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Speaker 1: All right, guys, we're doing this the first ever I'm

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Speaker 1: for yourselves for showing the funk up here tonight. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: We're just meeting for the first time, aren't we guys. Yea,

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Speaker 1: we spoke on the phone FaceTime, Yes, lots of FaceTime.

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Speaker 1: I met you, I ran into you one time, but

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Speaker 1: the now infamous Raging Bull episode, which we we really

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Speaker 1: you know, we appreciated your insight. Uh. Gimonetti is here

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Speaker 1: from Brooklyn and and the Bronx visiting, and uh we're

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Speaker 1: happy to be at the Los Angeles improvisation. Man, this

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Speaker 1: is great. This is the first time this has ever happened.

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Speaker 1: Two of the world's biggest podcasts on one stage, on

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Speaker 1: Looks good. Here's I've already come up in the drinking game.

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Speaker 1: Anytime anybody says, fuck you all have to drink, we'll

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Speaker 1: get arrested for that. Shoot like the Kobe Bryant shot Challenge.

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Speaker 1: But worse ye you you said you you you know?

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Speaker 1: Do tell the people? Do the people know about this?

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Speaker 1: What you do? You think some of our people know?

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Speaker 1: But I'll tell your people. Uh, Kobe Bryant shot Challenge.

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Speaker 1: On Kobe's final game, I took a shot of whiskey

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Speaker 1: every time that selfish fuck okay took a shot in

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Speaker 1: the game. He took a fifty shot, damn and didn't.

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Speaker 1: I didn't make it to fifty, but I made it

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Speaker 1: to forty, which I think is pretty good. Forty shots

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Speaker 1: time he took a shot. Yo, you guys, So you

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Speaker 1: guys are not Kobe. You don't like Kobe. I'm not

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Speaker 1: a big Kobe guy personally. I'm not a big Kobe guy.

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Speaker 1: You know, that night after I did the forty shot challenge,

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Speaker 1: Shaquille O'Neal carried me home the same way Shaquille O'Neill

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Speaker 1: six times. Why don't we talk about the latest m

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Speaker 1: v P. Yes, Steph Curry, what do you guys think?

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Speaker 1: Does he deserve the unanimus, every single fucking first place vote?

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Speaker 1: and those he's full of class. Yes, Steph Curry, Patty

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Speaker 1: that the definition of the word most valuable player? Then no,

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Speaker 1: I get it, I get it. But but anything to give,

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Speaker 1: anything to make Lebron mad, I'm all for. And him

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Speaker 1: not getting one votes fucking threw him. You don't with Lebron.

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Speaker 1: I don't funk with Lebron. I don't, but but I

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Speaker 1: that because of the decision and all the other ship

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Speaker 1: uh when when he left Cleveland and the way he

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Speaker 1: Um and then and then and then there was an

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Speaker 1: this one just a little, but that's a little incident.

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Speaker 1: That was a lot. Did he put out his dick

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Speaker 1: in front of your kids? Ship? You guys don't have

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Speaker 1: no kids, right either one of you? Yeah, don't say

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Speaker 1: But but but I respect the ship out of him.

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Speaker 1: last year, Lebron and the Calves lost to the Warriors

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Speaker 1: rolling in the playoffs. It's all kombay ya this year.

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Speaker 1: we see what happens if they lose. If it's all

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Speaker 1: he's gonna leave Cleveland. But ship Man Tyler is the flunkey.

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Speaker 1: Russell used to do that. Somebody's got to hold a

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Speaker 1: my actions, you know what, I believe. It's just it's

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Speaker 1: really just this social media society, you know, and they

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Speaker 1: try to like, you're this guy's an asshole, he doesn't

424
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Speaker 1: like people, he doesn't do this, he's not a body's free. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's not quick to blame someone else, everybody, and and

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Speaker 1: it we're in a we're in a tough We're in

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Speaker 1: a tough because the most sort of open minded people

428
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Speaker 1: that saying are doing the same sort of judging shit.

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Speaker 1: They think they're open minded and they're they're, but they're

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Speaker 1: they're you know, they're judging the same way as as

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Speaker 1: people that you considered closed minded. So I think we

432
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Speaker 1: should take a page out of Sports Illustrated's book We

433
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Speaker 1: push this podcast by saying it's the first time for

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Speaker 1: transgenders have come on and done a podcast simultaneously. We

435
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Speaker 1: all like it, board, we gotta wet, we just gotta

436
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Speaker 1: claim it. And there I think that the only way

437
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:19,920
Speaker 1: we can go from this, we have to talk about

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Speaker 1: Steven Adams. Dad Stick, God, Stick God Stephen deep Is

439
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Speaker 1: if some of you guys know something you don't know

440
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:35,639
Speaker 1: is a center from New Zealand. Yeah, New Zealand, and

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00:23:36,280 --> 00:23:39,280
Speaker 1: he's Oklahoma. He's on the Oklahoma City. He's got the

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Speaker 1: Johnny Depp mustache, and he's got the head the size

443
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Speaker 1: of this table. Like he looks like you're not. Like

444
00:23:47,520 --> 00:23:50,639
Speaker 1: I saw DeMarcus Cousins gesture like he was gonna hit

445
00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,480
Speaker 1: Steven Adams when his backbus start, and I was like,

446
00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:55,199
Speaker 1: you know, you don't want it with Steven Adams. He

447
00:23:55,280 --> 00:23:58,480
Speaker 1: will fuck anybody. I put my money on him for

448
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Speaker 1: anybody in the league, just because that head, like you here,

449
00:24:01,840 --> 00:24:10,480
Speaker 1: what about san Antonio, the big Loop, the bit that guy.

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Speaker 1: I think Adams. I think Adams is an angrier person

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Speaker 1: Gogan is. But was it Bobin Bob? It's like suing

452
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Speaker 1: like Frankenstein, Like it's like, let's see what you can do.

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00:24:25,880 --> 00:24:30,080
Speaker 1: It's like there there's no but I think, I think,

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Speaker 1: I think Adams. You have fight. I got Adams, but

455
00:24:35,440 --> 00:24:39,680
Speaker 1: but his father. This is incredible. This is teen sons.

456
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Speaker 1: He's the runt of the litter apparently, and they're all

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Speaker 1: over six nine. She put him out the stud and

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Speaker 1: out the pastor that man freeting kids across the Can

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Speaker 1: we talk about the real hero in this situation? The

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Speaker 1: real m v P is its fucking dad. The real

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Speaker 1: m v P is the mom who craft out a yeah,

462
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Speaker 1: are you kidding me? What a lady? Her vagina looks

463
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Speaker 1: like a parking lot, like yeah, you know, like you

464
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Speaker 1: know under the St. Louis Gayway arch there's that's just

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Speaker 1: that giant open space. That's her vagina right now. That's

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Speaker 1: that's hard body ship. My friend I have, I have

467
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Speaker 1: a friend who I want. Does Steven Adams and his

468
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Speaker 1: brothers to have a fucking death match with the Grontkow

469
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Speaker 1: Bronkowski brothers. That would be something I'd pay this yet,

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Speaker 1: because those are animals too. Can you talk about a

471
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Speaker 1: monkey and talking about a gorilla that they trained and

472
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Speaker 1: put out the wild? Gronkowski is definitely he's crez he

473
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Speaker 1: The frontal lobe is not fully developed. I'm not a

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Speaker 1: Patriot fan, but I funk with Gronkowski. They trained him

475
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Speaker 1: and fucking and he's he's doing good. No incidents. Yet

476
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Speaker 1: they keep a train a traink done the guy behind him,

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Speaker 1: like just in case things get out of hand. Well,

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Speaker 1: have you heard how the Gronkowski brothers and the dad

479
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Speaker 1: all trained like they fight, right, they legit trained, but

480
00:26:01,920 --> 00:26:05,880
Speaker 1: they like they crushed bud lights the whole time. Yeah,

481
00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:08,119
Speaker 1: but when they're like kids, they did this ship. Like

482
00:26:08,160 --> 00:26:10,360
Speaker 1: now they get like to this day, they go back

483
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Speaker 1: and getting their dad's basement. They just throw ship around,

484
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Speaker 1: they crush. So now the thing is when he takes

485
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:21,640
Speaker 1: those Gronkowskis, when sober, he's like, this is crazy. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's some other ship. That's something like they're from Rochester,

487
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Speaker 1: New York, some state New York where like it's it's

488
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Speaker 1: the summer that it peaks at like fifty five is

489
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Speaker 1: the highs like for three days. Yeah, they're animals. Gronkowskis

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Speaker 1: are no joke. But I still got the Adams. The

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Speaker 1: Adam them Adam boys will funk up there and that's

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Speaker 1: the crew to beat right there. They could stick. That

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Speaker 1: should be like a gang, like they should they should

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Speaker 1: come to South Central and take over ship. How are

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Speaker 1: they not all on the same team. If I was

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Speaker 1: a shitty NBA team, that would be my approach, Like

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Speaker 1: if I was as brothers, like we'll just take We're

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Speaker 1: just taking the floor of fifteen Adams Brothers eighteen. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I don't even know where you go from. I mean eighteen.

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Speaker 1: Fuck now, my mom she's youngest of eleven, and I

501
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,600
Speaker 1: thought that was a big deal. She's not. You guys,

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00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:10,119
Speaker 1: are you're not Jewish? Right? Catholic? Yeah? The Jewish? We

503
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:12,720
Speaker 1: don't they the Jewish women, I'm Jewish, I could say

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00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,320
Speaker 1: Jewish women. They don't get down like that. They're they're

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00:27:15,359 --> 00:27:18,400
Speaker 1: next going through it like that and like they're not

506
00:27:18,440 --> 00:27:20,680
Speaker 1: doing that. They're like, you're like, you know, the first

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Speaker 1: one cost us seventeen each time money good with one?

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Speaker 1: Like what you're just raised Michael to be just a good,

509
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Speaker 1: strong boy too much. They got a sheet over the pussy. No, no,

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Speaker 1: they don't sheet over there pussy. Can you imagine all

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Speaker 1: eighteen the old eighteen Adams brothers had to be bar

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Speaker 1: MITZVD like that. That would be in debt for the

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Speaker 1: rest of his life. You need Bernie Sanders. They'll be like,

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Speaker 1: you're free. You don't have the pa. My people, we

515
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:57,640
Speaker 1: don't get down like that. We just don't like we're

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Speaker 1: too lazy to have that many kids. It's just the way,

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Speaker 1: are you guys getting sucked up? Tonight. Who's getting sucked

518
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Speaker 1: up tonight? He just said fucked up three times. You

519
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:08,879
Speaker 1: gotta get sucked up the first ever. I'm Robert Ports

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Speaker 1: Stereo podcast, Dirty Sports Crossover Podcast. Crossover guys, gotta get

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00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 1: all iverson. Yeah, now we're talking about getting sucked up. Yeah, okay,

522
00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:21,399
Speaker 1: he's slamming some beer. I want to bring up this.

