I know that feeling and um because I 39 00:02:10,240 --> 00:02:12,120 Speaker 1: was just talking actually to someone yesterday about it, no 40 00:02:12,680 --> 00:02:15,880 Speaker 1: about how I'm so glad we do this show daily 41 00:02:16,520 --> 00:02:20,160 Speaker 1: and I love morning radio shows. Like I part of 42 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:24,200 Speaker 1: my morning routine is when I uh, you know, either 43 00:02:24,880 --> 00:02:26,880 Speaker 1: putting on stern it used to be stern, and I'm 44 00:02:27,120 --> 00:02:29,240 Speaker 1: I'm always a stern head. But I have a close 45 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:33,079 Speaker 1: friend that's on a local radio show here and now 46 00:02:33,120 --> 00:02:37,079 Speaker 1: I'm like obsessed with his morning radio show. It's called 47 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:39,239 Speaker 1: The Courtney Show. They do a podcast if you want 48 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:42,520 Speaker 1: like some fun. You know. I'm not trying to like, uh, 49 00:02:42,560 --> 00:02:45,239 Speaker 1: you know, get us competition, but it's just a show 50 00:02:45,280 --> 00:02:46,920 Speaker 1: I listened to every morning in St. Louis and they 51 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:49,800 Speaker 1: have a podcast of it, and it's just so fun 52 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:53,080 Speaker 1: and I learned so much and I just feel I 53 00:02:53,120 --> 00:02:54,680 Speaker 1: feel like they're my friends. And I used to have 54 00:02:54,720 --> 00:02:57,200 Speaker 1: that with Adam Corolla show um when he was with 55 00:02:57,320 --> 00:03:01,000 Speaker 1: Teresa Strasser and Danny bond Ducci. It was like this 56 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:03,520 Speaker 1: weird run where they were together maybe like a year 57 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:06,040 Speaker 1: and a half, maybe two years on the radio in 58 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:08,480 Speaker 1: l a. And I was babysitting and every day I 59 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:11,000 Speaker 1: would have to drive from the valley to Brentwood for 60 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:14,640 Speaker 1: this woman who would just be there the whole time. 61 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:18,160 Speaker 1: And like, man, I get it that parents just want 62 00:03:18,160 --> 00:03:19,959 Speaker 1: to work from home and sometimes have that nanny in 63 00:03:20,000 --> 00:03:23,400 Speaker 1: the next room. It's so much more annoying when you're 64 00:03:23,440 --> 00:03:25,800 Speaker 1: still there when you're when you're nanny, because the kids 65 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:27,880 Speaker 1: know you're there and they can always just go find 66 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:30,120 Speaker 1: the parents anytime you don't give them what they want 67 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:32,680 Speaker 1: or that, or like you hit them or something and 68 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:34,600 Speaker 1: they don't like it. I'm just kidding. I did kick 69 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:37,480 Speaker 1: maud Apataw and the or not maud iris Apatawa in 70 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:39,680 Speaker 1: the face one time and Judd was home. I used 71 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:42,840 Speaker 1: to baby Judd Apata was kids and Judd was home 72 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:45,840 Speaker 1: one time and uh, it was one of those circumstances 73 00:03:45,840 --> 00:03:47,800 Speaker 1: where he was just like having like you know, lunch 74 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:50,840 Speaker 1: meetings with people in the in the west wing or 75 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:55,280 Speaker 1: whatever section of their house, and um uh they I 76 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:57,720 Speaker 1: remember like actudentally kicking Iris in the face because I 77 00:03:57,760 --> 00:04:00,760 Speaker 1: was doing a I was trying to beat mod in 78 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:04,720 Speaker 1: a swim competition. I was like competitive with like Modest 79 00:04:04,760 --> 00:04:09,120 Speaker 1: like was so funny and didn't really like believe that 80 00:04:09,200 --> 00:04:11,480 Speaker 1: I Like she just didn't Like she was like you 81 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:13,400 Speaker 1: shouldn't beat babysitting, Like she was kind of just like 82 00:04:13,400 --> 00:04:15,280 Speaker 1: I'm smarter than you, like kind of that attitude, and 83 00:04:15,320 --> 00:04:17,359 Speaker 1: she was right like I was like a mess at 84 00:04:17,400 --> 00:04:18,599 Speaker 1: that point in my life, and I think she just 85 00:04:18,640 --> 00:04:20,880 Speaker 1: kind of like saw through me. But I remember she 86 00:04:20,960 --> 00:04:23,480 Speaker 1: was like challenged me to a swim off and I 87 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:26,599 Speaker 1: was like I'm gonna show you whose boss now, girl, 88 00:04:27,279 --> 00:04:30,240 Speaker 1: and uh, I kicked off the wall and did a 89 00:04:30,240 --> 00:04:33,719 Speaker 1: breaststroke kick, which you know that kick, you know, you 90 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:36,960 Speaker 1: know the one, and my heel Iris was behind us, 91 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:39,000 Speaker 1: being like I'll watch you guys, and I was like yeah, 92 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:40,800 Speaker 1: and I didn't know she was gonna like be right 93 00:04:40,800 --> 00:04:42,840 Speaker 1: behind us, and I just bam right in her eye 94 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:47,320 Speaker 1: socket and was like obviously lost the race because I 95 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:51,520 Speaker 1: had to attend to the child again, but um no, 96 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:56,200 Speaker 1: I just remember, uh, like she's screaming and I'm like, 97 00:04:56,200 --> 00:04:58,440 Speaker 1: oh my god, baby, I'm so sorry. Are you okay? 98 00:04:58,440 --> 00:05:01,400 Speaker 1: And she was just like she runs out of the 99 00:05:01,400 --> 00:05:03,320 Speaker 1: pool and I'm like, oh no, when she runs off 100 00:05:03,320 --> 00:05:05,440 Speaker 1: to get her dad, and which I would have done too. 101 00:05:05,920 --> 00:05:07,960 Speaker 1: And he was so nice. I'll never forget how nice 102 00:05:07,960 --> 00:05:11,120 Speaker 1: he was. And he was just like, you know, because 103 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:16,360 Speaker 1: she's like nicky, gives me a face, and he was 104 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:18,560 Speaker 1: just like very understood. He like made it, you know, 105 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:22,040 Speaker 1: he was very nurturing to her feelings while also not 106 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:24,960 Speaker 1: making me feel like I was like this demon babysitter 107 00:05:25,120 --> 00:05:29,480 Speaker 1: like hand that rocks the cradle kind of like uh 108 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:32,000 Speaker 1: and you know what, Like it was just he just 109 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:35,000 Speaker 1: handled it perfectly. And it was my biggest fear for 110 00:05:35,120 --> 00:05:38,760 Speaker 1: him to ever be inconvenienced by my like lack of 111 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:42,600 Speaker 1: babysitting skills. So he was very cool about it. And uh, 112 00:05:42,680 --> 00:05:44,320 Speaker 1: but yeah, I used to babysit every day for this 113 00:05:44,520 --> 00:05:47,960 Speaker 1: woman in Brentwood, this before APPT I was and oh 114 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:50,039 Speaker 1: my god, I did not like her and her kid. 115 00:05:50,120 --> 00:05:52,920 Speaker 1: They used to watch the show called the um oh 116 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:54,720 Speaker 1: my god, what is it called. The only thing I 117 00:05:54,760 --> 00:05:57,040 Speaker 1: got from this babysitting experience was there was this show 118 00:05:57,120 --> 00:06:00,280 Speaker 1: that had animals. I mean that is not narrowing it down, 119 00:06:00,320 --> 00:06:03,480 Speaker 1: but it was like it was a beautiful intro song 120 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:07,200 Speaker 1: to this kids show, which I bet parents listening are like, 121 00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:09,279 Speaker 1: oh yeah, there's some kind of songs I do, like 122 00:06:09,279 --> 00:06:12,080 Speaker 1: like baby Shark, we're all done with, but sometimes there's 123 00:06:12,200 --> 00:06:15,040 Speaker 1: a little jingle that you're like, that's so soothing. They 124 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:19,679 Speaker 1: kind of nailed it. Or it was called oh my God, 125 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:23,840 Speaker 1: it was like these these animals. It was like, um, oh, 126 00:06:23,880 --> 00:06:25,760 Speaker 1: I'm gonna find it. I'm gonna look for it on 127 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:28,160 Speaker 1: the break because I can't I can't even begin to sing. 128 00:06:28,200 --> 00:06:32,160 Speaker 1: And it's like we're the backyard against backyard Agains, No, 129 00:06:32,360 --> 00:06:34,680 Speaker 1: will you pull up the backyard against theme song? It's 130 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:38,200 Speaker 1: so cute and beautiful and soothing. But I would that's 131 00:06:38,240 --> 00:06:40,039 Speaker 1: the only good thing I got from that gig. But 132 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:42,040 Speaker 1: I would always drive there every morning over the hill, 133 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:44,039 Speaker 1: about four or five minute drive. I would get excited 134 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:46,880 Speaker 1: when there was traffic because it would be more Teresa, 135 00:06:47,480 --> 00:06:51,480 Speaker 1: Adam and uh, what's his name in the morning, Danny Body, Ducy. 136 00:06:51,520 --> 00:06:53,120 Speaker 1: It was so fun. That was my first time. I 137 00:06:53,160 --> 00:06:55,440 Speaker 1: was like, I'm obsessed with this, like gang and they're 138 00:06:55,440 --> 00:06:58,520 Speaker 1: my friends. Wait did you find the backyard Agains? Get ready. 139 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:00,880 Speaker 1: It's like this magical world and it's these animals all 140 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:02,960 Speaker 1: singing in harmony, and it's so soothing. And I think 141 00:07:02,960 --> 00:07:05,880 Speaker 1: it's what you hear when you get to heaven. I 142 00:07:05,880 --> 00:07:07,120 Speaker 1: think it will be what I hear when I get 143 00:07:07,120 --> 00:07:16,480 Speaker 1: to heaven. I mean, all they do is just explore 144 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:19,960 Speaker 1: the backyard. Okay, this is a little bit more haunting 145 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,560 Speaker 1: than I remember. This is kind of maybe what you're 146 00:07:22,560 --> 00:07:24,360 Speaker 1: gonna hear when you get to hell. Wait, this this 147 00:07:24,440 --> 00:07:35,239 Speaker 1: harmony we have backyard the backyard against? Oh that last part. 148 00:07:35,640 --> 00:07:38,600 Speaker 1: I don't know what's so soothing about it. I just 149 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:41,880 Speaker 1: love it. Does there any like children's songs? Noah, that 150 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,960 Speaker 1: stand out to you, like for children's TV shows. At 151 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:49,720 Speaker 1: the Elephant Show, there was Eureka's Castle, Eureka's Castle. You 152 00:07:49,760 --> 00:07:52,200 Speaker 1: would have loved Eureka's Castle. I feel like you are 153 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:55,240 Speaker 1: Eureka's Castle. Do you know that show? No? I don't, 154 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:56,680 Speaker 1: And I don't know what I mean by you are 155 00:07:56,720 --> 00:08:00,520 Speaker 1: Eureka's Castle, But like there's something about Eureka. I think 156 00:08:00,520 --> 00:08:03,120 Speaker 1: he maybe run me of Eureka. I don't know, but 157 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:05,400 Speaker 1: that was a great puppet show. Muppet Show. Wait, what 158 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:10,960 Speaker 1: shows did you watch? This little kid? I watched Muppet Babies. Oh, 159 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,960 Speaker 1: if we're going to talk about classic theme songs, Muppet 160 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:18,200 Speaker 1: Babies will do the same for you. When your world 161 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:21,400 Speaker 1: is kind of weird and you wish that you weren't there, 162 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:25,160 Speaker 1: just close your eyes and make believe you can be. 163 00:08:25,240 --> 00:08:28,520 Speaker 1: And it's so I love That's that one's a good one. 164 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:32,240 Speaker 1: It's like a do Op fifties one. Uh, Nanny, you 165 00:08:32,280 --> 00:08:34,960 Speaker 1: never see your face? Yeah, you remember when they used 166 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:39,679 Speaker 1: to open that closet door and it would be another dimension. Yea. 167 00:08:40,600 --> 00:08:44,680 Speaker 1: I loved Fraggle Rock. I loved Um The Elephant Show. 168 00:08:46,080 --> 00:08:48,520 Speaker 1: Do you remember that skinnamurrink you didn't get ink skinnermar 169 00:08:48,559 --> 00:08:50,480 Speaker 1: rink you do? That was a weird one that was 170 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:53,200 Speaker 1: like a Canadian one that was I think Nickelodeon bought 171 00:08:53,240 --> 00:08:56,880 Speaker 1: the rights to UM. Sorry to have this nostalgia bomb 172 00:08:57,000 --> 00:08:59,000 Speaker 1: right now, but yeah, I used to always just listen 173 00:08:59,040 --> 00:09:00,400 Speaker 1: to that Morning Rainy to show on the way to 174 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:03,560 Speaker 1: that stupid job. Oh man, I think one of my 175 00:09:03,559 --> 00:09:07,240 Speaker 1: biggest regrets in life was, UM, I hooked up with 176 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,680 Speaker 1: a guy that I really liked and I just was 177 00:09:09,880 --> 00:09:12,400 Speaker 1: hung over and like I didn't want to go to 178 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:15,000 Speaker 1: that job, and I was in venice at his place, 179 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:19,240 Speaker 1: and I remember calling and lying to the woman or 180 00:09:19,280 --> 00:09:21,240 Speaker 1: texting the woman and lying and saying I had an 181 00:09:21,280 --> 00:09:23,760 Speaker 1: audition and I couldn't make it, and I was like 182 00:09:23,760 --> 00:09:25,320 Speaker 1: I was supposed to be there in like a half hour, 183 00:09:25,480 --> 00:09:29,319 Speaker 1: you know, like real shitty and lied and I remember 184 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:32,160 Speaker 1: her being like this isn't cool, like we rely on you, 185 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:35,320 Speaker 1: and I was like, I mean, I really should probably 186 00:09:35,320 --> 00:09:36,520 Speaker 1: try to find a way to reach out to that 187 00:09:36,559 --> 00:09:38,920 Speaker 1: woman and apologize because that was a straight up lie. 188 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:42,680 Speaker 1: You don't need to lie, you know, you know what 189 00:09:42,720 --> 00:09:44,760 Speaker 1: it could you know in that circumstance. Now, if I 190 00:09:44,800 --> 00:09:47,760 Speaker 1: was hungover in bed with the dude, I just didn't 191 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:50,080 Speaker 1: want to go, and I said it was gonna go. 192 00:09:50,120 --> 00:09:51,560 Speaker 1: First of all, I think I would just go now 193 00:09:51,640 --> 00:09:55,360 Speaker 1: because I realized that you got to do that. But 194 00:09:56,600 --> 00:09:58,360 Speaker 1: if I really didn't want to go, I would just 195 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:02,960 Speaker 1: say ID too much last night. I'm really ashamed to 196 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:05,840 Speaker 1: tell you this. I feel like hell today and I 197 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:08,600 Speaker 1: would not be the best for your kids. Can I 198 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:11,319 Speaker 1: please possibly find a friend to replace me that would 199 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:14,720 Speaker 1: be um, you know that won't hit them as much 200 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:19,600 Speaker 1: as I do. Um No, I Uh, I'm making these 201 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:21,880 Speaker 1: jokes about the hitting because one time I did babysit 202 00:10:21,960 --> 00:10:24,679 Speaker 1: a kid and we had a tickle fight because that's 203 00:10:24,679 --> 00:10:28,360 Speaker 1: what she wanted to do. And uh, I like I 204 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:29,960 Speaker 1: me and my sister when we would have tickle fights, 205 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:31,640 Speaker 1: we would like pin each other down and like go 206 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:36,480 Speaker 1: like I would like get both of her like arms 207 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:40,160 Speaker 1: pinned with my knees. I mean it was almost sexual. Uh, 208 00:10:40,679 --> 00:10:44,000 Speaker 1: it kind of Really, there's a lot of gray area 209 00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:47,840 Speaker 1: between tickling and this kind of sub genre. I watch 210 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,920 Speaker 1: a porn called forced orgasms, and I'm really sorry I 211 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:52,520 Speaker 1: did go from kids store, Like I'm not trying to 212 00:10:52,559 --> 00:10:55,920 Speaker 1: do that, but there there's something fetishy about tickling, and 213 00:10:56,200 --> 00:10:58,560 Speaker 1: I would never cross those wires with this with this kid, 214 00:10:58,559 --> 00:11:00,640 Speaker 1: but I think that some of my like like being 215 00:11:00,640 --> 00:11:03,000 Speaker 1: tied down and like forced to do things, there's a 216 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:04,880 Speaker 1: tickle element to it. Even though I hate tickling and 217 00:11:04,920 --> 00:11:06,480 Speaker 1: I would never want that, And whenever I see porn 218 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:10,080 Speaker 1: with tickling, I'm like, who the hell wants this? Anyway, 219 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:13,120 Speaker 1: I was tickling this girl, and you know how with kids, 220 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:15,480 Speaker 1: it'll go from like they're laughing to like they're like 221 00:11:15,640 --> 00:11:19,160 Speaker 1: they hate it in like one second. And again that 222 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:21,600 Speaker 1: can happen with sex, where you're like safe word like 223 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:24,800 Speaker 1: and it's just like and I stopped immediately because she 224 00:11:24,840 --> 00:11:27,760 Speaker 1: said pineapple or whatever the safe word was. Um, she 225 00:11:27,840 --> 00:11:30,800 Speaker 1: started like I realized that she wasn't laughing, she was crying, 226 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:33,080 Speaker 1: and she was like embarrassed. I think that, like, you know, 227 00:11:33,200 --> 00:11:37,280 Speaker 1: she was like that. I like dominated so much because like, yeah, 228 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:40,800 Speaker 1: I'm only a tickle Tickle fight champion and I was 229 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:43,920 Speaker 1: not an adult, but I was probably like sixteen, and 230 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:45,600 Speaker 1: I remember when her parents got she would wouldn't talk 231 00:11:45,600 --> 00:11:46,400 Speaker 1: to me the most of the time. I was like, 232 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:49,560 Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, so mad. Her parents got home and 233 00:11:49,559 --> 00:11:53,160 Speaker 1: she was like, nicky hit me, and I was like, 234 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:56,400 Speaker 1: it was just kind of my word against hers, and 235 00:11:56,440 --> 00:12:01,040 Speaker 1: like you gotta believe the kid, or at least like 236 00:12:01,040 --> 00:12:03,560 Speaker 1: like honor that they're saying that, even if they are 237 00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:05,520 Speaker 1: making it up. So I think the parents were just 238 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:07,760 Speaker 1: kind of like, Okay, we'll deal with this, but like 239 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:09,880 Speaker 1: not happy with me. And I was like, we were tickling, 240 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:12,439 Speaker 1: and I I guess I went too long. I didn't 241 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:15,720 Speaker 1: know um, but I used to. I wrote a joke 242 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:18,000 Speaker 1: about it that I used to do that said, you 243 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:19,920 Speaker 1: know a girl, I was tickling her and I totally 244 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:22,440 Speaker 1: won because I like smoked her. Dude, I like way bigger, 245 00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,560 Speaker 1: So of course she's just such an idiot to challenge me. 246 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:26,400 Speaker 1: I was like doing this character and they pinned her 247 00:12:26,440 --> 00:12:27,920 Speaker 1: down and I was tickling her and then she started 248 00:12:27,920 --> 00:12:29,920 Speaker 1: freaking out. I stopped