WEBVTT - STBYM Halftober Monsterfest Playlist, Episode 9: Mindflayers

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Stuff to Blow your Mind from How Stuff

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<v Speaker 1>Works dot Com. A form slightly larger than Drifts, but

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<v Speaker 1>obviously humanoid, drifted around a nearby stalactite. Drifts kicked off

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<v Speaker 1>a stone to propel himself at it, drawing his other

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<v Speaker 1>scimitar as he went. He knew his peril a moment later,

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<v Speaker 1>for his enemy's head resembled a four tentacles octopus. Drifts

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<v Speaker 1>had never actually viewed such a creature before, but he

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<v Speaker 1>knew what it was. An ill apant, a mind flare,

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<v Speaker 1>the most evil and most feared monster in all of

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<v Speaker 1>the under dark. Hey, welcome to Stuff to Blow your mind.

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<v Speaker 1>My name is Robert Lamb, and my name is Christian Sager,

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<v Speaker 1>and today we're talking about mind flares. That's right, you

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<v Speaker 1>get from that quote mind flares. For those of you

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<v Speaker 1>who aren't aware, we're really diving down the geek well

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<v Speaker 1>today to get a monster that we both love and

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<v Speaker 1>grew up with. But this is a creature that was

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<v Speaker 1>originally created for dungeons and dragons, right, Yeah. It also

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<v Speaker 1>has a long history that I'm just learning about in

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<v Speaker 1>the Final Fantasy games. And I imagine other other properties

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<v Speaker 1>as well. That that that's that were inspired by especially

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<v Speaker 1>early dungeons and dragons. Yeah. But so we're not just

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<v Speaker 1>talking about this because we're into geeky stuff, right, not

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<v Speaker 1>not that's like, yeah, we're using the mind flare as

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<v Speaker 1>a jumping off point to look at some really interesting

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<v Speaker 1>science both in biology but also a little bit in

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<v Speaker 1>technology today in the same way that drifts our hero

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<v Speaker 1>in the opening narration used that the stalactite as a springboard. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>So that was a quote from R. A. Salvatores Exile,

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<v Speaker 1>which is part of the Dark Elf trilogy. It's actually

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<v Speaker 1>booked two in the Dark Elf trilogy. Uh, you may

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<v Speaker 1>be familiar with this. If you're not, I'll give you

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<v Speaker 1>a quick primer. These are dungeons and Dragons based novels, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>set in the Forgotten Realm setting, based around this character,

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<v Speaker 1>dritzto Arden that is pretty popular with that crowd and

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<v Speaker 1>still still part of the property the board games that

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<v Speaker 1>come out. He's He's mentioned in the materials for the

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<v Speaker 1>Big Current under Dark campaign. I'm pretty sure they're still

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<v Speaker 1>coming out with novels with him in it too. Um,

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<v Speaker 1>and these I have a fondness for these novels because

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<v Speaker 1>they were like my way to wind down my brain

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<v Speaker 1>after doing too much research, either when I was in

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<v Speaker 1>graduate school or sometimes from podcasting. So I've read. I

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<v Speaker 1>want to say, there's like these books, and I've probably

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<v Speaker 1>read three quarters of them. Uh. Mostly I refer to

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<v Speaker 1>them as sword porn because there's just like whole sections,

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<v Speaker 1>like pages and pages where it's just describing like the

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<v Speaker 1>ways in which he moves his swords. I mean just

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<v Speaker 1>in this one paragraph alone, like they've had to mention

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<v Speaker 1>like the way he drew a scimitar and everything. But

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<v Speaker 1>mind flares are like the primary antagonist in this specific book.

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<v Speaker 1>So I pulled that quote and then there's another one

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<v Speaker 1>later on where I think that this contributed to the

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<v Speaker 1>lore surrounding them, so you know, we'll refer back to it. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So see, we're using this this creature, this wondrous creature,

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<v Speaker 1>as as as an opportunity to discuss some some science,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're using science as a way to explain some

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<v Speaker 1>of the more fantastic aspects of this fictional monster. It's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of relationship we come back to time and time again, because,

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<v Speaker 1>as I like to say, no matter how fantastic, how

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<v Speaker 1>crazy the imagined monster is, you can you can almost

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<v Speaker 1>count on nature to have equal or surpassed it in weirdness. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's that's exactly what's so wonderful about using this for

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<v Speaker 1>an episode of the show. And I'd like to point

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<v Speaker 1>out that this is actually connected to two other things

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<v Speaker 1>that we do on Stuff to All Your Mind. The

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<v Speaker 1>first is obviously Robert's Monster Science that he's been working

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<v Speaker 1>on for years. If you go to stuff to Blow

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<v Speaker 1>your Mind dot com, there are I dare say a

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<v Speaker 1>hundred maybe monster science posts like you've covered almost every

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<v Speaker 1>monster in existence. Um well, well I wouldn't go that

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<v Speaker 1>far because they're pretty inexhaustible, but um yeah, the monster

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<v Speaker 1>the Monster of the Week post kind of like the

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<v Speaker 1>monster Science versions. And then there's the video series Monster

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<v Speaker 1>Science as well, which you can find there or you

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<v Speaker 1>can find while all the videos are on our Facebook

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<v Speaker 1>and our YouTube channel as well. Uh. But also you

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<v Speaker 1>and Joe are doing an episode coordinated with this that's

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<v Speaker 1>about mind control. Yeah. It's gonna be titled what Mind

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<v Speaker 1>Control feels Like, and it should be the episode that

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<v Speaker 1>follows this. I think this episode right here is coming

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<v Speaker 1>out on a Thursday, and the kind of the following one,

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<v Speaker 1>the mind Control episode, come out on who stay. But

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<v Speaker 1>it'll all come together, So brace yourselves, everybody. We're we're

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<v Speaker 1>really getting into it with minds, brains and actual brain

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<v Speaker 1>eating today. Yeah, because one of the things about the

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<v Speaker 1>mind flares, if you're not familiar and if you're not

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<v Speaker 1>familiar at all with the mind flares, just bear with us.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll get to the real science as well. But they

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<v Speaker 1>are not only these these octopus headed, purple fleshed evil

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<v Speaker 1>doers that live in the under dark, this vast subterranean

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<v Speaker 1>realm in the Dungeons and Dragons world. They are also

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<v Speaker 1>psychic or psionically gifted creatures that are able to just

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<v Speaker 1>dominate people left and right with their amazing psychic powers,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, throwing mind blasts all over the dungeon, just

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<v Speaker 1>really wreaking havoc. But that is their primary power, and

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<v Speaker 1>their finishing move is to grab ahold of you with

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<v Speaker 1>their tentacle mouths and suck your brain right out of

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<v Speaker 1>your head. It's like, uh, total kill, like instant kill.

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<v Speaker 1>I think if you get uh grappled by a mind

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<v Speaker 1>flare by the head or whatever. You know. They actually

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<v Speaker 1>not to skip too far ahead into their anatomy, but

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<v Speaker 1>they're generally represented as having um just four digits on

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<v Speaker 1>their hand, so they have three knuckles. And I was

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<v Speaker 1>thinking the other day, this would be perfect for a

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<v Speaker 1>t p K tattoo from my Flair or Total Party Kill.

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<v Speaker 1>That's you're like your thug mind flare, I like it,

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<v Speaker 1>I like But for those of you not from with

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<v Speaker 1>the game Total Party Killers, when the creatures in the

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<v Speaker 1>game were more specifically, the dungeon Master kills off the

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<v Speaker 1>entire party with a Generally, generally this occurs because the

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<v Speaker 1>encounter is not mathematically calibrated exactly. So yeah, so we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna use these as a jumping off point. And you

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<v Speaker 1>guys are probably saying to yourselves right now, like, WHOA, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>this isn't what I signed up for. Just bear with us,

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<v Speaker 1>because the thing about mind flares in particular that is

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<v Speaker 1>really useful for stuff to blow your mind is they

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<v Speaker 1>were created for this game, and then it's been a

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<v Speaker 1>good almost forty years that people have been working on them,

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<v Speaker 1>whether it's in these novels that I mentioned earlier, or

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<v Speaker 1>for rule books or for video games or whatever. It's

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<v Speaker 1>it's kind of like Star Wars creatures. They've had like

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<v Speaker 1>more and more tagged onto their uh, fictional biology and

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<v Speaker 1>culture and philosophy over the years, to the point that

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<v Speaker 1>it's like it's this fleshed out world, you know, and

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's really fascinating what multiple people brought to the

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<v Speaker 1>table with it and how that then subsequently translates because

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<v Speaker 1>they were obviously inspired by you know, creatures from real

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<v Speaker 1>life or or philosophy in different cultures. Oh yeah, indeed.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, and in so many cases, either the people

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<v Speaker 1>adding to the the mythos so say, the mind flares,

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<v Speaker 1>they either were directly inspired by natural world organisms or

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<v Speaker 1>they're just weird creativity managed to to parallel actual natural

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<v Speaker 1>world weird. That's the like somebody needs to do a

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<v Speaker 1>like a history of the mind flare creation book where

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<v Speaker 1>they like talk to all these people, because in front

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<v Speaker 1>of us here in the studio right now is Volo's

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<v Speaker 1>Guide to Monsters, and it has a pretty comprehensive, like

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<v Speaker 1>what almost ten page section on mind flares, more more,

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<v Speaker 1>I dare say, than real world encyclopedias have on some

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<v Speaker 1>of the real world animals we're going to talk about

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<v Speaker 1>in today's episode. But it's really impressive and I would

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<v Speaker 1>love to see how all these pieces came together. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and I just came out by the way of anyone

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<v Speaker 1>out there is interested, Uh just can't just published now.

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<v Speaker 1>In terms of what we're not going to attempt to

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<v Speaker 1>do what we just mentioned here, We're not going to actually,

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<v Speaker 1>uh you know, go piece by piece through the generation

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<v Speaker 1>of the mind Flare, but we will just touch on

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<v Speaker 1>its origins, which go back to Gary Gygax himself, the

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<v Speaker 1>creator of Dungeons and Dragons. Indeed, he is the guy.

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<v Speaker 1>He's the guy who started the whole thing, and you've

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<v Speaker 1>got a nice quote from him here, specifically about mind flares. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he said, quoth the mind Flare I made up out

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<v Speaker 1>of whole cloth using my imagination, but inspired by the

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<v Speaker 1>cover of Brian Lumley's novel in paperback edition, The Burrowers Beneath.

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<v Speaker 1>So I've never seen this before. What's it looked like? Um?

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<v Speaker 1>I looked at it, I will. I looked at the

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<v Speaker 1>various covers and the one that I think most modern

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<v Speaker 1>readers are used to is the one looks kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like an eye in the center of a nautilus, and

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<v Speaker 1>that one looks more mine flairy. Um. But the original cover,

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<v Speaker 1>the one that I think Guy Gas would have seen

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<v Speaker 1>just kind of looks like a silhouette of dark tentacles

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<v Speaker 1>rising out of a hill. But still I take the

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<v Speaker 1>man in his word, um lumly of course was Lovecraft influenced,

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<v Speaker 1>and there's definitely a lot of Lovecraft I and weirdness

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<v Speaker 1>to the mind flare. So just just as the fictional

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<v Speaker 1>race has crossed over from another realm in Dungeons and Dragons,

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<v Speaker 1>the very inception is sort of a cross pollination from

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<v Speaker 1>a different dimension of literary fannas. Yeah, I think you

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<v Speaker 1>could probably trace their origins all the way back to

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<v Speaker 1>of Craft's intense fear of sea life. So and just

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<v Speaker 1>to get this out of the way too, because again

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<v Speaker 1>I know a number of you maybe primarily familiar with

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<v Speaker 1>these critters from Final Fantasy. Are their properties e lit.

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<v Speaker 1>It is definitely a D n D property, right, They've

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<v Speaker 1>got the t M on that. Yeah, so you can't

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<v Speaker 1>just throw a lithids around another games or video games

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<v Speaker 1>or novels without you know, big Dungeon getting a cut,

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<v Speaker 1>but mind flavors you'll see elsewhere. Yeah, thats right. In fact,

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<v Speaker 1>we saw there was a paper that you found that's

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<v Speaker 1>stunning all about like the various types of sort of

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<v Speaker 1>cephalopod monster mollusks that show up in video games. Oh yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's an article um that was published in Geek Studies,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll try to include a link to that on

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<v Speaker 1>the landing page for this episode. But yeah, just all

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<v Speaker 1>about weird squid and octopus monsters from sixteen videos. And

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<v Speaker 1>there was this amazing chart of all of the various ones,

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<v Speaker 1>uh down to their little like eight bit renderings, and

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<v Speaker 1>there's the mind Flare very recognizable in there. So yeah, again,

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<v Speaker 1>these are basically purple people with octopus heads. Their mouths

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<v Speaker 1>are like Lamprey's. We're gonna go through the anatomy pretty

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<v Speaker 1>carefully because that's how we're going to tie it into

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<v Speaker 1>real world science. That's right, all right, So let's dive in.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's talk about their origins real quick, which are of

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<v Speaker 1>course shrouded in mystery. So they're basically two origin stories

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<v Speaker 1>in play here. Most likely the mind Flares hail from

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<v Speaker 1>the far Realm, which is an alien dimension of cosmic

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<v Speaker 1>horror and the dn D universe, but there's also this

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<v Speaker 1>whispered rumor that from the future and perhaps even the

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<v Speaker 1>distant highly evolved state of humanoid life in the multiverse,

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<v Speaker 1>though I'm I'm not sure much doc is actually put

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<v Speaker 1>in that interpretation. I want to say that that is

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<v Speaker 1>that's the one that's heavily Lovecraft influence, because there's and

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe I can't remember the name of the

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<v Speaker 1>monster from one of the Lovecraft short stories, but that's

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<v Speaker 1>one of the things from his This monster is from

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<v Speaker 1>the future and it's come back in time to sort

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<v Speaker 1>of right some wrong or something like that. And I

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<v Speaker 1>think this is again not there's no sources behind this,

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<v Speaker 1>but but if my memory is correct from playing D

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<v Speaker 1>and D for twenty some odd years, uh, their origin

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<v Speaker 1>story differs depending on which setting you're playing D and DAN. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>that's right, it's a it's a multiverse, and and of

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<v Speaker 1>course they also instill this in you. Your game is

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<v Speaker 1>not necessarily taking place in the same corner of the

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<v Speaker 1>multiverse as the campaign across across the Road. Yeah, yeah, exactly. So.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the really important plot points with the Lithids

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<v Speaker 1>is that in ages past they carved out an enormous

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<v Speaker 1>empire for themselves. What the cells, one that spanned whole

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<v Speaker 1>worlds and the material plane as well as other various planes.