523
00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:23,280
Speaker 1: Did you guys see this ship in the news about

524
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Speaker 1: Budweiser changing. They're changing all Yeah, that's right. They're changing

525
00:28:28,680 --> 00:28:33,520
Speaker 1: all the cans and bottles to say America. They're not

526
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Speaker 1: gonna say it's gonna It's gonna say America through November.

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Speaker 1: They're just hijacking the whole fucking name. And they're gonna

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Speaker 1: put like slogans on there, like Home of the Brave,

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Speaker 1: Land of the Free. They're really just happening thing in

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Speaker 1: the other order, like the way it is cashing in on. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they're catching it on the Trump theory. Yeah, no, he

532
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Speaker 1: were the same way. But you know we we we

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Speaker 1: Gimo Nettie. I have to admit, Gimo Nettie predict did

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Speaker 1: and I said, I I like, I like it was

535
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Speaker 1: like a stupid thing that he would become president of

536
00:29:05,400 --> 00:29:09,440
Speaker 1: the United and you know, listen, listen. The fact that

537
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Speaker 1: the fact that we're neck and neck right now is

538
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:17,040
Speaker 1: you already won that prediction. But we we gave a slogan,

539
00:29:17,120 --> 00:29:18,960
Speaker 1: don't do you know the slogan that we we offered

540
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 1: up the Trump what's that? It's I hate the Niggers,

541
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 1: and I hate to Hispanics, and I hate those hook

542
00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:30,200
Speaker 1: nosed Jews, and you do to make America great again

543
00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:34,360
Speaker 1: for Donald Trump. We offered that up Tore. He didn't

544
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Speaker 1: accept you. I don't know why. He realized if he

545
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:39,560
Speaker 1: embraced it, his numbers would go up crazy like that

546
00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:43,040
Speaker 1: he's saying without saying it. Thirties six states in the

547
00:29:43,040 --> 00:29:45,600
Speaker 1: middle of the country are like, now this guy has

548
00:29:45,720 --> 00:29:49,440
Speaker 1: dropped the mic. I am all in. Look, there's a

549
00:29:49,480 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 1: guy in Cincinnati. Was like, I finally this guy is

550
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 1: speaking my language. Are my city? Why are you gonna

551
00:29:54,680 --> 00:29:57,440
Speaker 1: go on my city like that? The Midwest? He okay,

552
00:29:57,560 --> 00:30:02,440
Speaker 1: he sits on the Midwest and you guys at the yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, Minnesota. Look,

553
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:05,400
Speaker 1: he's always shipping on where I'm from, and I say,

554
00:30:05,440 --> 00:30:08,480
Speaker 1: it's very nice, friendly people in the Midwest. And what

555
00:30:08,560 --> 00:30:13,880
Speaker 1: else that's about it? You know who hears from the

556
00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:19,600
Speaker 1: Midwest to three People Cleveland right in the back, because

557
00:30:19,600 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 1: the coasts are feeling you have to be smart to

558
00:30:22,520 --> 00:30:25,000
Speaker 1: be here, like why would you if you're a smart person,

559
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 1: And they were like, there's a beach in Los Angeles

560
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:30,200
Speaker 1: and everybody is really attractive and it's really good and

561
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:34,400
Speaker 1: they do crossover podcasts, a comedy club. It's a fucking ship.

562
00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:37,240
Speaker 1: And you're like, you know what, I'm good with Applebee's

563
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 1: and hating black people. You I'm gonna stick it. You're

564
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:43,840
Speaker 1: a dumbass. Fuck you stay in Cincinnati, don't come here

565
00:30:43,840 --> 00:30:47,200
Speaker 1: and ruin the great part of the motherfucker we eat

566
00:30:47,640 --> 00:30:51,320
Speaker 1: we eat chili and say, you know he's racist. Ask

567
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:55,160
Speaker 1: motherfucker's who stay there? If I live there, and they're like,

568
00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:57,640
Speaker 1: we hat. I'm like, all right, I'm gonna go. Guys,

569
00:30:57,680 --> 00:31:02,760
Speaker 1: this is awkward. I don't general eyes, like just just

570
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 1: just generalize everybody. But for me, I'm just I'm just shocked. Honestly.

571
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 1: The biggest thing about the Trump thing, guys, I don't

572
00:31:11,240 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 1: want to get into politics, but it's certainly not my

573
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:17,040
Speaker 1: my my area of expertise is I'm just shocked that

574
00:31:17,120 --> 00:31:19,320
Speaker 1: it's gone this far, Like and I think Trump is

575
00:31:19,320 --> 00:31:22,120
Speaker 1: probably just as shocked as I am, if not more like,

576
00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 1: I can't fucking I'm saying this is your expertise. I

577
00:31:25,720 --> 00:31:28,240
Speaker 1: think if you guys were Trump speechwriters, he would win

578
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:32,080
Speaker 1: in a landslide. He's saying everything, you're just saying anything.

579
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,120
Speaker 1: He's saying it, but he's not saying it. If he

580
00:31:34,240 --> 00:31:36,200
Speaker 1: just said it, people will be like, because everything you

581
00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 1: hear about everything you hear about people who like Trump,

582
00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:41,480
Speaker 1: but like he's just telling it like it is. Yeah,

583
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:44,480
Speaker 1: he's a fucking lunatic. Like he's telling it like it is. Yeah,

584
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:47,480
Speaker 1: because I don't think he even believes of the ship

585
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:50,480
Speaker 1: he says. He just says it to get a rise

586
00:31:50,480 --> 00:31:53,360
Speaker 1: out of people. He just happen. Yeah, he just he

587
00:31:53,440 --> 00:31:55,400
Speaker 1: like that. He's that guy who's drunk at the bar

588
00:31:55,480 --> 00:31:57,200
Speaker 1: and you're like, this guy's sucked up, but he's kind

589
00:31:57,200 --> 00:31:59,600
Speaker 1: of fucking funny, right, and now he's gonna be the president.

590
00:31:59,640 --> 00:32:03,720
Speaker 1: That's how went that ship he picked his transition team. Yeah,

591
00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:08,560
Speaker 1: he's like the he's like making predictions and ship he's

592
00:32:08,680 --> 00:32:11,560
Speaker 1: going to go up against old as Bernie. It's give

593
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:13,720
Speaker 1: me Hillary. I think Hillary is going to be the

594
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:16,800
Speaker 1: president United States. I think it's gonna Hillary. I'm not

595
00:32:16,880 --> 00:32:19,120
Speaker 1: I'm not okay with it, but I think I've been

596
00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:22,360
Speaker 1: partaking that the whole time. Fixed the election like they

597
00:32:22,400 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 1: did with Gore and them. Goy do some tricks and

598
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:29,240
Speaker 1: all that. Let's do it. We're already can't get in there.

599
00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:31,920
Speaker 1: If you could pick any two people to be the

600
00:32:31,960 --> 00:32:35,280
Speaker 1: president and vice president United States? Pick, do you toot?

601
00:32:35,920 --> 00:32:38,720
Speaker 1: We're starting, We're starting with the mayorial candidates in New York.

602
00:32:40,600 --> 00:32:44,560
Speaker 1: Already you're hanging out with us. You're not qualified? All right?

603
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:47,240
Speaker 1: What about what about sports figures? Who could you pick?

604
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:53,840
Speaker 1: We've had this discussion. I love Charles Barkley, you know,

605
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:55,960
Speaker 1: like Chuck. You know we like we fun with Chuck.

606
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:57,760
Speaker 1: We funk with Chuck. But break it down. I got

607
00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,560
Speaker 1: a little, I got a little differences. But go ahead.

608
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:01,520
Speaker 1: I don't want to know. I'm asking you who would

609
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:04,080
Speaker 1: you take if you could, If you could choose Brown

610
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:07,160
Speaker 1: as the president, he'd be at the Minister of Defense.

611
00:33:09,320 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 1: H Even Bernie can walk on his own like Jesus Christy.

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00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:19,520
Speaker 1: All right, who would you do? Ship man President of

613
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:23,240
Speaker 1: the United States. Man, that's a tough one. Man, Man,

614
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Speaker 1: I don't know. Man, ship. That would be who who

615
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:32,360
Speaker 1: would you guys pick the guys my guys, Bill Walton,

616
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:37,600
Speaker 1: he loves Bill, could think of standing be a good

617
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:41,200
Speaker 1: he'd be a good assistant assistant coach. He'd feed Teta

618
00:33:41,280 --> 00:33:43,720
Speaker 1: out after one trip, like did you know they go

619
00:33:43,840 --> 00:33:46,600
Speaker 1: visit like Southern South America? Like they'd be like where

620
00:33:46,600 --> 00:33:48,320
Speaker 1: the fund is the vice president? Like he'd be like,

621
00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 1: I'm not coming back. I was down there doing blow

622
00:33:50,760 --> 00:33:54,920
Speaker 1: for six weeks. I'm giving got the best tors down there.

623
00:33:54,920 --> 00:33:57,240
Speaker 1: They don't even charge me. Now that I'm the vice president,

624
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 1: I could do this all night. I'm gonna gives a ship.

625
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:06,080
Speaker 1: They had me doing some some physical thing in New York.

626
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:09,759
Speaker 1: I don't want to go back. I don't give a ship.

627
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:11,799
Speaker 1: I'm stand down here. Who cares do I make it

628
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Speaker 1: back to the next election. I don't come a fuck.

629
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Speaker 1: Have you ever been locked up in a jail in Guadalajara.

630
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:23,520
Speaker 1: I was locked up in a jail in Guadalajara. I

631
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:25,799
Speaker 1: said I'm the vice president. They said we're gonna let

632
00:34:25,800 --> 00:34:34,279
Speaker 1: you cool off. Stand stand van Gundy. See you guys

633
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 1: do impressions that we heard. I'm still pro Bill wa

634
00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:41,279
Speaker 1: president because I think our drug policy drastically changes if

635
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:45,520
Speaker 1: Bill won becomes president legalizes it across. Your speech would

636
00:34:45,520 --> 00:34:49,719
Speaker 1: be like, look, this is your president, Bill Walton. I

637
00:34:49,760 --> 00:34:52,200
Speaker 1: require everybody in America to go out right now, go

638
00:34:52,280 --> 00:34:54,799
Speaker 1: to your local drug dealer and get an eighth of

639
00:34:55,200 --> 00:35:01,959
Speaker 1: psychedelic mushrooms. Throw those mushrooms down your to him down,

640
00:35:01,880 --> 00:35:04,640
Speaker 1: the wait down, laid down in the field, and look

641
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:07,040
Speaker 1: up into the sky where you will see John Wooden's

642
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:11,920
Speaker 1: pyramid of success. Followed that pyramid of success for the

643
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 1: rest of her life, and you're welcome. I just fixed America.

