Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, A little little down fire on that,
Speaker 1: you know, poor little doubt.
Speaker 2: Fire on them, investigators, doubt fire.
Speaker 1: And welcome to this episode of Gould the petank trend.
Speaker 2: Ah, Yes, showdown.
Speaker 3: First, Mandy Patinkin.
Speaker 2: Is the latest hot or not debate?
Speaker 3: Sex off? Yeah, sexy off.
Speaker 4: We finally we find ourselves on the different end of
Speaker 4: the spectrum here we do.
Speaker 3: I'm Mandy strongly.
Speaker 1: I just think, uh, Elliott Gould is really hot in
Speaker 1: that uh the long goodbye?
Speaker 3: Is that what that's called?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it doesn't matter, Mandy Patinkin all the way, doesn't matter,
Speaker 4: doesn't matter, don't matter.
Speaker 2: I don't care, don't care.
Speaker 1: All right, should we tell the people what's trending besides
Speaker 1: horniness for Elliott Gould and Mandy Patinkin?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What else? What else?
Speaker 3: What else? What else?
Speaker 1: That that one, by the way, Gould is winning by
Speaker 1: a narrow margin. So if you're if you're a pittank
Speaker 1: in head, go find the poll on Twitter, and you.
Speaker 3: Know you do your best, make sure your voice is heard. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Fox News New Lineup just dropped the Drudge Report, did
Speaker 1: a siren blaring scoop on Wednesday, announcing that yeah, it's
Speaker 1: basically what we thought, Sean Hannity is going to take
Speaker 1: over at eight pm, and who's that?
Speaker 2: Who's that spot of that?
Speaker 3: That Tucker's Yeah that was Tucker.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I was assumed Hannity was like equal to Tucker.
Speaker 1: But apparently like the real spot, the real good spot
Speaker 1: is like eight because their audience goes to bed like thirty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so like that sleepy.
Speaker 2: Time, that sleepy time t for xenophils.
Speaker 1: Yes, so now that's Sean Hannity, and then Jesse Waters
Speaker 1: and gut Felt.
Speaker 4: Screaming out and moved to Wait, so Gutfeld will have
Speaker 4: his late night show and a primetime spot or Gutfeld
Speaker 4: is I'm assuming they're moving gut Felt into primetime.
Speaker 2: Got it, got it? Got it.
Speaker 4: That's not a good look for them in the primetime.
Speaker 4: We're gonna have the worst talk show on our news channel.
Speaker 1: It's like yeah, I mean they have always that whole
Speaker 1: area of the schedule is entertainment.
Speaker 3: So maybe they just they're.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, this is this is what we do. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it'll be like they're the Daily Show. I guess sure,
Speaker 1: so great, and then Tucker will be entertaining us youngsters
Speaker 1: on Twitter. Those people under the age of sixty five.
Speaker 1: Can't wait, I can't wait. What the fuck Elon Musk
Speaker 1: is really? Like obviously we've known he has lost, Like
Speaker 1: this is too much now yeah, now now he's openly
Speaker 1: anti Semitic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's just a fucking racist. You know, he's out
Speaker 2: here fully on this ship.
Speaker 4: There's no there's no like intellect will cover for this,
Speaker 4: like it is what it is, chis what kis? Surprise, Like,
Speaker 4: where's the news reporting about that? Or they they value
Speaker 4: their gold check marks on Twitter too much to report
Speaker 4: that shit.
Speaker 1: Bad week, bad day for Ron DeSantis. So, first of all,
Speaker 1: Donna Degan just won the mayoral election in Jacksonville, becoming
Speaker 1: only the second Democrat to ever be elected mayor of
Speaker 1: Florida's biggest city.
Speaker 3: At least in the past three decades Miami. I had
Speaker 3: no idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jacksonville is Florida's biggest city by like double wow. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's population is almost a million. Miami is like four
Speaker 1: hundred thousand. That blew my mind. Yeah, blew my mind.
Speaker 3: I just go by.
Speaker 4: I'm like, well they got more sports teams, right. I
Speaker 4: had that kind of logic where I'm like, nah, man,
Speaker 4: the cities with the sports teams have the biggest populations ever,
Speaker 4: that's how not.
Speaker 3: The Jacksonville Heat.
Speaker 1: So but yeah, they so just this was DeSantis like
Speaker 1: back to the Republican candidate obviously Daniel Davis, and.
Speaker 3: People did not vote for him. They voted for Donna Degan,
Speaker 3: a dem somebody who they really like.
Speaker 1: Tried to, you know, emphasize that she had gone to
Speaker 1: Black Lives Matter protests and a local sheriff warned people
Speaker 1: that she would install scary radical policies and people be.
