WEBVTT - Yo Son and My Daughter

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<v Speaker 1>All right, coming up at the top of the hour,

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<v Speaker 1>right about four minutes after. It's my strawberry letter for today,

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<v Speaker 1>and the subject is how did pine straw get in there? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>how did pine struck get in there? We'll figure out

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<v Speaker 1>what that's all about. I don't even know what pine

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<v Speaker 1>straw was, but anyway, there is where's there? You'll find

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<v Speaker 1>out when you hear the letter. But we'll hear it

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<v Speaker 1>in just a few But right now, the nephew is

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<v Speaker 1>here with today's praying phone call. What you got for us,

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<v Speaker 1>nep We're going deep stupid right now, y'all. We're going

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<v Speaker 1>submarine deep. Okay, the marine deep. That's deep, scary, deep scary. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>Tyler is right here is your son and my daughter.

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<v Speaker 1>Your son and my daughter got dog. Let's go hello, Hello,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to reach Darren's Darren's father is yarning. Listen,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm calling you. Lishanda is my daughter. She goes to

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<v Speaker 1>college up there with your sort. Uh And I'm getting

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<v Speaker 1>the word I got a few minutes ago, was that

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<v Speaker 1>the two of them to run off and then got

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<v Speaker 1>married together. I don't know what what what what make

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<v Speaker 1>him run off and get married? Like? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>where did you hear this from. I just got a

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<v Speaker 1>phone call from one of the kids at the school

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<v Speaker 1>saying that they didn't that this the girl grew up

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<v Speaker 1>when they went to grew up with a artle grade school.

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<v Speaker 1>She called it, said Deshonda, and there then the red

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<v Speaker 1>off and got married together. And they done that, they

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<v Speaker 1>say they done yesterday. But wait, wait, my Sturday, my Saturday,

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<v Speaker 1>and I talked to him three days ago and he

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<v Speaker 1>ain't not nothing like that. I know the getting yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been calling Shonda and called it. Ain't nobody picking up.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm calling this the boy. They give me the

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<v Speaker 1>boy phone number. I call him and ain't nobody picking

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<v Speaker 1>up on the hands or nothing. Dude, ain't like my

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<v Speaker 1>baby girl, do like not nothing like this here. But

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<v Speaker 1>it's not like my son do nothing like that without

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<v Speaker 1>talking to me first. So let me call down there

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<v Speaker 1>and talked to Darren and uh, I can't give me

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<v Speaker 1>your numb and I'll call you back. I'm going down

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<v Speaker 1>there and that school myself. I'm gonna find both of

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<v Speaker 1>them now. I'm gonna call you to let you know

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<v Speaker 1>his now if I'm find out my baby girl and

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<v Speaker 1>then ran off and got marriedcause she didn't got pregnant.

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<v Speaker 1>I promise you, I'm gonna do something that boy, if

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<v Speaker 1>you got my baby pregnant. You wait a minute, now,

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<v Speaker 1>I wait a minute. Now you know, don't do nothing

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<v Speaker 1>to my son. I understand about your daughter. That's my son.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you're going down and put your hands on my son.

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<v Speaker 1>If you got if you come, that's my only baby.

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<v Speaker 1>Got well, I understand that's your only baby. But that's

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<v Speaker 1>that's my only son. If you're telling about gonna put

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<v Speaker 1>your ass on You're gonna have a problem. If he

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<v Speaker 1>got my baby pregnant, your son, Derek gor I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>beat it. I mean, what's your name again? What's your name? It? Dolling?

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<v Speaker 1>My name is my baby? Wish your name? Who's your

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<v Speaker 1>dial it? I know? How did you tell you? Damn that?

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<v Speaker 1>Look at Mr Diller. Uh, you're not gonna put your

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<v Speaker 1>ass on my son and let me bring it. And

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<v Speaker 1>it's the only reason I didn't see her doing something

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<v Speaker 1>like that because I'm taller, I'm toller years and years

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<v Speaker 1>and years. You don't make no babe, You don't make

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<v Speaker 1>no baby not be married. You don't do it. I

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<v Speaker 1>went on and God man, that means you're trying to

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<v Speaker 1>make it right. That wish you did. Mr Dillon, Mr Diller,

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<v Speaker 1>listen to me now, I died the stare. That's your daughter,

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<v Speaker 1>she's playing or whatever. But let me talk to my

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<v Speaker 1>sir before you go down there trying to do something crazy. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let me tell you something. Your son incuse my baby

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<v Speaker 1>girl and getting married and he didn't gotta pregnant. I

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<v Speaker 1>know what's going on. I know what it is. My

