1 00:00:00,320 --> 00:00:08,360 Speaker 1: Forever. Look man, oh I see you my way and 2 00:00:08,440 --> 00:00:12,400 Speaker 1: look over there. How is that nulture? Yes, goodness, let's 3 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:18,840 Speaker 1: call j estas. Welcome to the stage. Lost Colt, Teresa's 4 00:00:19,000 --> 00:00:32,760 Speaker 1: Matt Rodgers about ya. Day done, Lost Culturesa's calling Wildred 5 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:37,839 Speaker 1: were doing well. It's good to be home. We have 6 00:00:38,040 --> 00:00:42,080 Speaker 1: before any other word gets spoken. Yeah, I just want 7 00:00:42,120 --> 00:00:44,640 Speaker 1: to say something big has happened. And there's someone sitting 8 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:53,239 Speaker 1: next to me right now who has made history. Now 9 00:00:53,800 --> 00:00:57,880 Speaker 1: sit down and sit down. No no, no, no, no 10 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:03,240 Speaker 1: no no no no no no no no, no no wow. 11 00:01:03,720 --> 00:01:11,679 Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's the first white bitch on There's 12 00:01:11,720 --> 00:01:16,440 Speaker 1: been a little but there's been no white bitch. Actually no, no, no. 13 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:21,480 Speaker 1: Victoria Jackson was a quarter white bitch. So it was 14 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:25,720 Speaker 1: Victoria Jas Victoria Jackson. She was her mom was half 15 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:30,680 Speaker 1: white bitchflit bitch. Oh my god, this is gonna be 16 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:33,880 Speaker 1: so good, damn fun. I like this blue light. I 17 00:01:34,080 --> 00:01:36,920 Speaker 1: fucking I'm very much. It's very Pisces lightning. I could 18 00:01:36,959 --> 00:01:39,160 Speaker 1: cry in a minute. I did almost cry just there, 19 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:42,119 Speaker 1: just there. I'm in a very Piscey's mood tonight. I'm 20 00:01:42,120 --> 00:01:45,960 Speaker 1: also show exhausted, Okay, let's check in. So Mad just 21 00:01:46,120 --> 00:01:50,400 Speaker 1: flew back in today from Biggest Bit Vegas, where he 22 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:53,520 Speaker 1: preformed the show. Game Show was fantastic. It was fun. 23 00:01:53,600 --> 00:01:58,400 Speaker 1: But the real event the experience that I had of 24 00:01:58,440 --> 00:02:04,160 Speaker 1: watching Christina Aguilera in Las Vegas. I can't report to 25 00:02:04,320 --> 00:02:07,440 Speaker 1: the I don't think so, honey audience that the vocals 26 00:02:07,520 --> 00:02:16,760 Speaker 1: are intact. There is a heartbeat. Now, I have you 27 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:19,120 Speaker 1: told me a little tidbit, which is that she was 28 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:22,359 Speaker 1: she had cut some numbers because she was Forty five 29 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:25,480 Speaker 1: minutes later, the woman took to the stage at I 30 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:28,919 Speaker 1: was supposed to go on a nine nine as if 31 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:34,000 Speaker 1: she was Billy Eilish herself, a new pop start coming up. 32 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:38,640 Speaker 1: She knew everyone would wait. I'm telling you it was 33 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:41,359 Speaker 1: so good in the production, Valu, Yeah, it looks very 34 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:44,440 Speaker 1: it looks very sure girls, it looked very like Vegas specific. 35 00:02:44,440 --> 00:02:47,000 Speaker 1: I loved that, and it was Vega specific. The show 36 00:02:47,280 --> 00:02:50,600 Speaker 1: was in Vegas now, so it's great that it felt 37 00:02:50,639 --> 00:02:57,040 Speaker 1: that way. Talk about your um, your staying at the show. Cool, 38 00:02:57,120 --> 00:02:59,679 Speaker 1: So as you as you guys who listens to the 39 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:05,680 Speaker 1: pod hals so you may be like well versed in 40 00:03:06,040 --> 00:03:10,480 Speaker 1: you know, like my famous self control um I got 41 00:03:10,639 --> 00:03:16,000 Speaker 1: absolutely tanked at Christina Aguilera. I turned to Dave Mazzoni 42 00:03:16,280 --> 00:03:19,359 Speaker 1: afterwards and I said, I wish she had sang candy Man, 43 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:23,480 Speaker 1: and he goes, it was a huge set piece. She 44 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:26,079 Speaker 1: did candy Man, and it was like there was a 45 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:29,680 Speaker 1: costume change for candy Man, but there was. She was 46 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:33,240 Speaker 1: trunning out on like a whole a new set and 47 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:35,840 Speaker 1: I but I do wish I had remembered her do it? 48 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:38,840 Speaker 1: I do? I do love that number. And then afterwards, well, 49 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:40,920 Speaker 1: this morning, we were getting off the plane from the 50 00:03:40,960 --> 00:03:42,840 Speaker 1: airport and I was looking at pictures I had taken, 51 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:45,400 Speaker 1: and I saw us at some sort of restaurant. We 52 00:03:45,440 --> 00:03:47,320 Speaker 1: went to p F. Chang's and I didn't remember it 53 00:03:47,360 --> 00:03:52,560 Speaker 1: at all. Apparently I ordered two hot in tower soups. Yeah, 54 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:57,800 Speaker 1: which has never been done before. It's it's what the 55 00:03:57,880 --> 00:04:01,880 Speaker 1: natives do. Yeah what I That's what I used to do. Wow, 56 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:06,760 Speaker 1: I mean growing up. That's a white bitch. I would 57 00:04:08,320 --> 00:04:13,000 Speaker 1: what a time for people to have a podcast with 58 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:17,280 Speaker 1: a co host named Matt to be this is um 59 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:24,359 Speaker 1: you legally can't go there there, but I can't, but 60 00:04:24,440 --> 00:04:27,240 Speaker 1: I didn't. I was fully gagged when I saw their 61 00:04:27,320 --> 00:04:32,480 Speaker 1: podcast charting higher than ours. Is that true? Yes, of course, yeah, yeah, yeah. 62 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:35,160 Speaker 1: I mean they have a closed subreddit. If you guys 63 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:39,520 Speaker 1: want to check that out, we will never subject to you. Guys. 64 00:04:39,640 --> 00:04:45,520 Speaker 1: Check the sub People are aching for more of the story. 65 00:04:46,480 --> 00:04:48,839 Speaker 1: They want to talk about it more. I want to 66 00:04:48,880 --> 00:04:51,440 Speaker 1: talk about it. I will be talking if this is 67 00:04:51,480 --> 00:04:54,400 Speaker 1: the thing. I will be asked about this. I'm sorry 68 00:04:54,400 --> 00:04:56,760 Speaker 1: to go all like, oh woe is me my fame, 69 00:04:56,839 --> 00:04:58,440 Speaker 1: but like, I will be asked about this for the 70 00:04:58,480 --> 00:05:01,040 Speaker 1: rest of my life. And I fucking hate that. I 71 00:05:01,279 --> 00:05:06,559 Speaker 1: fucking hate that. Anyway, I had a great vacation. Yeah, 72 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:11,039 Speaker 1: tell them, tell them, tell them about your vacation, all right, 73 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:14,479 Speaker 1: will Okay? I went to um Turks and Cagos and 74 00:05:15,760 --> 00:05:20,440 Speaker 1: great um An Almanara. It's an it's an Amman resort. 75 00:05:20,960 --> 00:05:23,880 Speaker 1: They're very fun there. It was. It was a great time. Yeah. Yeah, 76 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:27,279 Speaker 1: what what would you like to add? How much it costs? Oh, 77 00:05:27,400 --> 00:05:29,960 Speaker 1: I will not be I was just kidding. But it 78 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:33,760 Speaker 1: doesn't want the wealth shamed? Yeah, just stop shaming. Well, 79 00:05:33,839 --> 00:05:36,280 Speaker 1: as Cold School said, we need to stop stigmatizing. Well 80 00:05:37,839 --> 00:05:41,600 Speaker 1: I agree, I absolutely agree. Stop stigmatizing. Stop it. Oh 81 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:44,240 Speaker 1: my god, what's going on today? Oh my god, Okay, 82 00:05:44,240 --> 00:05:46,000 Speaker 1: what are the what are the current events are happening 83 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:52,680 Speaker 1: as we current events are happening as we speak. Honestly, 84 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:55,240 Speaker 1: what the fund is going is going? I guess politics, 85 00:05:55,279 --> 00:05:58,799 Speaker 1: but like, who needs it? Wake me up in twelve 86 00:05:58,839 --> 00:06:01,320 Speaker 1: months when we've chosen the person. Wait, oh my god, 87 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:03,960 Speaker 1: twelve months, it's going to be like the election. I'm 88 00:06:04,080 --> 00:06:07,000 Speaker 1: I'm kim realizing this now in real time. I mean, 89 00:06:08,440 --> 00:06:10,560 Speaker 1: oh my god, did you watch the m lgbt Q 90 00:06:10,880 --> 00:06:15,400 Speaker 1: for him? I did not need watch did they? I 91 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:18,120 Speaker 1: feel like that I'm talking about the issues pertinent to me? 92 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:25,080 Speaker 1: How are Kelly Clarkson's ratings Kelly Clarkson's ratings for her 93 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:30,360 Speaker 1: daytime show is an lgbt Q issue? Is actually Roman 94 00:06:30,400 --> 00:06:34,080 Speaker 1: culture number seven? Kelly Clarkson's ratings for her daytime show 95 00:06:34,279 --> 00:06:41,560 Speaker 1: is an lgbt Q issue. I oh, we We've talked 96 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:45,120 Speaker 1: about this for so long. What is the ideal setting 97 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:48,040 Speaker 1: circumstance for you to actually meet her and talk to 98 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:51,239 Speaker 1: her like walk us through that. It's literally so scary 99 00:06:51,320 --> 00:06:53,159 Speaker 1: that you do this, like she could walk in like 100 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:56,400 Speaker 1: this is this would be so that like soldier comes 101 00:06:56,480 --> 00:07:00,640 Speaker 1: back for war moment for me? If she wouldn't trot 102 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:03,240 Speaker 1: herself in here right now, and you're gonna give you 103 00:07:03,279 --> 00:07:10,360 Speaker 1: a German fucking shepherd running up the gayest, dumbest German shepherd. 104 00:07:12,120 --> 00:07:14,120 Speaker 1: Um no, I mean where would I mean her? I 105 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:17,880 Speaker 1: don't know, Like it's now become a thing of like 106 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:21,680 Speaker 1: I know it'll be like so stupid because I'm gonna 107 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:26,560 Speaker 1: cry so much, like I'm gonna turn into someone that 108 00:07:26,760 --> 00:07:28,840 Speaker 1: is not a person, and that's gonna scare her and 109 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:31,080 Speaker 1: she's gonna it's not gonna be cute, like wow, that 110 00:07:31,120 --> 00:07:32,800 Speaker 1: was amazing to me a fan. It's gonna be like 111 00:07:32,920 --> 00:07:38,320 Speaker 1: that person has a sick disease. Yeah, did you see 112 00:07:38,440 --> 00:07:42,840 Speaker 1: on her show? Guarantee none of you did that. They 113 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:48,240 Speaker 1: brought back the three original American Isle Judges and Justin Guarini. 114 00:07:49,920 --> 00:07:58,560 Speaker 1: So you guys are acting like it's fine between them. Um. 115 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:02,360 Speaker 1: Seventeen years later, they all got together and they spent 116 00:08:02,520 --> 00:08:05,200 Speaker 1: at least six minutes on his audition for the Dr 117 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:08,240 Speaker 1: Pepper Little Sweet Guy. I was like, is this the 118 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:11,000 Speaker 1: most interesting thing we can talk about? Is like how 119 00:08:11,040 --> 00:08:13,680 Speaker 1: you nailed that audition? Did the audition for it before 120 00:08:13,880 --> 00:08:16,240 Speaker 1: the show or wait, I'm not familiar with them you 121 00:08:16,280 --> 00:08:19,960 Speaker 1: don't know, Little Sweet, this is culture. This is culture. 122 00:08:20,520 --> 00:08:22,200 Speaker 1: This is great. It's great to have a teaching moment 123 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:26,560 Speaker 1: at the Bellhouse. Um, so, little Sweet. Justin Gorny does 124 00:08:26,600 --> 00:08:31,560 Speaker 1: those Dr Pepper commercials where it goes when that was 125 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:34,320 Speaker 1: actually pretty helped? Never nothing or not for about a 126 00:08:34,320 --> 00:08:38,079 Speaker 1: falsetto Sorry, I do know. Um when what was this? 127 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:46,920 Speaker 1: This was sucking evermore, presents evermore, evermore, continuing evermore, it 128 00:08:47,040 --> 00:08:55,920 Speaker 1: was evermore. This is racist, tired. No, he's been on TV. 129 00:08:56,120 --> 00:08:58,760 Speaker 1: If you watch okay, I don't know, like NBC, which 130 00:08:58,760 --> 00:09:05,640 Speaker 1: I do a support. Um you see commercials with just 131 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:09,400 Speaker 1: with Justin Guarini and like sort of like sexy like 132 00:09:09,520 --> 00:09:13,280 Speaker 1: Prince costume, and he was and he's like the Dr 133 00:09:13,360 --> 00:09:15,040 Speaker 1: Pepper guy, And I don't get it, but a lot 134 00:09:15,080 --> 00:09:18,280 Speaker 1: of people do, and it got some a check. It's 135 00:09:18,320 --> 00:09:20,480 Speaker 1: not for us, it's not for us. I don't think 136 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:25,800 Speaker 1: no commercial is for me. Matt famously can't be marketed 137 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:32,319 Speaker 1: to not anymore anymore since I've been friends with Bowen Yang, 138 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:36,200 Speaker 1: the smartest person who open my eyes. No, not since 139 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:39,000 Speaker 1: Matt Rodgers has been has not read, but has been 140 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:43,640 Speaker 1: told about trick mirror by Gia Talentino has has has 141 00:09:43,679 --> 00:09:46,760 Speaker 1: his habit? Have his eyes been opened? Wow? It's not 142 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:50,400 Speaker 1: enough that I finally read less. It's like, there's no, 143 00:09:50,559 --> 00:09:54,720 Speaker 1: there's always another fucking book. Oh it's not no, it's 144 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:56,960 Speaker 1: like this. It's like this, you know what, there can 145 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:59,640 Speaker 1: there can never be too much, too many books? Touch me, 146 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:04,360 Speaker 1: set your hands off of remember remember remember beauty the 147 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:07,560 Speaker 1: Beastman Bell like opens up the library and she's sober. 