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<v Speaker 1>They they had Slash have spaceships called no Alloyd's then

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<v Speaker 1>enable travel across the plains. But they've lost the technology

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<v Speaker 1>of their manufacture like any you know, decent elder race.

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<v Speaker 1>They've they've forgotten how to read kind of like relative

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<v Speaker 1>now out. But they built their empire mostly on the

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<v Speaker 1>back of psionically dominated slave labor. But after time, as

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<v Speaker 1>you know happens when you build your empire on slave labor,

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<v Speaker 1>the slaves rose up, they rebelled, and their their empire

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<v Speaker 1>felt to pieces, and so they had to go out

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<v Speaker 1>and just sort of find little corners to survive. And

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<v Speaker 1>and in particular they end up taking up in the

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<v Speaker 1>under dark. Uh and and here they end up, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>having more slave races, and each one they mess up

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<v Speaker 1>by just psionically dominating them, altering them, changing them into

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<v Speaker 1>whatever form suits the mind flares, and just just causing

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<v Speaker 1>lots of trauma and mischief, um, just across the world.

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<v Speaker 1>They remind me kind of of this ant that we've

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<v Speaker 1>covered on the show before. I'm gonna have trouble remembering

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<v Speaker 1>its Latin name off the top of my head, but

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<v Speaker 1>you might know it Court Accepts. Oh, yes, the Court

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<v Speaker 1>aceps U. Fun guy that end up growing in the

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<v Speaker 1>ants exactly. Um, so this this fun guy gets inside

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<v Speaker 1>these aunt brains and it's it sort of controls them

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<v Speaker 1>to take care of its fungal colony and allow it

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<v Speaker 1>to take the aunt resources and mind flair. I guess

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<v Speaker 1>sociology is somewhat similar. And that they they dominate these

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<v Speaker 1>you know, people of various D and D species, dwarves, elves,

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<v Speaker 1>human beings, whatever. Gift Oh yeah, the gift off touching

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<v Speaker 1>the gift here, and that they're the slaves that sort

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<v Speaker 1>of like work and do all the labor for the

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<v Speaker 1>mind flares. They even one of the things that the

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<v Speaker 1>slaves are known to do is they have to scrub

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<v Speaker 1>down the elder brain and get in massagy. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and they all their brains important to that. That's the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>All the all these different elements that we're touching on here,

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<v Speaker 1>they might sound a bit like fluff that we're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>come back to them and discuss some science around them.

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<v Speaker 1>But real quick about the gift. The gift were the

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<v Speaker 1>the biggest mistake that they made. These were the thralls

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<v Speaker 1>that really os up and not only helped bring about

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<v Speaker 1>the follow their empire, but regularly now the Gift regularly

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<v Speaker 1>venture out from their astral plane headquarters to hunt down

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<v Speaker 1>and eradicate Elithid colonies wherever they can find them. And

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<v Speaker 1>that's one of the key reasons that elipids live and

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the safety and secret of the under dark

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<v Speaker 1>or other secluded places and in each separate colonies cut

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<v Speaker 1>off from all the others while while they calculate in

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<v Speaker 1>scheme and forgot how they're going to restore their empire. Right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So they basically like live in these like deep caves there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a it's almost like an ant colony, it is, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's all based around the center of this elder

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<v Speaker 1>brand I mentioned earlier, which we're gonna get into. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>They but they yeah, they kind of like occasionally just

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<v Speaker 1>go out grab some slaves, pull them back in, and

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<v Speaker 1>like that's how their society runs. Yeah, it's gonna be

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<v Speaker 1>very helpful as we go far just to think of

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<v Speaker 1>them as youth social parasites. Yes, they write really like

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<v Speaker 1>they have two options. They either capture somebody and eat

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<v Speaker 1>their brain, or capture them and dominate their mind and

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<v Speaker 1>make them into a slave. Right, So either way, an

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<v Speaker 1>encounter with the mind flare is going to end up bad,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, So let's launch into their biology again. Bipedal

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<v Speaker 1>humanoid bodies, four tentacles, four claude digits per hand. Diet

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<v Speaker 1>consists mostly of psionic energy, with some additional sustenance stuff

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<v Speaker 1>from the gobble brains themselves. Uh. Now, technically speaking, their

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<v Speaker 1>troglophiles their cave dwelling creatures that complete their life cycles

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<v Speaker 1>in a cave, but they can also survive above ground.

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<v Speaker 1>Help me out with this. Troglo files is a real term. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>this is this is a real term. There's not a

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<v Speaker 1>dungeon dragon's term. This would be the the the natural

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<v Speaker 1>world classification for a creature like this, though, of course,

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<v Speaker 1>classifications are difficult when you're considering even fictional intelligent creatures.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, one that is choosing to live underground in

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<v Speaker 1>a subterranean environment for their own purposes, and now their

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<v Speaker 1>reproductive system is utterly bizarre. And yet uh, there are

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<v Speaker 1>real world examples that are almost as bizarre. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean they're a real world example. When you start

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<v Speaker 1>looking at complex life cycles, you look at some of

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<v Speaker 1>the the parasite life cycles out there, and various insect

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<v Speaker 1>life cycles. They are not only just like a bizarre

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<v Speaker 1>circle of parasitic behavior, but also when you see branches

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<v Speaker 1>in the tree. And this is key to understanding the

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<v Speaker 1>mind flares, when you see various morphs that can emerge. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>so all right, walk us through this. All right, So

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<v Speaker 1>you have an egg. That's where it starts, an a

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<v Speaker 1>lipid egg, a mind for an adult mind flare. What

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<v Speaker 1>came first, the mind flare the egg. Now an adult

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<v Speaker 1>mind flare lays an egg. Yes, okay, so they lay

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<v Speaker 1>an egg. That egg hatches into an a lipid tadpole,

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<v Speaker 1>so little squirming us a tadpole, a little larval elithid.

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<v Speaker 1>Now from that point there are a few different things

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<v Speaker 1>that can happen. Ideally there there's a process called sea

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<v Speaker 1>morphous us and this is where adult mind flares would

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<v Speaker 1>come and pick up the little tadpole and implant in

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<v Speaker 1>the cranium of a captive humanoid, like a captive kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like psychically washed humanoid. And they usually you put

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<v Speaker 1>it through the ear. But there's a drawing in volos

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<v Speaker 1>guide of monsters of like it's very based on wrath

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<v Speaker 1>of calm of like the tadpole like crawling its way

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<v Speaker 1>up the face towards the eye socket of a victim. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, that exact scenario. So one way or another,

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<v Speaker 1>they get that dust that puppy into the brain and

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<v Speaker 1>then it eats the brain, replaces the brain, and then

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<v Speaker 1>that host body becomes the new mind flare body. Go.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I guess it turns purple, slimy, loses a

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<v Speaker 1>digit on each hand, gets pretty skinny. Yeah, and then

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<v Speaker 1>you've got You've got yourself an adult elithid that carries

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<v Speaker 1>on adult elipid business and eventually can go onto legs

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<v Speaker 1>of its own. Right now, there are two other possible

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<v Speaker 1>ways that this can go with the elithid tadpole. So

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<v Speaker 1>sometimes the elithid becomes a you lethar it. And this

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<v Speaker 1>is uh, this is essentially a super mind flare that

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<v Speaker 1>is going to eventually leave the colony with some other

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<v Speaker 1>mind flares, found a new colony and become its elder brain. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so it doesn't have human humanoid form. It's just like

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<v Speaker 1>the superpowered tadpole. It's a super powered tadpole still have

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<v Speaker 1>to be implanted into a humanoid, but it's destined to

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<v Speaker 1>be this uh, this this cedar of a new colon

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<v Speaker 1>and it will eventually grow into a giant brain right

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<v Speaker 1>once it establishes itself. Else and then the other way

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<v Speaker 1>that things can go is the elithid tadpole can become

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<v Speaker 1>a neolithid. And this is when they're nobody's taking care

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<v Speaker 1>of the tadpoles. Nobody, no mind flares are coming around

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<v Speaker 1>to look after them and make sure they're stuffed into

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<v Speaker 1>the right skull. In this case, they all freak out

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<v Speaker 1>and start eating each other, and whichever one is left

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<v Speaker 1>grows into a giant, powerful beast intelligence monster. Huh. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I have never encountered one of these before. It's is good,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like a level wow. Okay. But but what's going

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<v Speaker 1>on with both of these cases, and this is where

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<v Speaker 1>there's a there's a real world parallel that will will

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<v Speaker 1>break down a little a little more in a bit,

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<v Speaker 1>is that you essentially have two morphs springing off from

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<v Speaker 1>the tadpole. One is caused by negative environmental constraints and

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<v Speaker 1>that leads to the neolithid, and the other is positive

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<v Speaker 1>environmental constraints, which leads to the leth All right, so

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<v Speaker 1>I'm assuming this is dependent on like how many humanoids

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<v Speaker 1>are available for them to eat. Brains of or make

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<v Speaker 1>slaves into or or or whatnot. How big the cave

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<v Speaker 1>system is that they're living within. Yeah, it's it has

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<v Speaker 1>to do with population density in our real world examples

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<v Speaker 1>that will get to so you can think of it

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<v Speaker 1>in those terms like is the is the colony successful

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<v Speaker 1>enough to send off anything to found a new colony,

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<v Speaker 1>or is it even successful enough for the tadpoles to

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<v Speaker 1>continue to thrive or should they just all eat each

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<v Speaker 1>other out of you know, purely economic cannibalism, which is

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<v Speaker 1>the thing that happened in multiple species. Yeah, well right, right,

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<v Speaker 1>in real species, but also in this fictional when we're

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<v Speaker 1>talking about right, just in our real world, cannibalism is

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<v Speaker 1>always the most economic path to avoid wasting the energy

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<v Speaker 1>that goes into flesh. So we've mentioned this elder brain

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<v Speaker 1>multiple times, and basically I just said it's a giant brain.

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<v Speaker 1>But let's let's get a little bit more defined here

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<v Speaker 1>on this. Yeah, I mean, essentially, it's just a giant

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<v Speaker 1>brain in a Brian pool that is in charge of

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<v Speaker 1>the mind flare colonies see in the in the Drifts books,

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<v Speaker 1>it's in cerebral fluid. And I always wondered where did

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<v Speaker 1>they get all that cerebral fluid from like maybe they

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<v Speaker 1>eat the brains and then they like keep they drain

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<v Speaker 1>the cerebral fluid out to put in their little elder

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<v Speaker 1>brain pool that they've got. Now, they just had Amazon

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<v Speaker 1>weekly deliveries on sailing, Okay, yeah, well the two day

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<v Speaker 1>shipping on projects. Yeah, we gotta do it, even to

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<v Speaker 1>the under dark exactly. Yeah. So according to vote is

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on here with the elder brain is? So

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<v Speaker 1>is this to survive and to make the necessary meta

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<v Speaker 1>calculations in order, you know, to to to actually survive

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<v Speaker 1>and to eventually reclaim their empire. Uh, they've either evolved

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<v Speaker 1>or developed the elder brains and these are giant immobile

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<v Speaker 1>thought thought organs that flowed in tanks of Brian serving

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<v Speaker 1>as the mind Flares colonies, library of knowledge, a history

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<v Speaker 1>of past lives and a nexus of metacognition for the

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<v Speaker 1>individuals in the colony and each individual that is going

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<v Speaker 1>to employ non aliftid thralls as well. This reminds me

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<v Speaker 1>of in the Marvel universe, they have a similar thing

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<v Speaker 1>the Cree alien species, which I haven't seen a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of the TV show Agents of Shield, but I think

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<v Speaker 1>they show up in there, they're ruled by a thing

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<v Speaker 1>that's very similar to this, that's called the Supreme Intelligence.

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of the same thing. It's just like a

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<v Speaker 1>big blob and like a giant canister of cerebral fluid,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's got some brain tentacles and the eyes in

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<v Speaker 1>the mouth. These don't have eyes in the mouth of

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<v Speaker 1>just brains, just big brains, and they do all sorts

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<v Speaker 1>of of you know, psionically powerful tactics against anybody that

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<v Speaker 1>threatens them. But we'll come back to the elder brains

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<v Speaker 1>in a bit, because there are actual parallels to discuss

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<v Speaker 1>with humans. All right, So that is the crash course

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<v Speaker 1>in the fictional elithics, and now from here on in

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<v Speaker 1>the episode, we're going to largely focus on what the

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<v Speaker 1>natural world, what real life biology can tell us about

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<v Speaker 1>what's going on with the elithids, and how we can

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<v Speaker 1>use the elithic examples the way to explore these examples. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>so the way that I approached this was sort of like,

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<v Speaker 1>let's Frankenstein from the real world, a mind flare out

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<v Speaker 1>of what we know of how they're described, right, So

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<v Speaker 1>their biology, anatomy, all that stuff, like what's in the

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<v Speaker 1>real world that we can bring to our understanding of this.

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<v Speaker 1>And the first place that I went to was their

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<v Speaker 1>mouths because they are described as even though they've got

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<v Speaker 1>these tentacles, they're described as their specif cific mouths as

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<v Speaker 1>being like lamprey mouths. Lampreys, if you're unfamiliar, are jawless fish. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>They've got these thorny, suction cup like mouths and they

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<v Speaker 1>are parasites much like the mind flavors and a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of the creatures we're gonna talk about today. They use

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<v Speaker 1>their mouths to attach to an animal's body and then

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<v Speaker 1>they cut with these teeth through surface tissue until they

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<v Speaker 1>reach the blood and bodily fluids of it um. They've

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<v Speaker 1>they're known to live in both coastal and fresh water.

