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Speaker 1: Welcome back to another episode of Alcomy this COVID nineteen

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Speaker 1: and how's Kevin Polly goes that? And a chocolate dream

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Speaker 1: pie this year? And thanks for as then I grass

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Speaker 1: let's meet he show no particular order, please say hello

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Speaker 1: and welcome back to a tool say Captain Lee. Admirer

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Speaker 1: thoughts from the latest episode of Blue. I like it.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna say something that's uh, maybe I shouldn't be saying,

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Speaker 1: but I feel like Francesca's hair starts off at the

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Speaker 1: start of the day amazing, and just through the day

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Speaker 1: it just gets so while you're watching below deck, what's

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Speaker 1: stealing your focus is Francesca's I mean Eddie. Eddie is

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Speaker 1: doing a great job to I can't tell if I

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Speaker 1: like him or if I find him annoying. I don't

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Speaker 1: just the amount of complaining about new staff, like, hey,

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Speaker 1: get used to it, train him, but don't. Yeah, don't

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Speaker 1: want to hear that yipper yapper, yepper yapper. Hey it's

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Speaker 1: James Heney, Jimmy no Jinks. What is your ideal time

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Speaker 1: to get out of bed in the morning? Gosh, uh,

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Speaker 1: I guess I wish I was getting out of bed

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Speaker 1: at eight am, but instead, I'm usually in bed till

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Speaker 1: nine am. So if you wish and you have the control, technically,

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Speaker 1: maybe setting along. Actually, if if I was allowed to

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Speaker 1: wish for any time to wake up, I'd wish i'd

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Speaker 1: wake up like six am, because then I could do

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Speaker 1: so much more. But unfortunately I have to wake up

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Speaker 1: at nine what what? What do you? What do you mean? Unfortunately?

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Speaker 1: Are you in prison? It's just it's I'm just tired

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Speaker 1: and like it feels comfortable in my bed. What time

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Speaker 1: are you up the night before? On average? On average,

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Speaker 1: it's been really sporadic lately, I was there is It's

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Speaker 1: hard to find an average. I'd say usually midnight, but

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Speaker 1: I've been up to like three thirty in the morning recently, right,

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Speaker 1: you know, so maybe less of that. Probably. It's actually,

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Speaker 1: now that we've talked about it, I think this is

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Speaker 1: actually going to make some of my wishes come true. Well, well,

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Speaker 1: I think if I may, uh, I made the turn myself,

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Speaker 1: I've night out my whole life. And then um, because

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Speaker 1: Jamie has to have it getting up early, I thought,

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Speaker 1: you know what, let's set an alarm. Let's set an

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Speaker 1: alarm on my phone to go off at eight am,

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Speaker 1: and I will just get the funk out of bed,

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Speaker 1: and then eventually, of course, as we're all creatures of habit,

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Speaker 1: I'm now going to sleep earlier so that I had

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Speaker 1: no problem getting out. Do you wake up at eight am?

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Speaker 1: Easily adjust to that? Probably half a year? Look out,

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Speaker 1: it's Craig Kakowski. Ko uh. Tell us something about a

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Speaker 1: childhood memory from Thanksgiving. Well, we always went to my

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Speaker 1: aunt Ebba's house, and my parents are younger than their siblings,

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Speaker 1: so all of my cousins are much older, and so

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Speaker 1: the kid's table was just me, my sister, and one

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Speaker 1: cousin and everybody adults. And Thanksgiving was by far the

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Speaker 1: most boring holiday of the year for me. I'm sorry, Anteba,

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Speaker 1: if you're listening, because it was you, your sister, and

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Speaker 1: a bunch of older people. Yeah, yeah, And what was

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Speaker 1: happening was people were just getting drunk. But I didn't even,

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Speaker 1: you know, recognize what it was just like waiting for

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Speaker 1: everybody to get drunk and then for my parents to

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Speaker 1: because of all that that, I don't have fond memories

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Speaker 1: of it as a child, I've grown to like it

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Speaker 1: more as an adult. You've you've laid claim to an

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Speaker 1: adult version of your own. That's correct. And now I

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Speaker 1: get drunk and you're boring. I'm boring that. Hey there's

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Speaker 1: Jackie je favorite show, you binge during COVID. That's really

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Speaker 1: hard for me. And as you ask you this, I

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Speaker 1: can't think of a goddamn one, you know what you know?

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Speaker 1: I started watching Veronica Mars and what a delight. First

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Speaker 1: It's like everyone's like one of their first shows that

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Speaker 1: that's really fun to watch. But it's just it's easy watching.

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Speaker 1: It's high drama but for high schoolers. So it's really

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Speaker 1: it's been a delightful throwback. Well, thanks for the recommend

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Speaker 1: and if those of us those are the patron fans

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Speaker 1: watching this. Later on on the recorded zoom, Jackie chose

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Speaker 1: to not have light on her face. She's not in

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Speaker 1: a witness protection situation. She made a creative choice. I'm

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Speaker 1: have her the computer up. Yeah, that's a great idea.

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Speaker 1: Joey's a problem solver, that's what he does. And Joey

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Speaker 1: chose to have too much light on one part of

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Speaker 1: this day. That's right. He went up and bought the

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Speaker 1: we forgot about you last Joey Greer buzz killed baby.

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Speaker 1: What happened during your last yard sale? Oh my god,

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Speaker 1: if Hugh brawl broke out? Yeah, I had about like

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Speaker 1: it was about like sixty people all came down. I

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Speaker 1: was selling six zero sixty people. I was selling pre

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Speaker 1: made um you know, Bravy juices, as well as like

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Speaker 1: you know, all these like old rugs, different kind of hats.

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Speaker 1: Uh these uh you know I had these, you know,

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Speaker 1: the Steph Curry shoes, the under armer. For like a second,

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Speaker 1: used to be a sneaker head, used to be a

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Speaker 1: little warm but not too worn out. You know, I

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Speaker 1: will say this about the Steph currys though, the souls

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Speaker 1: they will. If you're playing outdoor courts, they slick so

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Speaker 1: easily and so quickly. It's just like I get I

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Speaker 1: don't supposed to be playing indoor, but I'm not gonna

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Speaker 1: pay five dollars to play an hour game of indoor basketball.

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Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. The outdoor courts are free.

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Speaker 1: I get fresh air, you know what I mean. Career

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Speaker 1: I love all the sneaker heads who love Steph Curry's

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Speaker 1: exactly that the dad shoos. Now let's do a damn show.

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Speaker 1: William Morris here from upstate St. Louis, And this year

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Speaker 1: keeps dishing out as this year keeps dishing out punishment

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Speaker 1: to the world, nation, and to me personally. I find

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Speaker 1: myself leaning more and more on your antics as a

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Speaker 1: black man. I especially appreciate the spotlight you've put on

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Speaker 1: African American improv actors. It feels really good to know

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Speaker 1: it's not just Wayne Brady, very nice. A scientist makes

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Speaker 1: a horrifying discovery that cheese, all cheese is as and

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Speaker 1: has always been sentient, but unable to let us know. Interesting.

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Speaker 1: I love you all so much. Please day safe and healthy. Ps.

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Speaker 1: I have such a crush on Caroline Connor, oh a

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Speaker 1: poop man. All right, well let her know how much

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Speaker 1: can we get today? Hold on a second, I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: my wife's in the back office. What is it, honey?

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Speaker 1: Can you just eat something please? You've been working all day? Yes, yes,

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Speaker 1: I'll eat I'll Can you make a cheese plate forest place,

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Speaker 1: of course? Yes, of course, thank you? All right, So

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Speaker 1: how can I help you? I am from the deliberation

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Speaker 1: OFCTO Space Foods I have been here. I need to

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Speaker 1: let you know about something pretty startling, and I need

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Speaker 1: to show you something that I've brought inside of my jacket.

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Speaker 1: Did the deliberation send you or are you on your own?

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Speaker 1: It's deliberate in nature. And this here I'm gonna leave

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Speaker 1: for you is Jesus. Jesus. Jesus is here for the cheese.

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Speaker 1: And I believe at all it's just the cheese as is.

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Speaker 1: I can do cubes, I can do slices. I mean

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Speaker 1: it's all sliced. But what do you have a You're

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Speaker 1: gonna feel pretty shameful in moments when you find out

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Speaker 1: what kind of monster you are? Young lady? Who the

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Speaker 1: hell did that all? What did you say to me?

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Speaker 1: You're in my house? Mr? What did you just say

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Speaker 1: to me? You know I said. You're gonna feel pretty

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Speaker 1: that what she's gonna talk to me from behind? Could

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Speaker 1: you just tell her to come in the room, sir? Uh.

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Speaker 1: If this is the position you and your deliberation are taking,

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Speaker 1: peace my wife is not a battle you want to wage. Okay, Well,

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Speaker 1: then I'll let you and your wife be here alone

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Speaker 1: And did you give them the message? I gave them

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Speaker 1: sure Jesus will find its way. I think it will be.

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Speaker 1: You're representing the d LBF to everybody else in the world.

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Speaker 1: following my heart and following my feet. Are you three here?

