1 00:00:01,400 --> 00:00:03,559 Speaker 1: Coming up at the top of the hour, right about 2 00:00:03,560 --> 00:00:06,280 Speaker 1: four minutes after. It's my Strawberry letter forward today and 3 00:00:06,360 --> 00:00:12,120 Speaker 1: the subject is is he really a loser? Well, we'll 4 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:14,920 Speaker 1: find out. We don't know right now, but we'll find out. 5 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:18,239 Speaker 1: And just a few right now, Junior is in for 6 00:00:18,360 --> 00:00:22,000 Speaker 1: the nephew who is on vacation with today's prank phone call. 7 00:00:22,400 --> 00:00:27,080 Speaker 1: Good morning, Junior. Yeah, yeah, it's late today everything, but 8 00:00:27,240 --> 00:00:28,960 Speaker 1: let's don't get to the prank. I don't want to 9 00:00:29,000 --> 00:00:32,600 Speaker 1: talk about it. But it is today's prey is lunch 10 00:00:32,800 --> 00:00:36,360 Speaker 1: time date, lunch time date. I don't know what's about 11 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:42,080 Speaker 1: for the here right now though, Okay read Akain. Hello, Hey, 12 00:00:42,080 --> 00:00:44,959 Speaker 1: I'm trying to speak to uh, speak to Alan. It 13 00:00:45,000 --> 00:00:47,280 Speaker 1: is Alan. Who's this? Hey? Alan? Yo? This Derek Man. 14 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:51,479 Speaker 1: Check us out, bro. You are Rachel's Rachel's husband, right yeah, 15 00:00:51,280 --> 00:00:54,280 Speaker 1: yeah summer wrong No no, no, no, no no no. 16 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:56,080 Speaker 1: I work like I said this, Derek. Now, I work 17 00:00:56,120 --> 00:00:59,280 Speaker 1: with your wife Rachel. Right you you you are supervisor? 18 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:01,520 Speaker 1: Something mean, you just just about work something. I mean. 19 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:03,200 Speaker 1: She's doing a good job and everything she ain't better. 20 00:01:03,440 --> 00:01:05,080 Speaker 1: Oh no no, no, everything is straight. Man, ain't nothing 21 00:01:05,080 --> 00:01:06,680 Speaker 1: wrong with the job. Everything is cool with the job. 22 00:01:06,959 --> 00:01:10,040 Speaker 1: This this right here, man is like what I know 23 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:11,920 Speaker 1: this man, And it's you know, it just seems like 24 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:15,360 Speaker 1: every single day, you know, while she's on her lunch break, 25 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,880 Speaker 1: it seems like, you know, you would call and and 26 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:21,720 Speaker 1: and uh and then blocked up the whole hour of 27 00:01:21,840 --> 00:01:24,399 Speaker 1: her lunch break. And actually, you know, just be real, man, 28 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:26,080 Speaker 1: I'm just trying to come correct with you. It just 29 00:01:26,080 --> 00:01:28,000 Speaker 1: seemed like you just cut in on all the time 30 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:31,200 Speaker 1: that I have that I had with her. What w 31 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:33,080 Speaker 1: whoa wa, whoa whoa hold hold hold up on me, 32 00:01:33,160 --> 00:01:36,080 Speaker 1: hold up, hold up, bro, wait you what are you 33 00:01:36,120 --> 00:01:39,480 Speaker 1: doing at lunch with my lady? Sons? Like I said, 34 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,200 Speaker 1: you know, we're just we're just spending time, you know, 35 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:43,800 Speaker 1: doing lunch time. But it just seems so rude. You 36 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:47,440 Speaker 1: know that rude? Rude you you okay? First of all, 37 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:49,800 Speaker 1: that's my lady, Okay, I can call her whenever the 38 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:52,240 Speaker 1: I feel like calling that. That's I pay for them 39 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:56,400 Speaker 1: phone bill bought that iPhone five I could get and whenever, please, 40 00:01:56,440 --> 00:02:00,560 Speaker 1: all right. Secondly, you ain't got no business being with 41 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:03,400 Speaker 1: a married woman alone at lunch. This ain't no date. 42 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:05,760 Speaker 1: You're supposed to be at work. No, we are at work. 43 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:08,000 Speaker 1: We call we like I'm saying, we call workers. You know, 44 00:02:08,800 --> 00:02:10,679 Speaker 1: it just seemed like half the whole time I was 45 00:02:10,720 --> 00:02:12,560 Speaker 1: sitting in front of her. You know, we're supposed to be 46 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:14,400 Speaker 1: be having luss together and she's talking to you the 47 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:17,840 Speaker 1: whole UK What's what's your name? Be? Getting Derek there? 