Speaker 1: Sabrina. Yes, We'll get into why you're laughing later, because
Speaker 1: I'm laughing for the same reason. However, I did want
Speaker 1: to ask, Okay, who was the first celebrity you ever met?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, even a local celebrity.
Speaker 2: No, I know exactly who it was. I did.
Speaker 3: Like a telethon that Tony Danza was hosting Angela and
Speaker 3: I I walked into a like it was like the CBS,
Speaker 3: like we're We're Dancing with the Stars films, right, And
Speaker 3: it's in one of those old elevators. You know, the
Speaker 3: smells come back do you instantly, like just being in
Speaker 3: those rooms or those buildings. And I was doing a
Speaker 3: telethon and I was doing a tap dance solo, and
Speaker 3: I knew he was going to be their hosting, but
Speaker 3: I didn't. I just like walked into the elevator and
Speaker 3: there he was. And it was one of those moments
Speaker 3: where I was little. I was probably like eleven or twelve,
Speaker 3: and I kind of got starstruck because I hadn't I
Speaker 3: had never seen a celebrity before, like in real life,
Speaker 3: and I just looked at him and me probably like
Speaker 3: four ten. I was so small for so long, was
Speaker 3: like you're taller than I thought you'd be.
Speaker 2: And he's like, you're shorter than I thought you'd be.
Speaker 2: And I was like, fair, that's fair.
Speaker 1: Okay, Oh that was it.
Speaker 2: And the doors opened and right.
Speaker 3: But I just like, that's the only thing that came
Speaker 3: out of my mouth. I was literally just sitting there
Speaker 3: because I had watched him obviously on TV for so long.
Speaker 3: I knew he was going to be there, Like it was.
Speaker 3: I just got star starstruck like that, And I don't
Speaker 3: think I've literally really ever gotten starstruck very much since.
Speaker 1: I think, Wow, I've been starstruck before. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: my two biggest starstrucks were because I've ever asked. Well,
Speaker 1: my first one ever, you would not know because it
Speaker 1: was he was a local guy. The first one was
Speaker 1: Don Lark, Channel three News, Connecticut got and so I
Speaker 1: was doing a play in Connecticut with his son, Jumper,
Speaker 1: who they named Jumper because I guess when he was
Speaker 1: in the womb he kicked and shut a door, so
Speaker 1: they called him Jumper. And his dad was Don Lark
Speaker 1: Channel three News, and so he came to the play
Speaker 1: and I was like, that's Don Lark. But I've only
Speaker 1: asked for autographs from two people and it was Tony
Speaker 1: Hawk signed signed my Tony Hawk video game because I
Speaker 1: also did the voice in it. I'm the character you
Speaker 1: can play no way. Oh dude, it's the coolest thing.
Speaker 1: So when you go to Talk American Ways, Hey.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm a big fan of you, and all
Speaker 3: the voice over I called you was God, right, like
Speaker 3: the voice over God, but.
Speaker 2: The Tony Hawk. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: Oh? It gets even cooler because the first thing you
Speaker 1: do is you build your character. So it's just called
Speaker 1: you the character, and you can make it look like
Speaker 1: however you want. So I'm the only person in the
Speaker 1: world that can make the character look just like me.
Speaker 1: And it's my voice.
Speaker 3: I thought my girlfriend Erica had a flex because Talk
Speaker 3: Tony Hawk's her godfather, her Dado.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but to say you're the voice her dad.
Speaker 3: Jerry Madrid Madrid Boards was Tony's first sponsor Tony since
Speaker 3: he was little and when he started that, we met
Speaker 3: in college and.
Speaker 2: She was like, oh yeah, my, she like, I forget
Speaker 2: what we were doing.
Speaker 3: We were trying to get like like find things to do,
Speaker 3: like a like a silent auction thing, and she's like, oh,
Speaker 3: I can get Tony Hawk, like she talked about all
Speaker 3: these things and we're.
Speaker 2: Like, Okay, that's cool, but like kind of weird. How
Speaker 2: do you know all the time she's like, oh, he's
Speaker 2: my godfather.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty cool. That's a good one. That's a
Speaker 1: good one.
Speaker 3: That's a big saying you're the actual because everyone knows
Speaker 3: your voice.
Speaker 2: Yeah instantly when.
Speaker 1: That starts, fun too. Yeah. But then the second person
Speaker 1: is the second man ever walked in the moon. Buzz
Speaker 1: Aldron second, the second two people I asked for autographs from, so.
Speaker 2: I, wow, way where did you get that one?
Speaker 1: At Disney Disneyland because he you know, he was the
Speaker 1: inspiration for buzz light Year, right, So he was there
Speaker 1: at one of the events and I walked up and
Speaker 1: no one was around him, and I was like, that's buzz.
Speaker 1: I'm a huge fan of space, so the fact that
Speaker 1: Artem is two right now is like going to the
Speaker 1: dark side of I'm freaking out. So I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, that's buzz Aldron. And then I went
Speaker 1: up and I asked him like, can you please sign
Speaker 1: this for me? He was very very nice to me,
Speaker 1: So yeah, it was uh, it was cool. Those are
Speaker 1: my two autographs.
Speaker 2: Was he on Dancing with the Stars?
Speaker 1: Buzz Aldron, I don't you're asking me? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I know when I do that, it's like I'm asking, actually, Lisa.
Speaker 1: Who's okay exactly because I know you're not asking.
Speaker 3: There was an astronaut that was like a big one
Speaker 3: that was on Dancing with Stars.
Speaker 2: He was paired with yea, it was with Cheryl burt
Speaker 2: here At.
Speaker 1: Cheryl Burke bys Aldrin. Well, the man walked on the
Speaker 1: Moon in one six gravity. So if you can do that,
Speaker 1: you can dance with anybody. Well, welcome to Magical Rewind,
Speaker 1: my friends, the show that makes you want to grab
Speaker 1: your friends, your pjs and your popcorning back to a
Speaker 1: time when all the houses were smart, the waves tsunamis,
Speaker 1: and some of the movies were better than this one.
Speaker 2: I'm Wilfredell and I am Sabrina Bryan.
Speaker 1: Well, this week, it's time for another normal run of
Speaker 1: the mill girl brush up with Hollywood superstardom, Way out
Speaker 1: of our League, a dcom world's collide trope that we
Speaker 1: all love. Yes, it's time for twenty ten's musical teen
Speaker 1: drama Starstruck, and I think it does have a exclamation point.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure, but I'm gonna say it as if
Speaker 1: it does. Yes. Starstruck premiered on February fourteenth, twenty ten. Yes,
Speaker 1: Saint Valentine's Day, a perfect holiday for this love story
Speaker 1: to be tied with. We may have seen this plot before,
Speaker 1: but this one was shot in Los Angeles, which is
Speaker 1: a very rare occurrence when it comes to these Disney
Speaker 1: Channel original movies. Another crazy difference for Starstruck is that,
Speaker 1: because they aimed for a Valentine's Day debut, it aired
Speaker 1: on a Sunday night, the first ever to claim that
Speaker 1: day of the week. Wow, and you might be wondering, Hey,
Speaker 1: will Sabrina, I'm wondering did that decision affect its viewership?
Speaker 1: Here to tell you the answer is astounding.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: It pulled in six million viewers on a Sunday night,
Speaker 1: a large enough number to become the channel's most watched
Speaker 1: February original movie premiere in total viewers kids seven to
Speaker 1: eleven and with teens. This was a big number, even
Speaker 1: just in the overall picture of d COM's in a
Speaker 1: year like twenty ten, and still very impressive to this day.
Speaker 1: Considering at the end of the day, it really lacked
Speaker 1: any true star power. I guess it's a good time now, Sabrina.
Speaker 1: Before it ended up on our schedule and this was
Speaker 1: required reading. Did you know about Starstruck? No?
Speaker 2: I think today is gonna be quick.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a rough one, isn't it. Today's gonna
Speaker 1: be a rough one.
Speaker 2: Is it gonna be quick?
Speaker 3: Answers for me? And I have anxiety about it because
Speaker 3: just a.
Speaker 1: Little bit of adjida, what the fans are gonna think? Yes,
Speaker 1: you kind of let it go? You can't. I don't
Speaker 1: want to go.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: The thing is, this was twenty ten, so right out
Speaker 3: of my radar of really doing like Disney stuff, just
Speaker 3: like right out of that little like you know, pigeonhole
Speaker 3: thing that I was in, and I don't. I don't
Speaker 3: recognize either of the kids, like I didn't. Again, I
Speaker 3: don't know. I don't think I ever met them. I don't,
Speaker 3: you know, So I don't know were they big stars,
Speaker 3: have no idea. I it was just a complete unknown
Speaker 3: for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, me too, and me too. I didn't obviously didn't
Speaker 1: know anything about this, But that's par for the course. Well,
Speaker 1: let's get into it. Some may recognize at least the
Speaker 1: synopsis thanks to another movie we recapped, which, if memory serves,
Speaker 1: we kind of liked the two thousand and four's exploition
Speaker 1: into another pop star stuck in the suburbs, which I
Speaker 1: think we liked, didn't we We did? But also maybe
Speaker 1: even My Date with the President's Daughter had the same
Speaker 1: kind of plot but with the gender flips. But Mars
Speaker 1: was better, and Starstruck, being a film based in the
Speaker 1: world of music, had a soundtrack with a cast singing
Speaker 1: sort of. The album was released earlier in February and
Speaker 1: ended up peaking at number twenty three on the Billboard Charts,
Speaker 1: but did hit number one for US Kids albums once
Speaker 1: the movie premiered. I was number two that year with
Speaker 1: Hey Kids, What's up? I'm kidding? I never never did that.
Speaker 1: Only one quote unquote Christopher Wild song, however, is actually
Speaker 1: sung by the cast member who played the pop star,
Speaker 1: and that's the title track Starstruck. The rest are voice
Speaker 1: by Drew Ryan Scott, a member of the Hollywood Records
Speaker 1: signed group Varsity Fan Club. And that's because actor Sterling
Speaker 1: Knight joined the cast late when Cody Linley, known to
Speaker 1: Disney viewers for his reoccurring role on Hannah Montana as
Speaker 1: boyfriend Jake Ryan, which is absolutely just a nod to
Speaker 1: sixteen Candles. I've never seen that Hannah Montana. I don't
Speaker 1: know who that is, but Jake Ryan is the name
Speaker 1: of Molly Ringwald's boyfriend in sixteen Candles. He was replaced
Speaker 1: during pre production. Now, there's two rumors that were spread
Speaker 1: about the reason for his dismissal. One he booked another
Speaker 1: job and had a scheduling conflict. But to hold some
Speaker 1: real weight, Linley did have a wild night out partying
Speaker 1: and photos were ablish in a magazine. He appeared drunk
Speaker 1: kissing girls in his underwear. And the timeline does add
Speaker 1: up because shortly after he was replaced in this movie,
Speaker 1: which is ironics in something like that scenario is exactly
Speaker 1: part of the Starstruck plot. The scandal has never been
Speaker 1: confirmed or denied for the record, it is just a rumor.
Speaker 1: But the fact that people say his vocals are still
Speaker 1: blended into the soundtrack, yet they brought in someone else
Speaker 1: to top line, it feels like maybe there was some
Speaker 1: sort of a conflict. So, Cody, it's been what fifteen
Speaker 1: sixteen years now, If you're out there com on magical
Speaker 1: rewind or the show. We just call Murr and let's
Speaker 1: talk about it because we want to hear from you.
Speaker 1: You can let everybody know what really happened. The soundtrack
Speaker 1: also features music from decom regular Mitchell Musso and a
Speaker 1: Radio Disney constant at the time, Jazzmine Saginario. Per usual,
Speaker 1: Starstruck is available to watch right now in Disney. Plus,
Speaker 1: you have no excuse not to check it out before
Speaker 1: or after our recap. That is, unless you dog ate it.
Speaker 1: That's fair excuse, and no one lies about that, so
Speaker 1: I'd accept that. Now. You may not be Superman, but
Speaker 1: you can't be my hero. The synopsis, small town girl
Speaker 1: Jessica Olsen, who might be the meanest person we've ever
Speaker 1: seen the d com, visits her grandma in Los Angeles
Speaker 1: after two years, and unexpectedly meets and clashes with teen
Speaker 1: pop star Christopher Wilde. As their world's collide, they're both
Speaker 1: forced to decide what matters more, authenticity or popularity. Sabrina,
Speaker 1: hit me right in the face with your early thoughts
Speaker 1: on this tried and true formula. It's the d com Starstruck.