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Speaker 1: Is there a meeting going on? Yes, two o'clock. I

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Speaker 1: to decide if he shall be curdled or not. He's

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Speaker 1: not colonel him. Don't curdel no, no, and now he

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Speaker 1: is one with the cheese. Okay, welcome back to our listeners.

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Speaker 1: My guest again today is Larry Felkmore. He is the

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Speaker 1: author of this incredible piece of on fiction called The

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Speaker 1: Cheese in Me. And right before we broke uh for

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Speaker 1: a local ad read uh you you were telling us

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Speaker 1: about the second phase of your discovery. If you wouldn't mind, Well,

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Speaker 1: it's um. The second phase of the discovery is not

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Speaker 1: only is the cheese in Me, but the cheese is sacred?

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Speaker 1: You know? Can we change the station? This is just

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Speaker 1: like what the I'm listening to this right of course,

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Speaker 1: didn't even seem to give us. He's just upset about

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Speaker 1: the local ad pies. This is really good content, though,

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Speaker 1: pay for the show man. Just I'm listening. This is

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Speaker 1: important and open your ears up and you'll learn something.

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Speaker 1: I hate to interrupt you again, but we've another ad.

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Speaker 1: We need to tell you some of these are really good.

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Speaker 1: At Larry's House of Chevrolet. Larry's, you guys know they

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Speaker 1: put this out in podcast for him. They cut, they

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Speaker 1: cut the ads when they do that, Oh so great.

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Speaker 1: So the so the episodes are probably went four minutes long. Well,

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Speaker 1: I mean they're like a full podcast length. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: How can I help you today? I'm looking for a

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Speaker 1: So I gotta take a break, man, my corn hole.

418
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:05,680
Speaker 1: Mean I gotta take a break, all right, sir, baby,

419
00:27:05,920 --> 00:27:07,560
Speaker 1: I think I have to quit. I mean, I know

420
00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:10,360
Speaker 1: this is a great job, but that corporate cheose fucked.

421
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 1: We played corn hall all day, but they had their

422
00:27:14,240 --> 00:27:17,760
Speaker 1: wieners out, and I'm the only female, so I don't

423
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:20,679
Speaker 1: know what to do. So I just kind of I

424
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:24,040
Speaker 1: just kind of maneuvered things and how my clit out.

425
00:27:24,080 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 1: I just watched we just gonna watch the TV. We

426
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:31,600
Speaker 1: just let me watch the TV. Having a serious cheese

427
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:41,760
Speaker 1: is sentient that would be seen one and a half

428
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:51,440
Speaker 1: couples from Emmanuel, who wrote, are you wonderful people? My

429
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 1: most recent scenes suggestions didn't cut it because it had

430
00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:58,840
Speaker 1: to do with you all playing Kevin as a character

431
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 1: in a multiverse setting. To my defense, this was way

432
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:07,200
Speaker 1: before you announced that you didn't want any more suggestions

433
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:10,960
Speaker 1: like that, So anyways, it doesn't matter. I'm not mad

434
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:16,199
Speaker 1: at you anymore. My new scene suggestion is so I

435
00:28:16,240 --> 00:28:18,480
Speaker 1: read it with all that sort of flair to give

436
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:21,439
Speaker 1: some of the fans out there an idea when you

437
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:24,439
Speaker 1: write in if you come at me with that much tude,

438
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:28,320
Speaker 1: I'm gonna recreate it, uh in the reading of your email.

439
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:34,120
Speaker 1: And also to give faith to those who, uh who

440
00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:37,719
Speaker 1: didn't think I would ever use your suggestion after coming

441
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:39,800
Speaker 1: at me with that much tude, We're gonna use your

442
00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:46,400
Speaker 1: suggestion here that uh, my suggestion is what really went

443
00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:51,120
Speaker 1: down in the forty years of desert traveling, if not

444
00:28:51,280 --> 00:28:54,360
Speaker 1: wandering with Moses. I really hope you guys are well,

445
00:28:54,400 --> 00:28:57,560
Speaker 1: and please please keep up the good work. You're all amazing.

446
00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:07,240
Speaker 1: Kind regards, Emmanuel Gonzalez, Sweden, Debora, Debora, come here, come here,

447
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:11,800
Speaker 1: you want How do you think that this rock looks?

448
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 1: It looks okay, it looks at the same thing it

449
00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:17,920
Speaker 1: looked yesterday. All right? What do you want to think

450
00:29:18,120 --> 00:29:21,120
Speaker 1: he's gonna notice me today? I don't fuck no, I'm

451
00:29:21,120 --> 00:29:24,720
Speaker 1: so goddamn hungry. I'm sick of eating skybread. Okay, I

452
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:30,960
Speaker 1: want something else, all right, I want cheese, skybread and honey.

453
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:34,880
Speaker 1: What's the problem. That's the problem. What's the problem. I

454
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:37,840
Speaker 1: think everyone here has diabetes. Okay, that's what I think

455
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:41,800
Speaker 1: is a problem. Okay, there's too much sugar going around. Yeah,

456
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:43,760
Speaker 1: I said it. Okay, we got a problem. We got

457
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:47,800
Speaker 1: an epidemic. It's really hard not to take what you're

458
00:29:47,840 --> 00:29:51,760
Speaker 1: going through personally, but I'm going to choose to look

459
00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,360
Speaker 1: past it because I've decided to turn a new leaf

460
00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:59,520
Speaker 1: and be a new woman, one that's desirable. Are you

461
00:29:59,560 --> 00:30:04,960
Speaker 1: worshiping that golden calf? Yes? Am I not supposed to be? No,

462
00:30:05,280 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 1: what emos you say? What emos to say? I honestly,

463
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:11,040
Speaker 1: I don't know. When he talks. I just kind of

464
00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:14,040
Speaker 1: it's just so boring. It's it's the tone in which

465
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:17,160
Speaker 1: he talks. It's almost like it's it's like the opposite.

466
00:30:18,400 --> 00:30:24,720
Speaker 1: It's I think it's also the mumbling because sorry, please

467
00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:26,959
Speaker 1: don't in his mouth was burned with a stone as

468
00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:30,760
Speaker 1: a child. Okay, we all know this. Okay, here, I've

469
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:32,880
Speaker 1: got a little bit. I've got just a little bit

470
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:36,200
Speaker 1: of it. It's canned spam, but I've been keeping it

471
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:39,160
Speaker 1: for myself. If you want just a little bit, I

472
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:41,959
Speaker 1: can share just the tiniest bit of canned spam with you.

473
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:45,880
Speaker 1: But it's there's limited supplies, so you know what, I'll

474
00:30:45,920 --> 00:30:47,480
Speaker 1: do what you want. I'm gonna listen to the radio.

475
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:52,920
Speaker 1: I'm gonna chill out. Are you going to be wandering

476
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:56,080
Speaker 1: the desert anytime soon? Perhaps you've got a trip with

477
00:30:56,120 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 1: the family coming up. Try can spam. It's good for

478
00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:05,600
Speaker 1: all the members of the family, even granddad. Happy wandering

479
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:09,680
Speaker 1: from your friends? It can great? Can you try that

480
00:31:09,720 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 1: for some more time? Yeah? Sure? What are you? What

481
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:13,880
Speaker 1: are we looking for? When you try it with a

482
00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:19,040
Speaker 1: little more urgency and um and a little more youth. Now,

483
00:31:19,040 --> 00:31:21,840
Speaker 1: why am I in a hurry? Because you can't wait

484
00:31:21,880 --> 00:31:24,800
Speaker 1: to eat the spam? You're hungry and you need this

485
00:31:24,880 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 1: sustenance and this is exactly what's going to keep you

486
00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 1: alive for the next day or so. So while telling

487
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:35,800
Speaker 1: people about can spam, I'm also eating it. Why do

488
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:40,720
Speaker 1: you try that? Yeah? Why don't I try that? Great?

489
00:31:41,560 --> 00:31:45,560
Speaker 1: Exactly the same copy, just one more time? Think terrific.

490
00:31:45,960 --> 00:31:55,400
Speaker 1: Thank you? Look spam out of your mouth because I

491
00:31:55,440 --> 00:31:58,200
Speaker 1: can't really understand what you're saying. I can't tell if

492
00:31:58,200 --> 00:32:01,640
Speaker 1: it's the same copy. And okay, my boss is gonna

493
00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:06,520
Speaker 1: get pissed. Okay, it was a big hunk. Yeah, it

494
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:10,000
Speaker 1: really was. That spamish ship. All right, here we go,

495
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:17,000
Speaker 1: Here we go, Here we go, And I'm starting now.

496
00:32:17,520 --> 00:32:20,080
Speaker 1: Are you in the family planning on wandering the desert soon?

497
00:32:20,160 --> 00:32:22,560
Speaker 1: Perhaps you've got a trip with the old grand Turn

498
00:32:22,600 --> 00:32:26,400
Speaker 1: that radio down, Turn that radio down, Pharaoh, we have

499
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:30,640
Speaker 1: a problem, big time, big z hugeoe problem. If you

500
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:32,160
Speaker 1: know what I mean. I know what you mean when

501
00:32:32,600 --> 00:32:34,440
Speaker 1: we had a big problem. So do you get what

502
00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:36,680
Speaker 1: I'm trying to say? For it's a huge ee huge

503
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:39,719
Speaker 1: ee biggie biggie, kind of get to the problem. I mean,

504
00:32:39,720 --> 00:32:42,040
Speaker 1: it's probably so big. I don't know if I can

505
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:44,800
Speaker 1: even say it. Can't even come out of my mouth.

