Speaker 1: Hi, Andrew, Hi, I like this one. No, you don't
Speaker 1: like that one. You can look at your phone. Let's
Speaker 1: do this one. Got to do this one. I want
Speaker 1: to start the episode. Great A, Welcome to Serial Killers.
Speaker 1: This is the podcast where we try Cereal.
Speaker 2: We try Cereal A thousand serials and counting, folks.
Speaker 1: We are counting because they're probably up to like one
Speaker 1: thousand and fifty by now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, at least right?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh? This is the podcast award winning, nominated, nominated,
Speaker 1: not we didn't win, all right? Let me back then.
Speaker 1: This is the podcort, the podcast, award nominated podcast about cereal.
Speaker 1: There we go? Is that right?
Speaker 2: Award nominated podcast? That's all you have to say?
Speaker 1: What did I say?
Speaker 2: The podcast award nominated podcast?
Speaker 1: Whatever? We were nominated for an award, but we didn't win.
Speaker 2: Yes, but we're nominated. So from now and forevermore we
Speaker 2: are both podcast nominated talent. Do you think that we
Speaker 2: award nominated talent? I should say?
Speaker 1: Do you think that we could be nominated for something again?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Or in some other award show?
Speaker 2: For sure?
Speaker 1: Can we submit?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I did for the Webbies. We didn't even become
Speaker 2: an honoree.
Speaker 1: I kept seeing emails from webbies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a scam.
Speaker 1: Everything's a scam. Life is a scam. Andy, Yeah, let's
Speaker 1: eat cereal talking about I guess.
Speaker 2: I shouldn't say it's a scam because I don't know.
Speaker 2: No one's watching it from the webbies. But you never know,
Speaker 2: you know, speaking of scam, what are you doing touching yourself?
Speaker 1: No, my shirt was bunching up. Need a haircut. I'm
Speaker 1: getting a haircut today. Cool saying that song I'll give
Speaker 1: you ten bucks?
Speaker 2: Uh Blonde madon the Vinyls Divinyls?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yes, would you have ever gotten that?
Speaker 2: You know? It was on Karaoke Revolution as a kid,
Speaker 2: so okay, now let me tell let me it's an American.
Speaker 2: I don't want sorry just to quickly pear off. But
Speaker 2: the American idol Karaoke Revolution was my jam because you
Speaker 2: would get fake judged afterwards, and I thought it was
Speaker 2: the best thing in the entire world.
Speaker 1: Okay, I have to tell you, our friend Matt has
Speaker 1: really discovered the treasure trove of cereals now, all the
Speaker 1: stuff that he's been sending us a lot of it.
Speaker 1: Now I realize where it came from because I went
Speaker 1: to this store last week and I found a bunch
Speaker 1: of stuff. One of the boxes I got was thirty
Speaker 1: seven cents. It was insane. So dollar Tree, No, it
Speaker 1: wouldn't Hello, if it was Dollar Tree would be a
Speaker 1: dollar twenty five. Learn about dollar stores. Okay. It was
Speaker 1: Big Lots. Oh have you ever been to a Big Lot? Yes,
Speaker 1: it's a very interesting store.
Speaker 2: There's one across from the Ikea and near the Newark Airport.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I bought toilet paper there once. It lasted me
Speaker 2: and I'm not even kidding you for like a full year. Really,
Speaker 2: I bought that much toilet paper.
Speaker 1: Okay. Well, so we were shopping at Big Lots and
Speaker 1: I was with Cooper because it was just a fun
Speaker 1: Saturday night at Big Lots. We went looking at puppies
Speaker 1: at the Puppy Place. Then we went to the Indian
Speaker 1: Market to see what kind of cereal they had, and
Speaker 1: they didn't have anything, but they had like a seventeen
Speaker 1: gallon vat of gee. It's scary it eats gee. Now.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, my mom was on the gee train for
Speaker 2: a hot second and then was.
Speaker 1: Like I'm good and then it's slid off the rails.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay, So we were in the store, and Cooper came
Speaker 1: running over to me and said, Dad, I know you
Speaker 1: had something like this, but this is different. I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: and she was all excited because it's frosted flakes with
Speaker 1: Gibbets marshmallows. Oh okay, okay. So so Kellogg's is on
Speaker 1: the croc span wagon now, and so I had to
Speaker 1: buy the box so I could get Cooper her free gibbet.
Speaker 1: So this is going to be exactly like frosted flakes
Speaker 1: with marshmallows, which we've had, but they're Gibbets marshmallows, so
Speaker 1: they're what it's Hey, technically it's a different cereal. No, yes, no,
Speaker 1: we never had a cereal called frosted flakes with Gibbets marshmallows.