immediately, and then her parents came 249 00:12:29,920 --> 00:12:32,000 Speaker 1: home and she was like she she hit me, and 250 00:12:32,000 --> 00:12:33,319 Speaker 1: I was like, I did not hit her. Was a 251 00:12:33,360 --> 00:12:34,880 Speaker 1: tickle fight, and they were like, you know what, We're 252 00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,959 Speaker 1: just gonna choose to believe our daughter and we're not 253 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:40,920 Speaker 1: gonna need to use you anymore. And I was like okay, 254 00:12:40,960 --> 00:12:42,760 Speaker 1: and so then I hit the girl because I'm like, listen, 255 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:44,640 Speaker 1: if you're gonna think I got I hit her, I 256 00:12:44,679 --> 00:12:47,000 Speaker 1: want to get one in And that was my joke. 257 00:12:47,160 --> 00:12:50,640 Speaker 1: But no, I, um, actually I think those that girl 258 00:12:50,720 --> 00:12:53,119 Speaker 1: is like twenty five now or something. It's just ridiculous 259 00:12:53,679 --> 00:12:56,080 Speaker 1: and um, she still has those rug burns from that 260 00:12:56,120 --> 00:13:00,200 Speaker 1: tickle fight to this day. UM. I want to weakly 261 00:13:00,200 --> 00:13:02,400 Speaker 1: address before we get Andrew in. Here's a bestie wrote 262 00:13:02,400 --> 00:13:05,240 Speaker 1: Man said, do I have any advice for going to 263 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:09,600 Speaker 1: one of my shows alone? And let me say this, Uh, 264 00:13:09,679 --> 00:13:12,760 Speaker 1: let's get other besties who are going to shows alone 265 00:13:13,160 --> 00:13:17,680 Speaker 1: to UM, I don't know. Maybe maybe at us on 266 00:13:17,720 --> 00:13:21,880 Speaker 1: your stories in fan tracks, they could leave us a voicemail. Great, 267 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:24,280 Speaker 1: if you're going to one of my upcoming shows alone, 268 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,840 Speaker 1: you could fans access, you could add us in our 269 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:29,599 Speaker 1: stories at nicki glazer Pod and we'll really posted in 270 00:13:29,679 --> 00:13:33,040 Speaker 1: the stories and we'll um, we'll maybe hook you up. 271 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:35,040 Speaker 1: But if if listen, if you can't find another bestie, 272 00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:38,240 Speaker 1: which that's almost like more scary meeting a stranger than 273 00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:43,400 Speaker 1: um than just going alone, I would say, make friends 274 00:13:43,400 --> 00:13:46,160 Speaker 1: with people next to you, like and maybe you're you're 275 00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:50,000 Speaker 1: you have social anxiety that doesn't become eazy to you. So, girl, 276 00:13:50,040 --> 00:13:52,320 Speaker 1: who's going to my upcoming show alone? Let's say you 277 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:54,839 Speaker 1: get in your seat and there's people next, because I've 278 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:56,920 Speaker 1: gone to will Goo shows alone, a lot of shows alone, 279 00:13:56,960 --> 00:13:59,280 Speaker 1: and I felt what you're feeling before, where it's like 280 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:01,840 Speaker 1: people are gonna think I couldn't find anyone. They're gonna 281 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:03,199 Speaker 1: think I got stood up for a date. They they're 282 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:04,640 Speaker 1: gonna think I have no friends, are gonna think I'm 283 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:07,240 Speaker 1: like a weirdo. That's gonna like murder Nikki, because who 284 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:09,600 Speaker 1: goes to a show alone except like to assassinate. You know, 285 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:11,880 Speaker 1: you don't really bring a friend to go assassinate. That's 286 00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:14,200 Speaker 1: why they don't let people go see that um big 287 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:17,079 Speaker 1: thing in the huts and yards anymore, that big um 288 00:14:17,160 --> 00:14:19,240 Speaker 1: you know, that weird complex. People kept jumping off it 289 00:14:19,280 --> 00:14:21,280 Speaker 1: and killing themselves. So now they've made it so you 290 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:25,280 Speaker 1: cannot go oculus or something. What the oculus it's called. Yes, 291 00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:27,840 Speaker 1: I think that's what it's called. But it's interesting because 292 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:29,840 Speaker 1: they have a sign up now that you you cannot 293 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:32,040 Speaker 1: buy a ticket to go up in it as one person. 294 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:34,520 Speaker 1: You have to go with two because guests who never 295 00:14:34,600 --> 00:14:38,400 Speaker 1: kills themselves, someone who has a friend. So I don't 296 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:42,240 Speaker 1: mean that. Well, this took a downwards spiral swing. But 297 00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:44,760 Speaker 1: if you're going to my show alone, you are. If 298 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:47,240 Speaker 1: you've even bought the ticket and like, aren't sure if 299 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:49,160 Speaker 1: you can even go because it's so scary to but 300 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:51,040 Speaker 1: you bought that one ticket. That means you have it 301 00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:53,520 Speaker 1: in you to do this, and I really believe in you, 302 00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,160 Speaker 1: and I've done it before too. You can do this. 303 00:14:55,560 --> 00:14:58,440 Speaker 1: Go alone. Sit there, make conversation with the people next 304 00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,960 Speaker 1: to you. If they look at you weird, if you 305 00:15:00,200 --> 00:15:01,960 Speaker 1: have a feeling they're looking at you, word to say, 306 00:15:02,320 --> 00:15:04,600 Speaker 1: I'm here alone. Have you ever heard Nikki say that 307 00:15:04,640 --> 00:15:07,600 Speaker 1: people should go to shows alone. All my friends were 308 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:09,920 Speaker 1: working and couldn't afford it. It's just like I just 309 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:12,640 Speaker 1: had to go. Will you guys be my friends? You know, 310 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:15,120 Speaker 1: anyone going to my show is going to be like 311 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:18,800 Speaker 1: yeah girl. In fact, oh my god. I went to 312 00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:23,120 Speaker 1: see Dave Chappelle alone in two thousand two or three, 313 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:25,760 Speaker 1: my first comedy show ever. I wasn't even doing comedy yet, 314 00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:29,560 Speaker 1: you guys, I just started thinking about doing comedy. So 315 00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:33,080 Speaker 1: my friend had just this is how we got into comedy. 316 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:34,640 Speaker 1: Everyone was telling me I should be a comedian my 317 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:37,080 Speaker 1: freshman year of college. Sorry, I'm talking so fast, slow 318 00:15:37,120 --> 00:15:38,240 Speaker 1: it down if you want to, but I gotta get 319 00:15:38,240 --> 00:15:40,480 Speaker 1: through this before we get bringing into So everyone's telling 320 00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:42,760 Speaker 1: me I should do stand up comedy. I eventually my 321 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:44,520 Speaker 1: friend walked into my room and was like, you're doing 322 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:46,600 Speaker 1: this and she had a flyer that said like my 323 00:15:46,640 --> 00:15:48,600 Speaker 1: Actually my friends still has the flyer. She sent a 324 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:50,280 Speaker 1: picture of it to me. It was like March sixteen, 325 00:15:50,360 --> 00:15:53,360 Speaker 1: and it was like, uh, you know at Old Maine 326 00:15:53,480 --> 00:15:57,360 Speaker 1: On University of Colorado Boulder Campus stand Up Showcase and 327 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:58,720 Speaker 1: I was She was like, you're doing this and I 328 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,720 Speaker 1: was like all right. So I signed up for it. 329 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:02,280 Speaker 1: And I was signed up for it and I was like, funk, 330 00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:04,280 Speaker 1: I don't even know what this is. I don't even 331 00:16:04,320 --> 00:16:06,480 Speaker 1: watch stand up comedy, like I've seen like the grades 332 00:16:06,520 --> 00:16:10,040 Speaker 1: and stuff, but like, what the hell? So I googled 333 00:16:10,400 --> 00:16:13,000 Speaker 1: stand up comedy Denver because it was near enough. Then 334 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,400 Speaker 1: I saw this guy Dave Chappelle. This mind you, this 335 00:16:15,440 --> 00:16:18,280 Speaker 1: is two doesn't do this before Chappelle show. This is 336 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:21,360 Speaker 1: before I did. I hadn't seen Half Baked. I didn't 337 00:16:21,400 --> 00:16:22,760 Speaker 1: know who this guy was. I look him up and 338 00:16:22,760 --> 00:16:26,320 Speaker 1: I go that's the guy from You've Got Mail. I 339 00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:32,400 Speaker 1: love that guy. Kathleen Kelly, Kathleen Kelly, that's he's the 340 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:34,880 Speaker 1: guy on the treadmill next to Tom Hanks and You've 341 00:16:34,880 --> 00:16:37,320 Speaker 1: Got Mail, who's like and he's the one that sees 342 00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:40,080 Speaker 1: Kathleen Kelly at the cafe and knows that it's Kathleen 343 00:16:40,160 --> 00:16:42,120 Speaker 1: Kelly who Tom's Hanks is talking to do before Tom 344 00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:44,600 Speaker 1: Hanks goes, and he goes. He goes up to the 345 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:47,760 Speaker 1: window and he's like, you know, um, and Tom Hanks 346 00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,240 Speaker 1: is like, what does she look like? What do you 347 00:16:49,240 --> 00:16:51,840 Speaker 1: see her? And he's like, you know, she's got the 348 00:16:51,880 --> 00:16:55,160 Speaker 1: same coloring as that, uh, that Kathleen and Kelly girl. 349 00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,280 Speaker 1: And he goes, all right, Kathleen Gallis, she's a good 350 00:16:57,320 --> 00:17:00,240 Speaker 1: looking girl. Okay, all right, and he goes, you know, 351 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,800 Speaker 1: he goes, yeah, I'll take that. He goes because, UM, 352 00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:05,240 Speaker 1: let me tell you, man, if you if you don't 353 00:17:05,280 --> 00:17:07,560 Speaker 1: like the way Kathleen Kelly looks, you're not gonna like 354 00:17:07,640 --> 00:17:10,080 Speaker 1: this girl. And he goes, yeah, I know Kathleen Kelly. 355 00:17:10,480 --> 00:17:13,080 Speaker 1: When he goes because it is Kathleen and Kelly and 356 00:17:13,119 --> 00:17:17,360 Speaker 1: then he looks in He's like, and Dave Chabelle, Oh man, 357 00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:18,840 Speaker 1: it's just so Dave Savell is so good and that 358 00:17:18,920 --> 00:17:20,840 Speaker 1: he's so funny. I went to go see Dave Chabelle 359 00:17:20,880 --> 00:17:23,440 Speaker 1: for the first time as a stand up because I 360 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:25,760 Speaker 1: of You've Got Mail. I think I might be the 361 00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:27,879 Speaker 1: only person in history who was a Dave Chabelle fan, 362 00:17:28,119 --> 00:17:30,639 Speaker 1: because if You've Got Mail and nothing else. And I 363 00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:32,800 Speaker 1: went to Denver as a freshman in college. I took 364 00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:35,840 Speaker 1: a like four buses because I was broke as fuck 365 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:38,040 Speaker 1: in the inner city. It was in this part of 366 00:17:38,080 --> 00:17:40,960 Speaker 1: Denver that I was the only white person. And I'm 367 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,480 Speaker 1: only saying that because it was true, and I'm not 368 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:45,200 Speaker 1: kidding you. I was one of the only white people 369 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,919 Speaker 1: at the show, if not the only one. It was 370 00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,879 Speaker 1: a It was like one of his block parties. There 371 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:51,320 Speaker 1: were people dancing on stage. I mean, it was not 372 00:17:51,359 --> 00:17:53,960 Speaker 1: a classical stand up show. But I went in and 373 00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,480 Speaker 1: I made friends with other people there because they saw 374 00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:58,919 Speaker 1: that I was alone and they adopted me in and 375 00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:01,199 Speaker 1: I felt like, I'm made friends at the show. So 376 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:05,840 Speaker 1: I've been you. And people like being kind to people 377 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:08,040 Speaker 1: who are alone, and especially someone who's taking a chance 378 00:18:08,080 --> 00:18:11,400 Speaker 1: like that. So just just straight up be be your 379 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:14,119 Speaker 1: bravest self. I know you have social anxiety. You can 380 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:16,800 Speaker 1: do this every like I was saying on the part, 381 00:18:17,119 --> 00:18:18,879 Speaker 1: You're not special to think and I'm not talking to 382 00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:21,200 Speaker 1: you Busty who wrote in. But if you think of 383 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:23,240 Speaker 1: social anxiety and like no, I can't do that, you 384 00:18:23,240 --> 00:18:25,760 Speaker 1: could do that, but I can't. NICKI. If we you 385 00:18:25,840 --> 00:18:28,440 Speaker 1: have a voice, you have an able body, you can 386 00:18:28,560 --> 00:18:31,960 Speaker 1: do this. Say I'm at the show alone, nick Us says, 387 00:18:32,000 --> 00:18:33,320 Speaker 1: to go alone. So I did it. I don't know 388 00:18:33,359 --> 00:18:35,760 Speaker 1: what I'm doing. I will you guys like be my friend, 389 00:18:35,800 --> 00:18:39,080 Speaker 1: and even if they're like, oh no, kill kill them 390 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,320 Speaker 1: and then enjoy the show and look to your left 391 00:18:41,320 --> 00:18:44,200 Speaker 1: and and ask that person because someone will be friends 392 00:18:44,240 --> 00:18:46,399 Speaker 1: with you. I guarantee it. If they're not, I'll kick 393 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:47,800 Speaker 1: him out of my show. You can d M me 394 00:18:47,840 --> 00:18:49,600 Speaker 1: and say the people next to me were rude, and 395 00:18:49,640 --> 00:18:54,120 Speaker 1: I'll say, we actually have to ask seven h row 396 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:58,080 Speaker 1: c to to exit, um because you have COVID. We 397 00:18:58,160 --> 00:19:00,359 Speaker 1: just found out you have COVID, and I'll come out 398 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:11,040 Speaker 1: if they're me to let's bring it. Andrew, good morning. 399 00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:13,679 Speaker 1: It's nice to be back. In the same room as you. 400 00:19:13,840 --> 00:19:21,280 Speaker 1: It's been so long since looked at me. Uh, sat 401 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:23,880 Speaker 1: in the chair and said, I'm sorry. Well, no, that's 402 00:19:23,880 --> 00:19:26,199 Speaker 1: been like three days. I think I apologized to you 403 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:29,480 Speaker 1: every other day. Hold me down then look think you 404 00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:33,040 Speaker 1: make it stop. Thinkin you look at something there's I 405 00:19:33,119 --> 00:19:36,040 Speaker 1: used to want to when you I mean when that 406 00:19:36,119 --> 00:19:37,880 Speaker 1: was the first I wanted to do a bit about 407 00:19:37,920 --> 00:19:40,320 Speaker 1: it for a while, but I the first rapping was 408 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:43,159 Speaker 1: that song for me, you know, like we didn't I 409 00:19:43,160 --> 00:19:45,760 Speaker 1: didn't listen to my parents only exposed me. I only 410 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:47,919 Speaker 1: heard the music that was on the radio, and we 411 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:49,680 Speaker 1: didn't have a lot of R and B rap, like 412 00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:52,520 Speaker 1: unless you were on that station in St. Louis. St. 413 00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:57,160 Speaker 1: Louis is uh, you know, very segregated and like it's 414 00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:59,000 Speaker 1: that radio station and this is the way it used 415 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,919 Speaker 1: to be in it still is St. Louis. Get your 416 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:04,000 Speaker 1: ship together. But um, but yeah, I listened to Z 417 00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:06,360 Speaker 1: one oh seven or whatever the hell it was, and 418 00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:10,360 Speaker 1: or Alice one oh one point one. Alice. I think 419 00:20:10,359 --> 00:20:12,360 Speaker 1: it was like in reference to that book, Go Ask 420 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,480 Speaker 1: Alice and she was like a drug age you remember 421 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:18,880 Speaker 1: that book? Oh maybe that Yeah, I think even that 422 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:21,159 Speaker 1: would go ask Alice. The book was a reference to that. 423 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:25,080 Speaker 1: But anyway, Um, yeah BNL was that. No, it was 424 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:29,960 Speaker 1: I loved them. I never heard of references. Well, you 425 00:20:30,040 --> 00:20:31,960 Speaker 1: knowne of those stickers on cars that people used to 426 00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:35,199 Speaker 1: have that have like three letters their white circles with 427 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:38,240 Speaker 1: black a black black ring around the circle white and 428 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:40,560 Speaker 1: then it would be three black letters that would be 429 00:20:40,600 --> 00:20:43,760 Speaker 1: like some kind of like D M B or like 430 00:20:45,040 --> 00:20:48,359 Speaker 1: DN Denver or F. Yeah, but that was before FML. 431 00:20:48,440 --> 00:20:49,760 Speaker 1: People would put them on their cars and it was 432 00:20:49,800 --> 00:20:53,920 Speaker 1: kind of like a like like kind of like like 433 00:20:54,040 --> 00:20:56,040 Speaker 1: I like music. But I remember my friend half he 434 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,719 Speaker 1: had a BNL and so it was Barnicle Ladies. But um, 435 00:20:59,040 --> 00:21:02,560 Speaker 1: they were so big, Like I love them. I want 436 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,760 Speaker 1: to hear them at the Keel Center. I was first 437 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:10,600 Speaker 1: a million. My first date was that I'm sorry to 438 00:21:10,760 --> 00:21:13,720 Speaker 1: railroad this, but yeah, if I had a first date, 439 00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:15,280 Speaker 1: I didn't even know it was a date. And I 440 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:17,760 Speaker 1: only mention this because he is famous, and you guys know, 441 00:21:17,800 --> 00:21:21,000 Speaker 1: I love I love dropping someone that like people would 442 00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:24,760 Speaker 1: know Colin Donald and he can maybe argue that it 443 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:27,119 Speaker 1: wasn't a date, but it was, and I didn't know 444 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:32,600 Speaker 1: it was. I've probably a sophomore junior did d were you? Yeah? 445 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,040 Speaker 1: I think he picked me up and we went to 446 00:21:34,080 --> 00:21:36,640 Speaker 1: the Keel Center, which is now the Sava Center, which 447 00:21:36,680 --> 00:21:39,920 Speaker 1: is now the who knows the fucking Smoothie King? Uh 448 00:21:40,160 --> 00:21:48,240 Speaker 1: Starbucks Pavilion, uh astra Venka uh Alarm Center. So um no, 449 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:53,000 Speaker 1: but it's it was. It was Barneca Ladies and he 450 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:57,720 Speaker 1: Colin Donald is from um Chicago med I think is 451 00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:02,840 Speaker 1: the show Chicago? In the show, he's so hot. Oh 452 00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:05,120 Speaker 1: my god, he was like the he was the guy 453 00:22:05,160 --> 00:22:08,760 Speaker 1: that got on like he was But you're at the concert, 454 00:22:08,760 --> 00:22:10,720 Speaker 1: it's just YouTube print and Into the Woods? What are 455 00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,560 Speaker 1: you doing at the concert? Is he