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Speaker 1: team in baseball. But spoiler alert, they suck at baseball.

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Speaker 1: So just because you're young does not mean you're good.

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Speaker 1: You look at a veteran team that The Yankees have

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Speaker 1: a lot of veteran players mixed with younger plays, a

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Speaker 1: lot of older players. The Red Sox were a pretty

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Speaker 1: old team last year they won the World So uh,

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Speaker 1: in your face with Mace. Okay, I'm not really looking

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Speaker 1: forward to this thing, but you will. You'll have to

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Speaker 1: be on notice for yourself though, because you brought this

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Speaker 1: up last week when we record our first edition, is

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Speaker 1: that they'll probably be taking pictures. They'll have to take

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Speaker 1: pictures of you. So you must be on anet hour fast.

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Speaker 1: Well I'm at the bare minimum. Well you know this

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Speaker 1: as it is, uh this podcast dropping on Friday, I believe.

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Speaker 1: And so I I have completed a seventy two hour fast. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's that good. Seventy two hours? What did you do

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Speaker 1: to crack it? Well? The hardest thing about and and

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Speaker 1: actually one of our guys, uh In and I, one

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Speaker 1: of our great joke writers, had sent me an email

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Speaker 1: Bill and Iowa Bill from Iowa and uh he's he

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Speaker 1: said he enjoyed the fifth hour and he's his wife

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Speaker 1: actually asked him about the inter minute fasting is a

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Speaker 1: diet method and all that stuff, and he said he's

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Speaker 1: heard us talk about it, but it has been great. Man.

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Speaker 1: I Now the hardest part you gotta train yourself. You

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Speaker 1: gotta start out with those little baby thirteen hour fast.

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Speaker 1: Do that for a couple of weeks, and then kind

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Speaker 1: of it's kind of like weaning yourself off cigarettes, except

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Speaker 1: you're weaning yourself into the fasting lifestyle. I'm like part

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Speaker 1: of a cult now. Guess gun. So you start out

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Speaker 1: with thirteen hours, then you crank it up to sixteen hours.

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Speaker 1: Do that for a while, get used to that, and

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Speaker 1: then you can make the leap to twenty hours. Now

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Speaker 1: I did that for a while. A while, I did

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Speaker 1: the one meal a day about twenty hours. But you

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Speaker 1: want to increase the weight loss, then you can crank

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Speaker 1: it up and do like a forty eight hour when

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Speaker 1: I do some of those, and then every once in

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Speaker 1: a while I do like a seventy two hour thing.

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Speaker 1: The cool thing about that is like I feel like

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Speaker 1: I pretty much eat whatever I want after seventy two

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Speaker 1: hours of not eating, So I mean I like to

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Speaker 1: eat a lot when I eat, so not eating a

464
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Speaker 1: couple of days a week it balances everything out. It's

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Speaker 1: worked very well, and my wife's even doing it now.

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Speaker 1: I've brainwashed her. She's into it, so it's she doesn't

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Speaker 1: do the long ones like that. But but once you

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Speaker 1: get past like twenty hours, guess gun, it's not that bad.

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Speaker 1: You spring a lot of water and they fill your

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Speaker 1: stomach with water, you're good. And you guys have some

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Speaker 1: funky hours to work with. Two so it makes it

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Speaker 1: even more challenging to kind of get over the over

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Speaker 1: the initial hungry face. That's that's admirable. I do appreciate that. Well,

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Speaker 1: look at that, you're being nice guests. Okay, I've done

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Speaker 1: that before. I mean the longest I've ever fasted for

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Speaker 1: was twenty three hours. I did that two weeks ago.

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Speaker 1: So I definitely know. I feel more clear, I feel awake.

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Speaker 1: Obviously I'm hungry, but you know, lived through it, and

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Speaker 1: I need to lose you know, I don't people get

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Speaker 1: upset when I say this, but like when I lost

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Speaker 1: a lot of weight before, and I gained some weight back.

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Speaker 1: That's why I'm doing this diet thing. And I've lost

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Speaker 1: a lot of the weight that I gained back. But

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Speaker 1: when I lost the two plus pounds a couple of

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Speaker 1: years ago, but a long time, it's probably been ten

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Speaker 1: years or so. But I did not do the inter

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Speaker 1: minute fasting. I ate like one meal a day, and uh,

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Speaker 1: you know it was good. My wife feeds me a lot.

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Speaker 1: You tries to feed me all the time, but I

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Speaker 1: don't you know, when I was saying, I was single

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Speaker 1: at the time, so I don't have anybody trying to

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Speaker 1: feed me. In fact, people are trying to stay away

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Speaker 1: from me, so I don't have to worry about that. Um,

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Speaker 1: but I still only I ate like a meal and

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Speaker 1: I like crap. And but back in my big eating days,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, I was gorging. Oh god, the good

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Speaker 1: old days. And your voice was just so pinched and

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Speaker 1: nasally when I'm starting radio when you're ten years old,

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Speaker 1: that's what happened, all right, Moving on, it's the it's

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Speaker 1: in the bag. It's in the bag. We have listener

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Speaker 1: questions that have been said. We asked listener feedback. This

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Speaker 1: is our way to welcome in the Mala militia that

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Speaker 1: guess gun despises that you cannot stand and all that stuff.

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Speaker 1: It's not really true. It's more like Jonas Knox doesn't

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Speaker 1: like the Malar militia. I just when I wake up

506
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Speaker 1: in the morning, I get twenty notifications that the damn

507
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Speaker 1: podcast is not uploaded properly, or that your audio doesn't

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Speaker 1: sound right. Like, look, I'm not an engineer. You just

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Speaker 1: admitted that you roll out of bed. He recorded audios,

510
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Speaker 1: so it sounds like you haven't even warmed yourself up.

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Speaker 1: You're like an eighty one crown Victoria. Like these things

512
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Speaker 1: just they're out of my control. But you get people

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Speaker 1: the bitch and moan about the smallest littlest things, and

514
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Speaker 1: they're for free. It's a free podcast. Yeah, but people,

515
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Speaker 1: you don't understand this, and and and you misconstrue, and

516
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Speaker 1: so I'll explain it here. You know, say it's free.

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Speaker 1: It is free, but it's people's times. You know, people time.

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Speaker 1: The time is very vibuac and the most valuable currency

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Speaker 1: we have is time. You only get limited amount of time.

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Speaker 1: I'm all gonna die, right, So time is the most

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Speaker 1: important thing. You're wasting people's time with the shoddy podcast.

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Speaker 1: That's a mistake by you. That's a misread of the

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Speaker 1: public by you. And I'm trying to explain here. The

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Speaker 1: people are right. These people have jobs, they have lives,

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Speaker 1: they have families. I don't want to spend their time

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Speaker 1: waiting for the podcast to be proper and all that.

527
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Speaker 1: It's bad job by you. So you think they separate

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Speaker 1: their time listening to you over family or work or

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Speaker 1: anything else they can find satisfaction on. Well, you have

530
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Speaker 1: to compartmentalize, is what you have to do. That's what

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Speaker 1: you get a little time for the podcast, a little

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Speaker 1: time for the family, a little time for work. Boom

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Speaker 1: bam there you do you ever listen back to your show? No?

534
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Speaker 1: I cannot stand listening myself on the radio. I hated.

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Speaker 1: I try to forget it. I try to pretend I

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Speaker 1: don't actually do this. I do not. In fact, we

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Speaker 1: used to when I did, like, um, I think it

538
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Speaker 1: was a five or six hour show. Maybe it was

539
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Speaker 1: a five hour sometimes it was six, but five hours

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Speaker 1: years ago. Uh, they would replay an hour because they said, well,

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Speaker 1: well do you have you do four or five? And

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Speaker 1: then the sixth hour or the fifth hour will be replayed.

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Speaker 1: And I would sometimes turn on the radio like I

544
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Speaker 1: was leaving the station, was like I had to turn

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Speaker 1: it off. I was like, I can't listen because I

546
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:05,159
Speaker 1: noticed everything I get wrong, and then I was like,

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Speaker 1: oh crap, I I nitpick everything. We'll see. The luxury

548
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:10,960
Speaker 1: of that is that there was no social media around

549
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:14,040
Speaker 1: when you're doing that, because people would then would literally

550
00:27:14,119 --> 00:27:16,440
Speaker 1: lit you up. Nowadays they kind of just roll with

551
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:18,760
Speaker 1: the punches. And obviously you have more gas in the

552
00:27:18,760 --> 00:27:20,439
Speaker 1: tank because you're only you know, doing a show for

553
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:23,119
Speaker 1: three or four hours every night. Well it's four hours

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Speaker 1: listening to You're a big fan, I know, that's just

555
00:27:25,840 --> 00:27:29,000
Speaker 1: the four hours of talk radio. Network talk RADI you know,

556
00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 1: the grind of a network talk radio show. I do

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Speaker 1: not think you do. This is a very grueling process here,

558
00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:38,720
Speaker 1: very and it can be harmful to your long term health.

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Speaker 1: If I had to have had an ear ache the

560
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Speaker 1: last several weeks, I've had an ear ache mainly because

561
00:27:45,560 --> 00:27:47,439
Speaker 1: I have a bad ear and I swim. But putting

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Speaker 1: headphones on is damaging my hearing. I am risking my

563
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Speaker 1: health for you, the listener. I want you to know

564
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 1: that because you blast the headphones in the Geico Fox

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Speaker 1: Sports radio studios, that's you have hearings. And the reason

566
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:04,520
Speaker 1: I do that is because I've been in radio so long,

567
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Speaker 1: and you know, you're a you're a young whipper snapper.

568
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Speaker 1: I don't know if you'll make it in the business

569
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Speaker 1: or not. But if you stay in long enough gascon,

570
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:13,680
Speaker 1: you know what happens. It's the boiling frog effects. Slowly

571
00:28:13,760 --> 00:28:17,679
Speaker 1: you turn up the headphones right and you're like, no

572
00:28:17,800 --> 00:28:18,960
Speaker 1: big deal. It's kind of like if you put a

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Speaker 1: frog in boiling water right, it'll jump out. But if

574
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Speaker 1: you put it in cold water and slowly turn the

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Speaker 1: knob on the stove and heat the water. The frog

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Speaker 1: is not gonna think that there's any kind of danger

577
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Speaker 1: there and just will happily go along and swim around,

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Speaker 1: do the froggy swim and all that, and then eventually

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Speaker 1: we'll be cooked at death. Same thing with my headphones.

