Speaker 1: Hello everybody, and welcome to this edition of Harry Potter
Speaker 1: and The Prisoner of Azka trend because that was the
Speaker 1: first Harry Potter thing I could think of, because that's
Speaker 1: what's trending him Miles Gray, and I am wonderfully welcomed
Speaker 1: by No, you're not welcoming me. I am wonderful. I
Speaker 1: would like to announce there it is that I am
Speaker 1: joined by the wonderful of Becca Ramos. Hello, Hello, Please
Speaker 1: help me. I don't know how to speak anymore. We
Speaker 1: got it. It's okay. I'm having to switch between Japanese
Speaker 1: and English so much right now because I'm just trying
Speaker 1: to get my baby to like hear as much Japanese
Speaker 1: and shit as possible and like you're a good day.
Speaker 1: You know. That's something I wish my parents did, but
Speaker 1: instead they would just insult me in Spanish, in prestating
Speaker 1: I got that immigrant guilty. It's like, you know, my
Speaker 1: mom's like, don't let the culture die just because we
Speaker 1: came here. I'm like, okay, okay, I'm like trying to
Speaker 1: de narrating everything in Japanese now, Like I have a
Speaker 1: song I says, change diapers and everything. Anyway, here we
Speaker 1: are talking trends, and let's just talk the new trend
Speaker 1: out there. The thing that a lot of people are
Speaker 1: talking about, HBO Max is trending because in absolutely nobody
Speaker 1: asked for this news. Warner Brothers is working on a
Speaker 1: Harry Potter streaming series for HBO Max. Not like a spinoff,
Speaker 1: but what their plan is is to take each book
Speaker 1: and that would be one season of this show. I
Speaker 1: get it, I guess in the era of reboot culture.
Speaker 1: But like you said, I don't think anybody was asking
Speaker 1: for this. I think the Harry Potter books and movies
Speaker 1: as they stand still get way too much love in
Speaker 1: my opinion. Sure, and it's one of those franchises that
Speaker 1: they did it so well the first time that I
Speaker 1: just can't simply imagine anybody else being Yeah, Anyone's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, who would fucking kill it as hermione Now
Speaker 1: it's like I don't, I don't know. I don't even
Speaker 1: know who. I felt like for somebody too. I'm completely
Speaker 1: outside the fandom of this. But like I was in
Speaker 1: high school when the film wave was really fucking popping off,
Speaker 1: and I was like, okay, sure, and like to me,
Speaker 1: it seemed like based on how much people loved it.
Speaker 1: I was like, they seem to be getting your right,
Speaker 1: because people fucking lose their minds every time the ship
Speaker 1: comes out. And like to your point, I'm like, has
Speaker 1: there been enough time? It's some people were like, man,
Speaker 1: we need a new Harry Potter. Well, I'm like, there's
Speaker 1: still the face of all the merch. You know, like
Speaker 1: if you go there's Harry Potter World in Universal Studios
Speaker 1: or whatever, and then if you go to the Harry
Speaker 1: Potter store here in New York, there's like a fandom store. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they go, Yeah, there's one in like London too, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: and it's cool and everything. But I'm just like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, I'm having a hard time imagining what this
Speaker 1: is going to look like. I feel like it's gonna
Speaker 1: be bad because, you know what, they're doing it as
Speaker 1: a cash grab because people really upset with HBO right now.