Speaker 1: Punch me in the jaw. What did you think?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: Well, thoughts on the formula. I'm down for this kind
Speaker 3: of storyline.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: I love that you're dodging the question.
Speaker 2: I'm going to dodge, that's what the question.
Speaker 3: I'm reading the question right here, and I'm answering the question.
Speaker 2: As far as this d com not my favor, not even.
Speaker 1: Close like this, I have no problem saying I didn't.
Speaker 2: I you know, but I'm right and shiny one though.
Speaker 2: That's that's my part. And when I can't when I
Speaker 2: use when I'm.
Speaker 1: Dole and.
Speaker 3: We got a freaking problem here because it's like I
Speaker 3: just I I know, it's so many things, and it
Speaker 3: honestly was the writing, like the the storyline just there's
Speaker 3: so many like what the f just happened?
Speaker 2: Wait, oh, no one's going to talk about that.
Speaker 3: A graduation like it just was so far out for me,
Speaker 3: and I had a really hard time watching it and
Speaker 3: I just unfortunately did not like it.
Speaker 2: That's my early thoughts.
Speaker 3: We'll get into it to them much so much that
Speaker 3: I'm I like, don't really even have spreena seas.
Speaker 1: Because we didn't want to see any anymore. Sabrina stop watching,
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly.
Speaker 2: I mean I was like twenty minutes in and I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I tap it out? What about it? It
Speaker 1: will No, I can't agree with you more. Hey, we've
Speaker 1: had a run here of a bunch of really good
Speaker 1: ones in a row that we've liked quite a bit.
Speaker 1: There needed to be one. And again I hate to
Speaker 1: have to couch you by saying this is our opinion,
Speaker 1: but this is I was reading about this movie where
Speaker 1: it was like it was so popular and it got
Speaker 1: six million viewers and you know all that, and again
Speaker 1: I didn't get it.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it was because this was like
Speaker 2: out of like my realm of watching the channel.
Speaker 3: So I don't know if these were like two really
Speaker 3: big stars that everyone was so excited listen, an up
Speaker 3: and coming like pop star that I don't remember with
Speaker 3: you know, the main character. Like I was kind of
Speaker 3: going like, this is just I felt like I was
Speaker 3: just I don't know it was.
Speaker 2: It was hard for me, especially like you said, I've
Speaker 2: just been enjoying myself. Again.
Speaker 3: I also tried to say, you know what, we just
Speaker 3: watched High School Musical three.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it than Tiger Cruse.
Speaker 3: Had such great ones at it's heart wasn't necessarily comparing them,
Speaker 3: it just was there was no comparison this often.
Speaker 1: I agree with you one thousand percent. So Starstrek was
Speaker 1: directed by Michael Grossman. Grossman is a veteran TV director
Speaker 1: who worked on shows like RLS, Pretty Little Liars, Gray's Anatomy, Dropped,
Speaker 1: Dead Diva, and more recently Cobra Kai Finish Him Sorry. This, however,
Speaker 1: is his only Disney movie, but he did work with
Speaker 1: Nickelodeon on two films, Merry Christmas, Drake and Josh and
Speaker 1: One Crazy Cruise. The movie stars that briefly mentioned Sterling
Speaker 1: Knight as pop star Christopher Wilde. Knight is best known
Speaker 1: as one of the stars of Disney's Sonny with the Chance,
Speaker 1: and he played Alex in the two thousand and nine
Speaker 1: zach Efron movie seventeen Again. He appeared on the Disney
Speaker 1: show So Random as I Guess where he was on
Speaker 1: the channel and Danielle Campbell plays small town girl Jessica Olsen.
Speaker 1: This was very early in her career. She had really
Speaker 1: only been on four episodes of prison Break. She would
Speaker 1: later show up on Zeke and Luther and six episodes
Speaker 1: of the Marvel show Runaways. She most recently appeared on
Speaker 1: The Rookie and Netflix's The Waterfront. It's also worth noting
Speaker 1: she was in a movie called Prom in twenty eleven
Speaker 1: and another one called f The Prom in twenty seventeen.
Speaker 1: Soke up your mind, Jessica. Is it a good place
Speaker 1: to be or a bad place to be? Please let
Speaker 1: me know, because I'm having one in August. Now, these
Speaker 1: two leads don't kiss in the movie, and that is
Speaker 1: not just a creative decision. Wild was twenty years old
Speaker 1: when they shot Starstruck. Campbell was fourteen, so not only
Speaker 1: would have been inappropriate, but highly illegal. We've seen this
Speaker 1: once before in a d com and no they can't
Speaker 1: get that close. That's some great progress in Hollywood, though,
Speaker 1: because you can just ask my good friend Ryder Strong
Speaker 1: about the set of Boy Meets World when he was
Speaker 1: working with Trina McGee Brandon Michael Smith as Stubby. He'd
Speaker 1: appeared on That So Raven and ten episodes of Fill
Speaker 1: in the Future. But the roles that mean something to
Speaker 1: Magical Rewinders is his star turn in Sonny with a Chance,
Speaker 1: where he played Nico. So he and Sterling knew each
Speaker 1: other well and they were co stars. But us cool
Speaker 1: kids know him as Lord of to Bling from another
Speaker 1: dcom we watched Let It Shine. And then we've got
Speaker 1: another familiar face. Chelsea Stubb plays Alexis Bender. She now
Speaker 1: goes by Chelsea Kine, but she was in the Brats
Speaker 1: movie and an episode of Wizard's Waverley Place. But we
Speaker 1: will never forget here. But we will never forget her
Speaker 1: from the dcom Minute Men. She's now a very busy
Speaker 1: voice actress, most notably playing be on Fishhooks. But get
Speaker 1: into it here we go. How long is this movie?
Speaker 1: It's too long. Even if it's too short, that's what
Speaker 1: we care about here on magical reline. Well, Starstruck comes
Speaker 1: in at just eighty one minutes. All right, well off
Speaker 1: the target by nine minutes, but we applaud the effort
Speaker 1: since it's on the right side of history. So thank
Speaker 1: you time gods. It was mercifully short. And again, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna try to be funny as I can, but we're
Speaker 1: probably gonna bash this movie a little bit, I know.
Speaker 1: And when it comes to the names on the cover
Speaker 1: page of the script, we've got two writers. First up
Speaker 1: story in teleplay from Barbara John's. Her only credits are
Speaker 1: this movie and then a decade later episodes of the
Speaker 1: Catherine Heigel Sarah Chalk Netflix show Firefly Lane. So I'm
Speaker 1: very curious what her story is because she took a
Speaker 1: decade off. And then we've got any DeYoung she chipped
Speaker 1: in on the teleplay, and so again we see a
Speaker 1: new green writer paired up with a dcom regular. Here,
Speaker 1: Dejung is the writer behind Return to Halloween Town, Princess
Speaker 1: Protection Program, Girl Versus Monster, sixteen Wishes, and the recently
Speaker 1: recapped Johnny Coppahala back on board. Okay, let's not waste
Speaker 1: any more time. There's a line outside the Under twenty
Speaker 1: one club and it's not getting any shorter, so let's
Speaker 1: dive into Starstruck. We open at a sold out Staple
Speaker 1: Center with pop star Christopher Wilde performing on stage. And
Speaker 1: something I notice here in the opening credits the movie
Speaker 1: is produced by someone named Jane Bieber, and yes, there
Speaker 1: is no relation whatsoever. So small World fans are screaming
Speaker 1: the place is going nuts. And then we see a girl,
Speaker 1: Sarah Olsen is watching from home, sitting on her sofa,
Speaker 1: giddy and excited. Suddenly the TV is blocked by another girl,
Speaker 1: her sister, Jessica Olsen. She's clearly not as big a
Speaker 1: Christopher Wild fan as they argue. Her parents walk in.
Speaker 1: The girls better get packing because they leave for the
Speaker 1: airport in twenty four hours. They're going to see their
Speaker 1: grandmother in Hollywood after two years. They mentioned they have not,
Speaker 1: for some reason, gone and visited this woman for two years,
Speaker 1: which I found to be weird. And that excites Sarah
Speaker 1: because there it's all so where Christopher Wild lives. She
Speaker 1: wonders what's gonna happen if he picks them up at
Speaker 1: the airport, which is certainly something a murderer would ask. Jessica, though,
Speaker 1: is a bit of a buzzkill. She doesn't really want
Speaker 1: to go to La And this is just the start
Speaker 1: of I'm sorry. Two of arguably the most annoying characters
Speaker 1: we've ever seen into d coom the main girl who's
Speaker 1: unnecessarily mean through most of this movie, rude and then
Speaker 1: instantly changes her thing and then mean again and then crying.
Speaker 1: It's really strange. And the sister, who might be one
Speaker 1: of the most annoying characters we've ever seen in.
Speaker 3: A decom definitely would be up for the ranking, and
Speaker 3: were sisters of the dcom like she was such an she.
Speaker 1: Was, And I don't necessarily blame the actress though she
Speaker 1: played it big, but it was it. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: just a character's annoying.
Speaker 3: The character, the way the character was written, and like
Speaker 3: even in the end, and I know what we'll get there,
Speaker 3: Like her like saving grace of I'm a nice sister
Speaker 3: was the most efed up thing I think.
Speaker 1: I've ever heard.
Speaker 2: Like I would legitimately have punched her in the face.
Speaker 1: Of that point. Yeah, none of this made sense. Yeah,
Speaker 1: in it, I agree, And that was just a start too,
Speaker 1: because there's other things where I was like, wait, what
Speaker 1: so Yeah, Sarah tells everyone will be quiet. There's an
Speaker 1: interview with Christopher on TV. He thanks his fans, and
Speaker 1: the sisters argue over if this musician is actually a
Speaker 1: great person or not. Jessica argues that her sister doesn't
Speaker 1: actually know him, even though they live in Michigan. Sarah
Speaker 1: feels like she knows everything about him, where he works,
Speaker 1: what he eats apparently pinks hot dogs, and where he parties.
Speaker 1: And this is where the serious stalkers behavior starts. And
Speaker 1: so he cut to Los Angeles, Christopher and his pal Stubby.
Speaker 1: It's pulled up a beautiful convertible and get ready for
Speaker 1: lots of really beautiful cars. Best part of the movie.
Speaker 1: Ready for a night of clubbing and what was actually
Speaker 1: the old Billboard Live on Sunset, but here it's called
Speaker 1: the Under twenty one Club, just so Disney can make
Speaker 1: sure you know, there's no drinking or drugs allowed in here.
Speaker 1: It's not that they're not hanging out at the Viper Room, right.
Speaker 3: There was also two at this point, I think a
Speaker 3: actual club like kiss E Fem owned it or something.
Speaker 2: It was called like seventeen, like there was like a
Speaker 2: oh no, there was some I know it was up it.
Speaker 3: Was across from in that like little Summer dev eight. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: it was in the I think right like across from
Speaker 3: or next to like the Man's Chinese that little center,
Speaker 3: that little on Hollywood.
Speaker 1: Boulevard, Hollywood Vine.
Speaker 2: Yeah it was.
Speaker 1: And by the way, you'll have way more fun.
Speaker 2: Side note.
Speaker 3: That was like the first night me Adrian, Raven and
Speaker 3: Keeley all hung out. Our producer Debor was like, you
Speaker 3: guys should go out and do something fun, and Raven's like,
Speaker 3: do you want to go to this.
Speaker 2: DV eight club?
Speaker 3: And We're like sure, So we all went there and
Speaker 3: we all wore juicy couturevelor suits.
Speaker 2: I swear to god, that's a real story.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, if there's a picture of that anywhere,
Speaker 1: someone please send it in.
Speaker 3: It would break the raven drove us like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 3: I will never forget that. So I was like sitting
Speaker 3: there in the car. Of course, remember I was so green.
Speaker 3: Like I'm saying, like, I'm with two three l W
Speaker 3: girls in raven Bone going to go to a club
Speaker 3: eighteen and underclub.
Speaker 1: Good for you?
Speaker 2: What is hi? I have made it.
Speaker 1: I here people, I have arrived. Good for you.
Speaker 3: I have borrowed a juicy gadoor outfit from Adrian.
Speaker 2: I'm killing lively.