644
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:19,360
Speaker 1: He would be good down, you would be good. But

645
00:35:19,400 --> 00:35:21,439
Speaker 1: his back is fucked up? Who were the other ones?

646
00:35:21,560 --> 00:35:23,960
Speaker 1: Who are his backs fucked up? He just sitt in

647
00:35:23,960 --> 00:35:27,279
Speaker 1: that chair. He would love Charles Barkley. But you guys,

648
00:35:28,360 --> 00:35:31,200
Speaker 1: I like no, I like Charles, I like I have sometimes.

649
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:33,799
Speaker 1: I mean Charles, Charles is no different than any other

650
00:35:33,840 --> 00:35:35,520
Speaker 1: big mouthin But and now who am I to speaking?

651
00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:37,879
Speaker 1: I got you know, I've got kicked out of you guys,

652
00:35:37,920 --> 00:35:41,080
Speaker 1: think what you gotta kicked out of night school. Got

653
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 1: kicked out of the public school in the third grade

654
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:47,239
Speaker 1: in the seventies for doing what just did? This kind

655
00:35:47,239 --> 00:35:50,800
Speaker 1: of ship right here, by the way. I love I

656
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:52,399
Speaker 1: love that you thought he said he got kicked out

657
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:57,480
Speaker 1: in night school. But I love I love Charles, and

658
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:00,040
Speaker 1: he's a great guy, and he's a sweet guy, and

659
00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:02,400
Speaker 1: and I love most of what he says. Sometimes I

660
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:04,799
Speaker 1: think this times, you know, he's just talking, And I

661
00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:07,880
Speaker 1: think that when you're on television that much and that

662
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:10,640
Speaker 1: many hours and you're so comfortable, you're gonna say things

663
00:36:10,640 --> 00:36:13,279
Speaker 1: and sometimes that I don't or anybody that people don't

664
00:36:13,320 --> 00:36:16,000
Speaker 1: agree with, So so I would. I would definitely. Charles

665
00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:17,520
Speaker 1: would be a great president. I think he's got a

666
00:36:17,560 --> 00:36:19,960
Speaker 1: great heart. I think he would be compassionate, and I think,

667
00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:22,239
Speaker 1: you know, so as far as the people that we've

668
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:25,040
Speaker 1: voted so far, I think Charles and stan Van Gundy

669
00:36:25,080 --> 00:36:27,279
Speaker 1: would be good. I would be a good candidacy. I

670
00:36:27,280 --> 00:36:29,799
Speaker 1: think they're both vice presidents honestly, So who do you

671
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:31,839
Speaker 1: think Bills the guy? I think Bills the guy. But

672
00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:34,600
Speaker 1: he he'd be he'd be entertaining. He'd be on tangents

673
00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:36,680
Speaker 1: and ship and like playing a kazoo during the inaum

674
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:41,480
Speaker 1: reals beat the guys seeing like seven hundred grateful ship

675
00:36:41,600 --> 00:36:44,279
Speaker 1: And like him. I like him, I like him um,

676
00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,560
Speaker 1: I'm voting. I'm writing it in this year, I'm taking

677
00:36:46,600 --> 00:36:50,320
Speaker 1: Bill Walton and stan Van Gundi. That's my right in

678
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:54,400
Speaker 1: vote this, Ron Paul and Charles Barkley to two elections running.

679
00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:56,840
Speaker 1: So did you guys see this ship that Charles Barkley?

680
00:36:57,000 --> 00:36:59,400
Speaker 1: Did you watch the thing yesterday with White Howard? Did

681
00:36:59,480 --> 00:37:03,320
Speaker 1: you think he was an addict to him? No? I didn't.

682
00:37:03,760 --> 00:37:06,480
Speaker 1: I didn't. I just thought that they didn't let him

683
00:37:06,480 --> 00:37:09,680
Speaker 1: answer the question. What do you guys think of Dwight Howard?

684
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 1: I like him. I think I think he's on a

685
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:16,319
Speaker 1: bad team. I think that I think that if if,

686
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:20,760
Speaker 1: if the coach resigns that you brought in, Okay, James

687
00:37:20,840 --> 00:37:25,040
Speaker 1: Harden got Kevin McHale fired and then said this is

688
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:26,640
Speaker 1: this is the way it is. They could say and

689
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:30,239
Speaker 1: deny all they want, and then they approved bickerstaff and

690
00:37:30,320 --> 00:37:33,000
Speaker 1: then you ship and drop and you just you you

691
00:37:33,200 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 1: stopped playing for the guy you brought in. That's another

692
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:39,680
Speaker 1: level of being some other ship. Like that to me

693
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:43,200
Speaker 1: is like, really, that's that's criminal. For you to quit

694
00:37:43,280 --> 00:37:45,040
Speaker 1: on the guy you brought in and for him to

695
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:47,239
Speaker 1: say I don't want no part of this bicker? Is

696
00:37:47,280 --> 00:37:49,399
Speaker 1: that probably his whole life. His whole dream in life

697
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:51,000
Speaker 1: was to be a head coach, and then he gets

698
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:53,040
Speaker 1: and he's liked funk this ship. It's like he saw

699
00:37:53,120 --> 00:37:55,759
Speaker 1: the other side. So, but you don't think that's a

700
00:37:55,760 --> 00:37:59,719
Speaker 1: reflection on Dwight Howard, because Dwight Howard, that guy, your

701
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:05,359
Speaker 1: boy him hate Dwight. I think that D'Antoni hate. I've

702
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:08,080
Speaker 1: had my problems with with with with with with Dwight

703
00:38:08,200 --> 00:38:10,120
Speaker 1: Howard as a player, and I feel like he hasn't

704
00:38:10,120 --> 00:38:12,319
Speaker 1: lived up to his full potential. And when you see

705
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:15,759
Speaker 1: that athleticism and the fact that you know he was

706
00:38:15,840 --> 00:38:18,000
Speaker 1: so good for so long but never got any better

707
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:21,080
Speaker 1: than that. Obviously, who am I to speak? I never

708
00:38:21,120 --> 00:38:24,279
Speaker 1: had back surgery. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I've

709
00:38:24,400 --> 00:38:26,279
Speaker 1: I've actually played basketball, of you. I've told you this

710
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:28,839
Speaker 1: multiple times. We played basketball, and we play an actual

711
00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:31,440
Speaker 1: game with just shooting around. I didn't give me the business. No,

712
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:33,160
Speaker 1: you didn't give me a business. I think we've made

713
00:38:33,160 --> 00:38:37,680
Speaker 1: a good match up. Now I'm done in the game. No,

714
00:38:37,880 --> 00:38:40,440
Speaker 1: but I've seen him playball. Obviously, We've all seen Mike

715
00:38:40,520 --> 00:38:44,000
Speaker 1: playball in the Rocket Jock games. We you are in

716
00:38:44,360 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 1: NBA All Star games, celebrity game, MVPs. Thank you. I've

717
00:38:51,040 --> 00:38:57,120
Speaker 1: seen you playing ball. What you're getting in okay, it's okay,

718
00:38:57,120 --> 00:39:02,439
Speaker 1: it's okay, enough enough, it's okay. What's watching over the top?

719
00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 1: Set up? Over the top setup? You know gonna be

720
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:11,560
Speaker 1: a book. But Dwight, but I've seen you play about

721
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 1: you you'll make You're a big guy for you know,

722
00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:16,200
Speaker 1: not being in the NBA. Right, You're a big guy.

723
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:18,759
Speaker 1: You make that that little jumper, you make that ten

724
00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:21,799
Speaker 1: foot jumper, that a foot jumper all the time. Dwight

725
00:39:21,920 --> 00:39:27,239
Speaker 1: Howard has never in his entire career taken a jump

726
00:39:27,320 --> 00:39:29,960
Speaker 1: shot in the NBA. How's that? How are you as

727
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:32,400
Speaker 1: seven foot or in the NBA? You've never even faced

728
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:35,840
Speaker 1: the basket and shot the ball at its fucked up.

729
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:38,160
Speaker 1: He hasn't worked on his game and with one of

730
00:39:38,200 --> 00:39:43,000
Speaker 1: the things about this is what I imagine basketball came

731
00:39:43,120 --> 00:39:45,440
Speaker 1: so easy to him when he came into the league.

732
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:48,480
Speaker 1: You know, like he just was it was like he

733
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 1: was eighteen or nineteen. You so it to be that good,

734
00:39:51,719 --> 00:39:55,120
Speaker 1: that quick, at at at at a physical position to

735
00:39:55,160 --> 00:39:58,200
Speaker 1: be a center. He's not even Dwight Howard. He's at

736
00:39:58,280 --> 00:40:01,600
Speaker 1: the most six ten, He you shocking how when you

737
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:04,160
Speaker 1: see him, how how not tall he is for him

738
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:06,439
Speaker 1: to be that dominant, because you know they say seven ft.

739
00:40:06,960 --> 00:40:10,600
Speaker 1: He's like Kevin Durant, he's seven feet. Kevin Garnett, that

740
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:13,399
Speaker 1: guy's seven ft. Like Dwight, how You're like, Ship, you're

741
00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:15,600
Speaker 1: not as big as I thought you were. Russell Westbrook

742
00:40:15,640 --> 00:40:18,840
Speaker 1: Also you're like, damn, you're fucking six four, you know

743
00:40:18,880 --> 00:40:20,799
Speaker 1: what I mean. So it's fired. How guys fake their

744
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:22,839
Speaker 1: height one way and then some guys fake their height

745
00:40:22,920 --> 00:40:24,800
Speaker 1: the other way. They don't want to be Barkley was

746
00:40:24,840 --> 00:40:26,279
Speaker 1: like six eight wh when he was in the NBA,

747
00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:28,359
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I still next Charles Barkley. He has

748
00:40:28,400 --> 00:40:30,880
Speaker 1: a six ft four man, Like, yeah, it's crazy. But

749
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 1: he's like pretending to be bigger to be a power forward.

750
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:36,360
Speaker 1: Meanwhile Dwight's pretending. It's like, yeah, it's weird. Kevin Garnett

751
00:40:36,520 --> 00:40:40,239
Speaker 1: is claiming he's six ten. Meanwhile he's like seven ft one. Yeah,

752
00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:41,359
Speaker 1: He's like, but I don't want to be a center.