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<v Speaker 1>They're kind of they look like eels kind of, but

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<v Speaker 1>they're not. They're fish. Uh. There's three types of them.

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<v Speaker 1>There's flesh eaters, blood drinkers, and just a type that

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<v Speaker 1>lives for three to seven years in a larval stage

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<v Speaker 1>and then they only live for six months as adults,

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<v Speaker 1>but they don't really feed. They just reproduce with other

0:24:44.000 --> 0:24:47.359
<v Speaker 1>lamp reas and then they die. So an equally weird

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<v Speaker 1>example from the real world. Now, there is an excellent

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<v Speaker 1>article on Wired fromen called Absurd Creature of the Week

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<v Speaker 1>the lamprey that just really dove deep into the lamprey's biology.

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<v Speaker 1>So I turned to that for a real deep description

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<v Speaker 1>of this mouth. What's going on with this mouth? Now,

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<v Speaker 1>flesh eater lampreys and blood drinker lampreys have different types

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<v Speaker 1>of mouth, So let's go with the flesh eater for today,

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<v Speaker 1>since we know that the mind flare is definitely using

0:25:17.080 --> 0:25:20.040
<v Speaker 1>it to eat brains. So they have a structure that's

0:25:20.119 --> 0:25:24.000
<v Speaker 1>like a tongue. These are lampreys, and it's called a piston.

0:25:24.400 --> 0:25:27.840
<v Speaker 1>It has this convex structure to it that moves both

0:25:27.880 --> 0:25:32.679
<v Speaker 1>side to side and up and down, basically gouging flesh

0:25:32.800 --> 0:25:36.640
<v Speaker 1>out of its victim, with a strong middle tooth attached

0:25:36.680 --> 0:25:39.280
<v Speaker 1>to it. And this middle tooth is shaped like a

0:25:39.520 --> 0:25:42.639
<v Speaker 1>U in the flesh eater lampreys and like a W

0:25:42.840 --> 0:25:45.640
<v Speaker 1>and the blood drinker lampreys. And for different reasons, when

0:25:45.680 --> 0:25:47.960
<v Speaker 1>one's better at like pulling flesh into the mouth, the

0:25:48.000 --> 0:25:53.560
<v Speaker 1>other is better getting blood flowing um. And there are

0:25:53.680 --> 0:25:56.239
<v Speaker 1>very much like other animals that we've talked about. When

0:25:56.280 --> 0:25:59.480
<v Speaker 1>we've covered vampires on the show before. They have glands

0:25:59.480 --> 0:26:02.879
<v Speaker 1>in their throat that secrete an anticoagulant and that helps

0:26:03.000 --> 0:26:06.600
<v Speaker 1>keep the blood flowing, help get stuffed down their throat. Uh.

0:26:06.640 --> 0:26:10.160
<v Speaker 1>In the flesh eaters, the anti coagulant glands are much smaller,

0:26:10.200 --> 0:26:13.480
<v Speaker 1>but they still exist. So presumably a mind flare would

0:26:13.480 --> 0:26:18.600
<v Speaker 1>have some kind of anticoagulant gland as well. Now, lampreys

0:26:18.640 --> 0:26:22.760
<v Speaker 1>have two rings of structures inside the mouth that helps

0:26:22.840 --> 0:26:27.479
<v Speaker 1>them adhere to their victims through suction. One ring is

0:26:27.680 --> 0:26:32.120
<v Speaker 1>the oral fimbria, and it basically looks like little leaves

0:26:32.720 --> 0:26:35.800
<v Speaker 1>that are made of flaps of tissue, and these adhere

0:26:35.920 --> 0:26:38.439
<v Speaker 1>closely to the skin of the victim and they form

0:26:38.520 --> 0:26:41.520
<v Speaker 1>this tight seal. Like I mean, I've never been bitten

0:26:41.520 --> 0:26:44.400
<v Speaker 1>by lamprey, but I imagine, like from what I've heard,

0:26:44.600 --> 0:26:46.639
<v Speaker 1>there next to impossible to get off of. You. Like,

0:26:47.160 --> 0:26:48.520
<v Speaker 1>part of the country that I lived in for a

0:26:48.600 --> 0:26:51.320
<v Speaker 1>while in New Hampshire was right next to what was

0:26:51.320 --> 0:26:53.800
<v Speaker 1>called the Lamprey River, and so obviously there are a

0:26:53.840 --> 0:26:56.280
<v Speaker 1>lot of fresh water lamp freas in there. I never

0:26:56.520 --> 0:26:59.600
<v Speaker 1>encountered them, but you know, my understanding is, like you know,

0:26:59.640 --> 0:27:01.200
<v Speaker 1>you have to basically kill it to get it off

0:27:01.240 --> 0:27:04.679
<v Speaker 1>and then have it I think surgically removed. Um, so

0:27:04.720 --> 0:27:07.520
<v Speaker 1>it's it's clamped on their tight There's a second ring

0:27:07.640 --> 0:27:10.480
<v Speaker 1>in the mouth that is made of conical structures known

0:27:10.520 --> 0:27:15.160
<v Speaker 1>as papal a, and these help the lamprey actually sense

0:27:15.359 --> 0:27:20.600
<v Speaker 1>where best to attach themselves. So the blood drinking lampreys,

0:27:21.080 --> 0:27:23.720
<v Speaker 1>they're so sensitive with this region of their mouth that

0:27:23.760 --> 0:27:27.280
<v Speaker 1>they can actually use it to find underlying blood vessels

0:27:27.320 --> 0:27:29.400
<v Speaker 1>around victims. So this is like think of it as

0:27:29.480 --> 0:27:33.360
<v Speaker 1>like uh like radar almost right, Like it's a super

0:27:33.359 --> 0:27:36.879
<v Speaker 1>sensitive organ built into their mouth so they can find

0:27:36.960 --> 0:27:41.040
<v Speaker 1>the best possible place to clamp down and start chewing

0:27:41.119 --> 0:27:44.880
<v Speaker 1>and sucking blood or and or flesh out of you. Now,

0:27:45.080 --> 0:27:47.240
<v Speaker 1>they don't often go after humans. Don't be listening to

0:27:47.240 --> 0:27:50.080
<v Speaker 1>this and like free times. Oh boy, like that. You know,

0:27:50.200 --> 0:27:52.680
<v Speaker 1>that's pretty rare. I think it. It has happened obviously.

0:27:52.760 --> 0:27:56.280
<v Speaker 1>But fun fact that Joe actually told me about. I

0:27:56.320 --> 0:27:57.959
<v Speaker 1>was talking to him about this episode before we came

0:27:57.960 --> 0:27:59.520
<v Speaker 1>to the studio and he said, well, did you know

0:27:59.840 --> 0:28:02.719
<v Speaker 1>the his classic Joe He's got just like this ample

0:28:02.760 --> 0:28:05.000
<v Speaker 1>amount of weird knowledge. He goes, did you know Henry

0:28:05.000 --> 0:28:07.440
<v Speaker 1>the First died from eating a pie fell lampreys. And

0:28:07.480 --> 0:28:09.600
<v Speaker 1>I was like, what what are you talking about? Like

0:28:09.720 --> 0:28:13.119
<v Speaker 1>a lamprey pie? Yeah, And he was right. Apparently, King

0:28:13.160 --> 0:28:16.439
<v Speaker 1>Henry the First died from food poisoning when he ate

0:28:16.480 --> 0:28:19.359
<v Speaker 1>what was referred to as a surfeit of lamprey's in

0:28:19.400 --> 0:28:24.440
<v Speaker 1>a pie. His physician specifically told him not to because

0:28:24.480 --> 0:28:28.200
<v Speaker 1>like this is this is a bad idea, and he instead,

0:28:28.480 --> 0:28:30.879
<v Speaker 1>I think he was like sixty eight sixty nine. He was,

0:28:31.040 --> 0:28:33.840
<v Speaker 1>you know, for the time, quite elderly, but he was like, Nope,

0:28:33.880 --> 0:28:37.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm eating this pie flo lampreys. I can't imagine what

0:28:37.720 --> 0:28:41.239
<v Speaker 1>that tastes like. It just made me immediately nauseous when

0:28:41.320 --> 0:28:44.040
<v Speaker 1>Joe told me about it. But by all accounts, there's

0:28:44.120 --> 0:28:46.480
<v Speaker 1>there's multiple pieces of evidence that this guy ate a

0:28:46.600 --> 0:28:48.840
<v Speaker 1>lamprey pie. We'll have to hear from people who have

0:28:48.960 --> 0:28:52.520
<v Speaker 1>a culinary experience with lampreys. Yeah, maybe they taste great.

0:28:52.560 --> 0:28:54.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I can't imagine that a creature that

0:28:55.000 --> 0:28:58.640
<v Speaker 1>solely subsists on just like hanging onto the body of

0:28:58.640 --> 0:29:01.160
<v Speaker 1>its victim and draining it of blood has got like

0:29:01.200 --> 0:29:04.760
<v Speaker 1>a lot of like good fatty flesh on it. For eating,

0:29:04.840 --> 0:29:08.280
<v Speaker 1>but I'm also a vegetarian. Now for the mind flares part,

0:29:08.280 --> 0:29:10.880
<v Speaker 1>of course, it's it's not so much about blood or meat,

0:29:10.920 --> 0:29:13.960
<v Speaker 1>it's about getting that brain. So so I guess the

0:29:14.040 --> 0:29:16.120
<v Speaker 1>idea here would be if we look at the lamprey,

0:29:16.400 --> 0:29:19.440
<v Speaker 1>it would be to either use some sort of specialized

0:29:19.480 --> 0:29:24.440
<v Speaker 1>tongue after attachment to either like cut its way through

0:29:24.440 --> 0:29:28.440
<v Speaker 1>an eye socket or some other natural uh the fleshy

0:29:28.480 --> 0:29:32.200
<v Speaker 1>gateway to the brain, or just like straight through the skull. Yeah.

0:29:32.240 --> 0:29:34.360
<v Speaker 1>The way I've always seen it drawn is from behind,

0:29:34.640 --> 0:29:39.640
<v Speaker 1>like the of mind flare, tentacles wrap around your face

0:29:39.680 --> 0:29:43.200
<v Speaker 1>from behind, the mouth attaches to the back of your skull,

0:29:43.720 --> 0:29:47.240
<v Speaker 1>and then presumably this piston thing is in their mouth

0:29:47.320 --> 0:29:52.320
<v Speaker 1>and just bores through your skull, and subsequently they just

0:29:53.200 --> 0:29:57.360
<v Speaker 1>chunk your brain up and suck it up through their mouth. Yeah,

0:29:57.440 --> 0:30:02.200
<v Speaker 1>leaving you with the head without a brain. All right, Well,

0:30:02.200 --> 0:30:04.600
<v Speaker 1>on that note, uh, let's take a quick break, and

0:30:04.600 --> 0:30:08.200
<v Speaker 1>when we come back we will explore more horrifying wonders

0:30:08.760 --> 0:30:19.080
<v Speaker 1>related to the elithid body as well as natural world organisms. Okay,

0:30:19.080 --> 0:30:23.680
<v Speaker 1>so we're back, Robert. You had previously mentioned the possibilities

0:30:24.080 --> 0:30:28.000
<v Speaker 1>of tadpoles in real life and in mind flare life

0:30:28.520 --> 0:30:31.480
<v Speaker 1>being cannibals. So let's talk about this all right, So

0:30:31.840 --> 0:30:34.160
<v Speaker 1>once more again according to to Volo's guided monsters and

0:30:34.240 --> 0:30:38.240
<v Speaker 1>elithid las eggs and protected pools and larval tadpole hatcheries,

0:30:38.480 --> 0:30:42.600
<v Speaker 1>all right, the tadpoles hatch and then they get turned

0:30:42.600 --> 0:30:46.560
<v Speaker 1>into adult mind flares, now tadpoles and abandoned pools. These

0:30:46.560 --> 0:30:48.960
<v Speaker 1>are pools that, you know, the mind flares that looked

0:30:48.960 --> 0:30:52.600
<v Speaker 1>after we're all slain by high level adventures or or

0:30:52.760 --> 0:30:56.360
<v Speaker 1>or gift coming in from from the outside, so there's

0:30:56.360 --> 0:30:58.560
<v Speaker 1>nobody to take care of them, so that what they

0:30:58.600 --> 0:31:01.920
<v Speaker 1>do is they end up eating each other until all

0:31:02.000 --> 0:31:05.560
<v Speaker 1>you have left is just one mutated survivor known as

0:31:05.560 --> 0:31:08.920
<v Speaker 1>a neolithid, and this just grows into a monstrous psychic

0:31:09.040 --> 0:31:11.920
<v Speaker 1>worm that's a danger to elithids and non elithids alike,

0:31:12.640 --> 0:31:18.560
<v Speaker 1>large powerful animal, minded monster with us with some signic ability. Okay,

0:31:18.560 --> 0:31:22.200
<v Speaker 1>so there are some real world examples of this, right yeah, yeah,

0:31:22.240 --> 0:31:26.160
<v Speaker 1>For the real world world parallel here would be tiger

0:31:26.240 --> 0:31:31.000
<v Speaker 1>salamander cannibal Morse. So the life cycle of the tiger

0:31:31.040 --> 0:31:35.880
<v Speaker 1>salamander features an interesting developmental fork an egg can develop

0:31:35.920 --> 0:31:40.400
<v Speaker 1>into a normal larval tadpole or into this cannibal morph

0:31:40.720 --> 0:31:44.440
<v Speaker 1>see now, under normal circumstances, tiger salamat or eggs developed

0:31:44.600 --> 0:31:48.960
<v Speaker 1>into normal tadpoles and then into normal adult tiger salamanders.

