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Speaker 1: doesn't have to be a big complicated process, you know,
Speaker 1: with swipes and clever pickup lines and dms and m d's.
Speaker 1: Sometimes all it takes is one common interest to bond you. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's cool. Yeah, Like you like go GURTs, I like
Speaker 1: Go GURTs too. Maybe we should do some activia in
Speaker 1: the bedroom ACTA saying your probiotic health is sec and
Speaker 1: that's how babies are made. It's also how one of
Speaker 1: our listeners met their date. They're just one common interest.
Speaker 1: Her name is Megan. Okay, what's up, Megan? Hi? Can
Speaker 1: this guy do a little late night yo play? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Megan, I'm too much fun. It's also the
Speaker 1: guy that you met what's his name? His name is Kurt.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm sorry. I gotta get over your play.
Speaker 1: You're never gonna it's gonna be a much better Megan,
Speaker 1: Where did you eat this guy online? We were both
Speaker 1: chatting in this Facebook group, this local band that we
Speaker 1: both like. Oh okay, oh that's your shared interest? Is
Speaker 1: the local band? Yeah? Not no go gurt Okay, that
Speaker 1: comes later in the relationship. Yeah. So you guys started
Speaker 1: messaging on Facebook on the band fan page. Yeah, we
Speaker 1: like kind of took it over and it was mostly
Speaker 1: us chatting. Okay, well that's fun, that's cool. How did
Speaker 1: you move to the next step? Well? I kind of
Speaker 1: like looked him up a little bit just to see
Speaker 1: he seemed like a normal human being, and you know,
Speaker 1: he was decent looking, so I was like, well, maybe
Speaker 1: I'll just message him and record meet up. But he
Speaker 1: was good enough. Okay. He wasn't like movie start, but
Speaker 1: he was still looking enough. Yeah. Okay, Yeah, I'm sure
Speaker 1: every man loves that compliment. Yeah, but I'm sure a
Speaker 1: lot of women have been in that exact situation. It's like,
Speaker 1: you'll do So what did you guys do for your date?
Speaker 1: He asked me to come over to his place, and um,
Speaker 1: he collects vinyl, so we were just gonna like hang
Speaker 1: out and listen. Disappointing, Oh, my god, it's hipster love.
Speaker 1: I love this. How did that go? It went well?
Speaker 1: I mean he has he has a lot of vinyl.
Speaker 1: We had some drinks. I'm ready to drink a little
Speaker 1: too much. Now you're speaking Brooks language. I don't remember
Speaker 1: the rest of it, but I remember the drinks. Yeah, yes,
Speaker 1: So we got fairly drunk. We listened to a lot
Speaker 1: of music, and then we got kind of hungry, and
Speaker 1: so we ended up microwaving a bunch of frozen stuff.
Speaker 1: He had, like sam burritos and chilatos. And I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: but it sounds like a really fun date. It sounds like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he's listening to vinyl, so it's like it's kind of classy. Right,
Speaker 1: What did you guys connect over besides being intoxicated and
Speaker 1: the man? There was one point when he wanted to
Speaker 1: like this is socially. He wanted to claim here a
Speaker 1: romantic drum solo because he had one of those electronics
Speaker 1: drum pads. Romantic drum solo started. You know, I was
Speaker 1: kind of drunk. I don't really remember when. I think
Speaker 1: it's more work in jazz, simple yet action? Okay he
Speaker 1: serious or was he joking? I've been serious, but he
Speaker 1: was pretty tipsy as well, so I mean it might
Speaker 1: have been a mix. I don't know. Yeah, pretty silly,
Speaker 1: but it's kind of a cute moment for a first dage.
Speaker 1: He was honestly being drunk and he's still trying to
Speaker 1: impress you. I think that says a lot. Okay, Like,
Speaker 1: did that get you going? Do you make out with
Speaker 1: him after that romantic drum song? We made up for
Speaker 1: a little bit after that, but it didn't go any
Speaker 1: further than that. All right, Okay, that's good though, I mean,
Speaker 1: you know you had some boundaries. Yeah, was the kiss good?
Speaker 1: I think so? I mean again, I was drinking, so
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if I kissed him or if it
Speaker 1: was just a lamp shade. Way, how did the night end?