grabbing your hand? 456 00:22:12,600 --> 00:22:14,600 Speaker 1: Are you living? You know? We were friends, like, we 457 00:22:14,600 --> 00:22:16,560 Speaker 1: were in plays together, so I thought we were just like, 458 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:19,320 Speaker 1: well he started it. You were a tree, I mean, 459 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:24,119 Speaker 1: and there was we were. I was in Into the 460 00:22:24,119 --> 00:22:26,199 Speaker 1: Woods my freshman year. I was the only freshman in 461 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:31,000 Speaker 1: Into the Woods. Guess what I had one line Into 462 00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:33,280 Speaker 1: is one of my is my favorite musical by far 463 00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:36,320 Speaker 1: Um And I'm obsessed with it because I learned so 464 00:22:36,359 --> 00:22:38,040 Speaker 1: much about it because I was in that show. And 465 00:22:38,119 --> 00:22:41,679 Speaker 1: I and I got in the show because um, I 466 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:47,240 Speaker 1: a long story like they none. Yeah, I mean, I 467 00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:49,320 Speaker 1: guess not that long of a story. Thank you for 468 00:22:49,800 --> 00:22:52,479 Speaker 1: giving us the bridge version. You know that actually had 469 00:22:52,480 --> 00:22:55,640 Speaker 1: happened with someone at the dramas. My drama teacher from 470 00:22:55,640 --> 00:22:58,280 Speaker 1: my middle school who I did plays with, loved me, 471 00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:01,840 Speaker 1: and I won like best best Female Singer of like 472 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,840 Speaker 1: best musical performance in a play in nighth grade, and 473 00:23:04,880 --> 00:23:06,879 Speaker 1: so I was like, Okay, I'm set up to like 474 00:23:07,280 --> 00:23:09,399 Speaker 1: really going to high school and like nail this musical 475 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:11,200 Speaker 1: theater thing, even though I had no training. I had 476 00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:13,040 Speaker 1: no I was not a dancer, but I was like, 477 00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,199 Speaker 1: that's gonna be my thing. Like I just won this 478 00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:17,720 Speaker 1: Milty which we had little oscars and it said best. 479 00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:19,520 Speaker 1: I still have it because I'm so proud the one 480 00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:21,400 Speaker 1: time I was acknowledged as a good singer until Sheila 481 00:23:21,480 --> 00:23:24,560 Speaker 1: Dugan told my mom, I didn't have it. Oh my god, 482 00:23:24,600 --> 00:23:27,320 Speaker 1: that makes me so sad, because like you, at one 483 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:30,600 Speaker 1: point in your life, you didn't have that barrier, say 484 00:23:31,080 --> 00:23:33,320 Speaker 1: I won for the best, and I was I'm not 485 00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:35,440 Speaker 1: trying to railroad this back to me, but I won 486 00:23:35,720 --> 00:23:39,000 Speaker 1: a best singer in like six or seventh grade, and 487 00:23:39,040 --> 00:23:41,200 Speaker 1: then I just didn't think I could sing again. I 488 00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:43,680 Speaker 1: would ever think that you were listening to a podcast 489 00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:50,920 Speaker 1: of the two best singers. I mean, that's wild. Yeah. 490 00:23:51,000 --> 00:23:54,359 Speaker 1: My caretaker used to my caretaker, Jeffie, wait, is this 491 00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:56,919 Speaker 1: just something that you're your nanny just threw up a 492 00:23:56,960 --> 00:24:00,840 Speaker 1: piece of paper and wrote, she let me drive her 493 00:24:00,840 --> 00:24:08,200 Speaker 1: truck when I was she thank God for your chest. Dude, 494 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:11,160 Speaker 1: I'm gonna take singing less anyway. So then so then 495 00:24:11,200 --> 00:24:13,159 Speaker 1: you get into the play with this guy. So no, 496 00:24:13,320 --> 00:24:16,040 Speaker 1: I go to high school and my drama teacher from 497 00:24:16,080 --> 00:24:18,760 Speaker 1: middle school goes to replace the high school one with me. 498 00:24:18,840 --> 00:24:20,679 Speaker 1: So like it's almost like I go from eighth grade 499 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,360 Speaker 1: to ninth grade and all of a sudden the guy 500 00:24:22,400 --> 00:24:24,600 Speaker 1: that loved me and put me in the place, and 501 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:27,240 Speaker 1: like I conquered my stage frights in seventh grade with 502 00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:30,600 Speaker 1: to Kill a Mockingbird, my dad called, I was so scared. 503 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:33,760 Speaker 1: It's in sixth grade. I was having crippling anxiety, couldn't sleep, 504 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:37,280 Speaker 1: insomnia before presentations, shaking in front of class, had to 505 00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:41,080 Speaker 1: go in and give presentations um during recess to the 506 00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:42,520 Speaker 1: the ones in front of the class. I would I 507 00:24:42,520 --> 00:24:46,280 Speaker 1: would have a special I couldn't handle it. My knees 508 00:24:46,280 --> 00:24:49,400 Speaker 1: would shake so much and then my failure and that's 509 00:24:49,400 --> 00:24:51,720 Speaker 1: what I was. I wasn't you know, who knows what 510 00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:53,320 Speaker 1: it was, but it was it was just like I 511 00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:55,639 Speaker 1: would start shaking and I couldn't My paper would shake 512 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:57,080 Speaker 1: and I would have to memorize what I was going 513 00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:59,600 Speaker 1: to say, so I couldn't hold the paper. Like teachers 514 00:24:59,640 --> 00:25:03,119 Speaker 1: need to have more compassion for kids with anxiety and 515 00:25:03,119 --> 00:25:05,760 Speaker 1: and hold their hand through it, because that stays with 516 00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,480 Speaker 1: you if you don't conquer it. And that's what I was, like. 517 00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,920 Speaker 1: I was kind of referencing it yesterday or two days 518 00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:11,800 Speaker 1: ago when I was doing this reality show which has 519 00:25:11,960 --> 00:25:14,600 Speaker 1: really made a lot of people face their biggest fear 520 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:17,240 Speaker 1: and like a humiliating thing, and once you do that, 521 00:25:17,640 --> 00:25:19,880 Speaker 1: you can do anything, like if you really go into 522 00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:22,200 Speaker 1: the thing you're most scared of and realized that, yes, 523 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:24,359 Speaker 1: it was humiliating, and you know, you do Dancing with 524 00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:26,080 Speaker 1: the Stars and you get voted off first, like when 525 00:25:26,080 --> 00:25:28,320 Speaker 1: I did the Stars, I was like, you know what, 526 00:25:28,320 --> 00:25:30,840 Speaker 1: what's the worst that could happen? Oh? The thing that 527 00:25:30,880 --> 00:25:33,800 Speaker 1: happened like literally and guess what it was the best. 528 00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:36,640 Speaker 1: So like I thought, I thought, at least on Dancing 529 00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:38,600 Speaker 1: with the Stars. I'm not gonna get last, Like I'm 530 00:25:38,640 --> 00:25:40,560 Speaker 1: gonna do this challenging thing and I'm not gonna be best, 531 00:25:40,640 --> 00:25:42,480 Speaker 1: but like I'm gonna be better than I thought. No, 532 00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:44,280 Speaker 1: I was as bad as I thought, you know, like 533 00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:46,800 Speaker 1: sometimes you are as bad as you think, and those 534 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:49,399 Speaker 1: fears are real. But what is what isn't real is 535 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:51,240 Speaker 1: the fact that you you're not gonna be able to 536 00:25:51,320 --> 00:25:54,000 Speaker 1: live with yourself after it. And if anything, you realize, 537 00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:56,280 Speaker 1: if I danced on TV, I can do anything. So 538 00:25:56,560 --> 00:25:59,119 Speaker 1: what I did in seventh grade, And if anyone relates 539 00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:00,960 Speaker 1: to this out there, I was just actually giving advice 540 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:03,000 Speaker 1: to a bustie who wrote to me saying she was 541 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,480 Speaker 1: going to go to the show alone, as I always 542 00:26:04,480 --> 00:26:06,359 Speaker 1: tell people go to shows alone if you can't find someone, 543 00:26:06,400 --> 00:26:08,840 Speaker 1: don't miss out on things in life. And she was like, 544 00:26:08,840 --> 00:26:10,879 Speaker 1: do you have any advice because I'm getting nervous about it, 545 00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:13,119 Speaker 1: and I love that she even bought the ticket. And 546 00:26:13,160 --> 00:26:15,960 Speaker 1: that's the thing, by the ticket, here's the thing, you guys. 547 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:17,880 Speaker 1: That's what I did in seventh grade, and I didn't 548 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:22,200 Speaker 1: realize I did it until now. So I really wanted 549 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,480 Speaker 1: to be in sixth grade. I discovered Jennifer Anniston on 550 00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:27,520 Speaker 1: Friends and I like, and uh, I was starting to 551 00:26:27,520 --> 00:26:29,240 Speaker 1: get into you know, it was it was mainly friends. 552 00:26:29,280 --> 00:26:30,600 Speaker 1: I was like, I need to be Jennifer Anson. I 553 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:31,840 Speaker 1: found out she was twenty five. I was like, by 554 00:26:31,880 --> 00:26:34,240 Speaker 1: the time, I'm gonna have a sitcom, I'm gonna have 555 00:26:34,320 --> 00:26:35,840 Speaker 1: that haircut, I'm gonna be here. I'm gonna wear a 556 00:26:35,880 --> 00:26:38,959 Speaker 1: little crop tops and wearing an apron on TV and 557 00:26:38,960 --> 00:26:40,679 Speaker 1: fall in love with a guy named Ross and everyone's 558 00:26:40,680 --> 00:26:43,199 Speaker 1: gonna talk about us. I had that plan, and I 559 00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:45,320 Speaker 1: was like, Okay, so I have to get over this fear, 560 00:26:45,600 --> 00:26:47,680 Speaker 1: and I couldn't. I didn't know what to do because 561 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:49,879 Speaker 1: I was I took a drama class because it was 562 00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:52,760 Speaker 1: just required, and I ended up in this class again. 563 00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:56,440 Speaker 1: I I had I've never had insomnia in my life. 564 00:26:56,520 --> 00:26:59,200 Speaker 1: I would stay up for days before it and lose 565 00:26:59,240 --> 00:27:01,080 Speaker 1: my mind, and I to my parents and I remember 566 00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:03,080 Speaker 1: my mom saying, we are going to have to take 567 00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,280 Speaker 1: you into something. My parents would always say that before 568 00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,280 Speaker 1: I would just crack and go, okay, I'll do it, 569 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:09,560 Speaker 1: or because it was too embarrassing to bring a specialist in. 570 00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:11,280 Speaker 1: You know, I talked about the other day Mrs Pole 571 00:27:11,359 --> 00:27:14,159 Speaker 1: coming in and confronting me about wedding the bead, like 572 00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:16,520 Speaker 1: being in trouble having a specialist have to be like, 573 00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:20,720 Speaker 1: you're special? Yeah, how did that make? Did you? He 574 00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:25,400 Speaker 1: only came twice? I think she quit because I'm broke. Yeah, 575 00:27:25,440 --> 00:27:28,400 Speaker 1: sometimes do you well? That was her dancing with the Star. 576 00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:31,359 Speaker 1: She goes, my biggest fears having a kid that I 577 00:27:31,400 --> 00:27:34,760 Speaker 1: can't fix, and she did, and um she's no longer 578 00:27:34,800 --> 00:27:39,719 Speaker 1: with us. But I keep going because I and then 579 00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:42,480 Speaker 1: I go, this is this is my origin story, and 580 00:27:42,800 --> 00:27:45,359 Speaker 1: I promise I won't cover it again, of like, because 581 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,159 Speaker 1: I think this helps you because people don't understand, like 582 00:27:47,160 --> 00:27:49,200 Speaker 1: they probably think I was always class clown. I was 583 00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:52,159 Speaker 1: always very open. And it's just not that I had 584 00:27:52,200 --> 00:27:54,000 Speaker 1: to conquer this because I knew that the thing that 585 00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:56,960 Speaker 1: I wanted there was that my biggest fear was standing 586 00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:58,439 Speaker 1: in the way of the thing I actually wanted. And 587 00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:00,760 Speaker 1: I so many things that I read online about you 588 00:28:00,840 --> 00:28:02,960 Speaker 1: got to write down your goals and if every day 589 00:28:02,960 --> 00:28:05,280 Speaker 1: you're not doing things to take a step to those goals, 590 00:28:05,280 --> 00:28:07,879 Speaker 1: just the tiniest step, then what then those aren't your goals? 591 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:09,920 Speaker 1: Then give up on those goals because you're always gonna 592 00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:13,520 Speaker 1: fall short or run into the fear and be like 593 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:16,880 Speaker 1: I like it, and it's going to it's going I'm 594 00:28:16,880 --> 00:28:19,320 Speaker 1: gonna be okay. I'm gonna live getting voted off dancing 595 00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:22,119 Speaker 1: with the stars. They don't put you, they don't behead you. 596 00:28:22,680 --> 00:28:26,280 Speaker 1: I'll live. You know, my parents will still love me, maybe, 597 00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:28,800 Speaker 1: I mean barely after let me. Noah saw me freak 598 00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:31,320 Speaker 1: out in the trailer after I got voted off. I 599 00:28:31,359 --> 00:28:32,639 Speaker 1: wish you would have been there too, And it was 600 00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:35,840 Speaker 1: a meltdown. I was in sequence ripping off my eyelashes, 601 00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:40,440 Speaker 1: throwing my mic being like this is bullshit and and 602 00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:44,239 Speaker 1: so so yeah, it was an ugly showing, but so 603 00:28:44,400 --> 00:28:46,560 Speaker 1: I had this anxiety. My mom wanted to go. My 604 00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:48,520 Speaker 1: parents were like, for your birthday, we're going to get 605 00:28:48,520 --> 00:28:51,680 Speaker 1: you like lessons on how to like. Because my parents 606 00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:53,840 Speaker 1: were both my dad's a performer, I think he wanted 607 00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:58,160 Speaker 1: me to be so bad as well badly and um 608 00:28:58,200 --> 00:28:59,720 Speaker 1: as soon as they said that thing of like, we're 609 00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:01,640 Speaker 1: gonna a specialist, and because they also did that for 610 00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:03,760 Speaker 1: me when I was sleeping on their floor until eighth grade, 611 00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:05,840 Speaker 1: they were like, we we don't know what this is 612 00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:07,880 Speaker 1: a problem. Nicky, and then I was like, okay, I'll 613 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:09,600 Speaker 1: go up in my room, like I just don't want 614 00:29:09,640 --> 00:29:13,560 Speaker 1: anyone else to know about this thing. So I auditioned for. 615 00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:17,240 Speaker 1: I signed up to audition for To Kill a Mockingbird. 616 00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:19,040 Speaker 1: It was in seventh grade. It was like the you know, 617 00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,640 Speaker 1: sixth through eighth grade gets audition. Mr z Oath he 618 00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:23,640 Speaker 1: was my drama teacher. He already knew about my anxiety 619 00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:25,280 Speaker 1: because I had to give a presentation his class. And 620 00:29:25,280 --> 00:29:27,800 Speaker 1: my dad, I'm already killed a bird. So you're ready. 621 00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:31,280 Speaker 1: What do you mean didn't she already killed peak peaky 622 00:29:31,480 --> 00:29:35,080 Speaker 1: or whatever is? Wait, what does the bird have to do? Oh? 623 00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:36,880 Speaker 1: To kill a mockingbird? Oh my god, yeah, she killed 624 00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:40,600 Speaker 1: a parakeet ready. That happened in like ninth grade. But yeah, 625 00:29:40,800 --> 00:29:44,760 Speaker 1: it was for shadowing. Oh my god, that's so funny. 626 00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:46,560 Speaker 1: And we had a We had a duck too that 627 00:29:46,640 --> 00:29:49,880 Speaker 1: she left outside and owl took its life. And now 628 00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:53,600 Speaker 1: I'm suspective that whole No, but it was ripped to 629 00:29:53,680 --> 00:29:56,480 Speaker 1: shreds on our deck. Uh. He brought it up to 630 00:29:56,800 --> 00:30:00,760 Speaker 1: the railing and ripped it apart. That ducks was name 631 00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:04,200 Speaker 1: was you know the time you know in mom bought 632 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,200 Speaker 1: a duck at like a you know how your mom 633 00:30:06,200 --> 00:30:08,880 Speaker 1: buys a duck during that time, No, it was it 634 00:30:08,920 --> 00:30:10,640 Speaker 1: was during that time when the song on the radio 635 00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:18,600 Speaker 1: was like played by Carlos Santa Maria. So for whatever reason, 636 00:30:18,720 --> 00:30:20,960 Speaker 1: Kursten the funniest person in the world. We were trying 637 00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,840 Speaker 1: to name this duck and Carlos Kirsten was like, why 638 00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:27,920 Speaker 1: don't we name it? Oh, its name is Carlos sun Quackers. 639 00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:31,400 Speaker 1: And we just named Carlos sun Quakers. So carloson Quakers 640 00:30:31,520 --> 00:30:33,440 Speaker 1: would just walk around our backyard and one night and 641 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:36,320 Speaker 1: now we got it. Um okay. So my dad I 642 00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:39,240 Speaker 1: wanted to the audition. I told my dad, I confessed him, like, Dad, 643 00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:40,960 Speaker 1: I really want to be in this play and I 644 00:30:40,960 --> 00:30:42,280 Speaker 1: want to be an actress. And I just don't know 645 00:30:42,280 --> 00:30:45,040 Speaker 1: what to do. And the auditions were that day and 646 00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:48,719 Speaker 1: I was so nervous all day and you stopped out audition. 647 00:30:48,840 --> 00:30:50,680 Speaker 1: Everyone sit in a circle and just get called to 648 00:30:50,720 --> 00:30:52,960 Speaker 1: the middle of the room and pick up the scripts 649 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:56,240 Speaker 1: and read it and then sit down brutal. And I've 650 00:30:56,240 --> 00:30:58,280 Speaker 1: never done anything like it. And I go to it 651 00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:01,160 Speaker 1: and I can't sign up. I just I just watch 652 00:31:01,280 --> 00:31:03,520 Speaker 1: and I can't do it. I just can't do it. 653 00:31:03,800 --> 00:31:06,960 Speaker 1: And afterwards, I'm walking around the school because my friends 654 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,800 Speaker 1: were all like doing other activities too. I was waiting 655 00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:11,160 Speaker 1: for them, and I called my dad from one of 656 00:31:11,160 --> 00:31:13,040 Speaker 1: like the teacher's phones, and I was like, I couldn't 657 00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:15,360 Speaker 1: do it, Dad, I just I can't. I it was 658 00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:18,000 Speaker 1: too scared. And and he was like, Nick, I really 659 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:19,480 Speaker 1: want you to be able to do this. And as 660 00:31:19,560 --> 00:31:21,800 Speaker 1: much as I will talk about my dad and and 661 00:31:21,800 --> 00:31:24,240 Speaker 1: and my parents about making wrong decisions in my life, 662 00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:26,640 Speaker 1: and as much as I probably would never want him 663 00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:29,200 Speaker 1: to do this, and I was mortified. He called Mr 664 00:31:29,280 --> 00:31:32,160 Speaker 1: z Oath, my drama teacher, and he said, my daughter 665 00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:37,280 Speaker 1: is terrified too, you know, public speak, but she really 666 00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:39,680 Speaker 1: really wants to audition and be in this play. And 667 00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:41,719 Speaker 1: he said, I'm sorry we had the auditions, and like, 668 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:44,000 Speaker 1: that's kind of what this is like if she's scared 669 00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:47,040 Speaker 1: to do that. And I don't know what happened, but 670 00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:51,200 Speaker 1: somehow without an audition, Mr z Oath, let me be 671 00:31:51,480 --> 00:31:56,240 Speaker 1: the understudy of the lead. Scout the lead the understudy 672 00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:58,560 Speaker 1: which the understudy. If you know, one of the seventh 673 00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:04,160 Speaker 1: graders gets chicken pox. That so Emily Herster. Kate Herster's sister. 