148 00:10:07,600 --> 00:10:09,839 Speaker 1: All guys like that seems. I was like, that't enough. 149 00:10:09,960 --> 00:10:13,160 Speaker 1: I want more. I want more books. No, Nott, tell 150 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:16,000 Speaker 1: everyone you thought of last Pulitzer Prize winning novel last Week? 151 00:10:16,000 --> 00:10:19,800 Speaker 1: Have you guys read last your last? I thought it 152 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:21,520 Speaker 1: was good. I thought the ending was kind of whack. 153 00:10:21,840 --> 00:10:27,200 Speaker 1: I thought the ending was like, well, spoiler alert, don't okay. 154 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:30,400 Speaker 1: So it's a happy ending. It's a happy ending, and 155 00:10:30,400 --> 00:10:36,160 Speaker 1: it's like, really because, as Sudie Green said at twenty 156 00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:38,760 Speaker 1: years old, when we were watching mad Men, human life 157 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:42,680 Speaker 1: is suffering and this show gets that. Yeah, twenty years old, 158 00:10:42,840 --> 00:10:46,520 Speaker 1: someone was capable of that emotion watching mad menute saying, 159 00:10:46,520 --> 00:10:48,880 Speaker 1: you know the show gets that human life is suffering. 160 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:50,360 Speaker 1: I turned her. I was like, you have your life 161 00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:54,640 Speaker 1: ahead of you she wasn't wrong. She wasn't wrong. She 162 00:10:54,840 --> 00:11:01,440 Speaker 1: wasn't wrong. Who's suffering? I know someone who isn't suffering. 163 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:03,360 Speaker 1: Now I know someone who isn't suffering too, and it's 164 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:05,720 Speaker 1: our guest. And it's our guest. And she, Um, she's 165 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:08,280 Speaker 1: been here since the beginning, and we can't wait to 166 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:11,440 Speaker 1: bring her out. She is an acclaimed actress, Yeah, this 167 00:11:11,520 --> 00:11:16,040 Speaker 1: is she's an Antademy Award nominated actress who continually makes 168 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:18,040 Speaker 1: time to come do I don't think so, honey, and 169 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:20,440 Speaker 1: chat with us for a few minutes up top before 170 00:11:20,440 --> 00:11:22,200 Speaker 1: we get into the real festivities. By the way, can 171 00:11:22,240 --> 00:11:28,000 Speaker 1: you give it up for Chelsea Pierce? Give if you 172 00:11:28,040 --> 00:11:30,440 Speaker 1: can even believe it? There's gonna be another performance later 173 00:11:30,480 --> 00:11:35,720 Speaker 1: from another one in New York's Finest Queens. But speaking 174 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:40,440 Speaker 1: of queens, we have this this inclaimed actress, that actress. 175 00:11:40,480 --> 00:11:45,840 Speaker 1: You've seen her in such movies as I was gonna say, 176 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:55,679 Speaker 1: Drifters Club? Isn't she her? What? You are one of 177 00:11:55,720 --> 00:12:00,040 Speaker 1: the stupidest people. And it's crazy that the entertainment a 178 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:07,719 Speaker 1: street continue. Um, she was the trouble attacked me. It's 179 00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:10,480 Speaker 1: from NBC's Laura put the trouble here to attack me. 180 00:12:11,559 --> 00:12:14,480 Speaker 1: It's crazy. Every day I go home now and there's 181 00:12:14,559 --> 00:12:18,120 Speaker 1: Lauren Spies. He's like, you can keep doing the podcast, 182 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:22,160 Speaker 1: but you shut the funk up. He's like my new star. 183 00:12:24,200 --> 00:12:31,079 Speaker 1: Um we we you laugh, but he will kill me. 184 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:44,360 Speaker 1: I will die in his old white hands. Getting that 185 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:48,760 Speaker 1: we're gonna cut that out. I can't comment on his age. 186 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:52,560 Speaker 1: We were legally we're legally not allowed to say anything 187 00:12:52,600 --> 00:12:55,240 Speaker 1: to do these things. Um, but we're we are going 188 00:12:55,280 --> 00:12:57,240 Speaker 1: to be able to talk to a true like on 189 00:12:57,440 --> 00:13:02,599 Speaker 1: a class. She was robbed of an oscar for the 190 00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:04,959 Speaker 1: seven movie That First Wives Club, of course, which she 191 00:13:05,040 --> 00:13:07,240 Speaker 1: wasn't even It's crazy that you rob for something you 192 00:13:07,320 --> 00:13:10,640 Speaker 1: are thinking that age so well American beauty, um, and 193 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:32,480 Speaker 1: now please welcome to the stage. Be thank you so much. 194 00:13:33,679 --> 00:13:36,280 Speaker 1: Are you are? Are you interested town for? Oh god? 195 00:13:36,920 --> 00:13:39,079 Speaker 1: Are you just in town for this amazing what you've 196 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:43,880 Speaker 1: built here? It's community. Yeah. So they're just declared by 197 00:13:43,960 --> 00:13:45,520 Speaker 1: you were not in the First Wives clause you were 198 00:13:45,559 --> 00:13:48,120 Speaker 1: not first Wive's butub no, I was not right. That 199 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:51,960 Speaker 1: was Bette Midler. Yeah, Bette Midler died. He rolled the hand. 200 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:57,120 Speaker 1: There you go. Maggie Smith Stockard Channing stoccar traffic. Get 201 00:13:57,160 --> 00:14:01,360 Speaker 1: started to Parker and yes, three, thank you for reminding me, 202 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:04,199 Speaker 1: of course, yeah course, and that you're you're seeping on 203 00:14:04,280 --> 00:14:05,800 Speaker 1: diet cook. I would have taken you for like a 204 00:14:05,880 --> 00:14:10,760 Speaker 1: no soda, no harmonated beverage, but you're wrong. And then 205 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:12,120 Speaker 1: where are you in town? For earth? Is there a 206 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:16,920 Speaker 1: farmer's market happening? Um? There there was, there was, Yeah, 207 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:19,120 Speaker 1: there was a big one on like sixty eight that 208 00:14:19,920 --> 00:14:25,720 Speaker 1: West Street and it was beautiful. Wasn't a successful outing 209 00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:27,760 Speaker 1: to the farmer? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yah, yeah, because 210 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:32,680 Speaker 1: I come for the apples. Yeah, I live in Los Angeles. Hi, 211 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:36,480 Speaker 1: who are you? Good to see you? And and um, 212 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:42,880 Speaker 1: there's no apples California. A lot of oranges in California. Yeah, yeah, 213 00:14:44,080 --> 00:14:47,720 Speaker 1: yeah of course. So, um, I want to does Warren 214 00:14:47,760 --> 00:14:50,920 Speaker 1: travel with you? Does Warren come out to New York 215 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:53,840 Speaker 1: with you? For the folks at home listening, my husband's 216 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:57,760 Speaker 1: name is Warren Beatty. Yeah, a lot of these young 217 00:14:57,840 --> 00:15:00,960 Speaker 1: girls heard. Oh yeah, I mean kind of an institution 218 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:07,200 Speaker 1: in Hollywood. Yeah, Hollywood, Hollywood. So he he has not 219 00:15:07,360 --> 00:15:11,920 Speaker 1: come with you? No, no, no, you can't walk he 220 00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:15,080 Speaker 1: kind we have a little grape tree in the backyard 221 00:15:15,280 --> 00:15:17,760 Speaker 1: with lemons and other fruit on it, and he just 222 00:15:17,840 --> 00:15:21,280 Speaker 1: kind of walks out and big stuff. Yeah, but no apples. 223 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:26,240 Speaker 1: We've tried none to work. It's a tree that grows grapes, lemons, 224 00:15:26,320 --> 00:15:29,920 Speaker 1: other fruits. Beautiful tree. It's a giving trade. It's beautiful. Yeah, 225 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:32,760 Speaker 1: it's giving trade, giving tree, really giving trade. So I 226 00:15:32,920 --> 00:15:35,440 Speaker 1: was wondering, and we always love to ask you to 227 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:38,320 Speaker 1: take the temperature of what's going on. So we just 228 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:40,280 Speaker 1: want to know in terms of, like, you know, what's 229 00:15:40,320 --> 00:15:42,360 Speaker 1: going on right now in America? What would you say 230 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:46,280 Speaker 1: to everyone who really looks to you primarily for your 231 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:53,520 Speaker 1: wisdom America? Yeah, yeah, that's going on. Yeah, the big 232 00:15:53,640 --> 00:15:58,360 Speaker 1: major buttons are being pushed lives. But you know who 233 00:15:59,440 --> 00:16:03,960 Speaker 1: well you know you know who's pushing these buttons. Absolutely, 234 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:07,320 Speaker 1: We've all been there. I'm in the debates, right, the debates. 235 00:16:08,680 --> 00:16:14,640 Speaker 1: You know. The Climate March was yesterday, right, Yeah, big 236 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:18,960 Speaker 1: walk everyone talk because big yeah. Yeah. I'm just wondering 237 00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,360 Speaker 1: if you could name like maybe two other things that 238 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:26,680 Speaker 1: are going on right yah. Known for that, yeah, you know, 239 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:30,280 Speaker 1: I'm going known for walking around in Hollywood kind of 240 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:34,520 Speaker 1: you know, what's the scoop? What's up? You know, I'm inquisitive. 241 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:38,760 Speaker 1: I have that. I'm an actor neighbor, the neighbor of all. Yeah, yeah, 242 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:42,360 Speaker 1: you know I am. But what's up? Yeah? Who are 243 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:46,800 Speaker 1: your neighbors? And and that Kathy Griffith who's been dealt 244 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:51,120 Speaker 1: a hard hat? Yeah, I mean as another red hat 245 00:16:51,200 --> 00:16:58,800 Speaker 1: and show business crazy. Yes I would, okay, okay, all right. 246 00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:03,360 Speaker 1: I think a lot of people don't. I think I 247 00:17:03,480 --> 00:17:05,119 Speaker 1: fixture a net as a blonde. I think you're more 248 00:17:05,119 --> 00:17:07,959 Speaker 1: of a blond. Well you know, I can I can 249 00:17:08,040 --> 00:17:11,640 Speaker 1: shift yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what makes you so great 250 00:17:11,640 --> 00:17:13,360 Speaker 1: at acting, the way you can shift with a wig. 251 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,520 Speaker 1: One of those faces. Yeah, you have one of those 252 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:22,000 Speaker 1: faces for wigs. Yeah. Yes, my neighbor's you. Griven is 253 00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:28,080 Speaker 1: living in Marlon Brando's old which is cool because my husband, 254 00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:30,639 Speaker 1: Worn Batty, had kind of a you know, him and 255 00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:39,000 Speaker 1: Marlin would fuck sometimes, so you know that's cool. Yeah, 256 00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,639 Speaker 1: I ask you a question I've always wanted to know, 257 00:17:41,760 --> 00:17:44,840 Speaker 1: because I really I've always wanted to know what happened 258 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:52,440 Speaker 1: to Natalie would go, we're t talking about me. You 259 00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:56,080 Speaker 1: can't talk. I can't, and then Liberty to say, right, 260 00:17:56,119 --> 00:18:02,840 Speaker 1: but you do know, sure, I mean Christopher Walkin, dear friend, 261 00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:07,560 Speaker 1: right of course, right of course, of course, though really 262 00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:11,720 Speaker 1: in liberty to say, yeah, you know, and Jack Nicholson, Yeah, 263 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:15,080 Speaker 1: those guys, one of those guys. There's no statute of 264 00:18:15,119 --> 00:18:17,959 Speaker 1: limitations on murder. You know, it's a very sense murder. Well, 265 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,320 Speaker 1: that's kind of, you know, presumptuous. I'm sorry, I didn't 266 00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:26,840 Speaker 1: mean to. Yeah, that's presumptuous, truth situated. But I had 267 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:29,600 Speaker 1: anything to do. No, not you, not you, just your 268 00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:33,719 Speaker 1: husband seas and allergic to apples, yes, not just been 269 00:18:33,840 --> 00:18:35,960 Speaker 1: munch munch munching all day. It's great that you don't 270 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:38,200 Speaker 1: live in a state where they grow. You say that 271 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:41,400 Speaker 1: California arid all the almonds taking up all the water. 