1 00:00:00,560 --> 00:00:03,760 Speaker 1: Welcome to Stuff You Missed in History Class from how 2 00:00:03,800 --> 00:00:14,200 Speaker 1: Stuff Works dot com. Hello, and welcome to the podcast. 3 00:00:14,360 --> 00:00:18,080 Speaker 1: I'm Katie Lambert and I'm Sarah Downy and Katie, here's 4 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:20,680 Speaker 1: a tip in case you're ever trying to seize the 5 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:22,480 Speaker 1: Crown of England or I guess if it's on my 6 00:00:22,600 --> 00:00:24,200 Speaker 1: to do list, if you were trying to seize it 7 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:29,600 Speaker 1: several hundred years ago. The Plantagenets are really really not 8 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:32,640 Speaker 1: okay with each other. They fight all the time, and 9 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:35,040 Speaker 1: it's not too hard to set them off well. And 10 00:00:35,080 --> 00:00:37,920 Speaker 1: we've seen this so many times. In our Eleanor of 11 00:00:37,960 --> 00:00:42,280 Speaker 1: Aquitaine episode, we've got wife against husband, son against father, 12 00:00:42,479 --> 00:00:45,680 Speaker 1: and brother against brother. And in our more recent episode 13 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:48,840 Speaker 1: on Eleanor's son, Richard the Lion Heart, there's more brother 14 00:00:48,920 --> 00:00:54,280 Speaker 1: against brother followed by some begging and pleading and patronizing forgiveness. Yeah, 15 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:57,280 Speaker 1: I would say that it's definitely a trait of the family, 16 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:01,320 Speaker 1: and it's a useful trait for a would be trader. 17 00:01:01,880 --> 00:01:03,960 Speaker 1: And in this episode we're gonna be talking about one 18 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:08,000 Speaker 1: of those traders, in particular, Roger Mortimer and his abuse 19 00:01:08,280 --> 00:01:12,160 Speaker 1: of the Plantagenet's greatest weakness, plus his superb battle skills 20 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:16,880 Speaker 1: end up earning him a brief dictatorship in England. And 21 00:01:17,080 --> 00:01:18,800 Speaker 1: some people call it the Age of Treason, if that 22 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:21,680 Speaker 1: is an idea, how it's gonna go. Not quite as 23 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:24,600 Speaker 1: good as the Age of Reason. But what makes him 24 00:01:24,760 --> 00:01:27,600 Speaker 1: the greatest trader? That's what we're going to talk about today. 25 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:31,600 Speaker 1: So who is Roger Mortimer. He's the descendant of Norman 26 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:34,480 Speaker 1: Knights who came over with William the Conqueror. But he 27 00:01:34,560 --> 00:01:36,720 Speaker 1: was born in twelve eighties seven during the reign of 28 00:01:36,880 --> 00:01:40,119 Speaker 1: Edward the First of England. I think Edward has possibly 29 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:45,440 Speaker 1: the best king's nickname ever, Edward Longship Love. That's really good. 30 00:01:45,800 --> 00:01:49,520 Speaker 1: So the Mortimers are really close to Edward, the first 31 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:52,440 Speaker 1: in the royal family. Roger's grandfather is a good friend 32 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:55,680 Speaker 1: of the kings and a close ally, and Roger's mother 33 00:01:55,800 --> 00:01:59,240 Speaker 1: is a relative of the Queen. So so the Mortimers 34 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:01,280 Speaker 1: in the crow Own are pretty tight with each other. 35 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:04,400 Speaker 1: And they're also quite wealthy, which is a nice combination. 