Speaker 1: What's the best piece of advice you've ever gotten? It's
Speaker 1: the Jeuble Show. People are always offering all kinds of
Speaker 1: advice like pee into the wind, what's the worst that
Speaker 1: could happen? Or expiration dates on food is just a
Speaker 1: suggestion go for it totally. Yeah, sometimes that's true. Well,
Speaker 1: people on social media are sharing the simple piece of
Speaker 1: pieces of advice that significantly improve their life, and we'll
Speaker 1: go over it next, so that when your life gets
Speaker 1: significantly better today, you can say it was all because
Speaker 1: of that one time you made a mistake. And listen
Speaker 1: to the Jubil Show. Go over next. Here's the best
Speaker 1: piece of advice you'll hear all day. It's a Jeble
Speaker 1: show always, and I mean always, take a laxative right
Speaker 1: before bed. No, okay, maybe I'm not the best of
Speaker 1: giving advice, but there's a trend on social media of
Speaker 1: people sharing simple piece of advice that significantly improve their life.
Speaker 1: And we'll go over it right now so that we
Speaker 1: can all make our lives a little bit better.
Speaker 2: Okay, great, I'm ready. Don't argue with idiots. My gosh,
Speaker 2: save your pee. I find myself in that situation all
Speaker 2: the time. I just keep arguing. I don't know why
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 1: Idea that's fun for you person. Brad does like it
Speaker 1: like a sport. I don't. I don't like it at all.
Speaker 1: As soon as somebody starts getting defensive about anything, I
Speaker 1: just bow out. I'm just god, I'm like, you're already defensive.
Speaker 1: You're not listening at all, so I'm not even gonna
Speaker 1: waste my breath. Smart. Yeah, it is nice, important things, yes,
Speaker 1: but idiots will get very angry when you don't argue
Speaker 1: with them, because all I do is want to win.
Speaker 1: But it's like if someone else is bowing out, it's
Speaker 1: kind of like you win. So it's like, just take
Speaker 1: the one and go.
Speaker 2: Man, you don't because you got mad, So guess you
Speaker 2: want the person that walked away.
Speaker 1: That's yeah.
Speaker 3: They want to end it on that positive note that
Speaker 3: they everyone knows that they were right.
Speaker 1: There's a turn on social media of people sharing simple
Speaker 1: life advice that significantly improve their lives, and we're going
Speaker 1: over it right now so we can all improve our
Speaker 1: lives a little bit today. The biggest lie we tell
Speaker 1: ourselves every day is I don't need to write it down.
Speaker 1: I'll remember it. That happens a lot. Yeah, that's hitting
Speaker 1: close to home.
Speaker 3: I used to write everything down, literally, like a couple
Speaker 3: of weeks ago, and then I stopped doing it, and
Speaker 3: my whole life fell apart.
Speaker 1: Why do you stop doing it? You know, you just
Speaker 1: think you'll remember it. And my problem is I write
Speaker 1: things down and then I don't remember to check it.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, do I need to write down to
Speaker 1: check it? But then I won't check that, so I'll
Speaker 1: never check it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, A bunch of a little stickiness in his car somewhere,
Speaker 2: and I just said, check this check out.
Speaker 1: I have so many notes. Then I never go back
Speaker 1: and check them ever, and it's frustrating because when I
Speaker 1: do go back and check it, I was like, that
Speaker 1: was a great idea, except that was an idea for
Speaker 1: four months ago. Why didn't I check it?
Speaker 2: Now that you know that, can you check something today.
Speaker 1: We'll see.
Speaker 3: Remember, Yeah, yeah, I'll remember.
Speaker 1: I don't need to write down. It's fine. Another simple
Speaker 1: piece of advice that can significantly improve your life. Try
Speaker 1: to be the person you needed when you were younger.
Speaker 1: M I don't know who I needed when I was younger,
Speaker 1: to be honest, it's kind of all over the place.
Speaker 2: Like me Now that's kind of like some My mom
Speaker 2: always gives me like little nuggets of advice which I'll
Speaker 2: share with you, But this one in particular is kind
Speaker 2: of like that. But it was always it's now like
Speaker 2: protect your inner child. So instead of being that person
Speaker 2: that you needed, it's like protect that child that you
Speaker 2: were back then.
Speaker 1: Now that makes sense. It sounds good, it does. It
Speaker 1: also doesn't because I don't how do you do that?
Speaker 3: How do you protect an inner I don't know what, Hey,
Speaker 3: little guy, some ice cream?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yes, no, but yes, you're starting get ice cream. Like
Speaker 2: let yourself be in those moments, and you.
Speaker 1: Know, yeah, I talk to mine all the time. He's
Speaker 1: in the passenger seat in my car a lot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's in the front. I know, should be sitting in
Speaker 1: the back. I should get a car seat for that's hilarious. Actually,
Speaker 1: I put a car seat in the back of my car,
Speaker 1: and then when I'm feeling anxiety, I'll look back at
Speaker 1: him and go, it's okay, man, you're safe. God I'm
Speaker 1: driving right now, and we trust me.
Speaker 2: I would love you getting caught in the carpool late
Speaker 2: and you're like, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: Yourself is also we're almost there. Almost stop asking.
Speaker 3: I know you're feeling impatient with traffic, but we're almost home.
Speaker 2: It's just like, yeah, man, you did, and.
Speaker 1: He dragged off to somewhere. They don't even want to
Speaker 1: deal with it. They're like, I don't know what is
Speaker 1: wrong with this guy? Is crazy? Give me in the
Speaker 1: carpool and my inner child is in the back seat.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Another piece of simple life advice that can instantly improve
Speaker 1: your life. Never accept criticism from someone you wouldn't accept
Speaker 1: advice from. Oh, that's a good one. That is a
Speaker 1: good one that I.
Speaker 2: Just stop reading the text messages because I can't take it.
Speaker 5: So I don't know.
Speaker 2: I probably wouldn't take advice from that person telling me
Speaker 2: to shut up, but you know what hurt me.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's going to do that.
Speaker 3: But the real world example of that is when people
Speaker 3: comment and asky stuff about the ladies on the show
Speaker 3: I Go. Guy, you don't need to be commenting on
Speaker 3: people's appearance. You need to go to the mirror. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and then you need to go to the gym, and
Speaker 3: you need to figure your life out because they wouldn't
Speaker 3: date you even if you thought they were great.
Speaker 2: Who's commenting on our I'm a sucker. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: It doesn't feel good.
Speaker 3: I put you on restricted on the account so you
Speaker 3: can't see all the comment I'm kidding that.
Speaker 1: I'm thankful. That's one that I've always been good at.
Speaker 1: It's like, I just it doesn't matter to me if
Speaker 1: I don't know you and I don't trust your opinion,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter what you say to me. I don't
Speaker 1: know what you do at home. I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: working on it. You will help me. Another piece of
Speaker 1: simple life advice that can significantly improve your life. It's
Speaker 1: better to ask stupid than do stupid. I know that's true.
Speaker 1: I feel like I did that lot and I get
Speaker 1: stupid love back.
Speaker 2: What do you mean.
Speaker 3: A stupid stupid's a pretty good one. Yeah, it is,
Speaker 3: and it's better to ask. I don't know why people
Speaker 3: are so scared to ask questions.
Speaker 1: There's no which thing is a stupid question? I mean,
Speaker 1: there are questions that I was gonna say, there are
Speaker 1: I have. It's fine, there's no I used to have
Speaker 1: a teacher that said there's no such thing as stupid questions.
