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Speaker 1: Guys, I've got some bad news. Our producer got a

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Speaker 1: multitude of texts last night from someone we all know.

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Speaker 1: And before I read these, I want to say I

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Speaker 1: firmly believe he did not send these on his own.

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Speaker 1: He was forced to send them. And I'm talking about

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Speaker 1: none other than Brook's husband, Michael.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I can think about me.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, did I blackout.

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Speaker 2: What he said? And I looked over and I go,

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Speaker 2: boy never responds to you? Why are you texted him?

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Speaker 4: Blue bubbles and no response.

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Speaker 1: I'm not going to go into who I think forced

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Speaker 1: him to send these texts.

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Speaker 2: I think we all have our theories.

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Speaker 3: I won't say names, but let me.

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Speaker 1: Read them to you. And what you're about to hear

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Speaker 1: just fair warning may be disturbed because it starts with

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Speaker 1: no party at our house, Michael is so anti Next test,

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Speaker 1: different idea, Alexis's house okay?

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Speaker 2: Next text? Or a park?

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Speaker 4: Next text?

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Speaker 2: Bowling alley bowling.

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Speaker 1: Next text, he refers to a street corner that's probably

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Speaker 1: the filthiest, most crime written area of the downtown. And

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Speaker 1: then finally, sorry, wasn't me meet you at strip club?

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Speaker 1: Apparently that's where he goes to have covert conversations that

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Speaker 1: he doesn't want his wife to hear. I mean, sure,

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Speaker 1: his phone is bugged, but the loud strip club music

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Speaker 1: drowns all of that out.

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Speaker 2: I was so excited to host you all for our

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Speaker 2: annual Christmas party, and Michael is so anti Sure, sure.

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Speaker 1: Because if you don't know. Brooke admittedly dropped the ball,

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Speaker 1: but when it came to scheduling our holiday party plans,

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Speaker 1: tried to make amends by saying, Hey, let's holiday dinner

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Speaker 1: at my house.

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Speaker 2: Excited about it. I still am excited about it, and

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Speaker 2: I think we just do it anyway. Yeah, that's what

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Speaker 2: she wants to think.

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Speaker 1: But then she immediately rushed home and she yelled, Michael,

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Speaker 1: give me your phone, and she can't feel the plans

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Speaker 1: to make it seem like he is the villain anyway.

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Speaker 1: Holiday party gate continues. Now let's get into shock collar

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Speaker 1: gate with the infallible incomparable digital Jake to read us

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Speaker 1: some trivia questions.

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Speaker 2: Go ahead, Jake, the secret to being a wildly successful

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Speaker 2: company isn't about making high quality products, or having spectacular

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Speaker 2: customer service or hiring some crazy egomaniac billionaire as your CEO.

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Speaker 2: Then what is it? Jake? No, actually though that does

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Speaker 2: sometimes work. Okay, but all you have to do is

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Speaker 2: make one catchy TV jingle that wormholes into your brain

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Speaker 2: and stays there, like some parasitic bug that forces you

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Speaker 2: to buy things you don't even want. Knee from Baba,

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Speaker 2: I'm loving it to like a good neighbor state farm

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Speaker 2: is there? How will our faux eyelash wearing super consumer

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Speaker 2: due when we quiz her on famous TV commercial jingles.

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Speaker 2: In another round of three seconds with Alexis again, We're

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Speaker 2: gonna begin with Brook. Okay, Brook, your category for Alexis

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Speaker 2: is meaty madness made meaty, Oh, meaty madness, meati madness. God,

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Speaker 2: this is so hard for me because I feel like

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Speaker 2: Alexis is of the generation where she never really got

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Speaker 2: live television, do you know what I mean? Like everything

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Speaker 2: is streamed now and for the last ten years. Keep

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Speaker 2: in mind, Alexis is too cheap to pay for the

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Speaker 2: non adversion. I do have ads wing, but I just

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Speaker 2: got on my phone yet different and I don't think

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Speaker 2: meat is going to be in her algorithm for some reason,

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Speaker 2: So I'm gonna say she's not getting this right. All right,

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Speaker 2: Alexis just finished the jingle that I'm about to sing

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Speaker 2: for you. Oh, I'd love to be an Oscar meyer Wiener.