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Speaker 1: All right, this is perfect then, because you're gonna have

581
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Speaker 1: listeners that will send in questions to you. But we

582
00:28:44,760 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 1: should also since Christmas is right around the corner, we

583
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Speaker 1: should actually have the listeners come comprise a a Christmas

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Speaker 1: list for you. Lass Tree, Hearing aids um Sleep Number bed.

585
00:28:57,040 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 1: You might need a little soup up on that. Well, No,

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Speaker 1: I think I think what we need here. I I'm

587
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Speaker 1: all for it, hair replacement, the whole thing. I'm all

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00:29:04,440 --> 00:29:06,720
Speaker 1: about it, man. And but we gotta get sponsored. I't

589
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:09,320
Speaker 1: gonna pay for it, but I'll I'm down with anything

590
00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:12,480
Speaker 1: pretty much. Man, I'm down with it. This is perfectly.

591
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 1: This is good. To contact our sales department and we

592
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,360
Speaker 1: need to listen. You can advertises. I don't know if

593
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:18,280
Speaker 1: there are guys that listen to the show. I get

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00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 1: some email from guys that work at big companies and stuff.

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00:29:21,040 --> 00:29:23,600
Speaker 1: You can pot you can adverage just on the podcast.

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Speaker 1: You don't have to. I mean, the radio show is

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Speaker 1: expensive to advertise on, and I don't think this is

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Speaker 1: as expected. I don't know the ad rates, but it's uh,

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Speaker 1: it's cheapest. Contact the I Heart Podcast Network people and

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00:29:34,200 --> 00:29:36,040
Speaker 1: you can you can be an advertising or they can

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Speaker 1: reach out to us on the email. You can do

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00:29:38,080 --> 00:29:39,680
Speaker 1: that to you, right, Yeah, they can do that. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: we'll tell them, we'll direct them in the bureaucracy that

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Speaker 1: we deal with. Who to go to. I don't even

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Speaker 1: know who to go to to be honest, Well, of

606
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Speaker 1: course I know who to go to. No, you don't,

607
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Speaker 1: because they talked to everybody in this building. Well, you're

608
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Speaker 1: there during the day. These people don't come in and

609
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Speaker 1: we know too in the morning. They're not there when

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Speaker 1: I'm there. What's your problem? It's not really my problem.

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Speaker 1: I don't care. I'm fine. I get I get to

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Speaker 1: do what I I want to. Anyway, you're delaying the podcast,

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00:30:03,480 --> 00:30:06,040
Speaker 1: you schmuck. Be sure to catch live editions of The

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Speaker 1: Ben Maller Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.

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Speaker 1: All right, we must move on. It's time now for

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Speaker 1: it's in the bag. These are listener questions. I already

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Speaker 1: said this earlier, but guesscon distracted me with his nonsense,

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Speaker 1: which I cannot cannot forgive him for. But anyway, are

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Speaker 1: he Here's some listening questions, This one from Gary in Arizona.

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Speaker 1: He asked, how a this is great? I think this

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Speaker 1: is a Kyler Murray fan. I guess, and you want

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Speaker 1: to know why I think this is a Kyler Murray fan.

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Speaker 1: Gary from Arizona asked how a hack like me got

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Speaker 1: verified on Twitter? Um, all right, so here's the way

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Speaker 1: I will answer this. Gay. First of all, thank you

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Speaker 1: for listening. Hopefully you're downloaded the podcast and listening right now.

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Speaker 1: Hack First, yeah, it sounds like my boss, but uh yeah, hey,

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Speaker 1: it did actually take some ring. It's not easy to

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Speaker 1: get a verified account on Twitter. I was in a race,

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Speaker 1: not that you care, Gary, but for the other like

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Speaker 1: a good story. So I was in a race. This

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Speaker 1: is back in the era of Fox Sports Radio. We

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Speaker 1: had Pat O'Brien who was doing a show with Steve

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Speaker 1: Hartman during the day. And uh, you know Pat O'Brien,

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Speaker 1: who I I love Pat, but he's got the greatest

636
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 1: ego of anyone I've ever met in my life. All Right,

637
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:17,280
Speaker 1: but I love we we we would bust each other's

638
00:31:17,320 --> 00:31:20,160
Speaker 1: chops and all that stuff p o b In fact,

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00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:21,560
Speaker 1: there's a drop I don't know if you can play

640
00:31:21,560 --> 00:31:23,520
Speaker 1: it here on the podcast where Pat gave me this

641
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:26,360
Speaker 1: ringing endorsement which made it. You know, it was cool

642
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:27,800
Speaker 1: because he said it on the air about how he

643
00:31:27,840 --> 00:31:29,760
Speaker 1: loves the show and all that stuff. But anyway, so

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Speaker 1: I had a raise because Pat wasn't verified even though

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Speaker 1: he had been at you know, all those tabloid shows

646
00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:37,680
Speaker 1: and CBS all those years. So I had a race

647
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 1: with Pat O'Brien to to try to get verified when

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00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:43,920
Speaker 1: we worked there, and we were neck and neck and

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00:31:44,560 --> 00:31:47,920
Speaker 1: the great another one of our our former colleagues, Amy

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Speaker 1: Van Dyken. I don't know if you were there when

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Speaker 1: she worked there, the Olympic hero, the swimmer from back

652
00:31:51,880 --> 00:31:55,600
Speaker 1: in the day. Uh, part of the alumni associations. Anyway, Amy,

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00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:59,600
Speaker 1: she knew some people at Twitter, and so she she

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00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:03,840
Speaker 1: gave me a contact and kind of helped me out

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Speaker 1: a little bit. So I was able to contact the

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Speaker 1: person and then I worked it out. But I had

657
00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:12,080
Speaker 1: to send my driver's license. Yeah, I pretty much had

658
00:32:11,920 --> 00:32:14,800
Speaker 1: to like direct deposit everything into Twitter so they could prove.

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00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 1: I had to prove who I was, and I was

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00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:18,440
Speaker 1: a big to do. It's like they have my all

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00:32:18,480 --> 00:32:20,400
Speaker 1: my information at Twitter, so I gotta be on my

662
00:32:20,440 --> 00:32:23,280
Speaker 1: best behavior. That's different. See, if you're in Silicon Valley,

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00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:26,080
Speaker 1: it would probably be blue. You get a blue checkmark

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00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 1: right away. It's if you live in that area and

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00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:33,080
Speaker 1: you're all about you know, California. You know, as far

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00:32:33,160 --> 00:32:36,320
Speaker 1: as how we are a line New York California, we

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00:32:36,360 --> 00:32:42,160
Speaker 1: are predominantly blue. So if you're if you're ready going

668
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:45,440
Speaker 1: political there, that's the third rail, man, that's the third rail.

669
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:48,760
Speaker 1: Come on, my people that want the podcast with the politics,

670
00:32:48,800 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 1: come on, man, get on top stand top. It's Silicon Valley,

671
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:53,440
Speaker 1: that's what we're all about, right, So if you're if

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00:32:53,440 --> 00:32:55,479
Speaker 1: you're blue in that nature, you get you get verified

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Speaker 1: off the jump man. Even people with a thousand followers

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Speaker 1: get blue check marks. I'm not about it. You know.

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00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:04,960
Speaker 1: My my brother in law, my my wife's brother works

676
00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:08,320
Speaker 1: in the tech industry and lives in the Bay Area

677
00:33:08,360 --> 00:33:11,480
Speaker 1: and he, uh, it's ridiculous the housing market there and

678
00:33:11,560 --> 00:33:14,560
Speaker 1: you can't gonna make a fortune to buy a house. Well, yeah,

679
00:33:14,600 --> 00:33:16,480
Speaker 1: then you got to dodge the feces and the syringes

680
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 1: there in the middle of the streets. So it's they

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Speaker 1: have an app for that. Though they have an app

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Speaker 1: for that, they haven't happen for that. Yeah, there's a

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00:33:22,200 --> 00:33:25,320
Speaker 1: ship app. You a ship locating app. I'm serious. I'm

684
00:33:25,320 --> 00:33:27,440
Speaker 1: not making this up. They have it in San Francisco.

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00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 1: I forget the name of it, but I think it's

686
00:33:29,480 --> 00:33:32,080
Speaker 1: got shipped in the name. And then you can either

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Speaker 1: report where there's human feces on the street or you

688
00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 1: can look at it and look what other people are

689
00:33:38,680 --> 00:33:41,720
Speaker 1: telling you to avoid because there's urinin feces from the gumbas.

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00:33:41,760 --> 00:33:44,480
Speaker 1: So this is like ways for ship, like the ways

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Speaker 1: app for now in traffic. Now you got one for feces.

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Speaker 1: And what was the one you talked about last week

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Speaker 1: in Chicago was a jackass Oh well that's a website. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I've used that for years. I mentioned that on the

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Speaker 1: radio show. But it's I think it's called hey jackass

696
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 1: dot com and all all it is is a website

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00:34:03,920 --> 00:34:09,920
Speaker 1: tracking shootings in Chicago. It's been around for probably close

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Speaker 1: to ten years now. I learned about it several years back,

699
00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:16,520
Speaker 1: and it's it's crazy. It's so much violence in Chicago.

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00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,920
Speaker 1: It's a great city, a wonderful city, but it's le

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00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:21,480
Speaker 1: many people shooting each other. And they have a map

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00:34:21,640 --> 00:34:23,880
Speaker 1: and they it's crazy. I I have it up and

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00:34:23,920 --> 00:34:30,160
Speaker 1: I think the number of total homicides this year in Chicago. Uh,

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00:34:30,320 --> 00:34:34,799
Speaker 1: there have been almost three hundred and seventy people that

705
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:38,800
Speaker 1: have been been killed in the nineteen hundred and sixty

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00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:43,200
Speaker 1: seven people shot in Chicago. Crazy. Man, it's a little dark.