Speaker 1: So I asked him if I could crash there, and
Speaker 1: he was a total gentleman and he let me have
Speaker 1: the bat and he slept on the futon. Oh that's nice. Wow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: But then I had to like leave in the morning
Speaker 1: because I had to go to a meeting, and so
Speaker 1: I was like, I kind of just cleaned up a
Speaker 1: little bit and then I snuck out because I didn't
Speaker 1: want to wake him up. Oh Okay, that was nice
Speaker 1: of you to clean You didn't you didn't say by
Speaker 1: it at all. No, but I did text him later
Speaker 1: and I made it clear like, hey, I just had
Speaker 1: to leave for the thing and they didn't want to
Speaker 1: wake you because you were really sound lay asleep. Okay,
Speaker 1: I think that was a good move. What did he
Speaker 1: say back? He hasn't responded, and he's not responding on
Speaker 1: Facebook either, and so I don't really understand what happened,
Speaker 1: like and really, you know, I'd totally go on a
Speaker 1: second date with him, and I I'm interested that he's
Speaker 1: kind of ghosted. Maybe you guys got so drunk he
Speaker 1: just does not remember the whole night, like what I
Speaker 1: do last night. You never didn't know the right. Are
Speaker 1: you a sloppy or an emotional drunk? Oh? Yeah, in
Speaker 1: the past, yeah, No, I usually just get like really
Speaker 1: happy and energy. Well, we have some things to think about.
Speaker 1: We're going to play a song and when we come back,
Speaker 1: we're gonna call Kurt for you, and we're going to
Speaker 1: try and get you your too. That microphone Atmantic, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to get turned on. Bring the yogurt out after
Speaker 1: this your second day update, You know, nothing gets a
Speaker 1: woman in the mood like a musical guy that knows
Speaker 1: his way around a drum set. Okay, I mean that's true.
Speaker 1: Think about it. When you think of the sexiest musicians
Speaker 1: of all time, they're all drummers. Really, there are a
Speaker 1: lot of sexy drummers, Ringo Star, the one armed drummer
Speaker 1: from the rock group def Leopard. Oh, that's actually pretty sweet.
Speaker 1: I don't remember Animal from the Muppets. Yeah, oh, he
Speaker 1: was so hot. Of course, Last, but not least, the
Speaker 1: little drummer boy. Oh, man, do you know how much
Speaker 1: action this little guy would have gotten if he was around.
Speaker 1: Now he's a grown drummer boy. Now it's okay, I
Speaker 1: missed he was born at the wrong time. Let me
Speaker 1: tell you missed opportunity there. But one of our listeners, Megan,
Speaker 1: recently met an amateur drummer named Kurt. They listened to
Speaker 1: Vinyl records together back at his apartment, ate some frozen
Speaker 1: microwave food, and made out before they fell asleep on
Speaker 1: separate beds. Yeah, when she woke up in the morning,
Speaker 1: she didn't wake him up. When she left, she just
Speaker 1: decided to go, And ever since then, she said a
Speaker 1: hard time getting a hold of him, and unfortunately, I
Speaker 1: think most guys like that purpose. Yeah, you wake up
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh no awkward, goodvibes or anything. Okay,
Speaker 1: but there was no like hook up that night other
Speaker 1: than the makeout session. That's true awkward. Megan. Are you
Speaker 1: the type of girl because you said you were drinking,
Speaker 1: that doesn't remember everything from that night? I mean I
Speaker 1: remember most of that, I think. Okay, some people black
Speaker 1: out more than others. I mean, I'm just asking because
Speaker 1: she can't. She does no idea why he's not. She
Speaker 1: doesn't know what. She doesn't know. You knows. It's time.
Speaker 1: We're gonna give Kurt a call and get you your
Speaker 1: second date update. You ready, Megan? All right, yep, okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Kurt. Yeah,
Speaker 1: who's going? Hey Kurt, my name's Jeffrey from the radio
Speaker 1: show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. What a radio show. Yes,
Speaker 1: a real life radio celebrity has reached out to you
Speaker 1: because I want to talk to you. That's so weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah said it that. It was really strange. I thought
Speaker 1: that was pretty smooth. It was. Ok. Well, it's Kurt.