674 00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:06,000 Speaker 1: Kate Herster was the best actress I've ever known, and 675 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:07,640 Speaker 1: I've shouted her out on you up and she's still 676 00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:10,520 Speaker 1: acting professionally. Emily Hester was so good too, but just 677 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:13,280 Speaker 1: didn't take that path. She was scouted and she was 678 00:32:13,320 --> 00:32:14,760 Speaker 1: the seventh grade. She was a sixth rader. I was 679 00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:18,080 Speaker 1: seventh grader. I was her understudy, um and I went 680 00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:20,720 Speaker 1: to every play breactice and I remember the first time 681 00:32:20,720 --> 00:32:22,320 Speaker 1: I had to get up and like do the lines 682 00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:25,160 Speaker 1: and do it. It It was terrifying. But I remember at 683 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:28,400 Speaker 1: some point Mr decided that the understudies, which were all 684 00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:29,920 Speaker 1: the kids that were kind of like not as good, 685 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:33,160 Speaker 1: We're going to have the Sunday performance. There was Thursday, Friday, Saturday, 686 00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:36,160 Speaker 1: and then the Sunday one performance was the understudies, which 687 00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:41,440 Speaker 1: is so nice of him. And I remember I remember 688 00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:44,160 Speaker 1: the feeling of like there is this thing that's coming 689 00:32:44,240 --> 00:32:47,000 Speaker 1: up that I have to do. I cannot get out 690 00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:50,160 Speaker 1: of it. I've bought the ticket to the show. Uh yeah, 691 00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:52,760 Speaker 1: I can get out of it if I really, like, 692 00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:54,840 Speaker 1: I'll regret it forever if I get out of it, 693 00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,640 Speaker 1: you know, like the getting out of it there is 694 00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:00,680 Speaker 1: an exit strategy, but I'm locked in. I remember staying 695 00:33:00,720 --> 00:33:03,360 Speaker 1: up at night thinking I've done it. Like that was 696 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:05,680 Speaker 1: the scary thing was locking myself in. You know when 697 00:33:05,720 --> 00:33:08,040 Speaker 1: you get on a roller coaster and you it's not 698 00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:12,440 Speaker 1: scary yet you strap in it starts. That's that was it. 699 00:33:12,600 --> 00:33:16,480 Speaker 1: That was a scary part. The actual thing was awesome 700 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:21,160 Speaker 1: was the I I my principal cried at my performance. 701 00:33:21,560 --> 00:33:25,440 Speaker 1: My parents were like deeply moved. Everyone was like, this 702 00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:27,160 Speaker 1: is your thing, and I finally like that was the 703 00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:29,800 Speaker 1: same kind of feeling I felt after I had long 704 00:33:30,080 --> 00:33:33,280 Speaker 1: realized acting wasn't my thing and that when I found comedy. 705 00:33:33,280 --> 00:33:35,400 Speaker 1: But it was like, yes, like this is what I'm 706 00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:38,880 Speaker 1: meant to do. But do you think that then? Why 707 00:33:38,880 --> 00:33:41,240 Speaker 1: why that sentence? Acting is m I think because I've 708 00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:46,000 Speaker 1: heard you say that before, because um, because it just 709 00:33:46,440 --> 00:33:48,680 Speaker 1: it was. It was the performance part of it. It 710 00:33:48,720 --> 00:33:51,880 Speaker 1: was like being on and like it is, honestly, I'm better. 711 00:33:51,920 --> 00:33:58,680 Speaker 1: I'm a better actress than the general population. But the 712 00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:01,120 Speaker 1: people that make it in acting are the point zero 713 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:03,719 Speaker 1: zero zero zero zero zero zero zero one percent of 714 00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:08,960 Speaker 1: those people. Hudson or whatever. Yeah, and yeah, a lot 715 00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:10,480 Speaker 1: of times with it because it's in their blood and 716 00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,520 Speaker 1: they grew up with it, but it's and I didn't. 717 00:34:12,600 --> 00:34:14,120 Speaker 1: I didn't have the commitment to it. I didn't have 718 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:17,000 Speaker 1: the obsession with like getting into They were all under 719 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:22,280 Speaker 1: studies that performed with you. It was just the certain 720 00:34:22,440 --> 00:34:25,320 Speaker 1: roles had understudies. So I remember some of the actors 721 00:34:25,320 --> 00:34:29,080 Speaker 1: that were like I remember Calpurnia, who played my nanny 722 00:34:29,160 --> 00:34:32,200 Speaker 1: in the play, did not like me as much as 723 00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:34,320 Speaker 1: she liked the other Scouts. So I was like the 724 00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:38,040 Speaker 1: redheaded stepchild of the Scouts. But I remember, like Calpernia, 725 00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:40,040 Speaker 1: what's rape? And she was like, it's carnal knowledge of 726 00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:42,880 Speaker 1: a female by force. I'm like, what's that? What's carnal? 727 00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:45,319 Speaker 1: Not like? And I just remember not learning what rape 728 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:48,319 Speaker 1: was like in that, but it was. It was just 729 00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,959 Speaker 1: one of those while you're performing that you didn't forget 730 00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:54,480 Speaker 1: any lines. I was perfect. It crushed it and like, 731 00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:56,960 Speaker 1: you know, did you feel after that like I had 732 00:34:56,960 --> 00:34:59,279 Speaker 1: found like I had a purpose finally, that the and 733 00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:02,680 Speaker 1: that I had ca anchored something that was truly. I mean, 734 00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:04,600 Speaker 1: none of my friends, none of my friends or actresses 735 00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:06,759 Speaker 1: or wanted to be an entertainment, but they could give present. 736 00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,320 Speaker 1: They were nervous before presentations, but not like this nervous 737 00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:13,239 Speaker 1: shaking likes. I don't know it was, you know what 738 00:35:13,280 --> 00:35:16,040 Speaker 1: it was. It was just setting the date and saying 739 00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:18,719 Speaker 1: by this signing up for the marathon, that you are 740 00:35:18,760 --> 00:35:21,840 Speaker 1: not in shape four down the road, giving yourself ample 741 00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,160 Speaker 1: enough time to do it, and even if you procrastinate 742 00:35:24,160 --> 00:35:27,040 Speaker 1: to the last fucking second to prepare, because sometimes I 743 00:35:27,080 --> 00:35:29,600 Speaker 1: do that, I'll say, yeah, I'm gonna do as the stars. 744 00:35:29,840 --> 00:35:32,120 Speaker 1: What the funk am I doing? The time before it 745 00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,920 Speaker 1: started with so much worse even than during it, you know, 746 00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:37,919 Speaker 1: bring it back. Then you end up, do you try 747 00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:41,920 Speaker 1: out for a lot of plays or you end up? So? 748 00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:44,719 Speaker 1: Then I go into so then I go into eighth grade. 749 00:35:44,840 --> 00:35:47,040 Speaker 1: I get cast in the musical. I fucking nail it. 750 00:35:47,080 --> 00:35:49,480 Speaker 1: I get the Amilty Award for Best Singer. It was 751 00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:51,600 Speaker 1: I was to play this teacher and this this thing. 752 00:35:52,080 --> 00:35:54,000 Speaker 1: But this is eighth grade. I mean my competition. I 753 00:35:54,120 --> 00:35:56,400 Speaker 1: probably auditioned against five girls or something like. It's not 754 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,480 Speaker 1: a big deal. But Mr z Oah loves me right 755 00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:01,280 Speaker 1: like he's really is like a father kind of figure 756 00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:04,279 Speaker 1: to me. And because he uh, you know, it was 757 00:36:04,360 --> 00:36:06,680 Speaker 1: sexually attracted to me and so key No, I'm just kidding, 758 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:09,880 Speaker 1: you know. He was so sweet. So then he transferred 759 00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:14,080 Speaker 1: to high school with me because he's replacing the perfect scenario. 760 00:36:14,280 --> 00:36:16,799 Speaker 1: Go oh my god. So he walks into a situation 761 00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:19,879 Speaker 1: where the Kirkwood High School theater department is like, that's 762 00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:21,719 Speaker 1: the big leagues, as big as I. It was like 763 00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:24,600 Speaker 1: Broadway right, and I was walking into something that I 764 00:36:24,680 --> 00:36:27,320 Speaker 1: was way out. I mean, these people had been acting 765 00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:29,319 Speaker 1: since they were children, like the people that did theater 766 00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:31,480 Speaker 1: in high school. That's like that middle school is like 767 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,520 Speaker 1: a little hobby and was like what the dorks do, 768 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:36,919 Speaker 1: but in high school it's with the door, the good 769 00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,600 Speaker 1: the talented dorks do. And so I walk in and 770 00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:42,680 Speaker 1: so Mr Zoah introduces me to the musical director, Mrs Flash, 771 00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:44,960 Speaker 1: who is now dead. God rest her soul. But like 772 00:36:45,000 --> 00:36:46,480 Speaker 1: when I first found out she died, I was kind 773 00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:48,719 Speaker 1: of like, yeah, we don't want to rest too much. 774 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,239 Speaker 1: No I I really I have. That woman struggled a lot, 775 00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:53,319 Speaker 1: and I'm guessing she had addiction issues that I wasn't 776 00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:55,600 Speaker 1: aware of at the time. She caught me smoking weed 777 00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:57,960 Speaker 1: one time. It was awesome, but anywhaile, I'll tell that 778 00:36:58,280 --> 00:37:00,759 Speaker 1: for another time to make this very quick as soon 779 00:37:00,760 --> 00:37:03,400 Speaker 1: as possible, so in less than sixty seconds. So he 780 00:37:03,440 --> 00:37:05,719 Speaker 1: gets to school, he can visits Mrs Flash, who does 781 00:37:05,760 --> 00:37:08,080 Speaker 1: not like this guy. I don't even realize the dynamic. 782 00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:10,200 Speaker 1: He's coming in and redoing the whole thing. Their old 783 00:37:10,239 --> 00:37:13,160 Speaker 1: musical director was this like me too, guy that ran 784 00:37:13,239 --> 00:37:17,080 Speaker 1: everything with an iron fist. He got fired under circumstances 785 00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:19,399 Speaker 1: of hooking up with a student, but no one knew 786 00:37:19,400 --> 00:37:21,279 Speaker 1: why he was fired, so everyone was resentful that he 787 00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:23,719 Speaker 1: was fired out of nowhere, right, No one knew, and 788 00:37:23,840 --> 00:37:25,560 Speaker 1: he probably was having an affair with this woman too, 789 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,920 Speaker 1: that's just you know, allegedly. So he convinced his Flash 790 00:37:29,040 --> 00:37:31,320 Speaker 1: is like, this girl is going to be our next 791 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:34,760 Speaker 1: like big thing. We need to put her in the musicals. 792 00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:37,920 Speaker 1: So and so, freshman do not get cast in musicals. 793 00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:40,640 Speaker 1: They don't, there's no understudy roles. But he convinced her 794 00:37:40,640 --> 00:37:42,400 Speaker 1: to put me in into the Woods. So I'm the 795 00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:46,080 Speaker 1: only freshman. I'm the only underclassman, new sophomore or freshman 796 00:37:46,120 --> 00:37:49,000 Speaker 1: in into the Woods. And I'm so excited. So that's 797 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:50,480 Speaker 1: how I met Colin and all these people that were 798 00:37:51,239 --> 00:37:55,560 Speaker 1: they're all Colin went to Broadway, Shannon McShane, Kate Herster, Um, 799 00:37:55,960 --> 00:38:00,000 Speaker 1: I just want to libby something, Kip Kip Something, Kip Taylor, 800 00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:03,799 Speaker 1: Paula No. In case these people are listening, I just 801 00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:05,600 Speaker 1: know that they would appreciate a shout out. These people 802 00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:08,759 Speaker 1: were truly so talented, never could touch their talent and 803 00:38:08,880 --> 00:38:12,200 Speaker 1: Laura George so they they are. But they were so 804 00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:14,680 Speaker 1: sweet to me some of them. Some of them were country, 805 00:38:14,800 --> 00:38:17,840 Speaker 1: but um, especially Mrs Flash never was nice to me 806 00:38:18,200 --> 00:38:21,120 Speaker 1: such a bit. I was only trying to be nice 807 00:38:21,160 --> 00:38:23,640 Speaker 1: and like, stay at the way. My role was snow White. 808 00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:27,480 Speaker 1: Do you remember snow White and Into the Woods exactly? 809 00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:30,400 Speaker 1: Because she's only in the musical version. She comes in 810 00:38:30,480 --> 00:38:33,040 Speaker 1: at the very end in the finale, only one scene 811 00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:36,360 Speaker 1: and I walk, I am, I'm so, I'm. The prince 812 00:38:36,480 --> 00:38:39,200 Speaker 1: is like a womanizer and he's like kind of out 813 00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:41,080 Speaker 1: a as like he's not faithful. So at the end 814 00:38:41,200 --> 00:38:43,360 Speaker 1: he has sleeping one of his is I think sleeping 815 00:38:43,360 --> 00:38:45,760 Speaker 1: beauty and no I was sleeping Beauty. No snow White, 816 00:38:45,760 --> 00:38:47,920 Speaker 1: he's sleeping Beauty and snow White who are just like 817 00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:50,560 Speaker 1: put on as like, oh, obviously this guy's fucking the 818 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:53,839 Speaker 1: other two princesses in the world and I brought in 819 00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:56,279 Speaker 1: and all I we we. I now realized it was 820 00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:58,360 Speaker 1: like a sex joke where we like kind of yawn 821 00:38:58,840 --> 00:39:00,720 Speaker 1: like we just like woke up. We had a threesome 822 00:39:00,760 --> 00:39:04,200 Speaker 1: with him and we go, excuse me, and then we 823 00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:07,080 Speaker 1: danced with everyone for the final thing, and like sing along. 824 00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:09,680 Speaker 1: I had no idea how to sing in harmony. I 825 00:39:09,719 --> 00:39:11,840 Speaker 1: had no idea how to dance, and that was my 826 00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:14,360 Speaker 1: role and um, and then that's how I met Colin. 827 00:39:14,440 --> 00:39:16,640 Speaker 1: And then I was never casting a musical again the 828 00:39:16,680 --> 00:39:18,719 Speaker 1: rest of the time because I didn't like dancing and 829 00:39:18,719 --> 00:39:21,600 Speaker 1: you had to dance, and I was terrible at it. Yeah, 830 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:23,080 Speaker 1: and that's how I know all the lay miss songs 831 00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:25,239 Speaker 1: because I had to learn them to audition, and in 832 00:39:25,320 --> 00:39:28,640 Speaker 1: West Side Story, I would have just I mean yeah, 833 00:39:28,719 --> 00:39:30,560 Speaker 1: But then I got it, and then I never got anything. 834 00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:32,520 Speaker 1: I auditioned for Anne Frank, which I thought was going 835 00:39:32,560 --> 00:39:35,040 Speaker 1: to be my pivotal role like my sophomore year. It 836 00:39:35,120 --> 00:39:36,920 Speaker 1: was like the sophomore play. I thought I was going 837 00:39:36,960 --> 00:39:38,560 Speaker 1: to get it. That's when I got Jewish Towns person 838 00:39:38,560 --> 00:39:40,120 Speaker 1: B Instead. When I thought I was going to get 839 00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:42,640 Speaker 1: Anne Frank, I didn't get like her sister or her mom. 840 00:39:42,719 --> 00:39:44,919 Speaker 1: I got Jewish Towns person B. So I quit the play. 841 00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:47,239 Speaker 1: I played field hockey and I played. Um, I wasn't 842 00:39:47,280 --> 00:39:50,080 Speaker 1: a Ford or I was Jewish Towns person B on 843 00:39:50,200 --> 00:39:52,719 Speaker 1: the team. That was my joke back and so I 844 00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:56,120 Speaker 1: was like on the sidelines like equal U importance that 845 00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:58,719 Speaker 1: I know. This is way longer than sixty seconds. So 846 00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:04,319 Speaker 1: then at the end, I, um, my senior year, I'm like, 847 00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:06,080 Speaker 1: what the funk am I gonna do? I'm not getting 848 00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:08,279 Speaker 1: any plays. I was doing like little things here and there, 849 00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:10,040 Speaker 1: but none of the big roles in any of the 850 00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:11,920 Speaker 1: big productions. By the time you're a senior and junior, 851 00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:15,120 Speaker 1: if you're good, you're getting stuff. I mean, and I 852 00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:17,839 Speaker 1: just Jamie Nash was such a good actress. Shout out 853 00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:22,560 Speaker 1: to Jamie Leslie. Uh Lamber's um Kate Herster. I mean, 854 00:40:22,600 --> 00:40:24,920 Speaker 1: all these girls were just like leagues above me in 855 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:29,680 Speaker 1: terms of talent. Uh, Jessica, what's Benning Bessington? Funk? I 856 00:40:29,719 --> 00:40:33,880 Speaker 1: forget your name, it doesn't matter. So I'm like feeling 857 00:40:33,880 --> 00:40:35,600 Speaker 1: like what the funk am I gonna do? Like again, 858 00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:37,799 Speaker 1: I'm like back down to like I'm not talented I don't. 859 00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:39,680 Speaker 1: I'm kind of like fat, I don't know what's going on. 860 00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:43,040 Speaker 1: And then there's this play that happens that is just 861 00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:45,120 Speaker 1: the senior production in the Black Box, so they threw 862 00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:46,600 Speaker 1: us a bone. There was a big production in the 863 00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:48,799 Speaker 1: big Suit thing. I didn't get that. Then the Black 864 00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:53,680 Speaker 1: Backs Theater, and it was like, yeah, it was called 865 00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:56,520 Speaker 1: the I forget what it was called, to be honest 866 00:40:56,560 --> 00:40:58,359 Speaker 1: with you, but there was a role of a woman. 