0:31:48.960 --> 0:31:52.360
<v Speaker 1>But if the population is too large for the available environment,

0:31:52.760 --> 0:31:55.360
<v Speaker 1>so like they're in a small pool or something, uh,

0:31:55.440 --> 0:32:00.240
<v Speaker 1>then consistent tactile interactions with other tadpoles cause m with

0:32:00.320 --> 0:32:04.800
<v Speaker 1>the eggs to develop into tadpoles with larger heads, bigger mouths,

0:32:05.120 --> 0:32:09.080
<v Speaker 1>and more well developed teeth. And I'm definitely picturing like

0:32:09.120 --> 0:32:11.880
<v Speaker 1>a baby is you know more? Yeah? So yeah, it's

0:32:11.880 --> 0:32:17.040
<v Speaker 1>basically the scenario is not to personify uh that you know,

0:32:17.240 --> 0:32:22.520
<v Speaker 1>non human non intelligent um relationships here, but it's almost

0:32:22.560 --> 0:32:24.840
<v Speaker 1>like there's a there's somebody in charge of all, right,

0:32:24.840 --> 0:32:27.960
<v Speaker 1>we've got too many, we've got too many salamanders in

0:32:27.960 --> 0:32:30.680
<v Speaker 1>this pool. Let's just make one that's really good at

0:32:30.720 --> 0:32:35.160
<v Speaker 1>eating all the other all the other salamanders. Uh. And

0:32:35.240 --> 0:32:38.280
<v Speaker 1>so basically they have a built in population control system

0:32:38.400 --> 0:32:42.040
<v Speaker 1>larva on larva cannibalism. If the broodpools overcrowded and the

0:32:42.080 --> 0:32:46.200
<v Speaker 1>resources are too scarce, then some tadpoles physically transform in

0:32:46.280 --> 0:32:49.720
<v Speaker 1>order to better gobble up the others. That is absolutely terrifying.

0:32:49.800 --> 0:32:52.480
<v Speaker 1>Let's back up for a second here, let's imagine let's

0:32:52.480 --> 0:32:56.280
<v Speaker 1>apply this to human beings. Imagine there's a nursery and

0:32:56.320 --> 0:32:58.160
<v Speaker 1>it's you know, at the hospital, and it's got all

0:32:58.160 --> 0:33:03.800
<v Speaker 1>the babies in their little beds, and one baby grows

0:33:03.920 --> 0:33:07.160
<v Speaker 1>a little bit larger. Its head gets bigger, it gets

0:33:07.160 --> 0:33:10.040
<v Speaker 1>this huge mouth, and it grows well developed teeth, and

0:33:10.040 --> 0:33:12.640
<v Speaker 1>then it proceeds to crawl around the nursery and eat

0:33:12.720 --> 0:33:14.920
<v Speaker 1>some of the other babies. That's basically what we're talking

0:33:14.960 --> 0:33:19.960
<v Speaker 1>that's the basic scenario here. Yeah, now, and uh and

0:33:19.960 --> 0:33:23.920
<v Speaker 1>and after this calling is done, the the cannibal MorphOS salamander,

0:33:24.240 --> 0:33:26.600
<v Speaker 1>it keeps its large head and bigger mouth, but then

0:33:26.680 --> 0:33:29.719
<v Speaker 1>goes through its diet normalizes, and it goes to a

0:33:29.720 --> 0:33:33.480
<v Speaker 1>normal life cycle. I'm trying to imagine like the animal

0:33:33.520 --> 0:33:37.320
<v Speaker 1>documentary that's narrated by like Morgan Freeman or Sigourney Weaver

0:33:37.440 --> 0:33:40.400
<v Speaker 1>or something, and they're like, and here we have the

0:33:40.440 --> 0:33:45.600
<v Speaker 1>tiger salamander eating all of its fellow tadpole babies, and

0:33:45.680 --> 0:33:48.680
<v Speaker 1>it's just like, well that that's exactly the kind of

0:33:48.680 --> 0:33:50.960
<v Speaker 1>thing Attenboro would hit us with Attenborough would love it,

0:33:51.160 --> 0:33:53.000
<v Speaker 1>that's true, and I would have to I would have

0:33:53.040 --> 0:33:55.040
<v Speaker 1>to immediately skip the track for my son, as would

0:33:55.040 --> 0:33:58.680
<v Speaker 1>watch the nature shows. Um, now let's turn to the

0:33:58.720 --> 0:34:00.600
<v Speaker 1>neil with it. So, Yeah, the neil that you can

0:34:00.760 --> 0:34:02.880
<v Speaker 1>look at and say, this is essentially a cannibal morph.

0:34:03.040 --> 0:34:06.600
<v Speaker 1>This is one tadpole eating all the other tadpoles and

0:34:06.600 --> 0:34:09.480
<v Speaker 1>then growing into this giant thing. So if we're to

0:34:09.680 --> 0:34:12.360
<v Speaker 1>use nature as our guide here, we can only assume

0:34:12.840 --> 0:34:17.000
<v Speaker 1>that the neolithid morph once served in evolutionary purpose, allowing

0:34:17.040 --> 0:34:20.480
<v Speaker 1>a tadpole pool to survive in times of chaos or abandonment,

0:34:20.800 --> 0:34:24.480
<v Speaker 1>absorbing the nutrients of its fellow tadpoles with just pure

0:34:24.600 --> 0:34:29.880
<v Speaker 1>economic ruthlessness, just like the cannibal morphs of tiger salamanders. However,

0:34:29.920 --> 0:34:31.600
<v Speaker 1>with the mind flares, you can definitely say that the

0:34:31.640 --> 0:34:36.520
<v Speaker 1>neolithid is something of of this stigial thing, right, because

0:34:36.560 --> 0:34:38.640
<v Speaker 1>there's there's no information any of the books I looked

0:34:38.640 --> 0:34:41.839
<v Speaker 1>at that that let us know that. Then the neolithid

0:34:41.920 --> 0:34:46.279
<v Speaker 1>continues the alipid race in any way, shape or form um.

0:34:47.040 --> 0:34:49.000
<v Speaker 1>It's not going to develop into as far as I

0:34:49.000 --> 0:34:51.160
<v Speaker 1>can tell, it's not going to develop into an adult

0:34:51.200 --> 0:34:55.920
<v Speaker 1>mind flare. So this is perhaps in a you know,

0:34:55.960 --> 0:34:59.319
<v Speaker 1>a fitting accident for a species that has manipulated other

0:34:59.360 --> 0:35:03.440
<v Speaker 1>species and itself for so long. Under normal condition, larger

0:35:03.480 --> 0:35:06.279
<v Speaker 1>tadpoles would would be killed and they certainly would not

0:35:06.320 --> 0:35:09.080
<v Speaker 1>be permitted to mature into a kneel with it, right yeah.

0:35:09.120 --> 0:35:12.440
<v Speaker 1>I would imagine like in the mind flare society, this

0:35:12.480 --> 0:35:14.560
<v Speaker 1>isn't always a good thing, right yeah. It kind of

0:35:14.600 --> 0:35:17.600
<v Speaker 1>deviates from your normal routine. It would be like it

0:35:18.000 --> 0:35:21.360
<v Speaker 1>would be exactly like if humans could do this, you

0:35:21.360 --> 0:35:24.600
<v Speaker 1>would you would know, never, never, always space your babies out,

0:35:24.880 --> 0:35:26.959
<v Speaker 1>don't let don't put them too close, or you're gonna

0:35:27.040 --> 0:35:29.680
<v Speaker 1>end up with a cannibal morph baby. And then what

0:35:29.719 --> 0:35:31.839
<v Speaker 1>are we going to do about that? You know? Well, so,

0:35:31.960 --> 0:35:35.040
<v Speaker 1>I this isn't directly related to the cannibalism thing, but

0:35:35.120 --> 0:35:39.200
<v Speaker 1>I found an interesting article about tadpoles that I just

0:35:39.239 --> 0:35:40.799
<v Speaker 1>wanted to throw in here as well to try to

0:35:40.880 --> 0:35:44.800
<v Speaker 1>understand the neolithids. So, according to research that was published

0:35:44.840 --> 0:35:51.400
<v Speaker 1>in apparently tadpoles can see if you attach eyeballs to

0:35:51.440 --> 0:35:56.200
<v Speaker 1>their tails. What now, this is utterly bizarre? Why what

0:35:56.200 --> 0:35:59.200
<v Speaker 1>what I'm wondering, is like, you know what the working

0:35:59.239 --> 0:36:03.160
<v Speaker 1>conditions are like in this laboratory. But basically it was

0:36:03.200 --> 0:36:05.959
<v Speaker 1>compelling to scientists to study because they wanted to learn

0:36:06.000 --> 0:36:09.640
<v Speaker 1>how much a tadpole brain could interpret sensory data. So

0:36:09.719 --> 0:36:15.320
<v Speaker 1>they took the African claw frog Xenopus lavists I believe

0:36:15.360 --> 0:36:19.200
<v Speaker 1>that's the Latin pronunciation. They took their tadpoles and they

0:36:19.280 --> 0:36:23.480
<v Speaker 1>grafted eyeballs onto their torsos and tails, and then they

0:36:23.560 --> 0:36:26.920
<v Speaker 1>removed their original eyes. So that's the part to me,

0:36:26.960 --> 0:36:29.560
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, what mad science is this? That they're just

0:36:29.600 --> 0:36:32.960
<v Speaker 1>like plucking eyes out of these creatures and then pasting

0:36:32.960 --> 0:36:34.960
<v Speaker 1>eyes onto other parts of their body. Yeah, who's the

0:36:35.000 --> 0:36:37.680
<v Speaker 1>awful under dark monster here? Yeah, exactly, this is very

0:36:37.719 --> 0:36:40.440
<v Speaker 1>This is the kind of thing mind flares too. Yeah. Um.

0:36:40.560 --> 0:36:45.600
<v Speaker 1>Then they gave a tadpole vision test, and the way

0:36:45.640 --> 0:36:49.360
<v Speaker 1>that they did this was they illuminated half the area

0:36:49.400 --> 0:36:51.960
<v Speaker 1>that the tadpoles were in with red light and half

0:36:51.960 --> 0:36:55.400
<v Speaker 1>with blue light. And in the red light, the tadpoles

0:36:55.440 --> 0:36:59.160
<v Speaker 1>would get electrocuted, they'd get zapped with electricity. So again,

0:36:59.280 --> 0:37:01.879
<v Speaker 1>more torture, right, and we've already yanked your eyeballs out

0:37:01.920 --> 0:37:04.480
<v Speaker 1>pasted them onto your tail. Now we're gonna zap you.

0:37:04.920 --> 0:37:08.880
<v Speaker 1>But apparently some of these tadpoles would go over to

0:37:08.920 --> 0:37:11.160
<v Speaker 1>the blue light area because they knew that it was safe.

0:37:11.239 --> 0:37:15.560
<v Speaker 1>So the scientists determined some of them could actually see

0:37:15.719 --> 0:37:20.040
<v Speaker 1>with their eyeball tails because they stayed in these safe

0:37:20.080 --> 0:37:24.840
<v Speaker 1>blue areas. So the researchers basically argued, this is evidence

0:37:24.920 --> 0:37:29.799
<v Speaker 1>that the brain in general is remarkably plastic in its

0:37:29.840 --> 0:37:34.680
<v Speaker 1>configuration for different body arrangements, like especially at tadpole stage,

0:37:34.680 --> 0:37:37.600
<v Speaker 1>when it's so um, you know, you're at the beginning

0:37:37.600 --> 0:37:40.840
<v Speaker 1>of the life cycle, it can adapt quickly enough to

0:37:41.000 --> 0:37:46.120
<v Speaker 1>like somehow rewire, so it can attach to these eyeballs

0:37:46.160 --> 0:37:50.120
<v Speaker 1>that are just not supposed to be there um. And

0:37:50.160 --> 0:37:55.200
<v Speaker 1>this is what allows mutations in all kinds of body plans,

0:37:55.200 --> 0:37:58.400
<v Speaker 1>not just in frogs and tadpoles, to still work with

0:37:58.480 --> 0:38:01.880
<v Speaker 1>the existing anatomy. So the basic idea here is like,

0:38:01.920 --> 0:38:05.640
<v Speaker 1>if there's some kind of a mutation in a single organism,

0:38:05.680 --> 0:38:08.440
<v Speaker 1>it can adapt quickly, or its brain can adapt quickly

0:38:08.960 --> 0:38:13.960
<v Speaker 1>because like it's designed to be so I don't know, flexible. Literally, Well,

0:38:13.960 --> 0:38:15.880
<v Speaker 1>that's that's wonderful because this not only gives us a

0:38:15.920 --> 0:38:19.120
<v Speaker 1>little more information about tadpoles and how they work, but

0:38:19.200 --> 0:38:22.720
<v Speaker 1>again it shows it supports the theory that mind flayers

0:38:22.840 --> 0:38:27.160
<v Speaker 1>are essentially us. Yeah, very much so. And I think right, like,

0:38:27.440 --> 0:38:30.480
<v Speaker 1>can imagine there, here's your D and D campaign, right,

0:38:30.520 --> 0:38:33.000
<v Speaker 1>you have you have to hear some adventurers. You have

0:38:33.040 --> 0:38:35.840
<v Speaker 1>to sneak into a mind flare cave, take some of

0:38:35.840 --> 0:38:39.160
<v Speaker 1>their tadpoles, and then pull their eyes off and rejection

0:38:39.360 --> 0:38:43.160
<v Speaker 1>their tails and perform this experiment in uh in D

0:38:43.239 --> 0:38:45.800
<v Speaker 1>and D time. So we'll see what kind of odd

0:38:46.120 --> 0:38:49.640
<v Speaker 1>results that would have. Now we're talking about brain eating

0:38:49.920 --> 0:38:52.760
<v Speaker 1>monsters here, so so one of the most obvious areas

0:38:52.760 --> 0:38:56.440
<v Speaker 1>to to to explore here would be what animals eat brains?