48 00:02:17,960 --> 00:02:19,840 Speaker 1: All right? Derek? You work at the same building up? Okay? 49 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,839 Speaker 1: You you would work right now? Huh yeah? I mean yeah, 50 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:23,400 Speaker 1: I'm at the job and you'll working in the same 51 00:02:23,480 --> 00:02:25,200 Speaker 1: Flocuse I can findn't come and see you. You You kimes 52 00:02:25,200 --> 00:02:29,560 Speaker 1: about to jump off way way different for you straight up? Okay, 53 00:02:29,560 --> 00:02:31,440 Speaker 1: So len let me ask you something, man, what is 54 00:02:31,440 --> 00:02:34,600 Speaker 1: the big deal understrying? Okay? You look like you don't 55 00:02:34,600 --> 00:02:36,320 Speaker 1: see her. You look like you don't see her when 56 00:02:36,360 --> 00:02:39,160 Speaker 1: she gets home, you know, So why is this so 57 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:42,480 Speaker 1: important that you waste the whole hour of lush and 58 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:46,080 Speaker 1: holding up and a wasting at I'm talking to my lady. Okay, 59 00:02:46,160 --> 00:02:48,320 Speaker 1: you understand that. Why don't you go out and get 60 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:50,920 Speaker 1: and then you ain't got to worry about sitting up 61 00:02:50,919 --> 00:02:53,840 Speaker 1: in front of me. Lady, that's my wife. I walked 62 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,240 Speaker 1: down the hole with that. We got kids, we got 63 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:58,359 Speaker 1: a house we take here to He helped me hold 64 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:02,200 Speaker 1: it down. And this you you you ain't you know 65 00:03:02,720 --> 00:03:05,800 Speaker 1: it's like you you don't ever want to come in 66 00:03:05,800 --> 00:03:08,359 Speaker 1: and do but they got always want to come into 67 00:03:08,720 --> 00:03:11,080 Speaker 1: somebody else wife, And why why don't you do this? 68 00:03:11,440 --> 00:03:14,000 Speaker 1: Take take this advice and see what it works to 69 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:18,399 Speaker 1: have it works for you. Go to club, church, library, 70 00:03:18,400 --> 00:03:22,680 Speaker 1: grocery stole, wherever. Find your jack, and you get you 71 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:25,919 Speaker 1: a chick. You gave her for a minute, You called 72 00:03:25,919 --> 00:03:28,239 Speaker 1: her for a minute, You romance uff for me. And 73 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:29,960 Speaker 1: that's what real men do You know what I'm saying, 74 00:03:29,960 --> 00:03:32,640 Speaker 1: That's what I did. That's how I got my my Rachel. 75 00:03:33,440 --> 00:03:35,880 Speaker 1: That's the that's my heart. You're trying to sit up 76 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:38,760 Speaker 1: there in front of lunch with us every day for 77 00:03:38,840 --> 00:03:42,240 Speaker 1: the past year. I'll tell you what, bro, it may 78 00:03:42,240 --> 00:03:44,800 Speaker 1: not be today, it may may be tomorrow, but soon 79 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:47,520 Speaker 1: soon you're gonna see me me. You're gonna have none 80 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:50,040 Speaker 1: of this phone conversation, just gonna be a face to 81 00:03:50,080 --> 00:03:54,360 Speaker 1: face through all I'm saying, man, I ain't trying to 82 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:58,320 Speaker 1: come between y'all at all. All I'm done, Okay, Like 83 00:03:58,360 --> 00:04:00,440 Speaker 1: I'm saying, I'm not trying to comment tween y'all. I'm 84 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:02,640 Speaker 1: just saying, it's every day you call it. Man, What 85 00:04:02,760 --> 00:04:07,440 Speaker 1: do you want life to post to talk to every day? 86 