Speaker 4: San Francisco if you're not careful. I think it was
Speaker 4: like one of the refrains from the right in.
Speaker 3: That race didn't seem to work. So yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: And also he got involved in a Kentucky gubernatorial election
Speaker 1: and he like back to Republican candidate against a Trump
Speaker 1: backed candidate and people were like, oh, now we're going
Speaker 1: to see who really yeahs And he got his ass
Speaker 1: whooped there too, So.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it was wild too. They kept trying to
Speaker 4: hit this like Degan on this like, oh, she's going
Speaker 4: to cut the police force, but she never really even
Speaker 4: said that.
Speaker 3: She's a Democrat. She's not. She's not going to gut
Speaker 3: the police force. I loved the police.
Speaker 2: It's not a socialists.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyways, shout out to Jacksonville though Jack's good for Jacksonville News.
Speaker 1: Uh the or like, what was it, I don't know,
Speaker 1: they had like some action news Jackson Action.
Speaker 3: Yeah it was Action news Jacks.
Speaker 2: Oh okay.
Speaker 3: I was like, y'all could have done better than that.
Speaker 1: You should have respected the work of the great Carl
Speaker 1: Weathers and come up with an Action Jackson play on
Speaker 1: the name of your local news program, the program. Let's see,
Speaker 1: there's depressing statements from Diane Feinstein claiming she hasn't been
Speaker 1: gone when I asked about her lengthy absence from the Senate.
Speaker 3: No year, I've been voting.
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no, no, oh god, just please, just
Speaker 4: someone figure it out.
Speaker 2: Like she doesn't need to be doing this anymore.
Speaker 3: She doesn't even.
Speaker 2: Have a functional memory to know when she's working. Yeah, like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck?
Speaker 4: It's whatever, it's grim grim, But we need those votes
Speaker 4: right now in the Senate, and we don't know how
Speaker 4: to talk her out of this because this is ugh
Speaker 4: it's it's just just like we were talking about, I
Speaker 4: think earlier this week when you were first talking about
Speaker 4: this story.
Speaker 2: Just a bad, bad situation.
Speaker 4: And just underlines all the way as we fall short,
Speaker 4: especially even like with the with legislators like this, you
Speaker 4: got to send it set up so the older you are, like,
Speaker 4: the better positions you'll have for chairmanships or to be
Speaker 4: chair of certain committees. And come on, let's just let's
Speaker 4: just set these little age limits or term limits because
Speaker 4: people don't need to be out here this long.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, let's take a quick break and we'll
Speaker 1: be right back.
Speaker 3: And we're back.
Speaker 1: And a professor in Texas at Texas A and M
Speaker 1: flunked all his students after chat GPT falsely claimed it
Speaker 1: wrote their papers.
Speaker 4: Wait, how does it claim how did it claim that?
Speaker 4: It's like, I'm sorry, professor, but I have something to
Speaker 4: tell you. Unfortunately, your students are untrustworthy and deployed my
Speaker 4: intelligence for this paper.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it feels like he's turning over his job, like
Speaker 1: all of his work to chat GPT and then getting
Speaker 1: mad if it claims other people are doing the same thing.
Speaker 1: Doctor Jared Mom, a campus rodeo instructor, Okay, he also
Speaker 1: teaches agricultural classes, sent an email Monday to a group
Speaker 1: of students informing them that he had submitted grades for
Speaker 1: their last three essay assignments of the semester, everyone would
Speaker 1: be receiving an X in the course. Mom exclaimed Hell
Speaker 1: he had used chat GPT to test whether they'd use
Speaker 1: the software to write the papers, and the bok claimed
Speaker 1: to have authored every single one.
Speaker 2: Uh so put a dumb double edged sword.
Speaker 4: Now it's become oh yeah, well that none of you
Speaker 4: passed because the thing told me you guys cheated.
Speaker 1: I copy and paste your This is a direct one.
Speaker 1: I copy and paste your responses in chat GPT, and
Speaker 1: it will tell me if the program generated the contact.
Speaker 3: He seems like he doesn't. He can't communic.
Speaker 1: Stick to rodeos, man, Yeah, too many rodeos and sometimes
Speaker 1: uh it not being your first rodeo and in fact
Speaker 1: being your two million is not good.
Speaker 2: For the old I get it though. Those eight seconds though, man.
Speaker 3: Yeah, with very little prompting.
Speaker 1: Chat gpt will even claim to have written passages from
Speaker 1: famous novels such as Prime and Punishment.
Speaker 4: So it's really just got an ego now too, it's
Speaker 4: oh yeah I did that, Yeah, I wrote that ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Oh you ever heard of big l Any Big
Speaker 2: l Freestyle? Two?