867 00:40:58,400 --> 00:41:00,319 Speaker 1: It was a comedy and it was all of a 868 00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:03,719 Speaker 1: woman who was like a really a booze hound. It 869 00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:07,040 Speaker 1: was the nineties, the comedy murder musical of nineteen forties, 870 00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:08,879 Speaker 1: and it wasn't really a musical. It was like we 871 00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:10,960 Speaker 1: were playing actors that were in a musical or something. 872 00:41:10,960 --> 00:41:14,400 Speaker 1: It was a murder mystery. But I was a total alcoholic, 873 00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:18,160 Speaker 1: like kind of um uh you know. I played her 874 00:41:18,200 --> 00:41:21,200 Speaker 1: like uh, you know will and Grace, like that woman 875 00:41:21,239 --> 00:41:23,400 Speaker 1: that talks like this and it's like friends with Jack. 876 00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:25,480 Speaker 1: She was like kind of like, you know, she's a 877 00:41:25,560 --> 00:41:29,920 Speaker 1: rich debutante, a boozehound. And I fucking killed it. And 878 00:41:29,960 --> 00:41:33,200 Speaker 1: I remember Mrs Oath told me you're the best comedic 879 00:41:33,280 --> 00:41:36,239 Speaker 1: actress I've ever like seen in an appression and he'd 880 00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:38,879 Speaker 1: been working forever. He told my best friend's dad, who 881 00:41:38,920 --> 00:41:41,000 Speaker 1: was our principal, who had also transferred from the middle 882 00:41:41,040 --> 00:41:43,120 Speaker 1: school to the high school with us, that I was 883 00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:45,920 Speaker 1: the best comedic actress. Like, so then I got another 884 00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:47,440 Speaker 1: thing of like, oh, I didn't even know that was 885 00:41:47,480 --> 00:41:51,120 Speaker 1: a thing, comedic actress, and everyone goes Nikki And I 886 00:41:51,239 --> 00:41:53,560 Speaker 1: never drunk been drunk before, so I was playing a 887 00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:55,600 Speaker 1: woman and I didn't know how to be drunk. And 888 00:41:55,719 --> 00:42:00,000 Speaker 1: I remember people going you. I remember Mrs Forman Kristen's 889 00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:03,080 Speaker 1: mom being like, I know you've drunk drank before because 890 00:42:03,160 --> 00:42:06,440 Speaker 1: that was that was too convincing, And I was like, 891 00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:10,640 Speaker 1: I just didn't impression my mom. Yeah, like I just 892 00:42:11,400 --> 00:42:14,640 Speaker 1: I it was. And there's a trick to acting when 893 00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:16,680 Speaker 1: you're when you're to act drunk, you just try to 894 00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:18,640 Speaker 1: act like you're not drunk. You try to act like 895 00:42:18,640 --> 00:42:20,600 Speaker 1: a drunk persons trying to be sober, and that's how 896 00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:23,279 Speaker 1: you act drunk. That's the trick. But I remember being like, oh, 897 00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:25,000 Speaker 1: I just acted the way I think my mom acts 898 00:42:25,040 --> 00:42:27,400 Speaker 1: because that's the only person I know who like changes 899 00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:30,200 Speaker 1: when they're drunk. And um, I remember my mom. Really 900 00:42:30,280 --> 00:42:32,600 Speaker 1: hating that, but thank you mom for that. And that's 901 00:42:32,640 --> 00:42:35,040 Speaker 1: my origin story. Sorry I took so long as that. 902 00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:38,080 Speaker 1: We'll do yours tomorrow. I mean, mine's pretty much the 903 00:42:38,160 --> 00:42:43,880 Speaker 1: exact same story, is it, really? No, there is some 904 00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,600 Speaker 1: some ways, but yeah, no, I love that you audition 905 00:42:46,719 --> 00:42:49,960 Speaker 1: multiple times though, And it goes back to yesterday's pot 906 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:53,120 Speaker 1: about like situational like things like if they put you 907 00:42:53,239 --> 00:42:57,239 Speaker 1: in a comedy, you would have it. Yeah, but that 908 00:42:57,680 --> 00:43:01,560 Speaker 1: wasn't a comedy. Roles weren't in high school, no, I mean, 909 00:43:02,120 --> 00:43:04,400 Speaker 1: or in middle school and stuff. But all in all, 910 00:43:04,680 --> 00:43:07,439 Speaker 1: Chicken Ea China, the Chinese Chicken. You have a drums. Okay, 911 00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:14,879 Speaker 1: here's the news. Did you kiss him that night? No? Man, 912 00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:17,000 Speaker 1: I hope you guys are having a great Sunday out 913 00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:20,560 Speaker 1: there having all the swells. But seriously, googled Colin Donald. 914 00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,560 Speaker 1: You guys girls out there, d O N N E 915 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:26,120 Speaker 1: L L. He's so hot. He's married and and happy now. 916 00:43:26,239 --> 00:43:27,879 Speaker 1: But he was like on Broadway forever and now he's 917 00:43:27,880 --> 00:43:30,200 Speaker 1: on this really popular I always forget the name is 918 00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:32,400 Speaker 1: like one of the Chicago med I think that's the 919 00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:34,480 Speaker 1: name of a show. You'd recognize him. He's he's so 920 00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:37,520 Speaker 1: fucking hot. I hope you're having all the swells. Okay, 921 00:43:37,840 --> 00:43:41,600 Speaker 1: So first story, A simple yes, a Simpsons prank was 922 00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:45,400 Speaker 1: pulled on a Virginia school board during a public meeting. Daring. 923 00:43:45,719 --> 00:43:48,160 Speaker 1: Do you just pick headlines with daring in the title? 924 00:43:48,760 --> 00:43:53,200 Speaker 1: Sometimes I go for it? Uh wait, truth or dirt? True? Wait? 925 00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:58,279 Speaker 1: We should play a techniculed thru the dirt because when 926 00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:01,520 Speaker 1: you were saying dare yesterday, I I converted it to dirt. 927 00:44:01,640 --> 00:44:02,880 Speaker 1: So I was like, why is he keep asking me 928 00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:06,560 Speaker 1: what's the worst dirt I've done? Um? Okay, So daring 929 00:44:06,640 --> 00:44:19,440 Speaker 1: a Simpsons wait to say it again, I'm so sorry Simpsons. No, no, no, 930 00:44:19,719 --> 00:44:22,640 Speaker 1: that's my played a Simpsons prank on a Virginia school board. 931 00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:25,560 Speaker 1: So they so you could sign up names that they 932 00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:34,640 Speaker 1: have to read Phil mccrack Phil mccracking over So yeah 933 00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:36,840 Speaker 1: we could play. Oh yeah, I saw this one Reddit 934 00:44:36,840 --> 00:44:41,880 Speaker 1: and I didn't want it because it looked boring. Phil McCracken, 935 00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:56,680 Speaker 1: Shut up, Phil McCracken. Ha soak suky dick. Oh my god, 936 00:44:57,160 --> 00:45:02,560 Speaker 1: oh Philliam mccawk. This reminds me of another I saw 937 00:45:02,640 --> 00:45:05,680 Speaker 1: one yesterday. This girl on TikTok she gets pulled over 938 00:45:05,719 --> 00:45:07,359 Speaker 1: by a cop and it's not real. She just got 939 00:45:07,400 --> 00:45:09,200 Speaker 1: a cop friend to do it. But he pulls her 940 00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:12,000 Speaker 1: over and he's like, ma'am, can I get your full name? 941 00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:14,319 Speaker 1: Like what's your himming already? And Ma'm giving me your 942 00:45:14,360 --> 00:45:18,000 Speaker 1: full name and she was like, um uh it's it's 943 00:45:18,040 --> 00:45:19,960 Speaker 1: Frieda and he goes freed to okay, and she goes 944 00:45:20,040 --> 00:45:22,080 Speaker 1: last name and she goes go and he goes free 945 00:45:22,120 --> 00:45:23,480 Speaker 1: to go and she goes, thank you sorry, and then 946 00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:26,920 Speaker 1: he pulls up. There's another one the other day where 947 00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:29,400 Speaker 1: a guy was on Omeegal you know the thing that 948 00:45:29,719 --> 00:45:33,160 Speaker 1: um Ali Mkowski does where it's just random people come 949 00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:35,839 Speaker 1: up and it's almost like chat roulette. And this guy 950 00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:38,239 Speaker 1: goes on and there's this like very woke, like young 951 00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:41,960 Speaker 1: girl that's he's like this black guy who's like, so 952 00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:45,600 Speaker 1: do you know about like like uh my, like you 953 00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:47,480 Speaker 1: know they were he was using words that I don't 954 00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:50,880 Speaker 1: even recall, but like ascribed name or like you know 955 00:45:50,920 --> 00:45:53,839 Speaker 1: when people change their names for their gender. It wasn't 956 00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:55,680 Speaker 1: even that like there's a born name and then there's 957 00:45:55,719 --> 00:45:58,200 Speaker 1: like your new name. I forget what it's called. And 958 00:45:58,239 --> 00:45:59,360 Speaker 1: she was like, yeah, I'm aware. Of that, and he 959 00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:02,280 Speaker 1: was like, well, I'm like, you know, I'm not binary, 960 00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:04,719 Speaker 1: and I go by like, you know, my my birth 961 00:46:04,840 --> 00:46:07,800 Speaker 1: name is like Paul, but like I go by like 962 00:46:08,400 --> 00:46:11,440 Speaker 1: and then he he he said the N word in 963 00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:14,360 Speaker 1: like two different slices, and she was like, he was like, 964 00:46:14,920 --> 00:46:17,520 Speaker 1: so like, if can you just tell me like what 965 00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:19,400 Speaker 1: you would call me, like if we were talking, She 966 00:46:19,480 --> 00:46:20,759 Speaker 1: was like, oh, I would call you. And then she 967 00:46:20,880 --> 00:46:23,640 Speaker 1: says and it's and then and then you see her 968 00:46:23,680 --> 00:46:27,000 Speaker 1: go because she accidentally said it. It's really funny because 969 00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:30,040 Speaker 1: he's just it doesn't mean spirited as much as like 970 00:46:30,280 --> 00:46:32,160 Speaker 1: he just kind of tracks her into accidentally saying that 971 00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:36,000 Speaker 1: the N word. I mean, I love do you remember 972 00:46:36,040 --> 00:46:38,120 Speaker 1: this when the Simpsons when that ship came out. I 973 00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:42,840 Speaker 1: mean that really it made prank calls, probably quite I 974 00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:45,360 Speaker 1: don't know, go up three thousand percent. Yeah, I was 975 00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:47,640 Speaker 1: thinking I thought it was so funny, But it really 976 00:46:47,800 --> 00:46:50,840 Speaker 1: is so funny when it's like this guy is so serious. 977 00:46:50,920 --> 00:46:54,719 Speaker 1: It only works at the like at a time like 978 00:46:54,840 --> 00:46:56,960 Speaker 1: that when someone is so like my one of my 979 00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:01,560 Speaker 1: favorite ones is, um, what what is uh? I think 980 00:47:01,560 --> 00:47:04,279 Speaker 1: you've probably seen this on TikTok Wait No, I maybe 981 00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:06,279 Speaker 1: I think I did it on my U podcast, So 982 00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:10,600 Speaker 1: you no no, no, I promise, um, okay, what is 983 00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:15,120 Speaker 1: the word y e S? Yes? Now say the word 984 00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:20,680 Speaker 1: e y e s yeah. But someone goeses yes. You guys, 985 00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:22,840 Speaker 1: if you haven't heard this, please do it to your friends. 986 00:47:23,040 --> 00:47:26,840 Speaker 1: Go let's say what is what? Repeat after me. It's like, 987 00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:28,640 Speaker 1: say what I'm spelling y y s and then we'll 988 00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:30,440 Speaker 1: go yes, and then say e y e s and 989 00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:33,680 Speaker 1: they'll go yes. And there's this one guy that cannot 990 00:47:33,920 --> 00:47:41,560 Speaker 1: do it, and his girlfriend is laughing so hard. He's like, what, yes, yes, yes, yes, 991 00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:45,240 Speaker 1: and she's like, dude, e y e s. He's like yes, 992 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:48,000 Speaker 1: and he's like and he starts laughing because he's like, 993 00:47:48,040 --> 00:47:50,279 Speaker 1: why are you laughing? Like and then he goes, oh 994 00:47:50,360 --> 00:47:54,200 Speaker 1: my god, eyes, it's so cute. I love those things. 995 00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:56,640 Speaker 1: If you guys have one of those things, will you 996 00:47:56,960 --> 00:48:00,920 Speaker 1: voice message them in to the pod um at it's 997 00:48:01,040 --> 00:48:02,799 Speaker 1: you know it's in our bio at NICKI Glazer pod 998 00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:06,080 Speaker 1: and and leave us ample space. Don't actual don't leave 999 00:48:06,080 --> 00:48:07,960 Speaker 1: a space because Noah can toggle it. But I would 1000 00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:10,239 Speaker 1: love for us to do those live on air. You 1001 00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:12,120 Speaker 1: know what else is great that I think would, we'd 1002 00:48:12,160 --> 00:48:13,360 Speaker 1: have a lot of fun. And it's kind of in 1003 00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:15,759 Speaker 1: the same vein. Do you remember those things like, oh, 1004 00:48:15,840 --> 00:48:18,600 Speaker 1: there's a puddle on the ground, there's a person dead 1005 00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:21,360 Speaker 1: in a cabin, there's a puddle on the ground. What happened? 1006 00:48:21,560 --> 00:48:24,000 Speaker 1: It's always like ice and like, yeah, he hung himself 1007 00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:28,040 Speaker 1: on ice or or you know, uh whatever. So like 1008 00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:32,000 Speaker 1: this guy, yeah riddles and we were We got a 1009 00:48:32,239 --> 00:48:34,800 Speaker 1: guy driving in us, me and Brenna over the weekend 1010 00:48:34,840 --> 00:48:39,040 Speaker 1: and he started just giving us riddles. Um, I'll try 1011 00:48:39,080 --> 00:48:42,759 Speaker 1: to think of one really quick. Oh so there, um, 1012 00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:48,000 Speaker 1: a father and son get in an accident. Uh, the 1013 00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:52,759 Speaker 1: father dies, the son shows up, the doctor goes, my son. 1014 00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:57,480 Speaker 1: How's that possible because the doctor is a woman and 1015 00:48:57,560 --> 00:48:59,920 Speaker 1: it's his mother. I've heard that one before. Dude, I 1016 00:49:00,120 --> 00:49:02,239 Speaker 1: didn't get it. I felt like such Yeah, because you 1017 00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:06,080 Speaker 1: could come from a line of like I mean that, 1018 00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:08,640 Speaker 1: I love those ones that no one didn't know. You 1019 00:49:08,719 --> 00:49:11,160 Speaker 1: could tell no one didn't know because you just think 1020 00:49:11,200 --> 00:49:14,960 Speaker 1: a doctor is a man. If you would have got 1021 00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:18,920 Speaker 1: it right away right away. Um, it's so I love 1022 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:21,400 Speaker 1: those ones that you know told up a mirror to 1023 00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:23,920 Speaker 1: us and it's like you're not you don't. That's the 1024 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:25,840 Speaker 1: thing when people go I'm not racist, and it's like, 1025 00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:29,520 Speaker 1: I'm not a misogynist, it's like it's not there's a 1026 00:49:29,560 --> 00:49:33,799 Speaker 1: difference between intentional and unintentional, like those kinds of things 1027 00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:35,719 Speaker 1: where you go, you would never say that a woman 1028 00:49:35,719 --> 00:49:38,440 Speaker 1: couldn't be a doctor, yet your brain did a thing. 1029 00:49:38,560 --> 00:49:42,520 Speaker 1: I literally said, there's a really good right, it's got 1030 00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:45,160 Speaker 1: to be a stepdad. That's what I thought, you know 1031 00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:49,000 Speaker 1: what I mean? I thought maybe the doctor was they 1032 00:49:49,080 --> 00:49:52,239 Speaker 1: both died and he was just an angel, like all 1033 00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:58,560 Speaker 1: these thoughts. Yeah, I want to play this one before 1034 00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:00,239 Speaker 1: you hold on. Let me just pull this up because 1035 00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:03,000 Speaker 1: this one is so good. So this is a guy 1036 00:50:03,040 --> 00:50:04,560 Speaker 1: that gives a prompt for a TikTok. Oh my god, 1037 00:50:04,600 --> 00:50:06,520 Speaker 1: this guy is really cute. To the guy that answers it. 1038 00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:08,719 Speaker 1: I'm very attracted him for something. Okay, So it is 1039 00:50:08,760 --> 00:50:14,840 Speaker 1: the riddlem No, okay, what's the song lyric? What's the 1040 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:16,920 Speaker 1: song lyric? That took way too long for you to 1041 00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:18,919 Speaker 1: figure out what the actual lyric was. There's a white 1042 00:50:18,920 --> 00:50:20,560 Speaker 1: guy standing in the mirror asking that, and this is 1043 00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:23,160 Speaker 1: the TikTok response lyric took way too long for you 1044 00:50:23,200 --> 00:50:25,319 Speaker 1: to figure out what the actual lyric was. All right, 1045 00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,160 Speaker 1: this one necessarily is the one that I got wrong. 1046 00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:31,239 Speaker 1: But look at how this day. If you listen to 1047 00:50:31,320 --> 00:50:33,600 Speaker 1: the song Live Your Life by a t I feature 1048 00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:36,120 Speaker 1: of Rihanna Um, you can hear one of two things. 1049 00:50:36,200 --> 00:50:39,120 Speaker 1: Either one you can hear Rihanna saying I'm a paper chaser, 1050 00:50:39,920 --> 00:50:42,640 Speaker 1: or if you really want to trick your brain into 1051 00:50:42,680 --> 00:50:45,000 Speaker 1: hearing it, you can hear her say because I'm a 1052 00:50:45,080 --> 00:50:48,520 Speaker 1: big fucking slut and I thought it was bullshit until 1053 00:50:48,560 --> 00:50:56,719 Speaker 1: I heard it. Let me show you what I'm there, 1054 00:50:56,760 --> 00:51:06,160 Speaker 1: we go, did you hear it? Noah? Because I'm a 1055 00:51:06,280 --> 00:51:11,759 Speaker 1: big fucking slut? And blue dress and the Yanni and 1056 00:51:11,960 --> 00:51:15,920 Speaker 1: Laurel and I read all about it in the comments 1057 00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:19,799 Speaker 1: about why that is, and it's because your brain makes 1058 00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:22,439 Speaker 1: so many times in your during the day. Your brain 1059 00:51:22,560 --> 00:51:24,920 Speaker 1: fills in the gaps because you don't have all the information. 