0:38:56.600 --> 0:38:59.359
<v Speaker 1>And it's a trickier scenario than we often think because

0:38:59.360 --> 0:39:02.879
<v Speaker 1>they're playing almost eat brains, humans eat brains. Totally. Yeah,

0:39:02.920 --> 0:39:07.239
<v Speaker 1>I mean, this is gonna have forever scarred me. But

0:39:07.320 --> 0:39:10.680
<v Speaker 1>growing up Jeverisy Faces of Death No, I mean, I'm

0:39:10.760 --> 0:39:13.240
<v Speaker 1>very familiar with them by reputation they were You're lucky

0:39:13.360 --> 0:39:16.719
<v Speaker 1>they didn't. But there was one of the like bootlegged

0:39:16.800 --> 0:39:19.520
<v Speaker 1>VHS copies that I saw back when I was god

0:39:19.560 --> 0:39:22.279
<v Speaker 1>it must have been like fourteen or fifteen years old. Uh.

0:39:22.440 --> 0:39:25.320
<v Speaker 1>They they did the thing where they put the monkey

0:39:25.440 --> 0:39:27.160
<v Speaker 1>in the middle of the table. The table has like

0:39:27.200 --> 0:39:30.399
<v Speaker 1>the circular entry, and you hit the monkey on the head,

0:39:30.480 --> 0:39:33.480
<v Speaker 1>open up at skull, and people eat the brains. This

0:39:33.520 --> 0:39:37.759
<v Speaker 1>would be the very thing that was referenced in that

0:39:37.920 --> 0:39:41.600
<v Speaker 1>awful scene in the second Indiana Jones movie. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

0:39:41.640 --> 0:39:43.560
<v Speaker 1>And if you wonder why I'm a vegetarian, that was

0:39:43.600 --> 0:39:47.600
<v Speaker 1>probably the beginnings of it right there. Yeah. God, what

0:39:47.600 --> 0:39:50.520
<v Speaker 1>what an odd I want to go back and watch

0:39:50.560 --> 0:39:56.520
<v Speaker 1>that movie sometimes, but don't. There's so much weird xenophobic material. Yeah, yeah,

0:39:56.719 --> 0:40:00.279
<v Speaker 1>it's Yeah. I feel sorry if our list wars are

0:40:00.320 --> 0:40:02.680
<v Speaker 1>out there and you know what I'm talking about. But yeah,

0:40:02.800 --> 0:40:05.920
<v Speaker 1>so there are a lot of examples, plenty of animals, birds,

0:40:06.480 --> 0:40:12.160
<v Speaker 1>humans that eat brains, right, But to understand the mind

0:40:12.239 --> 0:40:18.239
<v Speaker 1>flare affect on, uh, the humanoids that they're eating the

0:40:18.280 --> 0:40:23.319
<v Speaker 1>brains of, I turned to a couple of specific creatures

0:40:23.360 --> 0:40:25.120
<v Speaker 1>that I think will help us out here, because one

0:40:25.160 --> 0:40:27.960
<v Speaker 1>of the things about the mind flare is that you know,

0:40:28.040 --> 0:40:31.400
<v Speaker 1>in in a in a very fantasy way, it eats

0:40:31.400 --> 0:40:34.440
<v Speaker 1>psychic energy. And of course there's no real parallels to

0:40:34.480 --> 0:40:38.560
<v Speaker 1>that in the in the real world. Otherwise, they're definitely

0:40:38.560 --> 0:40:41.440
<v Speaker 1>eating the brain and nothing else. So the way to

0:40:41.520 --> 0:40:43.600
<v Speaker 1>describe this in biology would be to say that they're

0:40:43.640 --> 0:40:48.880
<v Speaker 1>I obligate, I guess neurovores, And it's difficult to find

0:40:49.040 --> 0:40:53.000
<v Speaker 1>anything like that in biology. But you have a couple

0:40:53.040 --> 0:40:58.239
<v Speaker 1>of pies, I do, yeah, all of them much smaller

0:40:58.600 --> 0:41:02.600
<v Speaker 1>than the mind flare. The first is and again help

0:41:02.640 --> 0:41:06.719
<v Speaker 1>me with my Latin here, I think it's neglia foul Larry.

0:41:06.760 --> 0:41:09.920
<v Speaker 1>This is referred to in English as the brain eating

0:41:10.000 --> 0:41:14.440
<v Speaker 1>amba uh and this amiba is the primary cause of

0:41:14.480 --> 0:41:19.680
<v Speaker 1>the infectious disease ambic men and joe encephalitis, which is

0:41:19.719 --> 0:41:23.480
<v Speaker 1>also referred to as just PAM P a M. The

0:41:23.520 --> 0:41:28.000
<v Speaker 1>amiba can exist in different kinds of environments, sometimes in soil,

0:41:28.160 --> 0:41:30.520
<v Speaker 1>sometimes in fresh water, and that's where it becomes trouble

0:41:30.560 --> 0:41:33.759
<v Speaker 1>for us as human beings. Or it can exist in

0:41:33.800 --> 0:41:37.600
<v Speaker 1>the human central nervous system. Now, these infections are really rare.

0:41:37.600 --> 0:41:39.760
<v Speaker 1>Well we're about to tell you, like, don't get super

0:41:39.760 --> 0:41:42.719
<v Speaker 1>freaked out. It's soup. It's incredibly rare. But when they

0:41:42.760 --> 0:41:47.120
<v Speaker 1>happen of the time, it's fatal, Like If you get

0:41:47.120 --> 0:41:49.879
<v Speaker 1>one of these amiba in you, you're pretty much done

0:41:49.880 --> 0:41:54.560
<v Speaker 1>for this is this is rolling a one on your Yeah.

0:41:54.840 --> 0:41:58.239
<v Speaker 1>The CDC actually estimates that there were a hundred and

0:41:58.280 --> 0:42:01.200
<v Speaker 1>thirty eight cases of pam AND reported in the United

0:42:01.239 --> 0:42:04.759
<v Speaker 1>States between nineteen sixty two and Okay, so that gives

0:42:04.800 --> 0:42:07.240
<v Speaker 1>you an idea of how rare it is. Of those,

0:42:07.600 --> 0:42:11.600
<v Speaker 1>only three of the patients survived. Uh so, how do

0:42:11.640 --> 0:42:13.880
<v Speaker 1>you get it? You're all probably immediately going, oh, well,

0:42:14.160 --> 0:42:16.239
<v Speaker 1>I don't want that. How How how do I stay

0:42:16.239 --> 0:42:19.480
<v Speaker 1>away from that? Well, usually it's from engaging in recreational

0:42:19.480 --> 0:42:22.320
<v Speaker 1>water activities like swimming or diving. So you know, you

0:42:22.440 --> 0:42:25.080
<v Speaker 1>basically have to stay away from water fun if you,

0:42:25.360 --> 0:42:27.399
<v Speaker 1>if you, if you want to totally avoid this thing.

0:42:27.880 --> 0:42:31.600
<v Speaker 1>The amiba enters the human body through your nose and

0:42:31.640 --> 0:42:35.120
<v Speaker 1>it attaches itself to the epithel cells that line the

0:42:35.160 --> 0:42:39.000
<v Speaker 1>inside of the nasal cavity. Then it migrates to the

0:42:39.120 --> 0:42:43.160
<v Speaker 1>nerves that are situated in the nasal area. Eventually this

0:42:43.400 --> 0:42:47.040
<v Speaker 1>reaches the central nervous system of your spinal cord and brain,

0:42:47.680 --> 0:42:51.960
<v Speaker 1>and it induces your body's immune system to activate macrophages

0:42:52.160 --> 0:42:57.760
<v Speaker 1>and neutrophils to combat infection doesn't feel good. And here's why.

0:42:58.000 --> 0:43:01.680
<v Speaker 1>The amiba itself, this is the airy mind flawery. It

0:43:01.760 --> 0:43:05.319
<v Speaker 1>has food cups on its surface that allow it to

0:43:05.440 --> 0:43:08.319
<v Speaker 1>capture its own food resources, and this is everything from

0:43:08.360 --> 0:43:12.440
<v Speaker 1>bacteria and fungi to human tissue if it's gotten up

0:43:12.480 --> 0:43:17.640
<v Speaker 1>your nose. In addition, it produces cell destructive molecules that

0:43:17.800 --> 0:43:22.160
<v Speaker 1>destroy the membrane structure of nerve cells. So the combination

0:43:22.200 --> 0:43:25.759
<v Speaker 1>of these two things make it really effective at inducing

0:43:25.920 --> 0:43:31.120
<v Speaker 1>severe nerve damage. It eventually will destroy your entire central

0:43:31.160 --> 0:43:35.200
<v Speaker 1>nervous system. This makes them a pretty serious public health

0:43:35.280 --> 0:43:39.560
<v Speaker 1>hazard um because they can be easily acquired. You know,

0:43:39.600 --> 0:43:41.440
<v Speaker 1>you just swimming along, you get one up your nose

0:43:42.000 --> 0:43:45.040
<v Speaker 1>and boom, and then they're associated with this really high

0:43:45.160 --> 0:43:49.320
<v Speaker 1>mortality rate. Now, the symptoms don't show up until about

0:43:49.360 --> 0:43:52.839
<v Speaker 1>two to eight days after infection, and they include the

0:43:52.840 --> 0:43:55.279
<v Speaker 1>following and this is I think we can use these

0:43:55.360 --> 0:43:57.560
<v Speaker 1>as probably an idea of what symptoms would be like

0:43:57.760 --> 0:44:01.040
<v Speaker 1>of uh be either being under the thrall of mind

0:44:01.080 --> 0:44:06.040
<v Speaker 1>flares or during the process of your brain being consumed. Okay,

0:44:06.040 --> 0:44:09.520
<v Speaker 1>so as they're sucking that brain, just beginning to suck

0:44:09.560 --> 0:44:12.560
<v Speaker 1>it out. I guess, so sudden headache, that's a that's

0:44:12.560 --> 0:44:19.240
<v Speaker 1>an obvious one, right, high fever, neck pain, nausea, vomiting, ryanitis,

0:44:19.640 --> 0:44:25.680
<v Speaker 1>light sensitivity, and eventually seizure, seizures in a coma. So alright,

0:44:25.719 --> 0:44:27.960
<v Speaker 1>mind flare is probably doing this much quicker than the

0:44:27.960 --> 0:44:31.480
<v Speaker 1>brain eating amiba is right, But that's a basic idea,

0:44:31.719 --> 0:44:34.160
<v Speaker 1>you know, unless they have different culinary styles. You know,

0:44:34.560 --> 0:44:37.480
<v Speaker 1>maybe there's some of them. Maybe they like to eat slow. Yeah,

0:44:37.560 --> 0:44:39.759
<v Speaker 1>I mean I was reading the geek Out a little bit.

0:44:39.800 --> 0:44:43.600
<v Speaker 1>I was reading that supposedly some mind flares experiment by

0:44:43.680 --> 0:44:48.760
<v Speaker 1>say subjecting their they're they're victims to musical thoughts or whatever.

0:44:48.840 --> 0:44:51.320
<v Speaker 1>Like they'll they'll they'll want a certain mind state before

0:44:51.320 --> 0:44:55.080
<v Speaker 1>they eat it because it had just take later. Interesting, Okay,

0:44:55.160 --> 0:44:57.000
<v Speaker 1>so they go to like they go to like a

0:44:57.040 --> 0:45:01.719
<v Speaker 1>special school, like learn what specific thoughts to beam into

0:45:01.719 --> 0:45:03.440
<v Speaker 1>the brain before they eat it. Yeah, if you want

0:45:03.480 --> 0:45:05.440
<v Speaker 1>your your brain meal to be more a little like

0:45:05.640 --> 0:45:08.920
<v Speaker 1>a veal and wanted to be a sushi, you know

0:45:09.000 --> 0:45:14.400
<v Speaker 1>that depends. Huh. Well again, I want to remind everybody

0:45:14.560 --> 0:45:17.479
<v Speaker 1>the brain eating amba is pretty rare. It's so rare

0:45:17.680 --> 0:45:21.960
<v Speaker 1>that no clinical trials for developing treatments even exist as

0:45:21.960 --> 0:45:26.480
<v Speaker 1>often Usually if it's found, it's treated with something called

0:45:27.000 --> 0:45:31.120
<v Speaker 1>Ampho terrison B, which is an anti fungal drug, as

0:45:31.160 --> 0:45:33.799
<v Speaker 1>well as a variety of other antifungal drugs. And I've

0:45:33.800 --> 0:45:35.680
<v Speaker 1>got some examples for you. In fact, these are the

0:45:35.719 --> 0:45:39.719
<v Speaker 1>three survivors in the US, um one of the Now,

0:45:39.800 --> 0:45:42.719
<v Speaker 1>there's been seven survivors in the whole world. Three in

0:45:42.760 --> 0:45:45.319
<v Speaker 1>the US. One of them was a nine year old

0:45:45.360 --> 0:45:48.759
<v Speaker 1>girl in California who was infected in nineteen seventy eight,

0:45:49.000 --> 0:45:52.080
<v Speaker 1>and she caught it by swimming in Deep Creek Hot

0:45:52.120 --> 0:45:56.400
<v Speaker 1>Springs in San Bernardino National Forest. She was treated with

0:45:56.480 --> 0:45:59.080
<v Speaker 1>exactly what I just described. They gave her Ampho terrison

0:45:59.160 --> 0:46:03.440
<v Speaker 1>B some their antifungal drugs intravenously, and she beat it

0:46:03.480 --> 0:46:08.480
<v Speaker 1>and lived through the experience. Now, two other children were

0:46:08.719 --> 0:46:11.840
<v Speaker 1>reported survivors of this just in two thousand thirteen, so

0:46:11.920 --> 0:46:14.000
<v Speaker 1>just three years ago, and they were twelve and eight

0:46:14.080 --> 0:46:17.200
<v Speaker 1>years old. And a twelve year old first contracted it

0:46:17.239 --> 0:46:20.280
<v Speaker 1>at a water park that was near Little Rock, Arkansas.

