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<v Speaker 1>that's how babies are made. It's also how one of

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<v Speaker 1>our listeners met their date. They're just one common interest.

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<v Speaker 1>Her name is Megan. Okay, what's up, Megan? Hi? Can

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<v Speaker 1>this guy do a little late night yo play? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, Megan, I'm too much fun. It's also the

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<v Speaker 1>guy that you met what's his name? His name is Kurt.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I'm sorry. I gotta get over your play.

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<v Speaker 1>You're never gonna it's gonna be a much better Megan,

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<v Speaker 1>Where did you eat this guy online? We were both

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<v Speaker 1>chatting in this Facebook group, this local band that we

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<v Speaker 1>both like. Oh okay, oh that's your shared interest? Is

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<v Speaker 1>the local band? Yeah? Not no go gurt Okay, that

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<v Speaker 1>comes later in the relationship. Yeah. So you guys started

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<v Speaker 1>messaging on Facebook on the band fan page. Yeah, we

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<v Speaker 1>like kind of took it over and it was mostly

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<v Speaker 1>us chatting. Okay, well that's fun, that's cool. How did

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<v Speaker 1>you move to the next step? Well? I kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like looked him up a little bit just to see

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<v Speaker 1>he seemed like a normal human being, and you know,

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<v Speaker 1>he was decent looking, so I was like, well, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just message him and record meet up. But he

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<v Speaker 1>was good enough. Okay. He wasn't like movie start, but

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<v Speaker 1>he was still looking enough. Yeah. Okay, Yeah, I'm sure

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<v Speaker 1>every man loves that compliment. Yeah, but I'm sure a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of women have been in that exact situation. It's like,

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<v Speaker 1>you'll do So what did you guys do for your date?

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<v Speaker 1>He asked me to come over to his place, and um,

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<v Speaker 1>he collects vinyl, so we were just gonna like hang

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<v Speaker 1>out and listen. Disappointing, Oh, my god, it's hipster love.

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<v Speaker 1>I love this. How did that go? It went well?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean he has he has a lot of vinyl.

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<v Speaker 1>We had some drinks. I'm ready to drink a little

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<v Speaker 1>too much. Now you're speaking Brooks language. I don't remember

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<v Speaker 1>the rest of it, but I remember the drinks. Yeah, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>So we got fairly drunk. We listened to a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of music, and then we got kind of hungry, and

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<v Speaker 1>so we ended up microwaving a bunch of frozen stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>He had, like sam burritos and chilatos. And I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>but it sounds like a really fun date. It sounds like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's listening to vinyl, so it's like it's kind of classy. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>What did you guys connect over besides being intoxicated and

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<v Speaker 1>the man? There was one point when he wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>like this is socially. He wanted to claim here a

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<v Speaker 1>romantic drum solo because he had one of those electronics

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<v Speaker 1>drum pads. Romantic drum solo started. You know, I was

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<v Speaker 1>kind of drunk. I don't really remember when. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's more work in jazz, simple yet action? Okay he

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<v Speaker 1>serious or was he joking? I've been serious, but he

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<v Speaker 1>was pretty tipsy as well, so I mean it might

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<v Speaker 1>have been a mix. I don't know. Yeah, pretty silly,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's kind of a cute moment for a first dage.

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<v Speaker 1>He was honestly being drunk and he's still trying to

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<v Speaker 1>impress you. I think that says a lot. Okay, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>did that get you going? Do you make out with

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<v Speaker 1>him after that romantic drum song? We made up for

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit after that, but it didn't go any

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<v Speaker 1>further than that. All right, Okay, that's good though, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you know you had some boundaries. Yeah, was the kiss good?

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<v Speaker 1>I think so? I mean again, I was drinking, so

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure if I kissed him or if it

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<v Speaker 1>was just a lamp shade. Way, how did the night end?