272 00:18:43,080 --> 00:18:45,800 Speaker 1: It's crazy. The almond milk, the almond milk is crazy 273 00:18:45,880 --> 00:18:50,280 Speaker 1: everywhere for everyone. They where they are, they are almond lovers. 274 00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:54,840 Speaker 1: Thoughts on old milk, Well, you know, I'm we have 275 00:18:55,000 --> 00:19:01,000 Speaker 1: we actually have big old milk. Yeah, a superpack in 276 00:19:01,080 --> 00:19:04,359 Speaker 1: the house. You know, you know who they're supporting Buddha judge, 277 00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:09,359 Speaker 1: big oat Field gets supporting Budda judge. Well he's you know, 278 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:11,840 Speaker 1: what do you think of him? Fooda judge? That's the 279 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:16,120 Speaker 1: gay boy. Right, he's a good little gay boy. Right, Yeah, 280 00:19:16,560 --> 00:19:19,399 Speaker 1: so far so good, So salute your shorts kind of 281 00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:23,080 Speaker 1: like can definitely tie am not you know that a 282 00:19:23,119 --> 00:19:28,320 Speaker 1: little a little rascal energy. Yeah, sure you know. But 283 00:19:28,480 --> 00:19:33,320 Speaker 1: the original of the Ickelodeon you're saying, there's there's a 284 00:19:33,320 --> 00:19:35,560 Speaker 1: bunch of kids in a in a trench coat under him. 285 00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:39,080 Speaker 1: Y he's got a lot of little boys underneath his 286 00:19:39,160 --> 00:19:44,120 Speaker 1: big head. Yeah up, Yeah, you think that's his big 287 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:48,960 Speaker 1: political secret. Yeah, you know, big pharmaceutical companies will get 288 00:19:48,960 --> 00:19:52,000 Speaker 1: a baby in there to hold him up. Big oat 289 00:19:52,119 --> 00:19:55,280 Speaker 1: has a baby whole prod. So you know, while you're 290 00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:57,639 Speaker 1: here talking about politics, I think it's important to bring 291 00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:59,840 Speaker 1: up your upcoming project, which, of course, of course I 292 00:20:00,119 --> 00:20:02,600 Speaker 1: I know that you know you're in this film. You're 293 00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:04,840 Speaker 1: in a film called The Report where you play Cenator 294 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:08,480 Speaker 1: Diane Feinstein and you, my dear, are garnering some oscar 295 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:13,800 Speaker 1: But I put mession up blast. Are you want to 296 00:20:13,840 --> 00:20:16,080 Speaker 1: say this is this year the year you play center? 297 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:17,920 Speaker 1: Diane finds that I want to know three things. Have 298 00:20:18,040 --> 00:20:19,920 Speaker 1: you betterr? What's she like? And are you excited for 299 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:23,200 Speaker 1: the oscars? Haven't bet her? Um? When she like? I 300 00:20:23,280 --> 00:20:28,640 Speaker 1: kind of made that up? Oh the character you mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, 301 00:20:28,640 --> 00:20:34,760 Speaker 1: I do kind of. Um And what was the third question? So? Sorry, 302 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:38,399 Speaker 1: are you excited? Everyone wants to know if I'm going 303 00:20:38,480 --> 00:20:41,240 Speaker 1: to get an oscar for the report where you play 304 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:45,360 Speaker 1: Diane Feinstein. Well, I've been, Um, I've been a lot 305 00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:50,320 Speaker 1: of years where it might have been mine and ends 306 00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:53,600 Speaker 1: up kind of going somewhere else, you know, to some 307 00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:59,200 Speaker 1: other girl, to some other women. Right, so I can't 308 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:03,680 Speaker 1: really say if it's mine because of nowhere like you're 309 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,680 Speaker 1: you seem angry, like you seem this is something that 310 00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:09,080 Speaker 1: gives you know, you're taking my bless face and Shakespeare 311 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:14,159 Speaker 1: Okay where Shakespeare? Right? So the people down here are 312 00:21:14,240 --> 00:21:17,119 Speaker 1: really who they're the voters right there at the raffle, 313 00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:20,680 Speaker 1: they are the ground, the ground links exactly. You've staidied Shakespeare. 314 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:25,879 Speaker 1: Y u h, not not tesh. But I wasn't Tish 315 00:21:26,119 --> 00:21:30,119 Speaker 1: you were wasn't in Tish? Interesting? No one well rags 316 00:21:30,240 --> 00:21:35,120 Speaker 1: riches you know how these things work? Yeah, not really 317 00:21:35,160 --> 00:21:39,520 Speaker 1: at all. I mean, it's it's you and the early 318 00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:43,359 Speaker 1: the early front runners are you and Renee. You know, 319 00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:47,560 Speaker 1: I am afraid for that flip film. Afraid. Why are 320 00:21:47,560 --> 00:21:51,119 Speaker 1: you afraid for Judy the film, Well, someone, I'm mostly afraid. 321 00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:56,600 Speaker 1: Someone's paying for Renee's press a lot of it, and 322 00:21:56,720 --> 00:22:00,160 Speaker 1: I think it might be Big Oat. I think Big 323 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:04,000 Speaker 1: Oat Milk would support Rene's. It feels right to me. 324 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:07,320 Speaker 1: Judy was a big smoker too, so I think tobacco 325 00:22:07,520 --> 00:22:11,639 Speaker 1: probably is having a little pause. And now I just 326 00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:15,399 Speaker 1: want to ask you. I'm voting for Marian Williamson. I 327 00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:17,760 Speaker 1: don't think she has much longer. She's not pulling you. 328 00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:21,200 Speaker 1: She lives by me. Okay, she's one of your neighbors. 329 00:22:21,240 --> 00:22:23,240 Speaker 1: Neighbors yea, yea yeah. Did you ever take one of 330 00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:28,280 Speaker 1: her spiritual courses? I took no, but in the early 331 00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:36,080 Speaker 1: nineties for sure. What has happened? My wigs falling on 332 00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:39,159 Speaker 1: your wigs falling up? So you underneath this. I've shaved 333 00:22:39,240 --> 00:22:43,399 Speaker 1: my head completely. Wow for a different project, which I 334 00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:49,000 Speaker 1: kept really well, James Cameron, I can really say. Is 335 00:22:49,040 --> 00:22:54,280 Speaker 1: it Avatar six, Rise of the Sexy Ponytails. That's that's it. Yeah. 336 00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:56,800 Speaker 1: I have a glue a ponytail to the top of 337 00:22:56,880 --> 00:22:59,480 Speaker 1: my bald head and they put a wire in it, 338 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:03,400 Speaker 1: so it kind of goes girl yeah with me there 339 00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:05,800 Speaker 1: girl on top of the head hair braid of course, 340 00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:08,600 Speaker 1: how that I have a line of green down my 341 00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:13,720 Speaker 1: whole way, Well, we're looking out for that and we 342 00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:15,840 Speaker 1: always love to have you. Thank you so much for coming, 343 00:23:15,880 --> 00:23:19,960 Speaker 1: and I hope you picked lots of damn apples about 344 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,280 Speaker 1: it and thank you and you just put it. Yeah, 345 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,560 Speaker 1: you just put it out with actors equity. So I 346 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:28,280 Speaker 1: don't know if I could touch the one you can't 347 00:23:28,320 --> 00:23:34,879 Speaker 1: touch equipment, but give it up. So um, I'm happy 348 00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:37,160 Speaker 1: that we sort of have touched on some culture because 349 00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:38,720 Speaker 1: right now, what we're gonna do is, I don't think 350 00:23:38,760 --> 00:23:42,879 Speaker 1: so honey, lives people know? Do people know what? And 351 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:46,120 Speaker 1: I don't think so many is people those first time? 352 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:47,840 Speaker 1: And I don't think so money is it the first time? 353 00:23:48,040 --> 00:23:50,640 Speaker 1: Is why don't you explain what? I don't think something 354 00:23:50,680 --> 00:23:52,359 Speaker 1: so basically and I don't think so honey, is we 355 00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:55,240 Speaker 1: take sixty seconds to rail against something in culture that 356 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:59,240 Speaker 1: we do not like, we think should be addressed fiercely 357 00:23:59,760 --> 00:24:05,159 Speaker 1: and loudly. And so basically we have um fifty comedians 358 00:24:05,200 --> 00:24:07,120 Speaker 1: that are backstage right now. They're all going to take 359 00:24:07,160 --> 00:24:10,159 Speaker 1: to the stage in groups of five, one after the other, 360 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,119 Speaker 1: and they're all going to runse against culture. But in 361 00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:14,520 Speaker 1: order to show you how that is done, I'm going 362 00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:16,960 Speaker 1: to now ask my friend Bowen Yang take to the 363 00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:21,520 Speaker 1: stage for he is going to do the very first. 364 00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:24,159 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. I'll be evening. I'll take 365 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:28,720 Speaker 1: your phone, okay. So there's two types of I don't 366 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:33,959 Speaker 1: think so, honey. Okay, okay, turn to face them. They 367 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:37,800 Speaker 1: are your audience. And now everyone, this is Bowen Yang's 368 00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:40,640 Speaker 1: pre prepared. I don't think so, honey. It's very hard 369 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:43,760 Speaker 1: for me to use a phone. Um and his time. 370 00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:46,920 Speaker 1: We'll start now. I don't think so, honey. The Hollywood 371 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:53,280 Speaker 1: reporter for confusing me and Joel can Booster and for 372 00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:57,879 Speaker 1: blaming it, for blaming it on a photo error. Just 373 00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:01,000 Speaker 1: tell the truth. Get some journalist to integrity and say 374 00:25:01,040 --> 00:25:03,520 Speaker 1: that it was the fault of a social media internamed 375 00:25:03,760 --> 00:25:09,119 Speaker 1: Trilby or something who loved me on Silicon Valley. Here's 376 00:25:09,160 --> 00:25:11,800 Speaker 1: what's going on. Joel and I were on Fire Island 377 00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:14,320 Speaker 1: the summer. A group of Asians went up to him 378 00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:16,480 Speaker 1: and said, are you bo and Yang? And Joel said, no, 379 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:19,520 Speaker 1: bow and Yang is over there, and then these Asians 380 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:23,080 Speaker 1: went no there to bow and Yang. This is crazy 381 00:25:23,160 --> 00:25:25,680 Speaker 1: gay Asians are all US designers. They should have spatial 382 00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:29,720 Speaker 1: awareness to know that it's not me. Okay. The only 383 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:32,120 Speaker 1: way I will forgive the Hollywood reporters if they host 384 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:35,480 Speaker 1: a round table to me Joel, Nico, Santo, Speedywong and 385 00:25:35,520 --> 00:25:39,920 Speaker 1: George Takai and me and they get to talk about 386 00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:45,160 Speaker 1: said Karen Anal. Okay, here's the thing. That's what I did. 387 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:48,320 Speaker 1: It No, watch Sunny Side on NBC on Thursday, and 388 00:25:49,520 --> 00:25:53,520 Speaker 1: that's who I'm at, starring Joel, Kimbooscher and watch SNL 389 00:25:53,680 --> 00:26:02,160 Speaker 1: starring me, Rob Schneider bone everyone I had to get off. 390 00:26:02,680 --> 00:26:06,080 Speaker 1: I think it's only fair that I moderate that panel. Yes, 391 00:26:06,520 --> 00:26:08,919 Speaker 1: I think I should moderate the panel. Oh yes, they 392 00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:11,560 Speaker 1: normally have that one lady like now she gotta go, 393 00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:14,679 Speaker 1: she's got that was I'm really prepared. I don't think, Sonny, 394 00:26:14,680 --> 00:26:16,280 Speaker 1: you'll see a lot of those tonight. You'll also see 395 00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:18,000 