753
00:40:41,480 --> 00:40:43,920
Speaker 1: But I think it's it's mental and I think it

754
00:40:44,040 --> 00:40:46,320
Speaker 1: came so easy. And then he funked up with stand

755
00:40:46,880 --> 00:40:48,920
Speaker 1: and you know, I think that was the first time

756
00:40:48,960 --> 00:40:51,200
Speaker 1: stand one on a heavy bender in in in in

757
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,160
Speaker 1: in the New millennium. I think he pushed him over

758
00:40:53,160 --> 00:40:55,279
Speaker 1: the edge. He hasn't been back since. I don't know, man,

759
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:57,799
Speaker 1: you know if I in a way, you know, he's

760
00:40:57,800 --> 00:41:00,239
Speaker 1: brought it on himself and and I mean, who might

761
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:01,719
Speaker 1: have feel bad from me? He's like, you know, he's

762
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:03,760
Speaker 1: he it's he's his own man and all that stuff.

763
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:06,279
Speaker 1: But I think he's, like he was talking about last night,

764
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 1: he brought T n T. You know, I think he's

765
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:11,200
Speaker 1: aware of it. I think he misunderstands why people don't

766
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:13,200
Speaker 1: like him. I think they think it's like a personality

767
00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,279
Speaker 1: thing or like you know, his cologne. It has nothing

768
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 1: to do with that. I think it's the unfulfilled talent. Yeah.

769
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:19,839
Speaker 1: I think that's the thing that people get frustrated when

770
00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:22,839
Speaker 1: you see somebody with that much natural gift to never

771
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,759
Speaker 1: get as good as you could have imagined him being.

772
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 1: But as a teammate, you look at him and you like,

773
00:41:28,440 --> 00:41:30,440
Speaker 1: we've all played ball. When you're standing there and you go,

774
00:41:30,560 --> 00:41:33,120
Speaker 1: that guy's not trying as hard as I'm trying, and

775
00:41:33,200 --> 00:41:36,840
Speaker 1: then you start disliking him. It's like he's not trying

776
00:41:36,920 --> 00:41:39,040
Speaker 1: all that hard. I mean, he's never learned to take

777
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:41,239
Speaker 1: a jump shot. He's not trying that hard. But he

778
00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:43,200
Speaker 1: didn't need to take who he had, I mean what

779
00:41:43,400 --> 00:41:45,480
Speaker 1: he had he was even though he was here for

780
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 1: a minute Kareem then he had Kevin mcka. I mean,

781
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:51,000
Speaker 1: he's working with a chem like, you're not improving your game,

782
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:53,399
Speaker 1: You're working with the best fucking centers of all time.

783
00:41:53,400 --> 00:41:55,560
Speaker 1: And you see glimpses of it and us glimpse of

784
00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:57,520
Speaker 1: of the of the of the acheme stuff. But he

785
00:41:57,600 --> 00:42:01,600
Speaker 1: just hasn't put it's already over already. James Hardy, well

786
00:42:01,640 --> 00:42:05,080
Speaker 1: maybe will demoralize hard when he wants a coach fire.

787
00:42:05,160 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 1: He does like this thing, you know, you're seeing that

788
00:42:07,120 --> 00:42:12,960
Speaker 1: he walks back and like, yeah, they think it's because

789
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,879
Speaker 1: he's doing good on the court, but I mean, James

790
00:42:14,960 --> 00:42:18,239
Speaker 1: Harden is a frustrating guy to play with. So I

791
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:21,800
Speaker 1: don't know. I want to see Dwight. I'm always you know,

792
00:42:21,960 --> 00:42:23,920
Speaker 1: good for the underdog, and I feel like at this

793
00:42:24,120 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 1: point he's somehow or another, the guy who was killing

794
00:42:27,719 --> 00:42:29,680
Speaker 1: the slam Dunc consest and who was like the face

795
00:42:29,760 --> 00:42:31,640
Speaker 1: of the NBA for a couple of season has become

796
00:42:31,680 --> 00:42:33,719
Speaker 1: an underdog. So I want to see him, you know,

797
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:36,960
Speaker 1: would you take him on the knicks? We got who, well,

798
00:42:37,000 --> 00:42:42,520
Speaker 1: we have no choice. We got Yeah, you don't see

799
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:48,120
Speaker 1: me playing. No, I don't give it ship. He's legitimately

800
00:42:48,160 --> 00:42:51,719
Speaker 1: the worst basketball player and he's the worst basketball player.

801
00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,279
Speaker 1: We played one I want we bet on it on

802
00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:57,040
Speaker 1: the podcast. Then we played. He didn't score until I

803
00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:58,600
Speaker 1: was up so big. That was like, fine, you can

804
00:42:58,680 --> 00:43:00,759
Speaker 1: start shooting free shots and if you make them, you

805
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:04,040
Speaker 1: get those points. Like I was like, I'm done even difference.

806
00:43:04,160 --> 00:43:08,120
Speaker 1: I'm a little difference here. But that's why I told

807
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:10,440
Speaker 1: you you have no shot. And you're like, no, I'm

808
00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:12,919
Speaker 1: fucking that I can play ball, and you're like you're

809
00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:15,359
Speaker 1: I I'll tell you five nine five nine. Now, if

810
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:18,239
Speaker 1: we play two on two, I'm with I'm not in this.

811
00:43:18,480 --> 00:43:23,200
Speaker 1: I'm with them. They're gonna kick because you just said

812
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:28,279
Speaker 1: your use. I would like if Moody, if Moody has

813
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:30,799
Speaker 1: two weeks to get in shape, it's a no, it's

814
00:43:30,800 --> 00:43:34,080
Speaker 1: a but he like right now, I wouldn't be so

815
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:40,600
Speaker 1: short because he's and you're doing likedally really really really

816
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:44,839
Speaker 1: really really two weeks. Yeah, I like my chances if

817
00:43:44,880 --> 00:43:49,640
Speaker 1: you just don't touch the ball. It's just like getting away,

818
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:52,400
Speaker 1: just like dancing ship and get ship and I'll do

819
00:43:52,520 --> 00:43:54,920
Speaker 1: my Kobe thing. I'm like, get go over there. You know,

820
00:43:55,040 --> 00:43:57,120
Speaker 1: moving picks and ship Moody is gonna be a problem

821
00:43:57,440 --> 00:43:59,239
Speaker 1: because there's gonna be a matchup problem because I have

822
00:43:59,760 --> 00:44:02,960
Speaker 1: If you me, then you know, is he bigger than

823
00:44:03,040 --> 00:44:06,799
Speaker 1: your He's I'm a little toll in jea, but he's ferocious.

824
00:44:06,920 --> 00:44:09,160
Speaker 1: Like when he studied Mike's moves. I sell your moves,

825
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:12,400
Speaker 1: rocket down. I got your on lockdown, no matchup on that.

826
00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:14,960
Speaker 1: Now I'm gonna I'm gonna so then it's gonna be me.

827
00:44:15,040 --> 00:44:18,280
Speaker 1: Then he's gonna have. That's why it's gonna be body

828
00:44:18,400 --> 00:44:23,680
Speaker 1: is a retard. That's when he covered velopmentally, yeah, yeah,

829
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:27,520
Speaker 1: be careful, yeah developmental you will get better late. Yeah,

830
00:44:27,680 --> 00:44:31,080
Speaker 1: when he's seven hundred moves. But right now, let me

831
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:32,799
Speaker 1: let me let me ask this, is there anybody here

832
00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:34,880
Speaker 1: you will Let's let's just take some questions to to

833
00:44:35,280 --> 00:44:36,759
Speaker 1: open it up a little bit. First of all, are

834
00:44:36,760 --> 00:44:39,440
Speaker 1: you guys having a good time? Is everybody good? Is

835
00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:42,799
Speaker 1: everybody comfortable? You know what I want to I want

836
00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:44,960
Speaker 1: I want to personally buy a round of drinks for

837
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:48,040
Speaker 1: all seven hundred fifty people in here. So I want

838
00:44:48,080 --> 00:44:51,640
Speaker 1: the next time drinks are on me. I'm making that

839
00:44:51,719 --> 00:44:53,279
Speaker 1: seem like so when we put this out to be

840
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:55,560
Speaker 1: like holy sh it, seven hundred Like how many is

841
00:44:55,640 --> 00:45:00,880
Speaker 1: about seven hundred fifty people in here? Right? Yeah, dude,

842
00:45:01,560 --> 00:45:03,759
Speaker 1: you already fucked up? No I can no, no, no,

843
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:05,680
Speaker 1: they didn't. So so let's ask a couple of just

844
00:45:05,880 --> 00:45:08,840
Speaker 1: ask ask um speak aloud because you don't have to

845
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:12,279
Speaker 1: get up. Who's questions? Yeah? Just you know you don't

846
00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:14,360
Speaker 1: have to come up either, to come up? Okay, go question.

847
00:45:14,440 --> 00:45:16,840
Speaker 1: I just want to say, love the podcast us with

848
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:18,520
Speaker 1: you since you were on the Fire and the Kid

849
00:45:18,520 --> 00:45:20,960
Speaker 1: and you killed it. You love that ship. But hey,

850
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:22,800
Speaker 1: I man, I want to do some stand up so

851
00:45:23,600 --> 00:45:25,040
Speaker 1: you know'd be my first time. I just want to

852
00:45:25,040 --> 00:45:26,360
Speaker 1: give it a shot, you know, if you want to

853
00:45:26,360 --> 00:45:28,400
Speaker 1: do stand up right now? No, no, right now. I

854
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:30,399
Speaker 1: didn't prepare, but I want to do it real soon

855
00:45:30,440 --> 00:45:32,080
Speaker 1: in my life doing we'll do it right now. Do

856
00:45:32,280 --> 00:45:34,480
Speaker 1: at least do one joke? You got one joke for

857
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:39,320
Speaker 1: us ship? Hold hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

858
00:45:39,440 --> 00:45:41,640
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something as a stand up comics.

859
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:44,400
Speaker 1: As a stand as a stand up comic, your first

860
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:47,279
Speaker 1: couple of shows are gonna be in piece of ship

861
00:45:47,480 --> 00:45:53,040
Speaker 1: rooms there, Yeah, eighty person filled room of people hundred

862
00:45:53,719 --> 00:45:56,360
Speaker 1: seven and I'm just trying to bomb in front of

863
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:58,359
Speaker 1: the ship room, like give me, give me, give us

864
00:45:58,400 --> 00:46:03,440
Speaker 1: one joke, knock knock joke. Well, all right, so look listen. So,

865
00:46:03,760 --> 00:46:06,279
Speaker 1: my my dad's My dad's a singer, the singer from

866
00:46:06,280 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 1: the sixties. Any anybody over over the forties, fifties in

867
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:13,520
Speaker 1: here too, all right? Hey, so the drifters, the drifters. Okay,

868
00:46:13,800 --> 00:46:15,439
Speaker 1: I'm on the board, you know, up on the roof

869
00:46:15,600 --> 00:46:19,120
Speaker 1: under the border wash. That's my pops. Okay, okay, okay.

