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Speaker 1: What would you talk about on your on your podcast

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Speaker 1: firm Elvis Presents fifteen minute morning show. You're rolling, Oh,

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Speaker 1: we're rolling. We're doing this thing all right, Thank Youscuits. Okay,

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Speaker 1: the garden this weekend. Really I love Limp Biscuit. They're

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Speaker 1: still alive. Scotti, what do you want to talk about today? Uh?

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Speaker 1: How about doing random five k's that you haven't run

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Speaker 1: in ten years? Really impressed that, did you? I thought

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Speaker 1: Scotty was gonna stroke out. And I can say that

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Speaker 1: because I've had to, But I'm impressed. Scotty. When was

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Speaker 1: the last time you actually ran? I haven't done like

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Speaker 1: an actual run in probably ten to twelve yours and

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Speaker 1: you ran a five k at six forty five in

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Speaker 1: the morning. My daughter woke me up and she said,

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Speaker 1: I'm doing a five k today. I'm gonna go. Do

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Speaker 1: you want to come? And I was like what? And

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Speaker 1: they said they're picking me up in fifteen minutes. So

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Speaker 1: I got dressed, I brushed my teeth, I had a

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Speaker 1: ran it. Good for you, fe No, I felt fine,

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Speaker 1: it said I had to. I had to walk probably

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Speaker 1: halfway through, only because I couldn't leave my daughter behind.

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Speaker 1: She couldn't. She couldn't run the whole thing. But I

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Speaker 1: definitely feel like I could have run the entire thing.

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Speaker 1: You're saying you could have been faster if it wasn't

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Speaker 1: for Yeah, she helped me back, but I did get

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Speaker 1: him over participating. Oh you hate that? Well, you know

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Speaker 1: it's okay. I liked it when I got it around

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Speaker 1: my neck. What I liked it when they put the

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Speaker 1: metal on me. You know what we're talking about, Scott,

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Speaker 1: he's five K. How did you do in your five K?

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Speaker 1: I did okay. I got there. It took like forty

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Speaker 1: five minutes, which is way too long, but it's because

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Speaker 1: I had to walk half of it. Are we on?

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Speaker 1: I was pushing a button my daughter. My daughter asked

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Speaker 1: me to go, so I went with her, and she

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Speaker 1: was gung ho and she started running and then she

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Speaker 1: of it. That's that's good. That's from nothing. I will

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Speaker 1: say after a mile and a half. I kind of

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Speaker 1: felt my I had some chest pains, but you know,

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Speaker 1: there was an ambulance there just in case the ale's

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Speaker 1: call I gotta take. Okay, can we talk about who

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Speaker 1: here thinks they could run a five k without practice

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Speaker 1: or any sort of warning. I don't think something chasing me. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: apocalypse maybe chasing me. It's it's it's only it's three

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Speaker 1: I could jog it with no problem. I couldn't jog it.

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Speaker 1: Is that like twelve times around like a track? Like

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Speaker 1: a track? A mile is four times around a track,

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Speaker 1: so that'd be twelve yeah and a little bit. I

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Speaker 1: went for a hike this weekend and I was at

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Speaker 1: a break. My gosh, Yeah, I'm tired from this podcast.

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Speaker 1: There you go. I ride my bike a lot, so

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Speaker 1: that probably keeps me like semi in shape. Okay, I

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Speaker 1: guess there's different muscles, but still a right scary. How

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Speaker 1: is your workout this weekend? He did? He did a

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Speaker 1: But what would be the closest thing to a workout

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Speaker 1: that you did? Walking to my favorite filafeling. How much

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Speaker 1: place you're gonna refrigerator? He sat down the toilet. But

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Speaker 1: For that. You did to walk across the Brooklyn Bridge

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Speaker 1: at that time, I did, Scary, when you walk to food,

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Speaker 1: back from food. It has to be good food. We

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Speaker 1: and Scary said fifteen minutes, and I call bullshit on that.

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Speaker 1: I don't think you'd walk fifteen minutes. I've never walked

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Speaker 1: with you more than you walked fifteen minutes, and that's

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Speaker 1: not a distance. So I've walked teen minutes before, but

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Speaker 1: have the time, I'll do it. That's walking outside. Walking

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Speaker 1: about bike? Scary? You know rack across the street from

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Speaker 1: Second they work with they're gonna sell this thing. They're lost,

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Speaker 1: with salespeople because Scary held up a bottle of water

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Speaker 1: and pointed to it and mouth, I'll endorse this O God, alright,

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Speaker 1: what else I'm born? I think if you look closely, Brodie,

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Speaker 1: don't move your head. Look at Brodie on the screen.

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Speaker 1: It looks like he's growing a double's horn. Oh it does,

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Speaker 1: I said, don't move your head. He moved it. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: There go that podcast a lot. That's kind of hilarious,

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Speaker 1: a little satanic. Look. Yeah, I think you want you

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Speaker 1: want to talk about our roller skating party. Oh yeah, Never.

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Speaker 1: He wants to get into a van, go to Long

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Speaker 1: Island and go roller skatie. Yes, it's in the works.

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Speaker 1: Three things I don't want to and I'm not going

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Speaker 1: to get in your van. And then he said, but

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Speaker 1: That skate saurus will be there, will be there. You

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Speaker 1: thing you can hold on It isn't that's a skate mate.

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Speaker 1: The skate saurus is the musty costume from the eighties.

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Speaker 1: to throw in roller skates for everybody. Yeah, then would

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Speaker 1: you do it to keep Yeah? No, you don't even

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Speaker 1: let people wear shoes in your apartment. Gandhi, you're gonna

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Speaker 1: roller skate down this street. The skate is festest. What

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Speaker 1: It was my boss. Well, corporate, couldn't you tell the boss, hey,

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Speaker 1: you ruffled some feathers. Yeah, he believed me, you know me,

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Speaker 1: can't help use my boss. Have you ever, Brody, have

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Speaker 1: always want to make wrongs right. I get that, and

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Speaker 1: You should you should work for some teen TV news

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Speaker 1: and be better get Brody, and you should just be

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Speaker 1: reporters for the TV stations. You could do that. I'll

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Speaker 1: think about it. If they're hiring, call me. I'm working

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Speaker 1: on it. Yeah, books are weird. You work on it

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Speaker 1: it was a great show today. Everybody Yet ten minutes?

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Speaker 1: What do we talk about earlier? They go run a

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Speaker 1: five K. You don't just have to say the negative thing.

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Speaker 1: You keep yourself. Yeah, but we have listeners that call

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Speaker 1: us out. I don't care. They can call us that.

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Speaker 1: podcast is bonus. It really is. It's the fifteen minute

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Speaker 1: finished with that book. By the way, if you watch

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Speaker 1: sixty minutes, it's like fifty two minutes if you think

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Speaker 1: about its true, this is why. And the foot long

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Speaker 1: not a foot long, it's not it's not fine that

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Speaker 1: it happens. Long is actually like I think it's like

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Speaker 1: eleven and a half inches, but the meat flows out

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Speaker 1: over the foot sounds like a weekend. That we're done?

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Speaker 1: Why do you keep turning us all because you've got

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Speaker 1: shipped to do? So to everybody's got shipped to do,

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Speaker 1: all right, I've got shipped to do, got a ship,

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Speaker 1: got ship, all right, say goodbye, everyone got shipped to

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Speaker 1: do The fifteen minute Morning Show.