1060 00:51:25,520 --> 00:51:28,319 Speaker 1: And in that song when she says, I always said 1061 00:51:28,360 --> 00:51:31,960 Speaker 1: it heard paintball chaser because I'm a paint ball chaser, 1062 00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:34,800 Speaker 1: and she really that's what it sounded like to me. 1063 00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:37,399 Speaker 1: But when he says big, you go, there's no way 1064 00:51:37,480 --> 00:51:39,880 Speaker 1: that paper chaser or something like big slut, but she 1065 00:51:40,000 --> 00:51:42,640 Speaker 1: goes because I'm a big fucking slut. And it's like 1066 00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:44,759 Speaker 1: every time I year the song, now I think of that. 1067 00:51:45,200 --> 00:51:47,560 Speaker 1: Did he change the word? No, dude, it's not because 1068 00:51:47,560 --> 00:51:49,480 Speaker 1: it's your if your brain and if you didn't hear 1069 00:51:49,520 --> 00:51:52,360 Speaker 1: it during it, it's more about reading it. So go 1070 00:51:52,600 --> 00:51:55,160 Speaker 1: just look up paper Chaser, big slut, and when you 1071 00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:57,520 Speaker 1: look at that TikTok, you will your brain will hear 1072 00:51:57,600 --> 00:52:00,040 Speaker 1: big fucking slut. Did you hear it? Yes? I heard it? 1073 00:52:00,160 --> 00:52:04,319 Speaker 1: Is like exactly Annie. The word hey jealousy, I thought 1074 00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:07,520 Speaker 1: was hair jealousy, and I bet my brother like twenty 1075 00:52:07,560 --> 00:52:11,080 Speaker 1: dollars that it was hair jel hair jealousy. Why, I guess, 1076 00:52:11,120 --> 00:52:13,800 Speaker 1: hey jealousy is just as weird as hair jealousy. I 1077 00:52:13,840 --> 00:52:16,480 Speaker 1: don't know why. And I think mostly men would really 1078 00:52:16,560 --> 00:52:19,120 Speaker 1: resonate with a song called hair jealousy. Especially we could 1079 00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:22,600 Speaker 1: travel around this town ask men what they're doing for 1080 00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:28,239 Speaker 1: their crowns, thinking if they're doing Rogaine or Papricia, I'm 1081 00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:34,279 Speaker 1: jealous of his hairline, hair jealousy, Joe Rogaine, hair jealousy. Okay, 1082 00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:38,480 Speaker 1: you ready next for jealousie? I love that song. Holy, 1083 00:52:38,719 --> 00:52:40,480 Speaker 1: I'm gonna add it to my Spotify right now. Okay, 1084 00:52:40,560 --> 00:52:42,440 Speaker 1: keep going what I remember? You know, what's a big 1085 00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:48,000 Speaker 1: moment when when you get a shotgun with your brother 1086 00:52:48,280 --> 00:52:50,480 Speaker 1: all the time, and I'm sure your sister probably got 1087 00:52:50,520 --> 00:52:52,719 Speaker 1: shotgun with you when you drove and then the first 1088 00:52:52,760 --> 00:52:54,960 Speaker 1: time I'm always called it, I'm just kidding, oh no. 1089 00:52:55,080 --> 00:52:57,160 Speaker 1: But then the first time you had a boyfriend or 1090 00:52:57,200 --> 00:52:58,880 Speaker 1: my brother had a girlfriend and I had to be 1091 00:52:59,440 --> 00:53:02,520 Speaker 1: moved to the back seat, that's a big moment in 1092 00:53:02,640 --> 00:53:04,719 Speaker 1: your life where you're like, fuck you, you're my brother. 1093 00:53:04,840 --> 00:53:06,960 Speaker 1: Why am I moving to the back for this girl. 1094 00:53:07,040 --> 00:53:09,920 Speaker 1: I will give you an example, like my dad always 1095 00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:12,880 Speaker 1: lets me ride shotgun When my mom and me are 1096 00:53:13,040 --> 00:53:15,279 Speaker 1: driving in the car with him. He always like, nick 1097 00:53:15,320 --> 00:53:18,160 Speaker 1: you sit up front and I go no, and he goes, 1098 00:53:18,840 --> 00:53:21,279 Speaker 1: why not. I go because she's your wife, And she 1099 00:53:21,400 --> 00:53:22,960 Speaker 1: goes she doesn't care, and she goes, yes, I do, 1100 00:53:23,440 --> 00:53:25,000 Speaker 1: I want to sit up front and I go. He goes, 1101 00:53:25,120 --> 00:53:27,719 Speaker 1: Nicky never drives with us, and I go, she is 1102 00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:32,160 Speaker 1: your wife. I'm not sitting up front. Like how Like 1103 00:53:33,080 --> 00:53:36,000 Speaker 1: there's times where that that happens where I'm the one 1104 00:53:36,040 --> 00:53:39,640 Speaker 1: that's like no, come on, and you like riding in 1105 00:53:39,719 --> 00:53:43,040 Speaker 1: the back. Yeah we can, I can. He can't kiss 1106 00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:48,600 Speaker 1: me from there. She's your wife and I'm your girlfriend, 1107 00:53:50,920 --> 00:53:53,560 Speaker 1: all right. After his credit card declined, a customer left 1108 00:53:53,600 --> 00:53:57,120 Speaker 1: his score and return with a gas can, the contents 1109 00:53:57,200 --> 00:53:59,040 Speaker 1: of which he poured on the floor and set a fire. 1110 00:53:59,400 --> 00:54:01,680 Speaker 1: He then drew off as a store manager put out 1111 00:54:01,719 --> 00:54:04,920 Speaker 1: the fires. What he got caught. He was underneath like 1112 00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:07,680 Speaker 1: a car with a hammer. Later on had a stand off. 1113 00:54:08,840 --> 00:54:10,759 Speaker 1: This guy stole a credit card or he forgot his 1114 00:54:10,840 --> 00:54:12,879 Speaker 1: credit card at the store. It doesn't have the credit 1115 00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:16,160 Speaker 1: card and got coclined. And then he came back and 1116 00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:19,880 Speaker 1: you know, light like light, the system on fire. That 1117 00:54:20,280 --> 00:54:23,120 Speaker 1: he probably just traveled to Barcelona and he came back 1118 00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:25,520 Speaker 1: and you know, when you spend, you didn't call the 1119 00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:27,680 Speaker 1: bank yet and let him know. That's and you know, 1120 00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:29,680 Speaker 1: he probably a jet lag and was You know what, 1121 00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:31,279 Speaker 1: sometimes you get off a flight in your bleerand and 1122 00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:32,960 Speaker 1: you go get a gas can and you go back 1123 00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:35,120 Speaker 1: and try to torch a home depot and then you 1124 00:54:35,560 --> 00:54:39,080 Speaker 1: under a car with a hammer. It really will mess 1125 00:54:39,120 --> 00:54:41,880 Speaker 1: you up because in his time, it's five o'clock and 1126 00:54:42,040 --> 00:54:47,960 Speaker 1: back in Atlanta, it's which it's it's very confusing. Um 1127 00:54:48,239 --> 00:54:51,440 Speaker 1: that is hilarious. UM. Yeah, it's suples anger and what 1128 00:54:51,520 --> 00:54:53,279 Speaker 1: they do with it, Like there's so many steps. Like 1129 00:54:53,360 --> 00:54:55,080 Speaker 1: the woman on my flight that I was talking about yesterday, 1130 00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:59,120 Speaker 1: they got kicked off. Like the moment between him going ma'am, 1131 00:54:59,160 --> 00:55:01,239 Speaker 1: you're off this flight and her her being able to go, 1132 00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:03,279 Speaker 1: I'm really sorry. Cost it you. I'm having a last day. 1133 00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:05,600 Speaker 1: He could have. She could have de escalated it, but 1134 00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:08,440 Speaker 1: instead she goes what I had, cost it you. And 1135 00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:11,440 Speaker 1: that choice that she made to do that made it 1136 00:55:11,480 --> 00:55:13,239 Speaker 1: so she didn't make on the flight, Like he made 1137 00:55:13,280 --> 00:55:15,120 Speaker 1: the choice to escalate it to you're getting kicked on 1138 00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:16,680 Speaker 1: the flight. But she could have de escalated. I really 1139 00:55:16,680 --> 00:55:18,200 Speaker 1: believe she could have gotten on that flight if she 1140 00:55:18,239 --> 00:55:20,960 Speaker 1: would have said, dude, I'm so sorry, kids, come here, 1141 00:55:21,040 --> 00:55:23,319 Speaker 1: put on that mask. I I didn't. I didn't mean 1142 00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:27,000 Speaker 1: I'm I was molested, Like I'm not like like you 1143 00:55:27,040 --> 00:55:29,000 Speaker 1: know no, But I get your point. Like if this guy, 1144 00:55:29,080 --> 00:55:32,800 Speaker 1: let's say he was buying a soda right like two dollars, 1145 00:55:33,680 --> 00:55:35,759 Speaker 1: maybe the guy behind the counter goes, look, I see 1146 00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:38,320 Speaker 1: that you're having a rough time with this. Let me 1147 00:55:38,440 --> 00:55:40,319 Speaker 1: just buy this for you. Just take it. Oh, I'm 1148 00:55:40,320 --> 00:55:42,239 Speaker 1: not even saying the cashier could have de escalated. I'm 1149 00:55:42,239 --> 00:55:44,840 Speaker 1: saying that guy made a choice in that moment to 1150 00:55:45,040 --> 00:55:47,160 Speaker 1: not just like go and get out of there, Like 1151 00:55:47,360 --> 00:55:49,480 Speaker 1: he had to go purchase something, Go like, hey, what 1152 00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:52,400 Speaker 1: aisle is the blowtorches? What aisle is the gas cans? 1153 00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:55,680 Speaker 1: Go to Amco? Fill it up? Go and the car 1154 00:55:55,840 --> 00:55:59,040 Speaker 1: gets declined. Then he has to go and go see 1155 00:55:59,239 --> 00:56:02,360 Speaker 1: cashier needs to go inside, Like so many steps to 1156 00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:05,840 Speaker 1: decide to do something that crazy, as opposed to like 1157 00:56:06,400 --> 00:56:07,719 Speaker 1: like the other day I was walking down the street 1158 00:56:07,800 --> 00:56:13,080 Speaker 1: and there was especially you have money in there, But 1159 00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:15,520 Speaker 1: it's like you what you do in these moments, you 1160 00:56:15,600 --> 00:56:17,919 Speaker 1: can de escalate. Even the other day I was walking, 1161 00:56:18,000 --> 00:56:19,719 Speaker 1: I was, you know, on my phone, and I like 1162 00:56:19,840 --> 00:56:20,960 Speaker 1: had somewhere to be and I had to be in 1163 00:56:21,040 --> 00:56:23,080 Speaker 1: the call and Luigi was like pulling me and all 1164 00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:24,400 Speaker 1: these things that I had my coffee and I was 1165 00:56:24,440 --> 00:56:26,520 Speaker 1: worried about spilling it. And there was like this group 1166 00:56:26,600 --> 00:56:29,840 Speaker 1: of like tourists, which is never happens in this like 1167 00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:33,600 Speaker 1: where we live, just clogging this street and these kind 1168 00:56:33,600 --> 00:56:36,920 Speaker 1: of like dumb kids just like like drooling and like 1169 00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:40,719 Speaker 1: looking at the big and I just was, and I go, 1170 00:56:40,920 --> 00:56:43,560 Speaker 1: excuse me, I go, oh, just like sitting in the 1171 00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:47,000 Speaker 1: not making not even acknowledging that people could be walking through. 1172 00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:50,080 Speaker 1: I said some shitty thing, and I'm like, that didn't 1173 00:56:50,120 --> 00:56:52,080 Speaker 1: need to I didn't need to do that because what 1174 00:56:52,239 --> 00:56:54,839 Speaker 1: that did wasn't what I wanted it to do. Yet 1175 00:56:54,960 --> 00:56:57,160 Speaker 1: made that person feel stupid, but it probably made that 1176 00:56:57,200 --> 00:57:00,759 Speaker 1: person thinks saying sorry right away. I had my earphones in, 1177 00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:02,560 Speaker 1: so what a passive aggressive thing. I couldn't even hear 1178 00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:05,040 Speaker 1: them and I just kept walking so like I had 1179 00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:08,400 Speaker 1: no consequences. I was a cunt, so as on behalf 1180 00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:10,040 Speaker 1: of people that may have done that to you, or 1181 00:57:10,120 --> 00:57:12,760 Speaker 1: go excuse me? Can I just apologize for that person 1182 00:57:12,840 --> 00:57:14,960 Speaker 1: and say like, and sometimes when I don't pick up 1183 00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:17,360 Speaker 1: Luigi's poop because I don't have a bag, the next 1184 00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:20,120 Speaker 1: day I'll poop up pick up someone else's ship to 1185 00:57:20,240 --> 00:57:22,920 Speaker 1: make up for the one I left, and I want 1186 00:57:22,960 --> 00:57:25,240 Speaker 1: to do that right now. So you have had someone 1187 00:57:25,360 --> 00:57:28,440 Speaker 1: go past you and be like, um, excuse me, I 1188 00:57:28,680 --> 00:57:31,360 Speaker 1: was that person. I'm really sorry, so let me take 1189 00:57:31,440 --> 00:57:33,680 Speaker 1: that away, like, let me apologize because it could have 1190 00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:36,840 Speaker 1: been you. Yeah, So many times I do that and 1191 00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:40,120 Speaker 1: I'll get furious at the person and be like, how 1192 00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:42,360 Speaker 1: could they not be self aware? How can they not 1193 00:57:42,560 --> 00:57:44,800 Speaker 1: know this? And then they apologize in a way where 1194 00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:47,800 Speaker 1: they're like, you're right, I wasn't self aware of time. 1195 00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:51,200 Speaker 1: I thank you for letting And they're so apologetic and 1196 00:57:51,240 --> 00:57:55,080 Speaker 1: you're like, I'm such a fucking dick, Like yeah, a good. Yeah, 1197 00:57:55,160 --> 00:57:57,880 Speaker 1: it's just even yesterday, like when you got you you 1198 00:57:57,960 --> 00:57:59,480 Speaker 1: were having a little bit of a road rage moment 1199 00:57:59,480 --> 00:58:01,800 Speaker 1: because you're tying to get home. Yeah you did, you 1200 00:58:01,840 --> 00:58:04,439 Speaker 1: were great, but you you did honk at the person first, 1201 00:58:04,600 --> 00:58:07,120 Speaker 1: very we could have killed. But what I'm saying is 1202 00:58:07,200 --> 00:58:11,120 Speaker 1: like even honking, I think, like, is is not good? 1203 00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:12,760 Speaker 1: And I know you're like, well, he needs to know, 1204 00:58:13,400 --> 00:58:15,720 Speaker 1: he knows, like how many times have you just been 1205 00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:18,120 Speaker 1: in a rush and taken a chance when you know 1206 00:58:18,360 --> 00:58:22,600 Speaker 1: and we had ample time? There was we Yes, I was, 1207 00:58:22,760 --> 00:58:24,360 Speaker 1: and I saw it from the get go. I'm just 1208 00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:26,560 Speaker 1: I'm not saying I would have done differently. I saw 1209 00:58:26,640 --> 00:58:30,360 Speaker 1: a Geico uh save or whatever onsentrance, so I saw. 1210 00:58:31,120 --> 00:58:33,720 Speaker 1: But even honking and being like I need you to 1211 00:58:33,840 --> 00:58:35,720 Speaker 1: know that you sucked up. How many times have you 1212 00:58:35,840 --> 00:58:38,280 Speaker 1: done things in traffic fucked up. But I'm just I 1213 00:58:38,360 --> 00:58:40,920 Speaker 1: know you've got when someone's haunted you and you've been 1214 00:58:40,920 --> 00:58:43,840 Speaker 1: like I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Like today, let 1215 00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:47,400 Speaker 1: me just ask you listening to everyone listening, I want 1216 00:58:47,440 --> 00:58:49,120 Speaker 1: to make the world a little bit better. If someone 1217 00:58:49,240 --> 00:58:52,800 Speaker 1: cuts you off, and maybe they're doing it like intentionally, 1218 00:58:53,440 --> 00:58:56,800 Speaker 1: just think of a time where you accidentally did the 1219 00:58:56,840 --> 00:58:58,960 Speaker 1: wrong thing in traffic because you were you know, the 1220 00:58:59,040 --> 00:59:00,720 Speaker 1: Louis k thing of like but I need to go 1221 00:59:00,880 --> 00:59:03,280 Speaker 1: there and I want to and he's like, well you can't. 1222 00:59:03,360 --> 00:59:05,360 Speaker 1: And sometimes women are just like but I want to 1223 00:59:05,760 --> 00:59:09,080 Speaker 1: and like traffic and he's like no, you know. Sometimes 1224 00:59:09,400 --> 00:59:11,160 Speaker 1: just think about the time when you were that and 1225 00:59:11,280 --> 00:59:12,920 Speaker 1: how much you didn't want someone to honk and just 1226 00:59:12,960 --> 00:59:14,880 Speaker 1: wanted someone to slow down and just be like it 1227 00:59:14,960 --> 00:59:16,720 Speaker 1: happens to me and just let them go. Let's lay 1228 00:59:16,760 --> 00:59:18,919 Speaker 1: off our horns today, just for one day, unless there's 1229 00:59:18,960 --> 00:59:20,960 Speaker 1: a child crossing and you need to alert someone of 1230 00:59:21,080 --> 00:59:23,320 Speaker 1: something as opposed to being like I want you to 1231 00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:26,160 Speaker 1: know your even then kill the child. We're going to 1232 00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:29,520 Speaker 1: a short break. Be nice during this break, listen to 1233 00:59:29,600 --> 00:59:31,320 Speaker 1: our advertisers, and we'll be right back with why do 1234 00:59:31,400 --> 00:59:37,360 Speaker 1: I care, Andrew, wait away care, Why do I care? 1235 00:59:38,560 --> 00:59:40,120 Speaker 1: I think you're going to care about this one if 1236 00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:44,160 Speaker 1: I was a betting man. Yes, okay Land's bass is 1237 00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:47,640 Speaker 1: lobbying ABC to do an all gay version of the Bachelor, 1238 00:59:48,560 --> 00:59:50,480 Speaker 1: and he wants to host it. He threw that out there, 1239 00:59:50,600 --> 00:59:53,680 Speaker 1: so yeah, he's doing the Bachelor in Paradise. He he 1240 00:59:54,240 --> 00:59:59,840 Speaker 1: guest toasted oh sor Bachelor. Oh yeah. I saw those 1241 01:00:00,240 --> 01:00:09,080 Speaker 1: casting for that. I think like thirty three. I was like, no, 1242 01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:11,080 Speaker 1: they never go that old. So um, I think twenty 1243 01:00:11,080 --> 01:00:15,000 Speaker 1: seven stops for that. Um uh no, I am. I 1244 01:00:15,040 --> 01:00:17,600 Speaker 1: would love to watch a see. I'm very excited about 1245 01:00:17,600 --> 01:00:20,160 Speaker 1: the Senior Bachelor. Um. Yeah, I'm down for a gay 1246 01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:23,520 Speaker 1: Bachelor for sure, because I think there's so many assumptions 1247 01:00:23,600 --> 01:00:27,760 Speaker 1: we have about especially gay men's relationships and how monogamy 1248 01:00:27,840 --> 01:00:31,680 Speaker 1: works in there, um, in their relationships because a lot 1249 01:00:31,720 --> 01:00:34,080 Speaker 1: of times, you know, men as we know, are not 1250 01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:38,120 Speaker 1: as monogamous as women naturally, and um, you know, I 1251 01:00:38,200 --> 01:00:39,920 Speaker 1: was even with a gay man this weekend and asking 1252 01:00:40,000 --> 01:00:42,480 Speaker 1: him about he just recently was divorced, and I was like, so, 1253 01:00:42,560 --> 01:00:45,120 Speaker 1: what are you looking for? And like, when you're in relationship, 1254 01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:46,800 Speaker 1: do you guys sleep. I had a lot of um 1255 01:00:47,360 --> 01:00:50,680 Speaker 1: assumptions that gay men are like flute, like they're fine, 1256 01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:53,080 Speaker 1: you can funk anyone you want, because we understand. I 1257 01:00:53,160 --> 01:00:54,520 Speaker 1: get it. You have a dick. I have a dick, 1258 01:00:54,600 --> 01:00:57,520 Speaker 1: and I'm not gonna get jealous. But um, but that's 1259 01:00:57,560 --> 01:01:00,600 Speaker 1: not the case. And you know, I think that ABC 1260 01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:02,560 Speaker 1: would might be scared to do an all gay one, 1261 01:01:02,600 --> 01:01:04,720 Speaker 1: even though it would get a lot of press. I 1262 01:01:04,760 --> 01:01:06,640 Speaker 1: think they do it one time just to get the 1263 01:01:06,800 --> 01:01:09,480 Speaker 1: like that's just my assumption of people that just want 1264 01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:11,760 Speaker 1: everything is motivated by money. If people aren't going to 1265 01:01:11,840 --> 01:01:14,560 Speaker 1: watch it, I think ABC would think people wouldn't enjoy 1266 01:01:14,600 --> 01:01:17,320 Speaker 1: it as much because how can someone relate? How can 1267 01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:20,400 Speaker 1: your girls, our main audience, relate to gay guys looking 1268 01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:22,920 Speaker 1: for love? But the truth is, and I've been a 1269 01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:26,280 Speaker 1: straight girl that's watched gay things or gay love stories, 1270 01:01:26,400 --> 01:01:29,040 Speaker 1: you know, Brokeback Mountain or um call Me by your name, 1271 01:01:29,280 --> 01:01:33,240 Speaker 1: and two of them, I mean, honestly, can you think 1272 01:01:33,280 --> 01:01:38,320 Speaker 1: of others? There's the one, um was what's it called 1273 01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:44,560 Speaker 1: the one that one moonlight? Moonlight? Yeah? Um, I didn't 1274 01:01:44,560 --> 01:01:47,800 Speaker 1: see that one though. What's the one with the bird cage? Yeah, 1275 01:01:47,840 --> 01:01:51,920 Speaker 1: bird cage? But that I'm talking about like really romance. Romance. No, yeah, no, 1276 01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:55,320 Speaker 1: I see what you're saying those being like I'm not 1277 01:01:55,400 --> 01:01:57,160 Speaker 1: gonna get that. I'll watch it because it's a good movie, 1278 01:01:57,200 --> 01:01:58,680 Speaker 1: but I'm not gonna be like moved like I am 1279 01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:02,200 Speaker 1: with You've Got Mail, Oh contrair. Like love is love, 1280 01:02:02,320 --> 01:02:03,920 Speaker 1: and I always knew that. It's not like I'm like 1281 01:02:04,240 --> 01:02:05,880 Speaker 1: gay love is different. It's just like you wanted some 1282 01:02:06,160 --> 01:02:08,320 Speaker 1: something that you can put yourself in. What I can 1283 01:02:08,400 --> 01:02:12,440 Speaker 1: put myself in, uh in army hammer and you know, 1284 01:02:12,880 --> 01:02:16,720 Speaker 1: uh shallow make whether or not it's a gay relationship, 1285 01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:18,560 Speaker 1: there's a yin and yang, and you can put yourself 1286 01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:21,240 Speaker 1: in one of those of the past, the receiving or 1287 01:02:21,320 --> 01:02:24,280 Speaker 1: the mask, the masculine or the feminine. So if you 1288 01:02:24,400 --> 01:02:27,600 Speaker 1: think you can't resonate with a gay love story, um, 1289 01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:31,000 Speaker 1: you're wrong. And man, the reality show I did over 1290 01:02:31,040 --> 01:02:34,760 Speaker 1: the weekend, it's like you would think, I wish I 1291 01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:36,720 Speaker 1: could like talk about it. Let me just say it 1292 01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:40,120 Speaker 1: in these terms. It was it's Um, it's about a 1293 01:02:40,360 --> 01:02:44,680 Speaker 1: thing that you would only think women would enjoy watching, 1294 01:02:44,880 --> 01:02:47,680 Speaker 1: all right, that you will only think if if a 1295 01:02:47,760 --> 01:02:51,520 Speaker 1: man possibly went to it was a reality show competition 1296 01:02:51,720 --> 01:02:55,480 Speaker 1: based in a performance based on a type of performance 1297 01:02:55,680 --> 01:03:01,400 Speaker 1: that is usually geared towards women liking it. And there 1298 01:03:01,440 --> 01:03:03,120 Speaker 1: were men at the show, at the live show that 1299 01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:05,200 Speaker 1: I went to, at the fine finale, there's this big 1300 01:03:05,280 --> 01:03:08,640 Speaker 1: show and they like debut for this big audience. It 1301 01:03:08,760 --> 01:03:10,840 Speaker 1: was in Vegas. It's like, you know, I don't think 1302 01:03:10,880 --> 01:03:13,480 Speaker 1: it's any secret that this is like a h I 1303 01:03:13,520 --> 01:03:16,000 Speaker 1: could probably reveal. It's a long running show in Vegas 1304 01:03:16,520 --> 01:03:19,360 Speaker 1: that people um are not necessarily competing to be in, 1305 01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:21,720 Speaker 1: but are a part of. And so at the finale, 1306 01:03:21,920 --> 01:03:23,480 Speaker 1: instead of what it was being a small challenge, it 1307 01:03:23,560 --> 01:03:25,840 Speaker 1: was the actual big show that these people were in. 1308 01:03:26,480 --> 01:03:28,800 Speaker 1: And I thought it was just gonna be a you know, 1309 01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:35,080 Speaker 1: what's opposite of Sasha's Fest, Sasha's Patti Fest? Uh a 1310 01:03:35,560 --> 01:03:43,720 Speaker 1: um Arby's two for two fifty yeah beef yeah yeah, 1311 01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:51,240 Speaker 1: a uh bubblegum bubble loser. Sometimes your clip looks like bubblegum? 