Speaker 1: Just stupid people, okay, at least really inspired us to
Speaker 1: ask questions in that class. Yeah, you can't fix it,
Speaker 1: you can just learn more. Well on what anything? That
Speaker 1: was a stupid question. Example, we're going over simple pieces
Speaker 1: of advice that can significantly improve your life. Self abuse
Speaker 1: is also abuse. Yeah, yes, be kind to yourself.
Speaker 2: Actually you taught us that early on here, Jubil, because
Speaker 2: I never really heard that before. But how you speak
Speaker 2: to yourself like you listen? Yeah, that negative talk like
Speaker 2: you're here, Yeah, you take it, And I was like,
Speaker 2: we definitely do.
Speaker 1: I think it also goes for talking about other people
Speaker 1: because you're subconscious doesn't really know anything but you. So
Speaker 1: if you say that person's ugly, your subconscious thinks you're
Speaker 1: talking about you, so it all comes back into your
Speaker 1: own headscious. Yeah. Yeah, another thing that it says simple
Speaker 1: life advice that can instantly improve your life.
Speaker 3: If you can't beat the fear, do it scared Ooh yeah,
Speaker 3: you know what that's called bravery?
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, Brad.
Speaker 3: Doing something you're scared to do is brave. You're not
Speaker 3: scared to do it. It's not that brave, doesn't matter
Speaker 3: what it is. But if you're scared to do it
Speaker 3: and you do it anyway, that's brave.
Speaker 2: I mean, nothing's really worth doing unless you just like,
Speaker 2: are you're scared of it anyway?
Speaker 1: Right? Yeah, No, I won't do that. I'm not scared
Speaker 1: of eating it. I have a one track mind.
Speaker 3: So I heard do it scared, and I was like, okay,
Speaker 3: I'm going too.
Speaker 6: Scared.
Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame Mornings.
Speaker 7: That's Hello.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Donk.
Speaker 8: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Who is this Donk? I hope you're ready to get
Speaker 1: started because.
Speaker 8: Like I no, I'm sorry. I think you have the
Speaker 8: wrong number. I don't know who this is.
Speaker 1: Vanessa. Yes, yeah, this is Donk calling from Fitness. Well,
Speaker 1: my real name is Paul Donkler, but my friends call
Speaker 1: me Donk and you can call me Donk. But I'm
Speaker 1: a trainer here and they just told me that I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be working with you. So what up?
Speaker 8: Okay? Uh? Yeah, I guess sorry I did.
Speaker 1: I didn't really Are you ready to get in some
Speaker 1: good sweatology with me?
Speaker 9: I don't really know the means, but yes, I'm ready
Speaker 9: for the sessions I signed up for.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we're gonna get after it, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean. And I'm gonna make Ninja sweat like that's
Speaker 1: one thing that I really focus on a lot with
Speaker 1: my clients is making sure that they get a ninja
Speaker 1: sweat in.
Speaker 9: What the hell is a ninja sweat?
Speaker 8: I've never heard that.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 1: It's like a thing I came up with for my
Speaker 1: workout routines and the sweatology that I do in the
Speaker 1: cardio kinetic department. And what that means is like, you're
Speaker 1: gonna be working hell hard and Donk is going to
Speaker 1: push you until you sweat like a ninja, you know,
Speaker 1: because I'm sure like ninja's probably sweat a lot because
Speaker 1: they're like moving around and stuff. So but I think
Speaker 1: it sounds pretty cool. So we're going to be making
Speaker 1: a ninja sweat. I hope you're ready for that.
Speaker 9: Wait, I'm sorry you're Dunk or someone else's Donk that
Speaker 9: I'm gonna be working with.
Speaker 1: I'm Donk. Yeah, and I'm excited to like get in
Speaker 1: there and crush it with you. And like I just
Speaker 1: want to call them. I kind of ask this your
Speaker 1: fitness levels, you know, so I know how hard to
Speaker 1: push and get that ninja sweat out.
Speaker 9: I sess, okay, you know, never mind, I think you're
Speaker 9: mispronouncing some things and I'm having trouble understanding you.
Speaker 1: How good though, dude? Yea, let's get an assis in
Speaker 1: real quick. Okay, like you know when it comes to cardio,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like would you say your
Speaker 1: cardio level is like Samurai or you know, like a ducky.
Speaker 9: Oh my god, No, this is not how you evaluate
Speaker 9: someone's fitness, So like, I don't understand what this is,
Speaker 9: and so I just want.
Speaker 8: A different personal trainer.
Speaker 9: So thank you for the call, but can you make
Speaker 9: sure that you slap me out with someone else who
Speaker 9: works there?
Speaker 1: DONK will make you ninjasweat the other trainers, I can
Speaker 1: tell you they don't have Donk's ninja sweat training, cardio
Speaker 1: kinetic satology techniques.
Speaker 9: So like perfect, I'd like to work with someone who
Speaker 9: sounds like they have more than a second grade education,
Speaker 9: someone who I can understand and knows actual fitness terms.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, you're like going to be charged for this
Speaker 1: session anyway, so like I do what did you do?
Speaker 9: This is like considering no, no, did you just say
Speaker 9: I'm being charged for this phone call?
Speaker 1: Yeah, DONK has to charge you for my sweatspertise that
Speaker 1: I used in this phone call. And Gratudi is accepted
Speaker 1: on all training sessions. So like, if you want to
Speaker 1: throw me like a bone, that'd be cool.
Speaker 9: If anything, you need to pay me for wasting my time.
Speaker 9: This is absurd. I need to talk to someone else.
Speaker 9: I'm going to cancel my subscription with this gym. I'm
Speaker 9: going to find a completely different facility, all because of
Speaker 9: Donkin is freaking Ninja sweating.
Speaker 1: Well, then I'll let you know that this is actually
Speaker 1: a prank phone call. This is Jubil from the Jubil
Speaker 1: Show doing a phone brank on you and your husband
Speaker 1: sets you up. No, no, okay, it's the show again. Wait,
Speaker 1: he said that he just booked some training sessions and
Speaker 1: he was saying that they're gonna get hooked with a meathead,
Speaker 1: so he wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 8: No, no, no, wait, So Donk isn't real.
Speaker 1: I mean he's real in my mind, but like, I
Speaker 1: don't think you're going to be getting a Nindu sweat
Speaker 1: d with him. Sorry, disappointing, Thanks God.
Speaker 8: I was like, do I like to get a lawyer
Speaker 8: and see this?
Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with Jubile phone Franks time forninas.
Speaker 1: What's trending? This is just genius.
Speaker 2: Uber is just teamed up with Spirit Halloween to deliver
Speaker 2: your costumes.
Speaker 1: Oh that's cool.
Speaker 2: I know Amazon's got some competition now because you know
Speaker 2: a lot of people go there just to get it
Speaker 2: delivered to their door. But now you can do that
Speaker 2: with Uber too. Costumes, decorations, anything that you need Halloween
Speaker 2: is all through the Uber eats and Postmates and Uber app.
Speaker 1: Wow. Do you have to pay all the fees? Probably?
Speaker 1: Of course, yeah, but you know what, it can still
Speaker 1: just show up at your door like magic. You still
Speaker 1: may a food handler's fee. I cannot find the right
Speaker 1: costume for my dog. I know what I wanted to
Speaker 1: be for Halloween, but I just can't find it anywhere.
Speaker 1: I've searched if they have dog costumes for it, but
Speaker 1: they don't.
Speaker 4: What is it?
Speaker 1: He's a Doberman, so he looks very serious, but he's
Speaker 1: kind of like skinny and spindily and like long legs,
Speaker 1: and I want to dress him up prince what Yeah,
Speaker 1: because he kind of has that weird, like serious look
Speaker 1: but also kind of like maybe playful.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna have to put this together piece by piece,
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 1: So a little purple suit, yeah, a little purple suit,
Speaker 1: a little wig. Oh, a little microphone around his neck.