Speaker 1: Good for you. I kill it at David Busters. I
Speaker 1: can put down more food than anybody.
Speaker 2: Oh anyway, that's the real story that just popped out.
Speaker 1: I love that though. That's how I love that. That's
Speaker 1: better than the movie. As they walked to the door,
Speaker 1: they run into Christopher's girlfriend, famous actress Alexis Bender. The
Speaker 1: complicated to exchange pleasantries and Chris realizes tomorrow is her birthday.
Speaker 1: He promised he would sing it her party, but doesn't
Speaker 1: look very excited about it. Stubby's bombed is supposed to
Speaker 1: be a guy's night out and now he has to
Speaker 1: deal with Alexis. A lot of blog talk here too.
Speaker 1: It's a real sign of being a celebrity in twenty
Speaker 1: ten's and having to worry about bloggers that were kind
Speaker 1: of the new tabloid, you know, Prince Hilton was coming out,
Speaker 1: and a bunch of people like that, and they had
Speaker 1: websites that were spreading gossip and actually just basically kind
Speaker 1: of hatred. This was all in the social media boom. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was. It was not cool. And then right on cue,
Speaker 1: Christopher and Alexis are bum rushed by paparazzi, clearly tipped
Speaker 1: off by Alexis. Christopher fights back because he feels attacked
Speaker 1: and the photographer's snap away. And the next morning we're
Speaker 1: at McKinley High School back in Michigan. A school dance
Speaker 1: is approaching and Sarah's excited to attend, but Jessica, again
Speaker 1: a total downer, hates it, but is forced to go
Speaker 1: for the school paper. Sarah's decided to bring her camera
Speaker 1: to Hollywood since she needs pictures of Christopher for her
Speaker 1: photo album, which is also filled with their plans on
Speaker 1: how she's going to run into him. She has it
Speaker 1: all figured out, because that's absolutely something a serial killer
Speaker 1: would do. Crazy Back at La, Christopher arrives late and
Speaker 1: his manager's aka his parents are already excited about a
Speaker 1: new opportunity for their son to become a movie star.
Speaker 1: And when big Hollywood director Alan Smith arrives, the possibility
Speaker 1: becomes even more likely. And for everybody out there, this
Speaker 1: is a fun mcguffin and a fun little Hollywood side note.
Speaker 1: Whenever you see Alan Smith or it's actually Alan Smithy,
Speaker 1: you'll see either a director or a writer called Alan
Speaker 1: Smithy or Alan Smith. And that's a famous director who
Speaker 1: didn't like the project and doesn't want their name on it.
Speaker 1: So anytime you see something Alan smith Ead or Alan Smith,
Speaker 1: it's somebody who went, I hate this, take my name off,
Speaker 1: and that's the name they put on.
Speaker 2: Wowow.
Speaker 1: Alan Smith arrives, the possibility becomes even more likely that
Speaker 1: he's going to become a movie star. He gets right
Speaker 1: to the point. He likes what he sees. He wants
Speaker 1: Christopher to be in the movie, but the studio isn't
Speaker 1: on board yet. They saw pictures of Christopher tangling with
Speaker 1: paparazzi and have concerns because the one thing studios hate
Speaker 1: is famous people in their movies. This is where I
Speaker 1: was like, this storyline makes no sense. Hey man, you're
Speaker 1: really famous and the press is following you everywhere. You
Speaker 1: can't be in a big movie, huh, or.
Speaker 3: In general, like you can't have a girlfriend, you can't
Speaker 3: be seen, you cannot be seen with a girlfriend.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get, I mean, I get that girl. That's
Speaker 1: how it was in so I mean in like the
Speaker 1: seventies and eighties, it was kind of like that, Like
Speaker 1: I get you know, I know that Dan he All
Speaker 1: told me when she was dating Lance. It was like
Speaker 1: they didn't want anybody to know that they were dating
Speaker 1: because all the ensync boys needed to seem like they
Speaker 1: were available.
Speaker 2: Available.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the same thing, like the the Begi's and
Speaker 1: Andy Gibb when he was the biggest thing in the
Speaker 1: world and he GiB was actually married and the record
Speaker 1: company buried his marriage because you have to seem available.
Speaker 1: So I get that. I get when it comes to
Speaker 1: like girls and wanting to seem like you're single. What
Speaker 1: I don't get is a studio going, hey, paparazzi follows
Speaker 1: him everywhere because he's famous, he can't be in a
Speaker 1: big movie, like yeah, nope, nope, that doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 3: But with the girlfriend he had one like that was there,
Speaker 3: that was like celebrity girlfriend. This it made zero.
Speaker 2: Sense to me, and he didn't They shouldn't.
Speaker 1: Know what they were trying to do, and they couldn't
Speaker 1: do is obviously they needed him to do something bad
Speaker 1: at paparazzi caught.
Speaker 2: Get caught.
Speaker 1: He was drinking, he was smashing up a car, he
Speaker 1: something like that, and what I would have done would
Speaker 1: have been again ridiculous, but what I would have done
Speaker 1: would have been something exactly like what we were talking
Speaker 1: about earlier today for a whole different reason. But he
Speaker 1: ate something terrible and was feeling sick on the way
Speaker 1: to the club, and when he gets out, he starts
Speaker 1: throwing up, and they take pictures like wild night Out
Speaker 1: and it's like that bad sushi, so something like that,
Speaker 1: but instead it's just they're taking pictures of a meta
Speaker 1: club with another famous actress, and because of that, he
Speaker 1: can't be in a big movie, which just makes no
Speaker 1: zero sense.
Speaker 3: Like Zo also, I already hate his parents. Of course happened,
Speaker 3: I know, but I hated them.
Speaker 2: I hated them.
Speaker 1: And there's no real kind of resolution to it. He
Speaker 1: has some no quick thing at the end with one
Speaker 1: one line, but it's kind of like, dude, this is yeah,
Speaker 1: but it but at.
Speaker 2: This time too though, this was like relatively.
Speaker 3: Around like Britney Spears like this, Britney Spears drama, a
Speaker 3: lot of the like uh, Lindsay Lohan drama with her family,
Speaker 3: Like there was a lot, so I understand like they were,
Speaker 3: I mean, it was it made sense.
Speaker 1: It just was like they tried to disney fi a real,
Speaker 1: a real important and dangerous bad thing that was happening
Speaker 1: in Hollywood actually, and that doesn't work. You can't disnify it.
Speaker 1: You gotta show what it was really like when Britney
Speaker 1: Spears is clearly having a mental breakdown beings being hounded
Speaker 1: by these paparazzi. Yeah, this was I mean again, you
Speaker 1: know it was ten years later, fifteen years later, but
Speaker 1: you know, Princess die was essentially killed because she was
Speaker 1: hounded by the paparazzis. It's a very dangerous time to
Speaker 1: be a quote unquote celebrity, a big celebrity like this.
Speaker 1: How they're supposed to make him and they tried to
Speaker 1: disnefy it. It just didn't work. So he has to prove
Speaker 1: that he's a serious and dedicated actor by Monday, when
Speaker 1: Allan has a meeting with producers to sell them on
Speaker 1: his casting choice. But in the meanwhile, Christopher must stay
Speaker 1: out of the tabloids, good or bad. Christopher says he
Speaker 1: can do that, and they shake hands like Hollywood big
Speaker 1: wigs do. Now we're back at lax The Olsens have
Speaker 1: arrived and Sarah can't wait to use her parents' rental
Speaker 1: car to find Christopher. And this is where I loved
Speaker 1: all the generic things they have. The place is literally
Speaker 1: called lax La rental Cars. It's like rental car place
Speaker 1: in Los Angeles. But Jessica points out she can't drive
Speaker 1: a rental car until she's twenty five. This puts a
Speaker 1: real by the way, that's not actually true. I had
Speaker 1: to rent cars when I was a teenager, and you
Speaker 1: just have to pay a lot more and have massive insurance.
Speaker 2: But I thought that was actually an actual rule.
Speaker 1: There are there are exceptions, because like I was working
Speaker 1: and at seventeen eighteen, I'd need to rent a car somewhere,
Speaker 1: and there's there's ways to do it, so you can
Speaker 1: do it, but.
Speaker 2: It's just incredibly more expensive.
Speaker 1: It is. Yeah, this puts a real wrench in Sarah's plans.
Speaker 1: By the way, her dad suggests that maybe Grandma will
Speaker 1: let her borrow her car, and so when they arrive
Speaker 1: at Grandma's she's up there doing housework with some older
Speaker 1: guy named Howard who was a wonderful actor who was
Speaker 1: not only on the Office but on Boy Me's World,
Speaker 1: who apparently they think might be dating her. So good
Speaker 1: for you, Grandma, go get it. Now. This storyline is
Speaker 1: really cool because nothing happens with it and you never
Speaker 1: see it again. I'm sorry, but it's just like this
Speaker 1: at the end, barely the grandmother had nothing to do
Speaker 1: in this movie. She made no sense. And then they
Speaker 1: try to do a thing at the end where the
Speaker 1: grandma's talking you were giving your life advice. This was
Speaker 1: set up not at all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So every a lot of that stuff was just
Speaker 3: like so random. Yes, it was okay, it was like,
Speaker 3: we're just good. It's like how I would imagine like
Speaker 3: Monroe would do cooking, Like I'm just gonna put some
Speaker 3: like what is this garlic?
Speaker 2: What is this chocolat?
Speaker 1: Chocolate?
Speaker 2: Some sprinkles. I want to put some jelly beans in it,
Speaker 2: like just the most random.
Speaker 1: And much like whatever Monroe would have cooked. We would
Speaker 1: have taken a bite and gone, it's really good, and
Speaker 1: then walked out and spit it out, which is I
Speaker 1: think what I did with this film. So Jessica is
Speaker 1: so excited to see her grandma, and when they finally embrace,
Speaker 1: it brings a smile to that sour puss face. Finally Jessica.
Speaker 1: And at the same time, Sarah sees her grandmother's car,
Speaker 1: a plum colored Pinto, which is bad and awesome.
Speaker 2: And I got such a cool looking car.
Speaker 1: Such a cool car.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't want it. I would especially down pH in Malibu.
Speaker 1: That I would drive that car every day with the
Speaker 1: biggest smile on my face. But of course this is
Speaker 1: what she wasn't hoping for, a car like this to
Speaker 1: go stock a pop star, which is what she's about
Speaker 1: to do. That night, Sarah gets a call from aj
Speaker 1: back home, a fellow Christopher wild Stand. She reads online
Speaker 1: probably a blog that Christopher's supposed to be performing at
Speaker 1: Alexis Bender's birthday, and now she has to go. Sarah
Speaker 1: knows her parents will only let her go off. Jessica
Speaker 1: tags along, but Jessica is hardly interested in meeting a celebrity,
Speaker 1: especially Christopher Wild. But Sarah has an offer she can't refuse.
Speaker 1: If Jessica goes with her, she'll stop incessantly talking about
Speaker 1: Christopher for at least the rest of the trip. And
Speaker 1: I was like, go, I don't want to hear her
Speaker 1: talk about him either. So now back at the under
Speaker 1: twenty one club, there's a line around the block. When
Speaker 1: the Olsen sisters arrive in their Pinto, I would pull
Speaker 1: that right up in front of a club. They stop
Speaker 1: in a no parking zone across the street and Sarah
Speaker 1: gets changed in the back seat, while nearby, Christopher and
Speaker 1: Stubby are arguing if they should even be there. Christopher
Speaker 1: swears it's fine, but Stubby is very much over Alexis
Speaker 1: and his pal as his friend since the fourth grade,
Speaker 1: it's Stubby's job to let Christopher know when he's doing
Speaker 1: the wrong thing, and they're also in a beautiful Ferrari.
Speaker 1: Their car eventually does arrive at the club, so Sarah
Speaker 1: jumps out of the Pinto to greek Christopher, now leaving
Speaker 1: Jessica behind the wheel. But bad news it's just Stubby.