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<v Speaker 1>son ain't done nothing to your dog. Let me cawl

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<v Speaker 1>down there and talk to him before you talk about

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<v Speaker 1>going down and putting your hairs on somebody. I told

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<v Speaker 1>my baby tottles long number the tug wh wh whoa, whoa,

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<v Speaker 1>whoa whoa. But don't be accoosing my son of being

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<v Speaker 1>no damn third of Now, Well, what kind of man

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<v Speaker 1>grover to get mad at the heads and twining ain't

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<v Speaker 1>talked to the pants or nobody wouldn't make them do

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<v Speaker 1>something like that. Well, you're talking about my tody. My

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<v Speaker 1>son ain't done nothing because you're raising it, did you raising?

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<v Speaker 1>You'm done? You in raising? Right? Wait a minute, now

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<v Speaker 1>I'm here. You're talking to I'm talking you got my baby,

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<v Speaker 1>bregn I'm gonna beat your boy. If you don't that,

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna get your dog. You hold on my hole

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<v Speaker 1>hole What you think you're talking to you? I'm talking

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<v Speaker 1>talking home man, hands on, nobody, you put your hands

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<v Speaker 1>on what so you know you understand me? That's my show?

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<v Speaker 1>But about your daughter? But that's mom. Hey man, hey, iy,

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<v Speaker 1>that's my show. You're talking about putting your hands on.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have a problem with me if my baby

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<v Speaker 1>bringing out promises you don't never knowing that because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do something that bore you. Man, that's the last

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<v Speaker 1>time on here. You're gonna do something my shore. Now

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<v Speaker 1>now you're gonna sit down, get your shot and they

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<v Speaker 1>and I relaxed for a minute. Let me call my

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<v Speaker 1>friend like I get dot to you because they want

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<v Speaker 1>to think else. I need to tell you what we're saying. Man,

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<v Speaker 1>what else you got? I got something? Other? Farmer? That's

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<v Speaker 1>cool to get the woman. I want you to know

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<v Speaker 1>one thing for I get off this phone. What is it? Man? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm listening. Is nephew caught me from the Steve Harvey

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<v Speaker 1>Morning Show. Mr Darren, you just got pranked by your son.

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<v Speaker 1>Darren Jr. That boy boy got better sense to there. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta high blood pressure. What I call his mom

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<v Speaker 1>my time me. I gotta ask you, man, what is

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<v Speaker 1>what is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio

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<v Speaker 1>show in the land. Steve Harvey Morning Show. Y'all ain't

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<v Speaker 1>got to say that I did what I did, and

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<v Speaker 1>I do it again. I did what I did. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do it and I'm gonna do it again tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>You're right about who you were right about that. I

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<v Speaker 1>got time today. I got time today. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>point out something he claims of how deep is stupidity is?

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<v Speaker 1>But it's like diving in a puddle. It ain't really

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<v Speaker 1>that deep. It ends rather quickly. It's like that on

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<v Speaker 1>the climb up on the roof of your house and

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<v Speaker 1>diving that little puddle down there, and it was rain

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<v Speaker 1>that uneven spotting it. I'm so deep, I'm so deep.

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<v Speaker 1>They're leaving me, they're leaving its tar. See. The reason

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<v Speaker 1>you think is deep, Tommy, is cause a puddle is

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<v Speaker 1>the only water that's over there. Well, let's hear it

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<v Speaker 1>from Terence. He Steve, Come on, man, it's Terence man.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to get it chucking never Tommy Man. And

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<v Speaker 1>then I just found out going back on the road

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<v Speaker 1>next month in November, and that's my birthday. Man, holler

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<v Speaker 1>at me so I could get with nerow tim me? Man,

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<v Speaker 1>what if we from parents didn't say what do you wanted?

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<v Speaker 1>And from? But it was deep though? What if we

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<v Speaker 1>fence to do? Even your fans is deep? You got

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<v Speaker 1>a deep ass fan base. Man, it's my birthday too.

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<v Speaker 1>No information, Tommy back on the road, No information, Man,

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta get with Tommy information. Man. Have you holler

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<v Speaker 1>at me? Who are you saying? Fast? Deep? Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>deep to get together tears about the Omar Shrine auditorium. Bro,

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<v Speaker 1>that's why I am. You know how you have a

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<v Speaker 1>PDF in Tommy's cases? Puddle, get fans, let's go. Coming

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<v Speaker 1>up next, strawberry letter for today, the subject how did

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<v Speaker 1>pine straw get in there? We'll talk about it right

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<v Speaker 1>after this. You're listening to the Steve Harvey Morning Show.