Speaker 1: They keep canceling shit, they keep you know, through their acquirement,
Speaker 1: they're like killing things that are good and then bringing
Speaker 1: back shit that isn't. So put Gordon to chronicles, you cowards, Yeah, literally,
Speaker 1: you fucking cowards. That shows like actually a fun watch,
Speaker 1: even though it wasn't it was like for young adults,
Speaker 1: younger people, and I was like, there you go, like
Speaker 1: it was cute. Yeah, anyway, I get it. I mean
Speaker 1: in the cash grab scheme of things, this is the
Speaker 1: lowest fucking hanging fruit ever. We're like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: take Harry Potter movies and make that I fucking yeah,
Speaker 1: because you know people are gonna watch. I have a
Speaker 1: built an audience, a huge built an audience. And you know,
Speaker 1: I think we've talked about it on the show a
Speaker 1: while back with Jack, like I guess kids are like
Speaker 1: slowly no longer knowing what Harry Potter is, Like yeah,
Speaker 1: you mentioned that where they're like they're like what They're like, nah,
Speaker 1: I don't really read that. And it's like yeah, because
Speaker 1: like my mom's a teacher, she teaches middle school, and
Speaker 1: like she's like kind of baffled that some of her
Speaker 1: kids don't know what Harry Potter is because like it
Speaker 1: was so I was in elementary probably when the books
Speaker 1: came out and the first movie came out when I
Speaker 1: was I think maybe in like fourth or fifth grade,
Speaker 1: and it was like I grew up with it, right,
Speaker 1: Like that's why it's such a phenomenon, Like this is
Speaker 1: over a decade of movies and people really love it.
Speaker 1: I was never like the biggest fan. I saw the movies,
Speaker 1: I never read the books. But yeah, I'm sure it's
Speaker 1: you know, they're trying to indoctrinate a whole new generation
Speaker 1: so they can continue milking this cow for another twenty years. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean it's just like with Star Wars, you know,
Speaker 1: like you can you can go decades and people will
Speaker 1: keep this shit alive. I'm there's I know there's enough
Speaker 1: people who love the fuck out of Hogwarts that would
Speaker 1: do that organically. But again, you need cash. I get it.
Speaker 1: You took an l because you were trying to fight
Speaker 1: the streaming Wars and it didn't go your way. One
Speaker 1: thing is JK, she's going to be involved, not as
Speaker 1: a show runner, um, but they said she would quote
Speaker 1: maintain a degree of creative involvement with the series. So like,
Speaker 1: what does that mean, I don't lose lose for everyone involved?
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I don't. I don't even know, Like like,
Speaker 1: so the trolls are going to continue to look like
Speaker 1: anti Semitic, Like I don't know, right, right, right? I mean,
Speaker 1: because what did she say like in her weird ass
Speaker 1: podcast where she was comparing like trans people to like
Speaker 1: death eaters, and you're like, no, yeah, I mean there's
Speaker 1: so many things. If you like look at it, just
Speaker 1: like with a finer tooth comb, you're like, oh, like
Speaker 1: this is racist. Like if you listen to all the
Speaker 1: Asian characters, they are like very like staring like what
Speaker 1: white people say, what's what's the what the one Asian
Speaker 1: dude called like Cho Chan or some shit like that.
Speaker 1: I think the girl is named Cho Chang. Yeah, And
Speaker 1: I remember being like, Okay, this sounds like a white
Speaker 1: person just made up an Asian character. Yeah, They're like
Speaker 1: they don't even know Cho Chang. And then uh, like
Speaker 1: the all the um, the people, the goblets whatever that
Speaker 1: work in the banks, like they're oh depicted as like
Speaker 1: yeahcial anti Semitic, Like yeah, imagery from like propaganda from
Speaker 1: like the fucking early twentieth century. Yeah, yeah, we caught that.
Speaker 1: We caught that. It was just like I don't know,
Speaker 1: like it's like she fought tooth and nail that, like
Speaker 1: they really weren't black characters, and then they're our black
Speaker 1: character and then it's just like you know, it's yeah,
Speaker 1: what she needs is she needs to do like George Lucas,
Speaker 1: did you know what I mean? And go lean even harder.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, you want to see offensive Asian people?