Speaker 1: something else, but and tell them what they're gonna say. 396 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:20,000 Speaker 1: So the second option for our performance tonight is to 397 00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:23,280 Speaker 1: draw from the trouble right here. So the trouble has 398 00:26:23,280 --> 00:26:26,280 Speaker 1: a lot of topics on it that are normally uh 399 00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:29,600 Speaker 1: universally beloved thing. So you have I'm like trying to 400 00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:32,040 Speaker 1: shake it. But this is literally me being so hungry 401 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:37,480 Speaker 1: for Christina Um. It has topics like oh, Princess Diana, 402 00:26:38,640 --> 00:26:45,120 Speaker 1: Jane Ramsey Um, subsidized childcare like I one time pulled 403 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:49,720 Speaker 1: from the trouble the word diversity. Things that are hard 404 00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:51,720 Speaker 1: to go negative on, but our performers have to go 405 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:53,960 Speaker 1: negative on them no matter what. They can't find some 406 00:26:54,200 --> 00:26:58,800 Speaker 1: work around, like oh, no, you've gotta be a real bit. 407 00:26:59,320 --> 00:27:01,200 Speaker 1: I'm gonna be a itch right now because I'm gonna 408 00:27:01,240 --> 00:27:02,960 Speaker 1: do this. So give it up for Matt Rodgers, my 409 00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:08,960 Speaker 1: very good friend Mint Robber. Wow, Okay, Matt, So I 410 00:27:09,359 --> 00:27:15,159 Speaker 1: don't like doing day. Okay, Matt. This is something that 411 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:16,760 Speaker 1: I think you can find an angle on. But it's 412 00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,440 Speaker 1: it's a it's a public service that we all rely 413 00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:23,840 Speaker 1: on here in New York. Your trouble topic is public transportation, 414 00:27:25,560 --> 00:27:27,800 Speaker 1: and I think your time starts now. First of all, 415 00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,879 Speaker 1: I don't think it's honey bow when yank fronting public 416 00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:33,000 Speaker 1: transportation and the fucking trouble, we all fucking hate it. 417 00:27:33,119 --> 00:27:35,360 Speaker 1: You're losing it. You get a little bit of fame 418 00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:39,240 Speaker 1: and you lose your edge. You know what, be a 419 00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:41,440 Speaker 1: fucking brave as fish and put Laura during in the 420 00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:44,280 Speaker 1: fucking bull. I was trying to tell some on the 421 00:27:44,640 --> 00:27:46,600 Speaker 1: the part you give me the m t A. Okay, 422 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:50,560 Speaker 1: it's slow, it never comes, it's crowded. What the fuck? 423 00:27:51,840 --> 00:27:54,320 Speaker 1: It's too cold. When it's cold, it's too fucking hot. 424 00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:57,280 Speaker 1: When it's hot, it sucks. We've all literally talked about it, 425 00:27:58,359 --> 00:28:01,320 Speaker 1: when every person in this room but the empty fucking A. 426 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:05,480 Speaker 1: I fucking hate it. It's why I'm leaving the city. 427 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:07,760 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, the R city. I'm out. 428 00:28:08,119 --> 00:28:11,080 Speaker 1: This is my last fucking night here. I'm serious, and 429 00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:16,040 Speaker 1: no one mentioned it. It's at all about Poe and 430 00:28:16,080 --> 00:28:18,879 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Bowen he cooks emptn in 431 00:28:18,920 --> 00:28:23,399 Speaker 1: then troll Ball sunk my dick. Mt A five second. 432 00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:25,359 Speaker 1: You know what m t A. It should be called 433 00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:30,400 Speaker 1: mass transitory. I don't think so, honey. And that's why 434 00:28:30,400 --> 00:28:37,640 Speaker 1: I minute. The topic was public transportation as a concept, 435 00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:41,280 Speaker 1: didn't specify the MTA, didn't specify New York City. Also, 436 00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:44,360 Speaker 1: I don't know what you meant. Also, um, I have 437 00:28:44,480 --> 00:28:47,800 Speaker 1: been mourning the true loss of all losses. I am bereft. 438 00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:50,720 Speaker 1: Matt Rodgers is leaving New York city. This is not 439 00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:54,680 Speaker 1: about it is about that. And um, I haven't lived 440 00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:57,200 Speaker 1: in New York with without Matt Rodgers in it. And 441 00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:59,360 Speaker 1: I don't know what that's gonna be like. And you'll 442 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:04,280 Speaker 1: be busy. I don't have like a vital part of 443 00:29:04,360 --> 00:29:09,280 Speaker 1: my support system here. It's great. Don't shut up. And 444 00:29:09,400 --> 00:29:17,080 Speaker 1: the Ivory Tower shut which mentors the color of your skin? Wow, 445 00:29:17,160 --> 00:29:21,760 Speaker 1: are you ready to see somebody? Don't think so, honey, tonight. Yes, 446 00:29:22,720 --> 00:29:24,440 Speaker 1: we're the three people up in groups and five We're 447 00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:25,840 Speaker 1: gonna call them up one by one and there each 448 00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:27,320 Speaker 1: treaty there, I don't think so, honey. Is each group 449 00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:29,080 Speaker 1: has a name. That what's this pint? We didn't name 450 00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:32,000 Speaker 1: every group. And this group is called the name of 451 00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:34,680 Speaker 1: what you're gonna hear on Oscar morning. It's called Jennifer 452 00:29:34,800 --> 00:29:44,720 Speaker 1: Lopez Hustlers. Give it up for Marie Fountain, Georgey your 453 00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:53,080 Speaker 1: Doyet trave give up for Peters Man, and for Alex English, 454 00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:59,840 Speaker 1: Alice English. Okay, first up to the microphone. Welcome Marie Foust. 455 00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:07,440 Speaker 1: It's time for Marie. Cut down, cut damn Marie. What 456 00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:13,960 Speaker 1: is good? What is very good? Yes? Now let me 457 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,960 Speaker 1: ask you this very ultimately very important question. Can't you 458 00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:19,640 Speaker 1: doing a preslet the topic or the trouball? Okay, when 459 00:30:19,640 --> 00:30:22,840 Speaker 1: I tell you, I am fully unprepared to do anything selected, 460 00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:26,160 Speaker 1: I am fully unprepared to do anything. I didn't pick anything, 461 00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:29,240 Speaker 1: so I guess you guess it's gonna go out. But 462 00:30:29,400 --> 00:30:31,960 Speaker 1: now what happens if it's something that I don't know, 463 00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:36,120 Speaker 1: then you drown in front of this audience. Okay, she 464 00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:42,280 Speaker 1: can't swim. But look, okay, say let's say, let's see. Okay, 465 00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:46,479 Speaker 1: I think you're familiar with this, Marie. Marie, your trouble 466 00:30:46,560 --> 00:30:52,640 Speaker 1: topic is blue checks or being verified? Oh I'm verified 467 00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:56,720 Speaker 1: and your time starts now. I don't think so, honey, 468 00:30:56,880 --> 00:31:00,400 Speaker 1: blue checks are being verified. I thought I'll then start 469 00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:05,760 Speaker 1: it and free stacks. I thought I was gonna start 470 00:31:05,760 --> 00:31:10,800 Speaker 1: getting flat on the tea and Malaysian wigs from India 471 00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:17,240 Speaker 1: and virgin lashes from Black China. Shot. Look, I'm not 472 00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:22,520 Speaker 1: getting nothing, Okay. Nahnis not a waste trainer, not a gringo, 473 00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:26,760 Speaker 1: the bar from Neutral Brain Valley. Nothing. Listen, people aren't 474 00:31:26,760 --> 00:31:28,880 Speaker 1: even signing too, my DM because they intimidated by my 475 00:31:28,960 --> 00:31:35,640 Speaker 1: sexy blue trick. I don't think so, Blue check black 476 00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:40,680 Speaker 1: and my dick bless trying to get my host antennial 477 00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:43,840 Speaker 1: on and I feel like, what what like when we Okay, 478 00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:55,440 Speaker 1: I have nothing else to say. I'm to roast for 479 00:31:55,520 --> 00:32:06,120 Speaker 1: her community. Now, welcome to the microphone. George, Sorge, George, George, 480 00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:10,240 Speaker 1: my darling, George, what's gonna be pre selected or troll? 481 00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:14,400 Speaker 1: This is my fourth time doing this. You have done 482 00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:17,640 Speaker 1: this four times, and it's gonna be my first troll? 483 00:32:17,680 --> 00:32:25,360 Speaker 1: Boo right, it's time, right, I'm picking it out. Okay, Okay. 484 00:32:26,120 --> 00:32:31,960 Speaker 1: So this is a concept, George Samaris. You I don't 485 00:32:32,000 --> 00:32:36,960 Speaker 1: think so, honey. Topic is the concept of inclusivity, and 486 00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:42,080 Speaker 1: your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. The 487 00:32:42,240 --> 00:32:51,800 Speaker 1: concept of incancy. This is America, Okay, this isn't some 488 00:32:52,040 --> 00:33:02,440 Speaker 1: Scandinavian faggotty country Bernie, get the fuck out of here. No, 489 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:10,400 Speaker 1: we live in a teared society. Second, and I'm proud 490 00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:13,760 Speaker 1: of the fact that I don't have a lot of 491 00:33:13,840 --> 00:33:17,920 Speaker 1: rights that other people do. And I think that's a 492 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:24,000 Speaker 1: sign of character. And if you don't, you're soft. Seconds, 493 00:33:24,440 --> 00:33:32,960 Speaker 1: So guess what inclusivity? Real men? Go off. I've never 494 00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:45,080 Speaker 1: even considered that concept. Seconds. I don't inclusivity roasted. It's over. 495 00:33:45,280 --> 00:33:48,000 Speaker 1: As of tonight, this will be the last. I don't 496 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:50,440 Speaker 1: think so, honey. Because of that, I don't think so honey, 497 00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:53,920 Speaker 1: We're done. Just kidding, Welcome to the microphone, your joy 498 00:33:54,360 --> 00:34:04,040 Speaker 1: truff everyone? Yeah please, oh man, So go on saying look, 499 00:34:04,200 --> 00:34:07,760 Speaker 1: I don't I got I got a prepared one, and 500 00:34:08,200 --> 00:34:12,640 Speaker 1: that I can't prepare to the events prepared, something that's 501 00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:14,680 Speaker 1: been on my chest for a long time. I don't 502 00:34:14,760 --> 00:34:17,640 Speaker 1: think so. White men who think anime is for you, 503 00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:28,279 Speaker 1: who the fuck are you like? Imagine the audacity, the 504 00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:33,479 Speaker 1: popcacity to think to think that you own an entire 505 00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:39,440 Speaker 1: fandom just because you jacked off to a Kira I 506 00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:42,680 Speaker 1: checked off the sailor moon in. What is the difference? 507 00:34:43,920 --> 00:34:45,759 Speaker 1: I swear to God, If one more y'all tells me 508 00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:48,480 Speaker 1: the agent concent in Japan, I will lose my ship. 509 00:34:49,640 --> 00:34:53,920 Speaker 1: Everybody knows anime was given to black people and lesbians 510 00:34:53,960 --> 00:35:00,200 Speaker 1: and exchange, in exchange for streetwear, culture and breakdan. See 511 00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:06,560 Speaker 1: there's now. I'm sorry. I don't think so white men 512 00:35:06,800 --> 00:35:09,920 Speaker 1: in general, but those who think animes for them that 513 00:35:15,640 --> 00:35:18,719 Speaker 1: having your role of culture, you know, I even you. 514 00:35:18,880 --> 00:35:20,880 Speaker 1: He's given us a new rural culture. It's rural culture. 515 00:35:20,920 --> 00:35:24,160 Speaker 1: Never seventy eight animate culture was given to black people 516 00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:28,000 Speaker 1: and lesbian's please put it in the role black absolutely 517 00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:31,240 Speaker 1: put it in. And now welcome to the microphone. Peter 518 00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:38,440 Speaker 1: STI manny oh if I were a chameleon. Hi, good 519 00:35:38,480 --> 00:35:40,480 Speaker 1: to see you, Great to see you for the first time, 520 00:35:40,560 --> 00:35:44,600 Speaker 1: to see you? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what will it be? 521 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:50,080 Speaker 1: I'm gonna do a recently pre select This is Peter Smith. 