36 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:08,919 Speaker 1: At age fourteen, Roger Mary's and that combines his very 37 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:13,280 Speaker 1: extensive lands with those of another rich girl, Joan Genville, 38 00:02:13,360 --> 00:02:17,720 Speaker 1: and they formed this super estate on the English Welsh border, 39 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:21,520 Speaker 1: and in thirteen o four, Roger's father is killed in battle, 40 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:25,960 Speaker 1: and even though Roger is seventeen, married and has several children, 41 00:02:26,200 --> 00:02:29,799 Speaker 1: he becomes the ward of a royal favorite, Pierce Gaveston, 42 00:02:29,880 --> 00:02:32,560 Speaker 1: which I just think that's so strange that you're not 43 00:02:33,240 --> 00:02:36,720 Speaker 1: quite of age yet even though you're all fighting, you're married, 44 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:38,799 Speaker 1: you have kids. Yeah. I don't know what the criteria. 45 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:43,359 Speaker 1: I guess it's just a patronage system. But anyways, Roger 46 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:47,359 Speaker 1: goes about building up quite a reputation for a medieval baron, 47 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:51,680 Speaker 1: at least soldiering and adding lands to his already extensive 48 00:02:51,760 --> 00:02:55,760 Speaker 1: holdings and fighting, and according to Ian Mortimer, who is 49 00:02:56,280 --> 00:03:00,720 Speaker 1: a biographer of Rogers but no relation um, Roger becomes 50 00:03:00,760 --> 00:03:03,560 Speaker 1: one of the most experienced soldiers of his age, with 51 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:07,080 Speaker 1: a particular penchant for the joust. So I think we 52 00:03:07,160 --> 00:03:10,280 Speaker 1: have a pretty good picture of Roger going into this episode, 53 00:03:10,560 --> 00:03:14,000 Speaker 1: but we have some changes at the top. In the meantime, 54 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:17,040 Speaker 1: we've gotten a new king. In thirteen oh seven, Long 55 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:20,960 Speaker 1: Shanks dies and his son Edward the Second takes the throne, 56 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:24,560 Speaker 1: and he looks like a king. According to contemporary accounts, 57 00:03:24,560 --> 00:03:27,679 Speaker 1: he's very handsome and very tall, but he's also very 58 00:03:27,680 --> 00:03:31,120 Speaker 1: weak and very easy to manipulate. And luckily we have 59 00:03:31,280 --> 00:03:34,800 Speaker 1: a manipulator ready in the wings, Pierce Gaveston, who is 60 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:38,080 Speaker 1: a friend of Edward the seconds and possibly now his lover, 61 00:03:38,640 --> 00:03:42,720 Speaker 1: and the politics of this relationship get very nasty. Edward 62 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:46,880 Speaker 1: pours favors on Gaveston, land, money, titles, he even gives 63 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:49,960 Speaker 1: him the regency when he travels abroad to marry Isabella 64 00:03:50,040 --> 00:03:54,280 Speaker 1: of France. But unsurprisingly, because barons don't like anything, the 65 00:03:54,320 --> 00:03:58,240 Speaker 1: baron's don't like this, and in thirteen eleven, a twenty 66 00:03:58,280 --> 00:04:01,960 Speaker 1: one member baronial committee draw a document called the Ordinances 67 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:05,720 Speaker 1: demanding that Edward relinquished some of his powers and Gaveston 68 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:08,280 Speaker 1: be banished. Getting throw that in there, Yeah, So Edward 69 00:04:08,560 --> 00:04:11,800 Speaker 1: makes like he'll do it. He banishes Gaveston and then 70 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:14,880 Speaker 1: allows him to come back, and the barons aren't going 71 00:04:14,920 --> 00:04:17,200 Speaker 1: to play that way there, and they're not gonna have 72 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:22,320 Speaker 1: sort of a half concession to the man, so they 73 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:26,560 Speaker 1: seize Gaveston and they execute him. So that's one possible 74 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:30,360 Speaker 1: lover down for Edward the second already. But Edward just 75 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:33,960 Speaker 1: doesn't take the hint that maybe he at least needs 76 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,120 Speaker 1: to play it cool with his favorites a little bit. 77 00:04:36,160 --> 00:04:38,960 Speaker 1: He takes a new favorite, this time Hugh Dispenser, and 78 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:43,120 