Speaker 1: Check out the trade Federation. People want to fucking put
Speaker 1: on the fucking screen. But anyway, look, people lose the
Speaker 1: thread at some point when they make all this money,
Speaker 1: and I guess she will continue to profit off of that,
Speaker 1: so hooray for these fucking people. Next thing that's trending
Speaker 1: his thirty four counts. Trump has been hit with thirty
Speaker 1: four different charges, and that's indictment, not guilty, not guilty. Okay,
Speaker 1: you feel me? Uh you know, but his names stay
Speaker 1: filthy and yeah, essentially it's for falsifying a bunch of
Speaker 1: records as it relates to the Stormy Daniels thing, and
Speaker 1: hiding it and defrauding the people of knowing that he's
Speaker 1: a wild piece of trash. I think the wildest thing
Speaker 1: was this to see that photo of him sitting at
Speaker 1: the desk like the table in full defendant mode, because
Speaker 1: I thought he didn't have his chest stuffish shit. He
Speaker 1: looked a little fucking deflated in there. I mean, thirty
Speaker 1: four counts. How hard can you fight? You know? Oh,
Speaker 1: he'll fight. You know, he's fighting. He's gonna go down
Speaker 1: swing it and we know that. But I'm sure he's
Speaker 1: a little you know, the stakes are high. He's never
Speaker 1: had I don't think it's ever been this real for him,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. This is the closest it's come.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Oh my god, he's
Speaker 1: edging with accountability. Oh. We will see where it goes.
Speaker 1: We don't know. We just don't know. I mean, he's
Speaker 1: gonna have a press conference later today and we'll see
Speaker 1: what he says, if he goes wild with it, or
Speaker 1: maybe he cancels it. But I have a feeling he
Speaker 1: will be defiant Brooklyn Dad, defiant from that wonderful Twitter
Speaker 1: account anyway. But yeah, we will see what happens. Again,
Speaker 1: like I said, I don't know is these are the
Speaker 1: least sexy charges that he's facing right now, So we
Speaker 1: shall see. Moving on, let's get onto actually fucking important
Speaker 1: things that like, I can't be talking about our crumbling
Speaker 1: fucking democracy here. Starbucks has been okay. I know when
Speaker 1: I got back, y'all were talking about this like off
Speaker 1: mic or maybe it was mentioned off handily and I
Speaker 1: just put it in the back of my mind because
Speaker 1: it was too much to actually process. But the Olato
Speaker 1: line at Starbucks, which is just all olive oil everything
Speaker 1: type drinks. Yes, so there's three different Starbucks knew olive
Speaker 1: old drinks. I caught one of this probably like a
Speaker 1: couple of weeks ago, because on TikTok I kept seeing
Speaker 1: people go and get these drinks, and I thought it
Speaker 1: was a scam, Like I thought it was a joke
Speaker 1: or that it was one of these weird trends that
Speaker 1: popped up on TikTok, because often on TikTok people will
Speaker 1: just like make up drinks or like this is the
Speaker 1: best drink I've ever made at Starbucks, and they'll like
Speaker 1: list the way you would like custom order this at Starbucks,
Speaker 1: but it's not actually a menu item, right and make
Speaker 1: the persons like you just be like I'm gonna quit,
Speaker 1: man if another motherfucker comes in here. TikTok K. I
Speaker 1: thought it was just like some random ass shit, but no,
Speaker 1: this is a real line. They're trying to test new
Speaker 1: flavors and new like interesting things that they can do
Speaker 1: with their you know, array of ingredients, and I just personally,
Speaker 1: I just I can't see it for me. I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't imap myself ordering it. I associate olive oil
Speaker 1: with savory things just in general. And I'm not even
Speaker 1: a fan of like olive oil cake and shit like
Speaker 1: that's out. I'm like, bro, it tastes. It tastes like olive,
Speaker 1: like straight olive oil to me, like I cannot. It
Speaker 1: just does not, you know, it doesn't vibe with my palette,
Speaker 1: my very evolved palette that is used to taco bell
Speaker 1: and the life. Well, so I guess the goal of
Speaker 1: this was supposed to be kind of achieving a similar
Speaker 1: to like the butter coffee that is like a very
Speaker 1: little thing coffee. Yeah, I just can't. You know. I
Speaker 1: got schooled by superproducer Bay before we hopped on this
Speaker 1: call about you know, the benefits of you know, maybe
Speaker 1: having some straight oil in your life and like, you know,
Speaker 1: oil in your life. Wild. I have a hard time,
Speaker 1: you know. I think about my body the way I
Speaker 1: think about on a drain when you pour oil on it.
Speaker 1: So I just worry about drinking straight I'm putting it
Speaker 1: in my coffee and seeing it separate. My dear colleague,
Speaker 1: may put your attension on all the food you're eating.