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Speaker 2: That is what I'd truly like to be. Come on,

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Speaker 2: because if I were an Oscar meyer Wiener, everyone would

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Speaker 2: what would drive in the cool truck we have?

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Speaker 1: They should probably change it to.

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Speaker 2: Me minermobile is a cool trick. However, that's not the

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Speaker 2: answer I was looking for. I was looking for be

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Speaker 2: in love with me. Everyone in love with me, we're

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Speaker 2: gonna have Jeff is familiar with me? How you are

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Speaker 2: with this category? Jeff? Your category is liquid lyrics, very funny.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so it's something involving liquid in a commercial.

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Speaker 2: Is there a jingle for white Claw?

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Speaker 4: Is there?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: I don't think so. They don't even have jingles for

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Speaker 1: TV shows anymore. They literally just go boom, yeah, span is.

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Speaker 1: We have to know what it is right now, and

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Speaker 1: that's it.

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Speaker 4: Even if they have one, like I skip intro every

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Speaker 4: single time.

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Speaker 1: It So, even though I know that she is a

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Speaker 1: liquid drinker, I don't think most people aren't solid drink

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Speaker 1: She's gonna know the tune of the liquid. I'm saying,

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Speaker 1: she gets it wrong.

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Speaker 2: She spending against her. Alexis just finished this jingle I'd

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Speaker 2: like to buy the world of coke and teach the

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Speaker 2: world to sing in perfect harmony. I'd like to buy

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Speaker 2: the world of coke, and I'd like to buy the

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Speaker 2: world of coke and chug it.

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Speaker 3: I don't know, drink things other ways.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, Alexis gun it. Chugging is fun, but we're looking

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Speaker 2: for keep it company that I'd like to buy the

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Speaker 2: world of cocaine in the nineteen seven years long to

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Speaker 2: keep it. I got no Madmen fans here. Jeff, you're

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Speaker 2: safe though you bet against her.

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Speaker 4: All right?

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Speaker 2: Are we two for two? Yeah? Yeah, I do like this.

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Speaker 4: We did.

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Speaker 2: Jose, you better get this wrong. Please save me. Your

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Speaker 2: category is restaurant rock. Restaurant rock, not round ball rock.

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Speaker 2: The song to NBC's NBA cover restaurant Rock.

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Speaker 1: I think this is gonna be one of the big

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Speaker 1: most known ones if it's about food. Yeah, and she

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Speaker 1: watches a lot of TV.

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Speaker 2: I think she's gonna get this one right.

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Speaker 1: We're going for a jac but she doesn't. She mostly

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Speaker 1: do the fast food drive through the delivery stuff. She

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Speaker 1: doesn't actually go to the restaurant.

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Speaker 2: All right, Jose's betting on Alexis finish this jingle. I

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Speaker 2: want my baby back, baby I want my baby back,

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Speaker 2: baby back, baby back. I want my baby back, baby back,

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Speaker 2: baby back. Chillies, baby back ribs.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I am god snack.

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Speaker 3: That's like the most famous first.

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Speaker 2: Baby back away. They can hire you to sing that jingle.

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Speaker 2: That was really good.

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Speaker 4: Thanks.

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Speaker 2: They're going to go out of business if their slogan

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Speaker 2: is yeah, my best Jose that for her. She got

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Speaker 2: it wrong. You're the only one getting shocked. That was

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Speaker 2: three and a half seconds with alex That was like

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Speaker 2: joy today, really painful.

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Speaker 3: You know what the last line is now though, right?

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Speaker 4: What is it?

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Speaker 2: Barbecue?

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Speaker 1: It was barbecue sauce.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, unfortunately, Yeah, put his faith into Alexis and that

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Speaker 3: came back to bite him.

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Speaker 1: So he's gonna get shot. And somebody wanted to hear

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Speaker 1: little drummer boy for Christmas.

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Speaker 4: Come. They told me Paul rumpum pump.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I hope we do more of these because that actually

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Speaker 1: was really that was your shock collar question of the day.

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Speaker 1: Your phone taps coming up in just a few minutes.

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Speaker 4: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning,