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Speaker 1: I'm moving point five. Hello. Hi, is this Kate? Yes, Hey, Kate,

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Speaker 1: how are you? This is Tanner. I believe you just started. Hey, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: how you doing. We haven't spoke yet. You just started

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Speaker 1: nannying my kids though. Yeah. Yeah, it's nice to meet you.

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Speaker 1: It's nice to actually talk to you. Melinda has said

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Speaker 1: some great things about you and how great you are

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Speaker 1: with the kids. Oh, thank you so much. That's that's

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Speaker 1: so nice of you to say. I love the girls.

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Speaker 1: They're so so great. It's been really fun to work

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Speaker 1: with them. Yeah, they're pretty cool. So, Hey, I wanted

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Speaker 1: to ask you something and if we could keep this

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Speaker 1: strictly off the record, it would be great. Uh. Okay.

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Speaker 1: So we've been talking my wife and I for the

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Speaker 1: last couple of weeks, and we're both in agreement that

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Speaker 1: we would like to sell our kids to you. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: What Yeah, yeah, they love hanging out with you, and

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Speaker 1: you get along so well with them. I wanted to

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Speaker 1: give you first crack. I mean, I don't understand you

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Speaker 1: want to you want to sell what you You sound

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Speaker 1: like you're laughing. I'm being serious right now. No, this

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Speaker 1: I mean you're joking, right, this is this is a joke,

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Speaker 1: like you're not actually gonna sell your care. No. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we decided that we just can't do it. We're so

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Speaker 1: busy and I just don't think we have time, so

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Speaker 1: we're gonna have to sell them. And I figured, since

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Speaker 1: you are are nanny and you're doing such a great job,

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Speaker 1: why not give you first shot. I'm sorry, Are you

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Speaker 1: serious right now? Yeah? I am. My wife and I

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Speaker 1: talked about it and we figured this is the best thing. No,

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Speaker 1: you can't do that. This is I mean, completely wrong

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Speaker 1: and illegal and well, I you know, I just need

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Speaker 1: to know if you're interested, because we do have some

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Speaker 1: other parties that are inquiring, and you know, if you're interested,

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Speaker 1: I would love to give them to you first because

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Speaker 1: I know that you've you know, you've been around them

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Speaker 1: a little bit. You know how they are to hand.

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Speaker 1: You can't do this. You can't. You can't sell your children.

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Speaker 1: They're your children. Oh yeah, no, I mean that's why

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Speaker 1: I can sell them, because they're mine and i'd like

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Speaker 1: for them to be yours if you're interested. This isn't

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Speaker 1: We don't live like it's not like three hundred years

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Speaker 1: ago where you could like sell your kids to the circus,

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Speaker 1: like you have a responsibility. I mean you can't. I

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Speaker 1: would never sell them to the circus. That's why I'm

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Speaker 1: asking you. Have you lost your mind? This is I've

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Speaker 1: got totally absurd. Absurd. You're concerned about the price. Okay,

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Speaker 1: everybody has their price. You can't put a price on

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Speaker 1: your children, are you crazy? Well, actually, a couple of

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Speaker 1: the ladies and my wife's yoga class already have put

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Speaker 1: a price on them. And that's why. Yeah, that's why

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Speaker 1: I wanted to ask you to see if you had

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Speaker 1: a better offer, and I would actually give it to

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Speaker 1: you cheaper, just because I don't really know them. Ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: You can't sell your children. It's completely illegal. No, Actually,

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Speaker 1: you know, I've checked with a lawyer and I can.

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Speaker 1: It's sort of like an adoption thing, except you slide

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Speaker 1: us a little bit of money on the side. Here's

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Speaker 1: the thing, though, you can't just take one. They're a

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Speaker 1: package deal. You can't just take the baby and stick

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Speaker 1: us with the toddler. That's not gonna work out for

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Speaker 1: me at all. You can't do this. You can't sell

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Speaker 1: your children. Is that a yes or no? Or you're

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Speaker 1: kind of interested? It's a no. I'm not buying your children.

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Speaker 1: It's the most ridiculous thing anyone has ever said to me. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you suit yourself. I guess I'm gonna have to put

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Speaker 1: them up on Craigslist. Then you are sick. I'm gonna

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Speaker 1: call the cops. Okay, I'm gonna report you. Actually, you

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Speaker 1: don't need to report me, because everybody's listening right now.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean everyone is listening. Yeah, it's a joke.

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Speaker 1: Your friend wanted to mess with you. Is a joke. Yes,

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Speaker 1: it's a joke. He said, you just started nannying for

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Speaker 1: a new family and wanted me to mess with you.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh my god. Hey, but you know what, if

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Speaker 1: you do want to buy those kids, I probably could

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Speaker 1: get you a screaming deal. I'm surprised you didn't take

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Speaker 1: me up on the offer.