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Speaker 2: January fourteenth, twenty fourteenth, Comedy Central's Worldviews headquarters in New York.
Speaker 2: This is the Daily Show with John Steward Joe Store.
Speaker 3: We have made a show for you tonight by hand
Speaker 3: our guest tonight from the lifetime show Under the Gun,
Speaker 3: one of our favorites, mister tim Gun, is going to
Speaker 3: be joining us.
Speaker 1: What at.
Speaker 3: First like a car unable to move forward on its
Speaker 3: way to Fort Lee, New Jersey. We as a nation
Speaker 3: remains buck in the news traffic jam.
Speaker 1: That is Christopher Christie.
Speaker 4: New evidence that will be coming out today on what
Speaker 4: many people are now calling Bridgegate.
Speaker 5: Can the New Jersey governor recover from the Bridgegate scandal?
Speaker 6: Chris Christie?
Speaker 1: Bridgegate probe? Bridge bridge Gate? First of all, Bridgegate?
Speaker 6: Come on, does every scandal have to.
Speaker 1: Get a gate?
Speaker 3: Watergate was a completely different animal. It was a petty
Speaker 3: crime of political intrigue by an incumbent already cruising to
Speaker 3: an easy re election victory. Was an unforced error where
Speaker 3: the cover up was actually more damage. I mean, this
Speaker 3: is no water This is about a.
Speaker 2: But the point.
Speaker 3: Now that we're looking at Chris Christie, the hunt for
Speaker 3: Christy scandals is on. There is blood in the water
Speaker 3: in New Jersey, but this time it's not coming out
Speaker 3: of used syringes or.
Speaker 1: Discarded teamsters.
Speaker 7: Jersey City Mayor Steve Pullup, a Democrat, considered endorsing Christy
Speaker 7: for reelection last year, but then declined to do so
Speaker 7: on July eighteenth. Over the next two days, Christy appointees
Speaker 7: canceled upcoming meetings with him.
Speaker 6: Bullip tried to reschedule, but was ignored. He believes it
Speaker 6: was payback.
Speaker 3: Ooh, I had a scheduled meeting rendezvous and.
Speaker 1: It was postponed.
Speaker 7: Ooh the babe, Oh listen.
Speaker 3: Mayor, that may count his payback on Downton Abbey. There's
Speaker 3: New Jersey Payback's waking up duct taped to the roof
Speaker 3: of the Holland Tunnel during the Friday afternoon rush hour.
Speaker 3: Now that eoh I was going to meet with him,
Speaker 3: and then they said what about.
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 3: Some have claimed that all of this, how could you not?
Speaker 1: How could you not? Some have claimed that all of
Speaker 1: this the bridge shut down.
Speaker 3: The leaning on mayors is proof that old Governor Christie
Speaker 3: heres a bit of a bully. But on Fox one
Speaker 3: man was smart enough to see through.
Speaker 6: All that, what about this bully narrative.
Speaker 8: Well, I would have to say that in this sort
Speaker 8: of feminized.
Speaker 3: Atmosphere, feminized atmosphere well of New Jersey, feminized.
Speaker 1: The state whose chief.
Speaker 3: Exports are as body spray and lit farts, that that
Speaker 3: atmosphere or do you mean the feminized atmosphere in which
Speaker 3: we all have to coexist with each other?
Speaker 8: Men today have learned the lesson the hard way that
Speaker 8: if you act like a kind of an old fashioned
Speaker 8: guy's guy, you're in in danger of slipping out and
Speaker 8: saying something that's going to get you in trouble and
Speaker 8: make you look like a sexist or make you look
Speaker 8: like like you seem thuggish or whatever.
Speaker 9: Ah.
Speaker 3: So bullies, thugs, and sexists are the real victims here
Speaker 3: if you think about it for not very long, Which
Speaker 3: is why this idea that the real tragedy in this
Speaker 3: entire situation is the overly PC vaginification of America, and
Speaker 3: that that thought found a comfortable home on the Fox
Speaker 3: News number. I thought your analysis of the tough guy
Speaker 3: factor in politics is right on Hume. Of course, I
Speaker 3: would say that because I'm a big target as well.
Speaker 8: If you have that tough guy image you speak bluntly,
Speaker 8: even sometimes rudely, especially if you take on certain interest Teachers'
Speaker 8: Union in Chris Christie's case, you do run the risk
Speaker 8: of being accused of being a bully.
Speaker 3: Listen how wistful they are for the old days. They're
Speaker 3: like the Wilford Brimleys of sexism.
Speaker 10: You know it used to be in the old days,
Speaker 10: neighbors would leave the doors open and people said thank
Speaker 10: you and God bless you then, and a good meal
Speaker 10: cost a dollar.
Speaker 3: In hell, you could grab a woman's breast and say
Speaker 3: tune in Tokyo.