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00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:47,520
Speaker 1: Can't chill out, man, I mean, what are you doing here? Right? Well,

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00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:51,200
Speaker 1: I mean it's a podcast about a podcast, so yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's true. Alright, moving on, we have another question Reverend

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Speaker 1: Ray Green, the Reverend Weed right so, and he says,

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Speaker 1: what nationwide show do Cowboy John Brad from Windsor, Ontario,

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00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:06,319
Speaker 1: a k a. Cowboy John Bright originally call start calling on.

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00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:09,760
Speaker 1: I've been hearing him for years listening to the radio.

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Speaker 1: He is the modern day Paul Harvey. Oh that's a

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00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:15,640
Speaker 1: great question, Ray, I do not. I know Cowboy a

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00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:18,719
Speaker 1: little bit, and we've were email buddies and we go

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00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:21,920
Speaker 1: back and forth and all that, but I am unaware

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00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:24,799
Speaker 1: of where he originally started. I know cowboys getting up

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00:35:24,840 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 1: there in age. So I've heard him too. When I

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00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:30,240
Speaker 1: used to listen to radio before I got into the business,

721
00:35:30,280 --> 00:35:33,479
Speaker 1: I heard Cowboy, I heard Dick and Dayton calling others.

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00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:36,040
Speaker 1: So I have a core core group of guys that

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00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:38,759
Speaker 1: are just professional radio callers that might as well be

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00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:40,799
Speaker 1: on the payroll. But I love these guys. He's call

725
00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:43,279
Speaker 1: These guys call everybody, all the legends of radio. Not

726
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:44,959
Speaker 1: that I'm a legend, but they call all these people

727
00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:49,080
Speaker 1: and so so it's good. But but Cowboys is wild man.

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00:35:49,160 --> 00:35:52,880
Speaker 1: He's the fact that he doesn't use a computer like

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00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:54,520
Speaker 1: he He's told me, I don't know if I should

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00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:56,239
Speaker 1: say this on the podcast. I don't think he'll download it.

731
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,920
Speaker 1: But he has to go to the library to use

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00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:00,480
Speaker 1: He'll email me, but he has to go to the light.

733
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:02,480
Speaker 1: But he don't own a computer. Like all that stuffs

734
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:05,759
Speaker 1: in his head. He's like rain Man, it's fascinating you

735
00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:08,080
Speaker 1: take this kind of Vegas. Wait, who's your best professional

736
00:36:08,120 --> 00:36:13,520
Speaker 1: caller then? Is it him, Pete and Pittsburgh or blind Scott. Well,

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00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:17,120
Speaker 1: the most consistently good is blind Scott Pete. When Pete's

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Speaker 1: on top of his game, Pete's the greatest. Pete is

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00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:24,120
Speaker 1: the o G. He's a legend. Pete is very entertaining.

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Speaker 1: The problem is he's a raging um boozer and he

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00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:34,799
Speaker 1: does other let's see, extracurricular activities that negatively impact his

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00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 1: ability to perform as a caller. I'm not saying he's

743
00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:40,719
Speaker 1: a dead beat, but he he does some things that

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00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:44,359
Speaker 1: hurt him in terms of of quality. Cause. But when

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00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:45,880
Speaker 1: he's when he's on his game, Pete, I would say,

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00:36:45,880 --> 00:36:48,279
Speaker 1: is nob one. But but overall blind Scott's been because

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00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:52,239
Speaker 1: Doc Mike, who's uh, I guess he's retiring. He said

748
00:36:52,280 --> 00:36:54,279
Speaker 1: this week on the show that he's retiring because it's

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00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:56,840
Speaker 1: got me seventy five ducksmen calling me since he was

750
00:36:56,880 --> 00:37:02,480
Speaker 1: like fifty five. It's crazy craziness. Um. But anyway, so

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00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:04,200
Speaker 1: I have to answer your question, Reverend Ray. I I

752
00:37:04,239 --> 00:37:07,120
Speaker 1: don't know where where Cowboys started calling, but I know

753
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:10,520
Speaker 1: he has called pretty much everybody, especially the nighttime guys.

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00:37:10,520 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 1: I think he calls coast to coast sometimes. I've heard

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00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:15,319
Speaker 1: people say that over with George Nori and so I've

756
00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:17,680
Speaker 1: I've heard him call these at least reports of him

757
00:37:17,680 --> 00:37:19,640
Speaker 1: calling other shows. All right, moving on, it's the grab bag.

758
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:23,400
Speaker 1: These are actual letters from actual listeners, Actual questions if

759
00:37:23,400 --> 00:37:25,000
Speaker 1: you and we'll give you the email address at the

760
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:27,120
Speaker 1: end of this thing, not that you'll still be listening,

761
00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 1: and you can send it a question and and then

762
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:30,920
Speaker 1: the way this works on the podcast format, we want

763
00:37:30,960 --> 00:37:32,880
Speaker 1: you and anything dated we're not going to read. So

764
00:37:32,920 --> 00:37:35,879
Speaker 1: it's kind of an open ended generic question more likely

765
00:37:35,920 --> 00:37:38,319
Speaker 1: to get read on Uh, it's in the back. So

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00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:41,439
Speaker 1: Cowboy Killer, one of my regular guys p one guy

767
00:37:42,400 --> 00:37:44,879
Speaker 1: Cowboy Killer, very active on social media during our show,

768
00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:48,160
Speaker 1: gives me feedback. He says, what European or Asian country

769
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:50,080
Speaker 1: would you like to visit the most? And I guess

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00:37:50,080 --> 00:37:53,560
Speaker 1: this is for both me and guests Gon. Perfect for

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00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 1: you because you are you are all about not taking

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00:37:57,480 --> 00:38:00,680
Speaker 1: a long flight. You are a pay the ass whenever

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00:38:00,719 --> 00:38:04,720
Speaker 1: I've mentioned anything, even going to Vegas. When I propped

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00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:06,760
Speaker 1: this question to you during the summertime, you're all about

775
00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:09,680
Speaker 1: making that six hour commute as opposed to a forty

776
00:38:09,719 --> 00:38:11,799
Speaker 1: five minute flying line. Well, again, for you, it's a

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00:38:11,840 --> 00:38:14,760
Speaker 1: six hour commute, guest Gun. For me, it's about forty minutes,

778
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:16,560
Speaker 1: so it's not that big a deal. But I do

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00:38:16,719 --> 00:38:20,040
Speaker 1: try to avoid flying long distances. I've had a job

780
00:38:20,320 --> 00:38:23,080
Speaker 1: with NBC a few years back, and for about a

781
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:25,080
Speaker 1: year and a half every month I would fly to

782
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:27,360
Speaker 1: Connecticut from l and I take the Red Eye and

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00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:30,600
Speaker 1: uh and they all, you know, they gave me good accommodations,

784
00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:34,360
Speaker 1: But it was the flying part. I don't like the unknown.

785
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:36,520
Speaker 1: You don't know who you're gonna sit to sit next

786
00:38:36,560 --> 00:38:37,840
Speaker 1: to when you get on the plane. You don't know.

787
00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:39,560
Speaker 1: If you don't have room in front of you, people

788
00:38:39,560 --> 00:38:41,719
Speaker 1: are gonna put their seat back. Everyone always puts their

789
00:38:41,719 --> 00:38:43,920
Speaker 1: seat back right in my lap, so I've got their

790
00:38:43,960 --> 00:38:46,520
Speaker 1: head on my lap. It's a nightmare. But I will

791
00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:49,400
Speaker 1: eventually be forced against my will to go to Europe.

792
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:51,160
Speaker 1: I don't think I'll be going to Asia anytime soon.

793
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:52,919
Speaker 1: Although I wouldn't mind going to Asia. I think would

794
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,359
Speaker 1: be fascinating. It would be really fun. If I could

795
00:38:55,400 --> 00:38:58,040
Speaker 1: just transport like I could, we could get William Shatner

796
00:38:58,120 --> 00:39:00,879
Speaker 1: to beat me up to to these countries. I would.

797
00:39:00,880 --> 00:39:02,560
Speaker 1: I would. I'll be all about. I really like to

798
00:39:02,560 --> 00:39:05,439
Speaker 1: see these places. But my wife, her family is from

799
00:39:06,360 --> 00:39:10,360
Speaker 1: from Europe, and and so she's she's gonna want she

800
00:39:10,400 --> 00:39:12,280
Speaker 1: wants to see the northern lights and all that stuff.

801
00:39:12,320 --> 00:39:14,520
Speaker 1: So I think at some point we will have to

802
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:18,919
Speaker 1: partake in in that I met you. You've traveled, You've

803
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:21,439
Speaker 1: been all over guests, Yeah, I've in the summertime. In fact,

804
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:23,920
Speaker 1: my one of my good friends who was a doctor,

805
00:39:24,080 --> 00:39:27,319
Speaker 1: he was celebrating his fourtieth birthday and he lives in

806
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:30,239
Speaker 1: Dublin and as a doctor, he's traveling a little bit,

807
00:39:30,280 --> 00:39:33,759
Speaker 1: but not so much outside of Europe. So we plan

808
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 1: a trip. This is my second ever trip to Europe.

809
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:38,560
Speaker 1: And for the first week I went by myself, but

810
00:39:38,600 --> 00:39:41,080
Speaker 1: I went to London for two days, and then I

811
00:39:41,120 --> 00:39:43,840
Speaker 1: went to Paris for three and then I met another

812
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:46,520
Speaker 1: buddy of ours in Amsterdam, so we were there for

813
00:39:46,600 --> 00:39:50,360
Speaker 1: three days, and then all of us got together in Barcelona, Spain,

814
00:39:50,719 --> 00:39:52,840
Speaker 1: and then we went to Porto, Portugal, which is the

815
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:57,080
Speaker 1: northern part of Portugal. And it was a fourteen day trip.

