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Speaker 1: Firms show. All right, let's do it our podcast for Tuesday,

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Speaker 1: June eleven. Hey, guys, should we tell them the secret

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Speaker 1: that they don't know? Oh? Yeah, what is it? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: This is an exclusive for the fifteen minute morning show podcast. People.

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Speaker 1: I haven't been in New York all week ever been yesterday?

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Speaker 1: I thought that was you. I was looking at the

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Speaker 1: home not at all yesterday and today I've been in

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Speaker 1: Santa Fe. But I'm catching a flight as soon as

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Speaker 1: we're done with a podcast and I'm flying home. It's

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Speaker 1: been great, it's been awesome. You're working from home. That's

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Speaker 1: so you were folding laundry earlier. It is. It's funny

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Speaker 1: because I'll run downstairs and fold laundry, run upstairs, run downstairs,

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Speaker 1: unload the dishwasher, put a new low of stove dishes in.

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Speaker 1: I've been doing my you know, my domestic housework. People

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Speaker 1: aways asked what we do during break laundry? If I

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Speaker 1: may share some backstage since we're sharing backstage, let's just

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Speaker 1: make this to the backstage show. Yeah, Greg t on

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Speaker 1: that note, Elvis that you just admit that you're broadcasting

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Speaker 1: from Santa Fe. He wrote to me in a text

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Speaker 1: message earlier. He goes, hey, he goes, you, notice Elvis

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Speaker 1: is so relaxed. He's talking so soft and at ease.

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Speaker 1: He sounds like he's on a cloud. This is great.

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't hear that. It sounded like you

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Speaker 1: were very relaxed. And Scari is like, dude, what he's

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Speaker 1: in Santa fe He's just chill. And I'll be honest,

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Speaker 1: at the beginning of the show, I'm it's hell actually

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Speaker 1: gonna be honest, we got stranded there. It was very

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Speaker 1: relaxing listening to you today, like you had like a

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Speaker 1: very easy way about yourself. We don't want that. We

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Speaker 1: don't want no, we want an edge. We don't want

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Speaker 1: So I was supposed to fly home yesterday, and all

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Speaker 1: the flights in and out of Dallas were fucked up,

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Speaker 1: and so I had to we stay today. So we

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Speaker 1: we found a plane to bring us home. So I'm

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Speaker 1: coming home a few minutes. Okay, more more backstage stuff

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Speaker 1: and what we were doing the show earlier. I actually

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Speaker 1: you guys were talking about something because I went outside

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Speaker 1: to listen to the coyote. Can we go? Can we go? Over?

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Speaker 1: Like the top things from working from your house? Right now?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I think hearing coyotes in the backyard is

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Speaker 1: probably number one. Well, I will tell you the only

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Speaker 1: thing I don't like about it is there is a detachment.

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Speaker 1: You know, even though we were looking at each other

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Speaker 1: on cameras and stuff. You know, I will. But when

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Speaker 1: of imagine, like if I work from home, If I

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Speaker 1: it would be five minutes before the show started. You

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Speaker 1: know what I'd look like? Forget about it? Well, you

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Speaker 1: already have this pimple on the chin. What would you? Okay,

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Speaker 1: you've never done it, But tell me what you assume

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Speaker 1: would be great about working at home? Okay, I'll tell you.

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Speaker 1: Listen to us at work at home, you know, I'll

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Speaker 1: tell you. I see you walking occasionally chewing something. My god,

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Speaker 1: in and I know this is so good night, and

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Speaker 1: Were you folding laundry? Folding laundry? I can figure it out.

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Speaker 1: What can you get a booty call in during a

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Speaker 1: now we were in. I think we're running a phone

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Speaker 1: tap or something stupid. Very nice? Whose whose phone tap? Well,

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Speaker 1: that's the good question. Happier was the one getting tapped? Okay,

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Speaker 1: So what about you, Daniel? What would you love most

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Speaker 1: about working at home? Looking like crap all the time?

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Speaker 1: So here's how it works. People are asking how it works.

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Speaker 1: On my left, okay, in front of me, I have

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Speaker 1: six screens. The first screen the callers, they tell me

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Speaker 1: all we call those the button bars, like the songs

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Speaker 1: So that's why you sound relaxing because it's so beautiful

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Speaker 1: back right now, Hey, can we talk about that text

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Speaker 1: hooking up looking for hookups on Grinder? And your question

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Speaker 1: They actually they actually have classes or online tutoring to

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Speaker 1: person you're married to would like to take that class?

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Speaker 1: I need that. That's gross and scary. Would like to

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Speaker 1: do the commercials for them. He's not married, you cheat.

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Speaker 1: Don't think that you have to give fair time to

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Speaker 1: give fair time to those that are against cheating. No, no,

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Speaker 1: I don't want anyone to think that this show really

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Speaker 1: is into that because asshole. Yeah, don't be an asshole.

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Speaker 1: I'm into fidelity myself. But how piss would you be

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Speaker 1: I just want to hear what they're saying to people, like,

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Speaker 1: what are these these what does this advice they're giving

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Speaker 1: your phone, your watch, and your iPad together, because that

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Speaker 1: that and the phone bill. Don't forget phone bills. People

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Speaker 1: prostitutes digging on that phone bill, and that's how she

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Speaker 1: it's not fair. You have to give somebody a chance

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Speaker 1: don't even want to talk about We just don't do it.

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Speaker 1: you can just always count on whatever I'm telling you

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Speaker 1: of different reasons why people don't move on. I know

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Speaker 1: be different. Yes, I would say, awful who this wife

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Speaker 1: her to make sure you see that's rule. Why do

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Speaker 1: you want to do that to me? Yeah? That's wrong?

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Speaker 1: Yeah that yeah right? I know I killed a man,

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Speaker 1: but why would you call the cops. You're blefting into

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Speaker 1: the world. You know many people listen to this podcast

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Speaker 1: your jackets. Well, yeah, Gregory, you're not. You're not. You're

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Speaker 1: not playing very smart here. Look at all this stuff

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Speaker 1: we've covered in this fifteen minute morning show Infidelity straight,

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Speaker 1: and it's gonna be on Grinder soon. We talked about

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Speaker 1: our secret that I haven't been in New York but

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Speaker 1: I'll be back in the morning. If the plane takes off,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, And watch tomorrow you will not sound

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Speaker 1: as relaxed. Why how do you how do you keep

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Speaker 1: your New Mexico vibe when you're in New York City?

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Speaker 1: You can't. The Great Tea will delete it, all right,

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Speaker 1: See you tomorrow. The Fifteen Minute Morning Show