Speaker 1: As if she were a radio.
Speaker 10: But uh, but uspose times have changed.
Speaker 3: How would it be then, if this is about the
Speaker 3: feminization of America, that the toughest politician out there other
Speaker 3: than Chris Christy just happens.
Speaker 1: To be a woman.
Speaker 5: Political magazine up with a piece called.
Speaker 3: Hillary's Hitlist, list of friends and enemies, ranking them on
Speaker 3: a one to seven scale, with one being most helpful,
Speaker 3: seven being quote treacherous. Turns out, you don't need a
Speaker 3: dick to be a dick. And you don't see you
Speaker 3: don't see you don't see her partisans crying gender politics.
Speaker 8: Would we not be talking about this if this was
Speaker 8: a man that was involved here.
Speaker 10: I absolutely agree.
Speaker 9: If a guy has a list of people he's not
Speaker 9: too keen on, no big deal.
Speaker 4: But if a woman does, then that is a big deal,
Speaker 4: and then it becomes juicy.
Speaker 3: Oh for sake, Oh do I hate our news media?
Speaker 1: You know?
Speaker 3: Yes, we never talk about a male politician's enemies list.
Speaker 4: The President still bullying the Supreme Court and adding to
Speaker 4: his Nixonian enemies list.
Speaker 10: The Internal Revenue Service has been maintaining an enemies list
Speaker 10: of its all.
Speaker 6: The Police Foundation, the country's leading think tank on effective
Speaker 6: and just police work, is on the NRA's enemies list.
Speaker 3: During the Watergate investigation, the president had not only bugged
Speaker 3: the Democratic National Committee, but it also created enemies lists. Wow,
Speaker 3: a lot of people enemies list and it's kind of newsworthy,
Speaker 3: no matter who they are, man or woman. Should I
Speaker 3: have an enemy's list?
Speaker 1: I do one word? Dry uf me for the last time.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back now.
Speaker 3: In two thousand and eleven, Fox News premiered a novel
Speaker 3: news show, The Five. There's a panel show at five
Speaker 3: o'clock with five pundits whose opinions ranged from Wall Street
Speaker 3: conservative to fifty year old frat boy conservative to George W.
Speaker 3: Bush conservative to conservative to Fox liberal.
Speaker 10: When you walk down the street, you must feel like
Speaker 10: a chinaman walking in an NBA rally.
Speaker 1: I would like to have.
Speaker 4: A personal shoes prefertly Korean and Nigeria.
Speaker 1: What they must do is the greatest scam owners in
Speaker 1: the world.
Speaker 10: They must teach them how to red scams and pickpocket people.
Speaker 1: And rays kill people.
Speaker 10: No more student visas from Buzzle students, slow.
Speaker 1: Down, chompsky.
Speaker 3: So that's their liberal with more on the five. It's
Speaker 3: our own Samantha b Samantha.
Speaker 1: Nice to see you now, Samantha.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what what do you feel like these panel shows
Speaker 3: like the Five bring to the analysis of the news.
Speaker 11: John, I'm sorry, Please don't compare the Five to other
Speaker 11: panel shows. Okay, the five is so much more than
Speaker 11: just a panel show. It's life itself.
Speaker 10: It is everything.
Speaker 1: How are they different from a panel show? They seem like.
Speaker 11: Ju Perhaps you're unacquainted with my woman show inspired by
Speaker 11: the Five. I shall now perform it for you.
Speaker 1: I don't and actually I don't.
Speaker 6: I don't think we have five.
Speaker 12: Easy little John.
Speaker 11: Mama's in control now, John. The five is the storyboard
Speaker 11: of the human condition. And I know this because I'm
Speaker 11: Samantha Bee and I watch The Five. The truth about
Speaker 11: The Five is that it's.
Speaker 12: A story as old as.
Speaker 11: Time, a story of love, one that rivals the works
Speaker 11: of a Shakespeare or a Nicholas Sparks. This, this story,
Speaker 11: oh love, is rooted in that deepest human emotion.
Speaker 12: Riding the Boner train to Poundtown.
Speaker 11: It's the tale of a Winson blonde Angenoue Dana Perino,
Speaker 11: a young girl new to the big city with big
Speaker 11: dreams and a heart so pure she makes Mary Poppins
Speaker 11: look like a disgusting whore bag.
Speaker 9: I am in bed sleep by ten thirty. I'm definitely
Speaker 9: awake by six thirty. There is a certain word that
Speaker 9: rhymes with truck. Should the detainees be given the E
Speaker 9: word in the first place we're going to discuss next
Speaker 9: time erotica. And they don't start families is because they
Speaker 9: feel like they don't. They're not financially secure enough. The
Speaker 9: family's not that they're not having sex.
Speaker 6: She can't say sex. She's not a word.