Speaker 1: I try to cook a lot, okay, very healthy. I
Speaker 1: cook only vegetables, okay, So I feel pretty good about
Speaker 1: my body. Fair to you because you know, earlier we
Speaker 1: were talking about Jamaican beef patties, and Andrew Tea and
Speaker 1: I were like yay, but we're like it makes my
Speaker 1: skin see through. It's so oil. Literally, it's like I
Speaker 1: and that's not to say I, you know, I'm a sucker.
Speaker 1: Yea pizza, I'm a suck saying you love it really well?
Speaker 1: I think I cook pretty help Like well, it looks
Speaker 1: like even like the reviews are kind of like yeah,
Speaker 1: it's all right, Like no one's like this is the future.
Speaker 1: Everyone has some form of like yeah, like this was cool,
Speaker 1: Like that was it sounded like, oh, we never do
Speaker 1: we ever share that video of Laga that dude from TikTok.
Speaker 1: I don't think you ever shared that. He's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're cool with that. We're cool with that. Yeah, we're cool.
Speaker 1: We're cool with the olive oil coffee is like what
Speaker 1: the vibe was of the For people who don't know,
Speaker 1: it's a TikTok video where like this dude is asked
Speaker 1: if he's cool with the LGBT community, LGBTQ community, and
Speaker 1: he's like, I think it's a type on he said,
Speaker 1: like a bigger ticket, and then he realized it was
Speaker 1: like oh LGBT. He's like, yeah, we're cool with that.
Speaker 1: And he goes to his wife who's drivings like we're
Speaker 1: cool with that. She's like yes, well He's like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's cool. Anyway. That's what that was the energy of
Speaker 1: the reviews um and I just again for me, not
Speaker 1: for me. I will have my natured uncooked olive oil
Speaker 1: by putting it on like a is a salad dressing
Speaker 1: or something like that, you know, dressing. And I'm not
Speaker 1: too much, you know. I love it, like just like
Speaker 1: a little bit on some like avocado toast, you know,
Speaker 1: Oh oh yeah, you gotta do a little drizzle. Look
Speaker 1: you can, alway, you always gotta drizzle it on, just
Speaker 1: a topping. But for me, don't need it. I like
Speaker 1: how people are even talking, like in the New Yorker
Speaker 1: they said it's like take quote tasted like a large
Speaker 1: spoonful of olive oil and coffee, coating the author's mouth
Speaker 1: with a quote slick oleaginous sediment. Am I annailing that? Look?
Speaker 1: I'm not saying yeah. Someone said the latte smells like
Speaker 1: the smell of toast. You might be having a stroke.
Speaker 1: But let's take a quick break and we'll be right
Speaker 1: back after this, and we're back Rupert Murdock. He is
Speaker 1: also back on the market because the ninety two year
Speaker 1: old destroyer of worlds through media has called off his
Speaker 1: two week engagement. His two week old engagement. What it
Speaker 1: would have been his fifth or was his fifth engagement?
Speaker 1: Um according to Vanity Fair, Okay, if y'all want the
Speaker 1: if you'll want the you know, anti democratic tea, here
Speaker 1: it is, it says. A source said that the media
Speaker 1: magnate grew quote increasingly uncomfortable with Smith's outspoken evangelical views.
Speaker 1: That was his new fiance. In an interview with Chrison
Speaker 1: Broadcast Network CBN twenty thirteen, Smith explained that after her
Speaker 1: divorce from her first husband, she found Jesus in a
Speaker 1: coffee shop and became a preacher, congregating on the streets
Speaker 1: of Marine County, California. Quote, when you let the Lord
Speaker 1: take control of your life, you can make it. Okay, sure,
Speaker 1: God good? Yeah, Like I said, let go and let elon.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? When you're in that car,
Speaker 1: just let go of that star and wheel and let
Speaker 1: you take you. But yeah, I this is like such
Speaker 1: feels like a succession storyline already, like because we're kind
Speaker 1: of seeing it in succession now with Kerry and Logan
Speaker 1: and like his weird like a relationship with her. I'm
Speaker 1: really I can see. He's like I liked her to
Speaker 1: a second and then she just kept talking with this
Speaker 1: Jesus crap too much, so I'm calling it off. It's like, bro,
Speaker 1: have you seen the views that are being brought pushed
Speaker 1: on your fucking whatever? Forget its use itself. Those aren't
Speaker 1: my views, but look at my bank account, okay, and
Speaker 1: then tell me what's what? Um, but I can't I
Speaker 1: like the fus just like not those rules in my home,
Speaker 1: you know, because like rules, it's a lot of conservative. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It's so he's like, oh, I don't know, I would
Speaker 1: never do that. He's like, that's for some people, not me.