816
00:39:57,200 --> 00:40:01,520
Speaker 1: I hopped on eight flights, five cities, I've countries. It

817
00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:04,480
Speaker 1: was awesome. And when I hear you tell that story,

818
00:40:05,120 --> 00:40:09,160
Speaker 1: I think, uh, law d daw like elitist, you know,

819
00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:12,880
Speaker 1: like highbrow. You know, why would have us? Because I

820
00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:16,560
Speaker 1: hear those countries, I think stuffed shirt braggart, that kind

821
00:40:16,560 --> 00:40:20,200
Speaker 1: of No, not at all. I think we were clip diving,

822
00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:24,840
Speaker 1: we were kayaking, we were backpacking. Tom Brady, well, I know,

823
00:40:25,120 --> 00:40:27,040
Speaker 1: but I mean I gotta enjoy life a little bit, right.

824
00:40:27,120 --> 00:40:30,520
Speaker 1: Deshaun Watson did that during the summertime too, So there's

825
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:32,480
Speaker 1: a lot that me and Watson have in common. This

826
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:34,440
Speaker 1: is certainly one of them. But I will say this

827
00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:39,240
Speaker 1: shady activity off the field as weak. I had mentioned

828
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:42,600
Speaker 1: something to your your wife during the summertime about traveling,

829
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:45,879
Speaker 1: and I can talk today. Hey, listen, we're thinking about

830
00:40:45,880 --> 00:40:49,200
Speaker 1: doing something in Japan next year. You know, summer games

831
00:40:49,200 --> 00:40:52,799
Speaker 1: are going on in August of um. I have a

832
00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:56,600
Speaker 1: certain benchmark, an age that I'm gonna be reaching in

833
00:40:56,680 --> 00:41:00,160
Speaker 1: the summertime and always interesting. When you turned fifty, I

834
00:41:00,160 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 1: thought it would be appropriate to go to Japan. So Japan, yeah,

835
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:06,440
Speaker 1: I think Japan. What about China though, Man Shina? Think

836
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:08,839
Speaker 1: about I would love to if I, if I had

837
00:41:08,880 --> 00:41:10,759
Speaker 1: no shame in my game, I go to China. You know,

838
00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:13,600
Speaker 1: that's where they make all the counterfeit merchandise and all

839
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:15,680
Speaker 1: this stuff. I would just have a field they like,

840
00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:19,080
Speaker 1: all right, I'll take seventeen jerseys, you know whatever, all

841
00:41:19,120 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 1: these hats and all. That'd be great. You can have

842
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:22,920
Speaker 1: them for pennies on the dollar. Would you would you

843
00:41:22,960 --> 00:41:26,799
Speaker 1: live tweet or our periscope something with Lebron in the background,

844
00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:29,440
Speaker 1: just the shout out to him as you go. You know,

845
00:41:29,520 --> 00:41:31,600
Speaker 1: we we we gotta do something that the great Wall, right,

846
00:41:31,600 --> 00:41:33,759
Speaker 1: you gotta do something like that, you know, And sure

847
00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:37,120
Speaker 1: I'll be met at the airport by people just showering

848
00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:39,560
Speaker 1: me in in praise. Would you like Tom Selleck and

849
00:41:39,680 --> 00:41:44,799
Speaker 1: Mr Baseball? All right, moving on it, it is the grab.

850
00:41:44,840 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 1: I got a couple other questions here, David writes in

851
00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:50,799
Speaker 1: didn't say where he's from. Please say where you're from

852
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:52,799
Speaker 1: so I can give you a shout out, because I'm

853
00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:55,279
Speaker 1: sure there's more than one person named David that listened

854
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:57,080
Speaker 1: to show. You even have an idiot named David that

855
00:41:57,239 --> 00:41:59,160
Speaker 1: claims to work on the show. But anyway, David says,

856
00:41:59,239 --> 00:42:01,200
Speaker 1: just for the no ty of it, I would enjoy

857
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:04,680
Speaker 1: hearing you recite the list if you would be so

858
00:42:04,800 --> 00:42:09,359
Speaker 1: kind of George Carlin's seven words you cannot say on

859
00:42:09,600 --> 00:42:14,320
Speaker 1: radio or television. So now, Gascon, I want you to

860
00:42:14,320 --> 00:42:16,640
Speaker 1: to look at your your phone there So I am

861
00:42:16,680 --> 00:42:18,840
Speaker 1: not gonna do this because I'm a respected member of

862
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 1: the community and I will, I will go I think

863
00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:23,879
Speaker 1: ship should be allowed, So I'll say shit. I don't

864
00:42:23,920 --> 00:42:26,040
Speaker 1: mind the piss part. I don't mind that, but some

865
00:42:26,080 --> 00:42:28,799
Speaker 1: of these I'm not gonna say. So I think ship

866
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:30,720
Speaker 1: should be allowed on the radio. I think it's ridiculous

867
00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:32,640
Speaker 1: that we can't say. I have to say poop and

868
00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:36,120
Speaker 1: diarrhea and all these other adjectives for poop for ship,

869
00:42:36,480 --> 00:42:38,239
Speaker 1: which annoys me. But do you want to you want

870
00:42:38,239 --> 00:42:41,440
Speaker 1: to have the big reading there to appease David. Um,

871
00:42:41,880 --> 00:42:45,360
Speaker 1: we can have piss. We have. I gave you the

872
00:42:45,560 --> 00:42:48,239
Speaker 1: look at your phone, I gave you the list. Just

873
00:42:48,360 --> 00:42:50,640
Speaker 1: read the list. Trying to be delicate with this. You know,

874
00:42:50,719 --> 00:42:53,480
Speaker 1: our boss actually listen to this podcast now. He does

875
00:42:53,719 --> 00:42:55,560
Speaker 1: coversions of it. And I think one of the things

876
00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:58,399
Speaker 1: I first asked him about was the use of any

877
00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:02,600
Speaker 1: kind of colorful language. He said, let's keep this somewhat decent.

878
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:05,720
Speaker 1: Somewhat decent. Yeah, well, I've already said the word ship

879
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:08,279
Speaker 1: seven thousand times today. Some of them go to a

880
00:43:08,360 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 1: higher degree, like there's a word in there, see you

881
00:43:10,640 --> 00:43:17,240
Speaker 1: next Tuesday, which if you, well, you just gotta punt

882
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:19,439
Speaker 1: is what you gotta do. Man, Sometimes you gotta punt.

883
00:43:19,480 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 1: You know, like up in the morning, I listened to

884
00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:24,359
Speaker 1: the roosters, it goes cocka doodle do. Yeah, you know

885
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:28,200
Speaker 1: you're and you're a real sucker. Yeah yeah, you're too. Yeah.

886
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:32,080
Speaker 1: Well there's more of a well yeah, I hear you.

887
00:43:32,239 --> 00:43:35,360
Speaker 1: So we got those, We got the seven Deadly Sins

888
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:38,399
Speaker 1: of Radio. Look at you going soft discount. I thought

889
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:40,520
Speaker 1: you had balls. I thought you had macheese more I

890
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:42,239
Speaker 1: thought you had But this is your show, so I

891
00:43:42,239 --> 00:43:43,960
Speaker 1: don't want to derail it in any kind of I

892
00:43:43,960 --> 00:43:45,560
Speaker 1: don't care if they get upset. I don't have to

893
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:48,400
Speaker 1: do it anymore. I'm you know, I'm as good all right.

894
00:43:48,840 --> 00:43:52,719
Speaker 1: Jim from Kentucky writes in Hello Jim, he says, this

895
00:43:52,840 --> 00:43:55,160
Speaker 1: is our it's in the bag. So he says, how

896
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:59,440
Speaker 1: do the men on the show with significant others solve

897
00:43:59,560 --> 00:44:02,440
Speaker 1: the eats? Your old issue of where to eat or

898
00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:05,439
Speaker 1: get take out? This is perfect our house, at our house,

899
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:09,080
Speaker 1: we play pick three. Uh. Jim from Kentucky says, uh.

900
00:44:09,320 --> 00:44:12,879
Speaker 1: She picks three places. I eliminate one, so I at

901
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:15,880
Speaker 1: least I don't eat at the place that I can't stand.

902
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:19,600
Speaker 1: Then she decides the last two remaining. What what do

903
00:44:19,640 --> 00:44:21,359
Speaker 1: you guys do that's a good question. Now, I guess

904
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:23,200
Speaker 1: you don't have to answer this because you don't have

905
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:25,320
Speaker 1: anybody that you have to deal with in this regard.

906
00:44:25,480 --> 00:44:28,520
Speaker 1: But my wife is pretty good about this kind of stuff.

907
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:31,719
Speaker 1: We don't we don't really we we kind of like

908
00:44:31,800 --> 00:44:33,239
Speaker 1: the same stuff, or at least she puts up with

909
00:44:33,239 --> 00:44:35,000
Speaker 1: the stuff I like. So she goes along with it

910
00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:37,399
Speaker 1: and doesn't tell me she hates what we're eating. But uh,

911
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:39,279
Speaker 1: and we don't eat out that much. I we've gotten

912
00:44:39,280 --> 00:44:42,560
Speaker 1: into cooking. But to answer your question, Jim, typically final

913
00:44:42,640 --> 00:44:45,879
Speaker 1: say goes to her normally. That's that's normally how it goes.

914
00:44:45,920 --> 00:44:47,759
Speaker 1: But I like your strategy. I pick three things a

915
00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:50,080
Speaker 1: good deal. That's a good I gotta bring that up.

916
00:44:50,120 --> 00:44:52,799
Speaker 1: I might incorporate that into our our situation. Yet. Yeah,

917
00:44:52,960 --> 00:44:54,840
Speaker 1: now I have done the options, Like I got a

918
00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:56,680
Speaker 1: couple of options here and then you gotta pick. That's

919
00:44:56,680 --> 00:45:00,640
Speaker 1: a good thing to do. So anyway, what about you guess, see,

920
00:45:00,680 --> 00:45:02,400
Speaker 1: I invite what you didn't want to go there? But

921
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:05,800
Speaker 1: I did invite you to a great spot near our work.

922
00:45:06,400 --> 00:45:09,960
Speaker 1: And it's not to too highbrow from no, I mean

923
00:45:09,960 --> 00:45:12,200
Speaker 1: it was like it's a great bouge spot, and I

924
00:45:12,320 --> 00:45:15,520
Speaker 1: think it's what they call a target rich environment. So

925
00:45:15,560 --> 00:45:17,280
Speaker 1: a lot of places, yeah, a lot of the places

926
00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:19,480
Speaker 1: I like to go to just have a great ambiance.