Speaker 1: Alexis isn't happy, but Sarah may just be the most
Speaker 1: confident human in the world. As she runs over and
Speaker 1: pretends to know him, she poses for the paparazzi, and
Speaker 1: I think this is all the proof we need to
Speaker 1: know that she's actually a real cycle path. I mean,
Speaker 1: that was so I was like, oh, weird. Yes, Stubby
Speaker 1: isn't mad about it, though, because Sarah's a cute girl
Speaker 1: in his arm, and I mean she could technically only
Speaker 1: kill him once, right. All the while, Jessica is just
Speaker 1: waiting in the car. Christopher does arrive, but through the
Speaker 1: back door where Stubby lets him in, avoiding the big
Speaker 1: scene out front. And then it's a big surprise for
Speaker 1: Alexis when he walks on stage and fulfills his promise
Speaker 1: to perform. And Sarah, of all people, can't believe what
Speaker 1: she's seeing. Her idol is singing at the club right
Speaker 1: in front of her. Okay, Sabrina, this is our second song, hear. Okay. First,
Speaker 1: I want to say this, I didn't like this movie.
Speaker 1: I didn't hate it. It's not the worst me I've
Speaker 1: ever seen in my life, but I didn't like this movie. No,
Speaker 1: But The fact that it was a musical didn't factor
Speaker 1: into me not liking at all, because, again we talk
Speaker 1: about appropriate singing. He sung when he was on stage
Speaker 1: or when they handed him a guitar, like it made sense,
Speaker 1: So that didn't bother me at all. What did you
Speaker 1: actually think of the music?
Speaker 3: Though I actually liked the music, The music was probably
Speaker 3: like the best part of it for me. I thought
Speaker 3: it was you know, I kept trying to I didn't know,
Speaker 3: you know, obviously without like like looking into it, whether
Speaker 3: or not it was the actor's voice or not. And
Speaker 3: I kept going, who does that voice sound like to me?
Speaker 3: And I kept thinking his voice sounded similar to a
Speaker 3: young Nick Jonas, So I thought his voice was great,
Speaker 3: and I thought the music was like Okay, I wasn't
Speaker 3: and I'm going, like, I just couldn't plays. I couldn't
Speaker 3: figure out if again I didn't know this kid, so
Speaker 3: I wasn't sure if he was somebody who was like
Speaker 3: on the Channel up and coming like new Channel Star,
Speaker 3: if it was his voice or not.
Speaker 2: But I liked the music. It was it was fine
Speaker 2: for me. There's one part.
Speaker 3: When we'll and I'll bring it up when we get
Speaker 3: that part of the movie where I'm like that time
Speaker 3: part doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2: It's not fallowing the rules.
Speaker 1: It's not falls no rules people.
Speaker 2: But I'll bring it up when the time is ready.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so what about you? They were never fine? They
Speaker 1: were fine. I remember none of them, but I know
Speaker 1: I don't. I didn't hate them. I thought, whoever singing them,
Speaker 1: the voice is very nice. Again, I'm always up for
Speaker 1: appropriate singing. He's a singer, but he's on stage. It's
Speaker 1: not like, you know, I was waiting for them to
Speaker 1: just start singing to each other. So the fact that
Speaker 1: never happened is a breath of fresh air. It is
Speaker 1: for me. That's right.
Speaker 2: Well, because this was not a musical like that that
Speaker 2: would have been so it would have been like that
Speaker 2: one movie that we just recently rewatched that they like
Speaker 2: sang in the park out of Nowhere and we're like, yeah,
Speaker 2: why why.
Speaker 1: Did you do that? That was exactly.
Speaker 3: It wasn't a just one scene didn't make sense. So
Speaker 3: it never did that for us, which was great.
Speaker 1: And yeah, it didn't bother me.
Speaker 2: Check there we go, check on the positive side, check
Speaker 2: on the bye.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there we go, and then boom out of nowhere.
Speaker 1: The best part of the song, Stubby joins in for
Speaker 1: a fun little rap interlude, all while Sarah pushes her
Speaker 1: way to the front. Jessica's still parked across the street.
Speaker 1: She's watching the action unfold on the big screens outside,
Speaker 1: but she has had enough. As Christopher finishes the song,
Speaker 1: she finally decides she's going into the club, but the
Speaker 1: line and scene is just too much, so she does
Speaker 1: what every young girl walking by herself at night in
Speaker 1: Los Angeles does, goes to the back alley all by
Speaker 1: herself at night, and his boom slammed in the face
Speaker 1: by a stage door. It's Christopher Wilde making a getaway.
Speaker 1: He rushes to help her and freaks out about the
Speaker 1: possible repercussions from the impact. He promises her front row
Speaker 1: concert tickets if she just keeps quiet, and then she
Speaker 1: finally realizes who he is, and before they can even
Speaker 1: get into details, Stubby's car pulls up. Well it's actually
Speaker 1: the famous guy's car, Christopher Wild's car. She has then
Speaker 1: rushed into the passenger seat to go and see the doctor,
Speaker 1: which of course is the right idea because she starts puking'
Speaker 1: possibly from head trauma. Anytime you throw up after her
Speaker 1: head wound it usually means a concussion. Stubby is left behind.
Speaker 1: He'll make Sarah's sister is safe without telling her anything.
Speaker 1: This is a phenomenal wing man. And now we are
Speaker 1: at the office of doctor Sanjay, who is coincidentally the
Speaker 1: singer's brother in law, which I thought it was a
Speaker 1: funny dynamic. This guy was great and the future scenes
Speaker 1: with him also didn't happen because this never comes back
Speaker 1: ever again.
Speaker 2: It's like a one and done.
Speaker 1: And he and it was the best part, one of
Speaker 1: the best movie for that guy. Guy is like, you
Speaker 1: know this is a curtain. I can I can hear
Speaker 1: you all that very funny. I was like, please, let's
Speaker 1: see the brother in law.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I thought he was funny.
Speaker 1: I'd me too. All the tests of turnout fine. Finally
Speaker 1: common Christopher, whose mom calls with an emergency he needs
Speaker 1: to get home asap. Alan Smith, the director, is there
Speaker 1: with his daughters, who are big fans, but as he's
Speaker 1: ready to run out, doctor Sanjay alerts him that they
Speaker 1: are a paparazzi in the waiting room, which seems like
Speaker 1: a real hip of violation. How about some privacy, brother
Speaker 1: in law? Thank you so much, so Christopher decides to
Speaker 1: trade in his fancy convertible for the doctor's beater old Mercedes,
Speaker 1: because you know doctors have terrible cars. We all know
Speaker 1: they don't make any money.
Speaker 2: Well, he did say he's paying off, is h.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they tried to solve it, but it's still it's
Speaker 1: like he was in a nine dollars car as a resident.
Speaker 1: So I don't know. It could be totally accurate. There's
Speaker 1: a doctor's out there listening to this right now. I'm kidding.
Speaker 1: No doctors listen to or podcast, but if they did,
Speaker 1: they're listening going like, I drive an eighty two Selica.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to pay everything off. Give me ready.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Christopher safely drives away with Jessica, and they're now bickering
Speaker 1: with each one about the predicament. They can't get along,
Speaker 1: especially since Christopher has a stop to make on the
Speaker 1: way before dropping her off back at her grandmother's house.
Speaker 1: He arrives back at his house and Jessica's blown away
Speaker 1: by the mansion, but it's quickly rushed upstairs by Christopher. Again.
Speaker 1: Now he isn't taking to his grandmother's house at her
Speaker 1: grandmother's house, and now rushing upstairs. I was like, this
Speaker 1: is getting really weird. Dude, he doesn't want any rumors
Speaker 1: to get out. She's forced to stay upstairs as he
Speaker 1: and they did something very clever here. Okay, very very clever,
Speaker 1: because I was starting to get creeped out, like he's
Speaker 1: not bringing her back to her grandmother's house. He brings
Speaker 1: him to his home. Now he's rushing upstairs. He leaves
Speaker 1: her in the guest room. Ah, and that is was
Speaker 1: done very specifically. He did not run in and be like,
Speaker 1: here's my bedroom, which is would have made it even creepier.
Speaker 1: It's like, stay in the guest room. Very clever that
Speaker 1: they added that line, because they took it from what
Speaker 1: could have been super creepy to just slightly creepy. So yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's like okay that, yes, just but it did it.
Speaker 1: That made a big difference. I was like, ooh, clever
Speaker 1: that they said, I'm leaving you in the astroom.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, that's yeah.
Speaker 1: So she's forced to stay upstairs as he rushes downstairs
Speaker 1: to mingle with his parents' party guests, eventually landing on
Speaker 1: Allan and his two daughters. Upon their request, he grabs
Speaker 1: a stool and guitar and decides to play a song
Speaker 1: he's been working on for well, the whole party, apparently, Sabrina,
Speaker 1: can we admit that no one really likes the guy
Speaker 1: with the guitar at the party, even if they're celebrities.
Speaker 1: Do you not want to admit that you like you
Speaker 1: like the guy? Is it? Really? Is it just dudes
Speaker 1: that are like, really, Keith grabbed a guitar again?
Speaker 2: No, I know, I I don't. I don't favor that.
Speaker 1: Okay, good you especially like it was a weird pause.
Speaker 1: Well because yeah, I mean, I just you know, it
Speaker 1: just seems like the college kid at the party is like,
Speaker 1: hey man, I'm just gonna grab my guitar and.
Speaker 2: Play some tunes that and it, and they think I
Speaker 2: think it.
Speaker 3: Guys hate it, because there's a lot of girls that
Speaker 3: do think like, oh.
Speaker 2: He plays the guitar so dreamy. I don't know I did.
Speaker 3: I dated someone who did that and would like just
Speaker 3: bust it out all the time, and I was just like, okay,
Speaker 3: like I listened to you for like three hours last night.
Speaker 3: Oh I can't take a break. Okay, we're gonna go again. Yeah,
Speaker 3: all right, We're just here we go again, Like it's
Speaker 3: just it's it does get super annoying.
Speaker 1: I think even more annoying is I did that but
Speaker 1: with the trumpet. So that was like at the.
Speaker 2: Party, was playing my banjo exactly.
Speaker 1: We're at a party. Air and an air.
Speaker 3: Or no, there were there was like a fad for
Speaker 3: a while where people had harmonicas on their like like
Speaker 3: they would have.
Speaker 2: It on their like key chain or whatever, and like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, people are the harmonica was the worst. It's not
Speaker 3: a cool party trick, guys. No, no, don't try to.
Speaker 2: Make it cool. You can't make pink pink. It's not
Speaker 2: the same thing.
Speaker 1: Stops Dick to keg stands. This one is finally a
Speaker 1: more grounded song with romantic lyrics about how he may
Speaker 1: not be a superhero, but he can be what you need.
Speaker 1: Jessica's still in hiding over here is the lyrics in
Speaker 1: the balcony. It seems like maybe, just maybe she's starting
Speaker 1: to understand the appeal of this pop star stripped down.
Speaker 1: He's more talented and thoughtful than she assumed. And my
Speaker 1: favorite part is he's sitting there playing the guitar acoustic
Speaker 1: guitar by himself, and somehow drums are also there. Do
Speaker 1: you hear the guy there's like a symbol going off
Speaker 1: in the back. I'm like, who the playing that? So yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like, what's happening? And now, while guests are leaving,
Speaker 1: Jessica ses oportus, you need to leave, So she sneaks
Speaker 1: into the garage amongst all his fancy cars best seen
Speaker 1: because they're just great cars. But Christopher catches up with
Speaker 1: her and wonders what she's doing. She just wants to
Speaker 1: get home, obviously, and is willing to walk, but he
Speaker 1: reminds her Hollywood would be months away by foot. She
Speaker 1: says he can drive her straight home and nothing else,
Speaker 1: So they drive off in a classic blue Chevy and god,
Speaker 1: this movie loves cars as much as I do.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay, so even though they don't detect it, we can
Speaker 1: see that they're being followed by a paparazzi van uh oh.
Speaker 2: Signature black suv suburban.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it was a van, a black prob. I
Speaker 1: think it's a van.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 3: The majority of the time they were they were followed
Speaker 3: by like the like suburban.
Speaker 1: It was just like which we'll get into the fact
Speaker 1: that none of that makes sense, but we'll get into that.
Speaker 1: So anyway, the two drive in silence, only broken up
Speaker 1: by him singing along with the radio, which is coincidentally
Speaker 1: playing one of his own songs. She quickly stops him.
Speaker 1: She doesn't care that he's Christopher Wild. He seems hurt
Speaker 1: that she doesn't love his music. She just quote unquote
Speaker 1: likes it. He says, if she got to know him,
Speaker 1: she'd like him more, but she clearly just focused on
Speaker 1: getting home. And then luckily they ditched the van at
Speaker 1: the red light without even knowing that they've done that.