0:46:20.280 --> 0:46:22.239
<v Speaker 1>So don't think to yourself like, oh, this is only

0:46:22.280 --> 0:46:25.040
<v Speaker 1>if I swim in like natural water, because apparently they

0:46:25.040 --> 0:46:27.799
<v Speaker 1>got it at this water park as well. Uh. In

0:46:27.840 --> 0:46:30.680
<v Speaker 1>addition to the anti fungal treatments that they usually give,

0:46:31.239 --> 0:46:33.400
<v Speaker 1>this girl was so bad off that they had to

0:46:33.400 --> 0:46:37.920
<v Speaker 1>subject her to induced hypothermia to reduce her brain swelling.

0:46:38.440 --> 0:46:42.640
<v Speaker 1>So this is pretty nasty disease. Um. But also, you know,

0:46:42.920 --> 0:46:45.920
<v Speaker 1>let's keep it in mind when we're thinking about boy,

0:46:46.080 --> 0:46:48.840
<v Speaker 1>this mind flare. It's got its lamprey mouth attached and

0:46:48.880 --> 0:46:51.560
<v Speaker 1>it's piston drilling through my head. What's that going to

0:46:51.640 --> 0:46:54.640
<v Speaker 1>feel like? So this would be an example of a

0:46:54.640 --> 0:46:59.319
<v Speaker 1>creature that certainly doesn't depend on human brains at all

0:46:59.600 --> 0:47:01.840
<v Speaker 1>exact but this is it. But it also gives us

0:47:01.840 --> 0:47:06.200
<v Speaker 1>an example of what brain eating in the real world

0:47:06.280 --> 0:47:10.120
<v Speaker 1>consists off. Yep, we have a couple other examples here too.

0:47:10.520 --> 0:47:14.320
<v Speaker 1>The next one is neurosist curosis, which is a type

0:47:14.360 --> 0:47:16.880
<v Speaker 1>of tape worm that usually lives in pigs. This is

0:47:16.960 --> 0:47:18.600
<v Speaker 1>very stuff to blow your mind. You must have covered

0:47:18.640 --> 0:47:24.000
<v Speaker 1>the pork tapeworm. Uh. Pork tape worm produced larva that

0:47:24.040 --> 0:47:27.560
<v Speaker 1>can latch onto cranium, whether it's a pigs cranium or

0:47:27.760 --> 0:47:31.600
<v Speaker 1>human cranium, and they show up as large white cysts.

0:47:32.000 --> 0:47:35.279
<v Speaker 1>They usually disperse through a pig's blood stream. So when

0:47:35.320 --> 0:47:39.600
<v Speaker 1>you're eating undercooked pork, you could be eating their larva.

0:47:39.800 --> 0:47:42.799
<v Speaker 1>Uh So when they enter a human, usually from eating

0:47:42.880 --> 0:47:46.160
<v Speaker 1>undercooked pork, they still flow through our blood stream and

0:47:46.160 --> 0:47:49.560
<v Speaker 1>they get stuck inside the fluid filled cavities in our brains.

0:47:50.280 --> 0:47:54.000
<v Speaker 1>These can lead to a coma loss of motor functions,

0:47:54.160 --> 0:47:57.960
<v Speaker 1>violent seizures, or blindness. And the reason why they're eating

0:47:58.360 --> 0:48:01.680
<v Speaker 1>holes in your brain. Now, my understanding of this scenario

0:48:01.760 --> 0:48:05.880
<v Speaker 1>is that essentially you have a parasite that is lost

0:48:06.360 --> 0:48:09.080
<v Speaker 1>in an unfamiliar host exactly, Yeah, and it's just doing

0:48:09.120 --> 0:48:11.800
<v Speaker 1>what it thinks it's supposed to do and it results

0:48:11.800 --> 0:48:15.960
<v Speaker 1>in this. Yeah. Now, it's unlike the amiba. This is

0:48:16.040 --> 0:48:19.320
<v Speaker 1>more common than you might think. It's estimated that two

0:48:19.360 --> 0:48:22.840
<v Speaker 1>thousand people have them in the US, in twenty nine

0:48:22.960 --> 0:48:26.080
<v Speaker 1>million in Latin America. Now, these are just pork tape

0:48:26.120 --> 0:48:30.040
<v Speaker 1>worms going about the regular business, not not necessarily getting

0:48:30.040 --> 0:48:32.239
<v Speaker 1>lost to winding up of the brain though, Yeah, I

0:48:32.239 --> 0:48:34.839
<v Speaker 1>believe that's true. Yeah, which can be right, It can

0:48:34.840 --> 0:48:38.600
<v Speaker 1>subsequently lead to that. The other one that's related to

0:48:38.640 --> 0:48:44.040
<v Speaker 1>this similar effect, very different being is prion disease. And

0:48:44.040 --> 0:48:47.800
<v Speaker 1>we've we've talked about this occasionally on the show um Prions.

0:48:48.160 --> 0:48:51.799
<v Speaker 1>There are a variety of fatal neurological illnesses that are

0:48:51.800 --> 0:48:56.000
<v Speaker 1>associated with them. They are abnormal proteins and you can

0:48:56.040 --> 0:49:00.439
<v Speaker 1>both inherit them or have them transmitted into your through

0:49:00.560 --> 0:49:05.640
<v Speaker 1>infected animal tissue. They result in symptoms of dementia or

0:49:05.760 --> 0:49:09.160
<v Speaker 1>a taxio, which is impaired motor control, and they eventually

0:49:09.280 --> 0:49:11.680
<v Speaker 1>lead to death, and it can take anywhere from weeks

0:49:12.040 --> 0:49:15.160
<v Speaker 1>two months. UM. You might have heard of this as

0:49:15.280 --> 0:49:20.600
<v Speaker 1>Kreuzfeld Jakob disease. Uh, there's also new variant Kreutzfeld disease,

0:49:20.719 --> 0:49:27.960
<v Speaker 1>crew Gerstmann Stralser, Shinker syndrome, and fatal familial insomnia. So

0:49:28.080 --> 0:49:32.160
<v Speaker 1>all of these are caused by prion proteins in the brain. Yeah,

0:49:32.200 --> 0:49:35.960
<v Speaker 1>Kuru in particular is the one that is associated with

0:49:36.719 --> 0:49:42.960
<v Speaker 1>traditional acts of funeral cannibalism um in in certain parts

0:49:42.960 --> 0:49:46.040
<v Speaker 1>of the world. And yeah, exactly what Papa New Guinea.

0:49:46.400 --> 0:49:49.439
<v Speaker 1>It leads to disease. Yeah, so all of us are

0:49:49.440 --> 0:49:54.360
<v Speaker 1>probably most familiar with these from the animal form that

0:49:54.400 --> 0:49:57.520
<v Speaker 1>we referred to as mad cow disease. It's caused by

0:49:57.520 --> 0:50:01.160
<v Speaker 1>a similar thing with prions. Now we've known about this

0:50:01.239 --> 0:50:04.280
<v Speaker 1>in sheep and goats. For hundreds of years it referred

0:50:04.280 --> 0:50:08.880
<v Speaker 1>to as scrappy in sheeps and goats, but we didn't

0:50:08.920 --> 0:50:12.000
<v Speaker 1>know that it was actually transmittable until the nineteen thirties.

0:50:12.600 --> 0:50:15.960
<v Speaker 1>So basically what happens here is these diseases are caused

0:50:15.960 --> 0:50:19.400
<v Speaker 1>by proteins that are misshapen um and that's why we

0:50:19.440 --> 0:50:23.400
<v Speaker 1>refer to them as prions. They clump together and proliferate

0:50:23.719 --> 0:50:28.120
<v Speaker 1>by inducing shape changes in our normal proteins, and this

0:50:28.280 --> 0:50:32.600
<v Speaker 1>causes sponge like lesions in the brain that disrupt brain function.

0:50:33.200 --> 0:50:36.360
<v Speaker 1>So there's your three examples. You get the prions, the

0:50:36.520 --> 0:50:41.200
<v Speaker 1>pork tape worm, and the brain eating amiba. Basically, you know,

0:50:41.440 --> 0:50:44.759
<v Speaker 1>very different kinds of creatures that can get into your

0:50:44.800 --> 0:50:49.680
<v Speaker 1>nervous system and wreck havoc, but good examples of probably

0:50:49.719 --> 0:50:53.000
<v Speaker 1>what's going on with mind flare consumption. Alright, we're gonna

0:50:53.000 --> 0:50:55.040
<v Speaker 1>take a quick break and we come back. We're going

0:50:55.080 --> 0:50:59.799
<v Speaker 1>to compare the elpids to a certain tongue eating pair

0:50:59.840 --> 0:51:08.239
<v Speaker 1>of site. So we talked about this earlier, but the

0:51:09.160 --> 0:51:13.680
<v Speaker 1>creation of the mind flare, and it's I guess lore

0:51:14.200 --> 0:51:18.600
<v Speaker 1>throughout the last forty odd years is so amazing that

0:51:18.680 --> 0:51:22.359
<v Speaker 1>they've actually come up with a detailed process with its

0:51:22.400 --> 0:51:28.320
<v Speaker 1>own title called ceremorphosis, which is basically the the idea

0:51:28.560 --> 0:51:32.960
<v Speaker 1>of how it reproduces parasitically, right right, Yeah, it's that

0:51:33.200 --> 0:51:36.160
<v Speaker 1>example we talked about earlier. The the little tadpole is

0:51:36.360 --> 0:51:39.279
<v Speaker 1>shoved up into the cranium and then it eats the

0:51:39.320 --> 0:51:43.240
<v Speaker 1>host brain and it attaches there to the brain, storm

0:51:43.239 --> 0:51:46.719
<v Speaker 1>swells up, grows into the new brain for this body,

0:51:46.920 --> 0:51:49.200
<v Speaker 1>and then transforms the body. Now here's a here's a

0:51:49.239 --> 0:51:54.000
<v Speaker 1>nerdy little bit that I remember about illids. Sometimes when

0:51:54.040 --> 0:51:59.160
<v Speaker 1>they do this, they take on like mental ticks from

0:51:59.200 --> 0:52:02.360
<v Speaker 1>the host the they grow within. Uh. And this is

0:52:02.400 --> 0:52:06.080
<v Speaker 1>considered like social flaw. It's like a it's a real

0:52:06.239 --> 0:52:09.680
<v Speaker 1>like bad sign of manners in mind player society, so

0:52:09.719 --> 0:52:12.200
<v Speaker 1>they try to hide it from the rest of their speechies.

0:52:12.239 --> 0:52:14.719
<v Speaker 1>So like let's say, like, um, all right, We'll use

0:52:14.800 --> 0:52:17.360
<v Speaker 1>Joe as an example. Let's say Joe has like a

0:52:17.400 --> 0:52:20.399
<v Speaker 1>tick where he picks at his fingernails, and then they

0:52:20.440 --> 0:52:24.200
<v Speaker 1>insert a mind flare tadpole into Joe. It eats his brain,

0:52:24.400 --> 0:52:27.360
<v Speaker 1>it turns Joe into a mind flare, regrows as his brain,

0:52:27.680 --> 0:52:30.040
<v Speaker 1>but it may still have that tick. Where it picks

0:52:30.040 --> 0:52:33.440
<v Speaker 1>at its fingernails, but it has to hide it constantly

0:52:33.480 --> 0:52:36.680
<v Speaker 1>from other mind flas or else they'll they'll be like, oh,

0:52:36.840 --> 0:52:40.279
<v Speaker 1>there's something off with you. You're not mind flairery enough.

0:52:40.400 --> 0:52:44.239
<v Speaker 1>You didn't discard uh, the human shell that you're so

0:52:44.280 --> 0:52:46.640
<v Speaker 1>it's so you're weak because you're in a since you're

0:52:46.680 --> 0:52:51.440
<v Speaker 1>letting your your clothing control you. Yeah, yeah, exactly, Alright,

0:52:51.480 --> 0:52:54.160
<v Speaker 1>So you're probably wondering, well, this sounds just monstrous and

0:52:54.239 --> 0:52:58.680
<v Speaker 1>off one of the worldly. What's what possible parallel was there? Well,

0:52:58.800 --> 0:53:03.400
<v Speaker 1>there's a wonderful one and in the form of Simothia Exigua.

0:53:03.600 --> 0:53:05.919
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, this is a Stufftabiliary Man classic. We talked

0:53:05.960 --> 0:53:08.840
<v Speaker 1>about this one on the Strain episode. Yeah, this is

0:53:08.840 --> 0:53:13.280
<v Speaker 1>the tongue eating ice a pod. You might be familiar

0:53:13.360 --> 0:53:15.759
<v Speaker 1>with these from a movie that came out a couple

0:53:15.800 --> 0:53:18.479
<v Speaker 1>of years ago. It's a found footage horror movie called

0:53:18.600 --> 0:53:21.759
<v Speaker 1>The Bay, and I think the premise I watched it

0:53:21.800 --> 0:53:23.560
<v Speaker 1>a while ago, but the premise was something like, there

0:53:23.640 --> 0:53:26.080
<v Speaker 1>was some kind of pollutant in the waters around this

0:53:26.200 --> 0:53:31.600
<v Speaker 1>coastal town. It caused the the isopods to mutate, uh,

0:53:31.640 --> 0:53:35.600
<v Speaker 1>and so they started infecting human beings instead of fish. Yeah. Now, luckily,

0:53:35.880 --> 0:53:39.480
<v Speaker 1>luckily they don't actually affect humans. But there hasn't been

0:53:39.480 --> 0:53:42.279
<v Speaker 1>a lot of new research published on these creatures. It's

0:53:42.360 --> 0:53:45.319
<v Speaker 1>it's they're they're quite rare. They're possibly popping up more

0:53:45.760 --> 0:53:49.120
<v Speaker 1>these days due to over fishing. But essentially what you

0:53:49.160 --> 0:53:51.680
<v Speaker 1>have here, this is the scenario. Is we understanding, This

0:53:51.800 --> 0:53:54.480
<v Speaker 1>little crustacean sneaks in through the gills of a fish,

0:53:54.880 --> 0:53:57.560
<v Speaker 1>It sets up shop on the host taste buds, and

0:53:57.600 --> 0:53:59.680
<v Speaker 1>then there's there's only so much room and a fish

0:53:59.760 --> 0:54:02.439
<v Speaker 1>is on a fish mouth, so you can imagine what

0:54:02.480 --> 0:54:05.240
<v Speaker 1>the the louse's first meal is. It has a tasty

0:54:05.280 --> 0:54:08.160
<v Speaker 1>helping of tongue juice, starts sucking on that tongue juice,

0:54:08.560 --> 0:54:11.960
<v Speaker 1>and once the loose drains the tongue of enough blood, uh,

0:54:12.000 --> 0:54:15.640
<v Speaker 1>it attaches itself to the atrophied stump of the tongue

0:54:15.680 --> 0:54:20.319
<v Speaker 1>and essentially becomes the new tongue for the fish. And

0:54:20.360 --> 0:54:22.359
<v Speaker 1>every time the host opens his mouth for a meal,

0:54:22.719 --> 0:54:25.920
<v Speaker 1>the loos, you know, helps itself to a little food

0:54:26.200 --> 0:54:29.400
<v Speaker 1>on the way down. Yeah, you can easily u find

0:54:29.400 --> 0:54:31.840
<v Speaker 1>a Google image search of what these things look like.