522 00:35:50,080 --> 00:35:52,160 Speaker 1: I don't think so many of their time starts now, Okay, 523 00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:58,560 Speaker 1: I don't think so. Honey, oh bitch, a longhead of 524 00:35:58,600 --> 00:36:06,000 Speaker 1: the bait being taken this vape band. What are we 525 00:36:06,200 --> 00:36:10,239 Speaker 1: supposed to do? People have been sticking things in their 526 00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:13,480 Speaker 1: mouths to calm down for thousands of millions of years, 527 00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:18,600 Speaker 1: and we finally got oh, batteries, that'll be good. Everyone's 528 00:36:18,600 --> 00:36:22,839 Speaker 1: happy with sucking on a battery. And now we can't 529 00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:25,360 Speaker 1: do this anymore. But we can't smoke cigarettes. We're not 530 00:36:25,440 --> 00:36:29,120 Speaker 1: allowed to do that, so we're being We have to 531 00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:32,640 Speaker 1: just hold these things all the time, all the time. 532 00:36:32,760 --> 00:36:36,960 Speaker 1: I can't fuck you or huff you, or think you 533 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:40,560 Speaker 1: or like you on fire. I can only just keep 534 00:36:40,640 --> 00:36:45,840 Speaker 1: my hands tied behind my back, whilst everyone else is fine. 535 00:36:45,960 --> 00:36:50,600 Speaker 1: None of you smoke five seconds. I don't think so, honey, 536 00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:53,480 Speaker 1: vaping band. We gotta do something, and we got we 537 00:36:53,600 --> 00:36:58,360 Speaker 1: gotta get something that's an lgbteking issue as well a 538 00:36:58,480 --> 00:37:02,800 Speaker 1: flar issue. Thank you so intial, Thank you creater, and 539 00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:10,360 Speaker 1: now please welcome to close out this group. It's Alex Englet. Yes, holong, 540 00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:14,279 Speaker 1: sir hi, sir h. It is wonderful to see you. 541 00:37:14,520 --> 00:37:17,040 Speaker 1: Wonderful to see you too as well. Okay, now tell 542 00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:20,200 Speaker 1: us this answer to this question, um pre selected our trouball. 543 00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:23,440 Speaker 1: What are we thinking? This is Alex english Is. I 544 00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:26,560 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, he's got applies because time starts now, 545 00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:36,480 Speaker 1: all right, I don't think so, honey. Justice small leg tournaments, 546 00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:43,000 Speaker 1: I will say, will complete confidence that just Smalllett is 547 00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:49,200 Speaker 1: an embarrassment to gay black liars everywhere. And I say 548 00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:58,920 Speaker 1: that because I am a gay birds I actually appreciate 549 00:37:59,080 --> 00:38:07,080 Speaker 1: him because we needed representation. Everybody else had representation. White 550 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:14,279 Speaker 1: women had Megan Kelly, black women have onmar Roses, white 551 00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:20,279 Speaker 1: men have everyone. So fuck you, but also thank you 552 00:38:20,400 --> 00:38:24,560 Speaker 1: Jesse small Land. Five seconds and that's what I did. 553 00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:33,080 Speaker 1: Ju smar Roston. Please give it up. Hustler, Buston, Harris, 554 00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:40,279 Speaker 1: Peter Smith and Alex Englash Wow, Bria, George and Joy 555 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:44,480 Speaker 1: and Peter right, Alex just killed that it now giving 556 00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:48,040 Speaker 1: up for this next group. They're called hot Toast. Give 557 00:38:48,080 --> 00:38:57,680 Speaker 1: it up for Meggan, So give it up for Peterson 558 00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:05,399 Speaker 1: the last year. That's good, everybody good? Oh my god, 559 00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:09,200 Speaker 1: get on those damn chairs and they'll welcome to the microphone. 560 00:39:09,280 --> 00:39:17,440 Speaker 1: Megan's stalter a pre selected to this. Megan stalked, I 561 00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:20,640 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I don't think. 562 00:39:22,320 --> 00:39:24,399 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Of my teeth bleeding every 563 00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:28,080 Speaker 1: time I brush them? Why are you doing honey? Why 564 00:39:28,120 --> 00:39:33,000 Speaker 1: are you bleeding? Honey? I see you, sweetheart? Or what 565 00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:36,560 Speaker 1: did you just get ran over? Honey? Don't you think 566 00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:39,839 Speaker 1: how awkward it is with my teeth? I don't even 567 00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:42,960 Speaker 1: know it, and I know you guys don't believe me, 568 00:39:43,040 --> 00:39:47,600 Speaker 1: but it really does happen. And how awkward, sweet my honey, 569 00:39:50,320 --> 00:39:52,520 Speaker 1: for a little interview and you don't realize your teeth 570 00:39:52,600 --> 00:39:55,600 Speaker 1: been bleeding for forever? For how awkward When I'm making 571 00:39:55,680 --> 00:40:00,920 Speaker 1: love to my beautiful brother and then all s and 572 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:07,200 Speaker 1: he says, give me that smile little girl. And then 573 00:40:07,719 --> 00:40:13,400 Speaker 1: and he goes dead off. This is awkward, now, sweetie, honey, 574 00:40:15,080 --> 00:40:21,360 Speaker 1: I don't and and and look at my ass my 575 00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:42,719 Speaker 1: star Wow, Megan Star Star, Oh, oh my god, oh 576 00:40:43,120 --> 00:40:54,000 Speaker 1: fuck unreal Bagan, thank you, Wow Star is born. That 577 00:40:54,080 --> 00:40:56,640 Speaker 1: was the shallow of the shallow. That was the shallow 578 00:40:56,719 --> 00:41:11,240 Speaker 1: to to the microphone EVA ficction. Oh my god, what's 579 00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:14,719 Speaker 1: it gonna be? Pre selected? For sure? This is a 580 00:41:14,920 --> 00:41:16,680 Speaker 1: victors I don't think so. Mahn of your time starts now, 581 00:41:16,960 --> 00:41:19,640 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Those of us who underestimate 582 00:41:19,719 --> 00:41:24,920 Speaker 1: the power and value of Merrit Weaver. If you know 583 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:30,960 Speaker 1: who Mary Weaver is, come on, it's too few of you. 584 00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:33,200 Speaker 1: Well you've not even been busy. I don't know schooling 585 00:41:33,239 --> 00:41:35,360 Speaker 1: to don't photos of Timothy shall May, I don't know 586 00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:39,360 Speaker 1: licking some girl on a canoe. Marion Weaver is proving 587 00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:45,960 Speaker 1: time and time again that acting is staying with me. Reacting, well, 588 00:41:46,040 --> 00:41:49,360 Speaker 1: you guys, they're talking about fucking stupid Joe Biden is 589 00:41:49,440 --> 00:41:53,400 Speaker 1: which he is. Mary Weaver is convincing us again that 590 00:41:53,600 --> 00:41:56,319 Speaker 1: it's less powerful to be like fuck you and more 591 00:41:56,400 --> 00:42:01,200 Speaker 1: powerful to be like fuck you. Yes, fifteen seconds she 592 00:42:01,280 --> 00:42:03,799 Speaker 1: got that far a new girl. Everybody raise your right hand, 593 00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:09,280 Speaker 1: repeat after me. I will not underestimate Mary Weaver. I'm underestimate. 594 00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:12,680 Speaker 1: We were home tonight and watch godless. I will go 595 00:42:12,800 --> 00:42:15,920 Speaker 1: home tonight and watch god seconds. We were at an 596 00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:22,239 Speaker 1: undeniable queer energy, Mary were energy. So you got still 597 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:29,800 Speaker 1: underestimate Mary. We are unbelievable. I think many more of 598 00:42:29,920 --> 00:42:32,640 Speaker 1: us know who she is now, butfore of us, thank 599 00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:35,680 Speaker 1: you for that. Think at least six six more people 600 00:42:35,760 --> 00:42:39,640 Speaker 1: know about Merritt. Six more and now welcome to the 601 00:42:39,719 --> 00:42:50,040 Speaker 1: microphone for Okay, guys, hello, and welcome back. Thank you 602 00:42:50,239 --> 00:42:52,480 Speaker 1: so much for having you guys like gorgeous just you 603 00:42:52,520 --> 00:42:59,400 Speaker 1: know of close. Um, thank you amazing. Okay, I'll do 604 00:42:59,640 --> 00:43:02,680 Speaker 1: uh a pre selected Okay, Okay, I don't think so, honey. 605 00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:05,520 Speaker 1: Our time starts now. I don't think so, honey. The 606 00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:11,200 Speaker 1: iyres of late capitalism. Okay. So here's what I'm thinking. 607 00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:15,919 Speaker 1: I'm thinking that all of our problems, both societally, environmentally 608 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:21,160 Speaker 1: and my personal problems, actually i'll stem from la capitalism. Okay, 609 00:43:21,560 --> 00:43:23,600 Speaker 1: So I'll go ahead and attempt to explain that now. 610 00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:27,680 Speaker 1: So start off, what's going on on? Is um? What 611 00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:32,640 Speaker 1: so capitalism does exploit labor. Okay, there's a fact there's 612 00:43:32,680 --> 00:43:37,640 Speaker 1: people profiting from exploiting us. Okay, we are exploited, Okay, 613 00:43:37,680 --> 00:43:41,600 Speaker 1: hold ship so okay. So what I'm saying is if 614 00:43:41,719 --> 00:43:46,720 Speaker 1: it was a not of capitalistic gain to destroy the environment, 615 00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:48,120 Speaker 1: then we wouldn't do it. But that's why we have 616 00:43:48,239 --> 00:43:52,240 Speaker 1: to do it, Okay. And then if if we didn't 617 00:43:52,280 --> 00:43:56,279 Speaker 1: have to use our personalities as a capitalistic gain as well, 618 00:43:56,560 --> 00:43:58,600 Speaker 1: then no one would ever feel competitive. And I feel 619 00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:03,680 Speaker 1: a lot less anxious. Good five seconds. Okay, it excess dating, 620 00:44:03,719 --> 00:44:06,160 Speaker 1: it excess your personal life, perhaps even your relationship with 621 00:44:06,200 --> 00:44:09,640 Speaker 1: your mother. Um, so let's just think about it. Of 622 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:12,920 Speaker 1: capitalism have done us wrong, and perhaps we shouldn't think 623 00:44:13,000 --> 00:44:18,600 Speaker 1: of something else. Thank you so much, you have what 624 00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:22,120 Speaker 1: aceptionally World culture number one hundred. Capitalism has done us wrong, 625 00:44:22,200 --> 00:44:25,360 Speaker 1: and we should make of something else. Thank you for 626 00:44:25,840 --> 00:44:28,200 Speaker 1: Thank you for that lesson. And now welcome to the microphone. 627 00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:39,280 Speaker 1: Your appears, oh looking absolutely runaway ready, Oh, we love 628 00:44:39,440 --> 00:44:45,800 Speaker 1: to see it, to see it just just ex excellence. 629 00:44:46,800 --> 00:44:49,600 Speaker 1: Now I would ask this question, I would ask this 630 00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:56,320 Speaker 1: troll ball or or or I came in a matching 631 00:44:56,480 --> 00:45:05,719 Speaker 1: skirt suit, I did the word her time starts. Now, 632 00:45:07,160 --> 00:45:18,120 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, trying to kill me. You 633 00:45:18,239 --> 00:45:20,759 Speaker 1: want to try to kill me, honey, I don't think so. 634 00:45:20,920 --> 00:45:28,600 Speaker 1: I prefer to be alive. Who instead of trying to 635 00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:31,359 Speaker 1: kill me, why don't you drink a glass of wine? 636 00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:39,000 Speaker 1: Of them? Second he said, I don't think so. Thirty seconds, Honey, 637 00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:43,759 Speaker 1: I don't trying to give me the time. Trying to 638 00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:45,600 Speaker 1: kill me. It's like trying to give me the light 639 00:45:45,680 --> 00:45:49,719 Speaker 1: when I'm doing my comedy. No, no, no, but I'm 640 00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:53,319 Speaker 1: gonna let me. Killing me is fine. Step seven, I'm dead, 641 00:45:53,400 --> 00:46:01,320 Speaker 1: But trying to kill me is mortifying your food, putting 642 00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:04,680 Speaker 1: poison in my favorite forgetting which glassy put the poison? 643 00:46:04,800 --> 00:46:14,279 Speaker 1: Then you want to organize crime. Seconds trying to push 644 00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:18,440 Speaker 1: me up the cliff, but you trip and accidentally follow yourself. Congratulations, 645 00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:25,840 Speaker 1: hang at you just kill yourself. Do not trying to 646 00:46:25,960 --> 00:46:31,040 Speaker 1: kill her. Don't kill her, don't try, just do it, genius. 647 00:46:31,600 --> 00:46:35,200 Speaker 1: There is no try, genius. Don't try to kill her. 648 00:46:35,280 --> 00:46:37,440 Speaker 1: Just do it. We're gonna do it for goodness sakes. 649 00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:39,799 Speaker 1: And now welcome to the microphone, the one the only 650 00:46:44,800 --> 00:46:49,239 Speaker 1: She's gone. Why are you trying to focus listen, what 651 00:46:49,760 --> 00:46:52,320 Speaker 1: who do you think looks more like Joe kin Boost? 