Speaker 1: You could put a little cloud over top of him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a little rainfall down him. Lovely fun.
Speaker 7: I love.
Speaker 2: It's the first thing he thought of, though, is we're
Speaker 2: talking about Halloween costumes. You really started stressing about your dogs.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I've been looking for a while. Now I'm like, man,
Speaker 1: he would make a great prince. You're a real dog. Dad.
Speaker 2: Now for yourself, you're a real dog.
Speaker 1: Gud would be a good Jack Skellington too. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: that is that is one. I was also thinking of
Speaker 1: a little butler. But that's cool. Maybe be a good
Speaker 1: butler as well, human batman. He's a batman costume. Bring
Speaker 1: me a martini. What about prince as Jack Skellington the butler?
Speaker 1: That wouldn't be bad. He also reminds me of Kobe
Speaker 1: Bryant for some reason. He doesn't I wasn't getting that.
Speaker 1: I spend more time with him. He's got a Kobe
Speaker 1: vibe to him.
Speaker 2: Okay, I think so there's another new term that you
Speaker 2: need to be aware of this time. It's not a
Speaker 2: dating term. It's a work term because we can't let
Speaker 2: things just be. But it's a term for your boss,
Speaker 2: not seeming to care about you when your boss is
Speaker 2: just blowing you off and they don't care about you.
Speaker 2: They're glossing you. So next time your boss is not
Speaker 2: paying attention, just go up to and be like, stop
Speaker 2: glossing me.
Speaker 1: Bro, Hey, stop glossing me.
Speaker 7: Bro.
Speaker 3: You want a new job, go up to your boss
Speaker 3: and say stop.
Speaker 2: Well, not for the new job, but just to see
Speaker 2: what happened. So that's supposed to signal to them that
Speaker 2: they need to focus and.
Speaker 1: Ask you what the hell you mean? Yeah, what.
Speaker 2: Live to It's not glossomy, bro, get out of my office.
Speaker 7: Okay?
Speaker 1: Sorry, Hey, Rich gloss in the hardcore man, talk about it.
Speaker 1: Look at you crazy? And it is happening.
Speaker 2: Southwest Airlines is moving to assigned seating. We reported that
Speaker 2: earlier this year, but now we know when that that's
Speaker 2: going to be put into effect. And it's the second
Speaker 2: half of twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1: Oh it's a long time away. Yeah, but it's not
Speaker 1: that long away.
Speaker 2: I mean time is flying. We're almost at the end
Speaker 2: of the year. But also, doesn't this give you a
Speaker 2: little bit more peace? I was never a fan of
Speaker 2: the open seating on so I was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you want, yeah, just get it if you can
Speaker 3: get the front of the line on my windows all day. Yeah,
Speaker 3: no stress in the booking process.
Speaker 1: With your friend's family.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but people like fight over that kind of stuff
Speaker 2: and it's a little tense. Now, why you have a seat,
Speaker 2: You just know where you got to go and that's it,
Speaker 2: all right. Well, each their own be prepared to They.
Speaker 3: Didn't say bags will still fly free.
Speaker 1: So I'm into that, Okay.
Speaker 2: Like that, Well, that's what's trending.
Speaker 1: It's time to Catch a Cheater only on the Jubile Show.
Speaker 1: Katie is on the phone today for to Catch a Cheater.
Speaker 1: She's been married to her husband for eight years. His
Speaker 1: name is Seth, but now she thinks that something might
Speaker 1: be going on, so we'll see if we can help
Speaker 1: her out. Katie, Sorry you're going through this, but why
Speaker 1: of yourselves was going on? Why do you think your
Speaker 1: husband is cheating?
Speaker 8: I don't know if he's cheating or not. It's just
Speaker 8: this weird. We have a very good marriage and we
Speaker 8: have I mean, I.
Speaker 7: Guess we've had a handful of rough spots, but I
Speaker 7: mean over the course of eight like, well, we were
Speaker 7: together for eleven.
Speaker 4: Years, so a couple of years before we got married.
Speaker 7: And so there's going to be some rough spots. But
Speaker 7: I mean, you know, we we still went out. You know,
Speaker 7: we were trying, we were having fun. We were going
Speaker 7: to concerts and like, I don't know, we like to bowl,
Speaker 7: and I don't know, I always looked at us and
Speaker 7: thought of us as being like a really strong couple,
Speaker 7: and I don't know, I guess in the last couple
Speaker 7: of years, we both just started to.
Speaker 8: Work more more.
Speaker 7: You know, I got this promotion, and we're at work
Speaker 7: so much that I guess I kind of got complacent.
Speaker 7: You know, maybe he did too, you know, get home
Speaker 7: and just eat dinner and go to bed, and now
Speaker 7: he doesn't really want to go out as much anymore,
Speaker 7: which I'm in all of this, in my mind is
Speaker 7: kind of normal. Like, you know, we've been together for
Speaker 7: a really long time, and he's kind of a stereotypically
Speaker 7: kind of lazy dude.
Speaker 8: And I like that about him, you know, I like
Speaker 8: being comfy and cozy at home.
Speaker 7: But he does, you know, he goes to see his
Speaker 7: friend Josh that he's like, that's been one of his
Speaker 7: best friends since high school.
Speaker 8: And I don't think he could be the cheer types
Speaker 8: because he doesn't really want to go out and do anything.
Speaker 7: But like I said, things have been different this last month.
Speaker 7: So he's going over to Josh's place like twice as
Speaker 7: much as he usually does.
Speaker 8: And I don't know, I'm wondering what he's really doing
Speaker 8: at his house.
Speaker 7: I mean, I've heard he's complained in the past about
Speaker 7: how Josh was, like he can get annoying after a while.
Speaker 7: And I've hung out with Josh and Seth before and
Speaker 7: he's I can confirm that.
Speaker 8: Like, I don't know if we met him now in
Speaker 8: real life, like would we be would he be close
Speaker 8: friends with him?
Speaker 7: I don't know. It's not like he's been friends with
Speaker 7: him since high school and you know they've I respect that.
Speaker 8: And I admire that, and I see, you know, there's
Speaker 8: a lot of love there for him, but like, I.
Speaker 4: Don't know, he's a boring dude and he's kind of annoying,
Speaker 4: and I can't I can't figure out what.
Speaker 8: He's doing over there twice as much as usual.
Speaker 7: So that's one thing. And then the other thing that's
Speaker 7: been this kind of like huge change is that all
Speaker 7: of a sudden, Seth is a workout guy. I probably
Speaker 7: wouldn't have called you guys if it wasn't for that.
Speaker 7: He's working out every single day for several hours at
Speaker 7: a time, but I don't think he's ever worked out
Speaker 7: since we first met.
Speaker 8: And just is he doing it to impress someone? Is
Speaker 8: it someone at work? Like he's there a long time.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 8: This is not me, like I'm not normally an insecure person.
Speaker 4: But I know that it doesn't feel good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I wouldn't call yourself insecure, even though it's like
Speaker 2: you're noticing things are changing and of course it's going
Speaker 2: to set off an alarm in you. So that's not
Speaker 2: even an insecurity And.
Speaker 7: His appetite is less too now, like he said, he's
Speaker 7: not really very hungry.
Speaker 8: When we have dinner, like he had a big lunch
Speaker 8: or something like that, and that like there's never.
Speaker 7: Been a time where Seth hasn't wanted like pizza or Friday,
Speaker 7: we usually get Mexican dinner, and I don't know. He's
Speaker 7: just not finishing his plate, which is again unusual, And
Speaker 7: I asked him about it and he and he just
Speaker 7: said he wanted to get back out of shape, which
Speaker 7: again totally valid.