927
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:22,359
Speaker 1: There's good scenery and usually guys are listening to this.

928
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:24,399
Speaker 1: That's what they want to see, right, Like, you're gonna

929
00:45:24,400 --> 00:45:27,480
Speaker 1: be there with your significant other, great eat whatever is available,

930
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:29,960
Speaker 1: but you want to see whatever everything else that's around you, right,

931
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:32,800
Speaker 1: you want here's the Hooters. You're not going to Hooters

932
00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:35,040
Speaker 1: for the wings or the fries. You're going for the

933
00:45:35,040 --> 00:45:38,640
Speaker 1: Hooters maybe like the chicken sandwich. But here's what I'll say.

934
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:42,839
Speaker 1: Guests going on that, Okay, uh, it's it's something I'm

935
00:45:42,920 --> 00:45:44,880
Speaker 1: I'm more of a truck stop guy. You want to

936
00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:46,920
Speaker 1: hang out with a bunch of aristocrats is what you

937
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:48,120
Speaker 1: want to do? You want to hang out with what?

938
00:45:48,320 --> 00:45:50,560
Speaker 1: I'm fine hanging out just eating. To me, the one

939
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:52,000
Speaker 1: of the greatest meals I've ever had was it a

940
00:45:52,040 --> 00:45:56,399
Speaker 1: truck stop in uh running the Arizona, California boards town

941
00:45:56,480 --> 00:45:58,879
Speaker 1: starts with a w uh, I forget. I was driving

942
00:45:58,880 --> 00:46:01,160
Speaker 1: a spring training one year and I stopped off this

943
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:04,040
Speaker 1: It's like a flying j type thing, and I had

944
00:46:04,080 --> 00:46:08,360
Speaker 1: the greatest chicken sandwich I've ever had. Okay, so good

945
00:46:08,560 --> 00:46:11,279
Speaker 1: that anytime I drive to Arizona, I stopped at that

946
00:46:11,320 --> 00:46:14,319
Speaker 1: truck stop and I love it. That to me is

947
00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:18,480
Speaker 1: a steak at a fine steakhouse in Manhattan or Beverly

948
00:46:18,680 --> 00:46:23,600
Speaker 1: Hills or whatever. To me, that's extravagant. You come from

949
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:26,319
Speaker 1: a life of privilege, so for you, you you gotta hang

950
00:46:26,320 --> 00:46:28,759
Speaker 1: out with ambiance and all the splendor and all that.

951
00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:31,319
Speaker 1: I'm not like that. I'm a simple person. True. I'm

952
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:33,680
Speaker 1: from the South Bay of Los Angeles, and so anyone

953
00:46:33,719 --> 00:46:36,080
Speaker 1: that knows South Bay, you listen. If you are on

954
00:46:37,080 --> 00:46:39,080
Speaker 1: no no, let me if anybody that knows l A,

955
00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:41,560
Speaker 1: if you are from a west of the four oh

956
00:46:41,640 --> 00:46:45,759
Speaker 1: five freeway, you are an elitist. That is reality. You

957
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:49,360
Speaker 1: are money back. I'm south of a four oh five freeway.

958
00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:52,719
Speaker 1: Because you are west of the four or five freeway,

959
00:46:53,200 --> 00:46:56,080
Speaker 1: that's that's crap. I'm south of the one ten freeway

960
00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:59,520
Speaker 1: to that is a lie. So we got taco trucks

961
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:02,360
Speaker 1: in my area, plus Wilmington and Carson had the best

962
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:05,920
Speaker 1: Mexican food possible. You have taco trucks, yeah, I mean

963
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:10,040
Speaker 1: these are like, dude, I lived. I lived in Lincoln Heights.

964
00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:15,520
Speaker 1: I lived, but I lived. I lived in Lincoln Heights,

965
00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:19,440
Speaker 1: right there, right on the border with Cypress Park. All Right.

966
00:47:19,480 --> 00:47:22,200
Speaker 1: The first week I moved into that apartment, somebody got

967
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:25,959
Speaker 1: shot in the apartment or in the in the street,

968
00:47:25,960 --> 00:47:28,839
Speaker 1: actually cross the street from the apartment, but still wild

969
00:47:28,840 --> 00:47:31,239
Speaker 1: if it was in the apartment. I was on a date. One.

970
00:47:31,400 --> 00:47:32,560
Speaker 1: I will have some so I don't want to them

971
00:47:32,600 --> 00:47:34,799
Speaker 1: all here, but I have some amazing We should maybe

972
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:38,560
Speaker 1: do that next week, the the Lincoln Heights era, because

973
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:41,520
Speaker 1: apparently these people like these dumb stories. All right, Moving

974
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:45,759
Speaker 1: on walking Willie rights in. He says, when will we

975
00:47:45,880 --> 00:47:51,520
Speaker 1: see the first billion dollar athlete contract? That's a sporty question,

976
00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:55,400
Speaker 1: gascon Um. But I don't think we're I don't. I

977
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:59,560
Speaker 1: don't think it's that far away. I we were at

978
00:47:59,719 --> 00:48:03,040
Speaker 1: the four hundred million dollar level right now, and I

979
00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:05,240
Speaker 1: know it's a big leap to go from four hundred

980
00:48:05,320 --> 00:48:09,360
Speaker 1: million all the way up to a billion dollars. I

981
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:12,400
Speaker 1: realized that, I know that the arithmetic on that is crazy.

982
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:15,400
Speaker 1: But I would say in the next twenty years, I

983
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:17,920
Speaker 1: think if I make it twenty years, I think i'll

984
00:48:17,920 --> 00:48:20,640
Speaker 1: see it in my life and and uh so I

985
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:24,000
Speaker 1: think ten years from now you'll be at six D

986
00:48:24,040 --> 00:48:26,120
Speaker 1: seven hundred million, and then another ten years will be

987
00:48:26,200 --> 00:48:28,359
Speaker 1: a billion if they if things continue along the path

988
00:48:28,360 --> 00:48:30,680
Speaker 1: they're going, we don't have a recession and the economy

989
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:33,520
Speaker 1: goes to hell. I think you'll get some hot shot

990
00:48:33,640 --> 00:48:37,759
Speaker 1: teenage phenom who probably hasn't even been born yet will

991
00:48:37,840 --> 00:48:41,000
Speaker 1: become the first billion dollar athlete and be you know,

992
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 1: be drafted signing with a lifetime contract for a billion dollars.

993
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:46,440
Speaker 1: How many years would that have to be though to

994
00:48:46,920 --> 00:48:49,880
Speaker 1: make it? What's the math on that? You're a math guy, gascon,

995
00:48:50,040 --> 00:48:55,279
Speaker 1: so what would the numbers be on that spot? I mean,

996
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:57,840
Speaker 1: I want someone to do it where it's Bobby Benilla style.

997
00:48:57,960 --> 00:49:00,160
Speaker 1: They get some kind of signing bonus up for and

998
00:49:00,160 --> 00:49:05,560
Speaker 1: then just defer payment after that. Yeah, uh, let me

999
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:08,440
Speaker 1: do math. I'm just some Mallard math here, which is

1000
00:49:08,480 --> 00:49:13,640
Speaker 1: a version of math but not always correct. So let's

1001
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:18,920
Speaker 1: let's say you got fifty million dollars a year, okay,

1002
00:49:19,880 --> 00:49:24,080
Speaker 1: over twenty years? What would that be? Uh? What's the

1003
00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:29,160
Speaker 1: math on that? Ah? That is what? Oh boy? I

1004
00:49:29,200 --> 00:49:33,600
Speaker 1: think that's a let's see here, Well, if you're doing

1005
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:36,800
Speaker 1: a billion dollars for twenty years, that's four point one

1006
00:49:37,560 --> 00:49:41,359
Speaker 1: for how how many years? For twenty years? Four point

1007
00:49:41,360 --> 00:49:46,080
Speaker 1: one million dollars a month a month? Yeah hm, so

1008
00:49:46,160 --> 00:49:50,919
Speaker 1: but at fifty million a year for twenty years, that

1009
00:49:50,960 --> 00:49:54,680
Speaker 1: works out to Again, I'm trying to think what with

1010
00:49:54,840 --> 00:49:58,480
Speaker 1: the the math here? My brain is not functioning properly.

1011
00:49:58,520 --> 00:50:01,160
Speaker 1: I blame you because it's really it is your podcast though,

1012
00:50:01,160 --> 00:50:04,439
Speaker 1: because we're on our we're keeping it real, man, that's

1013
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 1: we're keeping it real. I know you're not a real person.

1014
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:10,200
Speaker 1: You're a phony, your TV guy and all that stuff

1015
00:50:10,239 --> 00:50:12,279
Speaker 1: that's not you understand. I think I'm right by the

1016
00:50:12,280 --> 00:50:16,560
Speaker 1: way I think the math. I think that is um

1017
00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:19,120
Speaker 1: billion dollars. I think I think I'm right on that

1018
00:50:19,520 --> 00:50:21,759
Speaker 1: fifty billion dollars a year for twenty years would be

1019
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:26,359
Speaker 1: uh now, maybe not not crap? Who cares? Figured out

1020
00:50:26,360 --> 00:50:30,799
Speaker 1: for yourself. Fox Sports Radio has the best sports talk

1021
00:50:30,880 --> 00:50:33,600
Speaker 1: lineup in the nation. Catch all of our shows at

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00:50:33,600 --> 00:50:36,960
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1023
00:50:37,040 --> 00:50:40,280
Speaker 1: Radio app search f s R to listen live. Don't

1024
00:50:40,320 --> 00:50:43,680
Speaker 1: ask you any damn math questions? You dare you walking? Willie?

1025
00:50:43,719 --> 00:50:45,960
Speaker 1: How dare alright? Last question? You're in the grab bag.