Speaker 1: I will not let that interfere with my life. Okay.
Speaker 1: Also new trailer Barbie trailer watch, Um, I have not
Speaker 1: seen it. The teaser was enough of a fever dreamer,
Speaker 1: and I was like, this looks like some real good
Speaker 1: high material here. Let me watch it real quick, let
Speaker 1: me see it was okay. Edit note I just watched
Speaker 1: it right now so I could properly talk about it.
Speaker 1: Looks fun, looks fun. I'm very excited. I did not
Speaker 1: know Michael Stara was in this. I was in it either. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I am shook. I love that there's no plot in sight.
Speaker 1: The only thing I could glean was it sounds like
Speaker 1: Barbie and Ken are going to leave Barbie World and
Speaker 1: hit the real world. Yes, and it's like some kind
Speaker 1: of fish out of water thing when they're like now
Speaker 1: suddenly in the real world, and like them any of
Speaker 1: the footage about the real world, because I feel like
Speaker 1: in the build up to this trailer we saw a
Speaker 1: lot of the leaked like footage from set about the
Speaker 1: real world, you know, like for Santa Monica and stuff. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: well and Will Ferrell and all that stuff. So I
Speaker 1: do feel like this was kind of giving us a
Speaker 1: glimpse into Barbie's world, and we've seen footage of the
Speaker 1: real world, but we're gonna see in the movie they combine.
Speaker 1: I'm very excited. Wow. Shout out to all the little
Speaker 1: Barbies out there who got a gig um, the next
Speaker 1: thing that's trending. Super producer Victor put this in the chat.
Speaker 1: You might want to look at this spaghettio. I don't
Speaker 1: look I like stupid food collapse. I recently had that
Speaker 1: Sunny D vodka seltzer thing. Did you even know they
Speaker 1: made that? I'm going to try it, but I heard
Speaker 1: about it. Yeah. I was at a party and somebody
Speaker 1: was like, I thought they were joking. They're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we got Sunny D vodka collab blah blah blah. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay. And I looked and it was a
Speaker 1: real fucking s boozy sunny DA thing. I was like, wow, okay,
Speaker 1: how far we've come. And my first thing was like, oh,
Speaker 1: there's no sugar in this, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is beneath me. I'm like, what did I think
Speaker 1: was in Sunny D? Yeah? That was just high fructose
Speaker 1: corn syrup or whatever the fuck Anyway, I like a
Speaker 1: great food collab. I like that. I'm always pointing them out.
Speaker 1: But this one is spaghettios and Frank's Red Hot And
Speaker 1: I've said this a lot on the show. I do
Speaker 1: not like Frank's Red Hot sauce and this is just
Speaker 1: me what it is. Okay, I don't. I would like
Speaker 1: if they did Tabasco spaghettios. Watch me regress to the
Speaker 1: third grade in an inm say, go ahead, prefer Frank's
Speaker 1: over Tabasco. That's fine, And look, I'm not here to
Speaker 1: There's no one true hot sauce. There's just one that
Speaker 1: is Tabasco and one that's like buttery crap, Like, if
Speaker 1: we're really going to talk about it, it's Valentino Day,
Speaker 1: you know. Valentina, Yes, is another one that I like,
Speaker 1: is fucking hot. Uh Anita is another one that I
Speaker 1: like that's from like they make a hobby narrow one
Speaker 1: that's spicy. But you know, when it comes to like
Speaker 1: the shit you can get, like act, Frank's Red Hot
Speaker 1: isn't what I'm gonna get to put on things as
Speaker 1: hot sauce. I'm using it to make wings and that's it.