Speaker 8: I want to support him in that. I don't want
Speaker 8: to deter him in any way. I'm just nervous.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then if you're spending more time at the
Speaker 2: boring Joshua's house, Yeah, I'm just curious as we triggered it.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's not necessary really cheating. Maybe it's just he
Speaker 2: was inspired by something.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Hopefully he's not a Right. You already
Speaker 1: told us what grocery store you guys are rewards card
Speaker 1: members at. So we'll play a song come Back, and
Speaker 1: then call him and pretend to be from the grocery
Speaker 1: store and say that every single month, we choose one
Speaker 1: rewards card member who gets free flowers delivered from our
Speaker 1: floral department. We'll see if he sends us to you
Speaker 1: or somebody else. Okay, okay, all right, we'll play us
Speaker 1: song come Back, Get your to catch teeter the next
Speaker 1: right in the middle of to catch a Cheeter, if
Speaker 1: you're just joining us, Katie is on the phone and
Speaker 1: she thinks that her husband's seth of eight years might
Speaker 1: be cheating. So in a second, we're gonna call him
Speaker 1: and pretend to be from the grocery store that he's
Speaker 1: a rewards member at, and say that every single month
Speaker 1: we choose one lucky rewards card member who gets free
Speaker 1: flowers delivered from our floral department, and he's this month's
Speaker 1: big winner. We'll see if he sends those flowers to
Speaker 1: his wife, Katie or someone else. But first, Katie, why
Speaker 1: don't you refresh everybody's memory on what's going on.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we've just.
Speaker 8: Dressed it a little in the last couple of years.
Speaker 7: We both work a lot, and in the last couple
Speaker 7: of months she's totally changed. Suddenly he's going over to
Speaker 7: his friend's house twice as much.
Speaker 8: As usual as an old high school buddy who I
Speaker 8: think is pretty boring. He's told me he's boring.
Speaker 7: And the big thing that's worrying me is suddenly he's
Speaker 7: working out every day, which is great. He's looking great,
Speaker 7: but he's never been a workout guy. He's eating healthy.
Speaker 7: It's just such a sudden shift, and I'm just worried.
Speaker 1: Okay, you ready for us to call him? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello, Hi, this is horrible calling from
Speaker 1: I was looking for a rewards card member named Seth. Seth. Hi,
Speaker 1: Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
Speaker 1: I'm calling to actually tell you congratulations. Here this month's
Speaker 1: a big winner.
Speaker 5: Okay, what did I win?
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Speaker 1: So you e ver you ever cheat on your wife
Speaker 1: at all?
Speaker 7: Ever?
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Speaker 2: Hi, whole shows here. I'm Nina, Hi, and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 1: And your wife Katy is actually on the phone listening
Speaker 1: to this.
Speaker 5: Ah, so this is kind of like a setup of
Speaker 5: seed and cheating or something like that.
Speaker 1: Is that like a yes, that's exactly what it is.
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Speaker 4: Kind of flowers babe, what would you do this the same?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 8: I'm sorry, I just didn't know what to do. You've
Speaker 8: been so different this last month. I mean, you're not
Speaker 8: the same guy. You just you're working out every single
Speaker 8: day for like multiple hours at a.
Speaker 7: Time, and I don't know, I just got in my
Speaker 7: head about stuff. I mean no, I just I asked
Speaker 7: you why, and you didn't give me a reason. You
Speaker 7: just said you wanted to be more healthy, which is valid,
Speaker 7: but like it's just so sudden, and I don't know.
Speaker 8: You're spending all this time over at Josh is like
Speaker 8: double sometimes triple as much as you used to, and
Speaker 8: like it's just a like, are you really there? I
Speaker 8: don't know, it's.
Speaker 5: Crazy you think that I actually cheat on you. It's
Speaker 5: pretty cute, but like not really giving that set on
Speaker 5: you with some like hot hot lady.
Speaker 1: Or something that's not that's just I'm sorry. He's definitely not.
Speaker 5: I love you. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. But also I
Speaker 5: guess that should we should probably talk about it. Something
Speaker 5: kind of happened that to made me, uh kind of
Speaker 5: look at my life where I am right now as
Speaker 5: this is, uh, this is weird. So uh the reason
Speaker 5: I've been spending a lot of time with Josh and
Speaker 5: he doesn't really want anybody to know, but you're kind
Speaker 5: of forcing my hand in this. He's he's been diagnosed
Speaker 5: with uh cancer.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.
Speaker 5: I've been going with him to doctor visits and stuff,
Speaker 5: you know, because he's not he doesn't live near his family,
Speaker 5: and we just you know, we've him best friends for
Speaker 5: a long time, and doctors are saying that it's totally
Speaker 5: tradable and success rates are pretty pretty good, pretty pretty
Speaker 5: responsive with how how early they caught it. But I
Speaker 5: mean that's kind of what's going on with him, and
Speaker 5: you know, he's sees Josh is really kind of seek
Speaker 5: it is in his life, and he's like, you know,
Speaker 5: I don't tell anybody. It's very embarrassing and everything, and
Speaker 5: I just didn't know what to do, so I've just
Speaker 5: really been kind of there for him as he's going
Speaker 5: through this so he doesn't have to do it alone.
Speaker 7: I had no idea. I had no idea. I'm so,
Speaker 7: I mean, wow, but what does that What does that
Speaker 7: have to do with you? Like the working out and
Speaker 7: the eating, I mean.
Speaker 8: It's all that.
Speaker 5: Honestly, it was when I saw the look in his
Speaker 5: eyes when he first told me, you know, he couldn't
Speaker 5: stop crying, and it kind of freaked me out. It
Speaker 5: kind of like made me think about my mortality and everything.
Speaker 5: And I just as soon as I saw that look
Speaker 5: in his eyes, I just decided. I was like, you
Speaker 5: have to make sure that you're around for the people
Speaker 5: who you care about it. You know, it wouldn't be
Speaker 5: good if you know he's going through this and you
Speaker 5: know I haven't been healthy. I haven't been you know,
Speaker 5: I'm black, black and eating pizza. You know, we always
Speaker 5: go out for Chinese, go out for Mexican food and everything.
Speaker 5: And I'm just like, let me just make sure that
Speaker 5: I'm here. Let me just make sure that I'm around.
Speaker 5: So I really just wanted to be healthier and just
Speaker 5: be here for him, be here for you, be here
Speaker 5: for everybody that I care about, and uh, you know
Speaker 5: it just it sucked too, because I mean, I haven't
Speaker 5: worked out like this in years. But now that I'm
Speaker 5: doing it and really focusing on the reasons for doing it,
Speaker 5: it makes me start to enjoy it. Like I kind
Speaker 5: of tricked my brain and just thinking like you want
Speaker 5: to do this, and next thing, you know, it's like
Speaker 5: I do want to do this, And then eating right
Speaker 5: kind of followed. I mean, I know, I say I
Speaker 5: don't have an apathet a lot of times, but I don't.
Speaker 5: I'm just trying to eat eat a little bit better.
Speaker 8: You know, Well, now it's terrible.
Speaker 7: Why didn't you just tell me? Why didn't you tell
Speaker 7: me any.
Speaker 8: Of those I would have understood completely.
Speaker 5: I'm I'm a little to be honest, I'm a little
Speaker 5: embarrassed about it too. I haven't you know, I haven't
Speaker 5: done anything physical since way way before the pandemic, and
Speaker 5: I just got used to that laxed lifestyle. You know,
Speaker 5: let me just hang out and we always just kind
Speaker 5: of stay home and hang out, and we've just been
Speaker 5: in that mode. And you know, when I Josh is
Speaker 5: health scare made me kind of realize that, you know,
Speaker 5: that's not a way to live. It's just kind of
Speaker 5: a way to just be and I want to I
Speaker 5: just want to do more. I just want to be
Speaker 5: here and just have a better, healthier life and you know,
Speaker 5: not make a noise every single time I've been over.