Speaker 1: The reason why I'm calling is because we're doing a
Speaker 1: segment called a second date update. Have you ever heard
Speaker 1: of that before? No? I have not. Okay, Well, the
Speaker 1: way that it works is if you go out on
Speaker 1: a date with somebody, and afterwards, if that person isn't
Speaker 1: calling you back, you can email our show and we'll
Speaker 1: reach out to them for you to try and figure
Speaker 1: out the reason why. But I didn't email you guys
Speaker 1: about anything. No, somebody else emailed us in regards to you.
Speaker 1: Her name's Megan, Meghan. Guys, what can you let her
Speaker 1: know that I'm going to be sending her a Venmo request?
Speaker 1: But that I don't I don't want to talk to
Speaker 1: her anymore. Oh, what are you telling you about? Request
Speaker 1: a Venmo request? She needs a need some money? Okay, Kurt,
Speaker 1: I mean, slow down a little bit. I don't know
Speaker 1: what you're talking about. Can I just tell you what
Speaker 1: we know on our end? Yeah, I mean, what did
Speaker 1: the email say or what did she say that? So
Speaker 1: it happened? When we spoke to her, she said that
Speaker 1: you guys hung out at your apartment. You listen to
Speaker 1: some music together, drank ate some frozen foods, and she
Speaker 1: went to bed and when she woke up in the morning,
Speaker 1: she just left without saying anything. She didn't mention anything
Speaker 1: about breaking anything in the apartment or yeah, she snuck
Speaker 1: away from the problem. I mean, what's the problem that
Speaker 1: you're talking about. I did, I really did. Until the
Speaker 1: next morning. I woke up and yeah, she was nowhere
Speaker 1: to be found, and I went into the bathroom to,
Speaker 1: you know, use the bathroom. It's in the morning. Oh
Speaker 1: is that what you're doing? The bathroom? You use it?
Speaker 1: And I couldn't even do anything. What do you mean?
Speaker 1: I literally ended up having used the sink because the
Speaker 1: toilet is so clogged. I don't know what's going on,
Speaker 1: what's in there, what she put in there? She clogged
Speaker 1: your toilet, but like beyond any little thing, because like
Speaker 1: I have a plunger, I grabbed it out and I
Speaker 1: tried to plunge the thing. Nothing happened. I went at
Speaker 1: it for I don't know how to be like ten
Speaker 1: minutes of like trying to embarrassing. What made you think
Speaker 1: that it was her? It wasn't me, I proces. So wait,
Speaker 1: you're mad at her because she clogged your toilet. I
Speaker 1: want to pay for it. Yeah, that's kind of rude.
Speaker 1: Oh no, that's not the end of it okay, so
Speaker 1: once I couldn't get it unclogged. It's a real hasshole
Speaker 1: to get someone in here to do some work in
Speaker 1: this building. But you all, we have to let the supernow, right,
Speaker 1: So I let him. I let the supernow, and then
Speaker 1: he hits me with a bill for five hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Whoa what Now I'm out five hundred dollars for trying
Speaker 1: to have an enjoyable night. I don't understand your bathroom,
Speaker 1: but you want to understand. She'd be so embarrassed, like
Speaker 1: what is she supposed to say? She's supposed to come
Speaker 1: out of the bathroom, like, oh, I just I feel
Speaker 1: like she just ran off and didn't want to foot
Speaker 1: a bill, and now I'm stuck with it. And she
Speaker 1: sends me a message like, hey, it was fun hanging out,
Speaker 1: blah blah, like doesn't even bring it up. She probably
Speaker 1: doesn't know that it would cost five hundred dollars. I
Speaker 1: mean burritos. That's humiliating. I don't know what she was thinking,
Speaker 1: but there is a sure way to find out. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm so embarrassing, and Kurt, that's by asking her directly,
Speaker 1: because I need to tell you. Megan's been on the
Speaker 1: other line listening and wants to talk to Mike. I
Speaker 1: told you, guys, I didn't want to talk to her.
Speaker 1: You want your money, you better talk to her. Yeah, Megan,
Speaker 1: you there, Yeah, I don't here. Oh, I'm so sorry, Megan.