Speaker 2: The lengths that you go to to make things, okay,
Speaker 2: are crazy. It's your world. I'm just eating cereal on it.
Speaker 1: But it's true we never had this. If you've got
Speaker 1: a Serial Killers PC dot com right now, you would
Speaker 1: give it.
Speaker 2: Marshmallows are going to tase like marshmallows, which means that
Speaker 2: we had frosted flakes with marshmallows. If I brought this in,
Speaker 2: do you know what you would, do you look at it? Go?
Speaker 1: No, No, maybe the recipe is slightly different. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: if you could find the box of frostleg.
Speaker 2: I'm not going anywhere near this roach infested den, roaches,
Speaker 2: whatever mice are enjoying with marshmallw they don't.
Speaker 1: Come up this high.
Speaker 2: They do, they don't, They definitely do.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, all I know is I went online and
Speaker 1: I scanned will look QR code and I got the
Speaker 1: I got the two can Sam Gibbet for Cooper because
Speaker 1: they also make this in uh fruit loops with marshmallows.
Speaker 1: The only thing is that one doesn't stay with Gibbets marshmallows.
Speaker 1: That one just is with marshmallows.
Speaker 2: So we've had that we can't do.
Speaker 1: No, we haven't had that. We've had that one. You're right,
Speaker 1: so we can't do that one.
Speaker 2: We've also had this not exactly Gibbet's marshmallows.
Speaker 1: You'll see it's not going to be a repeat on
Speaker 1: the website.
Speaker 2: Fans, if you you could do polls on Instagram now,
Speaker 2: so when you post this picture, please post did we
Speaker 2: already have frosted flakes with Mark Fellas?
Speaker 1: We did, but we didn't have frosted flakes with Gibbet's marshmallow.
Speaker 2: It's the same thing.
Speaker 1: I don't think it. I don't think it is.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm going back to the Farmland Fresh Stirries fridge.
Speaker 2: You know, if I just imagine myself being like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, Scott, look, and all you would do is
Speaker 2: be like, no, well, but because you bought it, It's like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, that's what I'm.
Speaker 1: Getting from the Formland Fresh Dairries fridge. Andrew the Big Boy. Oh,
Speaker 1: I never bought the gallon before, but we have lots
Speaker 1: of work to do, so lots of milk to drink.
Speaker 1: So it is two percent Farmland Fresh Airries, two percent
Speaker 1: gallon size.
Speaker 2: Tony the Tiger and Tucan Sam are helping. Do you
Speaker 2: have crocs?
Speaker 1: I have one pair and I only wear it to like,
Speaker 1: go out and get the newspaper on Sunday mornings because
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: Like crocs are comfortable.
Speaker 1: I have to admit I would never wear them out anywhere.
Speaker 2: I have camouflage ones and they are super cozy.
Speaker 1: I use them as slippers like I don't I don't like,
Speaker 1: won't go anywhere in them. Yeah you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Did you throw the spoons out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I threw mine a new one. Wait what spoons?
Speaker 2: I thought this was a different week because you were
Speaker 2: wearing a different shirt.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean we're actually recording this episode on Earth Day,
Speaker 1: So the fact you threw a plastic spoon away, I'm
Speaker 1: very ashamed of you.
Speaker 2: Oh well, let me go back to your house where
Speaker 2: you have what is that plastic bags galore?
Speaker 1: But I reuse them.
Speaker 2: What are the styrofoam cups?
Speaker 1: You're like?
Speaker 2: I hate them.
Speaker 1: I bought them before they got plastic straws. Yeah, screw
Speaker 1: those paper ones.
Speaker 2: Hmmm.
Speaker 1: It tastes different. It's really good. Yeah, it's so sweet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's overly sweet, but it is good. So I
Speaker 2: give it four bowls. It doesn't need frosted flakes, don't
Speaker 2: need marshmallows.
Speaker 1: I'm all you, everything needs marshmallows. I disagree, really, but
Speaker 1: this is good. Even that full thing of lucky charms
Speaker 1: marshmallows is just marshmallows. Needs more marshmallows, Like marshmallows on
Speaker 1: top of marshmallows. What are you doing over there? Work balls?
Speaker 1: Did you give it for? You know? It's interesting The
Speaker 1: sweetness washes off the flakes. Really quick.
Speaker 2: Four balls. Yea.
Speaker 1: I will also give it four balls for the immense sweetness. Immense,
Speaker 1: it's very very sweet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a little too sweet.
Speaker 1: Let me bouncing off the walls?
Speaker 2: I know you won't being bouncing off the walls again?