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<v Speaker 1>So I asked him if I could crash there, and

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<v Speaker 1>he was a total gentleman and he let me have

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<v Speaker 1>the bat and he slept on the futon. Oh that's nice. Wow. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>But then I had to like leave in the morning

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<v Speaker 1>because I had to go to a meeting, and so

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I kind of just cleaned up a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit and then I snuck out because I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to wake him up. Oh Okay, that was nice

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<v Speaker 1>of you to clean You didn't you didn't say by

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<v Speaker 1>it at all. No, but I did text him later

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<v Speaker 1>and I made it clear like, hey, I just had

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<v Speaker 1>to leave for the thing and they didn't want to

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<v Speaker 1>wake you because you were really sound lay asleep. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I think that was a good move. What did he

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<v Speaker 1>say back? He hasn't responded, and he's not responding on

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook either, and so I don't really understand what happened,

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<v Speaker 1>like and really, you know, I'd totally go on a

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<v Speaker 1>second date with him, and I I'm interested that he's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of ghosted. Maybe you guys got so drunk he

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<v Speaker 1>just does not remember the whole night, like what I

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<v Speaker 1>do last night. You never didn't know the right. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you a sloppy or an emotional drunk? Oh? Yeah, in

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<v Speaker 1>the past, yeah, No, I usually just get like really

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<v Speaker 1>happy and energy. Well, we have some things to think about.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to play a song and when we come back,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna call Kurt for you, and we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>try and get you your too. That microphone Atmantic, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get turned on. Bring the yogurt out after

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<v Speaker 1>this your second day update, You know, nothing gets a

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<v Speaker 1>woman in the mood like a musical guy that knows

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<v Speaker 1>his way around a drum set. Okay, I mean that's true.

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<v Speaker 1>Think about it. When you think of the sexiest musicians

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<v Speaker 1>of all time, they're all drummers. Really, there are a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of sexy drummers, Ringo Star, the one armed drummer

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<v Speaker 1>from the rock group def Leopard. Oh, that's actually pretty sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember Animal from the Muppets. Yeah, oh, he

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<v Speaker 1>was so hot. Of course, Last, but not least, the

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<v Speaker 1>little drummer boy. Oh, man, do you know how much

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<v Speaker 1>action this little guy would have gotten if he was around.

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<v Speaker 1>Now he's a grown drummer boy. Now it's okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>missed he was born at the wrong time. Let me

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<v Speaker 1>tell you missed opportunity there. But one of our listeners, Megan,

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<v Speaker 1>recently met an amateur drummer named Kurt. They listened to

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<v Speaker 1>Vinyl records together back at his apartment, ate some frozen

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<v Speaker 1>microwave food, and made out before they fell asleep on

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<v Speaker 1>separate beds. Yeah, when she woke up in the morning,

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<v Speaker 1>she didn't wake him up. When she left, she just

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<v Speaker 1>decided to go, And ever since then, she said a

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<v Speaker 1>hard time getting a hold of him, and unfortunately, I

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<v Speaker 1>think most guys like that purpose. Yeah, you wake up

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<v Speaker 1>and you're like, oh no awkward, goodvibes or anything. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>but there was no like hook up that night other

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<v Speaker 1>than the makeout session. That's true awkward. Megan. Are you

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<v Speaker 1>the type of girl because you said you were drinking,

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<v Speaker 1>that doesn't remember everything from that night? I mean I

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<v Speaker 1>remember most of that, I think. Okay, some people black

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<v Speaker 1>out more than others. I mean, I'm just asking because

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<v Speaker 1>she can't. She does no idea why he's not. She

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't know what. She doesn't know. You knows. It's time.

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<v Speaker 1>We're gonna give Kurt a call and get you your

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<v Speaker 1>second date update. You ready, Megan? All right, yep, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>here we go. Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Kurt. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>who's going? Hey Kurt, my name's Jeffrey from the radio

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<v Speaker 1>show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning. What a radio show. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>a real life radio celebrity has reached out to you

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<v Speaker 1>because I want to talk to you. That's so weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah said it that. It was really strange. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>that was pretty smooth. It was. Ok. Well, it's Kurt.

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<v Speaker 1>The reason why I'm calling is because we're doing a

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<v Speaker 1>segment called a second date update. Have you ever heard

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<v Speaker 1>of that before? No? I have not. Okay, Well, the

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<v Speaker 1>way that it works is if you go out on

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<v Speaker 1>a date with somebody, and afterwards, if that person isn't

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<v Speaker 1>calling you back, you can email our show and we'll

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<v Speaker 1>reach out to them for you to try and figure

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<v Speaker 1>out the reason why. But I didn't email you guys

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<v Speaker 1>about anything. No, somebody else emailed us in regards to you.