Speaker 1: he has pretty impressive connections of his own too. He's 79 00:04:43,160 --> 00:04:46,760 Speaker 1: married to Eleanor Declare and she happens to be edward 80 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:50,480 Speaker 1: The first granddaughter, so more royal connections there. And after 81 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:54,280 Speaker 1: hooking up with the king, Hugh Dispenser starts to add 82 00:04:54,279 --> 00:04:57,240 Speaker 1: to his land and influence, of course, getting all sorts 83 00:04:57,240 --> 00:05:01,440 Speaker 1: of favors. Meanwhile, Edward is losing his own influence. He's 84 00:05:01,480 --> 00:05:04,640 Speaker 1: defeated in thirteen fourteen by Robert the Bruce. And if 85 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:08,000 Speaker 1: you're trying to place this in your mental timeline, this 86 00:05:08,080 --> 00:05:10,440 Speaker 1: is around the Brave Heart period, and it looks like 87 00:05:10,520 --> 00:05:14,960 Speaker 1: Scotland will be free, but he's got bigger problems than 88 00:05:15,200 --> 00:05:17,920 Speaker 1: than just Robert the Bruce. It looks like the barons 89 00:05:17,960 --> 00:05:21,760 Speaker 1: are at it again, but not Mortimer, right, because Mortimer 90 00:05:21,839 --> 00:05:24,760 Speaker 1: is a good ally to the throne. He's he's got 91 00:05:24,839 --> 00:05:28,400 Speaker 1: all these old connections, right. No, no, Sarah, not any 92 00:05:28,440 --> 00:05:32,960 Speaker 1: more anymore, because he really doesn't like Hugh Dispenser. And 93 00:05:33,040 --> 00:05:36,960 Speaker 1: in fact, the Dispenser's land backs up to the Mortimer's lands. 94 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:39,680 Speaker 1: And of course during this time, as we've seen so 95 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:43,000 Speaker 1: many times, it is all about land. So they're like 96 00:05:43,040 --> 00:05:46,160 Speaker 1: the hat Fields and McCoy's of old England. Yeah, just 97 00:05:46,360 --> 00:05:49,600 Speaker 1: feuding and not getting along at all. So when Hughes 98 00:05:49,600 --> 00:05:52,279 Speaker 1: starts to get a little pushy and trying to move 99 00:05:52,320 --> 00:05:56,760 Speaker 1: into South Wales and Mortimer's territory, Roger Mortimer decides that 100 00:05:56,920 --> 00:05:59,920 Speaker 1: he would rather defend his own interests, the interests of 101 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:03,480 Speaker 1: his family, the interests of his land, rather than support 102 00:06:03,600 --> 00:06:07,000 Speaker 1: his king. So he joins the earls of Hereford, Lancaster 103 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:10,839 Speaker 1: and Pembroke, who are also sort of auntsy with Edward 104 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:13,839 Speaker 1: the Second giving out all his favors and all that. 105 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:18,960 Speaker 1: So they all join in rebellion, and they have another 106 00:06:19,080 --> 00:06:22,360 Speaker 1: really good name toys here. They call themselves the Contrariants, 107 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:27,440 Speaker 1: And in August they march to London and make Edward 108 00:06:27,440 --> 00:06:30,160 Speaker 1: banish some of the favorites. And that sounds really familiar. 109 00:06:30,279 --> 00:06:32,719 Speaker 1: Does sounds familiar because it's exactly what happened just a 110 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:37,800 Speaker 1: few years earlier with Peers. But Edward isn't isn't willing 111 00:06:37,880 --> 00:06:41,200 Speaker 1: to just you know, get bossed around by the barons, 112 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:44,880 Speaker 1: so he rounds up an army, uh the Royal Army 113 00:06:44,880 --> 00:06:49,040 Speaker 1: plus the dispensers obviously, and marches to confront the contrariants, 114 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:54,159 Speaker 1: but rogers allies leave him, so he's stuck there alone, 115 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:59,200 Speaker 1: and he asked to surrender to Edward. January. Mortimer goes 116 00:06:59,279 --> 00:07:01,480 Speaker 1: to the Tow war for two years, and if you 117 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:04,279 Speaker 1: think that's the end of our great rebellion, it is not. 118 00:07:04,839 --> 00:07:08,440 Speaker 1: He drugs his jailer's escapes his cell uses a chimney 119 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:11,080 Speaker 1: to shimmy out of the tower and crosses the Thames 120 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:14,080 Speaker 1: in a boat that's waiting for him, and from there 121 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:17,480 Speaker 1: it's off to Dover and France. Because of course the 122 00:07:17,520 --> 00:07:20,600 Speaker 1: French King, Charles the fourth is no friend of Edwards. 