Speaker 1: I was sorry. This is so embarrassing. I feel so
Speaker 1: bad about this. I don't even say it though it's
Speaker 1: a first date, like are you sure you need that
Speaker 1: five hundred dollars? Do I need the five hundred dollars?
Speaker 1: I mean, and it's just okay, just tell me what happened, okay,
Speaker 1: and then maybe I can understand why you had to
Speaker 1: leave an embarrassment. Let's just put it that way then instead,
Speaker 1: because to me, I woke up and I thought you
Speaker 1: tried to sneak off. Yeah. So I was at one
Speaker 1: point fairly dropped, and I remember I went in the bathroom,
Speaker 1: and you know, when you're drunk and you do something
Speaker 1: because you think it'll work, and then it just gets
Speaker 1: worse and worse and worse, And that's what happened. Like so,
Speaker 1: I had a part of a burrito in my hand,
Speaker 1: and I went in the bathroom and then I didn't
Speaker 1: want to set it anywhere. And then I like tripped
Speaker 1: on the rug and it fell in the toilet. Are
Speaker 1: you saying then you put a burrito in the toilet?
Speaker 1: Is that what you just said? I thought it would
Speaker 1: be fine. No after I used, because I still had
Speaker 1: to go to the bathroom. So I was like, it'll
Speaker 1: flash after I used the toilet. It's fine. You tried
Speaker 1: to flash a burrito. There is a burrito in the toilet.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to reach in there either. I don't
Speaker 1: blame you, and like I didn't see the plunger. So
Speaker 1: I had a roll of menos in my purse, so
Speaker 1: I used those to try to push it. Umentos into
Speaker 1: the toilet or did you use it like a stick? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was like the one like in Herey Potter, Like
Speaker 1: I'm put she can get through him, trying to like
Speaker 1: push it down the Okay, So now there's a burrito
Speaker 1: and mentos lodged in the toilet. Oh did you leave
Speaker 1: at that point? I couldn't. I felt horrible so and
Speaker 1: I was just panicky. I just kept trying other things.
Speaker 1: What else could you possibly do around? What did you
Speaker 1: shove in their? Next? Like there was water, but there
Speaker 1: was only a little bit of water, So I thought
Speaker 1: maybe some shampoo would like help use it. So I'd
Speaker 1: like us a bunch of shampoo there, like like conditioner,
Speaker 1: like slick it down. You could just lubricate that burritos.
Speaker 1: It'll shoot out. I see the logic. It was just
Speaker 1: a total month. I don't think I should talk about
Speaker 1: it anymore. God curR. You know she's not making this up.
Speaker 1: But at this point I can see why you want
Speaker 1: the five hundred dollars. Yeah. See, I think this is
Speaker 1: better than what we thought it was. Mean, Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: glad that you guys can laugh about it. I mean,
Speaker 1: you gotta think, like a toilet mentos burrito that's better
Speaker 1: than some actual burritos that they sell it fast food.
Speaker 1: So I'm sorry, I am not as as angry. Well
Speaker 1: look at you laughing. Look at that, Kurt. I feel
Speaker 1: a little good. Like I couldn't imagine if that was
Speaker 1: me what I would do. I mean, I probably just
Speaker 1: tell a person. But you know, if you're drunk, if
Speaker 1: you're drunk and we weren't drunk, you're just freaking will
Speaker 1: will you like help him pay the bill or anything? Well,
Speaker 1: if you're willing to pay his bill, then we will
Speaker 1: be willing to pay your bill on your next date,
Speaker 1: because we'd like to send you out one more time
Speaker 1: and we'll pay for it. Okay, obviously you're into it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm not asking you, I'm asking Kurt. Kurt, what do
Speaker 1: you say if she pays you back the five hundred
Speaker 1: dollars for the plumb? Look, she doesn't even have to
Speaker 1: pay back a whole amount. If she gave half, I'd
Speaker 1: be happy with that, and i'd feel really bad. And
Speaker 1: obviously if she felt good enough to talk about all
Speaker 1: those an email you guys, I mean, I think that's fine. Okay,
Speaker 1: So that's a yes. Yeah, you're right in my house. Well, congratulations, Megan,
Speaker 1: you got yourself a second date. You're like the brutable
Speaker 1: winner Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.