870
00:46:19,239 --> 00:46:21,799
Speaker 1: So you know, me, being you know, younger, I try

871
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 1: to spit that that line to people, to you know,

872
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:26,320
Speaker 1: two females like, hey, you know, my dad's a celebrity.

873
00:46:26,360 --> 00:46:29,680
Speaker 1: You know what I mean. I'm that gets you no pussy.

874
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:32,520
Speaker 1: I'm not saying your dad being a fucking an older

875
00:46:32,600 --> 00:46:35,400
Speaker 1: singer and then you know, a legend not working at

876
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:36,440
Speaker 1: this point in my life, you know what I mean,

877
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 1: get no pussy for that. God. I like that as

878
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 1: a concept, we need to punch night. But all today

879
00:46:41,239 --> 00:46:46,520
Speaker 1: I haven't developed. Hold on, I got what I got

880
00:46:46,600 --> 00:46:49,359
Speaker 1: You ready, here you go, you're now you gotta start

881
00:46:49,400 --> 00:46:51,719
Speaker 1: talking about the women that that would work with. You

882
00:46:51,840 --> 00:46:54,080
Speaker 1: could fuck the ship at a sixty five year old

883
00:46:55,280 --> 00:46:58,160
Speaker 1: love the drifters. Hey, but I brought out without a bagger.

884
00:46:59,239 --> 00:47:01,759
Speaker 1: I gotta have the but But the thing, the thing

885
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:04,040
Speaker 1: is is that you need to a quick piece of

886
00:47:04,040 --> 00:47:06,880
Speaker 1: advice and we'll go to the next question. Expect the

887
00:47:07,000 --> 00:47:09,359
Speaker 1: first time to get no laughs and whatever you get.

888
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:11,719
Speaker 1: So now you're over to m So now you're over.

889
00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:14,160
Speaker 1: So don't keep doing it. Don't give up, and don't

890
00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:16,400
Speaker 1: dip your foot in the water. You gotta jump in

891
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:18,800
Speaker 1: full of man, I gotta better suggestion. Here's what you do.

892
00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:23,400
Speaker 1: You come out as a transgender and everybody eat that

893
00:47:23,440 --> 00:47:27,520
Speaker 1: ship up. Man, You're famous, instantly famous. Any other questions

894
00:47:27,760 --> 00:47:32,080
Speaker 1: and which question you could right here in any movie

895
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:35,759
Speaker 1: in any movie. Oh, I'm gonna go ice man, top gun,

896
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:43,359
Speaker 1: Harvey Kitel, which movie bad Lieutenant? I don't know, give

897
00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:46,040
Speaker 1: me a minute on that. I'll go with. Somebody helped me.

898
00:47:46,120 --> 00:47:47,880
Speaker 1: You know, we don't fact check at the Iron Rapports

899
00:47:47,920 --> 00:47:51,360
Speaker 1: Stereo podcast. Um he had a great name to in

900
00:47:51,480 --> 00:47:56,680
Speaker 1: forty eight Hours. The character's name was that that actor

901
00:47:56,800 --> 00:48:00,759
Speaker 1: James remar And and for he was seriously he stuck

902
00:48:00,840 --> 00:48:04,279
Speaker 1: with He stuck with me. That is deep. That's for guy.

903
00:48:04,560 --> 00:48:06,840
Speaker 1: It just popped into my head. What about where I

904
00:48:06,840 --> 00:48:09,000
Speaker 1: would go a nurse nurse ratchet in the Cuckoo's Nest

905
00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:10,759
Speaker 1: because I just saw that the other day, And what

906
00:48:11,360 --> 00:48:14,239
Speaker 1: you want to punch her? If she was just we

907
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:18,320
Speaker 1: talked about the PC pacification of America. When you watch

908
00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:21,040
Speaker 1: one flew over the Cuckoo's Nest, you go, I would

909
00:48:21,120 --> 00:48:24,719
Speaker 1: punch that fucking bitch in the face, right, nurse, I'm

910
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:28,200
Speaker 1: just If you don't feel that way, you're way too pieces.

911
00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:33,200
Speaker 1: She was so typecast from that movie. She just was.

912
00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:36,120
Speaker 1: That was it. She wasn't She probably sees people walking

913
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 1: out the street like, fuck you day, take your pills.

914
00:48:40,200 --> 00:48:44,719
Speaker 1: You you fucking take your pills, you fucking bitch, right, dude,

915
00:48:44,760 --> 00:48:46,440
Speaker 1: that makes that ship makes me angry. I haven't seen

916
00:48:46,480 --> 00:48:48,239
Speaker 1: in ten years. I want to puncher in the face

917
00:48:48,360 --> 00:48:50,800
Speaker 1: right now. Pick your best bad guy or your favorite

918
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:52,960
Speaker 1: bag gut one off. I don't know if that's sucking

919
00:48:53,440 --> 00:48:58,520
Speaker 1: all right, Well, we'll take another question. Question. Guy got stumped,

920
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:04,799
Speaker 1: like it's sucking jeopard What question him? And then hold

921
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:10,960
Speaker 1: on two more? What is it speak loud? What was

922
00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:15,240
Speaker 1: it like working with Dave Chappelle? Uh? Great, Dave Chappelle

923
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:18,320
Speaker 1: is great fun. I walked up to him, Uh for

924
00:49:18,400 --> 00:49:21,960
Speaker 1: the Dave Chappelle Show. Um, I I was with my

925
00:49:22,200 --> 00:49:25,279
Speaker 1: kids and I ran into his kids were on Broadway

926
00:49:25,719 --> 00:49:27,719
Speaker 1: or it was either Broadway or Sixth Avenue in New

927
00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:30,920
Speaker 1: York in the spring or the summertime or whatever that

928
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:33,120
Speaker 1: year was. And he said, you know how he don't

929
00:49:33,120 --> 00:49:34,440
Speaker 1: do it Dave Chappelle and pressure. But he was like,

930
00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:39,120
Speaker 1: I'm doing this same ankle Michael Rapp part abral haads

931
00:49:39,160 --> 00:49:48,600
Speaker 1: a ship man, I'm fused with your podcast. Man, that's good. Ohio,

932
00:49:49,160 --> 00:49:54,319
Speaker 1: Dan come to Dighton sometimes that's Dave being my kid,

933
00:49:54,360 --> 00:49:56,520
Speaker 1: goes sketch for my hand. It's gonna be awesome. That

934
00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:58,640
Speaker 1: was pretty much how it is. But they're dude one

935
00:49:58,719 --> 00:50:00,759
Speaker 1: kicker that he said. He goes, I'm doing this show

936
00:50:01,239 --> 00:50:03,520
Speaker 1: to Dave Chappelle show, and it's probably gonna be the

937
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:07,239
Speaker 1: end of my career. That's what he Yeah, he didn't

938
00:50:07,280 --> 00:50:09,120
Speaker 1: know who's gonna be what it was and you know,

939
00:50:09,160 --> 00:50:10,880
Speaker 1: I was like, he's like going to do this this sketch.

940
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:12,239
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm down. And we did it and

941
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:16,399
Speaker 1: that was it. Um, that was like the first episode one.

942
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:21,919
Speaker 1: That's a great episode. It's good episode, dude from half

943
00:50:21,960 --> 00:50:27,440
Speaker 1: Big Guys. Guy. Who else is that? I remember? It

944
00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:29,800
Speaker 1: was me, him, Dave and and and I don't remember

945
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:32,799
Speaker 1: the other people, but you have a guy right here. Yeah,

946
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:35,640
Speaker 1: what's the question about stereo podcast cast? It's a pleasure

947
00:50:35,680 --> 00:50:39,160
Speaker 1: to be here, all right. I got one question, like,

948
00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:42,360
Speaker 1: you're the freshest dude, white dude actually that I know

949
00:50:42,440 --> 00:50:44,080
Speaker 1: from New York. I'm from the West Coast and I

950
00:50:44,120 --> 00:50:46,640
Speaker 1: don't really know a lot of people out there, but uh,

951
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:51,000
Speaker 1: what's your what's your relationship with Max Kellerman? Because I see,

952
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:53,000
Speaker 1: I feel you guys are pretty fresh from New York

953
00:50:53,040 --> 00:50:55,040
Speaker 1: and I don't know anything else besides you guys are

954
00:50:55,239 --> 00:50:57,719
Speaker 1: coming up from out there. You know, cool relationship with

955
00:50:57,800 --> 00:51:00,040
Speaker 1: Max Kellerman? I mean, you know, it's it's it's you know,

956
00:51:00,120 --> 00:51:01,719
Speaker 1: I'm friendly with him. I don't hang out with him.

957
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:03,440
Speaker 1: I've always been a fan of his. You know, we

958
00:51:03,560 --> 00:51:06,200
Speaker 1: used to see him on Public Access TV in New

959
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:07,719
Speaker 1: York City. You know. I don't know if you know this.

960
00:51:07,960 --> 00:51:09,359
Speaker 1: He used to when he was a kid. He would

961
00:51:09,400 --> 00:51:11,920
Speaker 1: go on there and and talk about boxing and and

962
00:51:12,080 --> 00:51:14,360
Speaker 1: and and and he looked younger than he was, but

963
00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:15,920
Speaker 1: he was like a teenager. But he looked like he

964
00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:17,880
Speaker 1: was like thirteen years old. So we that's how I

965
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:21,680
Speaker 1: first became for real and um um and uh. And

966
00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:23,480
Speaker 1: that's how I became familiar with him. And you know,

967
00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:25,040
Speaker 1: we're cool with him, have a lot of respect to him.

968
00:51:25,040 --> 00:51:28,719
Speaker 1: And he's like a human Wikipedia, you know, like if

969
00:51:28,760 --> 00:51:32,759
Speaker 1: you ask him about it's anything specifically about boxing, like

970
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:35,680
Speaker 1: he'll tell you the dates, like you know the temperature

971
00:51:35,760 --> 00:51:38,360
Speaker 1: that with the weather that night, like nineties seven, you know,

972
00:51:38,480 --> 00:51:41,440
Speaker 1: Rocky Graziano for so and so, and they were fighting

973
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:43,640
Speaker 1: outside and it was a chill in the air. Like

974
00:51:43,719 --> 00:51:45,840
Speaker 1: he's just an encyclopedia. So I love him. I have

975
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:47,600
Speaker 1: a lot of respect for him, and he loves he

976
00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:51,399
Speaker 1: loves his hip hop. I think judging from your fans,

977
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:54,759
Speaker 1: do we have a lot of Raiders fans here? No?