652 00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:05,440 Speaker 1: You are in joke? M drag right now the chest everyday? Wow, 653 00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:14,759 Speaker 1: what would you like to what do you want to 654 00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:21,000 Speaker 1: to do? Oh my god? What what would you like 655 00:47:21,040 --> 00:47:24,400 Speaker 1: to do? Pre selected or trouble? Oh my god, I 656 00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:28,120 Speaker 1: do Okay, I'm gonna do a pre selected I'm gonna 657 00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:31,920 Speaker 1: look at my notes. Okay, it's pretty academic, So okay. 658 00:47:33,960 --> 00:47:35,360 Speaker 1: If I miss a word, it's like none of it 659 00:47:35,440 --> 00:47:38,840 Speaker 1: will work, you know. Yeah, so this is celestiums academic. 660 00:47:38,920 --> 00:47:41,520 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I 661 00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:45,719 Speaker 1: do not think so, honey. Anyone who falls in love 662 00:47:46,400 --> 00:47:51,160 Speaker 1: with me. It isn't a brag. I'm genuinely trying to help. 663 00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:54,399 Speaker 1: The only things I know for sure about love one 664 00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:58,480 Speaker 1: you need it to survive too. It does not last. 665 00:47:58,600 --> 00:48:01,239 Speaker 1: That means that when it ends, you're supposed to die. 666 00:48:01,600 --> 00:48:07,160 Speaker 1: Falling in love is murder. Specifically, if you fall in 667 00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:10,759 Speaker 1: love with me, I think you're wrong. The Tuesday I'm 668 00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:14,120 Speaker 1: in consisting that are texting and being a nice person. 669 00:48:14,840 --> 00:48:17,880 Speaker 1: My best friends will literally never be outranked by anyone. 670 00:48:18,200 --> 00:48:21,360 Speaker 1: My parents clearly got divorced at a very formative age. 671 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:27,440 Speaker 1: I have a crush on everyone. The girl I did 672 00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:29,239 Speaker 1: it this summer told me that literally, if you're in 673 00:48:29,320 --> 00:48:30,839 Speaker 1: love with someone, you're allowed to look at their phone 674 00:48:30,880 --> 00:48:35,400 Speaker 1: at any time for any reason, get mad about anything 675 00:48:35,560 --> 00:48:37,840 Speaker 1: on it. I don't have a pass. Got on my 676 00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:40,480 Speaker 1: phone because I'm twenty three and I don't know anything good. 677 00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:42,960 Speaker 1: If you fall in love with me, I can't help you. 678 00:48:43,360 --> 00:48:54,440 Speaker 1: Leave me alone. Fuck you before everyone don't. I can 679 00:48:54,600 --> 00:49:04,640 Speaker 1: salter vector for of him booster herself. Wow, oh my god, unbelievable. 680 00:49:04,800 --> 00:49:08,680 Speaker 1: Hot Toasts really was very existential and with a name 681 00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:11,640 Speaker 1: like hot Toast, you gotta be, you gotta be. That 682 00:49:11,800 --> 00:49:14,360 Speaker 1: toast is dead. It was once bread and now it's burnt. 683 00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:17,600 Speaker 1: That's the life cycle of toast. Once it fell in 684 00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:19,680 Speaker 1: love and now welcome this next group. What are they called? 685 00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:23,400 Speaker 1: School for girls? School for girls? About the stage, same 686 00:49:23,480 --> 00:49:31,879 Speaker 1: as Zoni. The stage actually was so loud, so low. 687 00:49:33,600 --> 00:49:43,879 Speaker 1: Rachel Pegrass Sarah to everyone everyone, Dave is feeling maybe 688 00:49:43,960 --> 00:49:46,600 Speaker 1: even worse than me. He should take to the plike 689 00:49:46,719 --> 00:49:52,560 Speaker 1: right now. We saw Christina Regulator last night. Ris Lotus Rises, 690 00:49:52,760 --> 00:49:55,480 Speaker 1: The Lotus Rose, The Lotus Rose. Dave, what's gonna be 691 00:49:55,520 --> 00:49:58,720 Speaker 1: pre selected or trouble. I'm gonna do a pre selective. Okay, 692 00:49:58,840 --> 00:50:01,200 Speaker 1: this is David Zonies. I don't Sonia's time starts now. 693 00:50:01,400 --> 00:50:05,160 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. My friends telling me that, like, 694 00:50:05,400 --> 00:50:07,440 Speaker 1: I can't get botox right now in my face. If 695 00:50:07,480 --> 00:50:11,400 Speaker 1: I want to, I would like to start to funk 696 00:50:11,480 --> 00:50:17,839 Speaker 1: with my face, please, it's my right. The other day 697 00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:19,440 Speaker 1: on the train, someone came up to me and they 698 00:50:19,480 --> 00:50:21,320 Speaker 1: were like, you look like somebody who maybe could have 699 00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:25,560 Speaker 1: been on Glee. And I was like, oh, but in 700 00:50:25,680 --> 00:50:27,760 Speaker 1: this big scenario, I'm not even positive if I booked 701 00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:31,320 Speaker 1: or not. You know, I feel like there was a 702 00:50:31,360 --> 00:50:33,960 Speaker 1: moment where I was like, you are only and now 703 00:50:34,080 --> 00:50:37,680 Speaker 1: it's like maybe you could have, you know. I just 704 00:50:37,760 --> 00:50:39,839 Speaker 1: feel like, if this is parent trap, I'm feeling kind 705 00:50:39,880 --> 00:50:43,040 Speaker 1: of chessis, you know. I want to get to my 706 00:50:43,239 --> 00:50:46,880 Speaker 1: Meredith moment. I don't want to see. I wonder what 707 00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:50,239 Speaker 1: like Cameron Diaz in two thousand six, you know, and 708 00:50:50,320 --> 00:50:51,920 Speaker 1: Matt and I are moving to light tomorrow. So as 709 00:50:51,920 --> 00:50:53,080 Speaker 1: soon as we get off the plane, the first thing 710 00:50:53,080 --> 00:50:56,440 Speaker 1: I'm doing is going to Dr Jacobsen. I'm getting my 711 00:50:56,520 --> 00:51:00,959 Speaker 1: fucking tits done. Second, I'm in a day, this space, 712 00:51:01,040 --> 00:51:02,640 Speaker 1: and there's nothing you've been just gonna do to stop me. 713 00:51:02,680 --> 00:51:08,880 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Dave Audrey of Dame Miss Honey, 714 00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:12,520 Speaker 1: future Filler's Queen Davenna. Look at that face. It's the 715 00:51:12,600 --> 00:51:14,600 Speaker 1: last time you'll see it. And now welcome to the 716 00:51:14,640 --> 00:51:23,080 Speaker 1: microphone as suits, the suits, a suit moments ceo of 717 00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:29,479 Speaker 1: a picnic. Honey, all right, so talk to me, Ash. 718 00:51:29,600 --> 00:51:31,840 Speaker 1: We have a bowl here, it's full of trol and 719 00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:34,400 Speaker 1: we also, i'm sure, have a gorgeous brain, full of 720 00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:37,759 Speaker 1: gorgeous pre select the topics. What is the tea? I've 721 00:51:37,800 --> 00:51:40,759 Speaker 1: been thinking about this and seething about it for eleven years. 722 00:51:40,840 --> 00:51:43,600 Speaker 1: Tonight's the night. Tonight's tonight, eleven years in the vain game. 723 00:51:44,400 --> 00:51:46,480 Speaker 1: I don't think so many our time starts now. I 724 00:51:46,560 --> 00:51:50,000 Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Tourists who have the audacity to 725 00:51:50,080 --> 00:51:55,200 Speaker 1: sit down on the train before I do. Okay, excuse me. 726 00:51:55,600 --> 00:51:59,120 Speaker 1: I pay federal, state, and local taxes. I think I 727 00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:05,680 Speaker 1: actually own this supper. Your six year old looks super 728 00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:08,760 Speaker 1: exhausted from an afternoon at the M and M store. 729 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:14,839 Speaker 1: I understand that, but he's gonna have to hold onto 730 00:52:14,880 --> 00:52:20,439 Speaker 1: the pole from forty second fourteenth Street. Your sixty three 731 00:52:20,560 --> 00:52:25,560 Speaker 1: bags full of century but really really heavy to carry. 732 00:52:25,880 --> 00:52:28,239 Speaker 1: But you know it's a little heavier to carry the 733 00:52:28,360 --> 00:52:30,320 Speaker 1: fact that I've worked two to three jobs at a 734 00:52:30,400 --> 00:52:32,359 Speaker 1: time for the last seven years to try and make 735 00:52:32,480 --> 00:52:39,279 Speaker 1: my or ites that right. I'm exhausted. I need a 736 00:52:39,600 --> 00:52:44,360 Speaker 1: seat five seconds. Okay. There are exceptions you you're pregnant, 737 00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:46,640 Speaker 1: if you're not able bodied, girl, they're all always get 738 00:52:46,719 --> 00:52:48,640 Speaker 1: my chub for you. But I will make sure it 739 00:52:48,719 --> 00:52:59,839 Speaker 1: look like a fucking murder as I do, of course, 740 00:53:00,000 --> 00:53:03,560 Speaker 1: of my body, because we're not you. And now welcome 741 00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:11,040 Speaker 1: to the microphone. Hannah so E, so yes Canada. Hi Hannah. 742 00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:16,920 Speaker 1: First of all, hello, Hi, Okay, we're here. Now talk 743 00:53:17,000 --> 00:53:19,960 Speaker 1: to me about the trouble versus pre selected question. You 744 00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:22,200 Speaker 1: have an answer to that. I have an answer to it. 745 00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:24,719 Speaker 1: I left my a this line in by accident, and 746 00:53:24,880 --> 00:53:29,440 Speaker 1: who you are funking? You're going with it? Okay, so 747 00:53:29,719 --> 00:53:36,799 Speaker 1: things reflected, this is pre selected. Hannah sell that her 748 00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:40,080 Speaker 1: time starts. Okay. I don't think so, honey. All of 749 00:53:40,160 --> 00:53:50,360 Speaker 1: my grandparents are dead like um, excuse me, what um? Okay? 750 00:53:50,440 --> 00:53:53,239 Speaker 1: When my grandma died, I was dating someone who worked 751 00:53:53,360 --> 00:53:58,400 Speaker 1: part time at Guitar Center. She died being like, damn, 752 00:53:58,440 --> 00:54:00,640 Speaker 1: I hope he and his boyfriend gets some were hours. 753 00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:06,360 Speaker 1: She didn't even get to see me get married to 754 00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:12,919 Speaker 1: someone who shops I guitar. Okay, listen, I don't think so, honey. 755 00:54:13,000 --> 00:54:15,080 Speaker 1: One of my grandpas is actually alive. He just does 756 00:54:15,160 --> 00:54:20,759 Speaker 1: not speak to my family. Okay, so you know, I 757 00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:22,560 Speaker 1: would love to meet him because he sounds like a 758 00:54:22,719 --> 00:54:29,000 Speaker 1: petty bitch. I acted like he's dead, because he acted 759 00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:32,239 Speaker 1: if I am dead. I choked in. I think we 760 00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:37,440 Speaker 1: would get home. Okay, let's just say ultimately, my grandparents 761 00:54:37,480 --> 00:54:47,440 Speaker 1: would kill on TikTok. Okay, it's so sorry, so sorry, 762 00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:54,239 Speaker 1: so sorry about that. Less Wow, a grandparent who kills 763 00:54:54,280 --> 00:54:56,799 Speaker 1: on TikTok, that's what we need. That's what we need today. 764 00:54:56,840 --> 00:54:59,799 Speaker 1: That's the voice we need now. Absolutely, Oh my god. 765 00:55:00,080 --> 00:55:02,560 Speaker 1: This this next person coming to the mic has one 766 00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:05,839 Speaker 1: our show at Culture Fresh which what was it called 767 00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:11,239 Speaker 1: Cluster Frest? No, not Culture, It's called the Gauntlett. You 768 00:55:11,280 --> 00:55:15,440 Speaker 1: don't remember anything. She's an Icon Award winner. Please give 769 00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:23,440 Speaker 1: it up for Rachel. To Rachel, it is very good 770 00:55:23,520 --> 00:55:27,120 Speaker 1: to see you here in your element, you know, yes, yes, 771 00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:29,680 Speaker 1: you know, yes, and I'm talking to me about troll 772 00:55:29,760 --> 00:55:32,719 Speaker 1: ball or pre selected? What is going on? You know, 773 00:55:32,880 --> 00:55:35,560 Speaker 1: there's been a lot of thoughts going through my brain. Okay, 774 00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:38,239 Speaker 1: and it's been is it pre select? Is troll? Do 775 00:55:38,400 --> 00:55:40,279 Speaker 1: I throw it all the way? Do I troll? And 776 00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:45,480 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with a pre select the ultimately select cis. 777 00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:47,160 Speaker 1: I don't think so. When of your time starts now? 778 00:55:47,600 --> 00:55:54,920 Speaker 1: I don't think so. Honey. One way streets, both ways 779 00:55:55,000 --> 00:56:01,120 Speaker 1: down the street. What is this? Wait? Have the technology 780 00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:06,280 Speaker 1: to make strips go to ways? Why are you wasting 781 00:56:06,360 --> 00:56:10,680 Speaker 1: my time with just one direction? It was not horse 782 00:56:10,800 --> 00:56:19,480 Speaker 1: and Buckey Town with not harms but people, so that 783 00:56:20,120 --> 00:56:22,600 Speaker 1: we need to be able to travel both ways down 784 00:56:22,640 --> 00:56:27,000 Speaker 1: the streets. I take that one ray streets or remedial 785 00:56:27,160 --> 00:56:31,640 Speaker 1: classes make streets. I'm stupid as fun and I'm sorry 786 00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:39,160 Speaker 1: your remedial classy streak are go with one direction? And 787 00:56:39,239 --> 00:56:49,880 Speaker 1: that direction ain't up? Fine? Yeah, strips can eat let's 788 00:56:49,920 --> 00:56:56,279 Speaker 1: who were with the ruling countess touch number twenty one way? 789 00:56:56,400 --> 00:57:02,760 Speaker 1: Streets can't eat my clan. Wow, give it up for Sarah, Julie, 790 00:57:05,719 --> 00:57:12,000 Speaker 1: Sara A little number number even Yes, Yes, we love 791 00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:14,440 Speaker 1: we love the socks mass Sarah, what's it going to 792 00:57:14,480 --> 00:57:16,600 Speaker 1: be pre selected or trouble. I'm gonna have to go 793 00:57:17,080 --> 00:57:22,080 Speaker 1: a little ps a little yeah, I love you. Yeah, Okay, 794 00:57:22,240 --> 00:57:26,960 Speaker 1: this is controversial, priest large, I don't think so. When 795 00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:29,760 Speaker 1: Sara Julia's time starts, now, I don't think so. Honey, 796 00:57:29,960 --> 00:57:37,439 Speaker 1: Maya in Lady Marmala because love me in the street. Honey. 