Speaker 5: And honestly, I think that maybe I didn't tell you
Speaker 5: because as Josh is going to this house trying to
Speaker 5: respect his privacy and then you know, the embarrassment from
Speaker 5: him kind of like go overundo me, and I was like,
Speaker 5: let me just you know, it's like, sometimes you're improving yourself,
Speaker 5: you kind of want to hide from the world and
Speaker 5: reappear as a better version of yourself. I should have
Speaker 5: definitely told you, because you clearly thought I was you
Speaker 5: can't around for somebody.
Speaker 8: Well, I'm really god, I'm really sorry.
Speaker 1: Friend man. But now he's not cheating.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm glad they caught it early. Now everybody's
Speaker 2: got this awakened need for wellness, and I think that's
Speaker 2: a great thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah. I mean I keep looking for a side piece.
Speaker 1: Though, Well that happens. You know, you can hear from
Speaker 1: us again there the Jewel shows to catch a cheater.
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Speaker 2: How long would it take to fall to the center
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Speaker 1: Allegra is on the phone today for a first Day
Speaker 1: follow up. She's getting ghosted by a dude named Harold,
Speaker 1: So in a few minutes, we're gonna call him and
Speaker 1: see if you'll tell us why he's ghosting her and
Speaker 1: maybe get her another date. But first, Allegra, how long
Speaker 1: has it been since you heard from him?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 8: Man, it has been about twelve days already.
Speaker 1: How many times have you try to reach out to
Speaker 1: him in the twelve days?
Speaker 8: A few? Like, I'm not going crazy, but I've spent
Speaker 8: a few texts on a few different days and I
Speaker 8: haven't heard a response since our first date ended.
Speaker 1: Actually, okay, well, let's go back to that. Want to
Speaker 1: tell us about your date and how it ended.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean it looked like a typical date. You know.
Speaker 8: We decided to meet up for drinks and we were
Speaker 8: having such a good time that we actually ended up
Speaker 8: getting dinner, had some good Italian food, then we had
Speaker 8: a large drink.
Speaker 1: So it was a good date.
Speaker 8: Like it was several hours.
Speaker 1: Oh, that would make me feel like it was a
Speaker 1: good date.
Speaker 8: Yeah, right, okay, definitely liked me, like he was really
Speaker 8: into it.
Speaker 1: So how do you know that?
Speaker 8: Well, I mean, first of all, you don't stay several
Speaker 8: hours if you're not feeling someone. You know, and his
Speaker 8: body language was into me. The conversation was blowing, like,
Speaker 8: you know, he sent me a really nice text when
Speaker 8: he got home at the end of the day. He
Speaker 8: just hasn't been off of Henson and that's why I'm like,
Speaker 8: something's up, Like it's just not adding up.
Speaker 1: So he texted you when he got home. What did
Speaker 1: he say?
Speaker 8: He guess said that he had a great time and
Speaker 8: to have a good night, like very typical.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 2: Was there any talk about a second date while you
Speaker 2: were on that date, like, oh, that'd be fun for
Speaker 2: us to try next time, or any kind of subtle
Speaker 2: hints like that.
Speaker 8: We said comments like that multiple times, like oh my gosh,
Speaker 8: you haven't seen that movie. I'll totally go with you again,
Speaker 8: Like oh my gosh, that happened, let's do that together.
Speaker 8: So we didn't specify like a second date, but we
Speaker 8: definitely had the vibe of seeing each other again.
Speaker 1: And there's nothing that you can think of on the
Speaker 1: date that happened that could have been awkward.
Speaker 8: I mean, nothing was awkward. We are very different. He
Speaker 8: you know, he's kind of like a buttoned up dude
Speaker 8: that's taken life pretty seriously, and I'm kind of the opposite. Like,
Speaker 8: don't get me wrong, I have my stuff together, but
Speaker 8: you know, I'm care free.
Speaker 4: I like to have fun.
Speaker 8: But I don't know, I don't really think that was
Speaker 8: an issue. I feel like he was really into me,
Speaker 8: and I made it clear that I am very into him,
Speaker 8: Like very.
Speaker 1: What do you mean? I made it clear.
Speaker 8: Like I'm physically attracted to him, but I let him know,
Speaker 8: like he's my ideal type of guy, Like it's really
Speaker 8: hard to find a guy that you're attracted to physically
Speaker 8: that also has their stuff together, like he is making
Speaker 8: a life for himself. He shared that he kind of
Speaker 8: grew up in a bad situation and now he's made
Speaker 8: a life for himself. And that's why that checks all
Speaker 8: my boxes. That's what I'm looking for.
Speaker 1: Okay. Do you think maybe it was like too much
Speaker 1: for him? Uh?
Speaker 8: You know, I don't know. I mean that's why I
Speaker 8: need your help. Like to me, we balance each other perfectly,
Speaker 8: but you know, maybe he's feeling a different way and
Speaker 8: after he's thought about things, he decided I'm not a
Speaker 8: good fit. But I really think that I am, so
Speaker 8: I need your help.
Speaker 1: Did you tell him that he checks all your boxes?
Speaker 8: I didn't say that specifically, but I mean I did
Speaker 8: let him know, like, man, this is impressive, Like I'm
Speaker 8: really digging what he's doing in life. Sure also kissed
Speaker 8: me goodbye, and it wasn't something that I was encouraging, Like,
Speaker 8: I mean, I wanted to kiss him, but I wasn't
Speaker 8: going to force that on him. I mean, he pulled
Speaker 8: me in and did not let me go when we
Speaker 8: were hugging, and the kiss was excellent. So okay, again,
Speaker 8: the chemistry show me there was.
Speaker 1: It an open mouth kiss or a closed mouth kiss?
Speaker 1: That's important to know.
Speaker 8: Ten minute open mouth kiss?
Speaker 1: Oh, wow.
Speaker 2: Okay, so that was like makeout girl, I would have
Speaker 2: already showed up at his house after all of this
Speaker 2: twelve days, I'll let your tongue in my mouth.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, we'll try to figure it out for you.
Speaker 1: Then play a song come Back, and then call him
Speaker 1: and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting you
Speaker 1: and get you another day if you still want one.
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, okay, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: All right, we play song come Back, and get your
Speaker 1: first day follow up next right in the middle of
Speaker 1: your first day follow up if you're just joining us.
Speaker 1: A Legra is on the phone and it's been twelve
Speaker 1: days since she heard from Harold, the guys she went
Speaker 1: on a date with, and now we're about to call
Speaker 1: him and see if he'll tell us why he's ghosting
Speaker 1: her and maybe get her another date. But before we
Speaker 1: do that, Algra, why don't you catch everybody up on
Speaker 1: your situation.
Speaker 8: Yeah, So, like you said, this guy, Harold and I
Speaker 8: hit it off. We had a great first date. It
Speaker 8: ended with an amazing kiss, and I really think there's
Speaker 8: potential for this to be something. However, Harold isn't responding
Speaker 8: to text messages anymore.
Speaker 1: All right, Well you ready for us to call him
Speaker 1: and see Ifiel tell us why he's ghosting you. Yes,
Speaker 1: all right, here we go, Hald, Hey, Harold, how are you?
Speaker 1: My name's Jeubell. I'm calling from a radio show. It's
Speaker 1: called The Jewbell Show.
Speaker 2: How are you, hi, Harold?
Speaker 1: The whole show's here too.