978
00:51:57,840 --> 00:52:00,520
Speaker 1: I love yeah, I love that. I love that. You're

979
00:52:00,600 --> 00:52:03,560
Speaker 1: just basing that on the front road, being all Mexican

980
00:52:03,640 --> 00:52:09,520
Speaker 1: looking due ful, are you guys Raiders stands fulo full,

981
00:52:09,640 --> 00:52:12,839
Speaker 1: don't stab us. We don't like the Raiders pool Yo. Man,

982
00:52:13,120 --> 00:52:14,960
Speaker 1: I like your hat though. Bro, it's all good. Bro.

983
00:52:15,239 --> 00:52:17,800
Speaker 1: You get those spike shoulder pads. Bro. They fucking just

984
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:20,000
Speaker 1: came in. Bro. How are you guys feeling about football

985
00:52:20,000 --> 00:52:26,799
Speaker 1: in Los Angeles. I'm stoked. Fuck yeah, I'm fucking stoke. See,

986
00:52:26,840 --> 00:52:30,080
Speaker 1: I'm from Cincinnati, So fuck the Bengals. I'm done with

987
00:52:30,200 --> 00:52:35,600
Speaker 1: that ship. I'm officially a Rams fan switched on. No,

988
00:52:35,800 --> 00:52:37,920
Speaker 1: I don't fu with Marvin Lewis. I don't funk with him.

989
00:52:37,920 --> 00:52:39,680
Speaker 1: I don't funk with the owner. They're all much of

990
00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:42,360
Speaker 1: fucking losers. I hear you. Listen. I don't have to

991
00:52:42,480 --> 00:52:44,080
Speaker 1: have no stake in the game. But I get it.

992
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:46,239
Speaker 1: I get it. Football is gonna come to l A.

993
00:52:46,800 --> 00:52:50,279
Speaker 1: Football come in l A. It's downtowntown Los Angeles. First

994
00:52:50,320 --> 00:52:52,080
Speaker 1: of all, it's gonna be out of Oh yeah. First,

995
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:58,080
Speaker 1: first of all, you have to clean up little rwandawn

996
00:52:58,120 --> 00:53:03,440
Speaker 1: down downtown Los Angeles is when I came on from Arizona.

997
00:53:03,560 --> 00:53:04,880
Speaker 1: But you have to, you have to. You have to

998
00:53:05,080 --> 00:53:07,560
Speaker 1: where you have to give a little precursor where you're

999
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:09,560
Speaker 1: from and what you're used to and the fact that

1000
00:53:09,719 --> 00:53:13,279
Speaker 1: you were scared. Shit I was. He Gerald grew up

1001
00:53:13,320 --> 00:53:18,440
Speaker 1: in a section of Brooklyn called the brown Brownsville. It's ungentrifiable, Okay,

1002
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:21,359
Speaker 1: So like you know, like Lena Dunham Show Girls, they'll

1003
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:26,520
Speaker 1: never shoot in Brownsville. Mike Tyson, Riddick bow and Shannon

1004
00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:29,359
Speaker 1: Shannon Briggs are all from there, and they like they

1005
00:53:29,400 --> 00:53:31,400
Speaker 1: all live like like a few blocks away. Like like

1006
00:53:31,600 --> 00:53:34,400
Speaker 1: my Brownsville is as rough as it gets. Not to

1007
00:53:34,440 --> 00:53:37,000
Speaker 1: say there's not rougher places or places that are is rough,

1008
00:53:37,239 --> 00:53:40,960
Speaker 1: but it's the most populated by housing projects in in

1009
00:53:41,560 --> 00:53:44,520
Speaker 1: all of the world. It's a mile of housing projects.

1010
00:53:44,560 --> 00:53:46,399
Speaker 1: So it's just a rough It's just a rough place.

1011
00:53:46,480 --> 00:53:49,960
Speaker 1: So for Gmoetti to be freaked out coming from Arizona,

1012
00:53:50,040 --> 00:53:53,440
Speaker 1: we were on a bus and we ran through downtown

1013
00:53:53,680 --> 00:53:57,560
Speaker 1: l A. And the sun went out. Scary. This is

1014
00:53:57,640 --> 00:54:02,680
Speaker 1: the other day, Tuesday, the sun went out. What year

1015
00:54:02,800 --> 00:54:05,480
Speaker 1: is this? Fucking you want to go down there? And

1016
00:54:05,480 --> 00:54:07,080
Speaker 1: there was the last time. But you ever got lost

1017
00:54:07,160 --> 00:54:11,040
Speaker 1: going from the Staples Center. Yeah, this pass the Staples.

1018
00:54:11,560 --> 00:54:16,160
Speaker 1: Pockets of downtown that are sucking a ship. There's also

1019
00:54:16,280 --> 00:54:19,000
Speaker 1: pockets of downtown l A that are the most hipster ship,

1020
00:54:19,719 --> 00:54:22,040
Speaker 1: but there's more pockets that are ship holes. There's like

1021
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:26,239
Speaker 1: that three Black Crack. I thought you might have been

1022
00:54:26,239 --> 00:54:31,759
Speaker 1: talking about like nineteen five. Yeah, we're talking about like

1023
00:54:31,920 --> 00:54:34,360
Speaker 1: last Wednesday I picked and this is that there was

1024
00:54:34,440 --> 00:54:36,200
Speaker 1: the sun was still out and I was like, get

1025
00:54:36,239 --> 00:54:38,000
Speaker 1: the funk in the car, Let's get the funk out

1026
00:54:38,080 --> 00:54:43,000
Speaker 1: of here. I was on some Navy seal ship. You know,

1027
00:54:43,120 --> 00:54:47,080
Speaker 1: all the businesses stopped everything like it's like, you know,

1028
00:54:47,160 --> 00:54:49,759
Speaker 1: like Western, I gotta go back. What were you doing

1029
00:54:49,840 --> 00:54:54,239
Speaker 1: on a bus? What's going on another story tape? Yeah,

1030
00:54:55,719 --> 00:54:59,920
Speaker 1: I like this bus across the country from Arizona from Arizona.

1031
00:55:00,040 --> 00:55:03,160
Speaker 1: Guy so so so yeah, So you in order to

1032
00:55:03,239 --> 00:55:07,240
Speaker 1: have a good franchise, you gotta clean up little Rwanda.

1033
00:55:08,719 --> 00:55:12,040
Speaker 1: So that's your that's your start. Important. Not the quarterback, No, no,

1034
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:16,680
Speaker 1: you know they're gonna come to the game if you

1035
00:55:16,880 --> 00:55:19,399
Speaker 1: if you got that ship like that, you know they're

1036
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:22,320
Speaker 1: not coming. But I'm excited about who who is the quarterback?

1037
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:28,359
Speaker 1: For the guy they just Jared the rookie cal Yeah,

1038
00:55:28,480 --> 00:55:30,120
Speaker 1: Jared Goff And so what do you expect that of

1039
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:32,359
Speaker 1: him the first year? Because I'm all about my fantasy ship.

1040
00:55:32,760 --> 00:55:34,759
Speaker 1: I think he'll be better than anybody they've had in

1041
00:55:34,800 --> 00:55:38,360
Speaker 1: a while. They've got a great team, honestly, you know

1042
00:55:38,760 --> 00:55:42,000
Speaker 1: they did well last year, right, Well, well they're still

1043
00:55:42,040 --> 00:55:45,120
Speaker 1: in a division with the Seahawks and the Cardinals and

1044
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:47,200
Speaker 1: the forty Niners who now have Chip Kelly. It's like,

1045
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:50,120
Speaker 1: who knows where that fucking yeah, who knows where that

1046
00:55:50,200 --> 00:55:52,799
Speaker 1: division goes? Where's Kaepernick? They didn't get rid of him yet,

1047
00:55:52,920 --> 00:55:56,359
Speaker 1: he's still with forty Niners as of now. I like Cat,

1048
00:55:56,719 --> 00:55:59,640
Speaker 1: you like him? I like Cat. He's another guy. It's

1049
00:55:59,719 --> 00:56:03,440
Speaker 1: like once with Harbo left the ship, you know, everything

1050
00:56:03,520 --> 00:56:06,640
Speaker 1: fell apart, and obviously you know he he really went down.

1051
00:56:07,080 --> 00:56:10,120
Speaker 1: Quarterback is that's a thankless fucking job, man. I mean,

1052
00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:13,799
Speaker 1: that's like the only I feel like that's the only job. Wait,

1053
00:56:13,880 --> 00:56:16,040
Speaker 1: are you the one guy on the bandwagon that says

1054
00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:19,200
Speaker 1: NFL quarterbacks are not praised enough. No, no, not praised

1055
00:56:19,480 --> 00:56:21,480
Speaker 1: like you have like a couple of bad games, a

1056
00:56:21,520 --> 00:56:23,800
Speaker 1: bad season, and like you're like they fucking shipped you,

1057
00:56:24,080 --> 00:56:27,359
Speaker 1: like you're done. I mean, Kaepernick is with twenty four

1058
00:56:27,440 --> 00:56:29,680
Speaker 1: years old, he's a great athlete. He I don't care

1059
00:56:29,719 --> 00:56:32,120
Speaker 1: what happened. They went to the Super Bowl on his back.

1060
00:56:32,440 --> 00:56:34,320
Speaker 1: You could figure it out. He deserves a couple of

1061
00:56:34,400 --> 00:56:36,919
Speaker 1: more chances. If fucking if what's his name, if Jeff

1062
00:56:37,080 --> 00:56:41,760
Speaker 1: if if, if Mark Sanchez is somehow still in the NFL, Kaepernick,

1063
00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:43,440
Speaker 1: I'll let him rock for a few more seas. Here,

1064
00:56:43,840 --> 00:56:46,040
Speaker 1: I'll tell you. I'll give you a little ENTI scoop.

1065
00:56:46,040 --> 00:56:47,880
Speaker 1: I know somebody who works for the forty Niners, Chip

1066
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:56,520
Speaker 1: Kelly came in black. He would never listen to this

1067
00:56:56,640 --> 00:57:00,360
Speaker 1: podcast because just because, gee, he's a racist. Mother I

1068
00:57:00,400 --> 00:57:02,439
Speaker 1: have said that. I've said that time and time again.

1069
00:57:02,560 --> 00:57:07,799
Speaker 1: Chip Kelly is a racist. But yeah, he doesn't give

1070
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:11,160
Speaker 1: a ship. Here's the here's the thing about Kaepernick. He

1071
00:57:11,280 --> 00:57:14,400
Speaker 1: sits alone at the lunch table with his beats on.

1072
00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:17,960
Speaker 1: He literally has zero friends on the San Francisco Forta.