1312 01:03:51,280 --> 01:03:56,200 Speaker 1: Are your cliporal? Yeah? Okay? So um, I thought it 1313 01:03:56,280 --> 01:03:58,280 Speaker 1: was gonna be that. But there were straight men there 1314 01:03:58,840 --> 01:04:01,280 Speaker 1: and even a Meal who I brought along with me, 1315 01:04:02,320 --> 01:04:05,920 Speaker 1: was very inspired by it. Not awkward at all, like 1316 01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:10,480 Speaker 1: almost like guys liked it more than the girls. Straight guys, 1317 01:04:10,600 --> 01:04:14,120 Speaker 1: and it was something that is geared towards straight, heterosexual, 1318 01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:17,200 Speaker 1: horny women. Maybe you can catch my drift here and 1319 01:04:17,360 --> 01:04:19,280 Speaker 1: let me just say you would not. I could not 1320 01:04:19,360 --> 01:04:21,280 Speaker 1: believe there were even men in the crowd, and I thought, 1321 01:04:21,360 --> 01:04:25,080 Speaker 1: surely those guys are gay. They weren't. Um. I jerked 1322 01:04:25,160 --> 01:04:27,000 Speaker 1: them all off and they liked it. So that's how 1323 01:04:27,040 --> 01:04:30,240 Speaker 1: I tests that's true. Well, I did with my feet 1324 01:04:30,400 --> 01:04:34,520 Speaker 1: so and I got my dad's feet. So alright, um, 1325 01:04:34,640 --> 01:04:38,520 Speaker 1: cross feet. Um do you think? Yeah, I think it 1326 01:04:38,520 --> 01:04:40,840 Speaker 1: would be great. Now does it have to be under 1327 01:04:41,400 --> 01:04:43,880 Speaker 1: I guess if it's under the bachelor umbrella as opposed 1328 01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:46,840 Speaker 1: to its own individual thing, it gives it more weight, 1329 01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:49,080 Speaker 1: I guess, you know. And I think it would be 1330 01:04:49,120 --> 01:04:53,479 Speaker 1: a love So what's funny is? Um? So this story 1331 01:04:53,560 --> 01:04:56,040 Speaker 1: I got from Queerty, which is like a like a 1332 01:04:56,120 --> 01:04:59,720 Speaker 1: well known like gay uh like site, and a lot 1333 01:04:59,800 --> 01:05:02,080 Speaker 1: of the of people in the comments, the gays are like, 1334 01:05:02,160 --> 01:05:03,880 Speaker 1: we don't want this, and can I read you a 1335 01:05:03,960 --> 01:05:08,520 Speaker 1: really funny comment? Yes? Please? I love funny online comments. Okay, 1336 01:05:08,600 --> 01:05:11,160 Speaker 1: so someone writes maybe a gay love Island could work, 1337 01:05:11,240 --> 01:05:13,360 Speaker 1: but a gay Bachelor. It would just end up being 1338 01:05:13,440 --> 01:05:15,720 Speaker 1: all the contestants hooking up with each other and leaving 1339 01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:19,360 Speaker 1: the bachelor holding his bouquet of roses in an empty room. Yes, 1340 01:05:19,600 --> 01:05:22,600 Speaker 1: who doesn't want to watch that? Which that sounds very fun, 1341 01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:25,080 Speaker 1: But that's exactly to your point, even though I know 1342 01:05:25,160 --> 01:05:28,200 Speaker 1: it's a joke, but it's the assumption of like that 1343 01:05:28,680 --> 01:05:31,000 Speaker 1: that it wouldn't be very similar. But that would be 1344 01:05:31,080 --> 01:05:34,720 Speaker 1: interesting though, to see, like what would happen with. I 1345 01:05:34,800 --> 01:05:36,760 Speaker 1: think they would do a good job casting it to 1346 01:05:36,880 --> 01:05:39,680 Speaker 1: find gay men that actually want monogamy and like prefer 1347 01:05:39,800 --> 01:05:42,600 Speaker 1: it mixed with guys that do live that lifestyle of 1348 01:05:42,720 --> 01:05:46,760 Speaker 1: like being just like corny dudes. And I love that 1349 01:05:46,920 --> 01:05:49,640 Speaker 1: idea because how interesting would it be. There's only been 1350 01:05:49,720 --> 01:05:52,760 Speaker 1: one occurrence that I remember on The Bachelor where the 1351 01:05:52,840 --> 01:05:55,360 Speaker 1: two girls in the house end up liking each other 1352 01:05:55,800 --> 01:05:58,160 Speaker 1: and have a thing, And I think it happens after 1353 01:05:58,280 --> 01:06:01,120 Speaker 1: the fact, it's kind of revealed after the rose ceremony 1354 01:06:01,200 --> 01:06:04,200 Speaker 1: or whatever. But I mean, I think I would love 1355 01:06:05,120 --> 01:06:09,680 Speaker 1: because there's something so like annoying about everyone competing against 1356 01:06:09,760 --> 01:06:12,640 Speaker 1: all the other guys as as opposed to just be 1357 01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:15,400 Speaker 1: two guys might hook up about a guy and be 1358 01:06:15,520 --> 01:06:19,160 Speaker 1: like competing for I think it would be great. What 1359 01:06:19,240 --> 01:06:24,480 Speaker 1: do they give out inside of roses condoms? Yeah? Beautiful? 1360 01:06:25,480 --> 01:06:29,400 Speaker 1: You know what? Prep? Yeah, it's um. I don't know 1361 01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:32,880 Speaker 1: anything about it, but like, yeah, someone was Emil and 1362 01:06:32,920 --> 01:06:35,600 Speaker 1: I were talking about how like sex is so intimate 1363 01:06:35,680 --> 01:06:38,000 Speaker 1: and how girls get attached and how some guys get 1364 01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:41,320 Speaker 1: really bonded from sex as well. And you know, I've 1365 01:06:41,360 --> 01:06:43,440 Speaker 1: heard people make this point before, but he's like, yeah, 1366 01:06:43,480 --> 01:06:46,160 Speaker 1: if someone were inside me, I would be very like 1367 01:06:47,080 --> 01:06:49,240 Speaker 1: ponded to that too. It's like different than going inside 1368 01:06:49,320 --> 01:06:52,000 Speaker 1: something as opposed to like letting something in you. It's 1369 01:06:52,040 --> 01:06:55,880 Speaker 1: like very much more invasive. And we like letting someone 1370 01:06:55,920 --> 01:06:57,960 Speaker 1: into your house as opposed to go in and visiting 1371 01:06:58,000 --> 01:07:00,240 Speaker 1: someone else's house. Yeah, you can leave when you want, 1372 01:07:00,320 --> 01:07:02,240 Speaker 1: whereas like I don't. It's gonna be awkward for me 1373 01:07:02,320 --> 01:07:03,760 Speaker 1: to kick you out. And I'm worried that you might 1374 01:07:03,880 --> 01:07:05,840 Speaker 1: wear your shoes inside, and I'm it's gonna be weird 1375 01:07:05,880 --> 01:07:07,360 Speaker 1: where it's like we don't we have to you have 1376 01:07:07,440 --> 01:07:09,959 Speaker 1: to wear you have to wear shoes in my house. Yeah, 1377 01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:13,360 Speaker 1: and your shoes are STDs that you're leaving in my house. Yes, 1378 01:07:13,640 --> 01:07:16,560 Speaker 1: the dirt that you break in and my room is broken, 1379 01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:22,160 Speaker 1: and um, my immune system is my room back. But um, yeah, 1380 01:07:22,240 --> 01:07:26,760 Speaker 1: and we were talking about like, yeah, women like women 1381 01:07:26,920 --> 01:07:31,120 Speaker 1: get tend to get hive V sooner than in gay 1382 01:07:31,160 --> 01:07:33,720 Speaker 1: men because they're being comed into as opposed to like 1383 01:07:33,840 --> 01:07:37,040 Speaker 1: getting it when you put something in, Like if you 1384 01:07:37,160 --> 01:07:39,440 Speaker 1: just get squirted into, that's a better chance of getting 1385 01:07:39,480 --> 01:07:42,560 Speaker 1: the thing in you than like getting you. Guys have 1386 01:07:42,760 --> 01:07:44,960 Speaker 1: less calm on your dick than we have in us 1387 01:07:45,240 --> 01:07:47,480 Speaker 1: because we have come to you know, it's just hard 1388 01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:50,080 Speaker 1: to get come through a little hole because my dick 1389 01:07:50,320 --> 01:07:52,080 Speaker 1: is small and it's hard to creep up the dick. 1390 01:07:52,120 --> 01:07:54,640 Speaker 1: Holl it's easy to get it out. Alright, guys, let's 1391 01:07:54,720 --> 01:07:59,760 Speaker 1: play finish my sentence. It's a it's a wild card 1392 01:07:59,800 --> 01:08:01,800 Speaker 1: when to say. That's why we just pick a segment 1393 01:08:01,920 --> 01:08:04,040 Speaker 1: that we want to do, just finish my sentences where 1394 01:08:04,080 --> 01:08:06,200 Speaker 1: we and Andrew try to complete each other's sentences and 1395 01:08:06,520 --> 01:08:10,240 Speaker 1: predict how we would finish this sentence. And then I think, no, uh, 1396 01:08:11,040 --> 01:08:13,000 Speaker 1: judges to see who she thinks is the most right. 1397 01:08:13,040 --> 01:08:15,840 Speaker 1: I forget how we play this. Someone that ends up 1398 01:08:15,880 --> 01:08:19,320 Speaker 1: in tears, yeah, usually breaks us apart and leads us 1399 01:08:19,400 --> 01:08:22,080 Speaker 1: to Andrew going on Zillo and looking for apartment matches. 1400 01:08:22,200 --> 01:08:27,040 Speaker 1: There's one in the same building that would be kind 1401 01:08:27,040 --> 01:08:29,920 Speaker 1: of fun. I don't think they have studios here. Okay, 1402 01:08:30,439 --> 01:08:31,800 Speaker 1: stoge you in it. You could do the storrege you 1403 01:08:31,800 --> 01:08:34,600 Speaker 1: in it downstairs? All right, finish today? No, what is it? 1404 01:08:36,160 --> 01:08:41,639 Speaker 1: My biggest regret is m M. My biggest regret is Okay, 1405 01:08:41,840 --> 01:08:46,120 Speaker 1: I will go first. I am Andrew Colin. Man, I 1406 01:08:46,240 --> 01:08:48,680 Speaker 1: have a I have a regret. Man. I don't even 1407 01:08:48,680 --> 01:08:49,960 Speaker 1: want to go there, but I have something that I 1408 01:08:50,040 --> 01:08:52,280 Speaker 1: think you're gonna regret if you don't do something about 1409 01:08:52,280 --> 01:08:53,680 Speaker 1: it now. But I don't even want to go there 1410 01:08:53,760 --> 01:08:55,840 Speaker 1: because it's too fraught, and you can probably do the 1411 01:08:55,920 --> 01:08:59,800 Speaker 1: same for me. Jesus. Okay, wait, wait, what's that we 1412 01:09:00,000 --> 01:09:03,919 Speaker 1: regret that? Well, it's just you know what I'm projecting. 1413 01:09:04,400 --> 01:09:08,280 Speaker 1: It's that someone who I think isn't going to be 1414 01:09:08,360 --> 01:09:10,600 Speaker 1: around that much longer. I'm not talking to enough, and 1415 01:09:10,640 --> 01:09:12,639 Speaker 1: I'm going to regret that I didn't call them enough. 1416 01:09:12,840 --> 01:09:15,920 Speaker 1: It's my aunt Sally. Honestly, that's my That's my biggest 1417 01:09:15,960 --> 01:09:17,800 Speaker 1: regret right now. That's a future regret that I could 1418 01:09:18,080 --> 01:09:22,160 Speaker 1: remedy today by and it's like, but you know, it 1419 01:09:22,280 --> 01:09:25,479 Speaker 1: might make thank you for that. I'll call Aunt Sally 1420 01:09:25,520 --> 01:09:27,760 Speaker 1: today too. And it's not because we don't. I love 1421 01:09:27,800 --> 01:09:29,240 Speaker 1: talking to Aunt Sally. And when you talk to your mom, 1422 01:09:29,360 --> 01:09:31,720 Speaker 1: it's not that painful, but it's like the it's the 1423 01:09:31,840 --> 01:09:34,280 Speaker 1: fear before it. Well, it's also the fear that they're 1424 01:09:34,280 --> 01:09:36,040 Speaker 1: going to die and every time you talk to them 1425 01:09:36,520 --> 01:09:38,960 Speaker 1: it might be the last, or like they're gonna their 1426 01:09:39,040 --> 01:09:41,960 Speaker 1: lives are just like so sad that you get sad 1427 01:09:42,280 --> 01:09:44,880 Speaker 1: hearing about it. Yeah, I'm sorry to bring that up. Okay, 1428 01:09:44,960 --> 01:09:49,120 Speaker 1: my biggest regret is bringing that up. Um my big 1429 01:09:49,280 --> 01:09:52,840 Speaker 1: I think I'm under Colin. And my biggest regret is 1430 01:09:52,920 --> 01:09:57,880 Speaker 1: not starting stand up sooner? Who and I'm nick oh yeah, 1431 01:09:57,960 --> 01:10:00,960 Speaker 1: and then I go I think you say, wait, yeah, 1432 01:10:01,040 --> 01:10:04,439 Speaker 1: you do you mine? I'm Nicky Glazer and my biggest regret. 1433 01:10:04,920 --> 01:10:06,439 Speaker 1: Let me think of my biggest regret because I want 1434 01:10:06,479 --> 01:10:08,519 Speaker 1: to see if you're right, because you actually you said 1435 01:10:08,600 --> 01:10:13,560 Speaker 1: one in the opening. What was it? Oh yeah, I 1436 01:10:13,600 --> 01:10:15,960 Speaker 1: did say that. I said my biggest regret. I forget 1437 01:10:16,320 --> 01:10:18,840 Speaker 1: it's one that was one of mine. But um wait, 1438 01:10:18,880 --> 01:10:20,240 Speaker 1: hold on, let me just come up with my biggest 1439 01:10:20,240 --> 01:10:23,360 Speaker 1: regret because I really actually have one hold on searching 1440 01:10:23,439 --> 01:10:33,320 Speaker 1: searching Um oh boy, oh yikes, Oh okay, got it. 1441 01:10:33,439 --> 01:10:39,599 Speaker 1: My biggest regret, I'm Nicky Glazer. Um is uh quitting 1442 01:10:39,800 --> 01:10:43,680 Speaker 1: on myself singing early on and not and waiting so 1443 01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:50,320 Speaker 1: long to feel confident enough to do it. Um. Okay. 1444 01:10:51,040 --> 01:10:53,400 Speaker 1: It's interesting because that actually was the one I came 1445 01:10:53,479 --> 01:10:55,880 Speaker 1: up with for myself when this when we came up 1446 01:10:55,920 --> 01:10:58,080 Speaker 1: with this topic in Starbucks early this morning, we were 1447 01:10:58,080 --> 01:10:59,639 Speaker 1: talking about it. I was like, oh, yeah, that's mine 1448 01:10:59,640 --> 01:11:01,960 Speaker 1: for sure, And then just now when I redid it. 1449 01:11:02,520 --> 01:11:06,040 Speaker 1: My biggest regret is, like it just rifle through my 1450 01:11:06,120 --> 01:11:08,120 Speaker 1: head all the times that I've been like mean to 1451 01:11:08,400 --> 01:11:10,679 Speaker 1: people I love, Like all the times I've said something 1452 01:11:10,760 --> 01:11:13,760 Speaker 1: in anger or said something to hurt someone, And it's 1453 01:11:13,800 --> 01:11:16,360 Speaker 1: just there's so many I can't even like focus on one, 1454 01:11:16,439 --> 01:11:19,080 Speaker 1: but like there's reason. It's like yesterday of just saying 1455 01:11:19,200 --> 01:11:21,479 Speaker 1: something that comes out the wrong way that didn't need 1456 01:11:21,520 --> 01:11:23,720 Speaker 1: to be said, and I'm it's my ego getting the 1457 01:11:23,760 --> 01:11:25,439 Speaker 1: way of like I want to be right, or like 1458 01:11:25,720 --> 01:11:27,160 Speaker 1: I want to make this person feel bad so I 1459 01:11:27,240 --> 01:11:30,600 Speaker 1: feel better, Like I think if I could, if I 1460 01:11:30,640 --> 01:11:32,640 Speaker 1: could do all of those, I think that would be 1461 01:11:32,680 --> 01:11:35,200 Speaker 1: my biggest regret, but um, yeah, you're right, Like that's 1462 01:11:35,280 --> 01:11:37,599 Speaker 1: that's probably if it was I had to pick one. Yeah, 1463 01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:40,519 Speaker 1: I guess there's one. I wonder though. It's like some 1464 01:11:40,760 --> 01:11:44,040 Speaker 1: feel like selfish regrets where it's just like, oh, how 1465 01:11:44,120 --> 01:11:46,840 Speaker 1: would it make my life better? But if you made money? 1466 01:11:47,120 --> 01:11:49,760 Speaker 1: But if you made your life better, maybe you want 1467 01:11:49,800 --> 01:11:52,920 Speaker 1: to be projecting on those other people. So it's like, um, 1468 01:11:53,560 --> 01:11:55,920 Speaker 1: I have a couple like not getting to I do 1469 01:11:56,120 --> 01:12:01,559 Speaker 1: soon enough, not working on myself sooner no um, forgiving 1470 01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:05,120 Speaker 1: people sooner um, not breaking up with people when they 1471 01:12:05,200 --> 01:12:08,559 Speaker 1: mistreated me, and respecting myself. But honestly, I can't regret 1472 01:12:08,640 --> 01:12:10,720 Speaker 1: those times because if I could have, I would have. 1473 01:12:11,120 --> 01:12:14,479 Speaker 1: Like I I think back to some of the like 1474 01:12:15,920 --> 01:12:18,360 Speaker 1: neglect or like ship I've put up with from men 1475 01:12:18,640 --> 01:12:21,599 Speaker 1: or friends, and like, what was wrong with you? Why 1476 01:12:21,640 --> 01:12:23,560 Speaker 1: would you say? Because the person now would never But 1477 01:12:23,680 --> 01:12:27,160 Speaker 1: like I couldn't leave because I just didn't. It's like 1478 01:12:27,520 --> 01:12:28,960 Speaker 1: it's like picking up a box and you have the 1479 01:12:29,080 --> 01:12:31,599 Speaker 1: muscles to pick it up, Like I didn't have the strength. 1480 01:12:31,720 --> 01:12:33,280 Speaker 1: So like I'm not gonna go back and go like 1481 01:12:33,360 --> 01:12:35,920 Speaker 1: you fucking idiot? Why didn't you do that? There was 1482 01:12:36,000 --> 01:12:38,120 Speaker 1: no If I could have, I would have, you know, 1483 01:12:38,320 --> 01:12:40,400 Speaker 1: I think, yeah, I think there's two ways to look 1484 01:12:40,479 --> 01:12:43,080 Speaker 1: at regrets. I think sometimes you could be like I 1485 01:12:43,360 --> 01:12:45,840 Speaker 1: regret not doing it, and you could be so angry 1486 01:12:45,880 --> 01:12:47,720 Speaker 1: about it. But you can also say, yeah, I wish 1487 01:12:47,760 --> 01:12:50,920 Speaker 1: I did that differently without having emotion behind it, Like 1488 01:12:51,320 --> 01:12:53,479 Speaker 1: you know, I would say my biggest regret. I have 1489 01:12:53,960 --> 01:12:58,160 Speaker 1: a few, but like uh, not paying my debt off 1490 01:12:58,520 --> 01:13:02,080 Speaker 1: or like understanding taxes and stuff. I mean, that led 1491 01:13:02,160 --> 01:13:06,560 Speaker 1: to so much depression and decisions. But you know, I 1492 01:13:06,600 --> 01:13:09,920 Speaker 1: don't know, I mean everything, you know, whatever. It sounds cheesy, 1493 01:13:10,000 --> 01:13:13,920 Speaker 1: but you're I'm here the biggest bullshit when people go 1494 01:13:13,960 --> 01:13:16,760 Speaker 1: everything happens for a reason, because you go, how could 1495 01:13:18,560 --> 01:13:22,320 Speaker 1: child like hunger or what's happening in Yemen? What's the 1496 01:13:22,479 --> 01:13:26,679 Speaker 1: suicide bombers? Like how could that be? What reason would child? 1497 01:13:28,640 --> 01:13:32,760 Speaker 1: Before the cardinal um? And someone we're talking about the 1498 01:13:32,840 --> 01:13:37,080 Speaker 1: cardinal thing? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Well I was talking 1499 01:13:37,120 --> 01:13:39,560 Speaker 1: to someone yesterday about the Catholic Church and how I 1500 01:13:39,840 --> 01:13:42,680 Speaker 1: hate the Catholic Church because they made my parents have 1501 01:13:42,800 --> 01:13:46,000 Speaker 1: shame that is on me and their parents, Like I 1502 01:13:46,040 --> 01:13:50,000 Speaker 1: think they've done and obviously they're still molesting kids and 1503 01:13:50,240 --> 01:13:51,800 Speaker 1: still being science. I just saw a video clip the 1504 01:13:51,840 --> 01:13:53,559 Speaker 1: other day and Reddit of a priest. Have you ever 1505 01:13:53,600 --> 01:13:57,960 Speaker 1: seen this video? It's recent because the priest is baptizing 1506 01:13:58,000 --> 01:14:00,920 Speaker 1: a kid and the kids trying. He said yes, and 1507 01:14:01,000 --> 01:14:03,000 Speaker 1: it was so funny, and I think we need to 1508 01:14:03,040 --> 01:14:04,600 Speaker 1: get rid of him because a guy he didn't know 1509 01:14:04,680 --> 01:14:11,040 Speaker 1: what eyes was. God are watching and I go, this guy, um, 1510 01:14:12,160 --> 01:14:16,040 Speaker 1: this old man, he probably senile priest, whatever he is, bishop, 1511 01:14:16,120 --> 01:14:18,880 Speaker 1: I don't know what the fucking names are Catholic Church 1512 01:14:19,360 --> 01:14:22,040 Speaker 1: dipping the baby in the about to as a baptism. 