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:10,440 Speaker 1: That's what a really dude. You don't know about that 87 00:04:10,480 --> 00:04:13,240 Speaker 1: because you were You ain't no real all you know 88 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:16,160 Speaker 1: about it trying to high that some treat. You don't 89 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:18,000 Speaker 1: know what it is to put it in work like 90 00:04:18,040 --> 00:04:20,560 Speaker 1: a real man, dude, to actually hold down a home, 91 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:24,200 Speaker 1: pay the bills, everything, the family, the kids in, fixing 92 00:04:24,240 --> 00:04:27,520 Speaker 1: the yards and fences. And you don't know nothing about that. 93 00:04:27,680 --> 00:04:30,040 Speaker 1: All you know about it. You know, wife can't even 94 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:33,400 Speaker 1: go to work. But I like you trying to step 95 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:36,040 Speaker 1: ahead and don't mean no guy, because but it's okay. 96 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:39,040 Speaker 1: Like I promise you, I'm gonna be there. You're gonna 97 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:41,000 Speaker 1: see me, and I'm gonna see you. You know, I'll 98 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,600 Speaker 1: tell you what this house is gonna go. It may 99 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:45,240 Speaker 1: not be the night, but it's definitely not gonna go 100 00:04:45,279 --> 00:04:48,320 Speaker 1: past tomorrow. Between now and then, you're gonna see me 101 00:04:48,360 --> 00:04:52,240 Speaker 1: and I'm gonna see you, and I can. What's what's 102 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:56,599 Speaker 1: your se I would come see you by tomorrow? Son? 103 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:00,320 Speaker 1: You mean you Derek? That's your name right, Derek? My 104 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:04,760 Speaker 1: name my name is there. Yeah, you don't always want 105 00:05:04,760 --> 00:05:07,360 Speaker 1: to people smiling face in my wife's face. I'm gonna 106 00:05:07,400 --> 00:05:10,039 Speaker 1: deal Rachel when I see it. He can. Please believe that. 107 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:12,920 Speaker 1: Please believe that talked to her about a little friend 108 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:16,360 Speaker 1: at lunch and like the hell getting my nub anyway. 109 00:05:16,480 --> 00:05:18,440 Speaker 1: But I got still know how to rate your phone. 110 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:23,040 Speaker 1: But that's besides the phone. Phone, y'all ain't that cool? 111 00:05:23,080 --> 00:05:24,840 Speaker 1: I don't think. I ain't never heard of no dance 112 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:27,000 Speaker 1: before the day. And what's sudden you calling me talking 113 00:05:27,040 --> 00:05:29,080 Speaker 1: about you was at lunch every day with wife and 114 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:32,880 Speaker 1: you know I don't it's it's a friendly runch date. 115 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,560 Speaker 1: Just word it. Really, I don't know. I don't knowize 116 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:37,640 Speaker 1: you how you just do friendly? I know about all that. 117 00:05:38,080 --> 00:05:41,360 Speaker 1: You ain't fuelling me. You got know like you who 118 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:45,320 Speaker 1: pray on very women all the time because they like you. 119 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:48,839 Speaker 1: But that's like I said, it's gonna change from my shoes, 120 00:05:48,880 --> 00:05:51,000 Speaker 1: okay does Here's here's what you don't know. What you 121 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:53,840 Speaker 1: all know is is tell me, Temmy be pushing off 122 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:59,839 Speaker 1: on the more than me, Tommy. Tommy is always pushing 123 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:02,919 Speaker 1: for her. Tommy one, you need to be worried about 124 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:08,560 Speaker 1: you Tommy. Who who Tommy dog dog dog nephew Tommy. Man, 125 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:11,880 Speaker 1: check this out. This is nephew Tommy from the Steve 126 