1026
00:50:45,960 --> 00:50:48,960
Speaker 1: Then we'll get onto the don't stick to sports stories

1027
00:50:48,960 --> 00:50:52,000
Speaker 1: the week. But here it is from Rico in Denver,

1028
00:50:52,239 --> 00:50:55,360
Speaker 1: one of our more polarizing callers in the mile ized city.

1029
00:50:55,600 --> 00:50:57,520
Speaker 1: I get a kick out of Rico. I hope Rico

1030
00:50:57,640 --> 00:51:00,760
Speaker 1: calls the show more often. He annoys me and entertains

1031
00:51:00,760 --> 00:51:03,080
Speaker 1: me at the same time. So anyway, Rico says, if

1032
00:51:03,120 --> 00:51:05,440
Speaker 1: you had to pick one, uh, this is for me.

1033
00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:07,920
Speaker 1: He said for the Clippers, number one option is the

1034
00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:10,719
Speaker 1: Clippers to win the NBA title. For them to win

1035
00:51:10,719 --> 00:51:14,240
Speaker 1: the NBA tale, you would have to a shower naked

1036
00:51:14,280 --> 00:51:17,879
Speaker 1: with Dwight Howard, be cut off the tip of your

1037
00:51:17,920 --> 00:51:22,160
Speaker 1: pinky cee, be four hundred pounds for a year, and

1038
00:51:22,280 --> 00:51:26,560
Speaker 1: d live with me Rico from Denver for six months.

1039
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:30,600
Speaker 1: So those are the options. And this is my prizes.

1040
00:51:30,640 --> 00:51:33,480
Speaker 1: The Clippers win an NBA championship, and I am a

1041
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:36,040
Speaker 1: a fine loyal supporter of the top team in the

1042
00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:38,960
Speaker 1: NBA according to the gambling market, the Los Angeles Clippers.

1043
00:51:39,960 --> 00:51:42,000
Speaker 1: So here's the will answers. Now, I'm not really interested

1044
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:46,800
Speaker 1: in showering naked with Dwight Howard. I'm good on that. Uh,

1045
00:51:47,120 --> 00:51:49,839
Speaker 1: cutting off the tip of my pinky. I don't think

1046
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:51,480
Speaker 1: that would be a big deal. You don't really use

1047
00:51:51,520 --> 00:51:53,480
Speaker 1: the pinky finger, but I do type some I think

1048
00:51:53,480 --> 00:51:55,640
Speaker 1: that could be problematic. I do use the pinky a

1049
00:51:55,640 --> 00:51:58,160
Speaker 1: little bit there. Uh. The foreigner pound thing, I've already

1050
00:51:58,160 --> 00:52:00,839
Speaker 1: done that, so I could do that. That's easy. I've

1051
00:52:00,880 --> 00:52:03,320
Speaker 1: lived that life. I've lived the four hundred pound life.

1052
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:06,919
Speaker 1: I could do the foreigner pound life. Uh. And then well,

1053
00:52:06,960 --> 00:52:09,120
Speaker 1: I was over four hunder pounds by the way, Uh,

1054
00:52:09,200 --> 00:52:12,080
Speaker 1: and my biggest and I have no interest in living

1055
00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:13,279
Speaker 1: with rigo. So I guess if I had to pick,

1056
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:15,040
Speaker 1: i'd I'd go back to being four hunderd pounds. I

1057
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:17,920
Speaker 1: eat whatever I want. I'd be a big, fat scum

1058
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,000
Speaker 1: and it would be wonderful. Yeah. But that's different though.

1059
00:52:20,040 --> 00:52:22,080
Speaker 1: You were four hundred plus pounds when you're what in

1060
00:52:22,120 --> 00:52:26,279
Speaker 1: your twenties. Uh yeah, so yeah, yeah, yeah, probably my

1061
00:52:26,400 --> 00:52:28,279
Speaker 1: pretty much a whole decade of the tent. Yeah. So

1062
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:29,960
Speaker 1: it's a lot hard to get that went off once

1063
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:31,640
Speaker 1: you're I mean, you're in your age now, you're on

1064
00:52:31,719 --> 00:52:33,960
Speaker 1: the you know, you're close to social Security and pension,

1065
00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:38,400
Speaker 1: so retirement and you know, sixties sixty five it's it's tough,

1066
00:52:39,000 --> 00:52:42,279
Speaker 1: you know. I think you used proved earlier you're bad

1067
00:52:42,280 --> 00:52:44,439
Speaker 1: at math, so you've just proved again you're bad at math.

1068
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:47,320
Speaker 1: But anyway, all right, moving on, So don't stick to sports.

1069
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:49,200
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Fifth Hour. I'm told I don't

1070
00:52:49,239 --> 00:52:50,440
Speaker 1: have to tell you what you're listening to because you

1071
00:52:50,440 --> 00:52:51,719
Speaker 1: already know it. But it is in the fifth Hour

1072
00:52:52,080 --> 00:52:54,760
Speaker 1: with Ben Maller and some other schmuck named David Gascon.

1073
00:52:55,400 --> 00:52:58,319
Speaker 1: So don't stick to sports stories of the week. This

1074
00:52:58,400 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 1: is the tawdry taboo in bizarre. What do we have

1075
00:53:01,360 --> 00:53:03,920
Speaker 1: here Gascon? This week? What are we diving into? A right?

1076
00:53:04,040 --> 00:53:06,640
Speaker 1: First one, Benny, were vacationing in the d m Z

1077
00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:10,480
Speaker 1: two Australian citizens to set it take their blogging to

1078
00:53:10,520 --> 00:53:12,840
Speaker 1: the next level by doing something a little bit bold,

1079
00:53:12,840 --> 00:53:16,440
Speaker 1: and it wasn't something that was cheap, like buying bus

1080
00:53:16,480 --> 00:53:19,239
Speaker 1: tickets for their stops and then fly economy for their

1081
00:53:19,360 --> 00:53:23,359
Speaker 1: entire journey. Could you possibly guess what two bloggers from

1082
00:53:23,400 --> 00:53:28,920
Speaker 1: Australia wanted to do on a continental trip across well,

1083
00:53:28,960 --> 00:53:31,800
Speaker 1: I think I I think I saw this. I think

1084
00:53:31,920 --> 00:53:33,840
Speaker 1: they thought they were going to be part of the

1085
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:36,719
Speaker 1: Chamber of commerce, am I correct on that and my

1086
00:53:37,239 --> 00:53:41,000
Speaker 1: sort of you. Yeah, this couple decided they were gonna

1087
00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,600
Speaker 1: go from Asia to the U k. And they were

1088
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:47,680
Speaker 1: going to drive the entire way and not fly, not

1089
00:53:47,680 --> 00:53:50,080
Speaker 1: not sail, but they were gonna drive. The only problem

1090
00:53:50,080 --> 00:53:53,360
Speaker 1: with this ben was that they had to go through Iran.

1091
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:57,719
Speaker 1: The news broke that these bloggers were arrested in Tehran

1092
00:53:57,920 --> 00:54:01,400
Speaker 1: and the journey fell a short because the cup said quote,

1093
00:54:01,440 --> 00:54:04,640
Speaker 1: they wanted to inspire anyone wanted to travel and also

1094
00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:08,239
Speaker 1: try to break the stigma around traveling to countries which

1095
00:54:08,280 --> 00:54:11,640
Speaker 1: get a bad rap in the media end quote. So

1096
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:14,440
Speaker 1: it's believed that part of the reason they've been arrested

1097
00:54:14,520 --> 00:54:17,880
Speaker 1: was because they want to document everything. So while they

1098
00:54:17,880 --> 00:54:21,120
Speaker 1: were documenting, they also flew drones all over the place

1099
00:54:21,480 --> 00:54:25,040
Speaker 1: in unauthorized areas and they've been detained for the last

1100
00:54:25,040 --> 00:54:29,320
Speaker 1: ten weeks in Tehran. Wow, this is this is absolutely brilliant.

1101
00:54:29,320 --> 00:54:33,160
Speaker 1: Here the level of stupidity, those people should be arrested,

1102
00:54:33,239 --> 00:54:36,320
Speaker 1: I mean just for stupid No, but they deserve to

1103
00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:37,800
Speaker 1: be a right. I agree with the people of Iran.

1104
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:40,160
Speaker 1: I don't normally agree with Iran, but I agree with this.

1105
00:54:40,239 --> 00:54:42,480
Speaker 1: I mean, what are you thinking like you think that's

1106
00:54:42,520 --> 00:54:45,319
Speaker 1: all fake, the stories about how they take care of

1107
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:47,520
Speaker 1: their you know, how they rule with an iron fist,

1108
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:50,200
Speaker 1: and you know, anythink that's all just internet chatter and

1109
00:54:50,239 --> 00:54:52,279
Speaker 1: it's not really. I mean, come on, what do you do?

1110
00:54:52,360 --> 00:54:54,720
Speaker 1: Why do you go to North Korea and run around

1111
00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:58,400
Speaker 1: there with an American flag and see what happens? Okay?

1112
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:01,319
Speaker 1: I mean, seriously, how dumb do you have to be?

1113
00:55:01,520 --> 00:55:04,520
Speaker 1: I mean, I I don't feel bad. These people are idiots.

1114
00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:07,160
Speaker 1: Like you know, I was in Iran, I would be

1115
00:55:07,239 --> 00:55:09,600
Speaker 1: scared out of my mind. I would be I wouldn't

1116
00:55:09,640 --> 00:55:12,279
Speaker 1: talk to anybody. I would just like, al right, I

1117
00:55:12,400 --> 00:55:14,839
Speaker 1: mind my own business. I'm not gonna mess with you.

1118
00:55:14,880 --> 00:55:16,919
Speaker 1: Don't mess with me. Let me just get on my way.

1119
00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:19,440
Speaker 1: And these idiots are out there with their phones and drones.

1120
00:55:20,640 --> 00:55:23,520
Speaker 1: What a bunch of morons, A bunch of a bunch

1121
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:26,359
Speaker 1: of Mama Luke's erased in the stigma. One critique at

1122
00:55:26,360 --> 00:55:28,799
Speaker 1: the time, Ben, when you got married, did you in

1123
00:55:28,840 --> 00:55:31,040
Speaker 1: the misses? Do you guys get married in a secluded area?