Speaker 1: Do you think that? Uh, the that I don't remember.
Speaker 1: It's some alternative, Like what do you think the song
Speaker 1: was called? What do you think it was called? I
Speaker 1: don't think it was called Bouncing off the walls? Bouncing
Speaker 1: off the walls again? Whoa, I'm just gonna put in
Speaker 1: bounce and see what happens bo s E bouncing off
Speaker 1: the wall. There it is Green Day, Green Day, No, No,
Speaker 1: that's that's yeah. And we definitely don't have that Sugar
Speaker 1: Cold not we got Sugar Ray though. Yeah. Did you know?
Speaker 1: And Mark McGrath told us this himself that their last
Speaker 1: that was their last hit when it's over, and they
Speaker 1: didn't realize that they were never going to have another
Speaker 1: hit again. So that song actually it was true to
Speaker 1: its title. Huh isn't that crazy?
Speaker 2: Wow? Okay, thanks Mark.
Speaker 1: We're gonna do this episode a little bit wonky because uh,
Speaker 1: we're gonna take a break now and then come back
Speaker 1: and do two more and I'm gonna explain to you
Speaker 1: why right after this.
Speaker 2: And we're back.
Speaker 1: Oh but you said cool, so you might have messed
Speaker 1: up your hole, buddy. So a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 1: Chef Aaron reached out to me, uh huh okay, very excited.
Speaker 1: He's this great chef and introduced this new line of
Speaker 1: fine and we got this really cool box.
Speaker 2: I thought you said in the last episode that that's
Speaker 2: where the new cereal goes.
Speaker 1: But this this is special box. That's all old. Everything
Speaker 1: there's old. We've done everything there except this box. So
Speaker 1: this this is best Listen, it's called best behavior. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's a chef created And look at that blueberry buttermilk pancake,
Speaker 1: irresistible cereal love the box are right? Isn't it cool?
Speaker 1: That's not that kava stuff? What is it? What do
Speaker 1: you call it? What's the what's the cut art thing?
Speaker 1: Now it is?
Speaker 2: That's Canva fun I could tell you Canva fon. Is
Speaker 2: it really h But this is beautiful?
Speaker 1: Isn't it really nice? The box is great and I
Speaker 1: guess these are lips, right, So I told I. Look,
Speaker 1: he offered to send the cereals.
Speaker 2: Oh that's fine, best behavior.
Speaker 1: Right, and it's lips And I said, listen, we're very
Speaker 1: excited to try it, thank you so much, but I
Speaker 1: must tell you we're going to be brutally honest. And
Speaker 1: his exact words were, we love the honesty, so you know,
Speaker 1: if it's bad, we're gonna tell you it's not that great.
Speaker 1: But oh that's kind of cute.
Speaker 2: They packed it to the brim. Yep, I love the
Speaker 2: box art.
Speaker 1: Now can you read it to me? Is there any
Speaker 1: is there? Is it any like you know, vegan this
Speaker 1: and where best behavior a.
Speaker 2: Chef founded brand?
Speaker 1: Guy? Oh my god, but it's not like we're best
Speaker 1: behavior chef found.
Speaker 2: Guided by the belief that satisfaction isn't secondary to a
Speaker 2: healthy diet. We craft crepeable cereals that catch your taste
Speaker 2: butts off guard to breakfast and beyond. We do this
Speaker 2: by applying carefully curated ingredients. You would like them because
Speaker 2: they culinary inclined fashion.
Speaker 1: Huh, but it's not like beans and stuff, right, Nope, you.
Speaker 2: Can't have this because it has sunflower oil.
Speaker 1: I can.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: Uh, actually, butter, okay, the butter is great.
Speaker 2: No, I'm just saying please.
Speaker 1: They have three flavors. They have this one they have
Speaker 1: and the one that we did not get is the
Speaker 1: one that I begged for. Andrew, if you don't know
Speaker 1: me mine now, you will never, never, never, never know me.
Speaker 2: I don't song.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Andrew, if you don't know me, no, no,
Speaker 1: simply red, simply read. If you don't know me, come
Speaker 1: on man. And we even did this as an episode
Speaker 1: a long time ago. Yeah, come on, bro, what it's
Speaker 1: like mid eighties. We used to listen to this song
Speaker 1: on what station was it? I don't remember what it was,
Speaker 1: but when I worked in that five and dime story,
Speaker 1: this would always play on Mix one oh five or
Speaker 1: whatever the station was. You will never ever, ever ever
Speaker 1: know me.
Speaker 2: For this episode getting monetized.
Speaker 1: No, that was sure.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was short enough ish all right.