123 00:07:20,600 --> 00:07:23,720 Speaker 1: So welcome enemy of my enemy, I was saying to 124 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:27,280 Speaker 1: Sarah earlier. Red Rover, red rover, Mortimer, come over. So 125 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:31,480 Speaker 1: we have Mortimer at the French court in exile, living 126 00:07:31,680 --> 00:07:36,280 Speaker 1: pretty nicely, pretty comfortably. Guess who joins the French court 127 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:41,200 Speaker 1: a year later Isabella, who is Edward's wife, along with 128 00:07:41,520 --> 00:07:43,760 Speaker 1: her son and heir, also named Edward. This we can 129 00:07:43,800 --> 00:07:46,480 Speaker 1: get kind of confusing. There are three Edwards, Edward the first, 130 00:07:46,520 --> 00:07:49,400 Speaker 1: second and third. Edward. The first is already did Edward 131 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:53,840 Speaker 1: the verse is out of this podcast. So Isabella and 132 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:56,680 Speaker 1: her son Edward arrive at the French court, and that's 133 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:59,800 Speaker 1: because Isabella is paying a diplomatic visit to her brother, 134 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:02,320 Speaker 1: who is the King of France, trying to sort of 135 00:08:02,320 --> 00:08:05,360 Speaker 1: work out a deal between her brother and her husband 136 00:08:05,480 --> 00:08:10,080 Speaker 1: over French Land disputes. And she's successful. She she does 137 00:08:10,120 --> 00:08:14,320 Speaker 1: the job, she protects the English interests. But then she 138 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:18,000 Speaker 1: doesn't go home because of course she's scared that Hugh 139 00:08:18,080 --> 00:08:21,760 Speaker 1: Dispenser wants her dead. And it's not a far fetched 140 00:08:21,880 --> 00:08:26,080 Speaker 1: idea because since marrying Edward the Second at age twelve, 141 00:08:26,360 --> 00:08:30,080 Speaker 1: she's been very seriously sidelined, even for a medieval queen. 142 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:34,079 Speaker 1: Sarah was saying earlier, since day one, literally almost since 143 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:36,960 Speaker 1: day one, Pierce Gaveston got all her wedding gifts. So 144 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:40,280 Speaker 1: when her father, the King of France, lavishes presence on 145 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:45,000 Speaker 1: this international marriage, instead of really to Pierce taking those home, yeah, 146 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:48,400 Speaker 1: Pierce gets them all, and um, some of her husband's 147 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:52,800 Speaker 1: other favorites end up taking her English land. So she's 148 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:57,640 Speaker 1: being really majorly neglected by her husband and abused by 149 00:08:57,679 --> 00:09:01,240 Speaker 1: his supporters. And when she's with her fourth child, she 150 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:04,839 Speaker 1: even briefly convinces Edward to exile Hugh and his father, 151 00:09:05,200 --> 00:09:07,880 Speaker 1: only to have them called back to England a year later. 