Speaker 1: Now outside Jessica's grandmother's house, she thanks Christopher for the ride,
Speaker 1: and he tries to say sorry, but she hurries to
Speaker 1: the front door, and now is Christopher's in his car
Speaker 1: taking in everything that's happened. The paparazzi van once again
Speaker 1: cruise by. Okay, now we're in her grandmother's house. Jesska,
Speaker 1: here's it tapping out the window. It's Christopher. He's offering
Speaker 1: her five thousand dollars for a favor. And so far
Speaker 1: nobody has noticed, cared, said anything about the fact that
Speaker 1: these two girls have been missing for the night. Yep,
Speaker 1: we don't know if the sister's gotten back safe and sound,
Speaker 1: nobody's mentioned anything about Jessica being gone. The parents are
Speaker 1: nowhere to be found. Grandparents are here.
Speaker 3: Never seems to notice that her sister is gone in
Speaker 3: the club. Isn't calling her like she's not going to crap,
Speaker 3: my sister's calling me again?
Speaker 1: And they have in this movie.
Speaker 2: No, none of that has been seen. This is where
Speaker 2: I've already now tapped out because I'm.
Speaker 1: Just like, nobody's checking in to make sure we're.
Speaker 2: Just pretending like yep, things aren't happening.
Speaker 1: Yep, and that's it, and they just didn't care. So
Speaker 1: Christopher's offering her five thousand dollars for a favor. We
Speaker 1: cut to the two of them pushing his car into
Speaker 1: their garage where he's gonna sleep overnight to ditch the photogs.
Speaker 1: He asks if he can borrow some clothes for the
Speaker 1: morning so he can secretly leaves, and she wonders if
Speaker 1: all that is necessary. He swears it is, but she
Speaker 1: thinks he's just being paranoid. She also calls him out
Speaker 1: for trying to be flirty, something she's just not gonna
Speaker 1: fall for. She also ends up giving him her her
Speaker 1: grandfather's hat, which she then says looks good. On him,
Speaker 1: and then they kind of look like they're starting to flirt,
Speaker 1: but it's just weird. The next morning, Jessica wakes up
Speaker 1: and her family is already eating breakfast again. They don't
Speaker 1: care that she's been out clubbing all night long. Nope,
Speaker 1: they need some syrup, so they go to where everyone
Speaker 1: keeps the syrup, the garage. So when she's like that, oh,
Speaker 1: I've got extra syrup in the garage, it's like, what, okay.
Speaker 3: Extra syrup, and how much syrup are you using that
Speaker 3: you need to have like extra syrup.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, that's a dumb question. Have you checked the
Speaker 1: syrup garage canisters? They're obviously out there.
Speaker 3: Well, I actually do have a cabinet that I keep
Speaker 3: like extra syrup, like if I get like pasta, and
Speaker 3: I realized that my cabinet cabinet already have box of pasta,
Speaker 3: Like I'll take it out there.
Speaker 2: And that's like a storage room. I don't know, it's weird.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, it's weird. It's also a detached garage. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you don't keep syrup in a detached garage. Come on,
Speaker 1: So Sarah volunteers to go get some from the garage,
Speaker 1: but then Jessica realizes this could be a problem. She
Speaker 1: rushes to stop her, but instead they get into an
Speaker 1: argument about ditching her at the club last night. Oh
Speaker 1: so they do it.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we do.
Speaker 1: But she still has no clue about anything that went
Speaker 1: down with Christopher wild But eventually their dad interrupts the fight.
Speaker 1: He wants to see what's so important in the garage.
Speaker 1: When he finally opens it up, Christopher and the car
Speaker 1: actually gone. Jessica wonders where he went, but is relieved
Speaker 1: to be safe. But back in the house, a story
Speaker 1: about Christopher's on TV. It's about Alexis birthday party and
Speaker 1: how he left with a mystery girl. Jessica's now terrified
Speaker 1: she's going to be out it and turns off the TV.
Speaker 1: The sisters argue until Grandma offers her car for a
Speaker 1: relaxing drive to the beach. Sarah jumps at the opportunity,
Speaker 1: but is forced to take Jessica with her yet again.
Speaker 1: Now cruising down pH and the plum Pinto, they park
Speaker 1: at Malibu Beach, a place Sarah pick because she knows
Speaker 1: Christopher SERTs there. Jessica still keeps her secret close to
Speaker 1: their heart, as her sister roams the beach to find
Speaker 1: her celebrity crush, and then Jessica spots him hiding in
Speaker 1: a hoodie and her grandpa's fisherman's hat, the one they
Speaker 1: found in the garage, and now without her sister, Jessica
Speaker 1: pops down beside him and immediately starts needling them. It's like,
Speaker 1: now they're friends. She went from absolutely hating them to
Speaker 1: then giving them a hat, and now they're kind of friends.
Speaker 1: So okay. She wonders what he's doing there, and he
Speaker 1: explains that he has ten paparazzi outside of his house.
Speaker 1: This is how he has to get away. Now here's
Speaker 1: the other thing the sister's stocking him, because obviously he
Speaker 1: only comes to this beach, so why wouldn't the paparazzi
Speaker 1: also know that he also comes to this beach, which
Speaker 1: later they do, so why not just have people out
Speaker 1: there as well? But okay, Jessica shows absolutely no care
Speaker 1: for his problems. Then he realizes something. He could maybe
Speaker 1: use her car to sneak back home, which again, you'd
Speaker 1: still have to sneak.
Speaker 2: Into your house. Yea, and now you're in like a
Speaker 2: bright purple car.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but he doesn't know that I guess at the time,
Speaker 1: but it still doesn't make a whole lot of sense.
Speaker 1: They decide to trade vehicles for a little, giving the
Speaker 1: sisters a muscle car instead of the Pinto. Again Movie
Speaker 1: Loves Cars, but this also makes no sense. Jessica sneaks
Speaker 1: the new keys into her sister's bag and walks Christopher
Speaker 1: to their grandma's car, but before they can leave, the
Speaker 1: paparazzi arrives, and it's hilarious because two dozen of them
Speaker 1: they share these two vans, and the entire goal of
Speaker 1: paparazzi is to get the first exclusive shot. They're not
Speaker 1: going to be there driving altogether. It defeats the purpose.
Speaker 1: But now they're swarmed again. Christopher sneaks into the Pinto
Speaker 1: and accidentally smashes Jessica's head with the door, again, which
Speaker 1: was funny. They eventually drive off together while Jessica hides
Speaker 1: her face with a scarf, so she jumps in her
Speaker 1: grandmother's car leaves her sister keys to another random vehicle somehow, uh,
Speaker 1: which is again I don't I don't understand.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So like you're you're really honestly gonna go oh
Speaker 3: different set of keys, and then you're gonna start trying to.
Speaker 1: Like, I'll go open this car and just drive this
Speaker 1: car back to the house in the Yeah, no, none
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 2: Maybe you would be so creeped out you'd be freaking
Speaker 2: out calling going.
Speaker 1: And your car was still someone trying to, like.
Speaker 2: I think someone's trying to like kidnap me.
Speaker 1: Yes, something very weird is happening, but they don't. But Yeah,
Speaker 1: Jessica and Christopher drive off together while Jessica hides her
Speaker 1: face with a scarf. They think the photographers thinks maybe
Speaker 1: something's up, but realize it's just to random kids completely
Speaker 1: hiding their faces, trying to act inconspicuous but clearly hiding something.
Speaker 1: Back on the PCCh the du will laugh about how
Speaker 1: ridiculous this whole thing is, and now they need to
Speaker 1: drive around until the paparazzi leave the beach. Truth is,
Speaker 1: Jessica seems a little less aggravated by Christopher now, so
Speaker 1: they decide to take a little tour of la which
Speaker 1: he calls the greatest city in the world. His song
Speaker 1: is once again on the radio, and we enter a montage,
Speaker 1: Love a montage. They swing by Venice Beach for some
Speaker 1: boardwalk shopping and we get a cameo from the legendary
Speaker 1: Harry Perry. Do you know who Harry Perry is? No?
Speaker 1: Okay so? Also known as hibib or the Cosmic Crusader,
Speaker 1: Perry was a turban wearing musician famous for playing electric
Speaker 1: guitar and rollerblades at the Venice Beach Boardwalk. He actually
Speaker 1: played with Jane's Addiction and The Grateful Dead. He appeared
Speaker 1: in movies like White Men Can Jump and Fletch and
Speaker 1: crazily enough perform with the Blue Man Group at the
Speaker 1: Hollywood Bowl in twenty thirteen. He is now seventy four
Speaker 1: years old and can still be seen performing in La Oh,
Speaker 1: Isn't that cool? Then they're off to the most disappointing
Speaker 1: Hollywood landmark ever, which is Hollywood Boulevard at the Man's
Speaker 1: Chinese Theater. It's fine, you should go see it and
Speaker 1: put your hands in the thing, but it's it's a
Speaker 1: big letdown where Christopher takes a picture in front of
Speaker 1: his own billboard. They arrive at the Griffith Observatory in
Speaker 1: the Hollywood Sign, which is a great stop for tourists,
Speaker 1: so it can definitely go there, and along the way
Speaker 1: it seems like she's starting to like Christopher's music too,
Speaker 1: which apparently is the only thing this guy listens to
Speaker 1: as he's driving anywhere is his own music. Eventually, they
Speaker 1: do make it back to the pch and then Christopher
Speaker 1: realizes they're being followed again, which makes sense since they've
Speaker 1: been walking around the city's most populated tourist areas all day.
Speaker 1: Either way, he needs to lose the van, so Jessica
Speaker 1: uses a star map she picked up earlier to find
Speaker 1: a turnout. They're successful, but now they're suddenly lost in
Speaker 1: the hills. The confusion quickly sends the two of them
Speaker 1: into a fight. He calls her a know it all.
Speaker 1: But more importantly, they are now stuck in the mud
Speaker 1: and slowly sinking. They immediately jump out the windows, stranding
Speaker 1: themselves on the roof. As the vehicle sinks lower and lower,
Speaker 1: they have to jump, and although they make it oftentime,
Speaker 1: they both fall into a swamp, which a lot of
Speaker 1: people know right off the freeways here very swampy area
Speaker 1: in La I'm lying never happens, completely submerge themselves into
Speaker 1: dirty water. Now drenched, they watches the plumb pinto completely
Speaker 1: sinks to the bottom of whatever weird pit they suddenly
Speaker 1: find themselves in. Okay, Jessica realizes her backpack was in
Speaker 1: the car and starts frantically reaching into water. That's all
Speaker 1: you could say. Okay, her parents are gonna kill her.
Speaker 1: Just then, Christopher's phone is ringing too. It's his parents again.
Speaker 1: They're very word and need him home, but he's barely
Speaker 1: any service and it eventually cuts out. Jessica does actually
Speaker 1: retrieve her bag, but it's ruined. She walks off, furious.
Speaker 1: She needs to get back to her sister at the beach.
Speaker 1: Christopher shows her the way, following closely behind. I'd like,
Speaker 1: just mental note they are covered head to toe in
Speaker 1: mud and crap and awfulness, so keep that in mind.
Speaker 1: But back to the beach, Sarah can't find her car,
Speaker 1: of course, not it's been taken. I guess she doesn't
Speaker 1: notice that she's been using a key chain that's not
Speaker 1: hers to trigger the alarm, something a Pinto definitely wouldn't need.
Speaker 1: But she does figure out the classic car somehow is
Speaker 1: now hers.
Speaker 2: She can't believe it's with it.
Speaker 1: Yep, can't believe it. When she finds a car's registration,
Speaker 1: she sees the order is another none other than Christopher,
Speaker 1: John Wild is she being punked? Which is a cool
Speaker 1: twenty ten reference, but it was still like, what in
Speaker 1: the actual is happening now? Back on the walk, Christopher's
Speaker 1: trying his hardest to talk to Jessica, but she's shutting
Speaker 1: him out. She wants to be reunited with her family.
Speaker 1: She's been separated from her family like nine times this movie.
Speaker 1: This guy doesn't seem to care, but Chris never been
Speaker 1: free like this before. He's not letting her grumpiness ruin
Speaker 1: the day. This leads yet another fight between the two,
Speaker 1: Jessica calling him entitled and pretentious, Christopher calling her a brat,
Speaker 1: but he admits all he's done in the last two
Speaker 1: days was think about her. She says she'd rather go
Speaker 1: down in the pinto than be his friend. He doesn't
Speaker 1: get it. He thought she was starting to like him,
Speaker 1: but she says he was wrong. His fame makes it
Speaker 1: impossible to know if people are actually his friend or not.