506
00:32:44,800 --> 00:32:49,600
Speaker 1: It's so goddamn big. It's a huge problem. Pharaoh, Are

507
00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:55,080
Speaker 1: you done? Okay, get to the problem. Okay, it looks

508
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:58,960
Speaker 1: like the Temple of Cheese is melting. Okay, that is

509
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:02,120
Speaker 1: a big problem. That's a big problem. Did not think

510
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:06,720
Speaker 1: I thought I thought it was about people leaving. Okay,

511
00:33:08,160 --> 00:33:12,800
Speaker 1: all right, well let's see not to bring that up. Yeah, Felix,

512
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 1: I remember my my my statements. All right, I don't

513
00:33:19,360 --> 00:33:23,440
Speaker 1: have a writer by saying, Felix, do you want to

514
00:33:23,440 --> 00:33:30,320
Speaker 1: interrupt me one more time? Felix, I'm telling you no,

515
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:33,360
Speaker 1: I don't I respect you. I love you. You're my

516
00:33:33,400 --> 00:33:37,520
Speaker 1: god king, I'm your I think you're like one of

517
00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:46,240
Speaker 1: the best. Okay, Felix, you're my wife's brother, my wife's brother,

518
00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:49,600
Speaker 1: my wife's brother. Okay, Felix, let's go figure out this

519
00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:55,360
Speaker 1: melted melted cheese Mount Cheese pyramid. Yeah, with the Temple

520
00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:59,920
Speaker 1: of Cheese melted, but it's it melted over the storehouse

521
00:34:00,120 --> 00:34:04,520
Speaker 1: for corn and the corn has like coalesced into these chips,

522
00:34:05,160 --> 00:34:11,560
Speaker 1: and it's actually kind of delicious. What do you call it? Nachos? Whoa?

523
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:13,520
Speaker 1: I like to sign it? What do you so? You

524
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:16,880
Speaker 1: got the chips, the corn, and the cheese. The temple

525
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:20,160
Speaker 1: of cheese melted right on top of it. Yeah yeah,

526
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:24,960
Speaker 1: and then what happens, Well I put some of these

527
00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:31,440
Speaker 1: hot peppers on top. Okay, what does the hot peppers do?

528
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:35,560
Speaker 1: That just gives it a little kick? A zing? It

529
00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 1: gives it a zing. Yeah okay, I mean these might

530
00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:41,440
Speaker 1: be great for taco thorne or whatever. The hell. We

531
00:34:41,560 --> 00:34:45,319
Speaker 1: just so the to to to reiterate should we ever

532
00:34:45,360 --> 00:34:51,040
Speaker 1: have to create this again. The corn turned into a

533
00:34:51,120 --> 00:34:55,040
Speaker 1: flat chip. Yeah, I mean the corns just got smushed

534
00:34:55,080 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 1: down and then the heat kind of baked it into

535
00:34:58,040 --> 00:35:01,080
Speaker 1: a chip, so that ha yeah. Oh, and then that

536
00:35:01,120 --> 00:35:04,239
Speaker 1: plague of locusts also landed on top of that. Those

537
00:35:04,280 --> 00:35:06,520
Speaker 1: aren't as good, but they do, you know, they had

538
00:35:06,520 --> 00:35:09,440
Speaker 1: a little more crunch. So not chose with locus, not

539
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:14,560
Speaker 1: chose without they are both options. Yeah. Do you ever

540
00:35:14,600 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 1: feel guilty about worshiping this golden calf? I just feel

541
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:20,840
Speaker 1: like it's good for my skin. I don't know, I

542
00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:25,399
Speaker 1: go revitalized by it, and I can't feel guilty about

543
00:35:25,440 --> 00:35:28,520
Speaker 1: what makes me feel good, because that's that's on me.

544
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:32,600
Speaker 1: I agree. I just feel like we hide it from Moses,

545
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:35,319
Speaker 1: and I don't know why. I feel like if we

546
00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:38,000
Speaker 1: showed him that this is what makes us feel so special,

547
00:35:38,040 --> 00:35:44,479
Speaker 1: he'd get it. You know. Yeah, let's try it. Let's

548
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:46,279
Speaker 1: try it. Let's see if you get Did you do

549
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:50,760
Speaker 1: hear that Moses is going to speak tonight? Sorry for interrupting,

550
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:53,120
Speaker 1: but I'm just going around from to each camp letting

551
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:57,120
Speaker 1: everyone know tonight's tonight. He's going to speak tonight. Tell

552
00:35:57,160 --> 00:36:00,040
Speaker 1: the truth. Do you understand what does he's even saying?

553
00:36:00,120 --> 00:36:02,480
Speaker 1: Or does it just sound like mumbling and boring? If

554
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:04,359
Speaker 1: you're in the bag, it's a little mumbling, but if

555
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:09,080
Speaker 1: you come up front you can understand. M hm. Anyways,

556
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:12,239
Speaker 1: it's tonight, it's seven Moses. Listen. This draft we have

557
00:36:12,640 --> 00:36:16,360
Speaker 1: is fantastic, all right, from starts finished. It's got the

558
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:18,719
Speaker 1: hits in it. You just need to come out. It's

559
00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:24,799
Speaker 1: probably two to three minutes tops. Okay, all right, did

560
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:27,960
Speaker 1: you did you already go through it? No? I trust

561
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:33,160
Speaker 1: I trust you Vic. Yeah, so Mo, if that's it,

562
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:36,080
Speaker 1: then I'll just I'll step out for the day. But

563
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:37,879
Speaker 1: if there's unlesten you know, if you want any edits

564
00:36:37,960 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 1: or anything, this is kind of your last chance to

565
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:43,640
Speaker 1: review it. Sorry, I'm just going over these tablets, you know,

566
00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:53,480
Speaker 1: um anything I think we need altent of these? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

567
00:36:53,560 --> 00:36:57,160
Speaker 1: and remember, don't mention my involvement with the tablets. Come

568
00:36:57,239 --> 00:36:59,640
Speaker 1: up with another reason where you got them, all right.

569
00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 1: I mean I guess I could say they came from

570
00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:05,919
Speaker 1: God or or something whatever whatever works. Yea, your feel

571
00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:08,000
Speaker 1: like you should you should get credit here, vic, I mean,

572
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 1: you're just as I'm telling you. You want to just

573
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:15,120
Speaker 1: take this on your own, all right. And yeah, we

574
00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:16,920
Speaker 1: had fourteen, but we took out four of them, so

575
00:37:16,920 --> 00:37:21,520
Speaker 1: it's tenants even, right, So don't take off your shoes

576
00:37:21,520 --> 00:37:23,520
Speaker 1: on an airplane, isn't in there? No, that one's out.

577
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:27,160
Speaker 1: That was the focus groups did not like that, really,

578
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:29,520
Speaker 1: I mean, I thought, I mean, that's it's a pretty

579
00:37:29,560 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 1: good one. It's pretty advanced. But yeah, yeah, we pulled

580
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:37,320
Speaker 1: that one. Um. Another one about don't hug spiders, we

581
00:37:37,360 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 1: took that one out. We said, why if people want

582
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:42,840
Speaker 1: to do that, just let me. Sorry, I didn't realize,

583
00:37:43,040 --> 00:37:44,520
Speaker 1: my man. I didn't mean interrupt. I was just looking

584
00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:47,279
Speaker 1: for some berries and bushes and say, what are you

585
00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:52,680
Speaker 1: guys doing, Baker? We found these Uh found these tablets.

586
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:55,880
Speaker 1: I went to the top of the mountain and uh.

587
00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:59,160
Speaker 1: And the Lord God, the Lord God gave me these tablets.