Speaker 2: My name is Nina Hi, and I'm Victoria.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty good. So did you hear where we're calling from?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay, this is so formal. Yeah, are you at work?
Speaker 1: I am, but I have a moment I may help you.
Speaker 1: We're calling from. So it's a radio show called The
Speaker 1: Jewel Show, and we do a segment on our show
Speaker 1: that if somebody gets ghosted from a date that they
Speaker 1: went on, that person can have email them to get
Speaker 1: them on the phone and ask why they're getting ghosted.
Speaker 1: And so we got an email about you from someone
Speaker 1: who listens to the show.
Speaker 4: And who is this?
Speaker 1: Her name is alegra.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, okay, yes, I understand.
Speaker 1: All right, you would you mind telling us why you're
Speaker 1: not calling her back? She said, it's been twelve days
Speaker 1: since you guys hung out, And she really.
Speaker 4: Walk my office to a moment to be truthful with you.
Speaker 4: She was a wonderful girl. I had a great time
Speaker 4: with her, hit it off. I was attracted to her.
Speaker 4: I hope you attracted to me. But in the interiom
Speaker 4: and in all said and done, honestly.
Speaker 1: She too hot.
Speaker 4: She was absolutely too gorgeous of a woman. And I've
Speaker 4: learned coming up, I please hear me out. I've learned
Speaker 4: as a man, coming up the way I have, from
Speaker 4: poverty to being environment that the good looking girls are
Speaker 4: too high maintenance. It's almost like a dream that's that's
Speaker 4: too good. You cannot you can't. There's no way to
Speaker 4: sustain that type of relationship with a good looking woman.
Speaker 4: You need what they call back in my days. And
Speaker 4: I'll go marry the one. You don't marry the ones
Speaker 4: that you like. You marry the ones that like you.
Speaker 4: It's safer, it's safer, ultimately safer.
Speaker 7: You.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know about that, sir. This sounds a
Speaker 2: little bit old fashion, but not even that's not right.
Speaker 4: And honestly, I'm looking for someone who is going to
Speaker 4: be truthful, to be blunt. It's not as high matance.
Speaker 4: It's she Okay, you know what I asked you to
Speaker 4: give you more information, and this is what most men
Speaker 4: will tell you. It is an into someone's insecurity. I
Speaker 4: will admit this, but at the same time I can
Speaker 4: also address it to the point saying, you know what,
Speaker 4: I can't sustain that I like her. She's great, She's
Speaker 4: absolutely great. If this even makes sense, she checked all
Speaker 4: the boxes on my side. It was wonderful. But the
Speaker 4: glaring reality is that she is absolutely gorgeous, possibly even
Speaker 4: too gorgeous for me. I'll even go so I say that.
Speaker 2: So this isn't really about the high maintenance so much.
Speaker 2: Is that maybe it's a way to protect yourself from
Speaker 2: her being stolen away by somebody else because she's so hot,
Speaker 2: or having other people look at her.
Speaker 4: That is a great possibility, and that has been a
Speaker 4: great possibility that concerns me. I'm not gonna lie to here.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, thanks for being honest. I appreciate it, certainly.
Speaker 4: Thank you for your time.
Speaker 1: If you can hang on one second. Alegra is actually
Speaker 1: on the phone. She's been listening and wants to talk
Speaker 1: to you.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 4: You, Hello, how are you have you been?
Speaker 8: I've been sad because I've sent you a few messages
Speaker 8: and I would over here thinking that I was not
Speaker 8: pretty enough for you come to find out I'm not
Speaker 8: ugly enough.
Speaker 4: If you heard everything you it's no, there's no stretch
Speaker 4: against you. It's as I was man have to say.
Speaker 4: It could be in the area of an insecurity. Upon
Speaker 4: my point, what I've seen my other friends go through,
Speaker 4: I don't want what hurt me the most it is
Speaker 4: to me to fallen over to you and you would
Speaker 4: you betray your treatment and cheat on.
Speaker 1: Me because I don't do well with pain.
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 4: I built up a wall and I try to operate
Speaker 4: behind it, and you you shread it, you thread it.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna get emotions. I'm sorry. Know you don't know
Speaker 4: the part of me. But that's that's prettretty much how
Speaker 4: I have a right, and that's that's why I I I.
Speaker 7: Do.
Speaker 4: I would not be able to to to maintain myself
Speaker 4: adequately if someone I liked so much it was so
Speaker 4: beautiful it hurt me in that way.
Speaker 8: Yeah, here's the though, hero like, I'm hoping that the
Speaker 8: beauty you see on the outside is also the beauty
Speaker 8: you'll see on my inside, because I'm not that girl.
Speaker 8: I'm not the type of person who thinks looks are
Speaker 8: so important that I'm going to go run to the
Speaker 8: next good looking guy that gives me attention, which, by
Speaker 8: the way, you are so hot, like yeah, to understand,
Speaker 8: like woman, it's not if you're look, it's the whole package.
Speaker 4: So you got it. Thank thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1: I appreciate that. I do. You know, Harold, Uh, you
Speaker 1: shouldn't stay closed after stuff just because you want to know,
Speaker 1: Well you think and I go would be better.
Speaker 2: It doesn't make it safer. I mean, I think it's
Speaker 2: always scary.
Speaker 4: When no, I agree, it's this blue hard. You know,
Speaker 4: it's blueheard. Have you seen a lot of You've been
Speaker 4: hurt before, and you've seen a lot of betrayal from
Speaker 4: your friends, and that what's happened to them. It's kind
Speaker 4: of kind of shuts you down a little bit.
Speaker 5: And and you're right, I shouldn't do that way.
Speaker 4: I shouldn't because she's great.
Speaker 1: She's no great, Alegra, you're great. Okay, Well, then, Harold,
Speaker 1: would you like to go out with Allegra again on
Speaker 1: another date? We'll pay for it.
Speaker 5: Yes, I.
Speaker 1: Will say this, Allegra. I don't need their money, but
Speaker 1: I want to go on the day with you so
Speaker 1: we don't have to pay for it, but you'll go
Speaker 1: on another day.
Speaker 4: I definitely thought them.
Speaker 5: Man, you know, I have to keep that image of.
Speaker 4: Am I going to go on a date. It was
Speaker 4: really nice to hear from you.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I think that if we go on another date,
Speaker 8: your insecurities are going to go away. Like I'm here
Speaker 8: for this.
Speaker 4: Good. I think I need.
Speaker 5: Somebody to be here for that.
Speaker 1: Oh yes you do, Harold, Yeah, yeah, don't take something
Speaker 1: away from yourself because of things that have happened outside
Speaker 1: of you, you know, yeah, yeah, right, you're right, but
Speaker 1: really you don't need to pay for them. You know,
Speaker 1: will keep his mind.
Speaker 4: I'll put it in writing as well.
Speaker 1: First day follow up? How many times does this happened
Speaker 1: to you? Your significant other is upset and you're really
Speaker 1: trying to help, but then you say something and as
Speaker 1: soon as the words come out of your mouth, you
Speaker 1: wish you could grab them and eat them faster than
Speaker 1: a bag of flaming hot Cheetos. That's a guy, you know,
Speaker 1: something like you need to calm down. That instantly makes
Speaker 1: somebody do the opposite. Well, a threat is going viral
Speaker 1: of men sharing the things that they instantly regret saying
Speaker 1: to their wives, and it's a Sky things that you
Speaker 1: read and you're like, how did they not know to
Speaker 1: not say that? We'll go over it right after this,
Speaker 1: it's the jew Will Show, husband say the darnedest things,
Speaker 1: don't they asked The Jewel Show, I wouldn't know. A
Speaker 1: thread is going viral of men sharing the things that
Speaker 1: they instantly regret saying to their wives, and it's one
Speaker 1: of those lists that you're reading. You're like, how did
Speaker 1: you not know? That wouldn't be okay? I didn't go
Speaker 1: over it right now.