Speaker 1: He lives in a hotel and has employees helping him.
Speaker 1: Twenty four to seven, Christopher promises he is a real person.
Speaker 1: He'll even tell her something he hasn't told anyone when
Speaker 1: he first met her, and then he slips and falls
Speaker 1: into a lake, because again, right off the freeways in
Speaker 1: La are these beautiful.
Speaker 4: Where are awhere are we if there are any of
Speaker 4: these bodies of water, even small bodies of water off
Speaker 4: the sides of the freeways in La, they're filled.
Speaker 1: With needles and dead people and diseases. And so these
Speaker 1: people somehow stumble upon an oasis and he falls into
Speaker 1: the lake, taking Jessica with them, and they're once again
Speaker 1: swimming in gross La water. So yeah, they fell in love,
Speaker 1: but they've got hepatitis. But this time they're laughing and
Speaker 1: they're splashing each other. These two are super weird. Now
Speaker 1: they're completely dry in the La sun. Their clothes do
Speaker 1: not have a stitch of mud on them. They are
Speaker 1: brand new yet again, which was weird. Christopher admits he
Speaker 1: wishes he could stay there all day long when nobody
Speaker 1: notices him. Everyone wants something from him, even his parents,
Speaker 1: who only talked to him about his new movie deal,
Speaker 1: which could mess with his upcoming tour, the world tour,
Speaker 1: And he says he doesn't have a choice. He doesn't
Speaker 1: want to disappoint his fans, so he'll just never say
Speaker 1: no and always over extends himself. This is real by
Speaker 1: the way, not for me, but I mean again, I've
Speaker 1: never been in this situation of fame, but I've known
Speaker 1: many people that were up and coming famous or this
Speaker 1: level of fame who exhausts themselves because they're like, I'm
Speaker 1: just not going to say no to anybody right now.
Speaker 1: It'll disappoint the fans, it'll disappoint my managers. Maybe I
Speaker 1: won't work tomorrow. That's the other problem in this industry
Speaker 1: is it's usually you're doing a thousand miles an hour
Speaker 1: or you're doing zero. Very rarely are you just kind
Speaker 1: of working. You're either doing a ton of work to
Speaker 1: where you have no free time, or you're looking for
Speaker 1: your next job and you're hustling well exactly.
Speaker 3: There is that stigmatism too, like if you slow down,
Speaker 3: the chances of you like you can't guarantee.
Speaker 2: That it'll like go up again.
Speaker 3: I remember being on tour and our tour manager was
Speaker 3: Kylie Minogue's tour manager, and he was like, we kept
Speaker 3: selling out and we were starting to get tired, and
Speaker 3: he goes, I don't recommend you, ladies stop because you
Speaker 3: never know like what the next tour, if there will
Speaker 3: be another tour. You just never know, and we were
Speaker 3: just kind of like, of course still will be well.
Speaker 3: When we came back out at that point, the Jonas
Speaker 3: brothers were out, our ticket sales were not the same,
Speaker 3: and it's so it's so true with the industry.
Speaker 2: Like so that's why people just never stop.
Speaker 3: They just keep going and they say yes to everything
Speaker 3: because you just are so scared that that be your
Speaker 3: last opportunity.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I've known so many people that their careers were
Speaker 1: skyrocketing that then went well, now I'm going to college.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna take four years off and go to
Speaker 1: college and then I'll come back. And it's like, unless
Speaker 1: you're an A list superstar that they ain't gonna wait.
Speaker 1: Hollywood's moving on without you, and it's gonna be you're
Speaker 1: gonna have to start over again when you get back,
Speaker 1: and it's it's tough. So that's a real thing.
Speaker 3: And it's hard because it's like, especially in college, it's
Speaker 3: like yeah, but like you'll have that foundation of college,
Speaker 3: and it's like, yeah, but you might be doing a
Speaker 3: whole career change.
Speaker 1: But that's the difference is you can do college anytime.
Speaker 1: I can go back to I didn't get I didn't
Speaker 1: go to college I was doing boymans roll that was doing.
Speaker 1: I was working all the time, So I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to college now. I'm not gonna take
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna pause to go to college right now.
Speaker 1: I'm fifty. I can go back to college tomorrow if
Speaker 1: I want to go to college. I can't. I couldn't
Speaker 1: have just picked up my career and started over again.
Speaker 1: So it's yeah, that's a real thing.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: Jessica just doesn't get any of this though her life
Speaker 1: is so different. Christopher says he's just happy he can
Speaker 1: be himself around her, and then Jessica finally admits it. Yes,
Speaker 1: she likes it too. She calls him out for being
Speaker 1: flirty again, but now gives him a little push, marking
Speaker 1: their first actual contact in the awkwardness. Because again, they
Speaker 1: cannot kiss in this movie, they decide they should just
Speaker 1: keep moving. Back at Christopher's house, Stubby is getting things
Speaker 1: in order when Sarah arrives, catching him totally off guard.
Speaker 1: She reveals she has Christopher's keys and looks absolutely starstruck
Speaker 1: to be in the house. So she drove all the
Speaker 1: way to this guy's house and then use the keys
Speaker 1: to go inside this dude's house super creepy anyway. Now,
Speaker 1: walking on the beach, Christopher and Jessica are still connecting,
Speaker 1: and now they're holding hands. He really likes her and
Speaker 1: loves that she treats him like a human. She calls
Speaker 1: him amazing, and when they go to kiss, they're legally
Speaker 1: interrupted by some surfers because they can't kiss, sending Chrisopher
Speaker 1: back into the real world. He instantly pulls a one eighty,
Speaker 1: saying their relationship has to end here and boy, those
Speaker 1: surfers really ruined everything. He tells her she can't tell anyone,
Speaker 1: even her parents. If people find out, it'll get crazy
Speaker 1: and he won't get the movie deal. He explains he's
Speaker 1: Christopher Wilde and she's just an ordinary girl. Oh that
Speaker 1: was wrong, and he switched on a dime. It was
Speaker 1: like now I am.
Speaker 3: It was like the co wickest snap of a finger,
Speaker 3: and holy god, and just like getting just just punching
Speaker 3: her in the jugular too, like the word choice was
Speaker 3: just like it was rough.
Speaker 1: Yep, I agree. She's properly offended, obviously, and leaves. He
Speaker 1: tries some damage control, but she's clearly hurt and he
Speaker 1: has one last request. He asks if he can have
Speaker 1: her disposable camera to have the photos just in case
Speaker 1: he doesn't want them to get out, which is just
Speaker 1: one last final insult. She responds by throwing the camera
Speaker 1: in the sand and storming off, But then she realizes
Speaker 1: she needs cab feir to get home, and he hands
Speaker 1: her like five grand, saying it's the same money that
Speaker 1: he owed her for staying in the garage, and she
Speaker 1: promises to never talk about him again. He says she
Speaker 1: doesn't know what his life is like. The press would
Speaker 1: ruin everything, and she's a very cool little line here
Speaker 1: when she says, the press doesn't have to ruin it.
Speaker 1: You already did. We're back at the beach now. Jessica
Speaker 1: cries in a phone booth. Phone booth, kids was a
Speaker 1: booth that literally on a phone in it, and Christopher
Speaker 1: is finally recognized and sworn by girls wanting pictures with him,
Speaker 1: and the paparazzi gets pictures of him. But as Jessica leaves,
Speaker 1: one photographer catches her crying and wonders, huh, maybe she's
Speaker 1: involved with Christopher. Two, we get a brief montage of
Speaker 1: jess Gotta love a montage of Jessica with her family.
Speaker 1: Now sadly poking salad and pining for her new love
Speaker 1: while Christopher records in the studio. Once the song is done,
Speaker 1: Christopher runs off to his laptop, where he skims through
Speaker 1: the pictures from Jessica's camera. He clearly misses and can't
Speaker 1: stop thinking about her. He confides in Stubby, telling him
Speaker 1: he really likes this girl. But guess who else is
Speaker 1: listening in? Alexis and she's very interested in who exactly
Speaker 1: this girl is. He tells her she's not a famous actress.
Speaker 1: Alexis doesn't believe it. She says that stuff only happens
Speaker 1: in the movies. And then she says she looks at
Speaker 1: her phone and says, Ooh, I've got a date with Zach.
Speaker 1: And since the caption spelled the name z Ac, I
Speaker 1: think we can guess who she means. Zach Posen, the
Speaker 1: clothing designer. By the way, producer Jensen put that in
Speaker 1: No Idea, Who that is?
Speaker 2: What swimmer?
Speaker 1: The two decide to be friend. The dude doesn't sell
Speaker 1: this stuff at Target. I'm not gonna know.
Speaker 3: Seriously, obviously we're talking about Zach front Nah, yeah, no,
Speaker 3: or his brother who will famously be on Dancy with
Speaker 3: the Stars.
Speaker 1: Years later, right exactly, the two decide to be friends,
Speaker 1: finally calling off their situationship and Stubby is thrilled. Christopher
Speaker 1: is finally free, and now the Olsens are leaving La
Speaker 1: to go back to Michigan. They bid farewell with their
Speaker 1: grandma and her new piece of Jessica says goodbye tiery
Speaker 1: eyed while getting advice from her grandmother, which again, none
Speaker 1: of this was earned. There hasn't been a single scene
Speaker 1: with just the two of them and the grandmother. Now
Speaker 1: you're giving me advice. I literally don't even know your name.
Speaker 1: So it was just like, let me tell you about life. Really,
Speaker 1: you haven't earned this even slightly. Yeah, She promises that
Speaker 1: life has a way of working itself out. Look how
Speaker 1: she's been doing since Grandpa died. She then thrust her
Speaker 1: hips and points to her boyfriend and crotch. No, none
Speaker 1: of that happened, but I wanted to see if you
Speaker 1: are all still with me.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Would have been pretty great if it did, because then
Speaker 1: at least it would have given her character something to do.
Speaker 2: Ell is that wrong?
Speaker 1: No? Yeah, okay, what it is? But justice Jessica's about
Speaker 1: to leave. Paparazzi gets the photo they've been hoping for,
Speaker 1: and we cut to director Alan Smith, who's having some
Speaker 1: sort of a twenty ten version of a zoom meeting
Speaker 1: with the family. He is furious, who is this Jessica Olsen.
Speaker 1: Paparazzi exposed her and this is what he was worried
Speaker 1: about with cast and Christopher. He seems too young and
Speaker 1: not serious enough. None of this makes sense. His parents
Speaker 1: beg for another chance, and they get one. They have
Speaker 1: to convince gossip colonist Libby Lamb from Starstruck to kill
Speaker 1: the story by offering another exclusive. In exchange, he says
Speaker 1: to lie to her and call Jessica just a fan,
Speaker 1: which feels wildly rude. But either this girl goes away
Speaker 1: or the movie does, which, again from a story point,
Speaker 1: maga fend And so next thing, we see Christopher on
Speaker 1: the set of Starstruck being interviewed by Libby. He's asked
Speaker 1: about Jessica and by the way, okay, I'm sorry, this
Speaker 1: is just my mind going. Do you know how much
Speaker 1: a studio would love the idea of being able to
Speaker 1: sell a young pop star in a relationship with a
Speaker 1: quote unquote ordinary girl, making every quote unquote ordinary girl
Speaker 1: out there feeling like they had a chance with all
Speaker 1: these huge pop stars, like they would eat that up
Speaker 1: with a spoon and ask for seconds and third. So
Speaker 1: the idea that this is what's holding them back from
Speaker 1: getting the movie made no sense as a story point
Speaker 1: in this film. It was just like you're and they
Speaker 1: kept feeding into this thing that made no sense anyway.
Speaker 3: Well, it was like the whole, like what was on
Speaker 3: the line, Like the whole, This is the thing that's
Speaker 3: on the line your career.
Speaker 2: Yeah, to not date this girl, not date this girl? Yeah. Yes.
Speaker 1: And so the next thing we see is Christopher on
Speaker 1: the set of Starstruck being interviewed by Libby. He's asked
Speaker 1: about jess and he does indeed lie, calling her just
Speaker 1: some fan back in Michigan. Jessica, now hounded by photographers
Speaker 1: outside of her house, is clearly hurt. I also want
Speaker 1: to point out that the Olsen's house is anything but normal.