Speaker 1: So they're nice looking little puffs coated with whatever the
Speaker 1: flavor is in this when happens to be blueberry pancake.
Speaker 2: But I wish we did these first, why because this
Speaker 2: was so sweet? Ye that this is not going to
Speaker 2: be sweet. You don't know that it's not gonna be
Speaker 2: as sweet because blueberries are not as sweet.
Speaker 1: No, but there's cane sugar in here.
Speaker 2: Pure smell interesting smell.
Speaker 1: It kind of smells like the magic spoon a little bit, right, Oh,
Speaker 1: Chef Aaron, I want to like this so much. Here
Speaker 1: we go. It does have a nice blueberry taste. The
Speaker 1: cereal kind of reminds me of like a trendy breakfast
Speaker 1: place in the village. I do taste the buttermilk, believe
Speaker 1: it or not, right, I know the consistency is a
Speaker 1: is a little bit like the packing peanut.
Speaker 2: I think this would ben af it from being a flake.
Speaker 2: The flavor they have.
Speaker 1: The flavor is good.
Speaker 2: I think a flake would benefit this more than a puff.
Speaker 2: Like blueberry pancake flakes. You got me as a puff,
Speaker 2: I think you lose something.
Speaker 1: But I think the puff is the whole thing. If
Speaker 1: I'm not mistaken.
Speaker 2: That's the pancakes, all puffs.
Speaker 1: I think all their syry is are puff. We're gonna
Speaker 1: find out in a second.
Speaker 2: It's not bad. I actually think the blueberry taste is decent.
Speaker 2: It kind of tastes like it doesn't pop the Push
Speaker 2: Pop ice cream. Oh sure, it tastes like the Push
Speaker 2: pop ice cream like the toilet paper tube. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: and I love those ice creams. I'm going to give
Speaker 2: this three bowls blueberry powder. It it's actual real blueberry
Speaker 2: obviously have the monk fruit in there. I think that's
Speaker 2: what that little taste is, you know, toward the end.
Speaker 1: What did you say, I give it three bowls, three bowls.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it three bowls in a spoon because
Speaker 1: I really I like the real blueberry flavor.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do.
Speaker 1: The consistency is a little bit strange to me, but
Speaker 1: good shot, I like it. Yeah. I think that the
Speaker 1: cereal will do okay in the you know, in the
Speaker 1: trendy market.
Speaker 2: In the village where they barely only sell this cereal.
Speaker 1: No, you know what this If this gets I don't
Speaker 1: know where they sell this right now, to be honest
Speaker 1: with you, but if this gets into whole foods, I
Speaker 1: think it'll be very successful for sure. Now I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell you right off the bat, I'm not gonna like
Speaker 1: this one, no offense. But I do not like coffee
Speaker 1: flavored things.
Speaker 2: And I love coffee flavored things.
Speaker 1: But there is pictures of chocolate on the back, so
Speaker 1: it must taste a little bit like chocolate. I know,
Speaker 1: mocha is chocolate.
Speaker 2: About to say, I get it, I felt Spanish.
Speaker 1: You didn't why that's a Spanish word, mocha. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: what does mocha mean? I thought, no, that's chocol atee.
Speaker 2: Oh well, come on.
Speaker 1: Pal, you kind of have to like break the lip
Speaker 1: seal to open an eyt?
Speaker 2: Is mocha Spanish?
Speaker 1: I don't think it is, Andrew, We'll see. It actually
Speaker 1: has a nice smell to it. What smell this? It
Speaker 1: smells nice?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Right, okay, it's from Oh it's from Yemen. Well, okay,
Speaker 2: don't listen to a word I say on this podcast,
Speaker 2: because ninety eight percent of the time you'll find out
Speaker 2: it's that true.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you what this cereal looks exactly like.
Speaker 1: You'll say, okay, because you have no clue. You've never
Speaker 1: seen in your life. There was a cereal in the
Speaker 1: eighties called Rocky Road that General Mills made that I
Speaker 1: would love for them to bring back. This looks exactly
Speaker 1: like Rocky Road because some of those pieces look like
Speaker 1: there's marshmallows in them, but they're not that like the
Speaker 1: lesser coated pieces look like chocolate covered marshmallows. So right
Speaker 1: off the bat, this cereal is taking me back. Okay,
Speaker 1: it's not gonna taste anything like that, but that's what
Speaker 1: it looks like. It looks like Rocky Road cereal from
Speaker 1: the eighties, just saying I like the.
Speaker 2: Smell of this one better than I did the blueberry one.
Speaker 1: Okay, the smell is good. I'm gonna tell you right now.