588
00:37:59,239 --> 00:38:09,480
Speaker 1: Are you are you kidding me? Oh my, oh my gosh,

589
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:15,879
Speaker 1: are you hugging a spider? Let the spider go? Let

590
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:18,200
Speaker 1: that spider. Let that spider go. I mean, I know

591
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:20,160
Speaker 1: that's not on the tablets, but it's still it's not

592
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:27,400
Speaker 1: a good idea, big I don't know. I feel like

593
00:38:27,440 --> 00:38:30,319
Speaker 1: we should get that one back in there. I feel

594
00:38:30,320 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 1: like I'm actually gonna understand him tonight. We actually talked

595
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:39,160
Speaker 1: the other day over in the ocean, but you know,

596
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:43,799
Speaker 1: when we were it was dry, it was splitting half. Yeah,

597
00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:47,920
Speaker 1: yeah I did. And when it was just us, I

598
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:50,440
Speaker 1: feel like I more than understood him. I feel like

599
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:53,799
Speaker 1: we had a connection. But everything he's seeing me like

600
00:38:53,920 --> 00:38:57,920
Speaker 1: really resonated, and so I feel like tonight I'm going

601
00:38:58,000 --> 00:39:06,279
Speaker 1: to understand finally his big announcement or whatever. Uh. I

602
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:10,960
Speaker 1: have private conversations with him all the time. I Yeah,

603
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:15,480
Speaker 1: that's the only way I Huh, that's so weird. I thought, yeah, oh,

604
00:39:15,600 --> 00:39:18,600
Speaker 1: that's so weird. Oh he says that to everybody, except

605
00:39:18,680 --> 00:39:21,400
Speaker 1: you know, I get to have much more conversations. That's

606
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:24,000
Speaker 1: why I know what he means all the time. So, well,

607
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:29,040
Speaker 1: that's so weird. Sometimes like we go for walks and walks. Yeah,

608
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:31,960
Speaker 1: we go for walks and just kind of talk. Does

609
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:37,480
Speaker 1: he do that all the time. I mean usually it's

610
00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 1: you know, the big long walk through the desert. I

611
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,080
Speaker 1: just feel like I'm connected with him, so it's our walk.

612
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:44,600
Speaker 1: But that's just a lot of other probably a little

613
00:39:44,640 --> 00:39:47,000
Speaker 1: different for me. And we have like nicknames for each other.

614
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:49,279
Speaker 1: I call him like Vanguard stuff, and yeah, it's a

615
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:52,400
Speaker 1: little different. Sorry I couldn't help. But over here you

616
00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:57,279
Speaker 1: said Vanguard. Has Moses ever asked you to watch him

617
00:39:57,280 --> 00:40:04,160
Speaker 1: play volleyball? Well? No, I mean I didn't understand what

618
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 1: the attraction was. Why volleyball? Well, then I thought about it.

619
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:13,760
Speaker 1: I thought, well, it doesn't really call for any athleticism.

620
00:40:13,800 --> 00:40:16,640
Speaker 1: I think it's just I think it's special for me

621
00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:18,760
Speaker 1: because he only asked me to watch him play volleyball

622
00:40:18,800 --> 00:40:21,359
Speaker 1: at three am, and so it's probably different for me.

623
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:25,960
Speaker 1: That's probably a little different my last he ends up,

624
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:28,479
Speaker 1: heads up. I'm sorry. There's there's bad spam going around,

625
00:40:28,520 --> 00:40:31,799
Speaker 1: so just that could be mindful of that, right ship.

626
00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:36,040
Speaker 1: Hey Moses, before I leave, and you're gonna do great tonight.

627
00:40:36,160 --> 00:40:39,760
Speaker 1: Um you're up in like thirty seconds? Are you dating anybody?

628
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:44,000
Speaker 1: Because I wanted to introduce you to my sister. Um, So,

629
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:48,040
Speaker 1: I mean, I've got a couple of irons in the fire.

630
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:54,560
Speaker 1: Oh you ducks branded a few people, you know. I

631
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:56,879
Speaker 1: know what you mean. I know what you mean. But sure,

632
00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,759
Speaker 1: I'm up to anything. Okay, alright, so I'm gonna I'm

633
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:07,120
Speaker 1: gonna tell her your room number great one one? Uh?

634
00:41:07,800 --> 00:41:11,359
Speaker 1: And is this fresh samres this can? Is this can spam?

635
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:13,720
Speaker 1: Or is it fresh spam? This was just lying outside

636
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:19,280
Speaker 1: so it's fresh fresh? Okay, great, okay, yeah it's outside,

637
00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:22,359
Speaker 1: so outside it's gonna be caned. Uh and your room

638
00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:26,959
Speaker 1: number one? Al right, now listen, you're gonna be spam girls. Okay,

639
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:28,719
Speaker 1: you're gonna be dressed up like can just spam and

640
00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:30,680
Speaker 1: I want your handing out spam alright now, be really

641
00:41:31,040 --> 00:41:33,040
Speaker 1: really excited about it, okay, because it's all about the

642
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:35,600
Speaker 1: sail over there. You're giving up free can just spam

643
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:37,920
Speaker 1: all right. Now, we got this Honda, this handa fit

644
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:40,319
Speaker 1: that I outfitted with the giant spam cane on the back.

645
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:45,279
Speaker 1: You're gonna just drive up to the encampment. Give up

646
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:53,960
Speaker 1: all I want to be the purple spam girl. Okay, great, Okay,

647
00:41:54,000 --> 00:41:57,239
Speaker 1: I'm gonna drive the spam car of twelve years of

648
00:41:57,320 --> 00:42:03,440
Speaker 1: NASCAR experience, So you're safe with me. Okay. I was

649
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:05,480
Speaker 1: under the impression that we'd be able to drive the

650
00:42:05,520 --> 00:42:08,279
Speaker 1: spam car. Why can't I drive it? Because he's a

651
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:12,919
Speaker 1: NASCAR guy, you kid, it's because he's a man. Now, look,

652
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:15,480
Speaker 1: she's purple spam. Now you're gonna be green spam, all right.

653
00:42:16,080 --> 00:42:25,120
Speaker 1: I don't want to be a green spam, don't you want? Well? Yeah,

654
00:42:25,120 --> 00:42:26,680
Speaker 1: I used to be a fancy girl and I'm a

655
00:42:26,680 --> 00:42:28,640
Speaker 1: scam girl. Hey, Julia, we're gonna have to let you

656
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:31,560
Speaker 1: go from the Fantom team. Good luck with your career,

657
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:35,080
Speaker 1: all right. I don't think you understand I was a

658
00:42:35,120 --> 00:42:38,560
Speaker 1: fancy girl before that, so I have like a lot

659
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:41,920
Speaker 1: of experience. This is actually a step down for me.

660
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:46,200
Speaker 1: So I don't think you understand. I'm going to keep

661
00:42:46,200 --> 00:42:53,920
Speaker 1: my job. How did I get fired? My fellow is

662
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:57,800
Speaker 1: really lights. Help yourself to the Spam and Fanto in

663
00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:03,920
Speaker 1: the back. You're hot, Your Mike's too hot? Can you

664
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:06,920
Speaker 1: hear me? Can everyone hear me? We can hear you, Moses.

665
00:43:07,560 --> 00:43:10,319
Speaker 1: I can just barely understand. I can hear Spam and

666
00:43:10,360 --> 00:43:13,839
Speaker 1: Phantom mix. Anyway, you all know me. I'm Moses. This

667
00:43:13,960 --> 00:43:16,319
Speaker 1: is Vic. He's trying to keep a low profile, but

668
00:43:16,400 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 1: I want to single him out. There's Vic. Don't do

669
00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:23,439
Speaker 1: anything to do this, Nick the brick reminder. We're gonna

670
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:29,560
Speaker 1: play some desert volleyball tonight. Yeah, so again, it's gonna

671
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:31,600
Speaker 1: go to four am. You're gonna have a great time.

672
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:35,279
Speaker 1: Not enough of you are signing up for classes. We

673
00:43:35,400 --> 00:43:37,520
Speaker 1: need you to get We need you to keep taking

674
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:42,960
Speaker 1: the classes. Okay, I don't have any money. That's fine,

675
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 1: we'll work something out. Okay. I mean I'm in a

676
00:43:46,760 --> 00:43:52,839
Speaker 1: brand of big m on your thighs. Look, we need

677
00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 1: to press on, and I know that we need to

678
00:43:54,600 --> 00:43:58,920
Speaker 1: cross the Red Sea. It looks daunting. I'm We're gonna

679
00:43:58,920 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 1: all get in a Honda Fit and drive straight through

680
00:44:02,160 --> 00:44:09,840
Speaker 1: that thing. Okay, all right, it's just one car, just

681
00:44:10,080 --> 00:44:14,680
Speaker 1: one car. That's a miracle. Okay, he's good. Look it

682
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:19,399
Speaker 1: sounds like a clown car. I can't understand what he's saying.

683
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:22,040
Speaker 1: Are you understanding? He's saying that we're all going to

684
00:44:22,080 --> 00:44:35,640
Speaker 1: get in one car. Sound see you ever? People? We

685
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:41,719
Speaker 1: need to shut the hell up that it's been like

686
00:44:41,800 --> 00:44:45,120
Speaker 1: seventeen years we've been wondering this desert. When does this stop?

687
00:44:46,880 --> 00:44:49,759
Speaker 1: How many years are we supposed to follow? This ridiculous man?

688
00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:52,239
Speaker 1: Did you already start talking? I thought the speech was

689
00:44:52,280 --> 00:44:57,880
Speaker 1: at three. Number eleven, thou shalt not hug spiders? Oh ship?

690
00:44:57,920 --> 00:45:02,120
Speaker 1: What was the ten before that? It doesn't matter. I

691
00:45:02,200 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 1: just got the love of what the hell poe with

692
00:45:03,719 --> 00:45:07,480
Speaker 1: the ten before? I'm sure that they get more and

693
00:45:07,520 --> 00:45:13,880
Speaker 1: more important as they go. Number twelve. Airplanes have not

694
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:16,839
Speaker 1: been invented yet, but when they are, do not take

695
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:27,160
Speaker 1: off your fucking shoes. And that seemed to oh baby.