1073
00:57:18,080 --> 00:57:19,920
Speaker 1: He does he really, That's what I heard from an

1074
00:57:20,040 --> 00:57:24,720
Speaker 1: insider in the Fortnighters organization. Hip talks to him, and

1075
00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:28,000
Speaker 1: he doesn't talk to anybody. Chip Kelly's like he's half black.

1076
00:57:28,120 --> 00:57:32,000
Speaker 1: Don't funk with him. I don't care if you were adopted, Kaepernick.

1077
00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:34,400
Speaker 1: I'm I did a fucking background check on you. You're

1078
00:57:34,400 --> 00:57:37,720
Speaker 1: not fooling me. Assholes. Those are really your parents, trust me.

1079
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:41,040
Speaker 1: And they signed Riley Cooper and it's all good. Yeah

1080
00:57:41,200 --> 00:57:43,960
Speaker 1: did they sign him? No? No, thank you. Can you

1081
00:57:44,040 --> 00:57:50,280
Speaker 1: imagine he like brings him with him. This is a

1082
00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:53,760
Speaker 1: real man, Ry Cooper. I don't know. I just I

1083
00:57:53,840 --> 00:58:01,000
Speaker 1: just feel like, see, Okay, then I'm good with giving

1084
00:58:01,040 --> 00:58:03,360
Speaker 1: Capernick a starting job for at least two more seasons.

1085
00:58:03,440 --> 00:58:05,440
Speaker 1: I'm fine with it. I think he'll start, He'll start out.

1086
00:58:05,480 --> 00:58:08,560
Speaker 1: We should be. He should start. Don't anybody else who else?

1087
00:58:09,040 --> 00:58:12,200
Speaker 1: He's perfect gabberf hold on, perfect for a Chip Kelly

1088
00:58:12,280 --> 00:58:16,880
Speaker 1: offense though in theory. But cap yeah, and athletic guy

1089
00:58:16,960 --> 00:58:18,920
Speaker 1: who could run. I want to see him options. I

1090
00:58:18,960 --> 00:58:23,040
Speaker 1: want to see him do with like Hawaiians instead of Hawaiians.

1091
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:26,600
Speaker 1: You know what I mean that you don't? Are we am? I?

1092
00:58:26,880 --> 00:58:31,800
Speaker 1: Come on you, motherfucker's that's the thing that white people do. Gee,

1093
00:58:31,880 --> 00:58:35,160
Speaker 1: you are aware of this, right? Let me somebody. I'm

1094
00:58:35,160 --> 00:58:38,200
Speaker 1: gonna tell you I was never heard that I was

1095
00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:40,000
Speaker 1: doing it as a joke, but I'm gonna let how

1096
00:58:40,040 --> 00:58:43,400
Speaker 1: do you guys, I've heard of the Canadians Hawaiian this

1097
00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:51,640
Speaker 1: bar Adiens. You know they're talking about black people. Yeah, Hawaiians, Canadians,

1098
00:58:51,640 --> 00:58:55,000
Speaker 1: white people say like white people they trying to So

1099
00:58:55,080 --> 00:59:00,400
Speaker 1: if you hear him Canadians here telling us, yeah, yeah,

1100
00:59:02,920 --> 00:59:08,000
Speaker 1: don't say they'll call black people Canadians. Yeah. No, but

1101
00:59:08,320 --> 00:59:10,360
Speaker 1: it's something because then they get out, then they can

1102
00:59:10,440 --> 00:59:12,240
Speaker 1: say that, do you know that? Then they can say

1103
00:59:12,280 --> 00:59:17,880
Speaker 1: in front of yeah, because I've never I've never been

1104
00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:19,920
Speaker 1: smart enough. I'll just like, oh my god, there's a

1105
00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:21,680
Speaker 1: lot of black people in there, Like and I turned

1106
00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:25,880
Speaker 1: and walked that medialy. That's crazy, I yeah, but that's

1107
00:59:25,920 --> 00:59:30,840
Speaker 1: what did it just get? Really? Damn? I didn't heard

1108
00:59:30,920 --> 00:59:32,560
Speaker 1: I heard that ship for the first time in college.

1109
00:59:32,560 --> 00:59:34,160
Speaker 1: I went to school in St. Louis and somebody's a

1110
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:36,680
Speaker 1: lot of Canadians in this bar, and I'm like, why

1111
00:59:36,720 --> 00:59:39,520
Speaker 1: is anybody from down you know North that before Chip

1112
00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:42,720
Speaker 1: Kelly started, he started to put out a draft aboard.

1113
00:59:42,800 --> 00:59:46,520
Speaker 1: He was like, don't yeah, what kind of team does

1114
00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:51,560
Speaker 1: he want? Yeah? Wow, I had some new that's some

1115
00:59:51,680 --> 00:59:56,480
Speaker 1: new wave high tech ships with Yeah. Well you know,

1116
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:59,960
Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm I'm almost getting ready for for fantasy football.

1117
01:00:00,400 --> 01:00:03,600
Speaker 1: You you guys are heavy into fantasy Gotta take him down,

1118
01:00:04,680 --> 01:00:07,800
Speaker 1: Gotta take Flunkey flunky. Gotta take him down this year,

1119
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:10,640
Speaker 1: gotta gotta get him. And when did you finish last year?

1120
01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:15,320
Speaker 1: I finished last year, man, I can't remember where I finished,

1121
01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:18,360
Speaker 1: but I I remember this. I made a five thousand

1122
01:00:18,440 --> 01:00:22,680
Speaker 1: dollar bet for charity. I know, damn. It was so

1123
01:00:23,280 --> 01:00:25,520
Speaker 1: so reckless. I was like, I was just I was

1124
01:00:25,600 --> 01:00:28,040
Speaker 1: feeling myself. But I made a five thousand dollar bet

1125
01:00:28,720 --> 01:00:31,600
Speaker 1: that I would my team during the regular season would

1126
01:00:31,640 --> 01:00:36,400
Speaker 1: outscore the quote unquote face of fantasy football, Matt Berry,

1127
01:00:37,080 --> 01:00:40,000
Speaker 1: Like she called Matthew Berry, but I call him Matt Berry.

1128
01:00:41,320 --> 01:00:43,200
Speaker 1: He's kind of if you're gonna say fun Matthew Berry,

1129
01:00:43,240 --> 01:00:46,919
Speaker 1: say fuck Matt Berry because right there there he's wising

1130
01:00:47,040 --> 01:00:49,640
Speaker 1: to call on our show at Cheddar Dick Cheddar, Dick

1131
01:00:50,000 --> 01:00:54,000
Speaker 1: Cheddar Dick. So, So, anyway, my team beat him in

1132
01:00:54,080 --> 01:00:56,360
Speaker 1: the regular season. And then and then a guy named

1133
01:00:56,360 --> 01:00:59,720
Speaker 1: Steve Randano um one. I I think I came in

1134
01:01:00,040 --> 01:01:03,280
Speaker 1: third third. I think it was either made five dollars

1135
01:01:03,320 --> 01:01:07,800
Speaker 1: you made I won the bet. It was glorious. It

1136
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:09,960
Speaker 1: was glory and it was it was He had to

1137
01:01:10,040 --> 01:01:13,040
Speaker 1: donate it to the Howard Stern you know, Dog and

1138
01:01:13,160 --> 01:01:15,560
Speaker 1: Cat Charity or whatever. Was it was good. It's good,

1139
01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:17,280
Speaker 1: it's good. And I and what I did to funk

1140
01:01:17,280 --> 01:01:19,600
Speaker 1: with the moors. I after after he did his five

1141
01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:22,080
Speaker 1: thousand and it cleared, I donated like a hundred and

1142
01:01:22,120 --> 01:01:28,000
Speaker 1: twenty seven bucks just so like, well I hear, I'll

1143
01:01:28,040 --> 01:01:30,600
Speaker 1: give you, I'll give you the fan my my fantasy update,

1144
01:01:30,800 --> 01:01:33,680
Speaker 1: Eli Manning NFL m v P this year with O'Dell

1145
01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:39,400
Speaker 1: and the new receiver and Victor Crews coming back. Alright, alright, hey,

1146
01:01:39,640 --> 01:01:43,640
Speaker 1: here's the deal. Here's the deal. Fucking Rappaport likes to

1147
01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:46,280
Speaker 1: make five. I'll take bets out on your way out.

1148
01:01:46,760 --> 01:01:48,760
Speaker 1: You can bet against and he's gonna win m v P.

1149
01:01:49,440 --> 01:01:51,760
Speaker 1: You mean Fantasy MVA No, yeah, no, that he will

1150
01:01:51,840 --> 01:01:56,480
Speaker 1: win the NFL MVP, the NFL MVP, right, I believe

1151
01:01:56,520 --> 01:02:00,600
Speaker 1: that I'm taking right, yes, exactly, lie, no, no, no,

1152
01:02:01,720 --> 01:02:07,560
Speaker 1: it's it's because of Odell and Victor Cruz. So do

1153
01:02:07,600 --> 01:02:09,720
Speaker 1: you expect them to win? Like do you expect that

1154
01:02:09,960 --> 01:02:11,560
Speaker 1: like in them to the Giants to be really good

1155
01:02:11,600 --> 01:02:14,080
Speaker 1: this year? I expect them to be. I mean, hold on,

1156
01:02:14,120 --> 01:02:18,760
Speaker 1: hold on, are you saying Odell you a fantasy pick?

1157
01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:20,560
Speaker 1: Right now? You have a fantasy pick. You get the

1158
01:02:20,600 --> 01:02:23,320
Speaker 1: first pick in your fantasy draft today based on what

1159
01:02:23,480 --> 01:02:26,360
Speaker 1: you know injuries teams? Who do you pick? Odell Black Jesus?

1160
01:02:26,520 --> 01:02:29,680
Speaker 1: Who do who do you pick? Tom Brady? Tom Brady?

1161
01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:34,320
Speaker 1: He's suspending four games. That's my first game. I forget

1162
01:02:34,360 --> 01:02:40,120
Speaker 1: about that host of a sports show suspending for the

1163
01:02:40,200 --> 01:02:46,040
Speaker 1: first part. He's a bill fail in that ship. Who

1164
01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:51,520
Speaker 1: who Odell Black Jesus. Yeah, Odell Black Jesus, Yeah, O

1165
01:02:51,720 --> 01:02:54,919
Speaker 1: b j Odell Black Jesus. All right, all right, I'll

1166
01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:57,919
Speaker 1: give you that. Who one guy is that? Your guy?