152 00:09:07,920 --> 00:09:11,000 Speaker 1: So she's she certainly knows that Hugh is no longer 153 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:13,440 Speaker 1: a friend of hers, not that he ever was well. 154 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:16,080 Speaker 1: And another reason she doesn't want to go back is 155 00:09:16,240 --> 00:09:19,400 Speaker 1: she has a new boyfriend. Perhaps you've heard of him, 156 00:09:19,400 --> 00:09:23,240 Speaker 1: the exiled Roger Mortimer, and maybe they've bonded over their 157 00:09:23,240 --> 00:09:27,920 Speaker 1: shared hat. But they become lovers and start to plan 158 00:09:27,960 --> 00:09:32,280 Speaker 1: a rebellion, and remember that they're in possession of Edwards heir, 159 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:36,440 Speaker 1: who's a young teenager at the time. So in thirteen 160 00:09:36,520 --> 00:09:40,640 Speaker 1: twenty six they formed an army Mortimer and Isabella and 161 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:44,560 Speaker 1: they crossed the Channel and surprised the Dispensers in England, 162 00:09:45,120 --> 00:09:48,120 Speaker 1: and from there the tides turned pretty quickly for this 163 00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:53,600 Speaker 1: long favored family. Dispenser's father, also named Hugh Dispenser, is 164 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:58,720 Speaker 1: hanged and beheaded. Hugh does. It's grizzly, It's very grizzly. 165 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:03,240 Speaker 1: He is dry behind four horses. He is hanged and 166 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:06,720 Speaker 1: cut down. Just before death, he's tied to a ladder 167 00:10:07,240 --> 00:10:11,160 Speaker 1: and his genitals are mutilated, and then while he's still alive, 168 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:14,400 Speaker 1: his abdomen is cut open and his end trails are 169 00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:16,920 Speaker 1: cut out. Then I mean he's got to be done 170 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:20,040 Speaker 1: point because his heart is cut out next, and then 171 00:10:20,520 --> 00:10:22,840 Speaker 1: his head is chopped off and then he's quartered, So 172 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:28,079 Speaker 1: I would call that over killed. They really didn't like him. 173 00:10:28,160 --> 00:10:32,720 Speaker 1: Hugh Dispenser was super unpopular. So one month after routing 174 00:10:32,800 --> 00:10:36,400 Speaker 1: the Dispensers, the defenseless and abandoned Edward the Second is 175 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:39,480 Speaker 1: captured in South Wales. So what are we gonna do 176 00:10:39,679 --> 00:10:43,000 Speaker 1: with the king? Well, Edward the Second is forced to 177 00:10:43,040 --> 00:10:46,760 Speaker 1: abdicate in favor of his son, and technically Edward the 178 00:10:46,840 --> 00:10:50,000 Speaker 1: Third as he is, is king now, but he's a 179 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:53,000 Speaker 1: young teen and supposedly he can't even hold the crown 180 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:56,800 Speaker 1: up at his own coronation, And in reality it's really 181 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:59,960 Speaker 1: Mortimer ruling with Isabella. He's just Edward the Third ist, 182 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:03,080 Speaker 1: just a puppet. And they last for nearly four years, 183 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:06,640 Speaker 1: giving out titles and lands to friends and favorites because 184 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:09,679 Speaker 1: that went so well all of the other times. Yeah, 185 00:11:09,720 --> 00:11:12,600 Speaker 1: and the deposed king is whisked off to a Mortimer 186 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:16,880 Speaker 1: family members castle. It's called the Berkeley Castle, and it's 187 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:19,760 Speaker 1: theory that he's believed to have been murdered and this 188 00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:22,760 Speaker 1: is also really grizzly. Sorry to be the gross out 189 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:26,560 Speaker 1: episode here, but chronicles later recount that the murder is 190 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:30,319 Speaker 1: done by a red hot poker up the anus, although 191 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:33,280 Speaker 1: that recent Mortimer book that I mentioned suggests that this 192 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:37,920 Speaker 1: theory is probably wrong. It's probably just been something that's 193 00:11:37,920 --> 00:11:41,679 Speaker 1: wrong and passed down through histories and passed down through chronicles. 