696
00:45:30,040 --> 00:45:33,520
Speaker 1: Three councils from Patron V I P. Philip Kevin and

697
00:45:33,600 --> 00:45:36,879
Speaker 1: the gang. You already know how amazing you are, So

698
00:45:37,040 --> 00:45:40,279
Speaker 1: I cut right to the chase. Shy people in an

699
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:46,120
Speaker 1: adult store? Keep on killing it, Philip, What are you?

700
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:48,920
Speaker 1: What are you looking for? Are you looking for penises? Oh?

701
00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 1: I'm not, I'm not I'm just I'm not even what

702
00:45:53,120 --> 00:45:59,120
Speaker 1: I got. I gotta go. Okay, sir, here just take

703
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:06,200
Speaker 1: look at me putting Hello, hy, you're looking for penises

704
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:15,839
Speaker 1: or other body part, uh, paraphernalia. UM yeah, yeah, yes,

705
00:46:16,160 --> 00:46:19,520
Speaker 1: my name is Gerard, and I'm here to help you.

706
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:23,040
Speaker 1: So Gerard, thanks coming to my office. I appreciate it.

707
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 1: Just want to go over your three month review. Um.

708
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:31,920
Speaker 1: First of all, congratulations on the penis movement. We've not

709
00:46:32,960 --> 00:46:36,879
Speaker 1: moved that many penises. Yeah, thank you. I sometimes feel

710
00:46:36,880 --> 00:46:40,040
Speaker 1: like being direct with customers is exactly what's needed in

711
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:44,160
Speaker 1: this industry. I used to work at a UM the

712
00:46:44,160 --> 00:46:48,960
Speaker 1: tire shop, it says, yeah, yeah, radio Yeah, solved a

713
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:51,800
Speaker 1: lot of those all bed huh. Direct with the customer.

714
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:56,960
Speaker 1: You were where the rubber hit the road. Yeah, it's

715
00:46:56,960 --> 00:46:58,680
Speaker 1: just that we'd like to sell other things in the

716
00:46:58,719 --> 00:47:01,080
Speaker 1: store rather than just pen uses. And it seems like

717
00:47:01,680 --> 00:47:04,600
Speaker 1: seven percent. We're not like exactly eighty seven percent of

718
00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:07,920
Speaker 1: your sales or penises. Uh. But I thought there's a

719
00:47:07,920 --> 00:47:10,000
Speaker 1: good markup on them, so I thought I was doing

720
00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 1: the business good. Right. But you do see that we

721
00:47:13,200 --> 00:47:17,200
Speaker 1: have hundreds of items in the store, yes, right, and

722
00:47:17,280 --> 00:47:21,279
Speaker 1: some of them are are the margins are quite high

723
00:47:21,680 --> 00:47:24,920
Speaker 1: compared to the penis. You know, we're we deliver the penises.

724
00:47:25,239 --> 00:47:29,360
Speaker 1: I think we pay wholesale at three dollars and we

725
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:32,279
Speaker 1: sell them for four fifty. So we're not That's not

726
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:34,800
Speaker 1: a big markup for us, is what I'm saying versus

727
00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:39,440
Speaker 1: the cock ring for example, Well, we're we're paying you know,

728
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:43,120
Speaker 1: seventy two cents and some Well, I'm sorry to interrupt.

729
00:47:43,200 --> 00:47:44,920
Speaker 1: I I was just on my way to get my

730
00:47:45,040 --> 00:47:48,480
Speaker 1: Cadillac and my Mercedes fixed that I pop into this

731
00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:54,680
Speaker 1: little mom and pop cock shop see how things were doing.

732
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:59,040
Speaker 1: Perfect example, Hey Jim, thanks for stopping by. We always

733
00:47:59,040 --> 00:48:01,719
Speaker 1: love to have your business. Um, whoa, these are real

734
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:04,840
Speaker 1: squishy squishy you know, the ones I sell are pretty hard,

735
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:08,799
Speaker 1: rock hard. I put rocks inside them. People love them. Yeah,

736
00:48:08,840 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 1: I'm some My dingdongs were about fifteen dollars pop. Right,

737
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:16,240
Speaker 1: But what about your ballot wooze? How you doing? I'm

738
00:48:16,239 --> 00:48:18,960
Speaker 1: moving the ballot wooze my ballot wooz. Well, I closed

739
00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:23,240
Speaker 1: down the fish shop a while ago. Just right, fish,

740
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:26,520
Speaker 1: I gotta sit it seems like a personal conversation. I

741
00:48:26,520 --> 00:48:32,120
Speaker 1: should probably just no, no, you want to sit down? Um,

742
00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:35,840
Speaker 1: excuse me, Um, do you have another size in this?

743
00:48:37,239 --> 00:48:43,040
Speaker 1: I've never been in an aunt Taylor before. That's all

744
00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:49,600
Speaker 1: we got. Okay, Um, never mind, sorry, never mind, I

745
00:48:49,640 --> 00:48:58,480
Speaker 1: don't know. Well, fight me right now? Excuse me, sir?

746
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:01,880
Speaker 1: Can I help the customer place? Yes? Miss, I'm happy

747
00:49:01,920 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 1: to help you. Okay. Pay no attention to Tony. Sorry

748
00:49:06,080 --> 00:49:10,319
Speaker 1: every day he doesn't work here. He's very aggressive. Yes,

749
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:13,239
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You want to know something about a size? Yeah,

750
00:49:13,239 --> 00:49:16,560
Speaker 1: I just I wanted this. If you haven't in a

751
00:49:16,680 --> 00:49:19,680
Speaker 1: smaller size, I don't know if I've never been to

752
00:49:19,760 --> 00:49:23,359
Speaker 1: you about a three and Taylor before? Yeah? Um, yeah,

753
00:49:23,400 --> 00:49:27,520
Speaker 1: I am a I am about a three? Thank you? Sure? Well,

754
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:30,200
Speaker 1: let's see. That's a beautiful choice. By the way, look

755
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 1: at that. That would look lovely on you. Let me

756
00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:36,759
Speaker 1: see if we have a three. In the meantime, have

757
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:42,680
Speaker 1: you seen the display of penises? No? Well, will while

758
00:49:42,680 --> 00:49:50,120
Speaker 1: I look for this three, give him give him a gander? Okay? Um? Sorry, sorry,

759
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:53,480
Speaker 1: I know you don't work here, but you want to

760
00:49:53,520 --> 00:49:57,040
Speaker 1: find me. I don't want to find you. I don't

761
00:49:57,040 --> 00:50:00,400
Speaker 1: want to fight. You punched me. I don't like, can't

762
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:03,879
Speaker 1: can you question? Can't punch me? Really? Do you mind

763
00:50:03,880 --> 00:50:06,520
Speaker 1: if I do you mind if I punch you? How

764
00:50:06,560 --> 00:50:11,600
Speaker 1: shower you? Huhh? It all like the fucking I think

765
00:50:11,640 --> 00:50:13,840
Speaker 1: I see the problem. You went to an ant Taylor

766
00:50:14,080 --> 00:50:22,320
Speaker 1: t A I l O R. Okay, that's a porn shop. Yeah, no,

767
00:50:22,480 --> 00:50:23,960
Speaker 1: you're in there. You're in the right place now, this

768
00:50:24,040 --> 00:50:28,440
Speaker 1: is an ant Taylor. Thank you thinking, Hey, where are

769
00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:32,719
Speaker 1: your dicks? Okay, we get this all the time you want?

770
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:37,000
Speaker 1: And Taylor with an E and with an eye? Oh?

771
00:50:37,160 --> 00:50:42,160
Speaker 1: Sorry about that? Where a Taylor, no E and a y.

772
00:50:43,560 --> 00:50:45,680
Speaker 1: I think I should just really unfortunate. I should just

773
00:50:45,719 --> 00:50:48,359
Speaker 1: go back to the Limited too. I should just go back.

774
00:50:48,760 --> 00:50:53,760
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. So you're looking for for clothes for larger women.

775
00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:57,640
Speaker 1: I mean, if you think of three is a larger woman,

776
00:50:57,719 --> 00:51:03,919
Speaker 1: then okay, welcome to the Limited two. You can only

777
00:51:03,960 --> 00:51:06,560
Speaker 1: take a dump here for like five ten minutes, all right?

778
00:51:07,680 --> 00:51:10,400
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, I thought this was like a store for

779
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:15,160
Speaker 1: kids clothes, but no, no, this is limited t w O.

780
00:51:18,320 --> 00:51:21,319
Speaker 1: You're in the right place. Just open that door. I'm

781
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:25,680
Speaker 1: not so I can take a ship anywhere I want. Welcome.