Speaker 11: Now, nobody falls for a good girl harder than a
Speaker 11: bad boy, and no boy was better than the rebolicious
Speaker 11: Greg got felled.
Speaker 4: I was on percocet for seven days. Best week of
Speaker 4: my life.
Speaker 1: I'm talking out.
Speaker 4: I've been drinking since too. I gave three people hepatitis.
Speaker 11: U pill popping afternoon drunk, who's riddled with hepatitis?
Speaker 12: There's gotta be a catch.
Speaker 11: Greg and Dano were total opposites. They should never have
Speaker 11: even been seated together.
Speaker 6: But once they were electric.
Speaker 9: These beautiful flowers of your friend, and I wanted to
Speaker 9: give them to Greg's a photo rose. You could have
Speaker 9: this in your office.
Speaker 1: Wait.
Speaker 9: Greg was very chivalroused and gave me his jacket in
Speaker 9: the freak. How don't we laugh anything? One last question
Speaker 9: to Greg is poia.
Speaker 1: We need to do this. How do you have that power?
Speaker 6: Oh you?
Speaker 1: Oh you?
Speaker 11: Of course, a girl like Dana, she's not gonna have
Speaker 11: just one suitor.
Speaker 6: It's a game of high stakes international chess.
Speaker 3: So I put together a big old chess board right here.
Speaker 6: We camera to take this because this is what you
Speaker 6: agreed to wear. We fivers want to take you through
Speaker 6: how we're dealing with the flu. I have to do this.
Speaker 6: What is that?
Speaker 7: Does that catch up?
Speaker 8: Really?
Speaker 11: Eric Bowling prop comedy that's not going to work on Dana.
Speaker 11: This isn't nineteen eighty and you.
Speaker 12: Ain't no Gallagher. Besides, Greg and Dana's love couldn't be denied,
Speaker 12: not that others didn't try to pull them apart, which
Speaker 12: brings us to our story's villain.
Speaker 11: A man with a soul so dark he couldn't abide
Speaker 11: Greg and Dana's happiness. He knew exposing their secret love
Speaker 11: would be a scandal.
Speaker 1: The likes of which the world had never seen.
Speaker 11: And ur of the day the five were outside grilling meat.
Speaker 12: That's just what Bob Beckel did.
Speaker 1: Sweet put gutfeld on here.
Speaker 3: We could have grown gut Now, what's That'll be the
Speaker 3: best meat you ever had?
Speaker 1: I'm sure it would be. That's what Dana tells me.
Speaker 1: Uh is that is it?
Speaker 12: Big mistake, Bob? How about I take those suspenders and.
Speaker 6: Hang you by your balls?
Speaker 11: But none of it mattered, was empty, meaningless, because it
Speaker 11: turned out Greg and Dana had worse problems than scumball
Speaker 11: big pants.
Speaker 4: I want to wish a happy ninth anniversary to my wife, Elena.
Speaker 6: He has a wife.
Speaker 11: You have a wife.
Speaker 12: That's not something you could have mentioned in the three
Speaker 12: years you've been.
Speaker 10: Sitting next to Dana.
Speaker 12: Years too, Chiming monster, Letty Dana, precious Dana fall in.
Speaker 8: Love with you?
Speaker 11: Well you are, yes, gallivanting around your stupid studio, laughing
Speaker 11: it up with your secret wife.
Speaker 6: And your dick pills.
Speaker 11: You know, watch all the while breaking a heart.
Speaker 6: You run it all the hearts here take.
Speaker 4: Fine, I don't date it anymore.
Speaker 6: For all.
Speaker 1: So what's your take on the view? Do you have
Speaker 1: a Oh?
Speaker 12: You know what, it's good. It's good in the background.
Speaker 1: When you're back, you may or whatever?
Speaker 3: Okay, Sam, sam Beef, everybody? Thank you, Sam beebe Everything's work?
Speaker 5: Where about I got Tonight?
Speaker 3: He's the co host of Project Runway. His new show
Speaker 3: is Lifetimes Under the Gun.
Speaker 1: I guess who's DVR a night. Welcome back to the show,
Speaker 1: Tim Gunn. How are y.
Speaker 6: Fantastic? Why why do I have to follow Samantha B
Speaker 6: Can I tell you? Sam?
Speaker 3: Did she leave it out on the floor And that
Speaker 3: was like Patty Loupone and she was phenomenal.
Speaker 6: That was.
Speaker 1: Gesticulation. I thought it was amazing.
Speaker 6: Really, how are you doing? I'm fantastic?
Speaker 1: What is just doing?
Speaker 3: They finally understood the gold they had the gun gave
Speaker 3: you your own show.
Speaker 1: This under the gun.
Speaker 6: No they were desperate. No, no, they were, they really were.
Speaker 1: We were.