Speaker 3: Yep?
Speaker 4: Ask Beavis I get nothing but a head. That's me
Speaker 4: chat GPT. I wrote that line.
Speaker 1: Oh man, so uh so people who assume that they
Speaker 1: can use chat GPT as a lie detector test. Yeah,
Speaker 1: probably shouldn't be teaching.
Speaker 4: I wondered, like, do we know if like the professors
Speaker 4: come back around it's like, ah, yeah, that was that
Speaker 4: was kind of a mistake, or just doubling down, Like, no.
Speaker 1: Miles, this is a story we're going to be following
Speaker 1: from developed developer still developing. I'm assuming he will be
Speaker 1: uh correcting that decision and laughed at right, all right? Uh?
Speaker 3: Ron DeSantis another l baby.
Speaker 1: He appointed someone to the New Disney oversite board, and
Speaker 1: it turns out that person has suggested tap water could
Speaker 1: turn people gay.
Speaker 2: So is it Alex Jones?
Speaker 3: He's probably a fan of Alex Jones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got the info Wars tatted would that take?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Go on?
Speaker 4: Is it the fluoride and making the frogs gay and
Speaker 4: all that stuff?
Speaker 2: He's falling that whole logic train.
Speaker 3: Probably, I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: It's Ron Perry, an Orlando based former pastor and the
Speaker 1: CEO of the Gathering, a Christian ministry focused on outreach
Speaker 1: to men. Oh, I've heard of that. Yeah, and he's
Speaker 1: now one of five people who will overseee the Reedy
Speaker 1: Creek Improvement District. And he thinks that tapwater can turn
Speaker 1: you gay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's again I love that.
Speaker 4: So is he gonna do something then about water rights?
Speaker 2: Does he care about things like that too?
Speaker 4: If the water can turn you gay, then is there
Speaker 4: a problem with the water that you need to, you know,
Speaker 4: have better standards for water or what is it about
Speaker 4: the water.
Speaker 1: Here's his direct quote. So why are there homosexuals today?
Speaker 2: Oh? My God, that killed me. Oh Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: There are any number of reasons, you know, that are given.
Speaker 1: Some would say the increase in estrogen in our societies.
Speaker 1: You know, there's estrogen in the water from birth control pills.
Speaker 1: They can't get it out. He basically said in January
Speaker 1: twenty twenty two, the level of testosterone and men broadly
Speaker 1: in America has declined by fifty points in the past
Speaker 1: ten years, you know, And.
Speaker 3: So maybe that's a part of it, uh huh.
Speaker 1: But the big part I would suggest to you, based
Speaker 1: upon what it's saying here, is the removal of constraint.
Speaker 1: So our society provided the constraint, and so which is
Speaker 1: the responsibility of a society to constrain people from doing evil. Well,
Speaker 1: you remove the constraints and then evil occurs. Okay, all right,
Speaker 1: killing it. Thanks thanks preacher.
Speaker 3: Yes, seems like he has some interesting ideas.
Speaker 4: It's just shocking after what we said yesterday about people
Speaker 4: leaving the church and droves. I mean, when they're saying
Speaker 4: stuff like this, I mean the fuck I'd like. I'm
Speaker 4: there for both weekends of the gathering. The gathering just
Speaker 4: people just weeping, holding each.
Speaker 2: Other and speaking in tongues. Man, they love to see it.
Speaker 1: Finally I can just be vulnerable among other misogynistic, homophobic people.
Speaker 1: Oscar Meyer has renamed the Wiener Mobile the Frank Mobile.
Speaker 1: This feels like a story that is designed to bait, Like, yeah, bait,
Speaker 1: like to get Tucker Carlson to be like, oh what
Speaker 1: we can't say the word weener. Now that's what I
Speaker 1: call my penis in the bedroom. So Wiener Mobile, the
Speaker 1: Wiener Mobile.
Speaker 4: Making a stop. Wait, so do they say anything about it.
Speaker 4: It's just like, hey, it's a new name.
Speaker 1: Now. It feels like they're just being like, what we
Speaker 1: just wanted to do it? They say it pays homage
Speaker 1: to the brands on Beef Franks as it debuts a
Speaker 1: new tasty recipe that is more flavorful than ever. So
Speaker 1: they're looking for something to hang a news story on,
Speaker 1: and they're like, well, this will probably make people mad.
Speaker 1: And they're sporting some fun new features, like they've changed
Speaker 1: the Wiener whistles that they give out to be called
Speaker 1: Frank whistles. The people who drive the thing used to
Speaker 1: be called hot Doggers, but now they're called Frankfurters.