797 00:57:37,440 --> 00:57:46,320 Speaker 1: We've got Christina aguilera obvious choice. She's like, she makes 798 00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:49,400 Speaker 1: the dirty as she's wanted to do. The next of 799 00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:58,720 Speaker 1: course we have Pink Powerhouse voculash. She's like, yeah, raise 800 00:57:58,760 --> 00:58:02,040 Speaker 1: your mother fucking glass bitch, okay. And then next of 801 00:58:02,120 --> 00:58:04,360 Speaker 1: course we have Little Kim who does stay in her lane, 802 00:58:04,720 --> 00:58:15,680 Speaker 1: but she staid brings it. She's like, hey, heyft seconds. 803 00:58:15,680 --> 00:58:18,560 Speaker 1: Then we get to Maya. Okay. The producers like, this 804 00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:22,600 Speaker 1: is the finale of the song, making all you got. 805 00:58:22,720 --> 00:58:30,160 Speaker 1: She's like, because it's like Mariah Carry could have done that, 806 00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:32,800 Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It's like, oh, Alicia Keiths 807 00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:40,480 Speaker 1: would have done better. And that's really saying that that 808 00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:43,040 Speaker 1: was the worst thing that happened in two thousand one. 809 00:58:48,480 --> 00:58:51,200 Speaker 1: The School for Girls is not a listeners, thank you, 810 00:58:51,280 --> 00:58:58,360 Speaker 1: schoopergram stay zone, Sarah to oh my God, making us 811 00:58:59,400 --> 00:59:01,840 Speaker 1: not for not for a get, Let's get Well, let's 812 00:59:01,840 --> 00:59:03,800 Speaker 1: got a couple more groups and for this next group 813 00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:13,200 Speaker 1: is called damn Birds, sang Joe Firestone, who wants doing? 814 00:59:15,960 --> 00:59:22,160 Speaker 1: I lolco the stat death and Pierre said, Choe find 815 00:59:22,280 --> 00:59:26,280 Speaker 1: that find she's not here. She's not here, and welcome 816 00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:34,400 Speaker 1: to stage. Christie shackle Fir, Wow, Chloe, you couldn't be here. 817 00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:37,600 Speaker 1: I think she's in the Los Angeles. Think well, you know, 818 00:59:37,800 --> 00:59:40,040 Speaker 1: I respect that. I respect that a lot we love. 819 00:59:40,120 --> 00:59:42,040 Speaker 1: Can we give her the best to wherever she is? 820 00:59:42,200 --> 00:59:51,160 Speaker 1: And now please welcome to the microphone. Joe, find Joe. Joe, 821 00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:53,440 Speaker 1: what's going to be pre selected or trouball? I love 822 00:59:53,520 --> 00:59:57,040 Speaker 1: this environment so much and I just want to say 823 00:59:57,120 --> 01:00:00,480 Speaker 1: that I do. Did I do? Pre selected? O? That's 824 01:00:00,480 --> 01:00:03,480 Speaker 1: good you said that because we have the question about it. Yes, 825 01:00:03,600 --> 01:00:05,880 Speaker 1: this is Joe Firestones. I don't think someoney, her time 826 01:00:05,960 --> 01:00:10,080 Speaker 1: starts now home. Okay, I don't think so, honey. Summersaults 827 01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:17,120 Speaker 1: all right, they hurt your neck and they don't look 828 01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:25,200 Speaker 1: cute real gimness, use beams, uh huh. Okay, if you're 829 01:00:25,240 --> 01:00:27,440 Speaker 1: still doing summer sults. You need to grow up and 830 01:00:27,560 --> 01:00:40,320 Speaker 1: start doing cart wheels. Summer Sault, Summer's over. Summer Sault 831 01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:42,720 Speaker 1: is the ugliest role there is. You know what's a 832 01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:45,880 Speaker 1: cute role, Philadelphia role, and that's the sushi my Cream 833 01:00:45,960 --> 01:00:54,240 Speaker 1: Cheese seconds show. If you see someone doing a summer so, 834 01:00:54,440 --> 01:00:56,160 Speaker 1: I want you to pick them up and throw them 835 01:00:56,200 --> 01:00:59,160 Speaker 1: through a basketball. But that's what they're trying to be, 836 01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:04,160 Speaker 1: all out basketball five seconds. Yeah, don't do it. Okay, 837 01:01:10,440 --> 01:01:15,000 Speaker 1: We've got a roll of culture number five, Summer Special, 838 01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:19,880 Speaker 1: Summers Over. Don't do it? Okay, do it okay, and 839 01:01:19,960 --> 01:01:23,400 Speaker 1: now welcome to the microphone? Are good? Can you welcome? 840 01:01:23,520 --> 01:01:33,040 Speaker 1: Dylan Mary Lamara, Hello, stud Hello, my beautiful girls, my style, beautiful? 841 01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:37,640 Speaker 1: Thank you? Do you like my straight drag? Yeah? Yeah 842 01:01:37,680 --> 01:01:42,600 Speaker 1: that's what I was thinking, you straight? Thank you? Yeah, 843 01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:47,680 Speaker 1: that's what I was thinking. Yeah. I don't want to brag, 844 01:01:48,520 --> 01:01:51,800 Speaker 1: but it's gonna be pretty selective and I'm going to 845 01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:58,120 Speaker 1: be Everyone cheer when I say this reading from my phone. Okay, 846 01:01:58,240 --> 01:02:02,680 Speaker 1: it's the reader that it started. Kate in Dylan Maren Uh, 847 01:02:02,800 --> 01:02:04,600 Speaker 1: Dylan Marans. I don't think so many a time starts now, 848 01:02:04,800 --> 01:02:07,520 Speaker 1: I don't think so honey, four thousand word essays about 849 01:02:07,560 --> 01:02:11,960 Speaker 1: how Pete Buddha Judge is not gay enough to be president. Honey, 850 01:02:12,360 --> 01:02:14,720 Speaker 1: you are so deep in the echo chamber that the 851 01:02:14,840 --> 01:02:19,720 Speaker 1: reverberations have made you lose your goddamn mind. Just because 852 01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:22,920 Speaker 1: you possess the cognitive ability to form a complex sentences 853 01:02:23,040 --> 01:02:28,280 Speaker 1: doesn't mean you have anything complex to say. Pracing someone 854 01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:30,840 Speaker 1: on how they practice their fagotry, Honey, you are just 855 01:02:31,000 --> 01:02:33,080 Speaker 1: a remix version of the I'm not like the other 856 01:02:33,200 --> 01:02:38,560 Speaker 1: girls girls. If my gay president isn't into leathern bondage, 857 01:02:38,680 --> 01:02:41,600 Speaker 1: that's okay. Keeping kids out of cages and making healthcare 858 01:02:41,640 --> 01:02:47,360 Speaker 1: accessible is good enough for me, Honey. I just want 859 01:02:47,400 --> 01:02:50,520 Speaker 1: to be clear. I support your radical politics. Run for office, 860 01:02:50,560 --> 01:02:53,680 Speaker 1: and I will knock on doors for you. Criticism is 861 01:02:53,720 --> 01:02:56,000 Speaker 1: not a crime, but please do not turn your draft 862 01:02:56,040 --> 01:02:58,880 Speaker 1: of a tweet into a dissertation. That is a crime. 863 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:02,520 Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, pot using word essays about 864 01:03:02,520 --> 01:03:05,040 Speaker 1: how you got Buddha judgesn't gain enough to be your president? 865 01:03:05,120 --> 01:03:22,040 Speaker 1: Were in that you? Filter Number three Welcome to the Microphones, 866 01:03:22,240 --> 01:03:32,360 Speaker 1: Jasin Tear, Hello, Jason, Yes, follow Us Bust Drives featuring 867 01:03:32,440 --> 01:03:36,520 Speaker 1: Jenna Jackson what's it gonna be. I think it's gonna 868 01:03:36,560 --> 01:03:41,280 Speaker 1: be a very scandalous pre select This is Jasmine Pierces. 869 01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:43,280 Speaker 1: I don't think so many her time starts now. I 870 01:03:43,320 --> 01:03:45,920 Speaker 1: don't think so honey. People that ask me how I 871 01:03:46,000 --> 01:03:50,840 Speaker 1: survive without coffee, I know, thank you, thank you, three 872 01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:55,120 Speaker 1: people in here coffee. This is like a crackhead asking 873 01:03:55,160 --> 01:03:57,200 Speaker 1: me how I survived without crack. I don't want to 874 01:03:57,240 --> 01:03:59,320 Speaker 1: hear it more. Okay, how do I wake up in 875 01:03:59,360 --> 01:04:01,880 Speaker 1: the morning? I wake up with the twinkling of dawn. 876 01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:10,240 Speaker 1: I thought, whoever is in my bed my day? I 877 01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:12,640 Speaker 1: don't want it any more. Do you know how you 878 01:04:12,760 --> 01:04:14,440 Speaker 1: wake up in the morning? All the rest of you 879 01:04:14,600 --> 01:04:23,160 Speaker 1: like this? If someone you rolled up without a coffee 880 01:04:23,200 --> 01:04:25,320 Speaker 1: machine in your house, you'd kill your kids that morning. 881 01:04:27,200 --> 01:04:32,720 Speaker 1: I don't need to drink beam diarrhea. I know if 882 01:04:32,840 --> 01:04:35,320 Speaker 1: it comes out of diarrhea, but it starts as diarrhea 883 01:04:35,440 --> 01:04:40,400 Speaker 1: too anymore. It doesn't smell good. Someone got murdered outside 884 01:04:40,440 --> 01:04:44,400 Speaker 1: in my Starbucks recently. Seconds that's why rolled up in 885 01:04:44,520 --> 01:04:49,080 Speaker 1: a carpet, rolled up in plastic. Extremely murdered. But we're 886 01:04:49,120 --> 01:04:51,040 Speaker 1: trying to get a cup of coffee in the morning, 887 01:04:51,160 --> 01:04:53,640 Speaker 1: So that's all that. You don't need that. You don't 888 01:04:53,640 --> 01:04:56,360 Speaker 1: need that to survive. How do I survive with that coffee? 889 01:04:56,360 --> 01:05:01,320 Speaker 1: I don't get murdered. I'd my body left for all 890 01:05:01,440 --> 01:05:04,840 Speaker 1: the world to see. Harlem doesn't eat anymore of that? Okay, 891 01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:12,439 Speaker 1: how much? Okay? I honestly just wanted to hear more. 892 01:05:12,960 --> 01:05:18,160 Speaker 1: I just needed to know. Honestly, it's true. I don't 893 01:05:18,200 --> 01:05:19,960 Speaker 1: make coffee, but I drink it every day and it 894 01:05:20,120 --> 01:05:22,720 Speaker 1: suxed me up. And it's a sick disease. And we 895 01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:25,440 Speaker 1: all have it. We all have that. And now welcome 896 01:05:25,480 --> 01:05:32,040 Speaker 1: to the microphone, Christie. Shame on, Christie, thank you. I 897 01:05:32,280 --> 01:05:35,760 Speaker 1: love to be introduced after an Instagram celebrity does not 898 01:05:36,160 --> 01:05:41,920 Speaker 1: show up. I love to be that consolation problem. Stop it, 899 01:05:42,120 --> 01:05:47,120 Speaker 1: Christie star. We have two options here, right Bowen, Yes, 900 01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:50,200 Speaker 1: pre selected or trouble Christie. I'm very nervous. But then 901 01:05:50,240 --> 01:05:58,080 Speaker 1: I'm gonna troll. Yeah, okay, Christie. She famously did one 902 01:05:58,120 --> 01:06:02,240 Speaker 1: of the best troubles to Julie Andrews. But tonight, I say, 903 01:06:02,400 --> 01:06:06,800 Speaker 1: you will not be troubling a person. Rather know a concept. Okay, 904 01:06:07,120 --> 01:06:13,480 Speaker 1: is it air? It's not? It is? However, unionization and 905 01:06:13,640 --> 01:06:17,760 Speaker 1: your time starts now. I think any unionization, I'll have 906 01:06:17,920 --> 01:06:23,360 Speaker 1: an agent right now? Okay, I have to do say 907 01:06:23,440 --> 01:06:27,880 Speaker 1: I do love me union, you give me the health insurance. 908 01:06:29,640 --> 01:06:32,200 Speaker 1: I can't get any word because I don't have my agent, 909 01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:34,919 Speaker 1: because my union told me to fire them, which I did, 910 01:06:41,280 --> 01:06:43,640 Speaker 1: and you know how they wanted me to fire them 911 01:06:44,080 --> 01:06:51,040 Speaker 1: in a form letter that day. Route is noney, it's 912 01:06:51,080 --> 01:06:53,760 Speaker 1: a right path for me. All write my own dang agent, 913 01:06:54,120 --> 01:06:59,560 Speaker 1: a dang firing letter. I don't think so, honey, union 914 01:06:59,640 --> 01:07:06,240 Speaker 1: is they should? What the fuck is Labor Day? Am 915 01:07:06,320 --> 01:07:13,440 Speaker 1: I supposed to swim? Am? I supposed to barbecue workers? Right? 916 01:07:15,800 --> 01:07:18,880 Speaker 1: I think we fucked Labor Day a little bit? I 917 01:07:18,960 --> 01:07:29,640 Speaker 1: don't think so. Dan give it up for Joe fire 918 01:07:29,720 --> 01:07:34,800 Speaker 1: show here persis shop we go one group from this 919 01:07:34,960 --> 01:07:37,560 Speaker 1: first half, stick around this all the drag queens and 920 01:07:37,600 --> 01:07:43,040 Speaker 1: the straight men. Are you ready called the Liberation World 921 01:07:43,120 --> 01:07:50,440 Speaker 1: to Liberation World? Tops chose give it up for job, 922 01:07:51,800 --> 01:07:55,520 Speaker 1: give it up for bike and Brucy for Diego, Loca 923 01:07:56,640 --> 01:08:05,760 Speaker 1: giving up for print a filter? And the first up 924 01:08:05,800 --> 01:08:10,520 Speaker 1: to the microphone is she entertained you earlier tonight? Chelsea? 