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<v Speaker 1>Her name's Megan, Meghan. Guys, what can you let her

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<v Speaker 1>know that I'm going to be sending her a Venmo request?

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<v Speaker 1>But that I don't I don't want to talk to

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<v Speaker 1>her anymore. Oh, what are you telling you about? Request

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<v Speaker 1>a Venmo request? She needs a need some money? Okay, Kurt,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, slow down a little bit. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what you're talking about. Can I just tell you what

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<v Speaker 1>we know on our end? Yeah, I mean, what did

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<v Speaker 1>the email say or what did she say that? So

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<v Speaker 1>it happened? When we spoke to her, she said that

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<v Speaker 1>you guys hung out at your apartment. You listen to

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<v Speaker 1>some music together, drank ate some frozen foods, and she

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<v Speaker 1>went to bed and when she woke up in the morning,

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<v Speaker 1>she just left without saying anything. She didn't mention anything

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<v Speaker 1>about breaking anything in the apartment or yeah, she snuck

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<v Speaker 1>away from the problem. I mean, what's the problem that

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<v Speaker 1>you're talking about. I did, I really did. Until the

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<v Speaker 1>next morning. I woke up and yeah, she was nowhere

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<v Speaker 1>to be found, and I went into the bathroom to,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, use the bathroom. It's in the morning. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>is that what you're doing? The bathroom? You use it?

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<v Speaker 1>And I couldn't even do anything. What do you mean?

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<v Speaker 1>I literally ended up having used the sink because the

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<v Speaker 1>toilet is so clogged. I don't know what's going on,

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<v Speaker 1>what's in there, what she put in there? She clogged

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<v Speaker 1>your toilet, but like beyond any little thing, because like

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<v Speaker 1>I have a plunger, I grabbed it out and I

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<v Speaker 1>tried to plunge the thing. Nothing happened. I went at

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<v Speaker 1>it for I don't know how to be like ten

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<v Speaker 1>minutes of like trying to embarrassing. What made you think

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<v Speaker 1>that it was her? It wasn't me, I proces. So wait,

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<v Speaker 1>you're mad at her because she clogged your toilet. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to pay for it. Yeah, that's kind of rude.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, that's not the end of it okay, so

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<v Speaker 1>once I couldn't get it unclogged. It's a real hasshole

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<v Speaker 1>to get someone in here to do some work in

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<v Speaker 1>this building. But you all, we have to let the supernow, right,

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<v Speaker 1>So I let him. I let the supernow, and then

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<v Speaker 1>he hits me with a bill for five hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoa what Now I'm out five hundred dollars for trying

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<v Speaker 1>to have an enjoyable night. I don't understand your bathroom,

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<v Speaker 1>but you want to understand. She'd be so embarrassed, like

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<v Speaker 1>what is she supposed to say? She's supposed to come

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<v Speaker 1>out of the bathroom, like, oh, I just I feel

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<v Speaker 1>like she just ran off and didn't want to foot

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<v Speaker 1>a bill, and now I'm stuck with it. And she

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<v Speaker 1>sends me a message like, hey, it was fun hanging out,

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<v Speaker 1>blah blah, like doesn't even bring it up. She probably

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't know that it would cost five hundred dollars. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean burritos. That's humiliating. I don't know what she was thinking,

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<v Speaker 1>but there is a sure way to find out. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so embarrassing, and Kurt, that's by asking her directly,

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<v Speaker 1>because I need to tell you. Megan's been on the

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<v Speaker 1>other line listening and wants to talk to Mike. I

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<v Speaker 1>told you, guys, I didn't want to talk to her.

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<v Speaker 1>You want your money, you better talk to her. Yeah, Megan,

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<v Speaker 1>you there, Yeah, I don't here. Oh, I'm so sorry, Megan.