Speaker 1: It's actually very very very nice and beautiful. It's hardly
Speaker 1: lower class or something that would leave her shocked when
Speaker 1: she saw a mansion. But she was shocked like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, you've got a roof, Richie and now her
Speaker 1: parents she said, it's just like come on, and now
Speaker 1: her parents are did you not used to do that?
Speaker 1: And or plumbing Richie? And now her parents are concerned
Speaker 1: what went on in California that caused the media to
Speaker 1: follow her around. She promises it's nothing bad, but you
Speaker 1: just can't talk about it. And then Sarah runs in.
Speaker 1: Christopher's talking about Jessica on TV. They tune into Starstruck
Speaker 1: just in time to see him saying he doesn't know
Speaker 1: her at all. Okay, so she hasn't told her parents
Speaker 1: she spent the day with Christopher wild because she promised
Speaker 1: that she wouldn't. Her sister doesn't know she spent the
Speaker 1: day with Christopher wild because she's hasn't told anybody, but
Speaker 1: the paparazzi are following her all over the place. The
Speaker 1: sister then comes in and says, Christopher Wilde's going to
Speaker 1: talk about you on TV. But the sister who spent
Speaker 1: the entire movie thing on her sister and in love
Speaker 1: with this guy to the point of stalking, isn't upset
Speaker 1: that her sister has spent the time with Christopher while
Speaker 1: in any way, shape.
Speaker 2: Or form, does it even like acknowledge it? No, doesn't
Speaker 2: even acknowledge it, Like you went to his house without me?
Speaker 2: Are you like what you know?
Speaker 1: You went on a date with him, you were whatever happened?
Speaker 1: What he he took you to the hot anything? So
Speaker 1: either she doesn't know which, then why are there all
Speaker 1: this paparazzi. Nobody's questioning why, Hey, we've got seventy reporters
Speaker 1: on our lawn. Can we talk about that? Mate?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: None of you with the parents to it.
Speaker 2: It made no you werewhere when you were supposed to
Speaker 2: be with your sister.
Speaker 1: There's been no repercussions for this girl running away, losing
Speaker 1: the grandmother's car. This is where it's so pitching people
Speaker 1: at a club, Like none of the parents don't even
Speaker 1: mention it.
Speaker 2: They weren't even supposed to go to the club eventually,
Speaker 2: Like originally there's nothing, it's nothing.
Speaker 3: That's when I'm starting, like when I'm like literally basically
Speaker 3: feeling like I'm like yelling at.
Speaker 2: The TV like this is so just ridiculous.
Speaker 1: Okay, So question, is this the first dcom we've ever
Speaker 1: had without a single good parent? There's not one?
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, there's usually at least like one redeeming someone dad.
Speaker 1: But the mom's cool, the mom's distant. But the dad's
Speaker 1: a great dad something. We've got the two managers and
Speaker 1: of Christopher Wild who are awful, and the two parents
Speaker 1: don't about.
Speaker 2: Their kids, don't know where the hell they are or
Speaker 2: don't don't give it, they don't. It's no weirdest it is.
Speaker 3: D COM's are just this is this to me? This
Speaker 3: is when it felt like this was not a DCM.
Speaker 3: This felt like I started to think, you know how,
Speaker 3: there's always a big difference when there's a different like
Speaker 3: when a d COM bought a movie from a different
Speaker 3: production comes.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's right, that's.
Speaker 3: What That's what I started feeling like, Like there's been
Speaker 3: a couple of movies where we're like, it just doesn't
Speaker 3: it's not filmed like a d COM.
Speaker 2: The storylines not like a d coom. That's what this
Speaker 2: felt like.
Speaker 1: This felt I agree, there is.
Speaker 2: I learned to realize I do not like those movies.
Speaker 1: No, I don't need so grandmother, Yeah exactly exactly other
Speaker 1: than the grandmother and her her nice new piece who
Speaker 1: don't get don't get any sort of character developed whatsoever.
Speaker 1: There isn't a good adult in the movie.
Speaker 3: No, the director, the parents, the boyfriend is really only
Speaker 3: to show, like I moved on from Grandpa passing. I
Speaker 3: guess that's his storyline is supposed to be for like
Speaker 3: the purpose.
Speaker 1: Guess Yeah, it's weird, okay, But now now her parents
Speaker 1: are concerned. I don't get Later okay, So later she's
Speaker 1: looking out the window at all the press on her
Speaker 1: front lawn. Even Sarah is sick of this. Jessica admits
Speaker 1: Christopher said it would be like this, but she doesn't
Speaker 1: have to deal with what the celebrities do. She walks
Speaker 1: outside and gives Libya a peace of her mind. She
Speaker 1: calls them sick for building up celebrities only to tear
Speaker 1: them down to sell magazines and TV shows. She says
Speaker 1: Christopher has given up his freedom, privacy, and honesty. They
Speaker 1: wreck the human being and should be ashamed. The press
Speaker 1: is hardly affected at all by her combination, so Jessica
Speaker 1: gives up. She says she's never met the Christopher they're
Speaker 1: all obsessed with. And I still don't get what this
Speaker 1: movie is about. Is it about condemnation of the paparazzi?
Speaker 1: Is it about a little bit?
Speaker 3: I think that this celebrity life of it being are
Speaker 3: to be yeah, not to and it makes it so
Speaker 3: hard to be like your own person within that world. Sure,
Speaker 3: pushed into doing things you don't want because you're a
Speaker 3: celebrity and you've got the you know, adult life when
Speaker 3: you're supposed to be a kid.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, okay, again with an occasional bop thrown in there,
Speaker 1: we cut to Christopher and Stubby, which again I'm putting
Speaker 1: Stubby on the list of better names.
Speaker 2: The names snow, Jackal Johnson.
Speaker 1: It's no Jackal Johnson. But from now on, I forget
Speaker 1: what the last nickname was that I had, But I
Speaker 1: think Stubby is gonna be the one. I'm gonna watch
Speaker 1: you to call me from now on. They they're watching
Speaker 1: her response on TV, and Stubby is disgusted at how
Speaker 1: his best friend is acting. He says it's Christopher's life
Speaker 1: to live, but he's disappointed. Stubby's words seem to really
Speaker 1: get to him, and now he's questioning his actions. We
Speaker 1: cut to a movie set over at Griffith Park. Alan
Speaker 1: Smith is directing and Christopher is shown up to talk
Speaker 1: just a few days before his movie starts. He lets
Speaker 1: Smith know that he's no longer available. Alan offers to
Speaker 1: push back the start date, but Christopher says if he
Speaker 1: has to lie to join the club. He's not interested.
Speaker 1: He walks away, and now Alan is oddly impressed. And
Speaker 1: again the cool thing is how this comes back at
Speaker 1: the end, not at all. Oh. Christopher returns home to tell
Speaker 1: his parents he's not doing the movie. They claim it's
Speaker 1: not his decision, but he promises it is. He's seventeen
Speaker 1: years old and just and that's when I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: he's playing seventeen like he seems to be playing older
Speaker 1: to me. But I was like, okay, seventeen and just
Speaker 1: wants to play music and have fun. His parents promised
Speaker 1: toy'll handle it, but he takes control of his life
Speaker 1: and fires them and says he needs his parents back,
Speaker 1: and that was it. There was no anything after that.
Speaker 1: They weren't like, you know, you're right, but you're right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we've been.
Speaker 3: We've gotten caught up in the business aspect of it.
Speaker 2: You shall be a kid.
Speaker 1: They're just like fired, They're fired. That's it.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, man, I will say, though it is hard,
Speaker 3: but I have you I'm sure as well.
Speaker 2: Obviously have been.
Speaker 3: Around what they call like momagers or whatever on set.
Speaker 1: Some of them can be off, some of them are great.
Speaker 1: Some of them and are just there to just there
Speaker 1: to look out for their kids. And some of them
Speaker 1: are really horrible people. Yeah, men and women, dads and
Speaker 1: moms have their kids in it for all the wrong reasons.
Speaker 1: The kids don't want to be there, are milking all
Speaker 1: the money away.
Speaker 5: It's awful, yeah, yes, and it does something to kids
Speaker 5: psyche to be like the one that is like putting
Speaker 5: the roof over the head of your family.
Speaker 1: Well, Gary Coleman is is well, you know, one of
Speaker 1: the most famous of those of all time. He was
Speaker 1: one of the massive influences for me. And the reason
Speaker 1: I got into this business is growing up watching Gary
Speaker 1: Coleman on different strokes and seeing how at you know,
Speaker 1: eight nine, ten, eleven years old, he was commanding the
Speaker 1: screen and he was amazing. And then to find out
Speaker 1: his actual life where his parents squandered all his money.
Speaker 1: He had to sue them to get it back, he
Speaker 1: had to divorce his parents. I mean, just one awfulness
Speaker 1: after another. And it's just you see all the work
Speaker 1: he was forced into doing and for almost no money.
Speaker 1: It's just Yet it's terrible. So it can be. It
Speaker 1: can be a very disgusting, awful business. It can also
Speaker 1: be a very wonderful and credible, fulfilling business. So it's
Speaker 1: like anything else. I imagine, it's got its good points and
Speaker 1: it's bad. Right back in Michigan, Jessica's trying on dresses
Speaker 1: for her sister, and it's the night of that big dance,
Speaker 1: remember that one from way at the beginning of the
Speaker 1: movie that everybody's forgotten about.
Speaker 2: School also completely forgot about it. I was like, what,
Speaker 2: there's a prom? Like, what's happening?
Speaker 1: We're at a dance? Now?
Speaker 2: What china on dresses? And why are you trying to
Speaker 2: want for your sister? This is so stupid. I was
Speaker 2: so done.
Speaker 1: Yeah I didn't done it. Yeah, by this point I
Speaker 1: was too u The school also now thinks Jessica as
Speaker 1: a wacko, since Christopher claimed he didn't know her at all,
Speaker 1: So then.
Speaker 6: She told people she knew him, but she didn't tell
Speaker 6: anybody she knew him, So how did they How did
Speaker 6: the story get out that she knew him and then
Speaker 6: he lied about knowing her?
Speaker 2: Can anyone explain no idea?
Speaker 1: I none of this made sense, so did she because
Speaker 1: she would have to have said, I spent the day
Speaker 1: with Christopher wild I loved him so much. We got
Speaker 1: along and he wasn't who I thought he was. And
Speaker 1: then he comes out ands like I've never met her,
Speaker 1: but she didn't tell anyone, So how did some did
Speaker 1: somebody else?
Speaker 2: I think it was it.
Speaker 3: It's supposed to be because of like whatever that director saw,
Speaker 3: like this girl.
Speaker 2: Who is this girl?
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, that's.
Speaker 3: What I feel like you were supposed to stem from.
Speaker 3: But I'm telling you, at this point I was so disconnected.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and just sense.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't make sense. And when there's too many
Speaker 3: questions and there are no rules, I'm out.
Speaker 1: I agree by the way, I will say, and we
Speaker 1: we we touched on this very briefly, but we should. Again,
Speaker 1: I don't blame any of the actors. No, the acting
Speaker 1: is fine. The act of this movie was fine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was not.
Speaker 3: I mean the characters themselves, Like she was you know,
Speaker 3: our main character was very.
Speaker 1: She was mean and annoying, and the sister is mean annoying.
Speaker 1: But I don't play that's not because of how she
Speaker 1: played it.
Speaker 2: It's it's how it was written for sure.
Speaker 1: Correct. So yeah, correct? Okay, So the school thinks that
Speaker 1: she's a whacko since Christopher claimed he didn't know her
Speaker 1: at all. H he calls her pathetic, just as Jessica
Speaker 1: walks back into the room. Finally, Sarah steps up as
Speaker 1: the sister to console her and begs her to go
Speaker 1: to the dance to get her mind off of things okay,
Speaker 1: and she was successful because now at the dance, the
Speaker 1: Olsen's sisters arrive. Sarah encourages her to be herself, and
Speaker 1: then finally they have a heartfelt moment. That's until Sarah
Speaker 1: acts like she doesn't know her at all and walks
Speaker 1: off again. It was like they were like, we need
Speaker 1: an ending to this movie.
Speaker 2: Let's just end it, I know, and justice let's go.