194 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:44,439 Speaker 1: Maybe it was invented by the supporters of Edward the Second, 195 00:11:44,440 --> 00:11:46,680 Speaker 1: people who wanted to to make him out to be 196 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:50,280 Speaker 1: something of, you know, something of a martyr, although I 197 00:11:50,320 --> 00:11:54,040 Speaker 1: don't know why you would want your martyr dying such terrible, 198 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:58,240 Speaker 1: terrible death. But another fairly recent theory is that Edward 199 00:11:58,320 --> 00:12:00,719 Speaker 1: wasn't killed at all, and that maybe he lived for 200 00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:05,520 Speaker 1: decades in obscurity or prison and who knows, but for 201 00:12:05,559 --> 00:12:08,480 Speaker 1: our story, he's out of the picture. People always like 202 00:12:08,559 --> 00:12:13,520 Speaker 1: to believe that they're deposed kings are somewhere than kingly lives. 203 00:12:13,559 --> 00:12:16,400 Speaker 1: But the barons are not pleased with Mortimer's takeover and 204 00:12:16,559 --> 00:12:20,000 Speaker 1: his behavior. They think he's very greedy and arrogant. He 205 00:12:20,080 --> 00:12:24,720 Speaker 1: has unpopular policies regarding Scotland. Everyone hates him. As Sarah 206 00:12:24,720 --> 00:12:27,880 Speaker 1: wrote in her outline, and knowing full well the kind 207 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:30,920 Speaker 1: of stunts that Trader's poll, after all, he had Edward 208 00:12:30,960 --> 00:12:34,240 Speaker 1: the Second killed. He keeps a bodyguard at all times 209 00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:37,560 Speaker 1: and watches his back. But you would think that he, 210 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:40,640 Speaker 1: because he is so unpopular, would try to make nice 211 00:12:40,800 --> 00:12:44,000 Speaker 1: tone things down a little at And in thirteen thirty 212 00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:47,360 Speaker 1: he orders the execution of Edmund, Earl of Kent, who 213 00:12:47,440 --> 00:12:51,120 Speaker 1: is Edward's uncle and very popular. So a lot of 214 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:54,000 Speaker 1: the barons take this as a sign that he's starting 215 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:57,959 Speaker 1: to neutralize the royal family and that maybe he's about 216 00:12:57,960 --> 00:13:01,520 Speaker 1: to go for the crown himself. So the Earl of Lancaster, 217 00:13:01,640 --> 00:13:05,120 Speaker 1: who used to be Mortimer's ally, remember, and a few 218 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:08,880 Speaker 1: other barons encourage Edward the Third, who has grown up 219 00:13:08,920 --> 00:13:11,280 Speaker 1: in the meantime, of course, from a young teen to 220 00:13:11,600 --> 00:13:14,880 Speaker 1: a young man. They encourage him to fight for his 221 00:13:15,040 --> 00:13:19,240 Speaker 1: rights as king, and he's seventeen by now. He's ready 222 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:22,400 Speaker 1: to be unshackled, ready to stop being this sort of 223 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:25,679 Speaker 1: embarrassing puppet king, and ready to claim his real crown. 224 00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:29,559 Speaker 1: So when the royal household is at residence in Nottingham 225 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:32,960 Speaker 1: Castle in October th thirty, he makes his move. He 226 00:13:33,120 --> 00:13:36,640 Speaker 1: gets together a gang of supporters, and they sneak in 227 00:13:36,679 --> 00:13:39,640 Speaker 1: to the castle, led by a couple members of household, 228 00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:42,000 Speaker 1: and they have a tunnel. They have a tunnel because 229 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:44,600 Speaker 1: of course Mortimer has this bodyguard, so you can't just 230 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:47,480 Speaker 1: face him up front. They go through a tunnel which 231 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:52,160 Speaker 1: is actually still called Mortimer's Hole, and they catch Roger 232 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:55,960 Speaker 1: and Isabella in her bedroom and from there Rogers arrested, 233 00:13:56,160 --> 00:13:59,800 Speaker 1: taken to the tower, and quickly sentenced to death without 234 00:13:59,800 --> 00:14:04,319 Speaker 1: a rile. He's executed November twenty nine, thirteen thirty in Tyburn, 235 00:14:04,440 --> 00:14:08,400 Speaker 1: and he's stripped and hanged, which wasn't a nobleman's death. 