0:54:31.880 --> 0:54:34.640
<v Speaker 1>There's plenty of pictures of people prying fish mouths opening

0:54:34.680 --> 0:54:37.680
<v Speaker 1>you can see the little isopod inside. Yeah, every time

0:54:37.680 --> 0:54:39.520
<v Speaker 1>I show my wife it, she just goes like she

0:54:39.600 --> 0:54:42.319
<v Speaker 1>does the voice of the isopod saying like hello, like

0:54:42.520 --> 0:54:46.080
<v Speaker 1>this is peaking out from inside this fish mouth. Fun fact,

0:54:46.480 --> 0:54:50.280
<v Speaker 1>not these specific is A pods that that it regrow

0:54:50.360 --> 0:54:52.680
<v Speaker 1>as tongues, but other is A pods can grow to

0:54:52.680 --> 0:54:56.440
<v Speaker 1>be over two point five feet long. And uh, these

0:54:56.440 --> 0:54:58.520
<v Speaker 1>aren't the tongue replacements. This that these are the kind

0:54:58.560 --> 0:55:01.160
<v Speaker 1>that scavenge the carcass is of whales, which we've talked

0:55:01.160 --> 0:55:03.560
<v Speaker 1>about before the show as well. Yeah, so these are

0:55:03.640 --> 0:55:05.680
<v Speaker 1>really I mean, I don't I don't know how to

0:55:05.719 --> 0:55:10.200
<v Speaker 1>describe isopods verbally on the show, but they're real creepy

0:55:10.200 --> 0:55:13.440
<v Speaker 1>looking critters. And just imagine them crawling along the corpse

0:55:13.760 --> 0:55:16.560
<v Speaker 1>of whale, just slowly chewing their way through it. Yeah,

0:55:16.640 --> 0:55:20.160
<v Speaker 1>to drag in another fictional comparison, they remind me a

0:55:20.160 --> 0:55:22.200
<v Speaker 1>lot of the Gartham from the Dark Crystal, the big

0:55:22.200 --> 0:55:25.160
<v Speaker 1>beetle creatures. Yeah, yeah, that's a good Yeah, that's a

0:55:25.160 --> 0:55:29.960
<v Speaker 1>good example. So with Samothia exegua, you have a creature

0:55:30.000 --> 0:55:33.120
<v Speaker 1>here that that mainly you know sucks on tongue juice

0:55:33.160 --> 0:55:36.319
<v Speaker 1>attaches itself to the stump, while the elithid tadpole goes

0:55:36.360 --> 0:55:39.799
<v Speaker 1>far beyond that. The the elithid tadpole is replacing the

0:55:39.840 --> 0:55:43.399
<v Speaker 1>central organ of the nervous system. Uh. And it's it's

0:55:43.480 --> 0:55:45.279
<v Speaker 1>quite appropriate to think of this as an act that

0:55:45.360 --> 0:55:48.120
<v Speaker 1>just kills the host, but it really serves as a

0:55:48.160 --> 0:55:51.680
<v Speaker 1>sort of of of parasitism. The body continues to live,

0:55:51.880 --> 0:55:55.320
<v Speaker 1>albeit in a different form, and many natural world parasites

0:55:55.360 --> 0:56:00.200
<v Speaker 1>inflict behavioral and physical changes on their hosts. It also

0:56:00.200 --> 0:56:02.960
<v Speaker 1>gives us a rough evolutionary idea of where the elithids

0:56:02.960 --> 0:56:05.280
<v Speaker 1>came from, or would have come from in a natural system,

0:56:05.360 --> 0:56:10.600
<v Speaker 1>right brain replacing parasites that eventually transcend into something greater. Yeah,

0:56:10.719 --> 0:56:13.000
<v Speaker 1>So I mean, if you really think about it, like

0:56:13.040 --> 0:56:17.439
<v Speaker 1>they have to even though like mind flare is best

0:56:17.480 --> 0:56:21.120
<v Speaker 1>operate on the dark and hide an attack, they have

0:56:21.320 --> 0:56:26.480
<v Speaker 1>to come into contact with other humanoid species because otherwise

0:56:26.520 --> 0:56:29.480
<v Speaker 1>they're just going to only exist as tadpole form, right,

0:56:29.480 --> 0:56:31.240
<v Speaker 1>they have to. They have to use humans for bodies,

0:56:31.239 --> 0:56:35.080
<v Speaker 1>they have to use humans for food. It's yeah, because also, yeah,

0:56:35.080 --> 0:56:37.279
<v Speaker 1>you can think of it this way. So the parasitic

0:56:37.640 --> 0:56:41.719
<v Speaker 1>form that goes inside the host is physically eating the

0:56:41.760 --> 0:56:44.359
<v Speaker 1>brain from the out, from the inside out. But then

0:56:44.400 --> 0:56:47.399
<v Speaker 1>as adults they have to crack open skulls and get

0:56:47.440 --> 0:56:50.960
<v Speaker 1>brains um, you know, in a different way. Yeah, yeah, exactly.

0:56:51.920 --> 0:56:55.400
<v Speaker 1>I wonder what happens if a mind flare eats a

0:56:55.480 --> 0:56:58.960
<v Speaker 1>prion infected brain. That would be that would be an

0:56:58.960 --> 0:57:02.400
<v Speaker 1>interesting plot point. Infected brains and how maybe they can

0:57:02.400 --> 0:57:05.000
<v Speaker 1>detect them and know not to them. Maybe that's it.

0:57:05.080 --> 0:57:07.400
<v Speaker 1>That's like the oh, it's like it's like an alien

0:57:07.480 --> 0:57:12.600
<v Speaker 1>three when they the aliens don't attack Sigourney Weaver because spoilers,

0:57:12.600 --> 0:57:14.719
<v Speaker 1>she's got one of them in her. But like the

0:57:14.840 --> 0:57:17.880
<v Speaker 1>mind flares will like kill everybody except for one person,

0:57:18.000 --> 0:57:20.720
<v Speaker 1>and it's because they can sense that they've got, you know,

0:57:20.800 --> 0:57:23.880
<v Speaker 1>either pryon related disease or like a pork tape worm

0:57:24.000 --> 0:57:25.560
<v Speaker 1>or something. But this would be a wonderful plot for

0:57:25.560 --> 0:57:28.160
<v Speaker 1>anybody out there who's putting together a campaign. Imagine a

0:57:28.200 --> 0:57:30.920
<v Speaker 1>scenario in which the big breath that the mind flares

0:57:31.320 --> 0:57:35.880
<v Speaker 1>are facing, or perhaps the the methodology that's being employed

0:57:35.880 --> 0:57:39.280
<v Speaker 1>by their enemies is a pry on. It's being induced

0:57:39.560 --> 0:57:42.360
<v Speaker 1>to the populations that the mind flavors depend on for

0:57:42.400 --> 0:57:47.680
<v Speaker 1>food mad mind flare disease. Alright, but we've got some

0:57:47.760 --> 0:57:54.120
<v Speaker 1>more biological parallels specifically with locusts. Right, Yes, so remember

0:57:54.160 --> 0:57:57.600
<v Speaker 1>the oleithard that we have mentioned earlier. Yeah, this is

0:57:57.960 --> 0:58:00.760
<v Speaker 1>the super mind flare. So again, the scenario here is

0:58:00.800 --> 0:58:03.920
<v Speaker 1>you have tadpoles growing into adult mind flare if everything

0:58:04.000 --> 0:58:06.640
<v Speaker 1>is going like normal, but then there's an exceptional mind

0:58:06.640 --> 0:58:12.120
<v Speaker 1>flare adult who starts rivaling the elder brain. You know,

0:58:12.160 --> 0:58:15.240
<v Speaker 1>they they're they're disagreeing on everything. And finally the elder

0:58:15.240 --> 0:58:17.640
<v Speaker 1>brain says, all right, go do your own thing, take

0:58:17.640 --> 0:58:20.600
<v Speaker 1>your followers, get out of here, start your own colony.

0:58:20.760 --> 0:58:24.240
<v Speaker 1>And that's what happens, seeds a new colony. And again

0:58:24.280 --> 0:58:27.160
<v Speaker 1>you can think of this as a morph a version

0:58:27.560 --> 0:58:30.640
<v Speaker 1>of the species that's going to go out and uh

0:58:30.680 --> 0:58:34.439
<v Speaker 1>and and found a new colony. Okay. And the best

0:58:34.480 --> 0:58:37.640
<v Speaker 1>example that that I came across to to discuss this

0:58:37.960 --> 0:58:41.320
<v Speaker 1>is that of the desert locust. So desert locust feature

0:58:41.360 --> 0:58:46.160
<v Speaker 1>both a gregarious and a solitary morph. A gregarious morph

0:58:46.400 --> 0:58:50.840
<v Speaker 1>arises as a response to population density. It's more adapted flying,

0:58:50.920 --> 0:58:52.560
<v Speaker 1>so it can it can get the heck out of

0:58:52.560 --> 0:58:55.480
<v Speaker 1>that immediate area, go off and help found a new

0:58:55.520 --> 0:58:59.320
<v Speaker 1>population of desert locusts. So I think that's what we

0:58:59.360 --> 0:59:01.000
<v Speaker 1>have we have here with the olythics. You have a

0:59:01.040 --> 0:59:04.640
<v Speaker 1>model that closely resembles morse that developed due to population

0:59:04.720 --> 0:59:08.280
<v Speaker 1>density in order to spread out and establish new community.

0:59:08.360 --> 0:59:10.600
<v Speaker 1>So in this case, it's it's the idea there's there's

0:59:10.680 --> 0:59:13.080
<v Speaker 1>enough of them around that it means that the population

0:59:13.160 --> 0:59:17.240
<v Speaker 1>is healthy, the resources are abundant enough, and the colony

0:59:17.280 --> 0:59:22.000
<v Speaker 1>can actually uh you know, depart, splinter and form new

0:59:22.040 --> 0:59:27.000
<v Speaker 1>populations of the species. Now, what's inherent about that, especially

0:59:27.040 --> 0:59:29.880
<v Speaker 1>for these mind flares, is that they're hermaphrodites, so they

0:59:29.880 --> 0:59:33.760
<v Speaker 1>don't need mates in order to create more mind flares.

0:59:34.280 --> 0:59:35.880
<v Speaker 1>So I was thinking about this, I was like, all right,

0:59:35.920 --> 0:59:39.600
<v Speaker 1>her map preditic reproduction is is definitely a real thing.

0:59:39.600 --> 0:59:42.680
<v Speaker 1>But let's look to another example to try to figure

0:59:42.680 --> 0:59:45.800
<v Speaker 1>out how that would work with mind flares. And the

0:59:45.840 --> 0:59:48.960
<v Speaker 1>one I turned to was C. Elegants, which is a

0:59:49.000 --> 0:59:52.960
<v Speaker 1>type of nematode of roundworm or thread worm uh and

0:59:53.000 --> 0:59:57.320
<v Speaker 1>it lives in the soil, usually sometimes rotting vegetation, and

0:59:57.360 --> 1:00:00.480
<v Speaker 1>it basically feeds on bacteria and they're they're very primitive,

1:00:00.520 --> 1:00:03.960
<v Speaker 1>but we human beings study them a lot, and why

1:00:04.040 --> 1:00:09.080
<v Speaker 1>because they share essential characteristics with human biology, So you know,

1:00:09.280 --> 1:00:12.360
<v Speaker 1>they're great for studying the effects of certain things on

1:00:12.760 --> 1:00:15.960
<v Speaker 1>without doing it to humans. Or I don't know, ferrets,

1:00:16.000 --> 1:00:18.520
<v Speaker 1>which are another sort of I guess if you're thinking

1:00:18.520 --> 1:00:21.120
<v Speaker 1>about it in terms of evolved life forms higher up

1:00:21.120 --> 1:00:26.560
<v Speaker 1>the chain that has human characteristics. Except some of c

1:00:26.800 --> 1:00:33.000
<v Speaker 1>elegants are self fertilizing hermaphrodites, just like the mind flairs are. Uh,

1:00:33.000 --> 1:00:36.680
<v Speaker 1>And the way that they do this is they cleave embryonically,

1:00:36.880 --> 1:00:39.320
<v Speaker 1>So I would assume this is something that happens in

1:00:39.360 --> 1:00:43.600
<v Speaker 1>the mind flare. It proceeds through morpha genesis, and then

1:00:43.640 --> 1:00:46.280
<v Speaker 1>they grow into an adult. Now we've been told by

1:00:46.400 --> 1:00:49.720
<v Speaker 1>Volo's Guide of Monsters that mind flavors lay an egg.