782
00:51:27,080 --> 00:51:29,279
Speaker 1: Yeah cool, Okay, my mom says I don't need to

783
00:51:29,280 --> 00:51:31,640
Speaker 1: get potty trained until I tell her I'm ready. Well

784
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:34,680
Speaker 1: guess what, I'm nine years old and I ain't saying

785
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:37,000
Speaker 1: shit about it. We don't care. We just want you

786
00:51:37,040 --> 00:51:40,720
Speaker 1: to pay and then you can shoot anywhere. Oh money, Okay,

787
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:46,319
Speaker 1: I gotta go. Okay, social security and everything else looks good. Now,

788
00:51:46,360 --> 00:51:48,239
Speaker 1: can you just tell me what you want the loan

789
00:51:48,360 --> 00:51:50,040
Speaker 1: for you? I know it's a business, but I just

790
00:51:50,040 --> 00:51:53,120
Speaker 1: got to write it down. What's it for? Um? It's

791
00:51:53,200 --> 00:51:55,799
Speaker 1: a place where people. Have you ever been in a

792
00:51:55,840 --> 00:51:59,000
Speaker 1: situation where you wanted to go if you wanted to go,

793
00:51:59,080 --> 00:52:01,399
Speaker 1: if you know what I mean? Um, but you didn't

794
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:04,040
Speaker 1: want to be around your family or friends. Well, we've

795
00:52:04,080 --> 00:52:09,279
Speaker 1: created an environment we can come hang out and go. Okay,

796
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:11,520
Speaker 1: so what is your business? What are you We're gonna

797
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 1: set up a bunch of toilets right, individual spaces in

798
00:52:15,080 --> 00:52:18,319
Speaker 1: some places won't even be toilets, just for our younger audiences.

799
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:21,320
Speaker 1: And then you can come in and just take a dump.

800
00:52:22,160 --> 00:52:24,400
Speaker 1: You pay five dollars to ten dollars and you can

801
00:52:24,440 --> 00:52:26,320
Speaker 1: take it down. But there's a limit on the amount

802
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:32,880
Speaker 1: of time you can do it. Seven minutes. That's it. Okay,

803
00:52:33,120 --> 00:52:38,279
Speaker 1: it's the loan good And you're looking for hundred and

804
00:52:37,200 --> 00:52:40,920
Speaker 1: fifty Oh, I was not listening A hundred and fifty

805
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:53,680
Speaker 1: dollars of your company Sharks? What do you think? Okay,

806
00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:56,879
Speaker 1: I think I'm at the wrong show. I think I'm

807
00:52:56,920 --> 00:53:00,880
Speaker 1: definitely at the wrong This is shark shark tank? Is

808
00:53:02,160 --> 00:53:07,920
Speaker 1: U s h E r K shank? Why don't you

809
00:53:07,920 --> 00:53:10,080
Speaker 1: just spell it like the sharks? They are s h

810
00:53:10,200 --> 00:53:11,920
Speaker 1: A r K because I can't do that because that

811
00:53:11,960 --> 00:53:19,279
Speaker 1: show has thinking. Um, hi, is do you work here?

812
00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:21,560
Speaker 1: I'm looking to get a Why are you shy? I'm

813
00:53:21,680 --> 00:53:25,879
Speaker 1: fighting fighting? Excuse me, sir? Can you don't work here? Sir?

814
00:53:26,040 --> 00:53:32,080
Speaker 1: I'll take this, okay, Yes, can I help you? Sir? Uh? Well,

815
00:53:32,120 --> 00:53:36,680
Speaker 1: I'm looking for a ring that would go put in

816
00:53:36,719 --> 00:53:40,760
Speaker 1: your bott eleventh finger. I didn't know they had those.

817
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,080
Speaker 1: We make all kinds. You tell me where you want

818
00:53:43,080 --> 00:53:47,080
Speaker 1: to ring, and I'll put a ring on it. All right, Well,

819
00:53:47,960 --> 00:53:53,200
Speaker 1: I guess I came in for a for a Uh

820
00:53:53,280 --> 00:53:57,359
Speaker 1: this guys looking for one of those. No, No, he's

821
00:53:57,400 --> 00:54:01,759
Speaker 1: just here for cockering and I guess so a butt ring.

822
00:54:02,040 --> 00:54:05,520
Speaker 1: Um yeah, butt rings those are good. Sensation will be amazing.

823
00:54:05,800 --> 00:54:08,400
Speaker 1: We just had a guy getting married and he proposed

824
00:54:08,440 --> 00:54:14,239
Speaker 1: with a butt ring in public. Well, sir, I mean

825
00:54:14,280 --> 00:54:16,319
Speaker 1: looking at the X ray. I mean, it's clearly there

826
00:54:16,440 --> 00:54:19,319
Speaker 1: is something in your sphincter. It looks like your butt

827
00:54:19,480 --> 00:54:23,160
Speaker 1: ate it um and it's I mean, do you want

828
00:54:23,160 --> 00:54:24,399
Speaker 1: to tell me what it is or do you want

829
00:54:24,640 --> 00:54:27,720
Speaker 1: us to? I don't. I don't know. I mean I'm

830
00:54:27,760 --> 00:54:30,600
Speaker 1: sure that whatever it is, you could probably get out

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Speaker 1: there the X ray probably probably you want to come

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00:54:35,000 --> 00:54:37,279
Speaker 1: in here and don't don't, don't, don't get talk to us.

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00:54:37,680 --> 00:54:43,839
Speaker 1: He is right here. Oh boy, I mean you're with

834
00:54:43,880 --> 00:54:45,640
Speaker 1: what I'm looking at. You're only going to be able

835
00:54:45,680 --> 00:54:47,520
Speaker 1: to take limited twos for the rest of your life.

836
00:54:48,080 --> 00:54:54,920
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, don't, dad. We have some amazing news.

837
00:54:55,040 --> 00:55:02,480
Speaker 1: What happened. We're engaged. No, I'm mean that's great, that's great.

838
00:55:04,719 --> 00:55:12,399
Speaker 1: It's up my asshole. I can't but it's beautiful it

839
00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:14,960
Speaker 1: must be. And he saved it in his for like

840
00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:18,719
Speaker 1: seven months. Why you so you were shocked? Yeah, I

841
00:55:18,760 --> 00:55:21,239
Speaker 1: had no idea that he had this ring up his

842
00:55:21,320 --> 00:55:25,120
Speaker 1: own asshole for seven months, no complaining, nothing. He was

843
00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:28,120
Speaker 1: just a soldier the whole time. I was just trying

844
00:55:28,120 --> 00:55:33,399
Speaker 1: to keep it a secret. Really, that's love. Now, will

845
00:55:33,400 --> 00:55:44,720
Speaker 1: you exchange rings. Oh god, I had mine already out. Sorry,

846
00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:49,720
Speaker 1: Why did I let my daughter be the ring bearer

847
00:55:53,440 --> 00:55:59,319
Speaker 1: of the lord? She's five years old? No? No, oh no,

848
00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:01,799
Speaker 1: no no, that's a lot of cheese. Man, you must

849
00:56:01,840 --> 00:56:08,759
Speaker 1: hate a lot of cheese. Where's the rent? Oh? Well, well,

850
00:56:08,800 --> 00:56:10,880
Speaker 1: it looks like you guys doing pretty good sales. The

851
00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:13,440
Speaker 1: guys are coming up, trying to nip me at my heels,

852
00:56:13,440 --> 00:56:15,200
Speaker 1: taking me up the pestle. Let me take someone. It

853
00:56:15,200 --> 00:56:18,200
Speaker 1: ain't gonna happen, all right, it ain't gonna happen because

854
00:56:18,280 --> 00:56:21,560
Speaker 1: Jim's dinghy dongs. They ain't going anywhere, all right, I'm

855
00:56:21,600 --> 00:56:24,840
Speaker 1: top dog. Yeah, but all you sell our dingy dongs,

856
00:56:24,960 --> 00:56:30,640
Speaker 1: So congratulations on cornering that market. Welcome. Did I mention

857
00:56:30,719 --> 00:56:38,040
Speaker 1: I put rocks in them? Keep talking? That's it, that's it. No,

858
00:56:38,160 --> 00:56:41,200
Speaker 1: you didn't mention. Hey yeah, hey, Phil, if you're gonna

859
00:56:41,200 --> 00:56:43,000
Speaker 1: go to the grocery store, we're out of ding dongs, man,

860
00:56:43,080 --> 00:56:46,600
Speaker 1: just grab them on the way. Rocks, no rocks, ding

861
00:56:46,640 --> 00:56:50,120
Speaker 1: dong ding dongs. Just grab them. So you want rocks

862
00:56:50,160 --> 00:56:59,399
Speaker 1: in them or not? Yeah? Rocks and the ding dogs? Okay, okay, yeah? Hi? Hey, uh,

863
00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:07,680
Speaker 1: do you have rocks in the ding dongs. Mm hmmm, huh.

864
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:10,040
Speaker 1: You want to point me in the right direction? Yeah,

865
00:57:10,520 --> 00:57:14,640
Speaker 1: right over there? Do you see how the sun is setting? Carol?

866
00:57:14,680 --> 00:57:16,560
Speaker 1: Can I talk to you in my office? So sorry, sir,

867
00:57:16,600 --> 00:57:19,880
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna have Sharon here take over. Carol. Can

868
00:57:19,920 --> 00:57:23,080
Speaker 1: I just talk to you over here for a second. Yeah,

869
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:27,040
Speaker 1: you can't. You can't chew your gum like that while working, Carol.