236 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:12,160 Speaker 1: Oh gosh, it doesn't sound as bad as few dispenser exactly, 237 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:15,240 Speaker 1: I'd rather have anything but that. And the executioner reads 238 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:19,640 Speaker 1: Psalm fifty two. The tongue devises mischiefs like a sharp razor, 239 00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:22,840 Speaker 1: working deceitfully. You love evil more than good, and lies 240 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:26,320 Speaker 1: more than honesty. And his own son, Jeffrey, calls him 241 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:31,160 Speaker 1: the King of Folly. So that's it for our greatest trader. 242 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:33,440 Speaker 1: But we have to catch up with Edward the third 243 00:14:33,520 --> 00:14:36,720 Speaker 1: two and and certainly wonder what does he do to 244 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:39,840 Speaker 1: his mother, because she's certainly implicated in all of this. 245 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:43,400 Speaker 1: But on the other hand, maybe he could partially understand 246 00:14:43,400 --> 00:14:47,040 Speaker 1: how wrong she had been, So Edward the Third must 247 00:14:47,040 --> 00:14:49,120 Speaker 1: have been okay with her to a certain extent. He 248 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:52,200 Speaker 1: allows her to retire into the country, just sort of 249 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:55,760 Speaker 1: politely ignoring the fact that she was lovers with the 250 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:58,720 Speaker 1: trader who killed his father. And she lives in the 251 00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:01,880 Speaker 1: country for three deck it. She's got plenty of money, 252 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:06,960 Speaker 1: she's got her titles, She's the Queen Dowager in every sense. 253 00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:10,120 Speaker 1: And he comes into his own and works to make 254 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:13,960 Speaker 1: England powerful again. His reign kicks off the Hundred Years 255 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:18,080 Speaker 1: War with France and also indirectly the Wars of the Roses, 256 00:15:18,200 --> 00:15:21,840 Speaker 1: as the descendants of his seven sons and five daughters 257 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:25,960 Speaker 1: duke it out for generations starting in the fifteenth century. 258 00:15:26,360 --> 00:15:30,400 Speaker 1: So that's it for this brief age of treason. And 259 00:15:31,240 --> 00:15:33,960 Speaker 1: I think it's interesting the last rebellion we talked about 260 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,680 Speaker 1: the Chung Sisters that lasted about three years too. I 261 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:40,440 Speaker 1: guess that's the going rate for your for your average rebellion, 262 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:45,720 Speaker 1: but this is far gorrier than ours. So while I 263 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:48,280 Speaker 1: was researching this podcast, I actually spent a little time 264 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:52,520 Speaker 1: on the Berkeley Castle's website, which is still existent. It's 265 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,560 Speaker 1: nice and six stuff and they host weddings and private events. 266 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:59,240 Speaker 1: But I think it is funny they mentioned pretty early 267 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:03,040 Speaker 1: on in their website literature that it is the death 268 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:05,920 Speaker 1: side of Edward the Second. But it must have been 269 00:16:05,920 --> 00:16:08,840 Speaker 1: a nice alternative to reading about all this gross stuff. 270 00:16:08,840 --> 00:16:10,800 Speaker 1: To look at a castle. 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