Speaker 2: I just think there's something about dudes' brains that's just
Speaker 2: not like it's simple, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I don't mean that is I don't mean that a
Speaker 1: bad way. I just saw this thing, correct.
Speaker 2: I just saw this thing on social media too, where
Speaker 2: the girl was like giving advice to other women. It
Speaker 2: was like, if you're texting with your man and you
Speaker 2: ask more than one question in the text message, you're
Speaker 2: only going to get the last question you asked answered.
Speaker 2: The other ones will not be noticed. You got to
Speaker 2: keep it simple, one question at a time, one text.
Speaker 2: Always answer all the questions I do. I start with
Speaker 2: the last one.
Speaker 1: I start with the last question first, and then I
Speaker 1: go through and through the rest if I've ever asked
Speaker 1: a bunch.
Speaker 2: Okay, but you're also not simple. Ok So you're a unicorns.
Speaker 3: As a middle ground, I pick the most important question,
Speaker 3: and that's the one I answer, not the first, it's
Speaker 3: not the last unless those are the most important questions them.
Speaker 2: He's keeping it simple.
Speaker 1: Well, you could do like somebody did on the list
Speaker 1: of men that are sharing the things that they wish
Speaker 1: they would have not said to their wives regret it,
Speaker 1: and with all those questions in a text message, you
Speaker 1: can say, stop nagging me so much?
Speaker 2: Oh what.
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 1: Okay, that's inside voice, sir.
Speaker 2: You know if you are nagging, though, I will say
Speaker 2: because I find it very attractive to be checked when
Speaker 2: i'm wrong respectful you. Yes, I don't respectfully checked when
Speaker 2: I'm wrong.
Speaker 1: So what does that mean, Nina, I was gonna like
Speaker 1: you would not?
Speaker 3: Nina means specifically by men who are she's super attracted to,
Speaker 3: not anyone else.
Speaker 2: Like a man I'm dating. Right, I am nagging you
Speaker 2: and I am being super annoying. It's probably because I'm
Speaker 2: hungry or or something like that, and I need to
Speaker 2: be shook out of my rudeness. So if I'm respectfully
Speaker 2: checked in.
Speaker 1: That moment, it's like, hey, how do you do that?
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I was saying, like you gotta just kind of stop
Speaker 2: and look at me like I adore you, but quit nagging.
Speaker 1: Like how the word is said, like you can say
Speaker 1: it in a playful way.
Speaker 2: Kind of kind of, but like don't roll your eyes
Speaker 2: at me and don't be like, quit nagging me.
Speaker 1: Then I'm not gonna take that way. You'd be like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, I love you, but seriously, like quit
Speaker 1: nagging me. But I said I love you, so it's
Speaker 1: like no, that would make me mad too.
Speaker 2: You have to like say, I don't know why, it's
Speaker 2: like you're nagging.
Speaker 1: She needs to feel pretty.
Speaker 2: After you're nagging me right now. And then I'd be like, oh, baby,
Speaker 2: you're right, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: What about it's so cute when you nag.
Speaker 2: A good actually yeah, because you're like, oh am I nagging?
Speaker 2: So you're still being effective and letting me know what
Speaker 2: I'm nagging because I shouldn't be doing that.
Speaker 1: Okay, but you gotcha.
Speaker 2: Okay, unless you're really really messing up.
Speaker 1: And we're going over a thread of them and sharing
Speaker 1: the things they instantly regret saying to their wives, how
Speaker 1: about how would this one affect you? I don't have
Speaker 1: time for this right now.
Speaker 2: I don't like that now that would kind of push
Speaker 2: me to the I would just stop talking to you,
Speaker 2: big bye on time for you? Then right now it
Speaker 2: is how it's said, because you really are busy. That's okay,
Speaker 2: But you got to be like, can we can we
Speaker 2: come back to this? Can we circle back?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: That will check myself because what if now's not the time?
Speaker 7: What is that?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Maybe it's a question for him where it's like can
Speaker 2: we talk about this later?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: And then I'm like, of course, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: Like you can diffuse a situation and still get your
Speaker 2: point across. It's just thinking about how the words are said.
Speaker 1: I will say, if you say can we talk about
Speaker 1: this later, you have to talk about it later though, yes, it'll.
Speaker 4: Be a few months, and then it's like we never
Speaker 4: had that conversation without dang it, you remember that is true.
Speaker 3: I one time said, I'm not sure why you choose
Speaker 3: the most inopportune times, with a complete lack of awareness
Speaker 3: of what's going on around you to ask these questions
Speaker 3: at this moment, and that didn't turn out.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't think. Okay, alright, I'll write that down.
Speaker 1: Also too many words. I just really want I really.
Speaker 3: Wanted to drive home that she had no awareness of
Speaker 3: the situation.
Speaker 1: Now was not the time. It's really cute when you're unaware.
Speaker 3: It's so cute when you're oblivious to absolutely everyone else's pain.
Speaker 1: Give me a hug. And if this crowded Disneyland park
Speaker 1: is the place to ask about the bills.
Speaker 9: This is.
Speaker 1: We're at Disneyland, where we'll forget about bills until we
Speaker 1: leave Disneyland, the best place on earth, which is making
Speaker 1: us not be able to affret? How I can ask
Speaker 1: now those we're putting over a thread of them and
Speaker 1: sharing the things that they instantly regret saying to their wives,
Speaker 1: how about why are you still holding that against me?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 1: That's but it's like you can only hold something against
Speaker 1: someone for so long.
Speaker 3: Right, that's healthy, Victoria, keep that mindset.
Speaker 1: You gotta keep. You got to keep some checks and
Speaker 1: balances though, you have to have stuff and like you
Speaker 1: don't mean to, but.
Speaker 3: It's there, so you know, keeping score in a relationship
Speaker 3: is so dangerous, but literally everyone does it.
Speaker 1: But then someone's gonna always lose, gona wants to win.
Speaker 1: But like some also always the dudes that I've known
Speaker 1: that have said why are you still holding that against me?
Speaker 1: Are usually guys that have cheated and this, and they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: we're gonna talk about that again. It's like I'm still
Speaker 1: here was two days ago. We're still gonna talk about it?
Speaker 1: How many times we're gonna have to apologize for? And
Speaker 1: that your sister about it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well you've heard our dirty little secrets.
Speaker 1: They get wild. Another thing that men instantly regret saying
Speaker 1: to their wives, you're too sensitive? How does that one hit?
Speaker 1: That doesn't go very well?
Speaker 2: Because I know I'm sensitive. So that's another one of
Speaker 2: those things you gotta dance around depending on what you're
Speaker 2: trying to say. When you make any of this stuff
Speaker 2: sound negative, you're gonna just it's not gonna send, it's
Speaker 2: not gonna hit.
Speaker 1: Well, it's also context.
Speaker 3: If she's sitting there crying about something she's said about,
Speaker 3: I don't know if that's the right move. Yeah, maybe
Speaker 3: have a conversation where she's super up and happy, like, hey,
Speaker 3: you know, I noticed your crash real hard.
Speaker 1: What can we do to help you not be such
Speaker 1: a sensitive little baby. You're always crying about me sleeping
Speaker 1: with your sister. You're too sensitive.
Speaker 7: Just like her.
Speaker 1: She was crying too, she was grabbed for.
Speaker 4: Stop.
Speaker 1: It's so easy. Abby has a good story about something
Speaker 1: that you shouldn't say in front of your significant her
Speaker 1: good social media Gabby was a town of something. So
Speaker 1: I live with my husband and our two friends.