925 01:08:10,600 --> 01:08:18,880 Speaker 1: Be yes, Chelsea, what are you thinking? Are we talking 926 01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:22,439 Speaker 1: presech This is pre selected. It's been in my soul 927 01:08:22,560 --> 01:08:24,000 Speaker 1: for a long time, and I need to get it 928 01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:26,600 Speaker 1: off my chest. Here we go, Chelsea. Here, So I 929 01:08:26,640 --> 01:08:28,639 Speaker 1: don't think Son of Our Time starts now. I don't 930 01:08:28,680 --> 01:08:34,840 Speaker 1: think so Honey, d J's in clothing stores. This this 931 01:08:35,040 --> 01:08:37,879 Speaker 1: is an H and M, not a circuit party, Okay. 932 01:08:38,800 --> 01:08:41,160 Speaker 1: I came here to get a clearance tank top, not 933 01:08:41,360 --> 01:08:43,479 Speaker 1: take Molly and make out with someone who I'm gonna 934 01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:45,519 Speaker 1: ignore and els catch him for the rest of my life. 935 01:08:48,320 --> 01:08:50,400 Speaker 1: I already get funny enough looks from women while I'm 936 01:08:50,439 --> 01:08:52,519 Speaker 1: shopping in the broad Apartment, and I would tell them 937 01:08:52,600 --> 01:08:55,200 Speaker 1: that gender is a construct, Linda, but I can't hear 938 01:08:55,240 --> 01:08:59,880 Speaker 1: my own thoughts over the goddamn music. Turny second, turn 939 01:09:00,160 --> 01:09:03,200 Speaker 1: down post Malone and let me shop. It's actually culture 940 01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:05,759 Speaker 1: number forty three. Stay with me, turn it out, post 941 01:09:06,800 --> 01:09:09,800 Speaker 1: let me shop. Don't think for a moment that I 942 01:09:09,840 --> 01:09:11,640 Speaker 1: won't take this fucking wig off and put on a 943 01:09:11,760 --> 01:09:15,960 Speaker 1: gate gosslin pixie cut soccer mom and asked to speak 944 01:09:16,040 --> 01:09:20,880 Speaker 1: to the fucking event in the world. I'm not be 945 01:09:21,040 --> 01:09:32,320 Speaker 1: Rogers himself. I don't think so hawnty everyone I believe 946 01:09:33,479 --> 01:09:35,519 Speaker 1: let's do what these straight men have to say. Give 947 01:09:35,520 --> 01:09:45,880 Speaker 1: it up for Joe run sweet Oh my god. Wow. 948 01:09:46,080 --> 01:09:48,120 Speaker 1: So here you are on stage, and I don't think 949 01:09:48,120 --> 01:09:51,840 Speaker 1: Sony confronted with a question, that question trouble or pre 950 01:09:51,960 --> 01:09:55,639 Speaker 1: slect this topic, myodness. You know, I love reaching into 951 01:09:55,720 --> 01:10:02,479 Speaker 1: bowls and picking out a bunch of things. But I'm 952 01:10:02,520 --> 01:10:05,240 Speaker 1: going to reach into my pocket because I jotted down something. 953 01:10:05,280 --> 01:10:10,320 Speaker 1: I'm gonna do a pre slop tricky boys. I don't 954 01:10:10,320 --> 01:10:14,400 Speaker 1: think so, honey. His time starts now. I don't think so, honey. 955 01:10:15,000 --> 01:10:25,880 Speaker 1: Rube Goldberg machines. I mean, have you seen these things? Rube? 956 01:10:26,160 --> 01:10:32,080 Speaker 1: I love you, but why has everything got to be 957 01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:37,240 Speaker 1: a damn contraption with you? I mean, have you seen 958 01:10:37,360 --> 01:10:46,840 Speaker 1: these things? Honey? Get to the fucking point three seconds? Yeah, 959 01:10:47,040 --> 01:10:49,360 Speaker 1: I want the marble to go into the cup. But 960 01:10:51,240 --> 01:10:53,720 Speaker 1: I'm not trying to sit through an entire set of 961 01:10:53,840 --> 01:11:00,800 Speaker 1: an Okay Go music video. I all I have to 962 01:11:00,880 --> 01:11:03,360 Speaker 1: do is wait for a candle's flame to burn through 963 01:11:03,360 --> 01:11:11,400 Speaker 1: a taut wire. Bitch, I have places to be with this. 964 01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:14,920 Speaker 1: You can be curing diseases, you could be uh, you know, 965 01:11:15,240 --> 01:11:19,960 Speaker 1: fixing climate change. Uh No, but you're rigging Pulley systems 966 01:11:20,200 --> 01:11:21,960 Speaker 1: for a boxing love to punch your chicken so that 967 01:11:22,000 --> 01:11:23,880 Speaker 1: it lays an egg, and that egg travels down to 968 01:11:23,920 --> 01:11:25,960 Speaker 1: hands with you hands a boot with a nail on 969 01:11:26,040 --> 01:11:28,200 Speaker 1: the toe, and it pops a balloon and then that 970 01:11:28,320 --> 01:11:30,600 Speaker 1: spells out a messaging clitter. Hey, you know what that 971 01:11:30,680 --> 01:11:41,400 Speaker 1: message better spell You've wasted your life? That rule? Hum? 972 01:11:41,560 --> 01:11:44,599 Speaker 1: I love you, but come on, oh my god, can 973 01:11:44,640 --> 01:11:54,280 Speaker 1: you give it up? Pullas for Micael brucing my hello, listen, hot, Hi, 974 01:11:55,160 --> 01:11:59,160 Speaker 1: what's gonna be pre selected? Oh? I have zero improvisational 975 01:11:59,280 --> 01:12:02,000 Speaker 1: comedy training, so we will be going very written and 976 01:12:02,200 --> 01:12:04,120 Speaker 1: very very written. This is Mike and Vercis. I don't 977 01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:06,960 Speaker 1: think so many as time starts now, I don't think so. Honey. 978 01:12:07,080 --> 01:12:13,880 Speaker 1: Hot guys reading books on the train, Hot guys reading 979 01:12:13,920 --> 01:12:17,160 Speaker 1: books on the train? Do you think you're better than me? Twice? 980 01:12:21,080 --> 01:12:24,080 Speaker 1: You can be hotter than me or smarter than me, 981 01:12:24,479 --> 01:12:31,280 Speaker 1: but if you're both, it hurts my feeling. And I'm 982 01:12:31,360 --> 01:12:33,680 Speaker 1: not saying that I'm not hot. I'm just hot to 983 01:12:33,760 --> 01:12:37,000 Speaker 1: a very specific type of person, which is which is 984 01:12:37,080 --> 01:12:41,040 Speaker 1: women that are attracted to Tony Soprano and men that 985 01:12:41,120 --> 01:12:49,240 Speaker 1: are attracted to Tony soprano. It's twenty nineteen. Paper is 986 01:12:49,320 --> 01:12:54,080 Speaker 1: a fine nite resource. We're doing audio books now, and 987 01:12:54,160 --> 01:12:58,320 Speaker 1: audio books are just podcast without commercials, so they fucking suck. 988 01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:02,519 Speaker 1: Five seconds if I don't know what kind of match 989 01:13:02,680 --> 01:13:05,040 Speaker 1: was my favorite podcaster sleep? So I locked your fucking 990 01:13:05,160 --> 01:13:10,160 Speaker 1: kill by tell if you need to buy a paper book, 991 01:13:10,560 --> 01:13:12,760 Speaker 1: do like the rest of us with stability to buy 992 01:13:12,800 --> 01:13:15,080 Speaker 1: a book, put it in your New Yorker or Outdoor 993 01:13:15,200 --> 01:13:18,120 Speaker 1: Voices toe bag and let it fucking rot until you 994 01:13:18,280 --> 01:13:19,880 Speaker 1: buy a new book and put the old one on 995 01:13:19,960 --> 01:13:25,600 Speaker 1: the pile. I'm sure you'll never rang by a b 996 01:13:25,880 --> 01:13:27,560 Speaker 1: say with a take that. And we just want to 997 01:13:27,600 --> 01:13:30,920 Speaker 1: say thank you to Helix Sleep. Thank you a short 998 01:13:31,000 --> 01:13:35,160 Speaker 1: sleep quiz with Helix Sleep and the for you brush 999 01:13:35,160 --> 01:13:39,360 Speaker 1: your teeth with quip with tooth brush built in thirty seconds. 1000 01:13:39,400 --> 01:13:44,320 Speaker 1: Vibration in the guiding the guiding sensitive pulses. Now welcome 1001 01:13:44,360 --> 01:13:54,320 Speaker 1: to the microphone. Diego lou pack boy boys, what's how 1002 01:13:54,400 --> 01:13:56,960 Speaker 1: are you? What's up? Is here you are? And here 1003 01:13:57,040 --> 01:13:59,920 Speaker 1: we are asking you? Do you want to do priestly 1004 01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:02,240 Speaker 1: at the topic or the child I'm a pre boy 1005 01:14:03,160 --> 01:14:07,240 Speaker 1: boy boy, Yes, okay, diego locus. I don't think so 1006 01:14:07,280 --> 01:14:10,439 Speaker 1: many times starts now, I don't think so, Honey, guys, 1007 01:14:10,520 --> 01:14:14,320 Speaker 1: I tried to ruin how cool squirting is by telling 1008 01:14:14,360 --> 01:14:18,960 Speaker 1: me that it's p that's still cool. I don't know 1009 01:14:19,600 --> 01:14:23,760 Speaker 1: what to tell you. Grow up. Oh it's gross. You 1010 01:14:23,840 --> 01:14:30,000 Speaker 1: don't have these men come? Come? That's song? What are 1011 01:14:30,000 --> 01:14:33,320 Speaker 1: you meanqueasy about sex? It's insane. I made a woman 1012 01:14:33,439 --> 01:14:38,840 Speaker 1: pe with my mouth. Where my fucking David Blake. I 1013 01:14:38,920 --> 01:14:41,600 Speaker 1: don't care what it is. I care why it is? 1014 01:14:41,840 --> 01:14:46,120 Speaker 1: Okay someone to join my company and that feels nice. 1015 01:14:46,439 --> 01:14:49,120 Speaker 1: It's like, hey, you want the lottery. Great, it's a 1016 01:14:49,200 --> 01:14:54,879 Speaker 1: Canadian lottery. Still great, whatever it is, fifty fucking coward, 1017 01:14:55,040 --> 01:14:57,760 Speaker 1: Put a napkin into your shirt and eat up by 1018 01:14:57,840 --> 01:15:10,160 Speaker 1: the fucker with a toll a aption. Eat pussy. We 1019 01:15:10,400 --> 01:15:14,559 Speaker 1: love it. Speaking of pussy. Everyone giving up a grain 1020 01:15:14,640 --> 01:15:25,160 Speaker 1: of yes, shut up speaking of pussy. All right. Let 1021 01:15:25,360 --> 01:15:27,840 Speaker 1: let me ask you this question, which has to do 1022 01:15:28,120 --> 01:15:30,599 Speaker 1: with I don't think the audience pre select in our trouble. 1023 01:15:30,680 --> 01:15:32,519 Speaker 1: What do we feel? What do we think? I got 1024 01:15:32,600 --> 01:15:35,840 Speaker 1: a topic? Oh, she got a got a topic. I've 1025 01:15:35,880 --> 01:15:38,560 Speaker 1: been sitting on this topic for a while. Here we go. 1026 01:15:38,840 --> 01:15:41,200 Speaker 1: You're not trying to listen. I don't think so, honey. 1027 01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:45,439 Speaker 1: When someone's Instagram story is the size of a fucking 1028 01:15:45,560 --> 01:15:51,559 Speaker 1: grain of salt, pitch, I cannot sit. How obsessed are 1029 01:15:51,640 --> 01:15:54,400 Speaker 1: you with your motherfucking self that is the size of 1030 01:15:54,479 --> 01:15:57,120 Speaker 1: a grain of salt. Your ass in the shower, your 1031 01:15:57,200 --> 01:15:59,800 Speaker 1: ass going to the train, Especially when a bitches a 1032 01:16:00,320 --> 01:16:04,519 Speaker 1: drag queen and she's posting every fucking angle of herself 1033 01:16:04,600 --> 01:16:07,679 Speaker 1: doing the Saitan number she does every single day. Bitch, 1034 01:16:07,840 --> 01:16:10,639 Speaker 1: you ain't Christina Agulera. You can't be posting this ship 1035 01:16:11,040 --> 01:16:14,200 Speaker 1: very sac and I understand, oh, I understand if you're 1036 01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:18,040 Speaker 1: you're having a momentous occasion like a wedding, or you 1037 01:16:18,160 --> 01:16:21,120 Speaker 1: have a cute little toddler niece that you want to 1038 01:16:21,120 --> 01:16:23,760 Speaker 1: show up to the world, very cute, very cute. But 1039 01:16:23,960 --> 01:16:26,519 Speaker 1: can't you boss you that number one more fucking time 1040 01:16:26,880 --> 01:16:29,960 Speaker 1: from every single motherfucking angle. I'm gonna come for you 1041 01:16:30,240 --> 01:16:34,679 Speaker 1: and I'm gonna cut your wig up, bitch. I don't 1042 01:16:34,720 --> 01:16:42,639 Speaker 1: think so, honey. There we go and filter deliberation. Rolf 1043 01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:47,360 Speaker 1: child be here to run a first day past after 1044 01:16:48,520 --> 01:16:51,639 Speaker 1: day and spread a filter will remain on stage because 1045 01:16:52,080 --> 01:16:54,920 Speaker 1: fucking you are in for a treat everyone. Right now, 1046 01:16:56,920 --> 01:16:59,080 Speaker 1: I have the best track queen in this fucking country. 1047 01:16:59,160 --> 01:17:01,640 Speaker 1: Her name is Print Better, and we're gonna take a 1048 01:17:01,920 --> 01:17:05,560 Speaker 1: take it out head after her performance up He'll be 1049 01:17:05,880 --> 01:17:09,360 Speaker 1: taking away bitch. Yes, this is my favorite overdone number. 1050 01:17:09,600 --> 01:17:11,960 Speaker 1: Make sure you put it on Instagram and I'll redo. 1051 01:17:12,120 --> 01:17:41,400 Speaker 1: I'll repost it seven thousand times November. Ready all this 1052 01:17:41,680 --> 01:17:48,040 Speaker 1: will be the last six will be I'll wait it, 1053 01:17:49,040 --> 01:17:59,519 Speaker 1: this will be time any more. Her my name is Steady. Um. 1054 01:18:00,400 --> 01:18:08,719 Speaker 1: This is my first attempt um at a e harmony video, 1055 01:18:09,640 --> 01:18:14,280 Speaker 1: my first time at online dating. So I'm nervous, but 1056 01:18:14,400 --> 01:18:18,960 Speaker 1: I'm excited at the same time. Um. So I'm just 1057 01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:23,000 Speaker 1: gonna start talking about what I like and hope I 1058 01:18:23,280 --> 01:18:41,040 Speaker 1: get some replied not so this So I am a 1059 01:18:41,280 --> 01:18:52,240 Speaker 1: recent NBA grab. I love cats, Um, I just sorry, 1060 01:18:52,280 --> 01:18:57,639 Speaker 1: I'm getting you amotion. I love cats. Um, I love 1061 01:18:57,720 --> 01:19:05,719 Speaker 1: every company cat. Sorry, I just I really love cats 1062 01:19:06,840 --> 01:19:10,040 Speaker 1: and I just want to hug all of them. But yeah, 1063 01:19:10,200 --> 01:19:14,439 Speaker 1: because it's crazy, I get like every cat, but I 1064 01:19:14,600 --> 01:19:18,400 Speaker 1: just want to. I went to I want to. Um, 1065 01:19:19,920 --> 01:19:24,280 Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I just I get any time I hear cat. 1066 01:19:24,560 --> 01:19:31,759 Speaker 1: I just I love pushy pushy pushy, pushy, pussy pussy. 1067 01:19:32,920 --> 01:19:36,320 Speaker 1: I want to see pussy leather. Body says it's nice, 1068 01:19:36,720 --> 01:19:39,040 Speaker 1: and then I came and visit. I'll be at your 1069 01:19:39,080 --> 01:19:42,040 Speaker 1: house tonight. They tell me you're so off to touch, 1070 01:19:42,120 --> 01:19:45,719 Speaker 1: and really it's smooth. I can hardly wait to feel 1071 01:19:45,800 --> 01:19:49,519 Speaker 1: that pussy too. You want to play pussy all the 1072 01:19:49,600 --> 01:19:55,400 Speaker 1: time you had that prime pussy. This crime you send 1073 01:19:55,479 --> 01:19:59,439 Speaker 1: Your pussy's clever. It's so slick. But I think that 1074 01:19:59,560 --> 01:20:07,160 Speaker 1: you'll put she's good. So today I am a cat lover, um, 1075 01:20:08,439 --> 01:20:16,160 Speaker 1: and I love to run. I'm sorry, I'm thinking about 1076 01:20:16,280 --> 01:20:24,280 Speaker 1: cats again. I just I think about how many don't 1077 01:20:24,479 --> 01:20:30,800 Speaker 1: have a home and I should have them, and how 1078 01:20:31,040 --> 01:20:35,840 Speaker 1: cute they are and other ears and no one's good 1079 01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:56,320 Speaker 1: to know. I love every coney cat. I just love 1080 01:20:56,520 --> 01:20:58,760 Speaker 1: them and I want them and I want them in 1081 01:20:58,840 --> 01:21:19,080 Speaker 1: a basket. And I wasn't a boat tie and so 1082 01:21:23,400 --> 01:21:50,360 Speaker 1: you touch me. Um. I want them to being on 1083 01:21:50,439 --> 01:21:54,200 Speaker 1: a rainbow and just in my bad and I just 1084 01:21:54,400 --> 01:21:59,080 Speaker 1: went a house follow them and I just wanted still 1085 01:21:59,320 --> 01:22:20,320 Speaker 1: roll around. Oh yeah, I care forever. This has been 1086 01:22:20,400 --> 01:22:24,400 Speaker 1: a Forever Dog production executive produced by Brett Ballum, Joe 1087 01:22:24,439 --> 01:22:29,280 Speaker 1: Silio and Alex Ramsey. 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