1167
01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:01,080
Speaker 1: Are you with me? Because I believe he's gonna win

1168
01:03:01,520 --> 01:03:03,360
Speaker 1: the m v P. You don't think he's gonna win

1169
01:03:03,440 --> 01:03:08,800
Speaker 1: the MVP. He's saying Eli. I'm saying ELI only because

1170
01:03:08,880 --> 01:03:10,959
Speaker 1: Odell is gonna be so good. And then he's gonna

1171
01:03:10,960 --> 01:03:12,800
Speaker 1: throw a couple of Cruise. Ain't gonna throw a couple

1172
01:03:12,800 --> 01:03:14,440
Speaker 1: of the other guys. I would love to see Crews

1173
01:03:14,480 --> 01:03:16,080
Speaker 1: come back and do his thing. He's gonna do this thing,

1174
01:03:16,720 --> 01:03:19,040
Speaker 1: A couple of Sausas, take the double team away from

1175
01:03:19,040 --> 01:03:22,280
Speaker 1: Black Jesus man. And then next thing you know, you

1176
01:03:22,320 --> 01:03:25,640
Speaker 1: said they have another receiver. I don't know, Yeah, you

1177
01:03:26,200 --> 01:03:30,000
Speaker 1: Black Jesus. Then die his hand hold black Jesus ship.

1178
01:03:30,120 --> 01:03:33,560
Speaker 1: I don't know about that stuff. Look at these guys

1179
01:03:33,760 --> 01:03:40,760
Speaker 1: going all PC hipster, fucking hell, fucking no, I don't

1180
01:03:40,760 --> 01:03:43,080
Speaker 1: know who I would pick you? You? You? You would do?

1181
01:03:43,360 --> 01:03:47,959
Speaker 1: Tom Brady well, now that he's suspended, Yeah, he's gonna

1182
01:03:48,080 --> 01:03:49,720
Speaker 1: at getting out of this one. He's not doing that.

1183
01:03:49,800 --> 01:03:52,200
Speaker 1: Who do you b on this one? You know he's

1184
01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:55,200
Speaker 1: got a cookbook out to I know, how much money

1185
01:03:55,240 --> 01:03:59,000
Speaker 1: do you needs? What I said, day Tom Brady a cookbook?

1186
01:03:59,160 --> 01:04:01,600
Speaker 1: Is he promoting it? Yeah? It already sold out two

1187
01:04:01,640 --> 01:04:04,640
Speaker 1: hund a pop. He's got a fucking cook It's not

1188
01:04:04,720 --> 01:04:08,720
Speaker 1: a cookbook. Some nutritional that he sells avocado ice cream?

1189
01:04:08,760 --> 01:04:11,360
Speaker 1: Who wants to Who wants to eat that? And he

1190
01:04:11,560 --> 01:04:13,720
Speaker 1: was like, he was like me and my wife would

1191
01:04:13,720 --> 01:04:18,840
Speaker 1: go through wife, you're cheating, motherfucker. How are you going

1192
01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:23,640
Speaker 1: to problem the stress of like being suspended? Not suspended, guys,

1193
01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:25,880
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wrap this. We're gonna wrap this whole thing up.

1194
01:04:25,920 --> 01:04:29,960
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, guys, we're all wrapping up. But uh, before

1195
01:04:30,080 --> 01:04:32,000
Speaker 1: we go, before we wrap this thing up, I just

1196
01:04:32,080 --> 01:04:33,680
Speaker 1: want to say a big thank you to the Hollywood

1197
01:04:33,680 --> 01:04:40,200
Speaker 1: improv having did everybody get their drinks for a live podcast,

1198
01:04:40,880 --> 01:04:46,840
Speaker 1: the first ever crossover live podcast of Too Great Podcasts.

1199
01:04:47,600 --> 01:04:51,040
Speaker 1: Now as a comment as a comedian, I love the

1200
01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:54,360
Speaker 1: Hollywood Improv. And I know, I just heard this recently

1201
01:04:54,840 --> 01:04:59,600
Speaker 1: that you actually, Michael, have a history with the Hollywood Improv.

1202
01:05:00,040 --> 01:05:01,680
Speaker 1: Let's just wrap it up on like a Holly. Just

1203
01:05:01,720 --> 01:05:04,200
Speaker 1: give us like a Hollywood Improv tale, tell us your background,

1204
01:05:04,240 --> 01:05:06,360
Speaker 1: and then just lay one on us. I used to

1205
01:05:06,480 --> 01:05:10,640
Speaker 1: come out of here and visit my sister three July

1206
01:05:12,400 --> 01:05:14,800
Speaker 1: at the Hollywood Improv. Some some of the people that

1207
01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:16,800
Speaker 1: that I used to come see a still work here

1208
01:05:16,840 --> 01:05:19,200
Speaker 1: at the Improv. And I had, I mean, the first

1209
01:05:19,240 --> 01:05:21,040
Speaker 1: person I ever saw on a stage. I didn't even

1210
01:05:21,040 --> 01:05:22,240
Speaker 1: know what it was. My sisters like, we're going to

1211
01:05:22,280 --> 01:05:24,320
Speaker 1: comic club. We're going to comic club. And I walked

1212
01:05:24,360 --> 01:05:26,320
Speaker 1: on the stage. I walked into the back room, which

1213
01:05:26,360 --> 01:05:28,480
Speaker 1: was this this this place didn't exist. This was like

1214
01:05:28,520 --> 01:05:31,680
Speaker 1: a part of a parking lot um and and I

1215
01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:34,880
Speaker 1: remember seeing Keenan Ivory Waynes and and I mean on

1216
01:05:35,040 --> 01:05:38,760
Speaker 1: the stage. And I see every single comedian in their prime,

1217
01:05:39,240 --> 01:05:42,840
Speaker 1: from from Robby Williams to Jay Leno to Jerry Seinfeld

1218
01:05:43,240 --> 01:05:49,080
Speaker 1: to I mean later on Carrot Top Rodney Dangerfield Carrot Top,

1219
01:05:49,560 --> 01:05:51,760
Speaker 1: we we saw. But when he was when he was like,

1220
01:05:51,880 --> 01:05:55,040
Speaker 1: you know, a young guy, all priest, steroids before all

1221
01:05:55,120 --> 01:05:57,280
Speaker 1: of that. But he's his hair wasn't even red yet.

1222
01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:00,840
Speaker 1: But but I'll tell you this story in the In

1223
01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:03,840
Speaker 1: the New Year's Eve of nineteen eighty three, I was

1224
01:06:03,920 --> 01:06:06,000
Speaker 1: out here. I had a white leather jacket because in

1225
01:06:06,080 --> 01:06:08,280
Speaker 1: my mind, I was gonna white leather jacket with no shirt.

1226
01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:10,680
Speaker 1: You gotta imagine a thirteen year old. This is Eddie

1227
01:06:10,760 --> 01:06:16,600
Speaker 1: Murphy times, the guy who was criticizing Russell outfits. I

1228
01:06:16,640 --> 01:06:25,520
Speaker 1: said he was crazy years old. This yeah, and and

1229
01:06:25,640 --> 01:06:28,240
Speaker 1: also and also naked. I had an agenda. I was

1230
01:06:28,280 --> 01:06:30,160
Speaker 1: gonna be the next Eddie Murphy. I was thirteen. I

1231
01:06:30,200 --> 01:06:34,960
Speaker 1: haven't excused. This is a grown fucking man. Um But

1232
01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:37,200
Speaker 1: but that But that New Year's Eve, a woman, a

1233
01:06:37,360 --> 01:06:42,439
Speaker 1: beautiful woman, asked me to come home with her first.

1234
01:06:42,440 --> 01:06:44,240
Speaker 1: And I was like, I said, yo, I'm i'm, I'm,

1235
01:06:44,280 --> 01:06:45,760
Speaker 1: I'm I'm like. I was like that. I was like,

1236
01:06:45,840 --> 01:06:47,880
Speaker 1: I'm a mom, and she was like, yo, I wanted

1237
01:06:47,960 --> 01:06:54,280
Speaker 1: I want to jacket bro zip ship up. I would

1238
01:06:54,360 --> 01:06:57,200
Speaker 1: remember that dad outfit I had a gold medalny because

1239
01:06:57,240 --> 01:06:59,320
Speaker 1: I was like Eddie Murphy delirious. But I mean we

1240
01:06:59,440 --> 01:07:02,800
Speaker 1: we saw how many comedians in here, Eddie Murphy, Uh,

1241
01:07:03,160 --> 01:07:07,439
Speaker 1: Ship Chappelle, Uh, Bruce Willis was in here. When Bruce

1242
01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:10,960
Speaker 1: Willis was that dude. We saw the great Pearl Washington

1243
01:07:11,080 --> 01:07:14,640
Speaker 1: out front, cool Jay, everybody. I was just it was

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Speaker 1: like a kid in a candy store. And you know,

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Speaker 1: being here through all those years, it influenced the ship

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Speaker 1: at me. And Jay Leno told me when I first

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Speaker 1: started acting, he said to me, and this is this him,

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Speaker 1: this is that squeaky voice. He's got the most fucked

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Speaker 1: up voice and fucked up accent. He said, you're not

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Speaker 1: gonna you know, you're not gonna get anywhere in this

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Speaker 1: business if you don't lose that accent coming from this

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Speaker 1: fucking guy. And you know, and I remember seeing that

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Speaker 1: like accent. Yeah, he said to me, you need to

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Speaker 1: lose that accent. And I'm like, what are you talking about?

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Speaker 1: Look at your face? You know what to be up

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Speaker 1: here doing this, uh, you know, is a pleasure. And

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Speaker 1: you know, we have a lot of history, a lot

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Speaker 1: of you know, years up here, and we truly appreciate

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Speaker 1: as I know you guys do it. You can do

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Speaker 1: it for the fans. So for you guys to come out,

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Speaker 1: I hope you enjoyed yourself. The drink. That one round

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Speaker 1: of drink is definitely on me. And you know, I

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Speaker 1: guess wait, hold on, let me say one more thing

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Speaker 1: before we go. You know we we're we're so excited

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Speaker 1: as the Dry Sports Podcast to be here and share

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Speaker 1: it with you guys. Most of the people in here

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Speaker 1: in the room don't know who dent Head, Andy Ruther

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Speaker 1: is or Joey No Chill pray it is. You're you

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Speaker 1: have a history of the improv. When do we get

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Speaker 1: just Michael Rapport taking the mainstage doing doing some fucking joke,

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Speaker 1: doing a rant on stam Man Gonday, I would do it.

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Speaker 1: I might have. I'm thinking about, yeah, what if you

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Speaker 1: got topic? What if what if Yell took amaze? I

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Speaker 1: gotta get a topic. I gotta get a topic. You cool?

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Speaker 1: Oh don't? Beckham? Jesus Christ, you cook sucker, you mustache

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Speaker 1: wearing momfucker. That's why Danny Yellow Yeah, thanks a lot, guys,

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Speaker 1: Have a good night, have a good on. No