Speaker 6: So we were scheduled, loosely scheduled to shoot a new
Speaker 6: season of Project Runway. Heidi was only marginally consulted. How
Speaker 6: ridiculous is that? Hedlue Hedi Klum and Heidi said that
Speaker 6: I'm not available, and Heidie and I have a little
Speaker 6: pinky packed and it is that if if either one
Speaker 6: of us can't do a season of the show, the
Speaker 6: other one's not doing it. So they came to me
Speaker 6: and we can find another host. And I said, well,
Speaker 6: you'll have to find another mentor too.
Speaker 1: You stood up and you said you can't do this
Speaker 1: to Heidi. Tim Gunn stands with Heidi Clue. I did
Speaker 1: I do?
Speaker 6: Stand with Heidi?
Speaker 1: I see gun So you know, it's funny that you
Speaker 1: bring this up. Heidi Klum and I also have a
Speaker 1: pinky pant. Oh yeah, if I could just get close enough.
Speaker 1: Uh the let me ask you this, did you and
Speaker 1: I'm very fond of her?
Speaker 3: She you you always look before you were on television?
Speaker 3: Did you always look this put together?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 6: You're flattering?
Speaker 1: Man? Could Could you go out looking like a schlub?
Speaker 1: Could you or do you feel pressure. Now, you can't
Speaker 1: do that.
Speaker 6: I can't do it.
Speaker 1: You can't, I can't And that's pressure. Yeah, it is
Speaker 1: Sunday morning.
Speaker 3: You wake up, it's raining out, met a long night,
Speaker 3: you've been doing something, You're out, you're tired. You want
Speaker 3: to get up and you want to go get a
Speaker 3: paper and a cup of coffee in a and a
Speaker 3: b ali wit a shmeir and I do.
Speaker 1: But what do you have to put on?
Speaker 6: Well, I mean, I'm not a crazy person, and this weather,
Speaker 6: I'll wear a turtleneck and a pair of jeans and
Speaker 6: I'll put a pea coat on.
Speaker 3: So you look as good as I've ever looked.
Speaker 6: You're one of the best dressed guys on television.
Speaker 1: He hang it on my door, I put you have
Speaker 1: no you should see.
Speaker 3: Can I tell you a trick that I do here
Speaker 3: on Monday, especially in the winter time. I do this,
Speaker 3: So I got long John's and I'll wear like a
Speaker 3: T shirt.
Speaker 1: Over it on Monday.
Speaker 3: On Tuesday, I put the T shirt on, I put
Speaker 3: the long Johns over that, and then I just keep
Speaker 3: doing that back and forth, and everybody thinks, like, hey.
Speaker 1: That guy really changes his shirts.
Speaker 3: That's really true, though, sadly this show now though, have
Speaker 3: you finished taping it or have you done?
Speaker 6: We finished about three and a half weeks ago.
Speaker 1: And another New York production, No where.
Speaker 6: In Los Angeles. A. This goes back to heidis to
Speaker 6: Heidi who lives in LA. I thought she lived, No,
Speaker 6: she lives in LA So she comes here for the
Speaker 6: for a season of Project Coming two seasons. We were
Speaker 6: going to do that in La. So you went to
Speaker 6: La so I did.
Speaker 3: Isn't it more difficult to do something like this out
Speaker 3: there because you need the access to those tremendous garment
Speaker 3: chops and those fabric.
Speaker 1: Stores and all that sort of thing.
Speaker 6: Well, I mean the traffic is a challenge, yes, I
Speaker 6: mean we have lots of field trips and we go
Speaker 6: back and forth to Mood for most of our challenges,
Speaker 6: and it just takes time. So we end up extending
Speaker 6: the workday, which means the designers get less sleep, right, right, right,
Speaker 6: So it's not exact they really like are.
Speaker 3: They being how long a day do you think somebody
Speaker 3: would have there, like a design Let's say they're on
Speaker 3: the show twelve hour day fourteen, it's more like an
Speaker 3: eighteen hour day, really it is.
Speaker 6: I will tell you this though. I mean, let's talk
Speaker 6: about a challenge that up day. We travel to where
Speaker 6: we set it up, so that's an hour. Then it's
Speaker 6: all the lighting and everything else. That's an hour.
Speaker 1: You know, we're sitting around.
Speaker 6: Then we present the challenge and then they sketch, and
Speaker 6: then we have to travel to Mood and we shop
Speaker 6: at Mood and we get back to the workroom. By
Speaker 6: the time we get back, they have about ten hours
Speaker 6: to work.
Speaker 1: So let me tell you them. That's why God invented
Speaker 1: Adderall all right, well, I'm excited to see this, my friend.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna watch this.
Speaker 3: It's Under the Gun premieres Thursday Thursday at your own show, Lifetime.
Speaker 1: Very excited, Thank you, Tim Gun. Ladies and gentlemen.
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