1513 01:14:22,080 --> 01:14:26,759 Speaker 1: Clearly there's a baby screaming, crying because an old gross 1514 01:14:26,840 --> 01:14:30,000 Speaker 1: man is holding him that the baby can probably fear, 1515 01:14:30,320 --> 01:14:33,600 Speaker 1: just sense the energy that this guy fucking sucks and 1516 01:14:33,760 --> 01:14:36,360 Speaker 1: is either not safe to be around or is like 1517 01:14:36,479 --> 01:14:39,720 Speaker 1: senile and not of right mind to beholding him. And 1518 01:14:40,760 --> 01:14:42,640 Speaker 1: the parents are kind of just like h and the 1519 01:14:42,680 --> 01:14:45,800 Speaker 1: baby's crying, and the priest starts kind of like getting 1520 01:14:45,840 --> 01:14:47,360 Speaker 1: a little bit more intense with the baby and then 1521 01:14:48,120 --> 01:14:50,040 Speaker 1: like grabs the baby's face and like slaps it and 1522 01:14:50,080 --> 01:14:52,880 Speaker 1: then grabs it. And you can tell the moms like, ah, 1523 01:14:53,240 --> 01:14:56,679 Speaker 1: but she doesn't do anything because it's a fucking priest 1524 01:14:56,880 --> 01:14:59,360 Speaker 1: and the Catholic Church. It's like if a random old 1525 01:14:59,439 --> 01:15:01,200 Speaker 1: man were if you're grandpa, we're holding your baby, I 1526 01:15:01,240 --> 01:15:02,920 Speaker 1: think you would take it from him, or like some 1527 01:15:03,120 --> 01:15:06,240 Speaker 1: random man holding a baby like your nanny did the 1528 01:15:06,320 --> 01:15:07,920 Speaker 1: same thing, you would go what the funck? And you 1529 01:15:07,920 --> 01:15:10,360 Speaker 1: would like beat the ship out of that person. Because 1530 01:15:10,520 --> 01:15:13,120 Speaker 1: but because this guy's wearing a bunch of dumb a 1531 01:15:13,320 --> 01:15:16,679 Speaker 1: dumb robe and it has a bunch of smelly incense 1532 01:15:16,760 --> 01:15:20,760 Speaker 1: around him and little boys and tradition and fear and 1533 01:15:20,880 --> 01:15:25,479 Speaker 1: shame and God and fucking stained glass and just bullsh pews. 1534 01:15:25,520 --> 01:15:29,800 Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm just listening religiously. Pubes final thought. 1535 01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:33,000 Speaker 1: The priests won't let go of the kid, and then 1536 01:15:33,200 --> 01:15:35,120 Speaker 1: it is like getting a little bit more intense, and 1537 01:15:35,160 --> 01:15:37,439 Speaker 1: it's like y'all start like yelling at it and like 1538 01:15:37,560 --> 01:15:39,400 Speaker 1: slaps them. I can't even like watch the video. I 1539 01:15:39,439 --> 01:15:42,080 Speaker 1: sent it to uh my friend whose families in the 1540 01:15:42,080 --> 01:15:44,559 Speaker 1: Catholic Church just to be like, can we like send 1541 01:15:44,640 --> 01:15:47,560 Speaker 1: this to your family to like let them know that this, 1542 01:15:48,120 --> 01:15:50,280 Speaker 1: like this isn't just an example of what we allow 1543 01:15:50,479 --> 01:15:52,080 Speaker 1: and what we turn a blind eye too, because there's 1544 01:15:52,120 --> 01:15:58,200 Speaker 1: two cogent, cognitively sound adults with their baby who they 1545 01:15:58,360 --> 01:16:00,200 Speaker 1: care about more than anything in the world, and an 1546 01:16:00,280 --> 01:16:03,880 Speaker 1: old man is hurting their child, making the child weigh 1547 01:16:03,960 --> 01:16:06,280 Speaker 1: even more and not letting go. The mom kind of 1548 01:16:06,640 --> 01:16:08,880 Speaker 1: trying to be like sooth and like gently to take away, 1549 01:16:09,080 --> 01:16:11,280 Speaker 1: and then the dad kind of steps in and pulls 1550 01:16:11,360 --> 01:16:13,519 Speaker 1: the kid away, but like in a in a way 1551 01:16:13,600 --> 01:16:16,759 Speaker 1: that he is still respectful and deferential to this fucking 1552 01:16:16,920 --> 01:16:19,960 Speaker 1: crazy and probably demented old man. I mean, like, you know, 1553 01:16:20,080 --> 01:16:23,400 Speaker 1: he's probably senile and shouldn't be doing that work, but 1554 01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:24,920 Speaker 1: no one's gonna take him out of the work because 1555 01:16:25,240 --> 01:16:28,479 Speaker 1: the Catholic Catholic Church is all about denial. We don't 1556 01:16:28,520 --> 01:16:30,599 Speaker 1: talk about what's going on, we don't talk about the abuse. 1557 01:16:30,680 --> 01:16:33,760 Speaker 1: Let's just move them to another diocese and and relocate 1558 01:16:33,800 --> 01:16:35,320 Speaker 1: them so they can start offending there, and then when 1559 01:16:35,320 --> 01:16:36,960 Speaker 1: they get in trouble there, we'll move him over here. 1560 01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:39,280 Speaker 1: And it's just all and it's all protected because we're 1561 01:16:39,280 --> 01:16:41,720 Speaker 1: not taxed and the government can't look into it, and 1562 01:16:41,800 --> 01:16:44,760 Speaker 1: it's all they get away with so much bullshit. And 1563 01:16:44,840 --> 01:16:47,080 Speaker 1: I hate the Catholic Church for all of that, among 1564 01:16:47,240 --> 01:16:50,800 Speaker 1: other things of just like spreading these lies and fear 1565 01:16:50,880 --> 01:16:55,200 Speaker 1: and fables that make people hate their themselves, hate their sexuality, 1566 01:16:55,280 --> 01:16:57,920 Speaker 1: hate who they are so much shame. And then my 1567 01:16:58,000 --> 01:16:59,720 Speaker 1: friend who's you know, families in the Catholic Church and 1568 01:16:59,760 --> 01:17:03,360 Speaker 1: he is not. He hates it for all the same reasons, said, 1569 01:17:04,320 --> 01:17:06,519 Speaker 1: there's a lot of good that the Catholic Church has 1570 01:17:06,560 --> 01:17:09,639 Speaker 1: brought my mond, like my you know, he was even 1571 01:17:09,680 --> 01:17:12,960 Speaker 1: referencing his mom saying the fact that she has God 1572 01:17:13,479 --> 01:17:16,280 Speaker 1: gives her so much hope and like has helped her 1573 01:17:16,320 --> 01:17:18,640 Speaker 1: through some really hard times. It's given her community and 1574 01:17:18,760 --> 01:17:20,760 Speaker 1: all these and like tradition and all of these things. 1575 01:17:21,600 --> 01:17:26,200 Speaker 1: And you almost argue, like as in, there's a lot 1576 01:17:26,240 --> 01:17:29,720 Speaker 1: of like most Catholics are just great people. And the 1577 01:17:29,800 --> 01:17:33,959 Speaker 1: people at the top of the money hungry, sinister, evil, shameful, 1578 01:17:34,560 --> 01:17:39,960 Speaker 1: um they've they've spent like they do so much good 1579 01:17:41,840 --> 01:17:44,559 Speaker 1: and so as much as vitriol I have for religion, 1580 01:17:44,640 --> 01:17:46,519 Speaker 1: I can't deny that so much good has come of it. 1581 01:17:46,920 --> 01:17:50,400 Speaker 1: Now would you argue though, that if something is so, 1582 01:17:50,680 --> 01:17:54,280 Speaker 1: Let's say I punch a dog, but in order to 1583 01:17:54,400 --> 01:17:59,000 Speaker 1: punch a dog, I um, I go, I'm going to 1584 01:17:59,200 --> 01:18:01,720 Speaker 1: donate to thousand dollars to the charity that's going to 1585 01:18:02,040 --> 01:18:03,400 Speaker 1: because I really want to punch this dog, but I'm 1586 01:18:03,439 --> 01:18:05,680 Speaker 1: gonna Can I pay two thousand dollars to punch this dog? 1587 01:18:06,240 --> 01:18:11,720 Speaker 1: Is it worse that that's a good question. No, but yes, 1588 01:18:13,200 --> 01:18:17,880 Speaker 1: this dog is gonna get hurt. But why do we 1589 01:18:18,000 --> 01:18:19,680 Speaker 1: need the evil part? Or can we just take it 1590 01:18:19,720 --> 01:18:22,760 Speaker 1: out all together and go You know what, even if 1591 01:18:22,960 --> 01:18:24,880 Speaker 1: good can come of it, putting any evil in the 1592 01:18:24,960 --> 01:18:28,760 Speaker 1: world is never justified by any amount of good. With 1593 01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:30,840 Speaker 1: the Book of daw says about that. Yeah, what does 1594 01:18:30,880 --> 01:18:34,040 Speaker 1: Tao say? How can you know good if you don't 1595 01:18:34,120 --> 01:18:40,160 Speaker 1: know evil? Ship? Dude, I read the most insane thing 1596 01:18:40,320 --> 01:18:43,160 Speaker 1: that is. That's the kind of I'm really getting into philosophy. 1597 01:18:43,240 --> 01:18:47,000 Speaker 1: And like, you know, as I've been examining my own 1598 01:18:47,080 --> 01:18:48,680 Speaker 1: stand up and being like, what do I really want 1599 01:18:48,680 --> 01:18:50,479 Speaker 1: to do up there? What am I doing up there? 1600 01:18:50,600 --> 01:18:52,280 Speaker 1: Why am I struggling with like what I want to 1601 01:18:52,360 --> 01:18:55,600 Speaker 1: say and and and writing and like jokes and and 1602 01:18:55,760 --> 01:18:59,840 Speaker 1: looking at my work. It's really about like I and 1603 01:19:00,160 --> 01:19:02,080 Speaker 1: after last week and the amount of love I got 1604 01:19:02,160 --> 01:19:06,080 Speaker 1: from besties, I know that something is different. I was 1605 01:19:06,120 --> 01:19:08,600 Speaker 1: telling my friend yesterday, I was like, I know the 1606 01:19:08,680 --> 01:19:10,920 Speaker 1: difference between you're so funny, Oh my god, you brighten 1607 01:19:10,960 --> 01:19:13,600 Speaker 1: my day, like I love listening to you guys like 1608 01:19:14,000 --> 01:19:17,240 Speaker 1: I just you make me laugh so hard. I know that, 1609 01:19:17,560 --> 01:19:20,960 Speaker 1: and then I know people that say, I'm not kidding you. 1610 01:19:21,240 --> 01:19:23,840 Speaker 1: Dozens of people wrote to me, and if there are 1611 01:19:23,880 --> 01:19:25,920 Speaker 1: dozens that wrote to me, there's probably dozens that didn't 1612 01:19:25,960 --> 01:19:29,160 Speaker 1: write to me that said I have been going through 1613 01:19:29,200 --> 01:19:32,000 Speaker 1: such a rough time. I have pseudocidal thoughts. I have 1614 01:19:32,080 --> 01:19:37,320 Speaker 1: cut myself before. I I I hate my body, and 1615 01:19:37,800 --> 01:19:40,599 Speaker 1: ever since listening to you and being you, being honest 1616 01:19:40,640 --> 01:19:43,040 Speaker 1: about yourself, I hear your voice in my head sometimes. 1617 01:19:43,080 --> 01:19:45,240 Speaker 1: I mean, I have countless screenshots that I can't even 1618 01:19:45,320 --> 01:19:47,200 Speaker 1: It would just sound like me tuting my own horns 1619 01:19:47,200 --> 01:19:48,720 Speaker 1: so much, and I am tuning it a little bit. 1620 01:19:49,120 --> 01:19:52,000 Speaker 1: But it feels so good that someone out there today 1621 01:19:52,160 --> 01:19:54,320 Speaker 1: might not honk at someone, and that person that doesn't 1622 01:19:54,320 --> 01:19:55,840 Speaker 1: get honked at, because when you get honked at, you 1623 01:19:55,920 --> 01:19:58,960 Speaker 1: go fuck you, and then it amplifies it, and then 1624 01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:00,680 Speaker 1: you might go home and like yell at your kid. 1625 01:20:00,840 --> 01:20:03,840 Speaker 1: Then your kid's gonna go mom fucking sucks, slam their door. 1626 01:20:04,080 --> 01:20:06,080 Speaker 1: Then they go online and they jerk off and they 1627 01:20:06,160 --> 01:20:09,200 Speaker 1: watched porn that like is aggressive, then they might hook 1628 01:20:09,280 --> 01:20:10,680 Speaker 1: up with a girl later on because of the porn 1629 01:20:10,720 --> 01:20:13,240 Speaker 1: they watched because their mom screamed that like it has 1630 01:20:13,800 --> 01:20:18,080 Speaker 1: if that all if if my little thing of saying, yeah, 1631 01:20:18,120 --> 01:20:20,920 Speaker 1: I mean it can lead to good again, like dysfunction 1632 01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:23,719 Speaker 1: and abusive I always say, like, you know when people 1633 01:20:23,760 --> 01:20:25,200 Speaker 1: got mad at me about it, but like if you 1634 01:20:25,280 --> 01:20:28,160 Speaker 1: were molested. I'm not saying, like, go molest people because 1635 01:20:28,200 --> 01:20:30,280 Speaker 1: it makes good people, but tend people that have been 1636 01:20:30,320 --> 01:20:31,920 Speaker 1: through hard stuff tend to be my best friends and 1637 01:20:31,960 --> 01:20:34,240 Speaker 1: the most interesting people because they've had to overcome something. 1638 01:20:34,320 --> 01:20:35,960 Speaker 1: That doesn't mean go out and molest kids because you're 1639 01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:39,080 Speaker 1: gonna make stronger kids. What I'm saying is that, yeah, 1640 01:20:39,720 --> 01:20:42,800 Speaker 1: good does come of bad. But my original point was 1641 01:20:42,880 --> 01:20:46,200 Speaker 1: that I am now thinking about my life and like 1642 01:20:46,520 --> 01:20:48,519 Speaker 1: what I want to do with my work. And I've 1643 01:20:48,640 --> 01:20:52,080 Speaker 1: never felt I've never felt fulfilled by you may you 1644 01:20:52,160 --> 01:20:55,840 Speaker 1: were so funny tonight, never felt it like it just yeah, 1645 01:20:55,920 --> 01:20:58,000 Speaker 1: I'm glad you like me and I want you to 1646 01:20:58,080 --> 01:21:00,519 Speaker 1: like me, and yeah, that satisfies my desire to be 1647 01:21:00,600 --> 01:21:03,280 Speaker 1: at the popular table in high school. But having someone 1648 01:21:03,360 --> 01:21:06,479 Speaker 1: tell me that they were able to go and be 1649 01:21:06,600 --> 01:21:08,720 Speaker 1: in a swimsuit on a boat with people that they 1650 01:21:08,760 --> 01:21:10,519 Speaker 1: wouldn't have been able to be in a swimsuit about, 1651 01:21:10,560 --> 01:21:12,120 Speaker 1: and that when they look at their body in the 1652 01:21:12,200 --> 01:21:14,840 Speaker 1: mirror and they don't hate it because of something I've said. 1653 01:21:14,880 --> 01:21:16,400 Speaker 1: And listen, I don't. I'm not pretending to be a 1654 01:21:16,479 --> 01:21:18,680 Speaker 1: miracle worker. But people have written this to me and say, like, 1655 01:21:19,360 --> 01:21:20,880 Speaker 1: I hear your voice and you change the way I 1656 01:21:20,920 --> 01:21:22,760 Speaker 1: think about my negative thoughts and like the way I 1657 01:21:22,840 --> 01:21:27,760 Speaker 1: live my life. That ship hits me like that, that's it. 1658 01:21:28,000 --> 01:21:31,640 Speaker 1: Like you know, I talked about discovering acting and being like, 1659 01:21:31,720 --> 01:21:34,800 Speaker 1: that's my purpose. Then discovering stand up that's my purpose, dude. 1660 01:21:35,240 --> 01:21:37,760 Speaker 1: Next this, I'm having another one of those moments in 1661 01:21:37,880 --> 01:21:39,800 Speaker 1: life where all of those things before that I thought 1662 01:21:39,800 --> 01:21:41,840 Speaker 1: were my purpose have led me to this. And who 1663 01:21:41,880 --> 01:21:45,080 Speaker 1: knows that this is the final stage, but that's what 1664 01:21:45,160 --> 01:21:47,479 Speaker 1: I want to do. And I recently got exposed to 1665 01:21:47,560 --> 01:21:52,600 Speaker 1: this philosopher named a Meal. Sharon your schwan schwan e 1666 01:21:52,720 --> 01:21:54,760 Speaker 1: meal e M. I L just look at philosopher a 1667 01:21:54,840 --> 01:21:56,040 Speaker 1: Meal and it's so weird because I was on the 1668 01:21:56,080 --> 01:21:58,280 Speaker 1: plane next to a Meal and I go this guy, 1669 01:21:58,600 --> 01:22:01,400 Speaker 1: he's my You're my second favorite meal. Now I listen 1670 01:22:01,439 --> 01:22:03,519 Speaker 1: to this philosophy. I want to talk about it tomorrow. 1671 01:22:04,320 --> 01:22:07,200 Speaker 1: But this guy was talking about suicide and how he 1672 01:22:07,280 --> 01:22:09,000 Speaker 1: had a lot of thoughts about suicide and I'm obsessed 1673 01:22:09,040 --> 01:22:11,120 Speaker 1: with suicide, as most of you know, like the topic 1674 01:22:11,200 --> 01:22:13,360 Speaker 1: of it. And he said that the dow thing that 1675 01:22:13,400 --> 01:22:16,560 Speaker 1: you've said reminded me of it. He said, suicide is 1676 01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:21,040 Speaker 1: comforting because without suicide and the option to escape the 1677 01:22:21,200 --> 01:22:24,559 Speaker 1: hell that is human existence, because it is suffering. You're 1678 01:22:24,640 --> 01:22:27,160 Speaker 1: born to die, right, You're gonna die someday, and we're 1679 01:22:27,200 --> 01:22:31,679 Speaker 1: all fucking terrified of it. The idea and life. Life 1680 01:22:31,760 --> 01:22:33,080 Speaker 1: is hard. You have to wake up every day, you 1681 01:22:33,080 --> 01:22:34,600 Speaker 1: have to feed yourself, to give clothes, you have to 1682 01:22:34,960 --> 01:22:37,360 Speaker 1: made yourself. It's never gonna be easy. Life is always 1683 01:22:37,400 --> 01:22:39,760 Speaker 1: going to have hardships, and if you really think about it, 1684 01:22:39,840 --> 01:22:42,320 Speaker 1: it is just endless pain. You're gonna lose everyone you love. 1685 01:22:42,360 --> 01:22:44,599 Speaker 1: Everyone you know is gonna lose everyone they love. Being 1686 01:22:44,800 --> 01:22:47,760 Speaker 1: alive is terrible, like in a lot of ways, and 1687 01:22:47,840 --> 01:22:51,400 Speaker 1: when you really observe that, it's it's so hard. And 1688 01:22:51,520 --> 01:22:54,080 Speaker 1: sometimes I would fantasize about suicide and feel really bad 1689 01:22:54,120 --> 01:22:56,320 Speaker 1: about it, like why do I why does it comfort me? 1690 01:22:56,680 --> 01:23:00,240 Speaker 1: And this philosopher named A Meal said that without the 1691 01:23:00,360 --> 01:23:04,280 Speaker 1: option of suicide, I would kill myself because the option 1692 01:23:04,320 --> 01:23:07,120 Speaker 1: of suicide, just knowing that I can escape but if 1693 01:23:07,160 --> 01:23:09,719 Speaker 1: I want to, allows me to live in the present 1694 01:23:09,840 --> 01:23:12,760 Speaker 1: moment and survive. So for the first time ever, I 1695 01:23:12,840 --> 01:23:15,040 Speaker 1: was able to hear this philosopher say something that made 1696 01:23:15,080 --> 01:23:18,000 Speaker 1: me feel not like I'm broken because I fantasized about 1697 01:23:18,000 --> 01:23:20,000 Speaker 1: suicide or I'm comforted by that. It's always felt like 1698 01:23:20,080 --> 01:23:23,599 Speaker 1: that's the weird thing about me. But I'm right. Life 1699 01:23:23,720 --> 01:23:26,880 Speaker 1: is hell sometimes and I have to keep living it. 1700 01:23:27,240 --> 01:23:29,000 Speaker 1: But the option that I could take myself out at 1701 01:23:29,000 --> 01:23:31,439 Speaker 1: any time, which, by the way, I want you to 1702 01:23:31,560 --> 01:23:33,760 Speaker 1: not go off and kill yourself because I'm saying this, 1703 01:23:34,080 --> 01:23:36,439 Speaker 1: I'm saying and then he has a really good point 1704 01:23:36,479 --> 01:23:38,840 Speaker 1: for not to kill yourself, which, uh, DM me if 1705 01:23:38,840 --> 01:23:40,519 Speaker 1: you want me to send you the podcast that I'm 1706 01:23:40,560 --> 01:23:42,720 Speaker 1: talking about, um, because I don't remember it. I don't 1707 01:23:42,720 --> 01:23:44,479 Speaker 1: have time to look it up. But I'm just saying, 1708 01:23:44,720 --> 01:23:50,519 Speaker 1: the option listen to suicide is uh the option. Thank 1709 01:23:50,560 --> 01:23:53,080 Speaker 1: god we have the option and that we can imagine that. 1710 01:23:53,240 --> 01:23:55,360 Speaker 1: Oh if it gets so bad, I can take myself 1711 01:23:55,439 --> 01:23:58,960 Speaker 1: out because without it we'd kill ourselves, like it would 1712 01:23:59,040 --> 01:24:01,160 Speaker 1: life would be too unbare will to think if you 1713 01:24:01,240 --> 01:24:04,600 Speaker 1: were immortal, it would be fucking hell because you have 1714 01:24:04,680 --> 01:24:10,040 Speaker 1: no escape. There's almost some kind of relief that like, yeah, 1715 01:24:10,320 --> 01:24:12,760 Speaker 1: I just love things like that. Can that can take 1716 01:24:12,880 --> 01:24:15,360 Speaker 1: something I feel so much shame about and make it 1717 01:24:15,520 --> 01:24:18,719 Speaker 1: and go, oh, that's not a crazy thought. It's actually 1718 01:24:18,880 --> 01:24:21,760 Speaker 1: very human instinct. And there's a reason why you think that, 1719 01:24:21,840 --> 01:24:24,400 Speaker 1: And it's not because you're a bad person. So if 1720 01:24:24,439 --> 01:24:26,000 Speaker 1: you're feeling like a bad person today for any of 1721 01:24:26,080 --> 01:24:28,519 Speaker 1: your negative thoughts, maybe send one to me and I'll 1722 01:24:28,560 --> 01:24:30,400 Speaker 1: try to spin it in a way that makes it 1723 01:24:30,479 --> 01:24:32,680 Speaker 1: so you're not a bad person. I someone recently. I 1724 01:24:32,720 --> 01:24:34,320 Speaker 1: just want to say, a bestie set me a picture 1725 01:24:34,680 --> 01:24:37,640 Speaker 1: of a girl online that's super skinny swimsuit ad and 1726 01:24:37,800 --> 01:24:40,439 Speaker 1: she said to me, how do you deal with this? 1727 01:24:40,800 --> 01:24:42,920 Speaker 1: How do you make it okay that you don't look 1728 01:24:42,960 --> 01:24:45,280 Speaker 1: like this, not you, but like her? Because and I 1729 01:24:45,439 --> 01:24:47,080 Speaker 1: felt that way where I've seen models and I go, 1730 01:24:47,200 --> 01:24:50,800 Speaker 1: everyone says, nicky, love your body, you're beautiful. Why if 1731 01:24:51,000 --> 01:24:54,280 Speaker 1: if this this is clearly the ideal, I don't look 1732 01:24:54,360 --> 01:24:56,760 Speaker 1: like that, So why am I okay with what I am? 1733 01:24:57,400 --> 01:25:00,160 Speaker 1: And I actually, I am finally at a point where 1734 01:25:00,160 --> 01:25:01,560 Speaker 1: I can answer that girl. And I was like, I 1735 01:25:01,880 --> 01:25:03,400 Speaker 1: got it four in the morning last night. I was like, 1736 01:25:03,479 --> 01:25:05,160 Speaker 1: I can't wait to write back to this because I 1737 01:25:05,240 --> 01:25:07,360 Speaker 1: do know how to accept that because I was you 1738 01:25:07,800 --> 01:25:09,479 Speaker 1: a year and a half ago of being like, if 1739 01:25:09,520 --> 01:25:11,200 Speaker 1: I don't look like this, I should kill myself like 1740 01:25:11,680 --> 01:25:14,000 Speaker 1: that every man wants this. And it's not every man 1741 01:25:14,040 --> 01:25:15,800 Speaker 1: I'm I'm saying the bulk of people would agree this 1742 01:25:15,920 --> 01:25:19,960 Speaker 1: is sexier than someone who's overweight, right, maybe, like you 1743 01:25:20,040 --> 01:25:23,120 Speaker 1: know sexual men, not everyone. I'm just saying, And so 1744 01:25:23,280 --> 01:25:25,840 Speaker 1: why should I be okay with being overweight? And there 1745 01:25:25,920 --> 01:25:28,120 Speaker 1: is an answer to that, and um, and I'm excited 1746 01:25:28,120 --> 01:25:30,080 Speaker 1: to share it with you. And it's all about these 1747 01:25:30,439 --> 01:25:32,800 Speaker 1: these ideas that you expose yourself to that allow you 1748 01:25:33,080 --> 01:25:37,439 Speaker 1: to be okay with your negative thoughts, Like that thought 1749 01:25:37,520 --> 01:25:41,280 Speaker 1: isn't wrong, but uh it's not. There's a reason for it, 1750 01:25:41,520 --> 01:25:44,120 Speaker 1: and uh, there's an answer to make yourself feel bad 1751 01:25:44,200 --> 01:25:46,120 Speaker 1: better about the way you feel. You're gonna leave a 1752 01:25:46,160 --> 01:25:49,320 Speaker 1: cliffhanger on that. Yeah, I'm gonna go cliff hang myself 1753 01:25:52,880 --> 01:25:55,560 Speaker 1: sorry that was convoluted. I'm sorry to ramble. Thank you 1754 01:25:55,600 --> 01:25:59,120 Speaker 1: guys so much for listening. UM always DM the show. Uh, 1755 01:25:59,240 --> 01:26:02,880 Speaker 1: Nikki Glazer, I'd leave us a voice memo. UM Andrew, 1756 01:26:02,920 --> 01:26:04,519 Speaker 1: thank you for letting me talk so much on this show. 1757 01:26:05,520 --> 01:26:07,639 Speaker 1: I love you. I love you, Noah and we'll see 1758 01:26:07,640 --> 01:26:09,880 Speaker 1: you tomorrow on the show. Best sees, don't be coo 1759 01:26:09,960 --> 01:26:17,240 Speaker 1: out there. And uh, jack Off, I don't know, I 1760 01:26:17,320 --> 01:26:18,640 Speaker 1: was just thinking about a jack I know.