870
00:57:27,360 --> 00:57:33,680
Speaker 1: What Carol? It's grotesque, it's upsetting, and we're honestly losing customers.

871
00:57:34,560 --> 00:57:36,680
Speaker 1: You're losing customers because you have a shitty business model.

872
00:57:36,720 --> 00:57:39,840
Speaker 1: That a man. No, I don't we put rocks into anything.

873
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:41,920
Speaker 1: If you want rocks in it, we'll put rocks in it.

874
00:57:42,320 --> 00:57:48,919
Speaker 1: That's edible, that's consumable model. It really actually we're doing

875
00:57:48,960 --> 00:57:52,520
Speaker 1: really well. Um. It really isn't a shitty model. And

876
00:57:52,560 --> 00:57:54,800
Speaker 1: I and if you feel this way, then maybe you

877
00:57:54,800 --> 00:57:58,360
Speaker 1: shouldn't be working for us. Okay, Okay, I thought that

878
00:57:58,360 --> 00:58:00,280
Speaker 1: sounds good. Everything MutS to go and sell Ooh that's

879
00:58:00,280 --> 00:58:01,680
Speaker 1: why you were in the same outfit four days in

880
00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:05,280
Speaker 1: a row. Listen, I don't want to think about what

881
00:58:05,320 --> 00:58:07,400
Speaker 1: my outfit is. Okay. That's a power move. That's what

882
00:58:07,480 --> 00:58:09,800
Speaker 1: smart people do. I don't want to waste that time

883
00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:12,120
Speaker 1: in my life. So I wear the same thing every day.

884
00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:15,040
Speaker 1: It looks the same, but it's fresh. You know, how

885
00:58:15,040 --> 00:58:16,880
Speaker 1: can your hair is just greased down to your head.

886
00:58:18,080 --> 00:58:22,640
Speaker 1: It's a mask. It's a moisturizing mask. You keep it moisturizing.

887
00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:30,720
Speaker 1: That keeps the health of the hair. Okay, fine, well cool,

888
00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:32,600
Speaker 1: do the same thing every day. What can I get

889
00:58:32,640 --> 00:58:38,160
Speaker 1: you today? Um? I guess I want um. If you

890
00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:40,560
Speaker 1: have the same shirt that I'm wearing right now, yes,

891
00:58:41,520 --> 00:58:46,880
Speaker 1: I'll just take seven. Okay, And what are you with three? Yeah,

892
00:58:46,920 --> 00:58:49,520
Speaker 1: I'm a three about it. Three? If you have it

893
00:58:49,920 --> 00:58:54,040
Speaker 1: and you want those all the same color? Yep, same color? Right?

894
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:57,720
Speaker 1: And if you also have the same pants I'm wearing

895
00:58:57,840 --> 00:59:01,760
Speaker 1: right now, I'll also take seven of those. Uh, in

896
00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:05,360
Speaker 1: the same beige? Yes, it's in the same beige. Okay.

897
00:59:05,480 --> 00:59:08,120
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry I should make by contact with you.

898
00:59:08,160 --> 00:59:11,080
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, No, No, it's fine. I'm sure whatever you're

899
00:59:11,080 --> 00:59:13,640
Speaker 1: looking at is more interesting. I grew up without a father,

900
00:59:13,760 --> 00:59:15,520
Speaker 1: and it's like weird for me to talk with men

901
00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:19,160
Speaker 1: of a certain age. And I'm sorry, I understand, I understand. Sorry,

902
00:59:19,200 --> 00:59:22,360
Speaker 1: my eyes are up here I'm not staring at your dick.

903
00:59:22,960 --> 00:59:28,880
Speaker 1: I'm just avoiding your eyes. It's my fault. Let me

904
00:59:28,920 --> 00:59:32,000
Speaker 1: put that away, my fault. Excuse me. I went to

905
00:59:32,120 --> 00:59:38,040
Speaker 1: sandwiches and uh slides and uh hogi's and swings and

906
00:59:39,160 --> 00:59:42,680
Speaker 1: wieners and corn holes, also Ann Taylor and the Limited two,

907
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:45,200
Speaker 1: and none of them were able to help me. Okay,

908
00:59:45,200 --> 00:59:47,680
Speaker 1: what are you looking for? I just want a filly

909
00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:52,120
Speaker 1: cheese steak. Oh okay, what would you like with that? Uh?

910
00:59:52,520 --> 00:59:57,840
Speaker 1: With and wiz? You got it? What's your name? I'm

911
00:59:57,880 --> 01:00:02,640
Speaker 1: you get a name for the order? What is my name? Sorry?

912
01:00:02,640 --> 01:00:05,680
Speaker 1: I've been wondering for forty years, looking for looking for

913
01:00:05,720 --> 01:00:10,040
Speaker 1: the sandwich? What's your last name? Do you know that

914
01:00:11,800 --> 01:00:20,560
Speaker 1: my last name? My last name is Klana Pin And

915
01:00:20,600 --> 01:00:24,000
Speaker 1: if your last name is Klana Pin two, then maybe

916
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:32,880
Speaker 1: you're my dad. My last name is Klonopin two. Oh,

917
01:00:32,920 --> 01:00:34,520
Speaker 1: I see what you're saying. Yeah, my last name is

918
01:00:36,200 --> 01:00:41,160
Speaker 1: Mine's just Kain. Oh no, no, I'm not your dad's sweetie. Sorry.

919
01:00:41,200 --> 01:00:44,880
Speaker 1: How's how's that cheese day coming? Well? I just put

920
01:00:44,920 --> 01:00:46,440
Speaker 1: the order in, sir, so it's gonna be a couple

921
01:00:46,480 --> 01:00:50,240
Speaker 1: of minutes. Great, because you want to read something around

922
01:00:50,280 --> 01:00:54,120
Speaker 1: town sixty ft away, just staring around corners and opening

923
01:00:54,200 --> 01:00:56,960
Speaker 1: my eyes through boxes, seeing how she was doing through life.

924
01:00:57,360 --> 01:00:59,560
Speaker 1: I couldn't muster up the courage to go and talk

925
01:00:59,600 --> 01:01:02,920
Speaker 1: to her. Homeless guy, you can't can't be here, you

926
01:01:02,920 --> 01:01:05,000
Speaker 1: can't be here on the corner. Man, you're run in

927
01:01:05,040 --> 01:01:07,400
Speaker 1: front of my store. I mean, I'm just walking, man,

928
01:01:07,520 --> 01:01:09,760
Speaker 1: you serious? Yeah, I'm serious. Man. People see you. They

929
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:11,280
Speaker 1: don't want to come to the store that I'm not selling.

930
01:01:11,320 --> 01:01:12,760
Speaker 1: Anybody want to come in your store. And you got

931
01:01:12,760 --> 01:01:15,160
Speaker 1: a shitty store. It's because it's not a shitty store.

932
01:01:15,160 --> 01:01:18,440
Speaker 1: It's a short store for shitting, okay soever, man, whatever,

933
01:01:18,520 --> 01:01:20,840
Speaker 1: it's like it smells like crap. Alright, look, hey it's

934
01:01:20,840 --> 01:01:23,280
Speaker 1: cleaned that out. You smell like crap. What are you wearing?

935
01:01:23,680 --> 01:01:27,960
Speaker 1: Hula hoop? Yeah? Yeah right, Just don't be in front

936
01:01:27,960 --> 01:01:31,080
Speaker 1: of the store. Stall number four you have two minutes left.

937
01:01:31,080 --> 01:01:33,520
Speaker 1: Stall number five, you have a minute and a half left.

938
01:01:33,560 --> 01:01:40,680
Speaker 1: Thank you. Reminder everyone limited two limited twos. That's so

939
01:01:40,920 --> 01:01:45,920
Speaker 1: show for today. Oh my goodness, and or gracious, we

940
01:01:45,960 --> 01:01:50,840
Speaker 1: am not a high note and high I'm in stacked, uh,

941
01:01:50,920 --> 01:01:53,120
Speaker 1: Joey Gred Just to get you out of the sun.

942
01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:55,040
Speaker 1: I want to thank you very much for joining us

943
01:01:55,120 --> 01:01:58,280
Speaker 1: today and uh, whatever you've done in terms of your

944
01:01:58,320 --> 01:02:01,760
Speaker 1: selection of position within your home to do the show from.

945
01:02:01,800 --> 01:02:04,439
Speaker 1: I can't thank you enough. I can't. I am so hot,

946
01:02:04,520 --> 01:02:07,840
Speaker 1: it's it's unbearable, sweat and everything. Yeah, you're getting a

947
01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:13,000
Speaker 1: sunburned eyes. I feel it. I feel it. Uh. And

948
01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:17,160
Speaker 1: where should folks look for you and your wares should

949
01:02:17,200 --> 01:02:20,160
Speaker 1: they want to find you? Away from this particular podcast,

950
01:02:20,280 --> 01:02:22,920
Speaker 1: check out BS Comedy on Twitch. We go on every

951
01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:26,040
Speaker 1: Wednesday at seven or eight. We're trying to go on.