Speaker 10: We're watching a reality TV show and my husband says
Speaker 10: to me, Wow, that girl's really attractive.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, yeah she is.
Speaker 10: And one of our roommates goes, Gabby, that didn't bother you,
Speaker 10: and I said, no, that woman's really beautiful.
Speaker 1: Like he's just pointing it out, like respectfully.
Speaker 10: And then that same night he had his girlfriend over.
Speaker 1: They're sitting, they're sitting on the couch. He looks sober
Speaker 1: and he goes.
Speaker 10: Wow, that girls really can I say, yeah, yeah, that
Speaker 10: girl has really nice boots.
Speaker 1: He goes, okay, not the same. Yeah you wanted to try,
Speaker 1: just like I'm waiting for my moment. Wow, I would
Speaker 1: love to touch her Chest's what's trending? Okay?
Speaker 2: Do you spend your evening sleep maxing and relaxing? Do
Speaker 2: you know if you're sleep maxing. Well, that's a new trend,
Speaker 2: sleep maxing, which is really just when you obsess over
Speaker 2: getting the perfect night sleep. Now doctors are saying, if
Speaker 2: you spend your nights obsessing, you're just screwing yourself. So
Speaker 2: this is it right now, everybody is really into like
Speaker 2: sleepy girl mocktails, like drinking that cherry juice and hitting
Speaker 2: some magnesium in there, a little shot ski here and there,
Speaker 2: and then you're hoping that I'll put you to sleep.
Speaker 3: Hold on, I can't let us go further magnesium, Okay.
Speaker 1: I just want to get sleepy. It is a shot
Speaker 1: of vodkas.
Speaker 2: Actually, the trainer told me once, if you take a
Speaker 2: shot of tequila before you go to sleep, it helps
Speaker 2: your metabolism.
Speaker 1: Really, that trainer was a drunk. That trainer spoke my language.
Speaker 7: Just one.
Speaker 1: Every night I need.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 2: The sleep maxine may seem like you're obsessing, which you are.
Speaker 1: It's it's they're saying not to it.
Speaker 2: But also there's positives to it, because if you're gonna
Speaker 2: be obsessed with anything, why not sleep. However, there's something
Speaker 2: also called orthosomnia, which is the opposite of that, where
Speaker 2: you're too focused on the sleep tracker Why are we
Speaker 2: so obsessed with this stuff?
Speaker 1: And why does everything you have to have a name?
Speaker 1: Want to start sleep tracking, like track how long they sleep? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Actually I lie. It's not the opposite. It just that's
Speaker 1: also bad for you obsessed with your sleep tracker, So
Speaker 1: you're waking up in the middle of not being like,
Speaker 1: am I sleep check?
Speaker 7: I fall?
Speaker 1: Remember?
Speaker 2: I do love that sleep is being prioritized. Sleep is
Speaker 2: very important and especially for women.
Speaker 1: But there you go.
Speaker 2: If you're sleep Maxine, be careful.
Speaker 1: So do you eat mold? Like when you see mold
Speaker 1: on your bread? Do you eat it? Do you want it?
Speaker 1: Or do you throw it away? Try to not eat it?
Speaker 10: About how bread you gotta help metabolism?
Speaker 3: Are of mold on the bread, whole bag, in the can,
Speaker 3: hole bag in the can.
Speaker 1: It does die?
Speaker 4: Please do not die.
Speaker 2: That's what Brad is correct.
Speaker 1: You will miss you, But I am too busy for
Speaker 1: you to die.
Speaker 2: That's not the part I was saying Brad is correct about.
Speaker 2: Brad is correct about throwing away the bread. So the
Speaker 2: whole argument about what to do when your bread gets moldy,
Speaker 2: because I guess that.
Speaker 1: Was an argument whether or not the piece with mold
Speaker 1: on it or.
Speaker 2: The whole loaf. Well, if you throw away the whole loaf,
Speaker 2: and you're saving yourself, because even if you can't see
Speaker 2: the mold on the other pieces of the loaf, there
Speaker 2: are probably spores that are not visible to the I
Speaker 2: that are prere.
Speaker 1: If you toast it, the mold comes off. That's not
Speaker 1: how mold works.
Speaker 2: Actually, she's kind of right, No, becaue cooking does kill
Speaker 2: the mold, but the toxins can still be present.
Speaker 1: So I would just someone that would eat moldy bread
Speaker 1: all the time, like, well, that's what penicillin is made
Speaker 1: out of. I'm like, yeah, but they don't just scrape
Speaker 1: it off the bread. They do stuff to it. It's
Speaker 1: not the same thing. In general. If you're smelling your
Speaker 1: food to see if it's okay, move on, still good,
Speaker 1: Move on my milk. Just move on, you guys.
Speaker 2: This was a very teachable moment with sleep maxing and molds.
Speaker 2: So take it for what you will and be healthy
Speaker 2: out there. That's what's trending.
Speaker 7: Jubles dirty little Secret.
Speaker 1: Hello, Hello, you have a dirty little secret? I do
Speaker 1: what's up? What is it? Okay?
Speaker 8: So I was dating a dude for a really long time.
Speaker 4: Great guy.
Speaker 1: Huh huh.
Speaker 8: Find out she's married.
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 8: Yeah, bro, So I find out where the wife works.
Speaker 8: Get a job there? Oh whoa best friend?
Speaker 1: Oh you're playing long game here? Whoa?
Speaker 8: Okay, not all do I become her best friend?
Speaker 4: But I have her switched teams?
Speaker 1: No way.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he had a history experimentation, and so I got
Speaker 8: her to switch teams. I hooked her up with a
Speaker 8: friend of mine and made a quiet exit and ruined.
Speaker 4: His life.
Speaker 1: And made a quiet exit. You're like one of those
Speaker 1: people in the action movie that lights a cigarette walking
Speaker 1: away from a gas station and just tossed it behind him,
Speaker 1: the whole thing. Yeah.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I tried to tell him you don't lie. If
Speaker 8: you lie, I will destroy you.
Speaker 7: Lie.
Speaker 1: I will destroy Karma is real and you are karma.
Speaker 1: You actually got a whole job and befriended her and
Speaker 1: then made her switch teams. That's amazing.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he had me convinced.
Speaker 8: I had drunk the kool aid. I thought he was great.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry that sucks. Did it make you feel better?
Speaker 8: Oh yeah yeah, I sleep way better. And I knowing
Speaker 8: he's miserable and everything.
Speaker 1: Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.
Speaker 8: Thanks you guys having good days.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm thinking it. What's up? Hey it do
Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So my job basically pays me to do nothing. Oh
Speaker 1: that's nice.
Speaker 2: What are you supposed to be doing?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 6: I work at a warehouse and we get like shipments
Speaker 6: come in and I have to unpack them, dude, doing
Speaker 6: different things, but basically no shipments have been coming in
Speaker 6: for like months, and so sometimes I just go in.
Speaker 1: The back and sleep like on the palace. Like what
Speaker 1: are you just in a shift where that's like not
Speaker 1: a lot of shipments or something.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I mean it's like every time, like I basically
Speaker 6: have no work, Like there's like no work to do,
Speaker 6: and nobody's slaid me off. So I just I've been
Speaker 6: coming in.
Speaker 9: It's still getting paid.
Speaker 1: At least you show up.
Speaker 2: To show up, and sometimes that's more than anybody tell Yeah,
Speaker 2: there is the dirt little secret what company is?
Speaker 1: Because I think everybody wants your job now.
Speaker 8: Secret.
Speaker 1: Thanks for telling us your dirty little secret? Yeah, thank
Speaker 1: you guys. What's your dirty little secret?