1:00:49.800 --> 1:00:52.680
<v Speaker 1>But this is all right, not trying to be grossier,

1:00:52.880 --> 1:00:54.640
<v Speaker 1>but I'm trying to figure this out. Right, you go

1:00:54.720 --> 1:00:58.880
<v Speaker 1>through ceremorphosis, changes your body, turns your head into an octopus.

1:01:00.160 --> 1:01:03.800
<v Speaker 1>Presumably it creates some kind of orifice that you can

1:01:03.920 --> 1:01:07.520
<v Speaker 1>lay an egg through. Yeah, I would guess so, or

1:01:07.560 --> 1:01:12.200
<v Speaker 1>it's utilizing an existing orifice in some way. Shape or form. Okay, Um,

1:01:12.240 --> 1:01:16.240
<v Speaker 1>but I'm wondering if maybe what's happening is it's because

1:01:16.320 --> 1:01:21.800
<v Speaker 1>it's creating its own eggs. It's it's cleaving embryonically inside

1:01:21.800 --> 1:01:25.680
<v Speaker 1>of itself, laying that as an egg, and then that

1:01:25.800 --> 1:01:30.240
<v Speaker 1>egg hatches, proceeds through morpha genesis, and then goes through

1:01:30.320 --> 1:01:35.600
<v Speaker 1>the ceremorphosis procedure that we've already described right now. See,

1:01:35.640 --> 1:01:41.640
<v Speaker 1>elegants also has only male counterparts. So there's hermaphrodites and

1:01:41.680 --> 1:01:44.720
<v Speaker 1>there's males, but there aren't females. It's kind of fascinating.

1:01:45.440 --> 1:01:48.480
<v Speaker 1>Most of their volume when you look at their anatomy,

1:01:48.840 --> 1:01:52.200
<v Speaker 1>is taken up by their reproductive system. So you'd have

1:01:52.280 --> 1:01:54.560
<v Speaker 1>to imagine maybe mind flares would be the same way.

1:01:54.640 --> 1:01:57.160
<v Speaker 1>Like other than the big head, everything from the neck

1:01:57.240 --> 1:02:00.439
<v Speaker 1>down is reproductive system. Yeah. I mean, they probably don't

1:02:00.480 --> 1:02:02.680
<v Speaker 1>need much in the way of a traditional digestive system

1:02:02.720 --> 1:02:05.040
<v Speaker 1>because they're only getting a limited amount of sustenance out

1:02:05.040 --> 1:02:08.120
<v Speaker 1>of that brain. Yeah. Um. And then and then who

1:02:08.120 --> 1:02:11.040
<v Speaker 1>knows how they defecate. Maybe they just they're always coming

1:02:11.080 --> 1:02:13.400
<v Speaker 1>in slime, so maybe they just maybe they just secrete

1:02:13.400 --> 1:02:16.880
<v Speaker 1>it through their wars. Well. Um, the sea elegance of

1:02:16.920 --> 1:02:19.920
<v Speaker 1>their nine hundred and fifty nine cells, three hundred of

1:02:19.920 --> 1:02:23.160
<v Speaker 1>them are neurons. This sounds about right for a larval

1:02:23.200 --> 1:02:28.120
<v Speaker 1>mind flare, especially if it's you know, primarily using its thoughts,

1:02:28.160 --> 1:02:33.960
<v Speaker 1>its brain, it's thinking capacity. See, elegans also have neural structures.

1:02:34.000 --> 1:02:37.200
<v Speaker 1>These are just in nematodes, mind you that include sense

1:02:37.280 --> 1:02:42.400
<v Speaker 1>organs for taste, smell, temperature, and touch. They don't have eyes,

1:02:42.960 --> 1:02:45.680
<v Speaker 1>but they do respond to light. Hopefully nobody starts sewing

1:02:45.760 --> 1:02:49.360
<v Speaker 1>eyes onto these guys anytime soon. But they they're responsive

1:02:49.400 --> 1:02:52.640
<v Speaker 1>to light as well. Uh. And they move by flexing

1:02:52.680 --> 1:02:56.400
<v Speaker 1>and relaxing their dorsal ventral waves along their body to

1:02:56.440 --> 1:02:59.120
<v Speaker 1>propel themselves along. And this was how I was imagining

1:03:00.320 --> 1:03:04.080
<v Speaker 1>the mind flare. Larvae must have to have some kind

1:03:04.080 --> 1:03:07.920
<v Speaker 1>of locomotion, right, whether it's moving through cerebral fluid that

1:03:07.920 --> 1:03:11.440
<v Speaker 1>it's swimming around in, or it's crawling up into somebody's skull.

1:03:11.960 --> 1:03:14.560
<v Speaker 1>So it probably does a similar thing right by flexing

1:03:14.600 --> 1:03:17.080
<v Speaker 1>and relaxing until it burrows up in there and eats

1:03:17.120 --> 1:03:20.440
<v Speaker 1>the brain. So I think c elegants as a nematode

1:03:21.000 --> 1:03:24.640
<v Speaker 1>is a pretty good start. There's lots of hermaphroditic creatures

1:03:24.680 --> 1:03:26.360
<v Speaker 1>out there that we could look to. But this seems

1:03:26.480 --> 1:03:31.640
<v Speaker 1>plausible for how the mind flare I guess the reproductive

1:03:31.720 --> 1:03:36.040
<v Speaker 1>part inside the actual adult mind flare's bodies working. Yeah, yeah,

1:03:36.040 --> 1:03:38.120
<v Speaker 1>I think that's an interesting spin on it, and certainly

1:03:38.280 --> 1:03:40.919
<v Speaker 1>fleshes out something that at least in the guides I've

1:03:40.920 --> 1:03:44.240
<v Speaker 1>looked at, they don't really put a lot of detail into. Right, Yeah,

1:03:44.320 --> 1:03:48.040
<v Speaker 1>that's probably a little too much for your average A

1:03:48.120 --> 1:03:51.600
<v Speaker 1>D and D reader that's in volos Additional Guy, the

1:03:52.000 --> 1:03:58.439
<v Speaker 1>Midnight volos Erotic Guide the Monsters. Um, Okay, so we've

1:03:58.480 --> 1:04:00.600
<v Speaker 1>talked a lot about this on the side, but let's

1:04:00.640 --> 1:04:04.880
<v Speaker 1>really get into it. The elder brain. So can imagine

1:04:05.080 --> 1:04:10.640
<v Speaker 1>like if we just had rather rather than like, um,

1:04:10.640 --> 1:04:14.640
<v Speaker 1>a boss at work instead, where your boss's office is,

1:04:14.840 --> 1:04:19.280
<v Speaker 1>there's just a big baby pool that's filled with cerebral

1:04:19.320 --> 1:04:23.200
<v Speaker 1>fluid and a giant brain, and that's what tells you

1:04:23.240 --> 1:04:25.800
<v Speaker 1>what your duties are for the day. I'm picturing it

1:04:25.920 --> 1:04:27.920
<v Speaker 1>right now. I mean I could probably get behind it

1:04:28.080 --> 1:04:31.320
<v Speaker 1>after after a while. Yeah, yeah, you could trust an

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<v Speaker 1>elder brain. Yeah, I mean that's the older brain. Who's

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<v Speaker 1>who's gonna question the alder brain, but you, I certainly

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't know, but Drid Stowarton did. That's a spoiler for

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<v Speaker 1>that book Exile. Uh. Speaking of which, Yeah, so this

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<v Speaker 1>is actually a quote from it, and I'm going to

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<v Speaker 1>give you a little bit of an idea of from

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<v Speaker 1>the pros what they're like. The inside of the giant

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<v Speaker 1>stone structure was ringed by balconies and spiraling stairways, each

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<v Speaker 1>level housing several of the mind flares, But it was

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<v Speaker 1>the bottom chamber, unadorned and circular, that held the most

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<v Speaker 1>important being of all, the central brain. Fully twenty feet

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<v Speaker 1>in diameter, This boneless lump of pulsating flesh tied the

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<v Speaker 1>mind Flare community together in telepathic symbiosis. The central brain

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<v Speaker 1>was the composite of their knowledge, the mental eye that

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<v Speaker 1>guarded their outside chambers, in which had heard the warning

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<v Speaker 1>cries of the illaphid from the drows city many miles

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<v Speaker 1>to the east. To the Illatids of the community. The

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<v Speaker 1>central brain was the coordinator of their entire existence and

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<v Speaker 1>nothing short of their god. Thus, only a very few

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<v Speaker 1>slaves were allowed with this special tower, captives with sensitive

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<v Speaker 1>and delicate fingers that could massage the illiphant god thing

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<v Speaker 1>and soothe it with tender brushes and warm fluids. So

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<v Speaker 1>it's a little insight into what goes on with the

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<v Speaker 1>older brains with gotta keep the elder brain well scrubbed.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like constantly, like at a day spa. Yeah. So again,

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<v Speaker 1>you get back into this idea that either they developed

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<v Speaker 1>this over time or they evolved to have the elder

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<v Speaker 1>brain as part of their their biology essentially um but

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<v Speaker 1>part of their They're just there their life cycle. I

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<v Speaker 1>tend to like the idea that they they developed it

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<v Speaker 1>or they turned to it after the fall, because the

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<v Speaker 1>mind flares endlessly plot the restoration of their empire, and

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<v Speaker 1>to do so, they have to maintain a perfect balance

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<v Speaker 1>of secrecy and exploration, ever clawing out the shortest, safest path,

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<v Speaker 1>much like the Spacing Guild and the dude yeah yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>can't make big risks because because if they don't pay off,

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<v Speaker 1>they could lose everything. So to survive and to make

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<v Speaker 1>the necessary meta calculations here, the elethids have this elder

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<v Speaker 1>brain uh again, giant immobile thought organ in a tank

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<v Speaker 1>of brine. It's the in these library of knowledge, a

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<v Speaker 1>history of all their past lives. When they die, their

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<v Speaker 1>their their own brains are returned to the elder brain.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a nexus of metacognition for the individuals in the colony,

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<v Speaker 1>and likewise kind of serves the thralls as well. You

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<v Speaker 1>know what that sounds like to me? What cyborgi ism? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>except for it's using organic material It sounds very much

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<v Speaker 1>like what we talked about in our episode on cyborganism. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I couldn't help but think about human computing.

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<v Speaker 1>The entire system resembles in many ways human information networking

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<v Speaker 1>systems and the ever evolving supercomputers that manage it. But

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<v Speaker 1>the externalization and interconnectivity of thought, and as we drift

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<v Speaker 1>ever closer to the technological singularity, when computer super intelligence

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<v Speaker 1>truly eclipses that humanity, it seems like we could be

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<v Speaker 1>approaching our own age of the elder brain, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, well, think about it the cloud, the way

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<v Speaker 1>everyone talks about the cloud, we're just like offloading and

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<v Speaker 1>nation to the cloud. And I don't know, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess we do have like people whose whole job

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<v Speaker 1>is to maintain the cloud. I don't know that they're

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<v Speaker 1>necessarily giving it a delicate finger massages, but you know,

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<v Speaker 1>they work inside these data centers that house all this information.

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<v Speaker 1>That's our version of the elder We put all of

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<v Speaker 1>our human knowledge into it. We put all these details

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<v Speaker 1>about our daily life. Even when we die, information about

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<v Speaker 1>us lives on. Yeah. Yeah, I mean what yea, what

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<v Speaker 1>is the internet? What is the cloud? But an elder brain?

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<v Speaker 1>And you know, the more I think about it, I

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<v Speaker 1>would I think I'd be okay with trusting. I'd be

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<v Speaker 1>I feel safer trusting the world. Do an elder brain

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<v Speaker 1>or or in the human variation here, a super advanced

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<v Speaker 1>artificial intelligence. Yeah, so you're ready to give up to

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<v Speaker 1>sky neet at this point, You're like, maybe it'll do

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<v Speaker 1>a better job than we have. It's kind of the

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<v Speaker 1>sky net situation, right because the mind flares are saying, look,

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<v Speaker 1>we screw this up. We're done, We're doomed, we're done.

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<v Speaker 1>So let's let's let's have this elder rain that's going

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<v Speaker 1>to take care of all those choices for us, and

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<v Speaker 1>this way we can survive and maybe even rise again. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And so I'm trying to think to like parallels of this,

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<v Speaker 1>if you you know, like so in the stories of

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<v Speaker 1>mind flares, basically they'll protect the elder brain at all costs. Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's you know, as you mentioned earlier, I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>a pretty high level monster to fight an elder brain

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<v Speaker 1>or something, right, It's pretty like they'll just like psychically

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<v Speaker 1>wipe you out if you try to hurt them. But

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<v Speaker 1>but like, imagine if you just destroyed the Internet, you

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<v Speaker 1>just took out the cloud. Now, I know that's like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, pretty much as much fantasy as mind flares

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<v Speaker 1>at this point, right, But like the world right now

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<v Speaker 1>without all of that data backed up that we've got

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<v Speaker 1>would be an utter chaos, And so what are we

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do for now? We're going to protect it at

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<v Speaker 1>all costs, right, That's like information is our primary resource

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<v Speaker 1>right now. Kind of crazy. Yeah, you sound like a

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<v Speaker 1>modern human, you also sound like a mind flare and

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<v Speaker 1>saying that, which brings us back again to this area,

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<v Speaker 1>this idea that the mind flares are essentially us. They

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<v Speaker 1>may have tentacles, they may eat more brains than we

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<v Speaker 1>do on a daily basis, but they're essentially humans with

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<v Speaker 1>a with a very similar reliance on information and informational systems. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>So think about that the next time you encounter one.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, no one of your adventures. Yeah, absolutely, be

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit more humane with the mind flares that

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<v Speaker 1>you may be attacking. Yes, in humans before before you

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<v Speaker 1>rule your initiative and I think twice all right, So

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<v Speaker 1>there you have it mind flares. So this was an

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