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Speaker 1: He confession, I can't take back earl arms mouse speak.

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Speaker 2: I got a text to seventy eighty five to nine

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Speaker 2: to two that says I set an alarm for three

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Speaker 2: AM just to wake up, turn it off, and snuggle

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Speaker 2: back into bed, knowing I don't need to get up

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Speaker 2: for another four hours. What is the amazing feeling?

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Speaker 3: You'll wait a wait up till seven and your what?

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Speaker 2: My alarm goes off at three AM and I just

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Speaker 2: hit snooze and I'm still later. That's the first of

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Speaker 2: Jose's twenty morning alarms to wake himself up every single day.

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Speaker 2: Does it feel good for you, Jose, No, I'm jealous. Well,

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Speaker 2: the ultimate way to wake up is with a piping

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Speaker 2: hot cup of morning confessions from one of our listeners.

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Speaker 2: That will get you, Joe She awake. And we have

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Speaker 2: one guy who wants to share some of his truths.

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Speaker 2: He's chosen to go by Alex today. So Alex, welcome

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Speaker 2: to the show.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Hello, Hey guys, thanks for having me.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Alex, you sound a little down and out there,

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Speaker 3: my man.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I do hope that you know. Even though

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Speaker 1: I know nobody's supposed to know who I am, I

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Speaker 1: do still just hope that I don't sound like a

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Speaker 1: bad person or nobody thinks of a bad person or

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Speaker 1: anything here.

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Speaker 2: That's just the voice changer that happens to everybody. I

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Speaker 2: think we'll be able to see the true you.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I mean the thing I'm doing, I'm doing it

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Speaker 1: for a good reason, I think. But I just haven't

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Speaker 1: been able to talk to anybody about this, and I

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Speaker 1: need to, like, at least say it out loud.

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Speaker 3: Okay, all right, just saying I mean, you're in a

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Speaker 3: room full of bad people.

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Speaker 2: You're fine, Yeah, she's right. What's happening?

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Speaker 1: Well, it's my mom My mom. Me just say my

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Speaker 1: mom is genuinely a wonderful person, like kind, open hearted.

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Speaker 1: Like friends I haven't seen in years will still be like, hey,

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Speaker 1: how's your mom? Tell your mom you know Rick at

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Speaker 1: the high or whatever or Boks mom.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she's an amazing she really is. I don't wonder

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Speaker 3: about Jeffs mom. She hits us up all the time.

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Speaker 2: Nobody says that about her. You know she's doing well. Okay,

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Speaker 2: that's sweet. You have a nice mom everybody loves.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kind of one of those moms you know now,

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Speaker 1: Like she is in her sixties and it's been going

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Speaker 1: through menopause and for her it has definitely like affected

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Speaker 1: her her body.

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Speaker 3: Are you worried about your mom's sex drive?

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Speaker 2: Is that?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 2: No, don't worry.

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Speaker 3: She can visit her doctor for that. Yeah, joking, what

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Speaker 3: does that have to do with you? Though? Your mom?

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Speaker 3: Like just did she have a mood swings or something?

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Speaker 1: Man, not too much that way, but it's just her

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Speaker 1: body is changed a little bit. She can just put

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Speaker 1: on a little bit of weight.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, totally, Like women get that middle area gets a

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Speaker 3: little more ful.

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Speaker 2: How does your mom feel about that? Is she struggling?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean like it's really kind of bothering. I mean,

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Speaker 1: it's totally natural. Is it doesn't look bad and there's

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Speaker 1: nothing extreme, but it's just, you know, like a little

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Speaker 1: different than than how she always has looked. She's been

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Speaker 1: trying diet all kinds of stuff and it's just really

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Speaker 1: been the hard just seeing her be so down in

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Speaker 1: the dumps about it and just feeling bad when she's

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Speaker 1: such a wonderful lady you know she Yeah, And I

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Speaker 1: mean it tried to, you know, complimenting her, but it's

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Speaker 1: just she's really been stuck on it and it's been tough.

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Speaker 3: So what's your confession though.

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Speaker 1: Well, lately I've been lightly photo shopping pictures of my mom.

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Speaker 1: Wait what so like it's started with just like one

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Speaker 1: at her birthday. But you know, if I take a

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Speaker 1: photo of went on and said, oh, look at a picture,

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Speaker 1: and she's like, I'll send that to me, said to me,

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Speaker 1: I'm like, cool, I'll send it when I'm home and

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Speaker 1: my wife and I and then I go home and

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Speaker 1: I just lightly you know, very lightly, nothing crazy, but

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Speaker 3: Well there's apps too, like the Kardashians always use all

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Speaker 3: sorts of apps that can stretch a photo, I mean

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So Alex, you're you're photoshopping pictures of your mom to

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Speaker 2: make her feel better.

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Really just you know, so she used this image

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Speaker 1: of herself and again, nothing crazy, just like slightly more

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Speaker 1: to like the shape that she's used to looking in

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Speaker 1: or like, you know what, you don't.

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Speaker 3: Think she realizes that. I mean, she sees herself in

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Speaker 3: the mirror every day, she puts on the same pants

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Speaker 2: She only has one pair of pants.

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Speaker 1: Pants.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good question. How does your mom react

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Speaker 2: when she sees these photoshop pictures of herself.

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Speaker 1: She has been seeing a lot happier, like it's really

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Speaker 3: I think really she's like, I can eat this gallon

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Speaker 3: of ice cream. Look at the.

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Speaker 2: That's good. I mean, I don't know why you would

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Speaker 2: feel like a bad person for doing that. Well, I mean,

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Speaker 2: I get it because you're kind of lying, right, You're

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Speaker 2: showing her a picture that's not authentic. Yeah, I feel

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Speaker 2: like nothing's authentic.

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Speaker 1: Ye.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. I want Jeffrey on that one too.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I definitely, you know, went back and forth

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Speaker 1: about it ethically, like it's John at it's lying, et cetera.

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Speaker 1: When I saw the lip that was giving her, I thought,

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Speaker 1: you know what, this was a great thing to do it,

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Speaker 1: except starting to worry that maybe it's it's working a

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Speaker 1: little too well. Well, my mom my mom is single, okay,

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Speaker 1: and now she is asked me to set up her

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Speaker 1: dating profile mama get it, which me and the rest

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Speaker 1: of the families had been kind of encouraging her to do,

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Speaker 1: you know, get back out there before.

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Speaker 3: You're setting her up to be a catfish. I mean,

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Speaker 3: how different are these photos?

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Speaker 1: That's exactly it. I'm really worried that she's going to

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Speaker 1: get on on a date. And you know, like people

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Speaker 1: on those sites, they they seem really great until you

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Speaker 1: meet them. And so it took somebody who might seem

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Speaker 1: like knife but like just shows up and it's just

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Speaker 1: a total book about it, and you know, and like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you look so much worse than your photo, and you know,

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Speaker 3: Everybody puts their best photo up on Danny app. You know,

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Speaker 3: at least she's putting a recent one up there. One thing. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: and people in her age group, they're just not going

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Speaker 3: to be able to see very clearly. Anyway. Yeah, really

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Speaker 3: far away bar.

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Speaker 2: You have a big peach booty. I never realized.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I think I'd enough with that.

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Speaker 3: My mom no disrespectful, excited that menopause didn't affect her

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Speaker 3: libido like I thought it did.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, Thanks for sharing that text in seventy five nine too.

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Speaker 2: If you have a confession that you want to get

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Speaker 2: off your chest, email the show and we can make

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Speaker 2: you the mass

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Speaker 1: Speaker brooking Jeffrey in the morning