1124
00:55:31,040 --> 00:55:33,040
Speaker 1: Do you guys going on to the island somewhere? We did.

1125
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:35,920
Speaker 1: We were in we were in Kawaii. The beautiful garden

1126
00:55:36,040 --> 00:55:38,719
Speaker 1: Island and we were off the beaten path. We were

1127
00:55:39,239 --> 00:55:42,160
Speaker 1: I have there's like a mile marker if you you

1128
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:45,960
Speaker 1: fly to Kawaii and you land there and uh, I

1129
00:55:46,040 --> 00:55:49,640
Speaker 1: forget the name of the town there in Kauai, but anyway,

1130
00:55:49,680 --> 00:55:51,400
Speaker 1: you land there and you drive up like it's about

1131
00:55:51,440 --> 00:55:54,480
Speaker 1: four miles four or five miles north of the airport,

1132
00:55:54,560 --> 00:55:57,320
Speaker 1: but there's nothing around. It's just like a deserted beach.

1133
00:55:57,320 --> 00:55:59,000
Speaker 1: It was pretty cool. So you guys had an intimate

1134
00:55:59,040 --> 00:56:00,680
Speaker 1: wedding right like, there's a the past her and a

1135
00:56:00,680 --> 00:56:02,480
Speaker 1: couple of witnesses and that was it, right, Yeah, that

1136
00:56:02,560 --> 00:56:06,960
Speaker 1: was it. It's called the lowping, I believe. I bring

1137
00:56:07,000 --> 00:56:09,759
Speaker 1: this up because I'm curious to how many listeners have

1138
00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:13,719
Speaker 1: how many female listeners have shitty friends. Because an unnamed

1139
00:56:13,760 --> 00:56:16,440
Speaker 1: bridesmaid posted a great story and read it and it

1140
00:56:16,520 --> 00:56:18,799
Speaker 1: made me happy. I'll never go through this bullshit with

1141
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:21,600
Speaker 1: brides putting their friends through this. So check this out,

1142
00:56:21,760 --> 00:56:24,960
Speaker 1: a woman says, and she's titled it. I feel like

1143
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:28,040
Speaker 1: I'm being punished because I have cancer. So here's the

1144
00:56:28,080 --> 00:56:31,240
Speaker 1: skinney on this bend. This bride is making her bridesmaid

1145
00:56:31,280 --> 00:56:33,800
Speaker 1: by a wig for her wedding even though she doesn't

1146
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:35,839
Speaker 1: want one, and on top of that, she can't even

1147
00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:39,160
Speaker 1: afford it. And the bride also added to this, she

1148
00:56:39,320 --> 00:56:42,440
Speaker 1: told the bridesmaid that the makeup artist is gonna cost

1149
00:56:42,520 --> 00:56:45,719
Speaker 1: more for her, specifically because quote, she'll have to put

1150
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:49,799
Speaker 1: more work in, extra work on you end quote those

1151
00:56:49,800 --> 00:56:52,600
Speaker 1: girls trying to get over obviously being diagnosed with cancer,

1152
00:56:52,880 --> 00:56:58,799
Speaker 1: surviving it, bald, has no hair, no eyebrows, no eyelashes. Well,

1153
00:56:58,840 --> 00:57:02,200
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean you feel bad because it's you know, vanity,

1154
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:05,680
Speaker 1: everyone's very vain. You're worried about your appearance. But but

1155
00:57:05,760 --> 00:57:08,239
Speaker 1: you know, come on, it's also being unreasonable. You know,

1156
00:57:08,280 --> 00:57:11,000
Speaker 1: you've got a bad cut in light or whatever. What

1157
00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:13,120
Speaker 1: are your bride zilla? Now? I mean, what are we

1158
00:57:13,160 --> 00:57:17,040
Speaker 1: doing here? That's a it's ridiculous, is now? That's not

1159
00:57:17,120 --> 00:57:19,160
Speaker 1: my I like the this is such a kind of

1160
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:22,400
Speaker 1: a ghoulish story there. And you would like a story

1161
00:57:22,400 --> 00:57:25,560
Speaker 1: about weddings, guess. But the one I liked about weddings

1162
00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:28,000
Speaker 1: we talked about on the radio show last week was

1163
00:57:28,040 --> 00:57:30,960
Speaker 1: the woman that showed up, the sister who showed up

1164
00:57:31,000 --> 00:57:32,960
Speaker 1: to the wedding. I think it was on the East Coast,

1165
00:57:33,120 --> 00:57:37,520
Speaker 1: dressed up as t rex. Yeah, I mean that to me,

1166
00:57:37,640 --> 00:57:40,080
Speaker 1: that's uh, that's my favorite wedding story. I mean, we

1167
00:57:40,160 --> 00:57:43,360
Speaker 1: just said it's just unreasonable. I do recommend, I having

1168
00:57:43,720 --> 00:57:47,120
Speaker 1: briefly worked in television. They have a spray can of

1169
00:57:47,240 --> 00:57:49,800
Speaker 1: makeup they can they can put on you. I recommend

1170
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:51,960
Speaker 1: getting that. It's just like a spray gun. It's pretty good.

1171
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:53,760
Speaker 1: What is she gonna do for her bald head? She

1172
00:57:53,840 --> 00:57:58,120
Speaker 1: got spray hair on her head? Uh? Well, you know

1173
00:57:58,120 --> 00:58:02,640
Speaker 1: what I saw you can get They can tattoo your

1174
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:04,600
Speaker 1: head to make it look like you have a buzz cut,

1175
00:58:04,960 --> 00:58:06,880
Speaker 1: so you never have to worry about it. About that.

1176
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:10,440
Speaker 1: I read this to be advertised on the end, and

1177
00:58:10,520 --> 00:58:12,520
Speaker 1: I I read the other day. I was like, this

1178
00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:16,240
Speaker 1: is unbelievable. They tattooed, like, you know, thousands of little

1179
00:58:16,240 --> 00:58:17,680
Speaker 1: dots on your head to make it seem like you

1180
00:58:17,720 --> 00:58:19,360
Speaker 1: got a buzz cut. Yeah, but it's bad enough when

1181
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:22,120
Speaker 1: you have women that draw on these eyebrows already, and

1182
00:58:22,120 --> 00:58:24,440
Speaker 1: we would get this West Coast, you get with these

1183
00:58:24,440 --> 00:58:27,440
Speaker 1: women that have like these thin eyebrows or the big

1184
00:58:27,480 --> 00:58:30,160
Speaker 1: bushy ones. Now it looked like someone took an ironing

1185
00:58:30,160 --> 00:58:33,880
Speaker 1: board to their eyebrows. It's ridiculous. All right, Well, what

1186
00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:37,360
Speaker 1: do we have next? What we got? Operator air ben Now, like,

1187
00:58:37,600 --> 00:58:39,920
Speaker 1: unlike you, I don't make a lot of money, Like

1188
00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:43,400
Speaker 1: my net worth isn't over three million dollars. But but

1189
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:46,560
Speaker 1: iagine if it was by mistake. And that's kind of

1190
00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:50,120
Speaker 1: what happened to this couple in Pennsylvania because one morning

1191
00:58:50,440 --> 00:58:52,920
Speaker 1: recently they checked their bank account and they actually found

1192
00:58:52,920 --> 00:58:56,360
Speaker 1: a hundred and twenty thousand dollars extra in their bank account.

1193
00:58:56,520 --> 00:58:58,400
Speaker 1: And it's because the tiller dropped that coin in their

1194
00:58:58,440 --> 00:59:01,360
Speaker 1: account by air and the couple went right to work

1195
00:59:01,400 --> 00:59:04,160
Speaker 1: after that. So check this out that they actually bought

1196
00:59:04,160 --> 00:59:08,400
Speaker 1: a Camper, a Chevy, a fucking race car. But they

1197
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:12,840
Speaker 1: weren't done yet. They actually, since they're upstanding people, Robert

1198
00:59:12,880 --> 00:59:17,120
Speaker 1: and Tiffany Williams distributed fifteen thousand dollars to some of

1199
00:59:17,160 --> 00:59:21,320
Speaker 1: their friends that needed the cash. In about seventeen days,

1200
00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:25,160
Speaker 1: they had spent one grand. Now, eventually the bait came

1201
00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:26,600
Speaker 1: with the tab and they said they needed to have

1202
00:59:26,640 --> 00:59:29,080
Speaker 1: it returned right away. The couple was hit with a

1203
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:33,880
Speaker 1: seventy overdraft charge because before they had the money, they

1204
00:59:33,920 --> 00:59:37,400
Speaker 1: had just as in their bank account. Since then, they've

1205
00:59:37,400 --> 00:59:41,600
Speaker 1: been slapped with three felony charges and receiving stolen property

1206
00:59:41,600 --> 00:59:45,400
Speaker 1: and using it. The husband said, all I'm gonna say

1207
00:59:45,520 --> 00:59:48,240
Speaker 1: is we took some bad legal advice from some people

1208
00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:50,680
Speaker 1: and it probably wasn't the best thing in the end.

1209
00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:54,439
Speaker 1: End quote. Yeah, I mean this is again, I mean,

1210
00:59:54,680 --> 00:59:57,640
Speaker 1: this is a stupid test. Like I don't consider myself

1211
00:59:57,680 --> 01:00:00,760
Speaker 1: the brightest person in the world, but I know that

1212
01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:03,640
Speaker 1: the bank is gonna want their money. And if you

1213
01:00:03,720 --> 01:00:06,160
Speaker 1: spend their money, I mean, you know, come on, what

1214
01:00:06,200 --> 01:00:08,040
Speaker 1: do you do? They're gonna eventually find out. They might

1215
01:00:08,080 --> 01:00:09,880
Speaker 1: not find out right away, but eventually they're gonna do

1216
01:00:09,880 --> 01:00:12,360
Speaker 1: an accounting and say what happened to that money? And

1217
01:00:12,360 --> 01:00:15,000
Speaker 1: they're gonna figure out what happened to it? And and uh,

1218
01:00:15,200 --> 01:00:17,320
Speaker 1: you know again, what are you what are you thinking here?

