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Speaker 1: That was an awkward situation that happened last week. And

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Speaker 1: what other awkward situations has this show gotten into this week?

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Speaker 1: You find out when we check in with The Jewel

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Speaker 1: Show right after this. It's a dual showIn your heart

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Speaker 1: is true, You're pell and co down.

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Speaker 2: In everyone just a little.

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Speaker 1: The biggest gift would be from me, and the car

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Speaker 1: detached would say thank you be. Every iconic show has

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Speaker 1: their wacky cast of characters, and The Jewbil Show is

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Speaker 1: no different. Why it's The Jewel Show with your drunk

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Speaker 1: ant Nina Hi, and then there's everybody's younger sister Victoria

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Speaker 1: ask if her piglet Haamuel L. Jackson can practice lines.

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Speaker 1: And the new monologue is working on in our living rooms.

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Speaker 1: Our social media producer Gabby, what's up?

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Speaker 3: And then there's me.

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Speaker 1: I'm Jewbeil and this is the Jewil Show and it's

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Speaker 1: what's going on in our lives.

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Speaker 2: So, Nina, what's up with you this week? I never

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Speaker 2: thought this would happen. Oh, but you know how much

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Speaker 2: I love true crime. I feel like I have found

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Speaker 2: a show that's too crimey for me, really interesting. Yes,

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Speaker 2: So I don't know who's been watching, but on Netflix

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Speaker 2: it's that new Monster series and it's all about ed Geen.

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Speaker 2: He's the guy that would like dig up people's bodies.

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Speaker 2: So the movie Psycho, Alfred Hitchcock's movie Psycho was inspired

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Speaker 1: It looks really creepy. I haven't watched it, but I

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Speaker 1: you know, on Netflix it starts to show us stuff recommendations. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: It was so insane. So like even the movie cycle,

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Speaker 2: like you get it, there's just so much mental stuff

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Speaker 1: It is very I think that's what it says when

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Speaker 3: I'm still gonna make my through it. But thirty minutes

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, guys, my doctor was no help yesterday,

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Speaker 5: Nope, just my allergies. But I told him.

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Speaker 4: But what if you have to talk to a cute

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Speaker 3: He's like, here to help you with that.

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Speaker 5: Well, you guys know my dog, he's my little buddy. Oh,

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Speaker 6: And I was watching him play with his toys the

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Speaker 6: It totally ruined it for me because the whole time

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Speaker 6: I'm throwing it for him, he's chasing it, and then

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Speaker 6: If you see him a glimpse of a squirrel, he

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Speaker 1: You can see the gleam in their eye. You're like

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Speaker 1: So I get packages delivered in my garage, you know,

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Speaker 1: did you know you can get like Ninja stars and

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Speaker 1: throwing knives and all kinds of clue things on Amazon.

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Speaker 1: So ninto stars are cool, though, but I do apologize.

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Speaker 1: Oh what for them having to see that.

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Speaker 2: It's like a wild house over that.

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Speaker 1: Even I had to be an ugly ninja kick to

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Speaker 1: open up that door, Like a new Ninja kick is

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Speaker 1: never a good ninja kick, No.

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Speaker 3: No slop it out there.

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