Speaker 1: Oh god, I mean taste so fake buttery, like the
Speaker 1: fake butter dimension of Frank's Red Hot. I cannot fucking stomach.
Speaker 1: It's so weird because it's the only sauce. It's like
Speaker 1: thick enough and big enough to put on wings. When
Speaker 1: I'm what do you use to make a hot wing,
Speaker 1: truth be told. Whenever I make wings, I don't. I
Speaker 1: don't saw something like that. What I do is I'll
Speaker 1: buy a bunch of flats and I basically soak them
Speaker 1: in crystal hot sauce for like fourteen hour crazy. So
Speaker 1: you don't have saucy wings, not because it absorbs so
Speaker 1: much flavor. And I like the char like when i'm them,
Speaker 1: I don't have a deep friar, Like I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: make them like the way a wing, you know, as
Speaker 1: God intended to be like fried and then sauce or whatever.
Speaker 1: Ed wing kind of slaps my mom killing it in
Speaker 1: the air wing? Okay, is that gang? If you're cooking
Speaker 1: it up in the air fryer, let me know and
Speaker 1: how you do it. But I've see it's so funny,
Speaker 1: like I've missed all Like I don't have an insta pot,
Speaker 1: I don't have an air fryer, and all I see
Speaker 1: or people be like, oh man, it's the ship. Damn.
Speaker 1: Brian just came in the cha said airfrire all day
Speaker 1: for wings. Wait, so, Brian, you're going from raw daddy
Speaker 1: wings that you buy at the store and then you
Speaker 1: put them in there and then are you are you
Speaker 1: are you reinvigorating a pre frozen, pre made wing? Well,
Speaker 1: he said Korean style with the what the gochajang? Or what? Okay?
Speaker 1: All right, well, look, maybe I will venture off to
Speaker 1: my local culinary proprietor and ask for the air fryer
Speaker 1: that I hear all the youth them talking about. All
Speaker 1: that to say is spaghettios. No no, no, no no,
Speaker 1: uh just don't like it, like we're talking before these
Speaker 1: mics came on. I loved I love spaghettios like as
Speaker 1: a kid. That was my funny. See, I was a ravioli.
Speaker 1: I was not a big spaghettio as fan. I was
Speaker 1: like you know about chef. Some of us were just
Speaker 1: fucking with the ohs like that, and I had the
Speaker 1: spaghettio to what I would do is I would take that.
Speaker 1: I would add to basco because I've always like spicy
Speaker 1: food so I was a kid. And then I would
Speaker 1: take the green canned and driff or parmesan cheese and
Speaker 1: I'll put that all over it. Fantastic. So then my
Speaker 1: question to you, Miles, did you feel a little like
Speaker 1: burning in the lining of your stomach from yes, for
Speaker 1: the Hartburn. No, not at all, No, never. I've been
Speaker 1: blessed to not have those kinds of issues like digestive things.
Speaker 1: Uh when I when I go ham on the spicy food.
Speaker 1: So you know, we'll see and again, if Frank's redhot
Speaker 1: is your thing, it's your lucky day. And Trump got indeed, Wow,
Speaker 1: look at you. You're probably an Iowa fan also, and
Speaker 1: you're loving the news that Joe Biden, you got the
Speaker 1: team to the White House, you got Barbie trailer, you
Speaker 1: got the indictment, and you got Frank Man. That Ven diagram,
Speaker 1: that Ven diagram. If you're in that little overlap of
Speaker 1: all three, you know what, it's your day. And if
Speaker 1: you are, let me know, because I wish you will,
Speaker 1: I wish you well well. Becca, thank you so much
Speaker 1: for joining me. It's been a pleasure. And again we'll
Speaker 1: be back tomorrow with a whole new episode talking all
Speaker 1: kinds of shit. Until next time, be kind yourself, to
Speaker 1: be kind to each other. You don't get that vaccine.
Speaker 1: Don't do nothing about white supremacy, homophobia, transphobia, nothing, you know,
Speaker 1: like you said, trans people are my friends. Transphobes can't
Speaker 1: catch these hands and just you know, lift by that
Speaker 1: stick up for people and yourself. All right, we'll talk soon.
Speaker 1: Bye bye,