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, I'm doing the same thing as a come
Speaker 1: out credits, roll them credits, and I was seriously like
Speaker 1: to see in my head going like I might watch
Speaker 1: might watch High School Musical again after this, because that
Speaker 1: make me happy, doctor Chivago compared to this. And just
Speaker 1: as some mean girl start to laugh at Jessica, the
Speaker 1: lights go out and guess who walks on stage? Madonna, No,
Speaker 1: I'm kidding, none other than Christopher Wilde. He calls out
Speaker 1: to Jessica Olsen and the schools in shock. She walks
Speaker 1: up to the stage as he explains there are some
Speaker 1: things he didn't get a chance to stay in California,
Speaker 1: and then he sings his newest ballad, all about how
Speaker 1: he tried to walk away from her, but nothing's ever
Speaker 1: felt so wrong. He thought he was protecting her, got
Speaker 1: lost along the way, and uh, okay, he's here now
Speaker 1: to tell her his true feelings. Okay, it's a very
Speaker 1: literal song. He might as well have just mentioned Michigan
Speaker 1: and her name, like it's because of you, Jessica and
Speaker 1: Michigan plumb Pinto. You're plum Pinto and I'm actual school
Speaker 1: dance that we all forgot about. The song ends with
Speaker 1: them now face to face and the school's applauding. She
Speaker 1: wonders what he thought would happen, that he just walked
Speaker 1: back into her life and everything can be okay. He
Speaker 1: apologizes again, but she's not sold. She was humiliated, and
Speaker 1: then of course Libby from Starstruck and her cameraman walk in.
Speaker 1: What They ask Christopher if he was lying about Jessica,
Speaker 1: and he looks directly into her camera and admits he
Speaker 1: did lie. The truth is, Jessica understands him like no
Speaker 1: one else can, and he's crazy about her. He promises
Speaker 1: he's never gonna hurt her again and ask for her forgiveness.
Speaker 1: She shakes her head yes, and they go in for
Speaker 1: a kiss, but before they do, forever tainting the movie
Speaker 1: is problematic. Sarah cuts in. She wants to meet Christopher
Speaker 1: Wilde and is super weird about it. Then she fades
Speaker 1: because of course she's not at all jealous that her
Speaker 1: sister is now dating the guy she's been in love
Speaker 1: with forever. Christopher aske Jessica to go on a real date.
Speaker 1: She makes sure neither of them have to wear disguises,
Speaker 1: then accepts the invite. They put on some cool guys sunglasses,
Speaker 1: and I have one more dance, this time with Stubby
Speaker 1: on stage wrapping his heart out. We get our credits
Speaker 1: over the students going wild, and that's thankfully the end
Speaker 1: of our movies.
Speaker 2: Eighty one minutes, eight minutes.
Speaker 1: That's shows you how eighty one minutes can feel like
Speaker 1: an awfully long time. Sabrina, you get the five star
Speaker 1: reviews because we're going to do real reviews. Now, what
Speaker 1: do you got?
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm already stumped on this user name.
Speaker 1: Fazy cool Catspots, cool Cats, box Catbots, Cool Catbots Wow,
Speaker 1: I've been cool cat bots, cool cat.
Speaker 2: Cool cool cat boys. Oh, cool cat bots.
Speaker 1: I'd a cat baz, cool cat bas.
Speaker 2: All right, wild for wild. He's the Prince of twenty
Speaker 2: ten Disney, directly after King Troy Bolton. Something about the
Speaker 2: sunshine pave the way for music as we know it.
Speaker 2: As far as songs, this movie has a ton of
Speaker 2: iconic classics.
Speaker 1: Wow, name one, fight stars, cool cat's bots, name one.
Speaker 1: I have the one star review and this is from
Speaker 1: random Spontaneity. Okay, this is one of my favorite reviews.
Speaker 1: If you do visit Michigan, please do not let this
Speaker 1: piece of fail ruin your impression of us. We are,
Speaker 1: on the whole a generally nice and friendly group of people.
Speaker 1: I can guarantee you that none of us will treat
Speaker 1: you as terribly as the Michigan teens in this film
Speaker 1: treat each other. One star. Oh my, okay, Well, let's
Speaker 1: go to our favorite portion of the program right now,
Speaker 1: and it is our feature program, which is called a
Speaker 1: dormy enormy clever. I love it, very good title. So
Speaker 1: in Starstruck, Alexis Bender can't believe Christopher fell in love
Speaker 1: with someone who isn't famous. She says that only happens
Speaker 1: in movies, but that's just not true. It happens all
Speaker 1: the time. I mean, both of us married not famous normies.
Speaker 1: So we will be given a profession and we have
Speaker 1: to pick which celebrity married that normy? Can we just
Speaker 1: call the muggles? I don't like that word normy. Uh,
Speaker 1: but here we go. Who are we playing with today?
Speaker 7: You get Lisa Hey?
Speaker 1: All right? So number one, I guess we're gonna tell
Speaker 1: say what the profession is and then the people will
Speaker 1: see who married them. So number one an interior designer?
Speaker 1: Was that Don Johnson? B Joel McHale, see Robert de
Speaker 1: Niro or B Matt Damon? What do you got, Sabrina?
Speaker 2: D Matt Damon.
Speaker 1: I think Matt Damon married a bartender famously. So I
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna say B Joel.
Speaker 7: McHale in a weird way. You're kind of right, Will,
Speaker 7: but uh, Sabrina takes this. It is D Matt Damon
Speaker 7: Lucyanna Barossa and it says when they met, she actually
Speaker 7: was a bartender.
Speaker 1: Oh thank you, Yeah, okay, so that's the then that's wrong,
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. She was a bartender. That's the
Speaker 1: famous thing about him. He loved her for years, so
Speaker 1: I'm wrong. I'm counting that a win for me. One
Speaker 1: for me too. We both got that correct because if
Speaker 1: it said which one was married a bartender, I would
Speaker 1: have known exactly what it was. Fake question Number two
Speaker 1: the makeup artist A Patrick Dempsey, B Steve BUSCEMI, C
Speaker 1: John c Riley or D Keegan Michael Key. A Patrick
Speaker 1: Dempsey say D Keegan, Michael Key.
Speaker 7: Sabrina's on a role.
Speaker 1: It's a you know all these damn I don't know
Speaker 1: any of these. Number three jewelry designers at A and Hathaway, B,
Speaker 1: Margot Robbie, C, Emma Roberts or D Shania Twain.
Speaker 2: C Emma Roberts, C Ema Roberts.
Speaker 7: A and haf Adam Schulman.
Speaker 2: Okay, George, that's it.
Speaker 1: I have officially lost, Thank you exactly. Sabrina loves that.
Speaker 1: Number four of vet Tech. Is that A Jason Moraz,
Speaker 1: B Samuel L. Jackson, C. John Stewart or D. Wolf Blitzer.
Speaker 1: I don't think Jason raz is married?
Speaker 2: Is he? I have no idea.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, B.
Speaker 2: Samuel, I'm gonna go with that too. It is C.
Speaker 7: Mary Tracy McShane.
Speaker 1: Doctor Tracy McShane, doctor uh and see an art gallery
Speaker 1: curator is at A Warren Buffett see Christian Slater or
Speaker 1: B Christian Slater see Larry David or D. Jesse Eisenberg.
Speaker 2: B Christian Slater see Larry David.
Speaker 7: I have it as B, so that means Sabrina win
Speaker 7: you one.
Speaker 1: Congratulations. Wow, that's a big Do you have any Sabrina
Speaker 1: seas or do you just want to skip them?
Speaker 3: The only one that we didn't kind of cover, and
Speaker 3: it was more so like Sabrina's irritations.
Speaker 2: Is that we were doing today.
Speaker 3: My biggest thing is about this, and we talked about
Speaker 3: a lot of them, was the just not talking about
Speaker 3: things that happened the club, the this, the that the
Speaker 3: biggest one was the loss of a freaking awesome.
Speaker 1: Car, like nobody cared.
Speaker 3: First of all, the way it happened was so ridiculous,
Speaker 3: and they're all sudden was just this like sandpit or mud,
Speaker 3: and then they were like searching it, say.
Speaker 2: Was so stupid.
Speaker 3: But the fact that the car was gone, never returned,
Speaker 3: and never spoke about was the most ridiculous thing I
Speaker 3: think we have ever seen in a DCM like, I
Speaker 3: think that is right up there.
Speaker 2: And that's the last one. Oh no, sorry, they'll sorry.
Speaker 3: The last one was her sister and I talked about
Speaker 3: this earlier in the episode, her sister saying, now, let's
Speaker 3: get you pretty enough to be my sister to go
Speaker 3: to the dance. I would have been like you, I'm not.
Speaker 2: Going the dance.
Speaker 1: We didn't even remember we had.
Speaker 3: We didn't even First of all, I forgot about it.
Speaker 3: Second of all, like, no, I'm not going. Let's make
Speaker 3: me pretty enough. How about I'm prettier than you.
Speaker 2: So kicks Shelby.
Speaker 1: Or whatever your name is, Sarah, I think get out.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 2: Good.
Speaker 1: Well, now let's score our film. This should be fun.
Speaker 1: Our options for this week we're doing one out of ten.
Speaker 1: I'm not even make a joke out of it. The
Speaker 1: options for this week are confusing prom opinions one out
Speaker 1: of ten, unrelated beebers one out of ten, Hollywood handshakes
Speaker 1: one out of ten, Plump Pinto's awful doctor cars, guys
Speaker 1: with guitars at parties, Paparazzi's in the same van one
Speaker 1: out of ten, Harry Perry's one out of ten, Sad
Speaker 1: salad pokes, which sounds like a weird thing one out
Speaker 1: of ten Zach Posen's or one out of ten Stubbies,
Speaker 1: which also sounds like a weird sex thing.
Speaker 2: Sabrina, you pick, I'm gonna go with plumb pintos.
Speaker 1: You got it? I think I'm I go first this time.
Speaker 1: Let's just get this over with. I did not like
Speaker 1: this movie. Again. The acting was fine, it looked okay.
Speaker 1: This story was all over the place. It made no sense.
Speaker 1: I don't know what this movie was supposed to be
Speaker 1: or what it was supposed to be about. It wasn't
Speaker 1: really romantic. It wasn't really a comedy. It wasn't it
Speaker 1: wasn't really a musical. I don't know what this movie is.
Speaker 1: You can come at me all you want to. I
Speaker 1: will stand by this all day long. I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: this four point five plumb pintos. This movie was just
Speaker 1: all over the place. I didn't get it. And it's
Speaker 1: also we're coming off of two or three in a
Speaker 1: row that we really liked, so we can see what
Speaker 1: can be done so to go from. We've even seen
Speaker 1: a better version of this with Stuck in the Suburbs.
Speaker 1: I mean, you've seen this already seen this movie done better.
Speaker 1: So this was not a good movie. What do you got?
Speaker 3: This was a miss for me through and through and
Speaker 3: it frustrates me and I hate it because you know
Speaker 3: how much I love being bright and shiny on this podcast.
Speaker 2: This was a dull and dim day for Sabrain and Brian.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I'm sorry for those of the people that
Speaker 2: that actually loved this.
Speaker 3: I can literally I don't say this about many dcoms.
Speaker 3: I did not like it at all, and it hurts
Speaker 3: to do that. I'm going to give it for rest
Speaker 3: in peace plum pintos, because I yes, that never happens.
Speaker 3: I literally would never ever want to ever watch this again.
Speaker 3: I know, and it's completely I feel terrible being that
Speaker 3: strong feeling about it.
Speaker 2: But the holes were too big.
Speaker 3: There was nothing talked about this was, which made it
Speaker 3: just not real like it was.
Speaker 2: This is a real thing. I love this storyline.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 3: This idea of a celebrity finding not just a regular
Speaker 3: person totally up my alley, completely missed the mark for me.
Speaker 1: One hundred percent agree with you. All right, Well, thank
Speaker 1: you everybody for joining us. Our next movie is putting
Speaker 1: us back in the saddle and hopefully back on Track.
Speaker 1: It's two thousands horse riding drama ready to run. It's
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Speaker 1: and subscribe to make sure every new episodes end up
Speaker 1: in your library. Who It was a rough ending the way,
Speaker 1: It was a rough beginning the rate, It was a
Speaker 1: rough middle. It was a rough movie. But thanks everybody.
Speaker 1: By the way, send all your hate to Sabrina Bryan.
Speaker 1: She loves to read it. I hate it, don't do it.
Speaker 2: By bye, everybody,