952
01:02:26,080 --> 01:02:27,760
Speaker 1: We're trying to go on for a couple of hours actually,

953
01:02:27,960 --> 01:02:29,480
Speaker 1: so look for us to start a little earlier, to

954
01:02:29,520 --> 01:02:34,400
Speaker 1: go on longer. And Bessie the seven or eight Pacific

955
01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:42,600
Speaker 1: time Mountain Mountain l a time baby, right, Okay, thank

956
01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:46,240
Speaker 1: you for that, Jackie Do Ruthie, thank you so much

957
01:02:46,240 --> 01:02:51,680
Speaker 1: for joining us again. And uh, where shall folks be

958
01:02:51,800 --> 01:02:56,280
Speaker 1: guided to find your creativity and whatnot? So sure you

959
01:02:56,320 --> 01:02:59,960
Speaker 1: know I'm at Jackie do ruthe on Instagram and probably

960
01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:03,520
Speaker 1: only Twitter two and I do create. I do put

961
01:03:03,560 --> 01:03:06,720
Speaker 1: creative things there and I have a Christmas movie podcast,

962
01:03:06,800 --> 01:03:09,880
Speaker 1: The most Wonderful pot of the year, the most wonderful

963
01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:12,160
Speaker 1: part of the year. Check it out lovely for the season.

964
01:03:12,760 --> 01:03:15,760
Speaker 1: Wherever you get your podcast the most wonderful podcast of

965
01:03:15,760 --> 01:03:20,120
Speaker 1: the year, and you guys on that podcast discuss, we

966
01:03:20,240 --> 01:03:27,600
Speaker 1: discuss more obscure Christmas movies and um and we give them.

967
01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:30,720
Speaker 1: We give them ratings out of eight reindeer and it's

968
01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:34,120
Speaker 1: a fun time. And sometimes we have guests and to

969
01:03:34,240 --> 01:03:37,439
Speaker 1: find the obscure one that I told you sure did

970
01:03:38,000 --> 01:03:44,160
Speaker 1: can listen. I'll be reaching out to you, so never

971
01:03:44,240 --> 01:03:50,200
Speaker 1: apologize for Blizzard. Definitely be talking about it alright. Cool

972
01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:57,200
Speaker 1: James Zeeney, you and Bright Black and White, thank you.

973
01:03:57,280 --> 01:03:59,280
Speaker 1: I put Blizzard on my watch list. It is coming

974
01:03:59,400 --> 01:04:02,680
Speaker 1: up very soon for me to just personally watch. Uh.

975
01:04:02,800 --> 01:04:06,520
Speaker 1: Then I also wanted We've got some reviews. I wanted

976
01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:09,440
Speaker 1: to share them all, but there's not that much time. Um.

977
01:04:09,520 --> 01:04:12,640
Speaker 1: So this is the most recent. This one's from Crazy

978
01:04:12,680 --> 01:04:15,960
Speaker 1: White Boy. It says switched phones just to rate. I

979
01:04:16,000 --> 01:04:18,640
Speaker 1: literally dropped my Samsung phone just to buy an iPhone

980
01:04:18,680 --> 01:04:20,760
Speaker 1: so I could leave this rating. Because I love the

981
01:04:20,800 --> 01:04:24,440
Speaker 1: show that much, I hope it's worth something five stars.

982
01:04:24,960 --> 01:04:28,240
Speaker 1: So he can't access iTunes from his Galaxy phone was

983
01:04:28,240 --> 01:04:29,720
Speaker 1: at the issue. I mean, I had a lot of

984
01:04:29,720 --> 01:04:32,200
Speaker 1: problems myself because back when we first started this, I

985
01:04:32,240 --> 01:04:35,280
Speaker 1: wanted to rate the show. When we first started this,

986
01:04:35,520 --> 01:04:37,240
Speaker 1: and I had to like sit in the phone for

987
01:04:37,320 --> 01:04:39,760
Speaker 1: hours with Apple. It is a pain in the ask

988
01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:42,959
Speaker 1: to try to be able to rate something. One second, James,

989
01:04:42,960 --> 01:04:44,440
Speaker 1: I don't want to take you away from this review.

990
01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:46,040
Speaker 1: Joe did you want to go right to the pool

991
01:04:46,160 --> 01:04:53,440
Speaker 1: because it looks like you're tremendousie and your sweatshirt and

992
01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:58,919
Speaker 1: I look good. Dude, that's just it. You don't look

993
01:04:58,920 --> 01:05:02,360
Speaker 1: that good. So anyways, right, James, you were saying, well,

994
01:05:02,480 --> 01:05:04,480
Speaker 1: it was just difficult, But I also wanted to plug

995
01:05:05,160 --> 01:05:08,200
Speaker 1: Bear Supplies doing the live streams on Wednesday nights. But

996
01:05:08,320 --> 01:05:10,920
Speaker 1: I'm putting it up. We're kind of testing the waters.

997
01:05:10,960 --> 01:05:12,760
Speaker 1: I put up the last couple because we've been doing

998
01:05:12,800 --> 01:05:15,200
Speaker 1: it more in a talk show format like a podcast.

999
01:05:15,560 --> 01:05:18,160
Speaker 1: So you can go to SoundCloud to download the podcast

1000
01:05:18,280 --> 01:05:22,120
Speaker 1: version at Bear Supply. Uh. And then in addition, this

1001
01:05:22,160 --> 01:05:25,040
Speaker 1: week it was kind of funny. I've made sims of

1002
01:05:25,120 --> 01:05:28,400
Speaker 1: alve Bear Supply, and I think Joey sim looks probably

1003
01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:32,880
Speaker 1: the best that's on our Twitch page for a limited time. Awesome,

1004
01:05:32,960 --> 01:05:35,360
Speaker 1: and thank you for not reading all those glorious reviews

1005
01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:39,160
Speaker 1: and making time for that last piece of business you know. Well,

1006
01:05:39,200 --> 01:05:41,120
Speaker 1: I mean there's a couple other ones can give you.

1007
01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:44,080
Speaker 1: There's one called save Gary. You guys are great, but

1008
01:05:44,160 --> 01:05:46,840
Speaker 1: Gary is even better. So good five stars. That's from

1009
01:05:46,840 --> 01:05:53,560
Speaker 1: incredulous Doctors. They're good reviews. Gary is great, awesome, a tool.

1010
01:05:54,000 --> 01:05:56,600
Speaker 1: Thank you so much for joining us. It's always always pleasure.

1011
01:05:56,600 --> 01:05:59,040
Speaker 1: Thanks for having me. Um if people wanted to see

1012
01:05:59,080 --> 01:06:01,120
Speaker 1: me my all my social was a tool time a

1013
01:06:01,280 --> 01:06:04,960
Speaker 1: t u l the word time and then uh, I'm

1014
01:06:05,000 --> 01:06:08,120
Speaker 1: in a narrative podcast right now called Death at Sunset

1015
01:06:08,160 --> 01:06:11,400
Speaker 1: and you can find that on Spotify or iTunes or

1016
01:06:11,440 --> 01:06:15,280
Speaker 1: the Apple Store or whatever you want to call it. Awesome,

1017
01:06:16,800 --> 01:06:21,400
Speaker 1: Death at Sunset, Sunset cool, Greig Atkowski, Thank you's always there.

1018
01:06:21,440 --> 01:06:24,120
Speaker 1: How's Craigslist coming along? We're we're we've worked our way

1019
01:06:24,200 --> 01:06:28,000
Speaker 1: past the month of October and all the Halloween adjacent

1020
01:06:28,120 --> 01:06:31,120
Speaker 1: and or films, well, that means it's time for Thanksgiving movies.

1021
01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:34,440
Speaker 1: Don't really, we are doing it, and you know this

1022
01:06:34,560 --> 01:06:39,680
Speaker 1: because we already talked about it. But but you're great

1023
01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:41,640
Speaker 1: with a lead in You're perfect with a set up.

1024
01:06:42,280 --> 01:06:44,640
Speaker 1: The man knows what he's doing. Uh yeah. We put

1025
01:06:44,640 --> 01:06:48,200
Speaker 1: out a special Thanksgiving episode. We talked about playing trains, automobiles,

1026
01:06:48,240 --> 01:06:52,840
Speaker 1: hoping for the holidays, and Creasha that Thanksgiving classic that

1027
01:06:52,880 --> 01:06:58,440
Speaker 1: everybody knows perfect wherever you get podcasts, check that out, folks.

1028
01:06:59,000 --> 01:07:03,120
Speaker 1: Um we are recording the day after Thanksgiving, so Doug

1029
01:07:03,200 --> 01:07:08,600
Speaker 1: Bam got the day off. So James Heeney was our engineer. Well,

1030
01:07:08,600 --> 01:07:10,560
Speaker 1: thank you. I love being called that, but I feel

1031
01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:12,560
Speaker 1: like I've just hit record. He's still going to be

1032
01:07:12,600 --> 01:07:14,560
Speaker 1: doing the hard work of it. He certainly is. And

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01:07:14,680 --> 01:07:17,280
Speaker 1: we should thank Doug Baine for the posts production work

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