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<v Speaker 1>I was sorry. This is so embarrassing. I feel so

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<v Speaker 1>bad about this. I don't even say it though it's

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<v Speaker 1>a first date, like are you sure you need that

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<v Speaker 1>five hundred dollars? Do I need the five hundred dollars?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, and it's just okay, just tell me what happened, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and then maybe I can understand why you had to

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<v Speaker 1>leave an embarrassment. Let's just put it that way then instead,

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<v Speaker 1>because to me, I woke up and I thought you

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<v Speaker 1>tried to sneak off. Yeah. So I was at one

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<v Speaker 1>point fairly dropped, and I remember I went in the bathroom,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, when you're drunk and you do something

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<v Speaker 1>because you think it'll work, and then it just gets

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<v Speaker 1>worse and worse and worse, And that's what happened. Like so,

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<v Speaker 1>I had a part of a burrito in my hand,

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<v Speaker 1>and I went in the bathroom and then I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>want to set it anywhere. And then I like tripped

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<v Speaker 1>on the rug and it fell in the toilet. Are

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<v Speaker 1>you saying then you put a burrito in the toilet?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what you just said? I thought it would

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<v Speaker 1>be fine. No after I used, because I still had

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<v Speaker 1>to go to the bathroom. So I was like, it'll

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<v Speaker 1>flash after I used the toilet. It's fine. You tried

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<v Speaker 1>to flash a burrito. There is a burrito in the toilet.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to reach in there either. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>blame you, and like I didn't see the plunger. So

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<v Speaker 1>I had a roll of menos in my purse, so

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<v Speaker 1>I used those to try to push it. Umentos into

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<v Speaker 1>the toilet or did you use it like a stick? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it was like the one like in Herey Potter, Like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm put she can get through him, trying to like

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<v Speaker 1>push it down the Okay, So now there's a burrito

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<v Speaker 1>and mentos lodged in the toilet. Oh did you leave

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<v Speaker 1>at that point? I couldn't. I felt horrible so and

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<v Speaker 1>I was just panicky. I just kept trying other things.

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<v Speaker 1>What else could you possibly do around? What did you

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<v Speaker 1>shove in their? Next? Like there was water, but there

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<v Speaker 1>was only a little bit of water, So I thought

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<v Speaker 1>maybe some shampoo would like help use it. So I'd

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<v Speaker 1>like us a bunch of shampoo there, like like conditioner,

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<v Speaker 1>like slick it down. You could just lubricate that burritos.

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<v Speaker 1>It'll shoot out. I see the logic. It was just

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<v Speaker 1>a total month. I don't think I should talk about

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<v Speaker 1>it anymore. God curR. You know she's not making this up.

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<v Speaker 1>But at this point I can see why you want

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<v Speaker 1>the five hundred dollars. Yeah. See, I think this is

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<v Speaker 1>better than what we thought it was. Mean, Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>glad that you guys can laugh about it. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta think, like a toilet mentos burrito that's better

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<v Speaker 1>than some actual burritos that they sell it fast food.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm sorry, I am not as as angry. Well

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<v Speaker 1>look at you laughing. Look at that, Kurt. I feel

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<v Speaker 1>a little good. Like I couldn't imagine if that was

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<v Speaker 1>me what I would do. I mean, I probably just

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<v Speaker 1>tell a person. But you know, if you're drunk, if

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<v Speaker 1>you're drunk and we weren't drunk, you're just freaking will

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<v Speaker 1>will you like help him pay the bill or anything? Well,

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<v Speaker 1>if you're willing to pay his bill, then we will

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<v Speaker 1>be willing to pay your bill on your next date,

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<v Speaker 1>because we'd like to send you out one more time

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<v Speaker 1>and we'll pay for it. Okay, obviously you're into it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not asking you, I'm asking Kurt. Kurt, what do

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<v Speaker 1>you say if she pays you back the five hundred

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<v Speaker 1>dollars for the plumb? Look, she doesn't even have to

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<v Speaker 1>pay back a whole amount. If she gave half, I'd

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<v Speaker 1>be happy with that, and i'd feel really bad. And

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<v Speaker 1>obviously if she felt good enough to talk about all

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<v Speaker 1>those an email you guys, I mean, I think that's fine. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So that's a yes. Yeah, you're right in my house. Well, congratulations, Megan,

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<v Speaker 1>you got yourself a second date. You're like the brutable

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<v Speaker 1>winner Brooke and Jeffrey in the Morning.