Speaker 1: The consistency will Oh how funny. Look there's a coffee
Speaker 1: cup stain on the back. Oh fun yeah, but it's
Speaker 1: printed there. I didn't do that.
Speaker 2: H Oh. Really, you would never do that with one
Speaker 2: of your precious kids. You would just leave them to rot.
Speaker 1: All right, your desk farm, their fresh dairies, two percent
Speaker 1: milk in the big boy one gallon jug.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's get into this because I feel like we
Speaker 2: need a slogan before we eat cereal.
Speaker 1: Now, what do you mean so.
Speaker 2: We can put that on T shirts?
Speaker 1: What like?
Speaker 2: We need a slogan before we eat the cereal? Okay?
Speaker 2: The way it's like, oh, let's get cracking.
Speaker 1: Crunching, let's crunch. Let's get crunching.
Speaker 2: No, because do you what if it's not a crunchy cereal.
Speaker 1: All cereals are crunchy, otherwise they're not cereal.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, let's get crunching.
Speaker 1: There we go. They look like cocoa puffs.
Speaker 2: TM.
Speaker 1: See, I'm gonna be a bad judge of this because
Speaker 1: I taste the coffee and I don't like. I don't
Speaker 1: like coffee stuff.
Speaker 2: I'm not tasting any coffee I do. I let me
Speaker 2: try another one.
Speaker 1: I taste the latte, I do like. I'll tell you
Speaker 1: one thing, though, I like the consistency of this one better,
Speaker 1: even though it's the same kind of puff. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: blueberry one kind of did something at the end that
Speaker 1: this one doesn't. I will say they are it's got
Speaker 1: that little monk fruit taste at the end.
Speaker 2: I don't taste that.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 2: I like this.
Speaker 1: I give it four bowls, all right, And just because
Speaker 1: I'm not a coffee guy, I'm sorry. Two bowls in
Speaker 1: a spoon. It's a really good shot. And I'm sure
Speaker 1: people that like Mocha lates will enjoy this.
Speaker 2: No longer you're eating it from where you get the
Speaker 2: coffee taste, yeah, which I appreciate. And I like about this.
Speaker 1: You know who else would like this?
Speaker 2: Who?
Speaker 1: Greg put McGhee, uh put McGee loves coffee flavored cereals. Yeah,
Speaker 1: maybe we can get him a box.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this was good, I have to say for New cereals.
Speaker 2: It's very rare that we have had new cereals recently
Speaker 2: that are not weird tasting that afterwards we want to
Speaker 2: gag and vomit.
Speaker 1: Well, I tell you what, Chef Aaron, if you're listening,
Speaker 1: I would absolutely love to try the Simon Brioche one.
Speaker 1: And if you could send one more box of the
Speaker 1: mocha late, I'm going to send it to our buddy
Speaker 1: Greg poot McGee. He is with the Jonas Brothers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and he loves coffee cereal, so that'd be great and
Speaker 1: we'll forward it onto him. I'm sure that he'll love that.
Speaker 2: Also, come on our show, we'll talk to you about cereal.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I should love to know how that happens.
Speaker 1: That is interesting. We've never actually spoken to a cereal
Speaker 1: maker before. I love that. Okay cool? And if isn't
Speaker 1: is he in New York? I don't know where that
Speaker 1: box come from.
Speaker 2: Look, it's literally in front of you.
Speaker 1: No, I want to see where the box was sipped from.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, it came from Illinois. But that's where
Speaker 1: they're well, that's where their warehouse is. What does it
Speaker 1: saying on here? Oh it says distributed by Houston Texas.
Speaker 1: I don't know where they make it though, And look
Speaker 1: it came with this like newspaper type thing.
Speaker 2: Look the marketing is ten out of ten. I actually
Speaker 2: want to work for your company. The marketing is fantastic.
Speaker 2: I love the box art. I love what you're doing
Speaker 2: with these promo boxes. This is genius. You guys are geniuses.
Speaker 1: Wow. Chef Aaron and the team.
Speaker 2: Behavior ten out of ten.
Speaker 1: Check them out at Best Behavior serial on Instagram. Please
Speaker 1: check out our friends Farmland Fresh Dairies on Instagram and
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Speaker 1: the other thing is. I got to update that one.
Speaker 1: You know, it's just a wasteland now. The former Twitter. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm not even calling it because I think it's.
Speaker 2: At I don't go on x ever.
Speaker 1: No, I know you got off of there. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: because I post our episodes every week there and we
Speaker 1: get like two likes because no one's there anymore. So
Speaker 1: maybe I'll get it there at some point. Anyway, follow
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