1219
01:00:17,720 --> 01:00:19,400
Speaker 1: I mean, it's nice that they gave money their friends,

1220
01:00:19,440 --> 01:00:21,800
Speaker 1: and now what can they get the money back? How

1221
01:00:21,880 --> 01:00:24,760
Speaker 1: how did that work? They spent Well, they spent a

1222
01:00:24,920 --> 01:00:27,720
Speaker 1: hundred thousand or whatever. They spent a hundred and seven

1223
01:00:27,760 --> 01:00:30,880
Speaker 1: thousand dollars D seven thousand, So how much of that

1224
01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:33,840
Speaker 1: can they get back? Well, the banker is f f

1225
01:00:33,920 --> 01:00:36,480
Speaker 1: D I N c ensured up to a hundred thousand

1226
01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:38,640
Speaker 1: dollars if it was someone's bank account, but it was

1227
01:00:38,680 --> 01:00:40,800
Speaker 1: a corporate account that was having the money transferred in

1228
01:00:40,840 --> 01:00:43,040
Speaker 1: and out. I gotta imagine the teller. It's probably fired

1229
01:00:43,040 --> 01:00:48,360
Speaker 1: at least, right, you think to this was a newbie.

1230
01:00:48,600 --> 01:00:51,640
Speaker 1: If someone's like in probation, Would you ever work at

1231
01:00:51,680 --> 01:00:53,920
Speaker 1: a bank? I did work at a bank in my twenties.

1232
01:00:54,560 --> 01:00:55,920
Speaker 1: When I was working in real estate, I worked at

1233
01:00:55,920 --> 01:00:57,760
Speaker 1: the bank. Why didn't you stay at the bank then,

1234
01:00:58,040 --> 01:01:01,720
Speaker 1: because because I was in the real estate side of

1235
01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:04,280
Speaker 1: things and things are a bit shady. So there was

1236
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:07,320
Speaker 1: quite a few class action lawsuits during that time when

1237
01:01:07,320 --> 01:01:10,200
Speaker 1: I was working for the bank. So, but I think

1238
01:01:10,280 --> 01:01:12,680
Speaker 1: you love bankers hours, right, you're you're not you don't

1239
01:01:12,720 --> 01:01:14,960
Speaker 1: have the work ethics and you love that nine to five.

1240
01:01:15,000 --> 01:01:17,600
Speaker 1: I don't have to worry about radio bank. If I

1241
01:01:17,600 --> 01:01:19,760
Speaker 1: had the bank, I was like one to four, one

1242
01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:24,040
Speaker 1: to five even better? Yeah, right, a suit and tie

1243
01:01:24,080 --> 01:01:26,520
Speaker 1: and leave when everyone wanted to. Yeah. I mean these

1244
01:01:26,520 --> 01:01:28,840
Speaker 1: people that work at like banks or Wall Street, the

1245
01:01:28,840 --> 01:01:31,440
Speaker 1: New York Stock Exchange, and they have a very limited

1246
01:01:32,000 --> 01:01:34,280
Speaker 1: amount of work. But how great is that? And it's

1247
01:01:34,360 --> 01:01:36,480
Speaker 1: lucrative too. I mean, I go from working in the

1248
01:01:36,480 --> 01:01:39,200
Speaker 1: real estate injury industry to working with you and this

1249
01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:42,560
Speaker 1: it's I mean, it's like driving a Ferrari to driving

1250
01:01:42,880 --> 01:01:44,960
Speaker 1: a Honda or something I would look if I My

1251
01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:47,200
Speaker 1: advice as a friend is to try to get back

1252
01:01:47,240 --> 01:01:51,400
Speaker 1: into banking. That's my advice. Why is that? You know

1253
01:01:51,480 --> 01:01:53,440
Speaker 1: you might be good at that. I'm just saying, you know,

1254
01:01:53,640 --> 01:01:58,560
Speaker 1: is it because I'm a people person? Relatable? I don't

1255
01:01:58,760 --> 01:02:01,040
Speaker 1: anyone likes you. Everyone hate to judging by the email

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Speaker 1: having a one positive review of you. Right, they cannot

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Speaker 1: stand you, So I wouldn't say that. Right. What else

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Speaker 1: do we have? He said? Don't stick to sports stories

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Speaker 1: of the week because Giscon tries to turn this into

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Speaker 1: instead of the Fifth Hour, the sixth Hour with Ben

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Speaker 1: maller as, we'll just keep going here. Uh so, do

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Speaker 1: we have anything else? Yeah? We got the rated X

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Speaker 1: version of Workman's com and we brought up by traveling abroad.

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Speaker 1: So a married man actually died in a recent business

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Speaker 1: trip to France, but his family might get a little

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Speaker 1: something out of it. To the man died of a

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Speaker 1: heart attack while having sex with a random woman, and

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Speaker 1: now his family is claiming his company is responsible for

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Speaker 1: it by naming it as workplace at workplace accident. So

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Speaker 1: what An appeals court judge had ruled this a few

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Speaker 1: years ago that any employee on an assignment is entitled

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Speaker 1: to their employers protection from the duration of their mission,

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Speaker 1: whether it was by an accident or by a natural

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Speaker 1: act of normal life. Family is now entitled to the

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Speaker 1: benefits from both the state and his employer, which includes

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Speaker 1: up to eight of his salary until he reaches retirement,

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Speaker 1: and then they get a share of his pension. So

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Speaker 1: this man died, but he still give a little something

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Speaker 1: back to his family for cheating on his wife and

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Speaker 1: obviously his kids. Wow, what country was that in France?

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Speaker 1: Oh man, it's pretty good that I didn't What what

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Speaker 1: job is other than hooker? Is uh your job? Including

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Speaker 1: he was having sex on on business time? He was

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Speaker 1: an engineer for a railroad railroad company. Oh man, it's

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Speaker 1: pretty no idea working on the railroad. You got to

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Speaker 1: go out and play bam bam, no idea. It's pretty good.

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Speaker 1: Last one ben until death do us Part A nine?

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Speaker 1: When one call was made after a woman by the

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Speaker 1: name of Victoria for butt used some uh use some

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Speaker 1: pliers to cut off a man's dick. I just actually

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Speaker 1: said that. Victoria was charged with malicious castration and also kidnapping.

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Speaker 1: Now here's the jaw dropping part of all this. Ben

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Speaker 1: she was the one that actually dialed nine one one,

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Speaker 1: and she told the nine one one opera that she

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Speaker 1: used the pliers because they were actually great for cutting roses.

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Speaker 1: And then later she added that there was no serious

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Speaker 1: bleeding because she couldn't get enough blood to make the

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Speaker 1: sign of the cross or write the words center on him.

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Speaker 1: Then police asked what the motive for this woman behind

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Speaker 1: all this was, and she said that would be part

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Speaker 1: of the message against sinning against God and fornication. And

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Speaker 1: then she later added that after the incident, she actually

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Speaker 1: put a towel on her husband and told him he's

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Speaker 1: gonna have to carry that message for the rest of

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Speaker 1: his life. One year old man was then released from

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Speaker 1: the montage and eventually his dick was put on ice.

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Speaker 1: It's pretty good. Did they reattached the I don't know

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Speaker 1: why the why are you asking me that? Well, you're

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Speaker 1: the expert on penises, so I wanted to know if

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Speaker 1: they reattached the dick. That's what I would like to know.

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Speaker 1: I mean, uh, what was it just the tip or

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Speaker 1: was it the whole the full operation there full monty?

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Speaker 1: Was it just the tip? Did you really just ask another?

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Speaker 1: But there are different degrees to this. I mean, I

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Speaker 1: think that would be the most important part. But we

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Speaker 1: should have the listeners find this on Reddit, send it

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Speaker 1: to you. What's your email address? Uh? The well, it

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Speaker 1: is the fifth hour. Uh, just the fifth hour, the real,

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Speaker 1: real fifth our real fifth hour. There you go, real

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Speaker 1: fifth hour at gmail dot com. You send your questions in. Uh,

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Speaker 1: you can do that. And for ben uh for guess

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Speaker 1: hunt for all that, I know you brought the story up.

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Speaker 1: I didn't bring the story up because you brought it up.

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Speaker 1: Clearly you're interested in the story. You like hearing about

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Speaker 1: people having their penises cut off. Well, listen, I got

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Speaker 1: a lot of direct messages last week and some emails

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Speaker 1: from the listeners of the podcast. They enjoyed our stories.

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Speaker 1: I let them know that I was the architect of

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Speaker 1: all of them, and they appreciated it. Uh. Yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: that's fake. You're making that up. But that's fun. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you can make it up. But again I listen. Well,

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Speaker 1: we'll put the put the baby to bed. As I say,

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Speaker 1: but contact us, promote the podcast. Tell your co workers,

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Speaker 1: your friends, your enemies, your wife, your girlfriend, your mistress,

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Speaker 1: personal assistant, whoever you work with, download our podcast or

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Speaker 1: at least subscribe because that helps us out. That helps out.

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Speaker 1: All you have to do do is subscribe, even though they

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Speaker 1: don't actually listen. We'd like you actually listen, but it

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Speaker 1: helps a ton the numbers go up there. I want

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Speaker 1: to make this the one of the top podcast on

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Speaker 1: I heart UH and because that'll that'll annoy some people

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Speaker 1: at work at the company and all that which we like.

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Speaker 1: Uh And as always, you can reach out to us

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Speaker 1: on a different social media channels as uh. Benn Mallard

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Speaker 1: for me on Twitter, should know that already. Guest gons on,

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Speaker 1: David Gagon on Twitter your account, David and jag David

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Speaker 1: ja gag On, David Yes, CEO, n all right j

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Speaker 1: for Jackass. And you can hit me up on Facebook,

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Speaker 1: our Facebook page, Ben Maller Show. And on Reddit and

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Speaker 1: I love the Reddit machine there Ben Mallers Show. We

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Speaker 1: have a subreddit there. You can be part of the festivities.

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Speaker 1: So thank you for listening. I have a great weekend.

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Speaker 1: We are back live not Escon but I am back

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Speaker 1: live on the radio Sunday night. In the Monday after

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Speaker 1: Week two of the NFL