Speaker 2: Because they're from Frankfurt, Germany.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly, okay, and Frank's for Franks. This is
Speaker 1: actually fun. They could have done this without changing the
Speaker 1: name of the thing. Frank's for Frank's, meaning anyone who
Speaker 1: is named an iteration of Frank can stop by in
Speaker 1: person to get a coupon for a free pack of
Speaker 1: Oscar Meyer b Franks.
Speaker 3: So that's fun. But you could have done that without.
Speaker 4: So this is like, yeah, it's part promo, part maybe
Speaker 4: we can get into the right wing outrage cycle. Yeah maybe,
Speaker 4: because I mean, if they were really doing it, their
Speaker 4: statement would attribute how like Wiener is problematic for them
Speaker 4: and they're trying to move.
Speaker 2: Past such phallic shit or whatever. But I don't know that, sure,
Speaker 2: I mean I don't need I don't even eat.
Speaker 4: Hey, the only Oscar Myers I get were those cheese dogs, man,
Speaker 4: with the cheese core.
Speaker 2: Those are so bad for you.
Speaker 4: But man, that was like my fucking junior high, like breakfast,
Speaker 4: lunch and dinner for a while.
Speaker 3: Like it was liquid cheese.
Speaker 1: It was like, yeah, if Gatorade made a cheese flavor,
Speaker 1: like oh with the cheese, not the script cheese flavor
Speaker 1: for sure. Yeah. Yeah, people are too tired to lead
Speaker 1: healthier lifestyles. According to a UK survey that The Guardian
Speaker 1: reported on this tracks this is modern life feels bad
Speaker 1: and makes living in it very like you're just.
Speaker 3: Exhausted all the time.
Speaker 1: And then yeah, so it sucks that the way to
Speaker 1: feel less exhausted is to have to like push through the.
Speaker 4: Exhaustion and like right, yeah, because the second I'm like
Speaker 4: I think about exercising sometimes I'm like, look, I got
Speaker 4: a lot of tables, man, I got a lot of
Speaker 4: table I don't know if I can. I don't know
Speaker 4: if you're gonna see me sweating right now.
Speaker 2: It's just life. Life got you sweating already.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I mean it's it's wild too, because even
Speaker 4: there are times when I was absolutely not doing anything
Speaker 4: like physical and then also coincided with some darker periods
Speaker 4: in my emotional state, and it took a little bit
Speaker 4: of be like, let's add a little bit of activity
Speaker 4: to your lifestyle to get your blood flowing and remind
Speaker 4: yourself of the sensation of being.
Speaker 3: In your body. Just make your bed, go for a walk,
Speaker 3: all these things.
Speaker 2: Make your bed. Listen to Jordan Peterson.
Speaker 1: Listen to make your bed, and find out the truth
Speaker 1: about what men are supposed to be, like.
Speaker 2: Say like monster trucks.
Speaker 3: Okay, thank you.
Speaker 2: Did you see that.
Speaker 4: Clip of one of those Christian men's fucking fests where
Speaker 4: like the monster truck, like a fucking tank came out
Speaker 4: and like like explosions on either side of the stage.
Speaker 4: A fucking tank comes out and just rolls over a
Speaker 4: bunch of cars and then goes back and they're like,
Speaker 4: all right, what's next, And it was like it's truly
Speaker 4: like idiocracy type shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, there's a great run in I think I
Speaker 1: think it's just an episode of Workaholics where there's like
Speaker 1: a Christian weightlifting team that like comes to town and
Speaker 1: it's just uses the power of Christ to compel the
Speaker 1: weights into the sky above them. But that's I believe,
Speaker 1: a real thing. Love it, Yeah, you do have to
Speaker 1: love it. Yeah, those are the rules.
Speaker 2: I was in Missouri.
Speaker 4: Monster trucks, tanks, guns, and pyrotechnics.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, that's that's how you express your masculinity,
Speaker 1: is stuff that's sting in a group of other men
Speaker 1: and looking at those things.
Speaker 4: Well it speaks like yeah, it truly speaks to like
Speaker 4: the human urge of like if you can't create, then destroy. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and that's all like Christian masculinity is. And I was like,
Speaker 4: I don't know, man, you could break a bunch of
Speaker 4: shit with these monster trucks.
Speaker 2: How about us and guns?
Speaker 3: How about that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, cool, cool cool.
Speaker 3: All right, well.
Speaker 1: Those are some of the things that are trending on
Speaker 1: this Wednesday afternoon. We are back tomorrow with a who
Speaker 1: last episode of the show. Until then, be kind to
Speaker 1: each other, be kind to yourselves, get the vaccine, don't
Speaker 1: do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk to
Speaker 1: y'all tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Bye bye.