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:15,480 Speaker 1: Harvey Morning Show. Your wife Rachel got me to prank 127 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:26,920 Speaker 1: phone call. You believe y'all did this me? Matey, I 128 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:35,200 Speaker 1: shouldn't come down to May I am now well you know, 129 00:06:35,200 --> 00:06:37,240 Speaker 1: and I think I'm burn that building down. You don't 130 00:06:37,240 --> 00:06:42,520 Speaker 1: even know I Tommy, is this my prediction? Somebody gonnack 131 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:46,480 Speaker 1: you up? For real? Y'all? You just played too, But 132 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:49,400 Speaker 1: may y'all trip it? Hey man, check it out. You 133 00:06:49,400 --> 00:06:52,200 Speaker 1: gotta tell me this man, what is the baddest radio 134 00:06:52,440 --> 00:06:55,479 Speaker 1: show in the lane? Only the Steve Harvey Morning Show? Man? 135 00:06:55,600 --> 00:07:04,200 Speaker 1: Of course? All right, now that's it. That's all you got. No, no, no, no, 136 00:07:04,320 --> 00:07:06,440 Speaker 1: you're not great all of that. Yeah, you gotta do 137 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:12,240 Speaker 1: crazy and worship. So yeah, crazing worship here. You let 138 00:07:12,280 --> 00:07:19,360 Speaker 1: me get into it. Huh. Yeah, you're the king of pranks. Yeah, 139 00:07:20,920 --> 00:07:25,920 Speaker 1: your best that ever did it? Yeah, you're wonderful. I 140 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,880 Speaker 1: like how he keeps saying hun though he keeps saying 141 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:31,480 Speaker 1: it over and over like we heard the first time, 142 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:39,720 Speaker 1: just keep saying what you're the best man. I'm stupid man. 143 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:45,800 Speaker 1: I'm real man, I'm with you. Huh go right back 144 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:52,160 Speaker 1: to these huh stupid all of that. Uh okay, you 145 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:56,200 Speaker 1: sound like a K record. You think that's him? Well, 146 00:07:56,880 --> 00:08:00,280 Speaker 1: since he's not here. Yeah, I would like to make 147 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:03,320 Speaker 1: a partial compliment that the pranks are a big part 148 00:08:03,360 --> 00:08:05,960 Speaker 1: of this show and it probably does this better than 149 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:12,560 Speaker 1: anybody I've ever seen doing ever. But after that, the worship, 150 00:08:12,640 --> 00:08:16,920 Speaker 1: the self worship, it's really bothers up to me, and 151 00:08:16,960 --> 00:08:19,280 Speaker 1: I really think that we should have I do some 152 00:08:19,400 --> 00:08:22,120 Speaker 1: type of interviation. So this is what I'd like to 153 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:24,320 Speaker 1: do on his next time when he comes back at 154 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:30,080 Speaker 1: this vacation. Next time he do pranks, turns mic off 155 00:08:31,200 --> 00:08:35,479 Speaker 1: and just let's saying, Junior talk about poets or anything, 156 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:40,840 Speaker 1: but leave him on disease, but turn his mic off 157 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:44,440 Speaker 1: to drive him crazy. And then the whole time he talked, 158 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:47,360 Speaker 1: we're talking over top of him about sports. So you 159 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:52,160 Speaker 1: mean this, you mean you mean this? H Okay, hey ah, 160 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:55,200 Speaker 1: that's just done. All that is just him talking to 161 00:08:57,520 --> 00:09:00,920 Speaker 1: like that's a plan. I can't wait. No, let's just 162 00:09:00,960 --> 00:09:04,480 Speaker 1: try let's just try it. That's gonna drive him nuts. 163 00:09:04,559 --> 00:09:08,200 Speaker 1: It is all right, Thank you, Jr. Coming up next 164 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:11,480 Speaker 1: to Strawberry Letter for today. The subject is is he 165 00:09:11,720 --> 00:09:14,720 Speaker 1: really a loser? We'll get into it right after this. 166 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:18,040 Speaker 1: You're listening to The Steve Harvey Morning Show.